The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Cookout Episode | Ep. 30

Episode Date: July 4, 2016

Karlous, Clayton & Brady get you ready for July 4th with this special cookout episode. We're talking about each family member, the rules of the cookout and how to make macaroni and cheese. Listen to this one on the way to crashing your local barbecue. Much love to Nick Canon for sending in the NCredible headphones! #ThisPodcastIsFor #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an IHeart podcast. Join IHeart Radio and Sarah Spain in celebrating the one-year anniversary of IHart Women's Sports. With powerful interviews and insider analysis, our shows have connected fans with the heart of women's sports. In just one year, the network has launched 15 shows and built a community united by passion. Podcasts that amplify the voices of women in sports.

Thank you for supporting IHeart women's sports and our founding sponsors, Elf Beauty, Capital One, and Novartis. Just open the free IHeart app and search IHeard women's sports to listen now. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp

for the rest of my life what that meant. For My Heart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. But in 2014, the youngest escaped. Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Do do, do, do, do, too, too, wait a damn minute. Where y'all just came back from? We just went outside.

Why I was not invited? We said we were going to hit the hookah. That was the code. We didn't know you want to. I missed it. Don't worry about it. We got you. Just relax.

Man, we're just going to, this the cookout episode. We'll just call it the cookout episode. Oh, man, put this on at the cookout. Right. That's what this was. Before the old people get them. Whoever cooking the meat plate it right by you. Moselle.

That'll work. And this doesn't have to be perfect. And this doesn't have to be perfect. This shit doesn't have to be perfect. Is it? Are we rolling? Rolling. You just keep vibing with the headphones.

I like these headphones. I know. These sheds feel plush. There's some plush. My ear on the couch. There's some plush. You've had a little seat for your ear. The shit's looked good on you, don't you?

She got an ottoman. Thank you. Ah, shit. Yeah. You ready? Turn my shit up. 85. 85.

85, 85, hey. Hey, this is the 85 Sapp show, and this episode is brought to you by Incredible. Shout out to my man Nick Cannon for sending us these dope-ass headphones. We can hear shit that ain't even going on right now. Man, this shit, no distortion, none of that. I like it. And they Bluetooth? Yeah.

You want to do one? You do one? Yeah. Do one. Amen. Right now, I got on my head these incredible headphones. Hold on, when you're ready. Take two.

You take two. Take two and go. No, they're serious, man. They drown out all the sound. No, they're not serious, bro. They're incredible. But they're, I mean, they're official. No, they're incredible, bro.

They, like, better than good. But they're, like, I mean, they're awesome. But why you keep saying all the other words except incredible? They're incredible, though. They mean they better than you. I'm trying to use adjectives. I don't. Right.

Incredible. The incredible. headphones. So you're just going to keep saying incredible? Bro, they really listen to them. All right, let me hear it. Oh, no, these shit is kind of

incredible, though. I'm trying to tell you ass, man. This is, I can hear me talking to me. This is 85 South show. This shit makes me want to listen to me more. If my conscience talk to me through these headphones, I would do it. Just unplug the shit there.

Just like. Hold on. Hold on. Look, the shit, Bluetooth. You don't have to plug shit in, bro. You do the shit like that. You still here? Hello?

Yeah. Hey, man. It's 85 self show. We just got our incredible headphones, man. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. This is your man Carlos Miller, aka your auntie boyfriend. We are live in the studio with my man, Clayton English. You know what it is.

Sabado Domingo, man. And my home girl. Brady Ward. Hell yeah. We just found her. You ain't got no alias? Y'all just found me. What's your alias?

I can't be nobody but me, baby. That's it. Just Brady. There we go. Yeah, we found her. We know her through somebody that we know somebody. that we know somebody through. Yeah, with that.

What you've been up to, man? Like, look, look, first of all, welcome to the 85 South show. Thank y'all for having me. No, first of all. Give her her background. No, first of all. Get her people her background.

First of all, welcome. You know what I mean? She says she's from Miami. She's say that. I'm from Lauderdale, to be exact. That ain't, good. We don't go grill it. You know, you took your grill out?

It's at home. I knew you had one. You single? Because we got a lot of nigs listening to this show who's going to be one. I am. I'm freshly single.

What happened? Talk about it. Niggas cheat. Niggas cheated on you? Yeah, he did. For real? Hell, a nigga cheated on Beyonce. I don't believe that shit.

Who? Who cheated on Beyonce? He definitely cheated in the beginning. What? Who the fuck cheated on Beyonce? When you got money, it ain't cheating. That's true. You think Jayzy cheated on Beyonce ever?

I don't believe. What do you do? I believe that. Hold on, hold on what you do. Tell the people what you do. Tell the people what you do. I'm a singer songwriter. Who are you and what you do and why you do it?

How you do it? Yes. My name is Brady Ward. This is Brady Ward. She's a singer in a songwriter. Yes, I am. Yes, sir. And I'm just an all-around cool person.

I dress people every day. I love clothing, love fashion. What made you want to come forward with us, though? Are you a fan of the show? I am a fan of you guys. Thank you. Appreciate that. I'm a fan of you guys.

You know everybody. You know we don't pay people. When you say you sing, they don't want you to hit a note, they don't want you to hit a note. You ain't got no note. They always do that. Just hit them with a note. That's the trick to being able to think

If you could just do some shit real quick Then people will believe the fuck at you Just like some just hit some real quick shit Wait a minute, you said you were a songwriter Don't do it I'm just saying if you're a songwriter Then save it No I'm just saying

Because we don't have none of this shit We don't have none of the auto We don't have none of that That's cool but I can say though But I'm good Just hit us with some shit Yeah okay I got you

All right Don't mess up one check trying to show out for the other Check. Yo, be quiet. For real. He's fucking up the vibe. Man, let the energy flow. God damn.

Okay. I need you. I need you bed is a heartbeat. Bade like the air I breathe. I need you bed. I can take this pain. Yeah, she brought it. Okay.

All right. Okay. Can I do. Come on now. Come on now. Can we live with you? She knew she wasn't about to fuck up one check for another. Can we live with you?

Good shit, yeah. Shit. Now, whenever we talk about any song, we're going to need you to sing a snippet of that song. But just enough so we don't get sued. Or you change one word and we can sing it. I'm going to do parody and all the songs. She goes to sing every time.

We brought up a song. That nigga sing is it? He sang the chicken nugget jingle. That's what I'm saying. Bro, speaking of which, hey, happy 4th of July to everybody. Oh, it's the 4th of July. It's the 4th of July, man.

This is the fireworks popping show. This is the cookout episode Cookout Much love to everybody Uncle who on the grill Who on the grill With them sandals on right now Shout out everybody at the cookout

Much love to all the Unties who made their potato salad Hey Shout out to the nigga To keep drinking all the kids drink Hell yeah That fruit punch ain't for you Much love to the uncle

That's DJing out of his truck Just playing all the shit he liked Shout out of one crackhead auntie That'd be there every holiday She don't make nothing but the cornbread Right Who else we got She always won a dollar

Hell yeah Much love to that one cousin that's pregnant She's just sitting there with her shoes off Shout out that dude that flipped the meat with his hand No special Hey man What's some of the shit you like to do on the fourth man On the fourth man

You know what I like to do players holiday for me man You know, drink a little bit Smoke a little bit Drink a little bit Smok a little bit Hit a little bitch Yeah That's what we're young

You know Eat good I want to eat good Take a little to go home plate Brady, you cook? I do. For real? Yes, I could like a down south-south southern girl.

No, you know, like for holidays like this, though, everybody got their one little dish that they do. What's your specialty dish? Stop putting marshmallows on the sweet potatoes. For real, for real. I've been waiting on somebody and say that shit. I don't even know if you bring sweet potatoes, but stop it. You're fucking up some good yams, some good sweet potatoes by fluff.

Who the fuck won't fluff? I don't. I think my favorite part of Fourth of July is the macaroni and cheese. Got to be. Every holiday. It's got to be. If macaroni and cheese ain't there, I'm not coming. I ain't fucking with you.

And notice, she said macaroni and cheese. Not mac and cheese. No. Because mac and cheese is just sauce and noodle. Talk to them, bruck and cheese is crap. White people, yeah, mac and cheese sauce and noodles. No box. You didn't bake that?

You didn't throw no more cheese on top of it. You ain't crumble up some cheese at crackers and put it on top of it and put it in the oven. You didn't do that. Yours ain't finished. Brough, if your macaroni ain't been in. Made your cheese is unfinished macaroni and cheese. If your macaroni and cheese ain't been in the oven, don't even fucking fix me now. If you don't put egg in your macaroni cheese, I don't want it.

Who are you talking to? I don't want to. Who the fuck is you talking to? Don't even put that shit on my plate. He's not going to cook a hose. That's what I'm talking to. And you can use whatever type of macaroni. It don't matter whatever in there. Elbow macaron.

Elbow macaron. You can use spaghetti noodles. If you're out of what to do it. What? Do it. The shit's still going to be good. Just follow the recipe as long as you don't veer off the recipe. Much love to all them cooking.

There's auntie's, with that little elbow fat, the little wing that, oh. If it ain't one of them ladies with that little wing, I ain't want none of that shit. That's how you're able to get a good help and if you were lunch later. Man, I love it. It all come from that little lunch lady flap. Let her give me a scoop. She got a bigger flap than you. Hell yeah, man.

