The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Coldest Nigga Walking | Ep. 106

Episode Date: November 25, 2017

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My stupid a. Parano advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin And it might be a long blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got today's in the building.

Say what, say what, say what, say what? We got today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Ted eyes in the building. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's In turn. With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work.

With your stagging ad. Why your kids still playing up in dirt? With your staggin' ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stagin' air. Now you gotta try to crank it first. With your stagin' ass.

Oh, said, you're gonna be late for work. With your stagin' ass. And you ain't gonna have no fucking talk. With your stagin' ass. If you don't bend over see with the shit, kill it too. Fucking these hoars on the loo. Niggas' talking about.

Them nigginsin'n'n' hanging with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent. And anytime she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick. Hey, I'm telling where you might see me, I'm posted in the A, but I might jump on the plane in Parley Vuola-Franche because my do-los, I got the jokes, I'm everywhere, you see me with it. I'm up in Africa, I'm telling jokes in different cities. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities.

Hey, niggum went to Germany and felt some different cities. Hey, hell, niggum went to Germany and felt some different cities. I say they're small and they round, but felt some different cities. Smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad Like B.C. Youngfly She's walking out,

bitch is pulling up I'll apologize and then I say I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man I don't know crazy man I don't give him some of that pussy he'll give some of his dick to you give him some of that pussy girl

I don't like asking You come of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some. But if this pussy is great, then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl. I don't like that. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck. It's good.

A lot. You got to smell, but I want to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I want a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a book. They want one more, Lowe. Just one more. All right. Okay.

All right. You want to make me do it? What more do you want for me? Shout out to my nigger Tyrese. His girl got him paying like 13 Gs in child support. Bro, if racism wasn't so prevalent in Hollywood, we could have got to got, we could. They owe us three movies, just about Apollo Creek. Right.

Keep that shit going, man. Give me some fun. bring the funk in bro it's the 85 south show it's like a real nigga news network and uh if you listen to like three of these episodes you could probably change your network hey see i'm gonna tell you some shit and you want to know why this the podcast started by me and young fly and clayton chico came along we started rapping and making all types of songs and uh my nigger now he be doing do he be touching and grabbing shit and when i post the pick i do it on instagram hashtag quit touching shit oh there i am i'm your girl's favorite comic i'm so sick with the freestyle i make

niggas vomit damn like green eggs and ham i'm kicking bitches out the crib like marty did pown like oh see that shit was so easy but that wasn't even my line i heard that shit from louise and they don't even get credit what credits do but that ain't shit that i don't do because I keep it so true I rock red with the shoes and the blue with the hat I spit fast and niggas can't stand that and uh and every time that you see me I be so cool J o win put this shit on pro two damn that shit crazy shout out to my niggas who don't like they old lady but they love their babies that for the reason you can't leave I'm gonna give it to you straight because I know that's what you need it's uh I'm gonna take it back to like 03 when I was doing

this shit for free and wasn't charging a fee, but no, I knew then that I was back to win. Snoot was drinking gin. I had some bitches at the crib, they can't go home, because they didn't have no home, and they didn't have no phone. But they had a lot of ass and a real nice face, so I had them rolling grass. I'm like a drug dealer, but I tell jokes. I'm like a drug seller, the way I smoke old. I want some ribs.

Had your girl butt-necked Walking around my crib And you don't even know That's how the pimping goes And I'm a pimp some holes And have them cooking tacos And I'll be all in the kitchen Play that shit

J-O-Wing We on a mission Oh, that was just the first part Man, let that shit break Well, that was just the first part I'm gonna dress a red bull You give them too much You say I'm giving them too much

But I really don't think I give them for nothing Bruh, this is what you got to watch again as a grown person, though. Golden Girl. This shit was some sick shit. All these 70-plus year old ladies still hold. But it's Thanksgiving. We can't wait for, like, am I the only one who started preparing for Thanksgiving that week? Like, on Monday?

Like, I started eating light on Monday, like, ooh. No full meals, no. I'm going to eat heavy this week. I'm going to eat heavy. You don't get no size. You're a chicken fillet. Just a sandwich and a water. I'm going to eat heavy at the end of the week.

I don't eat shit. You know, am I the only one that starved myself on Thanksgiving morning? Like, I'm determined not to eat nothing all morning until it's time to eat. But I don't like the help, though. Like, when they walk past the ass who were up to help, I still pretend like I'm asleep. This podcast is for niggas that pull over just the comment. I did not know that. Y'all, hey, man, the notification gang be going real hard out here in these streets.

The comments from the notification. gang be shit like man I ain't even watched this shit yet and I'm already leaving comments I know this shit gonna be what you man shit you know what it is you better open your damn eyes get you crawl on shit I shit I I I get with a crawler oh hell no keep me a crawler yeah I mess well yeah I mess with them yeah but them crawlers they be on that shit me weed we on it I mean I do my thing on the weekend I work you do I work through I the wicket, the sneaky gig of the weekend.

You ain't got no damn jobs, y'all this. Quit all the line. Shit, I know the rooos in the kitchen. I got to go up there, give me some of that white powder off the way. And you be inside nigger the decade. Come on, man. I feel like you ain't showing niggas the steps to success. Okay.

You talk about it. I'm gonna tell them then. You tell them your life. Alright, here it go. Give a breakdown. The first thing you got to do to be a vet and not a rookie. You want to be the president. Well, grab him by the pussy.

And shit, I'm talking about life. Don't grab nobody by the pussy unless that's your wife. And these is all facts. The president was black. They need to bring him right back because this dude that they got now, I don't know how. He'd be saying shit like, you ever drunk milk from a cow? I'm like, nigger, what the fuck is you saying?

You the president, my nigger, you must be goddamn playing. And I ain't trying to say that I know it all. But why the fuck with that? They waste money building a wall around Mexico. Mexico so goddamn cool. They got dope and they got hos and they got all that shit too. Damn. And they're like they don't need a.

Shout out to Maria Jose and my nigga, Jesus. You think that I don't know shit. I speak a little Spanish, nigga. Viva, Mexico. You know what I'm saying? I can rap that shit in speech. That's straight facts to him, bro. You know what I mean?

I really love what you're doing butter game. Come on, bro. I'm trying to be big, my nigger. I'm trying to be bigger than Oprah Winfrey was in the 80s, bro. I'm talking about I want to be bigger than the old L. Sharp than, my nigger. I want to be bigger than the first motherfucking iPad, iPhone, all that. I'm talking about I'm trying to be bigger than a Motorola brick phone, my nigga.

What I'm saying, Los, what you're doing to the beat right now? I'm saying, like, you're beating the fuck out the beat. Your girlfriend suck Dick at the movie Theater I caught your girlfriend sucking dick in the movie

theater I saw your girl sucking wee wee Yeah man You ready to jump this shit off We'll be ready in a few minutes You know I always I'll never just start this shit

I always just be talking He's talking into it. You got to warm your vocals up, man. Get your banter game together. Get your motherfucking product placement on, man. He's about to get chilly, billy, willy out here, man. Before I met y'all, man, ain't nothing about a podcast. Ain't nothing about product placement.

But see, that's why we had to do it. That's exactly why we had to do it. And you are smart nigger. You know what I'm saying? I know you be up to up to date and what's current and what's going on. down out here in New Street. The podcast. She caught that phone.

Yeah. It's a lot. 85. 80. 85. Hey, pipe, hey. It's all about mental elevation. Do you ever know why they're talking about

fucking? It's some online technical. We'll need to know all that. You're just in the podcast. Fuck. You know what I'm saying? If the cold is one. understand me. Out of all the ones that's cold, this just happens to be the coldest one.

Everywhere we go, we got people talking about this shit, bro. Different states. Different. I'm talking about the niggas who be like janitors at the airport and shit. Be like, goddamn load, what your ugly lad doing in here? Man. All off some 85th shit. Kevin Tate brother, he'll barber here. Oh, for real? Man, he loved this shit. What's the name? Kurt.

Kurt, shout out to Kurt Tate. I don't know if his last name, Tate. But he knows. Man, you see him, he looked just like Kevin Tate. He's bigger, though. Oh, okay. He's really a brother. That what's up, man.

He was like, you think you know my brother? He said, man, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know every nigger that's funny. It was worth knowing. I know a whole bunch of niggas that's worth knowing and a bunch of motherfuckers I wish I could have known. Yeah, he's like, yeah, man, I fuck with that shit. He was annoying episodes by heart.

