The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Chicago Late Show Wit DCYoungFly KarlousMiller and ChicoBean | Ep. 160

Episode Date: November 30, 2018

SEE THE 85SouthShow LIVE IN JACKSONVILLE! https://www1.ticketmaster.com/85-south The 85 South Sold Out 2 shows in Chicago and the late crowd brought the energy. Hannibal left the autotune machine for ...DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean and they kept playing with the new toy. You know the late shows always turn up! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:32 It's a good time. I brought the auto tool machine, and we got loose on that. That's shifted everything. It was fun, man. What's up Chicago? I said, what's up Chicago? The 85 South show is in the building, y'all. Make some noise one time.
Starting point is 00:03:19 How many of you all watch the 85 South show on YouTube, y'all? Yes, sir, yes, sir. That's what the fuck I'm talking about. We're about to get this motherfucking rocking for real, y'all. I got Chico Bean in the house tonight, y'all. I got D.C. Y'all fly in the house tonight, y'all. And we got the motherfucking sense. Carlos Miller is in the building tonight, y'all.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Chicago, we fuck with you. We know it's cold. We came out here to give y'all a great show. Make sure you already know if you watch this show I'm gonna tell you to subscribe to us on YouTube On Instagram on Twitter and Facebook We try to take this show to TV y'all We get on TV y'all fuck with us
Starting point is 00:04:07 All right all right Chicago y'all little different now Shit I went through inglewood today Inglewood in the house I went through that motherfucker I didn't stop though I kept the fucking going We're about to get this show started y'all ready all right the first show was rocking we know y'all can do better give them that energy they're gonna give it right back to you the first man i'm about to bring out you see him on
Starting point is 00:04:36 wild and out he's half of the old school rap battle for washington dc start clapping right now giving up for chico b Chicago Chicago, what the fuck is up in a fuck is up. And plus we strap with two protections. Matter of fact, cut it off, cut it off. We in Chicago, I gotta go like this.
Starting point is 00:05:22 I gotta go like this. What the motherfucker might be broke, shit, and not collecting no dough from tips, but I'd be spitting more game than I'm out full of poker chips to get them holes with the open lips and the revoking hips. Never gotta tell them any lies. Have them looking in the city skies. Get up in the kiddie's ties,
Starting point is 00:05:34 because I'm blessed with a look of venez, good sex, peter butter complex is a pretty eyes. Pretty cries in my strategy sight. Your anatomy gotta be right, that'll be the flat of me right, but if they hear the bomb, come on. Suck a nigga dick, wanna see what that'll be like. I know you wanna try that.
Starting point is 00:05:45 To the rhythm of a high hat. Don't be bogus in a night at. I didn't gotta hold it on my fellows on a train, Why she lied back? The motherfucker, can you buy that? Where you ride at? On the passenger side of your whole, trying to come up on another G. They brought all up under me, trying to smother me, looking lovely while I roll another B suddenly.
Starting point is 00:05:58 She learns that I don't deal with emotions, but we're in the room. She rubble with ocean. Come in like an ocean slick and have a sick thing in me or do a dot dick. It's a love potion. The word, no, it's never said. To us to be giving women dig in the bed until they're sick in the head. And if I ever leave whoever dared, I ain't tripping the feds. We're big in the air like a chick in their bread.
Starting point is 00:06:12 You get them legs in the air like a player dude. Then be little in a day or two. At the worst, I'm a slayer crew. That's some pimp type shit That'd be low when they care do We're in green blue If a hole in a holiday, you're a player if you get them ends
Starting point is 00:06:22 at the dividends, but you're a pimp if you can get the same hurdle I want to fuck your friends Because we studied P.I. MPology, Whitney be learning these holes by ology. Obviously, well, Chicago, what's up? We out this bitch, nigger.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I had to wear my scheme. mad ass out here for the second show in Chicago because I know gang gang is in this motherfucker tonight. Second show, all the street niggas had to come to the second show because they was selling them thinks, nigga. They had to get the rest of that think off, nigga, before they came in here on four them grave, nigga. I love Chicago, man. That's why I got this bitch on, nigga. You might as well walk around with this bitch. You're on everywhere, nigga, church. All that.
Starting point is 00:07:20 The gangsters is all over. The past will be gangster in Chicago. And God said, you bogus as hell if you don't put no damn money in the collection plate. On phonem, the father says, Ombro. Oh, bro.
Starting point is 00:07:37 God knows your shorthy. I thought I was going to curse, but I didn't. ski mass pastor in Chicago salute to everybody who praises the Lord out west 290 we love you yesterday yesterday I was on the nine yeah I lost my mind on the nine
Starting point is 00:08:02 but God was with me and I had that pipe in the name of Jesus and I would have upped it on any of the people who wanted to come against the Lord on phone him great about your heads Lord first of all we want to say thank you
Starting point is 00:08:27 for bringing everybody out to the Apollo Theater tonight safely also we want to say that whatever white man created the loop we need to get them out of here because it's a it's a waste of time putting things on top of each other the way that they do on phone them grave uh shardy was tweaking last night and she said that she believed in you and you know what i told her god i said merch it then if you believe in god merchant then if you
Starting point is 00:08:55 believe in god merchant and she did so i blessed her on phone them grave uh and before i go i just ask you to remove all of the goofies out of my life God all of the goofies may the goofies go God we don't want goofies in our life Lord in Chicago anymore amen my brother on phone him grief church love this city man what's up big man you you the biggest man in this motherfucker ah damn you've been like a telitubby nigger you need to god day you got the telitubby body my nigg you need to charge people to get them hugs and you're fucking around and snap about i don't want no hug not from you oh no not on phone them nigga i'd be in phone them grave hug and your big ass
Starting point is 00:09:57 nigger is out of here this shit feels like the death jam nigger i love it look at that they got that shit packed out right there tonight they got the motherfucking ladies up there look at the ladies the chicago ladies that's what it is Y'all motherfuckers fuck different in Chicago, don't you know? Y'all don't want no soft nigga in Chicago. You want to make a choke the shit out you while they fucking, yeah, shit your motherfuck him out. Hell yeah, do that shit, nigga.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Don't phone them grief. I'm fooling them grief. Fuck the shit on me, nigga. You goofy as hell if you don't fuck the shit out of this pussy, nigga. You goofies hell on bro them, nigga. You made me at that Fifi, nigga. Now you got to meet me, nigga. Fuck us wrong with you, nigga.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Fuck the shit on me. I'm like, oh my God, this bitch is a demon. Are you shocked, ma'am? Are you underage? Fuck around with you. What you thought you was coming to see? Wiling out? No, this ain't,
Starting point is 00:10:50 ain't no picking up and killing it going on on here. We fucking and smoking blunts and shooting niggers and wearing ski masks and get your hand off your heart, baby. We're just getting started. You got a long night. I can't believe what you ain't ever heard no curse words. Woo, how old are you?
Starting point is 00:11:08 25. It's your birthday. Oh, you just drunk. All right, bad. I was just making sure you was all right. This was like, oh, my God. Oh, he said, fuck. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:11:19 I know you fucking. You got that short head cut, too. Whenever you cut all that hair off like that, that's because you don't want a nigga to be able to grab nothing to run away from the pussy. That's what it is. Nick, be grabbing my head trying to run.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I cut it off. Man, he got to take this pussy. Look at you with your freaky ass. You got a boyfriend? You ain't got no girlfriend, do you? You just out here. I know you do, nigger, but wait, let me figure this out. If it don't work out here, then the guy's shoot her back there to you.
Starting point is 00:11:47 On phone them grave. Why you ain't got no boyfriend? You divorced. Oh, damn, you must have married a goofy. You married a goofy? Was he from Chicago? Whip hard. Southside, ain't too many goofies on the south side.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Southside got real niggas on the south side. Southside got real niggas on the south side. South side got real niggas on the south side. Hell yeah. Some of y'all niggas need to cut them dreads, though, nigger. I'm tired. Some of y'all dress is on their last leg on the south side, man. That's Chicago Winner than broke your edges all the way off, nigga.
Starting point is 00:12:29 You looking like Floyd Mayweather father used to look, nigger. Cut that shit off, Stevie Wonder, nigger. What the fuck is wrong with your dreadlocks, nigga? Hell, that bitch was doing dicks. bitch was doing dicks I know that one too doing dicks you got to be a hell of a bitch to do dicks what you say she a thit that oh yeah I mean yeah that ain't nothing wrong with being a thight I love thights listen first of all if you a thight God bless you okay because you are not being stingy with that pussy and we
Starting point is 00:13:03 appreciate that all you motherfuckers out here with standards and shit trying to make a I can take you the goddamn carobbles and Applebee's and fucking listen to all them goofy-ass stories about them bitches at your job you don't like and text you in the morning, Hey, beautiful, what are you doing? You just was on my mind and my heart. I just wanted to let you know.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Hope you have a day as glorious as you are. Probably want to do all that shit. That's why I fuck with that. Like, bitch, you want something to drink? Yeah, you want some pussy? Hey, let's go. She is a winner. What you say?
