The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - THE CREW in the Trap | The 85 South Show |

Episode Date: July 8, 2023

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listen to Good Mom's Bad Choices from Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast You don't get your podcast motherfucker, what's that right there? I hear. Where the bass is?

My sound off today. We ain't got no bass. This sound real pussy. Yeah, bass out. Jay Owen, what the fuck is that? I don't think he finished it yet. No, he's playing that shit off his phone. Jay Owen was making the beat. Then he went to sleep.

Then he went to sleep. Went to sleep, then he went to sleep. J-O-N was making the beat, then he went to sleep, then he went to sleep. I said, no, Chico, you might be wrong. It sounds like he made this bitch on a cellular phone that needed to be plugged in on 20% and was like, when I get home,

I'm gonna finish this bitch, it's going hard. You hear the claps, you hear the snares. I'm gonna put something right there, yeah. I'm gonna lead in space and I'mma fill it in with some shit at my place when I get on. That shit gonna be on. I'm probably gonna play that shit through a microphone and it's gonna be lit when I balance it out

and put the shit that'd be missing in that bitch now. Hey, Joe Mint made the beat is so player. He recorded this bitch on a Motorola razor. That's why you can't hear the bass coming through the speaker. Hey, get this bitch finished, the tweaker is out. No, Chico, that bitch already sounding lean. He made this bitch on an ass in between. Damn, that's crazy as hell.

He made it on an answer sketch, nigger, and I can tell. No, that sounds so swell, it's like he recorded on his phone and left it on his own voicemail. Yeah, man, I ain't no hater, but this'll sound great on an eight-track player. track play. Yeah, but let me have it, cause I'm gonna make it harder. He made this shit on a calculator he got from his daughter.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, man. We're in this bitch, man. He made this bitch on a microwave screen. A microwave screen? On a microwave screen. On a microwave screen. He just kept hitting the eight and the one

16. Chico, when I said you gonna swear I'm a liar, he made this bitch on a goddamn air frown. After this, J.O. Win, we leave you alone. He made this bitch on a rotary phone. Nah, I heard what you say. He put it on that phone the one, you got to pay. I'd heard it before.

He made this bitch on a bottom at the Lick store. Is that a horn? No, nigger, that's a flute. He made this bitch at the grocery store over by the fruit. Yeah, uh, Twika, he made this bitch on the Walmart loudspeaker.

You think that I'm wrong. He made this beat on a Walkman with one head phone. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Yes, indeed. We in this bitch, man. We in this bitch. We are in this bitch.

Like if this, yes, that's how we... Yes. Yes, indeed. It's 2023. You know what? This 85-way studio, but this also is the wound because we in this bitch. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I probably won't look at none of these niggins that I got in there with me today, because they got their legs out and shit. But they didn't know that I had just got the air fixed in this motherfucker, so it's frosty in hell. Yeah, it's real good.

Yeah, you feel me? I feel you. Y'all ain't dressed for the occasion. That's the job you want. I'm just telling the people so they don't think I condone this type of shit. How y'all boys feeling, man? I was feeling, man. How you feel it?

What you mean? How you feel it? What you mean? How you feel it? Like, I'll try to stay out my feelings. Ain't no money over there. That wasn't what I was asking. I was asking how you feel.

I'd be reading regular shit in my mind. I feel so real, so trill, like the recipient of a scholarship out of poverty. Yeah. Yeah, that's mean right there. Scholarship out of poverty. Living how I want to. Yep, doing what you want to.

When I want to. Being where you want to be. How I want to be there. However you want to be there, that's it. How you feel, Otis? He ain't gonna answer the Otis on camera. He'd think he better than that. Yeah, I'm Otis.

And I'm not ashamed to admit it. There you go. There you go. Said that shit like he was on one of the commercial where they said, now a word from my satisfied customers. Hi, I'm Otis. Didn't me, baby I'm feeling

motherfucking motivated because I watch all niggas on Netflix last night You did? For the hell yeah And I'm proud as fucking You know, we watch history God damn it on

Man I was gonna I might as well enjoy yourself You know your car getting broke into tonight I ain't never did it like this before

We are shooting A special And you is don't on your only fans content on stage. I'm trying to get some old bottle, this. Just like, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, whole dance. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, make the whole crowd.

Shake, shake, shake, shake. When he had me who's 6 to 1. When he nutted, bro, when nobody in there with me, it was just me. You was the only sperm. I was like, so don't nobody want to come? Okay, shit. This is easy.

Make some dogs. Shake, shake, shake. I'm through smoking weed. That shit ain't got too strong. Why you say that? Because I was had the other day. Or was a pregnancy pillow. The one that you lay between the legs?

That ain't really a bad idea. I'm at home taking naps like I'm 10 months. Because it was the only dream. I used to read Word Up magazine, salt and pepper, and heavy d'all in the limousine, hanging pictures of my wall. Every Saturday, it was a rap attack. Mr. Magic, Molly Mall. I let my tape rock

to my tape pop. Come on, man, y'all ain't rocked to my tape. Till he didn't play no more. Until it broke. Come on, man. And you can always tell when your tape about to break. That shit's just, slow down a little bit.

Yeah, and that shit just popped. That was some sad day. That was the saddest. I remember I was trying to not, never forget, but I was trying to catch this one. Avant, separated first came out. And you know how they put me a song on the radio? Man, I heard the tail end of it.

And I was like, what is that? Nick, I sat at the radio all day waiting to press play and record at the same time to record this song. It was like midnight. They finally played that bitch again. I hit recording the tape pop, name. Damn.

I was sick. Well, yeah, that was, because I ain't had them problem. I just used the CD. You was recording shit off the radio on the CD? No, I'm saying. He was lying there, nigg. He came out. He was born doing the burn a CD era.

Yeah. No, he wasn't. Yes, I was DVD. My dad was a DVD man. But that don't mean you didn't listen to take you. You ain't that young. I'm 35. I'm 35. Oh.

Yeah. I thought he went to school with Fly Nile. He was supposed to go to school at some point, but I don't know if it was flying them. I thought that, see, that nigga tricked me. What? You tricked me. I thought that nigga was young. I'm 35, bro.

That ain't young. That ain't old. I ain't young. It ain't young. Right in the middle. You're right, yeah, you're right in the middle yet. You just, this is your first year of officially being grown. All right.

Yeah, that's ready to start to count. That's what it is? Yeah. All day, I thought I was grown in the whole time. What was I? No, you're an adult. Now you're a grown-ass man. At 35.

Yeah. The first year, I know I was, because I had to, I had to get me a little ad for my birthday on 3rd and shit, and I just offered her $50. She ain't even want it. I was like, man, look, go get you something. get you something to eat, man. You said you had got you a little what? A little ass. Okay.

And you just gave her 50? After we had done. So you put a $10. I didn't have to pay for it. It was free. See, 25 year old is would have never done that. Huh? That's what I'm saying. That's growth. 25 year old is what you have done that. Yeah, because 25, I'd ask her for some money. See.

Duality. It's all about growth. And that's where you say, how I feel. I feel. Like motherfuckers been bullshit the whole time. Explain. Look how that shit happened. You was there.

You know how it happened. And remember all the people who was telling us it wasn't going to happen in the way that it happened. Right. And then it happened even bigger than they said how it wouldn't going to happen. Right. Like we succeeded harder than they thought we were going to fail.

