The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Emergency Meeting Part 2 Ft. Billy Sorrells & Tyler Chronicles | Ep. 88

Episode Date: July 14, 2017

Get 10% off Bevel: http://bit.ly/85SouthxBevel This is Part 2 of the Emergency Show with Karlous Miller, DC YoungFly, Billy Sorrells, and Tyler Chronicles speaking on everything from Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian, LaLa and Carmelo, The Show Power and so much more! This is a must listen as the guys take their talents to another level. The freestyles keep flowing. Roll up and Enjoy! Subscribe and Share our Videos! http://85southshow.com/ > INSTAGRAM http://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ > TWITTER http://www.twitter.com/85southshow/ > FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE SQUAD KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T NEWMAN - @joetnewman CHAD OUBRE - @chadoubre LANCE CRAYTON - @cat_queso Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With your stagin' ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dogs With your stagin' ass You don't bend over see with the shit Kettle it too fucking these holes on the low Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch

And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the A But I might jump on the plane and parley vu la franca's my no loss i got the jokes i'm everywhere you see me with it i'm up in africa i'm telling jokes in different cities

nigger went to germany and felt some different tits hey nigger went to germany and felt so different titty hey hell niggum went to germany and felt some different tits i say they're small and they're round but felt some different titty hey i like smoking weed i like it and hot i make bitches mad like bc yon Like, Hey. Bitch is walking out,

bitch is pulling up. I'll apologize. Forget me. I don't give up for a crazy man. I'm crazy, man. I don't give me some of that pussy, baby. Give me some of that pussy girl. Quit being stingy now.

Give me some of that pussy. You got enough to share. I won't tell nobody because I know they do not care. Give me some of that pussy. Baby, give me some of that pussy girl. Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. Welcome back to the 85 South Show, is your man, Carlos Miller, and I'm here to tell you all about the bevel,

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But if you got money like that and you don't want 10% off, just go to Bevel.com and spend the regular price. Your big poland-ass, me. 85. 85. What made you decide I'm going to take legal action? Well, I've talked to Rob, you know, about everything. I've talked to him. The moral of the story is, like, he doesn't respect me.

So if you can't respect me, you have to respect the law. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. It's your man, Carlos Miller. Much love to everybody who's going through some shit. Keep going. Shit, you're still alive. It's still a chance. It ain't over till you give up, my nigga.

You're going to tell when your tell the episode come out. I'm just trying to DM a bitch, man. This shit won't do it. Go ahead, bro. Oh, you got a tells episode one now? Yeah, that shit's coming on like July. That shit will be neat. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, what's your song? Oh, you fucking-ass, nigga. Bego watch this shit if I beat one of y'all.

Hell yeah. What song you got? And nobody's scared of how you got on that table, though. You got in that table like a real bar-tender. Way too. That niggled like coyote and ugly. Y'all fuck-ass nigger, what my show? Shut the fuck you mean.

He was nice. Hey, he was polite with. That nigger placed everything down gently. Yeah, you got to think about it. They're white for shit. You don't want to make you. We can't fuck this shit. Now, you're right.

Now, this is going to be big. I heard about it. What's your song? No, uh, a story to tell with, um, Biggie's shit. That's the one I wanted to hear when Erb. We're talking about it, bro. I already know it is. She's going to be laughing.

Hey, play. Oh, hey. Real nigga know what it is, boy. What? Man, these nigga, pussy-ass, nigga, man. You think you're going to got down sore disrespecting Nick Cannon, boy. Nick Cannon, boy. Let me tell you talking about, pussy-sad, nigga.

All my uncle and I did 30 years is a priest. That what, though, all the nigger left, bro. That what? I can't wait through my time. You feel me? Wait, I can't wait. Man, that nigger. No, man, because the nigger,

cause the nigger gonna try me wrong, talking about, buddy can't rap, but I can't do this such and say, a woo-d-woo. Man, fuck all that, man, that did got paper like a man, man. Yeah, but I'm like,

hey, I need canning is in real life. I'm like, hey, I'm like, oh, look at you to me. Exactly. You don't even know me, know what you're talking about. I feel you when you're talking about.

Hey, man. This season, man, we're hitting with the man. Yeah, you know how it is. You know, we just picking up Everybody putting down one time trying to turn these acorns into oak trees. That's what it do, man. I heard you've been listening to 85 South show on the private jet.

Always. Keep it on. 42, man. Nick Kelly, we're going to check in with you know. What else? Oh, we got to give a shout out to the loudspeaker network for loving, supporting, and embracing the 85 South show. What, that's big as far. Let me call.

That's huge. Salute, y'all. I appreciate y'all for everything y'all did. We've been building this show, man, for like two years and some change. now. We out here with it. This shit just getting bigger and bigger.

The fans are supporting and we're linking up with dope hands people. Shut up. With an SartT spoiler. Che Angeloak going to come on every two months.

Before the day. Come on down here and we'll do the admission. Before today, Black China was a big fan at the 85 cents. She still is. I don't want this episode to end.

She still is because I was on Crabtless the other day. I'm typed in dogs. And it was Black China with 85 South Sheldon. But she knows everybody who's going to be real lettuce? I can't fuck with it. She can't do it.

She can't wipe her ass because her ass is so fat. It's a fat ass. She's got a fat ass. That's what it is. Yeah, you know, and I told Rob, I said, hey, Rob, you got to understand the type of woman that you're dealing with. You got to know that she is out here passing that pussy around. Okay, okay. Now, you don't own the pussy, you're leasing it.

Okay, okay. People get mad when we give them money. We're not paying them for the pussy. We're paying them. Come to leave. Niggers don't know that. You don't own these bitches. I've been in 36 different movies.

I played 36 different characters and Rob Kardashian wasn't any of the goddamn one of. I've been getting money before money was money. You think this is new? Plenty people white free. Scotty Pippin. Huh? His bitch is flying around in the future. His bitch is getting hit after low budget shows.

They said she got fucked for three percassettes in a bag of dro. You don't see him crying, do you? He picked himself back up, and he got back on his horse. On every other episode. What she doing? See, I knew it was all part of the plan. If you watch the show, they're about to make the whole shit about the white man. Yeah.

He fucking la-law. I know Melo don't like that. When that part come on, he don't run it back, man. He don't want to see the playback. Oh, yeah. When I see the tits, I thought they were going to look way better than that. When I saw the titties on the screen, I ain't like, I ain't even run them back. Who knew?

All these years thought the tithes was real. She had the scar around the nipple. It hurt my feelings, and that's how I feel. Walked in the door and power was on. I said, ooh, there go some tities and go a thong. I said, ooh, they beat them titty look real familiar. That is Lala. Hold up, let me run that back.

Ooh, that's called Mello Girl. I cannot believe. Hey, he probably at that how crying like a pussy cat A pussy cat He probably don't care He's like look at this bitch I'm gonna call her later

Make a good come in O DC Hey C Even Kevin Garnett knows Because you remember when he said that la la Probably tastes like honey nut chirio Hey everybody wondering What the Cheerios like With no milk

Carl Mello got fucked up Fucking knee strippel done lost his wife Every time you see her she's looking Good, hell, done. Titty's big, too. And you know she got bread and I love them lead, and you seen her ass fool? Yeah. Girl look good.

Yeah. Make a nigga get managed. Y'all. Y'all name, Lala V Squares. So, you know she speaks banning? Yeah. One, two, three, four, five, six.