This is the 85 South show. You know what we're doing today, bro? We're showing love to people that show love to us because it's a holiday, my name. We went, July 4th, that's Independence Day? Yeah, bro. What? All right. Will Smith usually drop a movie around this time.

He did, but he's not in it. They made another independent day. What type of shit is that? I don't even want to go see it. It's really not then. If he didn't want to be in it, then you know it's going to be weak. Is Jaden in it? No, they got another somebody being in his film.

Is Willow in it? No. It's no skill. If Jaden Willow or their dad and their mom, not in it. Fuck. Bro, when they movie come out, it's a family. Like when the new Matrix come out and it's just all,

But she's not even Vivica Fox anymore. Nigger, that shit gonna be. She's not even Vivica Fox anymore. I know, but yeah, she's Vivica Fox. She's just happy to be in soccer. I looked at her different. They gave me a job. I'm showing up.

I'm doing the plays for a minute. I do them plays, too, of the check rack. I looked at her different. Ever since 50 cents since she ate his booty. I just, it seemed like all her hard work just went down to training. I forgot all about that. Why? That shit is hard.

Well, we glad you were on the rebound. So look, I said we're showing love the people who show. Joe loved us, man. We got a list of names of people who leave comments and, you know, these are some cool motherfuckers who fuck with us on the regular.

Shout out to High Priest. These are the people who show us love on YouTube. High Priest. Mari the Kid. Yeah. Leah D. Nigger named Turnup.

Nicka name Turnup. Turn, turn, turn up. Timmy, Timmy Turner. King Chamberl. My nigga Joe Muntidini. These are your, oh, okay. Moodidini. Cash Washington.

Hold up, bro. Joe, Joe, or Moudini. That's the nigga, we got everybody fucking shot. We got Moutadini fucking with us. Hey, listen, listen, listen.

Let me speak to Mouser Dini overhead. Listen to me. You want to talk to Moutadini. I want to speak to Moutadine. Let me speak to him. You're not a made man, Charlie. All I want to do is have a conversation

with him. Let me speak to him, huh? Put him on the phone. Let me talk to him. Where's Joe? Huh? We are probably fucking up his last name

It's probably the opposite of the He don't even listen to the shit It's Maltagini you motherfucker Fucking moolies over here Fucking mollies My nigga Cash Washington I'm scared That's his real name

That is his real name Cash with two H's Nick you know how much money You gotta have And his name is Cash H Washington I feel like if your name On any type of social media

Is cash or money You should have bread like that I feel like you should have bread No, just let them aspire. Shout out to my nigger, Cash. Why would you use your nickname and your real last name, though? I don't get that shit. Dre got the juice.

What kind of juice? Nigger, he got the juice! You heard that song? You ain't never heard that song? You need to get out more. No. Nigger, I got the juice. No.

Dre got the juice. My nigga name, Buddy Bex Flexing. Buddy Bex Flexing. Buddy, what? How you said? That shit like a blood round. Yeah, yeah. Nigger, this is Buddy Beck's flexing.

Biggin' back eating balkly, bitch, bookies. Hey, much love to my nigga, simply, Khalil. Callil. Yeah. What's up, Khalil? Nigel, we got somebody named Bernice who listened to the goddamn show. Bernice Silvestra. Hey, Bernice.

What's up, Vicente? Tell everybody we said, what's up at that retirement home, Bernice. We love y'all. We're going to send y'all some of them candy. They don't let you eat no more. the kind of stick together. And what Bernie's hand for lunch? The meatloaf or either

the tequito. Hey, what if a... I don't know what they feed on. Hey, Brady, would you holl at a nigga he told you his name was Drake got the juice? No. You ain't shout out Vicente San Duval?

I did shout out Vicente. You did? Yes, me. He sounds like... He sounds like Argentine. If that nigga can't play soccer real good. Oh, man, he's fucked. I'm telling you, man.

Vicente Santer. all with the ball with the ball. Vicente Sandoval. Go! Another goal for Vicente Sandoval. The best thing to come out.

He either a fucking saga player or Lucha Libre. Man. A nigga wrestler. He'll wrestle with this. He is neither one of them. Hey, what is some shit

that you should not bring to the cookout this year, Brady? Kool-A. I hate Kool-A. What the fuck is? We're going to kick you off this goddamn show. I hate Kool-A.

Man, the white woman and you just said that goof-in- shit. Right. Right. You don't get the fuck off this shit. We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for Kool-Aid.

So she's going to say the opposite of whatever to ask her to do. I want to see you make it to that fucking door. How are you going to walk past all these black faces after you said some goofy and shit? You got to have Kool- What if you run out of sodas? What have you run out of drink? That's what the kids are supposed to drink. I'm not even about to sit

here and listen to this shit. If I see one more of them kids with a caffeine-free coke, I'm whipping y'all. I'm talking about. Kool-Aid was there when shit else was That shit is nasty. You ever had the Kool-Aid? Nick, I've been so hungry. I just drunk a glass of Kool-Aid and just was like, Nick, I'm going to be straight till my mama get here now.

I'm good. Hey, I'm some real shit. The work. Hold on. This going to sound crazy, but niggas who drink Kool-Aid going to know what I'm talking about. It makes you deserve it. Nigget, why the first glass of Kool-A be thick than a motherfucker? Like that first glass, you be like,

Nick, this is the thick-ass. You ain't let it settle. Like, yeah, like, when you come back two days later, it's regular Kool-Aid. But the first couple of glasses is the Kool-lail, baby. Be thick than a motherfucker You put ice in there The ice breaking this shit Like, Kool-Aid to fuck ice up

Like straight right off the roof Well, you gotta put a little hot water To jump at all And get it going to get it going This was gonna let me know What type of nigga you are? Do you shake your Kool-Aid Or do you stir it when you make it?

No man, I'm not cleaning up all that shit And I want to hear my mama mouth So you're a stir Yeah, you got to stir it And I get the spoon going fast You really get the shit You really get just leave Back in the day

And I shake it Then you let the spoon go It just stick You're smart, you'll put that shit in a water bottle so you can shake it. Man, nigger, not only do we drink Kool-Aid, nigga, we used to sell Kool-Aid. Nigger, nigger. Selling Kool-Aid help supplement my free lunch, nigga. You sell the kind with the sugar in it. If that shit wasn't frozen, I ain't on it.

Nine, dime bags of Kool-Aid. The frozen cubs, now. Now, see, now don't try to jump on Kool-Aid now. Fuck out of here. That's the only time I like it. You just see it. Don't bring it to the cookout, but now you want some frozen. I do want to ice cook.

You don't have to bring Kool-A. Because Kool-A-go already fuck. I can be there. Shout out the Kool-Aid. Hey, if anybody who work at Kool-Aid watching this shit, send us some Kool-A. All right, well, don't bring no damn salad. Even if you work at flavor, hey, send us some of that flavor. We'll take that shit.

Wilders, we'll drink all kind of Kool-Aid something to. Hawaiian Punch. Send us some Kool-Aid, nigger. No. Hey, yeah, we'll take it. And break back Purple Sores Rex. Talk to him and the Great Blue Dini. Talk to him.

And Sharkleberry Finn. Talk to these mothers. talk about graposaurus rex did I say that? I said it again. What's some other shit that they don't need to bring to the cookout this year? Oh man, do not. Don't bring your new boo. I'm tired of meeting

motherfucker. No. Stop bringing people around. This family time. I'm tired of you introducing me to strange ass people telling me their life stories. Hey, this is my friend Greg. I don't give no fuck about that. That nigga got two plates full of ribs and they ain't even ate yet. Don't bring

nobody to the cookout that just got out today. related to nobody at that cookout. Don't bring that cousin that just got out that keep hugging everybody. When are you going to come kick you? I'm not. Nigga, you're a terrible person. Never.

You're my cousin and I love you, but stop getting my number and stop goddamn hugging me so much. You know that nigga with that rough-ass hand. The nigga who dab you up and hold your hand. Like, cut your hand rough. It felt like a dog foot. You never shook that man with that dog-foot hand.

That rough-ass dog foot? Is that a paw? Bro, get the damn paw off me. Hey, don't bring them little cheap-ass hot dogs That's made on everything Don't bring them little They fall through the grill

It's about 12 hot dogs Did it slip through crack What the fuck? They be bright red When you pull them out the pack Then you cook them The bitches be pink Come on, bro

That bitch's changed color Them shit is chicken, beef, pork Samo shit And everything else That's what they put in there Hey, stop bringing other people Kids to the cookout They can't nobody say nothing to them

That little nigga They ran through here three times almost knocked the goddamn iPad down. Now you say something to them. Well, don't talk to them like that. I told him to sit the fuck down. Fuck that. You better talk to them like that.

Don't bring that attitude. Tell me who the fuck to talk to whoever I'm talking to. Don't bring none of your bills to the cookout. Because ain't nobody going to help you. We all got bills. Hey, put that goddamn big-ass dog up too. We know it's supposed to be obedient, but fuck all that shit. Let's talk about that shit for a minute.

I don't know why people who got dogs think that you're supposed to come to their house and love their dog like you love. I don't know him. I like dogs I've known. Get the goddamn dog out off the couch with me like that, man. And they, oh, my dog's so good. Oh, he like you. He'll be like this with nobody.

Well, can you get him to fuck off me? I'm uncomfortable. Well, how do he act when he don't like you? Big-ass German Shepherd walked straight up to you, put his nose right in your nuts and get the licking and shit. Well, who he, who he think I am? You're just going to let your dog lick on my zipple? Right.