Starting point is 00:13:40 I can't hear you. You love a thight till you burning. Damn, ma'am. Well, appreciate you for the motherfucking truth commercial in here. Type of nigger just, yeah, you don't get burnt on purpose. That's always accidental, man.
Starting point is 00:13:58 You love a thight till you burning. Like, that's what it is. You ain't burning, is you, ma'am? Hell no, you got that shit checked out. That's what it is, baby. A clinic. Go to the clinic. How y'all doing up top?
Starting point is 00:14:12 Y'all good? They turked up top, nigga. They got y'all up there. I'm up this motherfucker feeling like a five heartbeat, nigga. Y'all up top, y'all good, nigga. Hell yeah, look at all the niggas with the weed rolled up top. Yeah, let's get, fuck the bottom, nigga. Let's sit up top.
Starting point is 00:14:30 They ain't know where it's coming from up here, Nick. We can't have a party. We in Chicago, man. This is the home of so much. I love this city. I just got to say that, man, from the bottom. of my heart I love Chicago and I and I hate I travel all over the world right we travel all over the world and people always whenever I bring up how much I love
Starting point is 00:14:46 Chicago people would be like oh my god I ain't going there it's dangerous there they be shooting they know the fuck listen Chicago is full of some of the realest niggas in the fucking world man y'all show love but I got I got lost on that loop last night nigga and them homeless niggas up under that bridge them niggas is amazing dog. I got to talking to one of them niggas. He was, man, he was so real. I had to get that nigger $20. He was like, what's up with your young blood? I said, what's good with your
Starting point is 00:15:16 OG? He said, shit, nigga just trying to get high. I was like, damn. He was like, yeah, I ain't like the rest of these niggas, man. Asked a motherfucker to buy me something to eat. Nick, I ain't hungry. I'm trying to get high. He was like, matter of fact, I'm going to tell you something, young nigga. You know that that that's how that crackhead got killed on
Starting point is 00:15:32 men of society? I was like, what you mean? He said, he was bullshit. See, before that scene, he was somewhere, asking niggas for food. Somebody took his ass and then bought him them cheeseburgers. Then he had to try to sell the cheeseburgers to get the money for what he really wanted. So that's why he ain't asking for no cheeseburgers, nigga. Just give me the money. So I go get half. I'm like, nigga, he'd go $20 in a motherfucking hug. O.G. May God bless you. This nigga just made menace of society. It makes sense to a nigga. Chicago, the home of R&B, nigga. All the R&B that come out, Chicago is
Starting point is 00:16:02 amazing. R. Kelly, Dave Hollister, nigga. Motherfucking. Who else? Who I'm forgetting? Nobody, just them too. Nah, it's some other niggas from Chicago. I'm just, what's my man, Donio Jones, that's my nigger. He from Chicago. Up in the place, I see you getting down. Can't wait to look at you gotta crowd around you. And you're the baddest thing I've seen tonight,
Starting point is 00:16:25 so come on, girl, let's put it in flight. I got the V1-2-6-0 sitting outside of the dough, so bring it on by the way your body's tasteful and that's a little something that a nigger craze for. craze for it's a quarter past three girl what's it gonna be my nigger you've been frightened since two girl what you're gonna do my nigger see i got to chicago you can sing about anything it was a sunday night in chicago we was in the apollo but they changed the name to the vic theater
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Starting point is 00:21:58 Big O. D.C. Young fly. Yeah. Go D.C. Young fly. Yeah. Big O D.C. Young fly. Yeah. Oh, me. Oh, maybe I want to live.
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Starting point is 00:23:25 You want to see your panties. Hey man. Bruh. When that nigga sung that shit, it took me out, bro. I thought she were throwing up. This bitch was her head and I laughed. I said, hey, she said, ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:24:04 Who else said from the west side Hey man This is what y'all could do Why the fuck y'all give him this shit? Hey Ooh Sing of D.C. I sound like
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Starting point is 00:24:46 What the fuck you pull me over, father? I'm scared. How scared of you? I say, loo. I need somebody to stop me. What's this, nigger? Why, he pulled me over. What did you say when he pulled you over?
Starting point is 00:25:09 What the fuck you pull me over for? I have my seatbelt on. You're my blanket nigger. You want some bullshit. Actually, the reason I pulled you over, you were going 85 and a 55. That's a lie. My shit broke, it won't go over 40. But I don't believe you, because when I proceed to... Get in the car and take a ride, let me show you...
Starting point is 00:25:46 Well, I'm not gonna be able to do that, brother. What I'm gonna need you to do is I'm gonna need you to step outside the car. I can't... Step outside the car. I'm paralyzed. Why, how'd you get in the car if you paralyzed? I pray a lot. I'm driving by faith.
Starting point is 00:26:15 How do you master gas if you can't use your legs? Genesis 3 chapter 24. God created the heaven and earth. You can take your hands off the wheel. You're not going nowhere. I'm just scared. Oh, no, if I'm a living night. It's not that serious.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I just need you to give me your license and registration. You have to go get it on your own. I'm not going to dig in your ass. I'm sorry, man. I ain't reaching for a damn thing. Can you at least just get it out the top, please? Turn around, I don't want to see your ass no more. This is what I put you over for.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Stop moving like your legs is broke. I'm paralyzed. Hey man, stop. That's a... stop. Because the shit's about to get fucked up now. Stop. I'm about to get comfortable. J.O.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Oh my God. Stop. They go, stop. Y'all gonna get us in trouble. This is the 85 South show. The coldest podcast. Nigger. You started as, you started it.
Starting point is 00:27:54 You started it being late, though. You came out of sleep, bitch. You really was in the last show. You just went to sleep. I woke up in the second show. Nigger. Oh shit, I'm in the second show? This microphone is amazing, D.C.
Starting point is 00:28:13 What about real mic? Over there on the table. Go get the ragged one. This nigga gonna play all night. Check one two to you. Ah, okay. Nigger, why that shit sound like something that'll be on Kanye album? Coming to the stage.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Rap, nigga? Oh, ladies. That pussy clean. Let me see you put them hands in there. Put your hands in there if your pussy's clean. A lot of bitches ain't got their hands. Yeah. This one is for you.
Starting point is 00:28:56 This one is for you. You bitch is better shrug that hand, bitch. Oh, we got some clean pussy upstairs. It's real clean up there. You know your pussy clean when you turn your phone light on. This is some clean. Clean pussy everywhere. It's going to save the world.
Starting point is 00:29:22 going to save the world. Fuck 10 cents in a day. Give us 10% of that pussy a day. Wow. It'll save someone life. Wow. Don't hold that pussy. Give it away.
Starting point is 00:29:36 You never know who might need that pussy. Your pussy can save a life. Oh, that's the song right there. You ain't always got to give them the pussy. Just let them see the pussy. Yes. They got pussy out here That'll change your life
Starting point is 00:29:56 Preach preacher I remember back when I wasn't shit Still was getting pussy And I just want the niggas out there to know that You ain't got to blow up to be the nigger you want to be You already him No you're not Whatever you doing
Starting point is 00:30:18 Whatever realm of life you in, it's a pussy in your area, bro. If you're the McDonald's manager, you're going to be fucking women who like nuggets, milkshakes, fries. Waffle fries. If you're the manager at all those on, you're going to fuck women who need break pads. Check engine light on. A lot of women don't know the importance of what pussy is out here doing.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Saving a life is saving life. my life is save your life, yeah. Good pussy out here inspiring niggas to go back to school. Get an education. Let me put my nose in that pussy. You know how many lives you don't save when you just let that gangstance nigger lay up with you? He looked you right in the face and be like, nah, I'm a chill, bro. Pussy save life.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Pussy out here saving lives. Pussy save you, bro. Look at you, bro. Skin, all clear. You think you did that? Nope. Pussy. Look at all that weight you that gained in your shoulder area. That's pussy.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Pussy saves your lives. This niggas in here who ain't ate vegetables since 2006. Because ain't no woman in their life. Pussy saved your life. If Pussy saved your life, fellas, let me see you put your hands in the air. If Pussy saves your life. I said all my fellas, well, Pussy saves your life. Put your hands in the air.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Put it out. We have Pastor Miller in the building now. And we're going to talk about how Pussy saved our lives. Bruh. Think about us. Think about, hold up. Hold up. Before you kick it on.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Think about this. Yeah. Whoa, whoa. Think about all the shit we didn't did is entertainment. us, bro. All the pussy we ever got made us a little bit greater. Right. Because without the right amount of pussy
Starting point is 00:32:24 we couldn't be here right now, bro. Exactly. Because we wouldn't have been here developed yet. Nope. Pussy help nigga develop. Because you don't understand the world. You ever have some pussy so good, you just sit there and come up with a good idea. If you were for that pussy, I don't know
Starting point is 00:32:42 what he had a lot of me. Pussy make it sound like that. Oh, that's good. Pussy makes it sound like that. When it's good. Pussy, I'm saying. Oh, you can. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:32:59 And that's the pussy ghosts. That right there is the ghost of Pussy, past, present, and future. I'm sorry. She hasn't touched this one. Excuse me. Nicky, that sounds like some shit off the Matrix. Yep.