He don't watch the YouTube. Oh, you just be listening to it. Oh, we're going to come in here one day and do, we got to do some clean, clean episodes for the barbershop. You know what I'm saying? Because I know the hood barbershop just play it straight through, but some of them folk be, you know, some of the barbershop be a front for, like, dope boy Christian.

Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, speaking of which, shout out to all the Christian dope boys. That's what he just said. No, we're going to definitely do one. I've been saying. I said it last year because my home boy got the barbershoping, he was like, man, you know, we'd be playing it later on in the evening, but, you know, we want to be getting that prime spot. I think you better choose your cash wise with him. You know, you've been out here that boy fly. Oh, yeah, he's going to be in the, he's been clean on TV all day.

Do you know? That's the clean as you're going to get. That's the clean as you're going to get. Times are changing, man. I don't understand why you can't say what the fuck you want to these days. That's what got me so pissed, though. You were the first one to push the envelope for a while in time. Why you feel like that?

I feel like it was a mother. They pushed it pretty hard before I got on there. I guess you could say that because I was on that when he brought it back. And, you know, when it had been off for such a minute. We thinking that was the reason why they took it off. No. Because niggas were pushing the emigloom. Nick just was like, no, I'm good right now.

He didn't really want to do it no more. Yeah, you came. Man, we came and took, I think when we came, we took the show somewhere else, though. Like, it was what it was before we got there. But if you watched the old shit before we got there and the new shit now, it's really two different shows. Yeah, it's just a different speed. It's a different, a whole different atmosphere, I feel like. Season 10 coming up on the air.

and did six seasons of this show and they still be acting like it's my first day who'd be acting like that man the people who you know the people who think they run shit them the people I got the biggest beef with right now and I got everybody that I'm beefing with it's the sexual predators and motherfuckers who think they run shit

I hate that but that's the thing I don't even feel like I have to tell them Like it was this one Right But I'd just be looking at them Dude they'd be like Bless they hard

Now that I'm grown I finally figured out What old people meant by that shit It wasn't because they care About your actual heart When old people say Bless it's hard That just

They see you going hard Doing some pointless ass shit And they don't want to be the one Who kill your little dumb-ass joy Bless his heart That's just like when you see your baby Trying to put Yeah

When you see your baby Trying to put a nickel in the phone You're like, oh Bless his heart He don't know no better That was just a nice way of calling you stupid Hell Man

That's who got shit Fucked up People who think they run shit But if you ask them what they do They description And describe that they run shit Whatever they get? You know who are worse than them?

People who are in a little bit of temporary positions who think they permanent. Like, man, you don't run shit. Don't even get me your input. Shut the fuck up. You don't even do what I do. You don't never see the trash man at the job talking to the nigga

who drilled the screws in because they got two different experiences. Bitch, you do trash. I do screws. What are we going to meet in the middle of that? I got some screws that's fucked up that you could throw away. They don't be talking to them niggins to them niggins on the back.

The niggas on the back can't stand the niggas who's driving. Now, this niggins get the fuck out of here. We want to swing on the niggins with the truck stop. You can see that facial expression when they keep jumping off that because I got stuck behind one. You ever seen some trash, like a trash crew that was homies, though, the way that they do that shit? Like the niggas stop in the middle of the street, let the nigga get four houses, all that one. Boom, boom, boom. Like the niggas over there, when I stayed down on.

The team camera's drill. Right. When I stayed in the Swats, they got some hood niggins. They do the trash over there. Like, nigger jumping off, smoking loud. You can hear that young Ralph playing. Like, they play, like, they only, like, you can tell a real Atlanta, because we all listen to some shit that's just be in Atlanta.

Right. who rad around still listening to Rocco shit from three summers ago, this morning, I woke up. You were like, that's a real A-town shit right there. Niggas who know who young Ralph the jug man is. Get the fuck out of here. You don't know who that is?

Everybody know young rap with jukemen. Hey, salute the young rap to jukeman. I'm talking about niggas who ride around and listen to Rich Homie Quine mixtape. Oh, yeah. Yeah, not just the shit on the radio. The mixtape. Exactly.

Exactly. He was singing his ass off All that nigga men there at work I ain't know him and his uncle had fell out like that It was one song he was talking about that shit Hey man That's just the type of shit

I'd be talking about Mm-hmm Nick Young Lay had niggas Wailing a different color You got to know the boy Futuris Ain't it

It hurt my heart with him And J. Bro That nigga could have been Like he could have really been a ledger. But he fucked it up. How you gonna fall out with Grand Hustle though, bro? That don't never end well. Then he had the video, uh, him getting jumped at the, at that empty-ass house. Oh man, with alley boy. Boy.

You ain't ordinary, man. You ain't ordinary, bro. You ain't ordinary, bro. You ain't ordinary, You are crazy. You ain't What? What? What you're crazy? You ain't ordinary, bro. You ain't ordinary, bro.

You ain't... They beat the shit out there, man. And that was right out of the head What the fuck did he get a ducked? See, we're talking about shit that motherfucker's on. Who remember when young LA when they got that big had duct tape logo tattooed on his face. But what made

it worse when All the boy called to the radio station and said he got to take that off? He did say that. Like you just can't tell him that. Bro, that shit wasn't even healed yet. Hey, man, how you feel about your boy getting... He got to take that off. Niggins, this is not a shirt. Right. This is a whole face tattoo.

Man. With that old Gucci. Oh, niggum. Goochie said he got so many songs He don't remember all of them off I believe him Oh hell yeah Because I don't remember

Goocha got some shit though He been saying some shit And all look See that's the thing though You gotta be real I'm the type of nigger who will say All that shit ain't good But Gucci got some shit

I don't like though Yeah I just feel like it's about four or five different Gucci's you know what I'm saying Like you got the Nick Like you got the Gucci to trap her Then you got that nigga Who crazy

Then you got goo-wop. It's like about seven, eight of them, yeah, he's different. Some of that shit I just leave to the dope boy, though. I've been fucking on that new thug and future, but I can't, see, Thug got about three songs that I could say that I really fuck with.

Man, I'm listening to the nigga Thud. Thud said he started off with 50 keys. Like, I ain't never sold dope, but come on. Bro, you don't never start with 50. Bro, 50 keys lost. That's a lot of kids. You just start. Yeah, you don't even know how to sell dope good enough to have 50 keys.

He just don't even finish with 50 keys. You started with the shit? No, man. He said, I'm going to stack my money to God's knees. He did say that. I was like, that's possible, but damn. Bro, young thug got a song called Tampack Pearl. Oh!

Young nigger bleeding on your girl. Yeah, the song called Tampack Pearl. Young nigga bleeding on you girl. Yeah, pull it up. Yeah, Young Thug, he'd really be saying some crazy shit, Nick. That nigga said, I just went platinum like a fucking nickel. Speaking of young... You know what, though?

I fuck with that one he got with Rich Homey Quine. Him and Rich Hombie Kwan got a few little classic. They made great music, yeah. Please get the fuck out of my faith. Oh, you fuck with that one? Yeah. I fuck with that whole little Mitch taking their head, though. Real nigger radio

Would you be riding around listening to Just on an average day Right now I've been fucking with that money bad Yo man Bro, that ain't go hard All we do it for She said we don't do it enough That niggins sound just like that to me

He goes crazy I got a thing for bitches I don't really hang with bitches Me either I thought I was the only one Salute to all you best friend As niggas be out here hanging with bitch They can be friends on in their damn self

Like the bitch one, they ain't gonna put you in the friends on, but you made it possible. You ever seen the niggas just come all way out of character trying to be the best friend? Hey, this is my own girl. You're my best friend. Man, get your pussy ass out of hell. You could tell the bitch out for best friend in me. Bitch, don't call me that. You can tell when the nigger ain't had no uncles.

They'll be walking around saying shit like, this is my best friend. Get your bitch ass out of hell. I hit a bitch with a home girl. And that might, I might be on fault. They're my home girl right here. You know what I'm saying? I want to let her know it's still a player. I mean, how else do you get to become somebody home girl?

So long before that, what she used to? I don't know. She's just a lady before she can get you some pussy. This is an old girl. What's your name again? Old girl. Shit. See, you just taught me.

