The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Dallas Comedy Special Ft. Deion Sanders | Ep. 197

Episode Date: August 30, 2019

This legendary episode features one of the most iconic athletes the world has ever known - Deion Sanders! The Dallas legend pulls up to the second sold out show at The Bomb Factory to show love, look ...back at old times and tell some jokes. DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean hold it down as they always do - roasting the crowd and making classic songs like " Eating All Your Snacks ( And Drinking All Your Capri-Suns) and "I Ain't Got Change." This is the coldest podcast! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:44 Special things going on in here tonight for y'all. Make sure you go on YouTube. Subscribe to the 85 South Show. Go on all social media, Instagram, Tudor, Facebook. Make sure you follow the 85 South Show. You guys are witnessing greatness in here tonight. Dallas, you are witnessing the next kings of comedy. Dallas, stand up.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Stand up. Dallas up top, stand up. In the back, stand up. In the balcony, stand up. All right, everybody, take your phone down. You got to show this to somebody. They're not going to believe it. They're not going to believe it.
Starting point is 00:02:20 You guys ready to pipe up in here. Give up that energy. Dallas, you ready to have some pons? Hell yeah. The first member of the 85 South Show, you've seen this man on MTV Wild and Out. You can see his Nike national-wide commercial air right now. He is the coldest dressed man in poverty all the way from Washington, D.C. on this stage of the night. Dallas, we got Cheekin' Bean in the House.
Starting point is 00:02:49 The next member of the 85th South Show, he crazed his hell, and you see them everywhere. You see them on MTV Wild and Out. You see them as the host, our MTBTRL. You see them on V-X-1, hip-hop squares. You see them in the movie, How High 2, and I see in theaters right there. He's all the way from the west side of Atlanta. Dallas, we got D.D. Yon Fly in the house. The next member of the 85 South Show, he needs no introduction.
Starting point is 00:03:22 But we're going to give him one anyway. Where my ladies at? He is the creator of the movement. Black men don't cheat. You've seen him on MTV wild and out. He is the coldest in the game right now. Ladies, your baby, daddy. Carlos Miller is in the building.
Starting point is 00:03:43 All right, Dallas. We're about to get this show started. If y'all ready, say, hell yeah. Dallas, start making some noise right now. Get loud as you can. This is the Eddie Pineshaw Show! Yeah! Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Oh, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dallas, what's up? What's Annie? Dallas! Oh! Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We in Dallas.
Starting point is 00:04:22 We in Dallas. We're in Dallas. We in Dallas. We in Dallas. We in Dallas. We in Dallas. We're an old cliff neck, Nickel. Hey.
Starting point is 00:04:37 We're old Cliff man, a nigga. Hey. We're an old cliff and nigger. Hey, we're an old clipp, man. We're a warfair. We're a four, workman. We're a year and, we're a work for, we yet, we're a boy, yeah, we're a boy . Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:04:56 My homeless people! Homeless Knickers in the building. Say home. You ain't got nowhere to go! You ain't got nowhere to go. You ain't got nowhere to go. Say what? Say what?
Starting point is 00:05:12 You ain't got, you ain't got much. You ain't got. Take your hung up. If you live with somebody, put your hands in the hell. If you live with somebody, put your hands in the hell. If you live with somebody, put your tickets. If you live with somebody, put your hands in the air. If you live with somebody, put your hands.
Starting point is 00:05:30 If it's still your mama, put your hands in the air, yeah, put you, somebody still live with their mom in this fuck, nigga, you know you in the basement. Where are you at? I smell mock balls in here. Where you at? If you stay with your auntie, wait.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Staying with your auntie, I said I stay with my auntie. My auntie. I said I stay with my auntie. My auntie. And I'm a pussy and boy friend. And a pussy and boy friend. Pussy and boy friend.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Pussy and boyfriend. Pussy and boyfriend. Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisone. That boy's hard. Yep. Even all the snacks and drinking all the caprisone. What are he doing, Nisi? Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisone.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisone. Eating all snacks and drinking all the caprisone. Oh, eating all the snacks and drinking all the capricson. all the snacks and drinking all the caprisons yeah we in Dallas what's happening what's happening yeah okay have a seat everybody in the hey let's see everybody in the that thing in front of her like I got their bodyguard what's my dad what's my dad what's all your snacks and drinking all your caprisons eating all your snacks and drinking all the capris so we got dallas in this bitch boy they in this motherfucker they in this motherfucker whoa wait what her shirt
Starting point is 00:07:10 saying it's some good pussy under this football it show is it's your it's your it's some power under this football yeah i know it is you got one gold tooth too too i don't it is you got one gold tooth too i I know that pussy. Yeah, yeah. No, you can't fuck with her. She got tattoos on her throat, my nigga. You got to eat her pussy. I don't see nothing wrong.
Starting point is 00:07:33 And if you can tattoo her throat can suck the hell out of a dick. Right. Oh, my bad. Thank you. Eating all sex. Drinking all the caprisas. That need to be a song, bruh. That is a song.
Starting point is 00:07:49 What? But don't you start, nigger? Start, digger. Loose-le-le-loose, a loose, a loose, a loose, a loose-le-loose-le. Loose-lead. Loose-le-le-loose-lead. Loose-lead. Loose-lead.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Loose-lead. Eating all your snacks and drinking all a Capriza. Eating all the snacks and drinking all a Capri-sun. Nigger really tripping, he know that I got like three sons. How you gonna come in my auntie house and trip? Then my Capri sons, get the fuck about here, bitch. What? Scarberry keys.
Starting point is 00:08:23 That's my favorite. Fuck around. Hold up, nigger. Don't save it. I put that caprice under the back of the refrigerator. And you ate it, dica. You a fucking hater. Up over my side chick house, kicking it with a son.
Starting point is 00:08:35 We're watching cartoons drinking on Capri, son. His dad posted came at three, but he didn't come, so the little nigger stuck with me. You said he's stuck with you? Man, I gotta be uncomfortable. He don't only drink the Capri Sons, he eat the lunchables. No. I'm like, nigger, what is you doing? Man, I should kill this niggins.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Oh, that's about tomorrow. Now you gonna be home looking at me life. You need some fucking money. Uh-uh. You ate your watchful last night. But when you go to school, that's your last right. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah. Yeah. What we doing? Sweetin' all the. Okay. Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprice. Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprice. Eating all the snacks and drinking all the Capriza.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprice. We in Dallas, so we got to go like this. I said it's by the gold line and you know we got it going. Drinking all the juices, man, you know that nigger honing. I came in the kitchen. This nigga here be dripping. He eating all the snacks, man. I swear that nigger slipping.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I said, what you're doing? You gotta be fake. Fuck is you doing eating all the debit cakes. You know I'm trying to eat. You know I'm not a freak. Yeah, Carlos, what you say. about that nigga, man. Hey, it's the fan bastard.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Get in my belly. Hit the club in the throw bag, Jill Kelly. Hey, and you know that I'm a star shit. We're up here, dad. It's our four in the ass. Hey. Yeah, yeah. I told the nigger, excuse me.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Instead of eating all the snacks, take your ass to rooties and get yourself some chicken. You know that you be tripping. That's on me, baby. That caprice, son. That's on me, baby. That Capriza, that's on me, man That Capriza, that's on me, right.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Capri, son, the realist. There you got to feel it. Yeah, you know it's going down, bitch. I'm really with it. Caprizona's the realest. Yeah, you got to feel it. You already know what this shit here is the realness. Go on.
