The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Emmanuel Hudson Episode | Ep. 38

Episode Date: August 26, 2016

The gang is in the building with comedian and homeboy Emmanuel Hudson. He's currently co-starring with DC in the recent release of the movie Digital Lives Matter. You can also see him with Karlous & DC on Wild N Out. What starts off as a regular episode turns into the an epic roast session. Keep commenting, keep reposting and keep subscribing! #ThisPodcastIsFor #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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a cult leader married himself to 10 girls, and force them into a secret life of abuse. But in 2014, the youngest escaped. Listen to the Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We always got to shout them out. Shut out to everybody. Shut out to everybody. Shout out to everybody.

We don't dedicate this to the fan. Shout out to everybody. The one with the little tits, eh, the one with the big tits. Shout out to everybody. One with the bad kids. Hey, the one who won't kids. Hey.

Hey, man, you retarded, my nigga. Shit so motherfucking real. Shit so motherfucking real. Authentic. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you don't want to fuck it up. You don't want to fuck it up. Like, let you be what I think you are.

I have nothing to do with you, right? Surface stalking. Yeah, yeah. That's the same. That's a, that's the same thing might, though. I think you might be, what you're going to do? I think you might be, we talked about this, though. You might be, you might be putting the pussy on the pedestal.

Check your mic. Is it on? I don't hear it. We're the ones? We're the ones. Yeah, all right. We the best, nigg. I think so, for the most part.

What is this? This is it? Oh, I ain't know that. Most of them. All right. What did you say it again? I was read, man. You gotta tell me either read along or what you want.

This nigger learning disability shawdy. Do the instrument. It's not a test, bro. Hey, we just go, we got... All right. You see that part? You see that part with your name? That point with your name?

All right. Do that. All right. You do that. So I'm Carlos. All right. Oh, that's your part. My bad.

Read it as a group. No, nigga. All right, I'm good. I'm good. I'm fucking around, man. Hey, what's wrong with you, my nigga? Oh, man, I'm hungry. 85.

I should have hated a group. 85. 85, hey. Hey, this is the 85 South show. Welcome back. Welcome back to me and Carlos Miller. I'm in the studio today. with my partner then.

What up, Fly? You already know what time is. You got five, you name, niggas. Hey, we got my other partner in here. What up, what? Come on, man, Clayton, Namedo. Let's go. You know the mango? It's the weekend, baby.

Yeah, what's it up? Man, shit. What the hell y'all been up to? Man, you know what it is. In these bitches. In these trenches. Trying to get rich. Good shit.

I like that. You know what I like. I like that. Hey. I want to make that shit. My ring tone. All you playing. We're gonna make it like.

In these trenches. these tricks, fucking these bitches trying to get bitches. Hello. Yeah, right now. That's why I want this shit to cut off it. Hello. For real.

I'm going to bring rings on back. I'm going to bring rings home back. I'm going to bring rings home back. I swear. Hey, man, you got a message, man. That's your goddamn phone. Fuck, you man. That's exactly what the fuck.

I'm talking to record. I don't even like that shit. I had my, after your phone. I'm like, who in this motherfucker? I'm like, damn, I forgot I had a ringtone. Why I'm talking to me like that? Like, fuck. Man.

Who else we got to shout up, man. I fuck with the 85 show, man. The 85 South Show. You're acting like a visitor, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm talking about the audience, nigga. We got one of the coldest, motherfucking audience. Yeah, man, we got fan mail, man. We got them.

Hey, man, I got some fan mail, man. What you got? Coming straight from YouTube, man. Oh, your YouTube comments be off the chain. This crazy, because you know you got Instagram, you got Snapchat. But I think YouTube got some of the craziest names. Right. This motherfucker name is, damn your toe.

tastes good as fuck. Oh, weirdo. Oh, weird-ass, nigger, man. Oh, freaky-ass, nigga don't even want to fuck go straight to the beat. She sleeps. She's that on my boss. She's sleep.

He nibble on her toes and shit. Type of a nigga want to get kicked and nuts. So the dude on YouTube, damn your toes taste good as fuck. He said the dark threesome story always got me in tears. Well, my brother, that story is always for niggas like you because you is a freak-ass young nigga. And I'm glad that it hit your soul. And I got one on Instagram and say,

Junior ATL 93 with your young ass. You're a fool, bro. Appreciate you, brother. I appreciate all the love, all the fans, man. Did we do it for y'all? I got some YouTube comments, too. This shit's say, um, Jet Setter 313. Yo, I ain't know Carlos was this funny.

Nigger got me dying. Where the fuck you been? I hope he's alive. Where the fuck they been? Was you recent, is you a recent, If he dead, he needed to be resuscitated. Bring him back. Bring him back.

What's his nigger name? Mr. Face Fax. Call those his side nigger of the year. Laugh my ass off. You motherfucking right. I know he decided. I take that title very seriously. Ain't nothing wrong with it.

Hell, yeah. Man. Clay, what your shit? Yeah, look, look. Look, on YouTube. Nomada. If it got it, why do y'all try to test me with an eye chart test? What is this?

I'm not of the Vigita. That's how we're going to say it. She said, I think Clayton already smashed Brady. Look at Brady. at 2723. A lot of people going back at 27 and 23. Who? Petty and not to pause that shit.

You smashed Michael Jackson? You're stupid as fuck, man. You smashed Janet Jackson. No, hey. I'm not going to be Michaela Jackson. No, but shout out to her. And if that's what you want to believe, you know, it's not true. But, you know, let your mind, you know, be imaginative shit.

I don't know. Write fan fiction. Who are you to tell a different? C.C. West. What's up, man? It said, so D.C. Young fly road in the back of, A Ferrari. They was questioning that shit, bro.

A lot of people. But you know what? Somebody backed you up and showed that there is a Ferrari with a back seat. Well? It was a picture. I don't know. I ain't never. It was a Ferrari station wagon.

It was a proof, though. It was. I don't know. I don't know. Ferrari's horses, right? Yeah, this was a sea horse. I don't know if you're in a Ferrari and you bring a baby seat into it, that's like a third seat.

I get it. If you could put it in the back of the water. Ain't no wrong. Y'all, ain't no wrong. Ain't no wrong. They ain't no room. We got a special. guest in here today, man.

This thing is just been over there. Who? My nigga just going to introduce him, man. Who? Who? We had to go through logistics. Cracking knuckles. Hey, this is my motherfucking partner, man.

He needs no introduction because you already know him. Who is he? That man, man. Yeah. My nigga kosher. What's good, brother? Why are you named after a pickle? Cocher?

Ferrari don't have no backseat. Oh. Off top. Hey, man. You can't answer. You can't answer your own question. hilarious I don't know why you want to be a dick

he rode in the back out of all the shit to be yeah you want to be a coach Bentley just came out with the truck yeah I seen that so I'm gonna be in the back seat of that motherfucker yeah this nigga gonna fuck around

in that bad one in the back back I'm gonna buy that motherfucker I'm gonna sleep in my shit going I'm gonna fly in it I'm gonna do everything my shit to ask you a question

kosher means authentic real you know laid back don't want basically oh you make that The deal like a pickle. Hey, that thing you made that shit sound smooth as fucking.

Hey, man, that's the urban dictionary to it, man. That's the urban dictionary. If I go on aisle three, that's how Jewish people make their food. And Kroga, if I see what kosher. But it mean good. It's going to be right. It means right, ready, right, prepare.

Let's talk about my nickname. Because my real name was Emmanuel. Oh. Cochery Hudson. That was Jesus. I thought Jesus' name was Jesus. I thought it was Yahshu. Emmanuel.

Who is it? Watch you? Hold up, bro. Emmanuel. Jesus' name ain't Jesus? What is Jesus? He was, Emmanuel means God is with us, man.

That Jesus is one of his name. So Jesus had a homeboy name Emmanuel. So you're telling me Jesus was run away from the police back in the BC. The nigga was Jesus, A Yahweh, Emmanuel. Hey, Joseph. I got to get back in the church.

I didn't know Jesus's name was Emmanuel. Was there a BC young fly? Oh. It was a, okay. It was an AD Youngfly, that movie. You stupid at hell. It was a prehistoric D.C. He was Jesus, Moses, A.D. Youngflat.

What the hell? Emmanuel. It's two Jesus. No nigga named Paul. Oh, man. Because Paul was shit. He cut the nigga ear off, didn't he? Who cut the ear off?

Paul was a painter. Paul denied Jesus three times. A painter. A painter, no, man, Leonado, DaVinci. Paul denied Jesus. Peter. Peter. Okay, my brother.

Peter sound like it cut your shit off. I don't want to send y'all halfway to hell. Amen, we'll look it up later. They'll fact check us. We can fact check everything. Paul is the night. We ain't going to hell on no technicality. Fuck that.

First of all, I ain't know Jesus' name was Emmanuel. And Yahweh. It's spelled with an eye. Well, some. And Yahweh. Okay. And I knew the Yahweh, but I didn't know Emmanuel. Y'allway be there.

That's what that's all mean. In Hebrew. In Hebrew. Y'allway. Ain't all confused. Ain't that what that's all. now. Bro, I don't even think you.

