The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Comedy House Roast Session Finale With Karlous Miller DCYoungFly & Chico Bean | Ep. 146

Episode Date: September 7, 2018

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If your weave is cool and your money is long and let me see you move along. I said, we are the 85 South Show and we be kicking it cool. Yeah. I said my girl right there named Suckin and she can lick dick like a fool. This kid right here. This thing is a kid. We got a baby and bite him, buddy. That nigger got in here with on a discount.

You know what? I know the security stop here. I'm like, hold up, hold up, young man. Where you going? Like, nigga, I'm going to get out of my phone. I think of his idea. He always gets tried. Uh-uh.

I'm 28. Stop playing. Big salute, D.C. We all saw you about your mama house lately week. Gangster shit. Nah, you definitely. We're going to make sure we go. You make sure you get pressed.

That's real, nigga, yeah. Y'all know I'm still hood. A field hood. I ain't got the lights on just yet. This niggas, yeah. So, Momoma, she keeps asking me like, baby, we ain't up going in my house.

I'm like, you're gone unless you want to go over that now. And she's like, I don't mind getting it in the dog. Before I bring my niggins out here, I'm going to see what they do at your job. Did you get on your goddamn nerd? But what they do, though? Like, what's your job? You a GM at McDonald. Oh, my God.

So when you say that, I know exactly what the fuck you mean. Because I have to get my mind right to go at McDonald's the fuck with y'all. You know that, right? Like, y'all got the worst goddamn attitude out of all the motherfucking fat food. Because y'all boogey, because they get y'all all them goddamn wardrobe, option, fizzles, and ball caps. Yeah, niggins, you know, girl, girl, got a little bit ad, baby, and crowd. This bitch got a bottle cap. I'm talking about the white family.

Yeah, I'm fucking with the white family, bro. You know this a lit-ass wife family. If they do anything, hang around this minute, niggins. He got a blunt in his hand down. Yeah, he's just being rebellious. I know y'all rode the shit out there, Mom, I'm gonna smoke we with Carlos and Chico you can't do shit about it.

They ain't got no teeth. I know he rolled the shit out there. You're stupid, bro. Hey, no, he rode the fuck out that motherfucker. I told you. That boy can't even. Can't even kiss. You stupid.

You crazy as hell, boy. Boy, we're gonna kiss every guy. We kissed like, like it didn't matter whose breath was whose. Like our tongues with Velcroed together, we touch like two children window shopping. But with the intention of breaking things like bed springs and promise frames,

we had our bodies on top of your chair like gravity was playing spades with Matt that's a plan to make the sun regret tonight. The move had us on speakerphone while we, went down on your earth like the other guy okay okay we blew died and smoking will go over there singing that sad ass song you was my brother whiz whiz whewin all right there ain't nobody stunt you fuck around with you ooh it sucks in this you that suction right though

suction oh bitch you look like you in a sunken place this is sunshine it's sunshine Why black bitches I always want to have shit that's opposite of what they look like? You should be more like darkness, midnight. You're stupid, bud. Biss that sunshine, weird. Here come the pussy machine. Here come to pussy machine. If she get negative in here, I'm a thaw.

Stop, that's a dumb. You're stupid. I like her. I like her. Turn it off, bro. Hell yeah. They breath was slapping like a motherfucker though. You fuck around and get a hot saucy biscuit. You heard how that nigga said, a nigga could never say sausage biscuit.

You can we get the sausage bitch. It grown men in that motherfucker right now can't even say, yeah, too sausage, bitch. Sorry, everybody just say, two sausage, bisch. That shit sounds like Russian don't. bitch bitch who else in the bitch and plus sold out three shows in one day yes we did on a sunday on a sunday hold up bro he let me had a show at 4 30 p.m. and gone for 12 hours Mike Tyson it was sold out

just the last show of the night these boys been acting the fucking food Columbia South Carolina what's happening the 85 South show is in the building How many of y'all watch the 85 South Show on YouTube? Hey, I'm gonna tell y'all right now. They're about to be the next Kings of Comedy, so y'all better jump on it. Tell two people, these boys doing their thing right now. I got Chico Bean in the house tonight, y'all.

I got D.C. Young Fly in the house tonight, y'all. And we got the Sensei. Carlos Miller is in the building tonight, y'all. We got any white people in here? Where they at? Oh shit, this the white table, what's up? How y'all doing? You ain't on your phone, are you?

You calling 911? They've been calling the police on us, man. Don't do that shit. Y'all gonna mess around and meet the right one. You know, some people, you know black people say shit like, oh yeah, he didn't want to fuck crazy. You know he crazy then. When they say, when they put an animal in it,

if they say he didn't went ape shit crazy, you know you better duck and get out the fucking way. Y'all ready to have fun with us tonight? y'all said fuck trump let me hear say it that's what i'm talking about y'all y'all we're gonna have a great time here tonight they got a very special show for you guys i'm gonna need everybody make sure you go on youtube and subscribe to the 85 south show go on twitter instagram facebook subscribe and tell two people make sure you're drinking in here tonight we're gonna have fun we got titties in the building you know who i'm talking to red top yeah all right y'all don't cover

We're gonna get this show started y'all. Y'all make sure you give these fellas some energy. They're gonna give it right back to you. We're gonna have a great time. I'm gonna need y'all to start clapping right now. I'm about to bring the first member out. This man is out of Washington, D.C. You've seen him on Wilden Out.

He's half of the old school rap battle. Y'all make some noise right now for Chico B. Let's like amigos, used to trap out a regal, fly like a seagull, roof stick it like needle, CBM A condo, Cessing out in a corner, so I've been watching for five holes. Columbia, what's up? No, fuck, yeah, we turned this in the last show, what's so, Colomio! You know you're gonna, you got that you fuck with, it's my shit now, man, man. This thing is money man go on go on this shit thing.

Watch that you're about to go all. This thing about some stupid list on. Put the name on. Fuck a bitch. It's awesome. I hit in a job right back off the college and rolling protect. I got two different watch. These niggins.

I got rich thing is constantly copping. You know I'm rocking. You should have been talking. I do this shit all. You know that I don't have. I thought like a savage. I'm going to need some carrots. I don't need no porters.

I don't need no porters. I don't need no point. I got wonderful gather. I'm a brother out of dance, I'm a whip the bitch, I'm a hop out of fast. And I'm pin it like I got me. I got me a play out of the CpI and RIS. She called me Bobby. I judge on her chin.

My homie, he said that he got me. But it's really strong and it's really inside. She's down on my chat because she's head hypnotic. I told her come here, let me touch on your body with the grain. I'm a giant so I'm really jolly. The blues ain't gonna bust out my motherfucking pocket. The bull is gonna bust out of my fucking fobite. I'm 870K all.

He ain't done with a son down. Hey, cut it all. Shit. Wasn't like Amigo. You should try about a reed. I ain't got it like I used to have it, nigger. Ooh, man. Hold on, give me a second real quick.

All right, I'm back. Columbia, what's going on again, nigga, this bitch, we're in here. That's what I'm talking about. Look at all y'all. Y'all are the niggins that ain't got no regular jobs in the morning. Y'all came to the late show. Niggas work in the afternoon. You worked a night shift at Waffle House, nigga.

You're like, fuck it. I'm good for the morning, nigga. That's what it is, man. I'm mad that it's still hot than a motherfucker at nighttime. Columbia. How the fuck the y'all niggas deal with that shit? Like this shit different out here. You niggas must not got no slave left in y'all, nigga. You just, everything is oh my God. And you know what? The crazy thing is, ladies, niggas always talk about how coochie smell, but we don't never get to talk about how them nuts get to kicking in the summertime,

do we, fella. Nick, I don't know if it's the ball of the sack to go bad, but something ain't right down that bitch. And we got to make up shit to keep our balls fresh. Y'all got a whole aisle of shit to keep your coochie clean. That's why it ain't no excuse. Nicky, you ever put baby pot in your drawers? Nick, you ever tried to do that? If you didn't, nigga, don't, because it don't work. I fucked around. It was so hot. I live in North Carolina, nigga. I fucked around.

It was so hot in North Carolina one day. I put baby pot in my drawers, nigga. I went outside for an hour and a half. I came back home, took my drawers off. It looked like I had a yeast infection. I was like, ah. I'm going to have the shade this shit. I got funnel cake on my nuts. This ain't normal. What's up white tape?

What's up white? What's my... Whoa! You got the real white people in this, motherfucker, boy, that think of teeth gone and shit, God. Damn. You are real. He's like, yeah, man, where the fuck, man? That crystal mess. Shit's real, man. That shit, they show you on the commercial. Don't do it no justice. It'll knock your teeth right the fuck on out, man. One day I had teeth, next day, fucking soup for dinner, man. What the fuck was supposed to do? What's up, Bob? How you doing? You're looking like mankind in this motherfucker. You're a socko. We got the, ain't nobody at that table.

We got no teeth. I'll fuck with them. Hey, no, fuck that. I ain't gonna lose my teeth. You just have tea. This is a family bencher here. Go in the bathroom, knock them on out. We got to look good tonight in Columbia at this 85 South Shield. That's what it is. Who else we got in this motherfucker man? We got to, hey, princess, how you doing? It's your birthday? Have your birthday to you. You got a bottle of goddamn moscato and everything in here. You party, and that's your man right there. What should get her for a birthday, G? He said, me. That's a real nigger right there.

He said, me, shit. What you do for a living? You cook. That ain't enough, nigga. You got to get herself a milk. Where you cook at? The oyster bar? The oyster.

The oyster rock. That nigga got mad. The oyster rock, nigga. Fuck as you talk about best oysters in the South, nigga. Fuck you mean. That's what it is. How long y'all been together? A couple months?

Oh, that's a new relationship and shit. Yeah, all right. Got some dick tricks you're in your shoulder. Yeah, sure of the night. Pull that one out. in college, nigga, a dude of oyster on her, liquor, shit, like, like you gotta eat some oysters. Ditchin'all love you forever. What's going on how y'all are doing?

Was it y'all family? Y'all don't know each other? What the fuck you're so nervous for, nigga? No, I don't know them bitches, please. That one right there got a razor blade under her tongue. I saw when she ordered her drink. I'm scared. Then it said you beside two beautiful black women, nigga, you're lucky with your name, gee.

Why the fuck it take you so long, nigga? I asked that nigga with his name. He said. Oh, this nigga retort. No, I'm gonna leave that nigga alone. I'm fucking around to get the message with him. Leave me alone. Like, get this nigga van to the front, please.

This nigga got a whole worker sitting outside in the car. Go ahead in there. You know, don't pull your pants down when you pee all the way. Leave them here. Don't pull them to your ankles. Oh, shit, man. I'm just, I'm happy to be here, man. I just got back from Miami, man.

I took my daughters and three of friends on a vacation for a birthday, for a 10th birthday. I'm going to tell you y'all something, man, little kids is different now. Like, first of all, all of them 10 years old and got iPhones. Like, so I was playing different games with them. Like, I was making them learn how to get places without using GPS and shit. Like, because, nigger, the phone has crippled us. Like, your whole life is in your pocket now. Like, back in the day, when I was a young, nigga, we all was young.

When you wanted to go to the store, you had to go to the store. When you wanted to go somewhere to be political, you had to go where niggas is being political. Now you got all that shit in your phone, nigger, that's why you get so nervous when you're shit about to die. Nigger, every nigger in here right now. We don't even know each other.

You know where to bring us together. If everybody looked and they shit was dead, my man, how you doing, brother? You got a charge on you, my nigger. You wouldn't happen to have a charge on you, I could use. Everybody walk around the club, excuse me, my man, I see an iPhone in your pocket. If you could just let me use that for a second,

then now are y'all about to fight? What's that first question? Hey man, what percent you want, my nigger? Because, uh, I'm on three, you on seven, I win. That shit, fuck that. They don't need these phones to control our lives, my nigga. You know what I hate, though?

I hate how easily young niggas get to access porn now. Like, the porn is on your phone. Like, remember when we was watching porn? First porn I watched, nigga, you had to first find that motherfucker because it was your parents' porn. Then you had to, you know what I mean, watch the shit, but you had to make sure you rewinded it back to the part that it was on when you first watched it.

And then, most importantly, you had to remember to take that bitch out to VCR, nigga. I remember I left the porn in the VCR, I was like in the seventh grade, I don't know what I told the school to get out of school. I was like, hey, nigga, I think I got cancer in my toe. Let me, I got to go home early. Please don't let my mama find out.