Hey, eight, nine, de yes. Yeah, one and 12, eh. Boyo. Pats, 12, so I'm running back. Hey, one, two, three, four, five, six. Tomato I said,

Camas I want to feel on the hammas Rubbing on the kuchi Yeah Yeah Spanio Put the meat in her hole

All right a nose Takedo I got the DNA I ain't trying to make no babies You can wipe it on the clothes Waka Waii

Wipe the n'nobo in a club Kessanilla Wai Wai there none on a club Bessarina Fina

Aia Yeah Why they're not a ball in club Cubs Semi Why didn't hurt up a whole globe, bitch. What we really need to do

We got our own show Since we're getting these bread We need to just find a bunch of pretty broke holes And invest in them It won't cost us much Because they really got shit Nope I'm thinking $500 to $1,000

I can make a bad bitch Right That ain't gonna even take all that Right Just a little game Hey bring them all back We're gonna bring them put on 85 shirts

They go be up in here with 85 skirts Hey, I like how the bitch just pained in Somebody admit that shit Then they make the shit switch I don't want a broke hoe What you want? I want to fuck a rich bitch

That's the move That's what really need to happen Because the rich bitches got all the money So they need the side nigga I think it can happen Hey And my pull I got strong I said my pull I got strong

Fucked up a little bit So I had to say the Roy wrong My pull I got strong I won't even get a pregnant I get a bitch old school pearl necklace Hey You're not on a neck

When you have a safe sex You're not on a neck Oh that's what a pearl necklace That's what the white people call Hey Gabriel pearl necklace That what happened when you That what happened when you put your uncle in a freestyle

Come on Come on They keep that shit Floor Come on Pearl necklace Bitch bitch Listen here

It was All right fuck it I got the Kicking shit, old school. Kicking old man. They ain't gonna'all' old nigger came around. Show the thing where the fuck going up. That thing, old nigger ain't got to do.

Nigger, they ain't been in these streets. Yeah, we don't want to fuck about knuckles now. Been in these streets and shop. Give me something slow. Yeah, slow. Yeah, slow. Come on that, Dave. You turn up by our knuckles.

Yeah. I mean, you just spit that shit. Uh-huh. Spit that nakes. Old niggas, don't mind paying for the pussy. I said, old niggas, don't mind paying for the pussy. Oh, y'all. Oh, niggas, don't mind paying for that pussy.

Oh, y'all-in'all-n-old niggas, don't mind paying him for them pussy. Say, I pay for the pussy. Spend the money all on it. Hundreds and tens, however, fucking won it. Spend that fucking money. Pay rent and bills. I give you $100 for all the years. Now, see, when these girls talk about money, these young niggas get nervous.

I get a check once a month from the money. the army, I was in the service. And he got injured, so it's coming for the rest of my life. They're tricking if you got a shout to get whatever she liked. Hey, ain't gonna lie. I won't have fun.

Ain't up on that pussy took my teeth out straight gun. Hey. She was like, ain't never had devil for. I said, yeah. I just go out. Look at these teeth. I had the same bitch by my house

the other day. She came through. Her name was J.M.A. B. The shit was K. I don't know. I'm a little bit old. A little bit slow. Fucked around. What's the whole... Hold on, Tallah. Hold on, Talley. Hold on to do it. I don't know what shit. I don't mean to start over. Okay, go ahead. That's right. I got to rap it again. Wrap it again. Right to fuck the young ho. This pill just kicked in. Pills just kicked in. He sent me the pitch. I sent it to the money. I said, I want some pussy. I'm joking. Better laugh, but they ain't being in front of him. And you know, when I fuck I don't want to get married.

You know that. One thing about these young holes, they push it don't never be hairy. No, it's not right. But that's okay. She's all right. She's still a freak. She's still. She can cut the hell so I can see all to me.

Come on, somebody. Now, ain't going to lie, you know me, I just like hitting it face to face. Okay. So I had to tell her, look, now, come down, they steal my mama, please. Even though I'm 60, Mom, up there alive. Okay, now. He heard you bitch shit jug and jive

and kill both of a die Yeah That's true A jug and jib A jug and jive And get both one died You should Shut the fuck up

You ain't gonna fuck up by retirement plan This is the 85 South show This is a podcast For niggas who won't go through their girl phone Just because they know There's some shit in there

And you don't need that On your conscience Rob Kardashian I strongly suggest you seek out help and talk to the brother D. Ray Davis. That's the only person I think that can really point you in the right direction at this point.

Maybe you should spend a weekend with Cat Williams or Bishop Don Magic Wong Reach out to Snoop Dogg It's people around you that will help you. Yeah, man. Lamar Odom, even. Don't do that.

Now it's not the time to be fucking talking to Lamar Odom. You ain't been talking to him. Don't talk to him right now. They used to be the homie. They used to be the homie. You've lost Rob. You intimated that.

at the top of the conversation, you said you miss him. Where? I mean, we were close. Real close. We saw it on TV. He has a child. I haven't met his child yet. That nigga crazed. The nigga looked like he was about to cry every moment. So she was just talking about all this shit. So what happened? Did they know you was on it? Yeah.

They knew Wendy. I did. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney. The podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday. I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental

health struggles, and more, and found the stream to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential one format, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been found. your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's

illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their guests. courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

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Right. Crack at that. Hey, man. Did you not see him hang with Chief Keith? What? They put the camera on the thing and he was like, he was hanging with Chief Keith? Damn, man, this nigga, he had lost. He's out of there.

He's a lot of his goddad. This is Lamar fucking odour, man. You have lost your fucking barber. He should still be in the NBA. Still. Actually. Yeah. Fucking Chief Keith.

Right. Wow. This shit is wild out here, man. We go pray for Lamar. He's riding in a car with Chief E. He don't know he's been a half-pee. Hey, Lamar, better put that gun down, nigger. Oh, he probably sniffing on that powder, nigger. You need to stop that shit and get Kardashian back.

But no, you might don't need that crack in your life. You need to. Don't do that, man. She got her new basketball player. What is going on here? Listen here, buddy. You need to stop, buddy. Listen there.

We're in here. 9 at 2 a.m. Rebel Radio. Welcome back, fellas. Welcome back. Well, hell. We got a sale going on today, man. And Mike, I just want to tell you about the sale that's going on. Here you go.

In honor of Rob Kardashian situation he's having, we got a 1992, all-black Chinese leather, Nissan Central for sale. Hell, it's got a six-cylinder motor, but you can eat off of it. It's clean. Shit, me. AC blows snow. You get it right now. No, that AC blows pussy hair.

I don't want that. Blows pussy hair and dick pills. Come on. Speaking of blowing snow. I heard a rumor today that people will love black pretty girls like cocaine. They do. I heard you can buy black chinted to push out cracklist. I'm just saying.

Not a rumor. Not a rumor. This niggins. It's up on the dog section. The pet dog section. Get the fuck. This is a cigarette tawny. This is the 85th century.

We do not condone the use of cocaine. Oh, man. What the hell are you talking about? Don't be out here using cocaine. Go to cracklist dock or click on dog section. Top in China. Watch what pop up. Dog section.

Speaking of China white, I got a china white since I'm a S-10. that you gotta see to believe when I tell you I just redid the clutch and I can ship from one to five straight down through goddamn AC it's snowing in there it's like the movie frost

your name's gonna be bell-up because you're gonna be inside a lot of snow listen there Mikey I've bought two cars from you and what hell you got two cars you got two cars you got two cars and two cars I bought from you are sitting over in my sister's yard right now

Oh, man. Well, hell, she got so many kids. Maybe one of them can drive them. Hell. You guys are skipping over a major holiday, happy riding the king day, 12 minutes to the day the nigger got beat. Oh, man. Yeah, it happened.