Is this a girl dog or what? He's just trying to get a feel for you. He's about to suck my dick. That's this dog. Put your goddamn dog up, man. And if you got a dog, don't be offended when we don't want to eat over your house. I know that's right. We know that goddamn dog been all in the kitchen and scratching and shit.

If you got roaches, just don't bring nothing. Right. Bring plates. Look, we know you got roaches and you know you got roaches. So we ain't going to feel no type of way if you show up with some new napkins. It's still in the plastic. Right. Bring some shit that you get up.

Don't bring nothing from home. If you got roaches, all your shit got to be sealed up. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of couples. who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential

informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost. always need to be told.

I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever.

I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quite. And all that stops here.

If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else wanted to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class.

I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moist. job between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast

every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. The I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. It's got a pop when you make it. Come on, man. You pop the top, that's got to be the first. We need to break a seal. And if you do happen to bring some new shit and your shit over there by the regular shit,

don't be telling people what you brought. Right. Nigger, everybody know. Right. No, uh, just let your shit be regular. What else don't they need to bring? Shit, it's a bunch of shit they can stop bringing to the cookout. Don't bring no goddamn macaroni salad. I know that everybody in these interracial relationships

and your girl want to be part of the family, but we don't all like that shit. I like macron salad. You're fucking. You white, though. Here we go. I'm half white. That's all right.

That's the half that be eating that shit. You damn right. You're the type that to show up with that shit. Y'all want to try it? No. Fuck, no. I made some bomb ass posselly Yeah, she showed up with decal

Your auntie To laid the kale out like dressing And then put the shit on top of it I thought it was for display I didn't It was too tough baby We couldn't eat it You should have cooked it

What kind of greens is there They ain't even cook them goddamn green We just set the chicken on it We thought they were little placements For everybody Your grandma in the kitchen Going off on the cooking Now look she's cute and all that

But I'm not gonna eat no raw ass greens Fuck that Nah, hell You better go I'm gonna try to be nice to her But tell her She can take all her little greens back home We don't eat sight greens like that

We cook greens over here, baby And that cold macaron and salad Ain't hitting no shit neither You can take that shit with you The girl came over with a bowl of grass She brought some grass over here, Lord. Bless her heart She had a salad with peppermint

and raisins and shit all in the I said, baby, you can just put that back in the car. We don't eat that bullshit over here. We're Johnson. She doesn't put cashews and almonds out in the salad, baby. I can just hear my auntie going off. I don't know who told her to put the goddamn

cranberries in the salad. That should be good sometimes. Hell no. Oh, man. And stop putting nuts and everything. Shout out the people who got nut allergies. I'm allergic to pecans with all. Stop putting nuts at every fucking thing.

Talk to him, bro. You sound serious? I ain't got an epipin. Damn. I ain't got one. That shit could kill me. Man. Peanut's okay, though.

All right. Shout out to peanuts. Shout out George Washington Carl. Hey, bro, you ever took a girl home for the holidays and your mom ain't fuck with her? Yeah. You ever been there girl? No.

Like, you ever not got a mom? The mom always likes me. Like, you ain't never not got a long with a nigga mom? Because my mama put up a good face. Mama act nice. Check this out. Let's keep it all the way gangster right now. You ever met a nigger mama and she was ugly?

And you was like, oh, I don't know if I could keep fucking with this. Like keep it for real, for real. Like, I'd have been to me, I'd be like, ooh, shit. I ain't going to lie. Who you related to it in this house? Ain't no fucking way. Y'all related? Oh, I can't believe this shit.

I see why your dad didn't live. I wouldn't stay here for this shit neither. That's terrible. No, I just couldn't. I'd be like, man, I'm not about to listen to this. shit coming out this face. I mean, I know I fucked up, but the way you talking to me and the way you look at it right now.

No, I looked at her ass like I'm definitely not having kids with this nigga because my baby might come out looking like this bitch. I don't know. Say his name. No, I ain't going to do it. No, I don't do them like that. You're an asshole. Say his name. I ain't going to do that. You ever met a girl mama? You ain't like a mom. Mom's like me. Just off rip. It don't matter.

That's crazy. It don't matter. You probably put up a big facade. A facade. That's a big word. I ain't never put up a fence for no bitch. I mean, for a mom. A mom, so you would say that in front of a mom? Hell, yeah, he would. Yeah, and she going to eat it up.

I cussed out a crackhead in front of this one girl bubble. I know he stole my debit card. But then I found my debit card, and I was too proud to apologize to him. So I just kept the argument going. He had to change the topic of the argument. But you didn't have to talk back to me like that, motherfucker. My problem is your time. Sometimes meeting the mom be cool, though, man.

Especially around the holidays, man. No, they're going to be out there, man. I remember one time I went on to this chick house for the little holiday. Her mama grabbed my dick in the kitchen. She said, don't tell nobody. Why he didn't hit it? I didn't want to because I felt kind of weird. She had a nice grip on it, too.

How you ever had your dick gripped by an old lady? Like, they know how to grab it. Oh, look at that meat. She found the dick off rip And grabbed it right with you Like, hey, that's how I grabbed my dick No, but this is what it was How you do it from that angle?

Bro, she grabbed my shit so accurately It startled me Like, you know, niggins don't usually get startled I was startled I was like, whoa, what the fuck You put your hands up Yeah He put his hands up

He put his hands up He made a scene Now because the shit she said After words confused I thought that bitch was lying I was like, what the fuck? What type of problem is this? Why is she having a conversation

about your D with her mama. Because that's what y'all do. That's what they do. I'm not telling my mama about how my nigg's D is. It's not going to happen. You're selfish. You're damn right.

That's why your mama be looking at niggins crazy when you bring them over there. You ain't telling you, mama, this is the one with the good dick. Oh, oh, we'll treat them last. You don't know about how your daddy be doing. I have no idea. Yeah, you do. I have no idea. You ain't never heard the noise?

First of all my daddy's fuck with is black women, so it must be popping. What you mean? I get, I don't know what that made. I'm lost as fuck right now. I don't know what the hell. It must be popping because a whole group of people won't fuck with them. They don't want to talk about this shit. I'm just flam.

I'm just flared. Shout out to the cousin at the cookout that don't look like nobody. Who are you? Oh, original face says. This motherfucker always looked like somebody semi-famous. You're like, that motherfucker looks like James Hardin. Who is it? Who is that?

Unfamiliar face says me. Hey, this is the 85 South show This is a podcast For tall niggas who don't play sports They just work at quick trip And shit like that Regular job having tall niggas, man Yeah, give me two cigarlla

Motherfucking right, man This podcast right here is for all the Hispanic Ladies that work at hotels Make bed up real good I know y'all just started listening to the show Welcome to the family and shit This were the people in the hospital And it's they fault

Hell yeah, hey, for some real shit Shout out to my nigger Who'll be listening to to the 85 South show while he in dialysis. I forgot your name. Hey, much love, too. We really appreciate it, man. No, that's what's up.

Hell yeah. Tell him, keep fucking with it. Hey, pinch one of the nurses on the ass and just telling me it was the medicine. I'm drowsy. I'm drowsy. I'm a little drowsy. I got little razzle dazzle. Oh, look, my sugar low.

I need an M&M or something. Yeah, start acting like that little boy, uh, David to the dentist. Like that little boy. Just act, just pinch her ass. I like dolphins and blue rabbits. Just act crazy around that. Motherfugger. Don't do that.

Damn, don't. But I'm just saying, if you want to. They're going to trace it back to that. You got all the excuses in the world. Blame it on the medicine. Blame it on the rain. Hell yeah. Shout out to everybody who got damn unemployed right now.

You're looking for a job, but you don't really want one. But you've got to get one because she's getting real. I understand because we've been there before. You ever been there before? Oh, man, all the time. Yeah, I'm there right now. She ain't never been there. She writes songs for a living.

Right. No, I still have hard times. You do? What's some of your more recent struggle? The last job you had. Don't be embarrassed. This is the 85 South show. Oh, I'm not embarrassed.

Chee, one time we missed two episodes because the nigger phone got cut off. Everybody has struggles. Like that. Sometimes people have most struggles. When I moved, when I moved to Atlanta, I'm mouted Lendon with $500 in a trash bag. I slept on a couch. Why did you have a trash bag?

You could have put $500 in your pocket. You had big hopes and a little bit of money. He came up here with $500 in a trash bag all one. Trash bag wasn't even nearly full. Hold up, my nigga. She had the $500 in the trash bag. The $500 was not in the trash bag. In my mind, it was.

It was all one, and it was in a trash bag. No, my dusty-ass clothes was in the trash bag. You ain't had no clothes in that. I thought you was for the car. What made you move to the letter? You came to focus to music? Hell yeah. That's what's up.

Where are you from again for a lot of there? Yeah. What's the county? Browwood. Yeah, y'all shout it out. That's what y'all do. Broward County, little. Let your Broward County people hear you.

Browwood. There's going to be talking shit. They're going to come in there. There we go. I knew you had another round. You know how many people got them from Broward County listening to the 85. So many people from Broward County listen to the 85. You know a nigga name.

What's that nigga name who be listening to this shit? Oh, you're talking about, which one? The nigga from Broward. Bam. The nigga with the big-ass rim. When we go down and they be like, bro, I got y'all on the weed. Nope. What's that nigga?

