The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Columbus Comedy Special with DCYoungFly, KarlousMiller, & ChicoBean | Ep. 224

Episode Date: February 21, 2020

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Have a seat. All right. Have a seat. Have a seat. Uh, have a seat. Uh. Ain't this an ice hockey rink? Yep.

They don't cut the AC off for a nigga. Damn show there, right quick. How the hell in this fun? Right quick, they need nobody know it. Columbus, Georgia, what's going on? How y'all feel in the night? Oh! Nah, no, we need more energy than that.

How y'all feel in Columbus? Get it. Shit. Bro, I didn't even know this many of the niggas lived in Columbus. I did not know that either. I did not know this shit. I was packed with white people, shit. Yep, the white people are sprinkled in.

Look at this motherfucker than bust her pillow open and war in the night. Oh, yeah. Ah, man. You got the feathers like this. That's been a pillowcase. Look at these white people right here. Hey! Dumb and dumber, hey!

How'd you guys find out about the show? Oh, my friend, she works at the mall. She talks about you guys all the time. I was like, you know, they got pages on black people meet. She was on there looking for a date. Harry Witton all be here. Who that is? Oh, I thought that one got down.

I thought that were Madge Johnson, son, right here. Where? Where? I'm gonna say, what's up? Oh. I'm about to say, what's up with you again? Hey, you are winning, man. She got her hair the same colors.

jean shirt she was like I'm gonna fuck him up tonight yeah let me get the denim blue bitch she a crib but she used to be that's how she did it the white what a lady let me see what the latest oh shit hey nick turn the smoke off why we got the goddamn smoke on can't even see their ass is already hot not everybody in the big little ass shit smoke don't turn to everybody up top in the top rows of y'all up there At the top, top! At the top! What's up? You're y'all, lay the ass. Y'all so stupid. This shit packed, boy.

They bought their tickets yesterday. Y'all so stupid. Y'all just hit, I understand. Nigger hit me and asked me, what was gonna be in Columbus, for real. For real. She ain't number two hours away, nigger, we come. Who are here from Columbus? Go ahead from Columbus. Everybody, so everybody is going from somewhere else.

Damn. I fuck with Columbus. Y'all motherfuckers have traveled to come see us. Appreciate y'all. Appreciate y'all. I fought with the real Columbus. I've been to after five before. I know what's going on.

I've been to the real shit. Tokyo shit. What happened? What's after five? Man, after five is a ghetto. Motherfucking, magnificent-ass club. They'd be doing everything. They do the girl.

They sell wigs for nine-cent and be fat bitches in there putting their leg behind their head Be little niggas picking them up one bitch snatched her wig off one girl pulled out her titty. It was so long it wasn't even in the video Damn, that sound like a ghetto circus right there Every Tuesday night after five they got some bullshit going every two to after five every Tuesday Every Tuesday. Do it start actually open after five? Oh No, that's just the name of the club. Hosted by my nigga, Dudu Brown. That's the craziest thing.

Doodoo Brown! Yeah, I know that shit's thing. Out of five. The whole name, Judy Brown? Yeah, that shit's thing. Is that after five open the night? Yeah. Where's that?

Where's that? Is that something by the house? Look at that nigga right there. No, he's on his way. That thing said, break the road. That way is it. It's a motherfucking house. There ain't no club.

Shit, it's a club. It ain't far from hell either. Ain't nothing like the out-the-hour spot. Got your own room, got your own liquor. It'd be dangerous in them motherfuckers, though. It's cocaine in that motherfucker, I'm too. It'd be extra dangerous in the hot-the-hours. It's always a nigga with a strap in that bit.

Do not go to an after-hour spot if you don't do cocaine, because everybody in there will do cocaine. And they look at you crazy if you don't do cocaine. You got to go. Oh, shit. Can't let this picnic in. Excuse me, don't you. Oh, his seat wasn't that long. He's right there.

What's up, white man? You good? You good? You're great. You're red. I was just trying to make sure you weren't about to blow up over there He's sitting over there trying to figure out what the hell is this show Got three niggers on stage. I don't get it. They're taking turns doing what? When are they gonna start singing? We don't say it way, man. Sorry, we do this What time the concert start He still don't know what the fuck going on He just did the white man point

All right in there, buddy All right Whatever you say there, sir, good luck to you Yeah, to a cool show I'm gonna tell you you fucked him up With the white feathers Fuck them all the way up It's stupid

Big white feathers It's like the chick-fil-a-lo go in this motherfucker Ah! You look like a strong independent chicken. Auntie next to her with this old hot mustard-ass snake skin. She do look like some weed that's about to be broke up. Looked like a full snake. That's what you look like. What's up, girl?

She said she loves you, Chico, right here with her teeth. Oh, really? Let me see. Right here? Oh no, it was a librarian. Hey, I come give you a hug, baby, come. Give a hug. There you go. Ooh, she don't fell out.

Come on. Get up, give me a hug. Give a hug. Oh! Oh! Oh! Knock on the booty! Oh, look at two.

To hating that. Move, bitch, move! What a god, that bitch, I ain't hating. Goodness, great. That's your mama? Oh, I'm sorry, baby. You ain't know your mama got down like that, did you? Mama.

You didn't embarrass your phone, baby. She's like, Mama, I can't believe you. Do your shit, she goes, stop hating. That's how you got here. Don't worry about it. No, I'm gonna leave Mama alone. If I come to the house, I'm gonna bring something for the house, all right?

I'm gonna bring some snacks and shit over there. You love me. Grown on the pity. I grind on the pity. Hold on, hold on up. Hold on up. Look at your goddamn eyebrows. Come here, baby.

Hold on. She got the fish nests on. Good fish nests and leather shorts. What's up, first? I put the dick on your mama. I put the dick on your mama. I put that dick on your mama. What?

I put that dick on your mama. She's going to let me go. I put the dick on your mama. She's going to let me go. I put that dick on your mama. I put that dick on your mama. I put that dick on your mama. I put that dick on your mama.

I put that dick on your mama. Say hello to your new step daddy I'm gonna be coming to the house later on And me and mama gonna be gettin it on I know you mad I know you sad But your new step daddy he got a bag Look at that nigga right there with them gold chains

This show ain't sound I know you crazy Man I said Put the dick on your mama You thought ain't scared Her mama got heavy felt a dick on her leg She's a freak All she wants for me is a whole lot of dick mate Look, I won't no drama

I put that dick on your mama Mama, look, I'm about to give you some work, but I-uh, nigger, I see this seat-through-ass shirt. What the fuck? Oh, shit. That nigga hair got on a C-thoo-ass shirt. That nigga dressed like a Jamaica airplane pilot. What the fuck you great new place, soccer? This nigga out on a tank top with a C-thew-ass shirt.

You are stupid. What you take? What's a-glad, niggas, I get on your ass, quick-laying. Speak girl, I'm saying, me. Boy, you got on the laundry band. What on you? You got the granddad and shoes on. Uglaid, you're already on stage.

Oh, my. Don't eat me. Boy, your ass built like a lunch lady. Uglad, boy. Oh, boy. That used to be your girlfriend, but she broke out with you because you had a seat-through shirt. Stupid-ass, boy.

Boy, look at your braid. She turns. Uglaid, boy. One, two, you sight. Uglaid, boy, I'm on your ass. Where you got that chair for? Hey, look. Stop playing, man.

Go ahead, man. That's a little bit more to try it out, though. Everybody, man, nigger, borgon, let's say he's ass, nigger. I don't know, I'm going to be glasses. Oh, that niggins, I don't know, man. That nigger's speaking another language. Hey, man.

Everybody, a, niggle, bockin'a-niggle, fucking they can throw soap, that, niggle. Amen, I can't hear you with no nigger. All we understand, a nigger, everything else is another language. Sibodakak a lot about with double-a-d-d-d-d-d-d-digger. Lookin' like a rude and all the stupid ass, nigger.

Every man a fool about to do about to do the ass, nigger. Little by a fool of a ass, nigger. Wondon by the super, ass, nigger. Whittem by the trooper, gawah, ha, d'nig. Ah, nigger. This nigga, hell, man. Can't argue with no nigger, no mole on their nose. This nigger.

That's all I kept seeing. I'm like, this nigga got bone on his nose. That nigga turned up, boy. That nigga came to the show wearing a screen door. He was like, fuck it. Give me the screen out the door, nigga. I'm going to make a shirt out there, bitch. That flow rider, retarded little brother right now.

Dude with that, nigga, my brother will be rapper. Come here. That money bag, your cousin. Garbage bag, no. real though I fuck with you too we just don't fuck with your shirt yeah oh we definitely fuck with you that shirt though and they got on five chains one class holding all the bitches off I ain't never shirt color no leave him up but go sit down for you got damn shirt melt under the lights wrong with your leg nigga

yeah why you walking like a zombie this nigga walking like he on a walk in dead uh got damn pan too tight that cut circulation though. Such a crazy head down. He got a bowl on his nose. He got a bowl on his nose. What's up? He tried to pull that bitch out.