Starting point is 00:10:39 A woman. Furry. Show woman. Hey, nico, settle. Oh, I take your bitch, young, and I bustle. Yeah Okay Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisons
Starting point is 00:11:03 Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisome Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisome Get the lights of my bed Snacks and drinking all the caprisome He eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisons He eating all the snacks and drinking all of caprisons All of Caprizona. Eating all the snacks and drinking all of a reprisome.
Starting point is 00:11:23 All right. Let me tell you what I had. Yeah, I fucked it motherfuck bad. Eminem recent pieces. Yeah, I got the head. Even had a sandwich. Even had some gushes. Don't leave your snacks around me.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I'm a nigger. Don't you trust me. Came to the crib. And you know I had to eat some. A jay tried to sell me some meat, bro. I said, hell, no, because I noticed you stole it. He said it's fresh. I said shit.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Five dollar. Oh, five dollars that me hold it, yeah, they got me am. Fuck five dollars trying to buy some food stamps. Fiftieckon on the dollar that they got to go. Go into the grocery store and then I go dumb. Debbie Kate, honey boy. Okay. Got to be the bottle, my boy gone.
Starting point is 00:12:07 No more. No more. The water chiller sandwich is my favorite sandwich. I don't eat a water burger. I can't stand in low. Oh, uh, uh, it's all faced. I eat the pussy. I'm too slassy.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Come on. I'm happy for I'm eating all your snacks and drinking all the caprisons Eating all the snacks And drinking all the capriso This the 85 South show Real talk
Starting point is 00:12:30 We're eating all the snacks and drinking all Because we're eating all your snacks And drinking all your caprisons Turn it low Turn that shit low Turn that shit low Whoever working the lights Turn the lights down a little bit
Starting point is 00:12:42 This is a real pimp shit Whoever working the lights Hey, crowd! We need the crowd on this one, brus can't see! We need the crowd on this one, we need your crowd on this one. We need your cell phone lights up right there. I'm gonna go to the cell phone, light this bitch up. I'm gonna throw the can be able to do it for the caprice on.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Lightning, bitch up, man, light the can't bitch up, hey, like that bitch up, hey, light that bitch up, light this bitch up, light this. Light this up, light this up. Light this bitch up, like this shit. Everybody what? ��� Air he was, look how she wore. Y'all know the hook, right? Her feet hurt like a motherfuck.
Starting point is 00:13:18 We need y'all on the hook. Let me hear. Eating all the snacks and drinking. We're not eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisa. Eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprice. I said, he eating all the snacks and drinking all the capriza. Eat, sake, drink, food. Eating all the snacks and drinking all the capricet.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Eat it. Eating all the snacks and drinking all the capricon. Go Prezop! Killa! Kri-O-Kee-O-Kee-O-Kee-L Oh, that was amazing! Yeah, this the 85 South Show. Cut the light back off.
Starting point is 00:13:56 This far my real niggas, whoever got some pussy too fast, you forgot to eat it, you had to go back and eat it. You got in a hurry, you got too ancient, you had to go back and eat it. It's for all the real niggas had to go back and eat it. Niggas in the back. I ain't forgot about y'all. Throw that shit, fly. Boy, you gotta be careful.
Starting point is 00:14:18 You're one them Reeseie cups. You'll knock a lace front loose. You better stop. Shout out to all the women that suck dick till your wind come off. Yeah, baby. Suck dick to your eyes water and your nose run. It looked like she got a cold, but she don't. She's just giving me that throat.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Well, a bitch up my dick so good. I pulled it. That what I did. She's like, what happened? She said, and they're hands, that shit, that shit, five! Hey, D.C. That's on me, baby, that's it. This girl gave me some head so good, I saw how with her boyfriend and I was like, nice to see y'all. At least he spoke.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I just would have been staring at that I bit. Eating all your snacks and drinking all your caprice. You ain't gonna speak to me. Shout out to all the ladies, your main nigger and your sad nigga in here tonight. Yeah. Look at that nigga shook his head. He was like, bitch. She got you, nigger.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Eating all the snacks. That's it, it's clean, ain't it? I said, that's it clean, ain't it? I said to be eating all the snacks. Hey, there's a nigga open up to free ride out here. What are one with them again? All the snacks. Hey, eating all the snacks.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Eating all the snacks. Eating all the snacks. Eating all the snacks. Eating all the snacks. Yeah, eating all the snacks, eating on the snacks, eating, gussus, fruit roll-up, good-ass shit, I don't hold up. If you got it, I'm gonna grab it. He like, it's mine, nigga. You can't have it, bitch.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Hey, this little nigger, he just a hater, trying to have shit so he can eat salt later. But I ain't finished that game. This nigga went and bought some juice and got a pen and wrote his name and trying to put it in the back shit. I'm still gonna drink it It ain't y'all What's on this man What that dick look a thing Hey, tell that pussy nigger
Starting point is 00:16:15 Need to jump off the roof Write his name On the orange juice What's fuck is wrong with you? That's why when my daddy Get home for prison He's gonna kill y'all He gonna kill y'all
Starting point is 00:16:25 When I, my daddy Get home for prison He gonna kill y'all I don't like y'all Your daddy ain't never coming home Your daddy ain't never coming home I spoke to him yesterday Your daddy ain't never coming home.
Starting point is 00:16:40 He told me he's coming home yesterday. Your daddy ain't never coming home. Ain't, ain't, ain't. You, daddy is gone. Your daddy is gone. Your daddy is gone. My. Your daddy is gone.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Let me get a dollar. No. Let me get a dollar. No. I'm a tell my mama. So. Y'all ain't hold high. No.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Y'all, n'n can't lie. No. Ain't my shit. No. Now a nigga cry. So. Oh, we came to turn this bitch up for you tonight. Oh, I'm playing no game.
Starting point is 00:17:17 And all your snacks and all your capriced son. How he do that, ah, how he do that, ah. How he do that? Loose leg. How he do that? Loose leg. How he do that? Loose leg.
Starting point is 00:17:29 We in Dallas, oh, you hit the snakey lead. Oh, somebody give that lighter. Oh, if you wind up. He's going to wind up. Keep the stank your leg. He's the slaggy leg. He's the stank your leg. Boy, that's how I put it out of a roast.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Yeah, I know. That's how I did it. Think of this one. You got to twill that bit. That man got the stank. That man got the stank. You know how to do that shit, Louleman. Boy, you got the ooh.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Hey, hey, hey, nasty. Ooh, up, no. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, who at go. Oh. Ooh. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Kicking all your snakes. You're drinking all your stinks. Can drinking all your compresses up. Hillet hurt, he lay it hurt, he lay hurt, he lay hurt, he lay hurt, he lay hurt, he hurt. I'll be still. Have a seat, you all right? We done, come on.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Helleherk, he lay hurt, he may hurt, he hurt, and lay hurt. Get me a lighter. You got a lighter. Somebody got a lighter. Eating all your sleep. Throw me a lighter like I do y'all that candy. Damn Nika got the crack head lighter
Starting point is 00:18:41 Yeah Nika got the crack head lighter Yeah Nika got the crack head lighter Yeah Yeah, yeah Got the crack head lighter Alright, stop, y'all take a break
Starting point is 00:18:52 Get some water or something I'm trying to get high, nigga shit Let's do it Yeah Yeah, yeah I gotta ask me Yeah We're in Dallas, baby, what's going on, darling?