Hey, Paul denies three times still got in the head. What that mean? I don't know. Why? Why are you going to lie about him and your partner? He's still fucking.

They answer, did he know him or something? Yeah, he was like, hell no. Well, I'm going to ask you again. No, I said, I knew it. Look, man. I'm going to answer. I didn't say that I knew him. Do you know?

I said I knew of him. The nigga pull out the picture. Look, what the fuck is this? That ain't me. That ain't me. I don't know who painted that. D.C., you go in the hell in the back seat of a Ferrari.

Listen, Jesus, that told the niggins say, bro, do not deny me. He said, I got you Jesus, a nigga, I'm not going to do. Hey, you know, Jesus. Hell, ma. I don't know him. He said, bro, then I just tell your mother.

But maybe he thought he was not snitching. Maybe he thought he was doing the right thing. Jesus told him what to do. He said, he said, hey, man, that was fucked up. He said, man, come on, man, let me try to kill me. That's the point you were supposed to die about me. He said, man, I fuck with you,

but I don't fuck with you like. Oh, man. Oh, man. I ain't know I was going to come back three days later. You didn't tell me that part. We bullshit. Hey, y'all tell us like a movie, man. I can come back with you.

So you said me about that, you're going to bring me back. Now, you need that shit for Lazarus now. Now, you got to fuck with me. Lazarus. No, he didn't. Oh, he was blind. No, you're right. You're right.

Lasz was came back. You came back. Stand firm. Yeah. Stand firm on what you're saying. You're trimming. He brought Lazarus back to life, Nick. These motherfuckers have that sex.

The whole Bible. When? Bro, so you tell me, that's all the school story is alive? Oh, Lazarus just came back. too busy Sunday school. When niggas get everything they ever heard about church confused? Well shit, Father Abraham

has seven sons. I know that for a fact. I am one of them. I ain't a man. It's so are you? Hey, y'all know Jesus was a gangster disciples. Shut the hell up. He had 12.

Yeah, that's 13. He had 12 partners. A righteous number of righteous men. He had disciples. He's a G.D. Amen. Y'all going to hell. That heart part.

West Side of hell. Hey man, y'all quit Bush and tell us about the movie y'all got coming out. I've seen the shit on Instagram. Digital Lives Matter, man. Hey, make sure y'all pre-order that right now, actually. They can get it now? No, no, no, plug it. Plug it now.

Oh, okay. Digital Live matter and get that right now. We do that shit in the future, baby. Digital Live Matter right now. That's shit out this evening. You go at D.C. E. Main, Nav, Marco, Ernest Team, man. Let's do it. Yeah.

That's an A-T-T-L. Terry Vonnardt. That's what you. what you're saying let's do it yeah we need one it's a classic man it's a class we need one we need another Friday that same shit yeah what's the what's the official release date September 3rd yeah September 3rd yeah that's right about to be here like you excited man this your debut hey yeah man this is a lot of September 3rd I mean I think it's I think it's gonna I think it's gonna be that one because you know today's today's

today's youth they all in social media so That shit gonna be funny, yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying? It's really a move about the social media world, you feel what I'm saying? Yeah. Because a lot of people being bullet on that shit, it's not really, it's not really that.

Damn, I ain't, you know, we was on the level. I ain't no people can walk behind that. Yeah, I ain't no people can walk behind them. That's all right, nigga, we ain't up. Ain't nobody told me shit. Yeah, the parking structure confused me. We're right here by the parking lot. I'm like, hey, hey, yeah, that me right now.

You got no geometry to park in this, motherfucker. I'm telling you. But yeah, man, this is a lot of matter. man September 3rd y'all can go on my Instagram DC Young Flight and click the link in digital matter.com and buy the um the HD screaming mm-hmm thank you man man that's shit dope to see y'all take that shit to the movies though because I've been saying y'all kill it on the internet for the shit man I appreciate ever since asking all them questions man my son that's email man my son put me up on this shit for real him and his home boy him and his brother let's correct that baby boy

tell him how many that's over 200 me talk to 200 million views. Talk to that damn gang them. Somebody posted your shit up and got 80 million. Yeah, but that's just on one page. Talk to them. They take your money, man. Go get your cash.

How does that work? How does that work? Oh, I don't mention that. Oh, I want, you can't talk about it. Why you do that? No, because I'm saying. Why you always got to be starring shit, you know, back in the day, like people bootleg somebody CD and then they come in the bar, they just smash the table, break.

So how that work on the digital side? Nika take your shit and they put it up. Boy, he just took your cash. Goddance. You can't get it back. God damn. Just took your cage. Got that.

And it's gone. And it's gone. All gone. That's why if you got a video. So you got to stop it. Can you stop it? You can't stop it. You can't never stop.

How YouTube works, whoever uploads it first is theirs. So if you try to saw him like, yeah, that's my video. Well, he uploaded it first. It's his video. That's why you got to be first upload your shit. Yeah, man. Yo shit. Don't trust.

other YouTubers. Don't you trust me? Wow. Because I learned the game and I steal the money. You got damn right. Damn. See, we need to know this shit. So you can't, ain't no way to digitally go in there and just fuck up their computer.

No. Even if you get it monetized. Like you can't send the Geeks squad over there like a bunch of motherfucking with glasses to just rip up their server or something shit and just fucking around. Give me this hard drive. I want to off the ramming your computer. See, he sent us over here and he told us that you've been taking his money. Lisa, we're going to rip out all of your circuits?

What's the fuck? You better come down here right now. We followed your proxy server? That is the best nerd impression ever, bro. He's going to get all of your circuits. He was a nerd before. He was a nerd. You know that too well.

I can sell drugs if I want to, but I don't want to? Anybody, any super nerd, you got to have a speech impediment. But he got to tell me he told you are. You got to either whistle or you got to. You got to whistle when you talk. You got to have like that list. Hey. People whisper when they have.

Hey, on some real shit. Don't fuck with the nerd. Yeah, shit, this whole goddamn shilling. No, I'm going to go to 85 South. We're going to take their server. We're going to get their website of virus. That thing you said he brought us over here. We're going to take your servers.

That's funny. Oh, that is funny, bro. That's stupid. That is funny. But damn, that's fucked up. They just monetized and take them. It's over it. Wow.

It's over with it. Why you got to be starring shit, though? You're an Instagram, bro. Like, he don't even. We ain't going to say. He ain't going to say. He ain't going to say, but if, like, bro, this is just coming for where I come from, bro. Talk to him, bro.

Like, if I, say, well, we all out and you got a problem with somebody, I got a problem with somebody. I wouldn't do that for him. You feel what I'm saying? But that's, I already. to know that so I wouldn't expect him to swing you got to know your friends though I know you feel what I'm saying I want if I want to fight and I know somebody like that'll help me fight I'll go get this but he can't do that to me I grew up in the codasack that's why you need to become a butterfly motherfucker you need to get out that damn codic

no you need to fly your wings though he's been in a hammock you had he had too much freedom he had a whole little certain too much freedom so he he see like we ain't gonna tell you exactly what happened. But DC is one of the people like, hey, man, I only know you for two hours, but I got your back. No, it just on some shit. It depends.

I can feel the vibe in the tension. So I whispered in his ear, I said, hey. He didn't whisper. I'm coming. I told him. So the other thing could hear him, I said, hey, if you swang, I'm coming right behind you.

Now, that's understandable. You feel what I'm saying? He's like, no, DC, I got mad. I said, why you act like you don't want to swank with a thing? Let's give him to be in this. That's going to start. That's a shit I felt like he took money for me.

Everybody need one homeboy that's a shit starter. Man, he is a motherfucking shit starter. I ain't know. I'm a piece maker, but if I feel like a nigga in your bank account, he got a, it consequences.

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like if you got if you got my back just because if I Swain so you just don't say you got my back so basically you're saying you just charges to the game let it go yeah I mean that's a real thing no I ain't let it go I just can't do nothing about it

you let it go oh you can't do nothing I try you should let it go no you did out of there well just let me know I call them nerds up they'll be on that answer will be right there as soon as you tell us just let us know we can find Address

Delete his page from me Can you delete his page Delete his page I'll delete his whole fucking househole I'm gonna blow up his You heard that nigga

We're sending We sent in the Geeks squad over there Hey bro if you were to be in my camera You do that shit All down Like bro get on the teacher

name That shit Do it do it Actually the answer Would be Cut it out man Y'all gonna get out fucking uh

All right. You're going to get our page set down. Hey, we fuck with nerds. We fuck with nerds. We love them. They made all the best shit, man, without it. It makes it actually fast. We try to get...

We're trying to get these things to talk about the movie, man. Yeah. Hey, man, I'm ready, man. Okay, all right, man. My man. Hey, uh, favorite cast member. So... I'm not in the movie.

I'm saying for them to. Oh, man. Me. Hey, perj. Y'all both are going to say yourself. No, no, no, no, Marco. Michael LaVille, man. I want to say, man, my boy Nav, man.