He's 14. I'm obligated damn stupid ass. Oh shit. Why he talked like that? They all about it. Bro, stop talking about him. He's gonna stand up the whole time. You're talking about it. Your leg already fucked up, sir.

Sit down. I think I want to commit suicide at 14. Look at the gangster nigger back there, shame. Like, man, fuck, bro. The people at the top can't even see them. Don't worry about it. It's a little bugger, right here. The fellas make some noise.

You're in here with you're later tonight. She sound depressing like a bit. Bro, you ought to see how many niggas just looked at the girl they were with. What we're doing? No man, fuck it. Too late now. Hey, man, y'all can cut a little AC on for, you know what I'm saying? For like 10 minutes. God.

They ain't turning no AC on a bitch. Don't scare somebody. Make no cut the AC on. They ain't turning the AC on. We're just gonna have to move slow like that, nigg of the whole night. White man, can you call your cousin to tell him to cut the ACR? Listen here, no, nothing bad that. That'll cover all the vents up.

People, play so fun. If you're from Columbus, do y'all come here ever? You're there here. Y'all come here? What's y'all be coming here for? This shit huge. This is an ice rink. Y'all ain't coming for those fucking ice rink.

Graduations. That's the only thing you come in for. graduations you know why I come to Columbus Georgia once a year at least why sometimes I just come down here and ride and just look at the fat asses they got some of the fattest asses in Georgia down there were yeah I'm talking about the fattest natural acids that you ever seen and they all shaped like something it just brings you ever seen their ass they'd be having them heavy cheeks it look like a heart you know I just need to find love I am I ain't know they was got they was

during the big big fat asses that oh this Georgia got them asses so what the fuck you look at it make the pants too little at the bottom yeah or the ass so fat they get that little space between the belt and that oh my god man who's here you doing looking for these fat asses me too yeah i see bad to judge and stuff yeah oh they're in here i don't know where they're sitting i know they're in with a fat of the ladies if you got the fat ass where you're sitting at of course they would be up top god damn fucking cheap ass bitch All the big booty bits is up top. Yeah, we got some more steps to go up. Yeah, we got to sit down.

Man, you got to sit down. That lady behind you, mad as a motherfucker. She's like, I can't see nothing but this nigga's skin through that shirt. Sit down. It's crazy, bro. Real, you're making people uncomfortable. I think I own the after I was five. What's that the nigga wear a see-through shirt?

Ha? You can't do an ice hockey. You thought if you're gonna be an ice? Man, I tell you one thing, driving out here, they had the police on every motherfucking exit driving out. This bitch. You think the police don't know we had a show down here? Those niggins was on every stop.

That shit was great. And the thing is, man, you ever had them old God moments when you going through shit, the moments that make you say, please God. Them please God moments be life-shaping moments because, nigga, you have to be rad blowing a blunt, you're chilling.

You see them lights, please God, don't let them motherfuck. Shit scary, man. You know what, you got to read the chick. Them days over with it. Those folks get behind me, I don't get to fuck no more. You don't?

I don't get my fuck. I don't smoke weed, guns in the car. I don't get to fuck. Yep, yep. They put me over there, what it is. Be better than me. Yeah. If it is he high ride, niggas still on the fuck shit.

Not to me. He's... I don't even let niggins talk loud in my car. Oh, yeah. Hey, bro, what are you so excited about? Fuck that. Yeah, you don't want to have too many of them please God moments. That motherfuck is scary, man.

You ever had a please God moment? You guys say, please, God. I was gonna fuck raw. I was gonna fuck raw fellas are going to bear from and look in the mur. Please God. Don't let this be the way. Don't let this be the one to fuck me off Nick, I got asthma, Nick.

So if you ever been running for the police and you got an assing, if I please God, I just, please God, oh my God, my ass, hell of a please God. Hell of a please, God. Fellas, you ever leave your phone somewhere, around your girl? Please, God, don't let this bitch get my motherfucker phone.

Please, God. Please God don't let her get through that money. Ladies, y'all gonna figure that password out too. Y'all fuck is all work for Apple. You didn't get in the nigger eye cloud and everything. You didn't pull the pictures out and forgot I took. Like damn, bitch, I haven't even forgot about this. I need to post this on Instagram. Ladies, can y'all feel when y'all eyelashes is kind of like loose? Because y'all bidsies be acting like y'all don't see that shit. Y'all still be talking hey, I'll be like, uh, bitch. I always wondered the same thing. Where is your women's intuition then? That's hit me in your nose. I'd be like, ma'am, your shit.

Do y'all get to pick the size of the eyelashes out before you get them or them? No. You just look in the mirror and be surprised. Like this bitch can put a church fan on your eyeball, and now you got to walk around. That shit, they'll be hanging. That bitch trying to look cute.

You stupid. What are you waving for back there, sir? Her eyebrows fucked up, eyelashes fucked up, he's like, yes. It's fucked up, sir. And you know the fucked up part, if they gotta wham now, because they didn't rip all their real eyelashes off, so. Man, it looked like they didn't burn this shit all the way, that's crazy. What's you looking for?

I don't know, might be some money still. Damn well, there ain't no money in them couches. You never know, buddy. They're going back to renter center as soon as this shit over with. You never know. Once you hit your first nick, but you just never know. ain't nothing in that bad how you know it's got a huge through I just want that that's why she was okay buying her ticket don't worry bitch I can sit

anyway he gonna hit me but how you know is love though is it love say what hold up if she got to travel start over again How you know? Nothing. Alright, fuck it. Got to do the Hulk Hogan and they hear her. She must have changed her mind. Never mind.

It sounds like she said, because you're a real nigga. That's how I know. See? That's what? You call in the live, Carlos. That's what it was. That's what it was. How you know it's real little, bitch?

You know, bitch. You don't bitch with me lying. They just say yes and they best friend. She's like, she might type. I love when women don't know what the fuck going on in the world. I was talking to the girl yesterday. I was like, how you feel about that coronavirus? She was like, that was thought. This bitch is living. She probably thought that was going to be a group performing at the fire. They turned the coronavirus.

They be jamming. Yes, we're doing stuff. I love Hood bitches. They say dance. In the way, they don't matter. You said, look at them. Y'all. Like, we're talking to your face.

That's how hood niggins thought, how they really tell girls, they like them. They always want to fight. You don't never know what to say. Smooth, man. How a fucking old thing. They start, who a chick started that shit? You don't even know they like it to every time you walk in. They be like, ugh, I can't stand him.

So ugly. I was like, bitch, how ugly? You're going to take me there every day? Shout out to the ladies that like ugly niggas. I'm talking about y'all like ugly niggas. Y'all just like the niggas. You be like, 100, ladies. know you like ugly niggas.

How you found a nigga cute? Like, what the fuck, man? That nigga, no, he's ugly as shit. At least you're a real nigga. That nigga know he ugly. He was like, we're the shit. That thing said, sweet as shit.

This thing is honest. I don't know. I look good. I guess I'm losing. Well, you have a Zet-through shirt on. You represent Columbus. Stop. Every time he get out, they're going to see this shit on the television.

I'm telling him. D.C., you know how you know that shirt ain't shit. Oh, you too. Even the white man laughed at it. You know why he over here, damn. Gave us a thumbs up. That's a white man, yes. Oh, you're a missing niggas, damn.

That's fucked up. No. The crowd about the turn. Wait a minute. They don't go about none of that see-through. I don't put with these niggas because they shady. She-through shirt, man. This fuck nigger is crazy.

It is crazy. You can't trust that nigger, man. Don't talk to him. Real nigger, bitch, you know that it can't stop. See through shirt, I got a white tank top. He built like you work at a furniture store. Oh, yeah, we got some more little seats. Come on.

Somebody bought them already, yeah. Gage the in the street, I've been putting in work. It got hot outside. I need a see-through shirt. I need a seat-through shirt. That's that shirt you cut grass in. The suit shirt, I don't know why you start. You got that seat-through shirt,

and your nipples is hard. Nick, get the fuck out of here. No. This nigga wanted to mic back. I'm going to get high, man. shirt, I'm gonna tell you it's true. Ain't a nigger in this bill the paid to see you. Give me a lighter, man. I don't got one.

See two shirt, no blew my goddamn high. Somebody stole my motherfuck. Somebody give us a light. Why is it when you look for a lighter, you look for it somewhere you know it ain't? God damn strong arm-ass, nigga. Fuck, you play baseball. Appreciate you, this nigga. So did you lose that, motherfucker.

You look everywhere you know it ain't. How the fuck could your lighter be on your chest? We ain't, people up top of the back back y'all scrape your boy and we check them on y'all make sure y'all laugh. I know it hot up there. I don't know where it went too strong on. It's hot. If it's hot down here, I know it hot up there, y'all's here on the roof. Much love that all the ladies in here that's been laughing real hard now your pussy went.