That is irrelevant. But to hear that shit in real life and know that it was already inaccurate when I was hearing it, where I was hearing it, and who I was hearing it from. It's like, no, because you don't even get it. I already know it works. I was working it. But now we get to show the world why it worked, why they love it, and how. like people don't know when they don't when it's something it's nothing to compare it to right I agree I mean I think that was the biggest thing I think that it was the as far as the journey

it was the newness and the unconventional nature of what we was doing you hear like you know how people talk about how it's never been done before but when something's never been done before people don't know how to receive it so hold on let's see that's why I got a backtrack right now First of all, I'm grateful and thankful and I'm appreciative. You know, if you don't say that, people think that you don't mean that. You know what I'm saying? But that's given already. They don't know what it took.

You know, those moments of trying to get this shit right and figuring it out. So I appreciate the opportunity to do what we do because they could have just easily not fucked with it too. Yeah, but I think that even if, I don't think that it was an option of not. fucking with it because we fuck with it so hard and that comes through you know I mean like I think that when people see what we do I think that it's a reflection of what we are putting out like its energy is real right the energy

we put out and have been putting out it's been consistent so now I got with like we were saying earlier like the game is shifted to where it's Netflix now right but you know 10 years ago everybody was still trying to get on HBO and buying for that but the energy was the same people would trying to put out something that they would gravitate towards, but we decided to put out something that we wanted people to fuck with. And whatever the machine is, no matter what it shifts to, they have to come to us because people, the people, made what we do, what it is.

You know what I'm saying? It's for black people anyway. Yeah, exactly. They're careful of on stage. Yeah, all the way, you know what I'm saying? But it's for all people. It is. And that's what's so dope about it is everybody gets to see and form their own opinion.

Right. you know what I mean that's the beautiful part I love this shit like I can ask like because we'd been in the game together from the jump like

there's something that always keep me in and I guess if you want to use humble as a word but like I always think if somebody would have told us when we was walking up and down you know time square trying to send $50 home Western Union

that one day we'll be sitting here would you have believed it I feel You know how my mindset is I was like yeah of course what else though You get what I'm saying Because even at that time I already knew

That was going to be a phase two Like that wasn't Like it didn't take us long to realize that even that opportunity wasn't as what it was presented It was like oh Oh Okay

it don't just happen like that. Yeah, it had to hit the ground running. Right. But I said, that's why I don't answer the question where you see yourself in the next five years. Because it might take you five more weeks to blow up. Exactly. Five more days.

And it's like, I never, I never limit myself to what my mind can drum up because if you had asked me that when I was an open micah at the Comedy Zone at Greensboro, I wouldn't have named half of the shit I've done already. Right. I wouldn't even have been able to dream up what God has put into my life

that I've already accomplished God and people too I don't think people get enough credit in what regard because you like undercome up doing comedy for fucking damn near 10 years straight before you even do like anything major that you feel like

is a project you know what I'm saying like on a major platform when those people builds you up and they tell you that shit and they motivate you and they keep you going. All the people who say positive shit who believe in you, who just run up on you that you've never seen,

that you didn't even know where, knew who the fuck you were. Those people push you to another level too because you get that confirmation. Affirmation. That you got good shit that you have a, you know what I mean, that they fuck with you, wherever it is.

Like even if you did some shit that's small and local and you posted it. And they got a thousand views when you run into, 800 of them people who literally watched that shit. You get what I'm saying? And that's crazy. You say that because I was thinking the other day.

You remember that first old school battle we did, the reaction that it got? On the last day of the first season. I mean, I'm talking about when it actually came. Not just, you know, when that did you say that, the whole entirety of it, because on the last day of the last season of the first, you know, season of a while and now we shot, we did that just off the top. And everybody was like, hey, man, when this shit, here it's going to be. And we was like, all right, you know what I mean?

We don't even know if this year going to come out for real. But then when it came out, you remember you checked the Twitter. I had probably about maybe a thousand followers at that time. Maybe at that. Man, I checked my mentions. I had 690-something mentions after that old school battle came out. And at that time, I was like, what the fuck? I'd never seen no shit like that before.

So that was the first time that I had ever seen a response like you was talking about in the masses. But that individual, like you said, the people that come up to you that's been seeing you from the beginning, today is so crazy because a lot of those people who would come and watch me at the Comedy Zone do open mic was like hitting me today like, man, this is so amazing.

I've been watching you from the beginning, man. I knew you was going to be something. And those people actually did tell me I was going to be something. Well, I remember I did a show. I want to say in, like, Dayton, Ohio. Whichever one of them comedy clubs where that shit looked like you're in the shower. Toledo.

Yeah, man, I'm talking shit. This lady in the front row was like, I've been to nine of your shows. Somebody else was like, I've been to 12 of them. And then this white dude who was just sitting there. I've been to about 35 of your shows.

Man, who the fuck is that? I would never forget this shit. It's just, you never know. Who paying attention? Like who paying attention? Yeah. I don't know. That should be crazy

because now people are like, oh shit, we're watching it in London. Yeah, that's great. But they're supposed to have been watching it. But see, people, it's like that attachment, you know what I mean? You can have something, but when a certain something gets attached to it,

it's kind of like, you know what I mean, getting your product in Walmart, you know what I mean? You can be selling that shit, I mean, hand over fist. That's exactly what it's like, we're in Walmart now. We're in Walmart now. Like, it's like you can be, it don't matter how good you do it locally, nor how many other stores you have had your,

product in. Once you get in Walmart, you're in Walmart. You know what I mean? And that's the thing people understand. It's not about how you, when you get into a space like that, it's not about how much you sell. It's about how much they buy. I'm watching this shit every day. Me too. Every day. I'm going to watch that. Every day I'm going to watch that shit. Even when I'm not

watching it and I'm about to go to sleep, I'm leaving that shit on the TV. I started to call somebody 12 o'clock hitting it went on. What fuck going on? I stayed up at three. and put the subtitles on there so even motherfuckers who can't hear about to watch this beautiful.

Niggins that can get. Hey look, someone or somebody reading that shit with the caption on Japanese. Hey, Joe, man, make sure you put the captions on this shit, man. We got some people who can't hear who want to read it.

And we fuck with them too. Y'all got some people in Japan watching that shit to caption in Japanese. They don't give a fuck, they're just looking at us and like, they are so black. They're fascinated by how black

we are. They are so white. You fucking black. All the way, man. All the way. They love that shit. Yeah, man. And it'd be the, for me, it's like the response and seeing how people are receiving something that, you know, we've been doing for so long.

And it's like, it's always crazy when somebody see something that you've been doing for years and they react to it like it's never been seen before. It hasn't. They haven't seen this shit before. But it's wild to see people who you would have thought have always. he's been watching it, say, man, and they can't, it's undeniable when it's in Walmart, you know what I'm saying? You can act like you don't see it everywhere. But when you walk a Walmart and see that display,

you'd be like, yeah, man, man, I gotta call you, man, I just seen your chips in Walmart, nigga. You can grab it out for it. Yeah, exactly. I wonder how many people haven't watched this shit on purpose. Yeah. I don't wanna see no niggas. Turn that law and order on, man.

Tad. It's crazy, man. Shout out to all the people who tried to ignore this shit. But you can't. You can't. Yeah, you can't. You can't. And that's the beautiful part of it.

And I, in watching it, it's like, man, you know what I mean? This is a... Give me some of your favorite 85 South moments. Period. Period. In history. Oh, my God. When you said, that bitch wake up in the morning and fly out the window like a turid.

That, that shit, that niggily said, Bro, I almost threw up, my nigga. That, man, it's so many, bro. It's so many. Fly as the blow-up dog. Amen. Me and you as the crackheads. Turn out, don't know, don't.

You, when you said the nigga in New York, What you said for? I got out of the train. It's just getting you in the trip. Make them go fight it. Man, go find that. New York. The New York episode, man.

