The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Dallas Comedy Special First Show - Choppa On The Dressa | Ep. 221

Episode Date: January 31, 2020

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! Dallas! What's up! Oh! Oh! Oh! Dallas Weir.

Dallas, we get. Yes. That's weird. We had. Wiris. Dallas. We could. Oh.

Yeah! Dallas. Dallas. Dallas. Dallas. That's it. Polish. Dallas.

Dallas. Dallas. That's it. Palace. Dallas. That's it. That is. Dallas.

Dallas. Dallas. D town. Where we yet? Detout. Detown. Detown. Detown.

Detown. Detown. Detown. Detail. Where we are. Oh! Dallas! We in this bitch.

We in this. Shout out to Fort Worth. Four work in the building. Fort Worth. Dallas. Forward Dallas Yeah

Forward Dallas Dallas Dallas Yeah Yeah Big old teeth is in the building We got big old teeth

in the build Say what? Yeah, We got some man titties in the building Kick him out, it's gross It's gross That's gross Oh, y'all with that beat!

Y'all fucking with that beat! Oh, that shit's smooth right now. Chico spit some to that beat, bro. Man, we in the deep, you know what's going down. About to do the edify south in the deep time. Yeah, we're going up, we're never going down. Shout out to my real nigga sitting in the crowd. About to do it big, never do it little.

You already know I got the money and the spender when to come through. DC, you got the auto tool. What do? We don't want to have some We in Dallas Walk around and get you in your mother Now you got Seattle Yeah

Okay Now you got Seattle I'm in Dallas Women got big booties Head a hood chick We had to go to road Hey Because you know I like chicken

Rubbing on the tennis Ain't a Cooja like Thanksgiving Hey I don't want to hurt it, but I hate that pussy like water burger. Ooh. Ain't on that pussy like water burger. Like water burger? Water burger.

Water burger. Ain't on that pussy like water. Water burger. They don't that pussy like water. Water burger. Hey don't that pussy like... See, that's that spicy ketchup on that bitch. Yep.

Yep, that's exactly what the... Mustard! Oh, yeah. Sit your heart down. What's all laid ass? Boy, some real things in here, boy. We in Dallas, baby. What's up, darling?

This motherfucker in left, yeah. Boy, this niggins in here throwing a neighborhood that ain't even around no more. This shit is in a barn, this shit right here. Hell yeah. That must have horses in this motherfucker. They motherfuckers. Shout out that I'm folding chairs. Niggas can't even sit down like that.

Nigger ass all the way out the chair. Yep. They got them cookout chairs. Go in there get your uncle a chair. What's up, baby? How you doing? You shouldn't wear no clothes then. If you're gonna have holes in your skirt.

She didn't put her ass in a basket. That is crazy. Yep. Thanksgiving basket. Big got our ass on an Easter basket. Yeah. Then the loving lady right there got on the outfit made out of Duran. I like that, babe.

You get some ways with your outfit. That's what it is. That's what it is. I ain't gone nowhere. I love this shit. Look at all these gold teeth in the crowd. It was a problem about dogs in there. We in Dallas, man.

We in Dallas. That's part of the cost of the dollar. We're going to go around the room and you can stand up and say what hood you're from. What about the people in the balcony? What's up people in the balcony? We're South Dallas here. Oh yeah, they're coming to the second show. They're on the church event right now.

Yeah, they're coming to the second show. What about East Dallas, East Dallas? North Dallas. There ain't no East Dallas. There ain't no East Dallas. North Dallas. Ain't no East Dallas. Nick, like, you know, I'm from Houston, these folks from over there.

You're Frisco. You're from Dale Frisco? You're from Frisco? Oh, look. You're from where niggas go to jail the most in Texas, got... Oh, look, don't... Wait, don't make it too dark in here. This is Dallas.

These niggas, this shit up. Turn the lights back up a little bit. Yeah. I don't want it dark dark in this bitch. Uh-uh. Cut the motion lights on. Fuck that. Oh, Cliff.

Oh, Clip. I want to see you. Oak Cliff. Oak Cliff. Oak Cliff. That shit gets dangerous in Oak Cliff. Hell yeah. They stand your ass right down the edge of the cliff. Yep, jump off the cliff.

It ain't no fucking clip. That's the hood. That's the super hood. Oak Cliff. You're fucking around to get robbed by Nana in Oak Cliff. Hey, y'all got that little stupid-ass dude with the little patch right here. I hate that shit. Yeah, that's the call that the trap boy Freddy right there.

That's that trap boy Freddy. Think if you walk around with a beehive. Nis running it. Call that the shag. Nigger got the shag. You know what crazy? I can grow one of them because my head just don't grow in the front. I can give me a shag.

First time I see the nigger with a shag, I was like, Hey, my nigg. Did your dog, your barber showed you the backside of this mama? Remember a couple years ago, everybody was wearing leather shorts in Dallas. Oh yeah. I know y'all shit was on. That's when I knew them niggas was crazy. Too goddamn high.

Y'all were wearing leather shorts? Hell yeah, they were wearing nether shorts. Bals were just whee-knick, I fought with Dallas so hard, nigga, Tom, Tump, D.S.R. Oh, yeah. It's the flat bouncer, you in my belly. Hit the claw in the through bag, you kill it. That's why I like the Dallas style, man. Coming down slow, yeah, slow-mo.

Used to fuck your girl, but I don't know. But I don't know more Cause she is a home Hey you know it's true Got on my dick And she got a good Dance cause you nasty You already know

In South Dallas About to dance for the hole Old School Chevy Yeah Put it on the pipes Got a bad bitch And she get a lot of likes On the brisk

On the shia Every classic Oh, really? No one. You ain't. God down. Kids are poor. The music are confusing.

Yeah. Yeah. Niggas in Dallas. Right near the caddy and I'm taking C. Alice. Yeah. A young nigger in Dallas. Y'all. Nick staying hard cause I'm taking C. Alice.

I got this old bitch. I got a real bad bitch with some pretty light eyes. Get better than the... than the shit I dropped 14 and I lost the flow But the shit sound like a nigga about to go Straight to fucking sleep Lean on the beat Damn she'll bein and I'm looking for free

Every damn week Yeah, I do the lead Oh, yeah, I do the league's in your selling fire green One more time for the niggas in the bag Y'all. And every nigga in. And he'll be selling the Paxon. Damn, we had the bomb factory.

Somebody passed me some goddamn weed. I said, pass me some weed. What the fuck you're thinking? That wore leather shorts. I know that nut sack was stinking. And because it's real hot in the D town, we're in the bomb factory is about to go down. I'm like, hold'o, nigga, cheese.

Where you fucking take it? That is not your seat I'm telling me by this hill We ain't been I've been no creed My wife was going down Like a-oh-oh, school over please Nigger, get your ass up You see that girl pregnant

You stole them seats niggas in here Ag and Eignit You know damn well That ain't your seat Give it to the pregnant lady Because it's hurting her feet She's sending up

She's about to have a baby Yeah You know she is tired and she want to go crazy. See at the show, milk in the titty. Eight months pregnant, but she still look pretty.

Yeah, little pretty. He stole the seed you're tripping. You know we're rocking because I just seen the baby kick it. You know it's going down. You need to move around. White man, like, excuse me, sir, could you please remove yourself now? Hold up.