Starting point is 00:19:03 We're in Dallas, baby You know, that is this. Salute to the nigger back there with the cowboy hat on. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road. I'm going to ride till I can't no more. You got, we're going to ride. I said you're sitting in the back with the cowboy hat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:25 You shouldn't bought the hat. You should have used it for some mad. You've got bad tickets, but you still in here. And I want to say, howdy, how to how. Howdy hey, can't nobody tell you nothing. They can't tell you nothing. Can't nobody tell you nothing. You got to take the turn.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Oh, you can't tell them nothing. Ah! Welcome. That's right. Oh, we got hats. Oh, we're a cowboy. Come here, let me put this cowboy down. We're in Dallas, so I'm about to be a cowboy.
Starting point is 00:20:09 We're in Dallas, so I got to be a cowboy. We're in Dallas, so I'm about to be a cowboy. We're in Dallas, so I'm about to be a cowboy. We're in Dallas, so I want to let every lady know I'm looking for somebody who can ride a booking Bronco. Yeah, I got a whole lot of meat. If you're a freak, then come and get a treat. Hold up, I got to put my trailer back on the ground, I'll be right back.
Starting point is 00:20:40 All right, do your thing. All right. They have to move my brick, who moved my brick off my trailer? You just buck the whole house up. Come to Dallas if you're looking for a cutie with a good job and a big, big booty. All right. That's okay, she got kids, got a son, but she got some big tities and she keep her mowgun. That's good
Starting point is 00:21:05 You know she's from the hood Straight from Old Cliff right through Like what's good You know that she's fine Lips she be licking She liked a roll blunts And eating chicken fried chicken Found Carlos
Starting point is 00:21:19 This might seem scary I want to cool her bitch When her coochies heavy Now listen Please don't excuse me I drop the beat like I eat that booty Hey, listen. We're seeing a mo'cliff.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Sucking on the dick, she was choking. Come on. Hey. Hey. There you go. Yeah. There ya. Cowboy rap is what we're doing.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Looking for the big booties, looking for the chewing. Chewing. And you know we do the cowboy rock. Shout out to everybody sitting way up top. Way up top. That's where the people sit so they can roll their weed and they don't give no shit long as they can here and get them a beer. Shit, we waited too long.
Starting point is 00:22:14 We should have came last year. I say, Carlos, we're lazy. She asked me, did I look fast? I said, that's on me, baby. That's a night. Bro, you didn't see that shit, nigger. A grasshopper flew up here. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 00:22:30 What happened? That's a girl. A grasshopper. A cricket! A cricket! How long can't get me dead? Let me see. Well, we just can, don't touch it. Don't fucking... Let me see! He might need a C.R. Buster, don't fucking touch it.
Starting point is 00:22:44 He might need C.R. Buster, leave it alone, Buster. Listen here, if he's still alive. Buster, you remember what happened last time? If he's still alive, move you away. He's dead. He's dead. We have to say, but alive, Buster, Buster.
Starting point is 00:22:57 He's dead. He just can't throw it away. He's gone. He is gone. He's not gone, Jiko. I can feel it. He's gone, budd. Get your dumb ass up, way from old man. Well, can we cook it? That boy's dumber than tith on a bull.
Starting point is 00:23:11 We have to save a life. Now, even though he is a cricket, we got to save his life. Can't step on him like he's a roosting of guys. That ain't right. If he's still breathing, then he's still seeing. What I'm trying to tell you. Can we eat it? Can we eat?
Starting point is 00:23:36 I apologize that I stepped on your head. Looks to me, little brother, and that some bitch is dead. And I'm sorry to tell you he ain't coming back to life. He's a killer and you're really sad, but hey, that's just life. Turn that shit on, that'll go.
Starting point is 00:23:59 That's a good one. We're keeping that one. That shit making a nigga do this. I don't know why white people do this. What it is? Niggins that be in the middle of a conversation. That shit doesn't come out of nowhere. Hold up, nigga.
Starting point is 00:24:11 You can make a hundred songs off that same love beat. Do it again. Come on, y'all. Everybody. Here go, chico. I like titties. Yes, it's true. Sometimes I like to call them boobs.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Hooters. Baby feeders. They'd be hanging on the chest. Take her to the doctors on this. And he'll call them some rest. Yep. Everything keeps me happy. I like my titty's saggy.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Come on. Everybody don't tits. I like her tities up under her armpits. That's what I like. She holds her tities like a book bag. She holds her titty like a book bag. She hold her titty like a book bag. Hey.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Hold her tinnies. Turn that shit off. We about to get real stupid in this business. When you're lower down to your fucking missionary style. Y'all think we're stupid right now, but we're about to get real stupid. Oh, we're about to get ignorant. Look, when you fucking missionary,
Starting point is 00:25:12 they just fall to the side like that. Chico, what are at, bro? We are in Dallas, Texas, man. D.C. We are in Dallas, Texas. Where are we, man? We are in the D.T. We are in the D.
Starting point is 00:25:29 We are in the motherfucking D. We're in Dallas, man, the home of the stars, man. We in Dallas. Y'all like this picture right here. Y'all sip lean like it's just legal. Make sure y'all support my man C. Ray Art. He from Dallas. He drew this, man.
Starting point is 00:25:43 He did this of us. Y'all been showing us much love. Bro, we got to show y'all love. We sold this show out two months ago. Right. Y'all love us, man. And we know we in Dallas, bro. This is the home of it.
Starting point is 00:25:58 This is a lot of Dallas. Cowboy. Cowboy. Let me get a fork. Atlanta. Falcon. Atlanta. You're Atlanta Falcons fan.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Atlanta Falton. Nah. Hey, man. We in Dallas. We ain't called. We in Dallas. Hold on. Oh, look, DC.
Starting point is 00:26:16 We in Dallas. This is the home of the stars, man. This is the home of the stars. And we appreciate the stars. But we got to do something special for Dallas, man, since we in Dallas. So we're against the shit. So we're against the shit. We got to do something.
Starting point is 00:26:29 got to do so with matter of fact with oh hold hold on yeah i know can we get a drum road please oh thank y'all motherfuckers all i don't think y'all ain't ready darling we got a motherfucking legend in the building we got a motherfuckin'all ain't ready daddy and a motherfucking beauty chico you get it make some noise for prom talk d i sander Take him a check high Hey Yeah
Starting point is 00:27:03 Yeah See in the check Ha See up here And it go like this I say Uh Money to Monty
Starting point is 00:27:11 That's driving Seed Crane Must be the money That drive Moodie Money That driving there Must be the money
Starting point is 00:27:23 That's driving Take care To a pie Come on my face Don't get them sick! I got some pallet every day of the weeks. Who whee-hoo-hoo! How is done with my fingernails too.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Come on! Let's sing like a deacon! I don't know what to do. Come on! Must be the money that's driving now, play must be the money. That's driving down pray must be a money
Starting point is 00:27:57 Monday that's driving them praise my speedy the way that is my son you got a remix oh hey must be the cool chee that's driving he craved my dad must be the coochie that's driving she go hold on the church he's in the church oh my bad yeah he's a church you know he's a pastor no he's my pastor oh so we can talk that shit
Starting point is 00:28:24 oh no no must be the coo chequee That driving, yeah, I'm crazy, my speedy to coochie! That's driving me, pray, must be the coochie, must be the coochie. What's that to do you have? That driving me, Chris, must be the coochie. All right, all, all, all. Oh, y'all make some noise for the most legendary football player to ever play the guy and never touch the field.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Prime time, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, first of all, this is my dream. This is. This is. Straight up. This is my dream. I've always wanted to do like five minutes of straight, raw stand-up. What? Y'all don't understand. Y'all allow me to live...