I don't know how you get to be home girls. with a chick. I ain't never been like... So it steps to the home girl. Man, if it's... Hey, if your girl ever told you

I was her home boy, that bitch in line. I tried to fuck. I ain't the time... I know that the world ain't gonna last that long. I'm the type of... I risk the friendship.

Yeah. That's why when I... Like, you know what I'm saying? Where are you at? Like, you got no hose? Mm-mm. You got no holes? I ain't got no friends.

I ain't got nothing. Mm-mm. Yeah. I don't even, you know what's so crazy. I ain't even friends with ugly bitches. I just can't do it. I can't be, I don't want to be around your ass like that. You know how that shit works with somebody ugly.

Like the first day you meet the bitch, you're like, this bitch, you're like, this bitch hurt. Then you don't have seen about 700 days. You be like, she ain't got a little ass on personality than convince you that she ain't even ugly no more. Like, she's cool to fuck. Like, I can be my... Right, now you... See, you be around the motherfucker, then you start to see that

it ain't just about what they look. How female be feeling by ugly niggas. Man, come on. Like, now funny. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't work my way in. Man. It ain't bad, bitches now.

Sometimes, bitch, is a trick you and make you think you look good. Nicking get the fussing at their home boy. Like, no, you got to see her when she got down getting messed up and shit. Take up for the bitch. Like, no, when Shaw to step out, she'd be on the shit.

What's craps? Ooh! Hey, there go Rufus. Let's go fuck with you. Hey, Rufus, what's going on, man? Yeah, well, shit, it's been going on. It's been going on. It ain't just not going on now.

It's been going on. What? What? Shit, me and you both know what I'm talking about, what I say. going oh what's that with you man she you know what it is you better open your damn eyes get you crawl on shit I I I feel I get with a crawler oh hell nah keep me a crawler yeah I miss well yeah I miss well yeah but them crawlers they be on that shit they see me weed wheel on it I mean I do my thing on the

weekend I work you do I work throughout the weekend at the sneaky gig of the weekend you ain't got no damn job Rob, shoddys, quit all in line. Shit, I know the roofer's in the kitchen. I go up there, give me some of their white powder off the window. Between me and you, between me and you. That just ain't between me and you. Damn, Rufus, you got to tighten up, man.

How long you've been on this shit? How long you've been up there? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It been going on. Ain't nothing new and ain't nothing new. A lot of new shit, yeah, y'all think something new, but it's been going on. Shit, hell.

Where the hell you going anyway with your begging ass? He need to go to rehab. Shit. Who are you? Boleaf, you're the rats. You're the rats. The nigger the rats. Niggins motherfuckin' motherfucking rats.

I can tell about what you asking. I'm telling you. That part of these son-tong-to-n-mm. Shit, what they don't do. You know, them little legs on the bottom that don't really work. Shit, they get to working. Working, baby. They get to working.

I tell you, I ask you something, young, bro. You ever seen one of them roosters just on his back? Can't get up, but he ain't dead. Yeah, you. That's what it do to you, put you on your back. You know how hard it is for a roach to get off his back. Why the hell would you want to take something that's going to put you on your back? Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you? Why you want to be on your feet?

I'd rather have something to put me on my ass than to have me standing on my feet. Why the hell you want to stand on your feet? You ain't no damn man. You're a roach or a man. Oh, man. That's the thing where roach is not, trying to be a damn man. Be a roach. Coach, ain't nothing to be shamed, no.

I'm a roat, my daddy was a roke, I think, I don't know. That's what they said. Yeah. They've been going, though. Ah, come on. Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient. Still using yesterday's tech, upgrade to the ThinkPad X1 Carbon,

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But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was, the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the prey. Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people.

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Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. What's crap? Hey, you ever had a chick like you too much, and you'd be like, man, if it's lying, ain't no way she liked me like this.

I don't like me this much. Who's she working for? I don't trust it. Joe get it. Yeah, man. This motherfucker kind of get it. So when she stopped being your home girl, though? She could always be your home girl.

I don't know. Let me figure this shit. We got to break this shit down. Yeah, because, like, niggas need to know. Okay. So when she stopped being your home girl, I think she's your home girl till she get pregnant

But you can hit her with a congrats Yeah But see that's what niggas don't be prepared for Like they think being the best friend It automatically will make them a shoe win For the next time she won a nigger They don't understand They're about to get skipped over

Man, she's looking right past Come on, bro I read these shit Because they're about me Now I read all that All right. Hey! On this segment of, I will read all of that.

We'll be reading some of the most rambunctious, outrageous, spontaneous, randomly selected comments. It's a nigga somewhere in the world named Jess D. That could be a male or female. Give me something funky to read this shit too. Let me show these niggas. I show these niggas how to make a segment. Uh-huh. Shout out to Jess D.

Carlo started so nice, ma'am. How long your ass been fat? This podcast is for niggas who know how to be nice, respectfully as fuck. Niggas like me so goddamn magnificent. Because it ain't about what you say, it's how you said. Amen. G. MacB. said. That nigger, Carlos Miller, is a genius.

I wouldn't even say all that. I would just say that my life has educated me in areas that people don't even, you know, primarily focus on. I say shit, like, primarily focus on. But that's not even an afterthought, because I ain't think nothing after I said. I'm moving right along. Hey. Dominique Lyons. That's one of Lucius Lines kids.

Said Chico and Colos way too funky. Don't forget the fire anymore. Two. Three fire emojis. Must have been on a scale of one and three because ain't no way we ain't get five. Salute the black cam.

He said, Colos, I love the show. My man and I watch a trip in all the time. Hold up. Must be a girl. She said, where can we find some J-O-W-W-N instruments? He should be on that grown folk. Brown-looking chill.

Keep up to good work. You know what? Black camp? Black clam, my bad. That mean black pussy. I call it. You get clam. Yeah, I get it.

J-O-N. Joe, shoot a shout of J-O-N making some of that funky shit. And why you recording that when you put that shit together, we're going to put all this info right there, SoundCloud, Instagram, Twitter, you know what?

We'll post some J-O-W-N snippets at the end of this. At least a link. Lalo's, he's taking an open notch with the facial expression of the shit. You know why? That's why I'm reading these comments about me and do something better when you... You do shit better when you know people like it. Vats.

That is you! Do it again. You better quit. Shout out to Mr. Hotson. Jay-Y. Rebel said, is Chad and Carlos related to? You know what? We don't know, but we might be.

Back in the day when we worked together, niggas just always think we was related. I don't know. His mama is from Mississippi, and we're just trying to figure out. To be continued. You all good. Okay.

All right. I don't know how you pronounce. this shit, but it looked like Kreschkin. You see that? I would say, Creachian. Uh-uh. Creschen.

Creschen. Okay. Boy, you know, I got a master's degree in ghetto names. Fair. Say, Four Eyes was preaching that brand.

Meet that 85 South Shore records, because whenever 85 South and the alumni in the city's building. Nick, you know what's had. Smith's old bar.

Cash Cafe. Don't matter they in the Southwood, they clicked up. Think we don't see Bill in ADD rocking that shit. Rocking that 85 South. You already know. Think we don't see Mero on Vice Land rocking that 85 South Show hat, question mark. DZEZE, D.C., Clayton, Carlo, Chico, and all the ladies. Half a million subs.

We coming. God damn. You know, they're going to send us something in a minute because we're about to be right at 100,000 subscribers. Oh, my. Yeah, so big salute to the notification gang, you know, for keeping us in your thoughts and in your prayers. Making an 85 South show, you know, just a magnificent experience, you know, if we was going to ever have one. My name is Carlos Miller and I do most of the driving, but I ain't the only travel.

You understand what I'm saying? Hey, you can look through your girl phone all you want to. I know she ain't got my number saved under no regular shit. You'd be better off looking at the bottom, searching a hashtag or something, you know. Don't worry about what I'm doing is what I ain't doing that's making, you know what I mean? I ain't even got to say it. They get a picture. I put some shit on your mind like a wave cap.

You ain't no real nigga if you don't let your du rag flap in the motherfucker win. You might be fake or something. Yeah And this podcast is right here It's for all the ladies who like to sleep in a wife beater But every morning you wake up One of your tears be hanging out the arm's sleep Oh shit

This for my niggas who got a favorite pair of house shoe This for all the niggas who got to run outside real quick a lot of times. People who like to talk shit to their upstairs neighbor and just, you know, just stick your head out the door and hollas some shit out. You smoking the blunt on your balcony. They smoking a blunt on their balcony. Y'all having a whole conversation, but don't never even look over at each other. The fucked up part is they've been staying upstairs about two or three years and you don't even know their name. You just call them neighbor.