Just do me a favor. Yeah. Get her a seat before she go in labor. Hey, you know what I enjoy? She can and low, so I know that's a boy. Hold on, she only got one seat where her man gonna go. The parking lot, take your ass to the parking lot and wait. With your stupid ass.

Damn, with your stupid ass. Hey, put your stupid ain't. With your stupid eyes. Hey! With your stupid age. Hold up. With your stupid age. All right.

With your stupid ain't. That shit hard. That's shit hard. We can't turn it on. That's too cold. We can't even put that shit out in America. That shit gonna be going triple blackin' shit. I don't even want them kind of problem.

Man, that shit was cold as a mother. You know what we do. We in the bomb factory. That's a hell of a name. for a place. I'm telling it. This is where they sell chickens. They're Wednesday right here.

This way they sell chickens. Hey, see, hit that shit again. That's what your girl sound like when you wake up. Hey, they know. I'm not ready. You gotta put some water on it. Ma'am, they wasn't your seat. Nope.

You just thought she was fine. You're gonna walk in here and sit down. You're trying to sneak her seat. Bitch, you know you weren't that close. She walked up. They walked up extra confidence. you're confident too. Uh-uh, the crazy part about it, they already knew that when they seat,

they hit their scooted out of some old seats, girl, you know, uh-uh. That shit crazy. Niggas are still some goddamn seats. Big got good seats, but she wants some better seats. You are. Oh, that was, oh, okay. This shit like the BET Hip-Hip Award. They just sit-films.

They're going to be moving all day. Come here, uh-huh, you're going to the back. Niggas just, it looks like they just let y'all in here and said, All right. On your march, you get set, go. Find your way. This must be a popular section. They didn't move 15 people around this bitch. Name player. Sir, you cannot sit by your pregnant girlfriend. Can you please get up? That's his wife.

Sir, that's his best friend. Sir, leave that pregnant lady alone. He just here. Yeah, you know, your dad ain't here, so I'm just here, you know. Y'all need to get this shit figured out before the show started. What type of shit is this? They ain't put that many seats down. Just add a motherfucker fucking seat down. All right, sit down. Man, open the goddamn.

and put some most sakes in this bitch. Nika like that shit ain't hard. Nika, get one out the back, unfold it, put it out. Got our niggas in here playing musical chairs in the front row. I'm pet, this bitch ain't any number. Nigger, they're black. I just scoop my, I'll go get me and fold up chair from the back and open the row up. Fuck it, let me see that man.

I think it is stupid. I like your hat man later. Let me see your ticket. Let me see your ticket. Let me see your ticket. Let me see your, excuse me. No, matter of fact, let me see your ticket. Why, hey, bro, I'm on the show.

And then, did he hurt like a ball, fucking stupid, that thing? And then the fucked up, the two niggins in the front room. There's still people trying to get on the front row. This is a bullshit. Listen, your seat is gone. You might want to sit right here. Hey, you know this niggins, this nigger got on his flip-flops. He was like, fuck it.

I know I ain't supposed to be up here, but she is... I'm gonna go ahead and sit on down. Look at him. think it's crazy people in the back line yeah we ain't got them right we got a seat for sale anybody need a seat we got one chair for sale one more chair a VIP a thousand dollars yeah what that black chair shit you can sit on the couch boy you can sit right here be right here on the show like a motherfucker talk your shit bro we want to hear your point of view here tonight. They're sexy too. Yeah, we in Dallas, boy. That's got some sexy ladies that's on the

lean that's on the lead. Beautiful ladies in Dallas, boy. Drugged up. So what's you doing? Finally, you're a doctor, bitch. You gotta go to sleep. Hey, lovely lady right there. You look like the mama meet the Browns. How are you doing? Cora You look just like her, baby I bet you got some cornbread on the store waiting for a young nigga, don't you? I come to eat a piece.

I think he says they're like Cora. She's a thing. Shout out to everybody up there in the, uh, whatever that is, they didn't build up that motherfucker. Hold on, we got some people out there that are trying to set up a campfire. What you say? What's that bitch in the bathroom? Can somebody tell me what she said? Text it to him.

That bitch got a raspy voice. You know you can't yell with a raspy voice? We have ya! Is it the people on this side too? Yeah. It was up to the people on this side. They all in there. We end. Oh, well, we got people all in the back right now. Yeah.

She looked like an NBA draft. Oh, there we go. Hey, there we go. That's what we want to see. That's what we want to see. Let's see you with it. What's up my nigger right there? Your shirt. Little than a motherfucker. Nigger. He's a little nigger. Nah, but he watched that too many times. That's shit.

That's his favorite shirt. That's his favorite shirt. Nigger wearing a wazze. It's damn right here. Who should go down there? How do you get down there? You want to go? We need chickens.

We need some chickens to get down now. I'm telling you. I don't know how to fuck. I don't know what the stairs are. I know. You got them all that. I don't have a new jump down. I think I got a new jump down there. I don't know, I'll do this. Yeah.

What's up with you, baby? I didn't go properly and I jumped out. Hey, hey, what's up? What's up? Shit. What's up, Ney? How do you, love it.

We're here. We're here. Let's see, we got in here. She love me. What's up, longer than the expressway. There we go. What's up?

What's up? To the EO. It was good. Hey! Hey, D.C. My man right here. We got to support. You know, our people always come to support us.

The handicapped community. Salute to my man. This niggas will knock your ass out. He's strong. What a motherfucker up top? You're going to grab your ass and choke you. What's up, big, dog? What's up, G?

What's up, G. Oh, Rico Suave! Hey. That n' got a whole bunch of gold in my. What's up, G. How are you doing? What's up? What's that?

Hey, look. They can't get in. Look. Ah! They can't get in here. Ah! Ah! Ah!

There we go. I'm trying to... Hey! Where in here? Hey! What's up, Basing? Hey! We're in here.

This is the key sensation right here. This is all the children are. Hey. What's up? What's such? Hey! Hey, we got... We got...

We got... We got... We got Chico Bean in this motherfucker, man. Why yeah? Y'all make some noise for Chico Bean from Dallas right here. What about here? What's all, game? Give me and my brother right here.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What's up, Chico Bean? What's up, Gia. Chico Telebein right here. Chico Pinto man. Why you're just like you work in the movies? What's going on? Oh, you're Archer.

Yeah, what's up? Okay, what's up? My, Jr. Deakin. You love me. I love you too. What's up, G. Look at my dad. Hey, Dad, what's up?

That then Cango hat got rained on. We're here. Let's move through the crowd to the back. Show the people in the back some love. What's up, Gai'all? You're here. What's up? That's a birthday.

That nigga can't go. Hey what's up g you good what's up baby yeah yeah what's on on hey this shit birthday nigger this shit look so crazy on the stage that you do baby what's all with it we live what's up gaysen we're here what's up oh what's up oh what's up up top we're out we're out oh oh oh we show um We are here, what's up, G? What's up? All the people up top, what's up with y'all? What's up to my people up top?

What's up down here? What's going on? Make our way through the ground and see who we're here. What's up, what's up? It's a lot of fatter-assies in the crowd. Oh, yeah, Dad's got a lot of fatt-ass. Happy birthday, baby. Why y'all can't get in?

