The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Christianee Porter Episode | Ep. 63

Episode Date: January 6, 2017

Happy New Year! Christianee Porter is taking over the internet with her hilarious comedy and sketches. For the first episode of the year, we brought her in to talk to DC Young Fly about the Chris Brown versus BIG Soulja Boy fight & hat the hell happened with his Facebook Live in the hood feed? Of course we got freestyles, #thispodcastisfor and a few characters that Christianee invited. This show will have you in tears! Download, subscribe and share! #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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really need to just kill yourself for real you got about five different names christening no but christening different characters I get introduced yeah I got some more I'm gonna split personality I'm about to get really in-depth and ask some really personal questions like at what age did you discover yourself stuff like Just questions that we made up. These are real intense questions that nobody is. Your relationship with Bobby Brown?

Yeah, I don't want to talk about that. Why not? You don't listen to Bob Brown? Well, because the backlash, I think I'll get from it. Oh, okay. Because the red and the blue is getting along sidebush. Man, we gonna keep the message going. Right here, Chad.

I don't know, Chad. But fix it, bro. Help, you know, Chad kind of, That is so bad. Don't do that, bro. Don't lie to no reason. It's not to hurt nobody. That's going to put you in, that's what we can do.

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Yeah. You seen fences? Yeah. Remember that man ain't knowing that drive a truck. You got to drive in a truck. He said, shit. figured out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shit, get the job first, then figure out how to do it. Exactly. I'm going to figure out how to do the job. I ain't got it for me. That's stupid. Hey, that's Clayton English wisdom. Come on, man. Yeah.

Get the job first, then figure out how to do it. Why do you know how to do the job and you ain't done it yet? How the fuck you're going to know how to do the job if you ain't done it? Woo. Man, they're talking about come to the job. We need on the job training. How I'm going to get it if I'm going to be on the job. I got to be on the job.

start who do I need the shadow and then they'd be saying that you need five years experience man if I was doing the shit for five years what made you think I want to come back to doing it? I'd be here. I don't want to do the same shit somewhere else I could stay where I want

now I got to go back five years I gotta make new work friends I don't even I haven't even fact this commute so wait a minute you're telling me I gotta have five years at a job that I don't even fucking have think about that shit What the fuck was I doing it at for five more years?

No, look, this podcast, we just get off and running, and you chase down. Is this going to be this deep, though? Yes. No, no, you see the problem is? You see how we took it to the bottom of the ocean? Oh, we're going to come to the mountain of ignorance in a little bit. Like, this show is... I have my seat butt on.

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D.C. Stop it with his hands. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. See, nobody even. Didn't watch. I didn't want him anyway. Yeah, no.

I'm okay. I'm not fast. No, Chad to get you a pizza. You're up in the bathroom, a tall, niggas dirty just like you. You're like, oh, niggas. You know, you can't watch shit today. Your motherfuckers is retarded, but I fuck with you all. Man, y'all got to introduce our guys.

Go ahead. Hey, we didn't even, I didn't, hold up. We didn't do the intro to the show or nothing. I thought we started. We got one more. minute of bullshit. We're going to bullshit for one more. Anything y'all just want to say to start the new year off right before we start

this year. I said what I had to say earlier. Fuck 2016. I agree with that. I drink to that. We're drinking some of Clayton English homemade moonshine today. Yeah, man. I'm in the distillery business. I'm trying to do it like the Kennedy's back in the day. If you don't know, that's how

Kennedy, you know, John's dad made that money bootleg. And so I'm in the bathtub with it. Potato peels. You'll turn light skin. Lowell. Man, hey, look. This nigger got food like a motherfucker. What is that, man?

Random pieces. Corn. What is that? Your stomach going to be fucked up, bro. Corn. You drink a snapple. You're eating cakes. You got corn on the car.

I can't do that. Hey, if you really pay attention to the 85 South show, D.C. has been the most consistent eating nigger ever. Browning your applause. This nigga be eating. No, no. You know what? You know what?

don't get credit for how diverse his meals be real talk the nigger has a very diverse you have expanded your palate so I'm trying to eat healthy man you know I'm saying like non-stop like I ain't even bullshit that cake ain't on the list right you should have ate you should have you should have yeah hey but I think I know how DC operate DC one of the people you get running like you might eat breakfast then you get running and you start doing shit then you look up you like I ain't ate all day And then you got to go get something to eat right then, but it's got to be something good.

It can't be no bullshit. So, D.C. being exotic places, man, I'm telling you, man. And it's sad that I'm... He was in the back of Whole Foods one time. The motherfuckold tried to make a salad. This shit cost $38. Wait, wait, I'm going to crook a quick, like, hey, be real. That shit can good.

85. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. Are we in there? This your man, Carlos, Miller. It's your white people with money. What up, flat? You got to know how to cook, mention me. Man, talk to him.

I feel like I can't curse. Like, why? I'm like, I just been not wanting to curse. Maybe you're changing, bro. Fuck no, bullshit. Oh, okay. What's up, Clay? What's good, man?

Come on, man. I'm good, man. How 2017 treating you. This is our first official show of 2020. 2017. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2017 been great. I just realized I ain't got no pussy here.

Damn. In 2017? Don't do yourself like that, man. Stop depriving yourself, man. Come on it. Come into the new year. I was supposed to get some push on first. Come into the new year.

And I was like, this bitch, I already bush in the 2017. You're crazy. You came in a year line, bitch. I ain't even introduced the guest yet. You're already told me. Let's go. Hey, man. You know, it's a new year.

So we had to bring out some heavy-hills. We're going to bring out some good-ass guests. Throw that phone away. Throw that phone away, man. This nigga got the phone with the little earpiece. You got a hold up to your earlake. Like I was saying, man, we got a very special guest in the building today at the 85 South Show, The Home Girl.

Funny as a motherfucker, man. You've seen her all over social media as sister's shirt-lean, you know, making everybody laugh. Everybody, welcome to the 85 South Show. Miss Christenie Porter, we got a year. Give it up. How you doing, sweetheart? I'm good, happy to be here.

Welcome to the 85th century. I'm so happy. I could ride a fair to swim by myself. With nobody in it with you? With no lights. With me in it? That's lonely. With me and you in the cake?

Yeah, with no lights. You know, once we get to the top, all this shit coming out. No, it's going to go back to round. Oh, okay, I'm letting you know. I'm like, look, hey, we got like five minutes. That's all I need, y'all. Did we just find out they into the same shit?

You know I like carnivus. I like to go to state fairs. You ever rode the Gravatron? Naked. You got to go to Ohio. 20 seconds later, they fly already but naked. Top of the fairs will. Don't matter what you would have said.

Come on, we got. Hey, they're going to come right back down. They're going to open it up. They're going to see he's just hanging. I'm like, hey. You might want to shut this one down. Man, take me back around one more time. You want to shut me.

Somebody put some caution tape on here. There's a suicide. Hey, that's D.C. Youngflip, if you were ever wondering, man, that's how I don't. He's saved him. He's saying the most off-the-wall shit all the time, but we love him. She started it. She did start it. She did.

She took him down that road. I did not. I think he did. I was like, what the fuck? I didn't even see this, nigga, I almost ran about this bitch. I ain't living right. You don't. They just let you know I ain't living right.

When a nigga walk up behind you and you're ready to risk it up. What, nigger? What you've been doing, man? I had a long life. You got to get that up off you. 2017, get that up off you. Woo! Miss Porter.

Let's talk about it. Comey down, okay. How did you get started with the sketches and the characters and all of those? What made you want to do that? Yeah. First of all, explain who you are, what's your character, and then explain what made you want to do. Yeah. Introduce yourself to the 85 sound show.

They've been working on it. Hey, I did any interview. See that? See that? Go ahead. No idea to connect. A question. A.

Get that thing you check. When you want to get it by and so it's fat. Hey. Hit you in your neck. Hey. That was the cold-ass question you just asked fly. You're asking that shit people want to know what? Where she started?

Where's she from? Who are people in? Do she have some show with coming up win the gig? Everybody wants to know. Who are you? Who are you? What you do, and what you do? Where are you a friend?

Are you single? Do you drink and do you help, time to mingle? Hey, that's how we do it. And we do it for the views. The show on YouTube, hey. You can subscribe to it too. Hey, hey. Hey, so that's like six questions.

Go ahead. What was the first question? Mm-hmm, mm. Slow it down because we go fared. I'm Chris Cindy Porter. I have a couple of characters. Karen Don't Care, Charlene, Young Velvita. Young Velvita.

Yeah, Young Wavita. He's a rapper. I say Soundhorn. And I just started doing sketch comedy because I needed another avenue. I was doing improv. I started improv. I'm sorry, stand up two years ago. Where you from?

Little Rock, Arkansas. Little Rock in the building. Shout out to Arkansas. That's what them real killers did. I feel like we don't shout them out of nothing. We're glad to have you here. So let's go. What's up, folks?

He's shot. He shot. He shot. He's shot. Not that one person. No. Okay. That's what so.

Yeah. And that's it. I just started doing sketch comedy because stand-up, I just wanted to use another platform and I chose Instagram. That was dope. Because I knew you was coming around for a minute. I was like, she's so sweet. And what you guys don't know is that two years ago, when I first decided to do stand-up comedy, he was actually the host. Carlos was actually the host.

they introduced me. See there? That's what's up. Wow. Where were you at? Cats? Yeah. See that?

Come on. Every Tuesday, man. Cats Cafe, man. You never know the Calibur of Talent that's coming through there. The caliber of talent is ridiculous. Say it again. Say it again.

The caliber of talent that's coming through. When I saw it, I was shocked as hell. Because it was like, you know, your schedule started coming out and they start slowly going viral, viral. But then it was like everything was going. a supervisor, and everybody's like, who is this shit? Who is that? I was like, man, that's the little quiet, in-a-beddy chick,

remember? Right, right. And then it's just, I was like, I was just so proud to like, see you just go from a little chick in the back just watching the shit, just peeping game. See, like, just jumping out doing your own thing. See, if he was on that bullshit, he'd be like, it was because of me. No, it had a shit to do with me.

He gave me a green introduction. But that's what I'm saying. He gave you a good introduction and it led you in there, but you see how he said he's proud of you. That's what I'm talking about like that's that's really what we do it for like you know what you was on a ferris wheel i was letting you know what type of truth is like that what you're doing so what you find your inspiration for your characters like these got to be good with you know because you're doing so well well shirleen is actually my interpretation of my stepfather and my uncle kind of

So you made a female two of them. I mean, both of them two of them, two of a female. So you put your stepfather and who in it? My uncle. It's like, Charlene is my female interpretation of who they are. It's like white cheeks in your own world. Yeah, I guess so. Ooh, but the we make this, oh, I'm there.

Hey, man, that was an analogy. Hey, hey, we're not going to go through this. You on your shit today, bud. My thinking, hey, that's one thing we ain't. It's some motherfucking haters. Hey, man. Hey, hey. I'm trying to make sure you on that wrong road.

Just don't start. I'm just trying to make sure. Hey, okay, we're good. So it's like your white chick's in your version. Okay, I'm just trying to break this shit down. Let's do it. Keep going, babe. Well, no, it's just, Charlene is just me.

being because they're they're characters to me and i just like over exaggerating their success and who they are and who they know where they've been and what they've done that's who shirley so so so so break it down like with your with your step there what is he what is he known for like what is that you bringing out of him um well he he's um passed away bless the soul but um he played basketball he did hair he cooked he did all kinds of stuff so as you know shirleen There's nothing that she doesn't do. She cooks. She designs.