This podcast right here is for all the niggas who grew up And your grandma used to be the candy lady Growing up hood privileged and shit For all the ladies Who got a tattoo of a nigga name You just ain't came on with that extra $85 To get it cut up covered up You know who I don't want fucking with the podcast though

You know who I don't want fucking with it? Niggas who got nipple rings. How fucking freaky is you, my nigger? Niggas doing that? Niggas out here, bro. Ho-ass nigger. That's not what I record this for. Lord.

Bless his heart. Bless his motherfucking heart. You know who else can't fuck with this? Niggas who got tattoos anywhere by their belly button, man. And you know who else can't fuck with it? Niggas who say belly button, man. Who that? What type of niggins say belly button, man?

Got to say neighbor. Tramp's them having an ad boy. You know what? I said, you know what? You ain't hear what I'm saying, bro. This shit right here got me thinking about a sandwich, my nigga. Speaking of sandwiches, this podcast this evening, It's dedicated to all my niggas who put chips on their sandwiches, my niggas, my niggots and shit.

I'm a sour cream of onion, my shit. You know the one thing I miss about living at home with my mama. It don't matter what the fuck happened. Through the worst of times. We always had enough for a good bologna sandwich. Bologna only tastes good at your mama house. I'm a grown-ass man, and this is a fact. If you don't believe me

Wait till you move out And buy some baloney I bet that shit don't taste the same I know it don't because I've been grown They think I'm lying They think I'm playing That's the thing bro I'm this project

I'm this ghetto I'm talking about niggas who don't I'm talking about niggas who make a cold cut baloney sandwich baloney tastes way different If you cut the sandwich in triangles I'm just saying my niggum. Pussy ass niggas out here got food allergies.

They allergic to these nuts. I said, these bullsie niggas out here. They got them food allergies because they're allergic to these nuts. Nigel can't eat ice cream. That nigger can't have no dairy, no lactose. shit be kind of crazy fucking that man can't even eat cereal man

exactly I can't trust a man shout out to all them project bitches who breastfed now your baby big as a motherfucker he's six months but now he looked too a little nigga can't even walk yet

but he's too heavy yeah you know who I'm recording this shit right here for niggas who ran out of motherfucking rags towels my name I don't know what you call it at your house niggas wash rags

wash cloth nigger face towels depends on what part of the country you're in they got different names for but I'm talking about nigger when you stay at your mama house and y'all run out of wash cloths and you just take a whole goddamn shower with a clean dish rag. And there's some shit you might not know.

White people don't use dish rags. And they don't use no lufa. I know because I got white friends. And they don't use dish rag. My white partner came over my house. He's like, wow. Los, why you got so many towels? I was like, what?

I don't give a fuck I'm showing love. If you want to fuck me after the club, you got the scrub. It's just like some real nigga poetry. You know what I'm gonna do? We just gonna spread this shit out. Keep it going. That shit so funky, man. Shout out to Chad on the beat.

Chad and Jay will win together? Oh my God. It's like a black history lesson. Niggas invented rolling blunts. You're like when Metro booming meets Quixie Jones. Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? In the ghetto, though.

Yeah. You know what was fucking me up, bro? You know, I'm always looking up some shit that might blow my mind one time. So I'm up looking up with some black history, right? I get to looking up, you know, the Civil War and shit. You know, all the soldiers that fall for the Confederacy and shit. Bruh Wise pictures of these

niggas and they're smoking black in me Yeah With the motherfucking Plastic tip on it It got to be Photoshop right I ain't tripping Nah And probably the real dick

Yeah Shout out to the National Geographic Titties I'm talking about the one that's long You ain't never seen them tities That looked like sweet but tell you Huh? I can really do this all day. Tall women got long pusses that be stretched like hallways.

Shout out to my niggas who work at Jiffy Luke. They don't know shit about cars. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't know what wrong with that motherfucker. Yeah. It's smoking, ain't. Yeah.

Speaking of smoking. smoking. If you're my real partner, and you sell dope, and when I say dope, I'm talking about that shit that you snort, I'm talking about that green shit that we like to smoke. And I've been getting weed from you for a long time. Don't weigh my shit, bro. I said, don't weigh my shit, bro. You know what I want. I'm supposed to get a little bit extra. I fuck with you like that. They get me enough to make the bad look like it's a lot. how much that is. Even if it's the exact amount

make me feel like I got some... You know what I'm saying? Like, hold up, Lord, don't leave it. Put that in up. You know what I'm saying? Catch me some amount is what I'm saying. I'm not like the rest of these motherfuckers. And I ain't trying to say that I deserve special privileges

and shit, but look, damn. Think about all those times I went over the nigga how the weed man how. And he was like, damn, Lord. Run me to the store real quick. Oh, yeah. They need a ride. Oh, let me see your old.

right quick. I'm about to call my baby mom. I don't want to have my number yet. Why I always got to be looking out for you and you don't be looking out for me. It's all about customer appreciation. You know what happened when you look out for niggas too much? You become the motherfucking lookout. Yeah. And they keep lying on the black man. That's all they motherfucking do because white dude the white dude crazy the white man

shooting up shit like every damn day I turn up on the news 20 people shot again but then they'll tell you that the project ain't safe nigger

I don't give a fuck Donald Trump and all of your homies I hope all y'all go to jail Jeff Session nigger

to all the sexual predators groping and touching and being or inappropriate with these ladies What the fuck is wrong with y'all? You know you can't be jacking your dick

in front of no chick and come on, Louis I ain't even gonna call you Louis But I ain't fuck what you weighed before the sexual shit, bro. You know better. And you know better. You out here just jerking your dick looking motherfucker right in their eyes. The fuck is wrong with you, Louis, Louis.

See, the list so long, you can't even chastise the motherfucker because he ain't did shit that 80 other motherfuckers ain't dead in your own nests. Can't take no pussy from nobody. You can't strong on no pussy. That shit ain't yours. Who the fuck texted nothing? Act like you don't know. Fuck all that.

I'm glad y'all came up with that funnish. I just need a lot of shit I had to say, man. It ain't even about the rhyme. It's just a lot of information got to be put out there. If you don't do it, who will? And you know who else I want to say something to? These dumb-haired nigga

I'm talking about these old weak-ass boys man out here falling in love with the pussy man you know you don't want

no babies but you won't pull out get hard sometimes no I know you thought I was judging I was talking to us indirectly but I've been working on

myself. You know what I'm saying? Because it's all about being a better me in 2018, right? It's the preparation time. People always say, man, don't say that this year my year. Man, fuck them.

It ain't like you're going to be number one, nigga, but you're going to have the best year that you didn't have. Start getting yourself ready right now. Cut a motherfucker off before you cut them off and then they might not even cut you off. Cut them off. You heard that's it? I ain't really even say shit.

Cut that motherfucker off now, man. Yeah. Going start making your transition. Because you're probably going to be the one that they're going to cut off anyway. I damn to cut myself off I'm so ready for 20. Boy.

It's 2018 coming up. If your sweatpants don't have no pockets on them, niggas, don't wear them. You ain't got no motherfucking be anybody. What type of grown-in-in-man walk around with no pocket? trustee nigger man keep that shit going

man give me some funk man bring the funk in bro it's the 85 South show it's like a real nigger news network and if you listen to like three of these episodes you could probably change

your network hey see I'm gonna tell you some shit and you want to know why this the podcast started by me and young fly and Clayton Chico came alone we started rapping and making all types of songs and oh my nigger now he'd be doing the mouth and he'd be doing what they do he'd be touching and grabbing shit and when i post

the pick i do it on instagram hashtag quit touching shit oh there i am i'm your girl's favorite comic i'm so sick with the freestyle i make niggas vomit damn like green eggs and ham i'm kicking bitches out the crib like marty did pam like oh see that shit was so But that wasn't even my line. I heard that shit from Louisie. And they don't even get credit what credits do, but that ain't shit that I don't do because I keep it so true.

I rock red with the shoes and the blue with the hat. I spit fast. And niggas can't stand that. And every time that you see me, I be so cool. J.O.W.W. Put this shit on Pro 2. Damn. That shit crazy.

