The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Chicago Comedy Special W KarlousMiller, DCYoungFly, ChicoBean Ft. Hannibal Burress | Ep. 159

Episode Date: November 23, 2018

JACKSONVILLE LIVE SHOW TICKETS https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/2... You know The 85 South Show had to stop through a great comedy city like Chicago and turn up. Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean bring the coldest podcast to the windy city and Chicago native Hannibal Burress dropped off a auto-tune machine for the fellas to mess with and make all new songs. Chico Bean delivers stand up and shows his love R.Kelly & Twista - D.C. Young Fly roasts everybody in attendance including Hannibal Burress - and Karlous Miller delivers interactive stand-up comedy that only he can pull off. This show got crazy fast and Chicago showed much love. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're about to make this shit happen, y'all. Y'all ready to get it cracking in here? All right, y'all. The first man I'm about to bring out. You seen him on Wiling Out. He's half for the old-school rap ballot. school rap battle. He's a bad motherfucker. Y'all start clapping right now. Give it up for Chico B! Chicago! Chicago! Chicago!

The fuck I can never control me. Only squeeze me and hold me. That's what I hook up and told me. Nashy Bo G running my mother's with a gold bee because I be putting them like Goldie. Gotta get paid in this age. My fingers ain't made until we chopin' up a fettie with. If it's already, you better.

If you ain't with it, you can get because I ain't even know that petty shit. Toot you fucking wacky with my kid because I can really work in my head. Picking up, and I get up with the dead. Taking that minute's in the mall shop up for me picking the fit. I got them up the snows red.

Then when we get in the bed, I be leaving though it froze, lead. But you ain't really got em until you get up in the holes here. love with them when I rubbed with him getting pulled with a tub with him hug and I'm freaking in the tub with him I have to get him paid for I got what she paid for I got her tame head gone now speaking with the game of ways to make mo let me play with your emotions hold to the rhythm of a high hat Chicago what the fuck is up man I got you under my complete control I know it's worth more than diamonds and gold and don't be bogus and

deny that emotions hold to the rhythm of a high hat take a puff of a lie back let me stimulate your mind body and soul I know you want to try that I don't be bogus and deny that. I tell me, baby, can you buy that? I got you run in my complete control. You know, it's where I'm on. Share it. So how the fucking you're going to act hold?

I told you creeping out the back door. Would you run up from my macflow? Lay you on your back slope because you know I got you with my lasso. Blow your mind like an afro. Come and take a glist in the stairs. The aroma of a permanent air. I bet you notice a smell.

It's like I notice when I floaters. Because my eyes get a lower. If you didn't notice, then you focus on the scale. I put the women up in the sphere. Like I'm up in their brain proof in their name with the anatomy. That's feminine. They're filling them up with adrenaline. Got a gig him with speaking,

approaching up with a pimp like a gentleman. Submission is surrenderingering and ain't a winning. They're up with a blunt from a bomb stack. With the right place in the right line and the right mind, you can get a lifetime contract. They be wise until they look into your eyes and shorty frequent, she's spot a mind. Took her over to the crib, laid on,

here off her off her behind. And she sounded out of line. Oh, it's like. Your mind not on me to make a disaster up, like you're the master love. But if a motherfucker, breaking you for every penny you earn a high and you still show the bastard.

I got to cause shit, but you was gonna be spending me, I bet you think you show did. Well, game, recognized game. Let you lame in the brain, stupid bitches what you get for trying to go did. Cut it all. Nigger. I miss Chicago, nigger. What's up? On four nil, nigger.

I'm in Chicago. No the gang bangers is in the building the night, nigger. Black Peastone Rangers, nigger, folk corner hustlers, vice, lords, BD's, GD's, Latin kings, nigger. The police, every gang in this motherfucker. Fuck with this city, man. As you can see, I had to come out to that twister, man. That's one of my favorite rappers. Like, that niggas in my top five.

I know y'all wonder, how the fuck did you learn that goofy-ass shit, nigga? We from Chicago and we don't rap that shit. That used to be a punishment for me when I was little. Swear to God, my uncle's was gangsters and shit, right? So I used to get in trouble at the house, and I'd be in the living room crying because I can't go outside. My uncle would be like, fuck wrong, you, big-haired-ass little nigger. Like, my son, I got to stay in the house.

She was like, look, this is what I'm going to do. If you learn this song, by the time I get back in here, you can go back outside. If you don't know it, I'm going to beat your ass. You can still go outside, but I'm going to beat your ass. That's why I know that shit because I was scared of them niggas and that's the thing man I've been you know I've been in Chicago before but I would say that this is really the first time out and came and got to really kick it with the people that I know fuck with us so I appreciate

y'all got us performing in the motherfucking mini Apollo theater nigger only thing missing is that little wood to rub me I love Chicago man it's some things I learned this time being here that I don't love though whoever the fuck made that loop nigger can suck my whole dick I'm talking about down to the pubic hairs nigger swallow my whole shit I'm trying to find my hotel last night

nigga I was three minutes away for an hour and 15 minutes that shit kept saying turn left on wacker turn left on east lower wacker turn left on north Columbus turn left on north Columbus turn right on east lower wacker upper wacker Turn left on right lower wacker

North wacker Turn left on east wacker Columbus Drive Turned I'm like what the fuck I didn't turn left 300 times You ever been so lost You get to looking out your window like it's raining

I can't find shit around this motherfucker man Who made this shit Nick True story I got so aggravated I drove back to O'Hare and got a room by the airport I was like, fuck it.

I'm just going to have two rooms, nigger. I'm not driving this shit no more. And then I learned about the beef between Hurls and Uncle Remus this time. Who win? Who better? Hurls or Uncle Rem? Harals? And this is what I know.

All the niggas from the south side say Hurls. All the niggas from the west side say Uncle Remus. And I'm going to tell you, I'm going to go with Uncle Remus. I'm going to tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why no time out time out wait a minute hold up first of all hold up first of all y'all bogus his hell on phone them grave on bro I up the pole on y'all niggins and hit goof-ass nays you bogus as hell for booing about that shit all y'all niggins shit I hit the woo-wop-de-bam and then I went over that motherfucker I'm gonna tell y'all why I say that though I'm gonna tell y'all way I say that

because that's the reason. It's a bunch of hurls. Them shits is everywhere. And I went to the one in the loop. Nigger cursed me out. Time out. Let me finish, niggas. Let me tell a story.