Why's the rail right here? Why y'all can't get in? Need a nigga, I need the motherfucker that paid half of the ticket price right here. Hey, hey, how you doing? You can't get in. Your shit, bro. How you doing? That's what you get for having an Android. Hey, baby, how you doing? Hey.

There we go. We're not. It's smell like pot sauce over here. What's up with it? Get your ass from over there if you smell like sausage, nigg. What the fuck? We are out here. Detail, Dallas.

What's up, Geisa? What's going on, baby? I love you. Where have Carlo go? A nigga knees back. He can't walk around there. He's like, no, I can't do that. Oh, shit.

Come on, bro. That's birthday, baby. I'm going to hurt. What's up, Snack? That shit going to hurt later on. There we go. Turn around the ugly girl. You got to get in one, too.

There we go. What's up, G? We're out here. We live. We live. What's up? That man, come in. I want to suck your dick.

We lie. All right. How about this? Oh, what's up beautiful? Oh, white man. Oh! Yeah. We all here.

Speed time. Come on. Yeah, she got permanent goals. You got to take a picture, huh? There we go. Are there new goals or oh? She got a knife of her cushion right now. We live.

What's up, boo? Did the candy lady. Yeah, that's the candy. Yeah, that's the candy. Now, how are we going to get back up there? Exactly. This shit like being in the five feet. I know.

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He's like, I got you shit, my back. Hold up. Oh, I'm a yaw nigger. I'm in y'all nigga, bro. I can do shit like this. That's how you got to dive in their cougar pussy. That nigga right there said, I got you. No, you don't.

You got the arms like the auntie to make the mac and cheese good. You ain't picking me up, name. That nigga was going to hit. push you up by your ass go chico stop moving salute the dad is man we had to come out there and see who we had they say it's a nigga over here it looked just like you there's a couple niggas look just like me that niggas turn the lights back on that niggins like mo three uh that niggil let's that like more three yeah hold up and nobody yeah you look like he looked more like mo three the real chico being the

in the back right there. Where you had, Chico Stadda? Stand up, there you go. They go Chico Big back there. What's up with you, nigga? That nigga, he know how to play poker good, stupid. You play poker shit. I do it a lot, don't you, bud? That's all we be doing fucking with people.

Let me see who in him. Who snuck all these white women at him? That's we got the cocaine. I know what going on. Nix, I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, the fuck you do. What? What? What?

Hold up, because I ain't never seen that section before. What is that fiction right that consider the people that standing up? You know what that section called? That section called, barely. That's that, barely. That's that walk-up kick. Y'all, n'nick going to the 85 social. Barely.

What the fuck was they yelling at me for over there? They want to give you that coochie, bro. That whole little row over there. They were like, tell you something. to fuck him. Yep. I don't just be accepting a whole bunch of random pussy. Because I...

Don't nobody give away pussy. Some gotta be wrong with it. Right. This shit gotta be like a credit card in the mail, like, nah, let me read with this shit, real estate. Right. You gotta read. That bitch ain't give me no pussy.

She needed $40. That is... This was a pyramid scheme. Her top leg. She's coming to get you some pussy, then she gets to talking like the commercial at the end. Make her wonderful minutes and about a minute, 45 minutes. I don't matter of it may cause child support.

He'd be like, what the fuck? Hold up. I don't want that. If you need $40, call D.C. Young Fly. No, not D.C. Young Fly. John Richard. If you're out on bad times and you know you need a quick 40, call John Richard Whitfield.

I'm not buying no $40. But you know what $40 is kind of reasonable, though? No. That's kind of like when she first. You're like 40? No, because if it's $40, you can't say shit. It just is what it is. You can't complain about the smell, if it's angry or nothing.

You just, you just got to accept whatever the fuck come out of them panties. No, you can't complain. You are the customer. You are in the right. $40, though. Like, ladies, how bad does it have to get for you to look at your pussy and be like, you know what, 220s is enough? I can't go through this shit no more. I need $40.

Anybody got two dubs You can get a shot of this car I swear I don't know what it is about a 40 It's like a 40 it was It's like a baby, you know what I'm like 80 Now I can see if it was 2 20s to Harry is tuffing on it

That's worth giving some pussy away It's like a nigga like I always got two Twit tucked away 40 yeah I got that But that's a 40 But that's the thing I think that's a myth I think most women value

They pussy way more than 40 dollars Yeah, man, yeah, that's why they're asking for houses and shit. You're gonna be a lot more noise than that, but you what? They didn't want a house, that bitch pussy is now worth $200,000. Oh, okay. Where is the $1 a pussy? God, damn. The reason is, we gotta start vying our dick more.

You got to buy, listen, I was taught a long time ago, fellas, treat your dick like you treat your social security number. Because if the wrong person get their hands on it, your whole life fucked up. And it's crazy. When they come to... Hold up. Wait, let that bitch cook for a minute. Think about it, fellas. If somebody came up to you and be like, Hey, man, let me get your social.

You'd be like, man, you don't get your goof ass to fuck out my face. But for some reason, woman come up, let me get that dick. When? You want to know? You want to know? I mean, I can give it to you right now. There's a little space in the back. He can't turn out no cushy, but I don't give a fuck. What? You got to learn how to do it.

You gotta learn how to do it. You fuck around there. You know what? I can see past that eye right now. I think if you fucking hope from my angle, yep, that bitch, that one minute you want some coochie, next minute you stand outside this bitch I just want to see my fucking son, bitch! Ladies with me, that ain't gonna hide your children for now. Man, talk a lot of shit, but the ladies just know all you really gotta be is alive, somebody will fuck you.

Stay alive, somebody like your head. Look at my man, my man a thug, he said, raw. Real talk. Raw. Jackass, you ugly into these people eyes. You're beautiful into another ugly person eyes. I'm telling you. Ugly people see beautiful and other ugly people. Yeah.

Everybody ain't here to fuck somebody ugly to them before. Make some noise. You don't see two ugly people together? You're like, look at them. Make some noise if you still fucking them. You know you ugly, bitch. Look at you. Ha ha ha ha ha.

She was talking to my shit, I ain't I'm gonna fuck somebody ugly. Bitch, you are a fucking, huh? I'm telling you. You are that somebody. You are that somebody. Ain't nothing wrong. See that somebody? Shit.

That's an all ugly bitch's a wiggum. Shit, God put some of the best pussy in the world on ugly women. He did that, didn't it? Just to see who gonna go get it. Let me see how low down these things really is. Pussy beak. That shit be amazing! You don't give a fuck.

Hey, this guy was putting pusses on. He did it just like this go on here. He puts the pusses on with his left under like he was bowling. That's what bowling came from. Three fingers. That pussy be so good. Nick, don't even be ashamed no more. You be at the barbershop.

Yep, show is mine. Show is it. Give a fuck what you look like. look like, nigga, that pussy hidden hard. Oh, you ever fought the ugly bit, and then after you fucking, you start treating her like a root. You see her, you were like, oh, well, I got to find some spray for that bitch, man.

