The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Episode Thats Too Controversial W Karlous Miller B. Simone & Clayton English | Ep. 157

Episode Date: November 9, 2018

Clayton English returns to the trap to chop it up with Karlous Miller and B. Simone. Clayton came back talking about Bert and Ernie and their sexual preference and the innerworkings of the comedy business. Plus Karlous buys a McRib at McDonalds and take a sneak peak at Savannah State's Homecoming Comedy show! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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They did it. I like it. Because they be seeing me in the streets and they be saying shit. They'd be like, man, what happened? And they'd be like, if they ain't fucking with you no more, we ain't fucking with them. And I'd be like, no. What happened? Some whole other shit.

What happened? We not going to fuck with. Can you take it, please? Oh, I ain't see the shorts. Okay, it's the whole outfit. That shit called. For the hoochie, on the go. Yeah.

Switch, swish. Here it is. How you living, bro? Burr and Ernie's old. They say the dudes that created them based it off their relationship. But Sesame Street came out and said, hey, first of all, our Muppets don't fuck. Shoals are those.

Chelsea. Why? Why not? Don't start. Don't stop. Liga, why you think you're at? You got their head back. Because if you don't pay taxes, they'll lock your ass up.

And throw away the key like they did run easily. And young Wesley snakes, everybody needs money. Hey, yo, ice cream machine work. Fuck out of here, man. It really don't work. This shit's terrible. When y'all gonna bring orange soda back? The orange, bitch.

I had to call my whole back. Said, hey, Lowe's dropped this shit. Did you know that? She said, yeah. I said, well, bitch, why you ain't called back? You talking about the same bitch who cut her hand said, fuck it in a grow back? 85.

All right, G. Be good. Snack junkie. Hold it down. hug them kids may love them kids does anybody have snacks no snack junkie didn't bring us no snacks I'm gonna go to roll bro

chay you heard that right so when we call them and say come open he ain't gonna feel no type of way zoom out you look good be Simone they want to see you thank you man they have been asking for you in the comments no they haven't

bro let's do a segment dedicated to be Simone all right you ready no what's the segment close the door bro closed the door you're gonna leave it open carlos what nail do you like better what nail do I like better this one Clayton how you know which one is a man square that's Clayton English no no Joe we get the two for one I ain't no two for one jump in here four for five

six for seven I don't want no makeup on me either get in here Joe Joe man what I'm not about to sit in here with another hour of y'all doing this sitting here you don't want to for real I do want to but you have to stop smoking no go outside and catch your breath and come back I am Simone you're holding it down you can't think complaining we love you we

support you what's this you can't feel like this you can't breathe yes go ahead do you bring candy you want candy can I get you my children do you bring any snacks no no no way too I didn't know I was coming oh you just showed up when you get in town are we check one two are we doing it now how did to get that out my mouth get out of my mouth what's up man what's up man you know we just living we just chilling 15 minutes Carlos that's um you be someone you must say hello to y'all y'all gonna start talking for an hour well look we will do it no I'm not

you're not here Clayman it's all good I mean you know he does with he's here but he's here but he's gone you don't understand every time clayton english is in the building he he does the podcast from the future i know it's so funny that we never even like this this all right we're really gonna get sabado domino domingo on the show that's what we're going for man we can't smoke in here now what says when uh as our beast's mom was dizzy She is, but she's been dizzy. So. Carlos doesn't give a damn about my own.

You dizzy. I love your health. Did you smoke a black and miles around? Don't do that. No. You're good. That's very good. At all.

What else do you want? That's the most you go on? At all. Look, this is what we smoke. Four blunt, three blunts, and a joint. But Ronnie was here. He's a big smoker. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. What's up, man? What's up, man? Man, what the fuck being going on with you? Where are you been? Oh, man, you know. Same shit. You've been on the road selling our shit, too?

No. Uh-uh. I ain't selling shit. You better stop talking about that shit for tax purposes, man. Okay, okay. Ain't nobody selling shit out. You've been doing decent. Man, hey, man, I have town hall meetings.

That's what we have. We do town hall meetings for a religious organization. Tax exempt. Right. Hanging around a lot of Jewish people. You got to pay attention, man. Right. They gave me one of them hats, too.

It was pretty cool. A yamaka? No, the other ones. Wait, what's a yama? Oh, you ain't there yet. She ain't seen the other ones. She don't know the other ones. Amen.

They got the other ones. Oh, the one. You know, he's seen the other ones. No. You just guessing. You just grabbing for shit. But you kind of end that, though. I know.

She closed. You got to expand, you know what I'm talking about. You know his two other hats. Yes, he does. He fucking doesn't. We know the people. They invited me over there. I had to go perform for him.

Okay, draw what it looks like. Draw it? That is racist and religiousist. No, it's religion. Sack religion. Yeah, you can't draw their hat. What if they drew your head? That little bond right there.

It's anti-Semitic. What if they drew that shit and said, look, this beast. Samoa. You would be mad? No, I was like, that's not lit. Don't worry about it. They got to have it. I know, we're talking about. It really just saying some shit to come forward.

Why are you so frustrated? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm dizzy. You took the weed out and got dizzy. You're equilibrium. Is this your weed? Did you take this out of here? Is it uneven?

Do you have one side longer than the other? Yes, bro. She said the shit was itching. It was your head up to, man. It was not itching. Tell us what we do? We sell hair now, too. Be Simone sell hair.

What y'all doing, man? She has taken her beauty and cosmetic lines to another level. She's selling weave and makeup and chapstick and all type of shit. I'm not. Cut us out the business, went directly to China. She know the lady who got the joy in bottles. I know that top. Who is this one of the athletic freak?

This is actually pretty little things. Those chicks who like jogging and their tits out at the same time. They cut the checks. I don't go, fuck what I had to wear. They do. it's pretty little things. I don't fucking. Oh, okay.

You wear whatever they sing you? No, I pick up my own clothes. That shit. Hey, I did not say it was bad. I'm just saying, what are you with this to? Like, if the whole thing was made out of the top, you would be musty. Strip or track me, have your titty is out, but be athletic. Yeah, if the whole thing was made out of the top, you would be musty.

Yeah, you would be musty. Yes, you would. If it was all mesh, you would be musty. Have you ever been to Jamaica Club? They'd be wearing that shit. Bro, you're going to have all the roster's maddened up. They know. They stink?

No, but that shirt. You said they musty. That shirt make you musty. So they stink. It's a net for must. It's trapped must. You had the whole shit. That's how you feel, bro?

They know it. I've been there before. Hey, man, the people have missed you, my name. Oh, man, the people don't miss me. Miss the people. You understand what I'm saying? Why can you do that with everything? But can you explain to them.

When you not Make the money Make you But tell them When you're not here It's not our fucking fault They act like we did something No, they do

They did something Fuck them They did it I like it Because they be seeing me in the streets And they be saying shit They'd be like, man, what happened? And they'd be like

If they ain't fucking with you no more We ain't fucking with them And I'd be like, no What happened? Some hollin'all What happened? Nothing. What you do?