Starting point is 00:29:08 You want to do some time? No, no, no. Not now. I'm both. This is my dream. Well, let me tell them something about y'all that they don't know. First of all, these cats right here, real talk, they're something the real is in the business. The real is in the business. I wouldn't be up here if they weren't real. Secondly, they are real, true comedians that got love, passion, experience, hope I love them.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I mean, y'all, this ain't rehearsed. This crazy stuff they're doing. Prime, that ain't how you love a nigga, Prime. This stuff they're doing, they ain't rehearsed nothing. We just got finishing the back chopping it up. Y'all came out here and turned the stage out, man. Two sold-out shows? Two sold-out shows.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Oh, that's your... Hey, Dallas, give yourself some blood. Dallas, get yourself some blood. Hold up. For real. Tie my door. Tie my door. This is Diyadh.
Starting point is 00:30:02 This is prime time. It's a nigga. Ain't a nigga in here right now that ever played football and scored a touchdown and didn't do this. Oh, shit, nigga. Fucking, fucking prime time.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Nigga, you don't have to be scoring a touchdown to do that. You'd be getting a check and do that. I ain't never scored no touchdown. I still did it. Yep, that bitch gave me that pussy. And go with everything, bro. This is the most legendary, man.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Watching you prime time back in the day when they used to kick the ball off and you used to be there and they used to act like they was going to be able to tackle you or you. For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life.
Starting point is 00:30:54 what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor.
Starting point is 00:31:16 But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, You know, he was the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the prey. Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.
Starting point is 00:31:46 You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which Family Secrets almost always need to be told.
Starting point is 00:32:26 I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you remember Vine? It changed the Internet forever, and it vanished in its prime. I'm Benedict Townsend, and this is Vine,
Starting point is 00:32:47 six seconds that changed the world. The untold story of genius, betrayal, and the app that died so that TikTok could thrive. From overnight stars to the fall that no one saw coming, we're breaking down what made Vine iconic. Listen to Vine on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. I was Igna. I was Igna.
Starting point is 00:33:12 You were igne. Any prime time catch the ball? Go crazy. Ah, ah, ah. Don't hurt yourself, chigo, chigo, chico, cool, chico, chico, chico. Chigo, chico. That niggins. His footwork was bad.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Yeah, he's bad. Yeah, you know I can't do it like you. I was just trying to, you know. I did it, but I was in the band when I did mine. How you do yours? Oh, niggum. Oh, um, um, um, hot self. Oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:33:42 God damn. I need help. His ass hurt. I knew that. I knew that was going. I don't happen. I was just trying to do that for you, Prime. Don't do that no more, though.
Starting point is 00:33:54 I want to do that for you, Pratt. Don't cover you, though. Don't do that. I got three lawsuits going on right now. I don't need another. You're going to win? You're going to win the lawsuits? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Yeah. They got some good representation. It hurts. Good, good. This dude is the response, is part of the reason why y'all got so many Super Bowls in Dallas, man. You know what? What? What?
Starting point is 00:34:18 He's talking about, no. No, fuck that. It don't matter, nigga, you help them with all of them, you bribe time. But what about when you play for us, though, Prime? Hey, y'all my home. Brian? Y'all my heart. Come on now, Prime.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Y'all, y'all chose me. I came here as a high gun. Y'all, they chose me. Yeah. Let me tell you. We probably won no championship, but, nigger, we know you. We have fun, though. You is our champion, I tell you, shit. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:34:45 You know why we ain't win? Why? Where is the Magic City too much? For real? Yeah, where is the Magic City? Trump finally comes out. That answer to it would get you. Every time. Oh, Prindine, look at this pussy Prine.
Starting point is 00:34:59 You had that Jerry Carroll too. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Man had the soul glow, boy. In all of those holes. DC, let me tell you something about the curl. And I'm gonna tell y'all something about the curl. Uh-oh. Y'all hold on to this.
Starting point is 00:35:14 The curl looked wet, but it was dry. Damn. For real? That's why he prying how you made? like a curled look wet, it's dry. There's somebody here right now with a finger wave, like, yep, he's not alive. Now, Chico, this is prime time.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Now, you do know that. Now, it's prime time. Ain't no problem. No problem. Look, look. Now, you can tell the truth. Now, you say, you curl, look wet, and look wet, but it's dry.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Now, tell the other people, how did you pull it? You ain't fair to do, my boy, like that. Yeah, you know, Shaddy. Skip. Skip. Skip, skip, skip. Skip. I'm telling you,
Starting point is 00:35:48 all. Now, Prime, I'm gonna respect you and smoke my weed over here. D.C., I'm gonna leave in a minute. Huh? So what you said, I can't smoke? Not yet. Aye, aye, aye, aye, I spoke with you. I ain't gonna put my roach right here.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Yeah, roach in the crackhead lighter. That's how much respect you got in the black community. Niggas, put the weed up. Niggas, like we're running out. Act like we're training. Act like we're training. That nigga got to pass the guy. What's up, Prime?
Starting point is 00:36:17 Shit, just stressing by the road. I think of Prime, baby, you start smoking weed, man. Damn, Prime. It ain't going no well, D.C. I'm thinking about hitting that bitch still, though, Prime. Just step to the back one time, D.C. I mean, about to turn my back, though, Prime. You ain't gonna do your feet, you know, there.
Starting point is 00:36:38 As with Prime don't need that type of attention, then you hit that blow one time, then you're on ESPN in the morning. Does Primetime encourage weed smoking? Let's talk about it. Coming up at 10 o'clock hour. Like, man. My nigga, Prime is a pastor. Revelation, ha!
Starting point is 00:36:52 Listen! That's my pastor. That's my pastor. That's my pastor. Pastor, we want to say thank you for allowing you. We want to say thank you in the name of Jesus for allowing Prime to come and bless the stage. We know that you have a connection with the Lord
Starting point is 00:37:07 and we want to say thank you for giving us the connection with Him with your connection with God, brother. Thank you so much, my brother. We thank you so much in the name of you. Amen. Amen. Yes, yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I need all the new ladies, the new lady members to sit in the front row. Please. They're the name.
Starting point is 00:37:34 We're having a meeting greet. And the name. A black church announcement be so damn ghetto, don't you? While we have everyone's attention, we still have not found the church's iPad. It was black, it was white. We know Dantavius had it last. Don Tavius. Also, we want to say to anybody that's bringing any food to the potluck,
Starting point is 00:37:59 please make sure you use clean dishes. Chico, I got one, I got one. It's true story, true story. Reggie White told me this before he passed. Oh, right. True story, true story. The pastor announced at the church one of the mothers had died.
Starting point is 00:38:16 The mother last name was Fooker. I'm not lying. So the pastor gets up in front of the church and he said, get me the music, give me the music, he said, I like to, it's a sad day. I'd like all you to know that
Starting point is 00:38:33 motherfucker's gone. When I look back over all the work she's gone, I can't help but think about it. That motherfucker was a good woman. Whenever we needed something, who did we call? Who? That mother!
Starting point is 00:38:57 Well, all the little fuckers come up here. All your little fuckers come up here. Because what I need to do, I need to appoint the next motherfucker. Come out! You're a good fucker. Use a good fucker, too. Use a great fucker.
Starting point is 00:39:21 But you are the next motherfucker in this shit. True story. True story. True story. Y'all give it up a cry. That was a great joke. That was a legend. It was good.