She keep bothering you around. How, what's wrong, uh, man. That's a good analogy, D.C. Because you, your homeboy, I walk in and see her and be like, oh, boy, what the fuck going on in there, man? What you got to do you got to do? Now you're home boy already know what's happening he's here he's like Boy you ain't shit boy

Hey bro go ahead bruh Hey this where everything is certain to get caught bro bro go ahead bro Go ahead look that old bullshit bro you played too much boy you went on and did it did you boy eh She said that she didn't he talk to back Wait what y'all laughing at Hey the name thing they were like shit boy y'all was through to the hair What's through the hell?

Why ain't it gonna pull that little mood? I ain't too. I hit it on. She got me right. She got me right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a hit on? She gave me, fie.

Fah, five. That is five, five. You know, I'm talking about, I'm talking about it like this. That'd be all in that empty. I was looking, a little ebony. Little Ebony? He's talking about the big with the wall.

No, no, no. No, the other bitch, she were with, the one she were with, the head. The one that with the guy. Oh, the bitch. No, fuck no, what? Hold on, man. You're talking about the one with the...

No, no, no, you're gonna play me like that, bro. The one with the cross eyes. No. Which one you're talking about? The one with the green shit on. The green shit? Yeah, yeah. What, she's...

Nica, that's chlamydia. No. The dress, motherfucker. Oh, she was referring to the pussy. I didn't know. She was regular. Her ear was fucked up. Her head was fucked up.

I was fucked up. Oh, you're gonna get checked now. Yeah, one of her ears was fucked up. Oh, you're talking about the girl had an tumor. No. The shit looked like a potato chips. Remember I told you had the end that looked like potato chips? Oh, the one, yeah, yeah.

She used to do UFC, that's what you said. Yeah, some shit like that. Ladies, don't act all quiet like y'all don't be having them conversations the same way. Bitch, did you fuck that ugly nigga from the club last night? No, y'all do. Hell yeah, bitch, that nigga driver Benz. I don't get fuck how ugly he is on the outside. The inside is beautiful.

Stop shaking your head, judging people. Stank-in-bruff-ass, too, I'm about shots for you and all your ugly-ad friend. Tell him to get one more. Women be fucking. Women. do the goofy shit, bitch, guess what? Like, what, bitch? The bitch, bitch, if he's drunk in hell, ugly and fuck.

I like him. You can tell when a woman don't think her nigga attract him. What you like about that, nigga? He's a good person. Shut the fuck off. If you ever been called a good person, you're ugly. Fuck the rest of that. If she was straight to your brains, he's intelligent, he's smart.

And you tell us, you're real ugly if she says some shit like he has a beautiful spirit he really does his spirit is so beautiful what about my skin bitch my skin no his skin fucked up but his spirit you know what's funny everybody in this bitch been called ugly before everybody in here ugly to somebody I know when I'm ugly that I'm niggily who I am ugly you hear me when I was a child I was never forget this shit this shit fuck with me nigger I was snagged two I was in fourth grade and every time I used to come to They should be like, it's the snagletooth monster.

Aw. Aw. Aw. Not the snaggatooth monster. And the teacher over there laughing, too, she's like, Everybody got something wrong with them. Shit, my head been this size since I was born, nigger, right? My body growing toward a little bit.

I remember I walked to school one time. This little boy said, like a rock. Ooh, like a rock. I was like you, nigger. Fuck you, nigga. Put the head button that nigga, huh? Just like a rock, bitch. Oh, no, that's a felony.

If I head butt a nigga, I'm going to jail. Hey, man, that shit fucked up. Put that dick right on your foo head. You better stop playing me. Let me put her hands up. What the fuck did you graham? You're crazy as fuck, friend. Hey, well, Dallas got some fire and robber that I had too, though.

Yeah. Man, they didn't... I say that the dance movement and hip-hop came out of Dallas. They don't get y'all to credit. Y'all, y'all fuck, dude. Dude, stank it, nigg. The stanky lad. You know what that came from.

Them leather shorts. That came from them leather shorts, niggas. That came from them leather shorts, niggas. The niggas had them leather shorts on. They were shaking that sweat. D-d-dick-d-d-d-d-d-d-dick. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dick. Do the stank-land-le.

If you wind up, hold up. There's always a nigga the band trying to stop that shit. Hold up! Them niggas come in the club then. Y'all niggins then forgot about the rope. Yeah, look. Roller like a bitch shot. Hell of my shit.

What he said? Look at everybody who ain't got no car. Shit. Shit, we're gonna do you know what he's saying. We're gonna take it exactly the shit. You know I'm a crook for life. You don't wanna fuck with me. No.

Laying down, I'm a crook for life. That's that shit. What about that boy? What about that boy, Yellaby? Come on, man. You can... That's that shit right there, though. You know me, man.

My favorite part when the nigg sounded like an old man. That nigga sounded like an old nigga. Got all these diamond on me, baby. Don't they sound like an old black man on that bitch? Got a old man. But not on me, baby, baby. Yeah, his uncle said that shit. He got that from his uncle.

His uncle walked there. Where you go on, got all the zine on me? I'm going to tell you where he got it from. That nigg was in the hot time about, I lost my teeth, baby. I lost my teeth, baby. Where's all this dine on me? Go to sleep, baby.

Then you got that big tuck, that big tuck is a classic. That big tuck. That's no cream. Well, yes, outside the riddys. Young. Young. Young. Yong.

Y'am. Y'all. See, I only know the young niggas. Mo three. That nigga Mo' three be singing like a mother. Hey, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Then he'll start singing some games and shit

I got the chop on the dresser baby Ready to bust on you with any nigga play with the crew Hey yeah Yeah, yeah How you're great gonna shoot a nigga I got the chop on the dresser baby And loaded with holtips, yeah, yeah I'm like, nigga

We need to sing that as a group That'll go hard What I got the chop on the dress Baby, I'm ready to shoot. Come on, we need y'all on this one. I got the chop on the dresser, baby, and I'm ready to shoot. Come on, I need y'all! Where are you there?

I got the chop on the dresser, baby, and I'm ready to shoot. Come on, come on! I got the chop on the dresser, baby, I'm ready to shoot. One more time, good and strong. Good and strong! Good and strong! I heard the motherfucker be tributt me, hey, what he said.

Nika, we come in the duty, man they're talking. I'm gonna tell you like this, man, how do what he said? Okay. Oh, gang. That's great. Look like that. Oh, gang. I got the chop on the dresser, baby.

You're ready to shoe. I'm ready to shoe. I'm ready to shoe, yeah. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to show. I'm ready to shoot One time for the Lord! I got...

No, I ain't gonna do that. I'm ready to shoot. I ain't participated. White people, come on. Put the top on the... Hold on. White lady, you killed it in the back, Tammy. This job will go.

Bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Bang. Da-da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-bang-d-d-d-d-d-d-bang-b. When I run out of bullets, my shit, like, You need the way, oh, vocal around and speak up.

Go to the police come and I'm telling you've been a cheetah. Oh, hook around me, shawley. Listen, have you on a please, saw it, uh, go to sleeves, uh, on the way. I got the chaba, chamba, ennama, live it up, lift it up, lift. Keep it like that. Keep it like that. I like that. O'Cliff said we keep the chopin loaded. Ready to bus.