So I go to the one in the loop. Nigger curse me. He was like, bro, merch that you went to the one on the loop. I was like, what the fuck do merch mean? Nigel, I don't know what that mean. He's like, dog, you got to go to the one on 96. 97 for whatever see see that's why I pick Uncle Remus it's too many places I got to go in Chicago without my GPS fuck that nigga I went to the motherfucker hurls it was so

dangerous over that motherfucker I was like nigger fuck the chicken just get me back to my hotel room these niggins I seen 30 chief chiefs I was like all them niggas got pistols every last one of niggas was just walking ball ball I'm like oh no nigger get me back back in the car. I don't even want no mild sauce. Them niggas gonna shoot some mild sauce out of me, nigga, if I fuck around over here. Diggas, I should have went to 82nd?

87. That's the best one on 87. Which gang is on 87? So I know how to wear my hat when I go over that motherfucker? 87. Well, that's the thing. Uncle Ream is on the west side. It's simple. It's on the west side. And I'm gonna tell you something

You don't hear a lot about the West Side But the West Side is fucked up Nigger I was like I'm from D.C. That shit like South East I was like ooh This is the West Side Oh okay I ain't never seen so many killers

And Pele Pele Coach in my life I didn't even know they were still selling them motherfuckers, this niggas had diamonds and shit On the back of their pales I'm like nigga it looked like 06 Out this bitch these niggas is gangster Nigger hat twist this so far you couldn't even see this nigga cheekbones i was like damn i am in the shaft for real

love this city though man i love it you know i mean this is one of the most beautiful cities in the world and for and for everybody watching this man the people be like oh i ain't going to chicago it's dangerous no it's not like that these is one the most beautiful cities these some of the realest niggas in the world they show you love all you got to do is not be bogus as hell when you come on phone them grave you bogus as hell shorthy fuck is wrong with you nigger merchant whoop wop the bam nigga nigger hit me with that shit don't ever ask in chicago nigger for directions that shit fuck me up last night i'm like hey uh bro i'm trying to get to the uh the the swissor tail nigg he said on phone them i bet this what you should do whoop you want go down

there hit that whoop right right there on phone there you're gonna pass a little fifi them they're going to be out there, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. They're going to be turked up, right, for real. They're going to go back up that way, then you're going to go back up that way. Then you're going to hit that left, and that's what you're going to need to be at right there. I'm like, fuck as I'm doing in this city. This niggas is going to get me. Y'all in this motherfucker.

What's up, champ? How you doing, man? He's looking like a star in this motherfucker, man. This nigga got a cardigan hoodie on. That shit is... That nigger shit furled up into a hood. That's how I know all y'all niggins. This nigga said, I'm casual,

but if a nigga play on phone them, I'm gonna up this bitch. I'm gonna up this bitch rolling over my head, nigga. This shit really looked like the Apollo that used to be a skating rink. They just put some chairs in this bitch. Look at my man and them up there in the motherfucker booth.

Y'all pay extra for the booths with the tables. Did y'all pay extra for the little motherfucking deaf comedy jam booth, nigger? Remember the old deaf comedy jam, nigger? That's what Flav and all the stars. used to sit at right there y'all niggas must be from all this must be the gang bang representation we made sure bad bitches gangbangers across from each other so we don't have no problem and shout out to the motherfuckers up there who got their shit all

Groupon salute to y'all I can't see none of y'all love that motherfucker but shit I hope you can see me down this bitch because y'all bishops Nick, you gotta pose like you on a trophy to see them, motherfucker. And waving the lights, nigga, I don't know that's you, cousin, you probably... Shit is crazy, man. Love Chicago, man. This is one of my favorite places for various reasons. Like I said, Twist is one of my favorite rappers, but also...

And I know I might catch some flag for this, but I don't give a fuck. Ah, Kelly, listen. I understand how some people, how can you support him, he is, he, that. First of all, let me tell you something. I am a professional and minding my own motherfucking business, okay? I don't give a fuck who are Kelly fuck, all right? It's none of my business.

All I care about is that he keep making music that I can fuck too. And when they come now that, that nigger is the greatest. That nigger is the greatest, man. I'm standing here looking in the mirror. saying damn to myself I should have known that they would come when I would find somebody else and all the things I took her through

she was shouldn't have lasted this long now I'm in the telephone booth calling Tyrone nigger the bitch not only put him out the house and kept his little cell phone made him go to the phone booth niggas niggins the great he's so great he bought mr biggs back nick mr biggs was 80 years old fucking that's how great arkellie is what the hell is going on between the sheets in my home i'm about to have a fit how did i get into this shit i never came home with it he'll low down

dirty woman, back to where you come. Well, wait, my ass, hit the street, your ass is great. Now, Mr. Biggs, before you're done. Honey, wait, I was going to tell you, move, this cat looks real familiar. And don't I know you from somewhere a long time of, oh, no, no, I don't think so? Well, well I feel I know you, brother, very well Shut up

Don't you see two men are talking Thought I told your ass to get to walking Now I think y'all better leave this play Or what? Nigger! That niggas the greatest, man. Everybody want to talk that bullshit. Fuck that, nigga, you mean to tell me

I'm not going to have 12 play no more because this, I don't give a fuck. Nigger, that shit is a man. And I have an affinity for people who have problems. I come from Washington, D.C. I come from the home of the mayor who got caught smoking crack.

But let me tell you how real my city is. All right? First of all, Marion Berry is the first black president to me. you fuck with nobody say. I love that nigga. That nigga saved so many lives in the city. He created this program called the summer job work program, right?