It was like that right now. God damn. Speaking of beat, we got a car that's for sale right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It is with cutlass and you got to see it. We got to tell them about the cutlass. We got to discuss this. What do you mean?

That's what niggers drive. We got to be serious right now. They drive 98's. I don't got to sell another cat like I can just keep selling 98 asses we got to be serious right now what kind of car it is I got a 98 right now

that's got two pounds in the fucking front seat you come down here you get you a 98 I won't both of them I want both pounds you can do everything you want there back seats enough to do whatever you need and if you call me and come down here right now

we'll just take your whole income tax and put it to order you You got income tax of W2. We'll get it right off. You're driving today. Walk up, you're driving. Pay here. Your job is your credit.

Your job is your credit. Buy here, pay here. And if you come down right now, I've got a $50 shield gas car. All you got to do is tell them that 92 a.m. Rebel Radio sent you down there. You tell them that. You can enter the raffle to win. What is that, 87 money carlo? The money carlo, let me tell you about that money carlo.

Never drove a car so good that had under $120. thousand miles same owner same owner same owner same owner one owner didn't drive it hard at all at all yep yep the driver's seat but you forget to tell what comes with it you forgot to tell them what comes with the cut list we have a computer

that has creedlix.org on it and when you go to dogs type in china see what comes up they say black china's got a chow chow tongue she's got a spotted tongue like a chow chow Speaking of Chow Chow, I got two Chow Chow Chow Puppie Litters down here. I'll give them to you right now if you want to come get this brand new

Nissan Ultima got, it's a 2007. And let me tell you what comes this 2007. Tell them what else you got over there, Mikey. Let me tell you, that 2007 Nissan Ultimate comes with three bundles of Virgin Indian Airmen and a two-seater car seat in the Trump. Listen, here, get down here this evening. You don't even need no credit. All you got to do is find your way down here.

If you can get down here, we'll trust and believe you enough to get you in something. Nobody walks away. But I said I didn't have any work left for me down at the Knox. I don't have my job. Let me tell you something. Do you got a sister? Listen there, buddy. If you can get down here before 2 o'clock, we can make up you a check stub.

We just want to pass that through the bank. We can print you off the check stuff. Guaranteed approval. 39% APR approval record. We get your home. Yeah, we get your famous around about $450 a month, man. Well, God damn it. We're not going to tell them the special deal.

All right, fuck it. We're going to tell them the special deal. Listen up. Listen up. If you can come down here to, God, damn it, whatever auto sales. It's Mikey's auto sales. It's Mikey and bobby and babid. My Mikey, he left.

He was a silent partner. Oh, okay. Telling people about the store. Okay. Wait, wait a minute, we got to tell them what will bring them a good car. Listen, who is he? If you, if you can bring us a tape, Mike is my cousin. If you can bring us a tape, would you, would you fucking China, Black China?

We'll give you a 9-800 accord. Come on, come on. Free, for free. Let me tell you some, Black China's been passed around more times than a blunted Snoop Dogg's house. She's been ran through more times than a stop sign in the ghetto. I heard that. She's been hit more times than the Big Three Lotto. Wow.

Speaking of Black Chin, I got the Chevrolet Corsica in my backyard, had been moved, three wheels. Do you got a dope. Let me tell you what we got down here. Let me tell you what we got. We got a two-door. Got to see it. Chevy Corsica.

Now, this Corsica. Well, hell, that's what I got. This Corsica, because, let me tell you about it. It's got a V8 in it. We brought it over from a Corvette. She didn't me. Yeah, and we put it on there. We ran it out of the track.

It ran a 3-9. on the track. Now, let me tell you about the exhaust. We got twin turbo exhaust, but let me tell you more thing about the special manifold that we got made by SLS. My good buddies over there

at SLS Garage. Good guys. Now, this chrome-plated manifold is dragging everything on the goddamn track. And I'm going to give it to you right now if you want to come down. How much is?

The cash price. Cash price right now, $49.99, and don't give me a dollar more. I just want to do you. went to the auction. Don't you give me that other dollar. You leave with that dollar, and you see Jose at the taco stand.

You get your two tacos from Jose. You got yourself a car. The job is your credit. Now, listen here. We've been doing the live radio feed down here all afternoon. All afternoon. Now, if you can get your ass up here and you can prove that you got a valid driver's license and you don't have no prior conviction, we can get you in something.

You need to get your ass down here. Are you tired? We're just about a Ciot. I got a Ciot. But you're not going to believe. Nobody's going to believe this when we tell him. You're not going to be able to leave. Tell them.

You're not going to. It was some duct tape. Tell them. It was a plastic bag. There it is. And guess what was it in there? It was a lot of time. Fire.

Get what was on the laptop. Go ahead. What was on? Creditless. Somebody was looking at a dog. It was time. It was time. It was already.

in there. They looked the shit up and it was there. Listen here. Black China got a German Shepherd. Before you say it, tell them about the Subaru Outback wagon that you got up here. I'm going to tell them as soon as I tell you about Black China's tities that look like jumper cables.

Her nipples, let me tell you about some tities. Those tities look like they belong to a, to a, to a, to a, to a seven-year-old German shepherd that's been crossbred with a Cocker Spaniel. You know how Cocker Spaniel? They roll down here.

I can't partake in this. This is fucked up. We need to use her nipples on the next runway. You know, just to have her the runway. This is fucked up. Look, if you're out here sneaking and giggily, keep doing your motherfuckettling. She got you, did it?

This podcast is for women who got long nipples like PlayStation Knob. All nipples are accepted. She's got nipples like a DJ mixer knob. You can turn the treble. trouble now. We're not judging nobody with a lot of area. No titty shaming. No titty shaming on this podcast. We can tell you right now, if you come down here right now, you show me your titties. You can drive away

and a brand, well, almost brand new. Like new. Like new. Almost like black china's pussies. Like new. We roll back the miles on it because it we switched it over. You drop the new motor in there and a new transmission. And you're driving away right now and a brand new, almost like new Dodge Neon. Look. With an SRT spoiler.

Che Angellock going to come on every two months. Before the day. Come on down here and we're due to admission. Before today, Black China was a big fan of the 85%. She still is. I don't want this episode to end. She still is because I was on cracklist the other day. I'm typing in dogs.

And it was Black China with 85s offshocks. But she know everybody here was still stands. What a Cucci out. She knows everybody here still loves her. She had a sea. You know how it smashed? What happened? I'm going to say, I didn't mean that shit, honey.

I just want to put a couple inches of dick at you. That's all I need. I'm a fucker like I got a hook that's going to like a. Nope, no, no, no, no, no. You know what? I keep a dickpick on file. Every woman that comes down here and buy a car in your profile is going to be a dickpick. It's going to be mine and it's going to be a reference from cranks list.

This is the dog section. Like China is going to go down. A legend for scamming an entire family Out of millions of some dollars She ran off on the plug In revenge for her baby dad She ran off on the plug twice She ran from a nigger who kept getting this shit

Repoed And she ran from a nigger who just kept giving her shit When she constantly told him She never loved him Never She always told him I don't like you One of the many heartbreakers You're gonna love me one day

That is out there Rob would tell her you gonna love you one day Everybody has been robbed You're gonna love me one It has been robbed. Everybody has been robbed before. You're going to love me one day. It's a sad night.

She's like, I'm going to spend his money now, nigga. We've talked a lot of shit and made fun of a lot of things. Nipples look like old back-in-the-day comic mics. Now it's time to roast some blunts and drink brown liquor. Look, look at that mic. Pick that mic up. Back-in-a-day comic mic. You saying she got a juke joint mic?