Okay, they enjoy they said. She get three good laughs in, pussy just be wet. And they came late. That's the grown woman pussy. She laughs, it gets wet. No nobody want to get up, they sweet. So other than I had to buy, what is there to do on Columbus? Sleep, that's it? That's it.

That's it. Work, sleep, and work. What niggas go to come to Columbus? They need to move. It's a whole bunch of other shit to do, but sleep and work. They're doing a bunch of fucking down here, I tell you that much. There's a lot of credit card scam going on down here. going on now. Yes, sir, I know. I came up around 2007, 2000.

Y'all, niggins cash any pack. Here's this truck, bro. Shout out to the fellas that see your other girl in here sitting with another nigger, but you can't say nothing. Bit what, don't you get up, uh-uh, sit out. Sit out, nigh, don't snitch. You ain't think I've seen any of anybody. Make some noise if she didn't text you already. And then the couples they had an argument before they came to the show and still had to come together. What y'all get into it about?

What y'all mad about? She was taking too long to get dressed and shit. That's what it is. And she gets the cussing your ass out. Baby, hurry up. Shut your bitch ass up, nigga. If I don't look like they're going to talk about both of us. how they open the doors in their motherfuck what time they open those in there bitch

she's so stupid that's why your arm's so strong that you've been sitting there's what you want to do i don't know that that be tough when you get to it with your girl because she take it too long to get dressed that that'd be tough when you get it to it with your lady and y'all got to go to the outin because y'all know y'all pay too much for these tickets not to come it don't matter how mad y'all lied each other y'all gonna be sitting beefing the whole show scared to laugh at the same shit. Hey the fucking up part is they gonna have a good ass time and then get home and she still ain't gonna give them none. She said period you dirty than the motherfucker.

They better be the only reason you don't give a nigger none, a period. I love them hood bitches with that little stank walk. They're like, shit if a little time to me. That nigger walked like he got a rock in his shirt. Bro, we talk so much shit everywhere we go. Ladies, you can take that waist train off, you can relax. We're family in a little bit. Shit, they're not taking that ball off.

Hit that one little shoe scrape. Hell now. Not about to let that pressure loose. Bit the pop that looks floaty. Wait, dink. I can't see somebody. It's hot in here about to pass out. What it was?

I've been a big ad That was a big ad I told you they down He'd be careful And they're ready to get caught up He yelled that shit out strong You just miss some Columbus ad, but Salute to the people in that section

right there y'all said fuck that ain't nobody sitting over that bitch Hey bro Africans, I'm funny them sitting over there like they got new ticket for free They just chill in like shit I'm glad that ain't even know they were like man fuck that we're sitting over here, bro. I ain't shit. What they gonna do tell us the moon.

Nobody walking up this bitch. Oh look, they're my little African poppins. They need, they think of funny here and say so. Why did he talk? Hey, her son. Yeah. Say so. What happened he like? Who is that? A little African poplar. The nigga funny here.

He only want to go to the hookahs about. He'd be like, pull up. Let's go to the hookah. What do we do? Huh? What do he do? Yeah. like he on the hookahs like he got to I have sad, I don't go out with a need salute to any Africans we got to build salute to y'all I'm pulled with y'all y'all y'all some genuine

niggins y'all hate getting hurt y'all think every girl your wife and she cheat on you and it's Africans in Columbus oh yeah it's Africans everywhere they've been there same one you just one and I bet I said some Africans not what I bet the rest I'm in the business This bitch is the only one escaped. I bet that one on all the BP gas stations all through the city. Do we get a chance on gas station?

Do we get a chance? I ain't never seen the nigger with a gas station. I ain't never seen nobody other than them niggas with a gas station. I've seen a bunch of Africans though. Welcome to the BP and they help you. Oh shit. That's-A-Rabs. Oh yeah, them too.

Bitch, we know what the fuck ain't all. We just want to say that shit. say that shit, stupid a girl. She thinks she's more A rap! Look, they didn't know. That ain't even the right way to say that shit, but whatever. You'll be crazy, y'all.

A right, shut up. Shout out to everybody who had to leave their hos in 2019. You had to start over. Happy New Year to everybody in this bitch, too. Hope you 2020 then got off to a better start than the world's 2020. This shit

felt like it's November already. Black History Month, Nick, it's the first day of black history month, Nick. Oh, it is! February 1st, the first day of black history month. If you're proud to be black, let me hear you say, yay, yay! If you're proud to be black, let me hear you say, yay, yay, yay! I ain't got nothing after that. Let me see how black y'all are. How black are you? That's a good...

Hey man, you ever had to use some Vaseline? for my heart podcasts in Rococo Punch this is the turning river road i knew i wanted to obey and submit but i didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant in the woods of minnesota a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse why did i think that way Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor? But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped

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What? I grew up in one of the black households. We didn't have no buns. We had bread. That was our buns, our hot dog buns, our hamburger buns. I'm gonna take it back, nigga. I'm my 90s, baby, nigga. Yeah, black history money when your has had Sardin, nixon.

You'd have been in jail before, nigga. That's what Sardin. That's a penituary snack right there. You ain't never ate potted meat and crackers with your uncle in the summer. You don't know nothing about what I'm talking about. Potty meat. Ooh. What about bienas sausages? That I don't fuck with the vines.

Ooh, pop them bitches open five. Juice out. I'm in my home boy. True story. And you ever found the real bitch? She drank the juice first, then, eat them. Oh. Crazy.

Hey, get what? I'm about to create something where you can get the vayanas out real smooth because there's no way you can get in there without fucking one on them up. Yeah. my home boy one of the bids you got that smudge like you know what fuck this shit he was cold with it that nigga used to cut them bitches down the middle like hot dogs and crime nigger yeah that's probably in half that shit's soggy oh so that's pot at me that you can't do that to be in a dog food that shit is dog food

bye ain't a sausage dog food switch that shit up and switch the dog food up and switch the dog food up that shit looks just alike Shit. We need to turn up for Black History Month, nigga. Black History Month, this is supposed to be our month. It's the shortest month, but it's Alephia, so we get an extra date. We do that wild shit on the 29th. I think we just got to add some shit to celebrate.

We keep celebrating the same shit in Black History Month. Like, think all the pioneers that came and got forgotten already. Like the nigger who invented Blunts. I don't want him to be like we don't thought of them. We need to know his birthday or something. The nigga who invented Blunts? nigga who invented blunts. The first nigga to put some house speakers in the car. I'm straight. You don't hit that bitch? I don't.

I don't trust all these. She said, I do it's my birthday. It's your birthday. Come here, girl. Tell me it's her birthday. What? Look, that everybody's birthday. It's my birthday too, nigga. Come here. Somebody's on birthday. What? What? Fuck this. Oh.

fly don't do her like that she got damn overall jumpsuit on in her crown she must don't watch it like Angie Stone happy birthday baby she got her overall zone and her birthday crown every birthday happy birthday all the birthday people we got in here tonight I took it's her birthday I got this baby I ain't gonna do you like that could you look like you show my fucking birthday she had it on her face like she really wanted to hit that bit that's a black history shit too salute to all the ladies in Especially the ladies that celebrate their birthday all week. All month, god damn.

Hit it one more time until a strike day. Happy birthday. Hit it one more time. Hit it one more time until striking a half. Happy birthday. Now they got the light on you. You look like the daughter off the parker. That's what it is.

Happy birthday. She looks just like the daughter off the park. Oh my. Happy birthday. Make sure these big fingers don't smell like booty. Happy motherfucking birthday to all the birthday folks. Oh, happy birthday. I hope you go home and have some tickets and have a birthday smoke.

What is here? What money is here? ARI? No. Pisces. Pice. Pice. I don't care.

I don't know what that is. I don't give a fuck. What's a Pisces? What is that? That's the fish. Oh, that's the fish? Yeah. Whatever, nigga, I'm a Piscese.

Sluo to all the Pisces in the building. That's... Staking Kooten by the Pisces. Everybody think they Zodiac sign the best one. Taris. You have never found nobody to say somebody else's Zodiac sign better than is. I don't give a fuck. Taras is the best sign. No it ain't.

Pisces is. Tars is the best mother. is the best motherfucking side that's the beauty of black history we're genuine we we soft on the inside because we don't want no problem but if you fuck with us nigger that motherfucking horn coming out nickle everybody know aries is the best sign bro oh the fuck all y'all everybody know that no it's not we're the first one no what's the aries what's the symbol here what that symbol is the ram it's a who a ram it's a who a Ram.

We didn't matter how you seen the ram. You don't even know what the ramp look like, Aries just have the ability to fuck with you and not fuck with you at the exact same time. That's a good ass question. Hey, what's the worst zodiac sign you never fuck with? Everybody know. Ladies, hold on.