Shout out to my niggas who don't like their old lady, but they love their babies. For that reason you can't live. I'm gonna give it to you straight because I know that's what you need. I'm gonna take it back to like 03 when I was doing this shit for free and wasn't charging a fee. But no, I knew then that I was back to win. Snoot was drinking gin. I had some bitches at the crib, they can't go home because they didn't have no home and they didn't have no phone.

But they had a lot of ass and a real nice face, so I had them rolling grass. I'm like a drug dealer, but I tell jokes. jokes I'm like a drug seller the way I smoke oh I want some ribs had your girl butt naked walking around my crib and uh and you don't even know that's how the pimping goes and I'm uh pimp some holes and have them cooking tacos hey and I'll be all in the kitchen play that shit J-O-N we on a mission oh that was just the first part man let that shit Well, that was just the first part. I'm going to drink some red bull.

You give them too much, like. You say I'm giving them too much, but I really don't think I give them enough because I'd be rapping and freestyling about all types of stuff. And even when I fuck up, I make it cool. Say some shit like, wop, bab, looob, bamboo. Nigger, I'm the coldest. Out of everybody on the show, I'm like the oldest. So I lead by example.

This ain't even a real song. This is just a freestyle sample. I feel like I see where you're going and where they're lost. But I still think you're giving them too much, man. But you know why, right? You got to dilute that shit, man. You know why?

Because I'm the nipples on the titty like a little boozy said. Your girl get that juicy head. That kind of how your whole waist wet. Bitch gave me the taste test. And that's when she stick her finger inside the coocher. Then she put it on your mother. mustache and have it smelling like booty. I just say some shit sometimes just to make myself laugh.

Choking on the gas cause I'm rolling up good. You probably see me post it up in your neighborhood. I've been fucking on that neighbor like a good neighbor should. She's in good hands like Allstate, nigger. Come on. See, Lo, I feel like you giving it to him. Then you give them too much. Nah, then I just started fucking around.

Then you fuck them up. Oh, man. You know why? Why? Because I'm the coldest, nastiest nigga on the scene. My hat red, put my goddamn shirt green. And I'm a route like we do it down south. You ain't gonna understand the word that be coming out my mouth,

and I put that on the house, Waffle House that is. Shit, I'm in there so much. It's like my crib. I got the waitress named Tanya. She's buying some teeth. The nigger'd like to eat pork, but they ain't cooking no beef. And oohie! What the fuck did the weed go?

Somebody tell them about the 85 South Show It don't even matter Pockets got fatter Bitch is sucking dick I put the dick up in their bladder Had this bitch lane Oh shit I forgot But she was cute and she were hot

And she were blowing up my spot I put the dick up in a world Like a squirrel shit on my nuts She got mad and tried to tell my girl I said bitch What is you doing My life in your hands Is you trying to ruin

And that's okay I tell the jokes that make a lay She thought she fucked me up to me and my girl jumped her ass. You understand? She thought that she was going to break us up. We jumped that bitch in the Walmart parking lot, money. I feel like you're giving them real facts. You give me this story.

This is my whole life right here. But rappers ain't doing that. They're not being real enough. And I think that's something you give in the game, that the game. I want to tell you to stop, but they need more than that shit. No, okay, all right, fuck it. See, I'm a statistic, and I'm always known for bringing the drama.

I ain't perfect myself, shit. I got a baby mama, and niggas look at meat like down loathe, you made it. But let me tell you, ain't no such thing as made it. The bills keep coming. That's why you always see me working, grinding on something. You think this the motherfucking end? You seen me on wild and out. I got to do it again.

And okay, yeah, you might have seen me on a TV show, but I got to hustle a little bit more so I can get up there some more. That ain't the only network I want to work for. And if you're watching this shit, shit, hollering some work, bro. I bank at Wells Fargo. And Navy Federal. And under my mattress. And I do everything legal.

I pay my taxes. In my business account. Don't worry about what I made. I still keep my mattress. I'm announcing you think that you're gonna get me for the discount price you must be tripping smoking dope or trying to ruin your life See Los I like how you cover with it For the simple fact the president don't even pay his tax You see what I'm saying? He don't? He don't pay his tax

And you be inside a nigga the decade come on man I feel like you ain't showing niggas the steps to success Okay you talk about it I'm gonna tell him then tell you your life. All right here go Give him a bright now The first thing you got to do To be a vet and not a rookie You want to be the president Well grab him by the pussy

And shit I'm talking about life Don't grab nobody by the pussy Unless that's your wife And these is all facts The president was black They need to bring him right back Because this dude that they got now I don't know how

He'd be saying shit Like you ever drunk milk from a cow I'm like nigger What the fuck is you saying You the president, my nigger you must be goddamn playing and uh i ain't trying to say that i know it all but why the fuck would they waste money building a wall around mexico mexico so goddamn cool they got dope and they got hos and they got all that shit too damn and they're like they don't need a shout out to

maria hosea and my nigger jesus you think that i don't know shit i speak a little spanish nigga, Viva Mexico. You see what I'm saying, bro? I can rap that shit in speech. That's straight back to him, bro. You know what I mean? I really love what you're doing. Butter game.

I'm soaking this shit up. I'm trying to be big, my nigga. I'm trying to be bigger than Oprah Winfrey was in the 80s, bro. I'm talking about I want to be bigger than the old Al Sharpton, my nigga. I want to be bigger than the first motherfucking iPad, iPone, all that. I'm talking about I'm trying to be bigger than a Motorola brick phone, my nigga. What I'm saying, Los, what you're doing to the beat right now? I'm saying like, you're beating the fuck out the beat.

You know what? And I feel like you're going to let up. I'm going to whoop this beat ass like the police be whooping on black suspects. You got pulled off in the middle of the night. You weren't doing shit, but nigger, you ain't had your seatbelt on. I'm like, damn, you know better. You're riding around with blunts, ain't got your seatbelt on, And it's that time of the months up at the end, shit, they don't let shit slide.

That's why you always see them post it up on 285. They got a quota, and they got a media every month. And if all victim shit, that's your butt. I mean, really, nigger, that's your ass. If the speed limit is 65, you driving too fast. You a nigger, you know that you can only do 60. That's the way it goes in the city. Now, I've been out here for a couple of years.

It took me a while to figure out. Don't drink no beers Because if they tell you roll You win it out and smell the alcohol They're gonna make you take that test And your egg gonna fall Ain't no way you get past this shit Because if they make it take it

You are already guilty, my nigga And this is for the niggas Who still don't know Don't get your ass out there car Because once you step out the car Ain't no laws no more I said Ain't no laws no more

Once you step up out there, Carl, bro. Ain't no laws no more. They're going to dig all in your drawers, fund of your balls, go all in your booty, make you lay face down on that hot-end concrete. Then they're going to handcuff you real tight

because they're going to be mad because they can't find the dope. But in actuality, it ain't even no dope to be found. You was on your way to get a little bag of weed. Get your life, though. I don't want to look at like I'm an Instagram

I want you to stop But a nigga just text my phone He said please don't let Loz stop I don't know how to fuck you know what you're doing But all I'm gonna say Get back on that beat if you can I said by the time that this year come out And they see it

They're gonna be like damn Losa comedian buddy rapper ain't the bed and they don't even know if I do it off beat, this shit gonna still be some heat like your grandpa's feet. Your grandma, she said, that's a real nice boy. He kinda handsome. I wish he was my grandson, but I can't even stand him. I told her that I took a drug test, but it was kind of random.

You think that I'm lying. I can go to the airport right now and cut line. Got so much juice. Hey, I believe your alternator looks good. When you started that shit, it sounded like your car wanted to quit, and I'd be knowing all types of shit. Old Mississippi, nigger, by the way, an ATL, I just keep my clothes here.

Check my mail. Bitch! The coldest, nigga, walking. Freestyle so easy, it's like talking. What the fuck is you doing? And when I fuck it up and quit, your life's going to be in ruins. Okay. And you know what's next?

Shout out to the hos who think they my ex. She thinks she my ex I had to laugh at that one She thinks she my ex Bitch you're on a scholarship I'm the type of nigger Who don't even involved In relationships

The stupid shit It's the 85 South show My nigga If you don't get it by now If you don't get it by now My nigga How am I gonna make you get it? You feel it?