Anybody, any fellas ever got caught? Fucking with the porn in here, makes me know you ever got caught. Let my man right there. Real nigger, I'm going to come shake your hand. All the rest of these niggas fake to the motherfucker. Why your shit so moist? You must have just...

Oh, man, this nigga just did this shit. I ain't say who just jerked off now, nigger, this nigger. I'm at to dip my hand in some rubbing alcohol fucking with this nigga. But yeah, my mama caught me one time, nigga. I thought she was gone to work for the whole day. I was like, ooh, she gone? I'm gonna beat my dick in the living room. I'ma beat my dick in the living room.

Nick, I laid a towel down on the floor just to see how far my nutter go, nigga. I mean, that bitch watching the porn. It was like, booty talk three. That's how long ago it was. I put that bitch on Mr. Marcus was fucking the bitch. I mean that fuck with the hat for it all the time. I'm in that bitch going like, yeah, do it. Do it.

I heard that lock go click. I'm like, shit, let me hurry up real quick before she get in this motherfucker. Shit, real, man. We got a great show on deck for y'all, man. I just wanted to come up here and talk some shit. Everybody good over there in the top section.

Everybody good all the way in the back. Was them tickets cheaper? Damn, well, y'all should have got in line earlier then, nigga. What's up, baby? You got the 85 South shit on back there rapping. That's what it is. How about y'all up there up top? Y'all straight?

Yeah, look at this one nigga back there with the Enterprise manager shirt on. I see you all the way in the back. Gee, that's what it is. What's up, baby? I've seen you two with the blonde wig. What's your name? Your name is suction?

Whoa. I don't found my wife. Your name's suction in this motherfucker? God damn, baby. What'd you do for a living? Suction? Suck something? That's what's up?

That's what you. It is, man. We got, we're going to keep this show rolling. This is the last show, so we really going to turn up with y'all tonight, man. We want y'all to be the lavish crowd. Y'all going to be the lavish crowd tonight? I don't believe y'all. Y'all. Y'all going to be the lavish crowd tonight. I definitely don't believe her.

You look like you came to the wrong show. Like, where the fuck is Michael Blackson? I didn't come to see these niggas. Smile, baby. There you go. All right, this next gentleman I'm about to bring to the stage. It's my motherfucking brother, my partner. You already know them. You know him from everywhere. Instagram. You've seen them on movies, MTV, Wiling out.

all that good shit, but you're about to see them right here at the Columbia Comedy House, aka Burlington Co Factory. Yeah, this is a Burlington, nigga. They just put these chairs and shit in here and tried to trick us. I can still see the goddamn motherfucking triple fat goose coats hanging up right there, but that's what it is, man. I'm about to bring my partner to the state, so I need Columbia. I need to stop making some noise right now.

Make some motherfucking noise right now. I need y'all to stop making some noise right now. For the one and only, D.C. Young. Look! Put your hand. Get your piss. Gun. Let's your hands.

Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. What you need to cry? What's international half? Let's grab it. Let's grab it. See you.

Who are you? I'm not the child. Oh, yeah. Hey, fuck in me, Colombia! Colombia! We'll knock your hands out. With some bad fuck. Y'all lit.

Oh shit, I ain't gonna lie. I did not know what the hell Columbia was. I ain't know. Real talk. I brought my uncle with me. That nigga ain't never been no well. That nigga did 10 years in the chain game. I told that nigga,

Packy Bags. We feel to go to Columbia. He's talking about good. Always wanted to go overseas. Like, d'nick, we're going to South Carolina. Shit, lit. We got snagged two Mexicans in this fuck. Hey, I came out.

I started dancing. that thing, I was like, oh, shit. He don't need no, dude. I told y'all y'all candy is bad. What's your name, O.G? Dan, what you do for a living, Dan? Audio engineering.

No, no, audio engineer. Oh, yeah, man. 43. We ain't talking like that. I bet you're in 43. That's a friend right there. That's your brother. Brother, what you do for a living, brother?

Audio engineer. You better stop. But Twitter more, yeah. You'll be talking like your brother, but I don't know if it's the music or what. Hold up. Going on down the line. I got to know.

Audio engineer. Pops, what you do for a living? You work here at a hotel? What hotel you work at? Holiday Inn. All right, then, you got the holiday inn, you got the audio engineer, and then you got kind of engineer, okay. Come on, Mama, come on.

You got your shade that ass. What you do for a little? Come on now, don't do that. Don't do that. You white, this is your only chance. You're a staying home mom. Okay, well, welcome to the 85 soft show. How y'all know about us, niggas? YouTube.

Okay, I'm just trying to mean, you should knock at two. I'm trying to figure out what going on. What's your name, O.G. What you do for a living? Drive truck. I said, what's your name for? Ugly, boy. I think it went straight in by drive trucks, boy. This is what I came here for. Come on, let's go. How long you've been driving a truck, O'G? Hey, yeah. What's your name, baby?

Jaguata. Oh, I'm about to say Jaguada, bitch. I know it ain't Jaguata. What you do for a little bit, Jaquota? You're a person to show. So you just cook at the crib. Y'all just how person they get. You don't cook for nobody else, bitch. You're just cook for your man.

So you'll stay at home warmer just like her ass. You ain't no person to share. Look, this little ass kid right here. This thing is a kid. This thing, we got a baby and body, buddy. That nigga got in here with on the discount. You know what? I noticed a kid to stop here.

I'm like, hold up, hold up, young man. Where you going? Like, nigg, I don't have 20. I'm going to get out of my phone. A nigga, keep his ID, he always gets tried. Uh-uh, I'm two and eight, stop playing. What you do for a living, y'all? You work at Amazon?

You gotta have a job where can't nobody see you. They try this nigga all the time. Give me this damn phone, look, nigger. How long you've been working at Amazon? Oh yeah? Oh, you just got the job? Oh, okay, because I ain't know who the fuck you look like. I ain't know who the fuck you look like, fuck you.

I ain't high anybody, that's your girl. She's not got a home girl all of a sudden, bitch, you ain't hungry. What's your name? Lily. Lily, what you do for a living? Look, look, you call for a living, bitch, you choking for a living, bitch?

What's going on? I work at cleaners. You work at cleaners? Clean eat. Clean eat? Clean eat. Clean eat? Fuck it's clean eats, bitch.

What's clean eat? It's like a restaurant, no, bitch. It's like a restaurant, no, bitch. I ain't nothing like a restaurant. It's either you work at McDonald's or a restaurant. That's me. She's talking about it ain't like a restaurant. No, it ain't like you guaddle.

You either a person to chef or you're just cooking for this, nigga. Okay, well, always, okay, I just need to know who in this motherfucker. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. It's somebody birthday. What the fuck going on at this table? Yeah, niggins, you're a girl girlfriend. You're a little bit ab, baby, and crowd. This bitch got a bottle cap on her goddain.

Well, you can tell when there nobody been to prom, my God. They try to live it every moment they can't. Y'all see the champagne? Oh my god, oh my god, that freak ass you're gonna pay. What's it do for a living? What's your name, OG? Black, what you do for a living, Black? You're a cook.

I don't know now, you ain't no person to shelf is. You got a job, job, don't you? Come on, a little hat. What you do? When you find that crown that, bitch? They're like, you sure you want this stuff, motherfuckers? That shit go on a wedding cake. Y'all need to come see this?

Y'all niggas stupid, okay! Okay! I can't... I can't stay here. Y'all niggins is stupid. We gonna come back to that. I need to know. I got to know.

But this next motherfucker I'm about to breathe to the stand, y'all. This nigga crazy. And I swear, if he's he, that, bitch, you need to put that shit under the table. I'm telling you, listen. Listen. Listen. The next motherfucker I'm about to bring it to the state.

Y'all don't see this thing everywhere. MTV, BET. I'm telling you, this thing about to go crazy now. Did you hit me? Could you think of bullshit? Columbia. Y'all start clapping some noise right now. Start making some noise right now.

For my doll, Carlos. Carlos Miller Yeah Who is it out of him? Dad shit did you to Busy my head in a hoodie my shorthy a good Hey What's hitting?

Life is amazing It is what it's shit That's a little man Tell her look up throwing their tutsies You're acting like it ain't me Who it is then? It's me and little baby

The shit going crazy Shut out to all the women throwing up game fans right now So she got a Mercedes My money peck is the arm Oh my gay in there Oh, what are you like breaking? Four in his fellow like Tracy and Katie.

I tell you my little bit. Betray me. Met all these niggins. When I started out, I just took what they gave me. Did all the favors. They never repay me. I love this shit. Because nobody's sad.

I love that. You don't know. No. Stop. Please. What is you? Like, yes. You don't.

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We'll see you guys later Oh shit no What's up Columbia? How y'all doing, boy? Ain't we in hell Hell yeah white family What's up? What y'all doing? Don't say nothing we're saying That's the only advice I can give you

White people at Columbia don't give a fuck bro. They don't give a fuck. They just be talking to you like they're a nigga too. Yeah, man, we're going down here. Look at these niggins, man. You going? Yeah, shit's crazy. Carlos, D.C., chico. The whole gang's supposed to be down there.

Bray, you ain't black if you ain't never had this couch before. The little sectional piece, y'all don't afford the other sectional. Just get this part. Keep your old couch, make it a set. Y'all can't act bullshit. in this bitch, fuck this. This is a rug, nigga, not a whole carpet.

You ain't got an area rug trying to. Then the shit's stupid. What are we behind? A warehouse? This is stupid. The mascot is a dick with some glasses on. I don't give a fuck, bro. I know a fucking penis when I see one, dick, two balls, glasses.

Fuck this shit. Y'all in this bitch like y'all down town. This used to be a grocery store. I don't give a fuck. What a single lady's Stay here tonight? Did they make it to the... It ain't but eight of y'all?

Where the women at that got men, but you're still giving your number out, because you're looking. What are y'all like? Bitches who need options. Don't do it. These niggas out here violent than the motherfucker, bro. Columbia got some gangsta-ass niggas who do questionable shit. Go to the club and smoke strawberry hookah all night.

You blowing smoke... Excuse me. Nigger! What's wrong with these? These niggas, bro, I saw a nigga with a purse early. I was like, bro, you getting that much trap money. You need a louis purse. Pussad, niggas.

You nigger had a pink pistol on the hip. Do something. Same thing. It is what it is. Do something. Let me quit, bro. About to get jumped out here by the eat, niggas, bro. Where are the married people at?

Did they make it out tonight? When you married? How long? Eight years. You like this shit? You love it? You better say that shit, but you get abused in that bit.

But black women will abuse your ass in front of people and don't give a fuck. And the fuck. Say the wrong shit. Bro, what's the best part about being married as a black man? Tell the truth. This niggas who listening, bro. This is your chance.

You just love Melissa? Stop hitting that nigger, bro. That nigger is his only answer. I just love her, bro. Huh? You just love to listen to her. For real? Nigger, what kind of freak is you?

Ain't a nigga in here like listening. I like listening to her. She got a pleasant-ass voice or something, my name? That's how she got you. Baby, talk to me. What is wrong with you? I just like listen to you. What you like about him?

Everything. Y'all motherfuckers is strange. This is real black love shit you see on TV I ain't talking to them I want to talk to a black couple that can't stand each other but your money fucked up

and you can't leave right now like you would break up but y'all got six more months on the lease but November you're gonna start back talking shit like you ever stay with a motherfucker just because you don't feel like

looking for somebody else right now. Too real? She got quiet. Ooh, niggas in there be sneaking in love. Ladies, you ever promise both of your niggins and puts on the same day? And they had to turn your phone off and act with... All right. Y'all ain't in this bitch.

Y'all too quiet for me. Y'all ain't in this bitch. Because I'm in this bitch. I'm in this bitch. I'm in this bitch like birth control. That's how I'm in this bitch. Y'all ain't in this bitch. Y'all here, but y'all ain't lay in this bitch. Y'all sleep.

Let me see who else we got in here. I can fuck with, bro. I ain't really doing too much today. How you doing, Ms. Lager? Who are you in here with? That's your best friend? You know that random dude right there? Just some man.

He could be a freak, rubbing his nuts under the table. You're just sitting by him. Put your hands on the table. A little freak-ass. He ain't got shit to worry about. He got a little hands. He ain't gonna do that. He can't even get your bra off.

Help me. It's too big. I can't grab the hooks. Fellas, be careful, bro. It's some pussy out here that will change you into a whole other nigger. You won't even know it. I'm telling you, I got some pussy so good two weeks ago. I had a whole accent.

