The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Denver Comedy Special 🍃 W Karlous Miller DCYoungFly & Chico Bean | Ep. 178

Episode Date: April 13, 2019

The 85 South Show 2019 comedy tour continues to Denver, where the weed is legal and people are wild af! DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean spread comedy joy the 85 South Show way in Denver by roasting, freestyling and laughing about whatever happens. The next generation of comedy super stars get bum rushed on stage by a up and coming comic and weed grower - the ladies in the crowd twerk, plus one of Denver's up and coming rappers takes the stage - and you know someone gets kicked out by the police. This is the coldest podcast live! So you know it's gonna be a hilarious show with everybody high af! #85SOUTHSHOW #DCYOUNGFLY #KARLOUSMILLER #CHICOBEAN FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What's up Denver? Where y'all at? Where y'all at? I said, what's up, Denver? Where y'all at? Y'all'all? Come on, y'all, y'all. Come on, y'all, y'all. Come on, y'all'all at.

Come on, y'all'all at. We in the Denver, Cotto, Rondo, the Mile High City. Yeah, bitch's got real big titty. And we in the field there. about to see your fish's mother make some children I said we're getting high because it's legal you already know how we go DC can't get his mic straight Lady, hey, I say we have an in this fish like a fetus. We came to this, but she don't need us.

It's the motherfucker ain't by our south show. And we came to get girls fucking good on the door. What the ladies at? With the big big tini's, with the big tini. Oh, shit. With the ladies are with the big, big tini. There they go big tini's in the field. There they go.

We got tinnies in the field. There they go. We got tinnies in the field. And there they go. We got titties in the field. Hey, yeah, we got white teeth in the building. Hey, I see them, I see got the wet nipples. Hey, Carlo, hey, we're in Denver, Colorado.

That's what I said. Shout out to the lesbian with the broken leg. You see the broken bitch. Hey, how you did this year? Hold on Jay. You fucked up. Now you got to eat the pussy standing up. Uh-oh, Dumas!

Yeah! What's up Denver? Oh, y'all motherfuckers looking real good and interracia. Very interesting. The shit looked like an Oreo cookie in this bitch. Denver, Colorado, the Mile High City, man. We need more energy than that, Denver y'all fucking with us. Oh!

Y'all niggas sound hiding a bitch of this motherfucker This is beautiful. They say this the mile high city. I've been smoking all day. I've been smoking all day. Who got that real bud? I'm talking about that real gangster. Because I ain't smoked nine yet. I'm higher. I'm higher than an eagle pussy. Yep. That's high. What's up, nigga? Huh? This is some bullshit. I need some real shit. I went to the dispress room. I got this. This is some bullshit. Oh, no. We ain't doing that. I want to scream. I want to scree weed. I don't trust your hair, nigga, I don't know. Hell, no. That nigga looked like shalt and loo. Yeah. He looked like Petty Pondblow before he blew up. Fuck, wrong.

That nigga right there. I ain't smoking that shit. I want my hair to grow back, but not like that, nigga. I'm fucking right. Yeah, now, your girlfriend got dreads. I don't trust you. You fuck, though. That nigga said, I don't trust nobody.

Fuck you mean, he's a pimp. We got boulder in this bitch, boulder. I don't trust these cows. Nobody from Boulder drove over this bitch. Now one motherfucker. I'm gonna tell y'all, right? Ain't that better. Right here.

I'm gonna stay over here. Check this out, right? I've been in Denver. I've never been to devil before. I'm a Bronco fan, too, so I had to, you know what I'm saying? I fucked with the Bronco. You fought with the Bronco. I'm a Bronco fan.

Been a Bronco fans since 96, but I came Friday because I've never been to Denver before. So I wanted to explore the city. And Denver is a clean-ass city is clean and it's interracial. But when you go to Aurora, nigger, that's... Aurora, nigger, that's where the niggas is at. Aura is where the niggas is at. I went to the mall. What's you happened?

I went to the mall and Aurora. I knew I was in the hood because I seen the nigger dressed like O'Dong for minutes of society. I was like, damn. I didn't fuck around and drove to 93 out this motherfucker. This shit. What's up people in the back back? Y'all good? Yeah.

That's the ball. Look at the d'emate me. You ain't seen this shit. You need a telescope. He grew this weed. He grew it. Not in that gas station, man. And put it in there.

Look, he's going to come up here with me. Come on here. No, wait a minute, white man. Don't just run up on stage and shit. Unos, two, three, four, sigo, six, seven. Ocho, Nueva, Diaz. That may not.

You make no. Half Italian, half Mexican. Okay, one of those those things. That mean you make, you have Italian, half Mexican. That means you make motherfucking Fettuccini tacos. Look like you work in Papa Johns, ugly, boy, get your ass. You back then went out, get your ass, sir. I ain't never seen no white person with

boxes, but I love. They ain't boxers, them lesbians shorts. He got on hand one shorts out this motherfucking jeans. Okay. It fired. I ain't say no more. You grew it. All right, Ben, look like you say your cars are awful up. Get your stupid ass on. I just saw three of them good day homes. I'm telling you. They get the little bit of table from. This shit stupid. Out of all the niggas in here, a crazy and white dude run out. Hey, I grew this.

This your weed, white man. This is some bullshit. Shit smelled like some meat. Hey, man. We appreciate y'all coming out to fuck with us, man. We appreciate all y'all. It's so many of light-skinned people in this motherfucker. You really?

Look at them. Look at them. You really got to be careful what you know. do at these live shows these days, bro. I'm fucking around at the show last, the last show. They didn't fuck around and put my dick print on Facebook. Bullshit. I bullshit you're not.

Ain't nothing wrong with that. Give me some. Whoever, my family on Facebook. My auntie keep calling me. Hey, your auntie raised you. When you're going to come see your auntie? Oh, no. That's nasty. That's mad. She won't. She won't.

She won't. She ain't. Real auntie just a lady my uncle used to fuck with oh yeah well you can fuck her then yeah you can definitely fuck her there yeah so is that wrong like somebody who's married into like she had kids that they married into and they all really see each other like every cell eight that's my step auntie you can fuck yeah i'm gonna step over here and fuck so you really ain't got no emotion with them y'all niggas nasty it's fuck we just with you're just with you're gonna go to your family reunion you go to get another motherfucking cheeseburger you come

out back this nigga fucking auntie in the shed close the door see this bitch is married and she's not real family see we grew up in different place that's exactly what I'm saying and you said family reunion that's what they be trying to fuck you at you ain't never been going to get some potato salad and your uncle girlfriend run up on your boy I put this push on you out put here come your mama go go go go go don't be the bad time especially family reunion because you don't really see everybody like it what I got a cousin right now bro I see her like every nine years I ain't got no relationship with her like all that my cousin

I got a relation like, well, I will fuck my god. Y'all go harder to me. I'm already worried I might just run into a bitch that's my cousin randomly in the streets. Now let alone and know she's my cousin. Y'all niggas is disgusting. Carlo got no poo-as over there, Carlo! Ah, look at her.

Look at her. He's got a onesie on, Carlos, let me go along. To this bouncer. I do want they, I always wonder when they were their part that snap between the pussy. Ladies, do your pussy ever eat the snap? She ain't got no draws on, she's just got a little snap. It's just a little button sticking right on the coochie, right there.

Yeah, you gotta check that button. It's nice, it's smell like the back of an end ring, don't do it. You gotta check that, you gotta check that button. That button might start turning colors on you. You'd be like, hey, baby, your button brown, your button rusted. And button, state, that button. Your pussy juice can rustic to the button. If you're real talk, all niggas who stayed with that girl,

if you don't ever seen your girl through her panting down and you'd a... Got to make any big cootie clean, my fuck, Russ. See, that's how you know you got a better woman than you. You look at her panties and they clean like she just put them on, like, this bitch must no magic or something. I don't get them. I'm a master. I sniff them.

I grab them, bitch. Them the kind of women I like, women that can wear white panties all day and take them off, they still be white. Oh, yeah. I don't know what it is about being a nigga. We can't wipe enough. You know you wipe good, but you still fucking around and had that guy. I'm gonna have that goddamn straight line through your shit. It's called booty sweat, man.

You'd be like, man, God damn, I used the wet wiping everything. How the fuck did I get that goddamn street in my shit? Niggas, I don't know what it is with niggas, man. Our booty sweat, man. I don't know what it is. I remember one time my booty sweat so bad, I thought that shit on myself. It was so hot outside, I didn't even know my ass was sweating.

I got up, I was like, oh, hell no. Well, there's too much water back there, boy, I know. I don't let me sit down, well, oh my God. And Loz, it's star early, don't it? Hey, fly, listen, it started early. Me and Loz was in the airport, right? And it was this little boy just came out the bathroom. You knew he just took his shit and ain't white.

That nigga was walking around and shit. That's how white people do. They try to walk it off. You act like white people give a fuck what you think. You never been talking to a white dude. He's having a whole conversation. Yeah, man. Tell words the show. Oh, you guys do comedy, right?

Yeah, hell yeah, bro. Lig trying to give you that back to us, too. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness, who we got in here? Bro, lad, what you do for a living? Kick it. You a who? That's your ex.

You're an X. You a X? You do X-rays? Hey, halle, bro. Look at the nigg in the back. Talk about, and she broke. How the hell you do that? Playing football. Bitch, why are you outside?

Playing football. You got tennis. You are not a boy. Hey, I'm gonna tell you, you play football with me. I'm gonna tagging you and suck your titty, make you quit. Nah. Stop, why you sexually arresting me? So who she really is?

Ah. What happened? Did somebody hit you? You got-nigua. Oh, you told. You calling your girl all afternoon. Hey, what the fuck you at? Hey, I'm at football upbrace.

Who you were playing with? You were playing with a team? What's the name of the team? For real? You was playing with some niggas. Damn. Low blow, Joe ass. He said, don't get tired of that big bitch.

I got something for her. Ha ha. Ha, gha. You go, ah, ah! Stop, bro. She looked like a good middle line.

like a good middle linebacker. What position you play? I feel like a bad at pit bull that can't go nowhere. She said she played defensive end. Defensive end, that's what she played. I need to walk around, man. This shit got me on a lease, Bubba. Yeat.

Damn, somebody else got a broke leg in the front of you. Yes, yes. God damn. Did you break your shit playing football too? I feel so much bad. That's your boyfriend right there. This is making them broke her goddamn live, brinkin' shit. That nigga got on long-sleeved shorts.

I know he, I know he didn't chase third round apartment, bitch, come here. What you do for a living, OG? You got Indian in your family? I can tell. That's no longer than a lot of these bitches in this motherfucker. What you do for a living? You're a rapper?

Yeah, yeah. You're a rap, nigga. What's your rap name, nigga? 100 rats 6 they know you right well all right I guess you know a hundred rat six yeah yeah that niggins 4 100 rats 6 why y'all they come get no autographs then huh they ain't know it was in but they go 100 rats I'm gonna give a fuck they too I ain't got a hundred rats and then they six it's seven niggum fuck yeah yeah I fuck with it that's a long-a-name

name what you say I ain't gonna give him the mic that sound like you know you you know his song then hundred rats six you want to spit song hundred rat six you want fuck around hundred round around come on hundred round six hundred rat six hey hundred red six hey hundred rat six hey hundred rat six hey hundred rat six nigger you're fucking want you bring your stupid ass on by fuck wrong with you hell yeah nigga y'all just a little hundred race six in the building Nobody's in a bag, your ass, Hunter, rat six. Shit, better be five.

Hey, hey, look. Hey, everybody out there, if y'all ain't fuck with my motherfucking album, I got an album out right now. It's called Bagface. Y'all make sure y'all go download that motherfucker, mate. Turn up. Hey, look. He ain't got your music.

He looked back like it was some music. That ain't your DJ, Hunter, Rack 6. That's our DJ. A nigga, turn around, like, drop that. This is an Acapella. performance. I don't think he goes. Hey, no, we'll rock with the a cappella.