Oh my God. I mean, it's so many songs, man. When we was in Macon. You know, I was watching the Toaster episode earlier. I said, we in Toaster television to put some toast in a toaster. Yeah. Oh, that Tulsa one

When you was like, man, them white Then when you got to do Hey man, please man Please Oh my God, man Hey, your ass crazy man Hey man, listen Them Chicago

When they had that first had The honor to Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah That ain't gonna have a burst No That was a bird

That was something That took it to us I think that was one of the moments That really For us in the moment and we realized in that moment, like, oh, we're doing some different shit right here because it's never prepared.

And they just break out of song. Yeah, we never knew it. Like, he came, I'm assuming to, you know, I guess he, we had no idea. But we used to literally walk through the whole crowd. Yeah. Yeah. You remember this shit?

Like, the entire crowd. That's what that skew me came from in South Carolina. Like, walking through the crowd, bro. Like, it's so many songs. Like, it's so many. moments of 85. So. Why y'all don't do a soundtrack like that?

But it's crazy because it's so many that. We will. Now we got the studio. We're going to that bitch. Big belly nigger and making. I'm talking about with all the songs y'all come up with on stage. Big belly and make it. What do you think we're gonna come off stage and just go remember them or something?

No. I don't know. I do it like New York. Outside forever in New York. She's confident. She's confident. Them titty's mine. Even though that one,

even though that one, we'd never see that one. But that one was classic. San Antonio. Yeah. Is there a lone-lost San Antonio episode? I think that's... Joe, drop the episodes! For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road.

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That's our show. On Netflix. On Netflix, Ted and you tell me, I. Don't never tell me what I can't do, Nick. Gee,

we used to borrow Netflix password. Now we're on that minute. Yeah. You're on there. We're on there. Seeing that screenshot. Next year, we're going to have us a Toobie special.

Yeah. Oh, the Toobie movie coming. A Tooby movie is, I'm talking. A Toobie movie is, I'm talking. We gotta do a tubey movie. I wanna do a low-budget movie first. I want them to, I want the world to see how good we can make a low-budget hood classic,

we need to make us a little low-budget ad movie. The call center, some, with a general-ass title. Call center. Man, I'm leaving the call center. You ain't gonna do shit. You gonna sit your black ass over and answer them motherfucking cops.

Oh, here come Big Larry. Hey, hey, hey. This is my goddamn call center. All calls are gonna screw me. Yeah, come on, man. Up the street. That's the name of the movie. Let's do something stupid, man.

Up the street. Let's do a movie where everybody trying to get that GED together. It's about a thing that need to get a ride up the street. That's the whole movie. Just call that big up the street. No, we need to do one where everybody trying to get that GED together.

And get what we're gonna call it? What? GED. Yep. Yeah. The process. Getting it together. The process.

GED. GED. Getting it together. Together. Get it together. Get it together. Yep. GED.

Yep. That's it. That's three right there. The call center up the street and GED. That's three. That's three we could put out right there all the way. Where mama? Where mama?

Where mama? Bro, where mama? This kid, where mama? Just, where mama? That's the movie, we're just looking for mama. We don't know where mama after. Where is mama? Mama.

Then when you find that at the end, she's just like, yeah, y'all looking for me. That's it, get it go on. It took the whole movie to find out. It took the whole movie to fire with Mama. I'm broke, no word, man. What the fuck I'm at? Right.

She go be, call her. Yeah. And then you come up. Mama went on to what everybody at the beginning of business. Exactly. They start doing very short film. Very short film. Where mama?

Then you come back. Very short film. That's the whole sub category. We'll win everything in the very short film category. We just drop trailers all there. That's it. That's hilarious. You just put trends out the movies that ain't never coming out.

Hey, Chigo, where daddy going to be three minutes long? Yeah. Where daddy? Don't ask me about your motherfucking. about your motherfucking daddy, ask your daddy about your daddy. Then the shit just go off and mama's just going off, Chico Bean, just a black mama cussing for five minutes straight. They was in the studio, watched the Tooby movie earlier.

I called him. I was like, y'all in here watching the Tooby movie movie. They were like, I want to do a series of all this shit your father wasn't doing when he was not being a good father. These were some of the best moments of this name. of life, unbeknownst of you, you missed my birthday party. Chico Be. Sir, wait a minute, now.

Hey. I was on tour with a public enemy when you, when you, when you were born. You know I was a rapper in 93? Hey, man. It got to go out when he'd get rid of the outside. Look, let me tell you what happened. Cheapio Be. Come in soon, man.

Come in soon. All the way. Some of these motherfuckers so short, all they do is go off. They're trying to trickle of a bitch. Yeah, man. Look, man, you ain't got my money. What's your favorite, though? Now, think about it, what's your favorite hood movie?

My favorite hood movie? Your favorite hood movie. Like, low budget? Yeah, just the real hood. Not the main street. I got the menaces aside. I got the new favorite movie, though. The one you just did?

Oh, the dirty third? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a, that don't count over there. My all-time favorite independent movie is who made the potato salad. You fucking who made the potato salad? But I would, you know, it's like, before it was that one, it was Unabout it. I think Unabout it is one of the greatest movies ever made.

Yeah, about it is amazing. Really? Messed Deep, man. You ain't never seen Unbiased? Oh, yeah, about it is classic. That's a little classic. One of his motherfuckers. talking to Frilly. I don't know who it is. Could be you, could be you, could be you.

That mother, Mia asked me like, yeah, catch this. Yeah, see if you catch the neck car wash. Car wash. Carwash? From the 70s car wash? No, car wash for Snoop Dogg. That ain't really low budget, though. Who I know that shit? B. Stacey. Nick don't say my name, nigga. You think you're a destiny child? Then car wash is hard. Yeah, that was a little bit. Oh, that's Shit, the East Sideers is one too. Yeah. Who?

East Side is with Snoop Dog. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, what about the movie when Silt and Shaka were doing karate? Hot boy. That nigga were doing karate. Shut the fuck up, man. He was.

He was. He was. He was. That d'I had a dojo and everything. The first I got the hook up. Yeah, the first I got the hook up. Baller blocking. Ball a block it.

Ball of blocking. Your bottle blocking with that crack. See, that's your problem. Somebody need to beat your ass. Yeah. Somebody need to beat your stupid ass up. But nigger's sleep or Nick's sleep or choices. I fuck with the choice is good.

Choices was my shit. Choice is good. Choices, whatever. Choices was hard. It's a, man, it's a D.C. It's a D.C. hood movie. And motherfuckers they see the Taraji Pete Hinson in it. What is it called?

It got Harris. I'm gonna tell you another one. No, not what Harris. Black Spring break. Black Spring break is hilarious. With Dayron South Boy, yeah. And he said, well, be over the night to pick you up in a limo. Limo?

You mean limosine? Tripping a good-out-a-moving. Tripping, yeah. And three strikes. Some of them shit so terrible, they're good. Fat Beach. Fat Beach, yeah, three strikes, my shit, too. Even though they ain't low-budget, but still.

No, we're going hood classics. Hood classics. Shottles. You know what? The first low-bud budget. Another one that went Like the leprecha The first leprecha

Leopard in the hood The lepercar in the hood Oh yeah That shit was disrespectful But that shit was goofy That shit was goofy as hell Tales from the hood It's a hood classic

To be too Man Tales from the hood Brough They were fucking Nigglets my name That thing That movie made me

Hate dolls for real Huh That movie made me hate dolls Yeah that nimbled But the scariest But the scariest one To me Of all the stories

The scariest one was the one when David Allen Griggott? Not David Allen Griggott. You were scared of the abusive stepfather? Yeah. Not David Allen Grit. It was the last one when

them niggas found out they was dead, bro. That was where that nigger smacked that nigga with the pace. Hmm. He was like, who you're talking about. The stuff. And they said the shit.