Just make it dramatic. I just make it dramatic. But it is a fault. That's what I tell the people out there too. It's partly my fault. I didn't know. Bring you an asshole, man. That's what they said.

That's what they say. They'd be checking in. They'd be like, why you ain't on the show? I'd be like, cause I'm on the West Coast. They'd be like, well, why they don't come out here? And I'd be like, man, how many questions you're going to ask? Me, man. They got a whole question to answers.

Chad, what in what the fuck you be at? No, leave a comment. Bigger, answer, answer, respond back. Obviously, the comments are going neglected. So they find me. I'm outside the weed store, security guard, like 85 South show. When are they going to come out here and do a show?

They was out of here. When were they out here? They was out of here? Where did they do the show at? So I'm out there for 30 minutes and still don't get no free weed. You can fucking give me a discount, a good parking spot. That's it. 15% off weed.

This ain't Mason. What? That's not good. Bro, I did not know that's what was going on. You know that, hey, whatever they say, they say that shit to me, too. Whatever you hear. I'm glad to get blamed for that shit, man. No, they blame, hey, they blame me.

And then every time something happened, they'd be like, ah, I see how y'all nigga do, man. We're Clayton there. Like, bro, that nigg is gone, man. No, they blame me, though. Oh, so we get it. You don't, you don't think I get it? We catch them both sides? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I see why you ain't fuck with them nigg. One time, niggie, I'm like, what did you talk? Niggins, they fell out with a nigga. They started saying all the bad. Niggia, fuck my bitch one time, man. It was she wasn't my bitch, but she, I liked her. I'm like, me.

He just looked like the type of nigger dad up. No, bro. Nigger, no. Oh, shit. That's what's going on now here. I told you. And you was like, be positive. Yes.

We stay positive. What's you talking about? We're just about being positive as people. in general. Who ain't positive? Be Simone. Yeah, right. She's positive.

She's positive. I can't get it out. I thought you was about to tell me where you were at on. Oh, you got some wheel on the positive. This place changed. It looked the same as that. I want to y'all to know. You just don't understand.

This is the season three of the Trap House. No, this shit looked the same. Here, this shit still. What's different? Out there. That shit is wood grain and marble. This shit is amazing. that shit is a man have you seen out there oh yeah

you had to walk out in there they got a little room set out there y'all used to it i ain't never seen last time i was here it was a dirt body i've been here just the first time i did the show i think broken apart yeah we've been out of the trap for a minute it's one of our favorite place to record that man you know because you never because clayton show up just we even know it just shows up well i was gonna come over here anyway

oh well nobody can know where this is but i was going to come over here. But I'm just glad that you did. If you were in nothing, you know, over here. Had we been anywhere else, what are the chances of that happening? What do you mean? Like if we weren't in the trap tonight, wherever you just pulled it up there, you wouldn't have pulled it up over there.

Oh yeah, no, no, no. If it was too far, it's meant to fucking be. I just got in yesterday. Come on a plane. Almost missed it. Pull on a plane. Forty six seconds to check my bag, man. What?

46 seconds. That's what she told me. How good are you? Forty-six seconds. How long did it take the check in there for it? No time. Yeah, you did, baby. Put me in.

Put me in. My bag here. I got one bag. Push the button. That's all you got to do. How does she know you had 46 seconds? Because they have a limit for housing, you know. The last minute you can check your bag.

You got to get the flight an hour before. 45 minutes. That's what I tell myself every time I'm running late to that airport. I'm going to stop doing this shit. It's scared of shit out, you don't it? Yeah. About to fuck the money up. But I always make it because God don't.

He know that I ain't always finish yet. But the next time, the next season, I'm gonna get... But the amount of hustle you put in to get through the airport? It cut into my sandwich time. Damn. I am a... Ain't no more eating. You gotta decide.

You got to like, I've got to use all my energy plus I ain't ate. So now I'm cranked. Extra energy. Come on, man. Being used. Come on. I'm a early morning bagel type motherfucker. Einstein brothers, boys head.

Bagel brothers. Whatever that. Wheat bread. Whatever that airport shit is, man, I'm a, I'm a crazy. I'm a bagel, man. What about is Atlanta airport? Do you fuck with the Boar's Head Deli? I just said there.

See? Nick, they got that big pretty-ass lettuce. Is it a gay C? What gate is that? That's a C? Yeah, C. Right there, they act like they miss you. Variations of different mustard, spices and fresh ingredients.

They got the pretty-ass tomatoes from the public's commercial. They just still got water beads on. You know, y'all get fresh tomatoes at 9 o'clock in the morning. I don't even like them, but I like how y'all displayed them. Iceberg lettuce, please. Yeah, all of that. Time ago. Told you, bro.

I got toast shrew at my house, man. I'm a whole other nigger. My attitude has changed. Yeah. Do what you got to do. Be careful. Don't sit on the toilet. It's good.

We're going to hit a meal to clear. Thank you for taking it. Don't leave. We're not going to fuck with you. Take it, please. Oh, I ain't see the shorts. Okay. It's a whole outfit.

That shit cold. For the hoochie on the girl. Yeah, swish, swish. Here it is. How you living, bro? Man. You catch us up on the Clayton English happening. Sabado Domingo sightings.

What can we say, man? There's so many things that can be said. Cool shit. Some work, some shit that ain't out yet. Very nondescript. Very nondescript. True TV. Back on true TV.

True TV. What's the show? Comedy knockout. Yeah. You're defending your own championships. I lost. I lost one. Fuck. I still got a belt, though. I know. I got a . I know. I'm going around with y'all. Come on, don't.

What you go? You got yours? They sent your danes in your? Yeah, I got mine. I was just saying what club we're wearing them to. We ain't shit if we don't bust them out. I never thought about wearing it out. I'm busing mine somewhere. You go wear it out?

At least on my birthday. Let me have a birthday party. It's not coming off. It's not coming off. Oh, hold on, hold on. Over the shoulder? On my way. It is part of my outfit.

I earned it. After all the shit, there have been through. I'm my birthday party. I'm going to have a Hall of Fame. If you waist, I over the shoulder it. All the. Memorabilia I have cuffed over the years we'll be on display at my retirement party. They don't steal it.

All the things... You know the rupees going to steal it. All the things that I cuff from you. I'm going to have somebody working secure. You can just be able to look at it. Anybody that worked on the show, if you go to their house after they come to here, they got some...

Some t-shirts with other people name on and all type of shit. It's a nigger right now with a... shirt that's a sway on the back. Oh, I wasn't supposed to say that. I weren't you supposed to say that. Say what? Right? Because they care.

The future. Bleep that shit. out, Joe. Don't tell them the future. Don't matter. Don't tell them, though. Don't spoil the surprise. We'll just play that little piece when we put the episode out. Joe got on a Japanese fan's jacket.