It's good. It's good. We got you. Hey. D.C., when he spit the shit, give him a beat. Go ahead. And I just dropped the video to this today. You feel me?

So, we're gonna rock out. Boy, if your ass don't rock... Look. It's a cash race. It's a cash race. I'm Mr. Bagface. Mr. Bagface. I'm in that mural doing what the dad say.

Because there anything I gotta do to fast way, hey, I got that bag, niggas got that mad face. Like, nigga, all I did was pass on a plate, hey. It's heavy gas, we don't mash on the brakes, hey. I hit the jeweler with the bag on my face, hey. Ice, ice, ice, dance in their face, hey. Ice, ice, ice, dance in their face, hey. Nice, nice, nice bands in the bank, hey.

If the price rate, I'm gonna make a play, hey. Hunter, rat, shit. That's what I'm too much. Horner at six. Yo. That's the thing about rap, man. Now, nigga, you just got to let niggas know that you don't give a fuck about nothing. Nicky in the Denver, Colorado streets.

Mile high, nigger, but you know I love the beef. I just bought a chopper and I hold another round. I will up on your block and I gun a nigger down. Real nigger, but you know I got my seatbelt on. Chopper in the back seat. He got his seat belt on. Me and my niggas riding around looking for some beef. Just got some head last week from bitch with no teeth.

Freaking nigger named Lose, I be everywhere. I got an old school bitch who got the coochie hell. A nigga 100 rack six dropped the video. I pulled up, then I had to get another hole. Okay, listen, listen, listen. I don't care if you've been walking around all day. I still eat that pussy. I don't care about no tame.

I ain't know what you was going. He said tame, nigga. That's how you feel. It doesn't start, it's just a pain, bro. Okay, okay, here you go. After a couple of leaks, it's gone. Here it go. Would it be that?

Okay, for the women who've been at work all day. I'm gonna eat that pussy, eh? Hey, soon as you get home. As soon as you get in, bitch. Don't take no shower. Nope! And put no new panties on. No!

I want some all-day work, coochie. Some all-day work-coaching. Ooh-way. I need that all-day work, cooching. Oh, way. I want some all-day work cooches. It's been farted on, too. It's been marinating at a desk all day.

Pussy longer than a hallway. Ugh. Her pussy. Hey, hey, hold up. Hold up. I'm about to eat the pussy or somebody daughter. Bad bitch, she live in Aurora. And you already know it's squirt.

But the bitch do construction work. So when she came home, I was like, God damn. She was like eating. I was like no ma'am. She said, nigga, is you scared? I said, damn, that pussy smell like it's dead. Fuck that. She go peeing.

Soon as you come in home for work, bitch. I wanted you to go make it. Yeah, cause I'm gonna make that pussy squark bitch. Hey! Listen, uh-uh. Don't get in no tub, don't build in no bus. Don't get in no tub. Don't get in no tub.

Don't get it no tub. Don't get in no tub. Don't get in no tub. That pussy tangy. That pussy tangy. That pussy tangy. That pussy tangy. That pussy tangy than a mall, fuck.

That pussy tangy. That pussy tangy than a more, fuck. That pussy tangy. That pussy tangy than them all for. I said, Chico, it's really a shame. It's really a shame. She broke her leg at a football game That's okay. I hope she will up quick because if she do

She can get the dick. She can get the dick. Yeah, that's true You might like pussy, but we do too and I hit you from the back like this while I'm listening to some hundred rack six Yeah, okay No, I can't listen. I turn it off. That's coming off our mixtape call when your bones hill up 100 grand 6 why you got a sweat rag nigger at a company show because that nigger got all that hair and i'm gonna tell you 100 rack 6 look if the rap don't work out look all you got to do is clip your ends and sell it the holes is eyelashes they're about that shit these holes is getting eyelashes put together like painting

i'm gonna just glue that shit together and these whole oh i got some hundred rack six lashes bitch they sell them at cvs lady do y'all ever have like put too much glue on y'all Hey, look, black. And y'all can't open y'all eyelids sometimes. Y'all be trying to look pre-da. I'm talking to one bitch. She was like, hey, how you doing? I'm like, bitch, you okay?

This bitch, they're gonna choke like a motherfucker in the front. Hey. He got a leather hat, that's why. Ladies, I respect that beauty routine. That beauty routine y'all go through. Y'all got, y'all the real gangses, man. The shit y'all had to sit through. Like, for example, one of my home girls, man, just got her hair braided, like, you know, for the spring, the African braids.

They do not have to braid y'all shit that goddamn tight. Yes, they do. No, they don't. Y'all motherfucking forehead be red than a bitch. You better hope it don't rain. You can't even blink. They gotta get it that tight, so it won't come out as easily. As easy?

Yeah, as easy. It's easy. You know, black bitch, they got a key. They had done for three months. Yep. It's a three-month scrant. If they fuck up in one month and it gets like fuzzy, they got a fro and brink. What's you call?

The condo's a protective style. Hey. That'd be going to work. Your girl never keep the house down too long. You had to sneak it for breezing. Why? She ain't looking. Damn.

You is stupid. You ain't never snuck in Fabriz. You said he and the Fabriz the weed. Because it smell like corn. They do. Hey, this girl and ladies, y'all be disrespectful when you see me out in public. I was in the mall and the roar. This girl will come up to me telling my son, take your hat off.

I looked at her weave and was like, bitch, take your hat off. Fuck is you're talking about. I take my head off. You take your hat off. That's what I'm going to start doing. Everybody out there in the country that's watching this, people is here. When you see me ladies, you ask me, take my hat off.

but I take mine off, you take yours off. So we see that laser, right, bitch. That'll be stupid as hell, you in the bitch, face to face. Okay, on the gown, three, one, two, now, bitch, put your hand on your wig, put it on there. Grip it. Grip it. Grip it.

One, two, three. Ah, I tricked me. Ah, I got you. You look like me. You look like me. You look like me. And that shit be peeling. Y'all need to stop.

And y'all feel that breeze. Y'all feel that shit. That's shit that'd be flowing. Y'all feel that shit. My way, it's so cold, no, bitch, you feel that wind, bitch. Happy moving, fly. Because it's glue on the side, so it ain't gonna go nowhere. Bitch, we're moving like a bumper that came off.

Nick, I think my bumper came off the back of the Chevy. Voo-woofoo-woofoo-woofoo-woofoo-woofoo-boo-woo. Ladies, just know we don't get with fuck. Wait your shit. Whatever you like, shit. I like when the woman have a lot of different hairstyles. That means you got a whole way. bunch of different bitches.

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okay bitch put it up some of y'all be disrespecting ponytails though i know i'm a project Because I think Jock pants in a white t-shirt is lingerie. That is. That is the sexiest shit a woman can put on. That's the beautiful shit. Freak neat t-shirts, nigga. Even like an old, just a white t-shirt. The bitch ain't even the thick cotton no more.

You can see the aerolias through that bitch. Oh, yeah. It's like an old white beater, but it's like a jersey now because you don't wore it a lot of times. The white be sneaking out the sand. Hey, who are them? Mm-hmm. That's the thing about my white t-shirts and tank tops and shit,

I'd be jerking all. Jerking off and wiping off with the t-shirts, nigger. My shit would be having the yellow stains. Fuck y'all, nigga. I don't give a fuck. The real, nigga. Give a fuck. So I'm the only nigga ever wiped off with his t-shirt.

I'm the only one. And you wear it again, my mother-puss? Ladies, listen, y'all know. You have been washing your nigger clothes. I'm like, what's these yellow stains. Bitch, you know what that is. Don't act like you don't know what that is. Niggin' me talking about this lotion.

No, hey, that ain't lotion. That's my future in them shirts. I recently moved, and I noticed something, man. We paid too much fucking bills as people to keep masturbating in the same spot. Oh, masturbate. You don't think about that. You do all your masturbating in the same spot. You got all these bare rooms.

Just walk around your house sometime and find your spike. Like, you know what? I like the lightning in my kitchen. I'm checking off right here. That's a genius idea, though. I can't masturbate no more. You can't masturbate no more. It don't feel right.

Shit. It don't, you got to understand. I understand, when you masturbate, bro, you sit in there, all that, pop, pop, pop, bah, you bust in there, boom. And you realize, you got to pick all this shit up. I don't mind the cleanup. The cleanup don't bother me. Then, you ain't got no rag. You like, yeah, that.

Fuck that. I love it. Nica, pull up tastyblacks.com, nigga. Woo. You got to sneak out the room. Hello? See, I had to start watching porn, though. Because it wasn't the porn that I was watching.

It's the freak-ass shit they were suggesting me to watch that found me in a freaky-ass rabbit hole of pornography. I'm watching the shit I like Big Titty bitch at the home by herself. The red page. That's what I'm watching. How you find that? I had to type it in the search bar. I'm real specific in the shit that I like.

That's what make you a nasty motherfucker. It ain't the site you go to, wherever it be X, and X, X, X, videos, porn, a little, X hamster. tasty blacks whichever one you went to what you say god damn nigga fuck that nigger stop faking that's what's wrong with niggas niggas be lying like they're into what they into you pull that phone up right now right now i bet you if you type w-dbw-dbw dot p on your motherfuckin phone all the porn shit you look at come up pussy dot com you know why i don't fuck with porn bro i got scar one time got scored one time

bro bein with me bro oh shit bit's in up this isn't up bitching up playing with the puss on like Like, ooh, that put a fat little bit, man. Soon as I'm about to come, he come a nigger walks straight through the screen. I'm like, ah! Oh, my God! I just did it! Oh, my goodness.

This nigga was watching a homemade video. I tried to stop it, but it would not stop. I tried to stop. I'm like, no! The motherfucker was like, oh, oh, oh, oh. This is fucked up. Hey, man. That nigg, that niggas,

that he's busting that to a nigger walked across the screen. And then he said he did. trying to stop it, which hand you try to stop it with, nigger. Hey, man, I'm through fucking with you. Hey, that shit real. You can't get scarred. I was watching the porn once. I never watched this shit again. Don't ever read them comments under the videos, nigga. You don't want to see that shit.

Oh, that's fucked up. I was reading the comment one time, true story. I was about to beat my dick. It said, may she rest in peace. I'm like, damn, this bitch dead. Oh, I'm about to beat my dick to a ghost. I'm going straight to hell. why won't God send me some real pussy I'm here doing this to a dead person the fuck is wrong with me man you know how fucked up you got to be to leave a comment on some shit like that she was dead she's comments be fucked up right always one thing in the comment I went to high school with her she been a freak you beat your meat to a ghost to a ghost name

Hey, I guess that nigga that was in the video. You know why this shit funny to all the fellas because women don't have no idea how much every average nigga jack on. Exactly. I ain't so ashamed of it because you just bit your whole life hiding the shit. That's why you're ashamed.

You are a professional sniper when they come to beating your dick. Nigger will lock the front, though, be behind the couch. You and you in your own house where you pay rent and all the bills and they're scared to beat your dick. With the volume all the way down. All the way down. And your girl open the door. You're hey, hey, hey. Yeah, I'm in the room.

I'm watching football. Hey, real talk, fella. Have you ever been being being being on me and the TV were too low and you can hit that shit? I'm like, oh, I got to cut this shit up. Nah, that's the thing about volume on porn. I don't know what they filmed that shit with. You can turn that shit down to zero and still here. Look how quiet the ladies are.

They watch the nastiest shit. Y'all do that shit too. Y'all be in that motherfuckin'all. Ladies are some masturbating, freaking. They got rings. They got rings. That's why I take them so long to have orgasm. Because they're freaky as fuck.

You can't just rub on the pussy. She rubbing her clit and tickling the bottom of her foot at the same time. What is wrong with this bitch? A nigger would never figure out that cheek coat. You got the penis. her nipple, tick her foot, rub the clit, and suck the other titty. This shit harder than a combination lock. If your girl ever tell you to go get something and tell you, don't be rambling, that means

she got some shit, she don't want you to find. Don't be rambling through my shit. Yeah. And ladies, that's a thing. Fellas, all we got is our hand. Y'all got motherfuckin' tools. Y'all can use. Silver bullets, that motherfucking big-ass magic wand that look like a wiffleball bat.

