The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - THE FAMILY TREE w/ KARLOUS MILLER & DC YOUNG FLY | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

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Yeah. Because you ain't doing too much when you're having sex. You're doing just enough. It's a feeling. Yeah. But when you're on your young nigga shit, you got the rap playing. You don't need no a name.

Yeah, you're hitting the front of the back. Mm-mm. All crazy and shit. When you get older, you got to start knowing who you fucking young nigga. Right. Got no a name. Got knowing what streets you stay on. You got to start knowing shit like that.

Right. Like, yeah, I know so-and-so. That's Sarah. Stay on Ferguson. now you you wake up you know what they're oh that you don't know where you stay you're your chain missing you're scared to ask you yeah your pfine gone you're like bow the way oh no what's this daddy man she out of the night in bed the flight of the morning didn't it we got a carry-old all my shit in it I have 38 living like a young nigga they miss that took everything

That's how I'd be. Got to slow down, gang. Yeah, just have a little sex. Yeah, man, it's okay. Getting to know one person, man. That's cool. Yeah. We're fucking everybody.

You can fuck, but you ain't in no rush to be like, you can't fuck everybody. He ain't in high school no more like. Bro, them games over with it. Because the high school was like a game. I remember one nigga? I knew how I couldn't compete. He had a sheet.

He had a notebook piece. He had a piece of notebook paper, right? And I knew I probably like in 11 grade. I probably had like three bodies You know that's big High school three bodies Oh you was fucking Oh yeah

Oh yeah we fucking baby This dick pulled out This sheet of paper And I can see the names Through the light And then the bottom of the piece of paper I'm like But I know that like

I know that like 23 I'm like you doing that You're doing that in 17 He's like But some of these grown Like at least 40 19 I'm like You are already in adults

I'm like oh you you're balling I had two partners like that in the high school. They could hit anything. Not like they hit all the holes. Right. All the ones that was worth hitting, they hit all of them. They hit all on. Even the ones you didn't know they were fucking.

Yeah, they fuck. There's one. House school is a lot of secret fucking going on. A lot of secrets. It's a lot of secret fucking. The one would be like, mm-hmm. Don't fucking run. Oh, that'd be that going great.

A half a day? That'd be going stupid. A half a day? What? You'd be surprised who. Got damn ducked off on a half day. Going stupid. One they ain't know it.

Come on. They're some freaking smart, motherfucker. She only let him hit, though. Nobody else's house school, only him. That'd be the craziest shit, though. When you're the only one hitting and you could tell shit and let somebody, you be like, oh, you got. I'm in your rotation now.

I remember I got beat by a lame nigga in high school, and he was holding hand with the bit. And everybody knew that this used to be my chick. They used to walk by and shit. I used to, man, that shit looked like a Lion King special, man. Like Scar had my bitch, man. He was just, and I just can't wait. I was like, look at this shit.

Ain't nothing worse than when your little freak get a boyfriend. No, that's funny when she get a boyfriend. A good freak. He was like, hell, no, that dude has got the food. She was down for your cause. He was like, this thing is like her. Ain't nothing wrong with that, but I'm just like. Now, that's the part that'd be having me stuck.

Because you'd be knowing the whole time. This is going to be a good girl for some bat. I just know it ain't me. I just hate when that day come around. It's like when you release some dubs. You just got to let them. You got to let them go. Hey, some of them doves don't fly now.

They go hit the ground. No, so. Hey. These are jumping out of your hand. They take the rubber band off. The dovner got two. comfortable. That should be sad, man.

That somebody had to be a kid. Somebody was in the future. They dropped some dull to do with up, and they were like, I think it was a bad bad thing, two of them did. It was two of them. One flu had a little bit. I was like, that. They had the bird flu.

That's crazy. The bird flu, nigga. The bird flu. You got to take the rubber bands out. You got to feel the wing trying to go in your hand. Oh, yeah, they're ready to fly. If they ain't trying to flap, it means something's got their wings and tat.

Damn. And those motherfuckers are good. Hit the ground. I don't even know why you brought that shit up. You give me flashback. Man, shout out to all the freaks that we lost. And what Drake said in the women we almost had. Hey, man, I remember the freak

ended up moving to our neighborhood. Oh. But this when I knew, it's a difference because I only had, I knew the freak from school. I never knew you outside of school or knew how your mama was like... How you know she was a freak? Oh, I knew. So, listen.

Well, now when she moves in the hood, I was like, oh, say no more. I don't think about summertime, spring, bray. I'm going, I'm already, man. It's been to be laugh. But her mama did. That play, though. Oh, she wouldn't even let her go get no bell. When I let her outside, I said, oh, yo, mom.

mama, no. So that's why you act like that it. Okay, everything, man, oh, your mom, I already know you fair. She don't even let you come outside, shouting. I read one time she was going to come outside and want to act like, man, her mama yelled in the house from in the house, like, get your ass back in here. I got to go. I'm like that. Damn. Yeah, everything makes sense. Maybe you just made me think of a bunch of people who I know couldn't never come outside Shout out to all them kids who grew up and couldn't go outside That's horrible That's a horrible life

Some people just had some mean-ad parents I know that's horrible Especially when you all you can do a look outside You know how you don't want to open the window Because you'll get your up there for even open the window So you peeping And you just send out of the kid You can hear them

They outside outside I'm crying like a motherfucker I'm so that one kid saying I'm so happy to be Ice cream truck out there. The ice cream truck pulled right up in your house. You can't even come outside. Outside as far.

I don't know what the fuck happened, man. I grew up in that generation where we went far as fuck on our bikes. I'm talking about far, nigga, you trucked everybody. 19-D. We can go wherever. We're on bikes. But we're riding. Deep dinner motherfucker.

man that used to be the life man you ever fucked around the road your bike too far away from home you're like shit I ain't never been this far shit god damn that's what I look like by yourself man my mom ain't played a bar my mom was so mean

like she wasn't mean she just kept me structure which I'm super thankful for you feel me like I ain't never unappreciative but but I remember I got my ass whoop one time just by going on the next street I'm talking about the next street

I'm just so happy to hear that the ice cream truck. I'm on my bike. And then my partner, I'm like, you're coming? I was like, you know how you're coming? I'm like, man, pull that. Come on, let go. I go up. I just bust and live.