And everybody from the ages of 12 to 18 was guaranteed a job in the summertime that paid you from the government. And that kept a lot of us from selling dope and shooting at each other and shit. That's the first thing. And the bitch set him up. That's the

second thing. He said it on the tape. This bitch set me up. What else is there to say? after that. What else? That nigga had the city lit. You can go get a bag of weed and a bus pass out the same building when that nigga was the motherfucker man. That nigga saved damn there to have the city. I was like, shit. Well, if that's what crack make that nigga do, we need to get that nigga some more crack. Because that nigg is the greatest crackhead of all time. Everybody in here know a crackhead. You ain't never known a crackhead to run the city. You know crackheads that run around the city, but you don't know none that run the city. then not only did the nigger go to jay he's got caught smoking crack went to jail came back home and got re-elected nigger that's what it is we got to support our people niggas got problems to fuck that if they they do good shit we support them and all kelly is the greatest to ever fucking do it fucking chastise me i don't give a fuck suck it nigger bitch-ass

nigger that's right my nigga up there on four nymph niggins for the rest of the night on bro nigga. This is going to be a great night. I can feel it. Chicago, y'all ready to keep this going? Y'all ready to keep this going? That's what it is. And just no, don't throw your hands up if I can see you, because I don't want to mimic, and then

I got beef and shit. My man right here keep going like this. I'm like, which one is that, nigga? I don't know which one that is. That might be one I don't want to claim just yet. But we're about to turn it up, man. I got my partner gray come to the motherfucking stage, and I need y'all to show that on

Bro them, nigger. On bro them, I need y'all to show my my niggins some motherfuckin' love like it's a fee-fi in this bitch. You know them. You've seen them everywhere, movies, TV, all that, one of the hosts of the 85 South show, and one of the coldest niggas

niggas in the motherfucking world. I need y'all to start making some noise right now. Put your hands together. From the west side of Atlanta, Georgia. The hottest young nigga in the motherfucking game. Put your hands together. D.C. Young Flah!

What, what, what, DJ, I can't get no music, Nick. DJ had to walk out on all that love. What are Chicago? We got white people in the house. I'm talking about real white, white. How you know me, Nick? Y'all, nigga, you tread apart white. Nigga, how you know me, Nick?

Did we check that nigga's shit? You update the top, too, nigga. Oh, he ain't been to hit me in my head with you shit. Fuck that. Why y'all weren't singing when they were singing the Mr. Big song? The whole time, what the hell? They're like, what the hell? What's going on?

You know this song? I don't know this song. I said, y'all want to hear that goddamn. Who thought I got Selena? Dude the drama. You can't get my alarm up. Rocking with the honor. With the honor.

Yeah. Cut that shit off. I'm sorry. I got that shit off. Nicky, you late. Stupid-ass, boy. You hit dumb air. First time on the job bad,

damn. Look at my head. Look at my head. Look like I took a lace front off. God. I don't care of me. Y'all be scrapping like, girl, shit. What kind that war, bitch?

That shit is. Ladies, when your lace front is peeling, bitch, get a new one. Y'all be trying to glue that shit. No, that shit looks like dead snake skin, bitch. It's time for a new one, bitch. So tell your friend that scab is over with. That shit'd be different, too. It'd be like orange and shit.

Y'all be having that little split, but it'd be like all overhooked. All right, bitch, why you got two splits? Now we start looking at that whole forehead. You ain't even looking at her. What you're looking at, your forehead, bitch. What's up? the back back.

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Jacksonville. We coming back. Uh-oh. 85 South show. December 6th. Huh? What we're going, man? We're going to Jacksonville.

I know, but what we're going, though? The Jacksonville, Times Union, Tim. Times Union, sir. I knew you. I thought they got to talk. They go on this guy. I knew. I did.

I did. I had it. But I didn't want to say it wrong way. Jacksonville ain't that big. All we got to do is go to Jacksonville. We can find this show. I just know it was the union center. Just pull up at it.

You know, I thought it was a bank. It's a Thursday. At 7 p.m. It's one show. One show. We're going one show only. Once the show sell out, we're on here. One show?

We might have to add another show. How many to see you? It's the union center. Don't worry about it. Hey, go get the... Jacksonville Times Union. Get what? Go get the ticket.

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hey I what part of Chicago you from what he's from here that niggins from Illinois you from Milwaukee but what they're doing now here though haven't you heard they are killers I think it's from Milwaukee Oh, you're from Milwaukee, too. I hear it, stupid-ass-a-blown. It's mil-time, mil-time.

You from Milwaukee? How long have you been over in Chicago? Niggins, this your first day, nigga? This nigga happy to be out of the house. Miletown, shit! I ain't never been in Chicago, this is nice. This is your first event? Eggline, nigga! The nigga, 88 on a field trip. Stupid, I know?

I think he ain't never been on a field trip. He's happy. That nigga ain't never been anywhere. Okay, what you do, Midtown? That's here. I got no job, he gotta think about this shit, huh? Shit, I wake up and breathe, nigga, shit. What's it do for a living, bitch?

I feel like I'm in classy. He's the new nigga, now, Meltyau. What you do, where you from, nigga? Who you know, ugly, Nick? Huh? You're repping your city. All right, dude, shit. Who else wanna wrap their city for this?

Who else wanna wrap that city for this? ain't been no well. Ohio! That nigga I'm gonna have to scroll. Ohio! I hope y'all got the ambulance clobacco, but these niggas, stupid. Ohio, how long you've been over here in Chicago?

Oh, y'all, so you're just through and through. They don't even know you're here You just rind through, huh? I meant to stop by a nigga I'm just riding through my bad What you do for a living, Ohio? He ain't real. Oh, look, that's your cousin?

Cincinnati, Ohio, put your shit on. Yeah, show him your best, bitch. Get up, show him your best. Yeah, Cincinnati, Ohio. Y'all seen that she's not. Y'all seen that sheep? I big I don't go first.

I'm in Cincinnati. Oh my goodness. My goodness! Y'all is stupid! Why they get this shit from, off up? This shit look new. It looked new old, though, like it's old, but it's new. You know, niggins like new old shit.

Yeah, I like this. Feel like two years, uh-huh. Oh my goodness. Y'all is stupid. Oh, this shit can slide, too. She got wheels on it. on it? That's all right, yeah.

J-O-N, you ready, man? You ready to get this on the road? Chicago, y'all ready, man? Y'all, motherfucker, it's lit. Okay, we got L-Town, we got Miltile, Ohio, offense had an advocate. Okay, who else in this bit? Shit, sound like the price is right.

Oh, y'all, niggas wrong. Okay, we got D.E. Detroit in this bit. Boy, you the skinniest Detroit nigger ever. Stand up. Stand up. This nigga here need to eat right here. Damn, I see why you moved

from Detroit. God damn. That nigga looking for food. What you do for a living, Detroit? What you say? Hold on, wait a minute. What you say? He's not from y'all? He's not from home? Hold on a minute.

These bitches, drunk air. He bitches ain't saying shit together. He's not from us. Go to the car, huh? Shut out. The bitch that drunk is fucking. Okay, we can you one more time. One more time.

