The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Durham Roast Session W DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean (Early Show)| Ep. 232

Episode Date: April 17, 2020

In the first of two sold out shows, superstar comedians DC Young fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean deliver another hilarious high energy comedy show. Chico Bean breaks down North Carolina culture and some of it's famous musical stars like Fantasia and Petey Pablo. Karlous Miller keeps the jokes coming and roasts the couple that's been together for 49 years and a beautiful fan from the audience also saves DC Young Fly's life with her lady parts. Plus coach Nolan Smith of Duke University stops thru to kick it with the crew behind the scenes. This is the coldest podcast! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And you guys ready to have some fun, say hell yeah! York, North Carolina, say hell yeah! I'm gonna need you guys to make as much doing you guys. make as much noise as you can right now! Start clapping right now! Stop clapping right now! This is the 85,000 show! Where we at?

Where we at you? Where we at you? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Who got an event? What's heavy? Full City, what's up? What's up? You? Oh! Oh, City. Uh-oh.

What's up here? She's mad, yeah. Full City. Oh, she got the big, big city. Oh, she got the big city. Hey, big titty's in the Bull City. Hey, big tities in the Bull City. There you go.

Big tities at the Bull City. Hey, our big tities in the Bull City. They got tini's in the building. Yes, they do. They got tini's in the building. You know, we have big men. Oh, yeah, and I see. Hey, yeah, man.

Let me up white man. Come on, white man. Hold on, wait. Tell me on white man. What do you say? Cut me up white man. I can't hear you. Cut me up white man.

Because I can't hear you. One more time. Come on white dude. Hey white dude, cut it up. Hey, hey. What a titty is that, bro? Big titty, no titty. Big titty, no titty.

Hey, man titty. Man titty. Sit your ass down. Have a seat. Especially if you got some ass sleep. Set your ass down. Have a seat. Especially if you got an asses, cut it up.

Y'all crazy for that. Boy, they got a third row in this bitch. This shit looks like a prison. Damn. We got a performing for a detention center. Bro, they booked this show at East Side. Hey, this is crazy. I know this used to be segregated, nigga.

You can smell the segregation in this motherfucker. Look at the booths right there. Yeah, the white booths, the colored booths. And they got a white lady in the colored booth, ma'am. She likes skin and they say, uh-uh, you go over there. Oh, I like this shit. What's up, girl? You better stop.

Oh, she got some big-a-haired tips, ma'am. What size of those tinnies? They only had no number. They just like, look, we had got... Those are extra large. What them is? Me talking about... I don't know it, too.

She's talking about it, uh, Hughes. Humongous. Watermelon. That's what they're doing. What letter? Jay. God, God.

Damn. Those are for junkie tinnets. Right. Just to give you an idea of how big the tinn is. Now watch this. A, B, C. T-E-E-M-T-E-M-G, H-I-J, Tidys B-C, C.

Q-R-S, that's a big old breath. U-H-B, put their tities on me. They were bigger than a triple D. This is the kind of titty that I like to see. A B, C, D, B, D, F, C, B, O'J is it close to me. Wait! Hey, I, J, J, J, J, J, J. How you did the cities to sit up that way.

A, B, C, D, notes is a huge show With a type of dudes that's the big... Y! Now, Black Tid. Throw away your back tinnies. Let's do something for the little tinnies. Alright. Leg on your chest and your neck.

Oh shit. That's a jump. She says she got to chase. She got to get her bras made from scratch. Them on her mother's there. Ooh. Hey, the little titty be looking like a sneaker box. Brother,

still little tits be trained so hard. be trying so hard. What the fuck I'm supposed to do with these? Snort of black cocaine? Yep. We look to all the little titty ladies in the building. We love y'all. All y'all. All y'all do this here. When you can have old tithes with white hands, stop playing. We're in the Bull City, man.

Now, I got a half. Hold up, I'm high. I'm high. It's a third little bit. Just a third level. I just saw the third level. Look at the motherfuckers on the second level who think they're on the third. That's a level up there. Don't nobody know about it. Yeah, that's the Uber driver section right.

That's all the Uber drivers at the time. What the fuck? We in Durham. Hey, wait a minute. Hello. Hey, y'all might not know this, but I live in North Carolina. This is one of the most dangerous cities in this whole state. This nigger, these niggas in Durham, they...

No way, moves. What did that mean? That means it's about to be a fight. That's right. Yeah. North Carolina dangerous. These things up here got two high points. They're shooting shit at you.

They have points they'll work. In real. You better come up to me up like that. You can tell this is a hood city, true story on my way in here the night to the show. It was a crack here sitting on top of that bull, man, because it was a woman. that bull man because it wouldn't take off. I swear to God, he's going to go. Like that nigga gonna be up there for the whole night. That's gonna go move. I'll tell you how I know this bitch dangerous. Just like you said, we're riding through a nice-ass neighborhood.

Get to a stop sign, it's just a crack head. On FaceTime with another nigga. What do I don't know with that? I see that shit. But it's a lot of history here, man. This is the home of the first Black Wall Street. It's a lot of rent. They're doing. Maybe hide that shit. I didn't know. Yeah, it's the first Black Wall Street. Right here, Durham. Right here?

Yep, right here. A lot of rich niggies, the first one. Look at the white dude. This is bullshit. We didn't come here for this. We don't want to hear about that? Nobody cares. Sorry, white man.

You're gonna hear today. Oh, it's true our history. You better be careful, it's helpful. You know, these chairs ain't stable, I don't. You got no rail, nicks. Feel like D. Blue C, nigg. I feel like... Hey, white woman.

You're going to fuck with people? Let's go for. She worked in Walgreens. We're coming out to fuck with some, man. I'm about to come fuck with you. Who? Miss who? Miss who?

Michelle? I love you, Michelle. You got a lot of baby kids, but I fuck with you. What's up? What's up, man? What's up, white man? How you doing? You're good?

How long you've been working here? I like to show me. What's up, baby? Ooh! Hey, my man stands in the long fuck over here. Make your whole on, miss, come in. Hey, how y'all doing? What's up, babe?

We're in the poor city. Look, my nigga, got a whole area. What's up, babe? What's up top? This is tough as y'all won't get. It ain't gonna get no closer than this for y'all. Uh-oh. Don't fall over the night.

Uh-oh, who you're talking about? I see y'all there. What's like? What's like? Bro, you need to cut this shit, bro. Your shit is... Ah, he said your dress looked like dry a lick. That's fucked up.

That they've been growing this shit for three years, that shit ain't gonna never grow on stupid. You got them chief geese when they first came out. This is how your shit broke a look. Look, that, buddy. He's gonna run. Hey, he won't this bad. That nigga shit is wet, but it's still trash.

What's up? You take a bit? It's like you're about to start. Don't do it. Ooh, her lace front is. What lace front is lace. You got on all this silver shit looking like a cull order. Looking like a sexy ass nickel in this motherfucker.

That's what it is. It looked like a Thanksgiving place. Oh, this is crazy. I don't know how to fuck. He's supposed to get back up on this old-ass stage, nigga. This stage old... He go Harriet. He go Harriet from Family Battles right here.

Wow! Shout out to all the niggas that don't like niggas hugging their girl. Y'all better sit out before y'all fall out there lique-and-a-basket. Hey, y'all got talking to what going on? What's up, man? Well, when they turn the lights on, this shit, no way. How do y'all get up there from outside? You said, I gotta go right on the back, okay?

I think I had to climb up there. No, I'm about to get on your hand. Get it on your head, D.C. Don't let it make it. That looked like the white man that'd be helping Batman, don't me? Ha! I think he's doing his job, boy. He's doing exactly what y'all.

Come on. Hey, hip. Better leave that white man alone using that black people hide his house during the civil rights movement. That's a tough black man right now. Look like the little dude. went off out that bagel the other day. Hey, look at you in the third row, AKC.

Shit, APC, the people on the third row are scared to stand up. You know that shit ain't sturdy up there. They ain't reinforced since the 70s, nigger. People on the third row, y'all ain't got nothing to worry about. Y'all got the gay security guard up there. Then they got this hand on this hill like this. Check out, oh, you got this shit on this hill. Nothing better not happen up here.

I know that. I know that much. know that much. You guys better sit out and act right. He got his whole hand on this shit. And he leaned on the point. He's leaning. Look at it. He don't give a shit. It is stupid. He ain't going to say nobody. Oh, no. Don't put your hands down. No, fuck that. Put it back on your hip. Bad bitch energy. All day. Synergy.

City Girl Summer up there at the top. Get strong with a bitch. Literally. Get a strong. Okay, okay. Who's up? How much that child, y'all, for these flat-ass bids, y'all drinking here? $30. Ooh, yeah. Look at Uptu you right there.

