The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Corona Virus Special Program W DCYoungFly & Karlous Miller | Ep. 228

Episode Date: March 20, 2020

On this episode Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly return to the trap to record another hilarious podcast in spite of the corona virus. The two comedians catch up on life - Dc’s having another baby and just dropped a new song '24hrs' - and talk about all the craziness going on the world. From Kevin Durant and Idris Elba catching the Rona to stories about getting outta jail, this podcast is gonna have you laughing for two and half hours straight. This is the coldest podcast. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. tune in on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows Hey man Zoom in on all the hairy cooches That'd be the first thing we should start off Welcome back to the 85 South Show

I don't know what number this is And our coronavirus special Episode gazillion Okay well we don't even keep up with that We ain't no telling what number would Yeah episode 976 Part 2 Hey man

I ain't seen you since this virus took over Last time I seen you that shit was just in China Now the last time I'm saying That counciled was wilding out to it And they counseled every damn thing I had to go buy some night quill Because you know that's what black people miss it Right

Night quill is and chill up everything Right Go get some night quill and set out They better be glad Nick ain't on rubber tuss Man we ain't been in their business in a minute man So we're trapping back out the trap Back in the trap Selling nicks and now huh

Selling Nick's a nah huh Got a lot of catching up to do Man You know it's the bad part because you know even though the coronavirus and hit we still got people that go to YouTube right and they want to just check the shit out of it and want us to get back into our original right you think what I'm saying and and even though the coronavirus is out man we got no choice but to feed the people consistent we gotta feed them come on somebody

because think all the people sitting at home with no snacks think all the people that just just sitting there with no tissue can't even white air oh somebody wiped their ass with a paper towel somebody wiped their ass with their thumb a bounty paper towel The thicker, quicker, picker up. Thick a quicker picker up. Hey, man, I was scrolling the other day, and it looks like you have made an announcement. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. What going on? The announcements you made. Oh, man, a nigga having a baby. Hey, come on now. Come on now. Come on now. My dick still work.

My dick still work. You thought who were going to stop? Man, I'm going to have 10 kids. For real. Yep. I already know. Same mom. We ain't in China.

We gotta have 10 kids. Same mom. Boy, you gonna wear that boy, is it out. I mean, so. 10 people been in there. Wow, that shit gonna be out. Shine. I got 10.

That was. That's what you working on. Hey, man, well, congratulations, man. You know what you're having? A little girl. Just digger for ever making little girls. Yeah, I'm a girl dad, man. You're a real player, man.

When you have little girls, man. Yeah. I ain't having boys and shit. Man, me ain't broke nobody hard, nigga. You ain't, you ain't really out here, really in fucking with these women. like that. Go on now.

You ain't no plan. I'm having two, girl. Come on, man. One more time, man. One more time, man. Congratulations, man. D.C. Young Fly is out here making additions to the family land.

I ain't even going to lie. I thought it was a boy, man. I ain't going, I ain't doing that general reveal. That's some old pusset and shit. Yeah. First of all, let me tell you why I'm not doing the general reveal. Because I'm going to break it down. This is my perspective.

First of all, I am a 90s baby. Talk to all. What I'm saying? I dig. It is a millennium. You got the millennium. Two thousand and better. That's a new millennium.

If you think about it, that's two different dimensions, bro. Think about the 2000 era on up and 1999 on back is two different dimensions. Think about it. People that's in the 2000, they don't mean to do what we used to do in the 1990s. I think you mean decade. No, because even in the 80s, in the 70s, and the 60s, we're all in the same dimension. All in the same. I ain't

1999 on back that's a whole another world 2000 on up we're living in a whole another space that why even some four who were born

back then don't even act like they were born back then because they is living in the new dimension you have you see what I'm saying

I come from morals and calls baby no you have I'm talking that shit you just tried to convince me niggas from two different dimensions

we're all too you're talking I almost did but you didn't if you think about the gender reveal it's a new modern day arable and shit, man.

First of all, who was the person who thought the world gave a fucking up to know about what kind of baby you was having? You saved this to tell everybody. Like, who was the person that had us waiting like? What are they? And did the thing. When I told the motherfucker I had the baby. And I like, oh, that fuck.

No, you ain't telling me you having a baby. I'm like, shit, your baby's seven. You ain't telling me you had that. Right. Right. I didn't know I was obligated to tell him having children. Man, that's so crazy. Somebody made me their baby Godfather. I ain't seen the baby about two times.

I'm the worst godfather. I want to see my Godchildren. And they keep telling you, the baby that you hit Godfather. You ever seen a white person say, well, you know, that's his godfather. I think it's only black people who are like, that's my God, baby. I ain't never seen a white person. That's either your dad or Yate, bro. Right, right.

White people, how he's still in the sauce? That's crazy. But in the hoop, we had a genuine reveal, right? That's what so Had the gender reveal I knew for a fact I was having a boy My intuition

In your mind Bro, because when I had Nova it was a whole Another feeling Okay With this feeling It was like She's big

I'm like Well that baby here It's gonna be big I'm like That's a football Boom You know what I'm saying Nick

When they hit They blow A balloon Brun balloon And all those pink Hearts Hit the ground I was like

My intuition That little feeling I had That shit Don't mean Nothing So at this point I'm just happy

And blessed To have A cheer and know That my Diggerleen work. There you go, man. So from this point on now, I really don't care what I have. Right. Because I already, it's not a letdown, and I don't want people to think

that, just because you ain't have what you have, it's a letdown. First of all, it's not up to you what you have. Oh, here we go. So when you had the gender reveal, it's like you put some standard on. Oh, I know what I'm having. Fuck, nigga, you don't know. So just be thankful for what you got. You dig what I'm saying? Because some fuck can't have

kid. So I never have a gender reveal again. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Bullshit. God damn it That's what ho-ass niggas niggas. I'm having to jit of revile

shut your bitch tell me what I'm having you feel it right now this ain't no game wait three four eight months for you having

a baby born next month I still ain't bought no clothes because they want to have whatever it is come on man got be fucked up

people really fucking themselves out some good gifts waiting that long right because the nigger need to tell somebody immediately

when you have another baby man about that time he's going to have a man I had 10 he had eight you old I ain't really that old. I just, I'm just older than y'all.

Had a baby, man. I just got grown like two years ago. I'm not old. I just got, I'm grown. But I ain't been grown long enough to be old, if that makes sense. I really just, man. You feel kind of like matured a little bit. Man, it's like my third year being grown, for real.

Damn, I ain't but 36. Y'all won't even let me make 37. I'm everybody. Uncle, OG. Nick, I will fuck your oldest sister. I'm grown enough to fuck everybody in the house. Everybody who's grown and gives them dick. From the mama to the auntie, to the sister who are in college.

The great aunt. The great aunt. I'm old enough to fuck all grown women. That's all I am. If you saw me with a young bitch, you wouldn't know how young she was because you don't know how old I am. But if they see you, they're looking at her old. Come on, man. She must be keeping them happy.

right you see me with a with a chick young in me she's going to be cold as a motherfucker but she's gonna be broke I gotta have it that way so she'll need me young business I don't need no young motherfucker who already got some infrastructure that's why these older women don't care nothing about that shit they got everything they will tell these young businesses hey finding the nigger who got everything is cool but having everything and trying to find a nigger is almost impossible right we live in Georgia you know how many women got big Oh, that's three-story houses.

Two-three Mercedes Benzies in there. Lonely. That big-ass house is empty. Them kids are dry. She's so tired of that vibrator. Because it makes the coochie numb after a certain time. You got to put some real dick in there so she could. Cootie still be moving like she on the bicycle. Yeah.

That puts some real meat in there so she can feel that heartbeat and that vein. She need to feel a pulse sometime. Yeah. Got to have a little hook. You didn't even know you had a little kitten though in the back of that thing. Yeah. Yes, up. That's why these older women out here

Giving all this advice in the bathroom They didn't fuck up all they go The years talking to all that shit I don't need no man You've got damn right you don't But now you want one And you can't get one Because you've been lonely

For the last 17 years And you almost got to service So the coronavirus came from lonely bitches No the coronavirus came from everybody Getting on TikTok Right Soon as everybody started posting them TikToks That shit came out

Anytime a nigga do this on on TikTok Got a rot about it. Baby girl, tell me this. I'm so sick of that goddamn song. Which one? The damn, that song they keep doing the little spin-around challenge too. What song it is? That Todd Dollar Sign song.

Everybody getting in their little girl clothes. Come on, man. All to flip the switch. Y'all are some ho-ass niggas. I hope you know that. I don't get a fuck how funny it was. You was just looking for excuse to put that goddamn dress on since everybody had been talking about y'all putting them dresses on

in them comedy skis. Niggins gonna find a way. to put that goddamn dress on maybe niggins just like dresses and if that's the case say that niggia if you like soft material on your skin on that shit like a man he's talking about all that shit you don't baby come on let's do flip the switch challenge go put your dress on because i can't how the fuck you know what you can fit in your girl closet nick you put it on before my little girl did a prank on me though today oh come on you you're a girl dad you got be the mannequin sometime but no not out that's the first and last because I had to tell the dad

on wet makeup oh you was ugly now you can be you can be my barber you was ugly with that shit I look I look like uh Jamie Foxe because Wonder looking man then I woke up I was like baby why did y'all play a prank on me it was hilarious though but she laughed yeah she was hey man you don't start this shit now my turn oh with a whole temp fade play play stupid y'all I read a ball head. Let me go ahead, skinning that side right quick. Hey, man, I'd be trying to read Chad nose. He'd be putting shit on here.

He'd think we give a fuck about it. The only thing I give a fuck about, I got to say this because this is America's favorite villain. Future. This thing I had a child support charge dropped against him. A child support, Klanke, that nigga was dropped. This is the greatest nigger that there ever was, man. My nigger, that's future.

Bro. My nigger, that's a future. Let's just dedicate a few minutes to future. Hold on, I'm about to roll one Okay, well look First of all What's some of your favorite future lyrics What?

Took a shot of hitting I've been going crazy You know What do you say I know we got let's it No let's it No me let's dick talk

Why on these drink in it Man The first future lyric that come to my mind Yeah, got my baby mama and my side bitch kissing. That nigga is the greatest. Oh, the heart. Come on, man. Turn a five-star hotel to a trap house.

Roaches everywhere like we forgot to take the trash out. Right. Because we did. Oh, my God. Because when you forgot to take that trash out, you lift that trash, it's like 90 of their ass right up on that bitch. Man, this nigga got some of the most toxic, beautiful songs I ever heard. Ratchet-ass bitch. I'm trying to fuck you right now.

I ain't going to lie, boy. When the niggins crossed over, he was like, La, love, love, love, love, the niggins signed out. You know why the streets embrace that, though? Why? Because that's kind of like the first mainstream,

like, dope boy love song. Not saying it ain't been those. Love, love. They spent a lot like we can even know what the fuck is. L-O-V-E-E-E-E-E-A-N-Fager. And he got, motherfuck. And he put Rihanna on it. Rihanna.

is like she right there I don't know she like ghetto royalty like some people just up there on the wall or ghetto royalty

like Monica right up there she you got a first person we got those we got those we got those

or Rita Frankers from the hood you see what I'm saying Monica is definitely like right you know who else up Miss Elliot Fantasia too

I was going to say Fantasia you know what Fantasia went over that slump folk she looked so good and folk

forgot that she didn't know how to read it just was like you know what damn she don't know how to read hey you know she can sing how i tell her the words you feel man don't worry about it but i said this this how much i love fantasia save away i wish you wouldn't have never said that i wish you wouldn't have publicly said that i wish you never said that because there's a lot of people that don't know how to read man it's a lot of people i don't know if it's necessarily not knowing how to read but i think it's like reading out loud. Yeah, because you can read in your head

fast and forth. You'd be like, you read out loud. You'd like, that word you said in your head really wanted to word. Oh, this would be the perfect time for me to shout out all the niggas that don't know how to spell. I'm talking about all my niggas that struggle

with spelling. I don't know how to spell, but I can read like a bit. Man, you know what? I just can't remember how that word that I just said, I don't know how to spell it. I'll be reading your tweets and I'd be thinking you'll be doing this shit on purpose.

I'm like, oh, he's speaking that gangster shit. I'm a dead-ass. I got to read. I don't know how to spell on an iPhone, because my phone's stupid. Oh. My phone, damn there is me. I'm glad they didn't sell me that one.

Nah, my phone. Can you have to think about it. If you keep spelling shit on your phone, your phone go down there adapt to how you is. All right. Let me see. Hey, man, everything going on in the world. Coronavirus, first of all, got everything canceled.

All the shows is on pause right now. I don't know. When we're going to goddamn resume. We got to get this. under control right and when I see we I'm talking to the American people specifically the African American people because I feel like y'all gonna listen to me different to all my to all my people out there who ducking this virus doing the best you can you're trying to piece this money together because

they're you know what I'm saying you don't know what the fuck go these are times of uncertainty right now shit crazy get your tissue man get you get your get your weed man get all that necessity together man I don't know what the fuck These ain't got going on. Right. I bought a whole bunch of them. I bought some old books. Damn.

Well, you got to do that, too. I just wanted to give a shout out to the black community right now. You don't hurt about it. I'm just protecting myself. That's all. Because it's not a lot of platforms out there right now that's going to be able to reach the community of the way that the 85 South Show reaches the community. And I want everybody to just stay diligent and keep your faith in God.

This is the time that we're going to buckle down. More different. And read from the Old Testament. More difficult. We're not, because, you know, the New Testament is. the new testament but right now we're going through a very challenging time stay preyed up stay moving you got to stay prayed up and you got to stay moved you see how one conversation about future brought us around the whole neighborhood like not not looking where we are and that just

lets you know the greatness of future America's favorite bad guy the memes are hilarious all those ones of him texting the girl to fake shit yeah yeah right like a boy yeah What else going on? Idris Elba got the shit. Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant got the shit? Kevin Durant got that shit. That's why his hair been like, he's been at it, man.

Shut up. That's why his hair like that, man. Damn, K.D. You ain't know he had the shit? The shit, the corona been right here. It's been right down. Damn, KD. Katie!