Shout out to that nigga. I don't want to say his name because he always got a big ass bag of weed on him. He always, when we go down. I knew he'd be hooked. Shout out to all the Haitian girls and shit, too. Say, Paso. Yeah, all that. Yeah.

Hell yeah. What else they'd be saying? Papa Doc in them. Hell, yeah. You know who I want to give a shout out to that I've been meaning to? I got to give a shout out to all them ladies who wear that expensive-ass weave. I just want you to know that your hard work did not go unnoticed. Thank you.

That expensive-ass weed. How much it costs? What's expensive-ass weed? Nigger weave. What's regular weed? What's expensive wheat and expensive wheat? expensive ass weed. They got some $3

weave that you can get at the gas station behind the counter. Shout out to all the holes that slinging hair like it's dope. Is weave like weed? Like are there different levels? They certainly are there.

They're different grades. There's mid-grade. So what if you want some loud hair? Well, nigga, you better have a loud money. How much is a pack of loud hair? The most money I ever spent on some hair was probably about $800. Damn.

Was it some perp? No. I'm just asking It was Malaysian It was Malaysian So that's the okay You do not have to spend $800 on weed

I did It was a month You take you $200 And get you some dope-ass weave Then you find a nigga you like And give him 120 That nigga is gonna flip that Then take another 60

By y'all a half an ounce of weed Go to the crib Falling in love Bitch you still got $460 left That nigga believe you got money like They like man this bitch

They gave me $120 Just this weekend. I'm fucking with a bawling bit. Like, nigga's so dumb. And you know what? Like, that's what I've been saying, though, though. We're not smart. Ladies, y'all really, like, $400 away from the nigga you really want to have.

Like, if you give the nigga, you fucking whip $400 in cash and they're going to get this shit together. Get you a half a wig. I'm telling you. Just put that shit on halfway through when he's trying to go out like a hat. That's right. God damn it. But if you got it like that, buy that shit. I don't know.

That shit. I still want to know the price. Expensive-ass weave. Do you be paying to get these girls? No, I said that's how much I've spent. But that's expensive ass. That's the most. That's expensive.

Yeah, that's expensive. They got some weight that costs more than that. I'm sure of it. God damn. She was like, mm-hmm. Like she was looking it up on line earlier. She did a bitch got to buy you. Damn.

That's why they'd be running up in the weave spot. They strapped up in there, too. These wigs ain't in the play with. Damn, she don't, yeah. Much love to all the ladies who just said, fuck it, it wasn't natural. Just fuck that shit. Them bitch is probably got 2.3

million dollars. No, but they can do a lot of styles with that. These motherfuckers spending $800 of a whopping. I'm shit. Let me start fucking with the, they probably spending all that on like, shape. I want to invite all the natural hair girls to the party. Along to the cookout. Yeah, to the cookout. Who invited to the cookout? They can all come.

Moka Chanel is invited to the cookout. Moka Chanel. Who is that? That's two stripper. Ain't no way they're going to let her have one stripper take both names. No, but you know what's funny? You get one name. You get one name. What's funny, if she was a stripper, that would be her fucking name, though.

Moka Chanel. Who is Moka Chanel? Chanel for short. Who is Moka Chanel? That bad bitch right over there. Where's she at? Moka Chanel, there we go. Hey, Moka.

There we go. That's Moka Chanel. One L or two L? Okay. She said it like you were supposed to know that shit. I don't take more than one L in my life, and it's only in my name. Hello. Yeah.

Some more shit. Okay. Who else invited to the cookout, man? Amber. Amber. That's, I'm guessing. Let's just say everybody on the couch, right? Yeah, yeah.

Everybody on the couch. Oh, hey, girl, I didn't even see you. See there? She had her tities out last damn shit. For real? Last time she was ill. They big. I missed those shit.

Don't say the cartopolis say the tities out. I want to know what it's like to suck one of them says. This is big. That's the type of questions we need answer. That's who's invited to the cookout. That is the type of questions we need answered on this podcast. That's who's invited to the cookout. Everybody.

it with some decent tits. They don't got to be big. Just decent. Just decent. I want Jocelyn Hernandez to come to the cookout. I do too. Jocelyn?

Yeah, she can come. I do too. Slide through. Yeah. What about Rihanna? She can come. Oh, they can come. She can't come, dude.

Not only can Rihanna come to the cookout, nigga, I'm fixing her plate. I'm going to call dibs. I'm a lick her forehead. Dibbs. That's me. Rihanna, I got three blunts ready for you. All you got to do is pull up.

You can roll a blood on my. my head. I don't give a fuck. Is Amber Rose coming this year? She better. Okay. China got to come. Black China pregnant. China and... No, man. Rob Cardassian ain't going to come eat all that food. Rob, they're going to eat up all that food, man.

Rob, you got to chill out, man. She's pregnant. She can't be around all that barbecue. Your shoes leaning, Rob. Yeah, she can. That bitch was just at the club the other night. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. That's three plates. Rob. Put that back, Rob. Put that back, Rob. That's how you're talking to him from? Rob. Chill out, fam. Your shoes leaning, fam.

That's eating the canned salad. Damn. Bernie Sanders can come. Bernie Sanders is more than well. He didn't come on. He's more than well. We're going to get you fucked up. Nigger.

I know it was tough. You know Bernie Sanders coming. Killer Mike coming. Killer Mike goes to run. Run the jewels can come. Hell, yeah. The whole team. I love Killer Kid from theville, man.

That's my dude. I hate to say this shit, but you know who probably going to stop through. Don't say. Hey, fucking Hillary Clinton. This bitch. where are some niggas at. No, I hate that shit, be. She's going to pull up,

she always show up. She's going to show up and be like, y'all see my little grandbaby? My grandbaby, she got a little black grandbaby on the side of everybody. She always show up, and she always wanted to do

every dance that ever came out to show how cool she is with black people. Go get tossing them out the house and tell them dude who whipping naneh. And she'd be doing it wrong. She'd be out there trying to milly rock on every block. You stop.

You're fucking it up. She's probably going to stop, though. My nigga Jesse Williams coming. Oh, Jesse Williams Jesse Williams gonna be behind the house with all the older cousins

smoking weed And then he's gonna get into an argument with the nigga on the grill Right Obama ass need to come Why you cooking all that pork My nigga is like Bro, did you see Barack Obama on TV

Today that nigga had a fresh ass line up That nigga line up was crispy He's so fine He just not doing the race I'll be his monica What is wrong with you? Listen, he can Lewinsky

all over my dress That's why you hear I see, that's exactly what you say. How did you say it? Say it one more time. Baby! No, say it one more time? He can Lewinsky all over, make her.

Okay. That's why she here. If you ever wondered why she was here, she's thirsty. That's why she was here. I am not thirsty. Shut out to my nigger. I'm thirsty.

I'll be thirsty for him, you're damn right. That's what I just say. Y'all niggas is tripping. That's like I say, if Oprah Winfrey came in here, you wouldn't be thirsty, nigga? No. That is where we differ. I mean, Oprah could get the dick

But I'm not about to be all up in Oprah face like that Hey, Lose Oprah won't I'm coming I'm not about to Jack, get up She told you to tell that to me She said, she said me Tell I'll be out there in a minute She said me? You sure

Oprah probably be slick She wouldn't even want nobody to know you getting the pussy She just go outside, turn the car And sit in the car Hey, hold on a little, come talk to me for a minute Get in the car Oh shit, Mr. Oprah? She just started driving

The car just started driving Nigger. No drive. What? What if you work fucking Oprah, though? She ain't even text you. You just look outside. This a nigga standing next to a limo.

Like, come on. He went on. Hey, Oprah won't that dick, bro. Come on, get in the car. You know what time it is. Yeah, but, hey, but get in the car, bro. Don't make me. Sorry, I had to knock you out last time.

You don't even know he knocked you out. You just wake up at Oprah house. Bro, what the fuck? What a fuck in my pants, bro? What day is? Who else coming to the cookout break? Oh, man. This show going to get canceled.

Man, you know who's going to pull up, man. He said the show going to get canceled. Who else going to pull up, bro? Who going to pull up, bro? Oprah definitely ain't coming now. If she's going to be with a ladder or cease or desist. Nigger, what if Bill Cosby pull up? I'm put my hand over my drink.

I don't know. What else was I was going to? supposed to say at that point, man. Fuck out here. Bill Cosby going to pull up. Uh-huh. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast

where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the

untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private

from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy.

Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost. always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you

get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened.

And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the wife said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money.

Like, I feel the moist. job between my legs when the man sends me money i'm like oh my god it's go time you actually sent it listen to the good mom's bad choices podcast every wednesday on the black effect podcast network the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast what if steve harvey pull up and act like he had the wrong place oh this ain't rich as cook out i'm in the row no that would be dope that would be dope he got to pull up man smoking sick or at least yeah I tell the young niggas pour their pants up. I want Birdman to come to the...

Niggins, we got to. He's going to come through with a big-ass plate of a vegan ribs. He's going to have a big-ass bottle of respect hot sauce. That tastes just like regular ribs here. Put this on everything, Playboy. That's my son. Yeah, the barbecue sauce. He got the barbecue sauce called Respect.