The shit. It's right over here. And what we said, this ain't no friend of the press crackhead. And it ain't the terror don't. And it ain't the terror don't. home nine, welcome to hell, motherfucker. I was like, oh, nah.

Who y'all? The best crack head ever? Had the beer and Samuel Jackson? No. And jungle feet? No. She. Or ain't nobody fucking with jungle.

Like getting high, because I'm a crack head. The mama on holiday heart. Nah, that nigga said, I hate the resort to knocking old people over the head for money, but I do it. You know I do it. I do it.

You know I like getting high. That nigga always started dancing when he won the money. To my gator. Come on, man. Crap. Yeah, yeah. Get the motherfucker money.

I smoke the motherfucker TV. Yeah, all the way. Where's the TV, Gator? You know where the TV is. I smoke the motherfucking TV. The men's lost. Can you believe that shit? That dad had popped him, I made this dad Jeff and you.

Yeah. That nigga pulled out a little doo-doo by that big, he didn't have to snubber. I think Spike Lee should make more movies like that. Because he missed the whole generation. Yeah. It'll be difficult now, though. No, it wouldn't. Spike Lee, I didn't have a lot of movies, though, that we just don't know about.

We should know about it. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree. He's back to making them good-ass black stories, man. I agree. And when I was becoming an alpha, my nigga, I had watched school days, and I had seen it before, but that shit... It hit different when you, boy, I'm talking about when them naked, and I was, you know, becoming an alpha.

So that scene when them niggas was at that step show, they were with the brothers of the illustrious alpha-fire alpha fraternity incorporated. That them niggas. I was like, ooh. They made y'all learn that shit. Yeah, hell yeah. We did it at our probate. We definitely was at our probate. This is it, man. All the way. This nigga here. Yeah, they long stroke.

Yeah, exactly. That's, but what's your favorite Spike Lee movie, though? I got to say, do the right thing, bro. Do the right thing. That's a classic mind. He got game. He got game. He's kind of dark.

He got gay. You're looking at me with all left for me, yeah? I'm going to tell you the one that, like, resonated with me the most, though. It's Crooklyn. Oh, Crooklyn, man. That's my daughter, the mama favorite movie.

Spike Lee wrote that, too? Yeah, Spike Lee. A Spike Lee joint. Yeah, yeah, Crooklin was good, man. Nikes together by Bamboozoo, though. Oh, bamboosin. It's hilarious, my nigga. Was that that one with right time?

I'd be smacking these holes. I be smacking my holes. Everyone knows it's goals. Smacking these holes, smack them to the floor. Smacking these holes. Smacking these holes. I be smacking my holes, I'd be smacking my holes, I'd be smacking my holes, I'd be smacking my holes. Thank you.

That was like, man. Niggins is a beautiful thing. Niggas is a beautiful thing. What's that other one he wrote with Robert Towner, man, when they was Hollywood Shuffle? Hollywood, no, that was just Robert Townsend. Returning the zombie pimps. My bad. Mo better blue.

More better blue. That's a good one. That's a classic. That's a good one. Him and, him and, uh... I feel like that nigga wrote you... But then Malcolm X probably. Now, check this out, though.

One night, I'm in L.A. though. I'm in L.A. though. One of my favorite characters. Hold on L.A., though. I'm in L.A. though. I'm in L.A. You know how I'd be when I be in L.A.? Uh-huh. I'm on the L.A. time in business.

Man, I'm on stage at the comedy store, right? Uh-huh. I get off stage, guess who out there? Ooh, my fucking Spike Lee. For real? Fucking with it. That's crazy. Crazy.

He's Don Chito character in Mo Better Blues, one of my favorite characters ever. Mouse? No, that was Denzel watched. Yeah, yeah. You know, Don Chita was his home boy. Yeah. My favorite, but who's your favorite movie character ever? You got a favorite movie.

In all the movies? In all the movies. I got a number one. Who? Period. I got a year. What's your word? I got to hear you.

Orde L. Robey, Jackie Brown. O'Dell Roby. Like, period? What? Man, O'Dell Robby, the coldest nigger ever to win. he got Chris Tucker to get in that trunk of that car on that movie, and they say, look, man, you remember the three machine guns I sold last year?

Oh, that's that, that nigga who from Filed Heartbeat? No, that's Samuel Jackson. Samuel Jackson is all their road. Oh, okay. And that nigga, for next Chris Tucker to get that truck, you're like, look, I'm gonna tell him I'm going in the truck to show him the goods, you pop out, rack this motherfucker.

That Nick Chris Thubb was like, man, I ain't been to get no, yeah, ain't finish nobody, I ain't say nothing about you, shoot nobody, all you got to do is putting that I'm there, get the idea. He said, man, I ain't getting no goddamn truck. He's like, man, we ain't going to go into Korea town. We ain't going to be in there no more than 10 minutes.

Who heard the bodyguard with that motherfucker? No minutes, man. And he said, man, I can't believe you do me like this. He said, do you like what, man? I want to help you. I just don't want to ride in the truck or no car. He was like, well, how small was that jail cell, motherfucker?

And then you know I ain't got him. He was like, look, after we get finished fucking with these Koreans, taking the raw skulls, chicken and waffles on me. That skulls special, smother than onions, gravy, collars, that's some good evening. They got that nigga in the trunk, wrote him a plaid strawberry letter 23,

pulled around the corner, jumped out the truck, jumped out the cop, over the trunk, shot that nigga two times in the head, pulled off. Coldest nigga ever, man. That nigga pulled up on Robert De Niro with Chris Tucker body in the trunk. I remember that movie.

He opened up the trunk and was like, who the fuck is this? He said, what did he do? He said, that's Beaumont. Like, who's Beaumont? and employee I had to let go. The niggins said, what did he do? He put himself in a position

where he was going to have to do 10 years in prison. That's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, do you know ain't no way he can do 10 years. And if you know that, do you know Beaumont's going to do anything Beaumont can to keep from doing them 10 years, including telling the federal government

any and every motherfucking thing about my black area. And that's a situation of him or me. And you best believe it ain't going to be me. Yeah, that nigga's a cold nigga, man. I'm gonna go with, uh, I like Edd's Alba, bro. Idris, who? Idris, Alba. Who the fuck is, what character?

Idris Alba. Elba. This nigga said. I was about the same. I'm from Atlanta, bro. What movie is Idris Alba? What did Idris Alba? What did Idris Alba?

You know what from Atlanta, bro. That Idris Alba? I thought that would know. I'm thinking you saying that's a movie character. I thought Idris Alba was in a movie I'd never seen. They goddamn beast of no nation. I ain't never seen that. Oh my God's, listen.

Beast of no nation. You never seen that color? That nigga, it's just Alba. This nigga probably watch this shit. Who's that asshole saying my name like that? I'm talking to you, dude. Listen, bro, he's like this African warlord. Okay.

And it's like this little boy, you know, they're refugee. They come in and kill everybody. Don't fuck it up. I'm gonna watch it tonight. Well, listen, you, besides that motherfucking A-to-Fine South show, for real? It's not another better show on that bitch. I ain't seen this.

It's a series. It's a movie. Okay. I bet, I'm gonna watch this shit. Like, we smoke more than weed, man. It's a good-out movie, bro. Beast of No Nation. Beasts and No Nation.

I'm gonna put that on the playlist. I gotta see that. I ain't never watched that. When I first heard Idris Elba talk in real life, it's fucking up. Because, bro, like, this nigga would string a bell on the wire. I'm trying to think of, if I had to pick a favorite movie character of all time, I don't, I never thought about it.