What should I have a motherfucker say? How do you know what the fuck he's from? Just because you ain't seen. church bitch that don't mean he ain't got to my church I don't know this bitch ain't got no car you ain't gonna see nobody bitch you have it always be people who in the house oh he ain't from where I'm from bitch you don't even know what you from okay we got Detroit Detroit Cincinnati we all right know about Cincinnati

Bish 314 St. Louis niggins start getting me hit number 314 4 4Bow St. Louis what you do for a living St. Louis? You work at the warehouse?

That boy proud of hell of hit y'all right there you all get a wet house all right now hold up wait a minute god damn bitch this ain't Y'all want your town to get put on? Okay, let me get the ones in the back.

Are they slow? Seattle! Welcome, Seattle. I don't been to Seattle before. I don't been to Seattle. Why is the weather like that? The sun ain't never out, this. That shit is depressing as hell.

My first time, the clouds was in my face, this. That's why y'all here. That's why they, what are you from? What are you from? You got that stank for it, like. Where are you from? place. Where are you from, stint, stint?

What are you brought in town city? Who from Cal City in that, bitch? Bitch, El Citi ain't popping, bitch. Why, you were here by yourself? Ain't nobody over there, it's just you, bitch. You're running from the district. Huh? Ain't that wrong with chaos here.

Not the south side. Don't, don't. Oh, you're from the south side. You're crazy, bitch. You're from the south side of Chicago. You're crazy. What a south side. That's south side!

Hey, I want everybody to start praying right now because y'all niggas still alive. Thank you, Lord. Why y'all nigger be killing like a motherfucker? But look, though, down about the Eric Crown. It's beautiful in here, though. Why don't he just make it seem like he's just all-way danger? It's a beautiful-ass city, man.

Chicago guys are beautiful-land city just over Cam's side when this bitch wrong. Don't go to the south side, bitch. Y'all ready, y'all ready to continue the show? Mexicans, y'all ready to continue the show? They don't know who coming out. They're just out. y'all don't even know where y'all at y'all at y'all just seen some shit open and just came in you know what you know me he's not Mexican what you is what you will what you are you're white

you sure you look a little one those threats to me motherfucker You brainwashed, you are a nigger. Okay, okay. Y'all ready? Detroit? You got a couple last in you before you think? Knickers, you good? Because this next thing I'm about to bring up,

hey, man. Y'all thought Chico was a motherfucker. If you think I was a motherfucker, this nigga right here is a plumb-ass motherfucking fool. Chicago, y'all make some noise for my dog. My motherfucking nigger, Carlos Miller! What's Hanning?

Turn that over. I can't even hear that shit. I can't. It's partly y'all fault, too. Because, niggas, the moon rocks. Chicago, this nigga that sold me some moon rocks. Like, nigga, I got some weed, but do you want some moon rocks? I was like, yes.

I don't even know what that shit do, Nick. It's weed with weed on it. You know I'm with that shit. I don't know if you're supposed to smoke it or eat it. We're hitting this bitch tonight. Look at Chicago, bro. Nigger, I love this gangster city. It's the only city where niggas will rob you

and try to sell you your shit back. Nick, I don't have shit to buy it with. You took everything. Look at all these fucking women in here. Well, everybody know. The good pussy is upstairs. I'm not about to argue with y'all. Y'all are on the flow.

They put the good puss on the top shelf. That ain't bullshit. I don't even have to fuck to know if the pussy's a good. Fellas, if you look at her fingers and she need a fill-in, a lot of fellas don't know what the fill-in is. If she got a space between the fake nail and the real one, that's some good pussy right there. And you just don't know.

You $32 away from having a bad bitch. Bro, I've been walking around the city all day laughing at the fat bitches with the leaning ugg. The ugs be leaning. They don't even be uggs. Don't some stupid-ass boots. ladies please start wearing the fake uggs they were black

but you wore them all last winter and now they light gray throw them bitches away man out here talking about you don't need a nigga but you need some new boots I'm just out here to talk shit I see all kind of fine women

in here tonight you ain't let me finish I said I see all kind of all kind of fan women in here tonight with some stomach tucked in their panties I see you all they be trying to trick up that pussy fat yeah their stomach is too though

let me see how big the pussy is with the stomach out of the panics ladies poor that goddamn stomach out of them panties. They bullshit and they don't even know we like that goddamn stomach pull your stomach out man they got our women out here insecure about stupid shit

women out here buying new tithes I like the old ones keep your tithes the same tithes you grew up with I don't give a fuck if they sag when you take your braw them tiths supposed to do that them tithes is tired they go to their natural position when you take the bra up the tithes go where they want to go so sick of being by this nigger

just want to hang over here on the right side nigger can't even come over here let me bind them dumb ass titties be sitting right here under the chin hell no real niggins have scooped them tithes up you're supposed to catch the titty before it hit the armpit because you don't want to be sucking deodorant titty that deodorant titty had your whole mouth numb

Look at the OG. This nigga, no. That nigga right there, I did it, but you can't taste shit when you suck the deodorant tick. Ah, ha. Fuck wrong with you, bro. Deodorant titty.

Niggins, I did it before. Drink two gay to raise, my nigga. Take her ad bill. Nick, I thought you was Emmanuel Hussing in this bitch. I ain't even know. God damn, well, everybody looked like. somebody. You the white dude who looks Mexican. I see how that could be a problem.

Bro, your girl ain't laughing that shit. I don't think that's your girl, my name. She's laughing like her other niggas sitting two rows behind, huh? This how she's laughing. Bro, we're going to have some fun in this bitch. Bro, that's your white girl, that's you? You better say something because if the police come shit with you. How long you meant what? Until year, you take, you're going over her house

with Thanksgiving or you're bringing her over there. Yeah, because you know, you know, You can't go over there, nigga. I got damn dead. Hold on, Kelsey now. Wait a minute, now. Hold on. Not that we're prejudiced or nothing,

but Memo's in there. She's an old lady. We don't want to scare her now. Like mixing it up. Now, you're more than welcome to get you some food, but don't go in. Oh, shit.

Whatever. You get it. Man, man, your vests. Baby, I don't know where you shop at, but when you did that, you did all of that. That shit like a six-ass band from a rug. They want you be wiping your feet off of them. You know the little part that go in the back of the toilet be with it? Little sweet cushioned

That shit came in a five-piece set, didn't I want to see your bedroom I bet you be in the bathroom Mansion like a motherfucker Bitch and the toilet jealous Hey fellas Don't you love when your lady get dressed And start talking shit to people

Who ain't even now Soon as she get dressed she comes present her outfit, bitch, it's mad. What are they mad at? Your outfit? You mean to tell me, there's some bitches who get angry when you put all your clothes on? This bitch has completed another outfit.