We're an ice cream truck, guy. I'm not far, but I'm far. But I'm not far, bro. All I hear is legit. Here comes your mom. Funny, lady, walking up the street. Where the motherfucking belt I said, what the fuck she's going?

To who's your ass? I get on my bike, I'm coming down, so I'm kind of walking past her. I'm like, Mom, what you doing? Here I come. I want to know where up, man. By the time I got caught my mom, my mom, my mom wind up. Nick, I got the ice cream in my hand game. I roll past my mama.

My mom were like, Pootie Tate. She only hit the ice cream. She was like, wow. Look, the ice cream. I went on, my, nigga, my mama whooped my hand, and the ice cream was just sitting there. He was just smoky.

Nigger, that one, those niggins my head like a motherfucker. Well, your mom, whooped your hand, not the ice cream, right your hat. I said, bro, my mom used to walk my hair, bro. He don't get that type of shit no more. What? Stay in the neighborhood, feelings?

Like, I need to see you. I don't reach. I need you just being I've reached. Once you bustle right and you know, we got trees and shit. Once you bustle right,

go past a house, it's trees. I can't see you. See, being that said taught me what kind of adult I never wanted to be. I ain't never wanted to be the adult. They were like,

I'm going to tell your mama on you. I feel like them was the most bitch-ass adults ever. Because like, now that you think about it, like, why you had so much free time? Right. Watching this.

It's what we're doing. You're looking for some shit in town. Why are you so goddamn nose? I'm going to tell you. I'm telling your mom. And then this is the bitch-ass mood that let you know that they were really going to do it. I'm going to tell on you.

I'm telling you. I'm telling your mama. Okay, wait as you get that. You think he forgot. He comes outside. You'd be like, man, fuck. That'd be the one day that your mama come outside to get you, though. Did you know he was back there calling everybody's bitches? I need to talk to you. I told you I was going to tell your mom.

Need to be respectful. I ain't never said that to you, bitch. But you're stupid, bro. I had a good childhood. And I could say, I had fun, bro. Oh, man. It did what it did. Every ass whoopin I got, I earned it.

Yeah. I earned all my ass-whip. I knew your ass whooping will be coming. So I would try to, like, make sure I did enough to try to balance out the ass who I'm about to get. Because I'm not just about to do a little bit. I'm already in ass-whooping territory. I might as well. But you're going to whoop me again?

Come on, man. Whop my ass so I can go do some more shit. Right. Come on, man. Hey, but my mama got old. I knew that I could go to sleep and shit forget. I said, ooh. So, you know, I used to be a late night.

I tried to go to sleep like 10 left. When I knew I was going to get my ass-wit. I probably go to sleep by four o'clock. Five o'clock early. She'll forget, because she ain't going to wake me up at my sleep. She hadn't kind of, like, got old and stopped doing that. But she did one time. She popped my ass by 14.

I think, yeah, 13. My mom, he said, I don't know what it was about that beltbuckle. She was a fool with that belt buckle, but. I mean, one time she called me in the mouth. Oh, she did that on purpose. She practiced that. I don't remember I used to stop my ass woo. God damn.

Come on, shit. You're going to keep me in me. God damn. For real? I've been bad cussing my whole life. Oh, yeah. Like, I had got so many ass-wooping for a cousin. Like, that ain't even some shit I can get in trouble for no more.

You're old early. Really? I've been cussing. Every since I can form a sentence. I knew I had it when I told my mom I smoked weed. And she was like, okay. I'm like, ooh, I'm a man now. I got it.

We were here For everything We don't work hard For all the ass-swuppings Everything This is it That's it I'm a man

Smoking weed In front of my mama Oh, you're tripped I had to Bro That's because I was an ever smoking Then when I was a kid I was a head

That don't sound right I mean I understand That'd be just like me telling you I was an alcoholic When I was a little boy Hell nah That's different

No it ain't We're illegal That's how I'm telling you I grew up Fucked up When I was a kid I used to be at the cookout with a beer You used to be what? At the cookout with my own bill

And you're trying to say me smoking weed And you've been drinking butterwis That's why I don't drink now Had a drunk-ass childhood He didn't try to blame his drum on me You're wrong, don't say that What if you was an alcoholic like I was? I said, what is?

When I out, hey look at me that was me you left every day ain't fun when I was you're at home

I spent most of my childhood drunk now why now that thing is through that one of you were cursors

you were drunk you were drunk hey man that shit Oh, why did you curse? I told you, me, when I was a kid, I was bad as fuck, bro. All my uncle knew they could not leave no beer out around me. You see it?

You're just going to take you. But you said, You didn't drink it, you don't get what it. You had to drink. Drinking, hey, you know the difference. You laugh. I'm gonna call somebody in my family and get them to confirm the story.

Oh, but you're bad for it. Oh, but you're mad for him. Ah! Oh, shit. But you're mad at him, my my little bad kid, this shit. kid, this shit like that, man, man. Man, who's bad at fuck?

Oh, man, man. Hey, I call yard. Let me call yard. He said, my uncle's do not to leave no bill. Watch this. Watch this. Oh, shit.

Boy, you're mad at hell, but you're dumbed in hell, man. Boy, you're dumb in hell, man Why are you type of in hell, boy? Oh, you're back. Oh, that's funny. But that's funny is him, boy. Hello.

Yo, man, I'm up here recording the show, man. I was telling D.C., but I had one of his little used to drink all the time. He don't believe this shit. Yeah, nigger, man. We used to drink a six bag of piece. Boy, I never want to do, boy. A little small one.

Yeah, a little small one. No, oh yeah, you bustle a little bitch. It's like the small little gingerin. Hey, buddy. You're busing a little busy. Hey, man. Yeah, we used to drag a seat back to you. Oh, God.