Put some respect on it, play, boy. I put respect on my son's name. Because that's my son. Lil Wayne going to come, but he's going to come. gonna leave when he see Birdman now. Little Wayne gonna drink. He gonna come get it to go plate. Little Wayne gonna drink all the Sprite. He gonna pull it up

in a foe. What all the Sprite's at? We should secretly invite Sierra and Future and see how it turns out. Invite Sierra and Future, but don't tell him. Sierra and Future. Well, Russell go come with them dad jeans on. You know Russell's gonna be there early.

Who you get the Michael Joy and Pan's from, brother? Future that cousin that pull up, but he ain't going to get out the car. He's just going to sit out there in the car. They bring me to real back here, bro. Is Tiger and Kylie going to pull up? They got to. They got to.

They got to. Tiger won a Kardashian baby so bad. It's sad. This nigga is straight trying to compete with China now. I thought Tiger was a Kardashian baby. That's going to be so. That's going to be so funny. I thought he can't.

Anyone? That's so funny when your baby mom won't let you have shit by yourself. So you're saying all the Cardinals? They actually is welcome. They can come. All them can come. Actually, they're going to probably pay for the cookout, believe it or not. Yeah, right now.

She. I don't see that. They're going to get entertainment tonight to pay for the whole shit. You know, we're on the show. The cookout going to be crazy, nigg. Once they get the hold of it, this is going to be a production. Everybody going to have to sign a waving and shit. You seen China cook on our snap?

That bitch is cooking everything at the cookout. I don't know. I don't know. She can't cook a ass on. I can't follow nobody on Snapchat. I don't know how to find. No, but I'm looking for. for the strippers that be naked on that bitch

I'm so sick of seeing regular ass snaps and happy birthdays drinks and shit why y'all bitch is always not you I'm just I'm sorry I'm speaking out of anger but why did the women get on Snapchat and just want to mouth all the words to the rap songs bitch this is not a video

I don't do that you get one lip song I'm tired of this shit why they keep pointing at the kid why they act like they're swiping down what is that move every song they sing who is this for well they do that swipe down

swipe down swipe your finger down That's how you know they know they're cute. They don't never know the words. They don't never know the words. They sure don't. I don't know. You look so dumb right now. This is fuck out of here.

If I go on your social media. Yeah, snap it right now. There she go. If I go on your social media and I see any pictures with the dog filter, I don't even want to fuck with you no more. I can't do it. Man, they put the dog filter on the lady in the coffin. Why y'all like the dog?

They put the dog filter on the lady in the coffin. They did it to somebody, grandma. You stop. I am not lying. Check your memes, man. I'm not playing. They had the dog face on. I'm tired of this shit.

Fucked up. Why y'all like the dog face so much but don't like dog-ass niggas. We out here. And why ain't a bunch of dudes posting pictures with the cat face? I do not know. This nigga got ears in.

Scratch the screen. Stop that shit, man. That's what it does. I tried it. It don't work. It do not work. It don't make you look manly. This is the 85 South Show

This is a podcast for niggas Who still charges If ain't nobody phone plugged in to it Who charges this, bro? Is you? All day Ain't nobody Cause you're charging around me

It's a rap Because I had mine with me This for people who never stay at their own house So they charge afraid And could start a fire at any minute Stop that shit, motherfucker Where the wires is actually showing Because you always roll it up

Exactly, It took a lot of explaining Motherfucking How are you liking this 85 South show? I like it. I feel at home. We know you like it. You still here.

You just look like it. If you didn't like it, you know who she looked like, bro? Who I look like? She just looked like the dope man girlfriend. Like, you just date the nigga who sell the real dope. No, I don't. You don't fuck with drugs. I don't know.

I don't date dope dealers. Why not? That's good. I'm scared. Because she don't want to lay that. You're going to lay down. You're going to do the time for me. You ever thought about selling drugs?

Sorry, boo. Yeah, I lied to you, but don't you lie to me. This little Kodak, the Fundez kid, boy, who hot is me? That's poetry, my nigga. If I did, if I did date a trap nigger, and he went in, I was, I would hold him down. I spoke broccoli. I'm sorry, I could not finish it. I couldn't not finish it.

What you say? I said if I dated a trap nigga, I would hold him down. I don't believe that. So you would go to jail for him? I didn't say that. Oh, here we go. No, that's a problem. Well, that's holding me down.

You'd hold down these pounds. No. I ain't going to jail for no guy. That's out. Remember Chris? I'm not going to jail. Take me down. That's fine.

Hold these pounds. No. Yeah. I hide it. Hold these pounds. No. Hold them. I ain't saying just stand out on the corner.

I'm good. Put them in the house. Tuck them somewhere and make sure they hear when I come back. What's so hard to understand? Okay, that's different. But I'm not going to jail for you, bro. Okay. Well, if they're in there, that's yours.

What do you think I'm going to come down there and say, hey, look, I'm sorry. It was a little mix-up. I told, we both go to jail, so you might as well stay in there and let me. Excuse me, officer. Wait a minute. You made a mistake. You like my girlfriend up. That was my drugs, sir.

I don't even know him. Who is he? Hey, look at the TV. That shit's a vaginal. Did you get that? Yeah, it was vaginal evidence. I don't know why forensic files is on. Bro, that shit dope.

Because we're on some intellectual shit here at the 85 South show. On forensic files, you learn there is semen on everything. This podcast is for niggas who... Everything got semen on. This podcast for niggers who study and to get their GED right now. You got a staget That deserves a hand clap Can't you just get it

It's for the niggas who about to go get They G GED And they get a spinning diploma Motherfucking right, man For all my niggas who about to enroll In Barber College, man Starring Nova Just cut hair

Get good Get good Right Yeah But that's who this shit is for though Man I don't know if you know that shit But whatever

I'm about to get the fuck out of it Who else is it for? Who else is it for? Yeah Who else is it for? Yeah This is for the people at the cookout that. Come to the cookout.

That ain't bring shit. The auntie to grab your dick. Let's talk about this shit. Give it up for the auntie to grab your dick. Bro, you're going to have to stop bringing that shit up. Because when you say that shit, people think that mean like my real auntie, like my mom. I said the auntie. I didn't say your auntie.

No. It wasn't my real auntie. Now, you just, why do you stop talking? It was this lady that my uncle was fucking. I know. My uncle was fucking this lady. He made at the little. Where on the dog did she touch you?

In the middle part. She touched me in my middle part. It was a hate though. Let's go through the therapy. I knew she was a different type of lady because she used to drink her bed through a straw. Why? I don't know.

He met her at the liquor stuff. Why would you even be around her? I don't know what. I was a child then when she. Well, wait, so she molested you? No, she just told me how to be a man. She did. So really we should be thanking her right now.

I mean, shit. She made this nigga get a job. Oh, shit. Hey, shut out to Backwoods, just for keeping it so motherfucking real, man. Backwood? Backwood. They're going to send her something? They did.

I meant to bring something for y'all, but I just been smoking. It's a way too harsh for me, man. Yeah, I'm good. Every time you roll it, they look like anybody needs some backwoods, let me know. Shout out the backwoods, but keeping it all the way real. Them sheds look like a little voodoo stick when you rode. They sent me some limited edition backwoods. What was so limited edition about them?

You're not supposed to smoke them now. These motherfuckers, I got some, I don't even know if I'm supposed to have them. These are called the Masters Reserves. I ain't smoking no more. I don't know which masters they were. I think it was a slave owners, but it's too many slave owners and blood raps. That shit fucked up. You saw this shit with the Jack Danes?

They just found out that the slave had. the recipe for the Jack Danes. Shout out to all the real niggas who Ben had the recipe. His name was nearest green. Shout out to him. I wonder if the nigga related to Nav Green. We're going to ask Nav if the- He looked just like Nav. I saw a picture.

If Nav had a big mustache. They said Hennessy been out since like 1863. So that let me know that slaves drunk Hennessy, too. Hell you. Hell yeah, nigga, that. I don't think they do. I don't think they, I think they was drinking whatever my man was making before. They were thinking that Jack Daniels before

with Jack Daniels. Hey, keep fucking with the 85s out. If you thought the 4th of July show was crazy, wait till we do the Black History Month show when we actually have to tell you about all the niggins who invented shit that got forgotten about. I was on there the last time.

That's a whole other year away. Nigel, when my granddad- You want to drop some black history now? Never hurt. Jesse Williams started. If y'all say a black history fact every fucking day, you ain't black right now for real. I'm going to give y'all a black history fact

straight from my granddad. My granddad said they've been smoking. He's smoking blunt since the 50s. Yeah, I believe. I did not know that shit. I believe it. They smoked out of doobies, though. No, he said that they were smoking blunts.

What you think Scooby-Doo was about? Scooby-Duby-Doo. You see how what you said? Where are you? I got something to do now. I'm trying to buy this weed, so I got to go in here to work. How did you put all that together?

Come on, brother. Look, you got to look beyond. Is that a black history effect? She said dubies, I just felt like any facts. Yeah, at least one black. Yeah, Scooby-Doo had Hall of Gold Trotters on there. Man, you travel a lot. Where have you been recently to have some good-ass week?

Connecticut was all right? Shout out to the plug. Nigga, I just came back. Where you come back from? I just came back from Texas, and that week was so motherfucking good. It put me to sleep. It was good. That's good.