And if you play with any of us, we go. Real life, real life. Ooh, one more time. Ready to shoot. Keep it going DC. I said ready to shoot. One more time. I said I'm ready to shoot.

But guess what? I don't want to do no jail time. I don't want to do no jail time I don't want to do no share time Hey I'm gonna tell on everything yeah I'm snitching on you I'm snitching on you Said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching on you said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching on you

said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. I can't do no 25 years I can't do no 25 years I can't do no 25 years I can't do no 25 years Oh I can do too much

Don't let them out say y'all I got the top Oh up top up top Up top, up top. People in the back, y'all go to the bullets. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. People up top, y'all gotta load the bullets.

Put it together, y'all. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Look at the white people. I got something for y'all too. Listen. I got the powder on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to. Hey, white people.

He got the trouble on the dresser baby. He probably. to shoot up for school He had a chop on the dresser baby Got to chop on the dresser baby Let me get that y'all I got the chop on the dresser baby Keep that going

I got the chop on You ain't sing a nigga Look at the white people, they don't know what's going on We take me out of church, bitch Oh I can sing in the forego Who can sing? Give me a sing.

Come here, come here, come here! Come here! If you can sing, come right here. Let's come here. Let's come in. Come in, ya. Come on, y'all back up when she sing this. Hold up, hold up.

Listen. I hope your ass can sing, baby, because they're gonna boo. They're gonna boo if you can sing and sing. Come on, just a baby, I'm ready to shoot. No. No. No, no, no.

That bitch got a revolver. No, no, no. That bitch got a swing shot. No hate. So, yeah, so. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That ain't wanted. Then you got it like you're going to do so. They thought she was going to kill. Because you know all the big girls be floored.

D.C., what's she talking about? What she's talking about? She's drunk. She ain't talking about shit. She's drunk as a motherfucker. She's going to make up her whole song. I got guacamole and hot but they do. You want to, you want to try.

Yeah, let her get it. I want to see what she going to do. Hold on, hold, hold, hold, hello, hold on. She said, she got some. I got the chaper on the table, baby. Come on. Ready to shoot. I got the chop on the table, baby.

Ready to shoot. That'd be a sound like total practice. Oh, I got a total. Oh, the truth. See? Can't know how to do that shit like y'all. The audience. Can't nobody do that shit like y'all.

I got the chaper on the dresser, baby. That's so smooth. You want to try. Now damn you got that tattoo on your thigh. You think it's hell. You say you want to try. I got the chopper on the dresser, baby, I'm ready to chew. Ooh, I got the chopper on the dresser.

I'm ready to shoot. Got a chopper. Hey, somebody. Hey, like it. The way your booty hanging out that dress. that dress, I'm nothing in you. Oh, my goodness. The way your booty hanging out that dress,

I'm nothing in you. I'm gonna be doing that shit all night. You want to try? Okay, we got another one. I have got the chambu on the dresser. I'm ready to shoot. Okay. Then I got the jumper on the dresser.

I'm ready to shoot. Ooh, okay. Okay. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

I got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. I got the trouble dressing baby Where's she go? What's she at? What my bitch at? What my girl at? What's she going?

What my girl at? Oh, the Tony Braxton. Tony Branson. Where's she go? Chopin, trouble, they travel, chabble, chabble. Oh, the dresser Oh, I ain't got a trouble. Y'all can't fuck with me.

my crowd audience where y'all land one more time for the streets just from the crowd y'all ready because can't nobody do this shit like y'all here you go y'all ready kick it off what's you gonna do hey babe babe hey hold up y'all hold up y'all stop That shit sounds so good. We got to do that shit, Acapella. Come on, y'all. Let me hear it. Chop, chop, chop.

Chop, chop. Who is he? Where are you at? Where you ain't? Where is my favorite singer? Come here! That bitch was sang like she was scared. Chop, chop, chop, chop.

Hey, dude, I said again. Hey, come here. Hold on, hold up, hold up. We got, we got, we got lonely Brackson back up here, baby. What's up, Miss Braxton? You gotta go crazy, one more time. Somebody keep the handliff going. Got the chopper on the table, baby.

Baby! And got the chopper on the table, baby. Ready to shoot. Chop, top on the table, baby. Ready to shoot. Oh, ooh. Oh.

Ooh. Ooh. Oh. Chop, top. Top, top. Top. Top. Top.

Chop, chop, chop, chop. A chop, chop, chop, chop. Hell yeah, she tied. She's about to go past the fuck out of the back. In the back, oh. Chach, chaw. Bain, bang. Chach, chaw.

Bain. I never met somebody who wasn't scared to embarrass themselves. She killed this shit. Fuck y'all. And the fat niggas in here, they can see? What the fat niggas at? We got a hell one fat. There's always one fat nigga.

Come on. I got a punch you on the motherfucking grill. I know you want food. Hold up. Hold up. I got a Papa's chicken sandwich backstage. It's waiting for you. Look, she got a bow to Papa.

Pop-pop when the chicken drop. Pop-pop, with the chicken drop. I'm not going to change that to a chicken song. I wouldn't do the community like that. Nah. Oh, my goodness. Before we cut it, we got to get it one more time from the audience. No, we're going to get it quiet, quiet, quiet.

No music. This is show motherfuckers how real Dallas niggas is. No music. Beautiful. No music. No music. Said the crowd and they go like this. I got the...

What you're going to do? What do you say? Huh? I got the chambre on the dresser, baby. Yeah. And they all legal guns, as a matter of fact. I got the chambre on the dresser, baby. They're in your name.

So just in case a niggins try to kill the gun out. I don't want to hurt nobody, but I do have a chop on the dresser, baby. Them legal guns. It's in my name. It's in my name. The white people are like, oh, hey, you've got the chopper on the dresser, baby. Calling the police on you. That's the type of shit we do when we in Dallas.

Show some little stuff. Y'all were amazing on that one. That was amazing, man. You all were amazing. And why y'all boy shit, that's a hit record today. That's a hit record. That shit is going to black. You ain't going to stop singing that bitch.

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Tonight on the way home, you're going to be singing your answer. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. And I know it's really some niggas and dollars that got the chop. on the dresser shout out to all the studs they got the dildo on the dresser baby she gonna put it in you that shit stipe too

still got that old line for the last bitch you fuck you are stupid still don't even like your ass she got that rubber meat on the dresser baby She got that rubber meat on the dresser, baby She got that rubber meat on the dresser, baby About to try your lady crazy Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop

Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop That's the snagher That's the snagga-tooth monster Chop-Tob Like a rock Chop chop chop chop chop Like a rock Oh, she's gonna be a legend.

Oh, I'll be doing that shit for a long time. We would like to take a moment just to thank our sponsors. Nika, you, you're the only sponsors that we have. We appreciate them. Thank y'all, yeah, dude. Because y'all don't understand this is a 100% Black Owen production. Don't know about that. 100%.

100% This is our shit. This our shit. Ain't nobody, it's only a light-skinned nigga in this shit. Bro. We did this one of the ground up. The show been sold out for over two months. We fought with that.

And all the people who've been rocking with the 85 South show from the start, man. Thank y'all, man. We love y'all. I don't know how we can't say that shit a much. You know what? You know what? I love you How you doing, Bobo?

