The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - THE DC YOUNG FLY BIRTHDAY ROAST | 85 SOUTH SHOW

Episode Date: May 15, 2026

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Yo, yo, yo, yo. It's on now. We're here. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, everybody. Pay attention, pay attention. We are here in celebration. Niggins in the hallway, shut the fuck up. Everybody quiet down. We are about to get started. On what?

At this grandiose event, we are here to celebrate. Oh, shit. My brother, none other than D.C. Young Fly. I am your... You're doing party for me, bro. Oh, I thought, I was the host. We got a nigga dressed like Vana White. So I guess that I need to go sit down, right?

Alright, my bad. Give it up for your host. Nab, Greene. They threw a party for me. Mab, you hosting the roast? Hey, what the fuck you think I want to sue for? I don't know why don't do it anymore. You bad?

Last time you couldn't make. Last time I had to do your job. Y'all went to even supposed to have the shit last time because I couldn't make it. because I couldn't make it. Oh. But that's ya let me know y'all used to me not doing shit without y'all. Showing up. So we were supposed to not celebrate Lowe's birthday because you could be.

At least pushing a day back. Fuck that. Fuck that. You didn't even just show up whenever you want to. I had my earl from my word now. All right, thank you for fly for being here on your birthday. Yeah. Let's top it up for the man of the hour real quick.

Oh, my. You're too, Bill, party. Uh-huh. If you know DC, cut the music down just a little bit. If you know DC, his birthdays, he don't really celebrate him much. What you said? You invited a lot of people to your party. Yeah, I invited a lot of people one time.

They didn't show up. So right now, we're going to celebrate flight the way they should have celebrated him back when he was growing up. Yeah. We're going to show him all the love he didn't receive growing up. We're going to treat this monumental. What? That ain't it, gang.

That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. We're gonna treat this monumental. What can I say about Fly, man? You know, no day is off. If you don't work with Fly, you know he's going to work his ass off. He's going to do a show.

He's going to go to set. He going to raise his head. He's going to be around his family. And he still got time to take his outfits back and try to take his outfits back and try to outfits back and try to get his money back. Any given time, he don't give a fuck how many times he wore, he's going to take that shit back.

Fly's one of the richest, cheapest niggas in the field. You go on tour with Fly, you might come back on him. You might have got too much exposure. Fly gonna get that money about your ass When you come up here Say some kind words

Because you know if I get the last rebut And you don't want to say The wrong shit And he got to roast your ass at the end So we're gonna go around the room Only if you know fly We're gonna get it kicked off with us Man fuck it, we're gonna start off with us

I mean you want to start off with yourself Yeah, we're gonna kick it off All right let me introduce You got to kick it off for my brother man Sit back and pretend like you This next person y'all don't know a good friend of mine, man. One of the cleanest niggas in the game.

He don't need an introduction. He's from DMV, right? Don't disrespect it. Oh. I'm from Washington, D.C. He's from Virginia. Without further ado, y'all give it up for Baltimore's own. She's going to be.

That they can play your goddamn, man. That they can play your goddamn, man. Let me get a swish. Thank you, now. Thank you, man. I'll get you some smaller slacks, man. You got to stop where, you know, when they get a security guard of job, they just give you that pass the slacks down.

They got the pass down slacks, man. We got to get you some slacks, but match for jackets. You said that man got on some cedars. Yeah, exactly. They got the slacks on, but, man, um, you know, You know, well, we brothers, man. All of us are brothers, man. And it's a blessing to be able to celebrate your brothers.

No matter what circumstances, no matter what it is, we always are there for each other, man. And flies a unique individual, man. You know, it's not enough you can say about it. One of the strongest people I've ever met in my life. We've all been there with each other through real life situations, life and death situations. And, you know, this dude is one of the most God-faring dudes

that you ever see praying all the time. One of the most reliable, if you tell you, he's coming, he coming. As far as what Knav said, he is cheap. Like, he's a different level of cheap, though. It don't make no sense. Like, this nigga would be happy about being cheap. Like, it's crazy. Like, you'll see this nigga be like, yeah,

Chico, I got these jeans off Zillow. Like, Zillow, nigger, ain't that the housing website? Nika, how the fuck you get some jeans off the housing website? Like, what the fuck you do that? Oh, they had a nigga left him in the duplex. I bought them motherfuckers. I was like, fly. The fuck as you do it.

And that's the thing. We all on the spectrum a little bit, all three of us. We all do shit that don't make no sense. Like, you'll catch me walking out of the street, three o'clock in the morning. Like, chigo, where the fuck are you all? No way, I'm just walking around. Lozby at the airport, buying jumper cables and shit.

Be like, but the one thing that makes Fly different is fly don't listen until after he did the dumb shit. Like, he's going to do the dumb shit, didn't listen to you. You be like, Fly, why you do that? Oh, I shouldn't have bought that Hearst, huh? No, you shouldn't have bought that Hearst, fly. Nigger, pull up on you in an ice cream truck.

Like, yeah, I'm going to put a studio in the back of this motherfucker gang. No, you're not, fly. This nigga that bought three daycare centers. Like, why you do that, fly? Oh, yeah, we're going to fuck them up. Me and my business partner, ain't no business partner. Nigger, it was just you. And the nigga in your mind when you bought them three builders,

you was going to turn it to a daycare. My nigga don't make no sense. It's just this nigga's unique, man. He don't wear no socks. He's mad at his ankles. It's the only nigga I know. no disrespect his ankles, my niggas. Look, look, you got no socks on there,

see? I'm folding. The dig is different. Look at this, man. Look this, man. This dick got a half a sock girl. He got a wave cap on his foot. Like, this dick is different, man.

But I just came up here to kick it all, man, and tell you, I love you, Slim. I love you, man, for everything that you do, for the reliable person that you are, for the real nigga that you are, the way you take care of your people. You're always looking out for everybody, even when it's not to your benefit.

I've seen you do it. I've seen you extend yourself to people and don't tell nobody. You know what I'm saying? Like consistently too. You know what I mean? I've seen you bless people in ways that most people would never know. All of us do it, but the way you do it is unique because you know your star status and who you are has always been elevated, but you never let that stop you from being the person

that you are. And I love you, brother. And I'm thankful that we're brothers. I'm thankful that we've been able to celebrate and do all of these things that we've been able to do that as far and everything else that we're going to do. I love you, Slim. I love, family. Bye-wa.

Oh, T. Very, very, very heartfelt. Y'all give Chico Bean another round of applause. As we still got people showing up, y'all come in and have a seat. This is a roast. You're late. This next person. that will get the mic next.

They say he's the sensei. Not me yet. I'm drinking beer and shit. Bring somebody else. Bring dub or somebody. The next person I'm going to bring up. Huh? How to hosting shit work when the niggas say you coming up?

You don't just start giving it to other people. Yeah, you do? Why don't get disrespect? You watch both working. That's why. Like I was saying before I was really in the rug. Dang. You forgot where you was at, huh?

No, I'm trying to see who I could bring up. You don't just bring the other family members up. Got the real auntie. Oh, I got somebody for him. This is a person who knows him well. Real brother. Started together. Got it out the mud together.

Damn their twins. Y'all give it up. For Reese. That's my brother. That's my boo. That's my boo. I love you, girl. What's going on, y'all?

I'm Reese. My best friend right there. Y'all know how I feel about him. I doubt about you, Reese. I'm sorry, go ahead. What a list is. Like our brother say, or his brother say, he's one of the most selfless people that you'll ever meet. And it goes unnoticed because how hard he worked.

So I just want to shout out him for everything he do and how hard you go for your grind and your family and your people. Because we're behind you 100%. A story that I got to tell. Reis, I gave you my number. You ain't called me yet. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is your body.

This is your body. This nigga called me one day and said, hey, bro, pull up. What you want to do? And like, she's going to say, this niggas just buy anything. This nigga bought a Scooby-Doo van. They were happy in hell. That happy in hell, he got a Scooby-Doo van. But then, like, the next week, he called me, say, pull up again.

I full up. Some girl was so goddamn happy to buy this goddamn scooby-doo van. He didn't want to sell it. After looking hard for him, he was like, but I've been looking for this shit and just wanted to buy. He said, he'd be buying shit. We got rid of that shit, she wanted it. He would have to hell.

He got rid of this shit, bought it and then wanted it. So shit, the niggas didn't find it. They're my brother. I love him, though. I love you, foolie. You bought that motherfucker dick. Yeah. She was like, I'm looking, I've been looking for that motherfucker.

He was going to do it. That's what he said he was going to do with it. That was the astronaut over and see. The pictures got me, but when I got there, I was like, hi. That ain't that. Yeah, nigger. Remember we pulled it up on that nigger that nigg was in the back of that motherfucker counting all that. motherfuck counting all that money.

Like, you should have said that money. Fly, what you're going to this band, man? I did pull up. Yeah, he pulled that bitch to Alabama. Yeah, that thing was at the show count money. I'm like, fly, what you're going on? Gang, nigga, what you got going on? That nigga took that bitch straight to the show.

Straight out of the nigga y'all. Straight out of the nigga y'all. He in the back of that motherfucker counting $10,000 and buy. Like, Fly, what you doing? I took that bit to Alabama. Little. Well, y'all, niggins. Give it up for Reese one more time.

I'm putting that bit to Alabama. Beautiful words, beautiful words. I'm taking that bit to Alabama. So now we got a run-of-show. This next person, I don't know how well they know fly, but they're on the list. Y'all start clapping right now and show a lot of love for Jay Luke. Show some love until you get to the mic. Howdy hair that, that nigga, know me?

I don't know. Do that? Yes. Yeah. You don't know me. What? What about that? I think I'm like, yeah,

a boy of this fucking fly for. In the vine day. Don't you be buying shit. By the truck. I'm a bit. Not a shout-out. Shut up, man. I'm Jay Lou, man, from Atlanta.

And one thing I have to say seriously, though, we all in here. They brought me out here to the truth. There's some hood shit. I love it. You gotta have a pit bull puppy to come up in this mouth. Yeah, you do. I love it.