He thought that was woodshitting, bro. We was the only two young niggas at the cookout with our own bill. Oh, oh. Oh. My whole shit. That niggins ain't nothing to me. Say what? My grandma, you sell me, girl.

This nink, shit, talking about when he was a kid, he was a heavy smoker. What? A niggins trying to stop me from telling my story just to tell his story and more dramatic than my story. I'm trying to bring a witness to the situation, man. They don't want to hear my story about a childhood alcoholic. man. I agree out of it.

Yeah, I grew out of it. Yeah, I just needed you to confirm the story because every time I get on here and I get to telling them about how I came up, they don't believe it. Yeah, that's funny. Y'all, hey, the last time I was on here, I told him how August Stone wore all

grandma clothes when she died. You want to confirm that one, too? Oh, man, he asked a Stonewallachian with me on the back of the other. I told you have them on so much jeep up in the back. I told you, man. That nigga had them jeans with the zip on the back. The bitch's zip up in the back.

Oh, man. They were with a little harder one. Them bitches had the one with the capris with the two bowls on the back. Yeah, they want everything I grow up. He wearing that shit. I told you, man. All right, man. I'm going to hit you, baby.

Oh, man, man, that's funny, bro. I told you, man, that nigg was diabolical, bro. That's hilarious, boy. You're for the hell, boy. I told you, you know, them shirts that the... You remember the shirts the women used to have that, like, it looked like a dress shirt, but at the bottom, you get tired and have a big-ass bow.

Yeah. Man, that nigga wore the shirt and took that bitch in, man. Hey, come on, man. All right, man. When my uncle went back home, bro, that niggas stole all our clothes, we didn't even know he had our clothes, because that nigga was gone, bro.

We get to that, we go to his house. All that shit was over there, man. This motherfucker, me and my cousin, we had both got these Mississippi jerse. This motherfucker stole both of them for him and his lady. They just opened up. And they're wearing them. They only can you see it.

Bro, we're standing on the porch. They're walking up the street. We're sitting walking up the street with our jerseys, though. Damn. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. This motherfucker was the funniest dude. Stavis, man.

Brer. This motherfucker had one of them vans, like one of, like a cargo van, like a painter van. No. With nothing in it, right? No seats or nothing. It had a driver's head and the passenger store. Then he had some milk crates in the back.

Got no bullshit. They were not, like, stuck to nothing. So his mother was. He got grown motherfuckers and that slat. He's human trafficking. Did he really hit friends? Hey, this is my uncle. My brother that I called, right?

Right. He in the bed with my uncle sitting on the motherfucking, on the milk creek. My uncle on the front, so he arguing with this dude, right? That nigga turned around and said, hey, he had. In the van, I forget to tell you this. And then he got like, he got just helmets in that bitch. He's like a motorcycle helmet and a football helmet. And like one of them helpers, then you went where you rose laid.

So he didn't the freshly arguing with the dude, right? The motherfucker turned around and said, Hey, put that football helmet on. He wait until you put the football helmet on. And slam on the break Motherfucking Put up Oh

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Just so y'all don't think I'm bullshit. Tell me, I should have I'm on a break? Hey, motherfucker. Watch this. Ain't no way this shit can be, look, we're at. I'm telling you, man, my family is crazy. Your family crazy. I can't even call my brother.

They hate each other for me. Yard. Tell D.C. was. Uncle Stone Tell told you in their van, the one with no seats in it. Oh, man. I was on the backseat. And my auntie was arguing right. Oh, it was auntie. Yeah, it was an auntie. They argued right here. I feel like, I'm feeling. And I'm feeling. And I'm feeling. He kept on talking smart. He said, nephew, put the helmet on.

I put the helmet on. The nigger snatched the van over there. Go to the sidewalk and jumped out the seat and put it in the park hill to come on. You're going to make me kill, he walked. Hey, man. Put that goddamn helmet on. Man, I put that head on. I flipped off that creek over to the other side. He said, he said, I flipped out of the creek.

Hey, man. This, we got to write a movie about this, nigga. They wouldn't believe half the shit that he did. You know what I like going like. Well, I ain't been, but I want to help, like a rehab. Oh, hold on. I get this is bad. Remember I told you, my grandma dad, right?

Right. And he wore all her clothes. So one night he'd get mad and said he's about to go beat this dude up. All right. He put the same stone watch jeans on. The ones that you're talking about with the zippling the back. But this motherfucker had found this sweater. It was in the middle of the summer.

Big-ass sweater with leather patches on it. Leather patches on the elbow. Uh-huh. This nigga, right? He's like, oh, where you going in that bullshit? He said, hey, this is my ass kicking sweater. All right, man. I'm going to let you go.

This shit crazy. Yeah, man. I wish I could call my brother and ask him about my other brother. You fucking around 10-true. I hate that, motherfucker. I'm like, bro, I ain't call you for that. Y'all, that shit is miserable. Oh, get old, bro.

Yeah, be holding on the grudge. Are your old brother beefing? But that shit, and they buy nothing. Which one, the one that's six to eight? The one that been doing dope all they like. Him and the old one? And the one that's in the middle. Not your grandbrother.

Yeah, all of my grandbrothers. I'm the baby, nigger. Damn. We don't have no beef. We just got one brother that's crazy as fuck. How y'all deal with y'all just be like, man, that's just bro. You just got to just let him talk. Because he don't really make a lot of sense.

Like, it makes sense to him. And that'd be the strange part because you could literally see it making sense to him. But you literally had to stop him and be like, what the fuck are you talking about? that shit don't even make sense shit they don't fuck around see my brother I brought

I'll tell you something I'm 30 I'm about be 33 my brother probably probably been on that shit way while born you feel him

he said he was like 15 he's 16 he's 16 god damn so he was already homeless on his own

making decisions because my daddy was happening him bro he just was he just just just kept fucking up like my daddy

built him my mini house in the bag like I saw this with my own eye like my daddy take care that nigga

and he like run it down. My dad had built him his own house in the back. Ain't got to pay no bill, no nins. That's what fucked him up. No, he just, he wanted to make shit like my brother has on the state. Right, but I'm saying that

when you're going to take away the responsibility. No, but he ain't never have none. This is he been in the street. And now I'm asking my dad to pass and he doesn't got back in their house. You ain't fit to tell a nigga who don't have been on the street. That's the, that's the auger they were trying

to sweep the house with the leaf floor. He ended cleaning the house with the leaf blow. He's talking about my head. He calls me out here. We're going to get your brother, man. He's like, since y'all won't do what I do. Oh. I'm like, oh.