She gets people out to vote. Everything. She feeds the dancers. She does it all. She's the grandmother that everybody wants. She smokes with the Nyokie. She does not smoke. He just started making up shit there.

Why she still but tell her pulling her purse? I always wonder what happened to her niece that fell out at the Red Lobster. The beautiful. Well, it's good. The beautiful, um, it was a little bit of dehydration. Yeah. Um, she got some fluids in her and she's better now. She's, um, beautiful.

Yeah, it's actually a beautiful star. Did you bring Grandma's? You can, yeah, you know, on this show, you can bring whoever you want to bring with you inside of you. Yeah. She got her old aunt out of the car. We got Shirley. We got Charlene in the building. Yeah.

How are you going to leave her in the car? old people die like that. You can't just leave no old person out in the car? Old people don't sneak their nap. You can leave them outside longer when it's good. My grandma got to be hot. No, you can't be doing. We had to give her own little

heating system. In Georgia, that's against the low. No, when it's cooler outside, you can leave them. It's like after, like, 60. For 30 minutes. You get treated like children. In the wintertime. Like, my mama, she's so old, I can never leave her in the car. You could. I would have called. I would have almost got a chud

for leaving my mom in the car one time. Come in, sir. Fuck is you leaving this old woman in the car. Turn around. You know the rules. They should have just got it out. No. She started nodding off and they thought she was dead.

They called all type of resource. They was pissed. We called an ambulance or a fire truck. We thought this old lady died from exposure. Just leave. Y'all got to learn how to treat y'all people better, man. But no, you can't. Like, you really can in the state of Georgia leave the elderly in the car for 30 minutes.

How do you know this shit? That's not a good thing to know. How do you know this? I know. I know. Wait a minute. Do you mean legally or physically? Like, they got 30 minutes before they froze, solid.

Like, if you ain't out there 30 minutes, your granny, you might as well just goddamn doll her out in front of the oven. Yeah. That's fucked up. Your granny, come out of the big potter. That's fucked up, y'all. Oh, my body. The whole bottle froze.

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Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Hey, I'm on the show, but I don't condone that type of shit. I don't leave my old folks in the car. You can't get any people an excuse to lock their folks in the car because of the roof. 30 minutes is too long. Hashtag 30 minutes too long. 30 minutes is too long.

30 minutes is too long. That's my whole campaign. I'm against that. 15 minutes. Go get to that old person. Check on them every 15 minutes. They old. Hashtag, check on your old person.

That man going to be in every park lot looking through calls. Now, what's wrong? I'm looking for old people. Making sure. Ma'am! Oh, you're driving. Was anybody in this car with you? Your grandson?

What does he look like? Hey, black. Look, the nigger I'm coming out, he's like, you, me. Don't go over there, I'm going to talk to Grimes. She's been out here for 25 minutes. What the fuck are you doing, buddy? You get your ass out of GameStop,

and you come out. Madden, really, a hour? But the old nigger talking shit the whole time in the car. Wait, wait, wait to the old people police ride through here. Wait to the old people police ride through here. They're going to be on your ass again. You're going to be our old person operating.

He left me. I'm over here at CBS on 336, Martin Luther King. I'm on the way. What's his hell? 336, Marlonu, the Kid. What is it? 336. Marlon Luther King.

I'm going to die now, bitch. Come on. You don't lock the doors. I'm going to report some old people of you. I'm down here at McDonald's over there on Mon Luther King. They ain't got no hot coffee. They didn't took the car machine. that.

Hello? They got two hours before they closed. This motherfucker jail open. We're being closed. What about the folks who got to shake it? See, I knew stop it. You were doing good. What's it called?

This motherfucker got to talk to her baby. Amen. Like, oh, can't never stand up. You got to stop doing this shit. We're going to have to donate some money to the people with Parkers. Yeah, thank. We're doing it.

It's coming out of you. It's coming out. Don't go to start sitting, they go like, why did? Oh, man. I can't never stand. We're going to have to donate some money to the people. You keep fucking with her. See?

Thank you. You started this shit, though. That's why. I don't care myself. Fat, babe. But why else sit up here to do this shit? I'm like, give me the gun. He's going to miss.

He's going to miss six times. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, help me out, hold my hand steady. No, I'm not doing it, fly. Hey, hey, that's so fucked up, but he's going to have to lay against the time. I didn't want to do this shit. They made me.

I'm sorry. I'm having to put the gun on the goddamn tripod. I'm having to put the gun on the goddamn tripod. Oh, shit. Pah, I'm like, shit. Right between the eye, right in the front of eyes. Oh, look, I'm- Hey, if we ever, if they ever try to highlight any of this shit and be like,

this is what they said about to delete that shit. Man, delete that shit. But on some real shit. The burn noise. I won't even repeat it, but the first time that that subject has been that funny to me. I don't get fun. Hey, man, I don't know. I was raised.

I'm a whole bunch of old people telling me no, but they meant yes. Oh. Hey, this is the 85 South show. You watch the 85 South show? I've seen an episode. Yeah, you know, we get pretty retarded. It's a party. It's like Vegas at a table.

What did you say? Come here. Wait a minute. What did you say? Say that one more time. What? She said, this is like Vegas at a table. Yeah, it's just a table, but it's Vegas is all here.

You made it like a casino? No, like this excitement and fun and... Like she means we'll break your fucking thumbs. That's what she means. It comes to the table you try to steal, we break your fucking thumbs. That's what she means. That's what she means. A lot of people don't have thumbs anymore, you know what I mean?

How you go hitchhack like this? You're out there, you're like this. You're just out there waving, you're waving. You know what else you can't do? You'll never play PlayStation. You suck it madden, you suck it madden, you can't, you can't move. She won't be able to snap anymore, tell you that. Get here, she'd be like, hey, get it.

You're getting the groove by pointing. I'll tell you what else you can't do. No more texting. There will be no more this. You're right on there. No texting than driving, eh? You can't text without thumbs. Hey, do me, text.

Unless you use your tongue. That's weird. Do me a favor. I know a multiplication to be wrong, but five times two is what? Hey. Do me a favor though, text. You've got five, I mean four seconds, to give me what the fuck I have? That was fun.

Y'all going to hit it. That was funny. That you got four. That hot part, the west side. That was funny. My mom pool it. Hey, text Shirlene, man. I'm doing shit.

I'm going to heaven. You got your phone. No, you are, man. You're doing the right thing. No, get our t-ass out of that car. She's not in the car. She's out there She out there

You can get it whatever You know we got technical magic Like I know it looks like there's somebody else's shit But this is our shit Like all the shit that's making this shit Is our shit And like we can do that shit Like we can

Like Wonder Woman used to transform You can spin around and be back Joe can you do that I can do that Just spin around That means he don't want to do it When he says it that confident but he pronounces every letter of the word it means he i can do that i don't want to it's a lot of work

for me but i can it is possible he can do it y'all motherfuck is crazy man you know black women they could be lying about their age either way she could really be 15 talking about she but in real life she could actually be 53 it's just all in how they carry this up if she wanted to Women are always lying. She just throw on the shaw. She'll throw on the shawl. This is what I figured out. Now you know a woman lying when she takes her age and shrug her shoulders.

42. Uh-uh. This is what she do. This is what I figured out about women. They don't age. They just find the hairstyle they like. Oh, this one worked for me. So it's like a builder cougar bill.

Like, you start with the hair. Do you work on it? I say build a cougar bear. Build a cougar bear. You can just build a cougar. Wow. Because a cougar bear, that's going to have a big broad back. No nobody want a cougar bear, that's going to be too.

A lot of hair. Yeah. Do you understand? Yeah. Me, this shit. She got these. Off your neck, off your throat. Y'all mother.

When they come out your throat, the hairs come out your throat, you know what I'm talking about? For ladies. What happened? That's what I do. You know, I face this shit. You did that. Y'all can't do that. But you're, hey.

You're all right, you good? Yeah. Hey, man, tell me about Young Velvita. Young Velvita is a rapper. He's a mogul. He owns property, a recording studio. He has a lot of kids, a few baby mamas, and he takes care of the community. Man, dial these people up.

I sing. I want to hear that. Bile them people up. Okay. We might do a collab with Young Velvita. I mean, it's just whoever you want to talk to. We can talk to. I wanted...

Call some out on the phone. But you need a phone. You need a phone. I told you. I told you. A joke. Call the fuck, man.

Call these. She's talking about that here. Tell Charlene, look. I hold her head while she's in it. Stupid and fuck. It's nice to be here with you guys. Who would you like to speak to D.C. Youngflip? Auntie.

You want to speak to Auntie Shirley? Yep. Bring her ass. Okay. Go ahead. She and her. It's her. Hey, Auntie!

Hey, Auntie! How y'all doing? What's up? I heard y'all was in here doing a lot of cussing. No, ma'am, that wasn't us. Somebody got some beverages that got alcohol in it. It's apple juice, mostly. No, Carlos said it was some booze.

And I'm going to tell you right now, y'all can't come in 2017, living the same lifestyle. Okay. You're living too fast. Did you say you're living too fast? You're living too long. You cut it out now. Now, I'll get over there up on you. Get up on them.

I probably like that. See, now, you're out of order. You're out of order. You don't respect your elders. You're just like these children. Out here running ramped and disrespect. But I heard old people like, they could your head be like Mustang.

Why that's so thick? That shit thick. On one side, though. Like, it's shade on the other side. But that ain't true. It falls out. It'll get gray and it'll fall out It's patchy

It'll fall out Just fall out Yeah It'll come right on out When did you start realizing It was just coming out? When you get older your body change Take it through

So Let's say a young man Was wanted to pursue An older woman What's some of the changes He might need to be aware of he need to know that he need to quarter first

you need to do it right and then if they're sinning which they shouldn't be because they're going to go to hell but if they're sinning he need to be prepared to

you know skin is a lot softer it's soft it's real soft and smooth you got to fertilize this yeah it is and just keep the person that you're with hydrated

keep them hydrated keep them and then don't I mean don't keep them in warm spaces like real hot spaces and keep them in cooler temperatures what's the ideal temperature just don't make it where you're hot

like nobody should never say I'm hot like 7 to 8 degrees like 7 to 8 should be like a perfect and then have a beverage lots of water and just I don't know just be gentle A lot of people like to go for the gust or jump upon people. You got to go be a jump upon people.

Because y'all still are cool, so you got to know how to walk upon an hour. So it's like, you're dead, but you're not there. It's a slow dance. It's definitely a slow dance. A lot of y'all like to do the, what's y'all, the, you. The name is the name. Okay. You hit the folk.

Yeah, but no, dance. Ooh, in there, in there. Yeah. No, don't do that, because you might break something. So be easy Be easy That's already broken though Ain't nothing broken

So it's still work Yeah it's work It's sure as I'm standing here Do a cat have tea That's what that smell is You watch your mouth You watch your mouth now I told you he was real disrespect

Disrespectful I didn't Disrespectful because old people We'll stop wearing thorns after 45. Y'all go back to pamph. Who said that to you? Who told you that? You never seen somebody with a spanish, like the little legs.