Burgos. What's the word? Ladies, what's the worst zodiac sign for you to fuck with? Scorpio. Sagittarian. Look at all the ladies. blaming than one nigga that did them fucked up now you mad at the whole goddamn sign oh look oh look at the shit again ask just the latest what's the

worst saying time out real quick real quick I need the lady what's the worst zodiac sign that you to never fuck with me she says Scorpio I'm here's Scorpio San Jose ain't nobody did shit to you and I heard Capricorn and Geminize. Jiminize ain't shit. But it's like you, it's crazy because you are attracted to a Gemini and once you find out there at Gemini, you're like, ugh.

You know, they're crazy. You know they crazy. Now watch this. Fellas, what's the worst Zodiac sign you ever fuck with? That niggas say all of them, nigga. What's the one that's in the beginning, January? That's Capricorn. Capricorn, the most sneaky bitches.

They be playing lawyer like they lawyer. They're some sneaky bitches. They'd be having a whole separate life. Right. I don't know about y'all, but to me, man, the ones that get the most wicked is them cancer women. Y'all cancers, boy. I'm going to tell you, the most realest.

What's August? Leo's. Leo. Hold up, hold up. It might be the wrong part. My daughter, Leo. Like 23rd, 24th. Virgo.

23rd, 24th. That's Virgo. Sorry, Virgo. Well, my daughter, Leo, and them Leo women, y'all do not take no for answer. You cannot tell no Leo woman, no, they all do not understand that shit. Virgo is petty. They petty as fuck. They cry babies. Y'all are cry babies.

Burgos are crab babies. Why did you do that? Some of that shit they'd be saying about the Zodiac signs don't be true, because that's Scorpio, all of them freaking and like the fuck, bullshit. For real? No, fission, don't go to sleep. Fucking with a Scorpio bitch. She ain't like the fuck at all. I'm like you're letting your kind down man She had to be like on the edge like one of them two people two days on the cusp

Cause a Scorpio let me tell you some of a full blonde Scorpio Some bitch's pussies don't even know how to cut off It's his own they just sleek They think niggas don't be keeping up with this shit You ever had some pussy so good you asked when her birthday was Had to. Cause she thinks she gonna get a gift. Ah, bitch you ain't getting shit.

She said January 5th. How you know your pussy good, though? That's a matter of opinion. She by herself. Say what? What? How you know it's good, though? Yeah.

I don't know as good, that's why I asked you. That's the birthday girl, too. Who she went? I can find out. What if all think is good? It's clean, as fresh, and delicious. You had ate it before? It's clean, it's fresh, and delicious.

Go to the bathroom right now. I'm gonna come here right out there, let me see. If they got a smell, it's not clean, ma'am. That ain't convinced me. What you say? I'm still here. You're right, soly. I'm just going to tell anybody you're stint.

That's all. I ain't out here just giving away dick, my dick got paperwork on it. I'm like birthday guy's tight, but that's a hand on. There's a lot of bullshit out here on the streets. Won't nobody say it, don't? Right. Ladies, how do you think you know your pussy good? What would make you know your pussy good?

Please. Because I don't have a good pussy and still ain't do shit for that big, so. What? They tell you. They tell you. We lie a lot. We'd be just excited the fact that we get it. Oh yeah, you're supposed to good. Oh, yeah, it puts it good to the motherfucker Because just because a nigga buying you shit don't mean your pussy good. He's just not used to have a pussy. So that's what I'm saying. I don't have a good pudding. It still ain't do shit for a bitch. So what we both through. I give a bitch hug. That's all I got.

Some of that shit is game changes though. Oh, yeah. Some good pussy make you check on it. These niggins be checking on you. That mean your pussy good. After you fucking first time, just wanted to make sure you was having a great day. Hey, sweetie, didn't want much. Just with had you on my mind

wanted to let you know that I was thinking about you. Exactly. He's thinking about a nigga. That shit that hits your mind. You just be stuck. I ain't gonna lie, I do got world's law.

Good pussy made me want to spend my that's it. Good pussy do make you want to spend a night. I think about hitting again. I'm like, I had to stay. You know, you know, you hit that bit one more time. This is how you know the pussy real good, D.C. If you get butt-necked before she do.

Yep, that's a good point. Uh-uh. She got on everything. You butt-necked. I ain't getting butt-naked. That's a mold-nick shit. I ain't doing that. I got to keep my goddamn draws on.

Fuck that. That's a good point, though. Good pussy make you want to spend a night. And you know the pussy good if this bitch living a fucked up environment. up environment and you still want to stay like I don't even care about them gunshots bitch he's in here with us and he busy dirty too fuck that I ain't fucking you with the lights off cut them lights off I want to see what's in your pan is too bitch fuck bro man you say you ain't got that dicky stah me you better leave them goddamn light zone

that was over one girl house I guess her little girl was eating some Doritos in the bed scratch my goddamn bag oh look The fuck, stupid. They're trying to hide no pandas. Don't hide no pandas. Put them on the bed so we all can see them. Open them up. I want to see the pussy loud.

This is... Why is Brown? What is this thing is there? A nigga live a different life. That nigga D.C. going to write a book. That's going to be a bestseller. That shit going to have a seller that shit gonna have all types of wild shit and so when I used to fuck around at the nursing home that's why all trucks with black with black draws you can't see the booty

sweat nope you can't see the booty sweat in black draws oh nope you blend in with the black you can't see it salute to them ladies that no draw like draws only bitch let's see it come on we'll walk around all day let me see it where the ladies out of here that don't wear no drawers and always got that story I don't wear them it's not good for your pH It's not. They have it tight all the time. It's not. They don't let that pussy grease. What? What happened? You keep the pussy like caged in like that, like all the kind like gr-br-br-br-d.

Not good, it gets sick. Cat of flu. That's what the girls be telling me who don't be wearing the asses. They be like, it's too much. You know who my face? You know who my favorite people are, the women who got too much pussy to wear them cute panties. Like her pussy crooked a little bit, it's set offset, so the lips, like, it don't matter how she put them on, the lips don't never be all the way. That bitch pussy lopside in there. Yeah, that pussy offset.

Pussy nymphs, whoa. Yeah, her pussy sit crooked like a 454. Pussy look like Bobby Brown, y'all. Like she could tuck them in, but soon as she walked, they're going to fly. flop right out. It just ain't even no point. I like big coochin lips. I don't like like the big, like, the big, like, big... Nika, what the fuck was that?

It's like, that's how you gotta unriving it when you, you're like, God damn, dude. How much coocha do you got down here, bitch? The pussy's so dry, it's so much lip. You like, God, Dad. Ladies, you hear this shit that we're saying, if y'all really knew how childish men worked, you would never have sex with us. What do you think we're doing the whole time we're hitting it from the back?

Laughing at your booty hold. Because it looked like it's trying to say something. What are you trying to tell me, little fella? You know what? Never matters. That thing is crazy. Put your thumb over it. This thing is stupid. We do that little...

Every nigga ain't here to do this is some boy, yeah. Oh yeah, you got to put that. You ain't that dumb wrestling with her asshole, yeah. This little part right here. You see that little part, that cricket right now? That button, that's how much you can. You ever be doing this and she flinched? She'd be like, stop, don't do that.

Oh, you've been to jail before, huh? You been to jail. That's when you're a real, nigger, when you go through one of them. Oh, shit, fuck. Gotta push that bitch back down. Ugh. Ha ha ha ha. You're pushing back.

This nigga tried to push a fart back in the ass. See, I told you. This guy has a reflux. This is a book gonna be amazing. How many niggas you'd have never met that tried to push a fart back in an asshole? Do you see Yon Fly? That's gonna be chapter four of the book.

Oh, you know, fuck. I don't have been to no trenches, you indeed. I don't put so many bitches on my palate. My knees hurt. My knees hurt right now for this. You had to hit a bitch. like this oh now you on a pallet you slide like a motherfucker on them sheets yeah the scooter pallet back over it is the first of the month

to everybody that paid their rent already ha ha ha ha niggas like shit I got to the fifth fuck you tell mom put the payment plan down but don't nothing make you more humble to ask him for that extension on your rent excuse me um hey how you doing uh yeah god bless you man i just i just got off from a long day of work i just been wanting to talk to you guys directly i've been getting i've been getting the letters on the door i just wanted to come in directly and speak to you guys man hey hey john how you doing man hey uh you know i'm in apartment for b and we've been experiencing a little bit of trouble you know i had a little problem i had to make

sure that my mom she has some stuff going on with her gallbladder so I was just wanting if I know you guys have sent me the court notice I was just wanted if you could just give me a couple more days to get my rent together and they'd be like well sir we've already given you two weeks but listen to me God God understands my pain I just need please could I just get a couple more days to just please just a couple more days they're like okay sir we understand your problem you got a couple more days soon as you walk out there bed you like got the ass I I'm straight now.

Shit, boy, I'm good. I got about four more games. They cut your shit off. They don't want to hear. None of that shit. Damn show don't. They're looking at you. Like, they can't wait for your story to end.