Starting point is 00:39:35 That joke was good. Oh, I said that joke. It was good. I said a joke. Now we need everyone. That nigga gone, that nigger gone. You need everyone. Let's get on.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Light your weed. Like your weed. Like your weed. Like your weed. Like your weed? Like your weed. Like your weed. Like your weed.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Like your weed. Like your weed. Like you. You having problem with the crack head liner. He's had a problem with the crack-hand lighter. Now you got it. Now you got it. Smoke your blunt.
Starting point is 00:40:20 One more time. Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it. You know how you get in first? Come on back. Come on back. Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it. Come on back. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Hold it. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hold up. I think got light here. Hold up. While we have everyone in the given mood, now we're going to take up the collection.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Everyone seems to be in a given spirit. We're going to start in the back and we're going to pass the collection plate down to the front. That was a good one. We take more than money. Ladies, if you want to put a titty in the plate, we'll take that. Put a titty in the plate. Give because God has given to you. Amen.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Amen. We want to thank everyone for coming out to the 80s. South Show Baptist Church tonight you could have been anywhere in the world but you chose to be here with us we are in Dallas so I must say God bless Oakland not only are we in Dallas we are in Fort Worth Fort Worth Fort Worth oh we in Dallas in the name of God oh You ain't singing start off. You ain't singing if that lip ain't trembling, right?
Starting point is 00:41:47 I say, oh, I need a blessing. Anybody need a blessing, need a blessing, anybody need a blessing, need a blessing. Anybody need a blessing, anybody need a blessing. See, you put it in your spirits. it's got to be in your spirit to change your mind it's like I said before. You can't stay
Starting point is 00:42:25 where you don't live God don't want you to stay where you don't live there's a lot of people that are staying but they not live. Anybody need a blessing, need a blessing.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Pastor, don't you steal my shit? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, you can't live when you don't stay. God is here and he's ready to be in your life. God is here and he's ready to be in your life. somebody in the crowd right now is knee deep in the streets got two birds over their auntie house now i'm not telling you what to do with your life need a blessing anybody but you need to go get that shit out your auntie house because them kids are over them he needs a blessing he has on a checkerboard shirt looks like he's a place for motherfucker
Starting point is 00:43:37 I feel that in the building it's a lady in here tonight that need $40. She's like them in two 20. She don't want no 20 to 10 and 25. 2 20. Oh, oh, oh. She wanted to tell somebody she ain't got to change. 220 She wants to tell somebody
Starting point is 00:44:07 She ain't got Change I need 220 In the name of the Lord Because I don't want to tell nobody I got
Starting point is 00:44:18 Change Amen Let me hold a dollar Yeah I got it Because I got 220 Two 20s
Starting point is 00:44:29 They ain't got Change pay Hey man, cut the shit off. Oh, oh, oh, oh, wow. Any of the ladies out there, if you need a blessing. Hey, this shit made broke feel good, nigga. I ain't got chance.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Oh, I ain't got nothing. What the fuck I'm going to do? Ain't got a blessing. Sounds like you need a blessing. Need a blessing. Sounds like you need to buy one gram. What you're going to do? you're going to do with the other
Starting point is 00:45:05 20, oh no. Needers, ain't got needle, need a pleasure, need of pleasure. I said, who's not stressing me? I know bills coming up, I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I ain't got change. Yeah. That's the part I want the crowd to sing. Bill's coming up, I don't give a fuck. Bill's coming up. I don't give a fuck. Sing it. Bill's coming up.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I don't give a fuck. Bill's coming up, I don't give them. Sing it like you mean that shit. Y'all ready, near my side right here. Y'all ready? Y'all ready? Y'all ready? We're going to say to here.
Starting point is 00:45:44 I don't give them fuck. Oh, oh. Bill's coming up. I ain't got. I ain't got what. I ain't got what you want from a nigger. Oh, oh, I ain't got. You got bills coming, you got change and you got bills coming up.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Beals coming up, I don't give a fuck. Bill's coming up, I don't give a fuck. Bill's coming up, I don't give a fuck. Bill's coming up, I don't give a fuck. I ain't got. That nigga happy, he's like, I ain't got nothing. Bill coming up, I don't give a fuck. Bill's coming up, I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:46:33 I don't give a fuck feels coming up I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck ain't I don't give a fuck ain't I don't give a fuck ain't I don't I don't give a fuck hey God I don't give a fuck hey God I don't give a fuck ain't hey God ain't I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I am a buck, I don't give a buck, I don't give a buck. That is y'all crazy. Yeah, my side, this man is over here asleep. That nigga woke up and said, what my bills do? Oh shit. This coming up. Hey man.
Starting point is 00:47:31 That's fucking so crazy. Y'all lit it here. Hey, no, what to do? You ready, you ready. Take a break. Y'all sleepy. Y'all got to be tired. I know a nigga arms is burning.
Starting point is 00:47:41 They play. They've been playing. Y'all made some noise for the motherfucker who drew this. See, Ray. See, right. Beautiful. See, right. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Salute to, they go my man with the good motherfucker fucking check a boy shirt, stunting on these holes. And you guys came in here dressed like the finish line. Right. That ain't got stupid a dread, bro. No, that ain't dread. They got chicken fries and Burger King dread, well. That nigga got plats.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Those are plats. Those are plats. The braid dreads. They were braids. He like, stop. Nah, nong. They old braids. Ah!
Starting point is 00:48:21 He can't take them out. So he's like, fuck it. Bro, you know what I'm still thinking about? What? Eating all your snakes is drinking. Oh, yeah. Bro, we made some class here, bro. Well, we'd be doing it, man.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Colos, you got somebody up here with a deep throat. Whoa. What you mean? What you mean, the deep throat? She was like, Carlos. Ah. Hey. I'm scared of that.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Let me see what she's talking about. She's about. She's about to fall over the balcony. She's so stupid. I ain't fucking with that. They ain't like that. Yeah. Who like me?
Starting point is 00:48:56 Yeah. Uh-huh. Sure did. Yeah. Yeah. Right, I like this shit. Hey, baby, in the back. What's up, boo?
Starting point is 00:49:08 How you doing? Look at all the people in the standing section. Y'all so stupid. Hey, I don't know what you did. See, they bought standing tickets. What, y'all? I get the standing ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Then they're telling them where to put your feet right here, sir. All right, cool. Then they got no folding chairs. Y'all ass all out. No chairs. They just in there. Yep. Niggia hands hanging at the back.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Got them family reunion chairs in here. Nigger ass touching somebody knee right now. That's why that thing right there. That's right there sitting forward. They're like, fuck that, bro. Nobody going to put their knee on my ass. I know y'all scared. After sitting down there so long,
Starting point is 00:49:52 their plans to get hard than the ball. Hell yeah. They're so close. There's so many people want to fart right now. You know the motherfuckers, it's uncomfortable, too, flag, because they keep going like this. If somebody cough, that means they put it. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Excuse me. Somebody in this big guy that shit, they're sitting on the edge of their seat. My man right there, he's holding it. Help. Check a boy, he's a way to go take a shit. What's up, girl? Why you keep yelling out of my name? What's up?
Starting point is 00:50:22 She need a ride. Loz, I'm stuck! Help me! What's your name? What? You want, why don't? I need a bank account. I still bank with Western Union.
Starting point is 00:50:37 What you say, baby? Hold on, I got you. I got you. Translate for me, Chico. I eat your pussy. Shut up. What did you say, baby? What's up, but what you, we can't hear you.
Starting point is 00:50:49 What you say? God damn, gay girl, shit. Well, you are talking to Carlos, but you've been yelling, so. Carlos. What should say? This motherfucker demanding is fuck. I want to talk to Carlos, ma'am, you were in the balcony, okay? We're trying to help you.
