The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Fresh Out In Columbus Comedy Special w/ Dcyoungfly, KarlousMiller & ChicoBean | Ep. 201

Episode Date: September 27, 2019

FOLLOW THE CREW On this special episode comedians DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean show love in Columbus, Ohio but first they gotta deal with the fan who just got out of prison! You already know the crew can handle any situation with poise and jokes! Plus the whole audience got roasted!!! be sure to get your tickets for the 85 South Show at The Apollo! https://www1.ticketmaster.com/85-sout... KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.instagram.com/smokingjoenewman/ CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Damn! Damn! They've got a dry racer board as I asked. Somebody do me a math problem. Let me see. Oh, run, Conloat, run, run, run. Shake it, shake it out, bang it up, shake it, shake it, shake it out, shake it out.

I knew it was a different game. Hold up, bro, this little stud trying to fuck me. Oh. Uh-oh. Up in here looking like Murphy Lee, bitch, you better sit down. Underly, underlie, mama, eh, uh-oh, uh-oh. But you ain't see her, she was swirling in here, and see, like a nigga, what's up? Don't ever approach me like this, sir.

What does he come up, boy, you be like, You know my coochie with. My niggins, stop playing, boy. Shit, I play that. Don't say that. You fresh out the joint. I can tell, niggas. You just happy.

You like, fuck that, nigger. Life is good. But that nigg. I'm free. I'm free, my nigger. I'm free. to walk in the aisle that I couldn't walk in before he said he fresh out the joy that just made his mother say go where you go out yeah you can go outside baby no how long what you went for how long was you

lot there for how long what you're talking about old papers you can tell seven years you did seven years you're showing some love this is the first summer out welcome home nigger welcome home boy welcome home if you've been in for seven years yeah yeah by no restrictions no nothing he's in here thank you bro One thing about it, I know how to fight. For real. Hey, watch this, nigga. You ain't taking your freedom seriously.

No, next thing you know, that niggum put a honey bun on this property. You don't appreciate it. You don't appreciate it. You can't even sit out and watch the show like a normal person. Look at you. You did. You don't appreciate this shit. You want to go back.

Look, she's nervous. You miss somebody in there. You don't appreciate this shit. Look how everybody else acting. Look what you're doing. See why you was in that seven years. You ain't learned shit. He ain't learned the damn thing.

Yeah, they should have left you in that two more year, man. Two more years, maybe you would have came out. Peace and love, my brother. Look at you. Same niggas. Sit down. Go sit there. Hey, make some noise if you ever tried to hide some food from your family in the

refrigerator. You try. I'm going to take you a little hamburger. I'm going to eat that hamburger later on. You wrapped that bitch up in a paper time. Stick that bitch all the way in the back behind that naster juice that don't nobody won't put their water in front of that bitch and then slash the shit in front of you. Ain't nobody going to look at that.

Ain't nobody gonna look in that bit. Man, you come back to your shit but who the fuck discovered my hamburger? It must have been the motherfucker watching me the whole time. It'd be your own motherfucking family. You can't trust nobody. At least you can put something in your phone.

Made some noise. We got an android in this motherfucker. That shit sounds so depressing. Woo! Oh, you got that phone. You got the Android. Uh-huh. You got a Samsung note.

That's an Android, sweetheart. She forgot. She forgot. She said, no, I got a note. Yeah, you got a note for Android. That's what they send in to you. And one thing I like about Android, you can pull them bitch up to anything and they charge.

Anything. Listen, anything. Anything. Anything. Nick, hook my shit up to a thing in the wheel. Yeah. You feel like the plastic dick A start on fire

It's too much Britshit That's the thing They don't use Plastics to make Dildos and shit no more They use the same skin That they make prosthetic legs

And shit out of It feels just like dick meat These women have been using technology They didn't put a heartbeat throb In that bitch It's some pearls in that bitch That lick the coocher, the clit And the booty all at the same time

It ain't even about Br, you ever seen a deal, though? That motherfucker got more parts on it than a Swiss Army knife. Damn. Got the booty tickler, got the coochie penetrator. Then there's some shit at the end look like a tongue. It's some ears on that bitch.