This shit is beautiful, man. Fly for your birthday, dead ass, bro. Like, all boys and shit aside, look around the room, bro. Look at how many people that came through the fuck with you, bro. Like, you're the real one, dog. That ain't you, y'all miss me? Yeah.

You don't, for real brought the whole city out, nigger. Everybody's up in this motherfucker. This nigga got his probation officer right here on the front row. This shit lit, nigg. She got them shoes. shoes, Spongeball worked the third shift in on the motherfuck bro, we are lit. You got Jack.

What's up, Jack? What's up, boy? Who is this nigga, man? Jack, and that's a blind man. And that's coming from a blind man. Jack, I can't. I'll be at the last time. Who is this?

Jack. Coming from blind man. Oh, shit. But the only thing faked in your eye in this motherfucker is some of the asses and titty's and titty's walking around this bitch right now, niggas. So don't even go there. It's a bunch of niggas in here.

It's weird. Look after the other eye. Maybe the right eye the only one that see the niggas. But it's some beautiful. It's titty. What you say, Lowe's? It's titty's in the building.

God damn. Let's go ahead. Y'all get it off with Jay Loo one more time. J.M. Y'all get it off of Jay Loo. We're a niggum, man. Y'all get it off of J-Moo! I'm the boy kid.

All right. Let's cut the music, this is not open mic. If you don't know, fly, don't bring your ass up here. Don't sign shit. Don't ask for no time. Ain't no licks.

They put a name on list. K-dub putting that nigga on now. I love shit that shit on purpose. All right? You did that shit on perfect. No, you evil. I just tore Jay Lou name off the list. We're gonna get back to gun.

So, Jay Lou, you are. Niggins, so that I only white this. He was now working this town again. No, that'd be a little funny. You were funny. Bring that nigga, man. A dying one, a dying puffing. So with that being said, it's only right we bring Jack Thriller up next.

Yeah, let's go. Shit. Don't say no super shit, Jack. No gay jokes, Jack. No gay jokes. No. We can't do one gay joke? No.

A real family in here. Oh, he's a real? Yeah. Oh, okay. Sorry about that. Oh. Hey, shout out the, my boy. I didn't know enough of over 12 years.

year right now. 12 years. Y'all get over DC. I'm flying. He helped me get off cocaine, man. We would,

we, not real talk, we would have whiling out. Now that's at the well? No, I'm about, hold on, let the story finish first.

Right. I was snowing cocaine and backstage you're whiling out. It, It would dust everywhere. He was like, Jack, what the fuck are you doing? He cleaned it up. Put it in a blunt, told me you need to smoke this shit.

Hey, let me tell you something. Y'all make sure y'all get a new project. He got a new single out with Saucatsit Santana called Bring that ass here, boy! That's one. No more. No more. No more.

Yeah So Y'all Y'all remember me and me and Fly and and Lois we had

this dope-ass episode of 85 South with their porn stuff with a long ed tongue

Janice and it was about me sitting on her face it's about you remember that right yeah

and Fly said because he made this nigga helped me lose weight after that he's like he like I would like

I like to sit on the girl face he was like you're gonna put all that on the bit Faye and I was like oh that

god damn I'm being like that but what niggas didn't know fly bought my BBL you gotta sit down now you got to sit down

that you got to sit out my Jack hey hey hey hey listen listen listen

yeah free day new back that's right hey you got to I don't know. Okay. I'm sorry.

You guys said I'm not yet. Me and Fly, we was in, we was in L.A. We was on the put. I had just took off work. Why would I be on the porch with you? We was on the porch because I didn't want to go to work that day. You were like, hey, nigger, I'm going to get you high today. Jack gets slower and slower

What's something wrong with that digger, man? What the fuck wrong with Jack? Jack gets slower and slower as this shit get back. Man, that nigga Jack talked all that shit by Jay Lew and came and did worse. I'm kidding. I apologize.

I knew I was wrong. That's why I'm singing this song. Why he ain't telling the real story? Yeah, when he was in the pitch of ass. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, tell that fucking stuff. They're gonna make believe shit. They were scared of shit.

I was gonna, I was scared of them niggins. Yeah. Yeah, you were. Call with you good shit. All right, cool, cool, cool. So, we was at 85 South there now. I thought it was a safe place. You were on here?

It was in New York. It was a, oh. You didn't say this nigga life twice? Man, you remember when them niggum tried to do some tea and I had the pills? Yes. It was an 85 South. Oh, well?

Yeah. Yeah, the nigga had on the ski mask, all that shit. But, hey, fly, the nigga came right up to me, fly, goddamn. The buddy came up to me. Let me get me. Buddy came up to me with the pistol. Fly, pull it out his shit. Put it to the nigga head.

I ain't do it all that. No, that was you thought I did. No, what happened, Jay? He did what? He put the pistol to the nigger head. Said, I saw you pulling the pistol, nigga, putting the pistol on a nigga that didn't see you.

That was the drop right there. And he said, hey, nigga, you move, you dead. And I'm still here, right here in front of y'all right now. My nigger flower. This man's forever full of shit, man. This is a little country here.

What happened? fly. Man, niggum feel rock, Jack's stupid ass. He's sitting out there just dumb in hell. A nigga on walk past, and he dealt with his jury and chain on and shit. I see the nigga with the mask on. I say, hey, Jack, he turned around and he don't know who

the fuck talking to him. I said, hey, but your ass need to step back. Matter of fact, shawter coming back down the street. I'm going to stand right here in front of you, nigg. And I stood right and shawder looked at me. I looked at him. He kept walking, and I told his fat head egg, go back in the hotel. That's my hero.

That's my brother. I don't know. Hey, that's my... Hey, hey, hey, I didn't say the nigger. I didn't say the nigger. I'd be over here if y'all need it. So why you said all that bullshit? Stupid-ass shit.

Because I thought that my shit was gonna be better if I had put myself as the hero. And he shot, and here's my robin to my Batman. But I guess... You should have boss a hole, Nick. I'm gonna bitch your ass, bro. I will say that. Fly done did a lot of good shit. but that was one thing I wish you would have just let it happen.

Some people just got to see what they had in life. I should have shook these ass. Not died, but close to it. Right to the finish line. I'm sorry for living in night. This nigga stupid, man. Damn. Oh, wait.

Jack. Just a man to your ass. We're ban your ass. X, Mr. Jack. I'm having my back from life. Check for Reese. Check for Chico. X on Jack.

Jay Lucille down there. Make sure we get everybody up here. We don't want nobody to miss the spot. After those lies and shit, it's only right we bring somebody who really know fly. Some real people that know fly. You feel what I'm saying?

We're going to get balance. I know, what's any, man. That's my brother. Hey, pop your seat, yeah, talk your seat. Yeah, yeah. Just wait a minute, young man. Ah! What ballet and movie are next?

My boy. You gotta respect the show. Yeah. We don't understand about this shit might get real. Yeah, man. What? Yeah, man. I go about the name on Belly.

Yeah. Yeah. Y'all talking about about it. Yeah. Yeah. You're blitz. One time, I can't say by my brother. He's a loving person.

He poured to people. He overpour to people. If you got, like, anything that you believe in, I probably would be able to hire you a hundred percent no matter what it is. But I do got this one time. We was in Miami. And him and Moody,

they were on jet ski. And this man was on a hellcat, motherfucker. Hit that motherfucker's so hard. Then they would have just sky so high. Where I go about 100 feet now? What? What?

But yeah, but anyway, man, I love my brother to death for life and after man. I go by belly again. I'm bro. I love you with all my heart. To show, my name. No one thing. Show out of the valley. Y'all check out.

That was some games to punk shit, too. I, I, I, I, I, I know. What was that? What was that? Get your ass up, man. That nigger belly stopped quick. Hold on. No, I'm just planning to be killing niggas.

He's gonna say fly, you better get your comedian friends. You know, the game. Comedian friend, but you better get your little comedy friend. Them street niggins don't play that shit. I'm just, hey, better. Okay. Oh, my, my. Come on, bro.

This man, shut the fuck. Shut up. You know I want you to kill me. What is wrong with this, nigger, man? Cud, when you let him come around, he started unleash you. That thing. You got to keep them all of you can't come to all parties. He was like, I must ain't been accurate.

Yeah. No, they keep your stuff. Yeah, y'all didn't give me six beers. You know the nigga's slow. Mm-hmm. All right. All right. Yeah, you're on the spectrum.

Man, that boy on the spectrum. Yeah, y'all got that guy that way out and all this. They're just doing like everybody else. By turn. He been a- He been a- He been a criminal. Who?

Who in him? Wait a minute. Let me call me call me that's up. I'm looking around. Niggins' ain't your birthday. I know, but who would be fooled? Wait a minute. Mm-hmm.

D.C. has the impact to bring a lot of people out. This next person came for his birthday, so we allowed him to get on the mic. Without further ado, y'all clap it up. But Mr. Throw it off one. And show for show. You take some . Oh, that nigga is a celebrity.

I heard you. Pop your shit, nigga. Nigg. I'm at a friend of. You're stupid. Man, the mic ain't on no more. No, it goes through the system. It goes through the system.

That's a nice jack of my brother. Man, first time, man, you know, shit. I walked this guy here got down from church to got down high school, do it thing. What he said? He brought back the ceiling brother, you and shit. The nigga won't have him bit, motherfucking, no more. He brought that shit, but I see, you know, got no stocks on with their goochies. I ain't bought the cut of Gucci's yet.

Who the hell the DJ nigga is? That's Day Owen. I do. Your head big as a motherfucker of them. Down, that snapback on the lab button. I'm bad, but listening about you. Eric. Not that nigger the reason why, like me, do what I do, though, man.

Adamville, Camtale. For sure. Okay. For the show. Don't do that for it. I'm just making sure. But now, no, bro, a nigga, very proud of your butt. I'm sure.

