The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Emergency Meeting ft. Billy Sorrells & Tyler Chronicles | Ep. 87

Episode Date: July 7, 2017

Karlous Miller and DCYoungFly are back in the studio!! Plus they brought Billy Sorrells and Tyler Chronicles wit em! They called an emergency meeting to discuss whats going on in these streets with Rob and Blac Chyna, La La and Carmelo, North Korea and more!! This is a must listen! It was so good we had to make a 2 part series! This is part 1 of the 2 part series! Thank you for listening! Enjoy. Subscribe and Share our Videos! http://85southshow.com/ > INSTAGRAM http://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ > TWITTER http://www.twitter.com/85southshow/ > FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE SQUAD KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T NEWMAN - @joetnewman CHAD OUBRE - @chadoubre LANCE CRAYTON - @cat_queso Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Say what, say what, say what, say what. Today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's in church. With your stagnant ass. You're going to go straight back to work.

With your stagging ad. While your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stagging air. Now you got to try to crank it first. With your stagin' ass

Oh shit, you gonna be lay for work With your stanging ass You ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass Hey We don't bend over see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the loo

Niggas talking about Them niggins fucking hang with that shit International I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now hey

I'm telling where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid But I might jump on the plane In Pau-A-Voula-la-Frant I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities

Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hey Niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits

I say they small and they round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up

I'll apologize I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't like a crazy man I don't give him a crazy man For a crazy man If you give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you

Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if it's see is great Than Carlos

Really want some of that pussy girl I don't like that Yeah, hold a smell But I'm a fuck, no Pudson got a smell but I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm going to fuck no Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got a smell

But I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm going to fuck go Man Hold on, we got a You know, I'm just saying we got a we'll do the intro and then we'll bring in yeah we got a nice panel in here today room for the extraordinary gentleman who could help us get down to what's going on with the going zone we're recording hello if you are sensitive you don't like the use of curse words

you get mad when you hear words like bitch motherfucker pussy vagina dick hole meat flap 85 self show may not be the podcast for you this is not a warning this is foreshadowing

not saying that anybody on this show uses words as meat flaps but we might so if you are sensitive fuck you turn this shit off man this podcast not for you This podcast is for niggas who liked three instants before they light the blunt You know what I'm talking about?

Much love to all my niggas who recently purchased a house coat. Got to get them house coats. This podcast for all the niggins who digging their toes and break their weed down with the same fingers Fungi finger weed having that ass, boy. You can't hear shit, right? I can hear shit.

All right, okay. Can you? Maybe I just couldn't. I still ain't got shit. Hey! Yeah, yeah. You can hear? Yeah, I could.

Just did that. But I'm saying, you got to play in your head. Yeah, I can hear. Yeah, I'm the only one dead, though. Yeah, yeah, I'm in there. Hey, yeah. You're a grown baby. Can we hit the A-C?

No. I ain't going to lie, boy, this shit feels like the seventh Sunday. It ain't no such thing as the seventh Sunday. But if it was, we did. This is it right here. I ain't like. Well, we at the church got there

anniversary. Yeah. And we got 10 more choirs to go. 10? 10 more choirs. What kind of revival? Well, we're at all the revival. And they got their stanking

that water fountain in the front of there. And water found. Why is the water fountain? Joe. Are you rolling on this right now? Yeah. Why are the water? It's just mine.

What kind of water y'all got in the church, though? Right, you got to put your mouth for your lip gonna touch the little shit a little bit. Like, but get your lip off the damn thing. I ain't tried to. I'm just thirsty. This podcast is for any woman that has been fingered on a church bush.

It's for you. Out of my left side. Yeah, I'm the only one with those now. For some reason. Yeah, it's one side. It's my nose. And I'm not talking about it. My new.

I'm not talking about the kitchen disease. I'm talking about my nose. That you get that different than white guy. Hold on. Yeah, they get it. I don't know. You know that. Yeah, me too. Now, you remember Brenda, right? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, she, uh, yeah, you know what she did. And she came over, I said, hey, now she pulled the drawers down. And the, and the pushy was as long as 85. Come on. I spread it open. It was like somebody had opened up a hot tuna, tuna fish out of like it. You want to spread it? Ha! Get out here.

Get out here. I figured, no, it's the wrong. It's not the right. It's not the right. Hey, let me hate that blood Let's see what's happening If you wait a get a pop and get it crack Yeah, go that we're smoking

And we're smoking And we're choking Hey, we ain't no resisting me better hold it Hey, put the dick in your mouth, bitch Now the shit is working I can hear my damn self Now the shit is working I can hear my damn self

We can get the podcast started It can be a motherfucking party Call some bitches some holes let everybody know what happened to the motherfucking beat Hey, they want to say Hey, put a motherfucker wild and out

clip or promo Hold up, hey, you've already know MTV to go out the dog What's going to happen? We're standing in looking at that wild and out. We're whiling out. We're packing out. Everything we're stacking out.

Everybody in him is a comedian. We'll tell you joke and we'll beat your bitch a bitch. And her excella And that pussy is mine I would tell that bitch You ain't fine Cause I ain't on no raw

bitch bitch I raw bitch Everybody know I girl Give me that shit Yeah I want the tini's on your ass Hey

I rob that whole boy Titty on my hand Give me the knife Right that big girl I take them tithes out And take that ass out Give me the night Tidys back

I would have took all the tithes and ass back Give me the titty I want them dimples back bitch. You're gonna repossess the titty. Man, I'm gonna represent the titty and and give me the knife. That bitch was a bit of been in there looking like a blowout in that motherfucker. Have you seen the old pictures of her before she got anybody, though? She looked like me.

Yeah, I'm about to say that bitch was built like a little boy. She built like a JV boys basketball player. But you're not gonna do. Hey, did y'all see that new, did y'all see the new picture where her ass was out when they posted that shit? Yeah. That shit like a hammer, didn't it? Yeah, it did. like a hamlet. Hey, you see that, hey, her pussy

will Photoshop, though. You see that part? She photoshopped her pussy for she said. Yeah, that pussy ain't that little man. That motherfucker with him. That pussy got it looked like a rushy town. No, she's trying to keep her lips closed. You know, some people, they should just be open. Yeah, she can't keep her lips clothes when she walks in Wilson. Y'all some savages. Y'all already own. It's like an outgate

at the elementary. You didn't do the intro, lo. Keep going. We got it. We need some banter anyway. Oh, okay. Why we get the levels together. Get the banter. Get down and that pussy's a hey. He's trying to be all soulful.