This shit ain't working. We're going to have to put hands on this hole. Ladies, please keep doing that. That shit is so entertaining. Because we know, I know now, a lot of fellas might not know this, but all the women are in an imaginary bad bitch contest. And like, if you're her nigger,

you're supposed to make her think she winning. Women love, they don't want you to lie to them, but they do want you to lie to them, though. Like, you're supposed to have some good shit to say about your lady every time you walk back. God damn, girl, that ass getting fat. Let me go on back here before I get you pregnant. Let me...

God damn. They want you to hype them up. Like, every time y'all get ready to go somewhere, start tripping on the outfit. They love that shit. Uh-uh. Put that, take that shit out. Babe, wait, wait.

Wait, what you make? Wait. This ain't nothing but a little top, some shorts, and some shoes. Like, girl, he is really mad. Like, this nigger crazy. I'm about to stop fucking with him, but I'm gonna call you back after I changed.

Y'all like this shit, don't you? See, they're crazy, bro. Hype them up. Hype them up. Everything she put on. Ah, put them tithes up. Wait! Is this from Ariola?

You crazy. My titty's not even out. That's their favorite excuse one, the titty, the whole titty out. Your favorite part is right above her little birth mark. Like, hey, put the tities up. My titty's not even out.

Nigger. Look at all the niggas who girl got little tities. Man, you can't even laugh. My girl, well, whatever the fuck she wants to. Them little motherfuckers won't slip out. They don't go nowhere. They right there. Like two pepper. What's up, old cheap-ad nigger who ain't bought no ticket?

Oh, they're trying to watch this show off FaceTime. Oh, that's your mama. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry here. I'm sorry here. Let me talk to her. What's up, girl? How you doing?

Did you know your daughter ain't here with a tithes out? Look, everybody know too. Yep. Her tear is out. What's your name, you're like, your mom pretty as fuck. Got that nice skin tone

look like a Hawaiian sweet road. Hell yeah, looking like shit to fuck the shit out of you and make some good turkey necks. Your mama only 35, shit, me too. What's up,

dude, goddamn? You remember when cash money record took over for the 9-90 and we were sitting there bit like this? I want your bad dad ass up. You remember that shit? Cash money is an arm, but he had a name.

We were sitting there in high school. Now look at your kid. Look at your little baby girl. We probably was there for a period together, so. All right, good, okay, put her back on there. Your mom fine hell. How many kids she got? Do you and your brother?

Hit that nigga mama. That's a Chicago, Nick. He ain't even sealed. Shit, let me fuck. You nasty. And niggas are fucking anything. Lo, she fuck with her, see what she talking about, no, me.

Every nigga got that no good-ass homeboy in the crew. Nigger, get late at night. You with your main lady. This nigga walk up and say, shit, what she's talking about? Nothing, nigga, we live together. The fuck is wrong with you, bro? You drunk, my nigga. See if she want to fuck something.

She do. Me. Leave my woman alone. That's the part about the relationship they don't tell you, bro. You have to be a security guard too. You got to be like a goalie. You got to block all them dicks from your lady. All them nice-ha-nigies at work laughing at that shit

that ain't funny, she'd be fun. Ah, girl, you're stupid. Shut your ass up, put-puff-ha-ha-ha-d-me. Women don't understand how crazy we really are, bro. You think you got to have sex with a nigger to cheat on? Oh, hell no. Let a nigger find out you out here telling niggas, thank you. What?

What? Man, that nigger shoot your grandma church up by some shit. Like, man, these bitch out here saying thank you, have a nice day. What did it have a nice day? shit. Bro, what's you tripping on? My nigga. She said thank you to another nigga, bro.

See, this nigga crazy I fought with that nigga. You heard what he said? She don't deserve that nigga. That nigga heckling out compliments. Keep going loose. We in Chicago, my

nigga. The finest woman. To find this women walk around this bitch with $7 leg and zone. What's up, babe? I can tell about your forehead, you're a good woman. All good women got that forehead right there. Yeah, it's right, it'd be like right here, that whole... Look like she could just go, tell me what you're thinking. Yeah.

I don't fuck with women with red. fuck with women with regular-sized whole heads. Niggil, let me, hold on. Shh, everybody. Wait, wait, everybody, because this nigger's trying his best to get his comment to me

and he's running out of voice. Rastly voice, nigga. What did you say? Sh-sh, shh. What, say what now? East side. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Wait, wait, wait. What did he say? he said east side Detroit I'm not from there he don't know that I'm visiting or he just wanted me to know he's from the east side oh oh you I thought they shouted out all the sides I didn't want to do that shit again y'all want to shout out from everybody what he said it damn it ain't even a lot of niggins from the east side that he that's why he need a shout out he feels underrepresented i feel you my brother but don't never think the east side not in this bitch but the west side in this bitch too see before i even say in the other side it's more of them so they want the south side in this bitch oh my god oh my oh my oh my god

y'all see i fuck with the south side because my auntie my auntie live on the south side and she's an old gangbanger i'd be scared to go over a house but every time i pull up she meet me in the yard it's always some niggas across the street and i'm like auntie yon trust them niggins she lift her dress up here like i wish don't fuck nigg would try my nephew that's on everything you straight but straighten that hat up my nigg don't walk around here like Mississippi, Nibbe? Girl, you better stop motherfucking playing. Hold up, let me tell them why it's so important

that Mississippi in this bitch. Whoever booed Mississippi, I hope you go outside and your car don't start. You should never booed me. You don't know how rough niggas in Mississippi got it, ain't shit down there but trees. fat people old people

and little bitches with pink hair everywhere what's up what part of Mississippi are you from baby I know what that is on from Oxfordville ain't shit up there but an outlet they got a polo outlet it's a bands pro shop in a polo outlet I know

see she lived right behind it small world I know exactly Ma'am, stop yelling at me. You really, stop. I might fuck with you because we're already arguing. That shit turned me on. Like when you kept going, my dick jumped, like he was going to punch his little brother.