I appreciate it. You know what I'm saying? I ain't really got some more story about the nigg. We fought something in the same hood back in the day. You know when you found out like another nigga hit the same hole. You do come to my little friend do it too. Jose broke my heart. I ain't gonna lie.

It's time getting to my baby mom. She always say, well, you're trying to be like fly. I'd be like, yeah, yeah, sometimes. Yeah, man. I don't know a lot of y'all are folks. I got Adelrodes and Perk. Y'all need that shit. Appreciate you for the invite school, bro.

Yeah. Appreciate this shit. No, that's all I got to stay, bro. Love, you, brother. Keep doing your thing. Yeah, sure for sure. Man, y'all keep it going for gold off one, man. All right.

Keep it going, keep it going. Keep it going. Foolea. Feel the love. Bring his stupid hat. See, that's the type of stuff we need to, somebody come up here and be honest. You could tell, throw it off one in one line. He did look up to fly.

When I first met the niggins, I said, what's your name? He said, D.C., I meant throw it off. That's funny. That's funny. And he said, I'm gonna do everything. everything John John did. Niggins still here with us. All y'all clap it up for everybody.

You don't see him come up here. Thank you y'all. Thank you y'all follow it about. We come up too. Follow that one. Yo, follow my boy. That's my best friend. Jack, you get one more.

You get one more. You get a body. That bullshit. I thought I said it to myself. Oh, man. It's a gangster party, man. I'm going to get that. I apologize.

I think I'm just a little. Last time I'm gonna do that night. Yeah, man. I'm sorry. Because you ain't need to tell the story how it happened with you and fly for real. Okay. Don't worry about it.

Stop checking the scores, man. Nage. That prize picks a motherfucker. Parale on your ass. It's good to be right. It's good to be right. Man, you could just feel of love in the the energy in the building.

Like, all jokes aside, we're coming up here, we're saying stuff about fly. But, like, let's just get a time, get some time just to clap it up for him just being here. And I'm out. And I see the niggas who not clapping. I knew they were going to hate and not clap.

Shout out to K. Doug. I had a beer in my hand, bro. No. K. Duck didn't clap neither. Got to call them up there. Yeah, he got to call the niggins go on goddamn plow. Show is throwing it back. 20s, the decade.

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it's only right. Mr. Show Some Love himself. Kelly K. Doug! What niggins do. I didn't clap. I didn't clap. I'd have to clap. I'll fuck with D.C.

Y'all get D.C. around applause, man. He goes. He just slid his ass in there like Jackie Robinson, nigger. Forge just way into the industry, goddain. I ran into that nigga. He had about 200K. Yeah, about $150K on the social media.

Swear to God, wearing plaid shirts. Am I remember that shit? For your show? Do you remember that shit? Plas shirts. I remember when you first got his first Michael Coors watch. He posted that motherfucker seven times. Oh, I did.

That nigga said, God is good. I said, no, he's not, nigga, that ain't shit. That's Michael Cois. You cut your ass, nigga, from the west side, man. Quite a God.

Remember that, D.C., agent Brunner told your ass up, me. Agent Brunner said, nigga, that's Michael Coors, nigga. I fuck with you, D.C., nigga.

I'm talking about all the way back to the motherfucking beginning, nigga. Got there, real, before Lose got you. Loz took you up, through that, nigga. D.C., I was supposed to manage D.C.

He was my artist, man. You know. Those took his ass straight up through that, nigga. I'm fucked with him, nigga. DC got down. You just come to the comedy club. One time he bombed, nigga. That nigga tried to fight me, because I was laughing at him.

What the fuck you want to fight me for? You and shit up there, man. God damn. Stay on state. That nigga tried to fight him. He was mad at me like a motherfucker. I had to get in my car and leave. I'm like, I'm not about to fight this, nigga, man.

Let me get the fuck out of hell. But I knew he was a real nigga, though. No idea. I did. I got on his ad though. I knew this thing. I swear to God, nigga. But he's like a real nigga and a Christian.

You know what I mean? That nigga got down, cuss you out and pray for you. That's your type of nigga here, man. That nigga, shoot you and visit you in the hospital. Am I lying, D.C. That nigga kill you and speak at your goddamn funeral, nigga. He was a good man, goddamn. Niggas don't know it.

D.C. daddy, 93 years old, man. How are you, D.C.? 34. 34. Where dad is 94, 9, 9. Because he's about 60 years old. My mom ain't but 58. That's my R. Kelly shit, bro.

That shit went down in your house, nigger. How old are your mom with DC? She's, oh, she's 70. Yeah, that's Markelly's shit right there. 93, 70, that's 23 years. That's Mark Kelly's shit right there, man. Fuck with DC the long way, man. Real-ass nigga, man.

Stay on that goddamn stage and keep kicking their ass, nigga. Niko calling DC cheap. That nigga told me $1,200 one time. I started to say, nah, I ain't gonna do no motherfucking $1,200. But I went on here and did it. That nigga told me do a backflip for a hundred, and I did it, but when I got my check, It was 11 hundred.

He took the hundred out that I did the backflip, boy. I said, this nigger. This flick-ass nigger, man. That nigga that stole it. What the fuck I do a backflip for at 43, nigger if you ain't going to get my hundred a little, nigga.

That's a talented motherfucker, man. That nigger know how to sing, be a thud. That niggily all-ass. I'm talking about a thug-out and dance like Genuine. That's a bad-ass nigger, man. Genuine. Genuine.

That nigga know. Genuine. You fuck with Genuine. I love genuine. That's my nigger. I already know it. I already can tell, you like shit about them

that we don't know about. Your shit is intricate detail. He nasty. Jack Thorley gay. He's gay, but he got amnesia. He forgot. He still... He'd be gay.

And gay with amnesia. He forgot he was gay. D.C. Young Fly. D.C. Young Fly. It's not... Shut your ass up. Don't say shit else for the rest of the night. I don't know why Clayton ain't here.

What did you include y'all didn't somebody didn't get into it with Clayton. I need to figure this shit out. Clayton ain't been here for now goddamn Rose. What the fuck is Clayton? Who didn't got into it? Now what happened? Now what happened?

Now what told me something earlier but he quit talking? What happened? What did you say now? What happened? I don't know, your birthday he wasn't here and then DC, I'm trying to figure this shit out, me. Somebody beefing, y'all is too smooth.

Lo's so smooth. smooth, Lose ain't gonna let them beef out. Y'all nigga beefing, girl. I want to know. Hey, Clayton gonna be sitting on Tasha K talking about how they did them late on in life. Best they ever did it, man. He gonna be sitting on Tashi K. What the girl name?

I don't know. What's her name? Y'all get up and they have that boy dressed like goddamn lucky charms. That nigga dressed like a leopard. That nigginsigress like a snake oil salesman. I don't... What, just like Sam Cook. I don't know what the fucking

God damn now, man. I'm fucking now. Reese, what's up, baby? You're the realest, nigga. You're the real nigga. I swear to God. I see you all the time. I'd be just figure, I don't want you to fuck

down one of my bitches. Ain't nothing like you're stud fucking your bitch. Now, a nigga fucking bitch, you'd be mad. But if a stud get your bitch, you'd be really, really mad. Shout out the new face in the building. Newface. New face is out.

I don't know where the fuck you stay at. Newface isn't even got no car. I seen Newface walking one time past the bus stop. I was like, he's walking home. But the bus stop is past that. Hey, a lot of you niggas got a car and don't be nowhere. He don't even have a car. Am I lying in Newface?

He ain't got no car, man. I can't give him an extra round applause. He ain't got no fucking car. He doesn't know how he going to get home after this shit. He's going to. wait to this shit over, ask somebody which way you're going when you leave here? Hey, man, Jack D.C. stay on your shit. Goddammy. DC, stay on your shit. Happy birthday, man.

No, nigger. Don't you. Don't you go let's go. Man. I miss you, bro. Hey, get the fuck out of hell. That nigger that, man. You're killing it. I ain't killing shit. No, you're killing it, bro. Be quiet, man. You're going to listen. Listen, listen. This ain't about... I told you to listen. How the fuck you respond with listen?

Shout out to Miss Pat. in the building, goddamn. Give it up a miss cat door. The goddamn. With a fine gay ass, goddamn. He just got fine. She ain't been fine but about three, four weeks. Three four months.

Who drove Jack? Who drove Jack? Put your hand up. Put your hand up. Who drove? He drove right. You got to get him in the car, man. Get him in the car.

Get him in the car. Grabbing in a hand. Hey, Navarre. A little. I had to get the fuck out of here. I had a great goddamn time up here talking shit. DC, you know I fuck with you the long. No, they love.

From the goddamn beginning. Don't go. Back then, nigga, I'm talking about the realish nigga. This is the one of the realest, richest nigga with the brown toenails, man. So he got damn... I'm just saying, that's some gangster shit, man. Brown toenails.

They got brown toenail. I can tell. I know what they got... DC. Get your money, D.C., man. Get your motherfucking money. Fix your goddamn teeth. Do like everybody else, man.

D.C. got the same teeth. When they... Where are they... beat you up DC. What was your dad when they jumped on? You got no believe? 2013. No, they beat him up. I know you, it's listening. You don't like me, Santa, but they beat him up.

They beat me up too before. They beat me up in 2012. Year before, they beat up D.C. When I met D.C., he was already beat up. I said, man, come on here, man. Get your ass out of them screech, man. Those niggas going to kill you out there, man. Get on. Come on. Come on.

Tell him to stop. He's still selling dope, bro. They got me in 12. And they got hit him 13, right now. So I knew the scar. Because I got the scar right here. But I remember your shit. Yeah, my shit will fuck though.

Then I said, fix your teeth. I fix mine a little bit. Now you got to fix that shit too. Now, hey, I don't get a fuck with you said about me. You ain't going to say something. If I talk about your teeth, if I say, man, I know he's going to talk about me when I leave, but I'm going to leave anyway.

No, don't leave. Right the fuck up, man. I used to sell dope to DC. No, I only want to buy it. Hey, just, chill out, man. Look, DC, stay up. You do it. You did?