That puts it happen. That puts it is nice. You put it, me? Yeah. She got a little, a little couple of little chin hand right there. Yeah, I see this shit. I see this.

I see it one time, but she told me I was cute one time. Like, yeah, but you got the little shit right there. You're stupid, man. I hate bids, we got like three of them thine. You just be like, I fuck, though. Yeah, I would. He just want to pluck one. Jetty, do she feel it.

You were like, damn, baby, we're so. He's so nice. We called the emergency meeting today. Yeah, too. We really had to get in here and discuss what the fuck is going on in these streets, man. Man, everything going on in these goddamn streets, man. You know, according to the rumors. What's going on?

85. Inside. 85. 85. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. It's your man, Carlson. Hey, yeah. This is about D.C.

you know what's at. How you living, bro? Slow motion, man. He's a hot-haired in this big, bud. I ain't lying, we ain't never been any hot. I don't know what happened. I don't know if they paid the L-acadition of a bill. He's about to say the L bill.

I think they cut the air off specifically, left the lights. They need to come on with it. Chad, go find the thermostat, man. Oh, lazy-ass thing. Say that nigga, I got some coo-ish. Hold on, Chad is not lazy. Chad works at a Mexican speed.

Don't do that to Chad. Billy, you ain't going to say what's up? Hey, man. I'm waiting on y'all to get done. What's just what we do on Navy back? We don't never get done. in here, baby, you know? Shout out to the new green cuffs.

Tyler, what's up, my name? My niggas, man. Appreciate you hitting me up on this emergency meeting, man. I feel like I need to beat it. What's wrong, though? No, no. No, man, you need to do. You got to pay attention, D.C.

I'm paying attention, but I just be hate when I see fuck shit. Talk about it. I can't. Okay. What doesn't happen now? You can't talk about. He got that this shit's like. That shit too real.

That's you know how you had a job and they tell me to come in at 2 o'clock. You're like, you know what? But this is the motherfucker that's paying the bills. Yeah, man. Well, you got to do what you got to do, bro. You got to do it. I guess you really got to do it. No, man, Migo's told you all two years ago what it was.

Business is business. Business is business. So when you got to jump up ahead and you don't know who that could be. Right. That could be the call of a lifetime. That's just what we're at at the level of our career right now. Right. A good and post-midnight business call?

Come on, man. Can't be getting money after midnight. You've been up to some big shit, bro. Welcome to pretext. Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all,

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Yo, I'm talking about. Straight up. Soon as we got to the office. This is the 85 South Shore equivalent to a FEMA relief. It's been so much shit going on in these streets, boys. Hey, that's a good name for Black China's pussy, female relief. It's a whole bunch of niggas been evacuated out that motherfucker right there. Look, we're going to start with the real news first before we get into the bullshit.

Nigger, North Korea is tripping. Them niggas shooting. Them niggas is throwing electronic rocks at us. They broke as fuck. They got y'all some broke boys, North Korea. Y'all don't even have the shit. Guy y'all some broke boys. Y'all don't want to fight with us.

Bruh, bro. Look, I don't know if it's because this is, hey, we just celebrated the 4th of July, but I mean, I know America ain't shit at time, but we live here, my nigga. You're not about to disrespect us. It's like the hood. I mean, we'll disrespect the fuck out of you

and tell you your country ain't shit and y'all beliefs is fucked up, and y'all go to hell, and y'all ain't Christians, and then we'll put a Walmart and the McDonald's over that shit to make sure y'all get fat and increase the teenage pregnancy rate

in the old country and have everybody with diabetes, You bitch. You bitch you. And then make y'all pray to white Jesus. You're going to pray the white Jesus for you leave. That's the final thing. You're going to get round of the down on and white Jesus.

When we come over there and blow y'all shit up and everybody be fucked up because that's what America do. Brough. That's what the fuck don't happen. We don't even go over there no more. It's a nigga pushing the button. Naga, North Korea ain't even the ones who make the PlayStation. We're not fucking.

You don't fucking give a shit about. Y'all's noodles. They make noodles. Man. Hey, man. We fuck with the noodles. If it weren't for the noodles, I don't know where I be. Talk about the motherfucking noodles DC

because the nigga grew up off that. Every nigga that I know got that shit on the hand cause they all way flicking them pack. Do you like chicken? Do you like shrimp? Somebody ate up the motherfucking beef. Now we got beef, noodles on your teeth. Nigger that last bag put up of me on top of the motherfucking refrigerator.

Hit that shit behind the motherfucking bread. You know that's my noodle pack. Bitch, that's what I said. I'm up a nigga ass right there. a nigga ass right there. Nudas gets you locked off when you're in jail. Who the fuck ate my noodles now that got me motherfucking in here mad

than I'm tight-ass hair. Hold up. I'm feeling to take it back. Hey, got to take the season, not the second pack. Hey. Because the first one ain't gonna be enough. Hey. Oh, I'm gonna tell fuck niggins, shake the fuck up.

Hey. I bought these noodles. Better not tell my mama. Hey. Because if she see her empty pack, It's gonna be drama. Hey, she's like you wasted food. You dumb food.

Get what? I ain't getting you no money to go to school. I like my noodle with a little beef in it. Be finny. Cut that sausage up and then I skied in it. Wirt, chest, a sauce. Hey, niggins stop the beat. Hey, man.

Hey, niggas stop hitting the table. Everybody stopped doing shit. Somebody died. of a sausage flavor. He cut sauces up in it, is what he said. Oh, he cut the sauce. Bro. Give him out in L.A. with the shit, man.

That shit, this whole shit was rich. You can't wrap about sausage. Everybody in here had noodles. And when he was like, cut the sauces up, we were like, way. Niggins didn't say, hey, nigga said, way. He was rich. I was ready.

I had it first. Ben and you was rich. I had wordplay. It was work just a sauce. Oh, okay. I didn't like when the niggas skied it in the noodles. I was like, who the fucking. eating that? Why would you skit in your own noodles, man?

Why would you cut your own pennies off and skit in your noodles? It was a wordshel. That's what I got from it. I'm like, this man has skiing in his noodle. You should have put a little more thought into this. Right, digger. But guess what, though? We're going to give you a chance if we got there redeem your dog.

Hey, hey! Back up on that bitch, I'm eat my noodles though. Hey! Some come out the bag, some come out the cup. Got a little carrot, maybe a little pea, a little chop of corn, that's done for me. When you eat them noodles, people call you broke, they call you an asshole.

