The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Brilliant 85 South Show feat. Andrew Schultz | Ep. 78

Episode Date: April 28, 2017

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and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, no. We got 10 days in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass.

You're going to be in New Year's In church. With your stagging ad. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ad. While your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work.

With your stagging air. Now you got. Try to cranky first With your stanging ass Oh shit you gonna be Lay for work With your stanging ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking jaw

With your stagin' ass Hey We don't bend up and see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about Them niggins fucking hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch

And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tellin where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid But I might jump on the plane Pauley Vu la Franca's my no loss I got the jokes I'm everywhere you see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities

Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hey niggum went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they smile and they round but felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up

I'll apologize And then I say I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man I don't like a crazy man I'm crazy man For a crazy man If you give him Some of that pussy

He'll give some of his dick to You give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if it would see is great

Than Carlos Really want some of that pussy girl I don't like Asked We got a smell But I'm a fuck know All right Yeah

But what's it got a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck don't We record all banter All the time

So all the banter Yeah, I know you always You always got a, what's it called? Some good banter. Dude, banter's the shit. Yeah. But yeah, I knew. How does it work?

Do you see how the forces have joined? We were in New York and now you're in Atlanta. I love it. Nobody playing this shit. Nothing. Did you really go get him Starbucks? You're giving him the A1 treatment. Bro.

We recorded the podcast at his brother house who had a plate full of spaghetti. Yeah. And he didn't offer anybody in it. You get a motherfucking ice latte. A pair of Jordans. A pair of George. What the fuck is that you're eating, man? A falafel?

No, this is a spinach of fetter wrap. Oh, you fucking... Egg whites, though, but... You are exasperating all of our resources, dude. You were fucking it up for, like, the next three guests. I'm okay with it. I support it. You better be glad.

This is all because we got good feedback for being on Brilliant Idiot. Oh, people liked it? No, they fucking loved it. All right, word, well, I got to thank Chris. Yeah, we got a lot of love from the Brilliant Idiot fan base. Yeah, people fuck with your guys' episode. They put us, like, we're second to them now.

They're like, yo, you're my second favorite now. Good. I wanted people to see it. I was waiting for a while. I mean, I've been trying to get you on for a while. Yeah, man. But, uh, but now that was good. It worked out perfect.

I knew they really liked it. This is how I knew they really liked the episode. Because Charlemagne wasn't on and barely anybody mentioned it. Word. That's how you know. Yeah. Because there's a time where like, like, if he's not on and I'm on and I'm on with other people and that episode of Slow, people are like, yo, what the fuck, man?

What the fuck is Charlemann? You can't listen to this shit without Charlotte. You're getting on your all-right shit. Oh, man. All right, Andy. That's what people, that's what they do, man. That's the new thing. Man, eat your fucking falafel.

You know what it is? Are we recorded or no? We record it or no. We record everything. We make it dope. Just eat, man. Just eat. Enjoy yourself.

This is the 85 South show for motherfuck. D.C. eat on every episode. Does it? Yeah, so you can comfortably eat. They are, they welcome to this shit. They don't like it when we eat on our shit. No, fuck. This is the whole different audience.

See? You didn't know that? Almost died. I'm telling you. This is almost my last podcast. Brough, I'm telling you, man. This podcast right here, Kat, you know what it is. This is for bitches who don't wash the sheets, just put them in the dryer.

That's a great technique. Yeah, that's who this podcast is for. Podcasts for chicks who don't even get butt-necked. They just, you know, leave their socks on. What? Are they for sale? That's in-house, pimp. We don't even have a number.

for that shit to sell, but we could get some. You want to advertise it? Go get some pictures and post it up and let them, and shout out Art of a Giant. Can't just shoot, you know, put the pictures up. I know you'll get everything right. I should have smoked a weed with you guys. You can still.

We got some more weed, Joe? I ain't bring them on. No, I can't because I'm going to, I'll be fucked for the show later. No, you won't. You're eating a hole for a lotful. You need a lighter? Yeah, I'm going to keep this one. If that's okay.

Yeah, you should take a few. Thanks, man. We'll make sure we get you a few of them shit. You got the barcodes on anything. Are you swiping these? Man, no, we're not swiping these. We are, you know, that's just from the distribution people that we fuck with. We're always going to keep these bics, if nothing else, you know.

I like your merch, Jim. We're stepping it up, man. You guys really inspire us sometimes. Oh, that's good. Yeah, you guys really do. What about the times when we don't inspire you? It's other people. It's not that you're not inspiring us.

We just get a lot of different inspirations. We have to rotate them out. Okay, so who do I need to look for for inspiration as well? Ted Talks. Listen to some TED Talks. Some of those TED Talks. Some of those TED Talks are weak. Some of them are fucking absolutely brainless,

but some of them just are like mental blow jobs. Yeah, I like that. The mental blow jobs are on point. You need a mental blow job every now and then. Some are soft. Every now and then, you need your mind-blown. The more you know the fourth year ago. Because he don't read the comments on his show.

Oh, yeah, I don't go to SoundCloud comics. Yeah, you don't. I actually try not to read comments. comments are good to a certain extent like sometimes people don't know what they want they do but they don't you gotta give it to them that's what we do here we force ourselves upon them cosby yeah no pills though like when they click when they click on the play button they drop the own pill and they drink that's it right took it that's your sip you did so yeah that's the approach that we take how long you've been in the

podcast game. I've been here for our shit. I think we've done three years. I think we've done for three years. Yeah, that's dope. It is what it is. You said it is what it is. You make this shit sound like child support.

Sometimes it feels that way, I'll tell you. You can get grilled on this shit. I mean, I'll show you guys know. You say some controversial thing. Well, I don't know. It depends. Is your audience sensitive at all? No, we don't have a sensitive audience.

We really not hard enough for our audience, I feel like at times. Really? Because the shit that they say in the comments, man, oh my God. Why? They want you to go harder. Yes, they roast. They don't give a fuck about it.

Oh, so you don't have like the woke, the fake woke audience? No, I hate to tell you this, but it's some real niggas watching that shit. Oh, I love it, man. Good. Thank you. I like people who are asleep. That's my favorite. They're not asleep.

Whatever the opposite of woke is. I'm like sleep. We just reach a demographic of people who just like, man, fuck that shit. I got to go to work tomorrow. Talk that shit. I like that. We get to say all the shit that people who have jobs can't say. Yeah, yeah, I'm with it.

I'm with it, man. That was the 90s. Yeah. That's why stand-up's great. That's what we do. We smoke weed, we let them know. That's why we fuck with backwoods. Because they want to, but they can't.

Right, right. And that's why they fuck with us for drinking Red Bull because we really touched. Wait, does Red Bull sponsor this? Yes. Can you believe that? Red Bull sponsors you guys. Yes. Don't look at me like I'm like.

Shit, I just did. They do. I want to talk to whoever you're talking to. Chad, go get some more red bull. He think we only got fucking three. I don't drink red milk. No, I just need to flex because you looked at me like I'm like. Can we get like two more boxes of red bulls?

If you put six Red Bulls here, I'll believe you. That's how you know that you're sponsored. I don't like how he looked at me, man. Bring the whole, bring all the shit. We got an office full of Red Bull. Red, green, yellow, blue, purple. This is the 85 South show, and we really are sponsored by a red bull and backwood. And incredible.

And incredible. And we got our own hats. Hats, the trays. And we got lighters. And we got shit you can roll your weed up on. And we got the, we're trying to turn you into dope smokers. This is the worst peer pressure show on the planet. 85.

Yeah. 85. 85. How you feel today, man? If you are just now understanding what's happy. in front of you. I am your man Carlos Miller. Today I am on the 85 South show

with my man Andrew Shult. So this is the 85 South show 50-50, brilliant idiots collaboration in Atlanta. Mark two. Part two. Oh shit. I go up for you non-believers.

What's up, all right, Andy. Man, come on. We got to stop with that shit. I know. I don't call you. I got to embrace it. I got to start calling myself it. I like that principle in Charlemagne's book

about just owning your shit. Own your shit. But I don't believe it. Even at, this is my issue with it. It's like, so I've noticed what people do, and this is kind of brilliant. This is what, like, the left does.

Yeah. Is what they do is label you some shit that's wild. Right. Boom. Sponsored by Red Bull. Hey. Reenforcement. So what they do is they label you some wild shit, right?

They label you like a sexist. They label you like a homophobe. They label you a racist. They label you Islamophobic or transphobic. Right. Right. They make you radioactive so that they don't have to debate you. Fuck them.

They can't debate me. anyway. You know what? Why is that? Because I know more words than these motherfuckers. I'm smarter. Well, that's why they're afraid to debate you, so they're just go, oh, Carlis is homophobic, so I don't got to talk to him. You don't got to talk to that guy. He's crazy. Man, when somebody call you homophobic, all you got to do is post a picture with your gay-ass cousin.

You got a gay-ass cousin? This is his motherfucker dude. Make-up. He's a great fucking beautician. He's a nigga dance real good. And he dress, his dress game is immaculate. So you post a picture with him. You post it. You be like, ah, fuck y'all. This is my cousin, Twan. We grew up together.

You got to post like a split side by side like now and then when y'all was kids. Let these motherfuckers know that you are not what they say you are. Yeah, but you didn't choose him to be your cousin. Oh, well, see. You need a gay friend, not a gay cousin. It's not your choice. No, uh-uh, because that's family. Yeah, but you have to love your cousin.