I said, hey, bro. Damn, man. Damn, brun. That she ain't crazy, bro. They got more to help their self, man. I see, but I think I always. play like the middle, but I'm coming since I tell the motherfucker when they're right

and I tell them motherfuckling they're wrong and then you got to tell them motherfucker but you got to understand how they feel because you made them putting them in this position and you got to think about them in their position. I'm like, bro, you got to understand he's going to yeah and be crazy

because he's been on the street. He's back inside in a house. Y'all niggas can't tell him shit. This is wild Look, he had this motherfucker walking around Like, he's fucking face

He got on my daddy Old suits I'm daddy I'm daddy I'm like, oh shit I am my dad I am my dad I'm

Damn gay That's crazy You can't make this shit up man Ain't nobody It ain't nobody funny It ain't like your family though man It just made me thinking about

My other Uncle Body, man. This thing is so funny, man, he was getting fucked up. Like, you know he's fucking up, he didn't get to talking shit. We had to cook out a couple summers ago.

My stepdad is saying a long-ed prayer right. Uncle Body cut him right out and said, Hey, man, God damn. You know what? Man, man, we all that shit, man? Ready to eat. What just didn't have this?

He thought it was me because everybody had their head down. So he can't scrape to you? Hey, hey, that shit you did. It wasn't funny. What the fuck is you talking about? That was your brother. He was going to talk to him.

Come on. Oh, that was he real brother. Yeah. Oh, okay. Hey, man. You'd be surprised. That's great. I ain't never get a chance

to experience the step part of life. You ain't miss shit. he ain't even miss you my mom was old so she wasn't dating for real nobody my mom ain't out here doing that popping no damn pussy

she tried it was like another old nigga who knew he wasn't supposed to be out here he was like I was like go home man the fuck

hey old ass out here too you're a super dinky man take your ass on you know who else funny is here to me the men that your auntie date. Yeah.

And aunties and uncles is always. They're married their uncles. I got a married than uncle. I always thought he was like one of my dad's like brothers and sisters, but he was married to my auntie. Man, a nigga named Uncle Joe. Uncle Joe was cool, man. He loved my daddy every time he gets him right.

He just moved to him and my dad and talk. So he was like, real, tell me, how you make him a hoon holler, man? How you make him hoon holler for God? I like that. I was like, I think, Uncle Joe, funny. Everybody got that one auger that just be happy for no fucking reason. Hey, how y'all doing?

You know, I'm going to go fishing tomorrow. I'm coming out of my and fuck me down. Be out of that tomorrow. I'm going to go fishing. Take dad, come by and see me now. Like, them old uncles, them great uncles and shit. Them dudes.

Uncle Joe will get. Uncle Joe will this. Uncle Joe will this. And he loved my auntie. It'd be sad when you see how they treat them old men. You really ain't got shit to look forward to. Like, older women treat the old men who like them like shit. I don't see my aunties.

Like, you know how somebody pull up and be waiting on you to come outside? She didn't let this man out here two hours. I'm gone shit. When I get ready. That nigg just sitting out there with the truck on. Just breathing carbon dioxide. All right. On my heart.

Passing out, waking up. This motherfucker got so tired of waiting. He said, man, you're still in there? That's funny. Yeah, see how my sister was, man. She ain't like no regular nigga, bro. I knew this nigga was like a... I wouldn't say he was soft.

He just went to a woman beat her. My sister was like an alpha male. She won her niggled at you and shit. And she put around to call them. I think like, man, see, you all have you all over that bitch shit. Come on. Let me get your ass on. And they came in the living room.

I was like, man, get you. sister, man. I said, ah, yeah. He ain't gonna be around on my butt. D.C., your sister, hard is doing it. I remember we had a show one time, D.C. told his dude he was mustered in front of his girl and pulled him to the side and talked about why he don't need to be smelling like that.

I mean, I had to tell him the real, brother. I had to tell you know, hygiene is one of my great attributes. I can't hear you around here doing that with your lady, my boy. You got to be smelling like you deserving. You're smelling like you're just glad to be here. She walked them over and had a whole conversation don't understand with him.

Like, this, only DC supposed to do some shit like that. Well, she's crazy, bro. I always been like that, bro. I always look at her like my... Man, this lady working at the airport. Every time I see her, she says she's going to get on your ass. Who? She's supposed to be either your auntie or your cousin.

You got an untie work at the Delta Gate. Yeah, but I don't see her, like, plenty times. Yes. And they always say they've seen you and be wanting me to do something about it. I just saw Carlo. Okay, motherfucker. He's trying to catch a flight, just like I am. The hell?

I don't know why they try to make it seem like we're chasing each other through the airport. Because they didn't let you know. Hey, D.C. was here about a... I don't know. I'm talking about I ain't going to let a nigger bits of beef. No, he goes... When you be catching the first flight, they'd be like, yeah, your boy... Your boy came through here early, didn't?

Like, yeah, you know, he liked that early shit. I can barely do this. They'll be on my head. You know what's because my new thing, though? It's trying to find ways to cut land everywhere I go now. No, do get the TSA pre-in? Not what I'm saying. They won't approve my shit for some reason.

I hit it. That's like you're denied for your gun license. I know it. They won't tell me what it is. I didn't want twice. I don't know what it is. You got to keep standing that regular. I feel all right for you.

Scott Proward is everything. Ah, that shit. That's what I'm saying. I just been trying to figure out how to cut line wherever I'm at. If you ever somewhere and I'm there, you recognize me. Just know I'm coming to you. Please.