Joe has his shorts are cool. His shorts are cool. He got on the pants that. Everybody in here's cool you got on some. He got on the pants. Let's analyze your outfit. Oh, shit. Oh, first of all.

You got roasting? Excuse me. No, not on this show. We don't do that in here. Holds up, don't shoot. We don't know how to rose. We don't do that shit over here. This is the 85 South show.

This is a station with some class. We don't do that back and forth shit. I wasn't even roasting you. I was saying it looked good. I told you. Okay, give me your best roast. Don't speak some of. Clayton is fucked up.

I don't know how to roast. No. You don't. Yes, you do. Okay, give me what you know. We saw you roast. You stop saying what you came. You always bullshit.

You act like you. do anything little girl we saw you on TV roasting in front of the world and it was funny Bravo you just wanted us to kiss your head You just snap on you snapped on somebody Nobody

She was roasting DC Roasting? On the Wild and out game I know what you're talking about I don't know what you're talking about That's what he's talking about He just hired than me Oh

You snapped on me I don't know how to roast All right man Whatever So everybody who saw B Simone on TV roasting and you thought she could rose. I did my best. I gave my all.

I did my best. Sell another outfit. My best wasn't good enough. All that. Don't roll your eyes at me. Do costume changes. I would. That's what we're at in the game?

What are you talking about? Mr. Rogers, the simplest nigga ever changed clothes twice a day. And that was the coldest shit ever. You wearing the same shit all day? Are you crazy? That's my third outfit, bro. I'm running out of shit. There was a lot of episodes where he came.

He came right home and changed him to the shit he just had on. He has a shit similar. I had a green sweater. Let me put on the blue one. And what age as a white man? Do you just have a door closet full of sweaters? Oh, this nigga had the boat shoes and some bands. Come on.

He's switching to some little. Hi. Did you like to be my neighbor? Like, nigger, this is an apartment next door vacant? You saw the big uproar, right? somebody said that Byrne and Ernie was a couple

that was in love I saw that so is Fucked my whole perception of Sesame Street up Take me through my whole life I'm thinking What you thought they were I'm thinking

Bird and Ernie is brothers And they ain't not grown men I'm thinking their parents None like been to work Or maybe they didn't have parents It was just him and his brother Kind of like Ernest and Willis Okay

What show is that? Different strokes. You're going to sing the song. Sing it loud enough. Start from the beginning. The world don't move! That's how all 80 songs used to start. The day by day.

It was different strokes. It was about these two little black boys who got adopted by this rich old white man who moved him to an uptown apartment with his white daughter and he didn't even worry about them trying to spend on her booing there. All that show. Kids who was on that show ended up having a very tragic ride.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. But the eight is at least trying to give us hope is black people by, you know, letting us. be on TV. So, Burt Ernie, so they said the dudes that

created them based it off their relationship. But Sesame Street came out and said, hey, first of all,

our Muppets don't fuck. So they ain't even with that. But let's establish one thing. Who the fuck knew that

these puppets were grown? When did they get grown? I thought they had different parents. I'm under

the influence that Elmo is eight years old. Right. Now, putting fucking on the puppets but who does fuck when did bird and Ernie get old enough to decide well we'll just make our own decisions and we're just time to tell everybody that being Ernest are in luck what the fuck somebody

somebody just they just what freak-ass person started to decide that these puppies need a sexual orientation they created it said that's well one of the creators of the character said he based it off his relationship which was a gay relationship but then the people do Sesame Street that steal run the shit because you know they still got shows to make they like hey our puppets ain't fucking just because they made that movie the happy time murders don't mean that these puppies they're not the same puppets that's what they are the same i know but they're trying to say that these ain't the same puppets right but if you these like those puppets pair that's what

i'm saying if you watch sesame street i figured it out that shit was preparing you for all the type of people you're going to meet the world right how this big bird right look right look No, no, no, look at all the people you meet in the world, right? Look at all the people you meet. You'd have met a snuffalo up against. Hi, Carlos. I'm not feeling good today. Rishamone, nobody likes me.

You've met a snuffer up against you. You'd have met her Oscar the Grouse. This nigger live in a trash can but want to talk shit to you. Why are you wearing that? Why are you living a trash can, asshole? Look at all these people. Bert Dernier. Now, they was two gay mothers.

You thought they was little brothers bickering back and forth, but they actually have a little couple arguments. What? This shit was getting you ready for the world. Who else? Cermin'n to Frog like big bitches. What? We and the BBW.

And try to act like it in here like a, Ms. Piggins, if you could. And Ms. Biggie, Kermie, you put the green dick on me. That's what she be on. Kermin the Frog out here. Fucking big bitches. You better like it.

about this hate nass nigger so what was cookie monster cooking monster was on them rocks what are we talking about the cookies obsessive addictive cookie cookie cookie cookie make what do you i like cookies too say it's for cookie come on man he had a whole album he had a whole album about cookies what else does he stand for cookies okay then you got a little slab Crack, crack, crack. Damn. Come on, who else was it on that? Elmo.

Elmo, come on, man. Elmo was a little motherfucker that manipulate people. By being killed. Make you feel sorry for him. Yeah, I said. Elmo can't read. Yeah. Oh.

I just saw Elmo. You feel sorry for him. He's getting in your house and steal you're watching stuff. Yeah, yeah. Elmo just hit a lick. Elmo, the finesse kid. Elmo got money now. Elmo came up.

I can't do this. Elmo wins again. Yay. Who else on there? Everybody on now. Who else on there? The count? Oh, he loved it.

What's the count? The count. The count? The man fucking teacher had a count. He was a vampire. He running holes. Pimpin. Human trafficking.

One. two three four bitches I'm telling you seven thousand dollars and then he tell you the price everybody on that was fucked up

Big Bird Big Bird Big Bird was just he was like he was like Ace Big Bird was the way you feel when you get high

He was just That's why he came through yellow like that Big Bird was just Because only when you had would you even think you saw a bird that fucking big. This is a big yellow bird with orange feet, nigga with purple rings around them. Like nobody tried Big Bird because we don't know if Big Bird got

them hands. Like one of his hands don't even move that much. One thing I know about white people is they have people who get up early in the morning to bird watch. Nobody will say what kind of bird big bird is. He's, oh. He's just a big bird. Is he an ostrich?

Shout out to. Is he a turkey buzzet? He's an eagle. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Shout out to the international. people all around the world, you know, Sesame Streets and other countries, got different big birds. Whoa. Different big birds.

Is that true? Puerto Rico, he a parrot. He green, his beak different. That's what I was about. Different countries got different big birds. They got all type of different muffets that apply to the country.

They from... This is what y'all might not know. Big Bird had a fucking sister some shit that came on Sesame Street one time. Big Bird got relatives and some most shit. Did she ever ask? The only reason I asked, at us because I saw Emu on the side of the road one time.