You don't have to love a friend. No, you don't. See, that's the white people's shit because y'all get like two cousins. We got like a lot of cousins. You don't have to fuck with all your cousins. And real shit. Some cousins you love like your brother. Some cousins, you, like, you won't even pick this nigga up from work.

Like, this motherfucker better not call me. Wow, that's great. So the more cousins you have, the less you have to love them. But you love your gay cousin despite him. No, I'm just saying, that's like insurance. Oh, you always like when you put your thumb in a girl's ass. What? What kind of insurance is that, bro?

Is that kind of like signing a consent form? Hey, my thumb was in your ass. So you was with everything. or whatever like that, you got that on her that you, you know, thumbed her ass. I would never tell nobody, no shit like that. But if she cheated on you, you would. If she cheated on me, then that means she had more than one thumb in her ass. My thumb wasn't big enough.

So, that's what I mean? Bro, you'd be looking at that shit the wrong way. No, you got to look at the right. You got to have a little leverage. So what you get cheated on, you want revenge. Say, I just want, I just want something. Revenge? I just want, I don't have to have revenge.

I just want something. You know what I mean? You want some kind of, like, relationship reparations. to disrespect my girl more than me. That's embarrassing. Because it's just, that's some pussy-ass shit. So I'm just fucking,

missionary while this other guys blowing your back out. That makes me feel uncomfortable. That's you being lazy. That's you being lazy. So I'm not being lazy. Take my thumb off the controller and put it in her ass.

Man, do you understand? I'm right back to the Xbox. This is what you're not understanding. You think putting your thumb in her ass is giving you some sort of power. It does. She likes that shit. Depends how you do it.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. You're not doing no new shit. You put yours in like this. That's why she likes it. I put mine in like that. I bend it first and put it in the fat way. You think because you made a technique that is different.

I'm trying to pack a blunt. You know what I mean? That's disgusting. I would never give you a fish hook, baby, girl. I respect it too much. A fish hook is when you come around with the mouth. You just put a dent in your thumb and stuck in her ass cricketman. Oh, this film.

I got carpal tunnels, all that shit from thumb of butts. That shit hadn't made it down 85 south yet. I'm telling you. We still sticking thumbs in. straight. You just go thumb and straight. No saliva. You go dry? Man, I mean, I can't get into all of that. This is a family show. Now it's a family show. This is the 85 South Show. This is good for the whole family. I don't know that little boy named, but shout out to that little boy who got an ass

for turning the 85 South show down. And then he jumped over the front seat, turned it back up and started dancing to give me some of that pussy baby. I don't know why they got the two-year-old. That's his favorite song. I don't this shit is crazy shout out to that little bit we're gonna post a clip we got the video we'll put the clip in that bitch it's this little boy we don't know who you little boy this is

his mama gangster he loves the 85 South and he requested every time they get in the car so she sent us these videos of him acting a damn fool until she turned the shit on so really this podcast is for bad ass kids

it's pretty youth I don't even know if they understand what we're saying or is just the sound of my voice is soothing to them or something rap man they love the freestyle i think it's because i sound like their daddy on the phone they don't know they only talk to their daddy on the phone come on that's a that's a myth we gotta bury this myth right now if you're three and listening to the 85 thousand every ghetto child every ghetto child at least knows their father that's true yes that doesn't mean that he's actively but they talk to him on the phone they know that's a myth that this is just a black thing by the way right you know the

white fatherlessness is on the rise like crazy yeah because it's like six times more white people so everything. No, no, no. I'm not talking percentage-wise. I'm talking about, I'm not talking about quantity. I'm talking about percentage-wise. We know where all the whole, like, single white moms are, though. They work at Waffle House. Yeah, yeah. We see them all the time. Do you fuck white girls? Sometimes. You do? Yes. You know why? Because y'all wouldn't let my grandfather do it. Reparation. First of all, if your grandfather could box as good as Jack Johnson, he would have got some white person. That's the problem. Your grandfather just wasn't talented enough to fuck white dudes, white guys or girls back in the day.

Damn, you didn't gave my granddaddy to everybody. I don't, I think my grandfather probably did fuck a few white women, but I just don't. White women been fucking black dudes from the South. But he's from the beginning, bro. No, I'm from the, I'm from Mississippi. That shit wasn't tolerated until like 89. Like, nobody really got no white pussy. You really think that there weren't white dudes fucking black chicks and black chicks,

black dudes fucking white girls back in the day? Get out of here. Every now and there. Not necessarily, not as in, you know. Not publicly. I mean, they would just in private go to it. Forever. Pussy's pussy, bro.

I feel you on that. Speaking, so you, have you experienced some black pussy? I told you last time you came on. Well, I had to act like I didn't know so I could set the shit up, man. Let me do my interview shit, man. You don't want me to be shit in life, man. I'm trying to keep it honest, man. So, Andrew.

Yes, if I fuck black girls, of course, man. I told you I just started dating white women. You just started dating white women. I've slept with white women my whole life, but I just started having them be my girlfriend. Oh. Yeah. Wow. Isn't that weird?

That's funny for you guys. That's not funny. I didn't even realize it. I didn't even realize it. I just, I never had a white girlfriend. And then I did. So now you have a white girlfriend. Kind of.

No, I don't have a girlfriend anymore, but I had a white girlfriend. And, uh, but she was from Germany. Was it annoying? No, it was pleasant. They were so under, she was so understanding. Really? Yeah, like, I was like, I got to go out late and do shows. And she was like, well, just do your thing.

And I was like, do you not like me? What's going on? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, because see, that's how you know black women like you. They don't never want you to go no way. And be like, hey, I'll be right back. Well, just fucking stay gone, dear. Why don't I come with you?

Fuck it. No, because you're going to fuck with that bitch. Like, what bitch? What bitch? Fuck it, go. Just get the fuck out my face. Okay, fuck it. And you leave pissed off, but then you're like,

that bitch loves me, oh. You leave. He loves me, bro. You don't know if you're going to come home to the house burnt down or what. Every nigga who has ever dated a black woman, though, every time you leave and you come home, she mad.

She's in the bed, fake sleep. Don't touch me. Get the fuck off me. Do you know what time it is? Man? I'm on the clock right goddamn now, man. So you've got a black girlfriend? Man.

Yes. I said somebody cares about me in the black community. But is she black? Yes, she's black. Would you marry a white chick? No. What type of inheritance does she have? No inheritance.

Poor white chick. No, no, nope. So you would only marry a rich white girl? Yes. She has to be wealthy enough to offset her white girls. She don't have to be wealthy right now, but she got to have some wealthy grandparents that don't fuck with her because she fucked with me, but they ain't take out the wheel. Oh, so you want some inheritance.

You don't want like a talented white girl. Bro, if I get a white woman and I still got to go to work every day, I fucked up. Let me tell you something. I don't know what movies you've been watching, but white women don't have money. You crazy as fuck. What white women got money? All level. Who?

because it'd be dudes like you giving it to them. Why am I paying it for dinner when all these fucking dates that I'm going on? Because you pay for dinner. That's why they have money. Can I get an Uber home? White dudes. You know how upset white girls give them you put them in Uber pool? Y'all pay all the rent. Y'all about his bitch food. Give her the credit. We do that with every girl. That's what I'm saying. So by the time we fucking with them, she's three, four thousand in. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday. I'll be sharing. all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the

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Who is it? Who's your girl? Who's your girl? That's your girl. You used that shit against me to fuck all the black women. Y'all already got Serena Williams pregnant. I had to block. I blocked that bitch.

Serena, block. You blocked, Serena. Stop dancing. Stop fucking dancing off beat. Stop dancing off beat. That's not how you do that shit. I got my own beat, man. Me and Serena dancing to this shit.

Shut the fuck up. You dirty motherfuckers. They dirty, man. That is fucked up that that dude took Serena for me. Bro. That's fucked up, man. Oh, that's fucking, oh. So how does the black community reconcile that?

Like, in a dorky white dude, too. It's not like a cool-ass white dude. We're going to get y'all back. Okay, so who are you going to take from us? You got to take Tommy Laren. We're getting Taylor Swift. You got to take Tommy Lairn. Oh, Taylor Swift.

Oh, Tommy Laren is going to have a baby by one of those new Wesley Snipes. One of them New York Giants' ass players. No, it's got to be somebody who fell out. It's got to be like... She gonna have a lot of little black babies. What was, you know, not, not... Nah, like Genuine.

Like, Genuines gotta have it. DMX's gonna get Tommy Lauren. It's gotta be... Who is it, Belle Biv Devo? The new edition. Devo. Yeah, Devo. All up in her.

Yeah. Damn, we gotta get one back. We gotta get two of y'all. We gotta get Taylor Swift and a day. Oh, no, you could have Adele. Man. Yeah, yeah, that'd have fucking up right there. We don't claim, we don't really claim it.

You need to get, I'm trying to think a good, Adele's kind of like, you know, she's a little more. Who is y'all white queen right now? This is chest, motherfucker. Who is the queen? Oh, God, that's a good question. It's got to be Taylor Swift. Yeah, but Taylor's kind of off now.

Not unless somebody gives Angelina Jolie a real black baby in her womb. No, no, no. Oh, just no, we plan to revenge. She got no womb anymore. Okay, well, fuck. They scooped that out. Man.

For real. Shit, we might have to pull a gang to move. Like, she has pussy cancer in her family. Oh, shit. So they took her pussy out. Left the box. The box is there. Yeah, exactly.