Stay up, bigger. Whatever you got going on, I'm there, man. Always. Hey, man, stop being so goddamn cheap, too, man. He didn't. He said, no. I can't hit. I can't hit.

I can't hit. I get it. I get it. Love, fella. Always. You don't get to look for Kelly take up, man. Jack, y'all ain't got to home, man. Who drove Jack?

Now, yeah, Jack, where's your chaperon at, man? Who drove Jack? Yeah, man, grab his hand, man. Take some car, man. Grab his hand and read it. Take that motherfucker to the car, man. Call him that nigga had dime, man. Do you nink, man?

Do you ninkin'am to be with that shit, man? No, no, listen, that was the last one. Man, you keep saying that shit. No, no, real talk, that was the last one. Hey, D.C., this the last one, I promise you. Here on out. Here on out. DC, from here on now, the rest of the show going to be what you wanted to be.

This is your dog. Hey, DC you, 12 years. Will you know me, bro? This is your dog. Let me get one more comedian. One more comedian. One more comedian. I swear to God.

I promise you, I ain't going to do it again. I'm a bitch-ass nigger. I know that. I'm listening. I ain't going to argue with you. You is what you said you were. You got a chill, too. Bid's a bitch-a-niff got a chill too, though.

Bid-a-nickin' don't make you just be able to blur it out. All right. Shoot that nigga. No. Loz dirty as a motherfucker. Nick was like, what? Lo's gonna cry so it happened to Jay. What you mean?

That's your boy. You fuck with Jay? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You're fucking with him harder than anybody else in him. Yeah, but I mean, I don't mean I wouldn't shoot that name. Oh. Doug was up here speaking on fly scars.

With that being said, we've got to bring somebody who's close to him. Who was in that battlefield with him. The trenches with him. There's no about him scars. He's also an author, Scars of Wisdom. It's true. Nigger went and wrote about the shit. Without further ado, someone from the D.C. crew.

Give it up For D.C. Lentay. Deep clapping team Get to the podium. Oh, get to the podium. Oh, get right. Almost had another scar. We got that pillar stick.

You got that pillow stick. So I ain't going to be up here a long way. I just want to get my wife's flowers. So I got a thousand story to tell but I'm going to tell y'all a real, a real strong. So I was in the heart field one time. I was in the heart field for 30 days. I got stabbed my heart twice.

And like, you did what I'm saying? When I was sitting in the Harfield, he told him, he was like, shit, bro. I don't know how we gonna figure this shit out. But they're gonna heal about with DC shit. One thing about it, they're gonna heal about this shit. He was rapping that fur. He wasn't doing those kind of, you know what I'm saying? A lot of folks don't know that he started out of rap.

We really got this shit out of the hood, Adamville, Mawortha King. He told him this shit. You did what I'm saying? And look where he at, you turned a mustard seed into a skyscraper. You smear me. I tell you, that shit, every time. Every time we talk, I want to remind you, you want to the ones. We don't been through a whole lot of shit.

You know what I'm saying? He doesn't been through a whole lot of obstacles. A whole lot of shit that's all I wouldn't even believe. I'm telling you. We'll keep that shit between us, but every chance I get me, I'm going to give you your flowers. You want the ones, my boy. No, I love you, nigga. The protocol.

No matter what it is. Happy birthday, my nigg. We're still standing. A lot of folk in that past. We don't went through a lot of funerals and shit. You did what I'm saying? But shout it and got down, stood tall through a whole lot of shit. And he's standing on business.

I just want you to know I love you, nigga. Stick to the protocol no matter what. For sure. Happy birthday. No. No one's shaggy. No one fucking throw the cow. You did.

No what's up, niggas. Y'all keep it going for it. Hey. To get it for the cow. I mean you the bathroom man that nigga him man yeah you can tell jack got some sense he know who to play with

the whole time he was up here talking you ain't say shit crazy you know what niggas a beat on your own I had a mouse pissing all I know you couldn't get shit from that nigga that's all I know that nigga better be at my motherfucking funeral

doing what Hey man, I'm a report that nigga caretaker to the Yeah I'm reporting That nigga in free money, Chico I'm reporting you to the better I'm reporting you to the better than the girl, nigga

That nigga be on the phone now, Jett watching this slow-ass nigga Yeah, I'm I'm reporting you I gotta take this slow-ass dude up here in 8 to 5-stop studio Jack need a real caretaker man We need somebody with a program for that nigga man You gotta write you a new quality patrol program

Yeah right anymore I know I'm a how to have a What you're going to say on that, B? Huh? What are you going to say on that? Needs extensive work. He's very... Constant monitor.

He's impulsive. He's very impulsive. You're going to put the real shit in there. Get that nink real plan made, man. The loo... He can't drink, though. Yeah, he can't drink. You know what I mean?

This is a nigga coming in with the Louis Vuitton. That nigg is stealing that nigga Jack Money, man. He don't know, man. Oh, no, that ain't real. No, put it. That's it real. Oh, he said, yeah, it ain't real. Oh, okay.

My bad stuff. No, I know when that shit's fake. He was walking too fast in it. I said, but your L moving. He rich. Not me. Jack, that's something you ain't have to announce. We've been around you long enough.

As fly used, as fly used the latrine. Yeah, he's about fined. That's how you know fly a real nigga man his real personal partners here to speak on if he was a fuck nigga they wouldn't still be fucking with him they still here got some of the same stories and he's still fucking with him fly was just a little different he could read you could tell all his buddies still in the street the way they come up here and talk they ain't used to talking on no microphone a trip when he seen the microphone.

I don't do no talk. Hey, my homeboy thing we ain't going to make it out here live. But I'm trying to tell him. Hey, I ain't going to lie. Jack, you do too many gay jokes for that y'all just to be your caretaker or your homeboy. I'm really

reporting a man. Yeah, that's that. Hey, man, hey, man, hey, man. You can't do that. This is my bitch. It's one of the first rules. You can't fuck them people, man. That's one of the first rules. First things they tell you when you do that type of work, don't have sex with these people now. B! I ain't saying it, but some shit ain't adding up.

You can't do that, bro. You go to jail. Stop. Oh, they're hell, no. Oh, that's your family. That don't stop, Jack. You better keep telling him that. That ain't going to stop Jack.

Hey, we're probably. Stop. We're family. We're family, Jack. We're family. We brought a family, John. We brought a family. Oh, no.

Yeah, you missed it. You missed it. That's okay. You got one more Jack. You're gonna get your ass up out of here. What? No, he's not. That medicine wearing off.

What time it is? That shit kicking in. 1035. Yeah, y'all gave alcohol. That's the bill. That's the bill. He on drugs and alcohol. alcohol, and he on the spectrum?

Yeah. And he's like... Blocked your lot. He'd blurr not. That nix said he on drugs, alcohol, any on the spectrum. That boy loaded, man. That's a bit of ticking time bomb.

But that's the scary sight. Nick on all three. That's why, the nink can't shut the fuck up? One. One, you still got the matter of all on you? Give me a hat. Come put it in this nigga bill. All right now.

Back to the topic of hand. Man, like I said, Fly got his friends in here from when he was a jet. And they even got family members in here. With that being said, it's the only right. We bring up his cousin. For sure. Tiff. Tiff.

Y'all keep it going. Show us some love. Show us some love. Hey, boy in a high. Don't be no motherfucking hate or clap. Look good. What she? What she's like?

Hey, boy in the hot. Hey, boy in the hot. I'm Tiffany. John is my cousin. For sure. Really like my little brother, for real. Just who he is, to me, you know, like, our family has been through a lot.

through a lot and how hard, you know, just watching you just from, you know, preaching, you know, preaching when we were younger, you know. He was bad as hell now. He didn't be preaching. He was bad. But he would always preach. You know, we were, we grew up in the church and we were there for every service, okay? We were there and just how you worked so hard to keep our family together, you always looking out for everybody.

Oh, that's for sure. Everybody. Everybody. And the stories I have, that's just between me and my cousin. For sure, for sure. They ain't for the world. You know what I'm saying? But one thing I can say is, I'll say a funny moment that he showed up for me.

I was the first one in my family. to graduate from college. Okay. So I'll be scared. Talking to mic. Talking to mic. Talking to mic. Talking to mic.

Okay. Sorry. I was the first one to graduate from college and John wanted to be there. And my mom, she wanted to help help me move, you know what I'm saying, from college. So Joe wanted to be there so bad and he didn't have no way to get down there. My mom was driving a U-Haul.

Cubs hopped in the back of the U-Haul. Roll all way down to all been to Georgia. Yeah, I forgot about this shit. In the back of the U-Haul. I forgot about this shit. To my home, I mean, to my graduation. And I was like, they ain't more like, well, John, she was like in the back. I'm like, in the back of what?

In the back of the U-Haw. We packed up my apartment. I forgot all the house. Because rowed back in the back of the U-Ha, back to be there. We weren't supposed to be in the back. You weren't supposed to be in the back, because not with my, not my. With all that shit.

I was sitting on top of shit. You would sit on top of my stuff. In the back of the shit. I just love you for who you are to me. And, you know, just thank you for always showing up. I was sick. My cousin, if it went for my cousin, I probably wouldn't be here today. You know, the hospital would release me when they weren't supposed to release me.

to release me and my cousin was at my house and he brought me back to that hospital. You know? My little, cool. So I love you so much. Thank y'all. I love you. I love you.

Love you, thank you. Love you. I ain't gonna lie. The more people come up here, bro, you get a different feel. Why the niggas so blessed, bro? Fuck up. Yeah.

Hay-naz niggas niggas out there. But now, guess where I'm from? All been to Georgia. All been to Georgia. 2-29. 2-29. We know that. They're my people right there.

So what you think that mean? She not, I don't know. She's not from now. Jack. Oh, that's not my, that's not, that's she not ready to me? Jack. Yeah, chill, Jack. Okay.