You move. They got everything. They got everything. They got everything. They got all type of shit. They got shower toys that they can stick on the wall. They do. They do.

They do. Why do we get some cooching? Why do we get some pussy we can buy? It's going to be overweight. I'm going to keep that shit in my pool. That's rich. They need to hurry up and build a prototype because you know the first one going to be big. You ain't going to be able to take it.

It's going to be about this size. It's going to be at home riding the pussy. They're going to go to go. It's gonna go dead a lot. It's gonna be... It gets tight when the battery is down. But that's the thing. Oh shit, I think I'm stuck.

Hey, could you imagine having to call 9-1 to come get you unstuck from your pussy machine, nigga? Ain't got to come get me, man. Ain't nobody calling down 1-1 to get unstuck from the pussy machine. Nigger smart enough to wait through his dick gets off. Hello? Hello, nigga be sitting there thinking a super sheet, my grandma legs. Fat bitch, fat bitch thighs, fat bitch, oh my God.

Fat bitch thighs are sexy. Whatever you have to do to get there. I just need some examples. That friction from the thighs, eh? That's what niggins don't appreciate big women. You're supposed to bite them everywhere. You bite them. They like gummy bears.

You're supposed to bite all that shit. Big women, they juice it. That's why they say big women juices. You're supposed to bite their little arm. The little cafeteria on. Nigger, if it's a nigga in here, you got a woman who got the little, like that bitch. I swear to God, your next week gonna be good.

You might find some money. It's gonna be lit. Bite her shoulder, bite her shoulder. When you bite her shoulder, she feels in her heart. She started snapping like you were saying the point about that shit. Fellas, whatever your lady insecure about, just lick it. I bet she started liking it. Just lick it.

You'll be surprised. Big girl cooches are the cleanest. Why would you be surprised? Because they don't be hitting it like that. When you go find it, it's like a puddle go it's like you know what because the thighs be protecting the pussy it do it'd be right now it's like covered up and so when they unravel it'd be like ha ha skinny pussy got that tongue or it can cut straight the air could cut straight through that

skinny girl as soon as you'd be like to put what you want I'm so sick another nigga stop talking like this y'all these niggas guys guys don't want to find me I'm too easy. This is, don't talk about this shit. But they, we like this shit. Pussy sound like the mucinex germ. Ugh. Ugh.

No, fight me. Leave me alone, buddy. Oh, you are stupid. Shout out to all the women who fought before they come. Hey, that's that a... Oh, God. And then the fuck-up part is you gotta keep going, niggily. Yep, I'm about to work through that one.

Was that olive garden? Yeah, that's that olive garden right there. I like making the bitch. That's that tour of Italy, bitch. I smell it. God. Dang it don't need him. He just moved his face.

Yep. Damn show you. Yeah. Yeah. Like me love here and that far. That mean, I'm in there. Oh shit. Oh shit, bitch.

Keep on. I'm gonna start rapping on that pussy. They always try to talk to you entire they fart. Excuse me. Oh, yeah. Bitch, shut up. I hear that. Oh

Shut up Much love to all the ladies who know They pussy has been a part of some greatness before Coaching is the best Rappers or some ballplayers Some niggins who went to the league If you ever fuck somebody and they got successful afterwards You played a small role in there

Yes you did It's been told her hand on Why people think entertainment is all about being famous and have money and shit. That's some of the goals, but what if don't know holes like you? Nigger, never even thought about that part. Nope.

You fuck around and get great, still ain't got no hose. What's you great for? That mean, you lame. That means you lame. You don't know what it takes to get a woman attention. That's why one of my comedy goes. I just want all the hood businesses in America. In America.

No, not all of them. Let me finish. I just want all the hood bitches to be able to say, Carlos Miller, he can get it. That's it. That's all I want. That's a simplistic rule right there. That's a simplistic rule.

I don't have to be a sex symbol. I just want a hood bitch to say, My kids at home, but they sleep, though. I'm like, ooh. This bitch is irresponsible. He said, irresponsible. But see, that's how hoodb bitches get you. They'll set the pussy up, and you can't.

They make your offer, you can't refuse. Like what? What's up? My sister got my kids. I'm free all night till Monday. What you're trying to do? Shit, I would. I was gonna go somewhere, but I'm about to goddamn,

yep, I'm about to pick you up. Shit, all handle your being is fuck with a bitch. That's an open-ended. That means she available from whatever time she called to six in the morning. Let me tell you, sorry. You're quiet. You see you niggas pulling their phone now.

I'll be putting niggins up on game. And if she Uber to you, if she Uber to you, because you know, those bitch be like, can you take like Uber me? Like, damn, bitch. You know, some bitch ain't got no car, bitch. Some of the bitch ain't got no car. We're talking. They're still waiting for income taxes.

That shit gone, bitch. That's the thing. That season is gone, bitch. That season is gone, bitch. Hood bitches call you and say some shit. She only if they can be sexy. You'd been paying for Uber's for 30 motherfuck of months. She'd be like, guess what?

Like what? My check the engine light off. You'd be like, yes, bitch. Getting like civic and come on over here. This is how you know she ain't bullshit, though. If she tell you the reason why she can't get the Uber, you straight. Hood bitch is always explain why she can't get it. Can you give me a little?

over because I would get it but my car I got stole this bitch and stole my purse right so I had to cancel all my motherfucking cards and they wanted to sell my pay pal because the bitch they tried to sell some hell on my page and got my pay flag right dude you're like yo you just you just want somebody what you say do I got a guard and I'm you split yeah wow hit it with the 90s shit I can't wait to get olds I can do all that young I don't know what this is what you think going to happen 23 you don't see times is changing who ningo you gonna have to get on a computer and get this bitch to agree to some shit

before you even be in person because everything ain't gonna be technology while you think we're gonna have flying cars and shit like no no we're not gonna have shit we still gonna be in these god damn shivers and shit Chevy Malibus White people gonna be flying five years before we get in the goddamn air. Black people are already scared of heights. Nigger have a whole flying car just drag that bitch on the ground. Right. I would take off on you, poor sad, Nick.

But what if I can sit the height though? But I ain't got no gas, my name. That's what I'm saying? It ain't gonna run on gang, nigger. If I had some nitrogen in E.B. He only said he caught a seat feet. That's the thing. There's gonna be the little shit to make, niggas when I want to get a flying car.

to get a flying car, it's gonna be the insurance prices. You know, Gai Co make you pay for the flight and the motherfucking drive. I just pay for the drive. Fuck flying, I ain't got enough money. Pay for no whole motherfucking other policy to fly this bitch. I ain't ain't gonna lie, I wasn't mind to get me a flying car. Shit, but bitch can't get in.

That means you can't ride. Jump in, whoops, I'm gone. I'm trying. I'm a bitch. What you think gonna make the iPhone old though? The what? iPhone old like you know how the motherfucking edges sketch used to be the iPad nigger people were just as excited to have an edge sketch as you is an iPad so

you know some shit won't come out and make the app make the iPhone old it is gonna be all walk through you don't even see the iPhone changing call them on right though knows who you are if you don't believe me delete a motherfucker at your phone let the motherfuckers call you guess what iPhone say maybe can't stand it still that shit gonna be one day think that's the shit that's gonna make us old when I if we blessed to live long enough to have grandchildren they're gonna be saying shit like yeah I will go see my granddad but he ain't got no teleporter at his house I'm not driving over there everything to see this

nigger if he just get a teleporter I come over there every day but he won't put one he's scared of it I'm telling you that's what I'm saying I feel like it's gonna be like a telephone where you can just walk through I ain't gonna be no more telephone just call a knick go what's up who you out here yeah yeah but then when you go through my phone that I got to call you back. I'm like, stay at my house so I could talk to you. Br-R-R-Dick, you have my crib, stay right down. I ain't say no more.

Nick, why the fuck you keep going home, Nick? I got to call you again. Chico, what's up? Stay in the phone. What's up, my nigga? Listen, don't go in my house. Look, stay there. Then another nigga, try to go through on your call. Hey, my, my nigga,

that's when the call come through. Hey, my man calling me on the other line, nigga. The fucked up part is, nigga. There's gonna be some kids in the future. who'll show us some shit that we could already do. See, how quieted got niggins head to... What the fuck did he just say? The kids are going to be...

They're going to be smarter than us. Granddad, use your mind to come see me. What the fuck are you talking about? Just think real hard and you'll be here. Baby girl, I'm trying what I need to think about. Tell me what to think about, sweetheart. Fun things. You know, old people can't think.

You know, they got all the time. They'll start thinking about some other shit. I'm like, I'm coming. Shit, well, you know, I had some church's chicken the other day. Hell yeah, even, now what I got to think about? This bitch, I'm going to teleporting the church's chicken. Damn, I'm at church's chicken, baby.

I'm sorry. Hold up, bro. Stop this conversation. It's too half for some people. I know. There's some people in the middle just sitting there like, what the fuck? They had too.

That's because we didn't took you to another plate. They're thinking about it. You're trying to think there's an old nigger about some shit to teleport to see your grand, baby. You start thinking about some shit that ain't happen. years. Yeah, baby, you say, think about something. Honey, rack six. God damn. What the hell with that?

All I keep thinking about is we smoking in this Catholic church. That's all I keep thinking. What's you saying? All y'all is going to hell smoking in this Catholic church. Nah, this ain't a Catholic church, this is the Apollo, nigger. He is a Catholic church. Yeah, I'm laughing at your ponontail, nigger. I think I got a Steve cigar ponontail.

I came here and I'm going to tell you to stop. now you know you look like like sugar-free the rapper you have to say sugar-free yeah bitch you better know what the fuck you know what that nigga is he is the king of the foreheads oh give me all the foreheads fuck y'all people in the back back even though you had to fuck with you got enough hand the back to get a ponytail and nobody say shit what my roachie you know what they got out yeah it's part of the blunt Boy, this shit, he's harder to end it for. Man, make sure you drink your water, man.

Fuck what a nigga talking about, I'll never get too much money for this part of the blunt, fuck what a nigga, I would look so hard at this part of the blunt, I'd be looking at the motherfucker, I'm like, yeah, boy, don't throw that away, don't throw that away, let me get that about you. Damn, yes, sir, let me go ahead and walk over here. Because that young nigga's smart,

he knows that that little piece of blunt. Hey, when a nigger smoked, he leaves everybody, yeah, let me go here and smoke this by myself. That little piece of blunt, you get your whole life together. What? You don't think about 24 hours. work for shit and two puffs. You'll get your shit together.

You'll be sitting there and figuring out. Everything they're wrong, just sitting there hitting the rope. There'll be going to call this girl back. You make all the decisions on that roach. Where's the road? Where's the light turn? Go take this fucking button over here, go baby, over there. Stop to give some gag.

I need some four loud, too, for a little. Shit. I hope you're gonna calm me bad about the little work he keeps on made this little play he didn't stop their time to relayed on the weed yeah did you grow I ain't you ain't sell it to me this nigga keeps saying how that weed take you see like he cooked the shit how that weed tastes it's the same yeah I made that in the potato salad you like it hey hey man I'm high they're going to have turn these hot air lights down it be hot

shit y'all see me say that we already got to look that these motherfuckers the hot ones don't do the other lights and fuck our vision up turn these big hot yeah big motherfucker carnival lights off then we are black people and we got black on we attract heat come on my name they had the dream girl's like the light skin girl her eye lashes doesn't melt it off come on i see you up here struggling i smell burning this bitch somebody got a perm in this bitch

Gonna leave with your hair pressed. This is how you know I'm high, nigga. How you know? I just picked up the water. It went like this to the microphone. You know where I'm at with my hat? I'm at that point where I just want to tell everybody, I love you, nigga.