I put the cheese on that bitch and made a casserole. Type of nigger. Who be doing that shit? Keep the water on hot, don't ruin that shit. Hey, don't hope you. The nigga ain't hair shit. I had noodles, bro. Eat them shits and stack my money on the love.

money on the low. Yeah. I'm the type of nigger. I'm gonna do the world of favor. Yo, yo. Put the whole hood up, nigger. I'm coming out with a damn fake flavor. Hey.

I don't type of nigger, never fuck with a noodle cup. Except that one time, fucked around, got locked up. Hey! Big homie said, yo. Yo, little homie you got the top bunk. Yeah. I said, what, my nigger? You must think I'm a punk.

Hey! Bitch I ain't a hole. Yeah. Bitch, I ain't slow. Nope. The nigg stood up. I said, oh, shit. Where's the one I got, the top bunk?

All right, that's my going to be at. I got a book and everything. I'll be fine up there. Hit the light if you want to. If you sleep the lights on, that's fine too. That thing was humongous. I had no. You said what, now?

I had my head. I said, you said, what, now you want to be top bump? Top of up. Welcome back to the 85 South show. We still fuck with noodles. I mean, I don't personally fuck with noodles, but that was just too hard of a freestyle, not too hard.

Yeah. I do. I would definitely decline on the noodles. Hey, DC, you're getting too much money to fuck with this noodle shit, man. You'll be surprised, man. I like quick-fast food, man. I don't eat like waiting on my food.

I need my shit to be cooked. You need to at least get you a stir-fry, bro. Like, get some other shit. I got some stir-frived, but I don't know what to fry. Nah, they all come together. Oh, we're talking about the little shit. And then the vegetables and the vegetables. I do, man.

You know what else happened? I do. We got to talk about it. What happened? Oh, man. Sad. The car mic a show is canceled. Sad, bro.

I just watched it. I just watched it right before I came here, bro. This is it. Ain't no more. The, the mass shooting episode? Why, why y'all thinking it ain't, ain't, ain't, they fought with him? That's what I said it. Yeah, I think it was creative differences.

They wouldn't let them put the type of shit out he wanted to put out. And, you know, I think all around the cast was like, shit, we really, come on, man, let us talk about the shit we want to talk about. I'm like, no, just give us that happy black shit. Yo, third episode, they didn't even put that shit in the guide. You know what I'm saying? People missed the show because NBC. Yeah. This is what made me uncomfortable about the whole NBC shit.

I saw an ad on, you know how they do the sponsored ads? It was an ad for the Carmichael show sponsored by the network that said. Comedy that's as sharp as a whip. What the fuck? Yeah. Holy shit, there's nobody black working in that office. Somebody should have stood, hey guys, that whip thing. Yep, you probably don't want to do that.

Hey, man. That's how I be sometimes. That's, speaking of, what did you say? Look, this is. Hey! Hey, don't let nobody play with you. Hey! Don't let nobody stay with you.

Hey! Hold on, nigga. I don't know you, dog. Hey! Come on, let me get one more call. Hey, my nigga on the jail. He called me. He said, hey, you know this fool.

I said, nah, I don't really know you, but yeah, what's up? What you're talking to? Said, D.C., you mean. Hey, bring that eye to jail, boy. I said, no, I'm not going to jail, but bring that eyes here, boy. Hey, I told my nigga don't ever put him. him on the phone again. If you do, I'm gonna tell you right now,

but you're not, my friend. Hey, look, I'm gonna sing your mama, yeah, this $100. Hey, for real, don't ever put a nigga on the phone that I don't know. On the phone that I don't know. On the phone that I don't know. On the phone that I don't know.

Was that a story about your homie and jail putting another nigga on the phone to talk to you? Yes, my name. And that shit happened for real. There it is. So fucking. Thank you so much for your interpretation, Tyler. Hey, no, I don't.

Those people would be left at all. They never would have figured that one out. It's a gripping story about a gentleman who put another gentleman on the phone. Two strapping young men. They were talking via the phone line that's inside of it. Two African-American youth having a conversation via a mobile device. They have phones in there even though they're incarcerated. Well, apparently there was a transaction agreed upon for $100 to be sent to the young man's maternal mother.

And that's a difference between maternal. That means she actually had him. I don't really think he used all his models. That means she actually perfected it. I think on this episode of the 85 Sub-show, we should do at least five minutes of intelligent conversation as Blackmun. I don't see why we should. I mean, that's what we are.

Welcome back to the 85 South Show. You guys are hilarious. You guys are hilarious. Come on, Jonathan. People ask us would we ever sell out for any amount of money, and we would like to say that him, you're fucking right, God damn right I already sold out before the store

even open My God Jonathan Clearance rack everywhere That's awesome You sleigh Today My soul says clear it's rack Guys, guys listen today

Calm down the scuttle butt Listen, listen Wait a minute, hold on Let's get back on point fellas I was I was going through the old Instagrammy Oh and you saw something

I was I was ticking the old timeline down here. All right. He's been scrolling those hudlums. What I was doing. I noticed

that the oldest Kardashian brother was going through it with his soul system. They never learned, do they? It always ends up the same way. That's crazy. Now listen.

Which is Kardashian? The lady or the man? Ah! Hey, listen. Hold on, wait a minute. Cahombs. Ah, John, I admit. Okay, I admit.

B.C., I admit, when I first saw it, I was like, why is Chloe and this young lady going back and forth, though? I thought it was Chloe. Hey, guys, guys, I thought it was Chloe. I thought it was Chloe at first. Come on. I thought it was Chloe. In this moment of the 85 South Show

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Come on, Jonathan. Tell him. Well, you know. Yep, that was the talk around the old golf table today, old Robbie Kardashian. You playing golf at a table now, Carlos?

Come on. Well, it was a figure of speech, not a nigger of speech. Oh, he said. He said it. He said it. He got you. He got to you.

Honey, I said I wouldn't say that. He's on fire. I said I wouldn't say it. Damn, son, where'd you find this one? That one was crazy. I even came unplugged. I came unplugged. How about that?

See? Yep, God doesn't like ugly. How about that? Yeah. He's on fire. He's going to get fired. Damn, son, where'd you find this one? He's on fire.

Yeah, guys. So that's what I was going for today. So you was on the Instagrammian? I was on the Instagram. What do you see? Okay, well, apparently he's pretty upset. Yeah, he was firing off. He's angry over.

Over her ass that wasn't never heard Ah, come on, come on, he didn't have that. She wasn't born with that. As had a receipt of her. She was already lying to you when she came in the relationship. This is the thing, this is the thing. I spoke with him.

He was, he was piping man. You get it? I mean, come on. Piping man. She's had every athlete in there. Listen, listen, so he was all going through his old spibble. Yeah, right. And he was like, how dare this bitch?