Starting point is 00:51:04 No, don't be ungrateful, ladies, we're trying to help you. I know, I know, I know you can't hear me, but fuck that. Make the other nigga walk. Come on. No, I'm cool. I can't walk over there because shit, then it's gonna look like I need her. No it ain't, right? Yeah, she don't run.
Starting point is 00:51:21 My niggas a player, natural ball. Yeah. I was trying to help me, ma'am. Yeah, I didn't run into her hand later on. I ain't sweating that shit. You know what that looked like he running over there? I don't know her. Might tell you A.C.L. running out of the e-ho, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:51:35 Now fuck around and hurt my hand. Who gonna count this motherfucking money? Yeah, got that. Right. Then I said I'm gonna eat her coochie. Then some gay girl got her talk to him, No, you won't. That's all for us.
Starting point is 00:51:47 That's what she said. Yeah, you better sit your ass down for somebody eat your coochie, ma'am. No matter what her cooce. Her cooce smell like auto zone. Nobody want that cooce. Get in the zone. Auto zone. Big-ass coochie. Get in the zone.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Auto zone. Excuse me, what can I find the ranch is at, ma'am? Get in the zone. Auto zone. I need a cock. I've been got a coochie cover, but a... I don't know. She ain't saying shit else.
Starting point is 00:52:19 All this shit must be true. How he knows my pussy needs a transmission? She need to get that pussy flushed. She said, I know you won't. Then what I'm gonna do then? I ain't gonna stay, the pussy. What I'm gonna do? Huh?
Starting point is 00:52:36 That bitch said, yeah. Get in the zone, auto zone. Oh, oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly. I bet turned it to a Nissan Ultima, this bitch. Bro, this is crazy-ass people. It is, man. We in Dallas, man. This shit crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:57 What did you say? Huh. He was crazy. Said she sound like a pirate, nigga. Shout out to all the couples that said here tonight. All the couples. Where the couples is at? That shit sounds so bad.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Yeah, they was arguing on the way in the car. Bitch, I told you I got good seats. I don't believe you. You lie too much. You know, fellas, you get caught lying to your girl one time. You had to prove yourself for the rest of the relationship. It don't matter what you say. But like, man, how was your day?
Starting point is 00:53:23 It was good. No, the fucking wasn't. It was, baby. No, it wasn't. I can sit in your face, that ass niggins. This lady right here. On the second row, just won tities of the week. Where?
Starting point is 00:53:33 Right there. Which one? You don't see them? I don't see him. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Where's her trophy? Ladies and gentlemen, Dallas, we want to welcome you.
Starting point is 00:53:44 We have a lot of contestants, but we have crowned a winner. They're trying to cook. All the way from somewhere in Dallas, Texas. Make all the way from Pleasant Grove. What is your name, ma'am? Make some noise for the Titty of the Week winner, Mrs. Terry. You know Terry, two tithes from Pleasant Grove. Not one titty, but two.
Starting point is 00:54:13 All the lady with little titty is, y'all don't know why are you covering them little tities up. Y'all in here looking cold. Ladies with little titties, just know we love them too. We know how to judge. little tinnis. Yeah. Yeah, I like... Even if you got the real little bit of tits that look like a watch battery. We did we still fuck what...
Starting point is 00:54:33 Little nipple. Lord nipple. You can't suck them little tities. You gotta get him a kiss. Muh. M. Little watch battery, titty. You know what I like to do to look tins?
Starting point is 00:54:51 Yeah. What you like to do to those? I like to grab both of them at the same time be like, Titties, coming soon. You see that, I'm sitting like a watch battery. Titty like a watch battery. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm not going to not see that
Starting point is 00:55:07 every time I look at some little tithes. I'm going to every time I see some little titties. Oh, shit, if it's it. Bro, little titties are so honest. You ever be fucking a little titty girl, and you notice them little motherfuckers' movie, you'd be like, I am fucking the shit out of her. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:55:22 I am killing this. These tithes ain't never moved. His bitch be jogging and them tithes don't move. Oh, he said, watch battery, oh my good. Brother, that shit went over there. Yeah, they just, most niggins make that joke to somebody put that bitch on an old-ass meme. It's going to look old.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Titty small like a watch. Nah, the reason why I don't know is most niggins ain't ever changed the battery and they watch. Most niggas watches don't work in it right now. Ask them what time and it's going to be like, hold up, bro. 10.52. Yeah, I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Stead on a 10 times. It's just stupid ass. Yeah, you know what they? Okay, it's 4, 5, 10, 50, 20. What the little hand mean? Let me see. Well, if a little hand in between the 4 and the 5, that it's 4 ain't.
Starting point is 00:56:08 That's 20. I think that's 23. Oh, okay. Yeah, it, it, it. Nigger, you're time, yeah. We see y'all, yeah, your neck starting to hurt from holding your big ass head up. Ah!
Starting point is 00:56:21 My fucking neck hurting. They all the big-haired niggas quiet like fuck you man you don't know I struggle Big-ha-ha-ha-n-ha-n-nick can he swan-so you swan shit hit the check Boy this look like the club You know what if you get to heaven and that shit looked just like this This look like the club off power nigger this boy we about to got that up top ghosty this bitch Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:56:52 She's like Dollar Bill about to come out. Who got... Who got... Who got power DVR at the house where you can watch it when you get back to the house? Fuckin' neckin' back. That's the movie. Trouble. Trouble.
Starting point is 00:57:06 He said, this nigga said, you don't think Dollar Bill know nothing about it, but I know everything about it. That you don't have my money. That nigga burn a rat with the truth, man. Dollar Bill don't pay them country boy. Nothing. Nothing. And tell Diamond get her fuck-ass upstairs too.
Starting point is 00:57:23 That shit really open light to like, because Diamond was cute as bulls. She was working their pay list. My fucking had my percentage. My fucking gets swore. I've been had two racks and shoes. What you want? I'm like, shit. This throw in that big, bitch. Nah, the most fucked up scene in that movie.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I just came to dance for y'all. Ah, that fucked up, man. That nigga, hey, that nigga right there is the hood evil. To this day, that nigga is hood evil. That nigga killed Cain and Menace of Society. That nigga did that shit in Players Club. That motherfucker got everybody shot on tails from the hood. Hey, when that nigga ran out the house on that park, that nigga ran out of the house.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Hey, come on, partner. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's how that nigga ran out. That's how that nigga walked up. He was like, hey, I'm Aline cousin. He said, oh, what, we supposed to fight over a bitch? Hey, I think you need to watch you.
Starting point is 00:58:15 You're calling the bitch partner? I don't think you know me, honey. Hey, you know this food? I don't know this food. Hey, hey, I don't like the way you've been treating my cousin. What's up? I mean, shit, I don't think you really know. Hey, that nigga gave him a front kick.
Starting point is 00:58:31 I ain't never seen that. That nigga, like, ugh. That nigga came out and said, Kane, Keene, come in the house. Motherfuckoo. What do you say, Jeeko? Keene! Keene!
Starting point is 00:58:45 Come in the house. in the house. I can't take this anymore, Keen. You have to leave my home. I can't take this anymore, Keen. I've done all that I can do for you. You must leave. Kane was like, so y'all want me to go?