I did. We saw it from a desert. We was like, who is this thick bitch walking? And then we put, it's a big two-legged bird. I never watched. I'm going to go watch some of this shit tonight. When you said, it made sense. Sesame Street was just getting you ready for all the people you are counting.

You're going to see these people, man. You're going to see these people. Because it was funny. Because somebody was just talking about winning the poop. And then fucking, what's E. This motherfucker come around, be depressed all the time. So it is. I want you to feel sorry for him and shit.

Winnie to Pooh. I seen that shit on something. Winnie to Pooh, all them shits is different personality disorders. All right? So you got E.O. He depressed all the time. That's why he moped around. Then you got Winnie to Pooh. He a little slow, but he obsessed over one thing, honey.

Like, this motherfucker gets stuck trying to get some honey. He got a hosom. Then you got Piglet. Piglet always worried about shit. It's confidence fucked up. Right. Tigger got ADD. This nigga jump around off the time.

This nigga can't sit still. You know what I'm saying? Then the goddamn, what are the other? What did you have time to figure this out? It don't take long. It don't take long. If you've seen it, it makes sense. Damn, that shit makes all the same.

What's the other people? I don't know. Bro, you didn't blow my mind. My mind blown. It's some other ones. I don't know. Yeah. Everything I thought I know.

I know you do. Shit like this will scare you. This is some controversial shit. No, this shit ain't going to come out. What? This shit ain't gonna come out. You think this too raw? Yeah, this is.

No, you can't post this? It's too raw. Stop. You too controversial. I don't know when they're being... Why you got the last you shirt on? Where you've been? Like, am I in some shit that I shouldn't be in?

I'm out there. I'm out there. Where's it in LA? Yeah. All right, man, I love you. Be good. Take your weeds with you. Don't talk about my weeds.

I will when you leave. Here, smell it. Come on, it smells good. Don't do it. I don't even like looking at it. I've been holding my stomach. It's all the time. Been trying not to throw up on this microphone.

Thank you, 85 South Show. Are you selling those? No, these are mine. And that was just- Simone selling weave. Love you guys. Yeah, be good. Sinking out.

Soak that weave and some alkaline water. Go post some more pictures in your drawers. Get it right. Hold it down. We got you. Everybody go like them pictures. Don't beat Simone page, man. Take me the time.

about it. It's terrible. Don't have the attitude when you come down there. Remo ride. You get some fuck out here. She knew it. You can't wait for the other than you know. I'm polo down.

Don't give a fuck. They just drop these new colors. Niggas ain't even got these colors. White niggas ain't even got these colors. I need what I'm saying. You get what I'm saying. Shit. You always got to have that moment of clarity where you look at the gun.

I don't know what the fuck they do. They have to. But something about that moment. You got to observe it. See how far it's burning. How fast it's burning? I smoke so booge. You see how I asked my shit?

Get on my nurse. Smoke this bitch like a war veteran. What about the niggas would ask this shit like this? That's only when you and fucked up the situation and shit ain't had some right, trying to even it out. That's how you can tell it for my fucking really roll the blunt. If you could just smoke, you don't have to do no extra shit. Yep. Pinching, squeeze it, or chase it down, fix it all you.

Well, this shit feels so good right now. Yeah. Y'all be careful. They almost got you. You're a good. Got to be more careful. Hey, on some real shit, I thought she was really. I don't.

They got the prize. Now for real though. I got to get my son. Uh, yeah. What about, uh, that's on me? What about that? I'm using. I'll use it.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, Lebezi. That nigga just got shot, though. Yeah. Um, I'm trying to reach in my head. Hey, man. Hey, man.

Big Bank? No. I know what I'm coming. What's Big Bank? What is that? My bitch driver, oh, right. Yeah, that's it hard, though. That's it, that beat come out hard. They fuck with that little wing uproar, too.

Oh, uproar? Uproar is crazy right now. What the fuck, though? Or, uh, sickle mode. Oh. That's awesome. That's awesome. Which part?

Yeah, I don't really care of these. I'm trying to think, man. I don't know what I've been, I don't even know what I've been listening to later. Even as a DJ, I don't even know what the hell I've been listening to. I've been so deep in my own. I really want some stupid, man, bring me up. Stupid, some dumb-ass shit? I don't even, no, man, I can't even think.

God damn. You're now 400 degrees. Ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w. They're too young. They're 2,000 babies. Everybody know 400 degrees when they come on. Oh no, I'm thinking you need one second. Don't do that shit.

Don't do that shit. Oh, I'm trying to go up in the locker right now. Oh, who wants to smoke? Oh, give me that money bag, yo and little baby up all of it. All of a sudden, I can do, we can do that because that ain't really too much of it. All of a sudden. Slide by my knob and Philadelphia. Oh, motherfucker.

I ain't know you was right there. What you got on? What kind of shoes are those? It's Chelsea please. Why not? Don't start. Don't stop. Where do you think you're at?

I'm the official host and it's homecoming. No, I guess. Hey, bring your Chelsea boots out for homecoming, man. I ain't hate me. I'm just ass. You sure you want to jump out there like that? I already did. I'm just letting you know.

This is coming from a nigga older than you now. These pitchers are going to be around for help. I know. I mean, you can't not be fucking with Chelsea. That's the nigga that had Chelsea boots on. I'm saying, when you see the pictures in five years, all your homecoming pictures you got on Chelsea. Now, think about this shit.

That made this a lifetime commitment now. Your grandkids gonna see these bitches. Like, granddad, why you wore that shit? What year was this? I'm just saying, bro. This is the homecoming. We got to bring a lot of outfits. I'm talking about my time.

Okay, I'm just saying, you're gonna be committed longer to the Chelsea boots. Not a short time. Don't make some die for dead, baby, dear, Hey, what's up my book. And do you enjoy it. Hey, what's up, man? People have been asking me, what is the website that I can go to to make bets online?

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in the game use our promo code 85 South and get your first deposit match a hundred percent up to a thousand dollars tell him carlo's searching when you get there promo code 85 South we'll see you guys later yeah i think that's the thing we should make that a thing historically black community I mean, it is, that's what it is. Because community colleges is like black people. Most of those are, you know, black, so we should just put our name on it. Basically. Yeah.

And where are you originally from? Mississippi. That's like you're from the South. Yeah, I'm from Chicago, so. Yes, the South, too. Everybody are from Chicago, I'm from Mississippi. I mean, our family is. I mean, without Mississippi, it ain't no family.

I'm from the roots, babe. I'm from the real roots. I guess. That's where all of Chicago, the Great Migration, look it up. I know. I don't get me educated. I'm educated. This is the new one.

It's about the nuances. What's good, man? You know what's good. 85 South Show. What's all this about? Hold on, y'all got new merch. I've been seeing it out there. Let me, let me just break something down right there.

the 85 South Show came from nothing okay that's all we had a whole lot of nothing guess what we have now a little bit you know what we learned that Clayton England when have you ever had a little bit of some and put it with a little bit of something else I had a lot never only can have some yeah man you got to put all that shit in there so you can have some. Come on, bro. Because the motherfuckers to have none. Right.