Rudy Gobert got the shit. Donovan Mitchell. Kay, D. Drake had to get quarantined after hanging with KD. according to shit on the internet this is the look this is just shit off the internet man and none of this shit might be true we don't know katy had that shit right hell you know for's force whitticle too shut the fuck up these see these people don't have that shit damn address you play too much man tom hanks got the shit him and his later got it together

well you know he was on cocaine when he did it flight that that not that was uh deselle but you know the other man you got to take some type of drill to be a pilot I think the pilot's got this come on man don't skim me like that but you know what people always you have a real nigga to carry 80 niggins in the sky I don't get me fuck you got to be a real nigga that carry all these lives in this nigga you're an alien you you're confident I want to have confidence like a pilot that's why I tell a nigga you want to be able to walk through earth with the confidence of a potty you know what type of confidence that is that is don't go up in the sky with a hundred other niggas lives and they all depending on you

you close that little door and kind of forget they own that bitch nigger you know what type of mindset you got to be what that's why they're okay that's why they'll be drunk or something something bro you ain't no normal nigger br ain't no normal nigger like boy i just want to go fly come on y'all go fly with me no I'm only like getting a nigger car that's why they don't show you the pilot to the end of the flight right and nigg be like that it gets always a weird niggum Hi, hi Did you enjoy your flight Ah, ah, ah

You're like, boy, you high hair Come on man The other nigga be high hair He don't know Want you to send him though He'll be sending a It's like That's funny that you brought up

The cocaine uses Amongst the Pye Because people always shamed The cocaine uses And I mean, I'm not saying That I condone them I just didn't know It was so many people

On cocaine I did Some of your favorite people Are cocaine addicts And it's okay You see how we're right now, I'm doing weed? Don't say it's us because if you don't want to hint that they're not. I'm saying it's one of your favorite person doing cocaine.

Not me. I have never done cocaine. I thought about it. I haven't. My nose is too big to be on anything you got to put in your nose. But see, when you're around that shit, that's why. It's like when you're around it so much, it's around. And you got to think about it.

People around you do it. Some people around you are influential. That's why you got to have a scorn mind to be like, a no, nigger. I'm like a lot of people around me drink alcohol. and I'm strong you put a bottle to my lip but you're liable to get hit in the throat you're thinking of that

that's why I don't fuck with the alcohol like that because I seen how it make motherfuckers act and I know what I have to deal with when I have to deal with people who and I know that they wouldn't deal with me like that you get what I'm saying

so I stay a fuck away from that shit plus I grew up around a lot of alcoholics who really just turned me off of that shit that whole yeah I don't like motherfuck get drunk they get drunk act like they don't know they get loud they can't got damn comprehend what's your what's your least favorite kind of drunk person a drunk niggins who get emotional and loud and aggressive violent the violent

motherfucker i don't like that because outside of the alcohol but you're a nice guy you wouldn't that's it see that's the worst one you wouldn't even do that you know that i don't like the motherfucker who get drunk and act like now and know what the fuck they're doing like you drunk but you still got there what i don't know ain't do that wrong right okay okay i'm sit out. All right. And that thing is me. Oh, in me.

Everybody's perfect, right? Everybody perfect. And I'm fucked up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's saying what everybody thinks. I'm sorry. I'm on too much alcohol.

I can't hold my local. They always say, um, lie. Oh. Like, he's saying, yeah, say we think. Oh, I'm, I'm drunk. Okay. Okay. I'm drunk.

Uh-huh. Like, everybody wants to argue with me. Okay. On the shit, start. Okay, okay. Okay. I'm cool out. I'm cool out.

I'm cool out. I'm gonna go out. Then I want to hit the kid hard. Oh, you did the homework. Hey. Hey, get your ass on. Hey. Hey.

Let me say something else. Last day. Hey. Okay. Mm. Hmm. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.

Man. I'm on medication. Okay. I'm on. I'm on. I'm on. I'm on. I'm on.

I know what I'm on. I know what I'm on. I know. Hey, don't worry about that. See, I can't. do that. But that why I never really didn't really too much

give a folk about folk who was on the cocaine because my brother was on the cocaine and he never rid of with Tripp. He would just get like just hype

like sweating and just whatever you're going wouldn't even do it even do that shit times 10 to the you know the worst thing about being

about being somebody on cocaine is they don't never stop moving they move so much it make you tired like you know like you know

they're always moving like they get ready to go somewhere they'll just keep bouncing around come on man I don't know. I'm like, man. It's a fuck down. My brother, my brother, get high, bro, and play the drums at the church for like 30

niggins. Nigger. Solo, nigger, they have to grab this, dick. Brother, me, that bit. And one thing by my brother, that's why it was alright, because he could play, like, brook. Broke can play for Irwin, five years. But, you won't quit. Nigg, nigg, how he got.

They're like, all right, all right, Ma. He's like, hallelujah, praise them. Won't stop. I had to go grab this nigga, bro. Stop playing the drum, bro. Like, bro, bruh, had that bit hurt, bro. Going crazy. They told me that he had to go.

That signal, man. School clothes. What? All of them. Ain't nobody in school right now. They better be saving. They're trying to do school online. I'm just going through the coronavirus list.

Trying to do school online. Hey, what you think about the government saying they might send some checks out? That's a lie. That's a goddamn lie. I knew, I told... That's calling people there. Man, I'm just waiting on the check. Ain't no chick.

What a motherfucker chick. That's how you know this shit. bad they're trying to send hush money think about your job ain't even paying you man why would they just seen you some wonderful just could and they don't even want to see another reparation

come on man why we ain't invite nobody to the studio it's just us we're about to ask some of these motherfuckers to leave you did I don't know they got it who got that shit I don't know

hey man I'm fucking fantasy too I was thinking the same shit I don't know if she can't read that's just what they said I don't give a fuck if she can. I mean, at the end of day, I don't get a buff. She's done enough that I appreciate it. I can read.

She, I can read. I can read tour. I don't give a damn. I'm not. And I'm going to tell him what he said. Exactly what it said. I ain't going to put no cut card or nothing on. I'm going to tell him.

I'm going to tell it. Fantastic. It just how much you're going to get paid. They said you are required to sing this song and that song. You know what required me, right? That you have to do that. Oh, shout out to her brother. Her brother watched the show.

For real. What's all? Y'all, Yeah, Rico. What's pop with it? Yeah. I'm for Fantasian, man. I was room for it ever since they were.

Man, I love me some Fantasia and Bojangles. It's just them, them two together. She's the only person that really can sing, if you really want to church. Any song she wanted sang, a nigger could cry too. Oh, you know my new favorite singer. Who? Motherfucking Ari Lennox. That's my new favorite one.

Who are they? Pee Pee Pee. R who? RLenix. That's my new favorite one. I'm going to say. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you, Shaida, too. I'm gonna go to my, man, she's five.

Fai, who? She's Fah, I'm gonna go to my library. Hold on, her artist. Her name is, um, her name, um, hold a little. Her, I like Summer Walker, too. Oh, Summer Rocker, been going crazy. Yeah. Sometimes I just ride around and listen to that song

just might be a ho. Just so I can understand. You know a ho's point of view. I listen to Shadee too. I listen to Shade Lardier. She wrote all those songs about me. Those songs, when me and Charday in the car, she's talking to me. I fucked up.

And she put a forgiveness spirit in my heart. Really? Yeah. Georgia Smith, she's beautiful and amazing. I love that song. I love that song. Who's some more of your other favorite lady singers? Some more of your favorite ladies' singers.

Dona Caternity. She, Doge Caca got that one good song. I got like that uh she got a couple of me i ain't really just laid it laid it down to that um that uh she got that uh she got that bad bad so that something shit like that she's fat if you think it's juicers from the front wait till you see her from the back right that what i said shit just he and her say shit like that bitch I like when the bitch be water from the back man i'm gonna turn the bitch up and that bit be like i'm like i didn't want to say this but y'all brought up big asses and stuff i got to salute me Mustallion because she's amazing. She's amazing. Who's making nostalgia?

I love that little hood. She's like that fine look. Every time she'd be like, what's up? She'd be like, what's so? What's so? You were like, this thing. I love that whole. I love it.

I love. I love that gay and hood and shit. Oh, you know, another one of my favorite lady singer. Who? Adele. Adele. Yeah, I fuck with Adele. There's a lot of them.

Eric. There's a lot of them. There's a lot. I'm going with Eric's so hard. Beyonce. Lauren. I'm being a Beyonce fan. hell yes uh real niggins shit what they were finding and about being who's gonna be the best we gotta leave

we got to get personal man this might be my favorite biance favorite biance song with the dins the child by itself niggins a biance song is a biance song no just well solo solo solo i'm i'm gonna still have to go it's it ain't hers it ain't her song what is it isn't her song what is it listen of dream girl murk that beat Oh, okay. Mert, listen. I don't know if this really is. She took the 357 and put that motherfucker right between the eye.

Booah! Murt that bitch! Listen! I am alone after the corolla. What? Niena had the MP3. The bitch used to be banging in my ear. I used to be an old, I'd be an old man.

Listen. I am looted. What this shit in him? I heard this song. Well, what? See, Mirt that. Man, y'all are crazy. She burned that bitch.

Here you go, you're a mic cover. Who you, who you, what's your, what's your favorite bill? My favorite, that one, um, I don't know if this is a name of Me Myself and Now. That's all I got in. That shit hard. That shit hard. And it ain't no need to cry. That shit hard.

Be my own best friend. Me, myself. Just love yourself. Love your goddamn shit. Yeah, I pulled that one. Yeah. you know what I always fought with Destiny Child because it was like they let Beyonce do they do the lead but it was like the Destiny Child always had that empowerment

to be like hold up don't don't forget about us like every time they stepped back in where it was the hook or Kenner had to come out they still was like you still need them because without them it still can't be no you you feel because you can't sing put them harmonizing and them being in the background helped you too you see what I'm saying that why Destiny Child was so big right because even when Michelle came in everybody knew Michelle didn't fit

everybody knew that everybody knew it was just like and people talked so bad about Michelle they were just like look out she only not a dad she only not a dad then she fucked around and fell a few times but Michelle was cool but it was like what Disney Child brought it was that edginess

you feel and everybody knew her from like churchy you fear in the gospel I think she earned a spot after she did her verse on cater to you she should have got way more respect she did but what it was like real small what her part on katy did it was like her man make cat out of you

yeah the shit at the last little stanza she killed that shit yeah she killed that shit you are stupid man that's why you can't smoke with dc man you don't never know what's gonna make this thing fall out bro Hey, I don't know, because they were like, everybody were like, okay, Michelle, okay, okay, because they gave a little, amen.

They gave a little ensemble, you feel, and everybody was like, all right, we see. Why I feel like that was what they said in the studio while she was doing it. They were like, okay, alright, I see why we fuck rich. Okay, Michelle, they're going to respect you, bitch, they go respect you. I thought she was going to get way more respect. No, but she did. She did earn a spot, though. It was cool.

Right. She didn't earn us about. Man, it should be so crazy because I'd be fucking around on the internet all the time, man. One night I was just on live talking shit and C.C. Penniston jumped in. I was like, hell no Cici. Old school singer, man. Like, not an old school, but she

probably, got to be nice, Cici. Yeah, her name, C. She probably right around the time you was born. Yeah, because I was, you know, my era, they always put a little in front of their name. C.C. Penniston. Yeah, C.C. Penniston. Come to the stage. C.C. Pinnis. She did the Apollo a few. Right. Rock that bitch,

though. For real. I'm talking about it. C. C. Pinsston. Yeah, pull up. I got a little cool CC pen. I've been on my teddy lately. Who? Teddy. Teddy. Man, what?

Hey, man, if you want to calm America down, just turn off the lights. You can't be mad on no shit like that. That shit be in the back, like, ooh, you love to. Turn off the lights. I wonder what they're going to say next week about this shit. Hey, don't be out here hugging motherfuckers either. For real, bro. This thing's going to be crazy, bro.

Hey, man, somebody hit me on Twitter and was like, Lose, you should just, you know, do a live stream and charge people for it. I was like, man, don't be at home trying to find me some shit to do. We ain't been taking to people running like that. They already see it on YouTube. So why would we be like, all right, man. pay to see this shit. I would literally probably go crazy like the joker

if I had to fucking sit there and tell jokes to myself with no audience. That would probably be the one thing that make me snap and be like, hi people, my name's Carlos. You want to hear a joke? Why did the rabbit run across the street? Wow!

I'm talking about that to really make a nigga had to go to the lonely bin. Okay, welcome back, folks. Are we still there? Give me a dollar. Give me your money. We're still here 32 hours in. Ha ha!

Crack him up. Carlos Mill live stream. I'll never go to another comic club in my fucking life. Can't do it, bro. I refuse to make somebody laugh for you. Tonight, Batman, meet me in Gotham City. You go out of... No, man.

Don't fucking subject me to that. I should drive you crazy. I would lose it. And now you get you in a look at... Now you got to pause your stand-up sit to read the comments. They're laughing. You like that joke? Oh, and plus I want to get-

I got to give a message to the entertainers, man. All the people who, you know, make funnies and laughter and jokes and humor and sketches and shit on social media, don't let people pressure you into doing anything because if the shit ain't funny, they're going to say you play too fucking much and you need to be sensitive. This is a very trying time to be aiming for the humor.

So whatever you've been sitting on, just know that that shit might not work and you could catch backlash now. It might be a little too early to drop your coronavirus schedule. We don't know what this shit gonna do yet. But at the end of the day,

drop that shit! Hey, man. Bro, that shit, so you can talk about your ass. Fuck wrong, do you know? Man, this shit. Hey, man, we're laughing this shit just to keep from crying this shit.

But we really don't know what this shit will do. Man, I'm gonna scared, man. Got a hundred thousand niggled that's just like me. We ain't scared. We feel not. I feel not.

I feel not. I walk by faith. what I'm saying, man, let go, man. We didn't came over so much shit. We're free. We ain't got chains on. They changed, but it ain't chains on. You hit me.