Nah, that's when you live in the hood. The hood, the hood people that be over the goddamn apartment complexes be acting like, that's their money you ain't giving them. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? If you don't own this, Miss Cheryl? Because if they don't get the money, they're going to get kicked out. So you got to understand. I need that money.

They only ask you one question. They'd be like, What has it been reported to the sheriff's department yet? It's nothing we could do. Now you got to go to court for $6.36. That's one of my biggest fears. That was one of my biggest fears being a young nigga because I would come home to my apartment complex

and see people that got set out and I would hate to be riding and coming home, get off the bus, and you start walking past shit and you start recognizing it. Like, wait a minute, Nick. I know that goddamn mister. What the fuck?

Is that my Batman? Nick, what the... All this, ah, shit. sitting out here man what the fuck that's how I finished my whole first department I just said in my complex all day and waited on people get put out I'm like no not my boy Alex let me gonna get their TV I remember my little folk got kicked out they got kicked out and stayed in the yard just sitting outside people come and look at the house and everything they're like what's up shit yeah it's nice in them

Real niggas don't get put out. We'll move out the night before. In the middle of the night, nigs. They move all that shit out. Look, we can't get to leave their bed. We can't get it. But ain't nothing like some real gangster shit. Hey, you're laughing too hard.

You don't move it out in the middle of the night before. Ain't nothing like a real game shit. When you're moving to a band, and you can cut the lights on. And you stay in that motherfucker by Samma. In a bando? In a bando. No, I ain't never did no shit like that.

Ooh. I have. You didn't live in a band-o for seven months. Ain't had to pay no rain. Ain't had to pay no rain. Well, would you take showers? Ask somebody else out. There's a wheel, there's a wheel.

Well, would you cook your food? Nigger had a microwave. Ain't no cooking going on. no cookie going on I already know it ain't my home got a silver wheel there's a way what would you do if somebody came and tried to inspect a band oh I would hide this is my life because this shit ain't right did you have a bed I had a a pallet. Hey, the fucked up part is everybody in here could actually see you living in a bed,

no thing. I was lit, niggins shit, I was selling dope. I got another question. Huh? So when you port your girls over there, how did you explain your situation? They ain't had to explain my situation. They had no where to stay. It's a win-win for me.

Hey this nigga that lived a long rough-ass life. With him to be a young nigga, he did all kind of shit. Well, I ain't living in no goddamn bando. Hell no. It's not a bando once you cut the lights on. Well, did you have roaches? It probably did. Did you have any electric?

Oh yeah. What was you getting it from? Next up. Hey, man, quit talking to this, nigga, man. I want to hear the story. Fuck that. There's a movie. What?

I had a crackhead, hooked everything up. Say what? I had a crackhead, hook everything up. What did you do? What did he hook up for? You give me a run down? My life. Your lights.

My water. Your water. Had cable. Had cable. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. But I heard what you're saying, you mean to tell me you had cables and you didn't even have a bed. Hell no, didn't need no bed, cause I ain't been to stay here.

Nigger, I could go to the bed. Because this is a crime and ain't got time. These bitches gonna suck his dick all on this hardwood flow. On this hardwood flow On this hardwood flow D.C. lived in the trap house. D.C. lived in the trap house. D.C. lived in the trap house.

D.C. lived in the trap house. I had keys. In the trap house? Yes, I did. In the trap house. I had keys. In the trap house. Yes, I did.

In the trap house. I had keys. To the trap house. I did. How'd you get them? Make it easy. Go to Home Depot. Go to Home Depot.

and change the lock in the trap house in the trap house go to home depot and change the lock when you do it in in the trap house in the trap house in the trap house go to the home depot and change the locks hey you're a what you're a dumb as fuck you're real talk you know they got you when you go home and your keys don't work oh so what did you do the day when you came to your place and you couldn't get in shit I had to look in a window my shit's still in now so I'm good I'm just gonna break the window in the back hey man oh my god you gotta get your life together man you can't be out here doing shit like me

Yeah, nigga, look at me. You damn show dead. Came all the way up. But y'all didn't really want to see that, the young wife me. I was off the chain, bro. I'm funny now, but niggas. When I lost my mind, that was on a shit. What?

What year did you lose your mind? When I law my mind? Yeah. Shit, about like 18, 19. When I had a lot of my brother, R.P. Rich, I was gold. You did. Fuck you me.

I was out of him. I'm ready to wick. Where you at? Where you at? Then she got on the sponge bob shirt. She got it. She got that. Hey, fuck with no grown-ass woman with no sponge-bob sweater.

Well, she got that. Well, you know what she got her from? What? C-T-I-T-I. Whoa. Cit-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. City T-T-T-T-T. C-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T.

C-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. G-I-D-I to the trail D-I-G-I D-D-I-D-D-D-D-R-D-D-A-D-R-D-D-A-D-B-A-B-D-A-B-D-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-W-T-E-W-E-E-W-E. Oh, it's a Who? Oh, it's the M-E-N-E-N-E-LU. Oh, it's the M-E-N-E-N-E-LU. It's the men. Oh, the little yellow motherfucker. She said, it's the minion. I still don't trust you with a little, the minium shit.

I want to see, let me see. I'm not some human to add like that. She got this minions, hoodie. You got that from Spencer's right before you get to the pawn section. Prince is freaky head. That's what you want. Oh, crazy, that chick, dressed like a cartoon character every day. No, you know.

That's what you need. You know, sit down. These ones would be crazy. Now, you're about to hit your bit. Ben, stop, man. Oh, you know, whoa, back up. Oh, damn. This niggins.

This, that's how this nigger. That's how this nigger wake up. Oh, my. Yeah, yeah, I, P. Kobe Bryant. R.P. The Kobe pride. Why you had to bring that up, bro.

I'm still dealing with that. Hell, yeah. You know what I mean? Something totally different now. When you go, Kobe. Nigger, that she got a whole new meaning now. We've been doing that for years. Now solidify.

fuck that every time you shut up Nick can't take this nigga no well this nigga here it's the hair and bone he think he got super clouds hallelujah mine yeah he got that her and bone Tupac had on an eye get around video that's shit crazy he'll fuck around and catch the holoca goes he don't been through so much

knicka what you get a hair and bone have you ever walled see through shirt time at a company show ah ha ha god is talking to you turn to the book of heron bone first necklace first necklace third chapter what did they get the hair and bone I don't know but that's top five outfits and 85 South Show history to see through shirt yeah we put that in though in the wall of shame for real I know boy that and they got the shirt made out of the laundry bag.

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Let's your wireless bill of 15 bucks a month at mintmobile.com slash 85 south. Ma'am, you mean to tell me that so you're giving me your pussy to? That pussy is trashed. We need to get that into a ringtone right there. Oh, that pussy is trash. I know who that is. Ignore what they're trash. Ladies, keep it real. If your nigger got on something ugly, you're going to tell them? But are you going to tell them enough not to wear? Y'all don't be keeping it all the way real.

Because if she kept it all the way real, there ain't no way that nigga would have came out here with the screen door on. Ain't no way. You know what? Fucked up. I believe her, don't she go, because she was like, I told him not to wear this shit. No, but she was nice with it. Ladies, y'all be nice with it. Like, baby, why you don't wear that? other shirts you got that's the I mean you think don't you said don't wear that shit you got to be more you ain't tell him that you can tell you we can tell your nigga don't listen already so you got to be more stern when you talk to that name she did tell him that that nigga put that shit on bay he had already took them zandnecks and he was in the mirror

fuck then I'm wearing this I'm wearing this shit I'm wearing this shit bro Then he put a wife, thank you, because if he came in with the, just the see-through shirt and no wife beater, that that had to leave. He had a tank top. Somebody trying to see your freaky-ass chest, sir. Nick ain't wore that shit since when. What niggas, when's niggas went that stupid-ass shit? Never?

I don't know what made that shit on. I don't think niggas ever won that shirt. You got that motherfucker on. That's the shirt you went to a club to play music that sound like, like to do do do to do do to do to do do to do to do dude to do to do to do to do to do to do to do do to do to do to do to do to do to do I white man you bobbing a little too hard on that shit oh I like where they're gone this is what happened when you

with people you should have just set there I mean oh man ah ha ha ha we vote with you too bro keep doing your mother hey that nigger is living yeah don't let this be the last time you put an outfit together and go fuck him up somewhere hell yeah no y'all y'all y'all been together it's not every day we run into a nigger with that much creation y'all been together six years ma'am listen oh he gonna fuck him up at y'all win if y'all ever get Mary, ooh, that nigga gonna fuck him up. Fuck that, wear that at a funeral. Let the folk know,

and put the pitch on that motherfucker so it look like a hologram. That nigga got the soccer net on. Ain't nowhere in the world, man. It's gonna be a nigga who's gonna finish the argument when they get home, he'd be like, but baby, at least don't be wearing C-through shirt. You can forgive a nigga.