Wow. She got one of them, I will you know, with her day. We'll be by Mike Teddy Have that. Fuck be a lady Tonight. Oh, Teddy, you'll get your ass out.

I just play. I fuck black trying to know. Yeah, for a red. Them nipples do look like Don Chito, though. I ain't gonna lie, because she was in a bit butt-ass nigga right now. I ain't gonna lie, I'd be a real nigga in a hit. And you eat it.

That shit is crazy. Oh, no, it depends. You'll eat that pussy from the back. Shut up. No, you want to. It depends. It depends. It depends.

Fly. Fly get tattoos everywhere. He don't get a fuck. He doesn't get a fuck. He doesn't get a tattoo here. Then you think he'd give a fuck about, come on, guys. Let's be real with these show. She got too much air.

Flat and almost died a hundred times. You know much what she got all that. From a really rough area. The nigga tattoos on it say, you think he ain't going to eat a butt? No. Y'all nigger crazy. All that ass, she can't wipe all that ass. You can't wipe all that ass.

You gotta wash that ass down. It's like a plate that got real food on it and fake food. She can't do it. This is a plastic fruit on that. This ain't even real. This ain't real lettuce. I can't fuck with it. I'm sorry.

She can't do it. She can't wipe her ass because. His ass is so fat. It's a fat ass. She's got a fat ass. That's what it is. Yeah, you know, and I told Rob, I said, Hey, Rob, you got to understand

the type of woman that you're dealing with. You gotta know that she is out here passing that pussy around. Okay, okay. Now, you don't own the pussy, you're leasing it. Okay, okay. People get mad when we give them money. We're not paying them for the pussy.

We're paying them to leave. Niggers don't know that. You don't own these bitches. I've been in 36 different movies. I played 36 different characters, and Rob Kardashian wasn't in a goddamn one of. I've been getting money before money was money. You think this is new?

Plenty people white free. Scotty Pippin. His bitch is flying around in the future. His bitch is getting hit after low-budget shows. They said she got fucked for three perkinsettes in a bag of dro. You don't see him crying, do you? He picked himself back up,

and he got back on his horse. I was in the movie, Glory, with Morgan Freeman. You know what? Morgan Freeman got white bitches. Some of them young, but who gives it damn? You can't save these holes. Because Chris Brown said it best, these holes ain't loyal. Now what kind of goddamn fool you take me for, huh?

You see, up here, you got four sisters. None of those bitches can fight. That means nobody needs to be saying a goddamn thing. You got a goddamn stepdaddy, got a pussy brought on him. Bruce Jenner was it LeBron James for white folks, huh? Now that niggas got a period. That means that's the end of that sentence. You say a goddamn thing about who she fucked up.

I wouldn't give a goddamn and she fucked you in my robe, your robe. Oh, God. You deal with it. The fuck type of nigger spends 1.5 on a bitch that was fucking for free. See, I fucked the bitch for eight ham sandwiches and a thousand dollars plate. You're a life in a bitch who doesn't have a passport. I ain't never seen, I've never seen Black China overseas when they all got the show. This ain't got no goddamn passport.

Bitch you want to take an international flight with a birth certificate. The goddamn birth certificate wasn't even the right birth certificate. It was the birth certificate they'd give you from the nursery with the feet print on. Stupid something, bitch. Wouldn't give a goddamn, you out here worried about Black China. somebody knows she know her face is fucked up face has been stepped on looks like bad dope

Blue Magic is a brand Hey man That thing is stupid and fuck Hey The fuck is stupid and fuck is wrong with these people That's classic shit Billy Sorrel

God damn Everybody in this room Oh you made up for that sausage shit. He made up, a nigga forgot all about to me I was not going to let it not be said, though. The nigga cold Denzel, but remember. Everybody in this room, that they didn't have said a problem. You know the nigga said sausage.

You know how black people, you give an Oscar performance. We're like, but the nigga did get jacked off in the movie. It's an Oscar, but now I stopped when the nigga I jacked off in the movie. No, I would not do that. They're kissing and smoking. I do not like the situation. My nigga, nobody told me blood. Like, how you don't tell me like,

you know, like, yo, you got to watch Moonlight. And I'm like, yeah, but there's a part in there with a nigga, jacking nigga off and kiss him in the mouth. All right, well, I'm not watching it, man. I, like, we'll cheer for them. Y'all ain't seen Moonlight? Fuck, no. Oh, man.

Well, I'm glad I'm here to tell you, bro. Don't watch that shit. Nobody told me. Nobody told you, so I'm the only one seen the shit. So, look, niggas was like, yo, watch Moonlight. Shit is dope. I'm looking on Twitter and all that shit. Everybody said that.

Who are the niggas who recommended this too? It's people on Twitter. Not nobody I know, my nigga. You know the shit was a huge movie. He's watching Moonlight. He saw what he seen it. He's got them. I am traumatized, my nigga.

I have PTSD, my nigga. My nigga, it's two dudes sitting at the beach. They smoking weed with each other. Niggas in high school. So, well, they was like buddies, huh? No, you ain't got to tell me about it. So they were like, well, just don't watch the shit. Now you ain't seen it.

Because I wish somebody would have told me, I got on Instagram that night. It was like, why the fuck y'all ain't tell me? I was mad at the world. Fuck y'all, I'm logging off. Suck my dick. Niggas ain't tell me that niggas. You can't.

You can't learn shit by watching that movie. Not watch gay and tell some gay shit. Nah, that's some West Coast shit. Something I think is don't do that. You were like, man, this is gay shit, suck my dick. You're like, wait a minute. That's what you said. Hey, you know, that's the West Coast shit.

I heard what you said. I heard what you said. I heard what you said, darling. You said, suck my dick bitch. That's what you said. You said suck my dick, bitch. Bitch. Yeah.

Key word. I heard what you said. I heard what you said. Man, I'm thirsty. Man, I'm thirsty. So, that shit is classic. That shit is on some other. Oh, bro, do not watch it, bro.

I'm on the fire stick. They said got an Oscar. Let me tell you. That's what I'm saying. They were made me watch it. I watched it after the got the Oscars. Niggas, this still didn't fucking tell me, bro. So I'm glad I can be here to impart knowledge upon you, niggas, bro.

Hey, if your girl is like, hey, let's watch Moonlight. Like, be like, nah, bitch, we broke up. Today is the day we broke up. I heard it was a good move, but I ain't know they did all that. Bro, they did all that. Nigger, they did that shit 20 minutes into it. I've seen 20 minutes to tell him. You got you fucked up.

They got you fucked up. Somebody tried to get you to watch it. The homie? The homie? Oh, that ain't the homie no more. I ain't the homie. Yeah, that's the homie. Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.

One thing about here on 85 South show, we let the gays be the gays because I'm telling you. When you go outside, I'm telling you, you can come on here and you can say something about some diggillings and you leave out here, it'd be a thousand diggillings way no. And diggillings would be harder. I'm never coming back to this motherfucker. There'll be digglings in their hands.

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and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, man. What the fuck is going on, man? This podcast is for niggas that can do Denzel really well, man.

Good job, guys. Paul. Oh, come on, guys. Now we're keeping it on the gay shit. Stop. You walked right into that. That's above top shit. Yeah, pause, son.

Your family, the niggins said, ha, ha, ha, this shit was noodles. Hey, asswell and everything. When they were saying, Paul, what the fuck, man, noodles? Pause. Hold on. Yeah, fuck, man.

Soft hat. Niggin, first of all, niggas, y'all don't even know. I slid up on a nigg in the crampbells. Paws. Because, you got a slide up on niggas. Because, you got a slid up on niggas. Pause. He said it again, Paul.