You're good. I thought that was that pregnant later. I was like, I know she ain't in her drinking. I keep stepping on this stupid-ass tape. Chop, chop, chop. We got to go snaster back on her hair. Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

Everybody who still thinking you the realest niggas in here. Did y'all hear that noise? Somebody just had a fucking stroke in this bitch. She said, I thought that was a chord. She wasn't having a stroke. She was and living on the song. Oh, my bad, baby.

If you think you're having a bad day, bitch, you ain't having a bad day. It's okay. You get him with that positive motivation shit in the stupid voice. I love her. What her name is? What is her man? What her name? What her name?

What her name? Ah! I got to know who my best friend is. What's my best friend name? What? What? What's up, bitch? You're close.

Shit. That bitch on the balcony, it's close as hell. Hey, hey, bitch, hey. This motherfucker is close. Man, we in Dallas, man. We have made a whole album in this bitch. In Dallas, man. That's how much Dallas fuck with us, man.

They rock out with us in the deal. I love Dali, boy. They got some real niggins in him, boy. For real, for real. For real. What's your name, baby? I love you. What's your name?

What's your name? Swann, it's not hard, bitch, that's not hard. She's not my show on, I know it's hard. No, it's the... What's that, Shawan? Shawan, what are you from, Shwan? You know, so I'm gonna feel through the dog gonna stay. Oh, for real, I'll just let you know I love you.

And you weren't scared to the parents, I said. Love you too. Whoever screaming that out. To all the ladies who feel like that just know I love you back. I just know I love you back because that means you got good taste of niggins if you like me. I'm a hell of a nigger. They must heard about me. They don't know.

I'll never say, I'll like you, D.C., yeah. I fuck your life up. Man, I don't thought with D.C., they're going to fuck you and need you, girl. You don't need that in your life. See? I had that bitch outside my house, come on D.C. You said I wasn't her best friend. She said you were her best friend.

What happened? She was. Hey, who drew these on us? This shit, five. That's my man, C. Ray Art. C. Ray, art. Yeah, he made that shit, right? He always making some dope 85, South. He got me looking, God, man. Y'all support. Y'all local artists, man.

Dope as hell. Let him do some dope shit for you. Yeah, he from Dallas. Yeah, he from Dallas. Oh, most definitely. This shit, lit. My man, Cray. Where are you at? See, right? You ain't there somewhere? See, where you at? Nicking, that ain't C. Follow him on Instagram at Cray Art.

Uh, whoa. That'll do it. Sorry. Look at that. Look at this one. They got us as the chipmunks. Nigger, look at that one. Oh, that shit.

Alvin, Simon, Theodore. They used to be my nigga. Shoot. Then y'all going to make me the pussy-ass, nigga. I don't want to be help. That nigga, that nigger, that nigger was a lame. No, don't do that, Alvay, no. Oh, shut out the seeding.

That's who made these. I was like, that niggins a bitch-ass nigger, right? It was always a bitch-ass nigger on every cartoon. Right. What about the Cinderella? You remember the mice? The big mice? He was like, no.

We can't go see something, really? What's the bird name offline, King? Zazu. Zazu. That motherfucker was scary as fuck. Oh, Simba, please, do not go over there. You mustn't go. You have disobeyed your father.

Zazoo was a real nigga. Oh, you know what? I don't like how they ain't let the monkey. He ain't having much words. Raphig. Yeah, Rafiq. Yeah, Rafiq was black, and he had wizard. They turned that nigga into somebody else who can't talk.

Oh, that's fucked up. You ain't seen the new one, but you know, the old one, you know, the old one deep, if I figured with that nigga, Simba is alive. And he was talking shit, he was, you know, he the real reason who got, um, little Simba tied up right? He's Franklin. They don't show you that boy.

Hit him with that stick. He got him in there, too. He was like, come here, follow me. Fuck is wrong with too high for the goddamn pride, nigga. Nah, shit like that had happened, I would've watched that shit. Hey, he's all that boy. You know the only cartoon that didn't have no bitch-ass niggins on it? Who?

Babet's kids. Wasn't none of them old. Wasn't none of Bebe's kids, though. All them was geister. Even a girl. Are those your kids, bro? Hell no. Who's the Bebe's kids?

Well, dude. Dude, we're the fuckies baby. We baby's kids. We don't die. We don't know. We multiply. And still to this day, we call bad-ass kids, baby. Baby's kids, yep.

That's the legendary moment. Because we don't die. We multiply. I'm the baby, on the kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a guy who's fine. Much love to all the big ladies

who have to keep pulling their shirt down. We see y'all in here. Yep. Shit, keep holding up under your titty in your stomach, I see it. Ain't nothing, baby. I'm like that. I ain't got real still, then I saw about three of them at the same time. Don't worry about the big girl.

You love the day. Love it. Just get a bigger shirt. That's how I'm saying. We don't care. No, don't, don't even get a bigger shirt because that's how I know if you're a real big girl if you do this. No, because you need to get a bigger shirt so somebody can really love you for who you is. You see what I'm saying?

So when you take your shirt off, he really sees all of you. Real tall. You don't want to show them just yet. Uh-uh. Take that shirt off me. I'm like, oh, that's what's up under them. Ain't nothing wrong with that, you know what I'm saying? Big girls get it too.

You'll be surprised how flexible some of these big girls is. They're more flexible than a little girl. Big girl put both her legs behind her head, too. You're like, oh my God, it looked like a... Cine a bun in this smokebuck. Because they ain't got no bones. Ain't no bones. It's just meat. Yep, now. Help me with the other titty.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ain't that wrong with long tities evil, ladies, if you got long tities. Fellas, get creative. Take both them tities, put the pussy between to make a coochie sandwich. That's the best thing you can do. That's the best thing you can do. That's exactly what you're supposed to do. I thought you was about to say, take the long titties and tie them up like party balloons.

It's just the only thing with ladies with sagged teethers. You just can't fuck them on their back. You can't fuck a mission anymore. Man, yes, you can. Could they tithes be on the side? She walking with that old black lady fat ass. That's that old black lady fat ass. Don't that titty be up under their arm.

I will go get that titty and send it back straight. I can't do it. It ain't gonna do nothing but slide back on down. I ain't tell you move it. You try to lick it, put it back on, you're like, ah, eh, eh, eh, eh. Tiddy need an alignment, is that what you're saying? Titties need an alignment. Taking you to Walmart tomorrow, we're going to get your tithes aligned.

They got a good price. I do it, I do it. I align Titties. You do? Yeah, yeah, I bring them teeths back six weeks. See, I can't, but you know my own mind-sacin teetis. You ain't never brought a titty back to life like a plant. You'd be like, since I've been fucking, it's firming up.

You see, she had that baby four years ago. I'm getting them titty back back. That shit, like, a long guy, lappie taffin. You ever try to buy a lappie taffin. You don't like this one fucking moor. Hey, you know what's fucked up about me, though? I don't mind some long titties, but I ain't fucking no bitch with no long toenails. Oh, no, that's a dinosaur. Come here.

Let me out. The time out, I gotta say to salute to all the ladies that take care of their feet. Love to y'all. Even if you do got bunions. Even if you do got bunions, they can still be pretty few with bunyan. She just looked at the plump. And if you got a bunyan, hey, look, your foot just got a shoulder blade on it. That's it.