Like, ma'am, excuse me, because you tell me where you got this exquisite pussy from. I don't know if I could trouble you for some more, please. Spare me the despair and just suck it, please. I'll do whatever. Who do I make the rent check available for? How are our children? You ever have some of that, bro?

You ever have had some of that? Life changers? I'm just saying, it's your wife, she? Huh? That's your girlfriend? Oh, who said wife? Shut your asshole. Then I gave my nigga wife in there.

That's your girlfriend? How long you've been with her? Hell, yeah. Four years? Shit, yeah, that's kind of like your street wife, though. Like in the hood, y'all. Kind of like hood married. Yeah, yeah.

What made you fuck with her so long? There you go. See? Brosey, that nigga. And I like how to answer were real. ladies, y'all saw that the nigger. We're going through shit in their mind. Ain't the food. I don't like listening to it a bit.

Pussy, pretty much. And she looked at him and gave him the approval. You better sit, pussy. That shit rare, bro. That's why I always be asking. She's like, it's different shit. Different qualities. But it all go back to the pussy. Can you imagine having to listen up on some pussy, bro? Like, that's a lot of goddamn work as a dude.

You had to sit there and actually listen and be interested. For real? Stop fucking playing. So, we didn't what y'all did. Did your home girl ever show back up with the car or what? So how y'all leave Miami? Wow. Girl, you got the best stories.

Shit, I'm so glad I met you. I can't wait to hear some more. That's what you said. Oh, listening to Adney. You see how stupid that shit is there? What are you breaking down? Oh, okay. Where do you meet her at, bro?

Shit. Nigger, you listen because you can't remember shit. Good listening, forget for that, yeah, nigga. Eight years, bur. Nah, there ain't a long time, I know exactly where I was

eight years ago. Someone with a big ass two-X t-shirt on doing this shit. That was eight years ago, nigga. They know, because it's charred. Hell yeah. Bro, this is a classic restaurant. Nigger bringing your chicken wings with a rubber on.

Go right there, latex glove. Keep the deliciousness fresh. Oh, bruh, I hope y'all know what this is. We're about to turn up. This is the 85 South show, bro. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, bro. This is a podcast for people who get high

and wash dishes, then put them bitches in the dishwasher. You don't be high for washing dishes? Shit, then went out for Jesus. See how you say real shit, they'll cut your mic off, don't matter where you're at. Midlady, you got a crown on.

It's your birthday or something? Y'all growing like y'all's sick of this bitch, y'all already. What's the crown for, ma'am? Happy birthday. What happened earlier that made them all say? Oh. Not the bitch with the bump on her booty. Why they don't fuck with you?

That's your man. Nigger, don't fucking do that. D.C., why she got a crown on, bro? You better fucking tell me, too. Don't keep me out the goddamn loop. What the fuck going on, midlady? her crown too little that'd be ill little

say what you argue with her about that crown for 30 minutes boy that mean you don't run shit in your house I would love to hear that you want to tell me about what's little you want to tell me what's too little oh I got to hear all this it's a birthday Hell yeah. Make a wed all

motherfucking night, Michael Vick. That nigga little jet like Michael Vick. You do, bro, for real, for real. That's your lady? You're going to eat their ass with the little crown on? If you're a freak air, nigga, you'll come to bed. Nicky with that bitch on. Some baby on. It's your birthday. Lay down.

Little crown. That's stupid. She always do silly shit like that, bro. Tell the truth. It's your turn. Fuck that. What you tell her. one she put that on when you first seen it say what as soon as you saw it you said let's get the fuck on now we got the roll

you was trying to leave before she found it so it took her a minute to find it so she had the bitch and she was planning on it oh my birthday fuck them all hell yeah little dread little crown fuck you talking about that's cute happy birthday man

The nigga said be quiet. Fuck that little crime on that shit. Oh, angry-ass-nigger. What? Say what? Kill the harmony right quick. Nigger hating right quick. How are you going to tell that nigga how to celebrate

his girl birthday? Sheep chose the wet-ass shit. You are mean-ass-nigger, bro. You can't be judging. You don't know what the fuck he can go through. She might be crazy and fuck. And her wearing that little bit. that crown the only way she'll calm down.

Damn, my nigga, you ain't never fuck with a bitch you had anxiety issue, my name? Damn, without that crown, you can't stand to be around any bitch. She's doing you a favor of camouflage hat, nigga. Your girl don't even give a fuck about you. Just like, don't talk to him.

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281, 98, 33. What an 800, 28, 1833. All right, bro, we're about to move along to this shit. You good, bro? You made that shirt? That shit looked like something you made, bro. What that shit say? Air what?

Roster? That's your line? Yeah, y'all support this nigga, bro. It's called Air Roster. It's some little nigger dunk in the ball with some dreds. Some glitter on it. That shit matched them jade too, bro. How long you've been self-employed?

About two years, you'd be moving a lot of shit. Yeah, and then this commercial ain't gonna charge you for it. This is the most press you than had with our roster, bro. Huh? No, no problem, bro. Keep hustling. Don't never stop hustling. You fuck around and had to get a job.

Everybody who got a job be looking outside, window just like everybody else playing. Man, I want to go outside, bad, and I'm going to fuck. Fuck this job, bro. This shit's stupid. Make some noise if you're going to fuck with your job. Make some noise, if it ain't the job, it's just the people who you're going to fuck with. Before I bring my niggins out here, I'm going to see what they do at your job did you get on your goddamn nerd?

But what they do, though? Like, what's your job? You're a GM at a McDonald's. Oh, my God. So when you say that, I know exactly what the fuck you mean because I have to get my mind right to go at McDonald's the fuck

with y'all, you know that, right? Like, y'all got the worst goddamn attitude out of all the motherfucking fat food because y'all boozy. Because they get y'all all them goddamn wardrobe, option, fizzles, and ball caps and purple shirt and the gray patterns and shit.

Every time y'all get some new shit, y'all be bougie than the motherfucker. Why the ice cream machine don't work? I'm asking you because you're the general manager what keep going out on that bitch is it a part or a piece

or something like it's a part y'all you need to upgrade your shit and then that little shit in the lobby where you take your own order that's stupid it for I'm not fend to take my own order and give you my money for my

nuggins you uh-uh if I take my own order I want a crew discount I want my 20% I don't put my own goddamn order in Who started charging for sauce? Next time you at the manager's meeting, just let a nigga know.

If we find out who started that, he's getting swung on. Oh, that's off the motherfucking talker. Y'all do shit like sell us 20 nuggets for $5. Then give us two goddamn sauces. Bitch, if you don't get me eight packs of goddamn soul, I need to line up all the sauces. When I got a 20 piece,

I dunk that bitch in every one of honey mustard. That must, sweet and sour, barbecue, stupid and purple sauce. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Hell yeah. McDonald's. Their breakfast was slapping like a motherfucker, though. You fuck around and get a hot saucy biscuit. You heard how that nigga said,

nigger could never say sausage biscuit. You can we get the sasha bitch. It grown men in that motherfucker right now. Can't even say it. Yeah, two-sosh-a-bished. Sorry, everybody just say, two-sach-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. That shit sounds like Russian don't.

Shach-chich-bich-ch. Who else in that bitch, employed? Let me see. Who else did some, bro? Let me see. Camouflage hat, nigga. You do something?

What you do? You're a military contractor, bro. All right, man. You don't be doing shit. That's a bullshit job, bro. Bro, with the glasses. My nigga, don't let me down, boy.

Got the R&B singer shirt on. What you do, bro? You make what? You make tires? This niggas a genius. How the fuck you make tires, bro? Nigger. How long you been doing that shit?

About a year? My nigga, do me a fail. Make me forward on bitchy, bro. I ain't seen you the size, my nigga. I knew some new ones in the way. Light skin lady with that afro What you do? You're a stripper?

Yeah, I'm a stripper. For real? Hell, yeah. How long you've been doing that? Hell, yeah. The money good? Blue flame, yeah. Oh, I fucked with the strippers.

You worked at the Blue Flame? That's a nice employment place, too. How many kids you got? Damn, that puts the good. You heard how she asked her. Three and held the numbers up. That's how I know the pussy good because she wasn't good at school.

I got this many kids. She held them up. Hell, y'all. What ain't dad at? Huh? They with him right now? So you really ain't got no kids. They live with their dadded.

She threw her hand off. Fuck, yeah. Oh, I like you because you ain't shit. I like that. I better want a bitch on child support. Hey! What's your stage name? That ain't appealing, boo.

You got to change that shit. No, not cinnamon. See, these are 89 stripper names. You need to upgrade. It's 2018, bitch. You didn't change your stripper name to something like the pussy machine. That shit looked good on the fly, don't it?

Where y'all went last night? The Blue Flame, nigga, the pussy machine was in the What's this pussy machine? Bruh, it's the girl with three kids, but they live with their dad. So really, she ain't got no kids and she don't give a fuck.

Where is she gonna be that? I want to see the pussy machine. Play me some shit. If the pussy machine was about to come, like she on her way. That sounds like pussy machine music. Here come the pussy machine. Here come the pussy machine.

if she get naked in here I'm a thaw. Stop, that's a dumb. You're stupid. I like her. I like her. Turn it off, bro. Stupid.

I like her. She's a real tits in her your ass. Lots of personality. Yeah. What's up, bro? You're good? You're over there chilling got options on your table and like a successful drug deal in there,

but you good? All right, bro. Let's turn up, man. What my niggis at? D.C. Chico. Come back out here, bro. Let's turn this show up for these people, man. We're in Columbia, South Carolina.

My nigga, I fucks with Columbia, South Carolina. Nigga, I eat Marit's barbecue sometimes. I don't never eat all of it, just half of it on the other half away. I know this shit ain't all right, but it's decent. I used to know the little chick who worked back there in the kitchen. So I always stop through that and show love. Much love to all the ladies in here who got their weave done

just for the show. You appreciate it. Just know that. I see you in here. Edge is all shiny. Good sprits. Good black gel. All that.

To all the women who then went natural with the beads wax on the edges, I see you in here both. Edge control. All that. Yeah. What them thing is that? They quit?

I completely understand. How do you hear about this show, bro? Huh? Your boys told you, they tricked you, didn't it? You ain't know what this shit was. Come on, man, it's going to be dope, Mom. Who is it? It's fucking Carlos and Chico in D.C.

Who are these Mexicans? This your family? Them your kids? Hell yeah. Like both of them? They're his, too, or just yours? Okay. They're your kids, but he'd fuck with him.

You got to keep him. He looked like a good stepdad. Look how those boys are paying attention. Got a good role. on shit. He didn't show them how to roll blunt. You're talking about the white family? Yeah, I'm fucking with the white family, you know this a lit-ass white family. If they do anything, hang around this minute nigga. He got a blunt in his hand now. Yeah. He's just being rebellious. I know y'all

rolled the shit out there. Listen, mom, I'm going to smoke we with Carlos and Chico and you can't do shit about it. They ain't got no teeth. I know he rolled the shit out that you're stupid, bro. Hey, don't he rode the fuck out that motherfucker. I told you. That boy can't even kiss. stupid. You crazy hell, boy. Boy, my own kiss every goddamn thing. I like this audience. And they got a kiss with his nose.

Eskimo kiss. You know, stupid. I just playing my nigga fresh. That niggins everybody in here. I know what going on. Let's see who we got in here tonight, bro. We got that crown. Oh! We got that pot of city crown. That'd be a little in hell.

See, we're like, it's my birthday. I just want a crowd. Bobby Playhouse crown right there, baby. Well, bitch, they only got the birthday cake crowd. I don't care. Put it on there. This bitch really want to. She's going to get drunk ahead of night and be annoying this fuck.

Babe, tell me I'm cute. Make my crown feel good. Don't tell me you love me. She a real nigga, be like, stand still. God damn head sick of this bitch All goddamn day You ain't this damn crowd

You ain't got to smack that crowd now You can just go like this Get that shit off there, baby The nigga put the crown down like a cigarette beer You can blow that bitch Let's get that stupid ass shit off your head You don't stop being me That suction right there

Her name is suction Why they call her that With the blonde with she ain't ever tell me what you With the blonde wig Who? Now with the Who? With the little Kim Mama wig

Nigg. Sucion. Consuction. What's your function? Oh, this nigga right here got mad at the birthday girl. Nick, fuck your crap. Where?

Give a fuck about her birthday. Go to the jokes. I came to laugh. You don't fuck with birthdays on you? That nigga hate birthdays. I got the seat through vase too. What that is? That's a thing.