Ladies, how long on average do it take you to forgive a nigga for real? Oh my God, that's a good question. If you're digging her down and take one night, that's all. She's going to be mad. That little night, then she's going to wake up.

How long it take you, Fuzzacote? On average. Nine months. That's a pregnancy, ma'am. Nine months? That's a jail. They take you a whole three trimesses to forgive a nigga? Nine months?

Bitch, I've found three more bitches. You're tripping. I love to forgive a nigger for real. May you forgive me, bitch? It depends on what he did, but ladies. She's three months? What do you do? I like her answer better.

She said three weeks. Who say three weeks? Who say three weeks? But ladies y'all, when you know you got a nigga down bad and he did something wrong, you're gonna push him right to the limit when he about to quit, then forgive him. Let that man get to his breaking point. Well, bitch, what the fuck you want me to do? I said I was sorry what the fuck I'm sorry god damn all right baby that's cool be cool now

she didn't walk up and gave you a yes no maybe so letter niggins she looked young but she ain't oh your son drew there yeah no he got it looking like aliens look at you you dressed like you great go do a twerk competition that's what it is what this here right oh he says 85 south so what they put to be right I know I'm talking about what this she did show okay but what they're supposed to be like right here like the cave and shit what's up like a old j like some great

oh come baby drew that okay your kid drew that that's what's up thank you your girl a hug you're gonna right with niggas hugging your girl you're a cool nigga I left a girl like KFC for telling the nigger thank you one time you say hello hug my girl What if she hugged me on like that's the that's the beautiful thing about being a purr when your child do some shit like this you got to act like it is a Picasso ooh let me see whoa boy you did this by yourself good job little man

yeah yeah yeah i say appreciate it man they crave yeah i like that shit it looked just like us yeah that's me that's you right there that's you right there that's He owned some. How he know it was three of us? That ain't me. I got to tell a nigger the truth. That is not me. I want to be somebody. We got to tell the truth. His name what? You're going to be right. What? Corrie.

Keyori? Show him this episode. We're going to auction this off and get the money to charity. Right. Knowing that we're going to keep this shit because it's going to be worth a bunch of money one I'm putting it up. Kiori. You say Kiori?

Who name Kiori? Let me get somebody. That's one of them... That's the one of them combination black names where you mix the daddy and the mommy name and the mother named Kiana, the father named Ori or some shit like that. Ordonis. Kiori. Now he got to go to school with a nigger like me.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Your motherfucking name Kiyari. Digger. Nick, I know a girl, her name. Her name is Look Gladys. That's it so stupid. Little Gladys. Look Gladys.

Look Gladys. Oh, we locked outside. We gotta go get Keori. Because her daddy name, Larry and her mama named Gladys. That's some black people's shit right there. You can tell what year motherfuckers was born by their name. Mercedes and Lexus and all y'all are born in that. 80s and 90s.

Your name what? Hello. Your name? What's your name? I can't smoke weed right here. Corchet. Because I might fall. up this shit. Time out. You say your name Prouche. Your name is Bruce Shay. Bruce Shay. Bruce Shay. Bobby Broushay. What is that? Prushay. What is that? Prusay. Bruchet. Yeah, I know, right? That fuck with her all the time. Be like, hey, man, I, you know, I bruceate you coming over here, man. Driving all the way over here.

Her name is Bruchet Sticton. Bruchet you. That's shit stupid. Bruchet Sticton. Make some noise in here. What if a class president. Make some noise in here if you know your baby ain't smart and your baby slow a little bit.

Keep it 100. Don't act like you don't know your baby be doing the wild shit. Man, I'm telling you, some of these kids be off the chain. I'm in the mall. This little boy run up on me. The mumble is like, he's so intelligent. I'm like, word, that's what's up, man. What's your name? He was like, hungry.

Don't talk about the kids like that. That's fucked up. No, it ain't, nigger. They talk about kids. You can talk about kids. Fuck, I talk about kids. Sometimes kids learn more from life than they do at school. Okay, I don't care. I was at the house, and I heard it loud ass. Boom, boom, boom. I ran upstairs, trying to make sure everybody, my son and my nephew and then was up there.

And I was like, what the fuck y'all up here doing? And I looked at my son, and he looked like he was in a lot of pain. I like what the fuck you do and before he can answer my little nephew told him he jumped and grabbed the ceiling fan and threw him into the wall I said see that's what your fucking is getting now sit the fuck down before you kill yourself that's daddy advice right there that's how we give advice niggins you're still alive you i talk bad about i don't care i talk bad about kid you don't care you do grown yeah seen a little nigg in the store that day talking about ooh dc get wit i said wait you come i know what that dc stand for i said wood you're

Dirty cooche. I said, I said, your little stupid-ass snag or two, fight an apple, bitch. Right. And kids be honest, they'll come up to you to say some mean-ass shit, don't even know. Hey, Chico Bean, your head looked like my basketball in my room. They talked about me when I was growing old. I was a child. I had old parents, man. What they used to say about you? Your parents, old. They'd be like, your daddy, your granddad. Shut up, bitch. They used to say your daddy, your granddaddy. Yep.

They were like, your daddy, your granddaddy, hi, you got a granddad and the daddy. That's fucked up. Fuck y'all, that's mean. These kids now think they're no bullying. The bully when we was growing up was in your face direct. Niggas, you remember when kids used to get up early to bully you? Hell yeah. Boy, let me tell you something.

This is why I became the roaster that I am to date, you. A nigga told me something so traumatic, my nigga, get fucking me. To this day. Listen, bro, I'm coming in a, oh, covered in school, bro. I can hear this, nigga, roasted, like, ugh, glad, bud, oh, glad, boy, it's early morning, he's about 8.30. So did I hit the corner, nigga, my feet go right in the roasting session. Niggins say, boy, you got me fucked up.

He said, that a nigga little dad every. He said, boy, I know you ain't talking about. He said, boy, that why I heard your daddy died land we. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. That ain't, that's just fucking. up that's the cruel to your kids I said he almost did who told you that makes some noise you got bullied in school everybody got bullied a little bit unless you

was always the bully that's what it looked like didn't nobody say shit they were like shit I wish your motherfucker gonna be traumatized a nigger when the bullion's motherfucking experiences that you remember that shit for the rest of your life I remember I had some new balance and they was leaning a little bit right they was leaning a lot it wasn't in a little bit we go to recess this nigger Randy Johnson I remember this niggins I think was Randy Johnson like to hold me up every time that niggas seen me here go like this well brook my wrist I love school I used to do a whole bunch of shit didn't even know I would have

fun he'd be lit like I never would be clad I would go to school and walk right pair by clang me yeah man about that's going to Oh, the hallway was where it was that. A pocket full of weed, we're gonna go shoot dife. I think ninth grade was the hardest grade because you was the youngest motherfucker at the school, going to school with a bunch of grown-ass folks. And you had just left being the oldest person in your school, yeah.

When you were in ninth grade, nigga, you was just, you hanging out with motherfuckers who got jobs and smoke with cigarettes and everything. You know what, you know what's fucked up? When you realize a motherfucker won't get no pussy in high school, That hurt a nigga rip. I love you too, baby. Sound like you should have met this nigga at high school. She wanted me, me in high school.

I love you too, girl up there. We were fucking, but we weren't fucking in the house. I wonder if that's a real voice. She's talking like that, all the time. Me and you together be hell. Why you talk like that? Why you talk like this? The people at the top, they just suck.

It's so hot, they just down. Oh, it's at least 10 niggas in his sleep right now. They ain't got too drunk before they came to the show. Ah, they can't walk down on step. That's shit a little long and fuck. I'm away to the Mars, shit. He got drunk at 7 30. He got drunk and 7 30, y'all gonna fall out of sift. Hey, what if you fuck that girl up there and she'd make you talk like that?

Oh, they're having some good pussy. I show like it. Damn. Just make you sound like a witch, nigga. That's fucked up. So what if you talk like after every girl you fought that's fucked up? At least for a little bit. I talk like a cuckoo.

I'm sorry, young man. Godda fuck me barbara down the street. God damn. I'll be talking about. I told you. I fucking told you. All I heard was ooh. I've seen it too. You all right?

Yeah, no, that thing ain't all right. Good nigga Phil. Yeah, he went down. We got to check on. That was bad. Y'all ain't see it. Look out, DC. We got to see if they okay. Oh, oh, fucked up.

Who's all hurt? What's that, nigga? What's that, nigga? I told that he's a little bomb. What's up? You all right, nigga, man. What's up, shit? Ugly, ah!

Hey, the nigga said, the nigger said let me hit that door one time. You need it now. You fell out. What's up, white lady? You don't need to hit shit one time. Who fair? You already too late.

What's up? What's up, Chico? You look like me. You fair? That's fuck, duh. Nah, you ain't almost fair. You failed. Yes, you didn't.

You ain't hit no vote. They say, ooh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Came up here looking like Florida Evans, ma'am, how you doing? Ain't no AC down here. Pastor Troy, what's up? Good time.