Shout out to Craig though, Chad in the studio over there, Jay-O-Win on that ax-pick thing type shit. Then we got Joe 3 million on the camera, you know what I mean? This right here, this shit just for the 85 South Shore alumni. That mean everybody, you're insane on here more than two times, my nigga. You know who the family is. You know where it started at.

I ain't got to keep telling you who the button pushes are over here, if I had South Show my nigger. We're doing this shit like the old Rockefeller, nigga. If every nigga in your crew is wished, what the guy would that make your crew? Rugged, nigga. And ain't nobody going to fall

because everybody going to be each other's crutches, from the womb to the tune. Shout out the cat. We drink Army from one cup past the shit around the room. Shout out the cat. He out there in L.A. getting another bag. Shout out to Clayton English.

He out there getting another badge. Shout out to D. you see Young Fly, he out there getting the other bag. Shout out the Chico Be, he got the auto bag. I could go on and on, but what could you do? Oh, my friend's successful. Big Paper getting the bag. That niggas just finished season 10 or while and out everybody you named though.

We get that money. Stack ain't that change, bro. Never had to switch they in our lane, though. Never holler at a fucking lame ho. But a home girl, the one that's kind of quiet ass so big, It's like she's walking from a ride. God damn, I eat the ham, green eggs, and with the spam. Holler at me, you know who I am.

The K to the A to the L to the O, I be doing the most, uh-uh. AKA your big brother. Don't worry about why your little sister's a little J like me. She got her mama skin tone. You know what I would have thought it would have been happening by now, bro. I could have sworn some of my illegitimate kids would have found their daddy. You mean to tell me I ain't got no sad kids, my name?

I'm either real good or they that bad. You heard what I said? I'm either that good or they're that bad. You know what the fuck-up part, though? If they listen fast, you ain't got to slow the heart. You know what the fuck the part, though? It's you really know me, bro. And they're going to see this shit and see how hype it is.

And they're going to swear on most of them. But you seen me wake up and come straight down here, smoke a blunt, drink a red bull. And now we're here. And I'm talking about freestyle for 23 minutes and 47 seconds. Bro, this shit's so long, we're going to have to break it up in segments. I ain't even keep it thought, but I know there's 23 minutes worth of freestyle. Bro, the shit's so long, Joe doesn't switch memory cards.

We're going to have a whole episode of us just talking over the beat. And then the niggas who don't get it Ain't gonna never know But the people who are gonna watch the shit They're gonna be like, bro, you and now That's a whole nother show That's the 85 North This is a nigga outro right here

Nica, outro don't need to go out like this These nigga can't rap They gotta put this at the end of the show Brough How are you jay? We gotta stop and do some show Shit I'm saying this too good to be the intro

And it's too good to be the outro I think this is just going to be the show It's just going to have to be the show Well what we're going to do for the outro Shit, we're going to turn the shit off Instead of prayer We're hanging out like wet clothes in this bitch It's the 85 South Show

It's the coldest podcast Yes it is I said the 85 Sound show It'd be the coldest podcast That's how it would have sounded In the 40s Hello

All right I'll tell them They want one more low Just one more All right All right You want to make me do it What more do you want for me Shout out to my nigga Tyrese

His girl got him paying like 13 G's and child support Damn nigga who is your lawyer I know you love your doya, but she's trying to destroy you. He said that he gonna represent himself. She gonna get all the money till ain't nothing left and that ain't smart. My nigger, you are not a win. You need to try to stack your money up for your other kid.

Like, damn, nigga, you Tyrese, the original dark skin, nigger that was shining like grease. Singing on the Coca-Cola bus, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Coca-Cola, nigger, I remember. And now you're just crazy Paying for your babies And I know that everybody's mad about the child support But goddamn Come on, bro

Shout out to Tyrese, man My nigger had a breakdown Because his girl was trying to get the money And the take down the cake down He fell down He tried to fight the rock This nigga must be crazy, bro Because the rock will beat your ass easy though

And the rock just laughed. He said, your new album, Trash. These niggas gonna be mad when they see me, bro. You know what's crazy, man. I said, you know what's really crazy, man. Hold on. I said, you know what's really crazy, man. Hey, see, we just be up here chilling, man,

and really just be doing our thing and think it's just us kicking it and, you know, just for the fans. shit but uh i be seeing niggas who way more famous than me they be in the corner like yeah that's him how they do they do that no i know yeah that's him and they be mad a little bit you can tell you know what i'm saying they'd be hating but then they'll be like yeah i four with their eight of eyes i'd be like come on that bit no I don't know why, bro.

I don't know why. But 2018 going to be stupid, funny. We're going to have strippers on every third episode. Shout out the Red Bull. Even if they don't send us a check no more, they send us enough checks where we'll fuck with them for life, bro. You feel in me? Yeah, they sent some more Red Bull.

Check the boxes. It might be a check in there. Maybe we recycle the can when we get the money from the can. Just know that if we haven't did a live show in your city, we come in, bitch. We come in, bitch. Do do do do-do-do-do-do-do. Forty-five-step. Yeah.

And you know who made this possible. I said, you know what made this possible? We did They'd be like Give some things I'd be like Thanks us For working our ass off

Because ain't nobody Never gave us shit Everything we got We had to go and get Off the motherfucking mud Out the muscle Yeah Yeah we did that

We did that We built this shit We built this shit We built this shit Tell you what we built this motherfucker 8'5 South Show with, my nigga. It was two iPhone charges. Three cameras.

One tripod. $17. A dream. A blend in a hand. A weed cookie. Two bitches. But I can't say two because one of them

was somebody girlfriend. My home boy ex and just two dope niggas in a motherfucker yo fucking Cadillac

nigger yeah it was us now look around look at us now what we got got white people trusting us to come all in their building

jake you're just working three cameras white people trusting us all in they building look at that shit they got Mab homework on the wall Nick I'm talking about

Chad over there beating on the conference table Come on my nigga They have a million dollar meetings The crazy part is what niggas don't know This table costs about 15,000 up

It looked like it Bruh look at all I would take y'all out there because they don't believe this shit They think we just in front of a brick wall These niggas ain't never seen no window, no glass you can write on. Bro, they trust us so much it scared me, man.

We walk out in the lobby last night. It's a stack about 30 goddamn Macbooks, brand new in the box. I was like, ooh, Lord. Well, I'm glad I went here. I'm so glad you wasn't here, and I hate I told you about it. Christmas coming up too low, you know I don't want to go back to that. Speaking of which, my niggins, don't ever steal no motherfucking computer. That's the computer's got a GPS.

Don't steal nothing. Matter of fact, stop stealing. Unless it's weed. If a nigga throw you his sack of weed, get you a blunt out of that. You know what you should say? What? Quit touching shit.

You know when you say some shit you think they want to hear? Like you say, be blessed. Yeah. But the people who say that the most really don't want you to be no more blessed than you already are. Like that's enough blessed for that man. Hey, bro, be blessed.

Hey, my nigger, you're saying that because you see that I already am. You be blessed. You be blessed. Get that shit out your eye Because you ain't blessed Stay humble Be quiet though I'm gonna tell my bitch daddy

We always love a good Underdog, man But sometimes That's why Rocky did what it did But see sometimes The Underdog be on some fluky shit Sometimes the best motherfucker Don't always win

Sometimes Rocky the underdog in five Five movies, though. Because that just goes to show. You're missing what the movie really telling you. Rocky really wasn't shit. Rocky really wasn't shit. Every time Rocky fought, he might lose.

Come on. He wasn't shit. Think about it, bro. The movie is about a white dude hookah box. You know that's a movie. Ain't no goddamn white. I'm going to whoop his ass. That's what I'm saying.

You think that motherfucker's going to whoop. club of lane and apollo creed the fuck out of here oh paolo he had that boxing pretty knocking niggas ass out bro if racism wasn't so prevalent in hollywood we could have got to get we could they owe us three movies

just about apollo creek right what was he doing for he got the bill man that nigga was living black man famous you said when as soon as that nigga pulled up in the brand new Cadillac I was like this nigga ain't acting that's real that's his fucking all the white ones Carl Weathers

yeah you know You don't remember Action Jackson. You're a young nigga. Apollo Creed. Apollo Creed was Action Jackson. You got to watch this old movie starring Carl Weather's in Vanity. Action Jackson.