This thing right? He made tires, bro. He got a machine. He made tires on me. How do you make tires on him? How'd ahead you make time? Fuck you make time. I thought you just get the old ones and it just put some glue on that.

You know he gets some money. He got that chain on the outside of the collar. Nigger like a priest. That nigga right there is a player. And then it looked like he writes bridges for an R&B song. All the children. Come on with all the ad lives. Nigger got his knees out.

He's like, baby, the jeans cool, but cut the knee out. They got to see my knee. Oh, I thought you had on a suit. This nigga got on some zipper jeans. This nigga get too hot. He like, fuck that zip. Sniggin' like, huh, baby, go put my leg, pants leg in the car. Go put my pants leg in.

Stop playing, bro. That nigga, turn them shins to some shorts. How hot is it? Oh, let me stick my leg out. Nope, let me slip that motherfucker off. Don't put my pants leg in the car, baby. Y'all niggas about to hoop. He's a youth pastor out there in his church shoes. Making all the noise.

Clap, clow, clow, clow, clow. This ain't defense. I'll show you your dick of defense. Come on. Nick, be wearing the flip-flops and pop when he walked. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Y'all, niggum, stupid! Let me walk out here and see who else out here. Who else out here?

I don't know. Sucion over, though. I'm scared to go down there. I feel like I'm going to get sucked in some shit. God, damn. That nigga did smack. Oh, the water for up, my. Sucion in that.

That's a man. I'm scared. Look how this nigga eating that chicken wing. God, damn. You just sucked all the meat off. That motherfucker. That nigga there. Wow, yeah, it's gone.

That nigga got a pocket on the v-neck. I can't fuck with suction. This is the nigger got a shirt pocket on the v-neck. Your hips don't work no more. That nigga, oh, oh-oh. What do you got a pocket on the v-neck for? I'm all going all way in the backs. Let me see what.

You don't want to put shit in his pocket. You know what, I'm gonna stop it right here. Niggas who got they ticket late. Don't talk about a third row in this cathedral. They're in the crime room. That's the back. You call that shit. That's why all the people go with madness.

It feels like everybody in this part related to each other. For some reason, I'm just getting the same untees and uncles at this group. They bought that shit on the group on. Yeah, yeah. I'm taking it was $8.50. They're like, what are we going? You're going to be in the corner in the back somewhere. I'll be all over the club.

Go find them, Carlos. Go find them. What's up, boy? How you live? Yeah, yeah. Nick, pool leg in the show. My man looked like this. My man looked like this.

And this motherfucker, g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-dh. Oh, you're talking about it? Yeah, that's designer right there. You got an H&M sweater. They see, this is the stripper name, the Pussy Machine. Who? The Pussy Machine? I'm telling you.

You got a whole Pussy machine? That's what we changed our name. Show it, Timmy. It's right here. I'm from the hood. Show it, Timmy. Oh, this bitch is crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to make. She tried to fuck her down. What's you playing, this nigga? This nigga plans to be that music. That's what, you know. This shit right, though, Nick.

They had that part of the city when she was buying that crown. I saw a girl yesterday. That's how you look for a crowd. I had a girl yesterday. Her name was pussy machine. Pussy machine. Her name was pussy machine. It's hot.

Y'all ain't hot. I've been walking around looking for an AC vent. I ain't like, I know they got one. I looked at that one. I'm like, that ain't no vent. That shit fake. I'm gonna put the last shit. Like, yeah, this shit don't work right here.

This shit don't work. This shit don't work. Yeah. With these holes is gonna go. I don't know. Yeah. Where these holes, they're gonna go. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I have a whole nigga skate. I don't know. Hey, hey, what's your girl?

They can't skate back with like that. They're like, oh shit, fucked up. God damn it. You just see the niggas slow down when they go back, but they just be steady still. Ooh, shit. Almost in bad, my shit. I'm only paying the pass due amount.

I'm only paying the pass due amount. Okay. I only need to make this payment arrangement so I can pay the past do amount. How much do it costs? Hey. To keep the lights on. A lot.

Because that's as much as I'm going to pay you. Today, only tell a fool. You say you need $86. Damn. So I'm on the rent. Okay, make it for that. And not a dollar or one more cent. Hey.

The past do a bounce. Oh, yeah. What the fuck did this? She's just the past do a mouth. Shit. Trying to keep my shit on. I ate that pussy three days ago. Niggia, you burped up some pussy from three days ago?

Yes, I did. Just burp her. Nigga, you might be pregnant doing shit like that. I've been feeling bloated all day too. It's gone now. I did that one. Nigger, do your nipples hurt? It was injured.

Okay. You might have to go pee on a stick or something, bro. Sound like that bitch left a baby in your throat. Damn Mike got a shortage in it. I can't go nowhere. Shout out to all the women who don't know how to ride a nigger face. You just get up there acting like you ain't got no goddamn sense. Fellas, you ever had to pull a bitch off your face.

Wait a goddamn minute now. Shit. You don't hit the pussy ball. on the nose, but I feel like my shit bleed. I got ass, my bitch. Get up off me. Get up off my goddamn chest. Your ass bone sharp as hell on the nigger breastbone.

She's trying to dry her all in my face. Come on my face. She tried to dry you with the pussy. And he breathed out there. What's smooth? She's trying to try you with the pussy. Can't drown, though. He got the big ass pussy lips.

The one that we're poking out, they look like they're saying. And when you eat the puzzle with the long pussy lips sound like you eat Forget it on it. Roast Beach pussy. There's some long pussies in here. Pussy long, like some hound dog ears. Yeah.

Hound dog ear pussy. Real dog is pussy. Shannie's New Year pussy. Pussy is long. Pussy is long. Hound dog is, niggins. Nigger, that's what they be looking like.

It's your behavior Hanging down real low To the floor Oh shit Stupid Oh that pussy Hey

If don't nobody Claim one of them Chicken plate Don't fuck what You what You're hungry Man yeah That thing just birthed up

Everything he ate In the past three days Yeah you're back I'm ready to eat again We've been in their clubs In about 3 o'clock Yep

I'm talking about fucking it up Too like How you fuck it up Yeah, hold that shit, how you doing? Yeah, hold up, hold up, yeah. That's a little, hold on, like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

yeah, fuck you in. Now, that's that nigga that got shot in their leg, okay, okay. He can't bend it like that. Y'all nigga tripping, boy, y'all, he's tripped. You ever see that nigga get pushed, man? Oh, you bitch, a guy. I hate you, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. This sound like some Michael Jackson shit. Y'all hate saying that nigga in the club, don't you all. You better watch out, boy. That thing is about to do a move. Y'all know that thing on the crowd. You know he's going to put with all the bitches.

Like, move, damn. That's how he walked up on it need. That's how my man right there dance. That thing, that thing right there, dance like that. I had that nigga what his name was. He said, oh, my name is Ronald. Ronald, y'all, his name is Ronald, y'all. My name is Ronald, y'all.

My name is Robert, y'all. Yeah. Look, that's it. That's dude. Hey, tell them to bring me one of them dishrags, my name. Come on, you're sitting all right, bro. You're like you in the army, bro. You're in the army, bro.

For real. You look like one of those nigginsie, crazy in them army party. I ain't be going. That nigg, throw it on. You had let that nigga dad. That's a kid. They're like, hey, man, what's your name?

What's your name? R. My name is Ronald. y'all y'all ain't like a checky g carrot yeah yeah y'all niggas is retarded man ya a y'all d'all d'n're stupid well they bit smell like a funeral yeah come on y'all put your hands in the air if you're in columbia and you swear if your weave is cool and your money is long and let me see you move along i said we are the 85 south show and we be kicking it cool yeah my girl right there name suction and she can lick dick like a fool

i say yeah what's up y'all that's a goddamn line dance right there now there's some black people shit in the club line dancing some old shit kick your foot to the left then look and say goddamn throw your hands in the air then shake your ass green eggs with the hell yeah you are getting foot to the left i want born with this shit got down shake you're ass real fast y'all uh-uh do the green eggs a ham hey put your right foot in if your shoes is clean lift your leg up like pussy machine i put your left foot in if your shoes is clean lift your leg up like pussy machine i said kick your foot to the left and then look and say god damn and shake your ass real fast do the green eggs and ham nigger that's why y'all nigger

throw it off like that, doing the green eggs at hand. I wasn't born on that stupid shit. Naga, we was out here. Fought that to the window, to the wall, to the wild, to the fuck out, down these bars, all these female claws. Oh, you stupid, stupid.

Oh, you stupid. And we get down shout out to the girl with the little crown in Columbia and we get down shout out to the girl with the little crown Your crown is haul it's not really tall. I said come on y'all Donald ah his name is Ronald nigger do not get pulled over with that crown they go know his weed in the car excuse me yep come on you got to see this stupid shit clearly their highest fuck in that car ma'am who birthday it is it is

it's my yeah yeah when 18 years ago stop playing yeah Hey, hold up. Hold up.

Hold up. What you about to do? Hold up. Hold up. I'm gonna call you right back. Hold up. Now I'm gonna hit you, fool. That's not I'm gonna call you back, bro.

Pause that. I'm putting that on my album. You're gonna hang up on a nigga like? Yeah, just like that. Okay, well, fuck that shit. Hold up, bro. Fuck that for that shit. Yeah, yeah, bro.

That shit was dope, dude, bro. Blak down, blah, blah, blah. Man, put a nigga on the leash, man. They told me I can't go that far. You can trade with me. You want to go out and see some people? Yeah, let me see me with this, bitch. Oh, shit.

Yeah, it's that time. Hello, hello, cut me up. Oh, they ain't her, bro. She's swearing already. Ain't nobody stunt you. You fuck around with you. Ooh, it sucks. This is you?

That's suction right, though, bro. Suckian. Ooh, bitch, you look like you in a sunken place. And sunshine. Why black bitches I always want to have shit that's opposite of what they look like? You should be more like darkness, midnight. You're stupid, boy.

Biff that sunshine weird Fuck you, bro. She's black with a blonde wig. She looked like a burnt chicken with dipped and ranch. Dipped in ranch. A burnt hot dog and ranch.

Stop, bro. You're already fucking with people. That's how you made that girl cry a while in there. No, I didn't. Stop. She cried on home. We saw her in suction. My bad suction. It was like a burnt hot dog, dip in rent.

Fuck that. A good hot dog, dip in range. My microphone keep going on. That's how I know where in the wrong. What? What? What? That nigga want to do some poetry.

Ask you to do a poem. All right. Come in, motherfuckers. Come on. Come on. No, no. Come here. Niggins.

Hey, ask me to do poetry. Nicky, you already had that shit ready. Look at that. That nigga shirt say that. Look at that nigga. That nigga just threw them town. Whoa. Boy, look at them all.

You got on them deacon twos. That's what it is. Man, no shoe. Bigger's up motherfucking, bro. I know you're about to see a hell of a point, my nigga. Go ahead. Let that nigga say a point, Black. You ready?

That nigga put them shoes on. He'd be like, shoes on. Their motherfuckers right there look like they belonged to a nigga name, Ronald. All right, come on. Let that nigga do a point. You ready? What's your name, look here? Granddad, when you die, can I have them shoes?

Tyrus. Tyrus? Who? Tyrus, take me there. Alright, look here that. Come on. No music. We want to hear this shit.

Here we go. Oh, before I start, man, I want to say congrats to buy in your mom's house. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Thank you, thank you for it. Yeah. You don't want to hear erotic piece? Y'all go with erotic?

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Step over the way, Chico. Because we kissed. We kissed like... Like it didn't matter whose breath was whose. Like our tongues with Velcroat together, we touch like two children window shopping. But with the intention of breaking things like bed springs and promiscreens, we had our bodies on top of your chair, like gravity was playing spades with madness and plan to make the sun regret tonight. The moon had us on speakerphone while I went down on your earth like the horizon,

went for you to come like dawn. Tell me, have you ever had your pussy eating so good that even the next day will hear your bones? But first is the sick to say that all the thing you are grow. all the thing you are going. Because I'm going to make a mess out of you tonight. No, I'm going, I'm going to create poetry out of you tonight. So lay on your back and just relax. Matter of fact, force, feed my head as tongue,

snates the clip, but slurps whole. I eat you to make you feel whole again. I eat you to make you feel whole again. By leaving half of you dripping down my chin, understand that tonight, I'm going to make you scorch so much to have to bob your waters to send it to Flint, Michigan. But as of right now, baby, do you mind? Do you mind if I get mine?