That's it. The bunions don't mean you got ugly feet. Ugly feet means you got ugly feet. That's what it mean. If you put your socks on and you hit this sound, shh, shh. this out, shh, your feet fucked up. No, if you put your socks on and you can't put them all the way because your toen

don't stop you from putting your socks off? Got to take that motherfucker all the way back off. You know, this is ridiculous right here. Ladies, and another thing, if you can, start wearing shoes just comfortable so you don't have to walk around the nasty-ass club, barefoot. That shit take all your sexy away.

You'd be beautiful in the motherfucker until I see you walk around stepping in Hennessy and Slav. Every time you take your sexy. shoes off in the club, your pH go up three points. I'm sorry, I'm from the hood. I love that shit. Word. That means somebody about to go on. Uh-oh, back up. Deep bitch is a bad feet. Hold up. It's a shoot out of song. Somebody about to fight.

Ah, shit. What? You smart. You got on a pair of pro heads and Chuck Tellers. That's what you do when you can walk. You're going to see a lot of these women leaving out this show tonight. And he's going to be a nigger right beside her. I told you stupid that.

stupid ass. Hey, hold us, you walking too fast, shit. Bitch, come on, stupid ass. Then when they really get bad when y'all motherfuckers on them goddamn side. But they be drunk. Must love to all the grown-ass women that don't know how to walk in hills, for real, for real. No, I'm talking about your heel, poke and still hit the flow. Just wear tennis shoes, it's okay, it's okay, wear a tennis shoe.

That's wretched, though. No, it's not. I love a girl who can wear some tennis shoes. That means you really know how to dress. Yes, it is. Because all classic people don't know how to wear tennis shoes. They, nigger, they shoe scraming be loose in hair, tied up tight. Like, bitch, you don't loose in your shoes.

We in Dallas, man. What's our cowboy is gonna do this year? Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Falcon, you know the fuck going on. I'm a Falcon, nigga, nothing, nothing.

Y'all got to go see us, nothing. I'll tell you what, hey. Whatever y'all do, y'all, y'all better be the redskins because if you don't, your season is over. Hold up, boy, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, this nigga must be a sign language interpreter. He has thrown up so much shit. Watch this, this nigga just,

keep going throwing up shit. Look, he never stopped. Fuck you really. He said, dope boy, fuck your time out. No dude, every time a nigga say something, we'd be like, yeah, yeah. I agree, my nigga, and I agree. You think that nigga in the gang, that nigga do air traffic control. They work at the airport. No, bro. Much love or whatever you're throwing up.

you throwing up. No disrespect, just, man, y'all should just attack people who are already in gangs. I'm a civilian. I don't know. He not even in gang. He's dead. I don't know what the fuck he threw up. D.C., come on. I'm bored of child. Every time he thinks he says, no one. That shit crazy. Hey, true story. D.C., I used to live beside this, this deaf couple in my apartment complex. I said, there's some real shit. And they used to get into arguments, You wouldn't hear nothing, but shit slamming. You just said, Koo-K-K-K-K-Roo.

I'm like, they had it again. Then the nigger was trying to explain to me one day, right? I come outside. I come outside. He's standing out there on the motherfucker rail. I'm like, man, you good? I'm like, hell yeah, bro. You know how they be?

That's just how they be, bro. They be tripping like that. I don't know how you would have kept your composer. I would have got scared. Hey, he said, hot, boy. Hot, boy. I love to listen to the neighbors argue, bro. I love to listen to the neighbors argue, bro.

It was a dude who stayed next door to me. He had a fake leg. His girl used to go out and get drunk and come home and whoop his ass. Man. And I can always tell when they were fight, because I would always hear arguing, but I keep him like, some shit go, boom, boom. I'm like, what the fuck?

What is they doing? They got an elephant in that bitch. The bitch, get out of me. Boo, pooh, and it'll be him scooting on. scooting on the floor like, boom, boom, that thing is, everybody, how do you make up some shit like this? Everybody in, I don't get, what you say? If you from the project, bitch, let me go, boom, boom, he'd be scoot away from the projects. Not only have you heard your neighbors arguing, you didn't call other motherfuckers and say, hey, hey, come in here, come in here, hurry up.

Ooh, she is in there going in on his ass. Let me tell you something, I was the neighbors, but it was my sister of her boyfriend. And I was young, I was two years old. This he was Being chain game time and all that shit. You know, my sister's throwing out. She didn't feel a fuck about no chain game. She wants them crazy bitches. You have to hit me to show me that you love me. And that's what she did.

They get to fighting and she'll be, she'll be getting beat on to it. She said to be looking at me. I'm like, bitch, I ain't said nothing. You can't do that with all these women. They're going to be everybody ass, bitch. You need to love him. Some of these women was raised with six brothers. These bidsies can fight like niggas.

You'd think it's a game. Who do you fuck said yes over here? I like the real bitches who don't grab her. They say go straight, hand-gay. I believe. Well, they whole got hands, boy. She's got hands. She's standing here in the big, boom, boom.

Hey, DC, you ever been with your girl when she got to fight? You standing there cheering her own? No, I help. Fuck that bitch up, they. And I'm looking for a nigga. Who with her? Who with him? Who with him? They're gonna shoot the shit out you, man, you kicked your fucked up.

You had to bust that nigga. See a nigga stomping your girl out? I'm watching. Nobody fight, not with me. Yeah, it's gonna be a fair one. And when he thinks. She gonna have to, yeah, my girlfriend had to fight by herself. If somebody jump on my mama, though, we jump in the shit out your ass.

I'm sorry, I don't get fuck who it is. You fight my mama, nigger. We're jumping you. You fight my mom. I'm killing you. Fuck, man. Before we kid you, we're gonna jump the shit out. Don't come out of the niggins down.

Who you looking about? You? All this shit is hypothetical, but it is all heaven in Dallas. This is a nigga sitting in there right now. Yeah, like me and my mama jump that nigga. Yep. Nigger cut in front of my mom at Rudy's chicken. Smacked the shit out of that, Nick.

He acted like he was going to swing back. We beat his ass all back to motherfucking grease. See, but all the time you orchestrate your shit if you got respect for the other side. You see what I'm saying? You like, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. get really dangerous let me go talk to somebody who's running this shit hey look let's go to the backyard they got a problem fight it out da da da da da da because if we come over here how we really

want to come on here but that's the thing that anybody that's really in the streets don't want to be in the streets any nigga that's walking around acting like they want to be a gangster is mentally ill and that's it oh and it's old with the streets is oh they don't never talk about how the streets get your PTSD no the streets is old with the streets is over with, man, especially now with all this social media and all these niggins. Once I seen Soldier Boy and a nigga arguing on live and the nigga took his coat

off on live with a nigga, I said it's over with the streets and stuff. He was like, fuck you, nigga, fuck you bitch head, nigga, what you want to do? And start tapping the screen. I said, oh, the streets is done the nigger. The streets is done. I got stabbed up, y'all.

I got stabbed up. And don't you know I went to jail for the people who Because they told on you. They pressed charges on me. Yeah. That's how I go. I were like, what?