It's like when you order the Jordan's online and it's just a brick inside that. That's what her vagina looks like. So they left the lining. She got a bedstock pussy. It's dead stock. It's a OG pussy. She got her pussy from 88.

Angelina got that throwback. Exactly. They left the dog. They left the box, though. They left the box. It looks like a vagina, but doesn't have any of the baby making shit. It's basically like the best pussy possible. It's like a display phone.

It works, but it doesn't really, it's not connected to shit. It's got no service. No network. Nothing. No bars. Did you fly head on American Airlines? Yeah, I did. Damn.

Did they beat you? No, that's United. I thought that was American. No, United beat you. No, American did that shit. America beat, I mean, American just took this strolling and slapped this lady in the baby. Oh, I saw it. First of all, and you saw that little man?

Yeah. I've been waiting to punch a stewardess or like a steward, whatever they're called, a flight attendant for like a minute. Why are there male flight attendants? I mean, I feel like that's the one job that they should be discriminating on. Don't nobody want no fucking dude walking up and down the aisle, bumping this dick up on your armrests and shit. But let's clarify it. That's a woman's job, bro. Is it a woman's job or is it a I like dick job?

It's a woman's job. It's a I like dick job. Like, I think. There's no straight guy who's a flight attendant. There should be all, like, there should be no waiters. It should just be waitresses. I feel like you should be cooking or cleaning up

Why are you out there There should be no waiters There should just be waitresses Yeah Yeah but at the same time You ever have like the waitress come And she can only carry You know where this came from

You're like now my fucking steak is cold and shit I want the waiter to have like the tray That has all the plates on it Now I'm eating it's all hot You know my potato isn't cold I like that I like a good waiter I don't fuck my

I like a nice strong Russian I request a waitress You know somebody angry A single mom who's going to appreciate You love single moms Because I think that struggle. Once last time you fuck pussy that hasn't had a baby come out? Oh.

Last night. Hey. I was fucking this chick. And she didn't have no kids. And she was loving my dick. Cause she didn't have no kids and she don't want none. She didn't have no kids and she didn't want none. So guess what I did.

Hey. So guess what I did? Hey, so guess what I did? Hey, so guess what I did? Hey, I threw the vision, baby shout, baby shout, a baby shout, a baby shout, a baby shout. That's what she had. I shot kids on the ad. I shot kids on the cheek.

It was kids on the sheets. It was kids on me. Hold up, I shot my kids on me. I'm nasty. Kids everywhere. I even got kids all in a hell. Kids ain't what I need. That's why I shout.

my kids and a weave. Hey. She didn't have no kids and she didn't want none. She didn't have no kids and she didn't want none. So guess what I did? I said guess what I did? Guess what I did. I threw the bitch a baby shower.

A baby shout. A baby shout, a baby shower. I threw the bitch, a baby shout, a baby shout. A baby shower, a baby shower. I shot my kids on a leg. I even got some on the head. I shot my kids on her arm. She said that she ain't want none.

I shot my kids on her back. She said she liked that. I shot my kids on a face on her lips, then I asked her how it tastes. She said it was good. She was really from the hood. And she was liking my wood because it did so good. And she said that she could.

have a baby we could. I was like, no, she was like, yeah. She was like shoot your babies over there. She was like a nasty and I'm freaking, I don't care. You can shoot your kids anywhere. So I threw the bitch a baby shout, a baby shout, a baby shout, a baby shout, a baby shout. I threw the bitch a baby shout, a baby shout, a baby shout. A baby shout, a baby shout.

Unbelievable. That's what I did. That's what I did. Unbelievable talent. That's what I did. I was so happy I kept the beat going. That was great. It was easy at first.

And then when you start doing, like you added different claps, I was like, no, just concentrate on yours. You concentrate on yours. You keep it going. One, two, three, go. One, two, three, go.

I held that shit down, dude. I even did some snaps. But that's what we do here. I mean, you freest out an entire song, but I kept the clapping going consistently. You did. You a bad motherfucker. I'm the hero.

Yeah. You want read some comments? Yeah, we can read some comments. It's time to read some fucking. How long would you. Fucking comments. How long will you wait to kiss a girl after you come on her face? Where, what?

You were talking about shooting kids on a girl's face. Why, what are you? I was listening to the content of your song. Why you have to think about shit like that? No, it's important question. So you'll bust on a chick face and give her kiss right there? Why would you assume that of me? I'm asking how long you will wait.

I would wait till she at least, you know, clear the kids. Put the babies to bed? You put the babies to bed. Put the babies to bed? Now here's the thing. Can she just do a little? a hand down the face? Nobody. She needs to add some sort of soap. Yes, there needs to be fabric involved. Put a fabric to that. Okay. Some sort of baby wipe or hot towel. So there has to be

some sort of other liquid. That's why I keep a lot of towels at my house. I don't want her to ever feel like she has to wipe her nothing up with her hand. Only guaranteed difference between white and black people in America. Right. The towel to wipe your ass during a shower. Wow. I heard white people don't even use wash rag. We do not wash rag. This is a, this is a black thing. How dirty are white people, really? We're filled... Hello, the plague almost killed a third of us

just from not showered. Y'all some nasty motherfuckers, man. Dude, we killed all the Native Americans by sneezing on them. We're filthy people. This is not... Why, though? If you know this is true, then why?

What do you mean, why? Our immune system is unbelievable. It's not really, though. Y'all get sick at like the first, you know what I'm saying? Well, maybe all the week... I mean, if you don't shower for a while, eventually you're going to get sick,

but have you ever seen white homeless people? Yes, they're fucking disgusting. Yeah. Wow. It's like I just have to throw money. I don't even give money to homeless, first of all. Yeah, do I? Because I have a theory.

If you white in America and you homeless, you fucked all the way up. This shit was set up for you to win and you fucked it up. No, I'm with you. Hey, my brother. We are not brothers because I know if you are on your feet, you would be calling me a nigger. So fuck you. No, I'm with you. I want to give their citizens to a Mexican.

I did see a homeless dude that looked just like Hulk Hogan one time. Respect. Let's see. This dude's L Dog the Great, new subscribers. Coming from the Brilliant Idiot Podcast. This shit was hilarious. So shout out the L Dogg. My man, L. Dog.

He's been fucking with your show for a long time. Let's get a brilliant Idiot's 85 show mashup. Y'all do each other's podcast. We need to do that. Keys Live, Jr., this is that. You're welcome. Warren G. I wonder if this is the real Warren G.

I've been waiting for somebody to pay homage to the entire Foxhole radio crew. They definitely started all this shit. That's how I got him. Of course, it had to be the second coming of grace. 85 South Show's salute to Carlos and... Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of which, did you see the Ari Spears clip?

Yeah. How you feel about it? I just don't care. You know what? It was overhyped to me. Yeah. Because the week before the clip came out, they were like, oh, Harry Spears was knocked out. I was like, I didn't see nothing out.

He didn't even catch him. Right. He did this weird, like, punch where he kept it close. It was like a raptor. You know what I mean? He just looked like his elbows were connected to his hips or some ships. But he took his glasses off like he was going to do work. Maybe we didn't see the rest of the clip.

Maybe if he kept his glasses off, he went on, he would have hit him. Maybe he only saw the first part of the clip. No, we saw the whole thing. You don't leave the good shit and, like, put it in the files. I think it was just a weird thing. I was looking for a K.O. punch or something like that. But I don't know. I don't know, really. I don't know Ari's that well.

Do you guys know him? I don't know Aries that well. I've yet to meet someone who likes him. Yeah, I've never heard. I mean, I've had encounters with him It's a high-in-buy situation You know what I'm saying? And he wasn't, he wasn't

Not pleasant, you know what I'm saying? But just like you said, it's a lot of fucked up Airy, Spirit, stories. Yeah, I've never heard a good story. Then again, I like to make my decisions on people based on medium, so I can't say personally.

I don't personally have any... And you know, there's bitterness in this comedy world like somebody's getting money, everybody hates them all of a sudden. Yep, all of a sudden, you know. I'm sure you're experiencing that out here in Atlanta? Yeah, no, not in Atlanta. Fuck, no.

Nobody hate me. I'm the most, I'm the most loved motherfucking. Yeah, all right. What about all those baby daddies? Well, fuck them. Fuck them. I mean, how are they going to be mad at me? If you're the baby daddy and you're mad at me, you fucked up someone.

Here's my question. Because you had your chance to be with her. Don't get mad at him for fucking with me. Yeah. What happened here? Hi. That's Lexi. Hi, Lexi, nice to meet you.

Don't even try it. Don't even try it. See, the second I tell you, I don't date white girls. Now, all you worry about me. You're a fucking, to catch a predator. Why? How old are you? We're not Don't talk to him

Oh, that's fine Wait, is that someone's girl? I don't want to be disrespectful You're not going to Serena Lexi, bro No, dude Lexi might have to come over She looks like she might be already half What are you, Indian or something?

What are you, Guyanese? Black and Colombian That's what's up? Uh-huh Let me go That works, cool You ever dated a white guy? Don't

Never dated a white guy Why not? This shit down went left No Yeah, anyway She's pro black That's on upside down What happened?

Chad is retarded. Why don't you day white guys? What's the problem? It's the new trend. Just live in Atlanta, bro. It's segregated in the South still. We don't even see... We go weeks without seeing white people in Atlanta.

Wow. Tell the truth. It's a fact. We don't know where the fuck the white people go. They got the little hat off that they have... What about Buckhead? No, there is no buckhead. That is just construction right now.