You see them big ad draw. You're like, come on, grandma. Everybody ain't wearing pamper's. Some big-add draw. And it be big as long. You ain't in no pamphers. No, ain't in no dappas. You go.

What? Pink, Victoria's Secret. Whatever I want, whatever I choose. Sister Charlene, are you single? You single till you're married. Oh. What is that mean? Hold on, you single to you married.

What about people out there? They got boyfriends, girlfriend, they're in relationships. Single people, a lot of single people. They sing. A lot of single people. Living single. Live and single. Like Cedija.

Like a Disha, yeah. So I can go home and like, hey, you're my girlfriend, but we're single in the motherfucker. You, uh, yeah, pretty much. You hesitated. I'm gonna take that one. It's not a smart thing for you to do, I don't think. Well, he could do it.

he could do it he should say let it be known yeah that she could say that shit till she started acting single it's gonna be sad how many birthdays have you had you asked a lot of questions that's the whole part of an answer I just want to know how my birthday you had well I don't typically it's sure my age with people because that ain't nobody's business AC or BC it ain't no AC it's ADA yeah I'm all going to know That motherfucker said ACDC

I went to a dinosaur museum I know I'm just going to ignore that question because look it's an ACDC it's a lot of

it's a lot of controversy out right now About one About your little fight that you had At the church What's fighting at the church

It was a little fight They said that you Was involved in At the church? Yeah Who was fighting at the church? She said Me and it swung on your

A for fan it too hard. Yeah, they say you and some lady supposed to get into it at the church. I get into it with people at the church, but that's only if they come into my lane because I like to help people get back into their lane because I'm in my own lane.

So I say, hey, hey, are you lost? I'm lost. And they say, I think I'm lost and I just help them. So the whole fight at the church, that's just a rumor. People will make things up. So you weren't fighting, you was putting somebody back and you was helping them find their land.

Yeah, like that. yeah like a GPS yeah it's a GPS yeah it's a misunderstanding of Loretta she she got a real smart mouth everybody know that I just we just ain't been right since the the votes for the choir position and I just say Loretta if you got an issue with me say something to me come to me because she were going around to everybody come to me but you said this in church? Yeah, in front of the past and his wife. Why would you do that? Because I ain't no, don't talk

around me, talk to me. Oh. Don't talk about you, talk to you. Come to me with it. In your face. Yeah, you, you didn't put it up, you didn't put a complaint in the complaint box. Talk to the, talk to me. Does she know you checked the complaint box? I don't know, but I know people is talking. I say

Loretta. I've been here. more time and I said just say it if he put it on your heart let it come out your mouth wow

hashtag if he put it on your heart let it come out your mouth hashtag right up under right up under right up do it right in her heart yeah

because people are talk they do people have got a lot of things but how real are people But did she say it, though? But did she tell me? She's still and said out of mouth, no. So what was you thinking in the Holy Sanctuary?

What was you thinking at that time? I just went outside to cool off. I wasn't thinking nothing. This church beef getting real deep. It does. There's years and years of people being jealous. You got something.

I'm going to be praying for your deliverance. This year. Slide that down, Grandma. I'm not touching that booze. This is not booed. This is not booed. You know, as some churches, some communions, they actually take wine. This is a little great juice for communion.

This is a little great juice. Name a church. It's in the country. You know, drinking some wine. They were drinking some older, the younger children had to drink. It's called Hennessy Tabernacle Baptist. Older four had to drink wine, red wines. The first church of Hennessy.

We're around here at 85 south soap. The church With Pastor Hennessy We're past the blessings You forgot the backwoods Now the backwoods That's a whole other story I didn't know that the church

Had a problem with the backwoods That was in rotation Now look Brother Fly came to the table And used said table To roll said backwood I didn't need to use said table to roll

said back wood because I rode a swisher before I left home and that swisher is going to last you. It's everlasting. If you remember when Daniel was in the lines

dead, he used to say all I need is one swisher. I'm going to hit me and I'm going to let it hit the lion. The line going to lay down. I'm going to lay down with the line. We're going to wake up. We both leave it and can't nothing stop.

Nothing stopping. That's a great story. But let me tell you about David and Goli. And let me see, because David said, I ain't tolerate this no more. Take your time. It was like, nigger, he's going to who. Your way. But David had to be a high.

Motherhood. The fact that he was going to be a big Goliath. So he hit the blunt and said, What he said? What he said? What he said? What he said? Watch this.

He grabbed that rock. Everybody was like no David. He said, look, y'all, fin to blow my eyes. He hit Goliath. Goliathes fell back. He turned back. He said, Hey, God.

Well, before we go, before we go, before we go, before we go, before we go, past the plate around, before we go, before we go, before we go, past the plate around, we want them twins and bitches and hundreds, past the plate around, we want them 20s and 50s and hundreds, past the plate around, them 20s and bitches and hundreds, past the plate around, them 20s and bitches and hundreds, past the plate around, some 20s and hundreds, past the plate around, some 20s and hundreds, past the plate around, around. And you get the plating, you get the blatant, you get the blatant, you get the blatant, you get the plate. No, you don't get no change. 85 South show. You see how we get down? Y'all, get on my nerves. I know we do. See?

We appreciate your patience, but we ain't shit. I love it. But we work hard. Yeah, work hard. We're some hard working. And I think I see some hard work in you, too. That's why I think you, you, you, I fucks with you. Oh, ditto.

I fucks with you. Thank you. He won't fuck with you Oh Stop it man Flavie hating What can we hear Something a little Velvita music at

Oh Look Valvita He just dropped the Christmas Record Sand in the trap Oh that shit sound Standing in the trap Can we hear a little bit?

Y'all Vita, look man look We try to do It's on YouTube I don't know if I remember it Like I just write and record Oh okay

What do you think it sound like, Fly? What, what, Sandin? I gotta hear her flow. Is Santa in the Trout? Oh. I'm Santa in the Trout. Y'all. I got all these presents going to meet me by the house.

Hey. I'm standing in the trout. My neck and wrist froze. Tell a married boss was baby going to drop it low. Hey. Earned me. Booty. Booty.

Booty. On the meat, booty. If your booty on fleek, I put that booty on a treat. Hey. Hey. Thank you shit for Christmas. The bitch with a fake-ha booty.

Santa Claus, he said, Hey, love, nilla, hey. Been to give some to me. Hey. Take music calls. Take bliss and take. Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's the night before Christmas. Okay.

And all through the house, everybody was sleeping, so I was getting me some mouth. I know what that's all about. A nigger came out to south. Hold up. It's a white man in our fucking house. He had the presents. Had them all in the bag. He said, don't worry about child support because you were a good day.

And he put the weed in the bag. He left me some on the table and said, Don't pay your rent. And, hey, I got the cable. Hey. Santa in the trail. Y'all. Santa coming back.

Santa really black. Showing up late with gifts to the fucking trout. Showing up late. I got a bunch of gifts trying to get them off. Look at my wrist. It froze straight came from the North Pole. And up there I got a bunch of little elf holes. Hey!

Hey! Santa in a truck! Santa in a truck! Santa in a truck! Hey! Hold up. Santa in a trap. Hey.

Santa in a trap. Santa in a trap. Ooher for the nigger in this Santa Claus outfit. He'll about to get hit with the chopper, aka stick. Hold up. Got a bag of motherfucking piss. I said, open up that bag before I shoot your fucking hill. And he said, hey, here's an Xbox.

Here's a PlayStation 4. Where you been to take that heat? Say next door. No, nigga that, leave that hill. I got hid. Fuck you, fit. Leave that shit here. Matter of fact, drop the bag.

Center clock got rock. Set a clock got raw. Take your ass. Set a clock got raw. Hey. Huh. Senator Claude got wrong. Take your ass.

Take your ass. Santa Claus got wrong. Take your way and say. Hey. Oh, look out here and take your ass bang. You should have never came over with a fuck-ha-n-neek. Hell no. That's what I'm talking about.

That's shit hard. Your V-MVita got a hit. We want to end on that remix. We just recorded it so you can sign the paperwork afterwards. The Italian dudes, they're going to talk to you on the way out. If you want to keep your thumbs. We fuck with young Velvita. That's what we like over here, the 85 South show.

Rappers are on the come up. We had a young liar up here. Yes. Young liar? Young liar? That nigga out here in the game. Man, just lying. This is my, I ain't never met a motherfucker with more outlandish lies.

Yeah, yeah. Nigger told us dinosaurs were still alive. They just had. Dang. They ain't as big as they used to be, though. You can get you a bronisaurus like the size of the Flintstone, like Dino. You can get you one about that side. Dang.

About the size of a German Shepherd. Footage on YouTube. Really? Yeah. They cloning everything. Holy shit. I had to kill my clone last week. Motherfucker clone me.

What? Oh, shit. I'm just saying, I'm letting you know what the future hold. Hold up. You know we always read the comments on the show, right? Uh-uh. There's a comment? Yeah, we listen to what the fans be talking about.

Okay, so check this out. Teresa McFarlane's tech. Carlos, you fine as hell without your sunglasses on. I'm fine without him. Give him the eyes. Go ahead, give him the eye. Handsome nigger. Come and stoolew.

What is his name? Carlos need to be a rapper for real. He got bars, man. Appreciate it. Nini Poo. Shammel Ballard. Hey, Carlos, can I be your side chick? What them tennis look like.

Oh, no. It depends on this. If you got a future or not. If you have a bright future, you could definitely be my side chick. But I definitely need to know what the titty look like. Oh, D.C., you got some comments. Oh, shit. Who is that?

Cheryl 8-831? What is it? I look like a proud mom watching this. Like, D.C., my only son that made it. Oh, because your son ain't shit. Wow. I was just playing. I'm you.

Ah! Jim Gizi, Dot Mar, 410. I got a lot of respect and love for DC. I watch them come a long way, salute, bro. Love and love, don't ever stop doing you and don't ever change. I appreciate a fool. You got a long-ass name, nigga.

AJ Jones, it's a dual podcast at DC Mama House. First of all, we got to find an extension cord that can take all this electricity because that shit is going to shut down. I'm about to go downstairs and hit the power switch. We need a generator. We need a generator.

I want everything. That shit would be fun as fuck. I know that. Bro, we were rent a generator That's shit, man. Like, I don't know how much generators cost, but I would go into Home Depot and be like, bro, generate.

Hey, we could buy one for like one. That's what I'm saying. Like, how much could it possibly be? Buy it. Let's go. Because I don't know what it'll do. We're going to do a deal. If I go to Home Depot, they're like, that'll be $15,000.

Hold on. Somebody who got a generator, let us bar your generator so we can do the podcast over D.C. Flattenham House. Somebody gonna come up with their gym. Clayton. All right.

Beautiful, 97. I respect Clayton so much more for how he handled that. I rock with the 85 South show. I assume you're talking about when Tommy Sotomayor was on. I mean. No, all right, look, man. You got to see the last episode because I came late. Okay.