All right. We're going to take your ass home, nigga. Fly. Well, I got too many people in here, brother, they're cheap. I hate to just watch them get on your head. Hey. But I'm going to watch.

You're going to add to the crib. And record. Take his ad to the crib. All right. He said he threw it, fly. No, he got no to the house. Oh, that. Well, y'all clap it up for Tiffany one more time.

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Fly such a real nigger, you don't know who family and who not. I said fly, you need to tell your driver to slow down. That nigga fly Had her driving the sprinter She turned around and said Motherfucker ain't no driver I'm his cousin I said god damn that nigga

Cheat As we pulled In the McDonald's to get something to eat The nigga told us don't overdo it I was scared to make it. I said, well, making it feel like this, boy, I just want to stay where I'm at. I did. That's solid, though, brother.

Go into U-Haul to your cousin graduation. That just showed. I forgot all about this. Damn, you did, fly? What was you thinking in the back of the U-Haw? Shit, to be real, just to have some fun. Do some shit, niggas I always want to do, ride in the back of the U-Haul. And then I know this ain't no.

quick ride. God devil that's... But it's like two and a half hours, three hours, but we're excited in it. And if I let you in the back of that motherfucker, that plant around him. Oh, shit, man, let you get. I let you know how different this dick is. He said something niggins always wanted to do. Know the fuck me.

When they went in on, I want to ride in the back to you all. I'm gonna nobody bucket leased. You know what's crazy. You're crazy. I wouldn't ever move me so every time I saw you haul, I was like, but I would ride with them bitch. Oh, just do it. This person not on the list, but I think it's only right.

We got a lot of stories, you know, of people saying how they met fly, how they new fly growing up and all this. But a lot of people want a new fly if he wanted to start making video. For sure. And with that being said, Fat and Paid. Bring your ass. Come face some wise words. Bring your motherfucking ass, nigger.

Y'all keep it going to Fat and Paid. Yeah, bring your ass. Come up, Bill. Bring ya. And tell them about your clothing line. Tell them about your clothing line. And all that. Tell them about some stories of you doing Flack.

The first video you made. Yeah. Damn, Brian. It's supposed to be up here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I love my little brother, man. They're little nick crazy. That's all I got to say. He's a little throw. Yeah. I ain't feel. incriminate myself because everything we got together. We're going to shit.

A shit. A little big video. We're going crazy. Y'all know the rest of this shit. Are we here now? Go on crazy. My little brother now, Carlo, Chico,

Fium. 8'5 sound show. Good show. Proud of y'all. Y'all didn't go on crazy. Chequ, the good word. It's a beautiful family. Hey, man. Appreciate you.

Shout out the fat and paid, man. Fly, fat and paid, man. Like, seeing them what they did on Vine, Moneybag Mafia, like, what they did, like, for the Atlanta. You ain't 25 hundred. Man, shout out all y'all. The shit y'all were doing in, what, seven seconds? Six.

Six? Six. How fattenpaid convince you to goddamn do a video? She, I saw that nigga on Vine, bro. I mean on World Star. Like with Doug was saying, I was fucked up. You stabbed up, so I was just looking at Vine on World Star. I saw a clip.

I said, man, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, you're on Fat Boy. He's like, hey, yeah. Nigger, I've been telling these niggles about you, got-down, you need to woo-woo-woo-woo. And before you know, we linked up, just start making videos and shit. And niggie just went from now. None stop. They were just coming in.

I always told them, but I said, look, boy, I don't know what the fuck this is, but I'm going to get something out of this bit. Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. These are followers. You tell me to leave people around the world. Who this is here?

Man, I'm going to drop a mixtape. I'm going to get signed. That shit didn't work out. I'm just like, I'm going to continue with the video. Even low, no. He had to convince me to do comedy. Like, I had to be, he was placing me around individuals who was supposed to be in my life at that time.

You did what I'm saying? to help me who I am today. That why I go hard for all my people. You feel me, if he ever put me around somebody, a real, nigga, I'm gonna be around you. I'm gonna be listening, soaking up the game. I had to listen to him. That's why when I say something if I speak

and I'm saying something, listen to me. These words be coming through us, through us from the higher power, through us to our people. So he knew that was my partner. And he knew I needed somebody to listen to at that time and talk to. And it was him.

And then I just kept it moving and kept it pushing and kept on goal. Can't stop. You can't be complacent, bro. You got to hold, you got to accept everything what's in on reach, bro, and squeeze every opportunity out of it, bro. None of this shit is deserving to us, you feel me. If you really are hustler, if you really are grinding, bro, squeeze every opportunity at every situation.

And keep God for her. For sure. Y'all clap it up for that thing. Clap it up for fat and paid. Think about it fat and paid. What if he could have been on some hate shit? Like, damn, I ain't going to teach that nigga. Or showing what going on.

Sure. Sometimes God use people and get haters out of his space. It could be negative motherfuckers around you. They can't see where a nigga trying to get them to be. Because they won't shut the fuck up. And you can't do nothing to him because now you're picking on handicapped. Shoot that niggins. He ain't really handicapped.

He can see. Just one eye fly. He can see. He can see. He got 20, but he got 20. He got 20. He got 1010. Yes, Lord.

Yeah. Sound 5. We did niggas like Jack around, man. To make you appreciate what God doing for you. because shit could be worse I went over that to the side I looked at Jack I said thank you heavenly father

thank you father I ain't got all I want but it could be worse so thank you Jack for being here with that being stayed I ain't scared none of you niggas yep

we're gonna find out in the in the parking line got none of them niggas left everybody still here Let's up Jay Lou. And why you saw how I lost the first one? Jay Lou got the fuck on.

He don't know nobody. Yeah. Well, how he got on fly. That nigga jumped over the gate. That nigga didn't let them open the gate. All right. We got some. Oh, Jay Lou back.

Oh, okay. God, then. That's the last. I'm sorry, right. Jay Lou won't leave. Jack won't leave. Mine is two. Two people would not leave.

They're the next to the hallway. Got it. Got it. All right. This next person coming up. One of the funniest niggas, like just talking to him, bro. I'm some real shit.

Like, I'm talking about what he brains to the game is unmatched. One of them flies good friends. I'm just. You can't damn near tell him and fly apart when they get together. Y'all start clapping right now. Give it up. But Jay Lou.

Jay Lou. No, no, no. No, no. He just playing. He just playing. He just playing. My bad. My bad.

I caught a contact. Out of your side, man. This nigger. He's spectrum. Spectrum! Give it up for my dog. Blake, the motherfucking great. Y'all.

Man, what's you doing, man? I don't know. What he got going over? He's got. Hey, how you y'all doing? Man, shut your ass up. Don't start that shit, Jack. Listen, man, I just want to say this right here, man.

I forgot one of my personal partners. Anytime I needed some, I got into it with a nigga on the street, I can call him. I remember my time, a nigga, were picking on me. My cousin hadn't got wrong. He shot one, nigga. I'm 16. I ain't got nothing to do with it. About two years later, these niggas coming out to me.

Nigger didn't kick my headlight in my car. You feel? So I couldn't tell my dad. So I called fly. I'm like, bro, listen, man. He niggins can kick my head like that, gang? Oh, no, what the fuck I'm do? You're like, man, come pick me up, bro, I got you.

Man, I pull up down, MLK. He got this shirt off. This one, we was on the way to be crackheads. I ain't going to touch. All right. He was the root. He was almost on me. That boy ran in the house grab the 3-50-7.

I was like, oh, shit. Don't tell them the exact. Okay, all right, my back. That boy went in the house, grabbed the 5-3. The stem 5-3, you grabbed the 7-5-3. That thing, 7-5-3. I had the golf club, you feel, me, so. The golf club.

He hit the mileage. We were like, we're going to go do this shit. You feel me? So we rolled back down, M-A-K. came back down one of my streets, I was like, damn, that's gonna one the nigger peddling right there. But there was really his partner, he wasn't even there. He was like, man, pull up on that nigga.

I hit the nigga off the bike. Scoot! Boom, hit the nigga off the bike. Nigger took all running. That boy wasn't there. He's right there. He comes out of the house. All right, yeah, all right.

Okay, man, we'll stop this story. My bad, my bad, my bad, okay. Stop this story. Yeah, no, no, yeah, no, yeah. Nah, slap. Nah, blah. Nah, Blake. Getting what's in the box, my name.

Okay, look. We're going to talk the story no more. We want to stop there with a number. We won't stop there with a other thing. I ain't tell ya about the other nigger yet though. Like that. Hey, come up here and tell him when down that hurt. Oh, man.

When did it, they go up, man. Just like we beat the ad, bro. Just say we beat their ass, man. Yeah, we work their ass, man. That thing is fucking stupid. We're down right now. Get your mask, well. Hey, move out the way, red hoodie.

There you go right now. Hey, move out the way. Gray Hoodie, move out of the way, you're right there. Well, they're so gay, that's that, that's been away. Oh, buddy, you think is stupid and fuck. Hey, they ain't played with you no more, did they? Nah, he was crippled after that. Oh, he was funny.

Hey, man. Fuck! My bad, bro. Hey, that shit happened 10 years ago, bro. That shit, oh, that's not bad. There ain't no statute of the limitations on that, my niggins. You went, we... The niggins is dead playing, bro.

That shit did not happen. There ain't no stabbing the limitations on them type of crimes, my nigga. Hey, these are all the prop. That's all propped. That shit was fake. But listen, though, bro. For real, bro. I really, bro, I really, bro, was trying to figure out what to get you because I

really know what to get a nigga with. My yons, you feel me? I owe you a couple dollars, now what I mean? But shit, I try to get you something for your birthday, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? I was thinking real hard, man. I was like, what would he appreciate, man? You know what I'm saying?

And I had to take a trip down. Now, your old street brother, to really just get the energy, bro, what you needed. You feel it? And it hit me when I was on your street, bro. Something that you grew up with every day, bro. It's a roach in their box. It's a roars, bro.