You feel? Now, you had none. How are you going to get something? Because you can't keep having none. Right. But what you're going to do? You got a little bit? Uh-oh, you're in there.

That's why I-oh. You got a little bit? But what are you going to do with that little bit? But I always understood that staying ready prevented me from having to get ready. What I'm going to get ready for if I'm already ready? Oh, we're doing a barbershop.

Oh, well, then you know what the fuck it is. You know. Hell. Shit, I ain't got to make money, bitch. Money make me. Say what? You want to ask me about where I'm going, and you ain't never even been where I've been.

How are you going to see what I've seen? You can't look how I look. And you ain't focused. Hell, you look at what you want to see. You're rubbernecking. You goo-stepping. You gallivan, you look at who, and you're dilly dally. She had never big for spaghetti lid.

Don't do that. What my man said, she ain't got a lot of ass, but I can work with her. One girl was so insufficient in the ass department. He said that she ain't got a lot of ass but titty bop with her. That's what he said. He just moved on to a whole nother section. You know, he's just going to titty bob, look. Oh, don't bid over.

Now titty bop with it. A titty bob with it. He'd have changed his song, me and song. You know why it's funny that you brought that up? Because people always call black men homophobic and shit. But I was listening to some New Orleans bounce. Oh, Sissy Bounce? They always...

Am I wrong for saying that? They always throw the sissy bounce in there. I was listening to DJ Jimmy. That niggins say, Now, do the sissy boot. went and that was part of us that was part of the song see you're right

you're right little way and we brought them lines all of the time we're just living in a different time yeah all the uh what you call you think we go ever run out of weed old dude oh

like as a country you think we'll ever run out of we we run out of it no you can't run out of it You think it's some weed stashed somewhere? No, not the way I've been planting these seeds. Anytime I see a seed.

No, it's legal in places. So we're going to be straight now. I put that bitch in the ground. Grow. Damn. I put it in the ground and I whispered to it. Rumble, young man, rumble. And I hope it grows up.

This is what's coming up on the 85 South show. Give them the rundown. Give them some more commercials. This is time to shoot. Oh, okay. To shoot commercial. We got a commercial coming up. I'm going to have to do it.

Chair, what's this? ABA. Hey, my man. Can you get it up? Do you want to keep it up? Can you get it up? But can't keep it up if you need to just make it hard. We got something that may work.

Let me take some first before I promote this shit. I don't want to be promoting the shit that the shit don't work, bro. Then I'm looking like an asshole nigger think he didn't find. Did they send us some? Did they send us some? They gave us the money? All right. We'll do it because they sent the check, but I'm just saying.

I don't know if this shit really worked. I'll be a lying motherfucker if I just said, hey, these pills. They ain't got no outline for what to say. What if you go too crazy? I don't even know. Hey, the shit will make your shit have more bangs than you used to have. Where do we do? Do you want your dick to be more shiny?

There are all kind of pills on the market, but if you want a shiny dick the only dick pill with vitamin E and aloe what? What? The fuck are you talking about?

No, I'm gonna do whatever. You don't make a lot of sense on this instruction shit, though. You ever think vaping is too expensive even though they sell vape pens for a dollar

at your local convenience store? No, we'll definitely do this shit in a minute. I don't feel like being said. We can do one of them. I can push the pill back. No, we're not pushing no money back, Chad. That's your, that's the wrong idea to have.

No, you're not, because I didn't request it. We push our money back. I was just saying, in the meantime, tell them to send her some of these dick pills, and let's all take some and go fuck our hos and see if it. No, not as a group. I'm not together. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, we'll take,

let's all take some. Tonight, all right, Thursday night, take the pill and fuck your girl, and we'll report back. We need to have a controlled experiment. And then you do your analysis, then. take the pill Thursday. We'll all bring our shit back. Well, you know, you need to have a control

in the variable, so you need to fuck your girl. Somebody got to not do it. And then fuck a fat chick as well. Yeah, you got to see to make sure. Because you love your girl. That shit always worked with your girl, but with these ditties, who knows? Who knows?

Your shit might not get hard at 4 in the morning after she and cuts you out of the left. Right, right. What time does this shit kick in? Hey, man. Hey, to all the audience of the 85 South show, yes, we will continue to put out ads for whoever. We don't know what the fuck going on, and you don't either.

I keep it of 306 with me. No, bro. Some people are like, man, I'm glad I skipped them. No, the fuck. I'm not. Watch that shit. You don't never know what we might be promoting, my name. And you don't never know what you might need.

There's some good ads out there. It's some great, bro. You saw the 2K ad. We're out here making moves. We're making moves out here. Who put that shit together? Chad, that's you? Acting a fucking fool.

Come on, man. Come on, dude. We got so much shit to tell. Oh, no, Joe. You're talking about, like, Shaddy. Duh. I mean, who they called? But that was a trick to see if he was going to take credit.

He did. That was a trick. It was a trick. So they're about to send us some money. Thanks, man. We need money. Everybody needs money, especially when you're back, you got to pay it back, especially if you don't pay your tax. Everybody needs a little money, especially when you're black, you got to pay it back.

Because if you don't pay taxes, they'll lock your ass up, and go away the key. like they did run easily. And young Wesleyan snakes. Everybody needs money. A little bit of paper, a little bit of cheese. When I was broke and didn't have shit, did nobody give a fuck until I got my paper up. And then they got back on my nuts.

And when I start living with myself, people got mad, start talking about my ass bad. When I start stacking all my money, and that's what nigger said, this nigger ain't shit. I don't heard that bitch. As soon as I start getting paper, and the bitch start fucking. The niggins started hating All right, that's enough Fuck this shit

That's enough Just to let you niggas No, I bring the 50s back On these holes, nigga What style was you sing of this? That was the 50s, me That was Nate Fisher Nate Fisher

A nigga I thought was Nate dog No Okay Everybody needs money A little bit of paper I'm stupid This niggas retorted. It's a motherfucking, bro.

You good? I'm great. I'm great, man. But this is a real trap shit, bro. You just showed up in this dude. Yeah. I'm glad to have you around. I'm glad to be around.

What advice can you give to the young followers, man? It's somebody who watching this. Who's like, damn, man. I'm supposed to be over there doing my shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let me talk to them. No, you're not. You're supposed to be over there.

supposed to be where to fuck you at right now. Where are you, bro? Hey, I'm where I'm supposed to be. Right. I'm close to where I'm supposed to be, but even where I'm supposed to be

ain't close to me. You understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying? Take this. I'm close to be. I'm close to where I'm supposed to be. But I ain't know where I'm close. Wow.

You, nigger. And if a nigg was approaching me and he was closer to me, you can expect me to already be. So you spit that. Like I was supposed to know that, but it was a known fact. But I didn't know that it was a known fact, and I didn't even know that. What? I didn't know that when you put it on the door, man. But you left it there, so I had to call my whole back.