He put it on that damn wig, and they got ball spots in it. We had to do, like, 30 takes because every time he came around the corner, I just bust our name, because that thing was ugly as hell. You feel me, like, that was probably, like, my favorite scene, the whole movie. I don't broke this goddamn piece. Digital Live.

Digital lives, man. You can go on my YouTube and Instagram. And if you rock, yeah, if you rock with 85 South Show, then you got to rock with this. Because this ATL up and down, that's what I'm saying. I bought it 20 times. I'm trying to.

Let me borrow one of yours. You can get it. Clayton County ain't part of an 85. Yes, it is. Yeah, we counted. Yeah, we stopped down. That's the last stop. Yo, love joy all day, baby Panhand.

Bro, I had to move the fuck out of Clayton County, man. The police down there. Terrible. Man, I got stabbed in Clayton County. See, he got stabbed. I went to jail. I stopped going. I heard that shit.

The most trouble I ever got him to in Clayton County is solid lunch. ha what's that you gotta be quiet and you gotta sit quiet oh that's like in school suspension he said solid luch ISS was the worst

that in school the word oh you had to sit with quiet because you weren't bad enough to get suspended damn you was halfway bad I asses when they realized that you getting suspended

wasn't gonna do shit how the fuck you're going to suspend in school nigga I'm at school it was fun that's just stupid it's an isolation program it's like all the bad kids

and that one And get what they're doing, as soon as you go in there. Oh, who come in any bit? Who come in any bit? She never going back to class. I got in school a week, and I got the white girl smoking cigarettes with me. She brought the weed, the pills, and the cocaine.

In school suspension, that's the motherfucking thing. Hello, hello. Who coming in any bit? Okay. Whoever did that I said, that be they got more. Okay, all my classes are selling. All my classes fell in. Hey.

He's coming in. Oh, my God. It's like a concert in here. Guys, you're not taking this seriously. Like, bro. Hey, man, three days. Three days of all, man. That's too long, man.

Look, bro. That's like being in the hole. Like, you got to come to school just to go to I-Safe. Yeah, like, like, bro, you go to class. What the fuck you come to school for? I thought you could miss a day and not have asses and come back. When you get ice-s-

You can choose. You want to be spending an I-10. Like, man, I go home. When you go home. check your asses for like three days bro you don't need brush up you just wake up and go to school you do you didn't go see you right you do crazy I'm wasting no two pays and I'm I ain't gonna be talking to nobody I was skipping school I try to get fresh at I says because I know I could kill these

motherfuckers I was I was skipping school I assess I go to I says what I'm saying these motherfuckers ain't gonna be fresh period nigga we had we had a we had a gate that were closed down and if you get caught behind the gate you got to go to I and say it would be like the bell ring and then all the in the gator clothes. Nick, be like, bro, let do it, but the gate coming, bro. You had to slide up on the...

That seems to be crazy in here, we had the principal who used to send motherfuckers. He just used to walk around and tell motherfuckers to go to ISS, but he'll never tell them when they had to, like, when they could go back. Got eyes and fuckers.

Just be in there for two weeks, like they lost their paper. I don't know when I can go back. It don't sound like y'all. I went to school in Mississippi, so you could... Yeah, everybody... I went to school in Atlanta. Carl Lane and Crem. I went to Crem.

where you had to be a geist. Hey. You'll get your shit to. What Perea, though. And everybody knows what's saying about to cry don't. You'll fucking ride to get your shit to, bro.

Hey. He's the only person I know that brag on, like... Bad shit. Bro, I survive, bro. It's... You made it. Why you want to survive? Why can't you just live?

Because I had to do it. I had to survive. He embraced his ghetto survival skills, man. He grew up in church. He was survival. Of course. I go every Sunday. Like Bear Grills.

Like most people in the hood. Yes, you mean? If Jesus can take rocks, just like Martin Luther King could take rocks. No, Jesus rock with the thugs, though. These are my rocks. What history class was you in? Why you got to do him like that, bro? You know, you was homeschooled in an apartment.

No, let me tell you something. My first time seeing The Patriot movie was after high school. What's a Patriot movie? The Patriots. What's that song? What's that movie? I don't know. Mel Gibson.

Yeah, well, Mel Gibson. Oh, yeah. I ain't see it. My bad. It's the Patriot. Grant, what the fuck they got to do with anything? Is that the movie they show when you got a substitute teacher? No, in history, they always talked about the Patriot

and I never knew what the Patriot was until I graduated. No, it ain't just one. It ain't just one, though. He ain't the Patriot. I'm a Patriot. But did y'all see that movie, though? Let's see what the hell that had to do with school. Because he said with history class I was in,

I would let him know that I did go to class. Because he always talked about this movie. There it go. He brought it back around. The Patriot. No school. who in American history showed that movie. Yes, they did.

What was it about? It was like they, it was, it was the Confederates and the British. That shit was so gay-a-cause male, a walk-up, and the British would be right there and here be like, bro.

Fire! They're gonna get the suit. Like, they're gonna crazy. Bro, you just, you just used two different wars, my nigga. So who the Confederators and the British were going at a then?

No, that's all right. I'm just mad. So the Confederators got the shit with the X on their shoulder, right? Them to the Confederates. That's the old. That's the Civil War. Okay, whoever.

You talk about the Revolutionary War. I don't give a damn what war it was. I just know these niggins were fighting. Then there was a war of 18, 12. And then there was a war over some goddamn cream cheese. That shit lasted for 30 minutes, man. 13 white people died, powdered wigs everywhere. You think he's bullshit.

The motherfuckers have a war that was just a little fight. This war was, the war lasted 12 hours. That wasn't a war. Niggas had a spat. Niggas yelled at each other. These nigger got white wigs. The seven years war. That shit was over at 7.30, y'all exaggerate, man.

Speaking of wars and shit, did y'all see what Donald Trump said? Donald Trump is tripping. Donald Trump told black people, what you got to lose? Democrats have failed you. What else do you have to lose? You guys ain't doing shit. What do you got to lose? But he had a list of bullshit to go with it.

He was like, your sister's pregnant, your license are suspended. Your feet hurt. You and your baby mama aren't even together no more. You're paying $30 for a haircut. You don't have no followers on Twitter, my nigger. might as well fuck with this Democratic Republican shit even don't have the stuff he named was kind of true it ain't it ain't why y'all you can't say true because it's general I say generalization see that's what be making me mad hold up talk to him

him maybe really talk to him some of that stuff I know niggas talk to him no niggas I thought you was in the coat set are you are you putting on for Donald Trump no I thought you were in a co-s are you putting on I don't even take him serious okay I don't take him serious no because when you said that the alligator on your hat got a little bit bigger. Like, it was like that Donald Trump power made that shit gross. To be honest with you,

the fact that Donald Trump made it this far as it already shows you that we've been in trouble. We fucked up. I can't say we fucked up. But he being so foolish and dumb. It's a lot of people that were putting his campaign that's like,

I ain't fucking with that. Yeah, a lot of people just never. A lot of people left when he wasn't looking. A lot of people left without saying bad. Did y'all ever stop to think? Did you ever stop the thing? Hey, I'm about to get the fuck out of here. This nigga is going to get us all, kidding.

Did you hear what he said? Let's not all leave at the same time. I'm going to leave Tuesday. Didn't you leave? All right, you're the third to crew. They got Dave. Y'all the third crew. You just call in.

Did y'all, do y'all ever stop to think that maybe it's like a big distraction from something else? Like, even Donald Trump know, like. Oh, you know. These niggas really fin of make me? You know what's up? Y'all ready for the zombie apocalypse? Oh, man.

I'm ready for that city to be like. Brough. You just sent, you just sent, you just sent everybody, every country in the world to one place in the world that's known for having Zika virus. They just had Olympics in Rio. Now you're going to send everybody back in the world back to where the fuck they just came from with the Zika shit. The shit started with a Z. I'm just saying, I'm stocked up. I got lots of water.

No, my head is about to get small. Oh, my head is about to get small. You got to get small. I don't want my head this string I'm scared of mosquitoes Nicky that Zika shit real But that's it Every time I'm gonna go home

Every time a mosquito bite me from my whole body start to eat I want to thank everybody from winning medals But I don't want to see you for three months You need to be quarantine You jumped in that green ass pool You need to sit your ass down somewhere Until we sure you good Like they got a kill for all this shit

I'm telling you that I took the Zika virus serious I took that That shit serious when I seen that Beanie Man got it. That's what let me know that. Beanie Man had the Zika vibes, man. I did that I did before. That's the elephant man.

That's all right. That's all right. That was super racist. He might have the shit too. I can't do. Mone fucker time, but you're going to Africa. Elephant man. Not until they kill all the mosquitoes.

But hold on, what does Bini man got? Beanie me got Zika. Zika. Zika. Yeah. Okay. I'm about to say, but you ain't saying shit. That's fucked up.

He only know niggins by his noise. Is that him? That's not after one. Ha! That was a hit song, though. But what does he have? He got the Zika virus, bro. And what does that do?

Tell him what he do, D.C. It makes your head shrink. It makes your head and your fingers shrink. When your arms got the Zika virus already. But if you were to... I guess you bit the Zika virus. If you were to get bit in your head, your head will go to your arm.