So what we ain't already been through that? That's why we're smoking weed just to keep the, because I heard TAC attached to the virus. I'm still smoking the other blunt. Do you see? Which one, man? I don't know. You know, the young nigga like me,

but I don't get a fuck about none of that. Right. It's a whole bunch of other. So you're just going to intimidate the virus? Man, intimidate the... Every time a nigga caught. Hey, hey, hey. Clear your throat.

Boy, get the mucus out. Come on now. Spit that shit in the soul. Spit it in the soul. Don't tell it, Nicky, spit that shit in the soul. It's fucking crazy, man. They tell you got to, they're trying to, you know what I'm saying? They're trying to quarantine Nevada.

How you do it? You put it in the soul? This is my only question, though. Nicar, what part of the game are we in? Nica, what level are we on? Bro, we don't like... Nick, we're duck in Airborne in. illness bro this shit is too hard we're living in we're living on that

eat you see that the book of Eli bro it's gonna be robots in there be we're gonna be running from robots and shit you think bro what do we had to fight robots bro is all with it oh we mad don a call now you know the world coming to the end well mad don't be like bro we're done you're like black this high new shit had got real bro when they told magic city to the clothes They told Magic City the club. Yeah, see, sometimes all of them whole probably had coronavirus. I'm holding my name shaking ass.

I ain't gonna tell them who we got coronavirus. They just ain't telling nobody. Hey, I said this on the head got coronavirus. Hey, I said this on the show before. This will happen when motherfucker go too many places. All that got them hanging out. You've been to Vegas, Miami, LA, all up in Spring Break, All-Star, Chicago, Detroit,

it. Motherfucking moving around too much. I'm gonna love a lot of ugly motherfucker. Come on, man. Can I get a hug? Right here. Okay. Hey man.

He got a good. He got a hug. He got a girl to do with that. But I just thought about that, nigger. When you posted later, who thought we were talking about her on? Nigger, that shit had me falling out all over again. He's the hell up. My friend want to show you all that shit, man.

BOW! And who would say that one to say that one of that shit? And who'd say that wasn't a girl on the back? Come on. That's fucked up. This shit coming to all the shay. Hey, man, we had the best people come to that show, man. You ought to see the people that we don't fuck with.

People be taking screenshots of the 85 South Show last show. Like, nigger, how y'all miss this, nigga? Like, bro. What about the white lady who came to the show who he said? Look like she wanted to fuck for ice cream. How do you don't see that coronavirus? He did. Hey, bro.

If we could run that clip, that's probably one of the funniest moments ever. So would I have sex for ice cream. Bro. Hilarious, bro. And that time when that lady got mad, when we were at the meeting greet, she was like, she wasn't long from heaven said later, but she was like, bed with like, no neck, kind of like, and she was hugging me, and the camera and took the picture real fast. He was like, all right, so she was really getting to say to smile.

She was like, God, die. God, die! You are God, damn! Oh shit. Hey, man, stop. You make me choke on the weed, man. Man, give me some hand sanitizer, bear. Oh, bro.

She was so bad. Oh, shit. I forgot about that later. That shit was so funny, bro. I thought I was only caught that shit while I was rolling. What? Bro, we have some demanding that people. Bro, I love our fan, bro.

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I don't get a fuck. Who they is. We, bro, our fans want to do what they do with us. We know about it. Period. They feel like they know us. They be grabbing on me coming, D.C. I'm like, girl, you wouldn't not do that.

They feel like they know us. I love y'all too, man. You know what? We're different, bro. Like, we're different. We're different. Right. We're niggas.

We're just different. That's that niggas shit. That's it coming to game. I think it's because they know we, like, we smart enough to know when to be niggas. Right. Like, we like, you know, we have enough street sides. enough education like they they trust us because they like us like they graduated right could have went to school but they were like fuck this shit bro I'm saying so they're

like niggas who went to college and didn't finish kick chico went to school he finished right I went but I ain't finished me too you know what I was like fuck that I had other shit to do six months I'm like me come on yeah y'all don't want to keep me here I stuck around as I could man I just had life to live I had to get fuck on they want trying to give me no dorm no more you got to stay your own shit I never had no dorm. I'm glad I missed all that. Nah, I ain't going to allow. That's a lit. Staying at school, the pussy

is there. It is. There. At the school. Food, three times a day. But I lived up the street from my school, so the pussy was there. So you were thugging. See, I actually traveled. I went down, like two hours away from the hood. That's why I know, like, in my form of life,

I was a lion or some shit, because I always liked to drag my shit back to the crib. I don't want no, I don't like street pussy. Why? I like the fuck at home. Me, I ain't ever had no home, so. I see, I understand. Who fucking did the street?

Right, that's probably what me and you get along so good, because we're from the same part, just like, I'm from the, like, this side, you're from like that side. Right, it's just over the fit. Yeah. I always saw y'all, I'm like, damn, I don't want to play with their toys. Right.

You got to keep in mind, Nick, we've been grinding since the first day outside. Did, I was talking about outside. We were sitting outside when I was like, so what this shit is again? Man, I'm talking about, for real. We were sitting in some lawn shell, but in the middle of a, we was in the middle of a builder.

I think that was Steve Hirsch, but that's that, really thing. The office complete. What that spot was it? Could I want the actual office? That was his studio, but it was like, they had like a courtyard. Right. We ain't never go over that like that. Yeah, no, because he was humble.

We was always in the spots where we were. Man, that's what I'm saying. Like, people going to look at this shit and think we need something. but they just don't understand we fuck with this out of the comfort yeah this is really this is really the air opportunities

and everything we adapt to our surroundings man if you saw what we did out this bitch and what like you can see what we did out of here we literally

came in this bitch and trapped this bitch out and sold out arenas nix and I trapped this bitch y'all yes sir We started out trapping

selling nicks and dimes Gave it some time And now we're on our ninth or ten time around Selling out arenas Hidden different cities Hitting girls with different penis Every other time you see us Talking that shit

It's the 85 South So you're buggin' mouth bitch When it came on YouTube It became your favorite Every time you see a episode you click that bitch and play it leaving comments you got a screen name you talking shit people following you on Facebook and Twitter ignorant you all in the 85 South group posting memes old pictures of me and DC and everything and we don't mean no harm but please stop poaching the pictures of us at prom with some

bitches we don't fuck with them holes they probably marry and anytime you see it I click it but I don't like it God damn, you niggas hating on the low. You act like you don't like the show, but every time you hit me, you say, when we're dropping some mo. D.C. up on the hook, and Loseky, gone to spit the rhymes. 85 South Show.

I said that like 80 times. In the motherfucking trap house. Hey, what we motherfucking rap about? D.C. bring the beat back because I got some more shit. I'm gonna say before I leave Jack. 85 South Show The tour is coming soon As soon as the coronavirus leave

We gonna be where you at In your city Grabbing Titties, probably pulling up With some chicks and hoping they be pretty We need to plug Where the barber? Who do we need man? Who can Cato? Do you understand that we need

amenities in these different cities We're gonna always shout out All the different size Tetties an old man voice before I left that was the whole point of that whole second verse it's gonna say something in the old man voice you know what that shit is good man you know I know I'm happy because I didn't even crack this weed that I had you know and I got some gushes over here yeah we brought gushes are back in the city you know some good happy

weed I appreciate that the corona ain't fucked with the weed out here but see that we knew we knew I had to stock up. I had to stock up. I was scared to, you know, really just run out of weed. Because I don't think this is the worst part of it yet. This ain't the worst part of it. This is the earliest days, man. This is, you know what I'm saying?

It's not that. It's not that. It's just that sometimes you've got to know when the fuck to know when the fuck. You know? Well, I know when the fuck to get out of the way. Yeah. But still do what the fuck I want to do. Exactly.

be like, I'm standing in the house, good. That means I can go out here and handle my business because that means you ain't outside. With your sick ass. With your sick ass. It ain't anything going on. Look at everybody. Look at all these white folks that's still outside.

In the five years, we're going to find that this going to come from everybody not wiping their ass good. Yep. Like, as a nation. A lot of people wipe their ass and don't do shit. But as a nation, that's probably what this all goes back to. Everybody's not wiping their ass good enough. Shit, crazy out here, man. You know what going on?

That's why all the tissue go. Because this is- Who ain't got nothing going on, mad head that the coronavirus is fucking on. Right. Nika, you wasn't about to do shit anyway. You wouldn't gonna do nothing anyway. What you got going on? What you got going on?

Man, fuck that a quorum, bro. Meas, I want to be mad. Fuck that ain't going to see these shit. You ain't got, nigger. Hey, what corona gonna change their name to? Because this shit ain't ain't gonna work no more after this. after this. When you tell you,

bro, after the corona, they got to be brain. Ain't nothing about the flu, bro. There's more than that.

Who died? Old motherfuckers, brough? All the old people and the babies and shit. Something got to give, man.

I heard it's about a hundred motherfuckers around here with the shit. Man, it's a hundred motherfucker

around here with some other shit. Oh, there's thousands of them the walker dead. Then we really just called them nays

the walking dead. Now that's Fucked up, even I admit, some of these niggins out here, I don't walk in dead, though. Hey, there you go, well, what? We have been full-blown crisis, and y'all want to... Oh, this ain't nothing to do in the center. Oh, that's what, niggas ain't paying? What? Coronavirus. Nick, I know that it was plenty of viruses.

Well, what? Y'all told her three weeks ago, this motherfucker was full of viruses. Now we're supposed to get scared again. Oh, no. Man, you crazy. This nigga here? He got 80. Oh, shit.

Well, we ain't... Oh. Niggas out here is an effective. Talking about Corona. What? We ain't saying no, Corona. That's all you get. Niggins turkey trash, boy.

Nick, I'm taking everything. But you're talking about Corona vibe. What's something in the vibes about it? You're tripping. Oh, my God. Talk about Corona? That's the least of our words. Oh, shit.

And that's what making it really Corona is happening because he's making a motherfucker go in the house. Like, but Corona don't took out of those full ass to sleep. I don't want to go nowhere. I don't know what the fuck going on outside, bro. Real talk. The ad is a little different. Hey, man.

The ass is a little different. Hey, what they were right there though? What? I don't know. You just got to be on your shit. Hey, man, fuck you, bro. Real, buddy. You don't know what's going on.

In other news. What else happened? Let's read some comments, man. Man, we always love to show love to the people. This is a white lady. It got to be Carolina Recy. Trail apart. With some Wi-Fi.

How does that work? She probably a black lady. That's a nerve somewhere. We're sorry. We're just projecting and assuming. I told you so I came in and it gets over. She said this podcast is for everybody who ain't taking the coronavirus seriously until they cancel the NBA season.

Nigger. Oh, man. How you feel about that, D.C.? We got tired watching the head. you ain't nothing you're telling nothing but the nah I was just bullshit nah real talk

bro for them to stop the NBA game that's absurd I never heard no shit like that ever in my life niggas even watch the D league play you can stop them niggas from playing

nobody care about them right would you stop the actual lead bro from playing whole shit I ain't never seen no shit like that's how you know

that's not you know shit real this ain't no shit real that's real money you didn't pay these four millions of dollars they got to play Felicia Williams said the coronavirus

got her in the house eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprice son you're eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisons saving your snacks and drinking all of them oh we got to get this we got to get this one DC check this out you gonna flood this shit what he's hey the niggum morris standback said he out on bond the coronavirus postpone his court date hey my nigger got he got time to run no don't run man you got time to get your money right so when you go to court folk got your ab, but you have better wrong, hon. Hey, man, you're out on bond and you got to go to court.

Just make sure when you go to court, how their money. You know them folks want their money. You take this time to get your money up. Don't go back in the courtroom without no lawyer and without no money. But if you know, you ain't got no lawyer and no money, you better wrong, hon. I'm giving people bad advice, man. No, you told them what's right.

But I'm going to take on. Listen, I'm going to let a nink note. No, man. But you have better a ride, hon. What is wrong with you, though? You. Now's a player, bro. I do it right away, man.

Don't fucking run. Don't run. Don't run. Especially about some little shit, bro. Like suspended lights or some, bro. Some boy shit. Some petty misdemeanor shit.

He's acting like he on the run for the police for some serious shit. He might be. See, that's the thing. This 85 South Show audience is real diverse. This nigga might be on felony probation or something. I don't know. Hell of your business, my nigga. Man, my partner did that shit.

Ran from the police? Ran from the poli? I said, bro, he's like, bro. I'm on the run, bro. I said, what you're on the run for? I said, what you're on the phone? I'm supposed to spend the license. I said, bro, I'm going to call them for myself

and turn you in. What the fuck wrong with you, man? Why is you running from the police on suspended license? You can't drive nowhere? You can't go nowhere? Take your stupid ass on and go on and do that little punk-ass-haired time. Hey, man, some people came forward to do that. We didn't tell them about it.

I'm just saying, I had to tell you. Some niggins can't stomach to do that. You know what I mean? Man, fuck that. Nick, no three days ain't gonna go by so fab, br ain't nobody gonna know y'all way ever gone? Three days, man. Three days is a day, man.

That's just like my other little partner, right? He said, bro, I might go turn myself in, bro. Y'all nigger, say, a preffer me. I called me. I'm like that. I ain't ain't even though you fin to turn yourself in here. I said, I got to go do 15 days. I said, but ain't about a fin of you, man.

Yeah, they. Man, man, man, man, you don't do the 15 days. What do you need to prep for? So, 15 days. So depending on what his charge was, depending on you was gonna give him no okay he made he made it like he wanted us to feel like bray y'all hold it down for me bro like I don't know what I'm gonna do bro you gonna do 15 days to come home that nigga had to he would do a 15 day for

arguing too loud in section 8 housing him and his baby mama got it to it didn't he would stop yelling at McDonald's he took a goofy head of jail is it like dumb shit I understand you gotta go do some months since it's like I bro make sure you fed my nigga I'm gonna put some on your book all right you did I understand. A nigga, a 15 day, real. Come on, my dog. Man.

Nigg got ain't even called you at 15 days. I ain't heard of you about a month and a half. You tripping. See, them be the same niggas who be talking to all that tough shit till they go to court. Before they go to court, they'd be like, nigga, whatever, nigga, I'm thugging. You know, I'm ready to go lay down.