You know about that shit? Craig, no. They're from the country. They're from Tennessee. I know you didn't see you, You know, you didn't see you're in a fucking Action Jackson. If you had HBO back in the day, you've seen Action Jackson.

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Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. All right, Lowe's. You grew up around home, folks. Okay. That's acceptable. I did. In the heat of the night or Matt Locke? In the heat of the night, nigger. I don't know, though. Matlock was good when you stay, like,

your grandparents put you up on Madlock. Now, see, I'm from the South where I said racism was prevalent. It was definitely a color line. You know why black people fuck were in the heat of the night. So hard, it was shot. And, you know, the whole lead character was the old white man. I forget his name. From all in the family.

But black people watched the shit. They didn't even call it in the heat of the night. Most of them said, some of them said, I'm about to watch Virgil T. That was the black person You know, the black people Fucked with Virgil Because he was, you know, like the deputy sheriff Or whatever

Exactly Black is hell I remember that shit But you know Mattlock had He kept two black side keys I love Mattlock Because he always act like he didn't know What the fuck he was talking about

He would trick him And then go in the court And solve the motherfucking case Right after eating hot dog Bro when you brought Matlock up though He let me know you was a real nigga That let me know that you grew up around The right people

You probably didn't watch gun smoking and all that shit. You ain't no real nigger if your grandparents and make y'all watch Western. Because niggas don't have all them TVs in the house growing up.

They did, but the old people don't like, well, I grew up, you said I grew around the old people, nigga old people didn't like when you turn the TV a lot. I turned that damn TV so much. Or you mess it up.

I grew up around them Andre and's old people. Everything pissed them off. My grandma used to always get mad about turning the TV. We just watched all the type of shit. She was a crazy old lady made us watch the whole baseball.

game. You ever watch the whole baseball game? Hell, man. Baseball game, come on at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Still be on there, 11 o'clock at night. Nick, I was the only 5-year-old watching Willa Fortune solving

puzzles and Jeopardy and shit. You just think you were. You weren't, though. Niggas been watching that. Jeopardy. Willa Fortune were cool, but not Jeopardy, man. Bro, this is what you got to watch again as a grown person, though.

Golden Girl. This shit was some sick shit. All these 70-plus year old ladies still hold. Man, I thought Blanche was fine. Man, you was a sick man. Hey, woo! She was the final one out of the rest of her. She was just the youngest old bitch.

That's all it was. She's still an old bitch. Just because you got the youngest old bitch don't make her a young... She's old, my nigga. That's how it be, though. If you put it that way, then, yeah. I know. Hey, man, I wouldn't lie to you.

They always asking me this shit. I got a book of, I got a damn hotel for this show. I mean, getting an all-lend deal. So they just give you the whole check. You got to take care of your reservation and stuff. Yeah, because the shit that I'm doing, I'm making money all the way around, bro. Don't tell me how much, don't tell me what hotel to put me in. That's how you get set up.

Right. Motherfucking know exactly where you're at. Mm-mm. What hotel you at? Bitch, I'm at the hotel nine, right behind the airport. What? Tyler talked me some shit the other day about that. What?

About the whole hotel? Yeah, don't stay in the room that's outside, my nigga. Get your ass. Oh, I know. We knew that. I'm talking about just like going back to the hotel right after they paid. They switched rooms, especially if you got one of them. See, Janky promoters do shit, like meet you at the airport and act like they're doing you or say,

Oh, your room key right here. Nobody. Yeah. Mm-mm. What the other one? I don't know how many keys you told that business to get it. Right. Hey, baby, I'm

No, fuck you not They didn't I don't have to promote Try that shit Hey, baby, I'm gonna kick it over here No, fuck you ain't He ain't like that I don't get how we having to show

In your hometown And you got a hotel room I never understood this shit Why you need a hotel room Man? I did a show with somebody He said to promote a man Take me to the hood

I said well drop me off Yeah, fuck that I'm tired of gonna go see the hood I'm tired of nigg trying to God damn show me rough as part of town. I believe. Don't show me that.

Take me downtown. What motherfucker take pictures? Yeah, I can watch that shit on YouTube. Fuck this. I don't want to see the project. Y'all n'all, n'em. Killing me. Y'all nigger trying to be too hard.

You don't read your comments? Read them comments, man. We'll throw them shits in, man. This shit been so far. We ain't even got to say shit up. I think that nigga Chad Wright, that shit itself. Ain't nobody named J.P.0-1. Uh-huh. That shit is straight.

out the comment section. Man, who the fuck of name they stuff that shit, Lord? You'd be surprised. But I fought with the comment. Now I've got potential like a motherfucker. He said M.L. He funny is fucked. I appreciate that,

J.P.K. Damn. The next one is... That nix said you got potential. Like, you ain't already one of the coldest motherfuckers out. I just take... I'm humblos. Fuck that humble shit, bro. Alright, this TR-3-3.

This nigga must be a blood. Oh, hold on. You know, they don't do the ease and... No, these computer people, man, they ain't blooded up. Now jokes be real life, but funny. Hey, man, this is my life. All right, let me shout these people out, man. These young niggas been going hard in my mentions, man.

Edward Richardson, Jr. and kid Memphis. They'm the ones who keep doing this podcast is for... Yeah, bro. Say a couple of them that they don't say it long. You know what? Okay, let me see. Let me find more. Look how long this shit is.

They've been doing this shit for weeks. Let me see. Oh, no, he said this. A kid Memphis said this podcast is with dudes that get mad when you tell them to pass the blunt when it's your weed they're smoking on. Shit like that. Yeah, that true shit. This podcast, Kea in Memphis, people with no license and tag for their car,

but they still ride around like they don't give a damn. That's me. Hey, my nigga, Ed said, this is podcast for people who walk around the game with them, I need tickets sign. But then be the niggas with all the tickets, though. If you ever need some tickets, ask the nigger with the sign with the I need ticket sign because he's selling them. But he's, hey, the niggins said, this podcast is for his niggas.

who still wear the socks with the hole in the toe. Actually, it's not, because them niggas are murderers and savages. Any motherfucker who would knowingly put on a sock with a hole in it. Like, you're too grown for that shit, man. You are too grown. You know what's better than that?

I feel like you're really scraping the bottom when you just grab just two random-ass socks. Now, those are people who kind of wear me a little bit, too. When the nigger just wear two random socks, just a church sock and a gym sock. Like, this nigga, here. The whole goddamn, uh... Fucking fuck up.

Man, I, uh, when he's talking about the insurance, I ain't, uh, my license had got suspended, so I get pulled over. Damn. The police, he comes to the car. So you know me, I'm thinking I don't ran one on them. I'm like, for real officer? He was like, yeah, let me show you. So I get out of the car, he acting like, he's showing me something on the tag.

Put your hands behind me, dog. Man, what the fuck, dog? I felt so plagued because I'm bending down looking at the tag. He got your dung man Man, he tricked the fuck out of me, man Damn, bro, you're stupid You're supposed to get tricked by the police He tricked me good, too

Trick me good Like, bro, because I bet He was like, let me show you Because I'm thinking he's showing me like This way you What you thought was going to happen After he showed you No, I thought I tricked him in the car

I was like, no, I was saying No, they ain't get no notification Like I'm on my acting shit No, yeah He acted like he knew what So I get out of the car Like, I got it dumb ass I've been down, look at the tag.

He was like, put your hands on your back. This nigga got the fucking. Wow. Wow. That'd be a great time to tell him to go to the 85 Southshow.com and get you some of this fresh-ass material since we're tricking people at the door shit. Yeah. He doesn't be hanging around some niggas before, man. He was a white dude.

Man, I got. And you got finessed by the white man. Man, ain't that America? Yeah. But I do fuck with him because he didn't let my car get told. He let somebody come. See, he real enough of that. You know what I called him.

We salute good police. We're Officer Dooley. I called him a P.A.C. Player Hayd. What? A P.A. P.A. P.C. P.a. P. C p.

You know it. Don't nobody say Cracker like them niggas in Florida. Shout out to them. They got that shit locked down. Man. I think they started that shit. They had to. They had to. All right, man.

What's the wrap-up? Oh, it is getting chilly. Get you a dope-ass hoodie. I mean, you might as well walk around looking like you're a part of something. Man, Loss, you got to be the first nigga to pull out that 85 South bubble coat. You think I won't?