Fuck, niggas would buy it. the body I bought. Come on. He was really hurt. He was broken up, but, uh, he wanted to buy his own shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm out of your shape like a sweet potato. And you got here looking great.

Okay, so this is, this is the thing. He should make fries. Ah! Come on. I mean, come on. Did you get it? Make fries. Uh, uh, I mean, if the guy would have made fries.

You would have made fries. I mean, come on. The best brother would have sat out. I have to get off topic really quickly, guys, but it is hot as a nigger boat in here. Oh. Hey. It's hot I told my wife I wouldn't say it but you had to say it

Hey he had to say it and this moment of a podcast is brought to my Toaster Struddle Hey Toaster Strudles We're gonna be trending on black Twitter for this oh man it's gonna it's going to be a lit Yep yeah so uh yeah Light it up apparently he got pretty upset with her

He goes through a phone and finds that What a bitch move in his bed what a guy not only is the Pick your girls phone up listen to this guys not only is the guy that she's cheating on him with not only is he in the bed pick this he's wearing his robe what no I'm still I'm still mad that he's he's picking up her phone instead of going through her text messages using your email oh man teach come on man Jonathan teach to people

if I bought the phone wait wait one minute when you start dropping game we can't use the white man yeah you got to be we got to bring their shit back yeah if I about your phone bitch i want all your messages come through my email and they don't even know that dc really even know that you can get all the emails i mean if you up on my plane yes that's my phone my social security number every time you pop up right hey boo hey i ain't paying 400 a month let's see what that's conversation going to get my messages a good friend of mine told me the thing to do is if you buy the phone put your thumbprint in as the second thumbprint oh come on ah but one thing they'll do is you'll be sleeping

and use your thumbprint to put their thumbprint on that. So you, that's how my favorite mom did. Look, hold on. That bitch had her thumbprint. Bro, I've been to side niggas all this information is foreign to me. Yeah. I'm thinking this bitch, that's why she just nunched about shit. I'm like, ah, this bitch don't know.

I care, but. This bitch me. All this niggins shit. Just poop. It's busted. It's all of your phone. It's pusses. Why he loves me?

me this way you know what my old lady do when she goes through my phone she screenshot the the nudes and then makes it my screensaver and don't say shit about it so when i unlock my phone the news be the background billy that's fuck that's why do you have nudes bro hey bro let me take something i still request them and still accept them and it's my duty as a married man to share them with the world you and you got my number and i ain't seen shit let me tell you what i got i got votes something ever happened to me Don't believe that the shit is all gone I got secret compartments

Like savings accounts They're everywhere I got home boys put this in the vault I'm gonna need to see that again In case I have to get back out here all the way I need to pull that back I need to pull that back Yeah

If you got a girl Don't keep the news in your phone Send it to somebody else I know fuck no I remember I was fucked up once I was sleeping I was sleeping I All of a sudden my phone

Hit me in the back of the head Ah Ah Ah All I knew was You dumb nigg go to my phone what she'll post her picture on Instagram I'm in love I'm like I'm not in love she's lied to the world okay well you think that's you think that's crazy out of everything

sent it to herself I mean I ain't going to look I want to disclose too much information I want to disclose too much information but the one time I went to sleep with my phone on the charger woke up never saw it again oh ever not till today still to this day what my god my You said your phone? True motherfucking story. That's why, your phone? I never saw the phone ever again. Ever.

Were you told about what was in the phone? I mean, I don't know what the fuck happened between my nap and waking up. I never saw the phone again. That meant she got so frustrated with your shit. And just was at a point in time with just getting another phone. You had to actually tell them what happened. I'm like, I don't know. Went to sleep, woke up.

Phone gone. Did somebody steal it? Did somebody take it? I don't know. I was sleep. I woke up. I was seen the Georgia. That's why my phone better to be always low.

My girl, she was being petted with me. She knew I was looking for my other phone. I keep two phones. So I'm going around the house. I'm just looking for shit. But I'm trying to, no, she's looking for it. She's talking to something. What's you looking for?

I'm like, I ain't looking for shit. You know how they're all of me. I was like, yo, this motherfucker being mess. She's doing. I just gave up. All right, all right. Where's that? Right.

She's talking, all right, go to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom. This is a motherfucker sitting down there like a turd that won't even go. It's just in there. I'm talking about on the message that I sent to a bitch. Like, damn, you sex. All I see is, damn you sex are in the water. Damn.

Man. I want to grab a judge and just go sending it. I was like, man, I'm still sitting this shit. Hey, that's deep, man. My dumb ass. My dumb ass is trying to delete a text that came through and right when I deleted I feel someone I'm like to grab my motherfucking wrist.

What's that? I'm like, what? He said that message. I'm like, fuck. And I can't move. She's strong as a motherfucker. She got the shit out of my hand. So I'm like, do I throw my phone in my drink?

That motherfucker was right here, bro. All I had to do a drop that bitch. And that shit went right in my water, man. But she grabbed that motherfucker and ran outside all the way down the street, all the way down the street. Oh, like three blocks, nigga. I hate running, but I ran out.

So you mean to tell me you fucking with a bitch who's strong and fast? Yeah, nigga, I like athletic bitches. Right, man. I would have locked my door. Hey. I was like, all right, then. All right, then.

I would call my phone with somebody else. What the head are you at? Shit, man. Fuck that. I'm gonna tell you what you do. You keep calling your phone and then they can't go through it. They put that bitch on airplane on.

Until it die. Till it die. Put that bitch put that shit on airplane load and fucking. Because he's, The phone ringing, she can't go through the messages. But if she put that bitch to an airplane mode, she can hit all that. She got to keep, even if she declined it, you got to keep calls.

Oh, look, we got to drop a disclaimer. All of these events happened at a time when we weren't shit in our life. We are, we are now. My happy last week. My happy last week. Yeah, I knew that. See, y'all get a fuck. Hey, man.

You're still young, man. We are a better nigg. I ain't y'all. I still do that. I don't get a fuck if I'm 35. You post not give a fuck. Bince don't go through my phone. I don't really.

I don't want nobody go through nobody phone Like I saw whatever Like my girlfriend has been Blankly open And I was like Hey can I give you some Give you some advice as a nigga

Don't ever go through your girlfriend You do not want to see that shit Real nigga shit You know how I got a little shit It's gonna be a little shit You saw a dick He's cute He cute

You gonna see a dick Little shit he cute Carlos my wife crazy bro Yeah You know what she did She baited me to go through her phone You feel for that shit

Let me tell you what she did She did it's the same shit shit for three days straight. Friday, she was texting late. Late as fuck, like 12, 31 o'clock. Laughed out loud, went in the bathroom, then came out, then got in the bed and went to sleep. Saturday, same thing.