Niggas, say a pre-fucking. He's going to be tripping, bro. He's going to be tripping, bro. They wouldn't let you pay him. He for me tripping, but. you pay that little charge all man oh bro how long they get you little bro they gave me filthy day oh me treatment he's going to be wagging no man no man he's about to hold your head up i know how i feel but hey they don't get a fuck i went and did 30 one day because i ain't want to

give them see on oh hey that's what i was just about to say man somebody watching this who just got home from doing about 30 days but i did 30 one day because i went i ain't had eight holland nigga y'all digger and i was willing to go do 31 day because you ain't want to do you ain't wanted to be on probate it wasn't that i was gonna do some old dumb shit to try to get e4-800 all oh my god all like mouthin the goddamn buddy for my need eight hundred dollars and he trying to demand these shit percy tried to give me to do 45 hey yeah no goddamn eight-fitting bro yes bro i was in i was in peach what hell you did 31 for eight-fitt

that's still too much i got caught with three grams it was a meiji oh and it wasn't in mine but I only killed but I was three grams of the mid bro no I say different different calories is different bro and four bang my ass so my folk came a guy man I went to court he was like all right for this amount of weed uh want to do 45 days all pay the fine with that or that and she was like judge he ain't from now he can't pay no $1,400 now woo-wooo-wooo and he was like all right all right all right all right 865 days

amount to okay 301 days that or 31 days I'm like man I'm in court having a a decision about 800

you gotta hurry up in 31 day nigga I'm 19 I'm like man I'm looking at my mom I'm like my ain't gonna make you pay no

800 on we ain't even it's hot the crib hot I'd rather you get some AC so when I come home at least I know I got

AC you did buy C unit. She ain't got no job. Man, I'm gonna do these little 301 going to knock this shit on that man. What these four trying to do? Nigger. My mom was like, no, I'm like, go on man, can they go to be trivions. She was like, no. I'm like, no. I'm like, I'm like, I got to walk in this. Because I ain't, hey, hey, you dick what I'm saying? Because I ain't, I didn't know like two days. So I'm like, fuck that shit. Go down there, dude, dude, dude, that is the longest time in the world. Boy, I did buy 40 gazillion pushups in one month. That way. Listen, that's why I understand a nigger when he do time. Listen here, bro, if one shoot, you done it did two nights, spent the night,

and you just got your mind saying like, okay, I'm in this bitch. That's fucked up. That moment, a nigga is living in that moment for years. You see what I'm saying? So I'd be like, bro, I understand, boy, hey, boy, hey, Joan, I ain't, I'm too player. You dig what I'm saying? Gone with the bullshit. Miss me with it.

I ain't going. Amen. I'm 30 one day. You show my head. Hey. boy you better tighten up and that's just that's the small side

it's some niggas out here that it do 31 years right and come back home and be like yeah like I was saying still yeah

that shit showed me though it taught me to be way more smart than the net man like oh no sir you have to be smarter than your neck you got to understand I was literally in a situation

where I ain't know nobody I'm two hours away from home you feel what I'm saying it's literally like some shit like down the road and I'm fin to go in here with some knuck ahead and I don't need no nothing back I ain't got no palm on the inside

everybody in here on dumb shit everybody in hell some dumb shit you dig what I'm saying so I'm 18 I got a baby you know a little baby face me I'm like nigga I'm like this hill hold my own I took a nigga tray

for nothing no it was some good shit he did some fuck shit I was just like give me that do some and you do shit and I'm like shit yo

okay that the fuck is man why I be trying I be chilling bro no I said if I did too much

in 30 days but I can't go through nigga I can't do that hell my boy I can't do that uh uh uh uh uh uh

no I'm glad God save my life save a nigga life got a nigger living ride right

he did it's a lot of niggas out there that's live like y'all nigga I'm living the life for you game you can do it too brother don't let no nigga trick you out of the street game for real way you could be a

a lunatic or you could be or you can walk right and still be a lunatic you did you got a jail story I got another one. That shit was crazy. I wasn't in there long enough to have no goddamn story. I was going to school, bro.

I'm going for a Fort Valley. I went to school for six months, you feel, me. That one of four who knew me like, got down there, like, RIP, my little pilot on Bush, man. He went to all Fort Valley. He was at one in the wild lot, so the one we just did. Got damn, we would just die. That's their fucking around.

My sister went down there. My grandma is from there. You dig what I'm saying? She has a streak called Power Street right across. You feel? It's my sister than grandma. You feel what I'm saying? I would die down at school at Fort Valley for a seat my brun got banged up on some

slit shit and got down you know how that shit huhumbug shit man the first time I got jammed up and went to jail for a little real shit little uh concealed weapon shit oh god die yeah you're a serious criminal shut the fuck up Nick oh tell me more I mean I was in that bitch for about about a day I like Ford's a counter bro

that one thing I say but stay your ass in Fortin County boy I was just was right right you know right when everybody was really getting a cell phone

I couldn't remember nobody fucking number bro and this the craziest part about how I got out of jail

though I had to call this is how fucking crazy was I used to call you used to have the called

the twisted taco for like calling in to get on the list for like on like Monday to get on the Tuesday night show. I had

called the motherfucker and promoted so much to get on the show. He was the only number that I remember. And still to this day I remember that motherfucking number. You can, hey, my word is bond. You can ask Quincy. I called him, told him to call

Clayton, told him to go to my cousin house and get her so she could come get me. She come down there. They're like, no, you don't have enough. credentials to get them out like you know you gotta have like work you had to have like a job recent pay stuff all this shit and i had the money so we had then she had to leave go all the way back find somebody who could get me out this whole time like they didn't got me that night so this is

all motherfucking day me getting out of jail man i get out of jail i'm riding to the crib it looked like just from them that day and a half i was in jail they rebuilt the whole goddamn No. Nick, I'm riding home like, that wind has always been over there. Nick, it's a Walmart back. How long was I in that motherfucker, man? That's an hour how you feel like.

I'm just looking out the window like, nigga, it's everything in this goddamn neighborhood, man. That's a McDonald's subway. That's my daddy. I see my daddy so long. That must have just been a hell of a weekend because there was so many motherfuckers in there, man. That's why I like fools of Canada, no, bro.

I don't like no county. No, I'm talking about my county. I'm not talking about the county. I thought you meant like the jail. I'm talking about my county at Atlanta because even if something happened to you, bro, they'll get your slap on the wrist. They understand how it is when niggas just living. If you ain't serious in doing no hard coach out, they're like, look, my nick.

We know you got caught with 30 pounds. Now, we don't understand niggas smoke weed. You ain't hurt nobody. Now, go do too much. They go think you snitching. But take your ass on. I don't give a fuck, boy. That's over the nigga snitchin' in it.

Hey, man. Niggins is snissing, man. A nigger all way would do dirt with a nigger they still think he's a snit. You know, he said, Tony, oh, is a snit, man. But you know, I showed a nigga 10 pounds of the day, shit. You're like. Hey, what's up, Mitch man, Carlos Mill over here, the 85 South Show. Something nice, I am trapped in the studio,

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You don't have it yet. Why, we still talk? I got food on the way. What were you saying, bro? Go commercial. Hell no. Hey, don't even say their name, man. Hey, man.

This fucking court system is crazy. I had jury duty not too long ago. No. Oh, they tried to fuck me. They tried to fuck me on jury duty, man. You know how you go to jury duty? Everybody's like, man, don't worry about that shit. Nine times out of ten, they ain't even going to pick you.

Man, you got to get the jury dude. First of all, the shit hard as fuck. They sing you the jury duty. And then you delay it so many times. They're like, nope, not no more. You got to come. Right. So they sent me to like, nope, you got to come.

Right. So you got to get up at like seven to beat the traffic. Like six to beat traffic. Park at the parking lot. Catch the shuttle. Catch the motherfuck up and check in. Go through all these goddamn security like you go on the court. Then go upstairs.

Then there's a room with about 300 motherfuckers in there. You're the bailiff. Then you look, you get up there where you're supposed to go to. Then you got to check in so they can know you there. Then they call everybody name to make sure everybody in that motherfucker. Then they start calling motherfuckers for jury, dude. You sit there, hour, two hours. They just called a number.

You know, just like you're at the DMV. Oh, fuck. Then they get the brown lunchtime. I'm like, man, they probably ain't no God. Let's go on. Get the fuck out of here. They were like, so people start making up shit. They're like, man, you know if they don't call you about 1.30, you can go home.

Oh, fuck. So I'm sitting there. I'm like, fuck, fuck. Man, those motherfuckers fucking around and called my number. And we got a show this day. Yeah. This is the day of the show. Man, I'm in this bitch.

I'm thinking they be like, all right. So if they call me now, I can go on do the little whatever it is. And then it's done for the day, right? Oh, man, these motherfuck, I can't tell you what the shit was. But we go in the bitch and they get to tell them that's what the case was. As soon as I hear it, I'm like, oh, hell no. Hey, I can't be in here. No.

Hey, hey. This is some shit they're going to be happening about a year or two. I can't be on this shit. So what you told them? Huh? So what you told them? Oh, they, before you get to tell them anything, they ask you a bunch of questions. They give you a number.

Right. They were like, hey, man, do you think you might be biased if this is a white person who did this? Yep. How do you feel about, hey, they'll feel it. All that. Whatever you answer to, they're going to ask you why you feel that way. you feel that way have you ever had somebody die gun violence yeah how you feel post-traumatic oh ma'am you man they ask you all this shit that could disqualify you ought to see the shit

people be agreeing with anybody here don't believe in God me that's the first one get all them out of here damn they got to go they got to go you got to go you don't get a fuck about nothing they asked you all kind of how you ever been a part of a hate group man they're talking about I swear to them, Bobby, you're hoping to get your ass out of here. You're just going to be in there thorns me. So then I told them, they asked me if anybody was a business owner and, you know, this might be, you know, might take too much work. I was like, yes. So then you got to go tell them, like, you, they leave, make everybody else leave, and then they call your individual so you can tell them why you can't do this shit.

I'm like, look, I got this going on. I believe these folk know me. They're laughing like, hey, man, that buddy. Like, they're doing everything. A nigga can do to let a nigga know that, hey, I know you. They like, yeah, you the eyes, like, niggia, they're like, niggins. I'm like, no, then I want to say that, but I can't. I'm like, y'all, these niggins know me, man, I'm famous, man, no, but you know what I'm saying?

But these niggins this, buddy, well, I'm like, look, I got to show, look, it's going to fly out. You didn't talk to this person. Man, it shit took all day. The motherfucker let me go at, like, 245. called a flight out this bitch my flight left in like 415 man I left jury dude you know they're not allowing people do jury dude you're on probation that way I ain't on probation I skilled it but I had to bench duty hey man this the thing though man you be out here trying to live right

and then it's just certain shit you just got to do you just got to do it like see on probation it's the thing called bench duty well it's like grown folk time out bro you have to come to the probation officer and o'clock and it's three chairs because everybody can't do it only get to pick people to do it and you sit down from eight o'clock to about 9 p.m. just sit there well you sit your ass. They just listen. My there's a hundred niggas coming in seeing that probate and you just sitting right there I'm in another like hey what was hey yeah but they got your boss big oh let me let me ask you this

on food me I can't get this the worst shit about going to see your probation officer you get there early she to set your appointment early you get there you check in and you still ain't the first motherfucker that they see nigga let me tell you what I'm some of the most I think I got PTSD from just

being on probation especially because I know I can do shit to be on the patience that shit taught me let me tell me when I first got on probation I was 17 I had three years fentany probation my first P O I never it was a man bro and I ain't on man like that ever since it was a man bruh we got going now I'm trying to win this

nigger oh what's up my name is whitfield he look at me he said who you think this a game huh oh who you think this shit funny okay well let's see how funny this is here on next time you come in your in your pee dirty hey this uh this crazy the last probation officer i had bow my ass i don't even remember that lady name because she used to kill my name so hard it was just like excruciated I still hid in my head in my head she used to always say then when she had come to come to the back she was like mr. meeler mr. meeler that shit just what counter that wall motherfucking it was Jonesboro Forest Park what she was black away um so Clayton

Camden right that's Clayton yeah Clayton that's it see Clayco the motherfucker mr. Miller I get out probation on Clayco they they throw me a throwing away I had a Spanish dude in a Spanish we don't miss you Spanish dude was cool though because I paid my shit off you like yeah man I ain't I ain't gonna brush your balls man I know you're a good dude Klayko don't want their money off right they want you to pay monthly no it's after you get up to a certain amount they'll let you pay it off they made me pay months if a three year and I had to come in every month yeah probation fee and that's separate from the fee that you got to paid for your

fine well nink you feel out with yon think they bitch too man you know it's for it's exactly what you're going through brother but I'm always telling you here stay prayed up there's another way yeah depending on what kind of probation you on it's at least 44 dollars a month to be on probation and they only 54 exactly maybe probably yeah 44 to 54 dollars a month and they only accept money orders so know that or court you know how many people so but look this how dirty the system is You show up for probation and say you only got cash and you got to go get a fucking money order.

If you have to leave, they're going to say that you wasn't there at the time that you were supposed to be there and they will violate your ass right then and then. Because if you're supposed to be there at 10.30, you're supposed to be there at 10.30 with a money order. I'm talking about I heard that lady at the window, Trump motherfuckers off.

Well, you got 15 minutes. You need to try to go get this. Why are you sitting here talking to me? You need to be trying to. Then the muff, only place that sells. money orders around here is 10 minutes or whatever like this is the dirty y'all we're going to be here until we call exactly when the motherfuckers at that we're going to be here until they talk to you so bad at the probation officer excuse me do you have a restroom

i mean do you have a restroom at home because we don't have a restroom for people who don't know how to follow the rules so you got a restroom for criminals right we got a restroom for employees but not a red yes it's not a public restroom well see see as your probation officer when you get back there mr johnson mr johnson we're We would get to you. We would get to you. Calm down. When they say that shit twice, buddy, you don't got on that name.

Mr. Johnson, Mr. Johnson, we would get to you. We would get to you. Oh, this is the one that let you know you fucked up at the window. Well, you can be 100% right. When they hit you with the, yes, I understand that Mr. Winfell. I understand completely what you're saying. But that butt, that's the shit that can say you to jail. This is the thing.