I bet you missed it to the Zika virus. We gotta get LeVar to confirm that shit. Yeah, we're gonna bring the ball back. It makes your baby have a little head though. It fuck up the babies. It definitely fuck up the babies. That's fucked up really. Yeah, you remember men and black

when he shot the nigga head off and they had to grow back? You didn't have to do that, Kay. You stupid, that's what it looked like. How did he say out? You didn't have to do that, can. I was like, what the fuck? And he shot his head off.

He was like, you didn't have to do that cake. Hey, man, this day, this day. 75 South show. This is for niggas who got shot in the head and had to grow one back. This for me. This is for that. You got a shot, that niggins were like, you didn't have to do that, okay? Ah. Oh, shit.

Hilarious. Oh, man, hilarious. That's the first stage of Zika virus, are men in black. Oh, right there. It stopped. It stopped. And then it got shot. Everything that was happening in movies is happening for real.

Right now. Right now. My baby mama looked just like the worms who was in the... You stupid. She had on that onesie. I was like, man, bitch you look like one of worms. Oh, because you prank. Shut up.

He's stupid. I saw y'all got a new YouTube show. You and your lady. Yeah, we're trying to do something. Try to get a check. Yeah, yeah. Try to do some. Get it, man.

That baby coming. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Hey, man, how is it, man? Being a potential father. The nix said potential, like it's gonna train. like it's going to change it might you ain't shit as a human no up but he ain't a father yet it's coming that's what's like potential oh you say it like you got to take the test yeah incoming father you might be the father oh it ain't how is it being a pending father this

pending that's exactly right a pending father oh my goodness how has it been a pending father a buffering father oh man it feels lovely man buffering It's a motherfucker No, that shit's stressful Yeah, it is It's very stressful I thought I got this one girl pregnant I was practicing like daddy

Poses in the mirror What a daddy? Daddy poses What's that man? What's the daddy pose? Like the Lion King? So you could get yourself In the baby

That thing of arms are puny What was you working with a football? No, it wasn't nothing It got to be relaxed You gotta be like It got to look real Like I was looking at that guy and all we try to hold a baby with one hand and shit like hold a baby with two hand then you're like your baby going to come out with a hand like he's just going to like that's how your baby ain't going to come out the head ain't going to come out first he's going to reach it's going to reach I got a feeling that your baby head going to get stuck the body going to come out but the head still going to be like that baby scared me though I thought somebody had snugg a baby in here I was about to say oh shit that nigga head goes dead bit the body going to be like you thought you had got this girl pregnant when did you find you found

that you didn't how long would you do a daddy pose right right it's scary when be bullshit down that's a good scary but yeah man everybody in her than you know potentially got a girl pregnant yeah and you start yeah that shit don't work I got a son though I that mine was real what stop playing my mom was real nigga that's a that nigga come don't he got no smell what are you talking hey man the views and opinions expressed by DC young fly are the views and They didn't sit on, they got no smell. Yes, they are.

We got them have that declosure every now that that disclosure. D.C. Young Flat represents his goddamn self. You smitten that, my. Oh, man. I don't even approach that shit, real. Hey, let's go to something else, nigger. In other news. In other news like a motherfucker.

Landry Wilmore than got cancer. Oh, the nightly show did get care of. Man, we got to work so hard to keep stuff, fam. We're going to keep the vision alive. Larry Wilmore said and I got counsel. The nightly show, yeah. I don't think it's enough niggas to watch TV. The daily show, but for black folks.

Amen. To all the people who are watching this show, if you flip and channels and you see some niggas on TV, watch that. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. All right, all right, I want to get serious, right. Go ahead. Like the Uncle Buck got counsel.

Exactly. A black show. Larry Wilmore got counsel. Another black show. It's a white TV show. It's all over the ass. It's like shenanity. what it's called

shameless shenanigans that's what you was about to call it because they show a lot of shenanigans do you have anybody seen shame yeah it's a great show right great show but the content that they put on the show

they sometimes make it cool like it was one episode where the white man fucked the his girlfriend's daughter the stepdaughter she's like 14 and they'd be doing meth and cocaine and everything

But they played it on the show Like that's what white people do And it's okay It's cool That's how you're saying that Yeah but like shows like that Stay on the air all the time But a show like Uncle Buck

Get canceled after the third show But you know what sometimes They gotta holler at us too They just need us to consult on some stuff Because sometimes they be trying to say stuff To make it go one way And they got like they need to ask us Like hey what y'all want to see

Like us just Like the viewers The people in this room right now What you want to see? see on TV clip what you want to see I know what I want to see shame shame this is a good show five six shows all in one show we don't know what we want to no but I'm gonna say this I'm gonna say this I don't want to see football

no and it's based off a British show too put this on a record shameless it's a good show I don't want people to think I don't like shaming I'm just saying it's based off a British show too the original one came for Britain that's where they get a lot of shows too from them shows like the office all that stuff it's just sometime the content that the show is funny it's not cool that was a British show first too like you're not fin of to make it seem like it's cool to fuck a 14. No, that ain't okay.

That's nowhere near cool. But they played it. Oh, most definitely they played it. I'm just playing. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? And y'all say, I'm crazy. I don't know. I'm going to suspend y'all, niggas.

This shit too well. Yeah, hit Emanuel. No, no, no, no. See, that's the point of being a comedian. You can get away with some of stuff. I'm just... Not everything. See, man, all right.

All right. Better ask Bill Cosby. No, man. Oh, shit. We don't want to talk, man. You know why they did Bill like that. I bet, I bet, I bet Bill hated that little sound when you put the pill in and say, bloop.

He's like, damn. Got to find a way to just drop it now. How can I make them silent? I don't agree with none of this shit. He always says some shit when he was off. You know what I like the bloop, you know. A bloop and the dupe and the next thing you know. The brain is off.

We're just playing. You guys. We're a comedian. All right. Bill Cosman going to get this shit took off. I'm there. Hey, no, no, he can't even see this. Oh, that's fucked up.

That's fucked up. I was just going to say that, but I didn't want to. That's fucked love. I was just for the act, that you all hear about it, man. Yeah, I heard he got blind. That's fucked up, man. Y'all are literally asleep on Bill Cozman.

I wouldn't want to see none of these bitches either. Me either. He ain't blind. He just ain't open his eyes. He in the courtroom. I ain't looking at none of these halls. That n' ain't even blind. He looking dead at them.

I can't see. Stupid bitch. Oh, that's a hell of a shit to say. That's fucked up. Show up at the trail. I can't see myself going to jail. Hey, man. You have to be in the 13th grade to be on this show, but these niggas is that dumb, bro.

God, that's crazy. Like, you know you can see, but you're playing blind. Like, Bill, come to the stand. They didn't even go went to the bathroom. I'm old. I'm old. I've been acting like I got all's hammers like a mother. Like, where you going, Bill?

Go ahead and love Bill. He's calling me. Like, Lil Bill. Look, fat Albert is in the bathroom and he needs me to open the door. He only called him Albert. He said, fat in the crew. He's in the back. Fat and the crew.

Fat in the crew. You don't know dumb Donald? He has a speech impediment. I gotta go make sure the boy with the mask on. My nigger, weird Harold come through and shoot this whole bitch up. Weird Harold. He had got no face, no face and no case. And free O.J. Simpson.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Pills for everybody. Look on your seat. What the fuck? How do you get him on here? You get a pill, and you get a pill. They tape.

Oh, y'all, I'm terrible. They're all terrible. I don't, I don't condone none of this. Like, what of pills was taped? I don't get on none of this. They're like, it's up on there. Speaking of pills, you saw the swimmer, Ryan Lockett. Ryan Lanky.

This nigga doesn't lie about getting robbed in Brazil. First of all, don't you know, he could have started a war. He could have started a war. Did you know he was lying? He could have started a war. What they said? What they got to do with the pills? He said, speaking of pill, Ryan, lying.

Speaking of pills. Okay, he, he going, he going to end. I just went from one line, motherfucker, to the next one. You don't see the transition? No transition. I just went with it. Speaking of pills, I thought it was going to wrap around like. Speaking of pills, ecstasy is making a comeback.

Niggas is back taking ecstasy. Oh, they know, I don't think so. They never stopped, though. Did they? When them bitches start being... I think they stopped making them. When they started being $7 a pill, everybody was on them. Yeah, but that was...

My uncle was at the family reunion. Nephew, I'm jiggulating. I'm jiggilating. I'm jiggillating. They shapes started getting too intricate. they was cut out like Flintstone vitamins I was like what the fuck like who had all this extra material I had a transformer with a body what the fuck half of my ex-bill was a gummy what the fuck shut out dog my niggins still taking

ex-pits hey I knew Ryan Lockdoo was lying though because he said they put the gun to his head and he said whatever I don't think that's what he fuck out of it he said whatever I I was like whatever, but he still didn't say that. He still didn't say that. Well, he didn't. Oh, God, don't shoot! He was everything! Well, he has lost all his...

I have more money. I'll take you to Michael Phelps. He said all the gold medals. I know where his room is. He was already... He said he lost all his endorsements. He lost all his endorsements this week. I know he didn't get robbed because he still had his phone and his shoes.