Man, if I had to pick one for you, I think you'll pick, pick a nigga like J.D.E.'s revenge or something. That's a cold, motherfucker, no, you know, that's, I fucked with all that. That's what I'm saying, like. I'm saying every old pet movie. You said, that's the best fucking I ever had. That's because you fucking with ace. You don't remember, he put the whole eye, got mad about it. He got to put the whole I got mad at himself.

Yeah. Damn, that didn't put the whole I'm like. Damn, man. It might be Nino Brown, though. Where is he? Man, that's a cold one. Nino Brown. No, Wesley.

Pier. No, Brown. Oh, you said a character. Yeah, your favorite character in the movie, you know what I mean? It don't have to be an actor, I'm saying. And the daddy from Sugar Hill, too. Oh, yeah. What are you?

One from me. That's the same nigger for me. Same nigga from Tell from the Hood. Yeah. Yeah. All the way, he's a cold nigga. Creeper. Whispers.

Creeper was the crackhead in a Dothermite movie. Oh, yeah. Hamburger pen. I gotta say Bumper Johnson. Oh, you're talking about Huddler? Bumper Johnson, man. Yeah, Lawrence Fisburton, that's a cold without fuck with.

Yeah. Furious Thiles was a cold-ass character too. Lawrence Fisburne, that's a good conversation. Back then, you either had that type of d-oldest niggas in movies. Back then, you either had that type of day. Then you either had that type of daddy, you either had a Furious-style type daddy,

or you had him, you know, bro. You know, a nigga, he's so dope, but nigga was conscious. Yeah. Oh, he wasn't there. Yeah, he wasn't there. Yeah, but that's, that, hoodlough man, hoodl him so crazy.

Carlos, did you smell it with him for? I just, I just hate when, when they make movies about black people, and they'd be like, you can't feed this baby with drug money. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

Now, that's what you know. I know they'd be miscommunicating with the hood. They might have said that at first, but after a while, you could feed that baby with that. Yeah, you could feed that baby some steak with drug money, especially depending on where area it was in. The mommas didn't like the drug money and moving back there. They always thought, get this dope money out of my house.

You're a lie. They always get a mama a whack-ass job. Yeah, when mons be working at the cleaner. Mama, you are a subway mechanic. Yeah. Listen, son, in 90 days, we all gonna have health and death on insurance, one of my benefits. Mama, you ain't gonna never make it out of here

fixing these dishwashers. Push your mouth. Now you take your dope money and get the hell of it. I'm gonna pay my family with that. Before you get to the door, she got some wack-ass Bible verse. I'd rather sell cracking hell than to have a... Drug bill, I'm sorry. But mama, get out of my face.

Then it goes through a monologue. I couldn't believe my mama would even talk to me that way when all I was trying to do was help the situation we was in. But now I realized I'm really on my own. Then they cut them. Then they had that one scene where the white cops show up. Miss Jackson, Ms. Jackson,

could ask you a few questions about your son? I don't have us. Well, if you remember anything, you give me a call. Yeah, that's how it be in the movies, boy. The movies be whack as hell. They let the mama run back into the sun before the police get to them door again. Oh, yeah, all the way.

They're going to lock your ass up. They're going to lock your nigger ass up. Yeah. Yeah, this with a nigga really balling now. The nigga out there with a mink on, like, yeah, he's taking a bitch. Niggins be like, hey yo, hey, yo smooth. Your mom, yo, man.

Hey, yo, mom's, man. Anthony? So this is what you doing. Then you gotta stop your gazing. Hey, yo, yo kill, bro. It's my mama, man. Your mom's what you doing out here. So your name's not Anthony no more.

Oh, should I say Mr. A. Money. Not that you care anything, but they just put a lien on the house and I don't know what I'm gonna do. I did the best I can and let me go from the subway mechanic job and everything's just been going to crazy. And I just want you to come home. Mama, mama, mama, mama.

Come home. Mama, look at me. Stop all that crime. I paid the house off this morning. Everything's taking care of. I don't need you crying. That's what I've been trying to tell you this whole time. All I've been trying to do is make it better for us.

And that's what this does, Mama. You see all these people in here? They work for me. If you call that word. Coming soon to be, nigga. She go color, man. She'll be in color. All the way, man.

Soon as she passed, they did it. Hey, we have to one character that was cold as fuck, but he's the main character. Who is that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, cutty. Oh, cutty.

Carty wanted to call this niggas ever. Clipman Powell, that nigga was walking out. It may stay away from my woman. What did you say? Oh, you're talking about Cutty. That nigga said, what did you say? Man, Chris, Santa Claus. Yeah, suck it.

Suck it, suck it, nigga, suck it, nigga. That one, that nigger said, suck it, suck it, nigga. Yeah, she wasn't doing it like that for you left for the war, was she? Yeah, uh-huh. Never pipe the head And it feed you, nigga. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus.

Hey, man. That nigga Cuddy was a cold bomb. That nigga was a wrong thing. That thing cuttip on the lollipop. Uh-huh, it's a cop-sucker. You grab the old leg. Everybody just tried to eat something, man. I know I got a fish leg.

And you don't grab the wrong motherfucking leg. I should use it to kick you between your fucking shoulder, please. Hey, man. Remember the daughter, Carrie Mike? You got more heart than your own man. You got more heart.

than your punk-ass daddy. That's a classic right there, man. That's a classic, bro. That's a classic, bro. Another classic on mad niggas don't talk about, bro, is colors, bro. Oh, what? Colors was a good classic.

I am a night. Man, walking. Psychopath stalking. You know, my favorite part is colors. Take it on slams. That is our job. And if you think with the clips, think you hit it on the knob.

Hey, hey. Yo, man, my man, Pac-Man. My man, Pac-Man. Wands and colors, bro. Bussed in on my man's, man. They didn't him bad, man. Left him laying in the bed like a baby with a big dick, man.

That's the funniest way, in that whole fucking movie. Well, that nigga was rapping at the back of that thing, man, did him like that. That nigga was like, you're taking our schlis. Stop saying that. They watched this too. Oh, yeah, but that's the movie, man. It's the movie.

They ain't gonna give a fucking about that. They ain't gonna get a fucking about that. They ain't the clas. They did a trick. Yeah. Yeah, my bad, excuse me. But yeah, that Nick, David Wans and that motherfucker, man. Colors was a classic.

This guy's of blood. Rocket. Rocket. Yeah, rocket. How about when they whipped that nigga ass? And you know another one? They whipped his ass and put his face on the grill. Nah, you know another one that they'll talk about?

What's about man, Glenn Plummer? South Central. South Central. O.G. Bobby Jones. South Central, bro. Man, your son out there, breaking in car. What? Jim is only 10 years old.

At that age, they don't ask no question. And then the niggins told the whole story. That niggins said, gotta go, Bobby. Can you him over him? Hey, that nigga told him the whole story. Very got all them little boys breaking in them cars and he'd give him $10 and $20, maybe, maybe. He'd sell those same radios for $100.

Man house for a radio. Hey, man, for Ray Ray, Ray, run me off the sick. Hey, what of my favorite? Hey, one of my favorite seeds on South Central is when that nigga Black Ron saved my man from getting raped by the white dudes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, this is a man.

He's a man. Just a man. He was like, why need 25 cartons? Cigarettes. This a ma'am. That man said, I want his dessert for 15 years. 15 boxes, cigarettes. Cigarette.

Lots and lots of cigarettes. That nigga's here. I'm going to talk and you're going to listen. I have a son. And I was on him about the way he dressed. When I see him, I put the shoulders up. Oh, yeah. Behaviour like that is whole young life.