All right, my nigga. But if you got on the wheat Kim's, but a banana. Oh, but a banana. You know what I'm? You know, first of all, because the nigger is not gay because I did a couple years in the Bing with the- Pah! Okay, all right, all right.

Kim Joe, freaky-Ziki. All right, so, like, now I mean, a nigger drive trucks. I'd be by myself. Paws! Why the fuck did you by yourself, son? Driving a truck. You're the driver.

Paws! Yes, son, I mean, like, it's got a stick. No. He's got a stick. You know what I mean? It's like super crazy out of it. So I was talking to my bist the other day. She had her Tim's on, you know what I mean?

No, pause, why the bitch got boots on? I don't know, son. This shit is just super crazy, man. I'm just trying to feel it. Why are you crazy? Paul! Oh, man, fuck around. I told the bitch take her sports bra off and whatever.

Pause, why she got a sports? You should have left it on and pull the tities out from the bottom, yo? Oh, that's what unpawsable niggas do? Pause. Ah, my nigga, I don't even know Paul's rules. That's plausible. You open up your fingers or you're deep? Nigger with nothing.

Pause, you don't use nothing. Pause, son. You're supposed to bust the shit open. What the fuck the fuck? Slavit on the ground and just, ah. So nobody gonna say pause or say bust the shit open, you niggins are slipping. This thing gonna hold a can to his mouth.

You know, you're just slipping. This thing old can in the mouth-ass, nigga. Type of nigger drink out of a cup. Yeah, nigger drink out of a cuck. That shit, no, man. Fuck out of you. Your son, you listen to another man?

Paul, son, why you listen to another man? Fuck out of you. You blow noodles. You old noodle blowing, nigger. Yo, pause. Yo, check fan out. Check fam out. I just want to talk.

Right. You're niggas in New York don't let you say none. Yo, Fax, that shit is gay is false. Yo, Faxby, pause, everything. That shit is gay, fucking me. Can't say that. Oh, my mother, where's the mother? Wirt the mother.

I just want to talk, okay? I just want to say a word to say a word. This is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for niggas who got a gay cousin who can fight real motherfucking good. Beat the shit out of everybody in the hood. On mama, scratch the shit out of everybody in the hood. Get your gay cousin scratching shit out of everybody in the hood. I don't go fuck.

That niggins scratched niggas tattoos off. Smooth. He said he wanted to eat some of him. Ain't anybody fucking birthday. Who wanted Ethan? Oh, whose birthday is it? This nigga, Chad. Happy birthday, my niggas.

Chad, a guy. He got him to a coochie. Let me tell you something, Chan. It isn't even his birthday. You have been getting pussy and you have bitch acting like a bitch lately. You got you a little pussy and you just change. Damn, you're going to air you now? You're going to tell us all this bitch.

Damn, D. Where you've got a lot. Boy, I'm glad you got my husband. Man is a one woman man here, T. A one woman man. But what if he's the one he got the pussy from ain't the one that's listening? They're all listening. What if by the time this shit come out, he'd be there and got some old pussy.

I mean, like, so what's up without his pussy you get? Bro, that's our brother, and we can't put him in no position. Chad can't be caught. Chad too up front. Chad ain't no sneaky any. He'd be like, hono over the tumble. That's just how he is. I don't know what they're talking about.

Come on. Get the box. Get the box. Help me. He put his best word. Help me. Get the box. Get the ladder.

I thought you were talking about the vagina, man Hey, get the box, help me I hate one of them up Hey, that's a cool ass way to get out of argument Hey, you got me with this box Man, grab that shit, give it the box Come on, we got shit to do 85 south On the rise, we're going to Phoenix

She asked him a question He's just get the work out Someone's like, what now? Let's roll the cord up Just roll the cord up The cord, yeah Hey, I'm not going to lie I have to tell this story

Let me tell you something Do it. Nick, Chad was about to kiss just the old lady, right. But you ain't shit. They're so petty, bro. They're so petty. I'm literally turned around.

You know, I can just tell what I'm about to do some freaky shit. So I turns around to catch them kiss. They catch me, look at them about the kiss, and they just stopped. They were just like, ah. I say, you just don't give a hug.

When they saw you about the kiss, and he was like, get the cord, baby. I was like, y'all can kiss? Man, that shit was so funny, bro. I felt like we was in the same grade. Hey, man, stop talking about this shit. That boy got sweating like a motherfucker now, man. Teenage fever.

That nigga like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, best friend. Yeah, like 29, not want to get caught's pissing that, dick. Oh, that's that good love right there, man. What's all with you, bro? What's over there, shit, bro? He's still getting butterfly.

That's that good love. He old peck and kiss and dick. Hey, what's over this? Oh, my, nigga. He wanted them. Maw. My. Oh, look.

He old, my. Chad, we're 15 now? What's up with this hugging shit? He got a playground room. He's a pexter. And then he's putting his arms in his shirt like a little. You know, bra-skinned, niggas. We go crazy.

We kick him all on the nose. So he can balance the crew out. D.C., the type of nigger who will grab your grandma titty at a Sunday night, 10 o'clock show. That nigga is embarrassing as fuck. Chad, the type of nigga won't even hug your little sister. Right. Balance for the road.

Yeah, DC embarrassing as fuck. You got to have a nigga like Chad on the other. You need a nigga like D. That's your grandma bitch. That's your grandma bitch. Ah, fucking me! Ah! There's a great-grandma, she'll go, ah!

I beat the shit out of you, D.C. Let my grandma did it go. Let my grandma diddy go. Hey, this nigga, D.C., we are at West Palm Beach. This nigga, congratulations. In front of her husband, her husband said, oh, I'm right now. Okay? Okay.

22 years, y'am, man. She put her leg on me. It's been to be 22 and a half. Oh, my nigger. My nigg. Shout out to Miss Tammy with your fine end. Yeah. You had enough titties and ass for every young man in this man.

I need to tell him about that. You want a little bit more, baby. Stop, stop! Hey! That's all right, man! The fuck wrong with you, boy. They've got to quit brain. Yes, sir.

Hey, go on, go on here. I need you to go on and get ya. All right, baby, you know me? I tell the ass out, yeah. Yeah, I keep a dick, dick, well, see. Shit, jump to the... Hey, we jump a loose ride in this bonkong. You ain't got to think about that.

B'am, you got a thing about that look like that was, hey, that's a whewa! Oh my God. They don't, damn, that was crazy. It was unbelievable. Much love to all the women who body wiggle when you walk. If you got a lot of, if your tithes wiggle when you walk, I'm on, much love to that. I'm on some heavy-ass tities.

I like a bitch who head shake when she walked too. Y'all fuck with them type of mess. Nah, man, that bitch was an accident. That big got loose neck. Come here, loose neck. Come on, work that neck. Come over here, girl. Girl, no, I get deep off in that neck.

Shout out to everybody. Keep off in that neck. Shout out to everybody who survived tragic-ass accidents. And you think you're normal, but a little bit of shit wrong with you. That's fucked that. Like a little bit of shit wrong with you. Like, a nigga be normal as fuck. But when it's about the rain, your fucking eyeball will be dripping that shit, right?

Because you fell off a roof as a kid. Oh, man. You think you survived that shit, but you don't know what's really wrong with you? You think you survived. Yeah. Well, you ain't shit. That's a good one. I'm gonna love to all my niggas that ever been knocked out before.

We don't know what that's gonna do to you later on in life. Yeah, man. They're traumatized. You know that shit's the first shit to Dr. Ash. Man, you haven't been knocked out before? Yeah. Like, this shit is really gonna make a break if we can help you or not. Man, you know if you've been knocked out before, we can't give you none of the good shit that we get regular people.