You know, when you get hired, you just start care about motherfuckers. Like you care about everybody and they be, nah, no, no, no. I want some real shit. I fuck with y'all, I'm at the point where I want to motherfuckers. part where I want more fucking shit and fuck up he's man some gangstand women in

his shout out to that lady with that burberry hair scar cock to the left I know she affiliated with something but go hit us it better not be burberry bitch brer's a lot what you say Casey Casey McSy hey I gotta say this man because I've seen a lot of people when I've been out in Denver man salute to all the people that travel from other places to come here to see us man yes I had somebody from Houston I had somebody from DC I was on my flight this morning she was like I'm coming to your show I'm gonna see you I'm gonna wait I just want to see you later so shut out to that man we appreciate that man I love you like most people won't go see shows up the street

but y' motherfuckers will travel across the country to come fuck with us man thank you thank y'all yeah we know y'all this is what we do on our ass about coming today cities too yeah they be like we can but you y'all got to book us we got this the thing like when they be like man break your pussy ass to Denver like we fought with every state like we just looking at the calendar like fuck Denver it's a lot of places what's like Detroit Detroit I just want to know I just want to know how I believe some Dallas niggas gonna try to fight us if we don't go in the next two weeks I know we got to go Oakland we got to go to Oakland wait hold up my head you ain't laughed all night what you do

for a living, you, sir, councilman. Go fuck with him, D.C. He thinks he gonna sit in this bitch and not land. District 13. Who this nigga think he is? This nigga running for district 13. Ain't nobody coming to vote for your stupid ass. Listen. What did you do for a living, Kobe? Ooh, he got on the, hey, D.C., look, he got the pop, pop, pop, pop, sugar pop. Oh, shit.

Sugar pop. He got on a hold up, let me tell you something. He said what you're talking about right here. That nigga got on them. He's a engineer. They're past the genie shoes. That's how y'all going to do the OG? He's an engineer. He didn't want to be here.

He had to come with that lady. Happy birthday, my nigga. She said he don't ever take her no well. With a church jacket. Jeans. With a church jacket. He got on jeans. With a church jacket.

Where that nigga going? Or where the fuck he going? It's his birthday. Yeah. And that's his birthday outfit. Birthday. It's his birthday. And what he got on?

His birthday outfit. He's jeans and a church jacket. I'm gonna kill these niggas. He was like, I'm gonna kill these niggas. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He mean, ha ha. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Church jackets. Cheese, church jacket and jeez, church jacket, and jeez, and church jacket and jeez. I said, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, oh, oh, yeah, hey. Ooh, jean and a church jacket on this birthday, what they got on, DC? Jeans in the church jacket

He flapped it over like this, come on, buddy salute to your birthday outfit, O.J. You know what I mean? Happy birthday to all the Aries in the building. We're the best people in the motherfucker world. Hey, that's how you name with me. Taurus.

start dressing like, fuck that, I'm a Pisces, nigger, we all that. But salute to us, we'd have made it when niggins started dressing like they're coming to see Sprangy, family, amazed when they're coming to see you. Blame me some pebbin, man. Let's all the birthday, people. Birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday. Happy birthday. If your birthday in April put your hands in the air

Hands in the air hands in the air If your birthday in May put your hands in the air Hands in the air If your birthday in June put your hands in the air Hands in the air If your birthday in July put your hands in the air Your birthday tonight Happy birthday

Happy birthday everybody in this motherfucker. Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all just go out to suspend me up there. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man. It's Aries season.

Aries. What do Arian season mean? Man, Aries, the realest, the realest motherfuckers you'll ever meet. No, you're not. If you have a friend that's an Ares, when all your shit fall, it's going to be you and your Aries friend. They're going to be talking shit, but got your back the whole time.

Your Aries friends is the one who come over your new house and be like, it's all right. I'm going to help you get it together, and you take it some kind of way because you don't know what a nigga just said. You must listen to the last part more than the first part. Uh-huh. Your Aries friend is the one fucking who will have a brand new car and be riding in your old shit, which. It's all about the tarversies, though. What's the talk? Your area is the one that come over your house and act like they don't even see.

see your roaches and then you come over my house and you try to point out mine then i'm gonna let joe ad head all those times i ignore it joe roaches bitch and this how you do me in front of other people i yeah yeah erie's the type of nigger who will wait to it like if we roll with you we'll wait that we get close to the house then cut your ass out so when you put us out we are in and walking distance on your bitch ass and guess what even after all that we still fuck with your look ungrateful oh glad you all right and we forgive and we'll fall out with your ass and still be fucking with you that's the part the part like we don't give a fuck but then we get too much of a fuck yeah I should have started doing horoscope just

for us though I don't know about the rest of them folks yeah no it's all about the No, if arrows is the first sign in the zodiac, god of war, fire sign. Pirates, everybody called us me. Earth, pool, we like to eat. Just start saying shit, yeah, we heal me. Torres, full of bullshit. Oh, no, oh no, I don't know. How are you going to be a bull and not be full of bullshit?

Right. We just stop them, but we'll give you the real. We love you. We just give you tough love. We're just going to say you're ugly, but we're going to tell you need to embrace how ugly you really is Hey, Pisces motherfuckers is emotional. They like to love and be in love and love people, but if you have a crossing, it's fucking forever. You get drunk and start crying.

Fuck you forever if you cross them, but if they love you, they love this shit out you. Where you going, baby? Come on, give me a hug. You know who crazy, them Gemini's y'all motherfuckers? Yeah. Y'all motherfuckers, y'all be acting real and just spats out. Man, I love you. shout out to everybody who don't never tell nobody when your birthday is some

people will not tell you they fucking birthday why why you want now bitch tell me okay it's fucking Halloween ladies I got I had to ask this question today right because I'm grown I'm 27 I asked this lady today I said excuse me ma'am how old are you she said who that disrespect I said listen I need to know what is your age Why is that disrespectful to ask your age? Right. That's why Arkellie. He didn't ask nobody age.

He should have, though. Yeah. Ladies, that's a good question. Why is it disrespectful to ask a woman or age? That's the stupidest shit in the world. And then y'all say we liars. Like, that's crazy. Hold up.

Y'all left a word out. What? Is disrespectful to ask an old woman her age? But that's what it is. It's like, it's like why you asking her age? But that's still pressure, Carlos, because you don't know when a woman decided she old than that. So you don't know when you asking them to right time or wrong time.

It's something that you saw her do that made you ask that you because you might have seen to do some young shit or some old shit and it made, how do you? Sometimes it makes sense. When you see a young mother, when you see somebody do some dumb shit, he'd be like, how old do you? 23? Okay, go ahead. Finish.

No, because it's a lesson you need to learn and I'm not going to be the one who fuck you up. Go ahead and do your 23 old shit. You know what I'm saying? But y'all gotta understand in our defense, it's too much shit going on bitch. It's charges and all this shit. Got these young holes looking grown and shit. Look, fuck all that bitch. How old is you tell me now?

Because the judge ain't gonna listen to this shit. That's right. Good point. You know what sex is hell. What? Some consent. Real talk. Boy, ain't none sexier than some goddamn consent.

Ladies, y'all got to be more vocal. You had a nigga know what he'd made it to phase two. Grab a titty. Which point? Both teeth are one. I need to know. Because I thought we're going to get excited for them. Both tinies and I ain't had two-titty privilege yet.

Tell me what I'm doing now. Because I don't want, I don't want to be prepared to suck a titan. I'm only can touch it. Tell me something. Need me feedback. We got to come out with some ways to help niggas with that. We got to release something that ladies like like a candle called consent. And when it's time when she wants to give you some pussy, she'd go like that motherfucker.

Be like, yes. Now, see, I don't want nobody to hear this shit and try to flip it on the weird shit. Look, I'm saying we want all kind of goddamn consent. I got the easiest consent. Get me all the goddamn consent. I got the easy consent. You just send a bitch a test mask. Look, you gonna put that push on me?

She say yes, you screenshot it. Cacao, got it. But still, you get this. Still, you gotta, it's damn that you gotta do more than that because the motherfucker gonna be like, yeah, I was giving them some pussy at that point, but then I changed my mind. Come on.

I'm grown. The game is fucked up. It's fucked up. Like, ladies, I'm gonna tell y'all. I'm from the hood. I like argument, fucks. You do? Like, you know, like you argue and then you have to make up fuck.

Oh, yeah, that's always a good way. Because you're really, you're just like the fuck angering, old-ass, angry, angry, and Nick. Yeah. That's all that shit you were saying early, bitch. Yeah. That's my era. I came from the cash money, no limit era.

Women who don't really like R&B except for like Jagger Eads or Josephs and shit. Like, you have a beat with a hood bitch and she'd be like, uh, could you turn this slow-ass shit off? Like, like, what you want to hear? Salucci. Salucci. And then there's 37 luches.

You got to find which one she liked. But that's the thing, the music nowadays, got R&B, the rappers is the R&B singers now. These niggins are singing R&B. Back in the day, you had the real R&B. It was a separate genre of music. That's how you, you know, you pick her up, listening to the mall. Like you say, some jagged edge, walk right out of heaven. Yeah, all that shit.

All that old school R&B that you get to sound good listening to. I'm different. I get horned listening off some regular shit, real-life shit. Like what? Like the accuracy event on. Yeah, you're a real hood, nigga, like to fuck to the box fan in the window. And I don't know what we're going around. Foo.

Foo. Foo. Fug to the tall and running. You were like, ooh. Bigger, fuck to the tall and running. Yeah, you hit that tall and running. We can't fix this shit, but I'm gonna fix this pussy, though. But that's why I miss R&B, man.

I was R&B. That's why I went tripping when they said, don't foe, oh, we got so much good shit. We got to go back to get. Right. So much good R&B, yeah. I love fucking the R&B. It'd be real shit. Like, you'd probably yourself doing shit. R&B so strong that you can do something.

That's what I'm saying. You could do something and everybody in here and know what it's from without you even having to sing the song, like, for example. I don't know what the fuck is you to do. Tell me what you need. I thought someone, I thought your ass is injured. I ain't know what the fuck.

That's the movie you ain't ever seen. You know how to do it, D.C. That's how the nigg. The fat nigga was the most impressive one. That nigga was on that shit. Drew Hill was on some shit. But that. Drew Hill or Joseph?

They got tired of singing and it just made one song he came flat out start hating. I should be your boyfriend. That's a hating that song. I fought with Drew Hill. That's the thing. You can start all. You get this real debates in the R&B genre.

Like, Judasie or Drew Hill? Drew Hill. True Hill. No, it's got to be Joseph. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. You got lanes. You talk about listen to or performance wise Jodison.

Bro. Because even on the Jodice album, you could be listening to the Jodice fucking CD. Oh, fuck him up, fly. Oh! You're crazy. That thing is coming out with the red hair. It's different, you know what I'm saying?

And vanish and come back with some silver hair. You're like, this nigger is a superhero. It's different levels of that argument, because Jodicy influenced Drew Hill. But Cisco had the greatest solo career out of everybody in both groups. Even Casey and Jojo didn't have a strong enough solo career. This is how good Joseph was, nigga. They wrote a song about a woman pussy being so good that it was like drugs.

And the song was called Fiening. And the nigger came on smoking a blunt. This was probably the first nigga to smoke of blood. That nigga came in and said, Oh, the prud and get the world put fucking chew. Now, Josie just had that gas to arm. Just the R&B. It's been nine since you've been gone.

Exactly. And that's too long, so come back home. What he say? Can't live without you. So I cry, oh you. Nigger. Damn, man. Did y'all see that nigga perform at that DJ Callet shit?

When he crying that lady win? Oh, yeah. KC and them, Dave boy, that boy, KC. I'm gonna tell y'all the exact moment when Jodice became the greatest fucking group. When that nigga came on the beginning of the song and said, So you're having my baby. And it means so much to me. Nick, he didn't introduce her to nobody.