Starting point is 00:59:04 Oh, that nigga stupid. Hey, man. Look at Keen. Keen. Come in the house. That's a classic movie right there, boy. cuckoole pussy sound when you tired it up Cade, wait, I cannot
Starting point is 00:59:20 take it anymore. Come in the house. You have to leave. I want you out of my house, Cain. You better quit fucking with my older woman. I learned something fucking my older woman, bro. I don't know what the
Starting point is 00:59:36 connection is, but it's something connected to the throat in the pussy. You ever be fucking the older woman and she'd be like, oh, ah, ah. Why she got to clear her thought when you put the dig in there? Ooh, young man. Ooh, I had one cuga, uh-uh, uh-uh, I mean, I knew I would fucking her too good.
Starting point is 00:59:57 She tricked me. She tricked me. I would tell her ass up. She was like, uh-uh, uh-uh, hold up, uh-uh, uh-uh. Uh-uh. Ha. You fuck with the right, cougas. You fuck with the right cougas.
Starting point is 01:00:09 She hit you with some shit. Fuck your whole night up. Hold up. Wait a minute. You fucking me too hard. Life alert. Just in case our hands out. I'm like, oh, she's crazy.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Uh-uh, I'm cool on that. Keith. I'm cool. Keep coming to house. That's the man. Those hood movies, man, that's that built who we are. The hood, like I said, tells. How many niggas seen tales from the hood?
Starting point is 01:00:36 Oh, I'm thinking it's crazy. Hey, that shit was scared as fuck when you was little one. Especially that little ad the one with the little dolls, them little nigglets. He said, come on, I'll kill you all, you little nigglets. I was like, nigglets. That's fucked up, man. Let me smack that nigger.
Starting point is 01:00:54 Pow, that motherfucker said, whoa, shit. He said, man, give us the shit. Oh, you're going to get the shit. Come on, I got the shit right over here. This ain't no funeral home, and it ain't the terror dome neither. Welcome to hell, motherfucker. I was like, turn this shit off. I can't go to sleep now, mommy.
Starting point is 01:01:22 The fuck you got me here watching this scary-ass shit with your ass for. Boy, ain't no worse than X-files, though. You hear that shit? You see a nigger with no legs. Oh, scariest hood movie ever, Candy Man. I bet it's, I bet his niggas in here right now that a shooter and kill a nigga, quick than a motherfucker, but I bet you won't go in the bathroom, turn the light off and say Candy Man five times in America.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Yes, you will. No, you won't. No, you won't. You will be in the bathroom. I'll do it, I bet I will. No, you won't. No, you won't. No, you won't.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Why did you? Whydy, buddy, buddy. Kid me, kid me. Ah! You know why Candy Man was so scary? Why? He was just a regular nigga who lived in the project. Everybody got mad at him and killed him.
Starting point is 01:02:13 They could be any black man. Yep. That nigga had one hoop. That was just coming. He ain't just come. He just there. Hell yeah. Then he had a...
Starting point is 01:02:23 Even if Candy Man did... Even if he didn't kill you, he still did some shit that was scary enough to scare the fuck out of you. Niggas just show up in the middle of the night holding in a white baby. That's scary as fun. With honey on his face and bees and shit. Like who is this? I bet you I never realized this.
Starting point is 01:02:41 That candy man and the dude that put his finger on Uncle Charles' forehead in the bone thuds video had the same leather jacket on. He did. That long... Look at y'all niggas like, damn, he sure did. Yep. To meet me at the crossroads. I was scared of that nigga too.
Starting point is 01:02:55 I'm still scared of that nigga. If I... The boy, could you imagine if you're about to die. You said when you look and see that nigga, be like, oh, nigger, not the nigger that took Uncle Charles, y'all. Oh, no. Bro, that shit, it kind of hurt to hear you talk about it. Because even though we didn't know Uncle Charles, I'm pretty sure every black person in this motherfucking building right now, we miss our Uncle Charles, y'all. Everybody.
Starting point is 01:03:20 That nigga shook his head like that was his real uncle. Yeah, man. Where's my Uncle Charles? And he said that y'all, I've been my Uncle John, y'all. And I was gone in a minute, they were wrong. Ooh, boom. Now look, I'm not about to stand up here and act like I know what the fuck happened to Uncle Charles,
Starting point is 01:03:44 but the niggas rapped it real fast. The shooter, he was wrong, that's the only part I caught. I ain't never caught that. That's new to me. Uncle Charles shouldn't have been gone, and the shooter was wrong. All I know is, and in the middle of it's on, in the minute it's on, what did he will wrong. Who, boom.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Oh, I still don't know. I still don't know that other thing, he said, Hi, hey, you heard, hi. And I want to say, everybody, and I'm going to say, when I'm wrong with my own, my dad, look to the righteous side,
Starting point is 01:04:11 that to be the time, then a day to me, but I don't know that right, why ain't where you can't go say that you're looking for I made to him, but the minute and low, man, 24, seven, my God, God, that's little praise,
Starting point is 01:04:26 even knowing that there was all nothing for my face and keeping me saving. please don't they debate the don't think the base to go oh do it bro I don't know argument recorded I don't know none of the lyrics too who gave my food I swear with me nigga what the fuck you talking about by my court and told I swear I I hit you a motherfucker mouth I'm like hold oh lo loo look it's my mama house fuck you remember first of the month oh yeah busy bone came in the mom Wake up. My sister was already dressed. What the fuck they got to do with anything?
Starting point is 01:05:04 That mean the food stamps hit, nigger. Sis was already, wake your ass up. Busy, we got to stab out. Hey, but that nigger came in with so much injured. Wake up. My sister was already dressed. And I haven't happened to my sister was already dressed. Fuck happened over there. He said, my sister was already dressed. That was a bitch going to wait to go to school.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Went through the alley. Now that's you are. Boy, Bone does have one. That's true. That's true. That's true. They say you were the crazy nigger at the crew too.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Right. It makes sense, don't it? Right. It makes sense, don't it? We had that music in the 90s, boy, this shit didn't change. Like, ladies, y'all, y'all had real R&B music in the night. Niggas used to sing for the pussy. Now, it's not like that no more.
Starting point is 01:05:58 that no more now bids up my dick little bitch won't you let that ho see how i go let me play with the pussy hole oh you know what's up with me bitch let me fuck if you ain't gonna let me fuck get the fuck about my truck use a ho use a ho use a bitch use a bitch use a bitch use a Use a hoe, use a ho, use a bitch, use a bit, use a bit, use a bit. What you say, hold. What you say, hold. What you say, hold. What you say, hold.
Starting point is 01:06:33 What you say, hold. Let's up. We got to do some for the ladies, so we all really talk our shit. Make it bend it over, let me see it. If you're looking for a trail type, nigger, let me be it. Hey, rip it on it, make the bag. Oh, oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Hey. You. Friking dumb bass. Oh, y'all forgot the word. No, that I'm going to hook away. Nara my hop away. That I don't hook away. Talk your shit then.
Starting point is 01:07:11 On the floor. That's how we doing it then. What fucking did? My bitch are shoes. Never fall without a rubber Like it on the bees never on top of the club Oh talk y'all shit Top notch holds
Starting point is 01:07:27 He the most nonetheless Trash like the proper $40 in the club What he's sold up For 40 dollars in the globe Two-20s And I don't got change I said trash like the fuck for $40 in the clue Two-20s and I don't get change
Starting point is 01:07:46 don't change. I say it's trying like the fucking all of this. Man, I said let a nigger Pete. They let our nigga poke. Y'all don't know that shit. Man, that P.M.C. Man. Long live PimC, man.