When they fold them paper, what they, let me see your paperwork. Let me see your paperwork. Let me see your paperwork. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, this is what you're going to do. Write your name and your number down, and we'll call you. Bitch, y'all ain't feeling to call me.

Oh, nigger, let me see that. You don't call me about that money, but you ain't fiend to call me about this. Hey, let me see that right there. You ever have, like, when they asked you for some shit from, like, the court, and you'll be like, what is this? No, that's the paperwork they told me to bring down that. No. Because look at this.

It's not signed at the bottom. And you wrote your name in the wrong spot. We can't accept this. I don't know where you even got this from. Carolyn, come here. This is the one that fuck me up when they do this. It ain't even nothing on the... All right.

We'll call you. Now you're sitting there wondering. Man, I feel so bad for niggins on probation. It ain't no way you can win on that shit. That's basically all we're saying. What's the phone? Don't shoot? Don't shoot me.

Dudein him. Dude him! They get eyes on the pot. Hey, come on. That nigga all. Through the crack of the dough. Boy, Guadry. Hey, bro.

What I want to do here, bro, they go to, like, a hundred hour, bro. Like, 10D. And they see who make it to the top. Let's go. What you're doing? I don't know. Just doing to do the shit. I'm talking about you.

Speaking of making the top. You think I ain't going to say that, but I'm going to say something. What? I saw you fed them. Them people. Oh, yeah. What's that for, man? Had to, man.

And the Krabba, we thought about feeding 100 people, but we ended up feed, like, about 300 people. Nah, I mean. And a couple people pulled up and just started passing our money as well. So that's what we do for it to spread the love, not just be like, oh, I look. But, like, if somebody inspire you, it motivates you to do it, too. You don't stunt on your community.

You stunt with your community. You dig what I'm saying? I don't pull back up, ride through, and do all the air-skirts shit. I pull back up when it's knee. to it in this you know what I'm saying with the right time you feel me and I come to fuck with my people like this my hood yeah like this one from if anything we could start I can't help the world right I can start to do I can help a couple streets there you go you know what I'm saying so it's like yeah yeah that's

way far because I'm like I always I always say this because I ain't got to do shit right because when I was coming up motherfucker I ain't do shit for me you dig what I'm saying but you have to change that mentality be like it ain't back right you dig what I'm saying 100 people just to come together like how we be it like I say I'm from another dimension 1999 on back what year you were born 92 all right bet that's why I got more than cold all right bet you feel I was I was playing I think I was playing Sega in 92 yeah damn what you're old for hey man you gonna see you gonna cut that up yeah I bet you got really you like me oh you like me oh you're like you just getting grown but I'm like

right I'm trying to tell I'm almost 30 almost yeah I'm growing I'm trying to tell you I'm almost half I'm almost up out of the I'm gonna try to tell you what happened nah it's all you know I tell you the other day see the first about the first three you good you pimpin right pamper you good you know everything then when you get about 33 and a half you just be like you know what I'm just gonna go on let them yon-n-n-nigger have I'm just gonna go sleep I'm gonna be tired of a lot of shit you're gonna need a lot of nests ain't gonna be I ain't gonna be any with none of that do you believe me when I

tell you all the nights that you stay up late in your 20s that you're going to pay for in your 30s oh yeah i'm definitely going to go to sleep i feel that shit now like if i if i up and run from like nine to night three i'm a crab no i'm telling you that's just the way life works i need that the time has already been put in it ain't anything you can do about it no i'm telling you now i feel like if i'm up from like nine to like three i need to sleep at least between four to six Okay, if I don't, it's going to be even worse. This is the craziest part. Because I'm going to be up still.

This ain't going to come immediately. Right. All the injuries you ever had in your life, you're going to feel them again. I feel them now. I'm letting you know, they're coming back. I feel them now. These are things that look forward to your mid-30s. They all coming back.

Look, I got a stout, right? And every year in my hand getting tighter and tighter. Right. The motherfucker getting tighter. I still don't know if they put screws in them motherfuck or not. But the motherfucker get tighter and tighter where I always cut it out of the scrist. you gonna have I don't give a fuck you did what I'm saying it did what it is but every year I feel it like getting tired of stiffer and stiffer I got to walk around one of

them little press bolts okay that's gonna be crazy as hell one day you gonna wake up that bitch gonna be closed all the way in the doctor go say oh yeah we need to go up in there yeah some new shit out we gotta take that out be crazy part about it they probably need to exactly I can't I can't let my hand my finger is it that's all I go that shit coming don't worry about Don't listen to me Don't listen to me Buh, bha, bha, bha, you feel?

Don't listen to me. Don't listen to me. I'm telling you. I've been here before. We're talking about, but you know that why I did that for the community though, man. You know what I mean? Spread that love.

The shit that you do for your community inspires so many people and I want you to just know that people love to see that side of you all. Like, I ain't even like when I've seen that shit from Bumby Johnson, bro, when he fed out and folks,

like, anyone knows I never thought he was stunting on them then right it was like what a niggin can feed the community and they what we love you bumpin bumpin bumpin bumpin what were you bumming I'm like yeah damn I want to feel a bumping tight knickle I don't want to be a bumping you see what I'm saying I want to be a bumping tight nickel to do that type of shit for my people so me but think god damn tc what I'm gonna feed my whole family with this turk I'm like that's what I'm talking my nigga feed your family nigga you did and we had a hundred nigga like

that or like nigger go feed your family nigger we'll be a better community you feel me instead of like not tell me thank you but feet like that ain't that ain't me bro you feel me like honey your business you dig what I'm saying I'm gonna get mine god got me so that's what I'm here for you feel me if I could bless if he bless me if I could bless 300 people look how we turn one blessing and three hummer dig what I'm saying come on guy welcome to pretty private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.

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Talk something about it. Come on now. Turn one in the three. Everybody got fed. He did. The whole hood. Whole hood, my little potter hit me

said, bro, I've been staying out of here 24 years. I ain't never seen nobody feed the hood, huh? Mm-hmm. I said, right, because I grew up with you. You did. What you know what I'm saying? Like, but we got to be the chain, bro.

Now they come on and pass out of these turkey. He did. But now, that's what I do for, man. That's love, bro. Right. Mm-hmm. I'm going to stunt one time. I don't know what I'm going to do yet.

I'm playing it something crazy, though. I'm going to do something crazy. I'm pulling up like the Joker, though. That's been my biggest inspiration these days. Not the last one. I was so mad at that last Joker movie that made me watch that shit. That shit was terrible.

That shit was terrible. A little laughing shit, man. That shit was garbage as a mother. I'm not really a Batman fan. I'm more of a Superman fan. But I watched Batman cable. He was straight. He did enough cool shit and be like,

All right, Batman. You ain't no flying, nigga. You need accessories to booping the nigga ass. They need to make a movie. He didn't really got no power movie. Joker. Just the Joker. Yeah.

You know what they need to make one by? Who? The Ritler. What's up, Ugly Do. What's up, Fulie? They need to make one by the Ritler. The Joe. Jim Carrey.

What's up, J-O-N, the other ugly dude? He need to make one about Jim Carrey. The Ripler? That shit was so lit. But they had him in it with other, they had him, the Rose Girl. Yeah. Poison Ivy. Yeah, Poison Ivy.

They don't do nothing original. They do all their pussy. Then they did want about the Joker girlfriend. You know, if you're a real Batman fan, you never gave a fuck about Joker girlfriend. She was a hoe. Hey, man, don't call this later a hoe. She was a hole. But don't do it as lady.

That's his main lady, bro. Don't call her a hoe, man. Don't. She won't a hoe. The Joker girlfriend. And then she fell into the back. You're talking about Robbie Cliff, right? Yeah.

She fell into the thing, right? Yeah. And turned it to that little, eh, he, he. I get what fuck about that shit? Nobody never did. Don't nobody care about the Joker girlfriend, bro. Check this out. I was.

Nobody care about Joker girlfriend. I was talking about this shit. Nobody really liked robbing like that, but it was a high, Robin. This is what I was talking about on Twitter. Well, I didn't, I said some shit. And then I was like, damn. Like, I got all these responses and shit.

Right. And then people, I forgot what the tweet was because I've been smoking the weed. But everybody kept in me back. And I was like, damn, I didn't know I had so many biblical scholars following me. So many questions. And I was like, well, what's Jesus' brother's name? And then they started sending me all this shit from the Old Testament and shit. Somebody hit me and was like, oh, I bet you didn't know Jesus had a wife.

I was like, wait a minute. Hold on. What happened? Wait a minute. They said, look, this is what I was told. I was told that Jesus had a wife, but she was like a prostitute or a hoe and so shit. And then he married her, but then he washed her sins away first.

So I was like, that makes all the sense in the world. He married a whole, but it's like, he's Jesus, he can just erase that shit. And make a clean again. Right. Make a brand new? Right. ain't that fucking amazing

put a whole new glow on it put a whole new pines all glowing it girl one swoop she's got a whole glow back thank you Jesus that was beautiful a niggas like you know I hit that no you did not that

not that one she knew that's refurbish right now you hit that one hey I did that with myself you probably hit this but you ain't hit this that's the crazy thing though man that's crazy you think he did though he had to because then i saw

dude try to do it i ain't gonna say who dude was but i seen this dude try to pull the same thing in real life and then it was like damn that's why he felt like he could do that but they say you can't turn a hole to a housewife but you can't you can if you cold enough to forgive her for her sins that's all it takes is a little forgiveness I think that'll make the world go around. But if you can't be dwelling on what she did before you got that. You can't. Because then you're going to hurt yourself.

Right. You got to let it go. Especially if you live in a glass house now. You can't be out here calling nobody a hole if you a hoe. And I don't know why two holes can't just be happy together. Why they feel like everybody got to surrender their wholeness? Just be a hole together. See, this getting too deep.

No, I ain't because if two holes can be together, ha-ha. It only makes a wholeness staple. You ever had a whole phase in your life where you was just doing way too much? I had to slow it down, bro. What made you slow it down? Because my wholeness was starting to be my character. Oh, it was leaking into your real life.

Because when I walked, they'd be like, there go a hole. I said, no, no, no, no. So I had to walk in it in a disguise, you know, because we can't let the enemy know how we're trying to move. So you're saying you had to walk in your hoonness? No, I had to walk out my wholeness. and had to walk with my wholeness.

You see, I couldn't walk with my own. I'm following you, my brother. You see, I wasn't following the wholeness. I had to let the wholeness. I said, hey, honeness, I'm going to need you to step to the side and walk with me. Because now I'm following you and you are not guiding me in the right direction. Okay. You dig what I'm saying?

Because I can't see you in the way. Right. Because I'm just watching your footstep. So let me ask you this, brother. Were you moving like this because you were unsettled? I was moving because you were unsettled. was moving because I was following something I was liking and loving.

What provoked you to this lifestyle? It was a feeling that I just sometimes can't shake. When a girl get naked, I say ooh. Mm-hmm. Ooh.

Were you ready for the responsibility that comes with that life? I was, but I really wasn't because I wasn't walking in my right direction. I was walking in my wholeness. Okay. I was allowing my wholeness to leave me where it thought that I needed to be.

But once I said, wholeness, listen, I'm going to need you to step to the side and walk with me. Speak on emptiness. I don't really know too much about being empty because my wholeness didn't allow me to be empty. So you're saying your wholeness kept you fool?

My homeus kept me busy. There was never no emptiness. So you can't speak on loneliness either. Uh-uh. When I got a loan, my honeness said, I'll be right back. Your Holiness took a break

I think I made my wholeness got tired of being a home So I had to let I retire for a little minute But my only definitely I had to tell my holness to walk with me Instead of God in my footsteps I feel you, brother Ain't nothing wrong with that That what other people got to do man Sometimes you can't you can't allow your holiness to control

Like I literally had to stop I literally had to stop like on some shit like my nigga do you think it's okay to save a whole it's cool it's cool if you let me tell you something you know why I say it's cool to save a hole because you can always boss a bitch up okay so you could take it from a whole I could turn it anybody can boss up it's just a look it's a glow it's a look a bitch something you not see you see a bitch who ever been to press and down and then you just see she got a certain glow about he like damn and be cute

It's a confidence. You got to walk there, walk. You got to talk there, talk. It ain't anybody who with me, bitch, I'm going to boss you up to be like that. That's why when a motherfucker will be walking, you're like, look, these motherfucker got a whole lot of confidence now. Oh, no, you can't overconfident me, motherfucker.

You feel me? I taught you what you know. That's how you feel. You digger what I'm saying? You create a monster. But no, nah, nah, no, nah. You can, but that's why you got to tell them you ought to walk with me. You have created a monster.

Or you could walk alone. You have created a monster. Didn't even know how to walk before you got to. I mean, but that comes with the game. That's a part of the game that don't nobody tell you about. You know, like, you don't follow the directions all the way when they be like one-third a cup of water. But then that's when you got to start letting them figure it out on their own.

You see what I'm saying? Like, you got to, this is what I say. When you come in a fight, I hate niggins who come in to fight not being prepared to get hit. Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. Right, I come in the fight, willing to take your hardest hit. motherfucker. I'm coming in there with that intention. Nicky hit me, nigga.

Cause why? What's going to fuck you up is when I do want to leave. You're like, I wasn't expecting that shit. You dig what I'm saying? So I come in the game, prepared for all the hits. So when the girl do that, it's part of the game. You got to tell the young brother, listen to here. You're going to teach her everything, you know.

Then she's going to walk out with allies. She don't need know you. Right. But that's part of the situation. You got to know what's going. Do you know why? Because I taught you everything you know, not everything I know. You have the confidence to walk out there with the knowledge that you think you got from me. But you ain't really got everything because you don't walk out. That's the coldest part is like, I know what you don't know.