Look at the white lady right now. Hey, white lady. Hey, white lady with the white. Bitch, you, bitch, you. God damn. Bitch, how to sit back, like, who was you? I'm looking like a golden girl. What's up with you, baby?

Great, you know her titty's big. They got a shadow on them, you see? I believe that bitch's stealing or something. What she got up there? Why the single lady's in tonight? They make it. She's gonna grab you. Come here, Carlos.

Come here. Oh, she wants you to watch it. You sound until that thing get his arm from off your chair there. Who is this thing? That's your nigga? Why his arm around her chair? Scoot over one.

I don't trust this nigga. She screwed over, too. She doesn't follow. Yeah, I don't trust that nigga, man. That thing's got on their dad hands. You steal it. You steal it, bitch. That ain't your seat.

That ain't your seat. Get back in your seat, miss. You're talking about they ain't gonna be here. Your shirt made out of the thing they clean the swimming pool with. That's what it is. You can get some leaves out of pool with your shirt. What's your name, baby? Keisha.

I know, right? I'll be the kid to teach you that shit. Keep me going. That's how to cheer in the quiet beat like. In Jesus name me Jesus. Oh my God. Y'all give it up for the 85 songs, your band up here. These niggins up here playing the ass off.

They ain't stopped since we came on this bitch. The niggas looked like they was all in jail together, no. Helping them out. Uh-oh. Oh, we got a trombone. All shit, let's do for that. Come, bitch, bite this. Open that shit, man.

I'm bald head, bitch, I bite anybody. That drumbone just sound like black struggle. It might be it, man. She won't eat one before she gives me back to it. Try to show me how strong you and bite it, man. D.C. Leon law, that's a real big, you can see her look at the owner and balls for her shirt. It's just because it's see through, baby. That's because you got the fish net on, that's all. I like that.

I like that. Looking like you great going to play in the Jamaican soccer game. That's what it is. You got that damn sidewalk. I can't fuck with her. Her brush map there, you see it? Leave her alone. That bitch, you got some...

What? Nope. Y'all invited me into this hotel ballroom and thought. I was going to act right. What the fuck wrong with y'all? We are having a show at a goddamn wed reception. This is a bullshit. This is a myriot. This is a witness. It feels like it dampen this bitch, like we in the closet. What the fuck? Yeah, it's definitely old. This has, this been around for a long time. How long this theater been here? It's in 18-50. Oh, y'all probably came to an event here if you were from Durham when you was little to come see somebody speak or perform.

He's graduated elementary in this bitch. This is where Matt and Miss got here right here. What's your evening? They're gonna keep me up? Sure. I love North Carolina. I came down here to go to college. I went to Winston-Settles station. Yeah, man.

Hey! I don't know what that said. Oh, I went too. I went. We had a show there. Yep. I don't know what that said. Shout out to all the HBCUs in North Carolina,

Central and AST and all that shit. Shout out to all the community colleges. We didn't mean this bitch too I went to a historically black community Traditional school Eight grade and high school All that is my place Oh you're talking about

Shout out to all the people who went to high school Graduated never went to school again There you go You're all in this bitch I know Got a problem North Carolina changed my life Being from D.C. I remember the first day

I got down here my freshman year of college Right I got with my home boy We get in the car we ride And he was like, niggum welcome man We're about to turn up I can't believe you came down here Like, what are we going? We're going to fuck with the cookout.

I'm like, Nick, I've been in North Carolina for 30 minutes. I'm already going to a nigga cookout. I thought it was going to be lit. I'm like, boy, they're really friendly in the South. I'm going to somebody's house. My first 30 minutes get down here. Nick, cookout is a whole restaurant. But when you get there, you realize why they love it so much, man.

That shit. You get a whole tray for $5, nigg. I'm talking about . That shit. Seasoned fries, a corn dog, a case of meal with bacon in it, sweet tea, a milkshake with 90 different things in it. You ever pulled up or a cookout hot and got back to the crib, your shit was still hot like they just cooked it. Yeah. You fucked up, you eating it giving them compliment.

I don't know where they grilled like, but that dang grilled the shit out. The hot dog perfectly burnt like at a real nigga cookout. It's the first place I ever seen somebody almost crashed their car because the crispy cream hot donut sandwich was on. A nigga almost flipped his car. He's like, oh shit! I'm like, boy, what you're trying to kill us? Nah, I made a hot doughnuts. Look at Ben.

He's like, well, I feel that. Oh, he'll fuck a dozen up himself, I can tell. But the one thing that made me, the reason why I still living in Oakland, people always ask me, man, why you stay in Oklahoma? Oh, these fine-ass women? Yeah, that's the main reason, but the biggest reason is because... That's how they want with them answers. I got to turn around like this. She walked like that.

She got a fake ass. That shit that leaked to her back and fuck her spine up. She walked like that. But the one thing that made me realize in North Carolina was a different place, nigger, was Walmart. When I first went to Walmart, I know that don't mean none to y'all because y'all grew up with the shit. But when I came down here, we ain't never had no Walmart in D.C. He had, say, weight, giant, shit like that. Nigel, I got down here and seen that Captain Crunch was $1.15.

I'm never leaving this motherfucker. They must have stole this shit and put it in here. Ain't no way in the world this shit cost this month. That wasn't Captain Cruntz, nigga. That was. That was Captain Little Man. That's what you used to get for 115, but not in North Carolina at Walmart. You get everything done. Get your oil change.

Get some furniture. Get some pussy. It's a lot of shit you can do at Walmart. You can't get your feet done by a mountain bike, get your eyes checked. Get a bank account. Nick, cash a check, send some money. Get a lay away. grocery shop nigger say a weed come on buy some weed buy some weed get

your medicine wait for weed to be legal they start selling it in Walmart then everything at Walmart buy one get one free I'm about all kind of great value weed boy for real buy a pound get a pound it's gonna be back there by the garden section yep Walmart lit I don't give up with nobody say that shit is one of the greatest places ever in many you get a At 2 o'clock in the morning, everything you need is still available to you. I just don't like those late night long-ad lines. They got two lines and everybody.

They be like, what a line then? What a lot? See? That's why you got to live here long enough to know the Walmart secrets. When the shit lie on like that, you just go back to electronics. Excuse me, bro. Not at 2 o'clock in the morning, that shit closed, Chico. You mind if I check this out right here.

All you got to do is act like you buy in a video game. Hey man, this just came off for the PS4. I'm gonna fuck with it. Can I buy this right here, man? They closed that 12, chico. I don't know how to do that shit, boy. You're talking to the truth, nigger. We got to go in there like anything.

Go on there, go on there. Get a little. We get a little. I know. Can you bring up on the shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You don't even have enough bags back there for all that shit.

He's like, I'm not. I'm gonna have to go get some bags. Walmart makes you bad shit you don't need. That's the only thing I'm gonna fuck with. Nah, if Walmart don't make you bad shit, you don't need, Walmart make you a thief. That's what Walmart make you. Because everybody in here that stole from Walmart.

You know the white thing. Even the white people. You know you didn't look under your cot when the computer told you too. You got two waters, a soda. A pot? Y'all still stupid shit, pots. Everybody that went to that self-checkout, do, do-p.

Please remove items from bagging area. No problem. They got to the point now where they'll help you still. It'd be a bitch up there okay and shit. You sure? Okay. Let me see your receipt. Sometimes I just fuck my shit up and still a bunch of shit. Just to see if they're gonna try.

check it all. Yeah, it looks all right, go ahead, have a great day. Hey, I want to, ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie, y'all. Y'all know I'm humbly fucked, but one time I was, did it. Do you still appreciate you? I do, but I had, it was an old nigga up there, brother, he was trying to check my receipt. He would like, let me see your receipt. Okay, you got two paper towers. Okay, you got three paper towers. I don't see that snick up. You got to take that snicker, huh? Yep.

That's one thing Walmart don't give a fuck about it. They will hire old people. You ever went in there 2 o'clock in the morning to see, now they're in there trying to put some goddamn frosted flakes back, hurt like shit. Oh, Lord, Jesus. If it wasn't for my prescription, I wouldn't still be in here. Hey, I like the old people, because even though they don't know what the shit is, they don't act like it is. I'm like, excuse me, what a, what a son? You come this way. Oh, it ain't gonna be here.

Let me go this way. Nah, that ain't been my experience. Every time I had somebody with some shit at, and they don't know. Oh, man, I don't even work with this section, bro. Shit, I think if you walk down by homeware and make a left by home wear, where the tiles at, I think that's where you find.