That was a black nigga, man. They would have threw him up under the dirt, man. He had to do something. Like $11,000. That's all you got to pay. I didn't like how he went home and looked his home boy stranded. That was some hole in and shit. He could have just, you know.

He went in there and threw all the trash can down. Like, nigga pulled out of that. Man, that was a real nigga shit. And he was like, hey, man, I don't give my fuck who you are. I do you little British accent. I don't got one. Which one? Oh.

Just a British accent. For what? David in Brazil. Oh, yeah. Yeah, give me a Brazilian. I don't know. The fuck are you doing? No.

This boy. Give me your money. Fuck are you doing? No. You're nothing. I can't, I can't, I don't. They're there in Brazil, too. They're in Brazil too.

They're in Brazil too. I couldn't do it. I ain't seen City of God in a little while. You graduated backwards. This nigga hit. He said the British accent. That's all right. I knew what he meant.

He wanted somebody with authority. I'm so smart. Then sometimes I'm dumb, but if you put a math problem right here in front of me, I bet I can kill you motherfuckers. He graduated. What they got to do is solving the problem. I know good variables. I can solve shit. He graduated.

like they did the whole class and with special recognition DC y'all they played the president song they did it like a little miracle hey and don't y'all don't y'all forget our special little student y'all give it up for everybody's favorite student I leave no child behind. Oh, shit. I want everybody to know. Graduate because he's supposed to. To beat your meat.

Stop, man. Beat it. Stop. Beat it. When you're down, beat it. When you're up, beat it. When you're feeling smooth. Beat it.

Oh, nigger. Hey, man. Something is seriously wrong with you, man. Have you ever seen that special kid take the, Oh, no, we ain't talking about no. No, no, flat, don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this.

Cut, cut. Cut. I'm not laughing. He don't want no help, y'all. I'm not laughing. He don't want no help. He waved off the help. He waved off the help.

He stopped at the step, didn't wait with somebody to come up. No, ain't nobody coming. I'm not, I'm not watching, man. I'm my own camera. I'm not. Oh. Hey. Ah.

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This shit going to take forever, man. It's three students. They got three or one, and it took 30 minutes for them to get their damn awards. Y'all don't know why some slow kids, we call Emmanuel. This podcast is for the kids that had to jump on one side of the trampoline because the other side had a hole in it. Right. You still risked Could have tow your whole

goddamn nuts out of frame Fucking around with that hole in the trampoline But you still out there Hey, dude, bro, you're legendary dumb, bro Hey, phone's some real shit though Why all the slow kids got two first name Um, this war go to Emmanuel Joseph

Oh, you know Get the fuck Hey man, stop Stop doing it. Stop Cut, cut Stop Stop, man, you're going to get us suspended

I'm not We're comedians You're right But don't do that shit. You're going to make me throw up here we are. That's going to be the shit. They kept to it and said they were comedians. Oh, shit.

That's what made it more heinous. This podcast is for people who put plastic cups in the dishwasher. Hey. There you go. Now, see, y'all are playing because I did, when I was in high school. You should. The little slow chick, though she was my girlfriend. She used to tell everybody.

Why do you got plastic cups in the dishwash, bitch? I put them solo. I don't know. Those solos can be reused. No, I was, man. Like when I was in high school, the little girl who was in the slow class thought she was my girlfriend. She's telling everybody. Call him my boyfriend.

She's telling everybody. And then you would look wrong for not kind of like that. Right. Like, hey, girlfriend. Call him my boyfriend. Hey, bro. And he was like, yeah. We had this low child at school who used to buck at people. He's standing on one corner, boy.

He bought at me one time, boy. Catch it. What is wrong with you, bro? This man, bro. I swear to God. He called me all gone. Hey, don't do it again. We can't pay for this.

I can't pay for this. I can't pay for this. I say that right now. They're strong, man. He used to buck. They should be so funny. It's called, um, retarded strength. No, I'm just for that. I was going to say something scientific.

No, those both got, you know, they're mine. Everything comes from the mind. That was the best way I can say. No, they strength, they strength just be, it just be un. But on some real shit, though, for like, this podcast is for niggas. This podcast is for niggas who, who got told they were slow and and then you just grew out of that shit. You got out of school, started smoking weed.

I'm talking to all my niggas who ain't slow no more. Salued to y'all. School of how you slow, they try to put me in the slow class. Hey, salute to all my niggas who ain't slow no more. Talking about I got ADD. You see? Reverse, that's a reverse effect. Hold up.

Clayton, they tried to put you in the slow clad? They tried to put me in slow glad talking about I got ADD. Hey, I ain't gonna fake. First of all, look, everybody got ADD. Because all that shit is, is you have trouble paying attention to shit that you're not interested in. Fuck are you talking about. Everybody got that shit. I never admitted this, but I'm going to go ahead.

I'm going to admit it. It's here. I took, I was in, what it was it called? In college. I took like a. You was in the slow class in college? Remedial. You was in the remedial class?

I didn't know they had a slow class. I ain't going to shock the school lot, but they had me taking reading. All been. Reading. In college. You took a reading class. The class literally said language arts and reading. And math.

It wasn't algebra. Wow. Well, we all right know how he grabbed his trotty. Well, remedial. What college was this? That's why he's dumb. He said they give out trophies in college. Hold on, man.

You got to stay at the steps because he knee up. Come on. I ain't going to go. Trophy. Don't stop. Stop. They don't get these trophies in college. They do you give our trophies and shit.

This nigga said he was in college taking man. You got to bring your own trophy, bro. This man, by, boy, you're right. They give up a medal. They promise them. everything if he graduated if you graduated we're gonna get your trophy a medal a diploma a puppy a chain i told you he was homeschooled in the apartment these motherfuckers school was so fun his final test was cleaning the kitchen i used to be that nigger they'd be like

boo folks and plays and shit remember the people they tried to put in they call the shit the resource room yeah that was the special ed yeah they try to call the resource room what resource this is the last resource oh this shit fucked up did you have the um Did you have the people in the class who used to go to the resource room just to take the test? They're in the regular class the whole time. But they can take the test time. Yeah, they go to the research room. Yeah, I got that option after I worked my way out to slow class.

I say, I want a verbal test. I want a bitch to read me what's on the test, and I'll answer it with my mouth. Wow. Because that's how I prefer to answer it. I don't write things down. I answer with my brain and verbally. I'm very verbose. Now, if excuse me, I'm about to go take a test.

I'll see y'all when it's over It'll probably be around lunchtime I'll probably already be in there See you later And then you show up to the resource room Like hey what's up baby time to take that test Let's do it Stop all that reading green eggs and ham

Time for me to take my test You know what it is Either you can do it Or the teacher's aide either one Somebody read this shit to me I see why you ended up in the resource room Do you got a bad attitude My nigga

Do anybody anybody else in a bathroom? Nope. Oh, y'all. Could they be the cleanest one. Niggie be in a sneaky judit-taker kids. It was forbidden. The snacks in the teacher lounge? It was always.

Oh, I'd be in the teacher lounge getting snacks for real. Like. Oh, I used to get snacks out of the vending machine and the teacher come in. I just walked past like, yeah, bitch, I just, I pressed B3. Wow. I bought the teacher something. Throw it to. I had a teacher who was going through a divorce.

She was the best teacher. We didn't do shit. Just sit there and just watch her just sit there and be safe. Ms. Crawford, if you hear this, Did she have a big gulp cup with the handle? With the coffee and there wasn't no coffee in there. That was liquor. That was drinking coffee and liquor, bro.

She was diluted. She was depressed like a motherfucker, man. But Ms. Crawford had a fat ass. She's with thones and talks so six. If you see this, Ms. Crawford, I'll fuck the shit out you. Oh, my God. Shout out to Ms. Crawford with the fat ass. Where did you email me to get on?

It's called 85,000. Bro, tell them who the podcast for, man. This is a podcast is for students who will fuck their t-y-te-old. You know what? Got damn right. This podcast for y'all. Right. Basically.

This podcast is a motherfucker in the resource room. Why don't you getter looked like he's a, it's a galloping? Like, it's galloping. I don't like that one. You got on a police academy shirt. Get him! Oh, you laughing, Chad? That army beard.

That was when you first getting an army. That had him nigger be. Bro, you can't have no beard in the army. That's what it is. That's the one. They got to cut it. They got to cut that one. Hey, bro.

Sometimes that shit be head wronged. He don't give a fuck, no. Oh, give it down. You don't be swimming in the airplane. Niggia, what? What? John, your little bit of that crows. Yeah, you're talking about.

Hey, but the fans are going to justify it, though. The fans going to have a pool on the airplane. They got praying gloves on the dog. With the fingers cut out. You know, deep goofy glove. This thing is said that you had to look across with one blessing on it. Just one blessing. Wow.

This podcast is for niggins who don't have a lot of jewelry. Oh, man. Just sung. That nigga chan't be poking him. He'll be doing it. He's thinking something inside the shirt. You're like, damn, I mean, I'm sorry. That damn tag on this.