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We gotta get the show started This was just our introduction Show some love to my niggas On the introduction Oh look Before they even come out here I gotta let you know that this is The 85 South show

And I know y'all been seeing us pop up All over the place Breakfast Club Dish that in the other While and out not to be too specific But whatever we didn't fuck around and went ghetto platinum hood titanium you know what that's why we're able to come in such a volatile area let them tell it and bring niggas from the east side

in the west side and the south side even some of them successful niggins came who live on the outskirts. Shout out to all my niggas from Indiana and this bitch. Y'all thought I wasn't going to shout y'all out. Every nigga in Chicago would drive to Indiana to get their

cheap gas. Fuck you talking about. No, I ain't no motherfucking visitor. I really be in Chicago. Seattle. It ain't but 11 black people who live in Seattle. It's 10 now that you're here.

Oh, you're from the nancy nanny? That explains that vest made out of polar bear pussy hair. Polar bad pussy hair. Polar bad pussy hair. Polar bear pussy hair. Polar bear pussy hair. Hey! That polar bear pussy hair coat made out of that polar bad pussy hell. Cincinnati up in here. Poloette Wooders now. I said polar bear pussy hair.

That's their polar bear pussy hair. When she walked in the soul, She was like, hold on, whoa, I gotta do my best. I'm about to kill these bitches, so I need that vest. Yeah. The outfit I won't spoil it. Matter of fact, gone, give me that three-piece set for the bathroom toilet, bitch. Polar, Polar, Pola-Bow, Pull-A-Bow, Poussah, ooh.

Chico Bin, Polar, Pola-Bah, Polo-Bah, Poussa-Hail. Ooh, I said, it's color that polar-a-bubster-ha up in hell. What'd you say? I said it's colder than polar bear pussy hair up in hell. Hey, one time, I'll just say, uh, corner than a polar bear, pussy hair up in here, yeah. Hey, if you got pussy hair,

won't you comb that pussy hair. Want you, I want you comb that pussy hair. Hey, I want you comb that pussy hair. One time, won't you comb that pussy hair. If it's long, I'm a brain that, D.C. Because he wasn't here. I said, it's color than a polar bear,

pulling up in hair, up in hair, right down. Hey, color than a polar bear, Pulitzer hair right now. Pussy hair. polar bell hey color than a polar bell put the hell up in hell right now it ain't fell what the half niggins in chicago gay in this bitch and we ain't playing foul what the app it's the 85 south show she yeah that's the code this podcast shit put the house she for seattle right there she for seattle

hey put the hell right for seattle hey oh hey pussy house st louis hey hey put the head in Cincinnati hey hey putt in that a mill town hey we even got puts it on the east Bucson hair we love them put the hair on four nip nigger ass pussy hair yeah yeah we love their oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby my mind your face okay oh oh damn god damn the 85 sound show color than a polar bear pussy hair up in here right now hey the 85 sound we don't kill we don't care we don't care right now we don't care shit 85 South so cold and I'm pulling up up in hell right now

Hey Carlo said the ladies in Chicago they don't care they walking around with that pussy hair yeah put the hair be the best she got a white pussy hair vest one time get it in I'm a fucking like she my best friend I don't care about no pussy hair I'm gonna hit it anywhere that's skin and I'm really nice about beddied that's what you get when you let these niggas and that's what you get when you let the niggas in That's what you get when you let them niggins in. That's what you get when you let these nicks.

Hey. Oh, baby. Hey, smoking weed in a pile. Hey, oh babies. Smoking weed in a pablo. Hey, uh-huh. Oh, baby. Get that blunt D.C.

Say hit that blunt D.C. Then pass that blunt to me. And I'm gonna hit that right now. Call it in a polar bear puts a hair up in here right now. up in here right now, hold up, hey. Cola than a Polo Bell puts a hair up in here right now, right now, hey. Colored in a Polar Bell puts a hair up in here right now, right now. Hey.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey. Eid 5 South Show, the coldest podcast. Hold on us. Hey, that's the auto tune. Hit that shit, DC. Okay. Do it, D.C. Come on.

Don't make a say nothing back. Keep going, my nigger. Keep it doing, my nigger. Okay, okay, okay. Chicago, we're in here. It's an 85 South show. Oh, hey. Cola than a polar bear.

What's in here right now, yeah? Don't stop, nigger, don't stop, nigger, don't stop, nigger, don't stop, nigger, don't stop, nigga, keep going, nigga, keep going, nigga. God damn. What the fuck is this? I don't know what it's... Ooh, what the fuck is that. God damn.

Keep going. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I love this. Yeah. I'm gonna take it home.

Yep. Who is this? I don't know. I'm gonna take it home. I'm a school. Keep going. Keep going. Put it in my bag.

Yep. This nigga ugly is hell. This nigga ugly is hell. Yo. This nigga ugly is hell. Y'all make some noise for Hannibal Burns in a motherfucking building. Chicago's on. I don't want to put it down

E! Here, turn to sweep O' can we down? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She go, hit that Ryan Aslett once on the auto tune. So.

Oh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh, phone me up. On phone me up, on phone me up, Alphonium Grey Ophoney up,

Ophonium, Ophonium, Ophonim Craig You bogus is fair You focus is fair You bogus it's fair You bogus Calum

Render Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger I said That shit cold.

Like that. You don't know how to sign it. I don't sing. I can tell you. I can rap though. These bitches love so-so. Oh, and I know. Fucking with the robots.

You're gonna get fucked over. Rarys ain't robust. These whole love she so-sa. Girl, ain't a love is so-sosa. And ain't a so-sa. I'm against a fucking coop. Man, I'm going on to the slew. You sound like them all to the first

You sound like them bidschus That shit is too Ooh She can go This shit is lit Who Woo whew and wett Yeah

We're in this bitch Look like fish and grits Talk y'all shit, future. Pull the bad pussy head, cut it on. I take your pull-up and pussy hair and make a chain out of it because I'm crazy as shit. Talk about pussy pussy.

Pull-up, bad pussy hair. Pull-up, bad pussy, yeah. Pull-in-bell pussy hair. Pull-ball pussy hair. What the hell? Get a face. Give me that face one time. Hey!

Yeah, this right here's that shit to make the bitch go real crazy. Yeah! Yeah! All these homes want to make me go crazy. Yeah! Yeah! I have the guy. Carlos Miller.

He's so fly. We got D.C. Kind of a boy, too. And this would it do. And he's five shit, fool. Okay. Never been a friend of the motherfucking days that I came through the hood with the motherfucking good.