Nick, I ain't nothing to clap about. Nigga, I was confused. I'm like, nigga. I think he was clapping because the nigga who did some shit. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. Now, you in jail fighting for your life

and fighting for your life. Double fight for your life. I'm like, bitch, I didn't do it. I need the nerve. That's a whole ass shit, bro. God damn. How many times he hits you? How many times he hit you, bro?

Damn, damn. Well, you survived a chopper, I got the hug, you my, man. God bless you. That's why that nigger throwing all that shit up that, that nigger, boy. Well, you survived. Come here, man. That's just crazy shit, man. Man, hey, man.

Nigger don't survive choppers, man. You hear what I'm saying? That's a real dick. I. Love to you, brother. And that's what people don't understand. That's a man. All of us.

All of us. of us in here, nine times out of 10. Dallas a real city. Dallas a real city. We didn't all lost family members to the streets, love us to the streets. That shit is stupid. Niggas don't understand. My man right there, listen, people don't understand the pain on what you go through when you lose somebody, man. Niggins don't understand when you still smell your people's clothes after they die. Having to go visit them at the graveyard and remembering the memories you have all over dumb shit, man. If we can stop killing each other, then we might stop dealing with a lot of the fucked up shit we got going on out here right you know what I mean

brother knowledge I'm serious man I don't watch too many of my family members about my father got killed my humble got killed three of my uncles got killed two home boys at the same time just lost three home boys a couple of weeks ago it's like how many times you got to realize that the niggins it looked like you ain't your enemy I mean it just ain't right we ain't your enemy because no disrespect the real enemies niggas is scared of them you run when a real enemy come who shit did it go All you try to please is that.

We gotta please him. We gotta please. You ain't got to please shit, niggins. Boy, we're gonna stop you when you're lying, but you're telling so much truth right now. Real. Oh, I ain't gonna stop you because you're hanging your band and keep on. I mean, listen, man.

On this good Sunday, the word just showed up. It's important, man. You got to understand. It's enough shit that kill us as niggas. We got to worry about poop, pussy. Look at those two white ladies. I feel so sorry for that. We ain't saying all y'all fucked up, but hey, speak up, help us out.

You know what, you know what I mean? I know it might seem crazy like you probably can't talk, but you just say some. People like, hey man, that shit ain't right. For real, we ain't ganging no more y'all yet. Yeah. Don't tell them the plan. Y'all got to understand. Y'all got different privileges.

Most white people know what it felt like to cuss out the police. Ain't a nigger in here that can ever cussed out the police without a ass for me. In the 90s, we did, in the 90s. When in the 90s, the niggins cut the police out? Shit. Well, we had red dogs. Why I'm from, it really wasn't no white police. We just had a nigga police.

So we actually knew them niggas. You feel? And we know you, nigga, but, boy, I know you. Okay. Well, most places, that ain't the case, nigg. Most places you go through that shit and you end up stuffed and fucked up. But guess what? That's why niggas got to get in office.

We got to stop talking. Right. If a nigger ain't in, Nick'll be like, hey, bro, where are we gonna get in the food stuff? We don't fuck with y'all. What's up, girl? That's why I don't understand why everybody was all mad at Jay-Z. Like, nigger, if you're in a position to be able to get into the power position,

to be able to get in there and make change. Niggas was mad before they even know the terms of the deal. But then everybody, a week later, everybody going to stand in the line for chicken. Which one look crazy? What Jay Z did or us stand in the line for chicken all motherfucking things? chicken all motherfucking thing. But this is the thing with us. I don't know if that nigga was agreeing on.

He would say, that chick is good, the motherfucker. But look, though, this is the thing with us, right? We got to stop shutting our niggins' dreams down when we don't really know what's going on, bro. We really be out here fighting for us. We can't tear them every fucking mood that we about to make, nigga. We're going to sit up there with the boo game. Hey, how you doing?

How you doing? Yeah. Then soon do we get in. Nigel, we're about to let all my niggas in that bitch. It's a book called The Spook That Set by the Door. If you ain't never read the Spook that set by the door, you should. Because you got to understand. It's a system that's set up out here to make sure that we fail.

And if we can infiltrate that system, then we can let our niggas in. And then the niggas will be in there. And once you know, once we get into place, we turn it into our shit. For real. It's ours. Because that nigger right there need to be in Congress or something. Real talk. He need to be working for the FDA.

He's talking about him. He made awareness. He said some about it. Now, Jay's got put it. position to do something about it now we gotta bag everybody up are we just gonna still be yelling outside like what about cap that's right any more black social issues we need to address like you know what i'm gonna keep kneeling but i'm gonna go cash this check right quick what else going on in the black community did we cover everything no not everything who got the weed

yeah yeah yeah oh my shit dipped in olim bitch i want some real weed And shout out to all our Hispanic, all our Hispanic brothers and sisters in the building. Hey, fuck the dumb shit, we on the same team, nigga. Know that. We on the same team. We on the same team. You see they put KFC and Taco Bell together. That's for us, that's a...

We're on the same team. We on the same team. We on the same team. My nigga, you're bored about to fall off. You're bull. Oh shit. That dude got that goddamn. Don't be a minute while drinking your juice in the hood, bowhead.

I ain't fucking with you. I know what them borrest mean in Texas, niggins. Can I wear these? Or these? Look, that nigg in the bag was like, that's true, leave that boy alone. That's crazy. That thing got bowls in his head.

That nigga is crazy. Look, she's like, hallelujah. That's her eggs right now. That's not okay. He should not be doing. She should not be doing that. Don't listen to her. She's crazy.

Man, it's all good. Where your ball rest? She's getting like she giving the lesson right now. That is not okay, sir. She's drunk, my name. I didn't buy no bones today because you got them all. D.C., she did his help. Right here with the person.

His girl. How do you know his girl? She put the bows in his head. She would like clamp, clamp, You know, they're an elbow. They just clamp. Man, leave that big alone. We gotta get out of him.

Yeah, we do gotta get out, because we got a second show. It's about that time, bro. We got a second show, because we sold out two of these bitches in the Dallas. What y'all got going on tonight in Dallas? What's popping? What the strip clubs like in Dallas?

They get naked down here? They don't get naked. They don't get naked all the way Excessy. Yeah, they do. AOD or ecstasy? Okay. That's how I went to a Dallas strip club.

Y'all hi anybody. That bit will come straight up to me. I was like, uh-oh, bitch. I don't know who. Hey, she go. I'm so real shit, though, man. I know we gotta go, but we gotta hit that bitch one more time. And I'd be had a fat-air booty too, too.

One more time, y'all. We got to hit that bitch. That shop on the dresser. Hey, Dallas, man. First of all. First of all, man, we've been waiting to come here for a real long time. For a long time. And out of all the places in the country that motherfuckers talk the most shit about us not coming, it was Dallas.

Nick was like, bring your bitch in the Dallas man. Yeah, sir. Yeah, we're like, bring your fucking a guy. Let's hit that bitch one more time. So we got to show my Dallas dude. Hey, one time, hey, hey, hey, oh one time where we got. Get that shit, chigo. Hey, I got the chop on the dresser, baby.

I'm ready to shoot. Come on y'all, I ain't here, everybody. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. I got the job on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. What's up, baby? I got the chaba on the dresser, baby.

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