Like, nigga, I'm looking for milk. That's by the tiles. Hey, bro, you have a boss and shit at Walmart that somebody else put down. That's a deal. I think I found a comforter in the freezer. I mean. You found a comfortable, bro.

Had that red tag on it. They weren't for $10. I was like, they put a king size comfort of that? You know how hard these are to find? Let me get that bitch two of them Tony's pieces and get the fuck on. You know they got them Tony's piece and taste like real piece. The nigga got the scarf on in the front. This, nigger, that shit good.

I don't know what. Okay. I grew up poor. Well, you in the country, that's the type of shit you got to do for fun, go to Walmart and ride around on the... I'm never going to say, electric on the wheelchair in the middle of the night, saying, that's somebody who can walk, mad as a motherfucker at the door. They don't never have nothing available for me when I come. You fucked up. They don't ever have nothing available. I always check my blood pressure when I'm over there by them.

Shit, let me make sure my shit beating good. Hey, y'all would be telling you, sir, you can't ride in there. Who gonna stop? Man, this is a great place, man. North Carolina, great place. I'm following North Carolina. Peatipot. They hate that shit.

They hate it, for the most part. Why? I don't know why. Mugger's be mad. They'd be in the club beefing. They're all you from North Carolina, no girl. Hey, man, turn that shit. You ain't got no Fantasia, nothing,

nigga, God. Damn. Come on, man. That's your artist. Come on. Come on. Take your shirt off. Bring you like a helicopter.

Noho, Carolina. Come on, break. This one for you. This one for you. Who am I? Peter Pah, motherfucker. There's a one to blue down the North Carolina about me.

What? Suicide. Black. Black, a button, and barn. That guy. That nigga,

was rapping like somebody was scaring the shit out of him the whole time. He was in the student. Who am I? Pitipaw motherfucker fuck. Shit. That was Tarzan. Y'all just ain't no. I love that.

Bray, don't mention Fantasia. Eritaine, you do that. My knees walk a little bit. Really? I like Fantasia with the bottom gap right here. Bro, she got that mouth. Everytime she's about to sing. I think she's gonna swallow that one.

If you don't want me, don't talk to me. This nigga is hilarious. This thing is stupid. She do got a mouth on her. What? Airtime, my seat, huh? I want some of that. Ah, ha.

Oh, she could kiss real good. Thank you, baby. Shit. Thank you. Even the white dude is like, he is ranked. Fantasia thick thing, too. I'm glad she kind of like overstep in that other shit they used to talk about. What other shit they're talking about?

I don't give a fucking, nigga. I can. I will read for her. If she watched this show, let her know I read very proficiently. I love you, Fantasia. I have an extensive vocabulary. She got a husband? Hey, what's so what?

I don't give a shit. I still read her ass I don't care what don't be telling me she didn't get shit so we might be sick of her shit right now come get her bro fuck this

oh hey now she got a husband nobody give a fuck about your significant uh she had her exactly listen to the lady who didn't go to college right shut your ass up miss

she's single you married she's single I get defensive what people try to cock block when I'm talking about this a bit he is she got a are you single or you got a man yeah you see no she's why I bit you and everybody binge this higher bitch shit your last fuck who you fuck who you fuck I want to tell me who you fucking what's his name his name is look at Jay Tiddy's

you fucking his name is nobody no hold on Who is it? No, shit, oh, bitch. I think you all two or threesome, Carlos. I couldn't fuck both of them to get, uh-uh, suck my teeth. No, you thought my teeth is. He ain't gonna get on. Who you fucking?

Nobody. Nobody fucking you fuck. Voice got solid. And on. I will. Don't do that. Here we go. That nigga, knee hurt.

His knee hurt like a motherfucker. This ground is solid. This shit was built on concrete. They didn't even have... It's a ground. When this building was built. Yeah, a little mother, yeah, my. Bitch, I'm young.

I'm 27, man. Ooh, don't worry about them. I lick the crease in your neck. Stop planning it. Ooh. She just hit D.C. at the side. You look like you hit harder than the backwood. I know you hit hard than a mother. Oh, the big people want to do that? Yep. Hey man, North Carolina, New York. I think per capita, man, some of the most unique-looking beautiful women in the country.

And then they come from everywhere, too. Them HBC, if you go to an HBC, every time we do an HBCU, remember when you was young, young and And the older nicks used to be like, man, they weren't like this when I was in college. When they wasn't like this when I was a, and you used to think, man, you're a freaky-ass old nigger. Now that you're an older nigger, you'd be in college, you'd be like, boy, shit. If a baby is giggling in the back seat, they're probably happy. If a baby is crying in the back seat, they're probably hungry. But if a baby is sleeping in the back seat, will you remember they're even there? When you're distracted, stressed, or not usually the one who drives them.

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no if you book no if you book no if you don't even want to fuck after that you're sweating you definitely don't want to fuck it if it's the elbowed you in the throat yeah now the girls in college is fucking on scamming ass rich ass niggas I'm like boy I was born 10 years too late I could have won in college they don't know what's going on you could have lie to the bitch, hey, man, I'm going to put you in the video, for real. I don't even rat, you bitch, stupid. Man, nothing like that experience of being down here and being in the HBCU, man.

Right, straight niggas shit. How many y'all ever got some pussy out to a gym jam? What's a gym jam? How many ladies that gave up some pussy out to a gym jam? Ha, ha. Your freak ass, don't hide it now because a nigger didn't accept it. You tell the truth. What's a gym jam?

They in a gym jam. It's just a party in the gym. Oh, I was just going straight to the house. I didn't go to the gym. It went down in the gym. I used to be in that motherfucker doing the shit out the hilltoe. I'm like, nigga, what dance is this? Hit that big! Hit that bitch!

I don't know how to hit that bitch. I'm not about to twist my ankle up here. There you go. There it is. You can't fuck with loose legs, brother. That nigga know every dance there is. But, well, you see what? I like your Mohawk.

I like it. I like it. We got a mojo. That first Jim Jam I went to and seen that, them first original slick right there is. North Carolina asses, boy, that motherfuckers is, ooh, I'm talking about I had the up dudes still then. I was like, ooh, look at these fat butt country women

walk around here with the little jury girl piece hanging down in the front. Ah, with the big old fat country ass. This was before fake asses. You knew they was real. Volleyball asses. This is fat and some motherfuck. What's the Walmart brand jeans?

Fabio. Faded glory. Bish got a fat ass in some faded glory jeans. You know that ass fat. This jeans ain't even supposed to be over your ass like that. You know that ass fat when the belt had that little dint in the back. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's that faded glory. Hey, that faded glory. Niggas is weighing that at one point.

What? I'm coming home like, boy, I got some of that faded glory jeans. You ain't hit a digger with that mood, not in the faded glory. Man, my parents was old, man. man, they were taking me to Target in the Walmart thinking I was balling up. I never getting, nigga, I brought a whole bunch of bags home. I was going to school, I told my mom, I said, my phone just went crazy on me, Nick.

I'm like, I was showing them all the clothes and shit. I'm putting them out the band and I'm like, you can believe in them, jean, $15. He's like, yeah, yeah. That's tough for a child to go through that when you think you fresh and you're angry and it's too late for you to do anything else. The night before school, when you're supposed to live. school you're supposed to lay your shit out and you find out you got some

bullshit you don't even want to go to school the next day I don't feel good mom man can I stay home please that was me you let your ass up that was me because you lay that outfit out boy you look at that motherfucker from 30 angles ooh I'm gonna fuck him up with this tomorrow boy oh when I sit the jeans on the let me see what you're talking about yep yeah when you see that motherfucker oh boy damn with the bell Oh, we fucked them up with that hat! Oh, we fucked them up with the hat!

I'm about to fuck the third grade up in the morning, nigga. Ain't nobody gonna be able to fuck with me in the third grade. That first day, you'd be clean as a motherfucker. I swear you a student. They clean as a motherfucker, a backpack full of sharp-ass pimples. You're sitting there like an intellectual, like you had a college intellectual. I agree. I had old-eyed parents.

All my friends have backpacks, except me. You don't have a backpack? I had a rolling book bag. They had luggage. They're like, where your homework? It's in here. If I can just find my homework. You know what?

I'm thinking I'm getting a little sleepy. What locker did you put the rolling suitcase there? You must have to put that shit in teachers' lounge, niggins. She was like, uh, can you just keep rowed at all? That first day at school was special, man. Get in there, but you ain't never as fresh as you think you are, because it's always that one kid in the class that got the parent that's young that's still in the hall of fashion shit, so you gotta pay of Jordans.

But you ain't got to pay that that nigga guy. He got the ones that came out. I came out this friday. I had some Jordan so fake niggins. You know how Jordan like this. Nika, my Jordan was like this, dude. That nigga was about to commit suicide. He was like, I don't know what to be here.