Hey. We'll get the shit done Already know I'm the motherfucker one Slow it down bitch hey you know I go Friggie go in this hole It's the way that go don't Chicago up top We ain't fucking with y'all from the blog

For them all that You already know we're gonna go back Easy do you want some bass in your voice I'm gonna pass it to you so you can go crazy Oh shit Pit bull that little ugly-eyed boy Fuck around here to get your ugly-ass-eye toy Give me to buy with a ugly boy

Pit-pity girl, pit-tee the girl with your ugly fucking right here and get your duststand Give-a-Mitting talk with your dust stand Fucker fucking right here with your hood stand Oh, I see Oh, look Hold on a little bit I Oh

Hold on Pretty bad bad With the auto tune, bang Hold on Yeah, hold on Oh, Ooh I'm alive

I'm in the sky With my planet y'all knickers I'm trying to get high Thank you It's a roach And I love her Roaches.

I love roses. Uh-huh. Buy them. Okay. Hold that shit. Fire that shit. Eat that blonde. Tell that bitch to suck my dick.

Tell that bitch to suck my dick. On soft. Suck it on soft. Suck it on salt. What you wanted to do. What you wanted to do? Suck it on salt. Suck it on salt.

Suck it on salt. Hold on So that dick Close up Hold up Hold up Carl knows you need to face Won't you turn up

with the bass inside Chicago play Oh Put the bass song Let me talk to it Pretty girl you so god damn pretty Can't tell your shoulders Just a rope on your tities

Most of the time I'm not be acting real shady with a fucking these on if you're looking so pretty. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck just happened by, nigger. All I can tell you is, nigger, welcome back to the 85 South Show, Digger. Some of y'all pussy sound like this when you spread your legs. Some of y'all pussy sound like this when you spread your legs. How pussy sound like just when you spread your legs to be like u-uh.

Ugh This ain't u-uh U-uh Your pussy sound like a monster When you been fucking with bitch your pussy said u-uh Pussy like I don't want to fuck no more

Yeah, this shit is amazing. D.C. blazing. That's the part of the Los. I have a burrow in the motherfucker building. Yeah. I love this machine. This shit is amazing. What did you get it?

Okay. All right. All right. Y'all ready? Yeah. Welcome to the 85 South show. It's back to me. Oh.

Okay. That's how we, that's a dope-ass intro. Yeah. Y'all fucking with that? That shit was lit. That shit was lit. That shit was lit. Y'all show some more love for my dog, Hannibal Birds, man.

Hannibal, whoa. What's that? Hannibal. What's you been there to, G? Man, it's just been chilling, man. You know, move back to Chicago. Well, you're ugly in real life. I just want you to know that.

Ugly in real life. Come on. He do. Rock old modern life. You remember that love that love? modern life. You remember that little fucking hay piece?

As a doll, y'all used to be scared, me. Oh, oh, no. I'm fuck with you. You're just ugly and fuck, man. Cracked out Gumbie-looking ass with it.

Oh, why you roasted? You know, ladies and gentlemen, live from the Vick Theater. No, that's you, that's you. I know. There we go. Ladies and gentlemen,

live from the Vick Theater. It is. Dude, don't fuck with fly volume one. Bum on your ass, stupid-ah, nigga. I'm about to, who that is? That's Ohio. It's stupid ass. Fuck wrong with that, that nigga.

That nigga got one bad leg. Oh, that nigga walked like you been shot before, nigga. Hey, that's the same nigga. He tagged me. Hey, that's a thing that nigga got shot. That nigga had that 80-self shirt on yesterday. He did. He wanted to be.

My niggil, why y'all support the movement? I see you with the shirt. Why? You ain't make it, did you? Did you buy? Oh, I appreciate it. Hey. He got a bigger shirt on up under the t-shirt because that wasn't his size when it came.

Leave that nigga alone, bro. He put the big shirt on and rolled it up like he got a gun on him. He got a gun on him? He got a gun on him? No. No, nigger. Any nigger who were more than all the clothes he needed? No, I knew he was different.

One of his shoes don't look like the other one, bro. the other one, bro. Damn. I know what's happening. You got that baby motherfucker up on them Timbo's. I know what going on. Leave me alone, man. You don't want who started it?

I'm sorry. I'm trying to end it. Trying to be old now, nigga. At your age, you, nigga. We fuck with you, bro. I appreciate you, my, nigga. Did she so gang-said? She got her homegirl on FaceTime. And she's driving.

That's her mama. That's your mama. Oh, hey mama. Hey, mama, what you're doing? Go to sleep, fuck wrong with you. Hey, mama. What's up, mama? Yeah, nah, don't cover it again, Mama, that's right.

Okay, yeah. Chico. Hey, Mama, you got this swoop down like Anita Baker. I don't know you get some boy. Hey, Chico, she go. Mama and the Popeye line. Don't ever disrespect my household like that. Oh, my bad.

I ain't know, my brother. My bad. My bad. That's your girl. That's your girl, that's your girl, though. You know I never disrespect you. I had talked to her mama early, and her mama. put a little tito so you go disrespect my household I mean she she ain't here my

niggins she don't fuck with you because I had got the face time early what she at where you at mom bitch I ain't talking to you talking to my mom where you at me she already like me why you ain't here now mom got your mama on face time you heard that mama on FaceTime You got your mama on FaceTime So that's what we're doing you on FaceTime with other niggas now, that's what you're doing? Right in front of me, you're gonna disrespect me,

just gonna be on FaceTime with other niggas. Wow. Wow. Wow. You ain't never had no young me. Wow. Young me to have you going crazy. That's the thing range you doing.

She's like, where you're going? I want you to stand right there. I'm going all the way over that. Long jump in the pussy. You're all so disrespectful. You don't fuck to sit out, no couging. Where you going, young man? I want you to stay right there.

That's what I want to do. You think you're going to fuck the shit out of them cougars. They're pussy made out of Caste down. They just open it up. Get as much of you want. Yeah, make that sound from the joint. Come on in here, young man. That dick is stupid!

You don't want no cougar to ride you, though. Once you ride you, you might well go to sleep. That bitch is not getting up. That bitch, look at you like, You don't fucked up now. She ain't got to get up, don't fly. She ain't got to get up, because everything that needs to be done

already done. You got your clothes, iron. She'd have made you a sandwich. She got to split four ways, cut the corners off. Now you got to do it as lay that dick. She's gonna go to sleep go down there watch ESP and I already got the TV turned on for you young boy My son bought me that flat screen. You can watch it. He don't never come over here. He just bought it because he don't want to do it. I don't know what it is I think it's that dead weight. You cannot get their ass off you. You're like bitch

It's some young, it's some coogers that's not big you get this heavy all of a sudden Take it off me, please. Hey, I seen one of the greatest coogers the other day when we was in LA. I seen Lisa Ray She's from Chicago too. Lisa Ray, nigger. Oh my God. I know, maybe you got to go change her draws, nags. I say Lisa Ray. And all she do is when she only wear white. She only wear white.