Because even if this happiness worth to break up and we're not meant to be and you decide to start a family with another man five years for now, I understand that tonight I'm going to be so deep inside you that you'll still be seeing my dick, praying your baby's orchard style. You could feel me throbbing and shifting inside you your leg strap, nails

scratching my back like a lottery ticket and each time I introduce another one of my interests to your witness. You scream you scream God's name in my skin like there's church in my milling and that's when I decided to become your god tonight then you mind if I become your god tonight because they say that Jesus walked on waters and now my tongue gets walking on yours and this boy I'm long than the motherfucker my nigga god day hey bro this nigga making this shit up as you go and I also said to myself I said water

don't be wet water be dry because tonight if you're dry then I'm gonna dry your eye with my thigh between your thigh and show you the things that are supposed to be done when they are done the right way the right way meaning I'm eat dead pussy this way. Yeah, you already know I'm gonna fuck you like you in a dream you gonna think I'm fucking with pussy machine

oh yes it's so good. Chico, that niggis said she gonna sleep his dick on her baby ultrasound. Nah, that nigga said you won't score so much I'm gonna have to bottle your pussy juice up and send it to Flint, Michigan, nigga.

That's what he said. It's crazy, bro. That nigger is sitting around with big-ass shoes on, write this shit. So that, that his grandma out. And Thomas Guttlingan get that nasty paper you was working on. All that nasty stuff, you back down, read. That nigga just made that poem long. That is a freaky-ass-ligger.

Your pussy is so wet. I said to myself, Mmm, it's dead water, no, it's juice from the pussy and I want to eat it. What a hell are you from, little head? Dap in South Carolina. Hey, man, you proud of this shit? Hey, nah. Hey, what's up, Gary?

Hey, Carlo. He got that nigga's shoes on. Hell yeah, Daphny, nigger. I made them from scratch, nigga. That nigga got a whole fam shoes. Fuck that. Boy, you see some shit out here. Well, what?

You heard that nigga is? Yeah. My nigga, ass to do that shit. Hey, ask me to do a poem. D.C., fuck. D.C., fuck him up. Give him a poem, D.C. All right.

I need your mic. This shit low. All right. What you say? Why do I do what? This is my poem on when a bitch need to shut the fuck up. When a bitch talking, what? I said what?

She said, huh? I say, bitch. That's when the bitch need to shut the fuck up. Ah, I say a ball, this is fun, let's be good. Let's go. Let's go. All right. What you going to do?

I was going to do one. Go ahead. He got one. He happy. Look, he happy. Look, he's. Fuck you. That nigger in heaven right now.

My name is Chigo Monsola. Makes a noise snap for me one time. This nigga. You fast, boy, you fast. It's about to go down in Columbia town. Where the fuck did J-O-N get those sounds? I don't know, but they're here, so he's my bro, and I'm going to go. See, what I'm about to talk about is beyond belief.

We have a table of white people who don't have any teeth. And they said, yes, I don't have any teeth. And my talk sounds like goop, but boy, you should see me eat a whole bowl of soup because I don't have to chew. I don't have to chew. It sounds like this when I do. Ma'i, ma'i, ma'i, ma'i, ma'i, ma'i, ma'i, ma'i.

Have you ever heard that sound? Have you? Have you? Have you? That dick is great All right What I'm doing? What I'm doing?

What I'm doing? Amen Talk your shit, Carlos. Talk your shit, Loz. This is a piece that I was working on earlier. See, a lot of black men are looking for the right one A wife A Nubian queen

But I would give my right leg To spend the night with the pussy machine Now she's not like your average girl And she can never be because that's just what it is. She's been pregnant three times, but her baby daddy got the kids. Tattoos and reminiscences of other niggas is all I see

when we're alone. This bitch ain't even got the decency to put the silence on her phone. When I met her, she had a dude, but fuck with me, Because my dick is bigger I could never be her boyfriend but I'm forever

her side nigger That was dick I thought that To be continued You see what your little freaky ass started You need to go home and write a piece called dick bigger than these shoes

Dick bigger than these shoes, I could never lose. Because when I get the pussy, I'm going to abuse because my dick is bigger than these shoes. You see how long these shoes are? In your pussy, I leave a deep scar because my dick is longer than these shoes. Do you see these long shoes with the hard bottom? These shoes big as fuck. That's why a real nigga got them. Dick bigger than these shoes.

That d'i got on the wind resistance. When the wind's on it, they don't need to go. When the wind blow, that d'all didn't fall. You're stupid, bro. That's the shoes you can do to Michael Jackson leaving. You can get something off the floor like, I got it. There we go. Oh, shit.

No anger support. This is the 80-5 South Show. This is what we do, man. We just talk shit, bro. Y'all know how we get down. Who else got talent? Who else got talent? This Columbia's got talent.

We put people on on this show. That nigga might be on Steve Harvey's your car. You were like, look at this nigga with the shoes. You were like, this nigga with the shoes. This nigga on Steve doing that same stupid shit. I bust the pussy. You might see her ass in the audience with that same crown. You be like, nigger, I know that crown.

She's gonna be at work tomorrow and telling everybody. little near about it. He performed at my birthday party. Yeah, it was so many people there. Like, it was so lit. Everyone was calling me a princess because I was so fucking hot. Yep. There was a girl there named Lissie Machine and one name suction. It was fucking great.

Her higig looked just like Michael Vick. Did you notice this shit? That shit is great. Damn, that nigga did look like... That nigga looked like oldest out of the temptation. Shut the fuck up. Ain't anybody here to see you oldest, Mr. Hip, Blue? Let me tell you something. They see you're an asshole, bro. Hey, they're not here to see you.

That was a good-ass movie, bro. That was a good-ass emotional-a-moving. That shit all made me cry, like on nine parts. Shit up, shit. The funniest part in that move when that niggins son said, Dad, why are you always on the red? I said, they should have said, cut, dude, that shit. four more time.

What he said? He said, Dad, why are you always on the ring? Yeah. The only part of the moon right, like... That shit was... That shit was sad to the motherfucker, bro. I said, I need my... Hey, I was one of my favorite moves, but you know,

when they first went on the road, that nigga Paul, that nigga was drinking milk eating cornbread. Yep. The next time they went on the road, this nigga was snoring coke fucking bitches. I was like, damn he must have had fun on that last trip. But he'd been doing that. He just couldn't show them, then. All right.

Let me ask y'all a question. There's a hood question right. This is for everybody. Which one better? Temptations of File Heartbeats, nigga. Fy heartbeats, nigger. I don't get a fuck. What's I'm talking about?

I'm the young school. I'm going with the temp, bitch. Fuck y'all. Oh, nigger. Oh, nigger. Like that, man. Get that crackhead, nigga. Off there, man.

This is a crack hair reunion. The whole movie, man. I want to see some soul. I want to cry. Y'all nigg is making me mad. Man, goling. The foul heartbeat, nigg. Is there a heart?

Is there a hard? Is there a heart? in the house tonight. That was a crackhead singing. Is there a heart? Is there a heart in the hot? No, you need a breathing machine. That nigga made a song about

looking for some crack and we ain't even notice it. Is there some heart? Is there some heart in the house tonight? Well, shut it up. Cut it up. I told you. Don't know if you're smoking man. Hold on. So you're telling me

when the part when David Ruffie came and snatched the nick of Mike when he was about to sing. You're like, where this nigger come from? Come on, man. Nah, nigger. When J.T. and Flesch start singing against each other. Yeah, when that niggins was battling on stage together, that shit was classic. Niggins had a whole orgasm singing.

All right, what about this part, right? When Paul was, was heading out of shot himself, right? And the nigga Carl was singing that song and he knew Paul was supposed to be there. He was like, send to myself. I'm gonna do you want better Oh nigger when Eddie K showed up behind the chain link fence I still got my suit Dang

I'm okay Go ahead DZ Okay Night like this I wish Damn Redra wood What about this part

What about this part Okay damn that was a good one That was a good one Shit, that was a real good one. All right, all right, fuck that. When them nigga bust, when they got pulled over on the side, when they caught the flat tie. And the motherfuckin' white motherfucker came out there,

they were like, fucking niggas. They came out with that gun. They shot that that motherfucker out. What that nigger Ruffin do? Fuck you, niggas. Ah. I do you want better. That n'n'all were ready.

I do you want better. That n'n'n'n'n'n. When the five hoppies got pulled over and they had to sing that goddamn song. That niggas said, y'all say y'all are singing, girl. I'm about the kiddie nigga ooh Why don't you sing? Y'all come in here, I'm about the kiddie nigga ooh

I got nothing but love for you, baby I got nothing but love for you, baby Y'all did? What about the reunion? You made me want to shot through my hand up and shot. A little bit lower nouse, a little bit lower nines, a little bit heighten house, a little bit higher now, eh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop playing. I do you want better.

Y'all ain't fucking with the union. Yeah, I do you want better. Okay. When a nigga went to the church and then motherfucker was at the end of the movie and then the nigger made the choir stand up and then Eddie K came out at the church, remember my nigger was like, yeah. Yeah, nigger, yeah, top that. Come on, nigga.

Okay, for to make you niggas cry. Okay, okay. When Blue died, and smoking, we'll over there singing that sad ass song. You was my brother. Ah! Come on there, get a, nigga, every time. That nigga, Blue passed out at the oven. Yeah.

Blue. Blue. That shit was sad. Hold on, baby. Blue. That shit was sad. But it wasn't as sad as when the nigger found out his brother was fucking this bitch.

That wasn't as sad as that. When he found out his brother was cheating all the way, he was in that trying to explain. We can't keep doing this. It's wrong. My brother loves shit. All right. All right.

What about this? What about this? I got two tickets to tomorrow's concert. Man, these tickets are yesterday tonight, man. Oh, well, you can have the keys to the Cadillac. What year is this Cadillac?

When the nigga gave him a dope, he said, But that's all I got. Get some more. He sold and told the nigga, get some more. Get some more. Come on, now. See, at least my Crankhead was still able to perform. Nigger, Eddie Kane, he would have been able to perform. You know what's fucked up?

Remember when Flash, quit the group and had an album coming out next week. I didn't disrespect what was that. That nigga was working on that shit the whole time. He said, yeah, make sure you get my album flash. It's Lonely at the top. Coming out next week. How about when Eddie Kane checked the nigga, though? You want my spot.

You want my spot. Well, you ain't going to get it. All right. Because you ain't got it. I'm going to tell you. I got another one. Oh, y'all live for the key going on? Fuck that.

Lacken like the temptation. Y'all remember when they had to perform in front of smoking them? Stana. Oh, just a little bit longer. What? Don't play with me. Here we go. Please, please.

I don't even know what that shit mean. That dude was like, Pee, play, please. You can't fuck when a nigga they do this, nigga. Tell me that you're going to you. I said, your mama don't mind. You know. Hold on.

Your daddy don't mind. This is everybody's favorite part. Won't you put your sweet lips to what? Y'all sound like the children quiet. Yeah. It's the part you leaving out. Y'all don't let me down. When they got the singing, motherfucker, Papa was a Rolling Stone and showing the

nigga fucked up in the back hole. Yeah. It wasn't September. Uh-uh, uh-uh, you gotta go, you gotta get before that. Doon-da-uh, okay. Dun-da-da-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-ch-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-h-dun-a-tun-pah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-tah. I can't let y'all leave out the best part. What?

Man, you know I can't sing this crap, man. It was the third of September. That's the day my daddy died, man. Hey, man, hey man, hey. It's just a song, baby. Sing it, man. That nigga, mad here. It was the third of September.

The day I always remember, because that was the day that my daddy died. They called that nigger blue. Papa was a rolling stone and everything and everybody in his house. I'm wearing it to home. My dad, I draw. Papa was a rolling stone.

Don't just play with me, my God! Wherever he laid his hat was his home. What? And when he died, all he left me was alone. It took me a minute to like the nigga with the pro. That's just how good I was in it. I was like, I don't know about this dude, man. He can't take a rough and spot, man.

I don't know. They all were trying to take a black nigga. I put a light skin again. You're going to have a nigga rolling up all of the weeds. By heartbeats and temptations. They're two classics, man. That nigga would like, temptations forever. Hey, I got another one for you.

I got another one for y'all. I got another one for y'all. Which one? Set it all for dead presidents. Ooh. Which one? Which one? Set it over then which one we go on with?

That's it. Hey. You can't do that. I don't know. That one of the one of you, like, I need the felt, man. But there's one line in there that get me every goddamn time, bro, after they robbed the first bank and they went to work and got damn Luther said, well, you don't want to work for Luther?