Laughing and talking. Oh, he's crazy. Texting back. Sunday night, bro. Sunday night. She plugged her phone in. He fed up. We on the couch in the living room.

She plugged the phone into the wall, lift it by the TV, and that motherfucker phone was just lighting up. And she had her notifications on the home screen. so that the text, I could read the text. So all I had to do was slide to see the rest of the shit. So I seen it, like, I was thinking about you. I miss you, blah, blah, so I'm going to go right in there. I'm scrolling.

Conversation is lasting for a whole week. I was glad to scroll back to Monday when the shit started. This is, bro. This is my wife, bro. I don't even want to hit the rest. I'm fucked up. I do. So the last message said.

I can't wait to laugh. No, nigga. DC. The last two messages was I enjoy seeing you today And does he know that you left to see me Her message back No but I can't wait to be with you tomorrow

I couldn't take it It was two more messages out today I was out though I went right to the BLA bitch wake up Charles trying to get at you talking about y'all I had a good time today Might want to hit him back the boy say you want to see you tomorrow She was like oh you mad

I was like nah It's fine go ahead go see him I'm good No you're mad you're gonna leave You're gonna go fuck these holes And I was like What the fuck difference is that? mate dog i looked on the side of the bed she had her laptop open and she was texting herself

oh yeah she crazy yo my girl my girl did the same thing just to see how i would react she had a googlele account to text herself for he good he good my girl did the same thing nuts i gave her all the else she didn't want to hear so what you mad you're dead right i'm mad so what you gonna leave man bitch i've been teed on you said we've been together i've been waiting I've been waiting for you to do some fuck shit. Go on about to be there. What a shut up. I'm about to bed.

I could wait. That was your wife was trying to get out of you. He's like, it was me. What would you say such a thing? I'm like, bitch, why would you play? Still gotta leave. Either way she gotta go, huh? Bitch, you got to go.

Hey man, you got to go. You got to go. You got to go. Bitch it got to go. I don't care if you were playing no load. You should have know I ain't the one. I ain't the one to go. You cheating on us.

You cheating on us. You're cheating on us. I don't care about game. You're cheating on us. You're gone, bitch. You're cheating on us. You're playing too much. You cheating on us.

Bye, bitch. You cheat on us. Bye, bitch. You cheated on us. Hey, you cheated on me. I cheated on you. Say what, say what? You fuck two niggas.

I fuck a hoax too. What? I'm not you tripping. I'm not. Hey, dog, you got to start giving me some confidence. It's the waves. It's the way. The waves.

They got that fucking... And they got that Billy Ocean going, man. All your rhymes is under investigation. Ever since sausage, bro. Ever seen sausage, bro. Every thing he say under investigation. First 48 on his rap. Hey, niggins going to be stopping you mid-rap.

What you mean by that? What you mean by that? Nah, what you mean by that? Nah, what you mean by that. Ah! Yo, shut the fuck up. Every bar is. under investigation all your lands up

all my like it's niggas right his niggas rewind in his back what he said nigga just told his home story somebody gonna tell the club all my rap we don't know the 85 South show audience it's this nigga I'm like man

I don't trust that nigga Billy man oh no man I don't trust that nigga Billy nigg ain't ever put those saucy don't do you dog yeah we do we put songs and news who is weed bro

oh mama's who is weak because I do not I do that powder that was a gourmet chef y'all ain't got no early Your camera's name? Hell, no, I put cheap. But y'all at, you had, quote-unquote, wasting food.

Hey, my nigger, look, let me talk to the. Nah, he would talk. That nigga was wasting food. We can use them sausage for tomorrow. I got to talk to the niggins out here who hopeless. Talk to him, look, bro. If your girl out here cheating on you respectfully, respect the game and lead her to fucking alone, man.

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Listen to the good mom's bad choices, podcast every Wednesday on the black effect podcast network the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast now look i know black men don't cheat but i'm saying you can use that time creatively to start a business yeah start getting more active in your community man move around you you're a creative enough to figure out how this bitch's cheating on you right some support of the game you just got to respect like one morning my girl phone ran she got up out the phone and bull fucking left for an hour i was like niggis it's early as fuck if a nigga up this early cheating he got it

he got it he got it man he won't commit that nigga picked the spot that I can't capitalize on say she's cheating on me from six in the morning till about 11 nigga I'm asleep can't do nothing about that she got it she worked she got it

it ain't really cheating if she ain't awake that's what they say if I'm sleep you got it that nigga cheating respectfully too he didn't call you at an hour where he know I'm not active I didn't hear the phone ring. I just know that you picked up the phone.

Talk to him. Shit, you got it, my name. Creep-O-Miller. That nigga, that nigga, that nigga, brave y'all-ships-cheater. Bro, we got to be, we know she's tired of our shit. We ain't even, your girl. That's a huge point. She's settling for your ass already.

It's been all type of rich. You already drug her ass with the mud. It's a nigga that's a 6'1-11 that love your bitch to death. To death. And she won't? He can play for any team he wants to. He just ain't. decided what he gonna do ya yeah and he loved this man did you cheat on it he love her he

ready to marry he got the ring in his pocket ready y'all both just cheating on it she don't know how to tell you it's a nigga better out there for me you think you're doing it because you got a 300 with some realms on oh hell no you're preaching right now brother you're i know when you see when you start putting the word in the herbs out oh man you start losing people man oh is this shit real yeah yeah bro you mean to tell me lavar ball getting a reality show coming on black fathers unite me fuck around and find out that that's my cousin i got to get involved with the project well wait wait the ball family on facebook the ball family produced by facebook it's produced by facebook he get a lot of view bro yeah see see they think putting

that image of lavar ball out is uh is putting out a hurtful image to no they don't even understand that that ain't this shit but may hood niggas missed their father man may i wish my dad would have been around and gave that much of a right it's a lot of niggas saying that they don't understand how much respect LeVar Ball is gaining out here this was this the crazy part because out of all the shit that he didn't talk

the nigga ain't said nothing that wasn't true yet right they ain't never said he didn't no we gonna do our shit I sell fuck y'all they did it I'm gonna get this money my son going to the legger that happened and I said I said a 500 pair of $400 shoes I'm winning fuck y'all talking about it it don't even matter how many of it and that happened

the first day Fuck you know all that He could be Like Dada Supremes Now that whole He could beat Michael Jordan shit That was just shit he was talking That's what old niggas do

Man you ain't got no old nigga in your family talking about I could have beat Michael Jordan And I could have whoop It's an old nigga right now Who don't want to hear that Michael Jordan Better than Doc Nigger get the fuck out of here You don't know what the fuck you talking

I'll beat your motherfucking Nail nigga Nike's ain't shit I remember when every Everybody in America wore Converse, that's what the fuck it was. That's what it is. Basketball season Converse. We practiced football in Converse. We went on dates and motherfuckers.