Ah! Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, shit. This shit hilarious. Oh, man, that's funny. Look, I check my Twitter. This girl just said, could you have a Hudson brothers or at least one of them on your show?

That would be hilarious. Bitch, we did it. They'd be requesting people, bro. They'd be requesting. They want Obama. I appreciate it, man. They want Obama. Well, here he is.

Oh, well, Native-Oxious. Hey, Emmanuel, when do you listen to the 85? Never. He listened to this shit. Fuck, you don't. Talk to him. Bro, you told me yourself. We're playing man.

I said, bro, this shit is like 85 thousand. He's like, ah! Don't my listen to that shit. Tuck down. Oh. I don't need to curse, so. He downed. I'm not.

He always takes the first. Curse one time. So how you cursed. This nigga. You're up. I got to beat your bug and it. This is a motherfucker. Hey.

E-Z-A on the N-Said. For real-no, hey, for real-no, like, how that got started, bro, when we were younger, we used to curse annually. We would take a day, all my brothers would go down in one rule, and we'd get out of our cursing out. And we'll just make up the best combinations of curse word, and we don't curse the rest of the year.

Boy, it don't make no sense. Then they got to the point where it was like, you got to master it. Shut up, you stupid-ass-ass. And they got to beat your mug and that that, itch. Fuck wrong. You stupid. You're stupid.

It flows like a motherfucker. It doesn't sound as bad. That way I can, like, if I don't... It'll give you a little time to get away, though. It seems like... Y'all you know that's slow. You can do that shit in the motherfucklingling way. That is good.

And they're clever. Look at each. You know, each. Niggas, because a nigga got to fill in the blank. He got to go back through. All right. Well, fuck you two then. Hey!

You gone. He on the bus already. How you know, he's the cut. He's a guy. Oh, stupid-eyed itch It's clever, man No, man It's edgy

No, it's stupid, too much thinking That's a lot of bad You're a motherfucking bitch You're a mug Okay, you gotta stop you say You're a motherfucker That's the difference between Suspended and ISF

That is That's the difference between Kodac and people who actually had beds Wow You thought a Kodysak had something to do with the bed This man

It don't It don't It's all right. But look, wait. No, man, let me talk to him. Hey, man. Let me talk to him, bro. I think his brain is like constiprophobic or something.

It's a French word. That ain't right either. That ain't right either. That ain't right either. You don't get enough breathing room, bro. Wow. He's cold as sad. That shit sounds like comfortable in water.

Look, draw it. Draw it. It's a hammock. That's what I'm thinking of a hammock. Draw it. Wow. This is, look, this is a street. This nigga thought a coldest.

Oh, the cold and said. He thought the codis sac. You're talking about the little what. was a sleeping bag. That's the dad-in, bitch. That nigga, oh, proper-ass word for dead-in, or, you know, I lived in. There you go, there you see.

Hey, man. Hey, they will try to rephrase it, though. This man is by four. It's a roundabout. This man is by far. Go down to roundabout. Round about what? Round about the neighborhood, me.

Go down there and turn around. Yeah, I post you. If you were on the phone, if you were on the phone, He would give you directions. He was like, damn, bro, I can't go no way. I'm at a dead end. Where you at? He was like, no, nigga down the street.

Pulling the cul-de-sate. You might be up there on that roundabout. You're stupid as it. Y'all boys, but that's a dead end, bro. You're from a dead end, bro. No, bro. You're just retorted. Hey, at least you ain't think cul-de-sac was a part of the scrotum.

You're stupid. I had to check on my cul-de-sac, man. The doctor said, my cul-de-sac is ascending. Hey, man, sell me some wheat. I would, but I ain't got shit left but my little cul-de-sac, man. That's how I like a nigga who got a cold. Yeah, you know I got a cul-de-sac, you know what I'm saying?

I don't walk that. Yeah, man, shit. Hey, put that meat back in the freezer, man. You're getting the old cul-de-sac. Hey, shout out to D.C. You learned about a cul-de-sac today. Yeah, yeah. There's quiet.

It's quiet. That's what said, man. I'll be promising to everybody. Yeah, I do that. You got my nigga Emmanuel hustling in the studio with us today, man. Hey, he man funny as hell, man. That's one of the nigg. will be having me dying laughing all the time on Wild Out.

Man, he did a thing on Wilder Not. Matter of fact, Wilder Not MVP? Talk to him. Oh, me and Los, didn't we get that? Yeah, both of y'all did. Yeah, we got that. Yeah, man. But we don't know how that's going to turn out

because you know. Oh, man. Hey, what's up? Shout out to Wild and Out, man. Shout out to the whole Wild and Out crew. Y'all got a Wild and out crew. Y'all get a belt. It's only one belt.

No. Who headphones fucked up? They got a Gatorade. Oh, yeah. They're incredible. Them headphones, man. These headphones, it's to perfection. We got to.

We all... We always shout out there. You saw these Incredibles? Did you even notice that shit? Yeah, I had... It's incredible! I had to jam Nick up. I was like, we need some headphones.

Hey, man, I need to holl at Nick, too, man. You know, that's how you know, like, he's a real boss. When you don't mess with your employees, you're a real boss. He was in Atlanta, and I randomly ran into him into the club. Wow. Like, you ain't tell him you were dying here? Wow. He acted all excited to see me when I walked out.

Oh, shit. My dog! I don't like that, man. What club you got? What are you saying? You don't need to go to the club. Shout out to everybody who go to the club. I ain't been to the club.

Me neither. I don't know no clubs. I don't know. You remember that Young Thub video that, Honeyman, Hunnam. You remember how them Nick was in a little bit. You remember how that one nigga head with big a head and they had to live in a bad body.

You look that like a young thub video. His name is Jeremy now. Why you always be on that, nigga, man? It don't even mad. I got the big head, he got the little head. He didn't keep his brain in the head. I bet you want to be. Hey, that nigga is so small and fuck, man.

That nigga head for me. You stupid is a motherfucker, man. No. I actually got it. I got it like that. That leg, man. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? He ain't lost all his baby teeth yet.

God damn. That why? But anybody who cuts like him? So you're saying this nigga teething right now? He teathing. He teathe's like him. Don't attach him. What's the teeth thing?

Anybody who cussed like, Mug-Uk, niggins. You can't trust him. Kissed my ass, dude. You got a-ha-ha-ha-ha. Don't want to get fired this shit. Let me tell you something, my-ucker. You got a bat.

You got a bad one-a-ch. You got a bitch. You take these fries and get the uh-on. What the fuck that this, niggas. It's get the u. Get the uke. He the man. He cut the McDonald's was tie on.

He cussie-all. He cussie-knickers out. Let me tell you something. Mugka. Did my job. Did my itch. I got it like an inch. I got the bat and fry and get the Elle on.

You're like, what? Get the Elle on. Twelve nuggets gets two sauces. El on. Type of a nigga that cussing, look around. Hey, you're going to be coming your ass around here. Hey, man. He bleeped out of shit that ain't in the cuss word.

Hey, man. You know what I? Your ass. What? I don't give her. Damn. That couldn't get your asswear or no. I beat.

Hey, y'all don't stop talking about my leg on, bro. He got his own beat. He just got a beeper and say, beep. Talking about my lingo, bro. You don't get your feet, head, beep. Back to B'biz. Got me upped up in this other uckers. We didn't talk about my lingo, bro.

That's what's up. Hey, man, it's interesting we love. Talk about the nigger switch. It's halfway, itch. Hold on, let me catch the people up. Let me catch the people up on the nigger switch. We were just talking about how every nigga got a nigger switch.

I bet his car says, it's my mu-ucking car. You're like, what the fuck is my-uck-it? His last place say yuck it. He said that was enough. The niggins switched about to get flipped. Quick. You saw the little boy cousin out? What's up with little kids cousin out of their parents, man?

Hey, I think that... Because parents think they're supposed to be the child friend instead of the friend. I'm going on here and say, man. That ain't cool. What nobody says is who I said. There's a lot of parents out here who ain't shit. It's a lot of people who are parents who are never supposed to be parents. It's a lot of shit that you see your child do it, and then you just let it go.

It's really a result. of the wrong people fucking you ain't ready to be a parent all that curses i bet you start cursing with that baby card this motherfucking nigger here's shot he's not he shit everywhere you're like what happened dc gonna be the type of parent that don't understand why he kids so bad wow you just not you're gonna see yourself why you you wishing all that bad look on dc man look i call it how it is uh-oh this is a he always trying to you know what i'm trying to he always trying to act like his He needs to the nephews, his children.

Hold on. Sit out. What about the nigger switch? Where the nigger switch? Talk to him about the nigger switch. The nigger switch. Is it like on and off or is it like half? Is it like fully automatic?

I think it's more of a like a temperature gauge type of. It's like like a, like a sleep number, man. Like a sleep number? Yeah, what's your nigger switch on? I'm on like a 33 most of the time. I'm like at a 48. You stay at 48? You're at 48.

You're at a 48. What's you on? You're at the 50 yard line. I'm talking. I might be at a 90. Sometimes you do be in a night. Y'all had stayed a dead end, so you had a night with me. No, what that means?