She's pregnant. She already prank off top. There's some real hood, niggas shit. He didn't even bring her around until she got pregnant. I'm gonna tell you an R&B group the niggins sleep on in my opinion Silk them niggins was the shit Hey Stilt was I ain't taking you for so long and I feel

Girl you should let me know what the deal Yeah, I've taken out your fight and you want to let me slide And you want to let me know keep it real I want I want I want you You. You. So stop front like you don't when you do. So if you're feeling naughty, and you're really bided,

and you're going to shout-in-knit. My love will make you shout-y, shout-y. If you feel it like loving me. That's it hard. If you feel it like kissing me. What? Hey, that one, that song said, Listen, now, that nigga had the finest falsetto ever on the song.

Nigger, that nigga said your name on the song. He said, if anybody want to come home with John John John tonight, if anybody want to come home with John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John tonight. Chico, you are Bobby Womack rear card native. I love Bobby Womack. That nigga made one of the greatest songs. I am Bobby Womack. Junior. That they made one of the greatest songs ever.

I am Bobby Womack the Four. Came on blue, dung dung dung dint Didn't Talk your shit. This nigga could have been a DJ, I'm telling you, this niggins. He was talking shit. My lady's always talking about me not being at home. But when I'm there, I'm broke.

She always tell me about the things that her girlfriend's got and that she ain't got, and she want me to go out and get them for her. But, baby, I can't be in two places at one time. If you think you're lonely now What do you say? What he say? Wait until tonight, girl. You're going to be like yourself, bitch.

You're going to be long. And you never find anybody else to treat you right. That nigga say, when the skeletons come out of the closet and chase you all around the room and the memory sail out like a ghost and that Dance around in the sad slow tune. Ah, if you think you're lonely now, I'm like, nigger. He is leaving that bitch.

She is out of here. No, he ain't, he ain't never leaving, huh? He's retired, man. He ain't never leaving. Well, I love by the Woback, bro. I am by the Wemke to 4, I'm telling you. Why you say that, flat? Well, boy, I'm dangerous.

You are. Oh, I'm dangerous. He's not dangerous. Oh, I'm a sniper, boy. Oh, let me tell you something. Ah, this is just, boy. Did you call the bitches? Long than it ain't your wife or your baby mama?

Fuck. Trenclin, I'll pick her ass up later. That might not have been the best reference, but I get what you meant. Fuck, boy, you don't want them tranquil lilies, boy. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I, dog, like, R&B, B, me. They know what the fuck I mean.

Shoot my shot, pick the bitch up there. Say that. They ain't gonna do that. Say that. We could do that all day. Don't give a fool. They get a fitter. I said what the fuck I see.

That's the thing. When we had, niggas had songs in the 90s with R&B loads that spoke to our calls, my nigga. Like what? Like, motherfucking, when your bitch, they act like in the 90s, they express how bitches ain't shit too.

That's how they made song. These one of me got to stop acting like we don't have feelings. I don't give a fuck what the city girls said. Niggas have villains too. We got feelings. Y'all be doing. I'll be doing shit that hurt, I feel it. It's not the shit that y'all think.

It's like when you call a nigger and say, I'm on my way, don't go to sleep. And you don't come, a nigga be sad. Hey, a nigga be sad than a motherfucker. Talk your shit, we be up. I'm talking about a nigger do the quick cleanup. Then he looked at the time, and then he do the, like, for real cleanup.

Nick, might wash dishes and forget he got a whole dishwasher. Right. Around that motherfucker, in the living, playing basketball with no balls. That be up, man. That shit hurt a nigger feeling. Three o'clock in a long. Let me tell you how you know, how you know,

When you tell a nigga, you're coming and you don't come and he hid you with this message I was trying to make sure your stupid ass was alright, but I get it. You won't say bullshit. That's the thing as a nigga. You ain't heard enough. You ain't heard enough. A real nigga take back. For real.

You got a... I'm a real nigga bitch. Don't be playing with me like... That's the one that come at 5.14 a.m. Some niggas be sarcastic. See, you forgot about me, huh? Like, dang. That shit ain't hurt.

That shit. a nigga, body posture too, because we'd be in the bed like this. Man, I'm really up. Like, I'm up. You be trying to wait people up. What you doing? I'm asleep. I'm sorry, hey, me, the wicked thing.

You see how they laughing, that shit, evil. Stop doing their shit, ladies. And the crazy part about it, y'all arrived past the house. Be like, man, you know what? I'm going to go home. Don't do that, bitch. You go to poor them, bitch. Ladies, y' y'all get wicked with y'all bullshit.

Y'all legendary with it. They got the cool shit, man. It hurt your feelings, because y'all, y'all understand that men, you don't understand men ego, so you'll know where a nigga ego's supposed to be at, build this shit up to here. As soon as he do something your own like, you're going to let him know where he's supposed to be at. I ain't a little dick-a-ass, nigga, like, bitch, what? It was in your stomach.

Like, no, what? That niggins are dead to Michael Jackson over there. You know what, nigga just turned to a Michael Jackson. You're about to turn it to a Power Ranger, nigga, what you are going to go sit down? I get it. The pill to kick the in. You got it. What happened?

What happened? Got them white man raised. His feelings then got hurt. Just relax. All right, bro. We're gonna put you on YouTube, my boy. Ah, my nigger. It's baby drunker act like.

No, look, hey, brother, he, he, he, look. Man, I don't get what I know. But you know what I'm saying? You're not. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You need an escort. My nigga, you're on the pill.

I'm on the pill too, fuck. Yeah. getting escorted out by the real right one of Colorado y'all ain't listen i'm telling y'all he wanted them kind of special like if somebody touch him he'll go gorilla punch the fuck out okay mr. officer don't don't the rest of you feel good i'm telling me that that nigga hit hard let's know that all power that's what it's going to sound like i don't want him to be the next nigga that they mistake the pistol for you know what i'm saying right right i dig it he all right just put him in the car he'll go to sleep help him get my nigger round of applause

on his way out. Give him a round of applause on this, but thank you for coming, bro. They're going to go to see me and come and says, ah, eh. He's about they're going to sit in this car to jail. Yeah! They're going to sit in the jail. He's going to be singing all night. Mickey Mouse, Lachdra.

Mickey Mouse. He going to be up all night, and the gangsters going to be like, put that nigga over here, Shaw. You don't tell you, yeah. You want to be up. go to jail with a nigga who like action. You don't want to fuck with the nigga who just be saying random shit in the middle of the night.

The fire trucks be zooming by. Shit, I fucking around. Starts to be rapping with his ass. The put his up in gym and bye. Don't fuck around a big guy's hot-ass track. I'm crazy, bro. One thing about crazy people, you just got to be crazy with them. They can teach you some things, bro.

Say that again, bro. One thing by crazy people, got to be crazy with them, Bro, shit be fun, man, he act crazy, he will. He'll realize there's another nigga, just like him, that'll calm him down. Yeah, yeah, he's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, bro. Hey, what do, fly? What do he do? Think about it. When they get crazy, they, go, go. He's like, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's all is the noise. They say shit. That's the most genius shit. That's the most genius shit that I never heard. I'm telling you, anytime you feel frustrated,

you got to do whatever, you got to do it right back. I'm telling me. One time, nigga, try to rob me, I robbed him. He was like, get up. I'm like, get up. He was like, I, shit, nigger. Did y'all both have the finger guns? Yeah, I ain't had shit, I had this.

I just put it on his chest. He's like, oh, shit, I was expecting that. That's. Telly got to fight crazy with crazy, man. That shit'll come to fuck now. Fight crazy. We're crazy. Man, what, man, Teddy?

Coming from the hood, nigga, I'd have seen everything, man. Listen, you got to fight the shit with the shit. That's why it will come down. They'll realize that somebody else is just like you. I'm gonna come down. Yeah, it used to be a booth right there. That bitch fell in 82.

He started drawing, but he realized it was too high and said, fuck that. She gonna be by herself. This shit so old. Just I love. Somebody's open that motherfucker, we're here. Like, oh, shit. Shout out to everybody in the top. Who then took their shoes off?

You're chilling at the beard. It ain't need no bathroom up there. Y'all got to come downstairs. Ah! You got to pee. You got to go downstairs. Fuck that shit, all right. Much love to all the ladies in here with their side,

nigger. Don't clap. Say moo y' eyebrow, muya bribe. Don't clap, stupid. She's happy to be in here with him. Yes, and his man. No. Like, hold up, I want to know, like, ladies, is it, is it sometimes, is it hard for y'all to find dick sometimes?

Like, do y'all be going to your phone, like, man, this niggum playing again. Hey, man, every, women got niggas lined up like they didn't line at the cafeteria to fuck. It don't be like, I'll tell you, and y'all have some dry night, too, y'all got some bright night. Women playing their next three fucks out. They, they plan three fucks ahead. You just waiting for your company. They already got them. The next three people, they're gonna fuck

is already in bootcamps. The nigga who in first place than I already took out to eat, they'd be going out art museums, paint and sip. He's a great nigga. He's a great nigga. There's some niggins in here tonight that's finishing boot camp. We're bringing them to the 85 South show. Boot camp is over at the

night. She's looking like, yep. Time for you to get your badge, cadet. Yeah, the nigga finally came through. He'd been lying all year. Hey, when they come, I'm telling you, we're going, boo. He doesn't surprise, he doesn't surprise the with the ticket, man, get with. You wise, wild or not, don't you? Don't you, don't you?

Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. You ain't do that shit. You know I love you, babe. Now she got you on Snapchat with the filter with the dog face. Come on, let's do it. Put the pictures in the snap. Put the tickets in the snout. He's trying to be a good step-down.

We come and be it. My nigga got me ticket. Look it up. Niggas like me I never know that type of feeling because I'm the side nigga but if you go in her snap when she'd be on the passenger side

singing them rap songs and shit my elbow in a couple of them kids. And the shit cold because it looked like a nigga be working out like the t-shirt he had just under the little muscle part you still wear a muscle t-shirt? Yeah it was just a regular

fruit of old man t-shirt. Hell no one. They don't have problems find no dick. They have problems finding the dick they want, but they don't have problems find the dick. Yes, y'all bitches do. I just talked them up with that one. I didn't have curbed some bishops before.

They're like, oh, wait a minute, this make them know something. Y'all be begging, too. Don't do that. But that's the thing. Women, y'all are selective with how you pick your niggas. Because there's plenty of niggas that want you, but the nigger you want is the nigger you want. Yeah.

So you're going to give the energy to the nigger you want. So all the other niggins is giving you the niggins. And you just taking his little piece from here. Oh, this nigga can cook. Or this nigga got muscle. Right. This nigga got a car with leather seats. This nigga know how to play basketball and let my son dunk with him.

You know what I mean? But that nigga you want, hey, I can't believe y'all clapping for these shit. Look at him, look out of. The nigga that you want, the nigga that you want is the nigga you giving all the half a two. So that's how you're going to do with me. Damn, you can't call the bitch and all that. So okay.

So okay. So stop being suckers, fellas. fellas telling you ladies y'all game way better than any nigger game ever can be y'all so smooth with the game be suckers i love women i don't give a fuck come here be let me get your yeah and that's shout out to all the real things who know how to bow out gracefully you you know how you speak on the graceful bow wow like bro you meet a bitch when you meet her you be running full speed and then you start she start throwing hurdles and shit like man ain't about to jump on hurdles What the fuck with you?

Ah, my leg. Ooh, shit. Oh, go ahead. Go on without me. But that's the thing about women, why you gracefully bow out and nigger pass you. Excuse me. Because they got niggas, everyone got a nigger right behind you. Oh, my man fell out.

I'm closer to the goal. Right. That's what you learn when you get to be 36. You let them, go ahead, my name, go ahead. See, one thing, I go out. Five. It's like back in the day of African. That niggas still run.

Guess what, that n'n't be running forever. And look at us, we don't start running to tell us. He ain't gonna get the pussy. Ah, my leg. Ah, shit. Look, Loth. The bitch that made the nigger overlap. Look, watch the nigger.