Y'all ain't wearing no real motherfucking shoes anyway. He went on dates and Conver. Don't tell me about no motherfucking basketball. I see Dr. Jay in the game, nigger. In the game. In the game. Throw the motherfucking ball behind his back in the out, off the back boy, dunk the motherfucker backwards.

Come on. 72 point didn't even play the fourth quarter nigga left the motherfucking arena with the sweaty jersey and a fur coat on jumped in a motherfucking Rose Royce went uptown to Harlem both two bags with cocaine he fucked four bitches and he made it to practice at eight o'clock that morning had four hundred thousand dollars cash in his motherfucking puck I swear to God nigger my brother Raymond used to work for him nigger Michael Jordan wasn't shit but the white man's toy fuck you talking about boy the nigger didn't win no six

motherfucking championship neither scotty pippin one for them motherfucker you got there regular hit one shot what about the rest of them yeah nigger pann fuck you dr jay nigger play the whole goddamn game sweating afro didn't even shrink uh nigger it was four niggas better than jordan playing for the aBA nigger Nick, George Gervin. The money balls. The Iceman. The Iceman, Nick.

You can't stop the Iceman. You know who I'm talking about. Now, you go to the Iceman. Let me tell you something. George Gervin was the type of finger roll on you. Before the ball hit the bottom of the basket, he didn't already fuck two holes at the Poplar. That's the bullshit I'm talking about.

Because he stayed in there that long. See? And they gave Steph Curry, Steph Curry, that signed for $200 million for five years. You know who you couldn't stop? And guess what? And they steal old Dr. Jay some motherfucking paper right motherfucking now.

Do you know who shoot better than Step Curry? Craig Hodges. Craig Hodges. Nick. Craig Hodges is a goddamn shooting legend. He got the money ball every shot. Three, three points in a row. You know what happened?

The nigga said, fuck white bitches on these black bitches. That's what he said. Craig Rogers got thrown out the NBA because he went to a party with O.J. Simpson. That's what happened. Right after the verdict. Craig Hodgis. Y'all niggas don't know nothing about no

motherfucking sports, man. Y'all be watching sports, but y'all don't know about no sports, man. Now, you know who was a phenom out there? Now, who? John Hershey Jackson. Listen here. He went to Central High School.

I don't want to hear about none of them niggas and shit of football. Because Jim Brown played nine seasons in the NFL at a time where niggas wasn't even supposed to be playing football, never missed a day of practice, never got hurt, and they didn't even have a motherfucking face mask for the first. four years kiss my ass well I'm gonna tell you who were better than both of them motherfuck you better say it I'm gonna say and the shit gonna be crazy and I want the camera look at me real close look at me real close Bill Cosby was a motherfucker fool

knock a bitch out and they didn't get a claim until 40 years later give us knock a bitch smooth out hey now see why you're bullshit you telling the truth they don't know Bill Cosby was a three-sport letterman why you bullshit and was almost on the Olympic team for running track. But that ain't neither here nor there. I don't know who got touched, but he did touch a lot of people with his inspirational motivation.

But you never say what they don't know? They don't know Bill Cosby was doing comedy too rape bitches. See, I'm not going to make this transportation I'm not going to make that comparison. So if you look at what Bill Cosby been doing. He's like the reverse Bruce Wayne. If you look at what he's been doing for the last 30 years, he's been telling you to put his chocolate pudding in your mouth.

Now, see, that man was more than just jello. He could have got away with it. If Bill Cosby had to just came out and said, I'm out here fucking a y'hose. Bill Cosby was on TV in the daytime talking about pudding pops. At nighttime, they was making the pussy pop. That's the same thing, just the clean version. Hey, hey, yeah, Carlos.

Y'all know I could have fuck Claire Huxterba, right? Now, what you're not going to do is come on the show and disrespect legends. We're not going to do that. How you mean? How you mean? You go, oh, you're going to hate that nigga. Here they go hating that nigga.

Every time I was like, no, I came by the house that thing. You're more than welcome to talk about where you dick been, but you're not going to talk about where you might have put it. Oh, come on. Now you're making up crazy room. When we're discussing trash, we're not going to talk about garbage. That's just not what we're going to do. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

We're going to talk. We're going to talk. I don't like this goddamn show. Close only count in horseshoe. That's the only time close kill. I don't, you know what, I don't fuck with this show anyway. Y'all called me. I got about my goddamn bed.

I'm in the bed first of all, rolled up two blunt. Nobody. Shit. Had we known? Shut the fuck up. Had we known? No, you started the whole shit talking about Michael Jordan shit. No, you said, you know.

I don't know me fuck with Michael Jordan. I like most of a long. Fuck you, nigga. Four, four, four, nigger, that nigga got the shit done. The nigga gonna get extra rebounds. Moses in the Hall of Fame right now. Nigger went to the NBA after the 11th grade. Come on, that nigga.

You skipped the 12th grade. Sweat of God, he didn't even play the 12th grade. He was so good. Only nigga played the NBA. The nigga had a belt on the whole time he played in the NBA. How the fuck you play with a church belt on? Now, since you want to bring up legends, why don't nobody never talk about A.C. Green?

Why they don't? 17 seasons in the NBA. No pussy. Never touched the vagina in his life. Never missed the top of the key shot Elf. He still ain't got no pussy. Still ain't, that nigga neck looked like he ain't got no pussy. The nigga look like he looked when he was 19.

Still got a Jericho, swear to God, Google it. Sweater God, Google it. If he's going to keep talking about, ladies and these people, you got to keep talking about. You better talk about the Twin Towers, Ralph Simpson. Come on. Hey, Rob Simpson. Hey, Ralph Simpson's a goddamn mom. Ralph Simpson was 6'1-11 in the 7th grade.

Sweat of God, I know the boy, Uncle. Yep. Shred of God. Yep. Shred of God, now. You're down there. Tredegar, man. She is speaking to Ralph Samson.

and Blake Griffin got $100, $75 million. That guy, that motherfucker, son of a bitch, a hundred and how many? And 75 minutes. All he got to do is show up to the game and beat light skin and dunk. Come on, man. The boy made out of light bulbs.