I got you a lizard, bro. Hey, but listen. Hey, bro. Hey, go. Go. Hey, the lizard I'm gonna'all. Hey.

The lizard that you actually had in your house died, though, bro. So that's like his grandson right there in the box right there. Hey, bro. Don't open up that motherfucker. Might pop up out that motherfucker. Yeah.

Oh, hold on. It's still in now. Bang, yeah, man. It's still in now. All right. Bro, you gotta pose some holes in that motherfucker, so they can breathe. Okay, but your replays got to be on part. Why you get a hot guy, hey!

Why do you get my gregn't right now? What? Why you get my niggins some shit? He still scared of him. Oh. Hey, man, you got to take that shit outside, man. My dick gonna have an ass butt back in him, man. Hey, boy, you got to have real roaches in your house, boy.

You got to take that shit out of saying. Hey, man. No, don't get back. That's your gift, nigg. I love you, nigger. D.C. for life, nigga. I love you, boy. Let it be outside.

Put it outside. Oh, you're fucking here, though. Hey, you're stupid. That, nigg. They take that outside. Good. It's all in the front of it. Yeah.

We don't want animal planting on the other. God to Blake, man. That niggas is crazy, boy. Only Blake will go get a lizard and pick up leaves. And put it in the box and put it in the car with him. He called it. And drive 35 minutes with a lizard in a box. Only Blake.

With no holes. Are he wrong with you? This is a hole on the side, for sure. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I ain't fin-a. Mm-mm. Yeah. Take the box outside.

God damn, because I don't want the lizard getting out in here. And I'm telling you, when to get in here, it's going to get big, hey, Paul. Oh, my God. That motherfuck going to grope. No way. Hey, uh... Auntie wanted to get one in the box. Stop looking for the motherfucker in here.

Take it outside. That bitch is fucking around, jump out and fuck the whole shit up. It's probably in the car. That lizard in the car. The lizard in the car. Hey, that motherfucker in the car is. It's in the car under the seat. So that nigga walked in here with a box or leave.

Yeah, that lizard in the car. How long you had that box in here, Blake? That nigga is slow, man. Hey, okay, I'm going to just ask you, fly. What did the Great come from with Blake the Great? Like, what was... I don't know. That's something...

I get he wanted something around with Blake. So he was like, The Great. Yeah. I was always... Look, Blake came up here, he told some stuff that went on with Fly, how Fly always had his back. A lot of people might not know this. Blake is a lot of years older than Fly.

To call a younger, because you're getting bullied, it's crazy. That lets you know how Blake was living and what he was going through in life. Fly, he had to wait for Fly to get off his middle school bus. Like, we were grown, man. We were like 19. Oh, okay, Blake with 27. Shout out to Flop being a big, big homie to Blake at a very young age. Oh, my God.

That d'nigel. Then we went down. And the nigga really fucking got a damn in this damn studio. Oh. It never was a lizard. motherfucker in the car, gun. Yeah, it got to be in that car. You'll see that motherfucker what you get back.

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After where Blake just said, I said, oh, these niggins go try to outdo it, John. Man, fly hat and chop on the nigger. Did he win down? Yeah, I said, I said, tell John, John, John, he shot the nigger four-time, man. We went to the studio and wrapped about it. He fucked it up.

He said the nigger real name. John Whitfield, don't shoot that man. Hey, you can tell him, fly all more relaps. He said, but did that nigga fuck with you again? Nah, because he was crippled. That niggins, he had a thing. I said, what in the Gucci Man is this? That's fucked up.

We're gonna just tell it. But, oh, one more time, brother, I start last. Big now. Big king. Big king. Big on God. He ain't got. Hey, without further ado, this is somebody who knows flight.

This is my first time meeting. I can tell he a real nigger. And I bet you Jack won't say shit when he'll be. Hey, bro. My boy, man. You need to do. Say man, nigga. Huh?

The name man. Man. Anything you need to do, man. Handle your belly. We'll cut the camera off. You handle your business. That's big on God. Without further ado, y'all start clapping for man.

For a show, for me. My boy. Gase. What's up, Gagston? Gaines. What's up, Gagne? He's going. Nice to meet you, Sam.

First of all, West Side, Alan, Tug on God, Easton, Yonnell, Big on God, East New York, Big Bigg, Alet, Aletumper, K, Landrum, Rio. No, and no. You know, we real. West Side, you know what I'm saying? We're real, like we can come from nothing. So, um, I got a quick story. If I see him in American Dilley on Cascade, he told me, he was like, man, you keep on doing the same thing, you're going to keep getting the same results. And the next time I talk to him, I say, Flav, man, give me some game. He's like, bro, just

keep doing what you're doing. So what I'm saying, basically, man, if you just keep on grinding, keep on going, don't worry about nobody to focus on yourself. And I'm going to tell every Everybody's something this. Like, you got to be big on God, like, you know. Okay, my bad, my bad. We got to treat each other with love and respect, you know what I'm saying? We just got to come together for the better. And we got to, you know what I'm saying, love to see each other shine.

We got to just show love, you know what I'm saying? We got to get back to, you know what I'm saying, being family oriented. You know, it's serious. I have a lot of young people dying. And, like, my platform, I got the biggest platform in the world because I speak on positive content. I'm from the hood. They come in my hood. They tell you about everybody who's getting killed. They tell you about everybody who getting murdered. But I'm, I'm rapping big on God. And I'm doing, I'm working for God. Don't nobody shine a light on it.

But I'm shining the light on it right now. Hey, the five South. Nigger, what's happening? Big on God. You know, we been flying, you feel me? Hey, man, look. But look, it's about fly, bro. You know, I love you. Listen. Okay, do you remember this? This before all of this, man. I ran up on The McDonald's, somebody had to undrugged my little brother, fly in the, he in the drive-thru at McDonald's. I run up. I'm like, that nigga Fly looking like, who the fuck is this?

He looked at all, I don't know what he thought, but it was just my hat to go get my brother, but. Look, Fly Ben's supporting me. He buy perfume, he buy big on guy merch. He just, like, before he became a comedian, every time he see me, he came up and showed me love. He always asked me about my sister, Levitra. You know, he just always show love.

And look, Michael, don't listen to you, you know what I'm saying? I love you. You stay strong. You know what I'm saying? Keep your family safe and keep your children safe because you know we're living in a wicked time. What are you folks coming after our children? And it's a lot of stuff going on.

Don't nobody speak about it, but I got to speak about it. So we got to come together and we got to stop depending on somebody to make our world better. If we treat each other better, we make our world better just like that. It's simple. We ain't got to depending on Trump. We ain't got to depend on no politics. We ain't got to depend on none of that.

All we got to do is depending on us. The guy that is in there. Stop looking out for something that's on the end. It's start from within. Change your life, change the way you eat, change the way you think, so you can change the way you treat each other. The Tupac said this shit 30 years ago.

Free game. I love you. I love you. I love you. I know. I got those kids. Take them on. For sure.

Man, real quick, for you, you said, will he be buying for you? He bought everything. I've been selling Cologne for like 20 years. Every time he's seen me, he's bad. Hey, man, that's dick. I ain't naming that stuff because it's all about big on guy. He's just about smell good.

I about smell good. Okay, what I'm saying? If man is the cologne, what the women, uh... Oh no, we got all type of women. You know, we're in a lot of man. You know, we got big on guy, first, y'all. You know, we got big on guy, first, y'all. Look, check out the Wells site, Big on God,

merch.com. Look, y'all follow my Instagram, Big on God. And if y'all want to see some positive content, y'all take out my pages. I might say your life. Yeah, I got it. I got everything. Yeah, you gonna get it out of all. You ain't gonna get it out of it.

You ain't gonna get it out of it. I love you, diggy. Get it over, man, one more time. Hey, but now, it's a real good. You go. You go. You should be stunting every time. One more time.

One more time. One more time. Don't give a fuck. Who you around? Y'all be trying to act like y'all cool because y'all around people. They up. Your ass stuck. They are already flying.

So if you're around niggas and you're acting like you better than somebody, you better get your cock roach to the side and goddamn it. Listen, you better make your own fucking land and stand your own game. Yeah. Because you can't depend on nobody. You got to go do it for yourself. Yeah. That were wrong people.

Y'all be trying to be around people for clout and trying to... That's shit. Lame as fuck, bro. People ain't with you because they just with you. They're with you for the benefits. They're with you because you shining and they feel like, you know, you being around them can get them some status and they flop from click to click and they jump from dick to dick. Y'all need to start acting like girls.

Men need to stop gossiping like women. And women need to stop acting like men. And we need to get this shit in order and get it together, man. They're big on guys, man. I come from the hood where it's all good, niggins. Yeah. Talk about it. Stop.

Yeah. Stop playing. You know as hell for show. Hey, boy. The Skane Ring damn, boy. Those folks to be thumping at the Skane Ring every weekend, boy. Don't count. Nobody wants to see his family.

Nobody's. Jake didn't say shit, man. Y'all be thinking, Jack Slo, that thing got all the shit. No, hey, no, I don't want to die. I don't. All right, they're real dick. Yeah, okay. That's all I want to say.

That's what I want to say. I think I was, I don't want to die tonight. All right, cool. All right, cool. Hey, everybody's cool. Hey, man, what's my man real name? His full name? Hey, no, me.

We didn't know Playboy. Playboy. No, that's the night. Yeah. Playboy. Yeah. Playboy. Say them.

Say, man, look, I want to say, I appreciate fly. Happy birthday. I see my boy courtside at the day. I see my boy courtside at the Hawks game all the time. It's good times, good vibes I see him. He takes pictures with my kids. You know, I appreciate everything that he do. I know Jack on his shit tonight, but look, man, this nigga, like 2-80, 300 pounds.

I'm trying to drag him. I'm going to need some help. I'm going to need some help, but back on you, bro. I love you. I appreciate everything you do for me. Look, Jack. Down. Tell me.

I don't want. We? Because I heard. No fat head I knew. Look, man. Hey, Fly, you're a good dude. You represent the city hard and tough. You know, I'm a DeKal County, nigga.