That's a movie, bro. That's a movie, bro. That's a movie, bro. That's a little bit. Since then, I've been committing me some robbery with a hot, baby. Loco. Just give me the drink. Let me get you high, baby.

Because I got the rock. Freeze. Pull the car over. That was a cold-ass move. Bro, that's a cold-ass movie. That shit was good. You were trying to watch that shit with your kids? Where you heard that?

My daughter can't sit through the shit that I like, man. But they hate that way. I remember my, man. My daughter hurt my shit, man. I'm feeling so bad. I was trying to show her wrestling from when I was a young, Debbie Debbie.

Never gave her wrestling. No, man. Hated it. I was trying to show her. I mean, I'm talking about classic matches. I'm talking about, I'm trying to show. Remember when Sean Michaels threw Mardi Genetti through the Glass on Brutus the Boba Beefcake Show?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, Daddy, why is this so violent? I'm like, fat, it's not real. She was like, well, if it's not real, why do you care? I said, go upstairs. Just go upstairs. She had real logical reasons on why you shouldn't been watching this shit when you was her.

I've been trying to force her to like the shit that I'm talking about now that she, you know, she kind of a little bit more receptive to it now. The only thing that we didn't watch that she was cool with was The Last Dragon because she's seen how, that's my favorite movie and I just still act like a little boy when I watch The Last Dragon,

I'm still singing and doing the moves. So she kind of got to do that. Huh? You'd be doing the moves. You're in front of the TV and shit. Yes, all the way. Still, to this day, when you rest Set up a level, your mind, body, and soul must be one.

I know the breakdances and everything, Nick. When that nigga was outside, it was like, man, you do you do. That nigga was wiggling off them ropes, Nick. That shit cold. I did watch that. My favorite scene in that whole movie, though, is when Shulton Nuff went to the piece of real shop and broke her up with everything,

and threw his little brother into garbage. And his little brother, hands were getting on the thing. You ain't my brother. You ain't my brother, you ain't nothing. You a sucker. You ain't spaghetti. We're looking for Leroy. I'm Leroy.

Oh, you're talking about Junior. Yeah, junior. May y'all ever watch the penitentiary? Fly, too sweet fly. No. Come on, Kay. The penitentiary, how did? Sweet tooth.

I ain't never seen that before. Oh, you're boxing? When he taught him out of box, that's why he was wearing him. remember when he started with him, he was like, fly sweet tooth, fly. I seen penitentiary one through five. Bro.

You ain't never seen the penitentiary? I ain't never seen that. Man, that shit came out in like 76, one of the greatest person. The Leon in? Yes. Oh, I thought you were talking about Leon Leon. This motherfucker looked just like Sugar Ray Leonard.

Listen, but Carl Sweet, too, you know, too sweet. And he looked like Sugar Ray Leonard. For real? Yep. I gotta watch that. That shit cold. That's a cold-air movie, bro. Oh yeah, hell yeah.

When he was in this shit, that one, the blue driver, feet, son. Oh, hell, yeah. That's where I went, I got him, yeah, that's confused with the Mo Better Blues. Now, another one, too, when he was Earl the Goat, Manago. Oh, yeah, the goat? Yeah, the goat.

That nigga said that they was taking coins off the top of the backboard. Yeah. Earl Manago was jumping up taking coins off the top of the backboard. Hey, your name? Earl Manago. Did he say Manning goat? And that thing, Earl Manago jumping up. jumped up with some chucks on

and touched the top of the backboard. When he snatched the dollar off that bitch, he snatched the dollar off the top of the backboard and some Chuck Taylor. Cooley, how he used to be my shit, too, though. Oh, Cooley, how sad is a motherfucker, man. Hell, no, that's, that one. Let me talk you how to-cotech.

When they killed Cochee, man, listen, bro. I'm talking about before they killed Cochee. Man, I don't care. They ain't had to do Cochee's like that, bro. No, they didn't. They didn't. They didn't.

We needed this segment, man, for classic black cinema. Yeah. Any honorable mentions in there. Oh, it's plenty of honor. Lackawanna Blues. Lackawanna Blues. What else? What's another classic black movie that most people don't.

Rosewood. Roycewood. Warriors. Well, Warriors wasn't really black. Talked you how to gang bang for real. I mean, that was the original gang bang. Yeah. Come out in. Can you dig that?

Color purple. That's color purple. Yeah, of course. Beloved. Beloved. Beloved. Beloved. Bloods.

I want you to test me on the inside. Yes. My name. Yeah. I'm going to have to go back to the 70s. I'm going to have to go. You got the collective eyes. Willie dynamite.

Oh. Well, I'm going to throw up the educational son of cars. Anytime I see steps, there's more than 12 steps. That's how I walk down the steps. Sideway. You think you're so tough with your pretty black bitches and your fancy cars and your fancy cars and your and your $100 fur coat. $100?

This is lamb! This is lamb! You forgot one thing, Sarge. And what's that? Those pretty white ones that work for me, too. Yeah, I think you say, I've moved every bitch in every kind of place. And one thing I've learned is you've got to collectivize.

Oh, you're crum. So you're telling me that I got some of the coldest animals and they can only run in certain parts of the jungle? Willie. What if he has a bigger stable? Does he get more real estate? Yeah, that was a cold meeting. Man, that movie's so mother.

That's a cold meeting. Then this thing went and did 40 years on Sesame Street. Yeah. Got that big. bag. One, two, three, four, five. Yep, that name was one, right dynamite and was on that, on Sesame Street, literally for 40 years. With the little bandana tied

to the sad. Well, that boy, I tell you, that's a show that had me in the headlock, too, that Sesame Street, boy. No, I was that one with Barrow White. It was like a adult comedy, though. It had Barry White, it was cartoon. Man. Bear White was one of the voices on the cartoon, bro. Oh, it was CJ in the best. I think so it was a cartoon, though. You know what I'm talking like that?

It was a cartoon. Not shocking. No, it was like, see, it was a bad, little black boy in a bear, so. See, Van Jamal. Yeah, I told you. Seabre and Jamal. Tone Lowe was on that shit, too. I think Dick Gregory was a voice on that too, huh?

Oh, he may have been. But yeah, that Sesame Street, boy. We went to Sesame Place when I was a young nigga, man. They fucked you up. What? I'm talking about the happiest I've ever been running around. I grew up in the 80s and it was kind of fucked up the type of shit that we were entertained by. Like, everything that we was watching on TV,

if we would have seen it in real life, would have scared the fuck out of us. Like a fucking fraggle rock. The fuck is a fraggle. And these little motherfuckers had talent, too. And most of their shit sound kind of like a rendition of Jackson 5. Even when the shit come on, you just see these little weird-ass

fraggles pop up. Let the music play. Work is for another day. They're chilling, but they're working at the same time, just being fraggles. Fraggle rock. Jim Henson was getting hired in a motherfucker, pull it up. Fraggle rock.

Shit was crazy. Come on, man. These motherfuckers used to come up, like, where the humans lived and shit, and try not to get killed, just be out fucking with people. Oh, these frat. Nika, these motherfuckers had whole lives where they would go on vacation and travel

across country and all this shit. People would come spend the night. I'll tell you, my little brother boy, That nigga, Bonnie and Lamb Chopped? My baby brother, he tortured us with that. That lamb chops, bruh. Oh my God, that Nick, Antoine Bean, used to be on that Bonnie and that,

but I can't even lie, now as a grown man when I go back and watch some of them Bonnie episodes, Bonnie and then was jamming on that motherfucker. I like to eat, eat apples and banana. Bernie had a rap beef and didn't even know it. He said he got a line where he said, Barton probably losing, man, I'm laid up with baby Bob. Yeah.