He didn't get broke all the time. The kid driving kids. The boy made out a number of light bulb filaments. Chris Paul going to Houston. That's all right right there. He deserves that. Cliff Paul's staying with the clip. That nigga can't pull up.

Hey. Paul George going to O KC I think the shit gonna work because I saw a picture of him and Russell Wilson shaking head like gang members I think they threw up about three different games and they both from the crib

so yeah he over there recruiting because he already said he wanted to go to LA next year I thought Ice Cube was bullshitting about loving basketball but that niggas really my now I got to listen to today was a good day because that niggas said he fucked he fucked around and got a triple dog

like just bullshit and like he was just really just really just Regular hooping and then, like, you know you had a triple-double? Yeah, you bullshit. Got damn Alan Iverson looked like he was out of breath up there, though. I watched him a couple games. Yeah, Alan Iverson smoked a blunt on the way to the game.

Alan Iverson is out of everything. That nigga doesn't fuck so many holes, man. That nigga balls got to look like small brakes. Hey, man, don't it be funny when you watching the NBA game. The bottom of the bad place is off the fine. And you see some free throws and you look at the nigger eyes. You're like, that niggins smoked so much weed. Because people who smoke weed know exactly what people who smoke weed look like.

Right. This niggas sweat. Johnson Billis was off the blood. Hey, you remember Sean Kemp at the end of his career? Yeah. What? You could see the weed on that nigga

coming off the one. Because players was at the free throw line with their shirt over their nose and shit. This nigga smelled like an ounce. Child support was on that. Bro, speaking of child support, they're making these fucking NBA 2K games too realistic.

I'm playing without playing the old school game with C. Adams. That nigga, Sean Kemp went to jail at halftime for Chelsea football. I had to play the whole second half. Hell yeah. Nick, it'd be fucked up when you're playing with the old team.

Nick, Scotty Pippen sat down and talking about his knees hurt. I like, this shit, too real. Can't play with the all-time. Yeah, man. I don't like when you have you, you know you had your shit online and it'll keep up with the real shit, like the real trade.

Like, you get ready to play a motherfucker and he'd be like, man, who the fuck is this? Who the fucking William? And then you'd be like, Nick, I'm supposed to be Russell Westbrook. And they'd say some shit like, Russell Westbrook's stomach hurt today He can't play Like, nigga, this the game Right, nigga

I don't need the shit to be this real Right, fuck that Hey, man, that's true. Hey, that's too much. They'd be having a nigga We didn't talk about all the kind of goofy and shit today. Hell yeah.

You didn't talk about that bond The niggas launched off, though. Bro, I told you North Korea don't want no motherfucking smoke, man. That started the noodle shit than the sausage shit And then you got off track. You know,

yeah. Hey, if noodles, sausage, off track. That was us. We was done. He was like, all right, let's talk about some other. That was my bomb I threw out there That was that

You fucked up, man The sausage bomb, nigga They got nervous D.C. left for an hour and shit It is like, you know what I don't need to be in here You only understand That nigga said it out That nigga man, that nigga been

He's on dick patrol Come up I'm gonna give you a ticket Why? You to pee too long It's just been a strange-ass day, man Ever since Rob went off on Instagram Everybody's been fucking up, man. Hey, was you in

excited till you realize you already seen black china naked rob don't expose all the bullshit in life yeah ghost is in god damn jail ghost in jail bro oh it's gonna be this shit is just getting crazy yeah rob what that's tell the he feeling man man man that's tripping ral always telling this feeling he should have put that shit in the sky do he he's easily spent a million a hundred that was an advertisement he spent a whole million a million and a half what Ferrari on the body how much on the body a hundred thousand that's a Super Bowl advertising no she I don't even know what you get $100,000 body from.

Yeah, like, yeah. She had the pocket at least $85,000 of that. She got most of it done before they even met, though. Too, though. See, he said they had to repair it. He might have spent $100,000. He might have spent $100,000. Hey, that pussy had to re-up.

Hey, that pussy had to check engine light on. Hey, hey, hey, I'm going to send you now to the shop. Tyler, he took the big back tits off and put the flash green tities on. Hey, man. Put the HD tities on. Hey, he said them nipples is longer than jump a cable. Yeah, man, they mess your nipples up. I hate you.

His nipples got the jump. Her nipples got the jumper cable clamps on here, though. You know, you're trying to get a good bite on the post. You're like, God, damn. Turn it, motherfucker this way. Yo. Chay him. Yeah, that nipple was off.

It looked like she had been breastfeeding the baby shark. I ain't see the nipple. What a nipple is? They called jumper cable clamps. That's what they called. Yeah. She took it down. Screens shot.

You know what the nigger in here got this shit. He doesn't screen. out of head out there been three four times a group text all right church shout out to group text man i would give a shout out i would give a shout out to black china side nigga but i don't like you but that nigga move i the nigga the nigga was laying in the bed with the broke wrist i ain't the nigger wrist was flimsy bruh very yeah he had the bad bitch hand he had the bad bitch in here this was satchi roll fuck you mean it looked like it looked like if you asked

But you've been fucking black china. Yes, bitch. Yes. You're like Joanne, the scammer in that motherfucker. Who? Yes. Wrong. But what type of nigga fuck your bitch,

walk around the house and your road listening to Beyonce? Me, myself, and I was all the God in the end. And I think, are you kidding? I fucked her with a rubber. Oh, my God. Dude. Who still fucking girls with condo? Rob was like, yo, you fucking this dude raw.

in my house he was like nope wait wait wait I fucked with a rubber don't do that this nigga is on the ground flexing with the cars that the nigga bought and everything yeah you just glance at the niggas a real live like I bought yeah they ain't finished yet though them tithes they gotta come down right yeah they got to come down they look like a little sausage paddy that I believe that's it though they think at the end of home on a good burger teeter having a huh welcome the burger good burger home to gut burger tea they're having that what are you doing Dude, what are you putting in those burgers, dude?

That an orange soda. That is wrong. Those teethies are raw. Those tithes are raw. Look, I don't condone titty shaming. You're right. I forgot. You're such a thing.

I cry every time I see them nipple scars. When I see them, them surgery scars, I'm like, in the arms. I hate when bitches try to make surgery scars into, like, real-life scars. Like, I fell off a bite right here. I'm like, no you dead. Hey, we real, we're real niggas. That's a surgery scar. We're real niggas.

Just because you get a bunch of tattoos, we still know what's under that shit. Especially when we feel that ass, you're like, ah, damn. And let me ask you. A lot of heart beat, though. Body surgery and shit, they say they feel pressure because that's what men like. Nope. That's what the men you think. Like, if you talk to a real nigga, a real nigga, be like, baby, don't touch yourself.