And you don't know that you don't know it, which makes me even more dangerous. That's why you don't never challenge motherfuckers with more experience. Not saying, no I'm just saying You never know what comes with it And when people get hit with the upset Oh, it's an upset No, you just didn't know

What that other motherfucker was capable of Wisdom is a motherfucker I don't underestimate nobody Wisdom coming small packages But knowledge you know what to do with But what you say Wisdom ain't shit but knowledge you know what to do with I like that

But some people don't know what to do with it But that's what I'm saying Wisdom coming all shapes and form it could be in some totally you need attract your attention you like it's an energy about this motherfucker right something every time he speak every time something you motherfuckers say some I'm just attracted to the actual knowledge that I'm gaining from all right speaking and what is your definition that's the wisdom smart everybody comes in smart that's smart that's easy

smart everybody should know that now you have a different intellect a different everybody intellect skills is a little different like you might can pick up on certain shit like science might be your favorite subject your intellect skill might be a little different than i have but math i'll bust your ass put me up against any variable that i break that shit down my intellect skill on math just a little different you see what i'm saying so when it comes to smart that's why why I'm like this when I'm meeting people. But see, that's what I'm saying.

Smart is just a combination of how much shit you can do correctly. Because that's what people base somebody being smart off of it. Like, how many times can you be right? But think about what smart. Everybody really basically smart because you know right from wrong,

so you're smart. No, but see, it's like, even if you could have to be critique somebody's life, you could be like, why the fuck you do that? If you did it like this, but it's like, it's so many different ways to do that.

But that just make you opinionate. You dig what I'm saying? Now, everybody can have a different perspective because that would make the world go around. Right. You see what I'm saying? But when you say smart, are you smart? You're supposed to be smart, nigga.

You dig what I'm saying? Like, nigga, you're smart. If you ain't smart, you're dumb. And you know a dumb-ha-n-fuck. And you know a dumb-ha-n-knit. You dig what I'm saying? So it's like, what is he using? Every day.

You know what I start doing every day? I'm like, I start seeing myself, I'm handling my business, but I'm like, I'm smart enough to use my knowledge. and what I know to carry me further so instead of me just doing the everyday typical thing I'm like nigger what do I know what do I know how to do what do who do I know let me use that to help you feel what I'm saying like I'm

saying oh this shit but I ain't doing that way you see what I'm saying so it's like what type of internet mind state are you on that make you well that that that Determine what level of smartness you want to be you feeling that's why when I meet them off I'd be like What's heading? Okay, oh you just sit still or you so you're saying yeah if you're smart enough to do that That mean you did something right, but everybody right He's different what is right what is right right Come on somebody now we you did what is right what is right? I don't know what right is right because everything that you think is right is right? Right because everything that you think is right is just basically

based off what somebody else may or may not have told you what you may are you whatever you say is right it just only makes you comfortable well what is wrong is that just what we disagree on right so it has to be wrong because we don't disagree wrong oh yeah time in it what's wrong what's you tell about no no no they're wrong and when you do somebody wrong they just wanted shit to be right man don't do me right you see what I'm saying hey they did me wrong did you wrong because why they ain't do you right you see what I'm saying but everybody is different that's

why you have to be willing to compromise with somebody to understand they write still wrong but I'm I'm gonna sit here and make them feel like they right is right now if you smart enough to sit right here and make somebody feel like they right is right but you still know that they right is wrong okay you see what I'm saying I just using the mind game to make them feel comfortable so you can continue to do what you got to do which one was first right or wrong you won't know unless experience teach you what is right or wrong mom saying was wrong first or was right right right first or was wrong first you won't know what's right until you do it wrong.

But what if the shit was wrong first and then you made it right? Then you already know what's wrong because now it's right. But what if you didn't never know the shit was wrong until you got it right? You just thinking you're doing it right, but what if you was already doing it wrong? But who's, it wasn't wrong until it was right. But if it don't, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. So it might be right. But you can keep doing the wrong shit long enough that it can become right.

right to you and then your wrong is just your right right so somebody else can look at your wrong and be like that shit ain't right right but it's right because you ain't bothered nobody when you mind in your being you staying in your own little you know I'm saying your own little space but see as long as you stay in your space you ain't wrong because you got the right to do that but then the thing though a lot of people do some right shit to cover up some wrong shit but something you had to be wrong first like when you go to jail, they'd be like, you have the right to remain. Because you had to be wrong first.

Now you got the right. Right. You don't even know the right sometime until you do wrong. I didn't know I couldn't do that. But the crazy part about you are already in the right before they read you Nimrodes. But see, that's the thing about going outside. They just assumed that you know right from wrong. But you

already are declared that on the defense from doing wrong because when they see you, niggil, you are wrong. So that just goes to show you that motherfuckers naturally know right from wrong. Right. They choose to say you're doing wrong before they say you're doing right. But see, if they tell you that you're doing wrong, that means that you was fucking up. No. You just sit there and compromise when you know that you're right.

But you have to dictate the conversation so you can take your ass home. So if you someone outside and you saw some motherfuckers in, they didn't look like they was from America and they was doing some shit that you ain't never seen before. You're going to be like, hey, what the fuck y'all doing? Nope. I'm going to hold my piss with mine my business and walk. well I'm saying if they did this shit around enough people some one of these concerned white people were like hey we don't do that in America let me show you and I figure out what they're gonna have right after their white man say that shit because I'm gonna buy this business white people don't never mind they

they don't and that's why they be wrong that's what they be wrong that's what this shit that showed me y'all got to buy y'all bidden that's what I've been seeing white people don't never mind because they look at it like being an American is like being a part of this team It's like Team America. I don't know what the fuck. Lo, we are here trying to be free still. They are ready free, though.

We ain't. That's why we live in a different life and a different fight every day. They up here like, we're America. Listen, we are here, bitch. That's all we know, and that's all we go figure out. See, white people go hear that shit. I'm like, dude, you are fucking free, man. What do you mean?

You can do whatever the fuck you want. Right. Nobody's making you stay here, bro. And that is a fact, because I definitely, you know, I think, hey, man, you got, you got this much, you got more freedom than any black person that has been. No, one thing about it, I don't hold that pass against of saying, man, we can't do shit, but we can do way more than what we can't do. And throw it in their face, but do it the right way. You see what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying.

Use what you know. Use what you're learning. Bro, you got to think about it, bro. It's time. We're living in some old iPhone ad time. Let's take everybody. right now and say Paul's, Paul's life, let's take this shit back and say, okay, let's live in 1960. No.

You don't want to live in 1960s? Well, you want to take it further? No. Take it further? No. Where do you want to go? Go to the future. I don't want to go to the past.

No, because niggas got to appreciate what the fuck going on. No, we don't. You don't appreciate this shit. That's what, no, I don't need to go back to no time like that. you on time about them we appreciate this shit that why we go hard we need to go to the future I ain't trying to go to the future bro no because that's gonna be the only thing that make it to make niggas change because they already seen the past niggas got to see they don't they don't feel it they didn't see every slave

movie every civil rights you know what they say that ain't them okay that's how they feel bro if you got to understand bray it's more of us and more if we was on some shit bro that's just like me doing all these shit and then 60 year later, nigga, like, bro, don't fuck, man, on the phone old, DZN fly, yeah, man. Somebody gonna say, it ain't gonna take 60 years. It's cool.

It's cool, but for you to feel like a nigga ain't help the motherfuckers that's coming up behind me, trying to make a way and do that. Something wrong with you, brother. And if you feel like, nigga, you ain't always had a right to go vote, nigga. Y'all, nigga, choose and not to vote. That's exactly.

And the great part about it, we still ain't got the right to vote right now. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, declaration it's a law we got a sign for every 25 year that they just signed three years ago or or when when Bush was just in they resigned it nigger that for blacks to vote for every 25 niggas a law that the cuckers got to sit around like are we going to let the blacks vote and they all got to say y'all got to agree with it don't don't know look it up keep playing

a nigga him a nigga I get me here boss so your pussy's ain't go vote But see, that's exactly what I'm saying. They have already seen that. You got sock for your stupid out and go boat. Niggas have seen every one of them. That's why they got to see the future as opposed to see in the past again. They don't want to see the future. You're going to be a lot of niggas.

But they're going to try to make us vanish. Not the future. The future of niggers. Show them exactly like, yeah, look at that. Man, this shit looked like yesterday. Exactly. Shit going to stay exactly the fucking same. Keep doing what you've been doing.

Keep believing everybody in line. Don't vote. You're going to look at this shit. Look at the future. Look at your ass. This is you. Better stay preyed up and keep working with your little dumb ass. Exactly.

Y'all niggas stupid. They're going to show a nigger 10 years from now. Look at you. Same fucking clothes on. Still getting mad at the coronavirus. He's going to go 10 years in the future to the exact thing. Look at that. You had this shit on yesterday.

Dirty motherfucker. Look at you. Bagging clothes. Still mad at the coronavirus. Hey, man. my girl less. Fuck a nigger.

She with a better nigger. You want to see her? All this bitch living in the future. She got a call with no will. She's really in the future. She got five kids. Five kids about a nigger. Come on, man.

That's not it all in your girl. They're happy. Got a big-ass house, nice, pretty-ass grass. Yep, and it's fake. Your ass, still the same nigga. Still the same nigger. Let me tell you something. We're powerful if we just stand on

what we talk. there's so many smart niggas like how you say I know so many smart niggas are just complacent like you you got your intellect skills is above you know the number one thing I see around that niggas though niggas don't have nothing to believe in

nothing to believe I'm talking about them of the most talented creative motherfuckers you ever see in your life they just don't and I hate that moment where you see or you feel where a nigga just then gave up right when you have to ask a nigga hey man you

that's the moment that's the moment me why I'd be like damn nika lost all the whole he ain't even living for shit no not even to that point where you just see a motherfucker give up like damn you could have been right there and then they see

the motherfuckers who was around when they was around I know so many talented niggas like I know I can count on like I can count elite 20 I can say bro NBA player football player shot it right here booed this whole team right here

that's why I'm so big on those kids showing them listen here bro keep going whatever you want to do stay on it bro until you get to wherever you think you're trying to get bro man you get what I'm saying they better listen to what you're saying

because every day somebody hit me and be like hey man I'm thinking about doing comedy give me some advice I'm like man I'm so knee deep in my motherfucking hustle you think I want to hear this shit about somebody who want to do man you don't leave me to fuck alone you want to do comedy

you don't have know I'm supposed to inspire you man get the fuck out they want to be funny man but this not even a lot of niggins that's just a bold-ass move you inspired me to do come and I say bruh this shit harder than what y'all think man that don't let that false shit not inspired to want to do it though do your shit I don't ask me shit until you do your thing say your joe ho I got a million and one things to worry about and that's some shit you want to do Because I couldn't just start DMing random people

And just tell them shit You're mad with advice, those guys, damn Because I don't have the luxury to do. I couldn't just be scrolling on Twitter one day And just find a goddamn anybody And just DM them and be like, Hey man, I see you be washing cars. I always wanted to wash a car.

Give me some advice. Nigger might get me? Nigga ain't going to respect that. But like, you ain't never wash a car, vote? No, I'm just thinking about it. You got a car? Think about buying one You ever rode in the car

One time When I was a little boy I mean he might give some advice I mean I see that shit out of time I I don't Like You know how people go through phases

A whole bunch of shit But I do give folks advice Like in real life You see me in person Like hey man You know I think I mean I'll tell you Hey man

Stay prayed up Stay working bro Your life is your life It's destined for whatever It's gonna be I just say work hard But then I really Don't let the nigga stop.

Talking for no reason. Motherfuckers ask you a million questions for some shit they're not even gonna do. Like, man, just leave me alone. I want to, you know what? I don't really be tripping. I just tell a nigga, this only thing when the motherfucker will be doing

the music. How are your business? If you got a burst, make sure you got 16 balls. If you got 16, 5 balls, I hear your music. Because I know how it is. But if you got a hundred and 32 bars,

right. Listen. I know you put five songs together because they started sounding different after the first song Everybody know my name y'all been to go insane I mean insane ain't yeah

Insane ya insane All right Well the nigga just said three songs You feel but like slow down Has 16 balls And I'm gonna hear your song bro Sometimes people can get overwhelming Bro I just heard of the girl

28 minute song the other day I said this is an audio book This is a book It's not a song People People don't respect Chapters People don't respect

That shit These motherfuckers know I'm crazy Yeah you're crazy You're crazy You're gonna tell me You'll tell them they quit Hey man Don't come over all that man

I'm looking at my face He ain't playing But it's just like Nick I don't get to be able To run up on people Playing and shit I won't see you when you like 60 bro

You're gonna be cranky Man if you don't get the fuck way for my yard shooting that thing this year oh hey bro let me tell you we got a shot at when we were kids hey man what is this listen bro listen bro because this shit was funny here we were walking in the man yard bro in the hood and he was like my partner was like hey bro we for the cut through these four yard but they be tripping they be shooting at this I was like bro what the fuck are you trying to why he like nah no no no you scrape you scrape

you's great you's great digger so when we go to the back yard yeah I didn't hit that screen though he said what y'all dude the motherfuckerack y'all that's my part to say fuck you bitch he said let go let go like oh like oh a nigga I swelled everything two second a little in all year

bha bha bha I'm like that dink is crazy but that she needs to be firm right alright that's just another this man hey man you're rolling right that thing crazy man

just hey man rest in peace to Uncle Roger Maywell he's just passion away yeah man RIP man that's crazy what the fuck you just shake boy you must not know shit about boxing that was my favorite

Roger Maywell damn man shit great that way you gotta love your love ones man make sure you tell them you love them you feel me oh you said I don't be giving people advice this is the advice do that shit don't worry about a motherfucker just do that shit right do that shit

a thousand times till you get that shit right just do it just like Nike say just do it it's easier to pitch the fucking plan when you got one come on with the plan don't ask me to do the shit for you that's all i'm saying dear motherfuckers been coming up with incomplete ideas and want me to do all the hard work and be like hey go do this go over here it don't work like that you got to go out there because your look

might be better than mine in some aspect it might be easier for you or it might be harder or you may have a plug that was stronger than the plug that i had at the phase that you are you know you never know because in the world in the matrix you never know you never know you have to just go out and take your own chances and stop expecting people to live your life for you and try to scoot you up to where you want to be because you'll never be where you want to be until you put in the work and the diligence and what you're trying to pursue like you can't be out here dicking around if you're going to be serious about some shit be all the way serious about it jump all the way into it study it see who was great at it before you who's in it now who's

the number one motherfucker who's the number two but who is the people that you know who's the person that the people like because it don't matter what the fuck team you look at. It's somebody on their team that got a fan base and nobody knows why. Just like this is the one crazy shit like the dude the NBA player, the white dude

with the red hat, what's name? Brian Scalabrini his motherfucker was just he's just famous and people loved him just because he was just a fucking white dude with really that. Not just because of that they just loved, they bought it to the person that he was the character. You get what I'm saying? It's like I have shit to do with on the court. They just was glad

to see their boy you know the people's champ is basically what i'm saying so yeah you could be that so i don't know what to tell people when they ask me how to pursue their dreams because i don't know how big day dreams are shit i'm doing some i'm trying to figure out how to fuck to get a kangaroo and you asking me shit right now don't don't laugh at my job i got dreams too like i'm finished hey man how can i start on my dream man i don't fucking know i don't have a kangaroo yet i ain't this shit you asking me like i'm not getting up every day trying to figure out to get this goddamn kangaroo and you asking me shit man let me get me the fuck alone let me get back on my grand figure out how to get

this goddamn giraffe neck kangaroo because I'm definitely gonna get me a monkey man I'm gonna get me some shit that niggas like man one of them little small monkey that's gonna be my dog man me and my little monkey hey man you don't know what I'm hey man we do a little trick money I don't know if I want some animals but I definitely want some shit that's just you know that's especially for me. Like, I'm trying to find me like a coat that's going to keep me worn with a soft inside. After this

coronavirus, nigga, I'm telling him I'm going to get that monkey. They're going to be like, they're going to be the best thing to do yet. Because I'm fiend to go monkey, stupid on this thing. I need some candy, my love. The whole, that's going to be the whole thing. They'll be like, what happened? Coronavirus got all your body scared. I'm going to go muck on me again. You're going to get a monkey, man. What are you going to name?