Hey, good thing y'all ain't got young baby, because that Cocoa Mellon shit is drive me crazy. But some of that shit be rocking, though. Ain't gonna lie. They got a lot of black shows now. Yeah, but they sound like whole rap songs. Yeah, no, they got that. What's that something corner that the kids be watching now?

Gracie's corner. Backyard against go in, boy. Backyard again. Out there that shit produced by DJ drummer. drama on God. Yeah. My daughter was on that door Door to Explore, and then

it was this cartoon. There's this cartoon that used to come on PBS Kids called SuperWy. Oh, so basically what y'all saying is y'all want to create an educational show for some black kids. Oh, what? We need, okay, let's do it. We need some people who know how to work puppets and shit. We'll do

the voices. All you got to do is do the puppet shit. We're going to teach black kids. We're going to have the kids. We're going to do real Well, we're gonna teach them how to pay a bill. Yeah. This is a bill. Yeah. The numbers on this bill is real.

Yeah. So when you in the house and you wanna chill, cut the light off just a little, or you might get a bill, bill, bill. Come on. We gotta have puppets that like teach the kids with him. What? Oh no, kids!

What is he doing? It's racism. The racism dog, come on. It's the racism, dog, come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I know you didn't say what I thought you said. Put your hands on me, then you ain't scared because I'm a nigger.

Hello kids, don't ever let nobody call you a nigger unless you a nigger like me. Right. Niggiband's getting locked up again. Yeah. He just got out of prison. And I'm going back, kids. Don't let me be an example.

You let somebody call your nigger, you may end up in prison. My whole, oh, kids, it's prison. Oh, my God. Oh, kids, it's prison. And then, come on, oh, oh my God. What's up, kids?

You niggas ready to go to the slumber. No! Can you spell slimmer? Can you spell slamer? S-L-A-M-E-R? Slammer. That nigger said, We'll lock your ass in the slammer.

We gotta do that, bruce and black. How you keep, oh no, kids, it's heroin. You got all the drugs hanging out together, Jeep. You got all the drugs hanging out together. Heroin, wake up. It's difficult to wake up when you're all heroin. I'm so sorry, kids, I can't seem to lift my spirit.

I'm telling you, bro, that's the one right there. He's the key, it's the real way. Let's do it. We got to do it, man, all the way. We do three episodes and then get discontinued. Right, but that's all you need is three. That bitch is gonna live forever. I think he's saying,

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No, kids! It's booster bear! Got some lotions, got some socks. We can't buy that stuff, booster bear. Why not? Because it's stolen. Who said that? Hey, man.

That's that boy. Oh my God, that'd be hilarious. We're kicking all these good ideas on here. Don't listen. That's all I'm saying. Don't let these niggins pick up on this. We're doing them. They'll be doing all right.

Yeah, this is, you know, created intellectual property right here. You know what I mean? All we waiting on now is the people to hit us back about the puppets. There's somebody out there that make them too, boy, we get some puppets. Joe, we get some puppets from.

Oh my God. Chico, did you see this? Do the voices for the puppets. Somebody made us some light up pussy. The pussy pierced on the ashtray. Wow. Fuck me up. That's crazy.

Everybody said the pussy look like this, I would be terrified. Right, you're saying that. Why? Because look how the lips is shaped. They like wedge. She got some wood to stay. Like your, maybe your pussy lips look like

Chick-filat fries. That's crazy. Stop, man, you can't be pussy particular, man. It's a, I'm just saying that pussy got some word of stay. There's a miles on that. No, no, ain't none in that shape like this. She ain't worried about that. It's a, um.

reflection of what it could. This is crazy. I mean, would you even feel comfortable to look using this? Yeah. It's at a different level of arousal. And I'll probably lick the ashes up out of this place. Turn it off, so you do too much.

You'll do too much. That's why I don't take you nowhere, man. Bro, what is wrong with you, my name? You're like, man, bag, why are you talking that color? What? I don't know what you're talking about, but. What should be eating the ashes? Nah, been nah, then nah.

Yeah. God damn. Yeah, that's tough. Be careful, man. I'm doing nobody like that. Walk around and eat some shit you can't swallow. I don't even want you to elaborate. Yeah, I don't let that one just see.

I'm good. Nighting right now. Netflix and chill. We got to watch it. official. Yes, sir. Man, look. Man, you know how many black children gonna be born because of this?

Yeah, come on, bud. All the way, without question. It's going down. We got something to do with the black population now. We're showing them that we are well above what they thought we were. This shit is just amazing, man. Shout out to everybody who've been fucking with us since day one. I don't know what your day one is.

I don't know if your day one was from Steve's studio. Steve studio. I don't know if your day one was brick wall. I don't know if you was around during the backroom sessions. I don't know if you were there when we moved to the trap. I don't know if you were, I don't know where you been. I don't know when you started this journey. But at whatever point you got on and stayed on, I told you. Now we're going even bigger. and we're trying to get us a special on Disney Channel with Mickey Mouse and Nile. No, we bring our old ice.

We bringing our old puppets. We bringing our old puppets for the kids on the Disney Channel. We're gonna be a puppy want to do it. Oh, no, kids. Yeah, boy, I can't wait. We're gonna have a Sesame Street run. It's AIDS.

Right. Oh, no, kids. It's AIDS. Y'all too graphic. No, this is you got to do it, bro. Oh, no, kids! Hey, man, you shouldn't do that. Why not?

Because your mama might whoop our ass. She whooped the both of us. Whop our, and she whooped the both. It's just simple lesson. Yeah, all the way. You know what I mean? Oh, no, kids. Who's that?

You know it is. It's Duky. Not Duky. P. You. Yeah, it's me, P-U, in the building. What's fucking going on, you know what I'm man? Too graphic for the kids.

Too graphic, P-U, that's how you teach the kids how to be clean, you know what I mean? Make sure you wipe your own ass. All the way, G. That's live, man. We gotta, man, we gotta watch the special. Black kids are, they are like able to respond to those type of messages.

Yeah, all the way. Especially musically, like if there's a music involved. And you know how every episode should start off? How? Somebody dropping the kid, like a single mom dropping the kid off, trying to explain where she's going. I'm going downtown to look for work. You're just going to have to stay here on Educational Corner

until I get back. Educational Corner, we're teaching you outside in the streets. Boy, boy, you know how many people want to take their kids to educational corner? Corner? Boy, I'm telling you, it'll be a quarter. We stand it on the corner at all this shit happy on this corner.

That looks just like my block. This is your block. And you are welcome to come to it. All kids are welcome here on the educational corner. And guess what we're learning today? See over there? That's enough. That's enough.

All right, see. That's enough. All right, we're done. We're done. Man, we're done. We're going this way. Yeah. Yeah, we're off the show.

Man, we're on the first episode. We're going to kick this man off the car. We had to replace Melman Otis for being insensitive. Yeah. Can you say insensitive? Oh no, kids. He's canceled. Get out of here, Melman, Odin.

Get out of here. Get out of here. Don't let nobody call you let me. Get out of here, male, man, odys. That's right, kids. Mailman Otis will no longer be on the show. You don't have to worry about none of those mean letters for hard words that you've been saying to us.

We apologize on behalf of Melman Otis. Matter of fact, we're going to go paperless. Can you say paperless? All the way. It's fucked up while Mailman Otis going to come. Come back as a different character, hey, you look familiar. I told you.

You see the niggins over that? That's the . Come on there. This is going to be like swiper off the door. This is a keep popping back up. Oh, she goes. I just noticed we may have been a victim of a theft. What?

It looks like somebody attempted to still like Slink Johnson's signature pair of silver rights boots. Cause the glass gone off of? Yeah. Man. Somebody stole the glass to put them on their shoes. Oh no, kids. It's Booster Bear.