And you got the rerun hat on, you plasm. My principal! That's my old principal. What's up, nigga? I don't want to make it with your stupid ass. He told you you weren't going to make it. That ain't my principal. You got up.

You didn't get up. You didn't get a see-through shirt. You're recording this. Don't show it to nobody. Nobody needs to know this happened. This look like the lady that approved you for your apartment. Yeah. What's up with it?

She smell like mott balls. Hey, her nigga wear see-through shirts. Hey, that's that's be-through shirt girl. You better leave her along. What's up? What's up, man? You're still standing up, man. See-through shirt crazy, man.

This is, Monday. I didn't even know my nigga had the braids like old dog off minutes of society. Oh, that boy, I still got that mold. Hell now. Huh? Hell no! That they got that bones. That nigga looked like...

That nigga looked like the music next man. That what it is. She got them... Got them Instagram shoes on. They got cocaine fingers. Man, nigga, cut me. This lady got them Instagram shoes on that come up on the ass on Instagram.

I hate those niggins. Y'all ain't said a no dope. Nigel with the t-through shirt. I would come up there, but, nigger, that shit is far. Far, far. I'm talking about far-far. And this...

father come up there i want to fuck with y'all and look it's a nigga all this a motherfucker all the way in the back against the wall it's hot ta what's our birthday girl it's hot time man we fuck with y'all hundred and thirty degrees over there and we appreciate y'all fucking with us man y'all been showing 85 south show so much love A little Columbia Selling our shows Every motherfucking well This is the 85 South show This is a podcast I think I always do some stupid shit

Let me do this shit about shit Podcast of some women who smell They coochie before they give you some A real considerate Yeah To look to my white man right that is in here With the black lady I see you now Yes sir

He was like, yeah. Black history month. There you go. There you go. We're watching you, motherfucker. You bullshit. That motherfucker on nine game stops. I can look at him in there.

You know where all the PlayStation's at in Columbus. Ma'am, are you okay? Are you in danger? You're good? You're not being held hostage, are you? All right, because this is the time to say something, okay? Because we all'll beat this nigga the fuck up in here, okay? You're good.

Shrug your shoulders. You're good? You're talking about the black lady with the white man. Yeah, we're trying to make sure. Abraham Lincoln, God, damn, you got the Abraham Lincoln face. You look like you're supposed to be on a penny. He'll be trying to touch your hair and shit, do it. All right.

He do? He'd be trying to make you cut your hair? Oh, all that's saying. He said, dude, should be, do he be touching her hair? I love you too, me later in the back. We already know you lost your dad, by it. Why all the women who love me got them strong-ass boy? I love you, Carlos.

Like, that's the shit I want to wake up to. All the old stressful bitches. Right, your bitch sound like James Earl Jones. My son works. Like, ma'am. You got all the old stressful bitches. I love you, Kyle Loh. Shit.

Lo, you lost. I love you back. What's up, babe? I got all of them young hoes that still stay with their mama. What's up, eh? Bitch can't come outside. Why? Your mama downstairs.

She don't want to pass my mom? Yeah, yeah. She's pointing her out. I know my market. I'm talking. I only like women who about to give up in life. They're tired of looking. They're like, what? It's whatever.

Like, a bitch trying. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm through looking. I don't like them young kids. I love you too, babe. Youngs and dreams, you know, hopes and dreams and shit. You said, you don't want no woman with hopes and dreams. Them young women, they still be optimistic, still be believing they can be shit.

Ah, too, too. Oh, p-p-p-p-y. Ah, damn. Oh, two, two. Ah, beep, bich. Ma'am, you think is ill. Yeah, you got the big ass. You are thicker than racial tension in the South.

I got ass-a reflux. They say mustard is good for it. Yeah, yeah. She is thicker than a kindergarten pencil. Oh, bitch. Ah, the number two pencil. You're so stupid. You can't break that big.

Where you're a man there? You got a man? You don't. not at all ain't no dicks in your phone or none she line she just ain't got no niggins she claimed it's five niggas that think they got a chance right now in her phone soon as she got up and walked they were phone niggins like okay i see you look high they i see okay you'd be fucked up you better sit down somewhere you find as hell you deserve the best Shut up.

The best. She's gonna be a good woman for somebody. Don't wait too long. I can tell you a good person because you got that ass that spray when you sit down. Ladies, I don't want to try to be lonely. You see that? Look at that. The little sad ass, you're sad.

That's how you know. At least, like, have fun. Like, don't just be lonely waiting for the right person. You can wait for the right person, but don't be long. What that mouth do? I don't know, bitch, you too far. Who the fuck I'm talking to shit? Niggins really be out here eating cooch on the first day?

I guess. What them all do these things? Niggas, y'all be out here eating coochie on the first day? Yep, sure it. They do? Fellas, make some noise if you eating the pussy on the first time. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. One nigger.

Ladies, make some noise if these niggas is eat you out on the first time. shut up no they not no they not somebody's lying in Columbus you mean to tell me niggins out here eating coocha on the first day yeah yeah sometimes they're pussy be looking at the nigga like well you better eat that's a lot of niggas way in they don't know how to get the pussy over than that

I'm like here I come eating it and I hope she fuck afterwards wow I did not know that the first day that pussy be looking at a nigga like call eat me Because that you gotta be careful with that, because the lady will put that move on and you fuck around, eat her pussy too good.

She'd be like, oh my God, that was so good. Thank you. Like, no, bitch, my turn. I mean, that's why you got to fuck somebody that you really want to fuck with so you can really fuck them. You feel me. Because some best you can tell me like, I ain't feeling get this bitch like all my tricks.

But then some bitch, you're like, man, I'm feeling good at this bit, everything. The whole thing. Ladies, how long y'all wait to bring your tricks out on the nigger? You bring them out the first time, you easy some of y'all let us got that signature risk action out here y'all motherfuckers hold that long as you can you're like i can really like this nigga i'm about to put the official dick suck on them now that's how the kugas do they take they tie i'm talking about take me time i'm like

bitch i already done it bitch it took you too long you could definitely feel the difference jico because you'd be laying their mesmerized like who is this right you you've been holding out on me You fuck a couga real good. They can't breathe. He'd be like, Mm-hmm, huh. Mm-hmm. You can't fuck a cougar real good.

She'll buy you some shit you ain't asked for. Come on now, you need to go and get up if you want to go look at this truck. What? Yes. Cougas say some shit to you. You ain't never heard before some old. Yeah, you don't want this head.

I suck a bullet out of jam gun, young nigga. Like, damn! I want that head. God you are amazing, ma'am. Hey, boy. Hey, man. Hey, man, nine five to you had that cougatum T-Vat. Whoa.

Yes, sir. Feels nothing but them ridges in that gung. Chapter five of the book, Ritchis. Liddy. She'd feel like a fish. You like, what? I ain't going to lie to you, wait, wait, chico, this niggins says she going to take the T-Vout in the ridge.

Nah, I'm scared of that, ladies. If I'm going to get some head to bed, say, hold up you can't look at it I'm ready now no you're not I could do it she got to tell you that she's about to take him out I could take that she's gonna take them teed out and then she gonna have a bit of bill face I can't do it can't do it she got to be cute it's always gonna work fella a bit through a lot of my love he said this took her teeth out on him no that's a privilege right there I can't imagine what they I'd have had to say, Martha, put your teeth back in, Martha.

No, you would, especially if she didn't get you a little bit with them out. You're going to be asking, man, go and take them back out. You do. You definitely ask. Yep, need you to pop them out right quick. That's a hell of a request to be asking your girl. Nick, be excited about that shit, too. Like, what did you do? Oh, she and me and my lady about to go home.

She's ready to take her teeth out. Real case to hold on business for her. Put them in the napkin. Ah! Now he gets stuck to the saliva. She took the both the top and the bottom of? Listen, both of all got to come out. Top, bottom. Let's go. Let me give it.

And then you look over there and she hit you with the pop them out. Oh my god. Put the motherfucker in my pocket like loose change. Uh-huh. Come on. Give it out of one. This motherfucker ain't got no teeth. She isn't this. She said, mm-hmm, yeah, what? Mm-hmm, I'm, mm-hmm.

She told me, she said, she had a trick for me. It's all my dick, Nana. She told me she had a trick for me, she said, it's going to freak me out. She said, you ready? I said, baby, I ain't, hey, nana, nigga, I ain't been through. You dig what I'm saying? That bitch said, I said, hold on. I'm nervous at that point.

At that point, I'm like, oh, wait a minute. I said, hold on. Hell no. That's whew. This should sound like you the fellas. Would you get excited if you about to get some the head, the bitch took her teeth out? A nigg in the bag. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, freak-ass nigger in the bag. Hell yeah. I had one in the van. He ain't got no damn team. Hell yeah. He gonna do it now just because you said that, but I'm gonna go see what D.C. were talking about. Take it high come.