Oh, it was an era of niggas wearing fake Jordans. A lot of them niggas had the Jordans with the sponge bob on the side. You see through? They clear Jordans. Yep. Feet stick like a motherfucker. You got all window fog in your shoes. Look, just like Melissa's.

Them clear. Air Force Wars was jumping in North Carolina. I remember the Knicks had the knockoff shoes. The hoops. They had some hoops. Yeah. Oh, I bet you'll remember this. What about them British nights, niggas?

Oh, British nights, I ain't. British nice eye. Not with that bad-haired tongue? I mean, you can, you may least a name brand. You ain't walk around with no Sonic the Hitchhawks, nigger. That was really bad. Let me see how old motherfucker is. Anybody have a pair of LA gear?

Oh, hell yeah. That was fly. Nah, niggins you're gonna lie the light. When your L.A. year match your whole outfit, Nick. All right about K. Swiss? It's a nigga here right now with some K. Swiss on. I'm gonna tell you something. I don't give a fuck.

How you look at them K. Swiss? You always know you fucked up. You're like, man. Nick, I couldn't ever figure out which foot my shit was on. I should have fuck on. How many of y'all ladies wore them Princess Reeboks? Yeah. You got to get rid of them.

baby them shes curled up in the front bad you look like you fight for a living when them sheds get fucked especially the black ones you know this bitch going to rob me I know the black one where you can see exactly what her toe nails and shit at yeah okay what about the Melissa's who had the Melissa's

that's them see through shoes with the M on the side all the freaky girls used to wear the pro kids though the little kids the all white kids with no shoe string look like karate shoes Yeah, yeah. I tried to wear some pro cares in school. Why?

What you mean? Why a nigger? Because they was, uh, brand new. Oh, that's a good enough reason. Look at these talking about. I thought I was gonna be the shit until I walked in school. And then you know I always tell people before I whip my seat like, boy, we got some of your shit. Yeah, you want to see that shit.

You know what I want to hear that you're talking about. He's like, well, you got any more fucking care. Everybody get on your stupid ass. He said, everybody. Now you want to go home early. No, you got a roast everybody. I'm like, yeah, bring your stupid ass. I got okay.

That's who won't this shit. You fuck him up. Man, why? I used to get roasted, that one, I'm fine now. I want an awry friend with a little bit of time. Who, niggily? You're talking about what that's your man. That's me.

Hey, when you came out of it, you made it. There you go. Fuck you made. You believe. You're cool, but you can't keep wearing that shit. I mean. So I ain't the rose by what you're about this shit. I said, man.

You shouldn't give a fuck about people judging you, man. If there's 30 people at one time, you should. No, you shouldn't. No, you shouldn't. No, you shouldn't. No, you shouldn't. I mean, you can, but it shouldn't make you feel bad about who you are, Nick. You had some broke ears on.

I mean, your feet was safe. Yeah, because your shoes wasn't amputches. They were pro. That's what. You ain't gonna play football. Don't wear you. hell me, stupid-a-n-dickle. Oh, ah.

Well, yeah. Ha-ha. Yeah, be off with it, but a boon-booch. Ah, that's my, nigga. You know, authorizes and hit re-ed, so it can work sometimes. That nigga got his shit down like a horror movie villain. Where your friends, now, you look like the last nigger that you fight on the Black Mortal Kombat, nigga, you use it.

That nigga looked like one of the goons in Sholdup gang, though. Yeah. Shit. Look a little like a Fugee, Fiji, Gucci. Look that niggins. He'd go to church with my grandpa. We got the grandmas to go to church in? One.

I seen that Lincoln now, sad. That's spoiled by the link. That's a better than this. That's it long, too. It's still a photo by they long. It's full. A fake limo, but it's still a car. A fake limo?

What the fuck is this nigga from? It's stretched, but it's like, it's no room in the middle. Well, these North Carolina need to create what they call. I stayed a nigga with an old-school camera with a ragtop on that bitch. Oh, you would see some cars down here. I remember niggas was riding around with fruit loops on their side of their door. Fruit loops, Cocoa Puffs, Lucky Tcha. arms, frosted flakes.

You niggas wouldn't dare drive one of them motherfuckers today. You'll catch the bus before you put out the frost-flake thing. But all the niggins that own them cars is in prison right now. Them cars are parked behind their mama house. Still won't sell it. Hell no. I'm getting out there some. I'm going to get their beat right. No seats are

still on that beat. I say, niggas with spinners. It's been sparring. That nigga when they're going, I was saying it. Remember the spinning hub caps, you niggas was dirty for those. As Vance AutoZone?

Yeah. Man's auto parts spinning hub caps. Those crackheads are running out about. Them beat you with them. Fast. Just here. Look at a little. When a birthday, I'm gonna spell?

My buncy ball's on my bed. Once he had a sherry, one of the old-ass shitting, like a coombo. She put on that big back. She had two spillo. So she put one on the front side and put one on the back. So what, you can't really tell? You couldn't really tell, so when you look on both sides, you see Spellers. That's fucked up.

Do your shit if you got hug, caps, fellas. Ride your shit, man. Don't let nobody make you feel bad about your shit. And shout out to all the people who get in, people car fucking with shit, knowing shit don't work. You're an asshole. They get in the car asking an obvious question. God damn, the air don't work, bitch, is it on?

Is it on? You thought I was just holding out, Al. Is it on? You hide? You can get in another car. Why the wonders up? Bitch, because they don't come down. Be still.

We're not going that far. You know, well, let me tell you, so I remember one time I wanted to roll down and I'm driving, and you can tell, like, my window was fucked up. It wasn't like, you can fuck with it. It'd come down, no, niggum. I heard my papa trying to hit that bitch, and it was like,

I'm like, niggled. We're on expressway. I'm all in the emergency lane. just like grr-gr-knickle what I just got that damn window up don't you do that no more I feel you ain't nothing like having a

fucked up car boy when your car fucked up people treat you fucked up make some noise your battery ever died oh my god bro you got the jump of cables right here you're like bro can you give me a jump motherfuckers act like whatever happened in your car gonna jump in their shit

they're like no brother my cat my battery ain't even up I can't even fuck with. But the thing is, when your battery died, that's what you praying it is. You're like, shit. I'm gonna think it's just the battery. There's somebody give you a jump of your shit.

Still don't start. Now, you sad to the motherfucker waiting on a tow truck. Like, man, what the fuck is wrong with this goddamn car? Lights keep coming on and all. What? You're called sick of hell.

He letting you know, bitch. I'm about to die, well. I remember, man. I had the Saturn View. My shit had $280,000 on it. Do what? 280. And that was like six months before I traded it in.

Where you drive that bitch, too, the moon? Everywhere. Nicarious, I go to trade it in when I got my cat. When I first traded in and got the Cadillac, I go to trade it in. And you know what I mean? The dude goes, he looked at it, get inside, and go inside the dealership. He'd come back out. Hey, bro, I'm going to go ahead and keep it.

real witcher man you ain't got nobody you can just get this too brus because uh we ain't gonna be able to do nothing but get you about 150 200 for it like 150 200 you thought that you didn't get a five piece for 500 600 that nigga came out and said let me just give it to somebody no nigger you told you to get that bitch away yeah came out of sad like I ain't never even seen one of these bids before go take it with you man that nigger they took it I just left it. It might still be sitting right there. You can say you're going to get you a hundred. For real. I had so many orange lights on my dashboard.

Boy, you can land an airplane with my shit. It was ridiculous. Everything was wrong. ABS light. Check engine light. Break light. Break fluid light. Trunk open.

Hood open. The bitch say the windshield wipers on. You need some gas. Some like, nigger. Boy, my gas tank broke in that motherfucker. I just had to trust myself. I'm like, help it. Yeah, I haven't been riding about three days.

I'm still good. Oh, shit. He told him how to get away. Man, he told me to get that motherfucker away, boy. And that's what people don't understand about success. Like, people don't be around when you go through the shit that you go through to get to the point that you get to. They just see the success and think it just started right there. That Saturday used to break down, Nick.

I used to had to walk from the dealership to the house. I remember I was leaving my line brother where. had on hard bottoms I had to walk a mile in hard bottoms I said man I respect Mont Luther King like a motherfucker now nigger my feet hurt so bad when I got in the house I was like boy I am never going to wear dress shoes again nigga this shit hurt they never see you having to go through that they can see you with the nice car be like you didn't it you don't remember the sadder nigger that motherfucker was smoky I had a dodge and trip it goal yeah the drive-by car

nigga what I used to have to put my key in I had wiring come through my vina so I to put my key in and hit the watch. And niggins didn't even know, I ain't know nothing really about cars and shit, about an AC cool it, so you know I used to put water for my AC cooling. My seat used to be right at hot. I'm talking about on 200 degrees,

my hood right at whew. Sound like it's about to jump up out that, bitch. My partner, like, what wrong? I'm like, nope, nothing. Ah, popped the hood. Just need a little little, little out of freeze. You just need a little out of freeze.