You just gonna have to suffer. You're already dead a little bit. Pain. You're on your way out, my niggas, so we ain't gonna give you the good good. Yeah, man. You dead a little bit. Hey, it's been a wild-ass day. We're about to get the fuck up out of here.

Much love to everybody. Let's get some shots out before we leave. Much love to everybody who's been supporting us. I wasn't going to read some fan comments, but Chad, lazy. Them shit's old. I've seen them shit before. I'm just fucking with you. Don't be sensitive, Chad.

We already know. You can talk shit to me. I'm going to make you kiss the bitch on camera. That nigger heart will jump out of his chest. I'm straight. I'm good. Oh, shy guy, nice, friendly-ass nigger. What else, Billy?

What you got coming up, man? Oh, man, shoot. Did they follow you from the first time, or did you not? Did you get no followers from the show? Brother, look, the 85 South Show fans, they are true fans. I'd be mad when I see my 85 South Show holes supporting the rest of y'all niggas. I ain't going to lie. I thought them bitches like me.

Let me tell you. I did. The fans, the 85 South Show fans, they come to your rescue. They like, they, nigga, they don't patrol. They'll clap back. Hey, britt. Hey, somebody was getting them in the comments. Rodney crazy-ass follow you, didn't it?

Yeah, he. Legend. Hey, look. I go on my page. It's an argument on my page. On my gram. I'm looking at the comments. I'm thinking it's people talking to me. Nicking, no, they arguing. Yeah. This nigga is getting a troll off my page.

You know, you whole fuck-ha-ha-knit. I'm like, you ever had a... You ever had a troll, like, you know, fuck you bitch-ed nigg. Ain't nobody going to disrespect this nigga except me. Hey, look, they're going back and forth. Right. Hey, they're real. And they start quoting, they didn't roll over to my YouTube page. Right. Start talking about all the times I was on the show.

Then they was talking about when We put the show up later on. It was like, nah, this shit old. They been came out. Hey, shout out to everybody who on Instagram, who got somebody else is your profile picture and your page lock, and you be talking shit like you part of the normal people conversation. You're not.

If your page private, we're not fucking with you. We don't know who the fuck you are. You spam, really. Hey, it's your man, Carlos Miller. And once again, I have some information that may be vital to your existence. I came here to this. day to do a promo to tell you about the Bevel Shave System. Now I don't know what you're shaving with, but you do need to go to getbevel.com right now and type in 85 South so you can use

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It's still a chance. It ain't over till you give up, my nigga. What else, Fly? What's coming up? You're gonna tell us when your tells episode come out? I'm just trying to DM a bitch, man. This shit won't do it. Go ahead, bro.

Oh, you got a tales episode, my name? Hey, yeah, that shit's coming on, like July. That shit will be lit, you feel what I'm saying? Yeah, what's your song? Oh, you fuck-ass, nigga, be able to watch that shit if I beat one of y'all, fuck-a-niggo! Yeah, yeah. What's song you got?

And nobody scared of how you got on that table, though. You got in that table like a real bar tender. Way too. That nigga, like, coyote and ugly. My fuck-ass, nigga, watch my show. Shut the fuck you mean. He was nice. Hey, he was polite with.

That nigga placed everything down gently. You got to think about it. They're white for shit. You don't want to break this shit. Now, this is going to be big. I heard about it. What's your song? No, a story to tell.

Oh, biggie shit. That's the one I wanted to hear when Erb. We're talking about it, bro. I already know it is. She ain't going to be let. You're the one? You're the one fucking on? You can't tell it.

I want to hear the partners. Oh, okay. You know what I'm saying? We shake shit. Damn, I wanted you to be the robber. Yeah, I wanted you to be the nigga with a... But you know, I'm a comedian, so they want me to be a comedian. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Casting the apartment, they don't know. When you get a serious... This nigga supposed to be the robber, nigga. I already know. It's all good. I'm a cry before what it's out. Come on. Now I got on my baby shoe, nigga.

We do a little walking. Wiggling legs, dude. Do a little walking. Don't keep a lot. All about them coming through. All about them coming through. Coming through. Goddamn, move out of the way.

You want to wait. Move, move. I don't need to make me fall. Boom. So, Tyler, tell us where we can check out the Balsap show. Hey, man, on Wii TV every Thursday. Yay, my niggas. Appreciate the love.

What time y'all on? We're on 10 o'clock, man, right after growing up hip-pop, ATL, then the growing-up hip-hop, regular, the OG one. We're on right after that. Follow me at Tyler Chronicles. Hey, y'all fans do follow, though. So when y'all post that shit, I was like. Shout out to the notification gang.

I got a whole bunch of files that day. And I was like, God damn, that was a whole lot. Oh, and I need to let everybody know that if you've seen that goddamn Ricky Bell video out there in viral, I forgot the water market. That's my voice doing his goddamn slick back hair. That's me. So give me credit when you post the nigga.

Yeah. Fuck with a real nigga. That's right, goddamn. And that's me and the Joe Button, Migo's parody. And so if you got that, post me on that shit. It was so fun. Thank you, my nigga. Yeah.

We got out here making big moves, man. We're going to make shit. And I'm goddamn Cougar Catcher 21 on Black Planet for the old holes. You feel me? I know y'all bitches out there with that. That Crockpot Pussy. Let your boy get up in there. You little rascal.

You rascal. Young man. He's that now. I'm going to be on the next episode of Fat or Trasher because that shit is fate. So I'm going to be on there doing a bitch like this. Oh, yeah. That's a reenactment. For real?

You doing the reenactment? But you know, some people be like, that D.C. O'clock killing somebody. He's really killing bitches out here. That nigger on. What's that on? What's that on? I was just bullshin.

Oh. That's really a shit, though. They got like a fatal attraction. They do re-reaction. reenactment. But you're going to fuck around. Somebody going to put your own one off this. I saw N-O.

I'm a little dead at the camera. Who? The n-a-they used to do the improv shit. What's his name? N-O. N-O. Yeah, he was acting like one of the niggins. E-N.

I always want to fuck. Was it E-N-O-C-H? She was in the building. I don't know E-N-O-D-A. And who, what the fuck else? Oh, Wild and out is out right now. Right now, my nigga. And she's out right now.

On everything I love, boy, you can go to your little direct TV right now and say, right now, man, on everything I love, LeBron. On everything. Oh, Lebron. Lebrough. Too little ugly. Don't turn. Nobody to say, Lebrough, bro.

Don't watch that shit. Man, you don't watch Wilden out, boy. Don't forget about Lebrun them. Man, for a nigga who won't watch Wilden out and all the goddamn now and all the goddamn man, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. That first episode, nigger was so flame to your house and slap the shit out your granddad, and D.C. Grandma Titi.

Why wouldn't you watch Wiling out? That shit was so. That first episode, man. Oh, everything I love, bro. That she was on file, bro. If a nigga, why that shit, nigga, straight hangler, bro. Man, nigga, I don't watch that shit, nigga. Langed in a hell, boy.

I caught that bitch late, and I was lame for a little bit. Yep. You know what I'm saying? But I had DVR and got my lane. But that way, no, on everything I love. Nick, call that shit. Go on that shit. You call that shit hit it for the time, bro.

You call the second time, bro, because shit came on point, bro. Real tall. I don't even want to hear that shit, little, bro. Man, I swear to God. Man, I swear to God. Man, the D-niggas don't walk wild and out, man. Those nigger had to come see me, man.

You know what I'm gonna'am? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You don't know what? Put hands on the nigga. I foote you so hard, bro. You ain't even got to do it, bro. You got to call me and Port LaBry?