That's just made up. It's a myth right now. It's coming back in like 2020. What about Maranetta? Marietta. Marietta. Yeah. Yeah. The reading game is... My reading game is on point. Well, we're going to read these comments.

Okay, go, go. No, as you. Oh, I got to read it. Okay. As, okay, uh, Sean Jams, Chris Moreau, the Podfather and Combat Jack Need to sign the 85 South Show. Okay, it's a nice little setup here. I see this. Uh, well done, guys. Well done. Very good.

That's good. You feel for that shit? Shaddy 731. Andrew needs to give Carlos $75 because Carlos is hungry and wants to get some lunch. I see these setups. I see these setups. I see what you're doing. I didn't see what's going on here.

I did not see this. I got a very clever 85 South show. I see what's going on. What the fuck? Oh man, that's Brooks. Hilarious episodes. You can't take sluts out to the sea. Word up.

Oh, no, we did have that conversation. We're talking about the slut crews. Bro, we got to take this. We got to get some people behind this goddamn slut cruise, man. We're going to have it because it's an equal opportunity slut situation. Men can be sluts too. Don't you feel men can be sluts too? What's your name?

Shout out to all the slutty men. Jesse? Lexi. Lexi. Okay. Do you speak Spanish? Yes? No, slowly.

What the fuck. I don't mess with girls that don't speak Spanish. People always want to test you. Fluent. No, motherfucker. I gotta make sure, man. I don't know any people speak Spanish down here in Atlanta. They got Spanish speakers over here?

Yeah. No, they don't. Bro, you've never been to Atlanta before. We got all type of Hispanic people around this bit. You just told me it's so segregated you could ask you. It is. We don't know where they are, though. I don't know where you're keeping your Mexicans.

We don't either. After traffic is over, we don't know where to fuck people go. You're going to need those Mexicans, man. I'm telling you, you need them to build up those fucking highways that keep breaking. I believe that's what they're working on. They're better. They tried to fucking tell me that a crackhead burned down, 85, man. I'm not falling for this.

Wait, was it 85 South? Yes. Oh, this is a bad omen, y'all. We still represent. Shout out to us, man. This is a bad omen, bro. Soon as we got this shit popping, they tried to destroy us. They're like, oh, they're doing 85 South Show podcast.

Tell the motherfucking 85 Southup. But we're still here, though. Hello. We was here before the... How you doing, man? Is this your girlfriend? Okay, I just want to make sure... I'm very respectful to people's girlfriends, man.

I know what that's like being a guy. What do you do when somebody hits on your girlfriend? You just fight them? Do you really do that right away? There's all you can do. I don't know. I don't believe in that. But I just want to make sure you feel comfortable.

Is this real? What's that? Did you see this? I have a question. What the fuck... What do you fuck a bit... It said, what do you... What do you...

do if you fuck a bitch and she spent the night the next morning and she makes the bed leaving you texting sand she gets down saying watch the sheets come to find out the little bit of bitch piss in your bed and she ain't even tell you she peed in your bed but not only that how about she had the nerve to use my lacrosse display tiles to take a bird bath before she did plus i work with this bitch um first of all a girl should pee every time you have sex with her wow that mean that's what wetness is for a girl wow right so I've been lad to this whole time. Most of a girl who squirts is pee.

I have been lied to this whole time. Absolutely. How about this? New rules. How about this? How about you squirt? Have you had a girl squirt? Yeah.

How about you squirt at your house? How about that? How about that? How about to say, that's just the simplest way to answer this question. Next time you fuck at your house. You can't be that upset about some towels because you got some tows because you got some pussy. You're mad about some tows and you got some pussy? You should be proud of yourself.

You're mad because you got to clean up because you got some pussy. No, she cleaned up. She said wash the sheets. You childish, bro. No, she made the bed. She made the bed. Good for her. Now, I can understand that part.

Why would you make up a bed with some pissing sheets? That's disrespectful. But. Wait, she didn't change the sheets. No, she didn't change the sheets. But she did make up the bed. How do you make up a bed with no sheets? Well, you can't be mad at this young lady because she meant well.

She put new sheets on it. No, she didn't have the piss. Look, she spent the night the next morning. She'd make up the bed. Leave texting you saying when she downstairs, wash the sheet. Yeah. So that means she pissed in the bed the night before. Got up, made the bed, got downstairs, and text him, hey, watch the sheets.

You should, she could have just pulled those fucking sheets out. I like how he's trying to brag about his Lacoste display towel. But that is, that's pussy, because you can get that at the T.J. Max's home for like $20. That's why I'm like, fuck the towel. Yeah, I don't care about the towel. If you're a real nigger and you got a job, you can get some more time. I think you did a great job making a squirt. I think you should be proud of yourself.

I don't think that you should ever be upset if a girl pees in your bed. Never. Anything that comes out of a girl, I'm cool. Beds aren't even that expensive. Blood, periods. You can get like a motherfucking, uh, temperapeutic mattress,

like with installments for like $20 a month now. I've slept with a girl in her bed with dried period blood in it. Who the fuck are you right now? I told you white people, white people were filthy. What year was this, bro? This is why we survive, okay?

Can we just say what year this was? This was 2017. Wow. That was recently. Yeah, man, you might not have to, you might not be welcome back.

Sometimes when you have sex with girls, a little blood comes out. You've never had sex and blood came. out? You've never had sex on your period. Yes, you have. Okay? I need something to drink, bro. This is crazy. Why are you so afraid of periods before? Like, come on, man, grow up.

We're adults here. You don't fuck on a girl's period? No. That's the time you leave it in. That's the time where you leave it in your pants. No. Can't do that. Once a week, man. I go once a week. So if my once a week happens to happen on her period, then it is what it is. Yeah, that's how you fuck up the natural flow of things. She gets her period

to keep the dicks out. That's just like, At the end of the month, the pussy's just saying, okay, we're going to throw away all the pussy we didn't use this month. That's why you got kids. Come on, y'all. And you don't need to be putting shit in there. That's why you got kids, bro.

If you don't want kids, you got a fucking period. That's how it works. Trust me, I know. I got no kids. All right. Well, your dick going to look like camouflage. My dick does look little crazy. Exactly.

You're going to have shit that you can't explain. I got some dark spots on my dick. When you find the bitch that you're going to have to explain your dick to it. Look, it was dark one night. Now, if you do fuck a girl in her period, that does give you like a henna tattoo. It stays with your dick for a little bit. This is fucking disgusting.

And then like three weeks later it starts to go away. You're sick. You're a sick individual, Andrew Shokes. But this is the 85 South show. Hey, my dick is Hindu. This shit is retarded. I did not know that he was just fucked up, man. I thought you were, I thought in the inside you were a good person.

But now I know, you just a, you're a fucked up that shit, it's fine. I'm just trying to impress. What was you, Lexie? Lexi. By letting her know that you would smash on her period. That I'm willing to have sex on your disgusting, period. That's fine. I'm not going to judge you.

You should feel comfortable. This is sick. When is your period coming up? This is sick. You're not on it now, right? Okay. But it's going to be within the next four weeks. That's true.

Eventually. How many more weeks do we have? I'm just trying to figure out how many more weeks until we get, what is two more? I can usually sense a girl's cycle. We'll text you. Two more. Text them. I'm right about that shit.

Two more weeks or I'm wrong? Bro, just guess. I'm 100%. I just guessed her period, bro. You want to just get a phone and look at the app. I got it. You know what it is because two weeks before the period happens? Shut out to that line-ass period app.

That's when the girls are their most fertile. That's a game you can play with your girl. Guess when the period going to show up. Yeah, I don't play that game. That app don't even, the period don't show up until you get the whole condom on. No, I don't trust apps for any of that shit. Wait, wait, wait. Fuck.

But Andrew keep going. I have moved past that phase of my life. What, and leaving inside? No, I'm just, that whole shit you were just talking. What having sex with periods? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a, I think you should bond with your girlfriend. Nah, I think that's a time where we get to know each other, like on a spiritual level, on some other shit.

Yeah. Where you guys just connect. Yeah, we just connect. No, that's good. That's very mature. Watch Titanic and shit. Yeah, yeah. I like to get pussy, but that's cool.

I mean, you should watch romantic comedies together. That's really cool. I mean, we too. I'll wait. Me personally, I like to fuck. But, yeah, that's cool. You guys watch friends and shit. I'm the type of dude.

One thing I learned about life is shit. you'll get another chance I will last longer than your period trust me call me when your pussy has restarted oh yeah I like that yeah see now you're thinking about

all the mistakes you made yes oh shit this is the 85 South show and I just unplugged my fucking headphones well it's gonna be okay we can hear each other

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I can hear you now. Oh, the new season of Wiling Out just wrap. Oh, congratulations, man. Thank you. Shout out to all my podners and all my Wile Now castmates. This season is going to be very, very, very motherfucking interesting. I'm telling you. They add a whole bunch of new shit.

This is not your typical. Wilding Out. Uh-oh. Yep. Uh-oh. What does that mean? Oh, that means that we have some surprises coming for your ass. Literally for your ass.

Literally. Just watch your ass. I know. New season of Wilding Out. Back on MTV. That's going to be dope. Clayton English has a comedy album coming out called All the Same. Dropping May 26.

You can pre-order that shit. You pre-ordered on the website? You can pre-order it on iTunes. We'll post a link to that shit on the 85 South Show.com. Hey, Charlemagne's new book is out and it's doing very well. Killing it.