Starting point is 00:33:20 This pussy hasn't been opening to you. She's ready to get broken off. That's how you know you have. When you're sitting on the edge of the bed naked and you look at the pussy and the pussy start talking. It should be to get your motherfucker ever. The pussy sound like the motherfucker that was trying to get Snoop Dog to sign that contract on murder was the case.
Starting point is 00:33:43 What did you say, pussy? You need to get your motherfucker about me. You nobody play with us. Cool damn. It's not been bleeding. You ain't saying nothing. Entire. I don't know about y'all, but real niggas, no, that's the voice that pop in your head when you sleep over your side bitch house.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Ha ha! You think I won you want with that, you stupid mother. Shit, I gotta go. I gotta go. Hey. Hey, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna catch you tomorrow. I'm gonna catch you tomorrow. Shit.
Starting point is 00:34:15 What shit, bitch? Bro, you stupid, bro. Fucking demon. That's how that coo- that cuckoole pussy sound. Oh, did she go down? Hey, young man. Bro, how many voices is on that, motherfucker?
Starting point is 00:34:33 It's a bunch on there. That shit is left. Ooh, we're back. We are back. We are back. Hold on. There it go. I said...
Starting point is 00:34:46 The very first time that I got that brown eyes. Okay. I said, hello, can I say high? I wasn't going to swing back. Now that's a weed song. I was caught up. Hey. What do you say?
Starting point is 00:35:21 But to my infection! Damn. You didn't broke the motherfucker. God damn. That shit broke. That motherfucker said, is that correct? I preach this shit is sexual.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Oh, fuck the game up, bitch. I'm from the top if you want to take over. That I was caught up. You see that? This is a... This nigga. Okay. That I was caught up.
Starting point is 00:36:04 This nigga. This nigga is smacking the goddamn microphone. Stop, brother. That nigga crazy, man. I do not fuck with y'all. Y'all niggas is crazy. Hey! There we go.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Moran. Bitch is you're ready. I'm ready. That I was caught up. It's here. You keep wanting to stay. J.O. Wicke, he wasn't stop, but fly keep pausing this shit.
Starting point is 00:36:35 That I was caught up. That's it. This shit is fire up. Okay. You right. Here we go. Come home here. She cut it off.
Starting point is 00:36:50 She cut it off. She was caught up. Let's see it. Let's keep it going, Jay away. Here, get it, nigga. Keep the click going. Okay, here we go. All right.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I was caught up. God damn God damn You watch this a long bitch Ah damn No, it's stupid How you laugh Get that shit away from this, nigger, man.
Starting point is 00:37:45 I was this when I was in school, man. I can't stand you, bitch. I can't stand in you, bitch. I'm not doing homework. You can't stuff I did now. Dude. Hey, man, you're going to take this shit from this nigga, man. This nigga, man.
Starting point is 00:38:10 This nigga, D.C. is the nigga that's going to destroy your toys. Don't never let that little motherfucker come back over here. banging the shit all around the goddamn house and shit. Hold up, bro. My head hurt from laughing at this niggas. This nigga's crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Bro, y'all a nigga, it's stupid, bro. Are you on the auto tune now? This shit is fun. That shit is addictive. I'm glad I want no crack in the 70s because, boy, whoo. What no crack in the 70s? What you said work?
Starting point is 00:38:43 What you mean? Yes, it was. That shit worked. Oh, he can't have... What this shit don't? I need to say, it worked, do? Stupid-eyed, Nick. It worked.
Starting point is 00:38:54 It worked. That nigga fucked up. It worked. Oh, look. Hold up. Hold up. What do you say? What is...
Starting point is 00:39:08 I think I want to sign band-in' head. He's like, well, I fool this, you know. You want to sign? Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Up top.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Oh, he's too far away. You gotta make your way back outside and back through the front doors and come on down here. No, you're too far away. Yeah. You bought your seats too late. You bought your seats too late.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Uh-huh. Hoopah. Hey. Uh-huh. Man, we're laughing at this... You don't even see this lady right here with the black and mouth in her mouth, right? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Bro, this is a real gangster bitch right here. That's a real gangster bitch in the building. What part, where you, what part of Chicago are you from? What, you from where? Michigan. Michigan. What part of Michigan? That motherfucker, scratch.
Starting point is 00:39:58 You from Flint, Michigan? Ah, there it is. Yeah, that's exactly what. She ain't even smoking the bitch. She's just chewing on the filter. She just got that motherfucking hudder. her hand that shit for her nervous bitch got bad nervous
Starting point is 00:40:12 problem bitch what wrong with you you all right she's from flint me I'm gonna walk around with her old ass black hair she said she said I need some water fuck all right I got you nigga you ain't shit can you walk by hundreds though
Starting point is 00:40:26 she got an attitude with everybody go ahead go ahead how she looked at him man we ain't got nothing I'm gonna get you something no ma'am my damn bitch I'm trying to get the avid Look it too. Where you're wrong?
Starting point is 00:40:39 You say you're from Flint. How long have you been over here? She came from Flint. Oh, you came from Flint. You're still over there. Have they fixed that situation with the water yet, ma'am? They haven't. Man, that shit pitched me off.
Starting point is 00:40:52 I swear everything. Is that your home girl with the sequenced jacket on? I want to rock with you all night. Dance until the sunlight. And when the groove is said and done, bough, bough, bough, yeah, you'll know that love survive. Sing that shit. And we will ride forever. What if they had, the Migos on that bit?
Starting point is 00:41:27 Blu-blu-de-blum. You can't-la-l-l-l-blu-blu. Y'all leave her alone, bro. Blu-blah-d-d-blah-d-blah. J-O-N, what the fuck are you doing? You coming in late with the beats, nigger. Boom, clap. Boom, boom, boom, a boom.
Starting point is 00:41:46 It sounds like he's about to play some shit that go like this. Come on, y'all, put your hands in the air if everybody's ready to come down here. We in Chicago, and we're gonna kick it off, and you're already know that I am the boss. My name is Chico Bean, I ain't spit it yet. She dressed like a platinum pack of cigarettes.
Starting point is 00:42:02 When I came in his vits, I said, what's up? And all the freaky-ass ladies started I start grabbing your nuts. I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. My bitch in here. She ain't got no hair. But I'm still gonna fuck because you're bad as hell.
Starting point is 00:42:13 And your home girl drunk, and I can tell. Because when DC came out on stage, she had her head down in her face. I'm like what the fuck as you do when? She said, I'm about to oo-ed. Said, what? What is that? I don't know. Fuck it.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Nigger, get the beat right before why, get on your ass. I ain't playing with your stupid ass. If you take that stupid ass. that stupid ass shit off your head you fucking up the beat when that stupid is back bring it back they'll win what you're doing hey yeah yeah we'll be back in the bill yeah take off that stupid ass hat yeah uh stupid ass hat was talking with him on it back dc when snatched off the stupid ass hat i don't know why you wore it anyway it ain't that cold in chicago today you look
Starting point is 00:43:05 like you kill animals for a motherfucking living if you wear that hat one more time round me nigger you gonna get it oh yeah stupid ass hat oh stupid a bird fuck that goddamn hat nigger that's the word shut out to everybody who came to the show especially the ladies who like sucking dick and all the freaky hoes yeah to my niggas who day lady looking at all of these booties. Don't fuck none of these holes. Some of them got cootis.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Fuck that. I want to cootis. Because you know what I eat booty. Look, on toe them. That's a stupid ass hat on phone them. I said, Pee, see, I don't care what you say. I only eat ass if it's a birthday or Christmas or a holiday, but I can't eat no ass on a Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:44:02 You eat ass out. That's something that gives you power But the only time I eat ass is when the bitch Get out the shower Come on, fuck that, that's cool. You gotta eat the booty if you ain't planned. If you want to get something for Christmas, get a booty, a little lick mouth, uh.
Starting point is 00:44:23 That's cool. God damn it, I'm a, nigga. God damn, I forgot what I was feeling of saying. They don't win. Damn beat back. Before me whoop your ass in that stupid ass, hey. Yeah. It's Chicago.
Starting point is 00:44:39 We was talking about. You was about to eat your booty. Not cool. Eat booty. Yep. Fuck what you thinking. I'm going to eat booty every time I get caught. When a nigga cheat in.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Fuck it. I fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. So are you saying that when you're, you fuck up and you need to apologize yes you tell her to bend over and put the ass right by your eyes god damn start with the pussy because the pussy on the bottom and by the time that
Starting point is 00:45:18 you get to the booty you should already be slobid yeah you should that's how it go we that's exactly how to the people in the top row because i know you can't see too good But your niggas up there from the hood And to the people let the bottom Just fucking what up? Yeah, what did you say? I don't know about that. What you want?
Starting point is 00:45:44 You was talking about stopping. I don't know about that. You got slob. I do a little sprit, but I don't know about that. You ain't got to that point. That's all of shit. I don't know about that. You gotta figure out.