Do you know how good your pussy got to be for you to only wear white for the rest of your life? You got to justify that. My nigga said, water, yeah. She got black at her house. She thinks she's cool. She ain't wearing white all the time. Yes, she is.

You ain't going to see her without no white on. She's wearing black at the crib, I'll tell you. But she could be considered a cougar, though. She's over 50 years. It's something very. She's 50? Yeah, she's 50. It's something very important.

We got to address. That pussy wake up when they want to. We got to address this issue as a community, bro. Nigel, are you being born? What the fuck is you doing? I said her pussy, wake up when they want to. I'm her pussy. I'm asleep.

Man, what the fuck? What is wrong with you, man? You're walking like granddad. Every time she's 40, wake up. Oh, somebody out there. Look at this single man. Oh, my God. I know.

He looked like a broke transform. Like he was about to transform and the motherfucker switch broke on his back. Oh. Yeah, it's stupid. Bro, that shit funny because the pussy do fall asleep. They do. You ever tried to get some pussy in the middle of the night?

Bro, that shit do not work, my name. That pussy be sleep. Hey, way, hey, buddy, hey. He'd be having that cotton mouth to. That guy just woke up. Godda! Spit on the nigga or something. Shit.

Just can't go in here, open me up. God damn. Boy. Pussy ain't been brushed or nothing. You gotta put some Colgate on that pussy. This is how you play with the pussy. You have been motherfucking. Chicago, you understand me?

The windy city. You know what, the niggas is pimps and the holes got big titty. You understand that? It might've went over your head like a fitting cap, but that's where it needs to be in. need to be anyway. You understand that? Look, I'm not talking fast, you're listening slow. You understand that?

Because progress is a slow process. Can you dig what I'm digging? Understand. It ain't never about you or what you thought it was. It's all about them ends, my friend. Now listen, put that in your pipe and smoke it. Understand that this world ain't got shit to do with you. It's bigger than you, little brother.

Now, if you want to be somebody, you got to get up early. If you don't want to be nobody, keep doing what you've been doing. You see how that shit worked. That shit work. Get the fuck out of here. Who's gonna eat these wings? Rockley. And some roasted potatoes, little parmesan and salmon. Somebody requests a sandwich.

Hey man, when you go on the road, man, you gotta make sure you got your nutrition game right. Get your nutrition game right, man, gets you a personal chef. Then you're gonna have to put them with your nutrition. nutritionists, you understand, put your meal playing together. You dig, then you're gonna have to get that with another, put that with some supplements, green juices,

plus your vitamins and herbs that you take, plus you can only smoke organic marijuana, and you gotta eat a little coffee, you gotta eat a little bit. Let me tell you what I did. I was so mad looking for the hotel I was standing, nigger, I went back to the airport and got another room. That shit is amazing, my name.

You can switch the motherfucker. I don't know, I mean, but if it not, then I'll get some bread. Do, nigger. Me and Hannibal on the couch, time. Man. And the crazy part is, I was like, nigger, if he passed this mic, we have this bit. Nika, you ain't have to, though, right before you did the rap shit? I was like, I wonder if he's gonna pass this bitch so Flacken's saying some stupid-ass shit.

But then you start hitting the rap? I was like, all right, so it's over. No more. Stop it. Yeah, that's it. I got to punch something by saying, man, I got the, I just go go get another. That's crazy. That is the wildest shitter.

Nobody else, digger. I'm on the machine today. Like that's my toy today. It's my shit. That shit was so fun, bro. I felt like a kid. It called TLC, what? T-C.

Helicon. You ain't have to adjust it. You were just playing with the shit. You ain't that bitch. Yeah, I mean, I just got a couple of seconds that I use all the time. I use, like, three different voices. For real, at one time. That shit.

You got that bitch on this. That's my whole crew. They pick up everybody. I had these loads. I said you can Ted Hillstein. Oh yeah. You can fuck around on sound check like motherfucker Craig was. This is a hilarious nigger.

Hey, what's up? How you doing? I appreciate you, my nigga, man. I appreciate you. Trust you, Matt. Trust you have with them and your, uh, T. Let's give it to, you know, I'll get another one, man. Yeah.

Yeah. That is. You use that. You use them if we're going to stay? Yeah, I use it a little bit in my show, and I use it on the podcast. Oh, very. Yeah, it's fun.

It has some real. You all got a gift, man, man. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. It's my house. If you don't like it, you can get a hot. I love it. Great, great fucking show.

We got janit in this bitch. Don't meet me after. Hold on, what? You need a rich nigga. Craig Bills at your spot? Hey! What? I say, hold on, girl.

You need a rich nigga in your world? I say, hold on, bitch. You want a fucking nigga that's on the way to being really rich. Hold on. That's my shit. Yeah. It's my niece. And then tell your auntie to stay in your niece.

I will. I will. You know I'm fucking your niece. But your auntie is on a young nigga. You hear me. You think that's funny. What manny fresh said. If you take one of my bitches, then I'm fucking.

I'm fucking, sisters, A.T's, grandmones, and cousins. Mamas, baby, baby, mamas, and all that shit. Finito. Finito. Donito. Joe, students, fuck, this is the 8-5 cell show. Yes. We teach them.

Oh, and we have to reach. We love your love you. We love you a lot. We're gonna. We're here. Hey, don't say, baby, name,

a day, let's go. Oh, day, baby, baby, take, time,

what? Uh-huh, , , oh, All right, time, what? Oh, take, go, okay, so, let's take. I don't know.

Chicago! We do you. We know you. We're ready. We're going to go. You can't go. You can go. We're ready to ask you can go.

You can't go. Come on to the Chitobin. You can't go back. One guy's out of the show. We're not y'all. That's it, gentlemen? One in the bag. My nigga, you should.

Boy, you don't fuck the game, ma'am. That's not even fair. That's not even fair. No, I was, uh... It was up there watching the show, man. I ain't... Nick, me, too. We ain't you on the couch.

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