We went to the book release the other day, the book signing. Capella. Today, we are out. My man, Charlemagne, just drop a book. We had to pull up on the book signing. Show man, love. Drop some of these dope-ass 85 South Show.

on. You know, just trying to keep it positive and shit. I got drugs to sell. What's happening, man? You got drugs for Sam. Thank you, sir. Listen to the whole book. So you took it last night. Literally, you pull up and it's a diner.

And below it says my name like I'm one of the specials. I swear, who went to the club? I haven't. I've saved my integrity, right? Stop it. I know you've been before. Really? It used to be a club.

You know, it's a place. He said you could be a clubbing out of a place. Oh, yeah. It was a hold of a lot. It's a whole lot. They have a good grouper sandwich, though. Patricia. They have a good-ass group.

That's real. How was it for you? It was great. I mean, it was cool seeing people. I mean, I listened to the book the day before. And it was great. I thought it was really great. Did you like the chicken and waffles?

I didn't try it. I fucked it up. It was really good. It was amazing. It was delicious. But no, his book was great. I think it's a very delicate balance. Black privilege comes to those who created.

That's what I'm doing with this shit right here. I'm creating the privilege to have the platform. Well, you could just come on here and say what the fuck you want to say. But I've noticed it's very deli-empowering people is delicate. And I think he did it very well. Because oftentimes when I see black people go, hey, black people, get your shit together. They get cannibalized by the black community. Yeah, because we don't play that shit.

Because you're like, why are you trying to tell me to do that? Don't tell them to, et cetera. And then I see people who use a device, which I think is very good. Like Minister Farrakhan, I think, uses a device, which is, I'm going to call all white people devils first. That will calm everybody down. And then I'll say, get your shit together. Oh.

That's what he does. Well, I think if you call white people devils first, then you calm the sensitivity of, oh, my God, this guy's just trying to tell us what to do. He's on the white people's side. I see it as a device because I believe in Farrakhan's message. outside of the white devil shit I think he's on point Why don't you believe the white people

The devil shit I just don't believe white people The devil there I don't think anybody Bro who the devil That depends where you are I think there's devils I think the devil's all over the place

You see you take this shit Personal because you are white person And they didn't let you be the devil I mean I don't have choice to be white I'm gonna believe I'm a devil You can't defend that shit That'd be just like me trying to defend some other shit People are devils dog

People are devils I don't know People are devils You've met some devils before it ain't white. I bet you you probably met, I bet you you met more non-white devils than you met with white devils. You're telling me you you haven't?

Nope. You never meet white people in Atlanta, so where are you getting these white devils at? Only white people you meet pay you. No, they don't. How they don't they're going to be devils? That's how I know they're the devil. You know what I'm saying?

Money is the root of all evil. You see, that's how I know they the devil cut me a check. No, you don't. You don't want that money. Shit. All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is I think he does an incredible balance with the book, which is it's very inspirational,

it's very empowering. And I think he does it in a way that won't make people sensitive to this idea of, oh, he's a sellout or, oh, he's on the white people's side. He'll flat out to tell you. I'm fucking on sell out. I don't get a fuck. I like that. Yeah, yeah. If you can't buy in,

what is it, people aren't willing to buy in, you can't sell out, something like that. Shit, I'm selling out. They're everywhere. Yeah, once people are willing to pay for it. One day, they will. So I dig it. I thought it was great. I really. I really thought it was great

I'm about to read the book man That's what I'm on That's my next little mission I just got home from Wiling Out Had to smoke a blunt And just lay on my couch For like two or three days Now I can get back to

You know Being the magnificent motherfucker that I am Yeah You probably didn't even catch The 420 special That shit has been getting Crazy feedback So shout out to everybody

You guys did a 420 special Yes we did I'll sing you the link Oh yeah absolutely You know This is for all the smokers We really went into some deep biochemistry, astrophysics,

just about, you know, shit that real motherfuckers go through. The magnificence of being magnificent. That's what's up. Yeah, the wordplay. People believe shit if you say it twice. Okay. Like, I'm an extraordinary, extraordinary,

motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? It's like, the emphasis on the double wordplay makes people be like, that motherfucker know what you're talking. For sure, for sure. Some aspects of the game. We got 50,000 subscribers now.

Hey, that's amazing. That's good. Especially for us, because we really was in the trap, Like, that shit really wasn't that long ago. We didn't know. You know, and then we found some stability over here. Good.

At the back of this building. This is on what? Loan to us by the white devils. See? What is it? He has given us the platform to create destruction. I think you're just projecting an insecurity. I do.

Shout out to all the motherfucking white people from making this shit possible. Well, not all white people. Bro, if it weren't for white people, this shit wouldn't be possible. A white man owns YouTube. That's what we put this shit on. He fucking made this camera. All this shit is possible through the, There's devils

And there's good people Brother devil is the president right now Yeah the president is definitely devilish What he say first hundred days You ain't did shit in the first hundred days No he really hasn't though No he hasn't I mean he drops some bombs and shit Drop some bombs and how are you gonna have a bomb and not use it

I don't know I don't know why the fuck they keep making bombs and shit But I'm just saying if somebody said to me like yo Here's the mother of bombs I'm gonna use that shit Fuck out of New York something up. I'll blow up some hills or mountain. He just blew up a mountain with some tunnels in it. But that's just to see what it looks. If you get a new car, you're going to see how fast it goes.

They just spent $400 million to kill 36 people. They could have sent three niggas over there who could have did that for him. But, you know, whatever. I feel like America has killers and shit that we really not using. We can save some of this shit. I don't even know why they're going so hard on this

war on terrorism. Them motherfuckers don't even have no transportation to get over here. I'm not afraid. I'm not. I don't have to be in Atlanta. I'm not. Nobody's trying to blow up Atlanta. Long as the goddamn gas stay cheap and I can go back and forth and do what the fuck I need to do. Keep that bullshit. Well, you know how that gas stays cheap. I don't give a fuck about no. The gas stays cheap is if we blow shit up over there.

Ben Ghazis, I don't get a fuck about the email. That's the problem is people want cheap gas, but they don't want to go blow up around people. I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? So you got to make a decision. You want $5 a gallon gas, then we're not going to go blow people up. If you want $2 gallon gas, then we got to drop them. You act like I'm looking at them people like, oh, I give a gallon gas. We got to give some countries freedom. Nope. That's how it works. Freedom ain't free. That's how it works. It ain't free. It ain't free. It's $2 a gallon. That's what freedom is. That's some other shit. That's super unleaded. Two dollars a gallon. I don't understand how you're going to just blow up some shit

that's already blowed up. It's blew up already. You've seen Syria lately? The whole shit is blown up. Oh, no. Syria's awful. But the problem of Syria is there's no side to support. That's what people don't realize about Syria. I don't realize that shit. Every side in Syria. The reason we haven't already gone in there, like explicitly. Why? It's because there's three.

No, there's tons of shit over there. They blown it up. They keep blowing it up. It's because the shit they're blown up is above the ground. All the shit that's worth money is below. They blow this shit above the ground all the time. They kill all these people, these kids. That don't matter.

The oil's good. Oil is right underneath. I guarantee they're not going to do shit underneath the ground. Why would you, though? Because that's what the money at. Follow the money, man. Underground warfare? Never heard that shit.

No, the oil's underground. I know. That's what it's all about. Syria. Stop talking about this shit. They're going to get us kicked off the air. Assad. This is the 85 South shit.

Assad, shout out to DJ Khaled and Assad. That's the only side we fuck with. You're trying to get us. You don't come try to destroy our shit talking to all this political shit. If you want to know real quick why Syria is so fucked up, there's three groups in Syria out the Coke won't fuck up in Syria. Assad, which is the guy who did the chemical warfare against the kids. That's the only one we fuck with.

Then you have Al Nusra. Right, which is al-Qaeda, the same group that blew up the Twin Towers, right? And then you have one other group. Oh, oh, ISIS. So those are your three choices on who to support in Syria to take over. There's nobody, there's no winning. Get the fuck out of that. You can't support.

It's basically bloods, crips, and gangster disciples. Who are you going to give your weapons to so they can take over a neighborhood? It ain't going to be none of them motherfuckers left for a couple weeks. I mean, on this? On this, yeah. Bro, by the time Donald Trump is through being president, it's going to be a. motherfucker, Walmart, a Trump Tower, and all that shit going over there. Yeah, and you know what? Gas is going to be a dollar.

Gas going to be 33 cents. The second gas goes under a dollar. People are like, listen, man, sometimes you got to blow some shit up. But a sandwich is going to cost you $750. Only if it's like a Syrian one. Grocery prices are going to be through the ass. Only if it's some hummus. That hummus is going to be expensive as fuck.

All the people know how to make a debt. That's crazy, man. That's what's going on in the world, though. People getting beat up on the fucking airplane. The world is being blown up the shit. I'm scared to fly. I'm black still. I'm glad that they're leaving us to fucking alone for a little bit.

Does it feel nice to not be the bad guy? We were never the bad guy. They just accused us and some shit. Does it feel nice to not be the accused bad guy? It's just like, it don't matter what's been going on. It's all like politics been fucked up, but they always use black people as a distraction. They were like, man, this shit is fucked up in the White House. Yeah, but the niggas over there is selling crack to their own people.

Do you see this? It's just a distraction. We aren't really doing shit this whole time. Scapegoats. Shout out to all my niggas who's still in prison for shit that they really do. So does it feel good to not be the scapegoat? No, that shit is the same, really. Really?