Starting point is 00:46:02 He don't know about that. He don't know about that. slobbing bro but sometimes that's just how it goes when you go down there eat the pussy of a yeah you gotta sound like you uh in a bowl of water like it's my job be slobbing like a little boy watching sponge bob like uh huh oh oh you just said yeah i can trust i be slobbing like the niggas on that yellow bus like eh oh your pussy Yeah, okay. All right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:37 This song for the ladies. Who don't care? Got clean pussy wear white underwear for the ladies. Who don't care? Who got clean pussy with white underwear? Hey, white underwear don't wear those ears. Your pussy got that little discharge drip. We can't fuck with that.
Starting point is 00:46:55 That's nasty as hell. You ain't washed your ass, and bitch, I can tell. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. Stop. Okay, shit. Not the discharge. Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:03 No, you get what he was doing. He was trying to turn the song into a disc track. Ah, I get it, I get it. I get it, too. Oh, shit. This shit is fun. I should be a comedian. That was stupid.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Y'all enjoy yourself in here tonight. It's a party in Chicago, nigga. We're out here. Let's smoke. There's some niggas in here who born and raised in Chicago. born and raised in Chicago, never even seen this fucking place before. Yep. White people are sneak.
Starting point is 00:47:38 This is a cathedral. White people, a sneaker goddamn club on your ass that you ain't know nothing about. Yeah, every time I said, hey, we had the big theater. A nigga was like, where the fuck that's it, bro? I'm like, shit, well, I don't know. Hopefully not by the loop.
Starting point is 00:47:52 You know, I'm gonna get naked. This shit hide in here. Oh, yeah. They said, we've been in here too long. They don't cut the AC off. Yeah. Damn. Some of these bitches in here look just like me.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Built like D.C. on fly, yeah. The bitch built like D.C. on fly. The bitch, I forgot a town. Ha. Look at this thing, man. No. You got one of hood, bitch, that discipline her children. Sit out!
Starting point is 00:48:28 You better not let me say it again. Sit out. Look at this. nigga, man. Hey, man. This the fuck is frame. D.C. looked like the nigga who are way out of gram.
Starting point is 00:48:46 You say he looked like he weigh a gram? That nigga, way a gram out. The pit-ed dog boy, Nick. I got to put the gram on the scale. I sure was. I was a pet-ed-ed-dug-boy. I'd give you on the every time. 3-5-27. Grams 0.6
Starting point is 00:49:03 Nick my nigga said Hell no Hey I remember That's the only time Nick's no math It's when it's coming to wearing weed Nicker 3 527 Hell no brother
Starting point is 00:49:14 The equation that's all the way on You gotta carry that too Nigger I shorter the nigga so much I used to text a nigga like the weed And that nigga Ted be back talking about Man stop texting my phone I was like LOL you figure that out But that's why I don't buy weed from everybody
Starting point is 00:49:29 no more, bro. I bought a bag of weed from a nigga. I rolled a blunt. As soon as I finished, rolling the blunt. I looked the goddamn bag crawling across the table, me. Niggily them sold me a bagger with.
Starting point is 00:49:41 That bitch had a baby roach in it. Oh, my God. All the way across the table. Speaking of roach. There it go. And salute to all the motherfuckers in Chicago that smoke backwoods, because y'all are some gangster.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Them shit is $15 a pack down this motherfucker. Tripping, G. You tripping, G. For real, on phone them, and to the ladies that smoked backwoods, but none of y'all have been not had no gag reflex smoking them strong-ass shit. Bitch smoked backwards, she ain't got no job. Big broke having that.
Starting point is 00:50:12 If she just smoked backwards, you know she got three or four niggas that love him. Yeah. She fucking with all three of them, too. He's in no gag reflex. That's my man Telly Tubby Parker right there. Y'all name, he's from the west side. Big Telly, Tommy Parker.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Hell yeah, west side. That nigga, uh... Way out neck. That's my man, little pun right there. He looked like he... God damn. Boodin'all. Nick in the Trump.
Starting point is 00:50:39 You'll bet. Fuck that, baby. I'll laugh. He'll be all right. It's all good. He can borrow some neck from that nigga off Instagram they've been posting.
Starting point is 00:50:47 That nigga shit. That nigga shit was swow. That nigga shit looked like one of them Super Mario things off the real movie, them cumbas. Oh shit. Why do you start fucking with him? I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Because he just, when he stood up, I couldn't see nobody behind him. And I was like, wow, you're a large. You'd be fucking the tailgaze up, don't. You be fucking the tailgaze up, don't. I know you do. I bet you can't wait for Thanksgiving next week. Big nigger, you're going to eat all the shit you're supposed to. One plate, one plate ain't enough.
Starting point is 00:51:22 You're going to get two. He said, hoo. That nigga ain't eat no real food. That nigga eat enough. Man, Lee, he gonna eat that too. That nigga eat everything. He said, I'm eating chitlins and what? Chitlins and what?
Starting point is 00:51:45 He said chitlins and some shit. I never heard of before. You said chitlins and crescents? Dressin. Chilins and dressing. That thing said tacos and a croissant, nigger. That niggins said chitlins and dressing. you must have grew up rough than a motherfucker
Starting point is 00:52:00 who put that together fuck the turkey put the chitlin with the dressing he put that shit to be poe and just be they come separate he just put them together put the chitlets with the dressing now I got my chitlin dressing I'm gonna fuck him up come on you did your thing
Starting point is 00:52:16 on this chitlin dressing I don't make no goddamn chitlin dressing you do that he said it's going to the same place and it's staying in that place because you being in the motherfucker this would be a perfect time Shout out to all the aunties who can't cook. You just buy a drinks, paper plates, napkins. We need all you bitches.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Don't talk about it stacked up everywhere. Going to let all the kids spend the night at your house this weekend. Salute to all the people that's going to have the actual to-go place at their Thanksgiving dinner. And we ain't got to stick two plates together and wrap some aluminum foil. I have green juice all on my leg from trying to hold my plate. On the way to the house, nigga, all the green juice. Now my cornbread wet. My biscuit moist.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I'm gonna say this right now I'm gonna say this if whoever cooking the food ain't cussing everybody out I don't want none that boy were the best cooks because hey get your ass
Starting point is 00:53:10 at my goddamn kitchen the greens is on now the dressing don't make my goddamn cake fall get your ass out my motherfucker don't make my goddamn cake fall you make my goddamn cake fall you and the mugglers kids get out my goddamn kitchen
Starting point is 00:53:22 real that's some real hood shit Shout out to everybody who got to eat their plates standing up because the people who they eat over there, they got roaches. Shout out to that one mean-ass auntie trying to pretend like she ain't fucking with the family this year. Now, I'm going to set some food over there,
Starting point is 00:53:38 but I ain't going. I ain't putting up with that bullshit again. Y'all don't know how to fucking act when y'all get together. I got that bougie-ass auntie. She used to be rich in the 80s, but she fell off. And now she still act like she got money. I remember one Thanksgiving, she called in the house. And yeah, send one of them young boys out here to come
Starting point is 00:53:54 open my car door for me. We like nobody coming out there to let you in. Auntie, get your old ass out the car. It ain't 82 no more. You ain't selling dope no more. You didn't fell off, Auntie. My auntie made the turkey left that bitch in the bag.
Starting point is 00:54:10 You know the little bag with the givlinz. They've been left the bag in there, bro. We got to throw this shit away. She's about to kill a whole family. Yeah. I love Thanksgiving. I think that might be my favorite holiday, though, just because you get to give with your family.
Starting point is 00:54:25 My family. That niggas get to talk shit. Not mine. Your family can't cook. They can't cook. None of them? I'm trying to figure out who house. Man, my fault.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Oh, man. They just cook with thanks at the can. They'd be like, nigger, be thankful. Damn. I thought old people were the ones that throw down, fly. No, I got the old people that be thankful old, not, mm, slave old. Oh, man. That nigga said, mm-hmm, slave old.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Be me, nigg, you know, my mom used to force me to eat spinach. She wants me to eat spinach, nigga. Spinish good. Nick, I'm throwing it up. She said, eat the throw up, nigga. Oh, my God. That nigga flower was raised by goddamn Antoine Fisher mother. God damn.
Starting point is 00:55:06 She wonder why I'm crazy. I'm crazy in the head. Mama, you made me this way, bitch. My mama used to try to trick me in the eating shit. Anybody else's parents used to say shit like this? That's all. You will eat it before it eats you. What the fuck does that mean? All the hood, niggas, no, when you don't want to eat shit, how you do it?
Starting point is 00:55:29 You spread that shit around on the plate? Yeah, I'm going to put the greens over here, put some tomatoes over here. She's going to think I ate all that shit. That is. She come over there and be like, mm-hmm, you ate a bipe. You grew up in the house like I did. All my family living in the same house. Everybody eat different shit.