Oh, I got him so good the other morning. I'd just be on bullshit. What did you do? Because I was like I had that first flight, that 515. That bitch born that 515. I waited. I'm like, man, I got to get. I'm like, you know how you'd be tired, and you're like,

I need to do it get to the gate and I can go to sleep. So I'm like, man, my eyes burning. I'm sleeping as fuck. I got to get on this plane. I wait till they bring the wheelchair people. Let them get halfway down there being ran up to that bit. Right. Oh, that's my grandma.

Yeah, we're traveling. Got their ass. I got their ass again. I got the ass again. I got the ass again. I went to Detroit when I was leaving Detroit the other day. Man, that airport had to line out the door. You know what I did?

What you do? I just walked around that bitch that somebody recognized me. All right. Just looking at you. And I didn't get good. look at people and tell who know me. If they're, if they black people around a certain age, I know they know me.

Carlos Nick, man, with God. There you go right here. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hey, bro. We, we suddenly use the favorite shit. Yes.

We barely use it when we do it, but we be trying. Like, uh-huh, uh-huh. Don't be playing, bitch. Every time. I need fucking help. Don't recognize me to after we finish doing business. Carlos Miller, you know I need to upgrade. Don't put me in that boys.

Come on, man. You dumb at hell. I need to hook up on everything. I didn't know my TSA had to be renewed, right? Because you did my shit run like five years. Yeah, my shit ran out. I didn't even know my shit had nothing ran out. I go to the gate.

She's like, nah, you ain't got it. I'm like, oh, why my shit ain't coming on? I went to the gate. I'm like, your shit ain't coming on. So I had to go to the regular side. Bro, I'm over that bitch. Where is it? I ain't been around there many people in on the high long.

That's what they don't tell you about the regular side. Oh, my. Hey, it's dangerous hell over there. As soon as you get to the regular side, the light's dim. But it's just like, you're about going to a hundred house. They're just like, come on it. I was like, on it. They love you, too.

They're like, we love your word. I've been on that side so much. off of me. Everybody over there like, man, we might as well just get you a shirt, but you're in this mall, well, I can tell you.

I'm over there telling my, I said, bro, my T, I got to get my shit renewed or I'm driving here. Well, I cannot get any line. I can get with it. In Harsville, if you ain't got TSA or a sky,

entering through the middle. Oh, it's old. And you might as well, Jack. Man, what is you doing? You still entering through the middle? Oh, you, you ain't never getting on your, you got to be that two and a half hour before. Yeah, because they're going to let the dog walk all

up in between your legs. Sniff all on your nuts and everything. What the fuck is that for? I don't know. That's a bomb and shit. They can't sniff out no fucking bomb. They do be sniffing out, boom. If the motherfuck

they had a bomb, you think he's going to walk it to the bomb sniffing dog. He's going to see that they got the dog out and walk back over there and set the bomb on. Ain't no need and waste of the bomb because there's a dog

after. Like the dog 's gonna stop the bomb! Like, what if he got the motherfucking thing in his hand? Like, if this dog fuck with my bomb.

Let him not let me walk past the other. Let him know he would digger I would like the picture. Okay, I'll tell you one thing that ain't happened. He ain't making it to their room before you find out that

that's what it was. Right. You know, I'm never, man. So they big in the hour. Yep, I think it's time. Boy, one more saying. Okay, bet. Get you one more good bar, my boy.

Hey, sir, sir, could you step over here? Absolutely. But they really be smelling like the cocaine and all that shit. No, they don't. Yeah, they do, bro. They don't. You won't be watching that catch a smuggler? Br, they don't never catch them.

You don't never see nobody laid out at the airport. What do you do? Man, nigga has some cocaine in the pocket from last night. No, they take it to the back. They make that shit real discreet. They shouldn't? No. These are the people I need to know.

I don't want to know who the fuck is in the airport with the cocaine. Nah, but see, there's too much going on. They can't cause a scene. They just got to, they grab them. Come on. They be like, hey, man. Police talk to him like, they were like, come on. And they be like, no, but you eat.

They're in, no hell. Walk your ass with me. I feel like the people who do cocaine know exactly how to get that cocaine through the airport. No, it do. But some people do. Because how are you going to press somebody? Man, is this cocaine? I don't know.

Let me see. No. I don't see no cocaine. I see a bag. I see a bag. Come on, man. What are we doing? I don't um

I'm thirsty You can get a Diet Coke or something I don't see no cocaine Cocaine Let me see the bag Let me see You're sniff the whole bag Still in the pleasure

Whatever That nigga Give it too old. Let me see that. He didn't even have to hold. Come to get what? Man, y'all better ask me something else. They'll ask me about something else, man.

What are you holding? Oh, shit. What are you doing here? I wouldn't be mad if they had a little cocaine on the flight, but I don't feel like you should be taking no meth nowhere. Meth is where I draw the line. And I think that's what they're trying to do. They're trying to use meth to, like, make us lighten up on the cocaine people.

Cocaine, don't tell the wind. You might do your snap. You know, you might get happy. You may never know, they might be the tire you shit out. Don't do none of that shit. That shit really be zumbed that. That's really why all the zumbed. If you look at it like, that's a destruction in the neighborhood.

But if you think about it, because I read a lot of documentaries. In the first World War I, they used to give them niggas the hair-run pills because it made them fight harder, and they'll stay up two, three days. So they used to give them the pills to make them fight harder. The heroin pill, niggins, they used to press them up. They used to press them up. They pressed them up. They pressed about 10 million of these bids.

It was the speed. That wasn't the heroin. That was the meth. That's what I said, the meth. But they were pressing it up. They would put it in there. No, no, no, no. It was the heroin.

No, it wasn't the Meph. It was the heroin. That was them German soldiers. No, it was the World War I. Yeah, Hitler and all them. Yeah. Well, that was, yeah, something. Whatever.

I don't know. It's just too much shit going on. They're still doing that shit today. That was saying, that way it came from, though. It came from the army. See, we heard stories about certain shit. Coming from the army? Yes.