We still here. Look. I bleed that nigga dead. He died trying. He died trying. He died trying. Lay's y'all be running niggins too regularly man. Nah, he, he's still in there.

He took another route. That route didn't work. Look at that cougars. Yeah, I'm a bitch. So that did get outside. Somebody gonna try to holly that girl. Look her, sit down. Yeah, we see that flower dress. Shit, so what's all weird.

That's the auntie, right? They work in CVS right there. I love you back. Thank you. You don't love me? Ooh, with the tone, for real. For real. You don't love me? Oh, well, fuck you do that. See, that's exactly what I'm telling you, bro.

See what I... Hey, hey, hey. This nigga made it all the way to the end. And still ain't got no pussy. Still ain't gonna get no pussy. All around the goddamn world. This add word. You slip, guess what?

Disqualified. Yep, she don't like you no more. You got mad. As soon as you slipped, some lady in the back was like, see, that's that bullshit. Nick, can't even run straight. run straight. He gonna fuck my life up. She don't like your legs. Nope. Oh no. That's my holes is winning. A nigger, yes. This nigger always checking on the week. Who is this

thing? I might as well agree. Is this thing like the surgeon general or Colorado? That weed is decent, ain't it? Shit delicious. This niggas sound like an undercover. Hey, hey, how's the weeds? It came from her? Midlady standing up like she got a testimony. Oh, this the weed that came from you? The one that's in the package? No, there ain't you lie there. She didn't come in a package. She came in the jar, lie, motherfucker.

Oh. I guess if this, you're weed. Shout out to that. It's great. What's your name, bro? Is what? Who, what you? He said, he said, oh, God damn, bro.

That nigga just got mad as a month. He said, bro, bitch, sit down. Me. That's why relationships don't work. You can't have a nigga who trying to be the coldest motherfucker in the relationship. Y'all got the sheriff. We're being selfish, nigga. That nigga got mad as fucking.

He said, bro. Bitch me. No, that nigga got on Shane. I put it in the bag. I still seen that nigga eyes. He said, bitch, he said, bro. Sit out. Said, bro.

My name is bro. You is a gu. She's standing like. What's she doing? I like this shit. See the weed. and everybody had, this nigga, he choked early, he was having fuck. No, this shit lit, though.

Hey, stop letting out the fake smoke. It's confusing me with the real smoke. We got our own smoke, bro. We don't want no extra. Yeah, yeah, that hookah smoke. I can't stand that pussy smoke. We don't know it. We don't skit, bro.

On film, we're gonna look as shit. Turn that shit off. We do darn skin people. He keep letting the fake smoke out. The camera, HD, we're gonna look like we can actually need hotel lotion and shit. Don't look like we're in a broke-hawned house. Exactly.

Fucking crossroads video I understand everybody Do we have any single ladies here tonight? Okay, real Any single ladies that ain't gonna make niggas run around like I just did Yeah I wanna fuck a nigga in order Those numbers fell out to like 24 women

You see how they stop there like oh wait a minute no I'm single but you gonna take a job No fuck that you go run for this for this pussy, baby. I ain't running for shit. You better get in this car or... I don't see how you Denver niggas can run in this altitude. I'm tired of the motherfucker.

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She said, I got some pussy for you. Now, I got pussy. My bitch fine as hell. You know what? I got a girl. I got a girl. Don't nobody except no open that transaction like that. I got to say that.

Because every man in hell no, don't nobody just give away no pussy. That's a pyramid scheme or something. Oh, need no pussy. I got a girl. And nobody just getting away pussy. Now you're the sign up. These women out here truck and they robbing people, so.

We got to be more diligent out here, fella. You don't fuck around to sign up for us. Can't just be accepting street pussy. A times share. This is the perfect time to get you a girlfriend right now. I don't know what it is. Everybody cut up, got him a girlfriend. It's safe.

Got some Gucci at the crib. You ain't got my own rules. If I didn't ask for no pussy, don't just to get me done. Ain't they right, birthday boy, Coochie and at the crib. Look, he's like, yeah. So anytime. You're going to fuck with the white shoes on. I know it.

I got the shoes on. I feel like, I feel like set should be done. It don't matter what type of emotion, because that helps the relationship. If I'm mad or happy, give me some pussy. Look, bitch, I'm mad, give me some pussy. He fixed every third, okay. She loved it, she loved it.

What you say? I just like when the pussy is an option. Explain. Like some possible pussy? Like some possible pussy? Possible. Yeah, yeah. I'm just like going in the situations

where I know the pussy is all ready. possibility. I don't just be taking shots in the dark hoping for shit to happen. You got to leave me to believe it's a pussy over there. Not just about to be interested in you by myself. You got to do something that made me interested too. How does she lead you into believing that? What are some of the things, what are some of the clues that you can give ladies to lead you in to you and believe in you? Like when you start seeing that random places and she come up to you and be like, you don't fuck with me. What's up? Like, you don't fuck with you. Are you been at the number? Like, you know, don't hear the bitch and then that's when you can start asking all the questions

as a nigger that you need to know so you're telling me you want me to hit you so what you talk about I ain't over see there this still the number okay and then if you know hit if you don't hear it in the time that she's allotted like then the text you got to say a lot of nigg that means you lost me then I'm period of time. A lot of it. This guy asking refloves with the fuck? Allotic.

Yeah, the allotic time period. That means from the time she told you to hit her and you didn't hit her, you fought again. Now the shit that went to pitchers. It's not a whole titty yet, but it's a bullshit at the braw with the head cut off. But if you've seen that picture, you would realize that that picture from 2017. To be honest, man, we just bitches, man. For these, that's it. When it caught down to it, we can play hard all day.

This bitch got to Jake Pete, man. Yeah. Because this is what people don't ever say. Everybody like to say this phrase. Come, man. Don't tell that how you keep you warm and happy, man. Fuck that shit, man, just, man. Look, this, what you want, what you want, what you need?

Damn, look, I'm tired. Look, what you want, what you need? Guess what you're going to say? Why you got to say it like that? Or hit you with this shit. You know what? Nothing. I don't need nothing. I bet you've been saying you needed something all day. needed something all day. Now you don't need nothing. No, because you just, you just, you don't

understand. Like, I'm trying to. So tell me what the fuck is wrong with you. Real niggas just lead a house. Real nigga just lead a house and realize this is his house. Like, man, I ain't got to go nowhere. What fuck around this bitch? They're walking around the whole house. Like, man, this bitch that made me walk around my whole house. Man, that shit funny is there. When a nigga be man, he manned and everything. But he's so powerful. Just know that even when a nigga walk off, that nigga argued with some most shit.

Nigger be mad at the world where they get mad at the girl. Man, pussy and trees in the yard. Fuck-ass stil. What type of nigger be a three stupid-ass stilt? One, two, three, stupid. I don't know why we live in this goofy and how, man. That's stupid. Bro, you, that's how you know a nigger, man. When you go argue with your son,

And man, these bids talking about goddamn stupid-ass shit. You feel it. Ooh. Because they're angry with their arguments, man. They had talked shit to you the whole time and just piss you to fuck off. And as soon as you, what the fuck? Calm down. Won't you calm?

Be calm. No, but I wasn't yelling at you. I wasn't yelling at you so you don't have to yell at me. You like, bitch, I was trying to. Huh. But ladies, y'all got to help us too. Ooh, this one, they fuck us all way up, Chico. Now the argument ain't even about.

about what y'all was arguing about guess what the argument about what happened your anger your anger you be yeah I just don't understand why we can't communicate this is a real nigger show we're gonna talk about the shit that's bothering us no let's talk that we got to talk that real shit now because I'm gonna tell y'all ladies y'all gotta help us too y'all can't be crazy with a crazy ass knickle if y'all know this nigga don't kill four and five niggles all that oh boy little boy stupid that bitch you're gonna be the six nigga he killed come by you You hit me, bitch, yes. I don't kill four-five niggles, bitch.

Ladies, bring that if y'all, y'all how to bring it out a nigga with that argument, boy. Hey, fellas, you ever been right and end up wrong even though you was right? Ain't that shit crazy? She's wrong as a motherfucker. Then she hit you with it. Okay, wait, I'm not perfect, okay?

You ain't perfect either. People made mistakes. You're yelling at me, and you heard me. You're like, babe, look, let's calm down. I was just saying, you ain't had to try to run me over with the car like that. I'm saying. I'd be laughing.

Don't cry in front of me. Don't be, I'm just, I'm like, baby. I'm a DJ to stop cry. Shout out to all my niggies out there who got it for real crazy girl, bro. That should be sex on a load, though. No, nigger. Look, my partner came over my house, nigger. We're just chilling at the crew about two hours blowing good blunts on the motherfucking 2K.

That's how they get their life together. Right. Black men have a whole business playing playing 2K. in that bit about three hours, bro. Like, shit, bro. I'm about to go on, and get some on the evening. Like, she's cool, bro.

Be careful when you go out there with my girl in the car. I was like, she been out there the whole time. Damn. I don't know if she don't like you or she don't fuck with me. That bitch's been in the car

for three hours. Like, right, in the window down. And the niggins said, be careful. Nick, I look outside my house. This big got her foot out of the window. Man, do you know what they're having to be talking about on the way over there?

She'll be a bitch that just seen the car. It's been crazy. Like, what's your girl, man? This bitch is in the guy. Brother, I can't make it. She don't want to come in? I asked, this bitch crazy. Now, go in there play a little game.

I'll be out here. She damn show sitting out there for three hours, but I don't know what the fuck that was about. Hey, man, you're testing. You hungry? Nope, man. This bitch is stupid, man. Gotta make her come in.

Come in. You're tripping. She didn't want to come in. Crazy business is sexy so tight, bro. Real time. Ever, ever crazy nigga need somebody crazy to balance it out. That's why I say. You gotta have somebody that's crazy, bro.

That's because God is funny. Real time? God put some of the best puts on the craziest people. That shit is sexy. Like that shit ain't never going to turn you on, no fellas, bro. When you do some shit, like your girl ain't gonna let you have a land word. But like, shut on, she hit you. You're like, huh.

That'd be crazy than a motherfucker. I like that. That bitch just fucking. See, nah, they y'all are the couple that you get scared when you see y'all in a domestic dispute. Y'all pulling pistols out and everything on the top. Buss it then, bitch. You're like, oh my God, they're going to kill each other. I just needed a ride to work.

I ain't never calling this nigga for a ride again. You need a divorce. This girl got two pistols. Hey, we full driving, bitch, bust you won't bust yours, bitch. Like, pooh. Fuck that crazy shit. I can't deal with it no more. I don't like the fact that we both got to go to jail.

Lady, beat the shit out you, you go to jail too. But you got to let your girl know how much that shit ain't gonna go for. Tommy Hur's, like, sir, put your hands behind your back. She won, officer. See, I like with me and my girl wrestle, but sometimes you gotta let her know that I'm the man. You feel what I'm saying?

Like, I like that shit when she feels like she wooed my hand. We've harassed and she'd be throwing me. This nigga, this nigga's fly the joker. This niggas, I like it when she'd be dead. That she's insane, bro. I like, I like with a bitch say son of me. I'm like, shut the fuck her. She's like, you shut the fuck up.

I'm like, ha. Hey, since this is the realest podcast out, let's keep it all way real, Nick. You ever be razzling with your girl? Like y'all just playing this shit and then she fuck around and gets you and you can't get out for real. Yeah. But you can't let her. This got you in the cross face chicken out.

Bitch get you all my throat. That you're gonna choke me for real. No, that way you got to do that. You play too motherfucking much. Don't never put your motherfucking, no, because you had your elbow with my fucking throat. You can fucking hurt me. For real. That's what you got to do that famous foolback.

You're gonna put the damn elbow in my motherfucking throat. In my fucking throat. You put the elbow in my motherfucking throw the shit. Uh-uh. So you don't know how to wrestle. Uh-uh. That way you gotta do that famous. Uh-uh.