That's got to be overkill right there. That's too much because this shit feels. too good with the team in there right this nigga said y'all niggins gonna have worms no niggins stupid bro you gonna have worms that they gonna crawl through the holes in that shirt this thing yeah anything of mine y'all gonna have worms the fuck this thing and stupid what's up girl what you're talking about she's white Carlos don't do it get back You damn shall be looking out. I can't go nowhere with no white lady, bro. I make her drive and I sit in the back like we're in an Uber. Like I'm stupid, bro. That's safe. That's smart, Lowe's. I've never thought about that. Can't fuck with white women. They come up missing too fast.

It's tricky, bro. They just be missing, just missing. They end up 24 hours away and less than 24 hours. White lady leave his show tonight won't find shit for her shoe find the rest of her ass in Las Vegas tonight okay dude white bitch is scared be they get man you just look to see the look on their face they buy to some shit really really listen whatever you think I apologize okay yeah that's how you know you're supposed to be fucking with no white women the police stood up when you said white women okay guys We got some action now. We got action.

10-4. Perk up, Donnie. Come on. Here we go. I knew somebody was going to break the law tonight. I knew it.

Boys, then overstep their boundaries. This is Columbus, Georgia. We got a 10-16, over the 17 with the 9 with the 14. Bring my 6 over to the 1, to the 1, to the 1, 8, to the 5. Salute to the three white ladies right there.

I salute you all me. Y'all ain't here. Because you know ain't nobody gonna fuck with you. They gonna be back there waiting on them to walk out. Courtney Lynn, I'm gonna tear your daddy, you're up here. I'm gonna tell your daddy. Oh shit, look at him. He pecking up now.

Well, I hate you and rock. The other niggers ain't funny as hell tonight. And when we walkin' down, don't push, cause I'm going straight to come up. Yeah. We are. I'm going to be drunk in here. What's you going to say on the track?

I'm going to tear your ditty where I saw you at. Hanging round those fellers, smoking weed and all of that. Stop, they turn that shit off. Stupid ass. Where to beat? What's you doing with the beat? Okay, okay. What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What I get the beat? where you are out. You're a goddamn asshole, man. Always fucking up the fun. You know, we'll have a great time. You know, we want to... I can't believe y'all be laughing at this shit.

Like, sometimes... Sometimes we didn't say some shit, I'd be like, bro, they snoo with the hell, man. They didn't seen that shit before. Everybody's seen the redneck trunk. I don't give a fuck about everybody. fuck about nobody in here i don't give a goddamn cut the goddamn music all nigger ah all right that was wrong with these goddamn they don't understand english fucking asshole hey ms listen here man hey bob hey bob hey hey hey fucker hey hey i don't act like you don't

know your goddamn name tonight bob i remember that night we was out boy and we were out there our goddamn f-150 leave him alone fuck you you don't tell me what to do you're going to get us locked up nobody gonna get us locked well-wee look at you look at there i'm gonna run we got three fine specimens sitting right there hey what's your name what's your goddamn name woman i want the one in the middle you want the one the middle yep i'll just take whatever's left. Well ain't gonna be much left after I get a hold over. I tell you that much right there. I'm gonna put some goddamn wood so deep down to your soul, ma'am. Give you something to write home about, goddavit. Take your hand off your heart. I ain't broken yet.

I ain't broken, God damn hard yet. That's my friend Buck here. Buck, you know what he likes to do? But tell it what you like to do. Well, listen here. Yeah, that's right. She's going to get some black dick pen now. I was just playing. I was just playing.

I like black bitches. Officers, these are jokes. Officers, I was just playing with you. These jokes. No white women. L-O-L L-O-L laugh Yeah We is not fucking with no white women

At all White people laugh They're like Nope If she don't wear Cocoa butter I don't even want her ass I'm talking about that real

Cocoa butter That shit has don't got no That you got that crazy smell to it That shit that lasts for 10 years I'm sure do One lord One lord jaw real cocoa butter I last you 10 years

You can't never use all that shit If she ain't never had to wear protective style she ain't gonna understand me don't you come around me smell like that stanky that cocoa butter bitch take this shit back looking for a real last chick that's gonna be it did you look yellow if she don't wear a fake shit in all the way bitch you got yellow shit up she ain't never wore a fake Gucci scar a bag if she don't if she don't wrap her hair with the fake Gucci scar oh yeah I like we like real women up here I'm talking about this is if your

bra and panace match every day I can't fuck with you that mean you got too much time on your hand. You don't never got on no Victoria's Secret bra, no Haynes Rowe's ever, bitch, but you don't go to Target? What the fuck? Right. Be bitch, you don't be baby. I don't trust these, bitch. Real talk, bitch. I don't trust no, bitch. You got baby wife and you ain't got no kids. That's why they pussy taste like hand sanitizer. That's what they're going. Ha ha.

This shit killed. Not a 9.49, Jersey. Then they all done, look, then they fucked up. They always end up having one wife. You know, it's hard when they got one wife. They got to wipe that motherfucker. Then they got to wipe that motherfucker again. Yeah. And you know she got them nails so she didn't poke through it already.

Yep, poke right through. You got doo-doo all on your fingers. stanking through the ass, dude. Come in, bitch. Can I punch you in your fucking. Yes. What's up, baby? I will look.

Oh, much love to them ladies who know how to make the blaze front edges look like real happiness. Fooling the nigger, I see until you start sweating. Shit, you're coming up like... No, my name can't sit back. That pill didn't kick in. I see. Ah! On a per 30. Yeah, yeah.

Can't be still. A pill had you high until you recognize you how, you're like. Oh my. And you'll be like, boy, hey. That's what that nigga on. He is on. He on the original ecstasy, the pills that was different color. You're on a jigger in this motherfucker.

He's on powder. Cocaine. Cocaine. He looked like the nigga that had come up to you in the club asking you for some powder. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, bro, hey, bro.

Hey, boy, they're about a bad, nigga. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. You want to talk? Yo. I'm sorry. I'm popping. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh, no, go. Come on, walk away. Oh, man. Hey, you don't break that down, right here. That's what you need right there? Hey, hey, y'all can't do that in here. Y'all can't do that in here.

Can't do that in here? No, sir. Can't do that in here. Hey, hey, baby, this is out of five. I thought it was after five. No, you can't do that in here, man. Can't do that in here, man. Uh-uh.

Oh, niggie, hey, hey, hey, hey, you good. Go ahead and do your thing. Give me money later. You good? Oh, yeah, you're right, thank you, you right, thank you, you right, ain't. No, that's... All right. Oh.

That ain't here right now. You got me fucked up, nigga. I need that shit to here instant. Oh, I'm trying to get it up. Alright, we'll try this. Try this, try this, try to, try to. Oh, that right now. Try that.

That didn't want to all right then. Hey, man, hey, you can't do. You can't do that in here, man. You can't do that in here. Hey, you can't do that in here, man. Who the fuck is this thing? Oh, that one, that one, that one. Oh, that one right there.

Ooh, that there won. That there one, ain't it? That's that way. I told you, boy, I told you I had it. I told you, I had it. I ain't never did no powder stupid ad. No, don't do that. We don't advocate the use of drugs on this show.

No, we just been around that shit. I sold it so I know exactly what I could pick out a nigger on that shit every day I'm like watch out that thing on this shit I'm like how you know watch this told you it always be the niggas who can't do the loose legs calling out loose legs that why they want to see the shit but they can't do it okay oh nigga that's about all you're gonna get I can't do too much hey man we gotta get ready to deal want to leave man they need niggas ain't left I ain't been to the bad zone yet that's

how you know the show good niggins been holding that piss since now was on stage they're like boy woo you getting up just to let the fart out niggins about to go back to that better what you say that pissed after you'd been holding for a long time boy you know why because you did like this you said come here I ain't no bitch you tried like a bitch you got to hold that you got to hold that picture me what were you doing she's about to show your old life picture you or her you got them teeth like you used to suck your thumb a lot hey hell yeah we looking good oh she used to suck a time she can talk more than that she's a sucker

She used to suck her She's such a da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Come on Hey this bitch, though You gotta hit that bitch. She set-da-ta-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha What she do? She used to suck a-a-ta-ha-ha.

Oh I like that She used to suck her thine Sucker Thumb They did pick one more time She sutter thong What she do? She used to suck her sound

What she at? She used to suck her thong She's right there. She's going She's going She used to suck her thumb She used to suck your thumb We can do what we want

In these white people play Ha ha ha ha ha We gonna run their light feel up Ha ha ha Columbus We need everybody on their feet Hold look 20 ways before y'all get to leave and they're going out of five hold up everybody stand

up put your motherfucking lights up up top we appreciate y'all we appreciate everybody put your lights up we're about to take this pitch and show them how you y'all this georgia door hold up hey make sure you download dc new single 24 hours 24 hours please don't get that right now we're gonna take the 85 percent of that we're gonna make that shit number one 24 hours you did She used to suck her down Columbus We love y'all We love y'all motherfuckers

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