They're gonna be popping beans every day. I ain't seen no exes to pills since bad boys, too. Remember they went to the funeral, man? I don't know. That's you were crazy. I'm not blue. I feel like you should have to get it, like, they shouldn't punish drug dealers that bad.

Not weed drug. Like, you should get a permit, and you should be able to sell certain drugs, especially with the health care crisis. I feel like weed. Their other shit can be true. We, you scrape. I ain't nobody really just tripped on the weed.

You might have got too high. Think you can get high. Sit your stupid head down by trying to be cool. But other than that, doing like drug, like cocaine, milk, hair run. Get them out of the street. We can get that out of the street. I feel like we got enough technology where they should have some safe drugs by now.

Ain't no safe cocaine, man. It could be. I ain't know what. I ain't know what. I ain't know what. All these drugs could be safer. Ain't no same cocaine. Hey, man.

That's because they haven't made it yet. No, cocaine turned niggas into motherfuckold. They ain't. We just get niggas hungry and laughing and shit. Bro, we're living in the future. They should be able to separate the good shit and the bad shit out of cocaine. They've been trying. That's why they've been putting bacon soda and shit in it.

That's the type of shit that I'm talking about. They got to take all that out. They could make a cocaine aspirin pill. Just make you go to sleep. But that's what they've been doing. That's why they're not. Fucked up. That's why they think they need aspirin. Aspern ain't really doing it. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.

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shit, because my foot hurt. Right. Or because my head hurt. Right. How the fuck you know which one to fix first? It attacked, it attacked, it attacked the nerve that attached to whatever part of that. But how do it know which nerve fucked up? It attached all the nerve. That way I hit it.

So if I take some shit, let's like for back pain and my head hurt. Right. It's, it's, it's, It just so happened that your head was hurting. It's going to stop your head and your back. You know what? How I avoid this shit? Right.

No matter what's wrong with me, and I just take a Benadryl. I know I'm going to sleep. I take that. I don't even give a fuck. Oh, ibuprofen. I don't know. What's it? Ibu profan.

Stupid ad boy, he don't went to sleep. He on that Molly. He on Perkisset. He don't know I'm talking to me. Ugly and why. Man, what the hell wrong with you? Oh, you don't hear me. You know we're recording you.

This motherfucker. I hope you all right. J-O-N on the dog food. J-O-N on that shit. Soon we started talking about the dope. How you just snap out of there, man? What the fuck? That hat run, man.

What the hell? That explains the hair. I was just yelling, and you ain't this shit. That nigga looked like he about to meet Mary Day Bluff. On the roof You're all that I need I'll be there for you How you just not about that shit

You're good That's that dog food man That explain them God damn dreads I told you This nigga think he is Man he is He'd be doing that shit

This shit is You all right I'm good You sure No you right Now I'm good That I'm good That I'm good

As you said Healthy cocaine That nigga fell in the train I'm just I'm just freestyling over here. I just think that they could use this technology a little better and come on with some safer drugs. No, see, I like the weed because, you got what?

It ain't, you got strong weed, and then you ain't got really as some strong weeds. So even if somebody who ain't really tripping, tripping, you just be like, look, bro, huh, take this. I don't want to be high. You're like, you ain't going to get high. It just go like, okay. Like, yeah, you just need something.

Like, yeah, you just need something. Like, man, chill out, okay. All right, all, bye. You can tell you why weed is the superior drug. Why? Because they got weed for everything that has ever happened in your life. Like you said, they got like some get fucked up. It's like you're about to get married this weekend weed and you don't want to remember a bunch of shit.

They got some of that kind of weed. But then they got like, say for instance, you got a job and you don't make a lot of money. You got enough to pay all your bills, get you a little bit of weed like 15. dollars worth of weed, but it's a lot because you've been getting it from the same motherfucker. It ain't the best weed, but it ain't the worst weed either. It's just like, that's your little

$10 weed. That's your shit. It got your way it need to do. It'd be mid sometimes and be loud sometimes. When it's mid, it's a lot of it. When it's loud, it ain't a lot of it. It's the same thing. It means. It'd be me

or something. It'd be loud. It'd be loud or something. It just depends on what they I ain't ever thought about it like that. Shit. You have a bit sometimes. That's the bad. That inconsistent-ass plug. I had one one time.

He tell you, too. Hey, this ain't smoking like the lab pack. But I'm a geek. Come on, man. Yeah. Damn. I'm going to just throw you that. Put a little on Instagram on it.

I don't want that. I don't want that. Call me when you get a good shit. Everybody said that. He's fucking. He's like, Everybody's saying that. Ain't nobody behind this.

Man. You got to get it away, my boy. The weed man are convinced you that y'all in this shit together. There's some boy shit this time, but keep fucking with me, man. The next pack is going to be straight. Like you got about it. He owed me for this.

You owe me. Come on, man. Give me some updates on this shit. When this is it supposed to happen? You stupid this here. I didn't get one more. We got a whole bunch of shit over here. Man, we got a whole bunch of shit over here, bro.

Everything doesn't happen. Yeah. Ooh. We got a new budget. You see, the water ain't but negative. Yeah, we're good. We turned up. We got smart.

They ain't sponsored us, though. Uh-oh. So I'm going to put my water down. White man at the house, like, oh, we almost got us a commercial. They're smart. Contact their people. That's Coca-Cola. They're in Atlanta.

Oh, for real? That's my water? Yeah. Hey, Coca-Cola. You don't remember I get money for the cent? Hey, I took the water and sold to the Coca-Cola. Now I'm rich as fuck. That ain't what he said, but I'm paraphrasing.

I got a bad experience of the Coca-Cola Fatter. What happened? Man, you know how they, all the kids, you know, they take you to the Coca-Cola Factor. They're like a field trip. I ain't from here. Oh, for real, that's like a big thing in the A, go to the Coca-Cola Fatter. They're around Crimontine, too So, you know, they got the lights, the little panda bear

You know, you want the little coke in the bar And shit, we ain't never had that Nigger, I fought around, and you know, they got like the little coat area where you can drink all the little drinks, the samples and shit Damn, it's a lot of different coke Well, it's a lot of them bitchies, bud, they got a old bunch of this. Nick, if you just like soda, this is the spot for you.