Talk to No, man. No. Hey, what what you're going to do when your muck is run away, man? I'm like, come here. Ugly abe. What's the name? Bring your monkey ass here.

Bring that ass here. Ugly abe. I'm like, call them. Like, come on, I'll just be for the white people. Come on. See it. Ugly at, no. Ugly ab.

See it together. Ugly ab. That what you're going to name the monkey? That what you're going to name? Uglyabai. UAB. UAB. UAB, what that is?

Y'all. Uglai b. That my monkey ain't a y. Y. That my monkeenay, y'all. That my monkeen night. Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm for real.

That's going to be my mic and night. And I'm going to need that for his intro. He's going to have a YouTube and everything. Hey, man, what's your website? That my mom again. Yeah. That my mom again night. Y'all.

Hey, that my monkey night. You're going to be coming in and out of this. That's what. I'm going to get one. Forget one, bro. They're going to be dead bed, bro. The motherfucking lit, bro. Hey.

Animals tell you when the fuck shit around, man, real talk. What's your website to get some merch? DC on fly official. Dot com. What about you, bro? Quicktouchingish.com. You been going crazy with your shit, bro.

Mothogh motherfucker pulled. What do I think somebody pulled up on me with your sweater? Well, I've seen your sweater out just about. I was like, look at that shit, man. Touching the people, bro. oh those cry I hate people who got ugly cries but that's a pet people everybody ugly when they cry no not no no like people who just can't help it like you know how some people like get ugly before they cry they'd be like

yeah that's a different kind of cry when you ugly cry that man you really gave a fuck you gave a fuck that time He did the ugly crap Shit, shit was real Hey Hey They all look like they're about to sneeze They were like

They were like Oh, everybody going down He's about to cry I'm like that I'm fucked up I hate the ugly cry Like your cry got to match Your look too It got to be like

Like you can't be like Ha I'm like oh no You don't fuck the whole funeral It's a rap, bro. Y'all's so stupid. She got an ugly crumbus? Oh, that was hilarious when she's like,

he don't love me no more. Boy, I was like, it was kind of cute, but it were ugly at the same time because how she was like, don't love me no more. She said, what, girl? Mm-mm.

I said, he don't love me no more. bitch he ain't crying for real when you can talk he don't love me tell you what made it believable because it was an ugly cry that's what made you believe it was real did he cry did tarry cry the only thing baby boy was missing that shit like in the beginning that shit should say based on a true story right there's a lot of baby boys out there old puck hand nigga you make me sing like they hard mama boy the mama buffering her and choke your ass you ain't

tell peep about that shit no you ain't seen people that came with a swung-on-hole man you hear me you got a real gay stand hole boy so that gave you the validation to do sir and shit then you get jocke know about the little niggas

that could have happened to any nigga I ain't gonna knock you out a little homie because you got a heart I do want that little pegway Just say it. Nica, hold your chin up, nigga. Nigg out here seven dresses.

Get your pussy's ass home. Which one of these little niggins stole your bike, Joe to Joe? That nigga walked out there. A nigga ganged up on some little nigger with him. He said he punched that nigga. You punched him like a bitch. Straight his ass suck. That dick, like, my hair.

My hair, bitch. You made to tell me this little nigger face harder than your fist. My hair. Then when the nigg started walking him, he started getting sad. he started looking at the nigga like Dad that fuck, look, he's getting a nigga an ad whoopper, he was like, damn. Hey, that was fucked up

how they threw that scene and you had to see a nigga getting his ass whoop just for you to remember you had a motherfucker fucking son like, damn. He had a son? That's what made up.

That was a flashback he was having. I got to go get my son. Damn. He got an ad whoopin made him thinking about his responsibility. I was going to get my child. He was going to get my child.

See, that's what I'm saying. Baby boy is so important to the community because it's not a movie. It's a think piece. There's so many scenarios in that that you're going to face as a nigger out here in these streets. I heard a nigga Melvin

licked that nigga head. He put that nigga and lick their head. That nigga Melvin said the nastiest shit in that world of that nigga when he did that if he was on lockdown, I make you bend over for me. I'm like, what the fuck?

Whoa, nigga. You are not that upset. he was that bad he wasn't that fucking man then he choked a nigga out and let him go and looked right at him and said he wants something from the stove I was like that nigga is evil

that is some evil shit then when he walked in the kitchen and this nigga was naked and that nigga turned around and said you want some breakfast like what the fuck no nigga and he was done like that there that nigga big hell

in that rockin like that you know what me and your mom used to be in there He's trying to be able to dance and tell you how he's fucking your mama. That's disrespect. He had every right to hate Melvin. See, man, fuck Baby Boy. Turn this shit off.

We have seen that movie entirely too many times. I fought with Baby Boy. There's a lot of Baby Boy that nigga out here, man. Y'all a nigga ain't hard. Y'all just a babyboy. We're going to throw some shit like that in the 85 South Shore movie. It's just going to be little scenes that is going to add up until a bullshit movie if you watch them in, put them together. You know what?

Can't wait for a Roach Motel. How did you see the Roach Motel? dropped the day the road clip it dropped the day yeah yeah I didn't see shit you ain't paying attention man you got to see this shit where happened oh no are your camera's a dog you're shit a dog what camera what camera what you're talking about you can see this Come on. Never missing, never miss it.

It's been a while. Don't cut his fucking dick off the way, bro. You fucking tripping, dog. You tripping, dog. You tripping, dog. You tripping, dog. It's gonna be. Oh, that's the one.

Yeah. And you put it in it You put his fucking dick off the way Way, bro There you got They're at the same out there That hit you

Hey man Oh my dad That's my dog Man That's That's That is important To the community

Boozy is definitely A hood legend man Bro I'm so glad He got on Instagram That shit's so entertaining to me He's lit, bro.

It's like every other day he drops some shit. Nigger, this shit got getting me through the coronavirus right here. Where the nigga was getting the hand cutting that nigga's thing. Puts your push and lips on laugh. I'll give you a thousand dollars a nigga. That is enough laughter to keep me going for the next couple weeks. Every time that nigga get on there, it's fucking magic. Man, boo's a real nigga, man.

Yeah. Because everybody wants to see that side anyway. Everybody know you're a gangster. Right. But a nigga want to see like, man, everybody knows he'll have a fan. Family man, you feel. Right. You know what's going on, man.

Everybody knows he's a good nigga. We want to see that side of Bussey. And it's still gayster. He'd be in there. Rihanna going to love me. I'm sorry, A.S. Because I thought with A.S. That's my little nigga.

But I know if she's back on the market, Rihanna, you better come find me. Man, that nigga. That's what you being there talking about, Boozy. You better come find me. You're like this thing crazy. It sounds like an old big mama. That nigger.

really just be using Instagram to talk to everybody. That nigga get on there and just say, wow, shit. All my baby mama's moving to Atlanta. I'm a double the child support. I'd be like, this nigga, serious. He's crazy there. He said that. He ain't called

one of his baby mama, ugly, did he? Yeah, he said he did. They had a big thing. I love. Bro, Instagram is very entertaining. You know, ever since all the clubs and shit been shut down, a lot of people have been going live. A lot of people. Y'all been saying people going live, right?

I think that's why I am I with that shit. No, I don't know. I mean, I fuck with a laugh. What do you want to see right now? I don't know. I want to see what you're doing. Right now. I'm doing what the fuck I'm doing.

I let you know when I'm out. Some people want to see that shit. I ain't got time, but I got real life, man. I'm at the house, man. You make the house chilling, man, with my people, man. What y'all want to know? Here you go. It's cute.

We thank it, man. You bought some more car. Mm-hmm. You did. You did. You ever said me one of the bubbles, man. I can't find one of the motherfuckers save me. Mm-hmm.

What I'm going to say? What are you going? He keep trying to get that shit right and then give me a big ad nut. I don't want you putting that in it, man. They give me the fucking car, man. He keep trying to fix it up then selling. I'm getting me what I'm going to do. I'm going to put some scroters on that time.

Put another mode and then when I get in ten and I got some music. Can I buy the car, please? I don't want the music. Other scroters. How many you got three? Bubbles? for not the other one I don't really count the other one one one gone so one not not the brown one to count that one like that that's a 96 instead of 98 what the brown remember

the uh the uh the uh that one ain't a a bubble it's a uh what's the other one caprice is it ain't a caprice is it a That's the it. It's a Capri. I'm talking about the Impala. I got four Impala. And one. And one, Capri. I ain't talking about the Capri. I'm talking about the Impala.

I had five, but I sold one. I'm one. I'm one. I can't find one. I can't find one. I can't find one. Now, that's going to be my last one. I'm chilling.

You know I got the punny yet. How much you want to spend? That will rap. I know what you mean? How much I want to spend? For one that's like on Craid list? All right, well, I'm saying. You still got a set of budget.

Accurately, buddy That shit varies from what you want to do Man, he ain't been 15,000 on car man, I ain't doing that shit Man, this thing I didn't do that for my Corvette, man, I ain't doing that shit no more That was it, that was it, that was a classy, you know what I mean?

I'm gonna, and I'm gonna fuck with that one just on some, and that crayon probably I said to hell down, because it was another one on the market that was so clean. What would I look? 15,000? Yes, Lose. you be putting shit in call

50 that's what I'm saying what the 15 that was 20 wow nigga made money with me and want to take everything we make it oh I know what you're getting you think I'm going to sell a car for Twitter to know this motherfucker

this car is clearly $75,000 this is a classic fucked up they only made them in 96 I know. That's why but then I got my color. That motherfucker's so clean.

No, man. I wouldn't do you like that, man. You know. I'm gonna do something to the color, though. I don't know what I want to do to it though. What? I ain't really with the beat because you know I got a heart members. I ain't trying to round around there.

Ah, shit. I ain't with that. Oh, yeah. And I'm an old niggas. I don't really too much care about all that loud that. I don't want people know I'm coming. Right. I hate that.

You hear a nigga before you see him. You see, this is the thing about the Chevy is now. Where you at, man? Stop. Why you slow down, man? We heard you. Calm the fuck up the street. You know why I'd be so...

It's always hard for me to sell cars because when I buy them, I always never... I know it ain't. I get attached to them. I was just always thinking I'm buying some shit don't nobody else want. So it'd be like, yeah.

Like, man. Why you want this? I'm not even going to lie. That motherfucking Mustang you got, boy. The old one? The green. The black one? Oh, yeah.

No, that's not a Mustang. That is a commemorative. that bitch hard that's probably my one of my favorite car I ain't gonna laugh okay I'm going to get original that you put I'm actually going to pick my firebird up tomorrow real yeah no that that that that one that Camaro probably like the latest clean is classic right the 69 that one is it a 69 that Camaro the black one is the orange I got a 69 there's orange and black no the black one they got the red They got some red, not interior, but it got red on the black one.

The black Camaro. You said it was a Camero. Oh, the convertible? Yes, food. Oh, the old one. Yes, sir. That motherfucker is A1. That motherfucker lit.

He's tricked. Oh, I didn't change. He got so many cars. He's like. Oh, the one that I pulled up up here. I gave that to my uncle. No. Who won't see him like that?

I'm supposed to pick that one up Friday. I had a few little changes. done to it. Yeah. The green one probably the more the 85 south probably the more

lead-est light show car you probably got. Yeah, I had made a few little changes to that. For real. I ain't resurfaced it

yet. Because that pinnob on their interior was I said, he did. You didn't get custom?

No, niggas don't go custom? Niggum went full custom, though. Niggum went full custom.

Niggum went full custom. See, nigga don't know you do them call, though. They're going to see some shit in here in a minute. I got some

some things up my sleeve. right i got a few things that i've been pitched i had to move a few things around to get them like i needed them right chad be laughing you know he'd be bullshit when it comes to these cars man don't fuck around chad bought him a speed racer that niggia yeah he wanted a speed racer always wanted a stick shift 88 i'm like this nigga yeah what fuck wrong with him speed race that shit hard air i can't even I'm like, this is my last time riding with you.

He's like, yeah, I don't love this cart. I'm like, this thing, it's crazy, bro. That's how you were driving at this. I always wanted this car. You know I drive a stick? I fuck around. Nah, I ain't. I didn't grab one.

I'm fucking around. I don't like them. They're cool. They all. They nice. I'm driving them, but I ain't really Uh-uh. That shit is a breeze.