Hey, you know what chicks? I found that chicks that got bodies like that can't fuck. I don't know if you haven't felt that way. They're always the one like, oh, I got a pee, let me up. Bitch, you got all this ass. That's because when you get body surgery, they have to reroute your pussy. Yeah, reroute.

They got a redirect. That pussy would be straight wide. It's just like they take the hot wire and just lay it straight. Crackhead. You got the, bro, you think the nipple or the alternate on that. The nipples and shit stop working, so now the bitch feet sensitive is hell. My clit don't work, but if you tickle my feet high nut,

what the fuck? Ah, you got to tick the feet from behind. bitch with a coo-c-cook-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. And then you're taking the bitch of them back here. That didn't happen to you before. That was funny. He grabbed the hell out of the feet. That's a true-ass story.

Now my toes, loads, get off my tithies, my toes. Like that, don't. On the big toe. I don't even know where you at. Big toe, hey. I ain't gonna lie, I was looking at a girl, Titty who had, like, breast shit done, her shit. She had breast shit done.

Yeah, she had breast shit done. And I'm, like, licking the hell out of the teeth. I'm like, yeah, man. Even though you were there. That bitch didn't even know all right now. Yeah, man. Hey, hey, hey! Right here!

Hey, you ever lit the titty with hair on the titty? Hey! By the tach! You ever lit the titty with hair on the titty? Yeah. Like, not on the nipple part. I know them sprats. On the aeriola?

Okay. The a ariola. Have anybody had two tities? On the titty, my name. She had a couple sprouts on the tuit. With my nigg. He fucked strong bitches that run fast with hair on their tits.

This nigga fucking mutants, bro. Man, where is this nigga finding all these bitches? X- Women, nigga, Storm, bitch. That nigga fucking all the holes that for Professor X-Out. A fucking Storm and Wonder Woman, nigga. Pray for my nigga, man. Hashtag, pray for Tyler.

Tyler's fucking extraordinary, bitch. League of Extraordinary Bits. I need a challenge, man. Yeah. No, no, not just the pink trap. Hey, the whole city fucking with this pink trap house, man. The pink trap house is doing some different shit

every day. They took, they had a free age clinic. They didn't have church in there It was a museum There was a nail salon It's been a museum Did they catch the nigga that messed the car up? Who is the nigga that

Yeah, on the Greek weekend Some alpha nigga jumped on the car And smashed the top of the hood He was the nigga Solely responsible for the damage Or did he do that after the damage was done? I saw the video he was solely responsible Oh

He was a nigga Yeah, black dude Yeah He shot his video over there today Okay Hey the pink Shout out of Chains man Shout out of Chains

and OT put my boy in the damn video that hardest video on earth. That's my favorite video I ever seen. Boy, what you mean? I know you seen it. You ain't seen the video? Oh, man, what kind of support is this, bro? Man, it's how good.

You know what's in the video? They don't vote with me like that. God damn. You be on a plane and shit, man. You got to get Wi-Fi on the plane. You still hood, man. Go ahead and pay that $13, man.

I do. That shit don't work, man. No, but on some real shit. I fold the boys, man. That's a good look. That was a good look, man. Yeah, it was, bro. a good light.

And I always fuck with him. Oh, rich homie corn facing 30 years with some bullshit. That weed shit? What? Some drugs and guns. No, that what they said? I'm not upset. Not that we eat shit.

He out now on bond, but I guess. 30 years? Hey, he could. That's the maximum penalty. Who did he murder? That should be the only question to come after 30 years. Who the fuck died? I don't know.

Shout out. You know, we fuck with Rich Home and Corn the long way. I told you. Remember I said the shit, then the niggis showed back. I'm like, what the fuck is Rich Homie corn? Then the nigg just popped back up. I was like, yeah. In the mixtape hall, I've been riding and checking that shit out,

we sold out all weekend in Jacksonville. Y'all enjoyed that. Yes, we did. Duval County. I, yeah, I, yeah, I, yeah. Shout out to the whole 904. The boy showed up. The boy came out of their turn, dude.

The boys, man. Some ladies. Jisonville, fuck with us the long way. Jisonville. Yes, sir. Most definitely. From the bike. What else happened?

We was talking about. I'm looking forward to the ball family reality. show that's gonna be lit yeah I don't know if LeVar Ball still watch the show but I'm sure it isn't popped up in his feed before shout out to LaVar Ball yeah Lanzo ball all the balls this one more shout out to all the balls what's the other one name no the family me Lanzo and Fonzo don't do that that's the name don't disrespect them people name uh it's one more the son that we forgot we saw the one that the daddy said ain't going to make it that's exactly

Because people don't even know, you gotta get some personality, sir. Yeah, he's playing football. He's gonna be the bad. Tell, why you keep putting up these same old-ass comments, man? No shit, I didn't see this guy like five times. This nigga just made, it just made him up. Huh? Oh, Lala.

Lala. Yeah, Lala. Yeah, I talked about Lala at all since. That nigga, pinched that pussy before he grabbed. Peester, yeah, got that. Hey, Tyler, this is the only thing I want to say to Lala. You fucking the shit out of that time. What is you doing?

What is you doing, baby? Your husband got all that paper. You don't have to do this shit. You been, you was like one of the top lady hosts. You on tower with this stiff-ass acting. They got you fucking every other episode now. Did it like every time she come out, she's shot. She's, oh, you here?

I'll be back. Lala, put that little pussy down somewhere. She said, my son ain't here. We get it. You grown. You do what you want to do. But cut it out. I know my name Carmelo.

We fuck with you, but we don't even want to see Lala do all this. You ain't been to do all that little boy is out there practicing ball with his dad it. La La, stop it, Lala. We get it. You grow on. She's beautiful, though. She's beautiful. Yeah, she's on her shit.

She's bad. She on her shit. And she fucking! On every other episode. What she doing? What? On every other episode. She's fucking on every other episode.

Oh, what's she doing? What she doing? On every other episode. Will she do it? On every other episode. Let me tell you. Will she do it? See, I knew it was all part of the plan.

Yeah. If you watch the show, they're about to make the whole shit about the white man. Yeah. He fucking Lala. Oh. I know Mello don't like that. No. When that part come on, he don't run it back, man.

He don't want to see the playback. Hey, y'all. Don't miss part two of the 85 South show. Emergency Meet, Rob, Black China, Lala, and Carmelo. Next week, right here. here on the 85. So, give it. 85.

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