Because I got some bullshit in Texas. I got a pound for $50 in Texas. Get the fuck out of here. It was a Mexican dude, and it was the size of a little. wallet it was 50 50 yeah a pound did you pay for it in pesos man I just gave I gave some de blooms I had a little leftover pirate treasure you know I'd be out here pillaging this shit you know I'm I ain't no motherfucker I ain't I ain't you fuck all that I'd be state to state O T like motherfuckers you I pay I bought some weed hey look I remember I sold that

dude he thought I had two pounds it was rabbit food the fuck I learned that from little booze what yeah I'm the only nigger Jack with out of the gap. Talk to him. Talk to him. Daughter had a block, but it was melted candle wet. Shut the fuck out of here. This nigger got trapped tails and everything. Come on, man. What's you talking about? How was

your 4th of July, man? From the future. Bro, you brought that shit to the show talking to the motherfuckers from the future. I mean, we be in the, I mean, what is going on today? It's only so much future that you can listen to before you start to be in the future. This is what I want

y'all to do. Tell niggas how to turn up right now. at the cookout. Say the cookout, then dad down a little bit. How can you bring the cookout back? Get the ox cord from whoever fucked it up. Definitely. Who ever played their two hours of flowetry. Need to sit their ass down somewhere. Ooh. I like flourage, but

not for no two hours. You all got to take shots. Everybody got to take shots. You're going to get fucked up with your granny. You damn right. Bring a substance. If you know y'all get to it. If you know y'all drink, don't show up without no drink. If you know y'all smoke, show up with smoke. And you know what? You know what's

not acceptable? What? Just showing up with blunts. Right. Come on. That's not equal to the weed. Hey, I got blunts. I don't give a fuck.

Come on, speak to him. I got weed. I'm going to go to the store and get my own blunts and smoke my win. Now, what you're going to do? Speak to him. Fuck out of here. Like, that's the missing key. Don't come and smoke and then try to get you to go play to leave.

Nah, nigger. Damn. Sit, chill. Yeah, be uncomfortable. We know you socially awkward. Sit your little weird ass down. Sit the fuck down. Be weird.

Get roasted on by whoever at the pig. Nick, I get a little paranoid when I'm high. Well, sit your dumb ass down. Right quick. That's what it is. That's how you bring the cookout back. Yeah, man. Stop trying to leave.

Stop trying to deal. What would you play, though? Like, once you got the off school, what would you play? Some twerk music. I want to see my auntie twerk. Everybody don't need to twerk, man. Yes, that is hilarious. I'm going to take my shit old school.

I'm going to have a whole family with. I'm not playing that. You're going to just Frank a Beverly? Yes, you got to. Was that Franklin Beverly? I think it was. I'm going to bring the shit right back with two little words, nigga. What?

Dee, dee, that's it. That's when they hear that shit. Niggas gonna be like, oh shit, nigga. Electric slide time. I'm talking about that. That's when your grandma get from behind the walker and your granddad getting up out the wheelchair. Nick, that's the electric slide.

Yeah. It's over with. And that song like 12 minutes long, nigga. All them songs are old They all on They try to say songs Don't be saying nothing Now listen to them old songs

What's that one's joint Get down on it Right Get down on it Get down on it Get down on it Get down on it Get down on it

Get down on it Get down on it Those all the words If you want to I'm gonna play some Betty Wright Because I want to hit some old stories You want to hear some nasty songs I want to hit some old stories

Make your grandma turn it I had to get grown to figure out that these old songs was nasty as hell. The clean-up woman ain't about cleaning up. That's about stealing niggins' boyfriend. First of all, she was 14 when she sang this boyfriend. Who the fuck knew that? Fast-ass. That was her original name.

They had to say, look, we've got to dial it back a little bit. Betty Fast-Az-Rite. That's my God mama, though, don't do that. But Betty Right is anybody. That is going on her. Hey, man, you're going to stop coming on this show. All y'all out there, put that on a Wikipedia. You don't stop coming on this bitch and disrespecting legends, man.

She's a legend, okay? I didn't say she wasn't. You want to talk about, oh, well, you're not going to shout out Marvin's seats? He coming. The candy liquor. He coming to the good. Jody. Mr. Jody will be at the cookout.

He said, Jody will lick you up. Hey, Jody will lick you down. Nigger, stop. Turn around. These niggins go and lick you all around. He was eating the booty way before it was acceptable. Nigger, come on, bro. Talk to him.

Way before it was accepted. Talk to him, he said he won't be the candy-licking. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh. Uh-uh. That's the whole song. Candy-lick. Would you do it?

What? Eat the booty? No. Eat the, well, what? Man, I'm trying to stay healthy. I'm trying to live healthy. I'm trying to cut back on pork. You think I'm going to pick up on ass.

I was just thinking that same shit. You better eat these grocery boys. I'm eating turkey bacon in the border. The baby egg whites. It's good for you. I was thinking the same shit. Like, I don't even really eat chicken like that no more.

Look, if you ain't eating the groceries, I ain't fucking with you. Well, you're gonna be lonely. No, I'm not. Why would you want that? I ain't eating no. Why didn't even got badees over here like that?

Hell no. That's the only way you can love me? Shit, no. Is it your birthday or something? It's my birthday every day. You just want your ass, ain't just on a tooth? Have you ate your ass? No.

How would I eat my own ass? Stick a finger up there at each ass. See if your ass is eatable. What do you don't have me? What do you think about it? What do you think about a nigga after here? First of all, if you're a bitch that went to taste your own shit, then you dirty. Why would you even like that out with a nigga?

I think she meant pussy. I'm talking about, I'm talking about actual shit. Okay, okay. Just say that. Okay, because that was real. Are you talking about? It came out wrong. Yeah, that shit ain't going to never sound like.

God damn. That shit made, my legs hurt. What you was about to ask me? Nothing? I ain't have a shit to ask you after that. The nasty level. You look nasty. I didn't know.

The meter go to 10, but she turned that bitch to her left. She up that way. No, we can't sit here and flex. Much love to all the niggas who ate ass and not a bitch young. He ain't talking to you, so you don't know if you did it right or right. Why did you do it? Right.

Like, it's some niggas. You should be left with that dilemma. In between you right now. Like, man, it's bit off more than you could choose. Right. Like, man, I've been, I didn't ate her ass. She ain't texting back fast like she was. Like. Because this shit was way.

I don't know. How you be in that? Because, see, I was just in there. Like, you know, this, yeah, dude. You got, you ask, bro, how long was you eating at? Nick, I ate that at about 22 minutes? Oh, nigger. You know you're supposed to eat no ass, no 22 minutes.

Look at that niggins shaking his head, bro. For real, you for real shit. You know you can't eat ass no longer than eight minutes. You're fucking gross. Eight minute maximum. It shouldn't be like an all-day thing. Like, it's the in and out. I tried to blow on it like a truck.

You down there, now you back somewhere else. Whatever a nigga don't. What if the niggie don't eat their hands? Hey, look, you see how I do it, but they ain't going to be it. I just stopped by the booty. You saw that? Like I would eat it, but I ain't going to eat it. I could have ate it.

You saw I could have ate it, could have ate it, but I ain't eaten it. I could have ate it. I plan with it. You got to be quicker than that. You got to be quicker than that. Oh, almost got it. Oh, shit. Stop by the booty real quick.

Then back to the pussy. I got to go to the house. Hello. Said hello to the pussy hole. We're around by the booty. hung out at the booty for about three licks got on up out of it put my coat on in left

I ain't even get out of the car I just made a loop went around the car to say he made a loop that's too good that's too fucking horrible you all right how's your booty I'm good

it's great it's great y'all stupid I'm not messing with y'all I can't wave a flat to come back. He's going to make her poor her ponytail. First of all, I don't even wear my hair like this on a regular. You do kind of got your gender from the block on today.

This is regular. I took my weave out. For real? Yes. It's okay. And I washed it. As you should. Hung that shit back up.

You would have came in and that weave smelled like a bunch of pennies. It would have been a problem. You would have tried the rose. No. And I would have had to get you together. We wouldn't have tried. You're going to get them together. We would have succeeded.

You can't be Tell them who this podcast is For people with synthetic hair Who don't want to do And then that shit getting our eye And we got to go to the emergency room Because we almost go blind Right

Because I don't know what that shit made out of But it feels like it's dipped in bleach Shit got in my eye Fuck my shit up Yeah Shout out to all the strong Independent women out here That's struggling like a motherfucker

I clap for my own stuff That's all right Quit being so me. Independence Day. I don't need no barbecue. Oh, shit. Man, this has been a dope-ass holiday.

I'm glad y'all stop through the cookout, man. You got anybody you want to say hello to or give any shout-outs or wish well or stun on any bitches who thought you wasn't going to make it? Hold on that one. Do you have any bitches who doubted you? Oh, hell yeah.

Say that bitch name. I ain't going to do that. Why would I give them fame or popularity? for hating. I'm not even going to do it. I just cuss the nigga out while we were sitting here, okay? Do real? Do a text? You're so professional? How many emojis you put in your cuss out? A whole lot?

Because I don't take nobody's emojis serious and a cuss out. Listen, any nigga call theyself, Wonder Man need to kill their self, okay? You're not a one here. Wonder Man? So not everybody who they're going to know. They're going to know that she's been fucking with Wonder Man. Nah, never happened. Oh, okay. That's just one.

Who Wonder Man? Exactly. A nobody. It's not even real. I know it's a Wonder Woman. Is that a Wonder Man? This nigga Mike. Hey, it's me, Wonder Man. He got on the same shit. Wonder Woman got on.