Lean back. She got you. You got the black, bitch, I don't stop playing me. Damn. WWF in the career. She's talking about you play too much. I'm like, yeah, bitch, you almost killed me for real. But we're some of these ladies wrong than the motherfucker, man.

We don't condone no type of violence. It's plain. It's playing. Because you know how to end and then chop up a clip and then everybody aren't in the comments. We ain't talking about no violence. We're talking about Project women who had brothers and they like to beat niggas up just to see what she had with. But they know what the type of shit. They're like the ladies that we like.

There's the beauty about the 85 South Show, though, man. These people in here know what this is, man. They ain't going to let nobody. Like, man, we was loving. You ever been living in a project? You know what's happening? This podcast is what niggas who ever seen their girl get in the fight and you was over there just hype. Like, be like, be like that bitch, ugh, but ain't no nigger trouble, need.

Until you see four niggins, you be like, hey, man, let get up out of the street. The police down the street, the police is down the street. Dude, you're about to get that beat on, back out. He said, let me, man, get up out of your buddy. I love you, but I don't like you like that, bitch, let go. Just the black people code. Come on, the police down the street. Come on, hey, quit fighting.

The police is down the street. Well, I remember one time, my girl got to hit one time. one time, I said, bitch, you better be her ad, y'all talking about Swain fur. I told her, don't let her do now. When we get out of the car, swing, bitch. All right, this is the question right here. Ladies, if your nigga get beat up,

are you leaving? It depends on how he lost. Like, if it were like, it will, will, will, he got like, ah, you're like, oh, shit. And then you got to look at your baby like, damn, my baby can hit that flow. God, damn. The girl right here said, no, fuck that, go again.

You gotta fight that nigga again. But that's some dainty shit. That is some-noges you to fuck out. That didn't say, go again. Go again. That's y'all mow fell in love with you. She said, go again. She's like, wake up.

You about to go again. Ain't no way. Like, oh, baby, I ain't going again. She's like, fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that. You gone again. And a nigga that knocked you outstanding waiting on you. I can't go again.

Babe, then that was this one gonna'nick, fuck. Hey, bro. But if she believed in you that much, that a, that a motivated nigga to come back. Come on, you, okay. Okay, nice, one in one. Tiberacle, tie brink. She's talking about going to game.

Get you in the game. She gives you all the game. You need to beat this nigga. Watch is right. Watch is right. That's the pressure, you want to fell. You know what I mean? You can't get knocked in front of your girl, man. She's jumping in.

But don't. Don't do that. But you need to watch, though. You just can't jump in. Don't jump in. Don't jump in. Don't jump in. Don't jump in.

We both can't be on the ground looking at each other. Like, bitch, why the head you ain't getting the cops? All right, so I, look, let me ask the minorities. White ladies, if your man get beat up, you're leaving. Oh, wait. Sit down, man. You're going to tell. You're going to tell on the nigger.

You just stood up. Boop, boop, bo, bo, bo. Nope. The funny part is, it ain't going to be a real good. It's just going to be her doing it. that? Oh, apparently that. Did you shot an air gun when the niggas whoop my ass?

You did air pistols, bitch. I tried to get my head drug and you did alpistas. I tried to scare them, babe. I tried to scare them. I thought they was gonna think it was real. The nigga that took you to the hospital. She still at that talking shit on your behalf. And so what?

When my nigga get out here, be right back out here. Who for you? He got health insurance too, nigga. He got, and he got health insurance. They gonna be out the day, nigga. Hey, man. That's real gangster shit, though. That's the thing, fellas.

You gotta be in front. You from right here? She's talking about he going again. They don't never lose that eye of the tiger. You guys. She said, going again. That is the most game. Do you know that?

Listen, do you know you got to go home with a W, bitch? And she'd go again. Like, he just knocked me out, no. No. Exactly. They want to see that nigga again the same day. Give me some time to recuperate. Charge my battery back up.

The nigga knocked my battery from 90 to zero. Nigger one punch. Oh, whatever. You fight them. You fight. For real. There's so much bullshit going on in the world, man. Take care of each other.

Real talk. Love. Love. We got to love each other. It ain't hard being a good person. I swear. It's easy to be in a fuck, nigger. It ain't hard to be a good person.

It's really easy to be a fucking, man. Fuck that shit, man, let that shit go, man. Be a good nigga to them, motherfucker, man. You feel me, if it, if it's, you got kids, you got shit to live for, man, like that other poor shit. Go, man, you feel me. Long never put their hands on you, go home, man. Go on home, man.

But if he touch you, go again, nigga. Go again. If you touch you, go again. But then, we definitely got to spread more love, man, especially. Yeah, I like the fact that, I mean, you know, if anything positive can come out of the tragic situation that happened last week, man, is that black people are uniting. R.P.

Man, R.P. Nipson, man. Oh, Dave, man. Like, that's the thing. Like, you know, I went over to the memorial, man. And I got to really put my feet on the ground and really touch the community and the people. And people, man, they just won love. Man, when people saw me and I took pictures

and everything and put smiles on their faces. And that's what that man was about. He was about putting smiles on the faces to the people in this community. And to lose us, to lose it, giant like that in the way that we did it's like it's not just we just happen to have a star light on nipsey to know who we was but how many of us in here have suffered that in our families and friends and and this is happening to people every single place you go where it's a concentration of black people man we go out the same way we killing each other so it's like if we just stopped

that and just see what happened just like nigger you know how you give shit up for lint just give up killing niggas for lint nick and just see what happened just see what happened just see what But that's the thing about us as a people, we got to understand because it's tough out here because you have people who had a mindset to want to love you, but you got niggas who don't love themselves so they can never love you. So that's what niggas need to learn how to do if you ask me. Learn and love who you are, man. Fuck what people think. Because if you hate yourself, you're going to hate the shit out of a nigga that love itself. I guarantee it. Right. Right.

And you just got to give off love, man. Some people don't even know how to react to love. Even like you say, a nigger might really deep down like, like you just got to give up. deep down like don't like you but you still show him love he like and he seemed like the stuff can't really get to you because that does stop me because you show him so much love that the energy he's like damn i want to hate the niggas so much but i can't get to him you feel me like no nigger it's too much love i'm covered in the blood of jesus you can't touch this you did like you just got to spread it man like i come straight from the hood i got stabbed up four times been laid up in the hospital breathing tube the shit I got that shit feel you

But longer we can just love each other. We gotta have structure, yeah, I'm from the streets. I'm gonna'all how shit get down. This structure. Take them niggins around the back and let them fight. Take them to the back. 15 seconds, boo-foo-bo-foo, get y'all last up, go and play. Bet you won't be mad no more.

Bet you won't be mad no more. You feel the motherfucking pitchers from them punches, niggas, that's what niggas are scared of. But that's, that goes deep into, you know, we all got a responsibility, man. My father got killed when I was two years old. All my uncles and people that I grew up in my neighborhood was my male influences.

and these niggas was in the streets. So it's like, I thought that things was normal that's not supposed to be normal. But the reality is we got enough shit to worry about, man, killing each other is some shit. We should just let go. Nick, I'm allergic to peanuts. I got to worry about a snickerball killing me.

I don't want to have to worry about you too, nigger. I already got enough shit to worry about a nigga, nigger, throw a Risi cup at me. I might be out of here. Now I got to worry about you shooting me because you, man, I'm doing what I'm supposed to do in my life, nigger, fuck.

Bro. You did that serious, too. I think about shit like that because I don't lost so many family members to the streets man Uncle Reggie got killed 2002 got shot in broad daylight Georgia Avenue in Washington DC one of the busiest streets broad daylight hit him one time in the head left them out there you understand so I know what it feels like to feel that pain that we all feeling with nipsy and that's why I didn't like the fact that that happened like that because it put me back in a place where that shit is for me I know what it feels like you want to do something but when you want to do something man the best thing to do is to try to prevent that from happening to somebody else that look just like you.

That's the best thing you can do. Take it from somebody who know what it feel like to lose your loved ones and just see somebody and be like, I'm a holler at you, bro. And then the next fall you get, this person is gone forever. And white people, you got a responsibility too. Go talk to the police. When you see it fucking with,

hey, bro, what's going on, bro? Like, talk to them folks. We need you, man. We need y'all too, man. Right. And we know all white people ain't racist. You know what I'm saying? Like, niggas ain't walk around thinking all y'all crazy to the motherfucker.

But if you're not one of the crazy ones, if you not one of the crazy ones in regards to our culture and how we live, then, you know, help us out. Because, you know what I mean? We ain't fucking with y'all. We tell me. We ain't fucking abusing us. So y'all used to buy all my crack.

They're going to wake up one morning. We're going to all be gone. They used to buy all my crack. Where that young nigga had? I'm like, yep, he can call me a nigga. Come up. Let me get it. Telling you, hey, they're going to wake up one morning.

We're going to all be going to find out. It's 40. That's what he about to buy. We're gonna find the right flight on spirit and we're gonna all get the fuck out of here. We ain't gonna tell her what we're going. We're just leaving. I'm gonna tell ya.

It's the love, the weed, and money. That's it, that's all. I'm telling how that shit gonna make it flow. Ladies, don't get that puss up to no niggum. We ain't making no money, bitch. Woo! That's right. And I ain't talking about no baller.

Because listen, if a nigger got a job, you is somebody, motherfucker. Fuck that. Because you remember how I feel when you ain't had no job? Oh. Now you got a job, motherfucker. Ask you where you're going. But where you're going to go?

I'm about to go to work, bitch, no. Shit. I'm going to clock that fucking clock. What? You somebody. Get that pussy up to a nigga who's making some money. Not to that nigga who's sitting down and keep talking about another motherfucker who making somebody. You did.

We got a response. You got to stop hitting the babies with hay-n-ass niggas. Really? Because you're making hay-n-ass babies. And they're going to be a mother, another hay-n-ha. It's kids in the daycare, hating on the favor, trying to cut your look at your opponent tail off the shit. Want to take the pacified in my, put it in here, my, uh-uh.

Yeah. You, bitch, fuck what I'm sure? Trust your process, brothers. This, man, trust your process. Stop looking at another nigga life and thinking that's your life, that's not your life. That ain't too shit. Live your life, man.

You might not beat, man. You gotta sit down and invite you, man. Shake all that shit off, whatever is fucking you up, getting your peace of mind's on figure out what you want to be. Right. And then once you figure that out, start doing that shit every single day. And then your dreams have come true. And you won't have time to be mad at another nigga. You know what motherfuckers, in my opinion, all getting some money going to do is make you realize that. I tell everybody, I hope you get some money just so you can realize

that it really don't change the shit that you got to go through in your life. It just make it easier. You get more problem. Because you got more money. That's what I'm saying. Like to me, life is about issues and problems. Everybody got issues, man. We all got issues. But when you You ain't got solutions for your issues, they turn into problems. And money just make it easier for you to take care of your issue. That flat tie that used to make you sit on the motherfucking couch and just, I don't think I'm going to be able to go to work, naga, because I got to get this tie, but my electric bill do.

God, why as I'm going through this? All that make you do is, be like, man, I ain't pay for the tie. But the tire still go flat. Don't change. That same shit going to happen. You just get in a better position. So the way you get in that better position is to figure out what you want to do with your life, man, and say fuck everything and everybody that ain't with this shit.

Fuck them. Fuck the niggil. And I'm gonna tell y'all right now, this is a big part of, this is a big part of a lot of motherfuckers. Y'all gotta start praying too. Ooh. Ooh.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Why, I got some people too, because a lot of people, like, I pray, but guess what? You gotta stop doubting what you praying for. Nigger be praying and be like, man, that ain't gonna happen. It ain't, motherfucker, because you already said it. You got to pray into manifestation, you gotta walk on faith.

I didn't know I was gonna be a comedian. That microphone rode out on the stage like this. Hello? Oh shit, my name, DC, you're flying. Look at me now, I'm in front of all you motherfuckers. Exactly. I didn't know that. You gotta walk out on faith, bro, and go, bro.