She said, hey, nose dropped this shit. Did you know that? She said, yeah. I said, well, bitch, why you ain't called that? that you're talking about the same bitch who cut her hand said fuck it to grow back the same bitch who cut her hand said to grow back oh you put up with her shit because i ass fat and you put up shit with her ass crack whoa i dig what you said stay with her because you enjoy the head she's not gonna treat you like the nigger that you was but she

gonna treat you like the nigger that you is You did. I did. Damn it. It's the nigger that you is. Damn it. But if the nigger that you is, it's just a little bitch, then you ain't never going to get none of this pussy from this bitch.

Whoa. You feel. I was never even trying to. When she found out that I found out that she was lying to, that's when we got really cool. Watching her do what she trying to do, shit she would line two

but that's fine too that's fine too because she got a girl and I got mine too and that's a line too but yesterday I ain't have time but today I got time too because you know

if I got one bitch I got to have a bitch time too and if you ain't talking to the bitch you probably talk to the bitch behind you. And when I call the bitch on me, no disrespect.

But I'm just talking about a gangster bitch so you can know what my mind said at. Your mind said that. But that ass if that so put two dicks in her. What? And she can rewind that back.

Never would I ever. What type of shit is that? You're going to have to run that back and explain all that. If two dicks in her, you know it doesn't happen. She'd fuck this nigga and it's pap her. So now that the pussy snapped. No. What she do in her spare time ain't my business.

But two dicks going in one bitch is just something I don't ever want to witness. On no levels. I don't heard about them type of women. They call she-dell. I'm through fucking with you, man. You play too much. You always got to take shit too far. And they always blame it on me.

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You don't know you're going? The McRib is back. Oh, man. Does it ever leave? Yeah. They only sell the McRib when the pork prices go down. Did you know that? Huh?

Huh? I don't know nothing about the McRib thing. I'm going to get one. You going to get a McRib? Right now. Don't get knick, man. That's what, bro. I do what I want to do.

You do what you can. I do what I want. Hey, I know how you feel about me in coming on what's how you eat. Yeah, bro. You eat that bullshit, you've been eating kingwise shit. I don't say nothing. I just be like, bro. I'm back eating tickets.

You had to, up red? Got some leggings? No. Some nuggets or something? I don't know. I put it all the skin on that chicken. I'll eat some nuggets. There's a nugget, Joe?

Yeah. It's hard to work out. You don't know. Chad don't be working out, man. You don't know. Chad worked out. Yeah. What do it work out, man?

I don't know. I try to run twice a week. I do some boxing and I do this circuit change. For real? Trying to stay in forever, bro. You're just gonna be a, you're just gonna be a, you know, old face in shape, nigga. No, I don't think they can't cheat the clock, bro.

No, my, my folks, um, My folks aged pretty well, bitch. Yeah, man, but they ain't got shit to do with you. You know. They don't deal with the shit you have to deal with. No, keep doing your thing, man. Keep eating skinless chicken. That's definitely going to keep you alive.

Nah, well, I just don't try to eat in the fried food. Yeah, well, I'm eating whatever the fuck I want you. And I'm still here talking to you. Yes, sir. Hey, but you're stress-free, bro. With the shit. Boy, stop. Hey, what's going on?

Is the McRibb back? Yeah. The McRibb back! Alright, let me get the McRib combo. No pickles, no onions. What do you want to drink? Let me get a large Coke to drink. You want something to check?

Something. I'm sausage business or something. All right, hold on one second. You want a half a meal? I mean, I try to stay with it there. Anything. I don't think of something. Frass.

No. Salad. What kind of salad are you? Um, they got chicken salad in South West. Is it fried? No, they got grilled chicken salad. I do a grilled chicken salad. And the grilled chicken salad.

Thank you, sir. I didn't think about that. Do you want rent? No, they have vinaigrette. No, you have vinaigarette? Uh-huh. Yes, that'll work. Anything else for you?

No, that's fine. 26, 17. Oh, can't get a bottle of water? Water. Let me give me a bottle of water please. My bad, bro. Hey, I appreciate you, man. God bless you, man. Hello? What it looks like?

I guess you don't. I get it if she don't. Because I still had to pay for my food. You got my money to me. You don't have my money. I didn't use my, uh, my, uh, checking food stamp card. Can y'all make sure the water is bottle water? Can you make sure the water's bottle water? Hey y'all ice cream machine work? No.

Fuck out of here, man. It really don't work. This shit terrible. Thank you. When y'all gonna bring orange soda back? The orange. The hot seat. I know when you're gonna bring the bag?

Burger King got y'all shit, man. Wow. Y'all just let them take y'all look. shit. No, I have to sit right here. If I go up there, you gotta give me some extra shit. I need something for my pain and something. I'll pull up.

We're just going around eating McRibbs, drove up here from Atlanta, just going to all the McDonald's. We got a little deal. We're making a documentary about the McRib. rip. So he's that pull up right here? Alright, make sure I got a bunch of loose fries at the bottom of my bag and all that, because it's taking long. You're supposed to give me a milkshake or something. Oh, me? My name Rico Wade.

Alright, I'm gonna pull up, but it better be some extras in my shit. shit. It's not the dude. I'm a producer. I produce music for the dungeon family. Thank you, bro. All right. This podcast right here is for motherfuckers

who get high as fuck and already have their order ready on the way to the restaurant. Don't let that bitch be closed because you're going to be really disappointed. You ever had to switch up your order when you had? Nigger, that's the worst shit ever. You got a whole attitude.

Because you'd fix your face. You'd fix your mouth for it. Like your mama said. I'd have fixed my mouth to eat my goddamn leftovers and you didn't eat the shit up. I had my mouth fixed to eat. How do you fix your mouth? Did she wipe it off with a napkin and shit?

She'd have set her tongue like a place mat. She did just let me. She'd dabbed herself off. And you didn't ate her shit. I beat the shit out of me, too. That shit crazy. Somebody eat my food. Now did you growl.

You see why your parents went crazy. Fuck. When you got your mouth fixed on some shit. That's the whole face. Ooh. You got your mouth fixed for something. It ain't not there. Muffer's mouth fixed for Chick-fil-A-on-Sunday on Sunday.

And then you forget it ain't Sunday if you ain't right with the Lord. That's why Chick-fil-A do it. Oh, you forgot it with Sunday? That's because you've been sinning for so long. Chick-fil-A don't give a fuck if you eat chicken on Sunday. They said order some Saturday night. You know we close them on. Like at this point in the game...