And T.K. was here, and he tried to just, I don't know, man. But I can say, like, he just tried to come at me. Like, I wasn't like, I don't be. be here week in week out like like I don't I come to work one time I come to work you that dude at the job they're a little bit late today aren't what the fuck are you do shut the fuck up man I barely make this shit every week but no he was coming at me but the thing I love was the fans here in my back like the fans like something's wrong with our fans like you want me take care of the situation what the fuck are you talking about

I see that nigga before you wish what are you talking about I don't know so whizzo Like, I'm like, look, look, look, my thing is, if you come in, if you just watch it, if you watch it play-by-play, the people saw for what it were. Yeah, so it's like soon as you came in. Right. Yeah, but I mean, it's out there. You'll see it. Yeah. You did that.

You have that shit like a straight G, you know. I mean, what am I, what else? Like, it's what you can do. Was he like, shut the fuck up. I'm the man of your beast. He was like, shut the fuck up, pusset. I get my daddy shit you in the face. No, he didn't say...

Nah, but the shit, you get... What was y'all talking about right at that point when you asked a question? Well, you know, not to, you know, revisit the moment and shit. We don't rehash nothing, but... Run the tape. You just run the tape back. We were talking about a particular situation.

That was an instance. That was a situation. And, you know, and then it's just like... I ask the question. See, that's the thing, though. You know... I ask you questions. Chris Lee, I asked you questions.

DC asked your questions. But the shit that you asked, ain't nobody never asked that before. So that man, he felt like you had, he felt like you knew some shit. What you mean? What you mean? Like me got to say, hold up, time out. What you're saying?

Oh, what you're going to go to? Hey, fuck it. What you got to talk about? Got the mic, Dad. Do your job, Dad. Who are you talking about it? Cut the shit out, but we're, hey, fuck it. Tell him, man.

Oh, well, Eddie. And I said. Oh, you're talking about the Eddie shit. Yeah. So I'm like... But check this part. All right, but this is this part. He was mad the whole time.

He was mad. Bro, this is what I asked, right? He said, you know, we got into a fight. And I was like, with who? Eddie or Charlie. And he was like, you're talking while I'm talking. And then he just went in on me, bro. And I'm like, am I interrupted?

All right, do I just want to know? Like... Truth hurts. You know, something. Like, just with... Like, look, man, I understand. I respect everybody. Real talk.

Who put in any work. in this game and whatever game they put in. But you also got to understand. O.G. don't mean everybody is 15 years old, bro. Like, motherfuckers is grown-ass people out here. Like, you know, and you won't respect. You got to give it to get it. So, you know, I respected how you felt because that's how you felt.

And I can't control how somebody feels. That was just like asking somebody, you know what did they say? You know they couldn't read. And you're like, you're trying to run. You read it then. You read it then. Right, right, right, yeah. Right, right.

All right, we got a few more. Don't. Don't read that shit. Oh, the type of shit that happened on the show, man. 2100, Bree. Tell my boo Clayton Ingalls, I went to his show when he came to Kansas City, Missouri. You don't know how much I appreciate that. Kansas, man.

They gave me a big-ass plate of barbecue, like, gay. Like, I'm talking about everything. The bone was in it. Hey. You know that shit they put on, uh, that shit? Yeah. Just like, them bones, whatever them fucking bought. Them bones that go this way.

This is how I know they had gave you a lot of this shit because you called me like, nigga, you won't believe this shit. I asked the nigga. You're like, Nick, you have a game up here? They got all kind of, they got burnt to you everything, Nick. I was asking them,

what's the best way you think I can bring it back on the plane? Like, nigga, immediately. Bring all this shit with you. Leave your clothes. Elijah Robeson, Clayton's white boy nerd impression is so fucking funny. I appreciate you. What I'm saying is what white boy nerd impression?

Which one? the nerd I have no idea what you're currently talking about at this stage because at this moment I have totally separated myself from the physical plane I am on a whole other level I am actually have projected myself into an

astral space so you won't be able to talk to me until January 13th wow January 13th so when the solar system totally aligns and it's also this is the year of the dog so I don't know if it's the year

It's not the year of the dog I know it's the year of the monkey That's why motherfuckers Act is the year of the monkey That's the year of the cat That's the Chinese That's the Chinese oldiac though Well no

You're just lying So if I see the Chinese I'm like look Hey get the fuck out my face With that monkey shit I know it's y'all year But they're all my face I'm a face

Chances of you see in an actual Chinese person Wow Who the podcast for? Trying to go to China Jr. Oh, you see that Oh, let's see what this podcast is wrong. Never gonna go to China Jr.

He's saying a Korean person. Like, you're from Korea? She'd say China, oh. What the fuck, man? You're gonna get beat up somewhere. He wasn't Chinese. He was from somewhere else. But he was like Chinese people want you to be from China.

Like if you're another type of Asian, you're like, I'm from Vietnam. He'd be like, but are you Chinese? And they're like, is your father Chinese? And they're like, no, I'm from Vietnam. They're like, you're like, but your grandma, bye.

They'll adopt your ass I love Chinese people They're always looking into your soul Hey flat who the podcast for Chinese people Who look into your soul They just love me I appreciate you

You fuck with them I got to get I like that rice I don't like the meat I got to get my Asian fan base up I saw a video When I saw a video You can eat dear

Their meat is delicious Yeah I was the truck I'm talking about I had that bitch on And then he knew he was being recorded He was like Yeah New Special

I don't want that shit Oh, he was taking this to the restaurant. Skin, ain't had no skin on it. It was already skint. Damn. Coming out of the backseat of a band. Man, bro, what did you think the boneless pork spread ribs was? They turned that shit red.

It's little red strips of meat. Ain't no meat red like that. Like, yeah. You from Lurak, you eat that meat? I do not. I fuck with it. The long way. I hope somebody heard me say that shit and send me something.

That time I had it was in Louisiana. That shit tastes like. But nobody. said we can eat like cat and stuff it's Americans don't. Oh, let's talk about that. You think we should be able to eat what up? I mean, I feel like... If your dog acting up, grill him up.

He won't sit, well, sit his ass on the grill. Wow. You got to skin him, like, he can't have the hair. No, I'm just saying we just decide to domesticate animals. No, they eat other shit, other places. They eat guinea pigs. So one of your woman acting up,

he says, find that grid up, keep playing. No, that's cannibal. You can't do that. The fed's going to check your house this evening as soon as they put this. Just try a finger one time. I was on Twitter, right? I read a tweet. This nigga said, where the fuck do gerbils live in the wild?

And I was like, I don't. That's deep. Gerbils, hamsters, and gerbils. Okay, Pete. They live in the ground. I'm going to tell you this. Jerbles. A lot of people don't know this, but gerbils actually come from Germany?

Um, they live underground in German parts of the... Where the fuck do they live? I don't know, bro. Let's Google it. Jerbils would get... That's some animals that would get ate everywhere. Have you ever seen, like, an owl or a hawk just grab, like, a gerbil don't stand a chance? Yeah, no, they don't.

What are you going to do, try to lick the shit off of them? That's all I ever... It's a gangster gerbil out there that is don't agree with none of that shit. Y'all talk about. Find out where they fucking live then, man. Where are gerbils? I want you know the spare. This nigger.

You see the type of shit we have to put those. So you're saying it's okay to eat German. Why are gerbils from? If shit get bad enough, is that what you mean? Let's just clarify. I think that's what you mean. I don't eat meat, but... You don't eat no meat?

No. You straight vegan? I'm vegetarian. Vegan is like next level. You're going to get on cheese. Hold up. No, cheese is like. What did you say you were?

Vegetarian. I thought it was some shit at the end. Like, that must be the new can. No. The gerbils are found... Yeah. There's oval. So they don't give a damn about this gerbush.

I'm gonna fucking get the eggs or some shit. What? Ovotarian or something shit. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Did you spell gerbils with a J? That's part of the problem. Don't do it with a J.

It's a G. I put gerbil in. There's an African nigga popped up. Gerbil is... You're gonna bring up some weird shit pulling up gerbils on Google. They say gerbils are naturally found in the Santa Plains of Africa, Asia and Middle East.

Okay. Okay. No one in the desert. That's why. Because they're in the fucking desert. I think you tell you that's up from a border I don't know right on part of that more

I think we just missed a very important fact gerbils are from Africa that means that they are indigenous black animals and we must stop the slavery of gerbils the gerbo genocide leave our little black rodents alone black rodents matter

because when you take a gerbil out of Africa you don't take the Africa out of the gerbil so this gerbil is chewing and chewing and chewing for his freedom

how can a gerbil survive in a white man's system that was set up for only native white animals to thriving deep like chinchillas but chinchillas make a pimp look so clean they're from South America I swear to go chinchillas are really happy

hey they're so soft Have you ever touched chinchilla? Yeah. That shit is so... You touch my chinchots. I want to get me... You know what? Fuck all that.

I want a fur coat made out of live animals. What? Because I care about the environment. I want real chinchillas on the coat. We're going to go out. I'm going to feed them while we out. Just let them eat whatever chinchillas eat. That shit going to be clean.

Do chinchillas eat people? I didn't know that. If it bite my nibble, I'm going to be mad. No. You're going to cut them up out of stanchilla. That's what you're going to tell her. Come on. What?

They don't like to be held. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, no. No. What he just told us was he ripped the tail off two shit.

Yeah, he did. You know, if you hold a tail, the tail, the tail, because yeah, if you jacking on it, what are you doing? No, just wait. Is there a fence mechanism? Is that what it is? Yeah, that's the get up out of there. Yeah. So they tail a detached.

Yeah, motherfucking. Nigger, they're gray. They're tired of that. No, because they're so soft. They're so soft. Like, like, motherfucker will grab him to eat, but he'll rub their face on it. Like, it'll be a little tiger, a little cat. You're stupid, man.

He'd be like, this whole episode just then went to the animal. Yeah, that's true. This is the National Geographic episode. That's true. Man, give us a show on Animal Planet. Yeah. You want to go to animal plant. Miss Charlene, put her in the wild, let her handle that shit like, uh.

She's gonna be butt-a-n-nick, dude. Put young Velvita out there. That's what you need to be out there. That would be the best one. That would be who would be out there. I fuck with that. He's the rich. I fuck with that.

Young Belveda. He's trying to make his own gaiters. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, oh, look like the Balevitas. How was the Balevitas? Yes. Would you?

Hey, man, this would be a perfect time for me to tell you to go to the 85 South Show website and go copy you one of those 85 South Show hoodies. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You seen them?

You seen them? Guess what we got for you? We're going to get you one. We're going to get you. Come on, come on. Anybody you want to think? You want to think anybody from speech, speech, speech. I want to thank my mom and my sister because they always told me don't stop believing.

Ever. Ever. So this is for you guys. That's right. This shit like a jersey. It's like a gang. It's a gang. I'm a virgin, I ain't sucking nothing.

Are you kidding me? Boy, you must be a sucker. Oh. I ain't getting down. Sure. I ain't putting these panties on the ground. You're storing your secrets. Brand new.

You must be with that monkey stuff from the zoo. You animal, but I'm a beast, though. It's a freak show. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. Like, I'm not a version, but I like to tell people that. But I hurt that. You do a version? You must rehearse it.