Like he said, bro, start worrying about another nigger. That ain't your life. Talk to God, say thank you. For real, say thank you. When you praying, I don't, man, at this point in my life, I don't ask God for nothing. I just say, thank you for everything he gives me. Thank you.

That's it. Thank you. Because as long as I'm breathing this head, and I got a shot to get up the next day and go make it happen, I'm going to make it happen. Right. I'm going to fuck what you're talking about. As long as I can be a peace of mind, I'm going to do it. He ain't doing nothing.

Like, don't just be sitting up praying asking the shit. You got to do your part too. Right. I don't just be real now. Like, God, come on. You got too late. You're bull shit. Get up.

He ain't gonna fuck with you, if you're bullshit. Walk out the door. You gotta get out the house. Right. You watch a Martin again. The same one. You know Brian McKnight gonna come out. You know he gonna come out.

You still watch. Man, if you broke, you can't sit around, bro, you can't just wake up whatever you want to. You gotta get your ass up and act like you're doing something. Go outside. Wake your ass up. When you see everybody else getting up going to work,

get up, go somewhere. Get up. Go to McDonald's, man. Get a pasta biscuit until you feel. out the real good. Joe. You just need to be in the atmosphere of people going to work. You might run it to a goddamn job.

Hey, buddy, what do you doing? You want to help me while I fucking take these chickens over here? Huh? Yeah. I'm fucking with it. Put the chickens up there. Diggas don't understand how that shit go. You got to walk into your blessing.

You don't know. Wake him up. He too high. No, he's thinking about it. He mad at that station. You got to walk into your place. You got to trust God. You got to trust the reality of it.

Look. man whatever I'm a big energy person man I you know energy is real energy is real that's a little boy is that a little boy hey no I don't know that's a girl that's a man who got them kids man I don't know they look like that's them all scooooo jingis but shouldn't they got the gas man outfit on like he's about to good everybody gas on well good at least he got a job wake your ass up on the front row what moses is Moses? Moses.

What's up, Moses? Hey, Moses. Yeah, y'all show my nigga Moses in love. Moses was in a coma for six weeks, bro. Oh, yeah. What's up, Moses? What's on, my nigga? Oh, we glad you here, baby.

I see why you stood up like that. You see that energy that man stood up with? Because he appreciate being out here, man. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. We're glad you still here, fucking was me. He said he came out to coma. He was watching us.

He was watching wild and now. 85 South show things so he be using this shit is part of his therapy and shit that's what I'm saying think of me think about that's why you made me nigger that is for us y'all be sending us them old touch your head messages and shit Moses they be hitting the heart yeah think about how I read that shit I'm like oh my nigga Moses his name Moses I got to say some that's what it is what if God does send Moses to sit there we were talking about God and then Moses here right come on it's walk around and it be blessings all up in you Right. It's a blessing for us to be them dudes that get your type of blessing.

Jesus in the backlight. Blessers on me and just leave. We don't know who the fuck might be in here. Moses here. I know it's a nigga named Paul in here somewhere. What Paul? Paul. Is Paul here Peter?

Peter just walked down. There you go. That was Paul and Peter to just laugh. I know it's a mark in here. It's about 12 marks. Ain't no marks. I know it's an Emmanuel. Come on.

Isaiah. Isaiah. We got all the biblical niggas in attendance. My name. There he is Isaiah. He looked like that's one of the strongest. That's one of the strongest names the preachers ever say. Isaiah.

Isaiah. Black people, stop hiding your ghetto name. My name, fuck there. Yeah, don't hide your... I'm saying that you got like a rancher that name, like some shit, like some shit. Don't give people the short version. Make motherfuck say your shit right, too.

And the apostrophe do not mean your name is unique, bitch. Yeah, it do. Shout out to all the bitch's name. Bitch me like, I'm like, bitch, your name is Cornell, bitch. Fuck that, daddy. Why'd have been to do all that extra shit? I put an apocry of my little girl name.

Just a little unique. You're stupid, just a random apostrophe. It's stupid, too. It's like Leanna. I don't know why I did it, I don't know. I don't know. I wonder who's gonna be the first nigga who named they baby at their Instagram name. Ugh.

Leder at 305. That's too long. They're gonna be the ass name Furb. Oh, that fight on. He'd be like... Ass. Ooh. What it is?

Like Antron. Antron. That's a good one. Antoine? Antoine. Anthony, that's my name. Ladies, don't ever trust the nigger name Antoine. Oh.

Wow. Could that really, that really... Every nigga name Antoine is on some boy. Every nigga named Antoine and Dimitrius. Every, I'm telling you. You got a basic name. You got the most troublesome niggas you'll ever come Broz.

Demetris, yeah, that is. Man, that is. Man, what happened? Man, you know Demetri's, shooting again, man, that fuck-ass, niggas. Man, this fuck-ass-a-nigget, I gave the nigga a rat. This thing is stole my goddamn phone charger, man.

I see that, I'm slapping the shit I did, dude, bro. Hey, who were with him? Antwer. Antwer. Antoine. Him and fuck-ass. Demet.

Did it all with a light-skinned, Nick named Philip? Philip? I know an light's kid. I know he likes he a nigga that ain't fella too. Got curly hands shit. He's a looted my bad feel, man. That's crazy.

He thought he's Ethiopian. We're like, you know Ethiopian. Hey, that's the one thing that make a nigga man when you find out this girl fucking on. As soon as he learned a nigga name, it no matter what the nigga name is. Marcus. Marcus.

You fucking a nigga name, Marcus, bitch. I wish, man, they'd be fucking Marcus. You fucking a nigga name, Richard, Richard, bitch. You mean to tell me you like a nigga named Richard. Man, get the fuck out of hell, bro. Ah, you let a nigga name rich

and fuck your bitch. Who you gonna fuck next? A nigga named Phil, don't get your ass out of here. Lain man, bitch out here fucking Richard. Hey, Lose. Lose. My middle name Richard.

Ah. What the fuck, man. That's the name. Niggins is a guy. Niggins to hide that middle name. You got the name like you were supposed to be a congressman. John Richard Whitfield?

My name is so... The district four? Yeah. I could never get a job. I couldn't stand that shit. I'm like, bitch, my name is John Richard Whitfield, bitch. That shit sound like you can depend on him. Yeah.

You can't. Who can't we depend on shit, John Richard Whitfield, but that think of that. That... Niggas giving a testimony. I couldn't pay my rent. And they were about to cut my lights off. And then I called John Richard Whitfield, and everything was okay. I was injured in a car.

I was injured in a car. accident, I was injured over 80% of my body. I made one call to John Richard Whitfield, and he got my money just like that. Oh my God, you is stupid. If you want to get your money quick, make that call. John Richard Winfield, he take care of us all. He'll get your money.

John Richard Whitfield. John Richard Whitfield, he'll get your money. John Richard Winfield, he'll get your money. John Richard Whitfield. He'll get your money. I tell them, cases bring that ass here, boy. Amen. Amen.

Oh, oh, y'all know what time it is. Yeah. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's time, it's time. It's time to get high with my Denver. You just got some weed.

I don't know what the fuck I thought we was about to do. I thought we was about to leave. I don't know what we're about to leave. We're leaving. Fuck this shit. This crowd too good, bro. All right. They say, we can't look.

This crowd too good, bro. Hey, all, now we're gonna get a blood. I fuck with this shit. This shit sounds like some two-should. Yeah, shake a little kid, shake the ass in the ear. You already know that I'm a player. I come through the club with the big old dick. And the bids want to make all my shit.

Yeah, my name's D. And I'm the man. Everybody want to do just like I can. I said I'm in them first, Follow wide, yo, looking for me a bad ho. That'll come back to the ground and do it with the Zoom. Don't make a nigga way. Let me put the stick in your face.

Where the big women at? What a big women at? What they at? What a at? What a at? What a at? What a at? What a at?

Bend over. With your waist trainer on. Let me see that ass. Bend over with the waist trainer on. And let me see that ass. Yeah, let them see that. Hey. If you got stretch marks, say hell yeah.

Hell yeah, hey. If you got stretch marks, say hell yeah. Hell yeah, that's okay. No, we don't want to see two minutes. I play with them. I play with them. How to me? I play with them.

I play with them. Oh, I play with them. Could they make that sound? Could they make that sound? Could they make that sound? Could they make that good a sound? Sound like when you pull over on the side of the road, of the road

sound like I went on the emergency lane on an expressway get me a blood give me a blind oh yeah shout out to everybody in here the night wherever you at with it in life

man just keep doing your thing to keep going I'm going y'all had a good time tonight damn remote said did y'all in the dig of the time hey that's honey booboo child right now God damn!

That's Honey Boo Boo Boo! Honey Boo, they grew up. No, don't come up here, please. Don't never know. Honey K-6. See, I flew back in here. Honey Red 6. Okay.

Tell my Jenkins. Okay. We in Denver, Colorado. All my niggas ready to go. We in Denver, Colorado. Are y'all niggas ready to go? Back home. What's up, girl?

Shout out to everybody, bro. This is the 80-5 South show. The coldest podcast ever recorded in a motherfucking live. And we is recording. Denver, Colorado, if y'all had a good time to me hear you say, hell yeah, bitch. Y'all fuck, we look at my nigga right there. Appreciate you, bro. He had a real good time.

Hello, wait one second. Hold on a minute. So when we post this shit, we. What y'all want everybody to know about Denver, man. What's your black people out here? It is black people out here. It's niggas in Denver. It's real niggins in Denver and they fuck with the 85 South Show.

That's what y'all want is to tell them. That is a real, okay. Okay, shout out to all the Native Americans. The Eskimos, people who don't know where to fuck that's. Chico, I did the same shit you did. What? You just tried to drink the microphone? Ah!

Y'all niggas. Drink the microphone. Denver got that drink the microphone shit. That's it dope. Demba weed so good to make you drink out the microphone. There you go. That's another thing they can know about Denver. Yeah, bitch.

I heard you. I'm talking about my lip. I'm thirsty. Fuck these lips. All right, Denver. I don't know what they charge for parking out this motherfucker, but I hope that you didn't get... It's free.

Oh shit. Denver the shit. Niggins something's like well I ain't pocket in this bitch Yeah, we about to go get higher because we in the mile high city devil we love y'all man we appreciate We are the 85 South show like this shirt Shut out to everybody who got the 85 South show shit on whether you Britsche a motherfucker especially if you made it exactly cut holes in it as DC young flat It's Carlos Miller you already go be we lay y'all

devil. You dig. I love your motherfuckers. Then they get high to the sky. Where's my blood? I can't fuck with no zigsang. Oh, my we. What up?

Yes, it was. How long would be out there, guys? Wow. I was working on meditation days and we just sit there out and really had a conversation this time. Oh, y'all didn't have a whole second. Oh my god. Like, I knew you.

But this boy, I used to say that shit for fear. I didn't even go out of me, man. But you know, but you talked about it off. I said, my son is slow, bring that ass here. Bring those cases in here, boy. Hey, man, that right there was a quick, that was a classic off the dog. For real. That shit was crazy.

I called my name is so dependable. And everything was okay. I was in a car accident. That was burnt over 80% of my whole box. And I called John Richard Wimmieman. John Rich and Winfield and he got my money, like... Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm back right here.

I stand that. You have to see this. What's how with you, bro? I do you say you get... Oh, that man. Oh, look. Hold on. Hey, go, go.

Come here. Come here. Come here. These little argument in the bands one. Yeah. Oh. Okay, I'm going to get in on this too. We went to school together.

Shit, bro. They're telling me against the day. And nobody's trying to figure out what to say-to-a-knit for 30 days. It's the third time. Wait, what? Because I was born this way. You got healed on to? Yep.

Did I have a number? I always have that one. I took like five of them. Now I just took ten of. No, I'm sorry. I can't bite you on ten. You heard what you see? Are we doing a group picture or no?

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