I don't know, man. Set it out, was so lit, but, oh, that dead president was, ooh, shit. When that nigga came home and caught that nigga at the house, and he knocked him down the steps and said, hey, motherfucker, while you was gone, I took care of your face. Family, nigga, fear, though. That nigga was... I would have spit in that nigga for a

nigga, you should have kept him starving. Fuck wrong with you. Boy, yeah, that was a hard-assane. That nigga pulled the gun out and said, Suck it, nigga. Suck it. Suck it, nigga. I thought we were in too.

Somebody sweeps, shoot me, motherfucker. Nah, set it off, though, when that bitch said, I need this money. I'm like, that bitch need that money. She need that money. If you're going to kick my ass and kick it, I need this money. I hated her.

That shit was sad to hell when they shot T T T T T T T. I love her, too. How you could stay in the cry baby ass. Like, bitch, this is real. This is armed robbery. Give her what she got, the money. This is still in the car. I'm getting money.

Now, when Queen Lativa hit that motherfucking cigarette? That shit was so gayster. I ain't even going to lie. When Shawta got hit, when she got killed, I would like, put that bitch in the trunk and keep going, her crap baby ass. I thought that. I thought what Jay to Pinky had to sell the pussy.

Oh, the Luther. Yeah, you robbing banks and had to sell pussy too. Shit, it's rough. I ain't know. I think of Luther. I think of Luther was hit that motherfucker. She was like, she got that bread, though. She knew what she was doing.

That's what I'm saying. You know, I'm about to make me pay for some pussy and have an attitude. I paid you. I need the whole, I need the whole ensemble, bitch. I pay for the noise as well. Right. I don't want no. I need you the mom, bitch.

I paid for the noise. I didn't know that was extra. I want the noise. Can I get mine with the noise? This bitch got a menu. Yeah, you got six, but you got to pay extra for the sound. Well, go on running the sound. You ain't got a combo? I like my name. Can I get the sound? And the happy attitude? You know what that just made me think of? If you pay for pussy, you should be able to select what you want. All right, okay, I got $45. All right, I said you got $10 for the head. Okay, I take some head.

Reverse cowgirl. No, that's $12. No, I don't want that bitch booty in my face. Yeah, I don't want the booty in my face. What's that missionary? That's $3. Are you cheap by it? I take a mission. Give me two of those missionaries. Two missionaries. Uh, shit, let me get some $69. No, nothing. Matter of that.

You're going to be $6.99. What a hooker? You're a bastard, nigger. See, that's y'all problem. Y'all's still ordering. I got a membership. What's up, J.B. Let me go on here. Who we got in here?

Charlie? Yeah. You're trying to find out about me? What they put the machine? Work over there. Yeah, they were like, how about the membership? Who, you don't want to do. Shit.

Yeah, you know, we got a new pussy. A new pussy machine in here. Yeah, ain't nobody used to yet. Yeah, nobody's... What is a pussy machine that just grab your dick and... Eh, eh. E... I can't do that.

I don't see how niggas fucking them dolls, man. I can't see it. Ain't nowhere in hell, bro. Ain't nowhere in hell. Look, don't you know it's somebody that's just like that in real life? I couldn't do that shit either, bro. It's real. You know, you feel guilty as hell.

Yeah, you'll be with it then you fuck and you busts a nothing. Now you're like, nigger. I got to clean this shit. gotta hide this torso. But look, no, the people who make it. This thing is trying to hide this shit like a real body. You walk around with the ass and the ass in the pussy like... Fuck that, nigga.

You gotta put that ass and pussy in the sink to rinse that nut out, my mother. Why am I going to hide this shit? Well, won't nobody say it. They call the police on your stupid ass. But get what, the people who are making it so petty, guess how they're making the lips? They're making them shocked. They make them look like this. You get the ass and pussy come up.

So when you fucking it is... Nigger. But he's amazing your girl. Catching you fucking the pussy combo? She walked. Wait, wait, wait. It ain't like that. I can explain.

Look, hold up, wait. Wait, hold up, see. Look, stop judging me. Look, it's not what it looked like. I know, look, okay, I know. See, I got to go because the pussy tray dripping. I got the, I got the problem. It's nothing the nigga can say.

You get caught fucking a dog, my nigga. But boy, listen here. Look, boy, I'm calling everybody. Yo! Fuck now. No, no. Don't stay in hell. They got to see this shit, man.

What? This nigga is fucking somebody who can't speak that. Shit. This is fucking a puller, man. Couple of years, they're gonna have a store you can walk in by their motherfuckers. The way niggins be purchasing them shit recently, you're gonna be able to walk in the store.

Yeah, let me get the pussy two thousand. Okay, fuck man, looking like that. The doll is telling you like, you tripping. Like, fucking the shit out of me. Real pussy feel too good for me to have a fuck some fake pussy. Fuck that. What is fake pussy? That's how you know pussy good.

They ain't even found out a way to clone that shit yet. They just left it like it is. Well, if you don't get the real thing, you don't get nothing. That's crazy. I don't understand it. It's so much, it's so many women out here. It's hard for niggas to find pusses. I don't understand.

Niggas don't know how to have conversations, though. A lot of niggas be scared. Hey. Ah. Yeah. Nigger, you imagine this nigga right here. He's trying to fuck. This thing is how to talk.

Yeah. You're trying to fuck with this. He's like, hey, what's your name, sir? Ronald. Oh, never mind, nigga. Yeah, you don't deserve no pussy. You think he ain't going to get no pussy. It's a bitch out here somewhere, too.

Brittany. See, that pussy's dry, because you don't know how to talk. So she don't know how to get dick. Hey, that's why don't know how to take cover with me. They get stank face. Hey, baby. This bitch is stupid right here. This bitch.

She ain't used to nobody talking to this bitch. Why she got a little. crown on. Unless you're talking to her about the crowd, ma'am, your crown is flocking the sight from behind you. People behind you can't see, ma'am. Too crazy people. That's how they find each other. Hey.

You know, stop, bro. That shit is not funny. We're not talking about special people. We talk about people who are special in fucking. Do you think special people look at us and be like, look at them. Look at them. What they're regular? Look at them. Walking on, no way shit, you'll be with the normies.

I hate regular motherfungers. They think they're so cool because they got both of wow. They don't even have Batman. You know they'll be talking about us when we're in the way. Let me talk about it. Look at him. Yeah, bro. Using a foote and a spoon.

Hey, stop, no! Grab me roasting the shit out of. Look at the normal boy drinking out of the cup. Waze his straw, stupid and normal boy! You normal. You go into hell. Yeah. You go to hell.

You go to hell just like that. You know they be all right ass, boy. DC, you know they be all that. You're going to here just like that. You go to take your ass straight down there before you go. Oh shit, Lord. Man, they be roached in the ass. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to say that stuff about your people. No, keep on going. You gotta show them love because they fuck with us too, bruh. You got to show them love because they fuck with us too, bruh. You know they be roasting their hand. Look at your normal ass. normal and. I had one that knew how to fight.

You know how you talked to, somebody say something stupid. You're like, okay. The nigga on the corner, why that they go buck at you? You wouldn't even know he was a stand there and rugged in there. Ah, you like, nigga? Don't let that nigga hit you. He's going to knock you clean out. That nigga strong in the motherfucker.

He'll tell somebody flinch. You'd be like, look scary. Normal and fuck. Oh, my God. I mean, one time we put some dish washing and deterred in the cafeteria, but the nigga put the dishwasher detergent in the cafeteria while the special phone was in the

nigger blew all that ass falling. That fucked up. Oh, your story got to be funned up. It was funny though, bro. Like, they couldn't get up. He was like, hey, you.

Help me, you. Then we all go to hell. But we're not, can we not making fun about it. It's quite a possibility that they roast us, bro. For being normal. Look at him. Wrigley.

He's fair. You know, they said. Let me say a poem, nigger. I got on my daddy shoes, nigger. Fuck around and make that nigger. They're going to be a long ass slowly. Let me go ahead and repent now. Stop.

God, please forget it. Stop. Hey, man, big solicil. Big salute, D.C., we all saw you about your mama a house last week, bro. Gangs and shit. Nah, you definitely... We're gonna make sure we can make sure you get praised for that. That's real nigga shit, bro.

Y'all know I'm still hood. I ain't got the lights on just yet. This niggas, yeah. So, the mama, she keeps asking me like, so, uh, baby, we end up going in my house. I'm like, you're gone unless you want to go over that now. She's like, I don't mind getting a dog. That shit was so funny.

I said, well, he got to come. Could you so full of shit, your mama didn't even believe. She was like, John! She said, don't do this, John. Don't do this. She didn't want to agree to it. And I'm like, I'll just play with your old man. Hey, look, I'm going to tell y'all a secret.

I'm going to tell y'all some real shit. D.C. had the hole in the cry. If you go back and watch the video, D.C. had the hole in the crowd. How is he holding it in, bro. It's right before, right before his mama come get my hug. He was like, this is yours. She was like, don't do this to me, John, please. He was like, no, this is yours.

Got you out the hood, Mama. She said, oh, baby. He said, uh-huh. Go back and watch the video. Right before they come give him to hug you at DC go, uh-huh. You're holding that shit in, bro. Hey, you know, I guess a dick don't want to cry, so we gotta make a noise.

You feel me? When she said, I was like, hmm. I swear with everything. I told her that thing is stupid in here. I don't know who showed you, stupid a dick. He did. I didn't know me, man. I said, I don't for the crap, man.

Why this shit? Why this shit? I'm going to make a noise. Listen, the shit fucked me up because I ain't realizing he said, I said, man, you bought your mom in the house, that shit was so dope. He was like, nigga, you ain't hit me almost cry?

I said, nigga, you ain't cry? He was like, no, watch this. Right before, here come, here come. I said, nigger. Now we're going to all go back and look at that shit. Come, man, she was about making a knick, crying that bitch. You know how people be crying out ugly,

but that would stop me because she cried ugly and she was like, whew! I'm like, like, mom, you're ugly in here. Much love to all the mothers in the room, bro, we're up here. We just, we talk a lot of shit, but we just love y'all, man.

That's every nigga from the hood, train. We're not supposed to be. Yeah, yeah. Buy your mama house and put some 22s on something. Every black man in here. You got to put some 20-somethings on something. I ain't need light rims until I was like, I always

wanted a car, one car with rims. Yeah. And I bought that time. You got to have one hood and car in your life if you were a nigg. Kee in every pothole. Fuck! That shit make you mad as a motherfucker.

You hit one of them. You had to pull over. You hear your shit go, boom! You're like, shit. Let me pull over. Every time you hit one, you'd be like, yep,

that's the one that took me out right now. Nick, I had to pull over and get out my car and think about how I can drive better. I said, fuck this shit. I can't keep in any pahoe. Nick, I'd be trying to think of other ways to go. I got 28s on my truck. I hit a pothole and bent a rim.

I was like, nigger, what they make the regular rims out of? Because I ain't never seen a 13 bend before. Not on my Ultima. Not on no hybrid. Them hybrids be hitting everything. Boom, boom, boom. You're like, bitch, you ain't fuck up your,

your axle on this business. I hear the pie hole so hard. My radio went on, that's what I'm saying. That's crazy you say that. Remember, I had them big ass rams on the bands, nigga, I hit a pie hole in that motherfucker. The car, the guy, had slowed down.

I was like, nigga, what the fuck? I didn't even know this shit did that. Come on, man. I had an old-ed crown vick. My tie rod was already loose. You know how? That would keep your wheel in motion. You feel what I'm saying?

was already going to the right. I had to steer that bit to the left. Hit me a pothole, boom, but my tie went all the way up. Like, God, damn. These are not all the streets. Yeah, but your power steering ever went out on your shit?

Yeah, yeah, bud, lock up. That show you how strong you're not, niggas. That show you how strong you're not, nigg. The fuck is in the steering wheel now. But guess how stupid black people is? We ain't do n'n't do n'n'n'n'n' pull over. Now we got to back up.

Shit! When the motherfucker waiting on, motherfucker, go ahead, bro. Can't turn this motherfucker. Come on, man. I can't move, bro. I can't fucking move, bitch. Real nigger.

I know. I shouldn't talk to you like that. Sorry, sorry. You ever hear somebody pull up beside you and tell you your car fucked up? Sir, your car smoking. Like you don't know. Yeah, yeah, is it? Yeah, I'm about to pull you.