I know versions like you, they ain't perfect. They be twerking. I make them squirting. I dig up in their ribs. Try to hurt them. I don't know if that's a rink or not. I don't know if they have a whee or not. I hurt them they don't deserve that when they cold hoars boy you're at the nerve what the fuck is wrong with you

s'all shit oh now i ain't gonna lie i hate burgers with a passion you're 208 years old bitch you a has been who you're saving that pussy for and you don't even know if that thing is good shit hoping to You never had sex You just in your bed restness Did you need to die Hey girl you need to respect This dick Because this motherfucker needs

So pissing quick And your ad need to give it up Hey She said she's celebrated That's just what it is Two weeks later Find out that she got three kids I'm like no

This shit just ain't adding up We ain't got a fuck but shit Let's do some other stuff She was like, no, waiting till I get married. I was like, I don't know how, because you ain't going to get married. Trying to get married, that's so slimming, but what if I had married you and then your pussy is limping? That bit sour. Y'all's all disrespectful.

We don't feel that bit sour. That bit sour. Y'all. Y'all so disrespectful. Hey, sour patch kid, pussy sweet, then it's sour. Fucked in their pussy for like half an hour. Start it smelled like tired burning rubble. Pull my dick out their pussy.

I'll fuck some others. Yeah, I don't waste it on no trash bitch. Yeah. Hey, what the fuck you ass, bitch? Yeah, no, that's your smell. That's your pussy. Well, I put it in your nostrils just to let you take an inhale. Are you kidding me?

Yeah. You a lie. What? Come again another try. Y'all didn't be smelling dirty. Feelers trying to hurt me. My friend, better find a secret. Trying to come and lick, lick.

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Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Shout out to all the youngsters that dress like old dikes. What? You get that? Did you catch that? This podcast for the single dad. who stay at home and fight babies with other single dads.

You're stupid, bitch. I ain't my son gonna beat the shit out. I don't get a fuck. Your son can't even hold his head up. Put him in there. Put him in there! I'd have to wait around my son's neck all week. They treat them like chickens.

They hold him. Get him, boy. He didn't cut his nail. They had a little mitts on, you know, the babies to keep them scratching their themselves. All right, when you put them in there, take them off. Y'all have too much information about this baby fighting underworld. Hey, man, I bet on a little fat baby.

I lost all my money, man. You've been into a baby fight. It ain't about the fatness. That's some black market shit. You think it's some sumo wrestling. It's about agility. It's about what the baby can do with his core. If that baby can...

It's about development. Yeah. If he, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, them fat babies, they ain't. They still wobbly. It's coming. He's going to win. Yeah.

Man, what the hell is rude you? Man, come on, man. This is a whole underground shit out there. Man, look, don't judge. Look, it's legal. He's speaking on some real stuff. It's legal. Because they're babies.

Yeah. They don't know no baby. They don't. And we ain't make them fight. We just put them in there, and they happen to like the fight. And once they're six months, they actually don't even remember any of it. And their bones are flexible. Yeah.

I've seen a baby laying like this, and he was fine. You came back up, nothing was wrong. Hey, man, I don't condone any of this shit. I don't know, nothing about this. All right, look. Yeah, y'all have crossed a lot of legal lines. And you, you. No, I'm just saying I'm in awe because he's so knowledgeable.

Yeah, no. I might see you at one. We might go to one. Okay. We might go to one. We might put baby fight. That's one Saturday. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I got to find better people to hang out with. Oh, give him. Oh, give it to them. Give it to them. Yeah, my brother, I'm already. You get full blood help.

It's actually the ones with the rougher skin on their elbows. It's the baby, and I actually feel like they have adult elbows, those are the ones that are better. Yes, yes. If the elephant, if it looked like elephant skin. Yeah. Yeah. If your baby elbow look like elephant skin. Hey, bro, you ever get high and wonder why we got elbows, me?

You'd be like, maybe God just had too much nut skin left over. So why do I have elbows? He had a whole lot of it. Yeah, for women, y'all should get the most of it. That's why y'all get, that's why y'all's got to spend so much money on lotion. Because y'all don't even like, like nuts don't need lotion like elbows do. Because nuts don't bend. Nuts round, they lubricate their cells inside of the sack.

Self-loving nuts. A elbow just out there working, all the time, just working, working, elbow, got there, hey, sign this high, got there, pull this, high, got there, crate the car, right, got there. All right, goddamn. Right to him. All right, goddamn. Elbow working.

Just working. It is... But you got a thing, right, hold up, but you just try let the balls lose, too. You know, sometimes they just sag and hanging. You want the leg be hitting all that? Oh, no, that...

See, he's... When you got... That's when your balls get mad and they start clinging to your nuts. Like, we ain't gonna take this no bone. You're like, hold on, man. Get off. Get off. What about, when you sit out, and then you get up,

and then you get up, and then you get stuck. You ain't a real nigger if you ain't never set on your nuts before. Hey man, hey man, stop, fellas, I'm gonna tell you this. You ain't never set on your own nuts before, you have a grown man. Hey, hey, hey, let your nuts hang, son. My fucking caught, brother. You be like, God. Hey, you got to, you got to, you got to stop letting girls do freaky shit with your balls, too.

I had to untie my balls one time. after a bitch she fucking with what the fuck are you this bitch playing with them you know you know the Chinese things that make that noise cling cling cling cling she was doing that with my balls I came out of this my nuts hurt like a bitch I had to let me yeah that's for my balls

they should minimize headaches she said that should minimize your headache yeah but not when they're your ball no that's for your balls that keeps you from getting headaches yeah but not if they're tied together Hey man, I'm trying that shit give you a headache. You'd be like, bitch, what you're gonna?

I don't like my ball. Yeah, man. You're not a real nigga if you ain't never sat on your own nuts before. You gotta stand up and adjust your nuts. I got a big ball problem. You a baller. Hashtag you a baller.

Hey, what's your name on social media so all the people who follow us can follow you. The Christie Show. Yeah. on Instagram and the underscore Christi show on Twitter and Kristen New Porter on Facebook

Hell yeah when you're gonna do a Tyler Perry movie I'm waiting like hell to see you just in a Tyler Perry I get their phone call this it'll go down I know they're hitting you though because this shit's going crazy viral I'm seeing you on everybody page

Oh yeah? Yeah well I mean it if it I like them shit's all this in my home so much love and success to you going for on your day. I know you got a whole lot of supporters. This is the 85th South show. We have an audience of very strange, very unique people. I don't know, hey man,

I got to say this because it's a new year, because people think we forgot. Fuck Rodney. It's still on. It's still on. Fuck Rodney. Skaternian working ass. Oh, what's the what's the difference between a bad bitch and a basic bitch?

With me? Yeah, what's your thing? I don't know didn't bad didn't guys come up with bad bees like I don't know like to me a bad bee a bad bee to me honestly a bad bee typically are the basic ones those are the ones that people look at

and the ones that they think are basic get overlooked so I don't know it's a thin laugh there's a lot of no I'm not I'm a good woman Ooh, can we take a picture So I have some proof that they still out here Still something out here

It's still some out here Hey, Jennifer Mendoza asked me that question They got a segment They did call Ask Carlos and shit Let me see Oh no, I would like for you to answer that question It is a good question, what's the difference Between them?

What makes the woman base it? I'm not needed out No, we do need I need you to help me answer this shit. Nick, you got some input, too. Well, I'll answer. Clayton, what's the difference between a bad bitch and a basic bitch? A bad bitch that just fuck, but I don't want to give it.

This bitch. Oh. It's that simple. What you think? Okay, I think the difference between a bad bitch is a bad bitch, she just kind of, she believed that shit herself, even if it's not true. It starts from the inside. Like, there's a lot of bitches.

Like, I'm a bad bitch. you look like you're not right what about you look like you're not what about a basic bitch a basic bitch that's a bitch I think that the bitches they call they self bad bitches call other bitches who ain't doing the shit they do to make they self feel me well check my theology with it well go here with the can I spit the theology okay I feel like a basic bitch is a bitch that's out here waiting on somebody to do something for it.

I feel like a bad bitch is out here doing shit for herself. It's more than physical. Like a bad bitch taking care of just home. But you know what? I think you can put bad B you can do bad B categories because you have bad Bs and some of them are bosses

and you have bad Bs and some of them are scammers. Okay. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Who? What? No, seriously. Shout out to all the pretty bitches that still.

still we're going to say this too I feel like buying shit please realize it's a difference between a hustler and a scam

and it's a big difference you're not hustling you scamming and especially like hustlers they get it from from nothing either either you out there

either you out there and you really car catches on fire taking people's social security numbers and stuff like that. Exactly, exactly. I hope somebody punch your grandma in the uterus.

She didn't do nothing. I know, but, you know, neither of the people they stole the shit from. Right, right. You ain't, you ain't, you're, hey, I'm just saying. Yeah. You can't be no swindler.

You can't, you're trying to, you know, you're trying to up here. Come on, man. I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear that horn swaggle. Damn. Hey, man, anybody. The more crazy the word is,

the more crazy the scheme was. The motherfucker hit me with cockamamie. Man, I had fucked around and fell for the wabobabooca. Yeah, they got me with the wababaluca. Oh, that motherfucker hit me with the flimflam. He got me with the old whoopsa daisy. Man, the nigger hit me with the mind. Sike, I ain't know what to do.

Sike my whole mind. When the last time you hit the nigger with a good psych, say, man, you know your bitch. Hey, man, I know your bill was due. I'm gonna go ahead and pay that for you. Sight. Hey, bitch, I think we're gonna stay together. I think I love you.

Sight. Hey, bring Sike back, but just with serious shit. Right. Hey, we need to talk. Just went to the clinic today. He said, I'm allergic to you. Sight. You know you paid when you participate in April of a week.

Who the fuck was counting down the day to play a trick on somebody? Oh, I can't wait till April 1st. You're an asshole. Hey, this nigga right here said you tricked him. Chauncey Rents. The niggins said this podcast is with niggas who thought Sabado Domingo was some exotic shit just to find out it means Saturday and Sunday. Do you mean to tell me it's not exotic?

Do you mean to tell me that Sabado Domingo does not make the women's swoon? Makes their pussy warm. He's Salvador Domingo. I'm Salvador Domingo. Exactly. Literally the weekend. Oh, yeah. In Spanish-speaking countries, they treat me like the weekend.

They receive me with open arms, open mouths, open vaginas, everything is. So hot. Can we come on your show? The Christie Show? Yeah. Oh, we can come? Yeah. For real.

Yeah. Hey, Kat got a question for you. Chris Brown. Oh, we didn't even talk about this. We dance a little. Damn. Is my tank or? ask your question. Oh, that's my question?

Who you're taking the fight? Oh, Breezy, for sure. Like, I feel like I can beat up Soldier Boy. Yeah, I said it. Okay. Young Velvita, go ahead crack that beef off. Beef sell record, and beef go together with cheese. And Velvita is

cheese. Oh, man, yeah. Yeah, man, so this is a soldier boy, real talk, bro. You was down in the hood. Man Gabor said, His head looked like a little golf boss. I said, smack it, man.

So he smacked it, and I took your phone, man, took a few pictures. I'm telling you, man, we got both your chain. Come back and get them, bro. You want your chain? Man, I slap them tattoos off your face, man. Then Phanty said, oh, you just found out, oh, somebody was in the hospital? Brough, we don't care nothing about nobody being in the hospital. We don't, man.

Ain't no breaks, man You need to talk this up by I'm telling you Anybody can get it We're coming to get everybody Your little brother, man Your little cousin, man, everybody And we're gonna wash your baby mama wig Man, real talk

For real. Your sister got a soul in here, man We're gonna take all that out For real You know where to find me Oh man, what? What? Where you be?