I mean, it's like we still got the same shit. We still got the outright goddamn trying to cut us in Walmart and cussing us out at Target and shit. Oh, yeah? You don't catch those videos, but I'm deep into YouTube. Oh, right. Every day it's some white trash bitch telling some black cashier that she don't deserve her job and black people still.

stealing all the jobs and shit. The black people are still in the job. You know who really fucking this country up? Who's that? Poor white trash? Yeah. When you was talking about, we fuck with white people, but we don't fuck with poor white trash.

We don't. Yeah, I don't think, like the Confederate flag waivers. Just know if you support the Confederate flag in any shape, form or fashion, you don't have no black friends. Stop telling people that. Don't nobody fuck with you.

You know that white people don't fuck with those people either, right? That's exactly what I learned, too. We fought like a whole war about it, and like a million white people died. A million? Yeah. One thing about white people.

It was crazy. One thing about white people, they will go fight for some shit they believe in. Oh, we fight for other people's rights. White people will go to fight. They fight for the rights of animals. Because we've got all the rights and we're bored, so we got to make sure y'all got right. Y'all, you want to turn your penis into a pussy? Y'all don't want to give us the rights, though.

Uh-uh. They give everybody some rights, but some niggins. Get the fuck out of here. Who are they fighting? Who are white people fighting for our rights? Who do you think? Other white people that's keeping the mother? fuck is from us.

Who do you think voted so you could vote? Shut your ass up. You know what I mean? Black people died for motherfuckers to vote. It wasn't like white people said, okay! Let them vote. Fuck.

Literally. That's how it was. Yeah. After everybody was dead. Fuck you, yeah. A million white people died. Yeah.

No, what about the black people that died? It got hit with rocks and bit by dogs and shit. Come on. Every time a white president tries to help black people, they shoot them in the head. Stay the fuck over there. Think about it. We don't need y'all help. Lincoln.

We're straight. We've been telling you all that for the fucking longer. The second white people try to hell black people, they shoot that motherfucker in the back of the head. Exactly. We got this. I'm going to say white people having to try. So don't try to stay in the back of the head. Don't come over here trying to help us.

What if somebody said to you? We're good. All they got down walking Martin Luther King died, you want to talk about J.FK? Fuck JFK. The walking was done by the time they shot that. What if they go, hey, man, Carlos, I know you want to help train people. Fuck Abraham Lincoln. This nigga was at the movies.

It was niggas at work. He should have been helping me in. Fuck all of them, the million white people that died. Nigger, my grandma couldn't vote. Fuck you talking about. Fuck all of them. This nigga had the movies. It's slave-slaven.

This nigga at the movies. Talking about you help. You ain't helped shit. The Civil War. Y'all was mad about some other shit. You weren't because of us, nigga. They wanted to fight over the cotton prices. These niggas were fighting to keep the cotton.

Y'all, I know what the war was about. That's not accurate. Yes, the fuck it was. Look it up. But you're not wrong. They didn't have the Civil War because they gave a fuck about no black people. You're not going to sit here and rewrite history. That's kind of accurate.

No, the fuck is not. No, the fuck is not. Watch glory. Watch glory. It was fought over states rights. That's fought over states rights. That is the most accurate portrayal I've ever seen. For sure.

Yeah. Nope. But you gotta understand how the only dope Abraham Lincoln was, man. For the time. For the time. Fuck Abraham Lincoln. You know what I mean? You're not willing to die for trans people.

You're not willing to die for trans people. I'm not. Exactly. So you're not as good as Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln, you're doing podcasts like trans people getting killed. You act like Abraham Lincoln stood up in the movie theater like Tupac. If motherfuckers don't fuck with niggas then you can holl at me.

That ain't what he was in there doing. The fuck yeah, he did. That's literally what he did. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. And he got shot for it. So he at the Lincoln theater saying, okay. Abraham Lincoln had a black dude in the White House.

No, he didn't. He was cleaning up. Frederick Douglass. They had a conversation. He wasn't living there. He just came through. I didn't say he invited him to live with him. That don't get no credit, bro.

You can't just invite people to live with you? You don't get no credit for that shit? That's how you get credit from black people. Well, he doesn't have no black people stay over. White people always want to use this. He'd invite him for a sleepover. Right. If you really like black people,

you would have to sleepover with that motherfuckers. That's how you know. Oh, I had white people over my house shit. He wasn't invited Tomas Jefferson for a fucking sleepover. He wasn't invited Calhoun. Thomas Jefferson fucked about 200 black bitches and said that he knew it. And he still didn't help them hose. Fuck Thomas Jefferson.

Hell yeah, he did. He helped them hoes have some half white babies. Fuck, Thomas Jefferson and all the rest of them. Y'all always love to use that. Well, we had two black people over our house. That don't get you no fucking points. You just used that. He had Frederick Douglass over there.

I'm just saying. Frederick Douglass was at work when he was over there. You got to judge shit contextually. Why we just, you know what? That's true. The nigger was at work. That's true. You know what we should do?

We should judge Jesus context without context too. Don't even get me started on Jesus. No, we should. Jesus was, look how white people did Jesus. That nigga was walking around here pulling all type of What kind of white people, what kind of white people did Jesus? Oh, hell no. Listen, I don't know who killed Jesus.

Yeah, you do. First of all, he didn't die, so they ain't kill him. First of all, Jesus would be back. Uh-uh. If they wouldn't have killed him, Jesus would have still been right here getting his head ready. Fucker with us. Nah. He wouldn't have been fucking with y'all.

I bet you he wouldn't. After the 1800s, he'd be like, bro. Hell no. I feel you, man. I ain't even fucking with him, bro. They don't get no more blessed from me. Why? If Jesus knew what was going on right now, he would not be fucking with him.

Shit, it was worse than Jesus' time. They had slaves in Jesus' time. They were totally cool with it back then. But they didn't have no money. You got to read all the New Testament, bro. It's gotten a lot better since then. I read all of them. That's how I came to these conclusions.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So shit has gotten way better, huh? We're going to rap on some other shit. It ain't as good as you think it is. Wait, what? It's not. What do you mean?

What, right now? Right now. I'm saying it used to be way more fucked up. 5,000 years ago? You couldn't even fuck white girls. You couldn't even fuck girls that have baby mama. 5,000 years ago, Black women was so fine. We wasn't even looking for them sick-ass cave bitches.

We was at home eating fruit, fucking with the monkeys, living on the island, chilling, bro, building boats, doing science, algebra and shit, going to the moon. You don't know your history. But 5,000 years ago, all the average niggas was kings with gold everywhere. Land, camels, all the type of elephants. Yeah, yeah.

It was beautiful. Niggas had long hair, braids. Yeah, yeah. Everybody had some land, some evils. And then what happened? Shit, white people showed up with Rebecca and weed coughing on motherfuckers the shit was so bad

they were like man just take them with you shit oh shit y'all want to fight after you didn't get everybody sick oh this shit is unfair now they don't stole the land that's some genius idea though

get everybody sick then fight yeah man we're undefeated fucking white can't stop us bro for real talk can't stop us bro that's what we have a meeting first

cough on you real quick and then keep it moving there we go give me some hands sanitize it before I get the head shit he got I'm just saying what what happened oh Aaron you know why he killed himself he heard he's he was gay this is this the whole shit that's coming out right now so he was what Aaron Hernandez apparently killed his all right so he killed that guy Odin Lloyd the

reason he's in jail right now ohden Lloyd was engaged to Aaron Hernandez's sister in law so Aaron Hernandez's wife sister and apparently Odin Lloyd heard that Andrew that Aaron was sweet and he was in sweet I don't know you guys use that term gay whatever so you never use that

I didn't know that this shit I'm not the story shocking as fuck so the dude found out so yeah so Aaron Hernandez had to clip him because apparently he had a boyfriend in jail and shit wow

that's why we need to be more accepting of these gays so they don't go killing everybody man wow I'm not wow think about it bro wow I mean that you got to fight for their rights

come on bro Be Abraham Lincoln about it. I can't, man. I'm a black man. I'm still fighting for my own rights. So until they give me my shit, it's fucking everybody else. What do you want? What is the right you want?

All right, man. We're not even... That's two more hours to talk about it. That's my favorite shit. I'm fighting for my rights. What rights? I don't know. I just like saying that.

I know the fuck I'm not. I just like saying those things. I'm not just saying that shit. You know what's fucked up. You're not fighting for rights. You're fighting for treatment. Nope. It's the same shit.

No. She's lying. Come on, Drake is too nice for that shit. Drake not getting any of these girls pregnant. That's real. Melo did. That's the thing about girls, what you got to realize is, like, girls, I'm realizing now, if you make enough money, you could cheat on them. Just don't disrespect them publicly.

Like, Lala been getting cheated on for fucking years. Never had a problem with it. The second you knock a girl up, now she's got to go back to her friends and look embarrassed and look stupid. Just don't disrespect them publicly. Well, I think Mello is an athlete, and he's really showing his age right now. He's really showing his age. He used to be athletic enough to pull out. Yeah, now he got, bro, you get old, man.

Your hips get on you, dude, it's hard. Your wrists, all those free throws out of practice? You got shoulder problems, can't lift the girl off. I'm a millionaire. I'm a millionaire. Dude, imagine. How much good a baby cost me, huh? Most expensive nut.