It is, but I don't fucked up a clutch before. Yeah, that's probably one of the words smelling things. When you had that real, that first official jerk, and you hear that motherfucker saying, hey! Yeah, you didn't miss the whole gear when that happened. But I was doing that shit too many times.

And when you were in traffic, you got to restart the car, put that motherfucker in the music. Oh, it's definitely going to cut off. Hey, Joe. A whole car cutting off You didn't came out the cluster You know how embarrassing that is

You got to keep telling the beat Yeah Oh man That shit happened to me I was on a steep ass here When I first started Learning how to drive that bitch A whole bunch of cars behind me

That bitch cut off I missed the light about one time On the second time The light came through I let that bitch go and I burn out All the way up there all way up the goddamn once I got the hanged of it it was cool

I just ain't like stopping at red lights can I mean I got to start all the way back up I'm like I got the deep down shift your car you don't call you that little jerk when it slow down I'm saying you don't have to down but I'm always down at first year by that time I don't know if I'm in first or not

and my time I get it first and my fuck would be like I got to hear people to go around one more time That's because you're coming off The clutch too fast If you hit the clutch faster Then you hit the gas

It's going to cut off every time I'm trying to be out here To talk about some Like I just want to I see everybody else Yeah because they actually know how to drive us I'm doing exactly what they do

No you just think You just going through the motion You ain't seeing what they're doing Fucking asshole I think I fuck that whole cold I said it's a rap I don't like all that jerky shit even Why would it be jerking if you know

When you down shit we'd be like And then when you When your car ain't really out of the way fully equipped when you got it from credit this It's gonna jerk anyway Who you been riding with bro? That's who I'm buying my cars

Because motherfuckers who know how to drive a stick It ain't no goddamn jerking That motherfucker ride just like a normal Ain't no jerking On the down shift If you downshifting and you know You may or may not stop You just go to second

and pop that bitch with ass smooth. I don't have time to teach you motherfuckers how to drive the day. I'm not to ride a dirtbite. There you go. I'm trying to change gears

on a dirt bike. Go up down, four, one down, five, walk, one down, what's happening? What's you want to do? That's the same thing,

though. No, it ain't. I'm good with my toes. I know how to kick that mornful. You know how to lift you. So you know how to lift you big toe. Oh, man. Don't think about it.

This little morpahreit. This little morpollig. I got a special touch on it. You see what I'm saying? Special touch on it. But I want to get my motorcycle a lot of some bad hair. They may not do it.

It ain't nothing to it but to do it. Time is right now. Yeah, yeah. We got time to do a bunch of shit. You got time to do a lot of shit. I get my motorcycle, but you know, motorcycles are going to call shit. I'm going to get my motorcycle.

I'll get you a nice one for about $3,500. I got one. You get your motorcycle license? No, I got a motorcycle. That's what I'm saying? I don't want to do myself like that because I end up getting on the bike and without the motorcycle.

And that's what a lot of them they do. They're like, I ain't have a motorcycle license. You got a motorcycle license? Nick, I got a driver license. I can drive. I can drive.

Oh, that nigga is on motorcycle. Who's going to stop me on the motorcycle? We're going to pull over on a motorcycle. Me, motherfucker. What fuck are you talking about? What the fucking are you running away from every police with your stupid ass? You got me fucked up.

Those people can rat the fuck out of them. I love a motorcycle. Brasson. We were through traffic on the motorcycle, and that shit was crazy, bro. The nigga had to fail, maybe like a mile ahead of it, maybe two miles. I just seen that thing. I know that a nigga would lift him, bro. He was living on the side of the railroad, and I was like, look at that nigga, bro.

He was just weaving through four, and I was like, brother, he got to be dangerous. Two miles ahead. A nigga will live. To hit, that nigga, bite all the way up there. And you know the crazy part? The other morning I was up late watching videos of people, you know how they had, like, people in. in traffic being assholes right and they had like you know how you just watch a series of videos they had these videos of people like cutting people on motorcycles off just being dickheads

for real and the crap probably you can see that shit actually in Atlanta like right there on um right by the underground you don't need no motorcycle like you can get to your electric scooter and ride them off it looked like a bike where this is oh when the summer hit i'm getting me one of them got damn try to a motherfucker hell yeah you seen it for like nine nine a month yes They're going to buy me one flat out. I got to see what that shit in on. What's that shit? A T-rex or a spider or something shit.

They're like, you can drive. Come get me one of them. K&M, I'm on it. That should be lit. I got an asthma. Me and your auntie with the long titty's going to be on that. She's going to keep pulling them long motherfuckers up. She's going to be around my waist.

And every time I hit the motherfucker, she's going to lean back. We're going to be sitting at the light. She's going to pull them long motherfuckers up. Then I'm going to pull off. They're going to drop again. We ride all motherfucking summer And your auntie with them

Slingshot Titties We're going to Birmingham We're going to all the places Older Black women like to go Knoxville Chattanooga On the spider Nashville

Man we're going to ride All the way over The goddamn Columbia South Carolina And go to a cookout Or her family in them house What about if it rain? You know that they got no good

You know they got no roof? You know they got no roof Yeah we're going to go early in the morning All right. Yeah. Nings are going to be in number of wind. Y'all can't go to no inside of it. Y'all don't smell like outside.

We're going to ride down her home girl house and Stockbridge. We ride me and your auntie with some slingshot titty. She can't have her on no lashes. No, we'll be blowing them off. She got to get the ones that get put in by the professional. I like the thought of the car, baby. We need to get on the end. Now, you know she's going to have some of the big-ass-hays from the beauty supply store.

It's hilarious, bro. Yeah, man. I like them chicks who built for anything, ready for everything. Want to go anywhere. Fuck you mean. Don't care how we get there. Put on some sweatpants right now. Let ride.

Come on. She ready. Put your hand in the ponytail. Let ride. I love them. Put your hand in ponytail, bitch. What? Bitch, you just put your hand in a ponytail, man. I like the ones who just have another hand to have a ponytail.

Them the ones I like. Damn, just enough. Yes, so yeah, as long as she got some ponytail. I like a phone to have a hair, to gain the ponytail, but that little side had on reach. So it kind of like fold out a little bit. You're like, ooh, I like that little fold out. Oh, that just made me appreciate it. That little fold down, right?

I love that little fold down. They look like, ooh, a little fold down. Hey, a little hood. She got that little fold down. Like, ooh, I like that little fold down. Once you cut the hair off and now they just like that. Oh, she fought up when she was lame, stupid a little cut your head. They got that little fold down.

That shit still ain't never grew right. You got a little fold down. Shall got the Bible pen in that part. A little bit. You got a pony table. You got one Bible pen. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah.

You know what that mean? That's a little fold down right now. That little fold down. Welcome back to another rendition of the 85 South Show Corona Special. Oh, we entertained you motherfuckers doing the sickness. name man any closing remarks you would like to leave me oh man fuck that you're ready to go coronavirus is real y'all think i've been entertained i'm going to the career do some social

distance oh no man you know they know what going on make sure y'all go make sure y'all go get that 24 hour man out right now screen why you in the house go fuck on some you dig what i'm saying go smoke on some man what it's good tennis sucking music man what it's good it's good it's good It's good for play music. If you just want to waste some time, play that song and got damn and go ahead and suck on some tithies. Yeah, here's some good fangering music.

Nah, he ain't no fangering music. Titty-sucking music. He's grown for. Everybody got tired of me. If you do that shit, you ain't on some pussy. Clit rubbing me. Yeah.

Okay. If I'm playing with the finger, if I'm fingering, just best believe I'm planning on and put my mouth on it. Damn. If I put my fang on it, I'm putting my mouth on it.

Okay. Yeah, that's ambition right there Ambition I just realized y'all nigga swap Y'all look smooth How did y'all do that, Stefan? Y'all nigga swap, man, I didn't even look And I was just looking at him

like he'd be in the whole time Yeah, yeah, man, he's crazy That's because you had Oh high, fuck All right, man, well look Tell these people what we got coming up Hey man, we got more shows coming up If they're gonna cast him, bitch.

We're going to add other than that, we got more trap. The more trap episode's coming soon. Hey, man, we're about to go. I already got Joe working on it. He's about to go in the vault and see what we ain't dropped out the trap, man. He's going in the vault. Man, re-drop some shit. They won't know.

My fuck a big cabin. They swear they sing it. Fuck around in Black Pittsburgh, one more time. But he's folly in Pittsburgh again. Yeah, he was stupid here. somebody keep reposted all that shit somebody bit yeah somebody it's a whole another account they just repost our shit real thank you made a whole eight-hour compilation of this show real hell yeah we got none to do no that we do that we're

here for a video now he do that's my mother got more time for us than we do how long did it take to upload that eight and a half hour video I went crazy part about it how long did you have to hit my stupid ass do how they're yelling? Seven and a half about it. Ah!

Ah! I know the foble are coming down down now. What are they doing to that boy? Someone's being raped downstairs. Stop laughing. Can't laugh at that. Stop, D.C. That is fucked up.

We are going to attack left and right. right by hate groups we're talking about ourselves though I know man I might want to hit that shit they're gonna take that little clip I'm gonna go fuck smoke this wow DC young flyer tell us

how you really feel about the big R I'm like I was talking about myself fuck you fight they ain't gonna fight none I come from that era shut up fight no

me fight nigga shit up they don't They'd rather have a war of words. Bad there, my nigga, said on, Shut up and fight! Hey, make sure you keep playing that this shit around. Don't be out here licking on those strange privates that you haven't already been licking on.

Shut up and fight! Hey, don't be out here getting head from nobody new right now. Basically what I'm saying, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to. Shit, real, ain't. Yeah, it ain't the time to be fucking on somebody new. My motherfucking gonna take me when, I'm gonna see you. Bitch, if we live, we doesn't win. Can we make it through this?

I'm not about to get it in my last day. It's my last day. It might be, yeah. I don't know what tomorrow may hold. They're telling us not to be in groups of nine or more and shit. Every day I wake up. Don't count deep. We just made it.

We hit the limit right now. We can be shut down in a moment. Sorry. CDC, sorry. Coronavirus is. in the building. We don't know what the fuck tomorrow, man, but this shit

day to day like a motherfucker. They say anybody who ain't got cable, you can't get coronavirus. Shit. It comes through the TV. Shut the fuck up, man. Nope.

It says social media is spread the coronavirus. They say the news is, so if you ain't got cable. It's so many places that this shit could have came from. It could have came from their pop-ass shit. I think TikTok has something to do with it. They put the corona in the

Right. Man, put it in a chair. Hugging, why I can't go to jail. Everybody's sick now. Get the fuck out of here. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man.

I think they got sent to 25. 23, that fuck, dude. Yeah. Did you see this motherfucker when he was going to court to get sent it? A nigga went to court that morning and they had the walker. They told him he'd get 23 years. That nigga walked that. Man, leave him.

Fuck that Walker. That nigga walked out that bitch with no walker. That's in the time, man. That nigg was no walker. stand up. Fuck that. Hey, man. Man, that shit crazy.

Fuck that. That nigga, no, he only got half the time he was supposed to get. That nigga touched there. I remember when the allegations first start coming out. That nigga ain't even denied shit until the black girl said that she, he tried to get her to give him a massage or some shit. Lupita Nyango. That lady. Her name, Lupita.

Lupita. Ain't that her name? Lupita. not how you pronounce it Lupita Lupita The one from Cutta Salt

I mean She's Mexican and Kenya Oh Oh yeah So yeah When she came out And said some However everyone

I seen allegation That's when he came out And was like Hold on wait I ain't do all this shit That's my only time When the white ladies Was saying that

He just let it ride But when the black girl came out You were like Whoa whoa wait a minute Wait a minute But that So the black girl

Name is Lupita Yeah The one from goddamn 12 years It's late Oh, shout it I just See, I don't be paying attention to people

shit like that I mind my fucking White people This is a A, example I mind my fucking being There, bro I don't be knowing what going on

I just be thinking I just assumed Sometimes No I'm about my business All right We're fucking I know he was a pedophile

But I ain't know Who I want to figure out who the women Were like Let me go see the women No He was all women Who famous already

For real Most of God damn He was doing dirty shit To make him know so he could put him like hey you want to get in this movie come play with my balls laid on in my hotel that's fucked up and he was like yeah that's the type of shit he was on so that's why he gone yeah he was the lad he's the last of the sleazy hollywood producers oh yeah

we gotta get them type of niggas up out of hell yeah we gotta protect our queens at all yeah you shouldn't have to suck nobody dick to work at all at all not unless you want to yeah you should have the freedom and choice Right. You dig what I'm saying? Don't give them folks that's part of the job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, well, you qualify, but, uh, you know. Like, God damn, I ain't, I ain't even though. That's a fire print, my, man. Hey, hey, come on in the back if you really want. You know what I mean? That's real sleep. That's a moose-ass-ass-sucker shit. So, make sure we protect our queens. It's abuse of power, and those are the type of creeps that we don't want our. Right, those type of niggins, we beat the fuck up! daughters of cousins and shit around one thing about us man we're really on the up and up we don't walk a born he's hands up on the chin how you gonna do it oh man who did right that guy that you got damn joe all right now a man 85 South show driver no what time in there man you did get high everything is okay

stay prayed up everybody man this here once again man we love y'all man peace love blessings to everyone 85 South show we love y'all Joe, give me some of the goddamn food, man. Oh, my leg, my leg, my leg. You wanted some shit? Yeah. Oh, my boy! You know, that's a bad part.

The cinnamon sticks, they'd be sleeping on them, bitch. That ain't be, man, they be talking so much shit. I'd be like, bro. All right, shut up. Cinnamon sticks all the churn. Cinnamon sticks off the chain. Damn! Hey, bro, white comments are so funny now,

because I get shit, I get some older. They be thinking shit funny in here. I'm like, they get stupid at that thing. You haven't been walking down the block? You were walking, I was like, wow. I'm like, this shit ain't before. White people are hilarious, bruh. They find that shit funny, funny, brus.

I did, like, Lucie K though, a little bit. A little bit, a wild shit. That's a nigga that was a jack-in-off in front? Yeah, he was funny. He was funny before that. You're not just down there. Yeah. I'm a time nigga, man.

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