Starting point is 00:55:46 My auntie used to eat this shit called Liverworth, nigger. I don't know if you ever heard of that shit. You ever heard of liverwurst, thing? She tried to make me eat a liverworse sandwich one day, boy, I set up the table all day. Take a bite out of it. It smell funny. I'm married.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Nigga, what is the fucking... Liver worse? What that is? Liver worse. It's like, I don't know what it is, my nigga, but people eat that shit. Anybody ain't know what a liver worse is? Of course you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:12 She's talking about, I know what a leather is. Or whatever it is, nigga. And I know what a liver is, me. That bitch eats sardines out the can. She knows everything. She eat like a construction worker. Eat like a nigga in jail. Have me them sardines right there.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Give me them soda crackers in them sardine. Now, I grew up all the sardine, but I had a bidsie stack. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro.
Starting point is 00:56:50 And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adventure should never come with a pause button.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Remember the movie pass era? Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents and I could not stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd. Host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines. like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass the company that he founded. His story is wild
Starting point is 00:58:00 and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong, those kids are wearing Jordans, they're wearing Kobe's shirt,
Starting point is 00:58:17 they're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a black founder. Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like. They're not going to describe someone who looks like me and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app,
Starting point is 00:58:35 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side.
Starting point is 00:59:11 My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Hey, man, you already know what time it is your boy, D.C. on fly. Chico Bean. Hey, Carlos Miller. Jacksonville, we're coming back. Uh-oh. 85 South Show, December 6th. Huh?
Starting point is 00:59:55 What we're going, man? You're going to Jacksonville? I know, but what we're going, though? The Jacksonville, Times Union Center. Times Union Center. I knew y'all. I knew y'all. Times Union Center.
Starting point is 01:00:04 I knew. I thought they got to take. I knew. I knew. I got. I knew. I got. I had it, but I didn't want to say it the wrong way.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Jacksonville ain't that big. All we all we all got to do is go to Jacksonville. We can find this show. Man, where I just know. I just know it was the Union. Just pull up. You know what? I thought it was a bank.
Starting point is 01:00:20 It's a Thursday. At 7 p.m. It's one show. One show, bro. We're going one show only. Once the show sell out, we're on here enough. One show? We might have to add another show.
Starting point is 01:00:31 How many to see? A cup. It's the union center. Don't worry about. The Jacksonville Times, Jr. Get what? Go get the ticket. And when you look them up, and you see they sold out.
Starting point is 01:00:42 What a thing about adding up? I had another show. I saw you know what you have to go. There's some money to eat a high. My mom is jail. Some jail, bread, niggins, he used to take the sardis, boys, some noodles and noodles, brunch, some burritos, and some gitos, and some jitos, take some cheese, put that shit in there, take that shit with that shit, and I love that, cook that shit, and she said, that's that dip. How long did you like that for? She said, that's that dip for a bitch. Do you? She said, oh, and you're fucking that nigger that with the jill. She was like, ooh, that nigg I made that for me. First day he came on. You made that dip for a bitch. I was having to school.
Starting point is 01:01:18 You are really like that's why you got a fucking hood chicken. They appreciate everything you do. Wow. You know she called tour hunger. What's y'all, everything? This type of, bitch, beach toilet, he and eating. That's what you're talking about?
Starting point is 01:01:33 Bitch, this thing is like, chef, like, yeah. What are you talking about? Did he make this forgett his stuff? This is not forgettable. The movie was 10 second to back. Oh my god. He put some jiffed in it, bitch.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Then he took, like, two different flavors from two different packs up with them. What type of flavor? Shrimp and bees, bitch, and he mixed them, and licks that shit on, and they put some cheese on that old. You put that shit on that shit? You put that shit in there? He put that shit in there. He put that shit like we did this shit with the Dorito, bitch. Oh.
Starting point is 01:02:12 You got to be gay. He looked at too cursed, bitch. Dude, that's my gift, but he'd be cooking all the types of shit. He'd be coming all types of shit. You gotta be the nigger that she'd brag her home girl. Do a whole bunch of little shit and add up to some bitch shit. Like, sometimes when you ride the children, get pull up and go to the snow at you. You want some?
Starting point is 01:02:40 Because every hood bitch love to go to the snow. Ask her what she wants you on here like she don't know. Oh, man. Oh, my God. And then she said some great shit. What did you? Don't think you're gonna do you. Fuck you want out of here.
Starting point is 01:02:56 Take your country and said that little peace my name for playing. You know what the fuck you all. I have a kid. I got a question to y'all. Hello, chick. That's how you know the pussy good. When your girl eat stupid-ass snacks.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Oh, yeah. She comes out of the store with a high pepper or a pack of peanut and some strawberry. Here in that way. How are you? I put some hot and warm because she's staying healthy. Like, what is it going?
Starting point is 01:03:20 Hey, was that shit shot in Chicago would be in the bag? You look at the bag and be greasing in the arm. And plow back and coming like a brown bag. Oh, you ain't in the cheek. You ain't in the shit. Not your flame of house. That's where...
Starting point is 01:03:36 Look at you in the hood, bitch for real. She said, is this great? Not your flame the house. Stop talking to her. This nigga right here says, shit. Get a goddamn thing. All the school men's shit.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Y'all done. Yeah, you mean. Brown band. Ain't got my shit I eat in it. Oh, no. That's a brown day. Can you come in a brown day? And you're going to give me some clues
Starting point is 01:04:06 so I can gas for it, no? No, I did shit. But the fact that I did in there, she knew exactly when the fuck I would talk about. I was talking about. I am. Oh, this thing said, a water out. There's there nobody drinking those water out.
Starting point is 01:04:19 She's, she's still a drink. This is going to get a whole year. Hey, what's up, man? People have been asking me, what is the website that I can go to to make bets online? And I'm telling you, it's my bookie. That's M-Y-B-O-K-I-E. That's the site to hit. I'm telling you, bro.
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Starting point is 01:05:19 I can't even find a 40 ounce. You're giving that goddamn pussy up off a 40. Bro, y'all stop playing, bro. What do you find a 40 ounce? Who's fucking at me? They don't need put them in a refrigerator no more. You gotta buy my cases, bitch. You don't want to, y'all playing.
Starting point is 01:05:32 You don't want to fuck her. Oh, I'll fuck up. That's the lady who tried to fuck you and you'd be scared and be wondering where everybody in. She held you behind the couch. Go on stop playing. Girl, I'm not trying to go on. Put your shit back on. Hey, come get you a friend.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Fuck that, not me. Ah, come on that big, buddy-ass, nigga, dick out. Come on, then. Come on, man, you want to play a ride. Come on. You can look at the people and tell this. They didn't know this shit was going to be like this.
Starting point is 01:06:03 There's some ladies sitting over there like. Yep, you ain't that way else far. I don't, bitch you at that spin. D.C., you're going to jump over the couch with your dick out. and she could be like, huh, this is your son. I'm gonna like, that nigga, cool that hell, okay. Niggas, they never take care of that kid.
Starting point is 01:06:23 They go act like, yeah, that nigga, you're about that. I thought about it. I thought about being a good father. Hey, fuck y'all for going like that when I took my hat off. Motherfuck I said, ooh, shit. Boy, your head ain't big and fuck, Chico. It is, nigga. I'm talking about.
Starting point is 01:06:43 retarded stupid. Yep. Show is. My shit been this big as I was a little boy. I can't help it. I remember my uncle told my mom, he was like, hey man, start letting that nigger sleep on a twin-sized bed. Because if you don't, that nigga, body ain't going to grow right. You got to hang that big head
Starting point is 01:06:59 and nigga off the bottom. Hang him upside down, nigga head long than a motherfucker. Your head! You had to get a fool, man, because your hat. I feel dumb as fuck with this hat on, J-O-N. What do you be thinking with this hat on? Does his hat give you powers? This shit looked like...
Starting point is 01:07:21 You couldn't sleep with a kid, man. That nigga, my uncle said, hang that nigga upside down so his body will grow right. My head been big for a long. Salute all the big-haired niggas in the world, man. Be proud of your shit. So how old you are when you got a grown man bed?
Starting point is 01:07:46 Nigga, I always slept in a grown man bed, nigga. Boy, it took me a long time, but I got me a grown man bed. You still can not sleep in a grown man bed. You're so skinny. I swore on everything, but it took me like I was like 21 before I realized I went in a full bed. What was you sleeping in? The twin. I thought it was full from head to tell.