Nika, that's the worst shit you ever had? Yeah, I used to drive my grandma car. It was a goddamn cavilip. The motherfucking fan didn't work, so my uncle took a lamp and cut the cord off the lamp and then straight wired the fan. So every time before you start the bitch, you had to pop the hood, turn the goddamn fan on, getting back in the bitch, then started. Then you had to leave the door open because you had to kick yourself back because there wasn't no reverse. Nick, one day me and my cousin went to Chick-fil-A and we was got, we both had our foot out and we were like kicking our foot back. Too fine-ass, bitch, we walked by lamb.

Look at them, they kick in the car. My cousin started crying a little bit. Bitch you walk in. Like, cool, don't let them get to you. Keep kicking. We're almost there. Stay true to the mission. You gotta be proud of your fucked-up car.

If you're not, you ain't gonna never be able to make it out there, bitch. You gotta be proud of what you got. You gotta act like whatever you're driving, you're driving on purpose, Nick. I need to drive on a van. Me too. I don't take bitches up for a date, just act like I play at a picnic all the time. Yeah, I got the picnic, we gonna do it for a shit. Because I ain't want the band to be creepy, I had to act like you have purpose.

Look at all the women like, that's cute, I like that. A van photo shoot picnic, I fuck with it. Hey, still to this day though, bro? I still like, when my car had to see her to go up by itself, when I get the car. You got that bitch slap you in the face. Sometimes this shit gets stuck though when I cut my car from me. I know I gotta get out my car.

This nigga had to live. This nigger had the limbo out of the wheel. But now, shit, I'd rather deal with the old car problems and the new car problems. These new cars make you feel like you ain't in control of your own life. Talk your shit. You try to park the car for a second with the seatbelt off. Boom, boom, boom. I know, bitch.

I'm going to put it on in a second. Fuck. That little thing will get on my fucking, I remember, bro. I remember the old car. I don't know if the sensor went out, but they need to dame like that all the time. You just ride. Did he do you call me? Oh my God, you can hear over the radio.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Don't go on. You must be high, you hear your heartbeat. That's what you know you're high for real. When your shit starts sounding like that? Bro, cool out, you tripping, bro. You scrape, bro.

You feel that too, bro. Bro, my heart, bro. I feel it too, bro. I can hear my heartbeat. What is saying? D-d-doo-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-- What the fuck y'all gave me, man? A little boy, the cool out, bro.

You're tripping. Nah, bro. He's about to die, bro. Who we need to call? Hey, when you die, who we need to call? My mama. Call 9-1-1 my heart. Bro, sit back and relax.

I can't relax. Bro, you scat me, bro. You scrape. What's your? Huh. Fuck that, man. I don't like to be too high, niggas. I do.

I hate being high, hot, hot. I do. Too high when you ask God, please, God, please. If you just bring me down, I swear to God, please, God. Oh, my God, please, God. I ain't, never said that. I always be like, appreciate. I'm special Lord for let me be this high with you.

You special. I know I'm high because I'm talking to you. That's you, boy. Ain't no way in the world. I got asthma. I can't do it. I remember when I first got high, ha, ha, ha. Nika, that shit started.

Just like that, I want you to be with me. I was hitting that shit now. It wasn't that hard at first. I was talking shit like, boy, that's shit here. But I was hearing it, though. Ooh. You are a dog, man.

You know, I was gonna lie all the time. You know, I was gonna lie all the time. You know, I do. There you go. Oh, shit. That's a water. There you go, bro. Yeah, yeah, bro.

I appreciate it, but y'all, yeah. You got a bathroom. Yeah, yeah. Y'all got a bathroom. Ah, shit. Bro, why are you in the kitchen, brue? Hey, bro. Hey, bro.

Hold up, my nigga, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, bro, bro, calm down, bro, calm down, bro. Man, we got, bro, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, oh, shit, he's tripping. He tripping, he tripping. Hey, wipe your mouth, bro. Wipe that shit off your lip. He needs some milk, I think he needs some milk. I need some pussy.

Let me see if we got any extra pussy in now. We can bark. Just a little piece of extra. Anybody bring any extra with them. This young man's license at stake right now. Y'all gonna act like that, Will? I think you're answering wrong. If there's any ladies in the house tonight who would be gracious enough

to donate some pussy, just for one pump per day, you can save. this young man's life. I love, they're going for it. Get back sick, my nigga. If you want to help, if you have a pussy and you want to use your pussy for the greater good, then you need to come in and save this boy's life. He's struggling. He hasn't had pussy in mumps.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, man, stop wooing. Stop wooing. I'm going to do stop. You said, nah her, nah, huh? You by the way, let me die, bitch. Shut up. Anybody else? Anybody else? Third row, second row, anybody. Anybody?

How you feel about white women? Got a white lady right here. No, we're in Durham. No, we're not going to do that. No. We don't need nobody getting charged with anything tonight. Uh-uh. They're going to charge me with murder.

Yeah, we're looking for just someone who is willing to do. This man is dying. Man, I'm up there in the cheap seat. Come on down. If you all the way on the third row, just throw your pussy towards the stage. She's all the way in the back. Your pussy can't help. It's too far in the distance.

We need a pussy that's closer to the action, please. Come on, Sands. Mohawk. How many shares do you want to donate? She got the Mohawk. She said she can't get you no... She can't give you the main pussy, but she gave you some sad pussy. She loves D.C.

Do you love D.C. enough to save his life tonight? Do you love him enough to save his life? Look at him. He's dying. He's dying. All he needs, come save his life, please. Come, please, please, come around. We found someone to save D.C.'s life. Donate a little pussy to save his life.

Come on up here. Don't need a little bus yet to save a life Now all you have to do is just sit it on him and save his life he needs you he's dying Save the life. Pussy saved life. Oh, pussy has saved my life. Get your head. It's your head.

I think I'm going to. Thank you. This is a star. She used their pussy for the grave. What's your name? Now, for 20 cents a day, you can feed me for the rest of your life. Her name is diamond. How long have you been loving D.C.?

He says fine. So you've been going to put that bus on. Thank you for saying. Thank you. You are a true hero. You're not here with nobody in you. An American legend. Who you here with that girl with this seat through shirt on?

That's your mama? That's your mama? Oh shit! Told you. She wore shit earlier. Not only has she used her pussy for the greater good. Mama has used the vintage pussy to provide a pussy to save a life. Yes.

Look at mama. She's like, I want to say some no life. I want to say some more lives. You didn't see that old-ass move she did. She said. Then she's going to say, I want to see you. No, you don't. I couldn't imagine if you're ready to fuck you

and you over that neck and doing this shit. Dancing like she had a Lord Kim video. She didn't have been to any of your video. I'd be mad as hell. She over there butt-n-naker with their fanny pack on. Shout out to all the ladies that don't know how to be sexy. We appreciate y'all too. You don't know what to do.

You don't have to be sexy. I said, you're not going to be goofy as hell. I'll be trying. What about this wig, bag? Uh-uh. Fix it. But real niggas don't give a fuck about that, ladies. All that lingerie and all that shit.

Some dudes might like it. But me, I fuck you in a bad. potato sack if i like you i don't give a fuck i have never seen a woman i don't give a fuck i like pussy that's pussy long as you cover it up till i get to it i don't care what you cover it up with you can cover it up with a wedding dress for all i give him a fuck it's coming off when i see you so shirt just wear a shirt with nothing on just wear a shirt so sexy oh i like seeing that ass when it just you know what he's doing yeah but just don't wear a shirt with a rest-and-piece picture on the front of it that's confusing the nigga by the fuck

with your ex-man. Now he loved me. I'm sure he did, but turn the shirt backwards or something. I don't, you know, feel like that they're looking at the bathroom with the work panties on. Oh, the work panties. You know, the work panties, them are the serious business painting. Yeah. Look like they put in an envelope. You gotta be on time with the goddamn blood dupes, nigga. You gotta be on time with the goddamn bradoops, nigger. You gotta put in the end.

They come with the Badoops on time. You know you're feeling with the word panties. He would laughing. He was laughing. The one that look like they're on backwards, the big tall hand pants. The one that comes on. They look like the panties they get a kid's when they use the bathroom on themselves in elementary school. You got the goddamn little fucking old lady panties on.