I'm from the cul-de-sac. I'm from a dead neighborhood. You're from the head. I think we're going this way, right? Yeah, I mean. We're going this way. Tidy, right, left, and loosey. We're doing our normal setting.

Yeah. My normal setting, I'm probably about about 30. I stay at about a 33 degree. But you never mind. If anybody came to your comedy shows, you had an 80. You're right. That's what he's talking about. I'm really, like, what is it?

When I get the show, I try to keep that shit between 80 and 90. I don't never go to 100. He'd be going crazy. I ain't 80 and 90 on the show. I'm about, about, not, about 60. I'm making people going to get on this show? No, this is not. Oh, we are 95%.

No, this show, 95% niggerish and 5% Indian. That's a whole other. It's 5% other. That's a new nigga right there, bro. Who? That's like a new breed of nigger. That one right now. Clayton?

Man, come on, man. Yeah. A little bit ass side burns. That big-ass face. A little bit ass size. That niggins sideburn won't even reach his cheekbone. That niggins shit. That niggins shit right now.

You're like, yeah, damn, big face. You got the mustache of a gay man. You have a mustache. Evil-assette, man. What do you do with it? Oh, I know you ain't laughed. I don't do with it. But I know you ain't talking, bud.

You're not dread having ass. No, you're not dread. You're talking about, but you got to stick your Q-tips in the back of your head. Little ear having an ass. That how you clean your ears. Agla. I'm done with you. But you're laughing, Carlo?

Hell yeah. Fuck you mean. Fuck you mean. Darkest Indian I've ever seen. Unglad, boy, I fuck wrong with you. And Coyant, I know you ain't laughing. Hey, you think this is. Oh, shit.

But your goddamn, your goddamn beard look attached. Egg glad. Aye. Go smack. Look at me the face. Hey, glad, but, put it wrong. Oh, shit. Pull that 70, got that alfalfa tear.

Little Ralph, little Rosco beer having that. We want to go win the show. That's glad, well. Fuck, Robberty. Fuck you, D.C. Fuck you mean. Seven. Tricke.

You're going to open that nigger shirt up. It's going to be another little nigger. Like Clayton. Man. You've been fooling us, think. This shit is hilarious. Hey, man, fuck D.C. D.C. got three must-dance.

What wrong with you? They got two mustache. Hey, you take this ill. Have a big-a-beard but a thin-assad mustache. That shit ain't right. You got a big nose or little nostrils. Who? Confused nose having that,

indecisome nose having that, man. But if you don't get so little, it happens, huh? You ain't always said that, huh? He barely breathing, bro. Nigga, yo, you be able to drive through, talking about some, huh? Oh, hell you're talking about it. Oh, shit.

No, in the head you order. Hey, man. I ain't fucking with y'all. Fuck, y'all. I bet earbuds still too big for your ear. Uglin' bad, boy. Stop it, no. You're killing me.

Hey, you're talking about. Oh, shit. Killing yourself. You got a chest. You got a back foot. Look, yeah. Jesus. Turn your chest around.

Jesus got you zee's ears. You got nipples on your back. Uglam. Who? You got an avocado. You got an avocado. You were born from your mom. You were born of your mom's back.

Your neck. B-sex man. You ain't threw E. Egglam. Oh, shit. B-shaired. You're still laughing? Yes.

My hair, that ass. I'm still laughing. Hey, you dressed like an Uber driver. Eggline, my man. Uber X, that, egglan. Uber poo, egglan. Hey, I gotta go pick up another drive. Damn, I want to be in the car by myself.

D.C. D.C. dress like he dry off cars. Boy, you don't get your ass out of here? That white got chocolate in it. Fuck D. That was a good one But now I'm back on your little ear ass No, you can't be

Big Watch wearing that I think he's all the time In the way that watch is a belt I bet you love whispering Ugly, bitch Your ears are made for whispering Ugly that watch Got a pill for diabetes in it

Regulate blood pressure head What? Yes You ain't even got diabetes But you taste yourself Every morning I want to make sure

I see my shit ain't low You old ass D.C. got their That fro looked like a nigga swept the barbershop flew up and put all the hair together. Pickle you're a fro, my nigga. Do you like, Julia! With my diabetes pill. D.C. Fro do look like he ashes blunt in his hair.

He got the Jackson 5 afro, don't he? I'm on your ass. I'm going to Kansas City. You got Morgan Freeman here. When I first met, that's a cat ear right there. Terry. What you say? Miss Daisy, I got to go make water.

You can't tell me when I can make water. You want to be a principal. That's an assistant principal. That's exactly where you got to have wrong. Assisted principal household, lady. You too old to be going to the barbershop, take the barber, don't touch my beard. Shut up, Nick.

Fuck wrong with you. Oh, nigger. You do look like the nigga that caught me. Hey, you look like the nigga that quit the basketball team and come back two weeks later, dirty or fucked up. Like, I want to give it another shot, coach. Clayton. It a cane.

Tumble weed. Clayton. If I hear your phone. Get another shot, Coach. You're gonna get five from Uber and if you don't answer them calls. I'm gonna call a ride. Clayton gonna pick up.

There'll be a nigga named Clayton. Oh, shit. Call me an Uber right. Hey, this is the 85 Shelf show, man. This is for niggas who got hair like they work for the city. Boy, y'all always look like it's, well, you don't get your lunch cafeteria

hell having that? Nope. I know you ain't got bobby pins in your shit. Oh, shit. Big head-ass, nigga. Pammie cup of them bobby pens. Uh-uh. If I take them bobby peels your shit out right now, you're going to get mad.

You're going to get heated. No. You need to trade teeth with a grown man. Oh, shut the fuck up. You need to trade chains with a grown man. You need to get that chain to a guy. Katrina survival. Your grown man still nibbling on everything.

It takes you three days to finish a skittle, ugly little boy. Hold up. You laughing? I know you Steve Harvey, son, but I wrote your daddy. Everybody get this shit. That big a-n-n-n-nose. That big-a-n-n-nose. That's your head, you got to nibus.

You know, you're a nibular. But I know you ain't talking about nobody. Don't live at all. You don't know how you're teeth. That how you know your teeth. They got business channel characters on hit toothbrush, egglad. When you're all too small.

And you got to shake your head when you brush your teeth. Oh. Hashtag. Hold up. Hold up. Hashtag uglaid little boy. That's the hashtag. Fuck wrong with you.

Oh. Oh. Oh, man. I don't know what school that shirt came from but we don't find out. Fuck wrong with you. Oh, y'all niggas ever tired.

You dressed like a janitor, son. I can do this. Man. That hood-80s. He looked like he can fix the transmission. You look like a lamp in a teacher. Fuck you mean. Well.

Gym class. Hey, you think. Uh-uh. Soccer mom. Fuck wrong with you. Uh-uh. Say it again. Uh-uh.

Little old that, bud. Fuck wrong. You know. Hey, hey, you want this, he man? You got the little, though. Oh, shit. They got the car. Your ad look, mm-mm.

You got the little and load in here. Who? You. I bet your seat all the way up in your car. Hey, man. Y'all-old. Negative. Oh, my God.

I'm done. You love driving with your knees. This podcast was brought to you in part by Johnson and Johnson's baby wipes. Yeah. Was it? Nope. Oh. I'm about to say, what was up with this part?

It came up, man. Stop looking at you. I'm not looking at you. I'm not looking at you. Yeah, all the time in the world. Your arm, your arms don't need go together. That watch so big, you got three hands on that big, really. Your forearm don't even go together.

Oh, nigger. Why you say that shit, Clayton? That is a Michael Coors watch, not a Magic Johnson. You need to stop fucking playing so much. Why, you still got on a sports life? I thought it was a Coors light. You're too old and you don't even play sports. This nigga got a...

I bet your tank top loose a hell up on that shirt. Fuck wrong with you. This nigga got a bracelet around his neck. And he was a bracelet around his neck. This dude got to ankle it. He got the cat front shoulders, too. Let me tell you something. But you get into all your doors.

Digging your pockets right now. I bet I can tell you what you're about to grab. Ug lab, boy. Tight pan. Go in your pocket. Well, I'm about to grab. You got an asthma pump in a wallet in that pocket. I see it.

I see the print. Uglar, boy. Oh, shit. See a nigga fingerprints when he digging his legs. You got enough nose to talk about breathing. What? What? It's a lot of oxygen.

Got to go to that big brain in your motherfucking head. And y'all nose is my best customer. What are you talking about? Little Llaid. You got to pay for? Chad, you laugh one more time with that ugly step dead to watch on. Hey, look at his phone in on his forehead. Zoom in on your ear.

His imagination by DB. Zoom in on your ears. Zoom in on your ears. I bet your eardrum is the same size as I got them. There's your nose. Ugly-lad kid. Little bit-eyed nose. I bet you hate flying airplanes.

My ears always popping. Get your nephew his teeth back. Hey, DC just went natural. Get your baby. This nigga like insane. This nigga, light incense. I hate baldhead, nigga with beers.

This nigga light incense now. I was born underwater. We went three dollars and six. When your girl took a braids down, this shit looks just like that. This thing is a kale now. That's right. But I roast your ass.