Starting point is 01:08:07 I was like, yeah, I was sleeping in the dorm room bed until he was 21. When your knees can reach it. It's a fool bag. I didn't know. I was still in the twin. I went on my partner house and said a fool of bed. I was like,
Starting point is 01:08:22 but it's a queen, ain't it? You're like, no, this is a fool. I said, you bullshit. I didn't think. I was like, you bullshit. I ain't got that side. Oh, I'm still in a twin. That boy.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Salute everybody. It's still somebody. Somebody here on the twin side. I'll go away. It's probably that big maker too. He just do that shit just for fun. Yeah, my whole back hangs off the back of it. The fucked up part. Somebody here ain't even got no bed, bro. Them nays sleep on a twin size blow up bed. I don't give a fuck, bro. I ain't had no bedspread. I had, uh, the wood boy. So when that shit slide, that motherfucker, be leaning, but I had to head tear that bitch, help me lift it bed up it. Put this boy on, uh-uh,
Starting point is 01:09:08 apparently a pound live, bitch. Y'all got to sleep in one position. Uh-uh, that she used to be crazed because when the beach's come in my house, shit, she'd be standing up, but then she's sitting down. She's like, what I'm gonna see? Like, bitch, you gotta get on the bed. She's like this on the edge of the bed. Uh-uh, well you got a twin, you gotta sit it on, you gotta sit it onto the wall. So when you got company, you gotta get all the way on the way into the wall, Nick.
Starting point is 01:09:37 Nick, you're like Spider-Man on the motherfucking wall. She's like, where I'm gonna sit? Shit, bitch. out of the room, shit. You look, hey, you pretty much got the whole bed. Hey, you get coupled in a row. Yeah, shit. Cut the that place up.
Starting point is 01:09:55 Good shit, man. That's how you know she cares about it. If she fucked you on that little bit of ass bed. That's what everybody who went to college was fucking on their freshman year, a twin-sized bed. Everybody fucked on a twin-sized bed. Twin-saved my life.
Starting point is 01:10:09 That's how you know how to fuck from the side. That's on the way you can fuck. Look your leg up. Because if you try to hit the bitch from the back, somebody's sliding off that motherfucker name. But just like D.C. said, you're to move the bed close to the wall, not that cold-a-wall hitting your ass. Nigger. Nigger. Hey, hey, give me the blanket. This shit is stupid.
Starting point is 01:10:28 So many nights I felt that pain. Hey, my ass cold. But that's the thing, no, ain't shit like growing up in the hood, man, hood shit. That makes us who we all. I love beard, nigger. Like, it's the funnest shit in the world. Like, that's why I be getting on my daughter, man, because she don't like to go outside.
Starting point is 01:10:47 I'm like, do you know what the fuck is out there? Everything. Everything is out there. It's nothing but it's everything. Salute to all my niggas who would have took the ass whoopin to go outside, my name. Nigger. I'm coming, y'all. I just got my ass whoop.
Starting point is 01:11:01 I'm coming. Hey, ain't that crazy, though? As a kid, you knew how to decide what was worth an ass whoopin? Shit, I'm already in trouble, man. Let's go where they can't see us. Yep. Keep this shit going. If I'm gonna get an ass whoopin,
Starting point is 01:11:14 I might as well get a whole goddamn ass whoopping. It's the same ass whooping anyway. You said, nothing wrong. Y'all remember playing in the dirt? Just doing this shit, you don't even know what this is. Just, ah. Don't give a fuck. That should have kill you now.
Starting point is 01:11:29 Kids go outside now and play in the dirt. You got to go to the emergency room. Yep. What the fuck happened to him? He was outside. Then he came back in. Got Ebola. But you got to understand, man,
Starting point is 01:11:40 for us, for all of my, fuckers in here, nigga, they couldn't have had social media when we was little kids. Hell no. Imagine somebody getting a hide-and-go-get-it game on film, nigga, oh my God. What the fuck was we hiding and going to get? You knew what you was going to get.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Niggas was freaky as fuck when we was little, Nick. Let's play hide and go get it. And don't be from a hood like me when you got a laundry room, nigga. Oh, man, all the project niggas with the laundry room. That's where you get your first shot of everything at in the laundry room, nigga. In the lingerie room,
Starting point is 01:12:11 But downstairs in the little motherfucking back section of the building, nigga. But y'all niggas from Chicago, y'all had Cabrity Green and shit. Y'all n'nig was on the roof. Shit, he ain't gonna get the, dick hard ain't gonna get hard on the roof. Shit.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Not in the cold weather, it ain't. Shit, I'm like, what wrong? I'm like, shit, bitch, I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need it. Y'all motherfuck, that's the thing Chicago projects was real as fuck, nigga. Y'all here with the Addaby Wheels, nigga, the Cabrini Green.
Starting point is 01:12:40 What's another? Chicago is really pretty, though. I don't like how they just make a scene like this shit just crazy crazy. It printed down about Crown area but don't come on to the south side, bitch, no. Stay away about Crown area. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Nigger, I love Chicago. What's you say to Batman? I can't hear you sound like a children choir. I don't know what you said. Chicago, the only city where you can pull up to the store with your girl. She'd go up in that bitch and go get some swishers, Dutches, come out with some lemon heads.
Starting point is 01:13:11 And some tights, my name. Somebody want to give me hands, huh? And some tights. She come out the liquor store with an outfit, my name. That's what I'm saying, Chicago, man. Shut out to the boosters that's still boosted, bitch, you're risking your life for nothing. One of the most gangster cities in the world. Chicago is coming out with a bag full of socks.
Starting point is 01:13:33 And be gone. On phone, Mr. Trish, 25. It better be cold, Miss. Better be cold, bitch. Give me three pads of the size, miss. Y'all got all types of shit
Starting point is 01:13:47 Chicago. Y'all got Chicago gangis and y'all got the Chicago players. Niggins that be having a furze and shit on, nigger, for no reason. This nigga's checking the mail. Them thing that's me trying to fuck your auntie. Oh, yeah. That's why I fuck would do it die hard
Starting point is 01:14:00 because they're the greatest motherfucker R&B singing rap group ever. Tokyo shit. I'm telling you. Them niggas, you think. Well, yeah, you already know when they come through when you know what I'm going to do. take a bitch to the motherfuckin' top and I hit her with the drop.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Oh, bitch you. Is Johnny P. coming. You're right. Oh, ride. Do you want to ride? Like this niggas. Rest of peace, Johnny P. Man, he don't get the credit he deserved.
Starting point is 01:14:31 That nigga was amazing. I like when the nigger was singing shit and they wasn't even worse. Can you smoke it right with a backseat of? What is that? I want one of them right now. Oh, fuck a Ben. That's why Al-Qaeda the greatest. That nigger took the letter O and I and put it together and turned that shit and said.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Like that shit is amazing. We might be family because I do that shit. I was doing that shit in school. We were. Yeah, yeah. You'll hit an O-W-I. I don't want to be here.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Where, here. Go to the principal lover. I don't give a fuck. Oh, why. Excuse me.
Starting point is 01:15:31 No matter what you say. Say the lady right there has on a yellow shirt. you see how everybody got they was like when you say our killing yeah but that niggins be sold out every every time he's because he the greatest man as far as what he do i think we should look at people that's the thing i think that's what's wrong with the world man we pay too much attention to other people's lives and forget to worry about the most important life and that's your own motherfucking life stop worrying about what about yourself bitch stop looking at me exactly live your life and that's the thing I appreciate the people I don't look at famous people and
Starting point is 01:16:11 try to get into what they do personally whatever you do that's what I'm looking for you to do if you're a dancer then you dance I don't give a fuck what you do when you finish dancing nigga that ain't none of my business you a dancer I'll Kelly sing R&B music he's one of the greatest to ever pick up a microphone outside of that give a fuck what that nigga do I don't care ain't of my business I mind my own business me that's what everybody need to do stop worrying about everybody else business nigga mind your own Real talk. Watch how your dream
Starting point is 01:16:37 start coming true when you stop being on Instagram commenting in the shade room comments on some shit that happened on love and hip-hop get pitch no better she shouldn't even bitch
Starting point is 01:16:46 no you know better get your life together clear your kids up niggas got snout on his nose exactly I can't stand on a snout of that who can't put your name what
Starting point is 01:16:57 what what that nigga says Chicago that sounds like your dad in there Carlos go out there close that garage Do that nigga drunk and they got damn flies and shit in here. I'm trying to cook my goddamn salty
Starting point is 01:17:11 You didn't not come to the edge. He's gonna fall over his drunk ass I said come on go loo and then the funny part is the Chicago niggins just gonna move that and they got the way sit back down y'all keep going that's on that nigger No, they're gonna roast that nigga, hey Joe goofy is hell he didn't fell off the motherfucker Bounder Joe Goofy his hell, yeah he flipped over the motherfucker there you go he at the edge y'all look there you know what's up dick Three, two, one. What's up, bro? You good?
Starting point is 01:17:40 You all right? Look a nigga like, man. That nigga better sit his head down. Oh, that goof-ass shit. I'm folding. Sit your hand down, Joe. That nigga is twisted. You know when the nigga twisted when he started doing,
Starting point is 01:17:55 yeah, hey. But the nigga lose control of his arms. Now, but on some real shit, sit down before you fall. Yeah, well, I want you to fall. You lean in it. in this shit, my name. Yeah, you sit down, well. You ain't acting like you at a graduation.
Starting point is 01:18:08 You didn't think nobody was gonna make it. Ah! Look at the girl who rode with him. I'm not with him. Yes, she is. Look at her. She's sitting right now. Hey, stay down. Higuer and curse you to fuck out.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Bit what the fuck you're talking about. We made it. It's hard been around Trump, motherfuckers when he's sober. What's up, Nick? What on Nick? Whoa! Whoa, that nigga tripping ain't. That nigga happy hell.