The big white ones out the pack. They come through the pack. Yeah, she's working in a warehouse. They're comfortable. They call the pens. She worked at the warehouse. I know why they call the pens. Why?

Because if you shit, is it gonna catch it? It depends on it. Right on time, nigga, there you go. This nigger get better and better. Depends on how heavy your shit in, I think. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the movie pass era,

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I told you how my mom I'm old, right? Nicker, I'm on the phone going to cry to me, the bitch, right? Nick, I'll kill that pussy on the phone. 30 minutes, nigga. I go down and stand, my mama doesn't sleep on the phone. She had heard everything you going to do, nigga. She probably was crying. Ooh, John, John, you know something down there.

You're going to do it like that, baby. She's going to love you. She's going to bring it up at the wrong time. So you eat pussy now. My mother heard the whole conversation. She'll walk up in the phone, Mama. But like you see, you can always tell when older women trying to be sexy.

Why? Because they always go in there and put the baby oil on their feet. Once they shine no goddamn feet up, she ready to talk some shit then. You ever had sex with an older lady? It don't go nothing like you think is going to go. She agreed with everything you say, I'm going to come over there and put that dick on your ass.

I hear you baby. Fuck the shit at you, Miss Gloria. Well, come on, then, sweetheart. I have to get off work tomorrow at 2.30. At 2.35, I want you at me. Hey, I'm going to tell you who the freakyest old ladies in the world is. The ladies that work at K&W, nigger, them old ladies be on it. You go at K&W, they be trying to holl at you.

Hey, hey, hey, what do you want with your entree, young man? Let me get the chicken strip. You want the chicken strip? Let me see your chicken strick. But there's you. That nigga, you know all of them good grocery. Look at him. You should have seen how the nigga was smattering when you got a, you hit it with me.

Well, happy in here. How long have you been with him? How long have you been with him? That's your best friend. Oh, this goddamn one of them. They're supposed to be in here together. That thing just said the lame and shit out. That my bit free.

Hold on. So you made it see. like that was your bitch but really that's your best friend you like that man you gonna you're ain't shit he's making all the niggins with their side bitch nervous like hey nigger move on god damn but to draw attention to everybody who in here on the date but you with your friend she's like yep i'm gonna fuck you you with your friend yes you're co-worker y'all asking the wrong shit ladies make some noise you with a nigger he's not You got your nigga though.

That's the same shit. Oh, you want to call the date. Look at the niggins sit beside. A bitch, that is terrible. Can't call the date. Look at the old school couple right now. Oh, huh. Deacon, deacon, man.

Right there, right there. How long y'all been together, bro? For life. 49 years. 49 years. 49 years. You know what you said? That's amazing.

That ain't you said 49 years. Ooh, 49 long years. 49 years, y'all probably met. Y'all, who, 49 years. You can't even dream on some new pussy. She showed up in the dream. Get these bitches out of here. Wait your ass up and cut that goddamn yard.

49 years. You got the nerve to be dreaming of some new bitches. Y'all probably met at a Jackie Wilson concert. My heart is crying, crying, lonely tear drops. My heart will never stop. Can you imagine having to play a record to get some pussy? Oh, my God. Shit.

Where are you guys from? Durham? 49 years. Where did y'all meet? We made it in a segregation rally. He was with her. He was with her where a Coca-Cola cost a nickel. We was trying to fight for unity.

That's what we went on. When he first started a fucking, he probably spent. about a good $2 on that putter. That was a lot back there. That was a lot of money. You know, back then I didn't do about some church shoes. That's back in the day when you had to ask her father, could you take him?

Mr. Jackson, I was wondering if I could take Mabel down to the county fed and have a hamburger. That didn't almost trip me up. You're talking about taking Mabel in a goddamn way, son. Sir, I just want to tell you that my friend, my brother. I was going to take my little brother. take my little brother me my brother pee we was just wondering if we could take mabel down to the county fair just to have a ride the ferris wheel and maybe get a cheese burger well son what do you do for a living son well me and my brother pee well we worked down on a tobacco farm

for mr white man down there we worked for the white man down we work we worked hard every day we worked hard every day okay well i worked hard for years to make sure that mabel never came in contact with no suckers so what i need to know is what you plan on doing to my daughter and why you need another nigger with you to do it to be honest sir my little brother said if i go i got to take him with me and i just wanted to keep everything on up and all we wanted to do was take it down to the county fair get some crack can't hamburger and made to sing a song with us couple rides yeah a couple rides a couple rides sir i got two dollars i want to spend on me hud my little brother peewee because they didn't think he was going to be alive but he got two quarters

he died earlier and then the lady gave him some pussy and he came back to let's shut your mouth you do a whole lot of talking but i don't see no action where's your vehicle son well i was going to ride my horse lightning down there it's 49 years ago sir we rides horses he won two championship derby sir that's what he do well well well well my lady Well, you know, my baby, Mabel is a good girl. No, I sit by a church practice. You know the practice that we do for church? Yes, yes, yes.

We're a good Christian, sir. Well, Mabel is a good girl. Let me get you to hush your mouth when I'm talking to you, son. He's a rude, sir. He's a rude, sir. Listen to me. Now I'm going to allow you to take my daughter out on this here shindig that you want to take off. Thank you.

But I'm going to give you the rules. You touch her, I keep. Well, I don't think that's a problem, sir, because we didn't die before, sir. We've been dead before, sir, so that won't be no problem. Okay, well, long as you know that, Mabel, come on out here, Mabel. Now, you see, she has on a nice church clothes, make sure she doesn't get dirty. Make sure you bring her back on time. All right.

All right. Yes, sir. All right. Give me a shake, sir. Oh, hell no. You're just to firm it up, boy. What if somebody attacks my child? How are you going to defend her?

I don't want to shake your hand. You look like you do something nasty with yours, son. You right, sir? I does do a lot of nasty shit, sir. All right. Y'all go on now. Y'all be back here before 11.30 now. Why the fuck you ride my horse?

This bitch listened to everybody. You ain't shit. Whatever. That's how they... What was 49 years ago? I can't count. when Marlut the King was trying to fight for freedom. Shit, 49 years ago, that was 1970. 49 years ago was 1903.

Boy, y'all probably was on the phone. He was with her through the gas crisis. Always in forever, all night long. Always and forever. He was with her with songs was nine minutes long. They used to dance like this at the prom. Just like the dream to me I like you, I like you

That somehow came true And I know tomorrow will still be the same Go back now, bro, everybody in that rocket right here That I won't ever change And every day Love be your own special way I saw this was a way of my heart away with a smile

Take time to tell me you really can And we'll share tomorrow together I always love you forever look at they're about the fuck man oh look Parks got his hand on her

yeah uh huh remember that remember that uh huh remember that don't you remember that don't you lady remember that she didn't put a purse on her last stop Charles no ain't no stop ain't no stop uh huh that's how I got you the last time

don't move don't move You was on your period that year But you didn't went through menopause now You don't went through menopause And that pussy mine forever Always and forever My nigger, Charles All right, hold up

We gotta get the game from What's the secret that's staying together 49 years y'all Say what? She's like, shit, we just got her to get her to get a divorce for that What should take? Take it personal They've been divorced for 39 years.

They just got backed together. They got it back to get on Facebook. Charles, is that you? Oh, Mabelin. I am still on 36th Street, did you? Roll past your house the other day and said, Mabelay. What's the trick? What's the secret? You gotta trust one another.

That sounds like he pulled up to work every day with you. Trust one another. How do you keep that trust through 49 years, though, like, because everybody changes, people change, things change. How do you manage to stay trusting in a person over that long period of time, Rogee? He's his stalking. Huh? He said what? He got to be happy. You have it?

You have to trust one. See, he's stuck on that, he keeps in the same. You have to trust for it. That's what they told him in counseling. And I trust her. So we trust each other. Really what he's saying is, I got to do whatever the fuck. Because the trust that she gives me, I gives it right back.

What he's saying is, what I mean is, I just got to listen to whatever the fuck she's saying. That's pretty much it. I don't know what nothing that is in the house. I don't know nothing. I get up, I get dressed. Where's my clothes at, Mabelene? Over there. Where's my keys at Mabelene down there?

Where's my dick at Mabelene? Hopefully in you, baby. That's what I hope. Boy, I bet they talk to each other so crazy. Oh, my house. A couple been together that long. All they do is, aren't it. I can't stand you.

I can't stand your motherfuckin' ass either. You think you're the only one tired. You didn't get you out of that much. That's what you need to do. All she do, walk around here fucking with me. Hell, shit. Why do you get your mama? Damn.