I roast your ass, Clayton. Come on. They got the head made out of seaweed. Because you got the same body as the H&M kids mannequins. Ah, that was fun. I was going that direction, too. That was funny. I like that, too.

I like that. Oh, shit. Somebody called for Uber. I'm going to get this nigga off the L. Go ahead. I'm going to file a complaint. Nope. I wasn't ready for Uber.

Hey, if you're in the Atlanta metro area, you need to get anywhere. Request Clayton, the nigga just started driving for Uber. I know we ain't talking about this. Pull him up in their Honda-A-Lontra. Hey, Carlos, I'm going to screw that hat off your head. Shut the fuck up. You keep talking.

I'm going to screw that hat off your head. Oh, man. I'm done. Y'all made him manual mad. This nigga that tucked his dress back under the hat. I'm trying to get serious, bro, and this motherfucker that nigga hat

look like a pan. Like a what? Like a what? Flat top head, hey, that shit on your head. You'd have to lay that bitch down. Uglaid, bud. Fuck on two.

Say the air. Hey, say the info, though. Uglaid man, I bet I can't. Lego man here that. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey. Oh, good. Big bite with you two. The queen lips. You all away bite to the right. When you bite up, brother. I think that's got a derrick green lip.

Hey, this shit, this shit retarded, man. What? The Derek queen lip. You don't get your goddamn. You know you do, bro. I start talking with you, man. You look like you just have a sinus infection. Y'all nigglad, boy.

Fuck wrong with you. Nope. Yep. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm. Gotcha. Like big head, a little boy. T-Ref arms having that, bud.

T-Refing ass right now. No. Tice you right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now.

Right now. Right now. You got to put your feet in it. Put your shoe in the seat. Come on, you say that last night. No, did it? Yes, she did. No, I did it.

Boy, you gave it. Was that going the other way? Where'd a kid? Where'd going out? Hey, this episode of the 85 South Shell was brought to you by Cracker Barrow. Going somewhere else. It wasn't, but it should have been. Yeah.

Nigger. He killed you. Who? But that dick's thing, you'd just be nibbling. That's why he ain't got no fingernails. Look at it. Bro, you're too old to be losing your wisdom teeth. Ugly, boy, fuck wrong with you.

No, no. We got to figure out you in this nibbling, first of all. I don't nibble. Before we move, you got to let the people know that. I don't nibble, you got to let the trick-a-treat about. Right, right. I bet you how I could do the rocks eyebrow, do it.

No, no. The rocks eyebrow. Yeah, you can do the rocks eyebrow. Do we have any further announcements? Because I'm about to just go dig a hole. Oh. Because I'm done. Ain't shit as I can do.

Yeah, he's over with. It's a rap. Is it wrapped up? Did we talk about all this shit? We talked about all this shit. Except Eddie Murphy thinking. Hey, you can follow me on social media all across the way. Nicky you got a million followers.

Ain't nobody else going to follow you. Ain't nobody left, man. No, I'm just saying. Hey, ain't nobody left. You ain't a real nigga if you ain't following one of these two, motherfucking. Hey, Clayton, answer your Uber shit. Oh, man. Hey, first of all, you know, I don't drive, Ove.

It's a nigga on here looking just like you. I got a weed old. I got a weed o. Hey, man. Man, what else you got coming up? What's the next one? A weed Uber, it's called Duba. Shout out the Tamara Goans, man.

Much love to Tamar Going. She got your boy coming, you know, with a lot of things. And I know somebody said don't talk about it, but me and D.C. might have another little, you know, movie in the works. Uh-oh. Yeah, man, you know how we get down. Why y'all ain't tell me nothing about these shit? I want it to know.

How we can't. We don't want to talk about it, then they don't show up. Oh, okay. And then people ask her with that. Man, leave me alone. Shit, that's the shit. I feel like that's the shit we need to be telling people, The shit that don't come through.

If you know what, that is real. I had a lot of shit that didn't come through. Tell them how your grown teeth didn't come through. Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna tell them how your ears ain't grow up with your head. God, damn. They broke up in ninth grade.

Nicky shot your ears off in me and it black and he was like, yeah. There we go. There we go. There we go. Hey, you can follow me on some shit too. I got one of that hit right now.

We got out of all right now. We got out of all right now. We can get the fuck out of here. Thank you very much. They're left like Elvis. Boy, you're going to get out of it? Oh, thank you very much. Hey, I will be here Thursday till Sunday.

That's the entire weekend. Six shows, two tonight. All right, appreciate you for listening to the 85th show. We got to go. Now we can get the fuck out of here. Yeah, we're good now. Black got his payback, man. Yeah, yeah, fuck that.

You know I was thinking in that to his black. You ought to kill me. Hey, that was some classic shit. You got to kill me, but I'm only a nigga that's going to get your 100 bullshit and get you one pound. She'll be like, we done? We're done. All right. I'll give your 100 more bullshit.

That should be funny when you see a nigga reaching for it in the road That's why your grandma real tall Your granddaddy can't drive Your little sister Fuck, what's you laughing at nigga, your uncle Yeah, that's why I say everybody

Get this shit Everybody can get that shit That's why your mama gave birth Hold up, what the fuck is he laughing at No the fuck you didn't tall ass eyebrows Get the fuck out of here Who the fuck breathing? Fuck you, nigga

Went to sleep last night I woke up this morning Oh fully rested ass nigga They wonder why I do this like Hey man It's like when you get jumped Hey, nigga, let's roast with all compliments. You have to.

That'd be no. That's funny. He roast the nigga with all. No, nigga, don't take care of your family ass, nigga. Oh, save up some money, checking an account. He can't do that. Wear a seatbelt. I ain't got nothing good.

I know. I ain't got that good. I'm like, no, I can't do it. Oh, well-dressed. Nah. It just don't sound right. No. Boy, you don't get your ass out of here, reaching all your goals.

You're going to end up saying this shit. Oh, respect. You're going to end up saying you really want to say. Nope. She's going to get weird in the minute. Oh, look like your mother-ass Nick. What the fuck, bro?

What that? What? Oh, handsome man. Now, now we got a real fight, nigga. We had a fight. No, me and compliments, don't we can't go. You ain't got to go there. You got nothing good to say about you.

That was a test. The number one roast joke, we don't get your ugly eyes on. Hey, before we go. You know what you got to say? You got to spend like five minutes talking about this shit before we got it. If you nice roast, that's how British.

British people do. They'd be like, hmm, my nice shirt you have on there. It's real condescending though. Make you feel real weird. How much did that cost you? I bet it was a pretty penny wasn't it? Did you put a lot of thoughts into that? Is that your call? Gold shillings. The rust-colored one. It looks like it's seen better days Hey hi-ha nerd or rose First of all You probably don't even have a computer

That's capable of even staying online Long enough to hack into the mainframe And if I don't know how to hack it My other friend He knows how to hack it Stop, man Stop Y'all have offended every demographic

On this goddamn show Except for white. There's a nerd out there like this. We didn't offend no white people this too. Hold up, bro. This nigga said we didn't offend no white people. Not on today's show. We didn't offend no white people.

Okay. Look you don't get to Donald Trump looking at. White people. If people talk about racism, make you feel sensitive and it make you feel bad, guess what? You're a motherfucking racist. Say that shit again. Say it again, but say it like you've been free for a minute.

No. What you mean? We still ain't free. I'm fighting With some freedom Use a white people Don't take up When the other white people

Talk on that booish D.C. Slaves wasn't free That's why they was called slaves He said like you free You ain't a slave no more When you're free But all they know is being a slave

They're free But they still mine is fucked up Because they're a slave Did you not hear What them livid ass is What he was trying to say? A slave to the matrix I mean you got slave lips

So I guess it's right Why is you talking about my damn that's why we should have just gone got the fuck on that's what i'm saying man we should just go on let get in get out me hit that way you got slave cheekballs like glad what that's that mean you got slave blood you got niggin lip i do i'm man that's he may that's dc young fly that's clayton english i'm colos and shit this been another episode of the 85 south show a whole god damn episode tuck them tities in bitch we and feel fin to get a podcast and beef with y'all that'd be dope we beef with you

Every podcast out there. We're beefing with so many podcasts. Oh, hold up. We're talking beef, nigga. Beef who? Who got a pod care? I bet you ain't got no pod. And I know they ain't got no pot.

Damn right, they ain't got no care. Shit, who got a pot? We beefing on all of them, niggas. Everybody who got part. Shit. About to block so many niggas. Man. We're beefing with all niggas doing better than us.

Anybody achieving. Yeah. We got a problem with it. I'm talking about niggas who's already accomplishing shit. I hate lame man me too oh I'm a hater what I hate the hate nigger I'm a I hate the hate how much hate you got in your heart man if these motherfuckers hated hating as much as they hated we would be somewhere so you can say that again if these motherfuckers hated hating as much as they hate then we would be somewhere

what I'm saying that's the new yes that that's a that nigger I'm out I can't say nothing There you go. I'm done. Good. You may be going to need some help. 85. 85. 85.

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