Man, get the fuck out of here. Hey, Wonder Man. That's Clayton English saying that shit. I respect you. I don't know what you got. Who is Wonder Man? I'm just asking. Hey, look, don't pull up on me.

That's a question of the day. He's going to blow up on you. Yeah, bitch. That nigga said my name on the podcast. Hey, yeah. Who think I ain't Wonder Man? It's time to go and drop to have him on these fuck, nigga, man.

My name out here. Nah, he's African. It's going. It's going to go more like, ah, baby, why you put me on blast? Why you do that? See, people wonder these, wonder that? Wonder these? No wonder.

I wonder, man. You wonder what you wonder, man. Fuck her. Okay? What you're not going to do is. Wander this, wonder that. What you're not going to do is, you don't wonder, man. You're not going to get on this show and disrespect African people.

That's what you're not going to do, first of all. We're not disrespecting them. I love my African people. That's right. For real, they know. I don't work with my Africans, but in Nigeria, they know how they say. We got like, nine, nigg. One of niggas from Tanzania who listened to this show.

Man, Tanzania, they'll snap on your ass too. We got 31 niggas from Somalia that listen to the show religiously. Man, I got a partner out there in Zambia, who got the hyena puppies for the low. I got two. If you ever wanted to get you a spotted laughing hyena, you know. I got two light-skinned chicks with dark-skinned elbows that live in Cape Town. They listen to every episode, bro. man well you know i know a librarian girl

i know seven kings they live in new york you know seven kings they live in new york but they're king they're from they can you tell me i thought you said bro this show this 85 south show connected all over the motherfucking place y'all international you know we've been around the world man

that's when i'm being every episode i just try to get people to understand what we're doing over here people used to watch us on hell date in africa we over here shout that out remember we was over there that's why that's why i said that's why that's how I got the 10 people from Well, you should have MO by now Yeah, I don't know how old they are

Well, they might not got the internet stage I'm personally sending an invite to all the Africans to come to the cookout I don't know if all of them Yeah, that's a lot of Brancy Sueya, nigga I'm home Some suya

What's that? And you're saying it wrong How you say it? I don't even know what it is But I know yo Brant some foo food What is it again? Are y'all beefing because y'all

too different kind of like skin? I guess so. But, like, I don't understand. I've been like, God, damn, they just don't agree about shit. Nothing. Look, all I know is, all I know is, all I know is, I came in here and it's something about it. What happened, bro? It might be one half of her that just feels the need to be better than everybody.

Oh, you got to acknowledge the privilege, but. I don't know if it's just, you got to be like, I have to be, I don't know, I don't know. No, I'm totally not like that, though. Russell Westbrook me. How? She's trying to be an alpha light skin. That's what it is And she keep going to the hoop

I feel the tension It's real And y'all got in the middle I don't have attention It's not real It's real He was real nice That shit thick

I was I think I was I know Y'all fake and love This fake love shit is gross We keep it all the way real She was at the thing That's right

Yes Yeah that's what I'm talking about Yeah We know each other We know each other way back Already All ready Hey you ever

You ever got into it With a motherfucker That you rolled with But you just had to play it Cool till you got Close to your house Hell no, I got Uber, nigga. Oh, those days are over with.

Fuck that bitch. Yeah, but what if that, what? You don't know how long it might take the Uber. Right. Hey, the Uber ever been going the opposite way that you are? Hey! They should just have a little, like, walkie-talkie feature. Hey, you fucking up, bro.

Turn that stupid shit around, man. Hey, this one scared the fuck out of me. You're just scared the fuck out of me the other day. I'm sitting there fucking with my phone on a GPS, right? This shit said I was one minute away from myself if I was. walked. Shout out to all the bitches that go to Miami for Memorial Day

weekend and order Uber, but they always cancel it out at the end and say they had a bad trip so they get a refund. I did not. Oh, that's all you got to do. I did not know. Listen, and they were refund every motherfucking trip. I've been real too frivolous with my five stars. But check this out.

I did not know that there was so many fine-ass pro bitches. Like, they'd be real fine and be real fun. It's the epidemic. Like when the holidays They go to Miami and shit Be 11 deep in the hotel One bitch slept in the sink Yeah

I saw one girl Damn this bitch in the sink Sleep One girl went down there Leaning up on the mirror Just knocked down I was like this bitch In the sink

Sleep licking One girl She was sleeping in the closet On a hanger They had a bunch of bitches This bitch shit So I'm gonna self up on her hanger Man

Maybe she didn't want to get wringling She was in a little clothes bag She zipped it up about halfway, knocked out. Two bitches in the tub. Come on, man. Bitches. Bitches sleeping like Willie Walker. They're sleeping in shifts and shit.

Wake up, bitch. My turn to go to sleep. We love them, though. I don't give a shit. Oh, man. I'm still fuck with them? Hell yeah. No, y'all shouldn't be doing that.

Don't go that deep nowhere. I'm telling you, though. You got to. Like, if you're successful and you got a few dollars, you got to fuck with people who don't. have shit. I mean, 11 people's statistics are like 1 in 10, so yeah. Listen, if all 11

of y'all fit and they got down on, you y'all go die. One of y'all go kill the other one. Somebody's sick, don't need to go. Shut the fuck. 10 people? One of y'all, that's too many people. That's too many people, man. Five people. The numbers start trailing off.

Hey, everybody all right? We're good. 10 people. Everybody okay? Hell no. I can't find my key. I don't think I'm going to make it. What time we leave me? I got to run to the house real quick. All the type of shit is still happening. All right, man.

Y'all ready to get the fuck out of here. This shit has been crazy, man. This has been a dope-ass holiday. We recorded this podcast in the future and we brought it to you live from July the 4th, 2017. And that's possible now. This shit is recorded from 2017,

so you can listen to this shit for two years straight. If you want to know how to few, you want to know who the president is? Talk to him. they fucked it all the way up they fucked it all the way up it's just us baby it's speaking out for yourself since we're keeping it all the way real we ain't even supposed to be here we working off the honor system just we trust everybody to keep doing what the fuck they're doing shit fucked up right now it might be raining you probably

sitting at the crib mad with a whole bunch of food in the fridge of mind you can still change this that's right you're still you know it's up in the hell you just right because we came back when all that we're going to do the same shit but you could do something different. We would tell you how we got to the future, but then you'll be worried about my motherfucking business. Then y'all be trying to show up and send me take it. Oh, you go to the future. You don't fuck with nobody no more. Really? Really?

Bitch, you ain't even here. What are you talking about? How did you get this number? Damn. Damn, so you and Clayton just go to the future. Don't say shit, huh? That's that wild and out, shit, huh? Hey, man, next time you go to go to the future, take me rich. You know you're going to hide that one bitch. I ain't going to touch nothing.

You're going to have that one bitch. Like, and you brought that light-skinned bitch with you? Hey, bro, on some real shit, though, bro. What the future hole would be talking about? That's me right. And those holes in the future, they said anything about me. They ain't know what about the shit I did? Because I've been doing a little bit of shit, so I figured in the future, they're going to have to start.

Hey, bro, am I still alive next week? That what's up, bro? That what's up, bro. Did you see me? For real? Hell yeah, bro. I ain't see you, but I looked at your Instagram. Oh, nigger what I was playing, nigga.

How many likes out again? Oh, you was out. Oh, the future lit. Might have got longer. Hey, man, when you go to the future, tell me. I said, what's look. Hey, man, just see if I'm healthy or not, my name. What's your future looking like, Brady?

Bright. It's bright. Hell yeah. Like, why? What's you doing? Because that's what they tell you. Like, that's what I'm saying. To have a bright future.

What's your doing in the future? What I'm doing in the future? We're in the future right now. We're in the future right now. So what you're doing in the future? What you want to tell you in the past? You're not lit. What I want to tell me in the past is,

bitch, do not come here next time without a hell do. Who? Me? Oh, you know, shit's great? Yeah, that's good. I thought you had a hat on. Don't be taking us serious. Shit like a cool last hat.

I thought this little hat with the fuzz and shit on all. I like that. I didn't know. I didn't say that. I thought it was a buzz. No. My bad. I like that shit.

You keep that. That's your 85 self show has that. Oh, no. Yeah, if you come in here with anything different. Don't be trying to be cute. Don't be trying to be cute. We're not going to know you no more. We're going to have super brand new.

Who the fuck is you? Who is this? Reintroduce yourself. Right. You need to look like you. We saw washed her hair. Right. You need to look like you every time you come to this motherfucker.

Like, who is this? All right. So that's it. You don't got shit else from the future? No, I'm done. See why I'm told you, man. She ain't work fucking with. She's in the future up here just not doing shit.

So now I'm not worth fucking with it. You're in the future. Damn. You're doing the same shit you were doing in the future. past. I ain't doing too much. Why the fuck you in the picture? You shouldn't you should have stayed in the fucking past. We in the past doing future rich and shit.

You doing past shit. That's lame as fuck. In the past I was getting money in the future. I'm getting money. Man, that's so lame. Just the future. Money ain't even shit. It don't matter no more. We pay for shit with pickles. Man. Everything is pickles.

It's the honor system. These niggins know it's coming right back. Fuck on with you. Right. I know who I'm not bringing to the future again. You are so shady. No, this shit didn't really work out like I thought it was. Like, damn. No, she's cool, but she mad past tense.