That's how he'd be talking to his son. You didn't come get you got a damn. All she do, walk around here, cussing at me, and all that old kind of shit. Hell. Damn. Damn. That's not you know the old nigga man.

He's just getting a sense with a bunch of cussberg. Shit. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Damn. Shit.

She gonna put a motherfucker hands on me. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. They can see me. So morning. So who do y'all, man. Y'all, man.

Y'all ought to be in the Black History Museum. history of museum real right 49 years of love sight 1970 you still ain't said when y'all met it though what did you meet this your love and what's segregation really that's high school y'all y'all got a high school for black men in the white and there was colors they wasn't black back then it was color that's why listen it was a whole lot easier to stay down for that long when you met in the 70s Because there wasn't no STDs that could kill you then. Like, you started all fucking raw in the 70s. You pulled a condom out.

Something really wrong, but you were in the 70s. Like, what is that, sir? No condo. 70s? No, no age. You're fucking a bitch with the money. Herbiz and shit. They ain't a bit that shit till the crack came out.

Right. In high school, y'all brought a boy. Y'all was high school sweetheart, man. That's probably beautiful in the 70s. And you couldn't really, wasn't safe to be black all the way and y'all had each other? Bro, do you know how much shit he'd have missed in 49 years? Nothing, they ain't missed nothing.

They got squirters now. Squirters weren't out in the semesters. OG, they got pusses that squirt back like, bro, I'm telling you. You ain't had none of that new shit? They got Wi-Fi on these pussies. You still got the plug. That pussy up. These pusses.

Pussy connecting. You don't need no cord or not. There's a lady right there in the middle that's a fitness. She said, these niggas don't have no sense. Why would he tell him that? He don't need to know that. Man, these pussies that came along. 2,000, man.

It's a new pussy out there. It's brand new one. That she came out. That she didn't fly to you. That she didn't Uber eats. They ain't as good as the one you got. Yep, my pussy be here in 20 minutes. Nope, they ain't as good as the one you got.

You can tell from the music. In the 70s, pussy was so good, the whole crew would sing for the pussy to come back. Have you seen her? Tell me, have you seen her? They were looking for. They was looking for the puzzle. Should I see that face everywhere I go?

She's in my dream. Even at the picture of a show. Have you seen her? Did the big say, have you seen it? Tell me, have you seen her? Oh, nigger, that old school, that got real disrespectful. For real. What?

I don't know that about this. Used to be my girl. That man a nigga was walking down the street, having love with his girl. The old change just showed up. Ask me how I know. Ask me how I know And I'll tell you so

She used to be my girl Nigger For real They used to they were straight out with it Oh girl I'd be in trouble if you left me now Because I don't know where to look for love I just don't know how

You know what that mean? You know what that mean? That man he didn't even nowhere to start looking. See, I grew up in a whole other area. You grew up in that era. Bust that look over. I grew up at that.

I grew up at that, bitch you don't know that? Uh-huh. Bitch you don't know that? Uh-uh. You won't pay the shit that I did. You don't know my sin. You don't know that.

Hey, on some real shit, Trick Dad is the first nigger that I heard talking about in each the man. The nigg said, ate the cooching with your legs up. eggs up, then I all in your pot. Oh.

Who remember that shit? She made it with nasty. The manned nigga was a nasty-ass song. And you ain't understand none of Trick Daddy part, but Trina came and talking shit for the day. She's an original city girl. She gave me the credit.

All the city, all this new shit to women doing talking about dropping it down on a dick and sucking dick and all that shit. Little Kim and Trina. The first ones that Little Kim so nasty, she's, I used to be scared of the dick.

Now I don't lift. to the shit. Handed me. Like a real bitch. I'm like, well, what did the fake bitch do? Because I take that too. What the fuck, man? This shit ain't nothing new, man. But what Traynor said, you don't know now bitch that in the business as I've been.

Uh-huh. I'm a five or six. Best friends. Uh-huh. That's enough to get a whole goddamn city shout up. If five niggas in Durham found out that they were fucking the same one, this whole city getting shot up. Gonna be about 12-13 niggis did.

You don't know that? Uh-uh. You don't meet you by me. But it's all the bitch about this. You don't know now. Uh-uh. Should have bought a good to you. Said if that's got to fit to do.

That's do it on down. Uh-uh. But it's got to beat by me. But it's not a bitch about me. That's going on now. It's the hardest land that you. That's no. That nigga said.

I like a bitch like you. Oh, that bitch like you. I can bitch like you, I can fight a bitch like you. You're a dog, uh-uh. No, no, you a-down, uh-uh. I wonder who had that nigga was in the back they were doing that. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Bitch, you a no gun. Uh-uh. That's your home boy that you take with you everywhere. Uh-uh.

Yeah, the nigga read with in there were like, come back, go here and see it. I'm saying. Uh-huh. You're stupid. Uh-uh. You're gonna be on the chase. Uh-uh. All right.

But the thing is, niggas, we all like to listen to some violent shit from time to time. Everybody had been the thug in their car. At some point, a whole thug. But this new shit ain't getting a little too violent. Like, they kill it on another level on the music. Now, y'all got some young niggas from Durham with the 83rd, maybe?

Lurking, you know we sweat when we got the chopper, we come through, 7.6-2, rip-through put that boy in the news. I'm like, damn, I don't want to go outside now, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Can you know what? You know that. Ha ha.

Ha ha. Nope. Nope. No. Can you hit a passing star, so you're like that? Page Bob 2, and shit is grow through. Jesus loves too, but you're no nerd. He can say ventilize, you're no nerd.

Hey, what are you doing? That'll be fucking to preach it, bird. You know now preacher. We can preach a sermon like me, tell you where you need to be. If it isn't, oh shit. I can't think of a Bible verse. I don't know.

I was about to say it. If this he is, that's not a Bible. That's a fucking eyedraud. Jesus We turn it to a gospel song Jesus You know now preacher Who's standing in the bullpen

And talk that gospel speak You already know what I'm with now Preacher Cheezer Cheezer Say you're a now preacher Because you're no now preaching Who's far right or seven Make everybody go to heaven

You need right and left Now you know now preach Cheezer Cheezer now preaching Jesus. Hey, you don't know now preachers? In the pool, bitch, I do the most. Man, y'all ought to catch the holy ghost. She's like, ah, ah, yeah, oh, you're no now preaching.

Jesus. You know now, preach, Jesus. Nope, no, you're no damn priest. That's about to go this hard, keep all my faith in God. But I still told the ride, man, and you're no now preaching, Jesus. No, no, you know now, bitch, Jesus. Hey, you don't know, damn, bridge, been married 49 years.

But these tetties ain't his, you know, an average. Oh, oh, you're on average, geezer. You're going to hell. We're going to hear. All of them are you. All of y'all are going with us. Oh, ain't it in my. Oh, go ahead.

You don't know average, Jesus. You know an average, Jesus. Hey, you know what average, Jesus. Hey, okay, all we want to do, fucking run and shoot, not going to eat the mood. You don't know that priest, Jesus. Ah, I, ah, I, you know what a damn, Jesus. For the next thing, you're going to know what damn preach me. Oh, that's what I'm going to try to make you crazy.

Do you know I got a baby? Uh, first lady sitting next to a sad lady. You know what a man, preach, Jesus. You don't know what you got? You don't know what the damn preacher. Come on. Put Jesus in your face. Yeah, make you feel great.

Pastel collection, play. And you're a little now priest, okay. Okay. You're an old now priest. You got one at D.C. with you back. You're no now preacher. Let's see. Jesus ain't going to blame me.

No, he ain't crazy. They're pushing that saved. You're no now preaching, Jesus. You're no down priest, Jesus. Say, you're no down preacher. Yeah. That got kids on the side. Get everybody baptized.

But 22. on a brand new guy that you're no damn preaching Jesus If you're no damn preaching Jesus Stop, stop, listen, we're going to hell Cut that out That was crazy Y'all gonna be sick at the shit They're rocking like the hill

Y'all going to be all the way to church in mind You're no damn preaching Jesus Nope, nope You don't know damn preach Jesus Look at the white people, yeah? This is at the cathedral The white people are going to leave Like these guys really love Jesus

What is wrong. What is what happened when you eat booty? Ugh. Stop. No. White people, y'all, y'all, y'all. Were you eating enough ass that it make you burp? I ain't saying I eat the all the ass.

I eat specific ass. Bro, what is you going through? Is it my birthday? I'm going through a lot of shit, okay? Clearly. Uh, y'all miss that one. You gonna catch that one later. You gonna catch that one later.