But I fuck with y'all. But I fuck with y'all. I fuck with y'all. Alana public school, niggas, man. You know, I got a couple of baby moms from out of that area. You know what's all that. I love y'all. I love a cascade.

I love it. You're my west side brother. I love you. It is what it is, man. Yeah. Hey, if y'all need me to get them out of here, just got down. Yeah.

Me like this. Come wrong with him. We don't get you many hints to get him up out of here. You still ain't did it. I know. Bro. Hey, you know it's here.

I know you ain't got no car. He just met the car he rode here. Oh, okay. Shout out of that. That's how you do a gift, Blake. That's how you do a gift. This shit is rap. No animals, no pets

I thought you had the niggins some shoes Who? My niggas left Who, no? Don't come out. Oh, yeah. You'll left your product. Hey, he got to go get his wheelchair.

You know that with me to me. Yeah, but got to be lifted up. Hey, man, we got more people that came through and want to say some words to you. Come on with further ado. Walker Boy, come up here. Oh, that D.C. cousin. What's up here?

I'm Walker, boy. Man, I'm from Greenville, South Carolina. I'm from, you know what I'm saying? Crossed away. Shout out of my boy. Flop, man, I appreciate you having me here, man. Like a thousand things. But just hearing what everybody else had to say,

just confirms everything it's been for me. You know what I'm saying? Me and bro, you know, got real close. You know, we had a mutual friend. And, you know what I see? That mutual friend, you know. But, brother, I told me. He said I can open this show, man.

It was one for, I think. with like, September might have been like 20, 23, man. But, bro, bro, let me open this show. Hadn't seen me, hadn't, hadn't, hadn't nothing. But just listening to y'all's story and just how big as hard he is, he gave me an opportunity to open the show. And I wanted to open the show, man, and brother said, well, you got it. And, you know, ever since then, it's been comedy and movies.

And I've been on tour with brother for the last couple years, man. So shout out the brother for that, man. Definitely. Yeah, definitely. And, man, I got, you know, like I said, I got crazy stories, man. You know, it's just crazy now. Every time I go home, people don't never ask me how, you know, how the road is. They always say, when you bring it fly by here.

And I be telling them, bitch, I don't even want to come by here. So, you know, it's crazy, man. But, you know, it's been dope. It's been dope. And I used to, you know, hassle them, brother, because I don't know how y'all get that niggily to answer the phone. You hear me? I talk to, bro.

I talk, man, it's crazy. I talked to brub until the time. to be, you know, be at the show, and then I got to call the arena to get in that motherfucker when it comes time to get in there with them. But, yeah, man, I just wanted to say a few words. Just confirming what everybody else said. Bro, got one of the biggest hearts,

one of the realest and coolest things I've ever been around, man. You know what I'm saying? But, bro, it's always love, man. You already know. You already know. It's love, bro. I appreciate you, bro. That's no problem.

What is going on with him. You're on, the Walker, boy. Hey, nobody seen Chico get up like one of them church ladies. You sit your ass still, you shut your ass, still, you shut you out. No, we got to chill out. Hey, that nigga, that nigga Chico leaned in like one of them church lately. I'm gonna whip your ass after you just turn. You got to get him.

Whatever he took. Whatever, whatever, whatever. Whatever Chico told him, that got him together. That nigga's sitting up straight. Walk a boy, like we were saying when he just came up here. He met Fly. Asked him could he open, then he went on tour with him. That just showed you what type of nigga he is, bro.

Damn, y'all ain't gonna clap. Oh, yeah. Jack's great. Oh, yeah, Jack, great. Walker Boy said he'd been torn with Fly for three years. Nicking I made $85. Flach flying. Opening and featured for Flop for the last three years.

So shout out to Walken Boy. 120th show. 120th show. And, oh, you better not eat. If you eat in the green. All right, Jack. Oh, boy, you don't kick the lizard box. If y'all see the lizard, man.

Somebody say something. Hey, nigga don't want to drink that Mikalov Ultra no more. That shit gets you fuck. Hey, get the mic off of him. He got the microphone on him. Yeah, he got the mic on him. I ain't never seen a nigga get kicked out of it. You treat people normal, but they don't get...

He got kicked out of a place where a nigga who didn't even know flying got kicked out of. Even he was like, this is not. What's that they're doing too. We don't even know this, nigga. That nigga tripped. That's just show you how niggas work. That niggas already took. He'll give a damn.

She's been waiting on that shit. Yeah. Man, it's the only right. A lot of people come up here and talk about, you know, 85 stuff and being in this building. There's somebody, you know, we ain't know about podcast or, well, I know I didn't. and Fly and being thought to even do a podcast.

So without them, you know, coming together thinking, like, doing some, at the time, we thought were white people shit, like, you know, doing a podcast, you know, when y'all first started and, like, to see what it's, like, done grew into and unemployed a lot of people. So, like Fly said, this is a person who put him in the right rooms and showing him that it's coming and meant something. so it's only right we invite the sense to say a few words about this I'll say some words

my boy my boy yeah man just take this shit this fuck that fuck that Mike this has been a this has been a hell of a roast

everybody that's been up here Hurricane Chris y'all in here laughing y'all think jack the most fucked up person in here nigger blake bought that nigga a lizard not a store-bought lizard a lizard that he found that was thoughtful yeah if you nine niggie what the fuck wrong with him I don't even want this nigga around me no more Damn, bro, everybody came up here

Had a hard-ass story came up here, I ain't gonna sit up here And I'm gonna sit up here and not tell my hard-ass story too Because you're the nigga to go get when shit get real I remember one time When I first really met the nigga Man, somebody had grabbed my auntie Tid at Croger I said I know exactly who to go get

That nigga with that 3-57 Didn't it win a woman Damn. Well, y'all I'm really kind of pissed off because I don't know for real. It might be a lizard running around this motherthirt. Nah, for real.

While we ain't here bullshit. Why we ain't here bullshit. But man. You trap. Bro, this is a different type of situation, bro. And you know. No shit real when now put that little boy shit suit on, bro. When you and a nigga put that little boy's shit on with them loose-ass pants?

They look like dress pants, but they got elastic in the waist. I know. You don't need a belt? He don't need a belt! What about got stretch pan weight? They got a string on the pants. Hell yeah. Sweat dress pants.

Athletic dress pants. That nigga there, man. No, man, real shit. This has been my motherfucking brother since day one, too, bro. He'll tell you that. First time me and this nigga ever hit the road together, we got stuck in a motherfucking blizzard. For real, for real, about 15 inches of snow.

We're talking about when you open the door, you can see the goddamn snow this half. We trapped in Ohio, nigga. And this one I knew that he is everything that y'all say is, man, that nigg is selfless. Because we trapped in the motherfucking blizzard in the cheap hotel. the doze on the outside.

The nigga had one piece of pussy, and he split it with me. That's a real nigga. It wasn't no more other pussies to get. We're in the blizzard. I don't know what he said to that girl, but she drove two and a half hours in the blizzard and made sure.

That nigg is selfless, man. One piece of pussy, and he gave his boy a piece. He didn't have to do that. He didn't, I don't even know if it was the, Everyone was first, I would have shared my piece of pussy. I can't say that I would have did that, but he didn't let me know. He didn't even tell me we was going to split the pussy. I just, he was like, hey, man, come over here.

Then that nigga left. Then I started being. I was like, look, you got an extra piece. I take it. This is blizzard. A nigga look out for you, man. Take care of his people, man. One of the only niggas I know that asked you for a condom and give it back.

I don't know if you got to rub them. That nigga, borrow rubber, don't use it and give it back. No cap. No, man. He's just one of them niggins. If you know them, you love him, bro. Everybody in hell, it's just like everybody, little brother, man. Everybody always say that because it's just one of them niggins.

No matter what you see him doing, like, this nigger here is crazy, bro. It's like a real live cartoon character, my name. Like, for real, I just ain't this nigga do something of the craziest shit The first day we get to Wiling Out Being Chi go link up That nigga walked past and say, Oh, you ain't fucking with me

You're with your real friends now, huh? Half out of shit My piece of shit Nia left me dole Nah, man But just keep being you And I remember That nigga didn't even want to do

Comedy for real But it just so happened We don't really even tell this story I had had a, I was having a great run. I had about about 50,000 on me. I was like, nigga, I got three more of these bitches. That nigga said, for real?

I'm doing comedy too. And that nigga been doing comedy ever since, bro. Money motivated this, Nick. I've seen him take situations that most people would have folded on and made that shit work. That nigga hard work for real, man. And he

don't never complain. He do. But he's still going to do what the fuck he need to do. A 100,000, 100% thorough motherfucker man. If he said, he motherfucking meant it. And everybody respect that about you,

bro. We respect you a lot. And just to see what you did, bro, the way you did it, you took this shit and did it your own way. It didn't even have to change who you are, bro.

That's commendable. We all in this room know that you big on loyalty. You take people with you. You don't have to do a lot of the shit that you do, but that's just the type of person you are, man. and keep being you, my nigga.

You bring a lot of joy, a lot of laughter, and you having to live your life in front of the whole world. But you still keep pushing, still keep praying. Bray, every time you go around and you do your prayers, man, you don't even know what they do to the people on the outside who are watching that. Sometimes you just need to see that to make sure you're doing that shit right. Your face then rubbed off on with everybody in here, bro,

and that's real. And we fuck with you the long way. Whatever you got going on, we're going to fuck with you, my nigga. If you ever need anything, you ever fucking want something, nigga, say something. Because you didn't did enough and ain't asked nobody for shit that you deserve that, man. And I fuck with you till we leave this motherfucker. And in the next life. Tell you, bro.

Love you, boy. Tell you. I know. I know that knicker's brats. For show. For sure, for sure. Try to make me crying. I was looking at that d'nick, I was like, how, hell, go.