If he chick-fil-A in the oven, it's not that bad. At this point in the game, Chick-fil-A recognized that you recognize they're not open on Sunday. Like, you just, it's just one of the things that just is. They sell their bootleg. They're not folding on that, right? It's a bootleg chick-fil-A on Sunday. Right. You go to a nigger house, and he goes.

got a bunch of shit he stole out the freeze you know what if chick fillet was open on sunday they'll be exposed ain't nobody about to be nice to you seven days a motherfucking week brer it's that day off that keep that chick flay energy going hey welcome to chick filet right why you're so happy because i'm off tomorrow oh nobody got to come in i get it yeah you can't do that shit seven days a week no you pull up a chick filet at seven o'clock on a sunday expecting that same Hey, can I get a chicken biscuit? Yeah, pull up. Where's the pep of Chick-fil-A?

You're sleeping in there, bitch. The pep of chick-in-law, you're sleeping, my nigga. You're the first one in here talking loud on the goddamn speak. I hear you, my name. Relax. Pull up, bro. Relax. You want some jelly or some, sir?

Pull up, my neck. No, the chick-f-a-a-the-pollah sauce box ain't even up here yet. Right. Pull-up. What is this? Pull-up shit, chick-law. Bro, we just open, man. Pull-up.

Sunday. Some things just got to be. old company go to shit. They're turning the church the chicken. The customer service goes out the fucking window. Done. Done. As soon as you you're giving them a break. I see that. I never thought about that.

What other companies could benefit from taking off goddamn a day? The post office. They need a day off. The post office clothes air goddamn bed. How do you even get to the post office? There's a couple of them still.

The bank be closed a lot to they bring me shit but i ain't never sent them shit they never had to go and you send some shit off not really i do that shit of like trying to be remotely you living your life like a goal yeah i do like just print the label hey man go you're living in the real future just sit that bitch by the door and they come get it drones scoop it up pick it up i'm with it robots come around they do corners and everything let's go with me and the robot hover over the shit and pick it up like this drift out and then that bitch when it fly off it sent a text thank you

clayton thank you with a thumbs up too but the shit so crazy gonna send a black dog wow i didn't know you a black man that's how we're gonna be with the whole technology shout out to this shit i'm scared of that new technology don't you better be that Alexa and shit i got one Alexa just sitting around listening to you talk all day picking up on keywords She don't do what I want her to do. She told me shit, like, don't worry about it. You just imagine you sitting at home by yourself just lonely. She know you depressed.

Carlos, would you like for me to call up some hoes? Who said that? It's me, your friend, Alexa. Oh, my God. Come here, don't be afraid. That's funny. You look up, they're rubbing on your leg. You leave it on?

Man, I'll have that shit. Oh, I got one. Man, that shit freaks me. how to think about this shit. You wake up, it's a motherfucker rubbing a... Oh, shit. It's not a robot. Alexa, remember all that shit.

Hey, Clayton, February 16th, 2017. But you like to hear EZE again? What? Why are you remembering this shit? Yeah. They got some new shit. She might come up with the wrong shit. I don't have been out there.

Elon Musk, all the motherfuckers. Yeah. I don't really like none of this new tech. Now, I don't even like the remote that you could talk to. I don't know who the fuck listening to that. How did TV know what I said? Who built the memory bank? Playstation controller got a mic. And a camera. But it act like it don't got a mic because you got to buy the shit. That shit can hear you. Smart TV. That bitch, no one you fall asleep because it turned itself off. Because you

close your eyes. Yeah. You just be there and don't move for a long time. That bitch go to a whole other screen. TV got an attitude. Oh, you ain't going to look at me? And the shit just turns us and fall. But the crazy part is you can still hit the TV so you can fall asleep and wake up that bitch and say 9.30. Shit is crazy out here. Fuck y'all.

Y'all still got the TV with the Big Bang. Things are changing out here, bro. That's what we were talking about before you got here. Everybody doing big shit, TV shows out of the ass. I'm just out here sideline. Everybody who didn't have been on the 85 South Show doing good. Because we blessed. Oh, ma'am.

I'm like an amazing shit from the bleachers, the field, and the sideline. Like Airsport? Shit's crazy. How you feel about the comedy game right now with the climate or what's going on? What is going on?

I'm just saying on the positive side where people are making their own opportunities. Yeah. Look, this shit is out here for the picking. Yeah.

It's right. Right now is probably the dophest time for comedy. And I think part of the key is you can't let the people that think they control the ends and the avenues to distribute comedy. Interesting.

You can't get them the more powerful. Interesting. That's an interesting take place. That's real. That's real. I like it. Because they out there, they want it, but they got to get it from us. I like that.

You got a manager? Yeah, of course. You're a good one. Have a good one. Managers is like an equipment manager in football. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, talk to your shit, bro. I'm listening.

They get you what you need. We'd be fucked up because I used to work for people, so I think a manager is you associate them with being a facilitator. Then you come to this side of the game, hey, you work for me. So now when they point out stuff, you're like, oh, okay, let me make sure you're pointing out shit from a managerial standpoint of what's being focused on. Yeah, sometimes you got to, sometimes as an artist, you do have to go back and highlight certain things that you won't highlight it that have a certain

importance to you yeah they may not know or understand the value that you hold personally to some of the things that you may want to accomplish and opposed to just being on the pursuit of the dream like hold on wait one second this means something to me right right I want to pursue this and I understand this needs to be made right and I understand that this is a process that may take a little bit longer than you may be feeling that you should take but I need I know that I want to do this so I know that I need to do this this and this needs to happen before I can get to the part that I'm telling you I want to get to right you get to you get what I'm saying yeah yeah I got a damn good manager though no no no I'm not talking about I'm talking about in general just

coming to this side realize even agents like my agent like I'm like oh okay the whole team got to have a vision bro you got to have like like you got to be interacting You got to stay on them. They used to go stay on you. But at the end of the day, these people work for you, and this is one of the only games where you can have people working for you,

and your talent is always going to get you your work. Like, my talent gets me in every room. It's not. You know what I mean? Like, even though you worry about somebody that's going to fight for you, you just got to, nobody's going to believe in you the way you believe in you.

Nobody, not one person. But that's just part of the game, though. But hopefully you have some. people who understand and they see of certain value in you and they can help you facilitate your your shit. Oh, they got to see you. Because now the way of stuff

moving is, yeah, man. Avenue's opening so yeah. Everybody out here jumping in comedy, though. I think we're living in a technology revolution still. It's still a boom of

the middle of a technology revolution where people like a lot of variations of the same thing like people are more open to accept the new shit and they want to see and they want to hear different opinions and different perspectives it's not necessarily just the competition that people make it out to be every time we're getting real philosophical on these things i don't know if this this might have to be a college degree episode or something this is going to be the uh syllabus it's on your syllabus man we understand i'm a rapper but i'm still a gorilla and i whip you like the thrill of manila

juvenile don't never get all his credit but it's time to give it to him we do i whip you like the thither manila hey uh that's what you should do what should have 85 south tributes for people that you like they used to do apollo yeah yeah like a belt but we don't have to get a belt because them shit's expensive. We used the Marvin Gay picture. Marvin Gay, Marvin Gay, Marvin Gay, Marvin Gay, Marvin Gay, Marvin Gay, Marvin Gay, Marvin Gay. Did he have a cartoon? Was that the same song? Because that shit sounds right.