They're going crazy Nick, my dumb ass go over there by the cup soda. I said, ooh, I wonder what a cup soda. is I hit the Cubs soda nigga, I drank that bitch I instantly started throwing up. What, is it? A club soda? Cubs soda, like, it's like sparkling water.

Clubs soda, right? That's just broke them up so bad. They don't even know what it is. Hey, to this day, I see sparkling water in clubbed bag. Get that shit out of my face. Man, that shit nasty. That's how you know you're really from the ghetto. What? Ghetto children can't drink sparkling water.

shit. They didn't be drinking it like I'm like, well, anybody that drinks that is a pedophile. Something wrong with you. That's hard. That's harsh. That's harsh. That's a hard way to swallow. That's a lot that you put yourself through of just drinking carbon dioxide. What the fuck isn't that? I can't fuck with it either. They say it make them hurt.

Like, people who drink it, they're like, yeah, maybe it's healthier. It makes your burp. You want to drink all that sugar. That's nasty. I don't get it. I can't. Why y'all drink that shit? Y'all don't drink that shit? Do you ever notice, like,

anything you ask about white people? No, they drink. They prefer that over regular water. We're going to spring water or club. Oh, premium club. Any time you ask white people about some white people shit, they act like they ain't the white people. We'll do that.

We don't do that. Nah, I don't fuck with that shit, man. I eat fried chicken, just like y'all, man. Macaroni cheese, potato salad. Yeah, you eat potato salad. Hey, what's green bean cassero What's that a green bean cassero What's a green bean cassero?

Yeah, I had this white woman I said, what you cook for Thanksgiving? She said, green bean cassero I said, what the fuck is that? Just wasting food. Just wasted. Onions and green beans? And mushroom.

Mushroom. Cook that shit in here, but your head going to get cut stuff. Man, this motherfucker don't put all the onions in green bean, man. With mushroom. Who the fuck by mushroom? You ain't never

had this shit? What mushroom? Green bean cassero. Man, my folks ain't cooking that shit. I don't even think they variety of food. It made it healthy.

No, shit, I didn't eat it. I don't eat it, but it had bacon and this shit in it. There ain't nothing but a job of cheese. Yeah, they had made this shit a real cassero. Yeah.

Right. Casserro. rolling lasagna cousin okay but you ain't ever seen the green bean casserole I've seen a lot of shit yeah yeah y'all kill and eat the shit too yeah I know some old men they just eat three different kind of beans for dinner what baked bean hogan bean no they're just you granddad what you eat today I had some uh I ate some black I pee and then then I had some lima beans uh huh some sweet pea, some cabbages, and some cornbread.

And that was, that's a shit, that was enough. You ain't shit. I'm dead. That boo-boos soft in hell. There ain't nothing like me. Well, I don't get it again. You got to give me one of them the pins out of there. He ain't nothing solid, radada.

I just wonder, like at what age do your voice start getting old? I think when you get tired I think that that's a tie boy Because you look like Your boys get old too Well I'm uh We booked me and DC and

And uh What you call his name Chico I think that's when you get a CITS And we were We were uh We were fun to go down And uh

We fend to do another tool Oh Yeah I turn it away as and get a leg As I was sad We post the gone over there And you know Back in them days

When everybody used to come over To the studio We had a studio I hate that one day we're going to have Alzheimer's and we're just going to be saying Shit and ain't nobody going to believe Look how much that we didn't did I don't wish they don't know about

I don't want to keep my brain Even if we don't get it Like when we owe and our memories and shit Start running together I'm gonna be mean And nobody gonna believe The shit that we say about this show Yeah we had a show

Granddad had a tripping again Everybody used to come on the show Two chain They call him Titty boy Titty two neckler Snoop dog and dog She keep talking about somebody named Snoop Dogged Dogged

Everybody came J. Print T. Payne My back hurt They all come through there, man Everybody come through that My partner, D.C., he's on there, and thing like that. I just want to get to the age where I can really start.

It's a thing like that, because they don't never make you name them things. You know, and thing like that. Uh-huh. There's some point in time you just get to the point in life where you don't even really want to have fun no more. You just want to have a nice time. That's the really shit up. You're going to ask old people. How was it last night, Auntie?

Well, we had a nice time. We had a nice time. Nighttime. Well, we just went down there and we sat down. We sat out. We got some of the evening. Yeah, we came on. back to the house.

That was it. That's all. This deal was a nice time. This is what they always say. It's nice, though. Right. It's nice. They got it set up nice. That Nick can never hear, bro.

That's a good age, though. We're going to be old for real, but we ain't never going to accept that shit. Like, we're going to be old people. My shit. We're going to go to church and. come home and be like, man, it was some hoos in that. Yeah. What?

Oh, bad. Preach the good stuff. It was some holes. It was some holes. It was a hole. It was a hole. It was a little. You know, I found me a new church.

I'm going to start going. There's some holes over there. There's some good of them. I'm going there with them. I'm just saying. They're in there. Yeah, man. You're stupid, brother.

That's real. Yeah, I just hope I don't get mean You're gonna get mean a little bit I don't get me I'm about to be 40 too I know why black men be mean It ain't seen too much shit They got a lot of reasons to be mad

Right And then they see your ass Who ain't had no life experience Just young and happy And believe in bullshit Because life ain't punched you in the chest yet They see you and they be like, look at it Just dumb as hell

Just willingly Ignat You don't know shit Yeah, man No reason Are you back You don't Bro,

old niggas It's hard than anybody I know they did That way you got to respect him Back then Back then Back then

You could just walk down the street Back then There ain't no J-walking down the street Man you just had to find you Something to do Better, when the street light come on. Better hope they work in your face. If you know what I mean.