Check out my video, man. The address on my trap houses, man. I'm telling you, the killers there, we wait. For real. Pull up. I'm going to be in the boss boy, entertainment gear. You can't miss me, man. I'm going to have your chains on.

How long are you going to be out there? Man, we're going to be out there for the next two days. It's cold. But we're going to be out there waiting on him. I know he ain't going to show up. I'm gonna tell you like that, man, they came to my house. We, I blew my own house up so you know I ain't gonna play with you. No, tell up what happened?

No, what happened? No. No, you gotta tell up what happened. Soldier Boy, Charlie. What happened? Man, I had just got back in town for, well, I just got back from patina like I was out of town. I was making the grill cheese sound. Then I heard some rumbling, man, so I went now, I just grabbed this truck, man.

I grabbed a strap and I went downstairs. I heard some rumbling. They were like, that's bell. I was like, oh, man, these roaches in the house. They're in the house, man. So I went upstairs and got on the elevator to the third floor of the house, man, so I could get a good view of the four you.

Man, I was trying to get a good view of the four you, man. The four you? Okay, okay, okay. I got on my stomach, man. But I let off like 40,000 rounds. What did it sound like? Like, it was real fast, man. I was killing, I killed like 80 people.

It was like that many, man. You hit everybody. They had, it was two megabuses. When the police came, it was after two megabuses. They had called from Florida to my house, man. I killed everybody. I killed everybody. They said it was self-defense because it was just me, man.

I was letting around. They said the bus driver came in and said, ain't nobody left? He came there to get a bar of water. He didn't know what was going on. So I gave him a bottle of water. He went back outside. So that's just it. Who started all this shit?

Man, it's deep, man. That's why I'm asking you, can you the OG? Young Rolex, man. That's who started this shit? Young Rolex really started. What happened? Man, it's crazy. I used to write for him.

Young Rolex. Oh, we ain't know that shit. And they actually kidnapped my boy, young phantom. Fenta, man. And I actually had to drop. I dropped off $100,000 for him. All the time. In the bag.

Did you get him back? Yeah, I got him back, man. I went to the hospital and sent him a balloon. I had a balloon for him, man. I dropped that off from $100,000 because they were like $500,000. Then they were like another $500. I was like, if it's $100,000, $200,000, say that. So I dropped that off for my bro.

I dropped that off from my bro. Real niggish shit. I got money, man. Sold your boy. man i'm telling you get at me man bro i'm bringing the cannons out i'll blow your house up man i'll walk in your house with a bomb on me man who i'm telling you i got a bomb on me right now oh shit i'm like i'm icis i got some bomb shoes on right now i ain't know i ain't know real gangster shit if i tap my feet man i'm telling we all click your heels together everybody did

two click i'm dead serious no brakes and let me holl that flat right quick because Fly was, fly kinda know what's going on with the soldier boy shit. No, man, he come back at D.C., man, I promise you, man. Yeah, because he did say something to Fly, post the video. You know, he posted the video, he posted one you did. He posted the video, he was laughing at the shit. You know, when you do crazy shit like that, man, hey man, like me, when you talk about your name?

Your song was so beautiful. Oh my God, I played it over and all they were. That shit do. Bringing the black community together. That's what we do here on the 85. Man. Which song? About pull up on you or Me Too.

Hook it up. Oh, that set it up. Oh, yeah. Set it up. Yeah, we can set it up. Did he ever make an appointment? No. No.

Damn. You set that one up. Right. That's what happened on in my mind is if somebody got a problem. See, people got a problem until one person say, well, see, let's fight then. The problem ain't really. We can shout everyone to fight. You feel what I'm saying?

Folks realize that the internet is, it's like you gotta deal with the real life afterwards. Soldier boys sing like he the motherfucker trying to fight and be like, oh, oh, time up, time out. My shoe on time. And then, like, time out give you just enough time for the other nigger to be like, ain't no time out. No, man, the nigger hit me when I said time out. Nigger tight, go back in the car and be like, hold on, I got to go back to the car. Yeah, man. He's going to get parked.

He's going to get parked. You're probably trying to hit you with the Jesus shit. You punch him, knock him down, he get on his knees. When you see me on my knees, it's only because I'm getting stronger. Hey, man. But now, see, they're all to stay in the hood, but you can argue all day and you can make a scene like you, but I'm saying, though, but I'm saying that at one time, one thing, you'd be like, shit.

Yeah, fight that then. You be like, oh, hey, nice, see, fans. Y'all got this shit all wrong. Everybody be tripping, me and that man told me and that man. What thing I had to do with you? I don't know, I'm saying, what are you doing in like, bro? What are you doing it like, though? We don't squash that, man.

I don't know y'all have. Hey, the motherfucker tried to switch to the motherfucker that he know he can fight. Like, this nigger here. So you're laughing though. Oh, you want to laugh with Sala Beach on that? Come on, get up. Get up. Get up.

That's what I thought. This ain't got nothing to do with us. He's talking to hear about who he's going. This nigga won't get up though. He won't get up though. See, he want to talk. Let go. Let go.

You know, like, man, y'all cut that boy shit out, man. Hey, what about the nigger that told him to get up off? But that's all I'm going to say. Hey, shaw-knit. This is my hood. Hey, get up, Sha'am! Y'all go ahead and fight that shit out, because we ain't here in this shit tomorrow. No, some, man, fight this shit out.

Wait, me. I got a question of where, where, I just, Soulge Boy, where are you from? This motherfucker from everywhere, this motherfucker said, I'm in my hood. You in Compton. That ain't your hood. I don't like you from alone, he's from him, you know.

But where you are? He was dancing, he danced in Atlanta a few years back. That's a million, he did. He did. And apparently he shot everybody. That motherfucker was, that story. I want to see that Soldier Boy movie. so bad just for them scenes.

I heard he went to pause middle school and I went to private. I mean, that's cool at all, but I'm just saying you claiming a lot of areas, man. Like, like, you really, I don't care who you know, you really don't need to be hanging out in nobodyhood trying to put your arm around nobody trying to, with

Sean Kingston's jewelry on. Hey, that shit is weird. Sean Kingston probably was watching that shit like, that's my chain! That's my chain! Don't take my chain. Hey, but what a nigga go to? do a hood and just hug random niggas

even if that was his hood He didn't know it Man you don't get the fuck off me Who is this nigga man When he turned around When the nigga was coming down He was on live He was like

Hey oh Hey come out man He's talking about in front of hood When I nigg hugged the nigga All the way three blocks over Hey if you followed the nigga Hey come out trying to get your on live nigga come here

Hey if you and you If you and you're in somebody else's hood And they stout some shit out to you And your response Hey what's up man That's not the right end That's never the right end I was like

Then he went right at that part What he said What he said? What he said He was like hey motherfucker Hey What's up man Oh man

Man Nicket I'm in front of hook Come here man I was like Oh did you not see that part That was the world's famous part Yeah what do you say

man Man man I'm from the hood Hey motherfucker Hey What's up man Oh come here man Bill?

I was like, nope, it's about to go down. It's about to go out. Hey, how I got so big, right? Oh, shit. What that nigga talking about in front of the hood? Hey, motherfucker! Hey, what's up, man? Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Because he was talking shit on the camera before. That nigga took all the meme mug out his face, didn't he? Fuck y'all! Who said I ain't from the hood? Hey, man. Fuck you, niggie. Hey, come in.

I was like, that niggins sound more like, Christy P, goddamn. They were like, damn, Mr. Nivir? I'm like, oh, that thing here don't turn it to another thing. Hey, man. Hey, but I ain't gonna like, look like he tried to do a little song when he threw the phone on. What's a big man?

Oh, you saw him when he put his head. But he knew, that was the move of somebody who looked like they had, they had paid for what they paid for, because everybody broke that up. There's a lot of people breaking that up. Like, I don't know what it is. Hey, look, if you're looking for a gang to join 85 South Show got a game. We don't do no violent shit.

We only do good shit. All you got to do is buy a hoodie or a t-shirt. Let me tell you something. I'm going to be 100. I'm going to be all the way 100. God damn. This nigga hood rat. Hey, this motherfucker is about to tell either the realest shit ever.

Let me tell you from the hood and you get tried like that. At first of all, you don't know live. Like, I'm going to be honest. I was on my live, first of all, I'm not in no hood that I'm not really from. I'm not being in the hood with me because I broke shit down. I'm a hood, nigga. I saw the three videos before you went actually in the hood. You're same niggas who from that hood who was in your video.

Did you not see how quick they switched up when that shit went down? They were like, nigga, they grabbed the phone you through. They go, who phone is? It's my blood, fuck wrong, too. Right. We're hoping to one. Right. I'm like, yeah, see you're playing in these niggah hood.

That's how they, you know what I'm saying? Like, these niggas don't know you. You feel what I'm saying? They think they're going to turn their own people for you. Right. You're crazy. I know them. Right.

They're together. We're just playing it all. Because, nigga, you're sold the boy. I'm going to be in here. Like, you know what you're going to have in the future? Yeah. Motherfuck. Hey, motherfucker feel of finesse.

Hey, yeah. Fonested. Fuck out. I'm right. You in the hood. This is what happens. You're crazy. I know everybody in.

Nick, they call me your ice cube machine barbershop 3. Like, nigga, we see it right now. What you want it to do? I'm like, nigga, that ain't that serious. Y'all come to fuck down. You feel what I'm saying? It ain't one like that way. It was like, niggas, like they see what's going on.

Like, niggum would call niggas. If that would have been me in that neighborhood, bro, and that shit would have went down. I would say, hold up, keep the line rolling. Me and him got a hit. We got a hit in the middle of the street for 15 sake. Why you try me? How old that do it?

I don't even fuck what you're talking to see him. But I need my respect. You feel what I'm saying? Keep the line rolling. Nigg would be like, oh, shit. The nigg are really out of you with this shit. Get out. They would have been like, okay.

Hey. Hey. And Sean Kingston would have put it at the house like, that's my chain. Why is he fighting in my chain? No, not going down like that, bro. You can't get, it's rules and regulation to this. Stop the motherfucking violence. You got to stop the motherfucking violence, yeah.

Yeah. Being stupid now, you know what I'm saying? Now, this is a hundred nigglers, but get your ass off the mobile. Not from Oval. Hey man, in every situation, we advise all our viewers, all our listeners to make the smart decision, man. We ain't gonna, we get, hey man, if the thing's about to whoop your ass, run. Run. Go home.

Run. Just run. Just run. Just make that shit weird. Make that shit weird. Make that shit weird. If you're too fat to run, take your shirt off. Start rubbing your nipples.

Like, who most? Do something, man. Just, if you can't get away. If you can't get away, be weird, man. Scare him. Save your own life. D drastic situations make you do drastic shit. Niggas about to jump you.

Who want this HIV? Who want it? Right, right. Who want it? Bite your tongue. You just start spitting blood on motherfuck. AIDS on you. Puh.

AIDS on you. Puh. Ah! Motherfuck is about to kill me, and I'm ready to die. Let's get it. Man, this nigger. I'm gonna let everybody know before. I'm gonna let everybody know before we start fighting.

I'm breaking dicks. We good. We good. Hey, man. Hey. I'm good. I'm good. I don't even know how digs break, but I'm not.