It sounds adequate. Did he ever, wasn't even that poppy ever? Marvin Gay, Marvin Gay. He had a sitcom. I think Marvin Gay was the nigger, bird. Marvin Gay had a sitcom. Marvin Gay tried out for the Detroit Lions. You know what?

Marvin Gay was the original Lionel on the Jefferson. You know what strange as fuck, though, is me and Marvin Gate have the exact same birthday. Oh, word. That's crazy.

Shout out to Marvin Gay. And there's a picture of them right there in the trail. Yeah, that's why. We're not just talking about. Shadee in here, too. Yeah, she's beautiful. I love Charday and do.

Oh, man. I'm out of here, man. I'm tired. Yeah, I'm about to go, man. It's all good. I'm about to do this. I didn't know y'all's over here. I didn't know y'all's over here.

I was talking. But that's the, that's the magic of it, brus, organic. You think the people are not going to be able to watch this shit and know that you didn't know that we was here? I don't know what that means. I didn't know you in town, bro. You just be creeping in and now. I never creeped.

I'm just saying, no. You're very low-keyed with your ass. I never creeped. No, I just came into town to see some people. I'm glad that we're on that list of people. Yeah. I'm this weekend, though. I got to do the laughing skull.

so you're gonna be here this weekend oh yeah we had that bad boy vortex man yeah you can come in there and get a coronary bypass burger I'm not gonna have that but yeah I mean I think it does what it says yeah it probably does but I won't have that no I love me too much

yeah I mean you can have one in your life no I'm straight but pick when you want it I'm good on all of that I'm gonna have one at the end straight you know some shit man me and you be talking but i don't i was watching some shit on youtube the other week man i don't believe in dinosaurs man you don't believe in dinosaurs i really just don't believe that shit what don't you believe about dinosaurs first of all you mean to tell me it was just big-ass lizards and shit just walking around the earth

fucking up shit all the type of big-ass animals just roaming around having social social lives and shit deciding that they don't eat vegetables and shit who put that shit together man okay so here it go they wasn't little but that's what i'm saying no dinosaurs wasn't little but that's what they you mean it was no no no no no no they were little that's what i'm saying for everything was big but it was big people at the same time big ass people so basically They were just regular size and little last week, little compared to the old shit, it wasn't like the Flintstones.

It was people with big, dinosaurs was little. Niggas will step on bronosaurus. Bronosaurs be in the way. You know what I'm saying? Niggas hit bronisors what they can call all the time. Because you've got to understand. It's always been advanced. That makes sense why they fossilized.

They just stepped on. How else you get in the ground? Nigger. How's you getting the ground? Nah, I'm so glad you came over this bitch. What fuck else you get in the ground, man? They make it sound like it's just big, 20-foot motherfucker. Right, right, dude, walking around, knocking over trees, eating eggs and shit.

The trees was big as shit. Everything was biggest shit. People were biggest shit. The tree was biggest shit. Mushrooms was biggest shit. These shit's big to us. Oh. You feel me?

These shit's big. big to us, but these shes wasn't shit. Niggas was doing that to Terradactors. Like, Terradactos fuck up a barbecue. Come on, man. God damn. Get one of those citronella candles. Get rid of these teradactos.

Asshole. Pick up your stegosaurus. I stepped on this goddamn stegosaurus. Now, I'm gonna throw this little motherfucker away if you can't go keep him in his cage. These sheds was little, bro. Everything was big.

More oxygen, bigger shit. Right? bigger people and there ain't no advanced societies look we advanced right right now we technology podcast everything we cool we advanced but it's people somewhere

in the rain for us living life they don't know nothing about this you feel me so in the past it was like that too the dinosaurs wasn't shit that's why they kept getting stepped on ran over and shit

damn You're a fucking genius, man. That made all... Okay, I'll let that go. So you think... You don't think they exist. You think the fuzzles fake. Are you just saying the time period?

What you're trying to say? But the fossils might just be a bunch of shit put together to fit the description. There might be some whale bones mixed in with a little bit of shark bones. I don't know. They could have easily put that shit together. I don't know what animals those are.

This is true. I just seen some shit But that shit That shit looked right Jurassic Park That's what got me I don't know, bro You mean to tell me it was a big-ass

Tyrannosaurus wrecked That motherfucker was huge But had some little bit ad chicken wing Couldn't reach nothing How He wasn't big Exactly He was the equivalent

Of You know one of them dumb-ass fish That's deep in the sea You know what I'm saying Nick just a mouth in the asshole One of them fish That's what the T-Rex was All right, so what the fuck are we there?

Oh, we We microbials, nigga We microscopic Back then they wouldn't even be able to see us With their naked eye, bro You understand me? We that good little virus that survived You feel me?

Germs, see. Boy, damn near. The earth go big And then it gets littler And littler and littler until it ain't no more. We ain't shit, we really just think we're important in the boy we think we big in the bitch this shit ain't big we

ass in this bitch you go up in a plane look down on that shit you like at the inside of a PlayStation this stupid look crazy look at the dumb ass car we really think we're important in this bitch no man we we all yeah

damn I mean we got it though we're supposed to be here I'm through fucking especially us because you are every time you come around you fuck my head up and then you leave want some magic shit.

Why you keep doing this shit? No, no, no, look, man. Not that you said that the dinosaurs was little. We are magic. That's the only shit I've ever heard about them that makes sense. I just thought it was just big-ass rhinoceruses and shit, running around, shit. Just like Jurassic Park. Yeah, they big to us.

Right. But we wasn't, that wasn't us. We were still germs back then. Boy, we was snot. Still dick snout, trying to crawl to the, you know. snotting somebody bones damn say what

my dad at you know your mom's house getting a dick suck I got to learn I'm gonna talk no harm. I like you, though, for some reason. I just, what's your name? Your name? What? Tay. Terey? I don't like no extra-ha-bizze with our land. I don't know. I can't trust you, bitch. You got too many friends. You got 19 bitches who liked you. Somebody lying. Ain't

all y'all friends. You'll learn that late on in life. You ain't got but two friends. I don't know why to fuck y'all so deep. Okay. Three of them bitches gonna try to kill you as soon as you come up. I can't stand there, bitch. Wouldn't be so fake friendly with their friends?

Y'all'll be turned the fuck up. Everywhere you go, yes, bitch, yes, all of this. Be riding in the car with your home girl. Won't even tell her her pussy's thing. Shout out to Toray, my new sad chick. She just won an all-expense-paid gift card to the Waffle House. Say what? She'll take me to Waffle House, period.

Oh, that's, oh, you doing, you doing something, you keep saying, period. That ain't shit. Niggas gonna have our own shit. I'm through talking to your ass. Puntuation. Bitch don't ask me no questions. Parentheses, what you talk about? I'm really out here getting money.

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