Starting point is 01:08:01 One of the greatest ever. R.P.R.P. Real talk. That nigger verse on murder, one of the coldest verses ever written, man. I'm still PimC, bitch. So what the fuck is up? Putting powder on the streets because I got big fucking nuts. Just got back. Got the pines gone for full, cause you know I just pay two.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Nigel boat 30 from it, so I front it 42. He gonna prop and sell him hundred times, 62. 24-8 is what I get, so, nigga, fuck what you do. If I told you cocaine numbers, you would think I was lying. Youngest niggas, niggas 22 and talking about they retired. In the game made a thing coming forward with bins, big ass holes to apartments where I entertain friends. No more bouts to the out Then the fur in this bitch
Starting point is 01:08:45 I didn't got me 50 ounces Out of bird the bitch Tighten up no slack Just check in my stock Got some bird I sell a niggas Some I go out for rock Just got back in California Can't be legit
Starting point is 01:08:57 Put me down with Purple Cronic In that hurricane shit In the studio With tone man I wish I can stay I got the holly and master P because we got money to make With me players from the south That jeez man
Starting point is 01:09:09 Like ball I got a stat bitch Jeez man Nika say you want to show you got nine grand I ain't raping shit until my money in my hand So I'm telling you motherfucker that's where I stay Getting paper from your bitches every goddamn day Bit paper I'm folding Hose is on my motherfucking drop from all this dick
Starting point is 01:09:29 That I be holding I hate cold men show it Especially the foods that take our style and act like my niggas don't know it Kicking with the tree a nigga So your best not trip If you keep on popping shit my niggas empty and clip Not up on your forehead!
Starting point is 01:09:43 Hey! None up on your forehead! What do you tell them? None off on your forehead! A little stanking that bent. Bro. She knew every word. This is Dallas, man.
Starting point is 01:09:57 This is Dallas, man. This is the time if you want to be ignorant. This is for real. You get that shit out. This is the time if you want to be an ignite-ass food. If you know you can't do that shit at home, you know you can't do that shit at work, you know you can't do that shit at church.
Starting point is 01:10:10 And think about it. And this is your time to scream. Let up on that bowhead! Here we go. What we do? What do you say? What we do? What we do?
Starting point is 01:10:25 Man, ma'am. What we do? What? None up on that fohey. None up on that fohey. Let up on that fohey. Not up on that foehy. Not upon that foehy.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Not upon that foehy. I'm on her four head. Then I'm on that bow head. Stop, bro. Stop. Hey, it's a nigga. Right now, he with a bitch who don't like giving head. He's like, no, no, I'm on that bow.
Starting point is 01:10:52 He's two bucks. Yeah. She's looking at that nigga like, shit, shit, shit. Well, it's the lady, though, who's singing that shit. Right. Now, I'm on that bow head. It's carpet people. Right. You work at Wells Fargo talking about nut up on my forehead.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Y'all are nasty. These motherfuckers got real jobs. Real. Real. Shut out to all the fellas that's going nut up on that forehead tonight. Make sure she wrap her hair with that little. No, we got to make sure the pastor say it one good time for you. Oh, no, he's horrible.
Starting point is 01:11:43 We ain't going to do that to your pastor. Yeah, now, ain't nobody coming to church. They're going to be like, hell no, I see you. We remix it for you. Holy water on they for here. Oh, that's hard, pastor. That's fine. There to go.
Starting point is 01:11:59 Holy water on there for head. He's like, no, no, I built my community up. No, can't do that one. I finally got my congregation. Don't do that. Can't do that one. I finally got on to pay a tie. Yeah, this is the 85 South Show right.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Yeah, sir. Dolless, man. Much love to all the ladies that got off-birth control this summer. What's happening? Ah, yeah, ready to get pregnant. You ready to get pregnant this fall? I got off-bar control so you blew up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Yeah. Be taking burger throws so she can lose weight. What the fuck? Shout out to all the ladies in the crowd that can ride dick for longer than a minute and 30 seconds. Appreciate you. Some of y'all who are lie. Y'all. As soon as you get down there, you be crying.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Crying. Talking about my thighs is burning. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, my thighs. Oh, Lord. Oh, my thighs are burning. Oh, I'm...
Starting point is 01:13:04 I need some water. Get your lazy ass up. You hear both of her knees pop food to get down there. Pop-Bow! Ha, I'll be right back. Yeah, all of that. Who else you saw in here the name, bro? Who else didn't get a shout out tonight?
Starting point is 01:13:24 We're all our Hispanic people there. We're the Hispanic people there. Arriva! Arriba! It was only 11. Salute all my niggins that went to jail before but ain't never going back. That nigga said, yeah. I would knock.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Oh, fuck that. Hey, she's like, that's my shit right on. No, no, no, boy. Eating all your snakes and drinking all your caprice, son. Eating all your snacks and drinking on your caprice, nah ain't on your boy. Hey! That ain't on your snacks and drinking all that caprice.
Starting point is 01:14:06 That ain't on your food. We get mixed that. That's a head right there. That is got the latest crowd. I ain't on, what you say? Oh, come back over there. She's trying to give you the pussy. I'm scared.
Starting point is 01:14:17 She said, come up. Oh, come up. DC. Come up. What's up? What's up? What's up, too? I'm a lesbian, too.
Starting point is 01:14:25 Ah. What's up, baby? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And all your snacks and drinking all your cookies And all your shit To let Dallas beat lit Dallas beat lit
Starting point is 01:14:37 I said Dallas beat lit Dallas beat dead Dallas beat then I said Dallas beat let's why y'all niggins still playing God damn it We ain't got no trouble
Starting point is 01:14:51 to sing Because y'all nigga ain't stop playing The niggas So we got a sing We got a sang No, we don't watch this. Stop.
Starting point is 01:15:03 We have to do shit. Oh, I mean, Dallas, I can help it. Oh, yeah. I can't help it. I say, uh, I'm in Dallas, I can't help it. I say, uh, I can't help it. I'm in Dallas, I can't help it. I can't help it.
Starting point is 01:15:22 We ain't a hope for a baby. I can't help. I can't help. I can't help. Eating all a snacks and drinking. and all the Capriza. Oh! Hey!
Starting point is 01:15:33 Detail! Let us! We know! You got the fuck out! Leigh the lights up so we can see Dallas in this motherfucker. Look at all these niggas in here, man. We love you. What we tell?
Starting point is 01:15:49 Hold on, y'all. Hold on. All the ladies say, none of your poor-haired and fellas say I can't help it. That's how we're going to do it. All the fellas, we're going to do it like this. Ladies. Nothing on your head
Starting point is 01:16:02 I can't help it I can't help it I can't help it I can't help it I can't help it I can't help it I can't help it I can help it
Starting point is 01:16:19 eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprisal yeah we luck y'allet Yeah hold on hold on hold on Hold on, hold on, wait, before we go. Bro, we got to get a picture this shit. Turn the lights on.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Matter of fact, turn the lights back down and everybody light this bitch back up against the week of this shit on Instagram. We got to get this picture right quick. Appreciate y'all, man. This is our last show sold out in this bitch. We're coming back. Eating all your snacks and drinking all of our free sons.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Snags and drinking all your Caprice Up, he and on your... Hold up, we got to do it like this. Hold up y'all, y'all. Turn this way real quick. Hey, we in Dallas right now. This is the 85 South Show. We're in Dallas.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Showing what it looked like in Dallas, baby. Eating all your snacks and drinking all your paprika. Eating all your snacks and drinking all your caprice. Eating all your snacks and drinking all your caprice. Eating all your snacks and drinking all your caprice. Yeah, we're doing. I can't help it.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Let's go. I can't help it. Let's go. We're having a hope. I can't help me. I can't help me. Eating all the snacks and eating all the capriso. We know y'all down and thank you.
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