That's why I went first. You had to break that shit up, man. It's like, then he said, out. I said, oh, shit. No, I'm fucking with that man to put this shit all over the end. No, but when you say about fly praying, though, and stuff like that, bro, if you round fly, y'all know, if you're on 2085 South, if you think you weren't going to pray, fly, fly. Boy, fly put that pressure on you, and then we start seeing a lot of things.

A long-ass press. Yeah, a lot of niggas come pray. Until you start being around flying, learning. Like, I asked that nigga before how to pray like he pray. Because that nigger fly, like, the way he taught to God, it'll rub on you where you'd be like, I want to have a relationship with God that's wrong, like all your society.

So when you ask him stuff like that, man, that nigger fly gives you so much gain when it comes to that. So he ain't so much about coming in money. Sometimes he could be a person in your life bringing your faith better. And we don't even realize that. Fly going to pray before he get on stage, after he get on stage. Before he

start the podcast, after he do the podcast. He get off his knees after he finished playing. He takes his pants back. He don't give a bad. That one's going to go get his luck. And what I'm going to do? The man is wrong. Well, one of the most talented.

bunch of people that you're over me. That's all this. Hey, I think everybody can say that. This nigga do everything. Yeah, yeah. But one thing he do good is, bro, that nigga love on his people. Y'all give it up with D.C. y'all.

Hey, my fucking all y'all nigga, boy. But y'all niggas is stupid, boy. But y' y'all niggas is fucking stupid. I fuck with y'all, nigga, ma. Gudos. Gudos. This is all? Yeah.

All right, I'm up with y'all, nigger, but I appreciate it. Man, you know, it's hard for sometimes, nigger need to feel this type of love. You feel what I'm saying? Because this shit don't get noticed sometimes, bro. We be working so hard. And sometimes when you live for others and not for yourself, like you say, when you ain't selfish and you selfless, we don't feel that love sometimes. So, just for me to see it and head.

It just made me feel good, all the hard work while I'm grinding for. You feel me? This shit. bro. I'm an example. You feel, am I listening to everybody in their room? If you say some shit, and that shit's sour like it could be something. I'm you, that motherfucker.

You feel what I'm saying? Like, why the fuck not? You feel, me? That's the whole goal. The whole goal is to get to the next destination, bro. The whole goal is to not be done. Play dumb, but get better, bro. I appreciate everybody in their stories about you, boy. You did.

That 3.507. The 3.507. Blake, you done. me hell. You knick told the real story. You could have fabricated the story. I saw went there. I was like, oh, what God?

He's like, y'all. He's like, I'm like, buddy. No, bro, you feel me? It just showed, you know what I'm saying? I'm a rider. Not only for me, he didn't even got to tell me what the story is. If I fuck with you, I'll fuck with you. You feel me? That's just like with Lose. He ain't

tell me what the story was. He was just like, bro, just come fuck with me with the podcast. I'm like, what this is? He's like, shit. You can, you know, he's like radio. I'm like, man, I don't really want to do no radio, but he's like, nah, I don't think about it like radio. Think about it like you being a better comedian.

You learn about timing. You can say what the fuck you want. You always practicing. So I'm trying to be a better comedian. So I'm like, I took at it a role as me being a better comedian. But not knowing that we were building a whole foundation, we were building the whole dream. And not only that, he took me in like a big brother and brought me in.

So it's my only duty to rise for me. for this shit as hard as he would ride for this shit. And to be real, loads you from the South. And we talk a lot of shit about white folk. But people don't know. You love you a white bitch. Fuck what you're talking about.

But the boy is like a white bitch. You hear me? Hey, hey, we were, I ain't gonna tell you what happened. I was like, did you know what more like my bitch? Yeah. Oh, man.

No, man. It's love, man. Reese, man. I love you, man, since day one. She's been a stud. Yeah, she was a stud at middle school. Rocking. Going crazy.

You dig what I'm saying? Been my dog 20-plus year, bro. You dig what I'm saying? We don't been with each other through thick and thin. No matter. She's been with me. She knows me. If everybody don't know me,

she knows me. And she really did it in a lot of nicks. Digging what I'm saying? And that's crazy. Because we ain't never. No, you ain't take one of my bitches. But you don't took a nigger bitch before. That's how I know she was a real knickle, bro.

And the nigger used to hang with us, man. That's crazy. She was licking on that pussy necks. Because I, we asked, I was like, what you'd be doing? You'd be fuggling. She'd be like, I ain't, yeah. I'm like, that's just boring. Boring.

Boring. Pooring. But no, man, that just show I love. You dig what I'm saying? You digg what I'm saying? My boy, Taye, you dig what I'm saying? That's my dog. You dig what I'm saying?

He know, he know me, he know, he know me when I was doing all the type of shit, niggil, when we got locked up, all that crazy shit. No cap, this ain't no rap. I ain't geeked up, no nothing on that. We was on the phone. We locked up, we locked up by our situation, you feel me? We on the phone, this jail phone.

jail phone, he's like, bro, I'm sorry, bro. You feel me? I ain't mean for this shit to happen. What I, what I, what I, what I say, bro? I said, boy, I don't get what fuck. Nicking, nigga, I did that shit, nigga. I do this shit again if you want to, I do this shit again. Fuck these niggins say, nigga, I can't. I'm locked up, God damn, I want to be free, digger.

Yeah. But I wasn't bullshin, though, gang. I want bullshin, bro. You feel me? Like, we locked in, we locked in, bro. It don't matter of the circumstances, bro. You just got to be a man. And on up to the situation, but learn from me.

I learned from that situation. I learned from that situation. Like, all right, if you're gonna go hard for something, you already know the extent that you'll go hard for, go, go hard. Just go hard. Now you know where this shit can lead. Now you know what this she can take.

And you gotta also understand, everybody's playing with y'all. Why, niggas think you just overly gangsters? Y'all, like, the only niggas out here, gangster, man. Stop playing. People will put that shit on your ass, man, and go back home to their kids. For real. So what I had to learn, bro,

well, hey, man, listen, man, we're going to respect everybody. Like humans. We already know the extent that we'll take it, but we ain't got to take it, though. We're going to keep God firm, and we're going to respect everybody and listen to what's going on.

That's why everybody in their room now, bro, you listen to somebody. This shit came about from niggas listening to each other, bro. Not niggas hanging on each other, bro. Stop worrying about what's in the next. ex-man pocket when you can utilize the situation to get your own paper. That's how you do that. You're trying to get another nigga bread.

That's his name. It got his name on it. So what you got to do is get around the money and act like you get some money and figure around how to get some money. That's how this shit go. And that's all 85 Southfield, bro, and low, bro. I know it's my birthday, brother. But still, bro, I appreciate you, bro.

I appreciate you, bro, because everybody ain't who they say that, yeah, bro. I come from the street from rear, but I don't see what the fake-ass plug say that yeah, bro. You is a plug, my nigga. You is a plug on this side. I look at this shit like, dope games. You feel me? You ain't need me. You could have been doing this thing with anybody.

You were like, hey, Lord, bro. I see what you got going on, little, bro. Let me see what I'm going to do. Come on here and see what you can do with that, little, bro. I mean, you know, you play it like, you know, you ain't got to fuck with me. But if you do, hell of your business. And I said, say no more, bro, so I appreciate you, bro, because this helped me a lot, being the comedian and the entertainer that these people see today, I got a space where I can jab be me, bro.

Free. Free. When I say free, I don't give a fuck what it is. I don't think I can do no wrong here with this situation. I don't give a fuck. If I want to do this, that's what the fuck I want to do. You know I can't do that shit over there in Hollywood. No fuck are like, what the fuck are you on, man?

Hey, he got to go. He can't do that no well, man. But it's a, it's a therapy for me, bro. It's a release for me, bro. You feel what I'm saying? These folk get to see the superstar that they always tried to hide and shelter. So I got a space, bro, where I can really just handle my business, bro. You dig what I'm saying?

So this whole situation is a great birthday gift. My brother, you feel me, and I'm always right for this motherfucker to the end. You did. And I appreciate all the birthday wishes. But a nigga really needs to money. Well, everything a nigga don't need no money, but I always need money. So you know, a couple of birthday. They're called with a little something, something, you know.

It's going to come back, but, you know, just, you know, I just want to see it. Yeah, I just want to get your pads collection plate around. Lock the doors. Put a little something in the pot for you, boy, you digger what I'm saying? But no, man, hey, man, that's what it is, bro. It's just, understand when you see me, bro, you see me working hard, bro. Just understand, bro, I don't take none of this shit for granted, bro. I'm not playing.

I'm not playing. I'm not playing with none of these shit. I don't get a fuck. Yeah, I'm a comedian. That just so happened what I had to be. But at heart, bro, I'm not playing, bro. I don't saw what could have be and what ain't and what was. And when you put your heart into this, this ain't what it is.

So, bro, if I fight for you, bro, I appreciate you, bro. Don't take advantage, bro. I appreciate you for being in my life, for being the ease. For keeping my peace of mind, bro. I can't do it by myself, bro. So when I'm speaking, I get back wisdom, I'm like, man, you, that shit, bro. God damn, bro. We sound like I'm talking to a brick wall.

You this shit, then I'm spinning, bro. You can use it. Because a nigga told me this shit I'm saying to you, nigga. The fuck. Come on, man. This shit ain't got down a rocket sign, man. Let's put this shit together. They keep going, bro.

It's a whole bunch of when they be like the It, Father. I look at everybody got it. I'd be like, what they mean by it? If you got it, you're going to go get it whatever it is. Because I'm on it. For sure, for sure, bro. That's just what it is. I appreciate everybody for coming in.

You dig what I'm saying. Give me your way. Happy birthday. We're going to keep rocking. More 85 style. More TV show. We got movies on the motherfucking way. More stand-up.

More music. And you know, I'm about my dollars. Bought my calling. And if you need me to take that suit back now, I got you. I know exactly how to go. Walk in that motherfucker. Hey, no question. You got to get this.

You got to. Get this motherfucker. I appreciate y'all, man. Turn up. Love, fam. Love, family. Love you, man. Love you, man.

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