30 grand. Come on, get out of here. You're going to ruin my family for this. Yeah. For this, after all I've done for you. I played for the fucking Knicks Wow That's crazy man

There's a lot of shit going on in the world Everybody getting cheated on T.I. and Tiny broke up Damn man Tia and Tiny did break up They broke up for real It is a weird I think it's weird that he's dating that guy

That guy What the fuck is with you? Bernice, it's weird That's not a... She's fucking amazing Is she that good? I don't find her that good I would hate to hear

who you do there You know, I like Lexi Lexi Lex is very attractive Columbia and black chick You know Columbia and black you said Columbia in black

There you go Who was black? Your mom or dad? Your dad's black He did a whole We know more about Lexi He did a whole thing Than we've ever known

I didn't even know Most of this shit That's what's up So Lexi are you cool If a guy cheats on you If he's a max contract player She gonna say no Because she's gonna

because she got integrity and she You said I don't think so But if a guy makes less than you He has to be faithful Yes That's just the way it works But how much more than you Does he have to earn to cheat?

I feel like you should earn the right to cheat That's my point How much does it? Hold up, let me ask you this How much does cheating cost then? Cheating doesn't cost anything I'm just you said You're setting up this mad question

No for me it doesn't cost anything You earn the right to cheat Say you're a max contract player Like you say You get a bitch pregnant Hypothetically No you can't get a girl girl pregnant. That's not part of the rules.

You're only allowed to cheat. Well, that's the set up. Once you get a girl pregnant, it's a rap. Okay. That's the thing. Unless you're older than the guy, like Gabriel Union took Dwayne way back, but she's 40. So you have to retire at some point? Well, yeah, you're 40. It's not like you get pregnant. If you do get pregnant, the kid's going to

be retarded. So, man, shut the fuck up. That's some true shit, bro. Your ovaries get cooked. You can't, you have retarded kids or autistic kids. I did not say that. This is facts. Peter is watching I can't believe you're disoffended. You just said Abraham Lincoln is the worst guy in the world.

Fuck Abraham Lincoln. You made Abraham Lincoln sound like he was a rebel for black people. The point is you can't, if you're a woman, you can't have kids too old. You know that, right? If you have kids at 40, they could come out fucked up, like sling blade and shit. Shut up, man. That's the truth. Old women have kids all the time.

No, they don't. Yeah, they do. I'm telling you, man, you could be fucked up if you have old-ass kids. If the woman is old, if we can be old as fuck, it doesn't matter. Our sperm never gets old Shit, okay Julio Iglesias had a kid Like an 80 years old

He's fucking 80 years old His dad, you think about Enrique Okay, well fuck it man I know a lot about the Iglesiasis This podcast is for people Who got old-ass parents If you have some old-ass parents Leave us a comment

So we can see if what Andrew is saying It's true How old are your parents My mom was when she had me When she had my brother she was 40 My dad was 45 And then when she had me she was 35 Oh well

Or is your brother fucked up? Hell, yeah, he's fucked up. So you have proof of what you? Yeah, he's in the psych ward right now. Oh. Yeah. So I'm telling you, don't have these old ass fucking... Not the one that ate all that fucking spaghetti.

Yeah. He went to the site war? Yeah, he went to the side of the time we saw him? Since then, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, we've had to go back and watch that shit because I told you your brother was kind of fucked up then. Yeah, we knew it, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We knew it for a while. Yeah, it's really sad. Why the fuck did you have me around him? What if he would have snapped out him? I don't like black people. try to kill us and shit? Well, he doesn't fuck up Blackfield, but he was fucking up random people.

He was just fighting random people. My brother's big, too. He's 6, 6. He was just knocking people out. Man. Beat up my cousin, beat up some random guy on the street. He just snapped and just started beating people up.

He got locked up for fighting somebody. So he eventually had to put him there. Shout out to Andrew's brother, man. But yeah, he's just going through something difficult. Yeah. Everybody knows Greg. Greg. So he went through a rough time,

but now hopefully he'll be a better. When did this shit happen? Last week. Wow. Man, I'm just glad that shit. Shit ain't happened while we was over there. Oh, man, it's tough. I went to go visit him, bro.

People are crazy in there, man. We were. He on medicine and shit? Now, finally, he's on medicine, but he wasn't before. I mean, he was trying really hard to deal with it. You know, the brain is a very difficult thing. I didn't know if you were bullshit or not. I'm being dead serious.

I know now, but shit. Yeah. Sorry to bring it down, guys. No, that shit ain't going to bring us now. See, we'll just talk about some other shit. Lou Wayne's Scientirenton to Rock Nation. That's crazy. Ain't it?

I think it's done for Wayne. Nah, you crazy. I think Wayne had a good run and he's got great hits. You think you should just let the shit go? Yeah, I think you got to... He can't, though, because he don't have his money right yet. I think he made a poor decision, which was...

To fuck with Birdman? No, not to fuck with Birdman. I think he made a poor decision, which was to maintain his youth. Like, Rick Ross will never be old because he's always been old. They'll never be washed because he's always been a businessman. And Jay transferred to, like, kind of young and cool to I'm a boss. very easily. But Wayne started skateboarding.

The second he stopped being young, he latched on to youth. And eventually you just look old, you look washed. So Wayne either has to grow up and be a grown-up, which I don't think it's possible because his look in general.

Wow. And I think it's going to be rough for him to make that transition. Jay's brilliant, and Ross is fucking... Ross can make music literally until he's 70 years old because he'd never been young. Yeah, that's dope.

Shout out to Rick Ross. Did you see his pictures that he posted on Snapchat? No, he posed. He was old. fucking high school he was 18 they looked like yeah he's like uh 37 i was this niggis big for real dude he's like the middle-aged morgan freeman like you know how morgan's always been 200 yeah so that's ross has been like that for the coolest

motherfuckers of our generation man yeah he's i met him once i can't even shoot them shit of shit you got to make them bigger he's a good guy got to take who the podcast but yeah this podcast is for niggas who drink capris signs but we'll beat the shit out of the nigger they got some smart to say about it that's exactly who the podcast is bro People who roll roach blunts into real blunts into the payday hit. Oh, this is good. That's real. That's real.

This is four. All the people with roaches saw they run in the house and cut the lights on before the company come in. Yep. That's exactly. Let me see. Seeing is believing. These holes out here, cheating, chico being low-key, hook guy. Oh, yeah.

Niggas who went to sing. Niggas who seen Fast and Furious at the crib. Yeah. Bootlegs is still an effect. You watch bootleg movie? Yeah. What's the last shit? you saw on bootleg

The last shit I saw on bootleg Well that's When I bought On bootleg Actually didn't even work Damn Yeah it was fucked up

Bro I had the X-Men on bootleg Which one? Whichever one were Not Logan Not Logan Logan was the shit Though

It was like two X-Men's before that Where he was hanging off the cliff And you could see The strings And the green screen And shit

I was like How did this motherfucker Get the movie That wasn't bitch This is too old Let me see Too new This podcast is for

Niggas buy a street tamales That's good Exactly Yeah Niggas who buy a dub Just to watch it on the podcast That's dope

See that's the type of people That we read man These are good This podcast is four Yep that's the hashtag All right This podcast is for This is the 85 South show

I'm your man Carlos Miller That's my home boy What's your name? Jake From State Farm From State Farm what you got coming up man you one of the busiest motherfuckers i know man i want to be i want to be busy i get the press when i'm not um i got a i got a i did a show i shot a show out there in

in uh in la this winter it's called there's johnny takes place in the 70s um great time for white people not much for anybody else and uh and it's when johnny car that's the type of honesty that i fuck with you've been to denying that shit right there this whole time is when johnny carson uh took the tonight show to la yeah and it was a wild time what's the name of your other show the other tv show oh benders yeah yeah did this hockey show that that got canceled after one season it's not on netflix it's on netflix now you can watch it on Netflix yeah yeah so that's cool so i did that and then obviously the podcast but i'm i'm excited about this show man it takes place in the 70s

well check this out man you thought the shit was over but this is really just like the halfway point i told you i was going to get you some kicks hey didn't i tell you i was going to get you Then I tell I'm going to get you some kicks, man. Hey, what's up, everybody? Thank you, man. Oh, this is great. I'm very excited. Man, bring the kicks.

We're going to do the shit right here. We bring it right here online. Let's do it live. I'm a 12, yeah. We got kicks in the building. How you doing, man? Andrew. Global soul in the building right now.

Shout out to the twins. Okay. Oh, shit. Yep. I don't even have to look at my shit. I know what mine is. What's up, brother? How are you doing? Put mine away. You don't need to know what minds are. Just know. You can see where Andrews are. Are we availing? When do we doing it? Are we undoing? Do it an unboxing? Unbox the shit right now. I go for it? Zoom in. I'm chilling. This is all you. Say what? Lexi, what's your favorite color? Yeah. Yellow?

Yellow? Okay. I'm just saying, how do you feel about blue? How do you feel about Royal Blue? You like that at all? Okay. Okay. All right. Lexi, when you see a guy wearing these sneakers, what happens to you inside?

Anything? Nothing at all. It's a nice shoe, but you know, there's no like butterflies or anything like that. No, underwear changing. All right. Fair enough. If you need a sneaker plug, how much? I had global soul.

Global soul. What's the hashtag? What's the Instagram? Global soul. Global soul. That's at global. How do we make sure they're real? Oh, they smell real.

There you go. You got to smell them. This is good, man. You got to do the smell test, Andrew. You got to smell it. Dude, it smelled like Asians made them. That's how you know they're good, bro. Oh, this is good.

They're warm, too. Do you heat them up before you deliver them? Because that's a warm sink. Feel the warmth on that. Oh, the heat. It's like they just finished sewing that shit. This is beautiful. Oh, my God.