Bro, I just really haven't even been busting out all the shit that I got. I got damn near everything with 80s. I'm the only nigga with an 85 South raincoat. Oh, shit. Yeah, I got a whole blue jean jacket suit. shit it's a dumb-ass shit I got a tuxedo

what the bitch got the whole it's just 85 South all on it yeah dumb-ass shit where do you see me with these I got the old jogging suit with no pockets on it

85 South ya wanna bruh I got niggas sending me all the type of shit if you make shit put 85 South I want it

85 South condoms out here man why we go raw in this show no Yeah. We can sell condom boxes. But I'm saying, I ain't saying to wear them.

I'm talking about for sure. No. My bitch, that's where you're condom, man. Man, shit. I just need to pull it out shore. Let us know. No. No.

The bitch won't open. No. The bitch won't open. Because I hate pretending like I'm looking for one. Why are you condom in? Shit. Motherfucking motherfucker fell. I'm past thight.

Oh, shit. This is a good one. This podcast is for niggas who go half on everything. Exactly. Shit. Shit. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah.

I seen two niggas give, I, niggas was giving, he gave the other nigga 50 cent for one of them two, four dollars swisher. Yeah. Shit rough out of here. Who else?

They said we need to do Rebel Radio episode. Every sketch. Every sketch. Every sketch need a Rebel Radio episode. We're going to get back to that pimps shit. What? The niggas said this podcast is

with niggas who still fucking baby mom why her man it worked first of all you're not a good father if you got to sneak and fuck your baby mom I don't respect that wow her man at work right the fuck is you doing

bro I didn't know that this shit was just real though they said we got niggins that this podcast is for niggas that pull over just the comment I did not know that y'all hey man the notification gang be going real hard out here in these

streets the comments from the notification gang, bitch shit, like, man, I ain't even watch this shit yet, and I'm already leaving comments. I know this shit gonna be good. Thank y'all for believing in us. Thank you. Shit!

I want to fucking cry. You treat us so fucking good. All right, man, what else should we put in here? This shit been dope, though, now. I appreciate you coming through and fucking with us so hard. Brud, I gotta make sure I give you one of these new hood. I heard you don't wore a goddamn, uh,

In the other hoodie. Damn, niggas are your tumbling all your business, bro. What size is you? That L or do me? Which one is that? See, then he giving me the shit on camera so y'all know it's really. It's a fish, bro. No, bro.

It's just like when you get an extra life. You didn't wore your shit enough time if you're traded in. But, bro, you don't even understand what it do when you throw the brand out there like that. That's how the niggas stop me. Just get me mohose. Every time you were. Hose start believing in me. I'm fucking with it, man.

Fucking with it. All right, man. This has been another rendition of the 85th South show. Please don't start no beat, man. I know what Lowe's might want to do, man. Oh, let's get this out of our chair. Hey, our favorite holiday coming up, black people. Thanksgiving.

God damn, it's coming. Y'all know we can't wait to eat, nigga. Shit, nigger. Thanksgiving got to be your favorite holiday as an adult. It used to be Christmas. But Christmas, whack as fuck. When you grown, Christmas is, ooh. That is a piece of shit holiday.

I mean, for Jesus, for Jesus, it's good. But the other shit, you know. Before, let me clear that out. Let me clear that. Let me clear that. You know what I'm saying? You know, we good. You know what I'm saying?

Because, you know, when you were young, Christmas was fun. You know what I'm saying? You couldn't sleep at night. You thought you heard Santa every night, every hour. It's him. You know what I'm saying? It was fun.

You just open your gifts. Thanks, Mom. When you grow on Christmas, why? Your Christmas. You ever see how weak your Christmas list is as an adult? Your shit changed. You used to want PlayStation, Nintendo, Shoes, Jordans. Now you'd be like, you know what?

Just get me some sheets. I could use some new sheets. You know what? Some sheets would be nice. A good. A good set, queen size, if that's on your heart. Like, when you owe to your Christmas list, it's whack his hair. You know what, my, just give me some towels.

I could use a set of tiles. Don't let it be a rough Christmas. Don't let it be rough. Hey, can you cover a bill? If you could just cover my car payment this month, that would be a blessing. You don't split your car payment in the club. You could just... But it's Thanksgiving.

We can't wait for, like, am I the only one who started preparing for Thanksgiving that week? Like, on Monday? Like, I started eating light on Monday, like, ooh. No full meals, no. I'm going to eat heavy this week. I'm going to eat heavy. You don't get no size. You're a chicken fillet.

Just a sandwich and a water. I'm going to eat heavy at the end of the week. I don't eat shit. You know, am I the only one that starved myself on Thanksgiving morning? Black people, we're so stupid. We starve ourselves on Thursday morning. We don't eat shit. all morning.

The kids eating, nibbling on shit, you're looking at them like, no, no, I'm good. I can hold off. I can hold off. Like, I'm determined not to eat nothing all morning until it's time to eat. But I don't like the help, though. Like, when they walk past the ass who up to help,

I still pretend like I'm asleep. Like I'll be on my phone. Who up? Then I starve myself, right? White folks, when y'all say y'all going to eat Thanksgiving it too, do y'all mean too? Right, right. See, we, us, we have no idea how that feels.

None of us, not one black person in here has ever had Thanksgiving. And we get fooled by our family every fucking year. Every fucking year, them niggas get us, every fucking year. Hey, I know we've been bullshit in the past 16 years, but this year, we're going to eat at 2.30. 2.30, y'all, we eating. Everybody get to shit. Get what you got to get done. 2.30, we eat.

You like, shit. I can make that, boy. 2.30? Fuck it. I ain't eating shit. 2.30 come along, nigga. You start checking on shit. You ever do that kitchen walk through? Hey, why is it still time on the ham? So we're not eating at that.

okay okay that should be about 30 minutes okay cool then next thing you know it's 3 30 you don't make a mistake they looked on Instagram and all your friends done eight so now you just getting mad you just over there's then next know it's 4 o'clock now you lightheaded you and you on the couch nodding off you on the hallway passing out then finally you just mad as fuck. You know, black people, when we, when we hungry, that attitude we'll cuss anybody out. Your grandma be like, well, baby, what's wrong?

Bitch! Why the fuck? Grandma, I'm so sorry. I just I just don't understand why we say 2.30 and we never eat at 2.30. I just you didn't deserve that. And then, like, am I the only one that asked, I asked them, like, I'd be like,

hey, let me know when you put biscuits in so I can step outside I'll be right back and I go out and I get hot as fuck I'm talking about like I'm in the car you ever you ever smoke fast because you know you ain't got that much time I come back eyes red I'm ready to kill I'm in that bitch like you know when you were a big nigger in the family you'd be like you be like nah y'all go Go ahead. Everybody go ahead. Y'all go ahead. Nah, I'm going to go last. Go ahead. Yeah, get your kids. Get your kids too.

Because when I get done with this bitch, I don't know what the fuck going to be left. Your auntie always would be like, oh my God, do y'all smell that? Yes, bitch, it's me. Do you want to go ahead and eat? Because once I get a hold of this motherfucker, I ain't nobody going. Then when it's time to eat, they always pick the one old person to pray. And this bitch is praying for people we don't even know. First of all, this is a plus one bitch.

Don't be praying for her. Harry this shit. You and your cousin make an eye contact. I wish they were hurry up. Then you finally eat. You know what I'm saying? What's the first plate? The first plate is everything.

A little small piece of everything. But black people are so rude. Why we got to look at the whole table before we fix the plate? Like I'm talking about we judge every, every dish. We walk up. Who made this shit? Why y'all always trying something new, man? Just stick to the fucking basics.

Then your second plate is what? Your favorites. Whatever your favorite is, that's your second plate. Your ass been eating right all year. You ain't had collard greens, ham. You ain't had mac and cheese like that since last thing. If you constipated, you get under ate yourself into a headache. Now you damn hunger drunk.

You're supposed to go Black Friday shopping. You're going out. Shit, boy. Hell no, I ain't going to where. My feet's, whoa. I got a headache. I can't eat nothing else, bro. As soon as you see somebody get up,

hey, bro, do me a favor. Come me a piece of sweet potato pie. I bring that back to me. Just a small piece. I just need something to get me over. 85, 85, 85, 85, 85, high, high. Ah, come on, why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient.

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