Yeah. She passed tense. Now, I can see if you was present tense in the future. Did you see what we did? And you didn't even tell you we was in the future until we was about to leave. And now you didn't. I'm just chill. It didn't fuck their head up.

I know start bleeding. These niggas. It's too much for. Everybody can't take time travel. Right. It's not for everyone. I ain't never really been around no futuristic niggas. When later on, when they in the car shit, look, look.

All the homegirls are going to be like, what the futuristic niggas was on? I don't really, I don't really, like, want to disturb what you guys doing, but, like, could you take me back to the past? No. Yes, because y'all corny. Look, she'd be worried about shit. She ain't got to worry about. Look, can you take me back to the past? It's getting late, and I ain't really trying to.

And look, you have to. We don't know what you're tripping about. We already fucked two weekends ago. Like, what? Oh, for real. Okay, well, I'm straight. We ain't fucked two weeks ago. You already said you don't eat booty.

I don't. I would not. I don't. I can't. I can't. But in two weeks, you're going to realize the value of not eating. You can't eat her booty. You'll see all the details.

Like, no, I can't eat your booty. I can't eat your booty. The hair growing back. I can't. I can't. It's prickly. It's prickly. It's prickly.

It's pretty. The hair growing back. I can't do it. I'm sorry. I catch you later. You say no. The hairy ass is juicy J.K. Yeah, just stop right by the booty.

Made the loop. on back. Woo-wop-de-bell. Came back around. Yeah, man. Went down there by the boot on the whoop-de-woo. All right, man. This shit is crazy.

Oh. Did y'all enjoy you so? Yeah, y'all awesome, man. Shout out to these headphones for a more time. Thank you for coming. You had a great energy. We need to you. We're going to leave it. We need a little estrogen.

We do. Cool. We're going to ask the audience should we have you back. They're going to be like, hell no, that bitch was boring. I can't wait. I'm like, no, fuck her. She's waiting. You know what I mean?

She thinks she cute and shit Y'all don't need that That's something for the food So you say As a comment prediction Yes Comment prediction What you got a comment prediction

For yourself That bitch was boring Don't bring her back Mm-mm I did not even pop in like that How many followers you got It's regular How many?

Only like nine Okay Nine followers Nine thousand Oh You know what that means I got nine I got literally

nine people following me Y'all need to follow me more off, and I don't know what it is. If I keep posting that I'm out of town, I'm sorry, you don't never go away. What I do have is a lot of fake pages, though. You got fake pages? We find one almost every day. No, people, people catfish other people

with my pictures. What's the picture they use the most? What's the pose that you do? Hey, you know, I want you to tell it. Explain to the people out there, the pose that you're doing of the picture that they use the most for catfishing. Are you on a sink? Am I on a sink? No, I'm standing next to a bed. Oh, okay. I was going to ask, is it bathroom or bed room?

Some motherfuckers love you too much on. Yeah. They'd be like, hey, man, post a picture. I ain't seen you in a minute. Yesterday I was Brady too lit. Now today, I'm just Brady. It's real life. Very real.

Oh, that's crazy. So people try to be you by being you. The fake page got more followers than you? It's up. No, the same page has more followers. That's a motherfucker better at being you than you are. Yeah. You need to let him.

It's a gay dude. He'd be like, bitch. Let's work together. We're the same person, baby. Hey, it's a gay dude like, bitch. Give me your life. You don't know what to do with it. The fake person got a whole sound cloud.

I'm about to show you how to slay your own life, bitch. Give me your life. Hold on. Let me show you something right. He wasn't going to post some shit. He can steal. Yes, bitch. Give me all them pictures.

Let me tell you. I post a picture. Eat a little DMs on your shit talk about. I see you try to take my style. You can taste it, but don't take it. The fake page leaving comments like, like, I would never wear no shit like this. If you think this is me, you're a goddamn fool. Oh, horrible.

Oh, shit. Got out of them fake pages one more more than time. Hey, them fake pages out here coming up. They're going to steal your shit and sell it back. Hey, man. Nick, I'd be like, hell no. Whoever came up with the names, though, it was real creative. Speaking of which, I just got my Instagram verified, so you know what that means.

Oh, I got one too. Send some tithes to my inbox. I need some verified tithes. Don't send me no regular ones. Send me a check. Verified titties. God damn it. I like the red checked, but I need another check.

Some more tities with a check. How did tities get verified? They have nipples. I verify them. Send them to me so I can verify them. You don't know their tities unless you see the nipples. There you go. They could be anything.

Bro, you want to the real-ish-knits pushed together. You don't know until you see the nipple. Are you a fucking genius? Remember when Lil Boozy said, I'm the nipples on the titty? She's saying he's the most important part. He changed everything. He did say that. Yeah.

That changed the whole landscape. I'm the nipples on the titty. Bro, when that nigga, when he said that shit, it gave me a, like, a vision. I never thought to be the nipples on the titty. What part of the city did you want to be? I just thought I was going to be the whole titty. You wanted to be the whole kid.

I was going to be the whole goddamn tip. This motherfucker got scarper face ambitious. Right. The whole titty, chico. And then when moosey broke that down, I was like, the nipples. What kind of nipples you liked, though? I liked them PlayStation Knob nipples, the big ones.

Hit stick nipples. Hit stick nipples Yeah Play 2K on them titty Yeah Light of dark Yeah Really I'm not too choos

You need a little differentiation In color I don't need them to be the same size Because then I'm not sure they tities When you come to tithes Just have two of them Like I can work Are you a titty or ass man

I'm a vagina man Right I don't give a fuck if you You know just has like a vagina Yeah No because if I Like what? Who the fuck said you had to pick?

Like, I know bitches with big asses and big titties. Like, can I like them? I like both of this shit. Like, it can be all there together. Yeah, who is that dude that's like... Ass of tithes. I don't like those. Her ass too big.

I don't know some things that'll be like... No, I don't like titty. I don't like titty. Who is that guy? I don't know. I don't associate with them type of niggas. I don't. Who is he out there?

If you're out there, the dude that don't like tities, let us know. What is your little? life like. I hang with a lot of real niggas. What do you do for a living? You'll see them bring around a whole lot of variations

of women. So don't never count nobody out. You don't never know. Somebody like that shit. Yeah. That's why you should really be yourself.

All the shit you're insecure about somebody looking for that shit right now. I don't like these big ass lips. It's a nigga walk around and what that girl with the big ass lips. Right.

Like whatever it is that make you uncomfortable. I hate the eloges. It's the motherfucker out there. We're about to get out. We're going to, we ending on a positive note. That's why we were telling people to be their self

Even if you fucked up Uplifting Somebody like that shit Hell yeah We're out of here That's it That's all the positive I gotta go man

I gotta get back to the past man I fucked up What you forgot to do No I'm just saying I fucked up in the future Like For real my throat hurt I don't know what the fuck happened

But I think you got The Zika marriage You gotta go back to When you ain't had a shit I need to go back And not do something I did The future was tight

This shit was everything I thought it was gonna be She kind of look like the past a little bit, but it's a little bit different. Yeah. Yeah. So, it looked newer. Any closing for you, Brady? I'm just glad y'all. Every time we close the show, I always

stack the paper up. They were like, what? Like, Nick, this is not, yes, he is. He ain't read. There's some comments that I, people are. People are like, what the fuck is on that paper? Y'all be writing shit. Never show her. Never show them. They'd be like, y'all be writing shit and shit, bro. This is just, this is just shit. This ain't got shit to do with you. Right. You totally gave me

a pen. Like, I was going to take notes. This is a sticker. If you read the line, It's really just a bunch of bullshit. Like, fuck Donald Trump. It's some lyrics. Nick, you didn't even follow this. I know. It's some outcast lyrics on this bitch.

This one right here says Jeezy, one of the greatest rappers ever. Who said that? My nigga, Tachstone, said, Spider-Man, I mean, Tupac could have been Spider-Man. I believe that shit. Shout out to the tax season. I was checking that shit out. Spider-Man LaFleau. Spider-Shout to the real.

We've been giving Gucci shots out every week since he got home, and this week is no different. Shout out to the real Gucci and the clone. Both of them. I can't wait till they fight each other Shut out to Lil Busy A.k. You know you gotta fight the evil you?

Hey. Hold on that one song He said, I'm my best friend but I'm my worst enemy. He told you It's been a clone out there This shit ain't new

Listen to Gucci Man Shout out to Lil Busy Hormin I'm forever calling Little Booty Herman Shout out to Keisha For holding him down Shout out to Keisha

Yeah, that one K-R Yeah, who else needed She held him down Who else, bro? It's the holidays. Why, bitch, got to do time to hold you down. I don't believe that shit either.

You lay down and do the time for me. I'm leaving. All right, man. This is the 85 South Show. This has been another podcast for niggas on the come up. Stay down until you come up. If you ain't where you want to be, goddamn and keep going. You'll make it there eventually.

I'm out this man. 85. 85. Join IHart Radio and Sarah Spain in celebrating the one-year anniversary of IHart Women's Sports. With powerful interviews and insider analysis, our shows have connected fans with the heart of women's sports. In just one year, the network has launched 15 shows

and built a community united by passion. Podcasts that amplify the voices of women in sports. Thank you for supporting IHart Women's Sports and our founding sponsors, Elf Beauty, Capital One, and Novartis. Just open the free IHeart app and search IHard women's sports to listen now. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. For My Heart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse.

But in 2014, the youngest escaped. Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. This is an IHeart podcast.