It's an antenna. And then it's a little screen that play her favorite song. And then it's a little thing that sent compliments to her phone. Wireless Bluetooth charger. She got a remote to that bitch. Well, she can just leave it in at work and then start playing with her pussy at 2 o'clock. It's a timer. Oh, kind of shit.

So we're just losing. They're losing. We got to do everything. Now, all niggas got is this. That's all we got is the hand. Palmetta. That's good as it gives. We live in Columbus, man.

You already know what it is. 85 South Show the Coldest podcast over and over and over again, proving to you that the hype is real. Whatever you've heard is better than that. We're going out here, bro, and giving these people a whole show. Every show is the best show we do what you're about to say though? Huh? What you're about to say? I don't know what I'm about to say what you're gonna say? What you gonna say? I don't know, I have a phone call. Hello 85 South Show is in the building. Make some noise!

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Oh shit, is it? What's up with y'all? Shut that, ball. Oh, real, niggas at the time! What's that, Nick? Oh, we hit this bitch tonight. What's up, girl? What's up, this time?

Columbus, how y'all feel? Uh-oh. Now, we need more energy than that, Nick, Columbus, what's up with y'all? The hell y'all been up. Yeah, y'all bend up too out here. I see y'all niggins in here with your white women. You know that shit is an event when the niggins take his white lady out.

I'm talking about four-row, too. Right row. Look at the front row. Looked like he's being escorted. What's up, Gene? Oh, yeah, man. What you're going on with you? Y'all have a seat.

They got ushers. They got ushers. They got ushers. They ain't bullish. Oh, white ushers, too. Shit. Let me see your ticket. Come here. Let me see your ticket. They are in a group looking like the purge in this motherfucker.

Yep. This is another theater that they got vampires living in the bottom of this bitch. Old as fuck. We just keep coming to the oldest theaters in America, this motherfucker. Niggas didn't used to be allowed here, so this is an event. Where did you get these hotel banquet seats from? Next door? Next don't.

For real. We're having a look at this nigga here. Ain't ever been nowhere. Shit. Hey, I don't trust that, me. He got his hat on like a bad little boy. Oh, no, man. Yeah, ah.

You ain't got his hat on like a baby's kid. Oh, fuck you me. Yeah, that's what happened when you come up front? Leave that nigga alone. Who is this, nigga, man? And then it came up to prove so. Hold up, nigga. I'm in here, too.

That nigga, Uber drive. Nobody gives a shit Big in his pockets on the side of them paying Nick, I'm looking for rights What's up, G? What's going on with you? He got some shorts made out of drawers material What's okay? He said, I'm gonna draw's material

And he got two blue two That nudge before he came in this motherfucker Nick off the E&J No, Remy? Yeah, I wasn't no goddamn Remmy. Yeah, it wasn't a goddamn Remi. Yeah. That's Paul Massan. That's the only thing that make a nigga act like that.

That nigga drank a fiff for Paul Masson. That he just walking to the foot. Hey! That that boy got his head on like this. Hey! Uh-uh. That nigga, you got... That nigga fucked up. He was sitting that drunk. Hey, get up and tell everybody's thump. That nigh on that Mexican shit, he's on the Hineken. Boy, you're gonna sit your ad down.

Yeah, hell's seat, bro. You good. You good. Hey, bum on your ass, boy. Bum on your ass, boy. Your ice tea-looking ass, boy, that fuck wrong with you. Investor Gadget looking at, yep, he did it. Hey, PC, that nigga got his hat on like Ross Go Off Martin, you're supposed to get on your knees and knock on somebody's door with your shit on like this, boy.