He'd do that sometimes. It's straight. Shit, not me. I tell the bitch. I know. I know. That's why I got all my windows rolled up. Bro, that's the worst shit ever, bro.

That shit's stank, bitch. I don't. Everybody back their coffee. Your whole carburet and went out. out, nigga, your shit, smoke it in the motherfuck. No, the worst shit, though, is when your car fucked up and won't nobody help you, niggins. Nah, like, whatever wrong with your car

gonna jump in that shit. Hey, man, ain't shit, but the battery, you think you give me a jump. Shit, bro. Not mine. I can't even do it on my, you know, my battery in the trunk, my, nigga, take some shit, like, nah, hit you with the, I ain't ain't got no cables, man. Now, I got some cables and shit.

I ain't ain't got no battery in my shit, my shit, my name. Yeah, this is a hybrid, my, my shit. Put plug up, bro. But this one, the nigga ain't got his lot ready. Hold on, let me see something right quick. The niggins are walking around the trunk. Like, shit, I got to come up with something. Fuck.

I ain't even got no cable bit, though. I got some shit. I got to come up with another one. The only thing worse than that, nigga, getting your car stolen, bro. Because it's always one stupid-ass-nigger that you don't know. Be like, bro. They stole your shit, bro.

From right here? Damn, they stole it. man, car. He had part that bit right there, bro. Shit, I part that all the time. Then he got some more dumb man quick. Damn, bro, you, they stole your shit? Like, we... What, they had the keys or something?

What, the door unlocked, my name? He let the window down. You must have left that bitch running or something. Yeah, man, nigga got out of the end. What time it was about lay a night? Cause I can't about sit. One old car right here. Shit, they must have took it about five of you.

Damn, bro. You ain't left your shit. Right here. Hell yeah, bro. That's fucked up, bro. So you're saying they put the brick, they left your shit on bricks? Yeah, that and they took the shit. And I was like, y'all, y'all, y'all, I went to go look for a jar early. Hell, no, I ain't seen shit, bro.

I'm trying to get my shit together. I was out here the whole time, bro. I ain't see nothing, though. You know, because we'd be on butt for a nigga to come to do some stupid shit, but we can't wait. I don't know how they do that, but you trip. You should have called something. Hey, but nah, bray, y'all, y'all, y'all, you both was out here, bro, because I walked past and where the store. Yeah, we were, y'all remember.

What's up to y'all? Y'all said, y'all was... See, boy, you said, what's up? I was going to the job interview. Damn. So you're sure you left your shit right here? Yeah, y'all know who be stealing cars around here? I mean, that nigga, that's just like asking them what the trees is.

Like, look around my name. Everybody be stealing. Yeah, that shit craig. Hey, Jack, call somebody that time. You parked on there. You should have said something. We'd be out here. You'll be scraped.

Where you think they went, bro? Shit, I don't know, bro. You got Uber because shit, you know, this shit be getting hot sometimes. So you know, you got to leave if you don't know nobody. Yeah, boy. Yeah, I ain't going to lie, but you're going to have to leave if you don't know nobody. I was going to ask for one of y'all around the corner. No, you're going to have to leave if you don't know nobody.

Hey, the nigger do you like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they got you, boy. Call these ass slipping right out here, boy. We're right out here now looking. Hey, yeah, like, hi, nigg is shit, bro. Hold on ya, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Man, he ain't in front of hood, man.

That nigga out. Parking these car from the bitch state out. These, this nigga took that, this is it. He up here talking about, dude, we know. Oh, shit. Hey, my man. My road it is. Hello.

You seen that bit? My man. Why you seen that bit? Hold on, I'm trying to get these nigginsett. Damn. Damn. Hey, my man. Can I at least use your phone real quick, man?

My phone don't even call out, bro. Yeah. Shit, crazy, fuck, man. I'm saying, I- Nigel do you dirty, boy. Didn't do a nigga dirty in the hood, well. Nigger, I got this shit stolen. Ain't they about to run him up out.

Hey, but you don't know nobody got to go, bro. I'm saying, but I ain't got no car to go. I don't want to walk to. You can walk, man. Yeah, he could walk to the front. Let him go, y'all. Shit, boy, about that time, boy. Yeah, yeah, shit.

Get a dog. I got to work tomorrow, boy. You got a pistol on you? You got to go. He got it. He ain't about that time, bro. My pistol was in my car. That's real.

That shit's crazy. You said what you can't. That you stole your car and your pistol, boy. You got to ride two times by the same nigga. Hey, give me the gun. Give me the gun. What's that in your head, bro? No, I ain't got no.

I ain't let in my head. No, I ain't. You said you can't who? I ain't crazy. I ain't crazy. Yeah, I just came to the store to get some gay. Hey, bro. Hey, you guys, you scrape, bro.

We're family over here, man. Give me the goddamn girl. Yeah, yeah. No, go over there. Who the hell that is over there. Who the hell that is over there. What, that that is about to fight? Why don't that crazy hell?

Why that nigga is stupid? Boy, give me that shit. Hey, anybody playing with you. Come on, bro. That's how the hood be for real, man. Be your own partner who robbing you out here. Look, y'all was my stupid idea one time, bro. What you do?

I bought a car from a nigga who were running from the police. Why the fuck you did it? You know how you'd be in the hood. I sworn everything. That shit might pull up in a car and say, get out. Be like, hey, boy, that's shit right there going for eight hono. Hey, hono right now. You know, when y'all, I was just getting money and I was like,

boy, you lying. You're lying. bought that big, boy. Running, got the tag on it. I ain't know about nothing going to get no tag on to get nothing to register, though. Nigger, I'm off the block. We don't know nothing about, none of that.

You hear me? It's a car that's running. Scur, you hear me? Hot in that big. I'm chilling for a whole month, y'all. Nick, I'm listening to Tuchin. Never forget this shit. I got an ounce in my pocket,

nigga, I'm riding. Big booty ho. All I want for my birthday is the big one, one, I'm riding. Twelve sent in the middle of the street. Ride right past him. All I want for my neck, dude, it's a big booty hole.

Boop, pull over. I'm like, well, I'm gonna scrape. Get out to a car. I'm like, hold up, bro. He's like, who is DeMarcus Johnson? I'm like, niggis, a nigga who I bought the car from. He's wanted. You ain't Demarcus Johnson?

I'm like, damn. I do look like DeMarcus Johnson, don't I? Fuck, I better go to jail. I got a lot, though. They took my car, couldn't get that bitch out of impound, because it wasn't mine. I'm about to say, what's your car, you can't go down there. Yeah, I'm looking for DeMarcus Johnson car.

You DeMarcus Johnson, nah, but I went to jail for that nigger so I should be able to get the car back. Bro, I almost swung on that nigga about that shit. I said, nigga, why you tell me you me? You cause we ain't never meet again? Only almost. He knew what he did. He didn't let me see him again. I said, bro, you sold me a car and you running from the police.

He's like shit, you pulled and knew that. I said, how? Hey, whole time right now, DeMargis Johnson's always telling the nigga story. You know, D.C.O. The nigger bought that goddamn crown vick from me one time. I don't get a fuck for $800. I wrote the fuck out of that. That crown vits, hey.

Remember that crime Vee? I got a lot of loving that. They used to be bought the one. That was the tie rod that broke over. See, that's a, that's a ghetto legendary story right there. Anyway, you bought a crown vick for $800, man. Really? That's the real.

That's the real, nigga, shit. Really, I put $600 in it. I bought it for two. Damn. Man, come on, man. You, hey, man. Living in the hood? Nick, I live in the hood.

I ain't never got a deal that good. Time in the rough. Damn. Well, see, my neighborhood, see it's certain neighborhoods. My neighborhood was thieves and hustlers. So stolen shit was flying through that shit all that. My cousin bought a Lincoln from the title on place. Everything stolen.

My mother, your girl, purse, your children. From a nigga for $400. Only one side was wrecked. Like, one side was perfect. But the other side had got hit by a big-ed truck and then they didn't have no windows or nothing on the passenger side. This bit were like two-faced of cars. So every time we used to go out,

we used to park that bitch so the driver's side be facing this way. So when we pull off, you know what I'm saying? They don't even see the other side until we bust the turn. The other side looked like they scraped that bitch from under a goddamn car. Nigger.

That nigga got a title loan for that bit for 950 and they were like, nigga, I'm just going to drive that bit till they just stop and let them come get it. We woke up one morning, they were hooking that bitch up so we went outside and acted like we wanted it. Man, what you?

y'all doing, man. Ain't nothing we can do. You straight? Nigg. They still have. Their title loan car is a motherfucker. My cousin had a title long car, but they had that box on it. If you don't pay him, that shit won't start, nigga.

That motherfucker got that bitch one morning. We supposed to be going to school. He was like, shit, nigga ride with me. I'm like, bet. I get in the car. That nigga cranked that bitch. That bitch said, that nigga said, nah, this bitch work, bro.

I was like, nigga. What the fuck wrong with your car? He was like, man. I ain't paid them folks. They must have turned my box off. I'm like, nigga, you got a fucking ankle monitor on your car? How about the nigga who got the D-U-I monitor on the car? Oh, he got a blowing the shit to make it start. Yeah.

What? What type of a nigga got to kiss his car first? Come on a bitch. Man, man, fuck with him. For ten seconds. I got asthma so, nigga. That shit won't work. I had cut off in four seconds. I had a Honda with no flow boys in it.

So whoever rode on the passenger seat had to hold their feet up like there, bro. The motherfucker had a hole in the ground. You put your feet in. Go through that bitch. Oh, you had the yabba-dab-dovee? Yeah, I had a cavalier with no reverse. Nick, my partner. No reverse, Nick.

We used to applaud that bitch and pull up, wait to everybody lead. Then you had to put it in neutral, push the bitch back. Then started. My partner, AC cooling, used to dripping his flow so I used to be sitting like a thigh in this nigga car.

Like, bro, you gotta get this shit fixed, bro. We go together, bro. You never had that car with the... You ever had a car with the fuck-door window? It's fucked up, but it still worked. You just had to push the button and hold of that.

I hate that shit. Nigger. My saddered that I had, nigga, had so many orange lights glowing on the dashboard. You could have landed an airplane with my shit,

Nick. Check engine light, nigga, brake light, all the lights. Nigger, your check engine light never be on for so long

that bitch had pop off him. Like, nigga, it's fixed. It's fixed now. Y'all, nigga, stupid.

I bet y'all they never had to pop your hood and hit the fan so your goddamn car won overheat. You ever had to pop your hood and hook the fan?

man up, then go start the car. You got to touch two wires on the... Oh, nigga, I had wives going through the AC vent, nigga. All I had to do was put the key in that motherfucker. Oh, you're a boogeyad, nigga. Your car still had the key, nigga. What do you know about the screwdriver? Yeah. Oh, I know about

the screwdriver. It's just, I had to use the key just to let it know that I'm not to crank it up. So the police don't think you stole that bitch. You got a mailbox key in there, bitch. That nigga. My uncle had a Mach 8 and the key was broke off in the ignition. That nigga used to just lay a towel over the ignition when he in the house, I'm like, I swear to God, that nigga, that nigga, you just lay a towel over

the ignition. I'm like, nigga, somebody's going to steal this. He's, ain't nobody going to steal this, nigga. They don't want this. They don't know how to crank that up, shit. My neighborhood would bring everything back. These nigga don't stole a car with a nigga in it. I'm like, nigga. He like, shit, the nigga won't get out, she is. We selling this nigga, too. How much they won't put a nigga? They weren't about a thousand. He said, had his jewelry on. I think the shit real shit. Like y'all think of 4,000 I'm like they're cream

I don't want this thing to see my face man I don't know them bro we got to get the fuck out of here I don't want to go I don't want to go let go what wrong with you bro?

They run these bullshit on fuck that they owe us anyway nigga look at this rug y'all only bought that because we were coming Columbia y'all showed us so much love no boy we're not leaving hold up we ain't leaving we

ain't leaving we just got to tell them what we did bro we sold out three shows in one day yes we did on a Sunday on a Sunday hold up bro he let him had a show at 4 30 p.m. and gone for 12 hours it was sold out bro y'all showed us so much goddamn love we out here thank y'all been going for 12 hours. Y'all been asking us to come to Columbia. What did you say? Get up a.

Radio. I know you were there. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio live from Columbia, South Carolina. Well, we don't give a fuck either. Pour your hands down. Let me know.

This is 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. In the next hour, we got some of those little John tickets coming up. We've got some tickets to see Usher Raymond in concert is going down. Billy Ray Sires coming up in the next hour.