Hey, I got this glass for y'all, man. Man, that's all glass. Used to be your glass. Oh, my goodness. That's shit crazy. Don't let nobody call you a nigga. Hey, man. Sponsored in part by.

part by, if you make dogs, man, if you make them puppets, man, holl at us, man. Yeah, we'll buy our own puppies. We need the educational corner puppies. That shit would be crazy. Education. Don't make them perfect either. Make them look kind of fucked up.

Yeah. Yeah. Not like fucked up, fucked up, but kind of like up enough to get the point across. Exactly. Educational corner. What I will say is don't make them, don't try to make them look like us.

We want some real people. and I want my shit to be like blue or purple or something. One of those colors that kids can get them. Ravitate towards, right. All the way. No, we will not be using curse words. Not on the kids. Not for the kids.

Not for the kids. No, no. Hey, man. Hey, look, it would be funny if we made an adult show, bro. Yeah, it probably would end up in the dog show. With the kids shit, that that'd be hilarious, because we can add so much more in there. If it's an adult show for kids.

That's something we cannot keep clean. Kids show for adults. It's just too much. Yeah, kids show for adults. Look, see, here is heroin for a child. Yeah, I mean, yeah, but stay away from it. Right, but now. Yeah, you gotta stay away from it, you know what I mean?

You're terrible. But you gotta change it now, because this, you know what I mean? Oh no, kids, who's that? It's Perk 30. Not Perk 30. I'm Perkinsets, I'm used with pay. For some of them people use another thing.

Well, what are it supposed to be used for, Mr. Perk 30? Oh, after surgery and stuff, don't put Perkinsets in your butt. Oh, wait, Perk 30, you're gone too far. Hey, don't let no back. Hey, don't let no back. Hey, man, hold his scum back. Every time you said, I said. You see the nigga back?

See the nigga back? Hey man, every time Knicks said the wrong shit, they're getting hauled off. Gotta come back as another character, bro. You got to. That's hilarious, man. You just keep getting put off the show

and coming back at somebody different. Oh, piece of man, Pat. Looks an awful lot like them. Your man, oh, this is me. Oh, man. You see them got down there. Hey, man, that's the recurrent theme of the show right now.

This thing is just keep coming back. He's the man Pat will no longer be with her because he was being insensitive. Can you say insensitive? That's classic, man. Oh, my God. With that. All right, man, what we're gonna take over next?

The world. Pinky and the brain. You're trying to go over there in BVT Plus. BT or something, Tyler Perry. Got it. Yeah, Tyler Perry got it. Yeah, we need to get Tyler Perry in here, man. You think he'll come over here?

Yeah, he'll come over here. You know Tyler Perry? No, I don't, but I feel like you know us. Clay, you know the nigger. Yeah, he feel like you know of us. He knows who we is. You think so? I feel like we do.

He might not. He knows. I feel like he probably don't know nobody that he didn't create. If he didn't have something to do with it, he ain't going. Like, it's what now? I think Tyler. He might. He knows.

He knows y'all is, bro. I think so. And I think he had come in. You think. I don't know. He knows, bro. You think so? I believe, I know he know.

Do we need to reach out to him or like? I call that nigga right now. Call him. You see them, niggins? Right, it's tired to go. That's tired to go, man. He's never been over there. Tyler.

Damn, man. He probably do watch this shit. He probably rolled up. Ain't no way. Roll up a fat-ass junk and watch this shit. Facts. All the way. I believe.

Nick, no. Morgan Freeman watch it. I believe. Right in Mississippi, in Oxford, too. He got a house down. The first black jean. He probably sits there and wonders what we're going to do next. Yeah. As we walk upon the stage back and forth.

Wonder what these Negroes are going to accomplish as they move forward. Wow. And they looked happy. That's what we get to do the next. And they looked happy. As happy as a nigga eating cornbread, they were happy. We gotta get bad. We gotta get Morgan Freeber to do the intro of the next one.

Ladies and gentlemen, that'll be hard. We should definitely look into that because now we're taking over. We're going to do some shows in Saudi Arabia or something. Where? I don't know, but they're going to give us about a half a million for a show.

I don't know. I'm just making up shit. Oh, okay. It feels good. You know what you're doing? You're doing the B. Simone. You're manifesting. Oh.

Man, that's what you're doing. Would y'all do a prison show? Nope. It's not going to prison for nothing. Why not? Do a prison show? No, niggas in prison don't want to be there. Why the fuck would I go volunteer?

And they gonna understand me. Well, the point was made. I mean, they made the point. Nope, I'm not doing it. But I'm saying, no, I might not go do a prison show, but I would advocate for them to be able to watch us in prison. I do a prison show. Yeah, they should definitely be able to watch.

They should be able to watch us in prison. I do a prison. I've been on the outside looking in instead of the inside of looking out. I think they watch, they get to watch wild and out in prison. No, they don't. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. If you get knocked off if you turn.

No, on TV. They want to see wild and out girls and shit. Since we ain't. Since forever, bro. You know what I mean, things come home, especially from the feds. Boy, I had to watch Jerry Sprinkle to see some ass up in the back in the back in there.

Federal penitentiary, man. Everybody that come home from the fairs, be like, bro, that was my wild and out was my shit in prison. But we'll take the guy down. Don't wait to you in prison to start watching comedy. The insurance girl,

Flo, uh, Flo, and the sexist bitch on TV in that motherfucker. motherfucker. On God, they don't show you a lot of women in there because you flow, bro. From progressive, I don't go and flow down so many times. Oh, Lord. Ladies and gentlemen.

What the fuck? Otis will no longer be on the show with him. Because he is in Cincinnati. Don't let nobody call you a name. Huh? Oh, I thought you were saying he was with it too. I'm telling me, man, owners will no longer be with us.

Well, Flo, all right. I feel you though, man. Yeah, but they ain't show a lot of shit back when I was going to jail back in the day. They ain't show a lot of men, you know what I'm saying? Wild or not, y'all has sex and women on there. They ain't doing all that. Hey, well, you were just wasn't in the fed.

Huh? They'd do it in the fed. Now, today. They weren't doing it back then. You ain't go to the feds. No. So yeah. Shut up.

Yeah. They still was in jail for a weekend, bro. You did act like you did so much time. I did, I did 35 years, brother. What the fuck you did? I've been locked up, I've been in the shackles all my life. That motherfucker did one weekend, bro. Got out Monday.

I did two busy days. I did when I was in jail. Nah, you don't know what they were watching. That TV didn't change that whole weekend. He'd jerked off the flow the whole two days. Nick, you didn't even have to do that shit. He didn't even have to do that shit. He didn't show you nothing back then.

I'm trying to tell you. They didn't show you shit like that. like that, make you, there's a bunch of niggins in there. Why would they show you something to get you aroused? They showed you stupid shit, Maury. You had to be happy that a bit, I used to be happy when the baby was the niggins because the bitch gonna run off

and we're gonna see that ass off. I was like, please don't be this niggas, baby. Bro, something wrong with this thing. I'm dead ass here, bro. This thing is. So I know you are. That's the part that's That's why his thing is crazy,

he used to wish they wasn't the daddy so he could see the girl. And then you gotta get, that's a short run. Then you gotta take mental pictures of, cocka, cocka, popa, popa, Hey man, I'm gonna get the fuck out of him, man. Y'all are crazy. It's two niggas out there with blankets.

Money bag, what's your- You are not, can that run be short. You are not the father, you gotta throw that blanket over your hair real quicker. Hey man, on that note, this, This is 85 South show I'm taking my mic on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This is 85 stop show.

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