Man, I'm talking about, man. Man, I'm talking about that. If I see, if I catch the nigger, man, the nigger who ain't been watching wild and I spot a car. I'm going to put hand and feet on this, man. Yo, what, you ain't got to do that? All you got to do it? All you got to say he's right here.

I'm like, whoa, and we're gonna make a little lunch, like, I'm gonna look you in the eye. Oh, man, it's, no, because it's, no, bro, because it passed all that at this point, man, because I'm talking about if I find the nigger who I'm on wild, and I swear to guard on my mama, boy, I'm pulling up with the whole goddamn stick, right? You talk on everything I love it, bro, I'm so bad that. I'm gonna go to that door and be like, hey, you are wild. He'll be like, no, fuck, you better, you better, why that shit? I'm talking about if the, I'm talking about it, motherfucking on style.

Not just watching this shit. I'm talking about Pokemon, all that shit. I'm going to be in pool with that shit. And I'm talking about a nigga better, like, at me, though. And let me know that these nigger respect what the fuck we're doing, bro. Hey, I ain't a lot of, bro.

Everybody who put us on wild and that shit and don't type Nick Cannon name or something in that thing, bro. I'm not, I'm glad you bought that shit up, bro. I'm glad you bought that motherfucking shit up, boy. Because if I see one more push-assad fuck, nigga, in my comment, disrespecting that, man.

I swear to God on my mama, bro, putting up. They don't even know, bro, I don't kill. I don't kill him for shard of a little bit, but I don't even want to put that on L'AWra. Bro, you can't be saying that shit, boy? Man, that's on there thing, nigga. Hey, hey, real nigger know what it is, boy.

What, that's a man, you think you're gonna got down sore disrespect and Nick Cannon, boy, Nick Cannon, boy, Nick Cannon, a motherfucking gangster, boy. Let me tell you talking about, pussy-sad, nigger. All my uncle done I did 30 years in prison, that way, though. On the nigger left, bro, that way. I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait. I can't wait.

Man, that nigger. No, man, because the nigger. Because the nigg gonna try me wrong. Talking about, buddy, can't rap, but I can't do this such and such a whewo-do-woo. Man, fuck all that, man, that did got paper like a morpooker, man. Yeah, but no. Net per day, be like, hey, how in the real life?

I'm like, hey, look over the fuck. Look at the high-heel. What I want you to me? No one. You don't even know me, bro. I feel you when you say that shit, man, you don't know what you're talking about, man. How the fuck, such and such a son,

blah, blah, wooed-de-whoop, all that old shit, man. Man, fuck that. Don't, don't, don't talk to me, bro. Hey, so they say, man, Nick Henning got out of the hole. Yeah, he got all the hole. I sit there and watch the fuck one. I was like, ooh, I can't wait in my turn. Real tall, bro.

You don't even know that man. Bro, don't need to speak that man name, bro. Real talk. Look over the, bro. Why you hit me, bro? Why are you hit me, bro? Hey, man. Look over there.

It's the shit, yo. Yo, hold on, hold on, no. Look over there. Look over there, my nigga. It's stupid as fuck. Hey, look over there, nip. That's how I do in the West. It's all.

What bad at me that we're all the fuck shit. He's like, how a nigga is just going to look over there, me and come, like the niggas, you arguing with the nigger, and you listening to him? Yeah, I think about, if you had to argue me with the niggins and say, look over there, boy, you're going to be like, what the fuck? Right, out of nowhere, like, it got to be something going on over here.

Well, they got a little, bro, that high. They never see it coming. We've been full-throbbing in one time. We were talking to my mom. We were talking that shit. I'm like, hey, ma'am, look over the fiss. Talk to me like that. Talk crazy.

Talk crazy. So crazy. Hey, man, we're just talking that shit. We do not condone violence against anybody. Oh, man. Hey, that's funny. We do not condone any type of violence against women or anything like that. Hey, man.

You was at church. What happened, Fly? Man, everything I love, man, raw shit, they just pulled up on that black town. I'm like, hey, bro, look, look. Look, real talk. I know we got there and have some thing. But look, look up. Oh, look.

I can't take no more. Y'all got to go home. We got to go home. Ain't no way in the world. I got enough stories. Hey, that's two to four. Y'all got hella. Hey, man, look over there.

Look over there. Look over there, man. That is this. Put that on the shirt. Look over there. Look over there. Hey, man. Hey, that should be a superhero.

Look over there, man. Honestly, that shit should have too many times. Any way, you're a cave. He's walking around. Hey, look over there. Just knocking niggas out. That's all trending. You got two days to do it.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm sorry here first. It's a copyright thing, nigga. He got two days to do, look over there, man. You all go see it on my Instagram. Tyler Chronicles, Cougar Catcher 21 of Black Planet, the Christian Slayer on Christian Mingle.

I'm about to get the fuck out of here, man. It's hotter than a hoochoo. I got to say shout out. Shout out DJ Calvert, man. He put on a hell of a cruise, man. Oh, I see you out there, my nigga. Oh, with the Migos and all that shit. Talk about it.

Oh. If all the people in the comments who keep cussing out chat about uploading the show, that's Joe. Joe did that shit. That's Richard Price, son. That's Joe. Joe does that. He said you look like Mason Pryor.

Yeah, that's Mr. Pryorne over there. Richard Pryorne, son, upload the shit. It's just edited it out. You might not see this. If you don't upload it, what you're going to do to him? We don't talk, man. Real talk, though. Hey, we're talking to, bro.

We need these motherfuckling, bro. You know what? You know what? You know what? Hey, when you say it that fast, a nigga. Hey, every nigga that fuck with us, we're sending the nigger to tell you look over there. Look over there. Y'all, don't have no look over their challenge with y'all crazy-ass, man.

Bro, we need to. Hey, look over there challenge. That's what you need to do with that. But don't hear it, the motherfucker, like snatch a bitch weave off or something. I don't see that shit happen too many times. We're making big moves over here at the 85 South Shore. Chad, I'm going to tell you this on camera. They want the hoodish, man.

People got their hoodie money in the middle of the same. It ain't cold yet. It really just show how much of hustlers that we are. If we could be out here selling hoodies in the summertime, that mean we some cold niggas. This is the 85 South Show, the coldest podcast. So it only makes sense to be selling hoodies all year. Everybody in the Bay Area still wear hoodies at night because it gets cold at night.

That's exactly what I'll be telling this, nigga, but he won't be traveling like that. You can sell a million hoodies in the Bay Area just because at night when you go out, it's a rap. At night, it's 50 degrees. I don't go fuck if it's July 33rd, nigga. It's fucking 12 outside. Yeah. Speaking of July. Uh, yeah, all of that shit.

Not 33rd. I don't think y'all got something on that day. Nothing never happened. I was about to say that, nigga, the 33rd don't never be lit. Well, I see, y'all niggas booked as fuck if y'all got a 33rd date. The fourth just passed. Happy birthday to Malia Obama. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Shout out to the fan. Somebody else's birthday. 2017 is halfway up, man. So if you were not a better nigga than you were when the year started, guess what? So next year ain't going to be your year either. If you plan on being a better motherfucker in 2018, you better start planning right now.

Hey, man, real talking, bro. You ain't even going to be shit. You ain't ain't going to be shit, my nigga. I swear to end of the year, you need to look yourself in the room and be like, hey, I need to be a better person. Hey, look over there. In the mirror. Hit yourself in the face.

Look over there, bro. 12 o'clock, happy new year. Look at all right. Ain't shit, chan, nigga. You want shit last year. You want shit this year. Fuck wrong with you. That's why I'm saying, man.