No, I'm good. Hey, flat. What's wrong with this thing? Hey, man. They got quiet. Like, I just wore everybody to fucking know. We're gonna fucking fucking. Freaking dix.

There's a bitch who's saw in a coo. Like, this nigga brought a knit with you, nigga? We puncha bitches in the pussy too. What else? I'll kick your nipples off. Is that possible? I don't know. I'm wearing cleats.

Oh, it is possible. It's a nigga, yeah. You see what we go through? Yeah. Man, we appreciate you coming through the 85-7 show, man. Thank you for having me. It's been amazing. What you got coming up, man?

What can we look forward to from the Christmas show? Um, more skits, um, performing and hopefully some stage plays and hopefully I touch that big screen. I'm working on the stage. Hey, we're going to go ahead and talk that into existence. You go touch that big screen. Let's do it. We're going to touch that big screen. Let's go.

Let's go. What I'm talking about? Clayton Show. Oh, yeah, Atlanta Comedy Theater this weekend. Is this coming out for? Friday? All right. Well, I got shows Thursday, which is tomorrow, which is before the show comes out. But this is in the future show. The show comes out on Friday. And I'm doing shows Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Are we doing the official joint? We're doing it. Sunday. You with it? I'm with it. Sunday. I'm with it. D.C. with it. Look, look. Y'all don't even know how geeked I am for this shit because, look, we did a live show. Everybody didn't get come to the live show. So we figured, look, we're going to do a pop-up live show. And we're doing a pop-up live show at my show. Atlanta Comedy Theater Sunday, right?

Sunday, 6.30, 6.30. Come early. We're going to have drinks. Come, be prepared. We're going to be there. We're doing the podcast first. Check this out. You get the tickets. Yeah, tell them. You get the tickets to the podcast show, and you get to stay for my show that's free. So I'm there the whole weekend.

Sunday. Sunday. My show starts at 8. My show starts at 8. Huh? Oh, so we have you doing it? Yeah, we're doing it. We worked it out. We're good.

You coming? I said that. They said you was coming, but now you came and you don't look like you're coming. You don't come? No, I'm fucking, hey, look. This Sunday, this Sunday. This Sunday, so 85 South Show. If you're in the vicinity, you in the area, it's Atlanta Comedy Theater,

Atlanta Comedy Theater.com. That's the website. Go there, man. Plug that. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey Hey

Oh my god Hey I'm gonna be there Hey What'd you say come in Hey I wrote your fat ass On a man in here with teddy

Oh thought you talking about me Cause I said before they get with it Oh, I'm so big man with my teddy Hey hey hey You got too much chin and chin You just want to buy my chin Oh, my cheer, watch out, man, draw by my chin. Oh, good.

Push your tea on your friend. That bitch I don't ever end. Brousher in. Hey. Hey. Every day, they know it looks like a cooche hay. All the time, I was horny as hell, and I'm like, hey, bro, I gotta drop you, bro, because I'm not feeling well.

This is the 85 South show. It's a podcast for niggas who know better but still do what the fuck they're doing anyway. Man. We ain't judging you. If you knew better, you do better. But when you do better, they're like, mm-hmm. That's about right, though.

That's not my right. That is about right. Why are you so quiet there? Just listening, taking it all in. I need you. You want a red bull? Sure. That had them old folks sound with it.

Baby, what I'm doing? Shit? It's dragging it all. Shit. Jake it all. What you're taking on? What's your taking on? What?

Everything. Everything. She's thinking my whole wheel and shit. Hey, if you fuck your girl and she lay like this on the bed after you fuck, you ain't do shit. That's not true. Maybe her shoulders hurt. Boy, she lay headburns close to the TV. for you to leave.

If that bitch shush you during commercials, she don't fuck with... Shh. I need to hear the side effects. She don't fuck with you. She don't fuck with you. I don't know. I fuck good. I'm sorry.

I don't have one to throw it now. I'm telling. Pretty decent fuck. I mean, it might not be the best, but it was decent. The worst thing was was decent. Everybody came. Really? Everybody came.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm about to lose if she ain't came before me. I do all the shit all at once. I suck both tities rubbed the clit nigger. Everything gets touched. I hate the one that you have to do damn to everything. You're like this little. I'm just sucking on your elbow.

Get to me. Ha ha ha. That. Ah. The elbows be working hard. I would never look at elbows the same See that? Yeah

See that? Yeah. Nut skin, elephant skin It's what your elbows made out of. Scientific truth. Combination of both. Yep. And I also wanted to share a fact

If your child has Crater Cap, you should probably fight them. You know, we were talking about the kids fighting if they have Crater Cap. What's that? I don't even know what that is. You know, the little scalp stuff that's in the baby's head.

It's heavy dandrum? Yeah. Real heavy. Hey, man. Real cap. Man, that's not. That's like a red nose pit bull and baby fight. They're really aggressive.

Give me that little baby with foot and mouth disease. We're going to get them well. He's going to be cold. This is the most fucked up shit ever. I can't believe y'all treat babies like this. I'm a baby right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Question, question. Did y'all see the babies? No. The twin babies and the baby dropped. They was trying to climb on the dresser. The dresser fell on one of them. The other one figured out a way to get that bitch up off of them. That's just a little kid shit because you don't get a woman.

That's the one that's going to grow up. grow up to cure cancer? Yeah, yeah, because you just don't want that weapon for fucking up. He was like, shut the fuck up. Because they got the whole video. Shut the fuck up, man. I'm doing my best. I can't lift it.

All right, let me drop pushing it. Shut the fuck up. He got that shit off of me. He was like, you're okay. You're good, you good, you good. You're good. Put this blanket off of you. Shut the fuck up, man.

You're good. Did you see the first baby when the dresser fell on the second? He just looked at him like, you goofy. Oh, shit, man. Why do you ain't get out the way? Why you ain't moved? Why did you put your foot in the drawer? I had my foot on the drawer.

You put your foot in the drawer. The funny part about the video is them having a whole baby conversation. Show them what I'm supposed to do. Show them baby. Like, hey, the baby up under was giving them hands signals like, get this shit off me. He was like, nigga, I'm a baby. I get this shit off. He's like, I'm a baby.

I'm not dead. You think I'm gonna pick this shit up? I'm not dead. I don't know where the draw. Right. So when I push this shit, I'm gonna push one way and you roll the other, okay? Look, look, look, look, look. Roll your big ass head.

Oh, you'll be fine. You got baby bones. They're not gonna break. Stop crying. Stop crying. Your neck can't even develop. Stop crying. You can't even hold your head up.

Your neck's not fused together. When I push the shit, you just roll. I'm a push it, you roll. You ready? One, two. Hold, hold, hold, hold up. What the fuck is a roll? Look.

motherfucker, the shit you've been doing every night when it's time to go to sleep. Okay, okay. All right. Let's take the time on three. Two, three. Ah! Shit!

We got to find some better shit to play with. Hey, man. I don't know why they didn't give us more toys. Broke-ass parents. They're probably smoking milk. Hey, the parents was not in there at all. No, because their dad was watching the shit. Like, that's my son.

Figure it out. Come on. Come on. You got 30 seconds before he started turning blue. That nigg was watching. the shit like soft you have 30 seconds to get the dress rock your little brother otherwise you'll be her only child the daddy was watching this shit like i didn't want two of them anyway survival of the finish it's not up to me to say eat him eat him he's not going to make it out

just go ahead and eat him son you know all parents who saw that shit you know what the dad said when the mama came home guess what your son did that guess what your son did that guess what your son One did today. Yeah, they... Stupid-ass in there playing with the dresser. One little stupid-ass fell up under there. The other little stupid-ass had to say it. You want to see the video?

I got the video. The shit tight. This is the HD. That shit your mama bought us for Christmas. Yeah, we're going to watch this shit. I sent it to you. You ain't get it. Oh, man.

I'm trying to sing you that shit early. Stupid that little bit. Stupid that little bitch. I don't do that song right though. That's a song. What? Stupid that little bit. Stupid that little bit.

Stupid that little bit. Who? Who? Who? Hey, stupid-haired little bitch. Who? Stupid-ha-a-l-l-dil-a-l-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Say what the fuck, you stupid-ha little bitch?

Hey, I hate those stupid-ha bitch. Oh. Who? You can't pay their rent. Who? Who? You're always a strict-clotho bitch, you were begging that bitch. Oh.

If you think you're feeling a kid or fip-eat him, if you think you're feeling a kid or fitty, yes, yes, a twin-old. Hey! Look at my African-American. Isn't he wonderful? great. Isn't he grand? African? They don't understand. We're about to get rich, stupid-ass little bitch. She don't never take me back. I can stand this hole. She'll be always doing that. Weave in the back, but she bawled on the side. Let the shit ride. Long-ass-a-titty, sad.

Shit, really, really long. Old-ass-hoe. Every time I see her, dance long song. This got two grandkids. They're on the west side. Chilling with this, because we're the best I like my chicks who didn't gave up Chicks that then gave up Hey, stupid little bitch You ain't getting no bread You ain't never getting rich I'm out here with the ride

Getting to the fish Pull these bitches out and they all up On my dig Any other shit that you be on We don't really fuck with it telling you Your bitch in the room she's loving it Damn, yeah I mean she makes love in it

Yeah Your bitch is in a covenant I ain't What? Yeah Talking about she's silly bitch You lie You just

Selling me You sell the pussy What I mean Bitch I know a bitch You For that pussy for Filtin Yeah

Yeah Hey Go buy me To buy me to I got me Cut the price If you smoke My beer

I don't get I don't get Oh Welcome back to 85 South Shore Baptist Church. This podcast was brought to you in part by the good people over there, the Red Bull, Energy Drinks, and Beverages. And nuts. Because with Noah.

And these nuts. Built the ark. The animals came because they drank Red Bull. All the animals had Wayne. Why do you think it was too? They was hot together. Red and blue. We got the red.

red and blue today because we're trying to bring unity in the community. We got the red and the blue and shit because, you know, shit got real with Chris Brown and Soldier Boy. Soldier Boy started working out. Chris Brown smoking cigarettes. You can see that, huh? Man, that's all here, man. He's training now. Soldier Boy training? Yeah. What he training for? Two for the big fight. The machine was being them up. When I saw Soldier Boy dribbling the basketball, I was like, that lean has.

affected your coronation if you if you can't if you can't dribble with one hand like every time you dribble you got to switch hands and you go no you you you know hey you know what this shit reminded me of we're seeing a soldier boy work out you remember when pook was trying to get out the crack and the nigger couldn't stand up on the tree man they kept falling off the bike and shit did y'all see when he was swinging but the nigger Fuck, you swaned? I hope that ain't how you swaned. Hey, did you see the video of Rick Ross

when he was boxing? They posted that shit on Twitter. No, they posted this shit on Twitter, and Erica Badoo was like, Nick, I'll whoop the shit out of Rick Ruh. Hell, no. Hey, I think Erica Badoo would hit you with their fade because she just so...

She got that beautiful melanin. She, like, missed it. She'll teleport on your ass. Who was the most celebrities you think fight real good. I think Mr. Elliot will fight anybody with the trash bag on.

All right. And she's going to have a fan with her. And she's going to fake you out. She's going to be doing all that missing shit. He-hi-hi-hi-hi. You're stupid, man.