Starting point is 01:18:38 He could wait. I got a detention. Bring that out here. Stupid-eyed, nigga, no. When you're on your ass, boy. They said that shit in the back, stupid eye, boy. The nigger wanted to say that shit is from the air, by him. You happy hell, look.
Starting point is 01:18:52 She's the fucking happened, though. You with a girl? What happened? What's up? Oh, she just stole D.C. hat. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she got it. She only didn't know in mind.
Starting point is 01:19:01 She's thinking yours. Hey, D.C. What's up? Your head gonna smell like E. What you say? Hold, hold, hello. What? What?
Starting point is 01:19:12 What do you say? What do you say? The Roach? Uh-oh. We're in Chicago. Look at four them. Look at four them standing up. Like, hold up.
Starting point is 01:19:30 Hold up. You goofy hell, bro. I'm about to roast his eye. I would, but I can't see your ass. You bought your ticket too late. Stupid ass, boy, that fuck wrong with you. Boy, y'all ain't said to talk. You ain't need drunk, ugly, niggled, you just act you're drunk.
Starting point is 01:19:46 I told you we're going to work, man, stupid ass. What are you from, Joe? Um, damn. Damn. Fuck you be. Damn. You ain't need from here. They already know you.
Starting point is 01:20:04 Yo ass from down there so well. Drug-ass-a-niggin' rope park. That's that suburban shit, yeah. Y'all don't fuck with the suburban shit in the city. They yell. Nick got his shirt took deal. Dumb-assad boy. They got an undershirt on.
Starting point is 01:20:21 Well, sit your whole lad now. What did you say? Oh, that's an 85 shirt. D.C., you roasting a shadow. How can you see that name? I can just go off the voice. I'm thinking what he looked like. Like, yep, the nink got on the undershirt, uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Keep talking, I'm just forming you in my mind. The nigger got on sandals with socks on. He a truck driving on Thursdays. Keep talking. He's got to imagine what you look like, Slim. A nigga cried when the comic book, niggott died. He can save my life.
Starting point is 01:21:01 Shut your ass up. You don't know him. Come on, Joe. He bogus his hell, lady, Shorty. On phone now. Keep talking, nigga, I'm forming you. Uh-huh, he'll work out his legs in the gym. Come on.
Starting point is 01:21:20 You done? You done? huh oh okay oh hey hey hey hey hey hey and they got an android that nigger right there must have been drinking some he wanted to record the show but it's blaring that nigga ain't his drunk awesome Cisco you ain't even drinking on regular shit he like no no no music i want to give me that a business silently he on a mb 2020 90 hey man who is this nigga what's your name joe stop talking to this I'm about to say, man, we might need to turn the lights up so we can see who the fuck this nigga is.
Starting point is 01:22:09 Oh, huh. Oh! That nigga used to be big. That nigga got tities on his arm. Ugly, do your arm like this, flapper. Hey! Your head shaped like a big toe, niggas, sit your ass down. Top toe head having that head, never.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Camp counselor about it having that ass. Look at him, look at him. Tending on the coach looking at, fuck wrong with you. Your team, sorry, ugly, boy. You still in the money, sit down. You ain't got no kids, but you love kids. Stupid, man, bud. Who little boy this is this?
Starting point is 01:22:49 What's your name, bud? Damn, that shit up there really look like some high school rafter. Salute to my niggas up top. We can see y'all. Hey. Hey. This shit crazy, bro. Come on in there, bro.
Starting point is 01:23:03 This bill is old than a motherfucker though. I'm talking about, oh, I'm gonna tear you in this bitch. You could tell James Brown perform here. I feel it. She tearing it up over there. That's the case inside. Hey! What's up with you?
Starting point is 01:23:19 Show me, I'll show you something. This shit looked like season three of Comic View. Exactly. We're in here. You show me something. I show you some. Oh shit, I can see you in the light. Whoa, you boo.
Starting point is 01:23:32 Damn! Nick, mean machine and him all for the boy. Hey, yeah. They think it looked like big punting this bitch. Chico, he looked like... Don't want to be a player no more. Hey, hey, hey, hold on. I thought to play out of this fuck a lot.
Starting point is 01:23:49 He looked like the security guard. He'd be like, sorry, bro, no hats, man. Yeah, no hats, no ball shirts, bro. I don't make the rules, buddy-tale like El de Barge, nigger. What are you... What are you from, nigga? He from the west side. Alright, my nigga.
Starting point is 01:24:06 You wanted to the white people that was a sepid, okay? That's my nigga right there. You know what the matter. He got that Puerto Rican slick back me. That's what it is. We can see the people in here. Look at a man, you tired in the motherfucker. She didn't fell asleep three times in this bitch.
Starting point is 01:24:20 This ain't son to school. They lied to your ass. She might be on a perk, leave her alone. Everybody in this bitch, scared in here. They're like, bitch, the lights is on, bitch. Bitch, put your head down. Man, man, bitch, put your hood on you. That's a plan right there.
Starting point is 01:24:44 Yeah, y'all lay in dress the like. Yeah, y'all ain't dressed a man. He'll be like, go in there and dress like me. You see my man right there with the motherfuckin' nigger the coming to American neck, remember? Remember when the father came back to get him from the motherfucking projects my son works you got yeah that my son works should you neck around your look they go jade pick it they go jade pick it in front of matrix oh ah damn you got them
Starting point is 01:25:15 you got your head done like cynthia off the road grass guy Hey, man, y'all remember the Cynthia dog? That's them Cynthia's right here. Yeah, Jessica gonna kick your ass. Oh, shit. I can't take y'all niggas nowhere. Hey, man. But on some real shit, though, I got to show a lot of love, man.
Starting point is 01:25:47 My nigga, Tala Pair is in this motherfucker. Oh. He came to fuck with us, dog. Talapeer. Turn their love. They go to get up. Oh, Jill. What's up?
Starting point is 01:25:58 Jiu. Hey, y'all. And y'all see what you were doing with that mic. Oh, yeah. They want bullshit. She go, why this nigga got his face pursed up on his hand like this? What is this nigga look like Toad from Mario 4-0-0-0-2? Do-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Starting point is 01:26:18 What nigga sit like this, bro? That nigga, comfortable in hell. This nigga trying to present his face. Hey. Look at Dad with the Can-Go. I see your ass smooth-ass, nigga. Calm and ass. That's, nigga, you with the can go.
Starting point is 01:26:35 Nick, like, who got on the can go? You. Yeah. That shit plays perfect on his head. He don't need to know. Like a hell of an Uber driver. Where are you going? I take you any way you need to go.
Starting point is 01:26:45 Hey, who was a kid that called all the women queen. Who we got in there be right now, D.C.? Emergency rope. Her head looked like emergency rope. Her head looked like emergency rope. Lead these people to fucking alone. Hey, I say they didn't turn the lights up in there, bitch. We're about to roast the crowd.
Starting point is 01:27:10 The lady's still clutching on that fucking black and mild. Yeah, it's going down in this bitch. We in Chicago, and you already know this shit lit. My man right there got the dreadlocks, but his headlight won't stop doing the moonwalk. Yeah. The J-O-Win, you didn't put that goofy hat on again. Now you fucking up.
Starting point is 01:27:34 That's his stinking cap, stupid-a-l-boy. I can't wait to get old and tell all the little niggins that he's stupid. Hey, get out my face, a little stupid-ha man. Why are you so mean? I'm at that phase of my life. What next year I'm calling everybody, young people. Young people. This shit sounds like we're about to win a championship, nigg.
Starting point is 01:27:57 friendship, nigga. Yeah. We're going. Hold on. Bring it. Bang. Oh, this is the song. My side, bitch.
Starting point is 01:28:06 And my main. Chicago. Oh, yo. Look, yeah. All shit, all shit. What we've been to tell. I just can't perform in front of saxophones, nigger. This shit's sad as hell.
Starting point is 01:28:26 There you go, nigga put some. Hey, turn up, one time, turn up, hey, turn up. I think I fucked it up. I think I broke it. I broke it. It still work. Ooh, there it cool. Ooh, we don't work.
Starting point is 01:28:47 We don't work. We don't hurt. There it go. There it goes. There it goes. Hold on whoa, look at y'all y'all already like a fuck fucking this, look. Ready.
Starting point is 01:29:03 Take it to the house, n'n coloca. Oh! Hey. Hey. See, we're for them. Where we going? What we're going? We're in the Shot Town, bitch.
Starting point is 01:29:13 Hey, we in the Shot Town, Oh, whoa. We're in the Shot Town, bitch. Hey, we're in the Shot Town, bitch. We're in the Shot Town, bitch. Hey, we're in the Shot Town, bitch. Who, we're in the Shot Town, bitch. Hey, we're in the shoutout. I'm gonna go now, on phone now, on bro now, on phone now, on phone now, on bro now, on phone now, on bro now, on phone now, on phone now, on phone now, on bro now, on phone now, oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:29:42 Get it, who. You fuck me up. I didn't know. Fuck me up. He fuck me up. Oh. What's your fan to say? Chicago, we in this bitch, the best side, that's that west side.