That one's gonna hit you when you're going home. Cheeks out. Shout out to the white people. We know you guys listen to a little bit different God. The glory, the master, the glory is arrived by God, the master. The man, white people be in church for eight minutes. Jesus, we're not going to take up a lot of your time, you're already awesome. Jesus loves me to read them.

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go crazy I be damn I see j j j red that nigger jump shot talking about uh uh what it stevie care yeah j rana can do it The same nigger. The same nigger. The same nigger. He will pull that bitch off from anywhere. Hey there, you ready? Give my check.

Have one. That way, when you go to the pros, it was like, you could tell us a different, bro. It's like, there's a lot of elite niggas in the game that's on the same shit as you. You ain't planned against niggas that you not know how to put that on with that little inch earlier or something. Okay, cool. Copy that. Who?

He got better in the league. He got better in the league. Just AJ. He started on the ground and shit. Right. I'm taking force on a jump shot. I miss a jump shot. It was like, I felt like it kind of fell out with the jump shot, but he got bored of better.

Team is left. Yeah. You used to be in gym. You're going to be as a ninnies. And they're like, no, everybody. I do it myself. That love with everybody. Everybody.

Everybody. I don't get a fucking. You don't even talk about it. And they're on team going to read. ain't even going to read. I tell you guys all the time, I say, y'all play 2K. I said you all I need that like 66 rating, don't bust your ass. Fetch.

Fetch. They might be like 60K rating, but they'll bust your ass. They'll bust your ass. They all like a 66 of that dream. I'm good. I'll take a 66. Free throw. You're on the game, man.

They put me on the game. I get the game. I get the game. I ain't on the game. My niggie y'all plug, bitch, all the motherfucking machine do all this stupid ass shit and I ain't need no, that bitch. Yeah, everybody got their face on that, boy. I don't think we're getting on the game, I just think you the shit better. To this day, I still think I lied to me.

This shit cold, bro. I appreciate thaw, bro. Right. Man come true, fucking round job, boy. Dude. Dude, that shit be high in it, man. It's definition. HIPP, I'm so... I'm so...

I'm so... Small as hell, but it's live. I know it here, but that shit. Hey, dude, niggins y'all like the goddamn Gold State Warriors. I'm gonna do it. My A NWACP by Snoider ad. And the NTWA, ah!

I get you 50, bro. Don't come from me, love. We're gonna hear. You gotta do it, I'm gonna do it, honey. Yeah, with us, you got a bus to lead 40. It's crazy. Say no, my God, I didn't want you to make my new boy, got me. Say no more.

Say no more. Say no more. I'm coming to the game. I'm coming. I already told myself how we're coming to the game. They didn't slide through the show. That should be crazy because we've got y'all. You know, man.

So it's just like, you see y'all and we still be having to understand. Folk be fucking with us. She's gonna watch. She takes her because I did steal you away. I'm sorry. She would grab a dream. Oh, she would grab a dream. Right, I did you disappear.

She's coming back. I told her. I'm right back. But the crazy part about it to see, like, black man doing the same shit. And we be reciprocating that same love, like I have no tip. But every time I go around, I'm like, I'm happy in here. Like, here now, buddy, my eye. You know, we're cool in hell.

Like, if I'm still one of my favorites. I'm still one of my favorite rappers. I can't just act like he's not my favorite raffles just because I know this, you feel. But like, no, nigga, I want you to butt-ass-law, boy, fuck like, he ain't that big. You feel, it's unlike Jay to see, nigga, and had that same type of energy,

like, I, fuck with you. And you said, like, nah, man, I'm fucked you. Oh, why this shit? This shit, man. Yeah. All black on. All black on, they don't know how. All black on, they don't know how.

They're trying to come on with the games in's old while. Let me tell you, uh-un-un-pile. We know how this here. All of them games y'all are trying to play. It ain't going to work. We legit. We're black-owned. We're doing it by the book.

All that playing game shit, y'all stop playing game. We black! And we own this shit on paper. Huck you, man it. Stopped. We got everything. Fuck y'all think you're talking about, man. You think we engaged in be employees for the rest of our law?

Ha! Who? Ha! Peasant! Peasant! Fucking off with that hat! Can't go to work and listen to your goddamn boss. Better quit your job to become a goddamn boss. You're getting tired of being told what to do?

You got a better car in your box. Come on, man. I need to get out of one of them cars with a seatbelt cord like that. He don't even have a college degree trying to tell you what to do. That's why I wasn't shit at work. That's why he tried. He's bad shit on your ass. I wasn't shit at the job.

Because I was smarter than everybody who they ever tried to do. who they ever tried to put ahead of me. The motherfucker wasn't smart enough to tell me what to do. Stupid as. I know you stupid because I didn't convince you that I'm doing what the fuck you said that... I ain't never listened. You know what my supervisor told me. I'm trying to work overtime.

She said I'm gonna need you to understand that everybody have to have a chance to overtime. I said, I ain't never heard no bullshit like that a damn my life. Everybody got to get a chance. As you can see them four want to go home. Why you tell them folks coming back over? before coming back over here and be like people I'm in your face like look I'm gonna work me let me get it oh give somebody we got to take turn I said big take time this about when you get no turn bitch about this is my time oh you're gonna go home

because I'm gonna be the job for so long so I'm trying to cash out while I'm there I need to bar card I got I got a car from here right so they see you like who won't uh Yeah, man. All the time. You can stay. Tank top is still tough in the drone. All right. They're hot.

Oh, that shit, man. They're going on. I'm going to go out of the street like that. Shit, it's hot. You know. I'm going to go out. I get two. You know, I'm going to give no fault.

Yeah. Take them blood. I'm trying to ride out. I'm trying to turn this shit to a asshole. Part-time. You did. I'm going to get that age. Got that old a fool?

Come back. Oh You got to give it a lot of a chance I'm sitting there about to cross the street I'm still hell You can't get up man one time I'm a photo work and say I don't worry about it That bit walking across the street got there

And you know we'd get between the car I got there Ha ha ha You got me Oh, you're gonna pop Ah, that bitch they don't stay that down They might be fucked up Can I see a base all when you clock out?

Man, you got back to see me coming in, it was like, people leave at like, both. You see me come in like, 7.30? She's like, she's like, heard him. He got his hours, man. Ooh, got my ass, I got me fucked up. I need my hours, man.

I need it. You got a bag. You got a bag. You got to run through this real quick. Yeah, that's a coach from Duke. Yeah. You got, right there, dude. We got to check out your bag.

God. Damn, nigga. Appreciate you. But I take this. I take this you right here. I appreciate you. But you go your head got them, pregnant pit bull and puppy nipples got that.

Shit. Ha ha. Ha ha. Fuck you. They just laid some puppies around this bitch. I knew I heard some little puppies around this bitch. Stupid. I don't want to tell you.

Have anybody heard them sing them, man? What we're going to feel to do that? If we're going to have options to break people on the shore, like a towel show. That what you're going to do that? I'm just bringing ideas that y'all have availability to do that for something. All right, I'm gonna do like a day game, we can scout, because you gotta go pre-scout the audience members, that's why.

Y'all just pre-scouts some motherfuckers and we'll have them. We got to show on this one. That's what I'm saying, so you can have it finished. I'm tired. Yeah, that's gonna make it easier. That's the one. Just scouts some people for whatever you want to scout them for, and if we get them, we get them.

Alright, let's go. Good idea. Like Dissue? You get some bad. You get some fat. You get some fat. Like, yeah. All the way around, that's what it is.

Play the leaf a little bit. Oh, for real? That's what it is. And congratulations. Nigger, nigger, maybe. I'll be right back. It went to grab. Move back.

Ah. I just know it's historic all around the city. How? It's historic all around the city. It's just a story of all around the city. It's a story. You know.

bro the white people act they be like this shit right they like hi oh what about you that's crazy really what about the history is history you can't just like not it's like dinosaurs they try to make us forget like we never had bro they try to make you not think about dinosaurs niggins we had dinosaurs me these bruntas we had dinosaurs me these bruntas That's how they try to make niggins think about slavery. Slavery is like dinosaurs, niggas, this thing. Shut the fuck up. No, nigger.

They don't talk about this shit forever. But, fuck. Hey, shout-da. I remember that movie back in the day of school. school when we used the young kids went back in time I think with that Marley King move oh that shit that was okay repeat that last call please that last call please All right, I'll send them.

Take a cigarette. Literally, turn. Let's catch you guys. My Lord, Heavenly Father, thank you for allowing us all to come here to get here safe, be amongst family. Let us go out here and be on our best, give them the people what they want, get everybody involved in the show,

and put on a great show, and everybody be at the height of their game. In Jesus' name we pray, amen. Amen. Sir, Nehito. We see the band's shirt. We already ready late on time. Oh, we ready?

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