Some Juicy J and some Wiz Khalifa right here. So 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Suction. You ready to go to work, bitch? Suck, yeah. She didn't never tell you why they call her that.

Hey, suction and pussy machine. Y'all need to do a routine together. Y'all don't fuck. Much love to pussy machine. I ain't know. You're my new boo. I'm about to get you out of the strip club, get you a job at the cable company or something.

Yeah, yeah. She blew a real nigga kiss. She said she's been dancing about two years. Shout out to my nigga. She's been dancing for how long? Two years. She got a lot of money saved up. She's trying to go back to computer school.

What kind of can you drag? I can't wait. Shout out to my nigga, big shoes, new point. What's up with you? I appreciate you for coming. Hey, bro, you got social media and shit. No, nigga that shit long and fuck. Tyrus underscore take me there.

Everything is that. Tyrus underscore take me there. Make sure y'all support the young brother. In two years, he's going to be conscious. He's going to be vegan. And they got a ring tone when he phone ring. It's Tyrus underscore. Hello.

Take me there. Hello. It's the poet. How you do? Tyrus underscore. Take me there. Hello. Hello. It's the poet. How you do it? That's how you answer the phone. Hello, Tyrus.

Take me there. No, you can't book Tyrus. You got to book everybody. You got a book. Tyrus underscore and take me there. Tyrus is his manager. Take me there. It's the artist.

What's up for you? This nigga giving me clothes. Okay. Appreciate you. All right. Well, small. What this shit is? Oh, okay.

All right. What did you look like? What did you look like? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. All right, man, damn. She said, let me see. Like, she said, let me see.

Like, she's a fan. Let me see. He stole my idea. That's dope. That's dope. We got the nigger from Hayano on this motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, bro. That shit say highly what?

Highly educated. Highly educated while medicated. That's what, bro. That shit hard. Let them see the back, Chico. Niggins said baby-ass shirt because I'm a baby-ass nigga. Yeah, man. Man, look at me, nigga.

I'm about 135. Thank you, bro. Who said that? Who said that? Yeah, no nobody wants to talk now. Make sure y'all. Niggins. Oh, that nigga ain't playing.

Shit. No, some real shit, though. You gotta speak up, niggas shit. All right. Support your local artists, man. Oh, yeah, we're fun with everybody, man. Local artists, whether they singers, poets, DJs, dancers, strippers, whatever, bro.

Support the local artists. That's the shit that keep your city popping, bro. So make sure you support people, man. Support black-owned business. All the black. All the independent who else do something in here? Who else got a business? What's your business?

What you do? You did say the person. This business needs somebody else's house to go cook at. Okay. She tired of cooking from Mike Tyson ass. It's stupid. Who else a business owner? Who else?

What you do, baby? What do you do here? You got your own salon? At your house? She said, yeah, at my house we're all real big. You don't even know. Your next client is sitting in scratching her hair right now. Bitch, well.

Oh, I need my shit. What you say you do, baby? That's what we don't work at no Skane Rink, bitch. We can't, we can't have DJ at the Skane Rink. He's a DJ and a photographer. Okay, we were freaking ass. No, some real shit. We got to start linking up more like people, you know, black business.

We got to put them on. We got to put them on. We got to put them on. We got to put them on. We got to start making sure we. What's he doing? She gave us that church hand, like, uh-uh. What you do?

That's that. Uh-uh. She passed out. Somebody come get her right here. Hold on what to do. She's like, uh-oh, she passed out. You got a black on-nail salon? Oh, that's dope.

Hold up. What's the address? It's a house. What's the name of it? 2-2-0 court unit 12. What's the name? That's the zoo. There ain't nobody over there.

Nails by queen. What is it? Nails by queen. Black women y'all need to start supporting black on nails salons. Yep. Because them Asian women be beating the shit out, y'all. Y'all seen them video?

You saw the video. Somebody, grandma got her ass with by sending Asian. What happened? What happened, though? Man, they said it was because they didn't pay, but we ain't see them not paid. We just saw them hitting them with brooms and shit. Oh, I didn't see that video. I saw that video.

The grandma said that the bitch had cut her eyebrows off, and she wasn't going to pay $5. So then all of them were like, dude, you're big! Which one y'all seen? Because I seen one where the black bitch was giving that bitch, the bitch. I said she must then learn her culture. I don't know.

Because that black bitch was. It's his video of the gay dude who got locked in the beauty supply, though. He beat the shoot of them, foots. They shouldn't have never fucked with Antoine, that name. That nigger who's a hell out of Mr. Chang. You pay you. You know, you, you, you, you don't pay me, please. You are, fuck of you, fuck me, fuck you.

You, you, you, fuck you, you, fuck you, fuck you. You, you, fuck you, fuck you. You're, that's all of you, fucking you are. Hey, fuck that, man. Nah, man, that bigners be mean for no reason. Yeah, they all right down like they can't talk until it's time to pay. Who else? Let's do a couple more of these black businesses.

Who else? Who else? How does bitch know English? Anybody else on their own shit? What should do right there? Yeah, yeah. You're a natural hairstyle. That means you don't touch weed.

No, that means when you don't know what to do with your shit, you go see her. You be like, bitch. Do something with this poof. Exactly. And then she'll put some gil Scott on and cut up some mango. She'll eat some mango. Yeah, yeah. You're some mason. What's the name of your salon?

Anybody who lives in the macy grade? It's crazy. What's the name of your spot? Your shit, long, natural admiration's beauty. She got a big ass. She got a big ass balmer. Oh, what's up? It ain't one with like with the wind and blow that shit off.

So everybody else on here. If you got your own black, all. business, man. Tag the 85 South show on the Instagram. We thought with it. But we shout everybody out on this bitch. Like hug with the nails. She needs somebody else to cook for. Shout out to the DJ

photography. He'll skate rink DJ and taking business as free ass. Personal chef. This nigga here freaking rapport. Shut out to the hassle. Nails by queen. Pussy machine. No black men in here. Oh, no business. What a weed man that? Nigger who sell puppies. Ain't a nigga who know how to put alternators

on. Put in replacement windows or nut. Ain't a nigga here, a cable man, but you'd be hooking up boxes on the weekend on your spell time. I'm telling it. Boonleg DVD CDC. Where the barbers in? Where a nigga that know how to bring your head live back?

I don't want no barber. All y'all y'all niggas can't cut. Most of them niggas can't cut. I don't know what? I can't stand them, nigga. You need a cut. I do, but not from you, motherfucker. You know a nigga cut hair fucked up when he fuck a ball head up,

nigga. Like, you need to quit. I'm gonna tell you the one nigga you don't never get a hat cut from. If you go to the barbershop And the nigga Sitting in his own chair line and shit up What you say? Don't never let that nigga cut you shit

He always hit a door You need a cut No I'm a nigga move You gotta get a cut from a nigga Who act like him He only know that he had the barbershop Oh you wanted to cut my nigga Come on come on I got you

But he always be old light skin nigga Ain't nothing to his chair Get your ass sitting there, bro Where you from Hey and if it is any barbers in here Man slow down with that pot at the end Yeah, and stop putting your nuts on the nigger hand. You know a nigger hand on the hand wrist.

Don't sit your nuts on top of a nigger hand. And don't look a nigger in the eyes. You know your hands smell like balls. Do not put your hands over my nose at all. Don't be looking at the nigger directly in the face when you're shaping them up, be. Hold up. Get them balls hands out my face, nigger move.

No, they ain't wash their hands. One time I had to get up from a haircut because the nigger gonna touch my lip. What we're doing right here? Nothing, I'm through. Fuck you, bro. You just touch the nigga lip for no reason, bro. I really want a motherfucking fight, bro. You tried to fuck out me. That nigga said, so what we're doing right here?

Nigga, nothing. Move. Who the fuck is you, bro? This is a dick is stupid. That nigga said what you're going to do right there? Nothing, nigga. This thing is stupid. What a barbershop is? Antoine's a barbershop, nigga. Oh.

He's what you're doing this right here? Hey, man, we got to get out of it. He's why. I don't want to go. Let's run these Wifo Bill up. Let's go! Bro.

Let's run it up. That's what niggas do. We run niggins shit up when it's for free. Who got to work tomorrow? What my people are at? Don't work. Call off.

Tell them suck your dick. Who got to be that? Who got to be at 5 in the morning? Do not do that. Who got to be there at 6? Oh, y'all try to. I believe you, my nigga. Who said they ain't got no job?

Little crown. Tell you got to be at work She gonna wear that crown She gonna go to sleep with that crying on it This nigga ain't got no job right here That's your brother, but here hate it Stop hanging with that nigga till you get employed He, uh-uh, he no, younger brother, he just feel better

than he doing better than you. He happy. You're going before me I got my life together, stupid a dude He's a big love brother He still can't go to the, he ain't got no car. You ain't looking for no job? Why not, my nigga? You are a super nigger. This nigga, he's a real big brother.

It's just some, a lot of good shit going to happen for, doing what, though? Oh, yeah, he ain't leaving mama house. He ain't nobody telling him shit. Bro, D.C., you didn't hear this, nigga. I said, bro, what kind of business you started? That nigga said, I don't know yet. But I'm going to do something, though.

But I'm in the process. What do you do for money? He's been, what for a living? He's been asked this every day. That nigga being that motherfucker doing this shit. He's been asked this every day. That's why he's so quick with it. How old are you here, O.G?

See? You all know to have your own crib. Stupid-ass-ass. He can't ask this, nigga, no question because he can't tell you shit. That's why your little brother like that. He, I'm better than you. That's the nigga right there.

You are the shit. Black, because he can't answer no question. Mama don't like it. Well, you last night when you were asleep. Shit, I was in the bed Shit He was on his ass My brother do not like you

Mama Yeah, I didn't go to bed last night He said the niggins You were asleep With me You were asleep God damn OG That nigga just walk around the house

Watching people sleep These niggia here Want to be a sleep ass nigga here They see everybody in the house Getting up going to work They can land on the count Y'all be good

You all be good day Y'all have a good day Y'all have a good day. Hey, hey, turn that light off when you leave up out of here, man. Hit that light for me. Nigger giving the direction. Hey, whichever one of y'all motherfuckers keep drinking that orange juice with my name on it, y'all dirty than a motherfucker, man.

I bought that orange juice in here. Nick, get up and eat up on the burger. God damn, ain't no eggs left. Shit, dude. You motherfucker who go to work, be hungry as a butter. That is crazy, bro. They come downstairs. This nigga in the straws eating cereal, yeah.

I know I got one of the baby's bowls. They'll be all right, though. The one with the straw on it. This thing is just telling everybody where they just came, bro. He just came for work, huh? He just came from school there, yeah, I know, I know, I know. What did you just come from, nigga, upstairs? This thing, all on the point.

Nick, Uncle James, move, God damn. Oh, shit. He pushing me in my mama house. I run this shit, dude, my dad. Man, it's my momma house and it's still mine. Make sure y'all go on YouTube and click to subscribe to the 85 South show. Make sure you subscribe to the 85 South Show. Hey, yeah.

Keep supporting this shit, watch Wilding Out, they put that on Thursday. Go like that shit. shit. Leave a comment. We ain't leaving. We ain't leaving. All of us on social media. We ain't leaving. Let's party.

Yeah. We really not leaving because we'll come back out and take some pictures and all that shit too. This is the 85 South Show. What? In Columbia, I see. Say what? If you had a good time in this bitch, won't you scream out loud with me? Let me say, hey, say yeah, nigger, say yeah.

Say yeah. Say yeah. Say yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nick say yeah. Nick say yeah. To the left.

And then look and say, God damn. God damn. Shake your hands in your nuts real fast. It's a little green age of hell. Yeah. Columbia, we love the shit out, y'all, man. We got to 85. Thank you, bro.

Columbia! Yeah. Appreciate everybody. Hey, bro, you are assholes. You stupid. Hey, my nigga. Thank you for the guy. Coolein shape, my name.

Oh, yeah, I'm fucking with it. We know y'all, man. We see the BIPP. I don't know, but we love y'all. Columbia. I know. We got some coochie for with this one. Yes, indeed.

Yes, indeed. Shout out to the white family. Hey, man. Listen here. Stay chewing on shit. We don't care. We know what's had to love, you, nigga. You did.

You do. The fuck is you're going to pull me a hostage. Come on. Chico, she got all the holes, bro. We're going to kick this nigger at the group. at the group. This thing can get too many holes. Fuck something! And here's Heather with the weather.

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