Shit. You imagine, though, this was the height of America when, even when shit was cheap, they couldn't afford it. Think about that. House was $30,000. Shit, cheaper than that. $17,000. When houses was like $700. Couldn't even afford.

Couldn't even do it. Hey It's over with Wait You got to stay preying up Yeah You got to Keep on pushing

Keep on push it Hey man You need to stop Yeah you need an event You ain't know what you're talking about Man ain't no I'm your friend That's what he'd

I'm just leaving at that day I'm your goddamn friend In the world The world The man the wild saw that crap That ain't even Craig That's Craig

It just fits Craig let this shit Go on though Because J-O-M when they did that Craig A nigga who wears his hat like that It's Craig You did that shit

And the world saw you That's what he'd be up to I thought you were playing Remember I was up on him I said Hey man you're all right Then I got bad That nigga was like

I was like man you just jumped out of it Man what the hell That's what dog food do What is it? Come on. Tell us. If you do it by a closed door, you can do it in front of everybody. That means it ain't nothing you need to be doing if you can't do it in front of everybody. Nobody needs to know how to four, four, five pills, D.C., man. If you fall in sleeping, they're going to find out.

He's going to be over there like Jesse from Stade by the bill. I'm so excited. This is Jessica. Didn't your head down, boy. You all right? We thought we lost you there for a minute. All right. You was looking real addicted.

Whoever you was heading like it was happy hell, boy. You didn't stand nothing. I said, J.O. You smooth? Jay-O! You didn't hear none of that shit? That's him crazy.

D.C. my nephew off that stuff. I won't my nephew off that stuff. He on that stuff. I saw when he came in, Lord. Just remove. I removed. He on drugs.

He on drugs. You ever been in a church and the people who recover from the drugs want to pray? And they walk up and they get on the mic. They get on the mic. They'll be like, Lord, just take the taste of the dope out of my mind.

But they say, take the taste. Just take the taste of the dope right out of my mouth. I don't never, like, people will be like, man, you can't laugh at that shit. Yes, the fuck you care. Because we're not laughing at the drugs. We're laughing at the way that they say this. They're all, bro. Because they always give you too much detail.

They don't know where to line there. And something about them drugs that make you know. not know where to line at. They ain't taking taste of them. Especially when they get off the shit, they take the shit way too fun. Yeah, when I was out here

running these streets, fucking these holes all in their ass. Hold up, man. Can you stop? I get on that shit, man. I get with these prostitutes me. I'm having an unprotected sex in their mouth, in their pajamas.

I'm all in their mouth, in their vagina, in the an anus, I've been in their anus. I've been in the anus. Hold up, bro. Hold up. No, if you look at you when I'm talking to you. Yeah, I was in the an inch, in their vagina. Well, that's funny, boy.

Selling my father. I'm jumping in and out of cars with folks, I don't know. But you're dumping behind the liquor store. Doing God knows what with God knows who. Waking up naked over people house, I don't know. Why they don't know when stop. Oh, why they don't know when to stop? Walking the street

Fucking the streets all night looking for prostitutes And protect the sex in their mouth That thing, vagina, hand in their ass. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I killed bad.

They don't have no discretion, man. My yon has to do it, boy. I can't breathe. Oh, go. There we go. Oh, shit. Hey, you see y'all in a minute. Boy, y'all, boy, you're stupid, bro.

So, wrong, this dick. About up. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Waking up negative people's house. I don't even know.

Man, I get on that crack. Man, I get it. I get, I'd fuck anything. I didn't put myself in plenty of situations. But God saw me through him. He stained me through him. Hey, man. Don't never do drugs, kids.

That's all I'm saying. I'm trying to be stupid. I know, man. I got some serious problem. Man, we got to catch one of the, and plays with Chico winning. I know I've been trying to get right, man. The schedules I won't align, man.

I ain't had no weekend off yet either. That's a good thing. That mean, we too busy to see each. Amen. Why that dink at that. Hey. What do you do, though? I was having unprotected sex.

mouth in their vagina and in their ass in the an anus I wake up some days I'll wake up some days I don't know what's wrong with me you just got to do this I got to what's funny bro wait me I'm not fair to do this shit with y'all all night man you stupid bro hey bro i got something for you bro what i fuck with you bro you know i love you bro you know bought me got down you help me build your baby with you you dig what i'm saying i was at the jury store i saw this shit i said bro i know this nigga bro you don't need be way in jervy bro man stop playing man stop bulls you don't hey man let me look at way in jury, but I saw it. I said, man, I know that nigga where this bitch.

This nigga didn't get rich without me. What fuck you've been doing? You didn't get richer. He'd be bullshit. Because, you know, I was out here, man. I was having sex all in their mouth. Oh, man, that's hard as fuck. Yeah, I'll definitely wear that. Look at this shit, man. That's dope.

There's a bins on that bitch. That's my motherfucking potter there, man. My nigga, guy. That's real. That's hard. Put this shit on now. That nigga don't need to be wearing jewelry, right? I said, man, hell now.

I'm going to start wearing jewelry right now. That's hard as fuck. I said, I know that. I said, man, this nigga love car. He's just a car, nigga. I said, he just, you know, a car? Just bring him a car. You like, bitch

My take! By day! Don't you laugh my chair, Hey. That's hard. Put this shit on, man. I knew that

were going to happen. Hold on. Huh? You see it? Yeah. That's that motherfucking, uh.

I'm too high. Hold up. Where is that? Grip it, but I got a long-ass finger there. You got them cocaine thing in there. You know, when I was on that shit hard, man, I was just, you know, waking up at people's house, I ain't even know it. They ain't even know, man. I don't do it all up, protect you sit.

There it go. On their ass. On the head, boy. Man, thank you, brother. No, he loved, my boy. That's hard. Hell yeah. Well, folks.

Well, folks, there you have it. I suggest you get some better friends. I ain't never seen your friend get you shit. Niggins won't even pass you to blunt back. Because they know you've been out here having sex in their mouth. And they've been out of having sex in their mouth. Hey, man. Hey, man.

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