Yep, that's what I pay for, do it again. Only in Columbus. Hey, we might want to lead that nigga alone. He might be from the hilltop. I heard them niggins, them hilltop niggas in this motherfucker. I remember the last time I came to Columbus, them hilltop niggas. them hilltop niggas was in here deep. I was like, oh, wow.

That nigga looked like he rode down the hill of grass. Columbus, what's going on with y'all in this motherfucker, man? How y'all are feeling on Sunday night? People in the VIP with the stupid ass. In the VIP? Them the death jam boosts right there. That's what Flavor was sitting on death jam. That's some bullshit.

They sit y'all in a cup holder. A 1973 Buick cup holder in that little-ass cup you can't put shit in that Hey, nigga crayon! If something happens will we get out? You won't. That's an ass trick. These niggas sitting on a boat, that's stupid, look at this. Yeah, that shit do look like a little boat.

Old and cornered around. This building, the old is fuck. What year was this building made? 1893. This is a cathedral on a Wednesday. What a single lady's at today? Did they make it out? She was holding hands with a nigga.

You just got broke up with it. What the fuck, brother? Are you laughing? They don't give a fuck. They ain't bad friend. Somebody fought that bitch. She let that nigga hand go. He got a band of her bill, a little bitch.

Say what? You choosing? You out here, too, the bitch? Nah! Who you choosing? You better to quit. That big on kiss, she'll choose you. You better to quit.

She got a fanny pack on top of her fooper. I don't want that. That man got those two fanny packs. Thanks. Hey, hey, show it off, baby. Show your pat, bitch. Yeah. Show that pat, bitch.

Show it. Show it. Hey, tell him, baby. That ain't nothing but a coochie hoodie you got on right there. You just got a little hoodie on your coochie. So you said her pussy got a pavilion on it. Yep, you got. He just got a hat rack.

You got a little, you got a little goddamn hoodie on the pussy. It was cold. night. Ain't wrong with that hat rack in the rock. Nah, I thought it was you, but we could add the pistol under them. I lift that little rack up. Fuck you're talking about, ah. How you lived it over?

Ah. Oh, shit. Columbus, Ohio. Man, you know what? It's crazy. I usually know a lot of music references, the places that we come. places that we come, but the only one I know about Columbus is Lil Bowowow. That's the, it's the only thing I know from Columbus.

You just don't know, where you're moving so fast across the floor. That was a hit. Nick, see you on Bow Wow. Y'all got to stop playing that. That thing is a legend. He is a young legend. He did it when he was 11. Where age was he did it?

He was 11. This thing was doing grown man shit at he laughing. He was with Destiny Child. Oh, oh. Oh Shut up A bad at home A man,

they were 14 talking grown man shit I'm a man What? And that nigga proves that Columbus niggas Because y'all got nobody Because y'all seen that big ass crap

That thing got right That shit like a soldier He did He said y'all ain't got nobody from Ohio I said Columbus Y'all got one niggas said

Oh look at the niggins Oh look the niggins just, the nigger just yelled out of Columbus rapper. Hold up. No, he said we got Buster Douglas, nigger. That's a wrestler. That's a boss. There ain't no damn wrestler. The fuck wrong with you, D.C. That nigger wasn't born yet. I just seen WC.W. that today. I see the nigga name.

Buster Douglas, nigga, knock Mike Tyson out tonight. That's who that was. Okay, we called him something. What, what, I know it's a bunch of it. That shit don't really count because Mike Tyson said he was high on cocaine and his dick was hurt. Hey man. It's hard to fight back when your dick hurt, man. A loss is a loss. Yep, the show is.

You should have been burning. But now, like, is it any other Columbus, Ohio rappers that we need to know? Who? Who? Don't just yell out your nephew and just... You're like, that you can look right to us. No, brain shit going on. That thing is said, nah.

Ain't anybody hear that their nephew. Oh, my. nigga they're asking about you, no. You get the assing the nigga where his music at? Where your music at? Well, I ain't really putting that now yet. I'm from the hilltop, though, so we're working on something down the street. I'm about to drop.