Who do you think some celebrities that can fight real good? You're going to see the dick? I don't think about that. Oh, maybe Kiki. Kiki. Kiki Palmer. Maybe.

You think so? No. No? Maybe Sierra. You think Sierra can fight? Yeah, because she used to dance in the head. So maybe she can fight. So you think Sierra would catch a fade?

I think she could. The sweet ones, people always underestimate. I think she could hold her own. I think Rihanna might not can fight, but she'll put together some evil shit to get rid of your ass. She may have him hands. Who knows? I don't believe, I believe Rihanna can scrap. It's crap.

You think so? She's like she gonna take her shoes off first, but she can't fight with no shoes on. She got curls in my head. Hey, Faye, you're stupid, man. Then young and make is crap. I don't think, I don't really think she can fight. Just because how she was rapping. I can never lose what you thought.

You don't sound very confident. Like, you don't say, I can never lose. Fuck you thought, nigger. I could never lose. I could never lose what you thought. I could never lose what you thought. Like she sounds like she said that shit getting in the car. Yeah.

I could never lose. What you thought? You lost. Queen Latifah. I think I know for a fact Queen Lativa can scrap. She's from Jersey. Queen won't for. She's choking.

She's from Jersey. I think you know, that's up. Calm now. When I let you go, calm down. Right. Don't try that. I think Martha can fight. Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart, you're talking about the white lady? Yeah. You think she can fight? Yeah. How she fight, though? She's fighting like a white person. Like a trap cat, maybe? That's what I was thinking.

Like, she probably ain't good off the jump, but, like, her defense game is way up. Yeah. Real. I think Maya Angelou will see her poem. What the fuck? The reason why I had to whoop your eyes was because you approached me. me with no class. So every time

you see these fists, just remember Maya Angelou is no bitch. That shit is going to crazy. That shit gangsters, motherfucker. This is the 85th. I've showed all the podcast. That's goddamn funny all the time. You understand?

I said all... For two hours straight. Does happen. Real shit, man. We got to get the fuck out of here. But, Miss Porter, you have love and support over here at the 85 South Show you got it we're proud of you

keep pushing keep persevering yeah man send us some shit so we can post it out love all that hall my thing so I can take a picture your hoodie Chad we got any hoodies yet okay people be lying we got a t-shirt we can get you a t-shirt to it's cold I'm gonna need a hood no look just what you do this is what you do you just wear your t-shirt

with a long-sleeve shirt until you get the new shit But now because then y'all not gonna give me one We will get you one They'll come in Friday You need a small Yeah we got small Yeah we got you don't pout How fat are our sizes now

4x? 4x good No we need that I got my big people fucking won't shirt I didn't know it was like a 5xxx I didn't know that Oh man We got one X's now

We got two X We got three X Hey This is the crazy part I'm like, damn, this is the crazy part. All the four eggs sold out before he even ordered them shit. Yeah, they order the motherfuckers that wanted the four eggs went around us and ordered the shit anyway. We need more four X in this P. We need four Ores in the P.

Hey. We got five, six, seven, seven, and eight. You is a nine, a bitch, you need to die. I'm telling you, man, that shit you need to try. We got big-ass shirts for the big-ass shirts for the big-ass. people we want everyone to get one and we're keeping it equal one lady said the shirt costs too much how the hell if they sold out if they cost too much what you bitch is you crazy or is you just cheap you need to save your check and save another one the next week and if you can't afford it

well shit don't you buy it talk to us about the price and get mad don't you try damn right This is Stevie from 92 a.m., Rebel Radio, and D.C. Young Fly taught me how to spit like that. Talked me how to spit like that. Kick one for the boys over there. Crystal meth is going to be the death of me. Second wife. Her name was Stephanie. But I didn't love her.

Shit, I want to leave her. So I fucked the girl at the hospital. Her name was Nita. my kids go with her kids we're family and that's just the way it is if you think I'm lying shit come over by the house

I got a beer for your hand and some reaper for your mouth that has been the episode we'll see your ass next time punk motherfucker bitch man Hey, no shout.

Naomi from Chase from the bank. They're giving us love in the bank. Oh, oh, hold up. Wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, fuck wrong with y'all at Chase Bank. So y'all giving us so much love. A nigga was just down there a month ago.

Couldn't even get a motherfucking the kid. Shout out to Naomi. Right now at the Chase Bank. Naomi, a little fine-ass bank teller. Naomi, I want to do, I want you to be the bank teller from, from, uh, what's the shit? Insecure. Insecure. Yeah.

Come be my Tasha. Come be my Tasha, girl. Hey, put them tinnies up like Tosh. I want you to be the bank of all, said it all. What's the procedure on the gun? What's the procedure? I can't believe they. Amen.

I heard, bro, like, did you see playing that shit so well? The procedure with the goodness in your face. The more I watched the movie, the more it was they fault. Who? Set it off. You're talking about the four of them? Yeah, it was they fault, bro. They just kept one.

Everything was they for. What the fuck did you bring your baby to work for and sit him on the flow? At least sit the motherfucker on the couch, so he got to climb off the... She didn't get on my nerves in that movie, though. Yeah. And then Queen Lativa going to keep throwing the CDs and shit out the cup. Bitch. Yeah, you messed up.

Bitch, what are you listening to? First of all. First of all, when she knew she was from the die, she hit them guy down, those hydraulics. She's like, fuck, that shit. You don't want to work for Luther? What you said at all? If you don't want to work for Luther,

Hey They're gonna teach me how to do the beat? That was the beat. Nika, I got fucked up knuckles. I used to get to steel. That nigga was like... That nigga was... George in the Jungle.

Donkey dog. That nigga, a grown-ass kid. Like, beat one job. Oh, man. That nigga drive and shit with one hand. Oh, man. I don't know if you both of the hair things? I don't know how.

This thing is a run. This thing, a run. This thing that hand don't work. Man, that other hand got their goofy hair. What wrong with your boy, man? Boy, got a goof-hand hand, boy. Oh, little bit of hand having that one hand, little hair. He don't have any thumbs.

Oh, a little bit of hand, boy. Retired a hand. What can't grip shit, a little bit of hand. Oh. That hand ain't got no grip, Jay Grit. Grab. A little baby head in there, boy, get a hold of yourself. I ain't.

That's all the little boy, can't even wear no gloves. Oh, little baby head. Right. I will. Alright, all right, all right, I'll. 85. 85. Hey

Oh, we got, what you got? What we're gonna do on this mist tape, man? That's what they've been saying in the things. I'm asking for the fans. We're gonna go back on all the episodes, get all the hot songs, and put them all on one tape in hand, you're gonna fuck, buy for $199.

Yeah, $199. We're gonna sell it like nips. Let's just sell one like Wu-Tang album for a million dollars. Ooh. What, damn, I'm gonna fuck. Yeah. But, that white dude gonna buy.

Martin Screlli We don't give a fuck We'll sell it I bought the whole 85 South Show Mixtape if anyone wants to hear it What you're going to have to do is I'm going to have to go to my website It's screllavelli.com

He's an asshole with it I know you motherfuckers are on my dick again Want to hear the 85 South Show mixtape Well I may be able to arrange that for your little treat But yeah we'll get in that later I'm the only one who has it. There's only one.

What's my mother's like in here? Anybody got some Lucy's? Lucy. All right, we're going to get one for Christmas. The views expressed by D.C. Yon fly. Do not represent 85, South. In kingdom.

Hey, Nick, we had to pull him into the side after every episode. Hey, man, come me. Hey, if I was D.C., if I was D.C.'s lawyer, I'd be like, well, your honor, did he touch him? fuck what he said my client says a lot of shit that's his job for you to take that away from him would take away his livelihood but did he touch her if he didn't touch shut the fuck up now he's standing like I ain't talking I didn't talk I said a lot of shit what I would all right man this part here oh are we doing drops yeah do a drop okay 85

South Show, man, this for all the people who said you wasn't going to be shit. Watch this podcast and then go look at them in the face and say, Ha! And walk the fuck off. They're not going to know what's going on, but you will. Sometimes you do shit for you

and that's what the 85 South Shore is for. You got kids that getting on your nerve, watch the 85 South Show. What's the mission this year? Huh? What's the mission this year? The mission statement? For 2017. The mission statement for the 85 South show is to bring people together of

different cultures, different ethnicities, different communities, and we try to bring you together through highlighting the bullshit. That's what we're trying to do, right? I'm not, man, this show, we'd be pulling bitches off this motherfuck. Hey, hey, fly, you're going to blow the front.

You're going to blow the front. Don't tell them. Hey, man, this show is not a rest haven. It's a stopping point. It's a young lady on their way to get their life together. You just stop through here, give us a little head. It's nothing, it's nothing big.

And then we're going to put you on the right track to where you need to be. This shit, like DeVry University is like Everest. We like all that. You're sitting there. You're sucking dick for no reason. You might as well suck some dick with a purpose. How many M's does your dude

did you suck and dick got in the bank account? Not as much as us. If we put it together, we got one M. Hey, I'm going to be a laugh. Shit. Hey man, together, we're a millionaire. As a team, we are $1 million. Long as we stay together.

We're a million dollars. Long as we got them stay together. Hey, man, hey man, this is y'all, I'm trying to buy Bougat. No, Clayton, that's a two seat. There's three of us, niggins. I don't know what you're gonna do. You're right. You're right. You're right. I'm looking into the Grand Rapids right now.

You know, every time we buy a car, we always got to check in and be like, you like this bad seat. Man, man, y'all got to take that back. I can't drive us thick. Man, we're a millionaire. Y'all got to take that Bentley back. Is that new house? Nobody going to say shit, man. We're trying to get this money together, man. At all.

All right, y'all. Yeah, let's get the fuck on out of here, man. Let's get late. 2017 we're off to a great stuff fuck outside right now I'm talking about who next to we bullshit y'all yeah no nobody have to be plod on me I keep it on me no

real quick can we do like a cleaner drop for the pop-up all right look get your ass on man I got time that's what you want me to say that was the shit that you was holding on to you put an asterisk next to that on the shit make sure you get there

We sold out. Niggas, this is a commercial for the dump. Make sure you get here this weekend. Get rid of all of your, we've got sofas, we've got love seats, we've got duvet covers at the dump. See, stick with us, Chad. We'll get you there. We're going to get you there.

We're going to get you to a duvet cover. It's to cover up that couch when it started being ain't shit. Throw that bitch on the couch. No. No, he's not close. Don't help him. I'm saying they got a big-ass green cover. Yeah, duvet.

Duvay. Dovee. Okay. All right, let's do it. What's Sunday's day? Oh, that's my birthday, hey. Okay. Happy birthday.

That's why he wanted to do this. Don't fucking age. Hey, man. This motherfucker trying to sneak us to his surprise part. Surprise! This is your birthday. How the fuck? It's a surprise.

No, he's gonna get him like, oh man, y'all did all this for me. My niggas, we're at work. Slash your birthday party. Okay. What the fuck? No, no, no, no, no. No, we know. But he bit.

He bit. He looked at your Facebook page. It was like his birthday's on the 8. No, I didn't like. You know him. All right, that's. Okay, I'm not. Okay.

All right, all right, let's get out of here. All right. Can we do it without loaves on the phone? I appreciate that. I didn't know they was recorded. No, it's like all three of us, you know. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.

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