Global Soul got the connects, man. That's what's up. Oh, man. And if you want to make you want to get you a new 85 South Show hat, hit the motherfucking website. Shout out since 19802. You guys do the clothing? No. No.

They do the kicks. That's why we always got fresh kicks. How do you guys get the connect for this? What happens? We can't discuss that shit on air right now. Is there a guy walking around in his socks right now? Andrew. Is that what's happening?

We know a guy. Do we have a guy walking around? Is this why they're hot because he was running from you? Yes. Is that the problem here? We don't have a sneaker plug. We have a box plug. You can hear the screams.

We don't have a sneaker plug. We just got the boxes and we take them from people. I respect that. This is so dope. I got to put this on my shit, too. Put that shit on your shit, man, at Global. So this is the 85 South Show. Well, you know, we're giving back to the community.

We're going to do a shoe drive for all the homeless people in the city, get some air maxes so they can move around the city company. South Show and Global Soul right here, man. Yes, and D. This is crazy. When you come on brilliant idiots, all you get in this bottle of water, that's it. Don't get, don't think that you're getting sneakers or nothing.

You're not getting the no sneakers, man. That's what we do. We're stepping it up over here at the 85 South Show. I hope you know we've been talking to some people who know some people who best friends with some people about getting our shit on a bigger platform. Yeah, that's exactly what we're doing. Oh, yeah, we got that, man.

Hell yeah. Global Soul, or Global Soul 2? Don't you see that that's one and two? I don't know if they got a fake one, man. They could have a fake one. They are one and two. They are the twins.

You didn't notice that's the same motherfucker twice? I didn't put it together, bro. You thought they were just friends? You know when you're white, you're not allowed to say black people look alike? That's racist. But they twins. I mean, they're exactly looking same motherfuckers like, now I'm not going to say it.

I ain't going to say it, bro. I ain't going to say you guys look similar. That's not allowed. Bro, they came from the same embryo. I think that's fine. Wait a minute. You guys are identical twins, huh? That's what's up.

You guys ever share a pussy? Shut the fuck. That would defeat the purpose of not of being twins. You can't discuss that. They share some funny. Bro, if you are got a tweed. It ain't cheating if it's the same dick. But look.

If you were the twin, what would you do? Hell yeah. I share with my brother. I share it with my brother. We're not even twins. Can you imagine being a twin? If you imagine being twins, she like your brother, but she don't fuck with you. You're like, bitch, we're the same, my fuck.

No, that's the word. How shitty is your personality, bro? I used to talk to your brother. Bitch, you basically used to talk to me. Exactly. Stop looking at him like that. Why? He looks just like you.

Bro, what you're doing tonight? Nick, I'm taking our girl out. What the fuck? You think she just like you? You're selfish. Me and my boy used to do that. Wait, have you guys measured your dicks? What the fuck, man?

No, this is real. No, this is real. No, this is real. Bro, you can't be asking shit like that on the 85 shop show, man. I got twin cousins. I got, hey, this is the type of show where you ask if twins got the same size dick. This is a type of show. This is the podcast for twins with different size dick.

That's what podcast is. It's not for that. That's not what it's for. One of you guys got bigger dick or nah. This is the weirdest shit. Hey, man. It's for, because I got, I got cousins. They're not identical twins, but they are twins.

And one got a big dick and one got a little dick, bro. You know how fucked up that shit is, bro? You know how fucked up that shit is? That's a real thing, bro. That you are only responsible for one dick in your life. It ain't matter about nobody else. This is fucking weird. When you're a twin and your brother got the big dick,

he sucked up all the dick nutrients out of the belly. That's fucked up. You just in there with this little ass dick starving in the fucking womb? Come on, bro. That's disrespectful if you ask of me. Hey, man, this is fucked up. White dudes are weird. We are weird, man.

Y'all love dicks, too, man. Say what? Y'all always trying to see somebody dick on the loat. We just want to know, bro. Bro, we're fucked up. Let's pull our dicks out. No. Yeah.

No, bro. You don't know what it's like. You told every single day you got a huge dick just because you're black. White people, we don't have that. So we got to look to see. So this is, all right? You need confirmation. We need confirmation constantly.

Wow. Exactly. Wow. Just peeing at a urinal. You look next to the guy. Okay. All right. That's why I don't use urine.

It's weird motherfuckers like you. Over there. watching. Yeah. Hey man. Amen. Hey man, not on the weird shit, but I really respect your dick.

Hey, man, for a real. Hey, man. That's what you get, that's why you get, that's why white dudes be getting beat up in the bathroom and shit. No, you sometimes you got to compliment you. You know, who did your circumcision, Dr. Miami? Your shit is on point, bro.

You got a really good circumcision, bro. Hey, man, take your shoes back. Hey, Twins, take your shoes back, man. Fuck this nigga, man. Take your shoes back, man. Take your shoes back, man We try to show you love And this what you do?

It's fucked up, dog You never know who are you around Turn the camera off This shit is weird This is the 85 South show, man This is for people who have strange white friends That you work with And you have to deal with them

Fucking weirdos Fucking weirdos, man I did not know that you With this weird Andrew Shultz I appreciate you coming through the hood fucking with the 85 South show we're gonna make this brick wall legendary bro

that's our whole goal yo man thank you guys bro I appreciate this these sneakers and all this talk about penises and shit no don't try to act like we brought that shit up no you guys did bring up all the dicks well you were texting me earlier like

yo midway through can you start talking about like dick shit because I like how white people we'd be talking about but I feel uncomfortable to talk about dicks like that so if you could bring it up that be great know that that ain't no money

Oh, you know that is true, man. Fuck out of here. Remember you were like, yo, please. Take his motherfuckers shoes. He's not about to talk. He's just a mind, bro. He can't bring hot Jordans to me. These Jordans are at least 67 degrees, man.

It's beautiful. Here he goes. It's a warmed up Jordan, bro. That's fucking crazy, man. Hey, man, anytime you come to Atlanta, you know, you're more than welcome to come here. Well, shit, man. I'm going to come back.

You drink Red Bull? I don't drink Red Bull. I don't drink Red Bull, though. I don't drink Red Bull. I don't drink Red Bull. Either way. And I don't kiss girls after I come on them. Well, that's your business.

You do. Well, you set it up. I don't like the questions that you ask me either. All right, well, that's fair. You asked me a lot of fucking weird questions. Okay, can I ask you another weird question? Can I ask you another weird question? Go ahead.

All right, this is just, this is just a normal thing. Okay. Do you find it weird? Yes. Okay, would you, okay, would you find it weird? would you sleep with a second cousin let me see what she looked like

nope never what if you found out that who's the most beautiful girl in the world to you I don't know I ain't matter yet who was the second most beautiful I know her who is she probably I ain't gonna tell you

what if you found a girl you slept with was your second cousin too late and you talk it up to the game yeah you're okay third cousin What you mean? Like, now with, like, this is a cousin, like, that just, you just found out that's a cousin.

Just found out a cousin. Yeah, no. You sleep with her. I don't know. You're not sure. If you just, cause you keep switching this shit, like, you see, first we already fuck, now it's like, oh, so you know it.

I just want to see. The third cousin, you know. Like, I'm just gonna fuck the second cousin and become a habitual cousin fucker. Yeah. Bro, you are fucking strange, man. I just want to know where you are with it. Like, how willing to fuck your family you are.

Man, that, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not trying to fuck none of the time. You're the one who told me black people got all these cousins and shit. Well, you're going to have all these cousins? That's what you've been thinking about this whole time. Yeah. Do we fuck our cousins? Not you all, you.

No, I don't. I know these are sensible individuals in this room. I don't fuck my cousins. Okay? You out here pondering whether you're going to fuck your family. See, that's white people shit. Y'all be fucking your cousins and shit. Put it on the website.

Yes. Y'all are weird. Why you think our immune system is so good? We keep that shit in the family. But it's not, though, man. Y'all motherfuckers can't even stand outside for 10 minutes without getting cancer. Are you out of your mind? White people are in 20 degrees in fucking cargo shorts.

That doesn't have, that is a mutation. That's not normal. That's not nothing to brag about it. I've never said we're normal. That's not something to brag about. I never said we're normal at all, but you can't deny that the cold does not fuck with us. Yeah, that's one strength that y'all do have. Y'all immune system is so weak.

It allows you to stand in frigid temperatures. No, it's so strong. For extended periods of time. Strong immune system. It's because y'all are originally cave. Mountain people anyway. It's frigid. Well, we're going to get into all the...

Bro, I'm telling you. We don't care about diseases. We knock them shit right the fuck out. I know it. I know it. You'll just bomb some brown people and steal. They're madison like y'all been doing. Exactly.

Come on, bro. We don't play around. Shout out the global souls. How many white dudes you know died from sickle cell? One. Who? The one who gave it to all the bullshit. Oh!

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All that kind of stuff We'll just put it up because they're not going to be able to spell that shit and uh yeah if you listen to uh this show if you want to listen to the brilliant idiots podcast that would be great i would really appreciate that thank you so much what day y'all drop y'all show on thursdays and we drop on fridays we let y'all shit simma down i appreciate that come right behind and right the way because i know you come with the heat man no we know we really just like you know we didn't even know people gonna like this shit at first well i you know how i feel man i don't have to say it on the show but i'm a

fan i appreciate you and when we're in in return we are fans everybody in this room I'm fuck with you. Respect, man. That's like 11 people. I take it. I'll really take that. But all our friends fuck with it too, man. That's good.

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