Starting point is 01:30:00 Where you from, hold up, get your mouth wide, where you from, put it up in from the south side. Dang, get me a bit. That nigger drunk up there, he almost fell down the stairs. That nigger drunk up there, he almost fell over the chair. Yeah. Girl Look at this bitch She didn't even know
Starting point is 01:30:24 Where she was Bitch you at a show We and shit got gold Girl, I see your panties And your period is home Gang-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi-Gi And the period is all It's all
Starting point is 01:30:44 It's all It's all It's on, niggas. I can't stand you, niggins. What is the fly? It's what? It's what? It's on.
Starting point is 01:30:57 It's what? It's on. It's what? It's on. It's on. It's on. It's on. Amen.
Starting point is 01:31:06 It's on. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, on. Oh, on. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:31:16 Oh. Oh. Dude, what the fuck is with you, man? This shit is amazing. We can't. Turn it down. Oh, shit. Hey.
Starting point is 01:31:34 Hey, bro. You already know this is the 85 South show. We came to Chicago and sold out two shows. You already know we the shit. They fucking with us in Chicago. with us in Chicago because you know we live here. Oh, we love Chicago. We love Chicago.
Starting point is 01:31:57 Hell, yeah. Where the fucking spiral. I want me some fish and some pussy in my grits. Pussy in my grits. Yes. I fuck with the real Chicago bench is real. When you come to Chicago, you got to get you a chick that like to get her fish from shark is, my nigga.
Starting point is 01:32:17 She's like these. Sharkis. Yeah. Sharks. That's what it is. Hey, leave my nigger alone. That's the one. Sharks.
Starting point is 01:32:30 What the fucking shark hearts? Nigger, they serve shark meat. For real. They don't, but they got some good-ass fish in that bitch. Shark meat. And shark. What a fuck the sharks had in Chicago. Ah ha!
Starting point is 01:32:45 On the south side, Nick. Don't go over them. Y'all got sharks? They do. Where the sharks at? Where the sea at? What? Where's the sea?
Starting point is 01:33:01 Where's the ocean? It ain't one. So how they bring the sharks here? They got a lake. Ain't no sharks in the lake. But they got one, though. nigga why would you bring sharks all right to Chicago and sell them hey man shut the fuck up because they got to sell they got to sell them this this too high right now
Starting point is 01:33:28 I don't know where the fuck they get the sharks from I thought it was just the name I don't know if they even sell sharks in that bitch but they don't they bring sharks in Chicago the niggas stole them they robbed the shark people ain't Ain't nobody saying, nigga, they got sharks down the street. Them bitch is bussing on phone them. That's how the nigga said it. Nigger came up and was like, hey, they got sharks down the street. The bitch is bussing on phone them grave.
Starting point is 01:33:55 Nica, go get, let's go down there and get these sharks. Nica, grab them pipes. You got to show me what a motherfucking shark me. Fuck, and we'll just go to Herald, nigga, get some mouths. So. I'm watching Who fuck with? Yeah, that shit good.
Starting point is 01:34:16 Who fuck with Harrow's? Harrow's so good. Harals and Uncle Remus. I got some... Hey, I fuck with that Miles song so much. I got some backstage in my jacket pocket. That's a good dinner bitch. They got them, they got them,
Starting point is 01:34:32 Harold chicken was so good. I was there walking around with a piece of it in my pocket, thing. The best part of it. The best part of it. I've been eating this shit since I got him. When that white bread be up on all the chicken and shit and then soak up all that motherfucking mouth sauce.
Starting point is 01:34:46 Nick, there'd be so much sauce on the bread. The bread be about this goddamn big. Oh. That bread gets stuck to my thumbs. You have the top of your roof of your mouth. I'd be like... I'd be like... They're like Jim Curry, Nick.
Starting point is 01:35:07 They'd be like, what's wrong, fly? Your man It's your man Amen Y'all have a good time tonight, man Chicago, did y'all fuck with us tonight, man?
Starting point is 01:35:23 Y'all wanted to We love Chicago We love Chicago Oh, o'u-oh-oh-oh Rolling through the hood Just by the same whatsoever Oh, oh, oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:41 Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Yeah. Yeah. I sound like heaven. Heaven. What?
Starting point is 01:35:58 What? What? What? What? What, nigger? I don't know why this nigger. Keep yelling at me. What the fuck you want?
Starting point is 01:36:08 Here this nigger go again. Nigger, you ugly as fuck. What the fuck do you want? Did that nigger go again? What? He got tities on his arms. Flap, flap, flap, flap. Flap, flap, flap.
Starting point is 01:36:25 He got tities on his arms. He got lifeguards on his arms. Flap. Push him in the water. He's gonna flow. What did this nigga want, bro? Yeah, this nigga beefing it up. Hey, Carlo, Carlo.
Starting point is 01:36:46 What the fuck, man? He's gonna float. Push him in a water with the shark meat. He's gonna flow. Yo, that microphone is a bad. They're not selling shark meat. They selling his arms. They think the nigger arms.
Starting point is 01:37:06 Nicky, oh, I'm shocked meet, nigga. You're stupid, bro. Ha, ha, ha. I fucking hate that. This is the funniest shit in the world, nigga. Oh, my God. Bro, we got to get the fuck out of here. We got to get out the big theater in Chicago.
Starting point is 01:37:36 The white people say we got a fool Fuck them Let's run the bill up Let's run the bill up Fuck them Run the bill up Fuck deal up Run the bill up
Starting point is 01:37:51 Run the bill up Run a what? Run a what? Run a what? Run a bill up Run a fuck them Hey, everybody Stand on the couch Fish in the air Fuck them
Starting point is 01:38:06 Let me get out for this table breaks My nigga fuck them What we doing at DC? Run the bill up Hey, run the bill up Run the bill up My nigga fuck them Run the bill up
Starting point is 01:38:22 Run the bill up Run the bill up My nigga fuck them Chicago! Hey, hey, hey, hey We are the 85 South show Yeah, yeah This is Carlos Miller.
Starting point is 01:38:37 This is D.C. on Fly. I'm Chico Bean. We love the shit out, y'all in Chicago. Thank y'all, man. Fuck them. Hey, and we run the bill out. We run the bill up. We run the bill up.
Starting point is 01:38:53 My nigga, fuck them. Yeah. Let me get a little. Like that, every book we go. They're like, man. It's time her to get up out of it. And fuck that, man. Want to be a little on the show.
Starting point is 01:39:14 Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Another one. My brothers and me. Yeah. Damn it.
Starting point is 01:39:23 Now that is what I call an assassination. I'm like, do that fucking with people in the audience, bro. That's what they love the most. Because they love people who come to the show to see you, but they want you to see you to see you. them too. You get what I'm saying? That made that niggins night who was screaming.
Starting point is 01:39:39 Oh yeah, what? Let the niggins fuck with him! Carlos! And they're gonna be at the meet, he's gonna be at the meeting, he's gonna be at the meeting, he's got an old episode that's a person that's for him. This is his favorite one. He's gonna tell everybody about this. You see what I'm saying? You're about here, man. My daughter's shows, man.
Starting point is 01:40:01 Thank you so much, man. Appreciate you. I appreciate you. That was fun to watch. I appreciate you for the auto-tune shit. Trust you have with them and yo, and your, uh, T-C? Let's get it to, you know, I get another one, man, yeah. That is.
Starting point is 01:40:19 And you use that, you use them on my boss, that it? Yeah, I use it a little bit in my, in my show, and I use it on the podcast, so, yeah, it's fun. Yeah, so y'all got a gift. Thank you, brother. Appreciate you, Frank. I'm going to stay. I'm going to steal this. Who is this?
Starting point is 01:40:41 Who is this? I'm going to steal it. I love this. Great. We got Janet in this bitch. We got Janet in this bitch. Don't beat me up though. I was nervous.
Starting point is 01:40:53 I was like, they're going to beat me up. Oh, Lord. I ain't go beat me up. Goochie boots. What's what you doing? Gochi boo? You can't feel like that at work. I know, not at all.
Starting point is 01:41:04 Say I let him know when you got him head. What you're going to Chicago, Gucci? You got I live in Gary. That's what I'm going to Chicago. I love it, man. Don't say, you know, I thought in your eyes. I fuck with Gary in Hammondon. Okay, there you go.
Starting point is 01:41:16 There you go. I used to coach somebody in Hamby. Oh, yeah. You know this a bunch. That was like 10 years ago. I used to know somebody knew. I was like, what? I'm from Detroit, too.
Starting point is 01:41:26 Oh, okay. You always do. Oh, I'm on time. Oh, I'm on time. Lord, thank you for bringing this whole team together. I thank you for the relationships and the bond that we have, but I thank you for two shows of our shows as it continue to bless the people with the talents that you've given us, Lord.
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