It's the seven months. Sixth day of the seventh month. Yes, sir. Hey, boy, they still got time. When you're grown, bro. They don't tell you this shit. That time flies. They don't tell you time flying.

You're going to be grown forever more than you're going to be as a child. Nigger would be like, I can't wait to be grown. When you can't be grown. Look, you don't have to be out of high school for seven years. You already, nigga, you already been out of high school for seven years. Nigger that, it's going to be 10 in no time. I've been out of high school for goddamn 15, 16 years. That shit crazy, bro.

I'm 15 years away from being 40. I've been out of high school so long the holes that got fat and lost the weight again. You think that they just going to get fat and that's the end? No, they didn't lost their weight. They back looking good.

That shit, crazy. My little girl 15, I'm 40. I'm trying to see how I'm going to be 40. Time flies, man. You understand. I'm going to be 40. I know it's going to be more alcohol. So I'm trying to figure out how that shit

going to work. You got to make one a night. If you have, if you have, out here. I'm going to look. Dead in that pussy. Hey, look at. You're not practicing to pull out there.

Not that pussy clean. That's the best one. Not that pussy. That shit. I didn't know that one coming. I didn't know you're going to tell the pussy to look over. That pussy clean. I'm going to grab down.

I'm like, ooh. I've seen all the mother was coming that way. You got me on that. Not that pussy clean. Not that pussy out of the box, man. You tell that pussy. It's been a great. 85 South Show.

It is. It's your boy DC. Make sure you can hit the website, 85South Show.com. The Tupac. Ain't nothing to say about the Tupac movie. Just watch it and just watch it. Watch it for yourself. Watch it and then buy that at the barbershop.

It's just, hey, man. We're going to support. Same way. Meag on the Lepard's movie. Exactly. We're going to support the Tupac movie just because it's a bunch of niggas we know in the Tupac movie. Just because it's a black movie.

Just because we need more movies with black people in them. So we got to support it. I don't necessarily. You don't have to like every goddamn thing, but we don't get everything. You don't like everything that's on TV together with. You watch it because I ain't shit else on? Right. Like when I ain't watching shit, I turn it to whatever black on the motherfucker.

I don't care if I'm watching it or not, man. We got to support all that shit. I'm watching Martin all goddamn day, fresh prints. Whatever on that shit, whatever, some black people doing. Watch that shit, man. The fuck is going. Better than nothing. He ain't going to come in my house

to see me watching those threes come in any two. Hey, hey, grab the road, man. Look at that fuck on you. Why you got this shit over that, man? You can't find Fred Prince? All that shit. Yeah, watch a judge dude, man.

Man, God, Judge Matthews or something, bit. What else? Oh, we got to give a shout out to the loudspeaker network for loving, supporting, and embracing the 85 South show. Well, that's big as far. Let me call.

Yeah. That's huge. Salute, y'all. I appreciate your time for me. Everything you all did. We've been building this show, man, for like two years and some change now. We're out here with it. This shit is getting bigger and bigger.

The fans are supporting that. We're linking up with dope-ass people. Shout out to the fast-co family. Shout out to the fresco family. They sent us some dope-ass cones. Oh, word. Oh, yeah, the coons. Oh, yeah, the co-ins.

The thing was smoking some boo. I got you. Chasher, do you bring them on? I got it. I don't smoke like that. So when I hit the first time, I'm high. Shout out the red bull for keeping us full of stocking. Niggins don't need to be high.

He just hit this shit once. I'm high, man. I don't know what that shit hitting on. Chad and his feelings. He's fucking up our sponsors, man. Yeah. He even fucked off all our sponsors because he and his feelings. We still drinking Red Bull.

I brought all these people to the table and Chad and then fucked them off. Red Bulls still. Next time somebody want to fuck with us, just hit me. I'm not put me. I'm not going to get you up. Hey, man. Chad fucked it up. Highly, energetic ass shit.

These folks are going on. We're going to hit. Yeah, whatever. No. Yeah. since then you'll be believing what I said. Long as I got in this. Long as I got in this.

Long, no, no. Look over there. Hey, man. Tell him we out this bitch, D.C. He's supporting the 85th show. He's talking to shit. This podcast is for people who've been fucking with us since day one.

Fucking right. What's that little boy name? That little boy who loved the 815 show. No. We got to find that. I need to find that little boy. His mama a thug. And he'd be standing there watching the

85 saps for like a grown man. Eating cereal with his hand. With a shitty pamp on. Yeah, I see him. Shiper full his hair. And maybe eating a whole thing of cereal with his hand. I was like, God damn.

Ain't no milk. Shitty booed little boy. We fuck with y'all, though. This is another episode of the 85stab show. We're out of this bitch. That shit was hilarious. 85.

85. 85, hide, hey. I don't know what was the best man, that shit was all great. Hey man, put that shit up tonight, Joe, so I can watch it. I ain't got shit else to do. Oh, shit. You want to download to that? As long as I got King Jesus, look over there, stupid ass.

Look over there. Pop! Oh, man. Get my bitch in the bed, but look over there, pop. You gonna really just be in that one. You can't move. It's so much fun, you gotta do it as a comedy. You gotta be a comment.

This one, you gotta have jokes. Yeah. Like, you can't run. You can't do nothing, and, and the VIP right here. This is this, it's literally this close. It's the same right here. I say from D.C. bumper to right here. It's blocked right here to stage.

Yeah. This is a little bit. Oh yeah, that's cool. You'll kill, though. This is it. And you know Detroit niggins show love. This is it. You gotta turn around joke that means you gotta do three, four steps,

but you better goddamn make sure you close. Boy, you're gonna need them little step. I ain't lie. Man. Go do the soap, this shit. Oh, that's fun here, all right. I ain't trick. I was just curious about how we're gonna.

Baltimore foreign, though. Baltimore foreign, though. Bro, we need to go back in. We need to go back in. We need to go back and do that shit. Hey, look. A whole other six, four. Come on.

That was crazy. Look, Luke. We had the motherfuckers in there about three in the morning. in the morning. Hey. How's the more? Howlick? I want to tape.

That's why I want to tape that. That's the first place I ever had whistle. That's the first place. I once I ever had a standoff base. And I was the first place I ever just seen people like. Believe me your funny. It made me feel like a real comedian. I was like,

I'm supposed to feel like, boy, I like this shit right here, man. Shit, we ain't like, you have to be a real stand-up committee. You can't run. You ain't got no stage. You're gonna really just be in there with. A bunch of, it's so much fun, you gotta do it as a county. You gotta be a comic. This one, you gotta have jokes.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't run. You can't do nothing. And, and the VIP right here. On the stage, couch on the street. It's literally this close. Is this? This is the same right here.

I say from D.C. bumper to right here. It's a block right here to stay. Yeah. This is a little double. Oh yeah, that's cool. You'll kill, though. This is it. And you know Detroit niggins show, love.

This is it. You got to turn around joke that means you got to do three, four steps, but you better to go down make sure you close. But you're going to need them little step. I ain't lie. Man. Go do the show. Oh, that's up here, all right.

I ain't trick. I was just curious about how I was. Some of them wrong just off. We just don't look. Baltimore foreign though. Okay, man. Baltimore foreign, man. Hey, yeah, we need to go back now.

Hey, we need to go back and do that shit. Hey, look. I had that whole other six on. Come on. Let me just crazy. Look. We had the motherfuckers in there about three in the morning. Hey.

How's it? How's it? At, uh. I want to take that one, I want to tape that. That's the first place I ever had. I had whistle at the first place. I once I ever had a stand no basis. And I was the first place I ever just seen people like

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