No, you're not. You ain't got no computer. Now, at the state of Ohio, we know got a lot of rappers, you know what I'm saying? Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm about to say, ain't they from my pillow? They're from Cleveland. Hold on. Hold on.

Shout out to all the women who drove over here from Cleveland. Turn out there, figure away. With that goddamn check engine light, ain't put no oil in the goddamn car. Your shit might blow up on the way home. D. Shit, I thought you, I'm going to keep it real with you, my nigga. I thought you was ship the river when I came out here.

I swear to God, I was like, oh, Chip and came to the show. Oh, shit. What is there to do in Columbus, Ohio? This shit? Nothing at all. Like, what's the spot in Columbus? I don't go skating. OSU, Ohio State?

That's a college, nigga. You send a nigga to go get their degree? That's what we're not going to do. The OSU doing that. Fuck with the who? The young hoes. No, nigga. What the fuck?

Why are I'm with you? Hey, man, come on, man. You're trying to have a nigga on lifetime, ain't you? You're trying to have a nigga on lifetime. Fucked up. Get out of you. Man, who did the police-a-nege trying to set me up

with that loaded-a-end quest? You can go to OSU with them young-holes. No. I don't want nothing, I don't want nothing, 21. You be at the bar looking at

bitches who came by drink. Yeah, she needs help right now. Oh, grown-ass man. You want to drink, I got you up. Give up everything you want right here. Nah, nigga. We don't need no bluechew for the young holes,

nigga, you're tripping. I'm good on that. And this fuck. You don't want to fucking. 21-year-old pussy like eating a bunch of candy. Nick, this shit, hey, you up all night. I want some grown woman

pussy, like a whole plate. Like, you just put some vegetables on there, mashed potatoes. I ain't got time for that. I got to go. Uh-uh. I came over here, get what I came to get, and I got to go, right? Do that. This shit, like, postmate. Look, you got my money? Let's do it. It's hard to fuck with 21-year-old bitches

because all they want to do is put you all on Snapchat and shit for no reason. Ah, me and my nigga lie. Bitch, cut that down. They don't deal with young holes. When they come over your house, you just hide your charger. They'd be like, well, I guess we could watch a movie, I guess. That nigga said, hide the charger.

Children don't know what love is. You got to show them what love is. Then they'll love you on condition, Nick. Teacher. Love is taught. Teaching. You got to show them what it is. Teach America.

You got to teach the baby is. Yeah, I want to tell us. They'll listen. That listen easy. People don't understand. Listen. All right, cool. Tell them, they didn't listen because they love you.

I mean, I wasn't rebellious because I didn't love her mom. I just did what I wanted to do. Well, I loved her enough where I still made good decisions. You know what I'm saying? Can't nobody tell your child nothing because your child gonna know that you're loving for real, dude? I'm ready to go now. Just have to believe myself.

A lot of people, no, I ain't, I don't take shit, so I relieve myself, because I am the shit, so I can't take it. Yo, how we all got on white and black nighties, though? Hey. You want to talk about a co-winky-dink. A co-winky-dink. Real niggie, just think you like, dig with him the sign. Dig with him son. Real nigger think that lie, and we don't even try.

No, no, one time we called each other and say, what the fuck you were? No matter where you at, your phone died, you boy, did it above. You get it, you're getting impatient when your phone now. You're like, you know, I think somebody calling me. I can just feel it. You know when the nigger's phone about to die because they panic kick in and they can be parted in. Oh shit, nigger, god damn. Hey, bro, you got charge, I can use, charge I can use, charge I can use, charge I can use.

You gotta charge. Anybody got an iPhone charging? Nah, I just got an Android. Brook, nigger, all right, there we go. What we got, where we at? Need an iPhone charger, go on once, iPhone charger, please. Then I start doing an Android like that, well, I fuck with the Android. No, you don't.

You can drop them all fucking, that shit work still. Yep, still good. Hey, fly. Hey, I believe you, remember that song you made? I need me an iPhone with an Android screen, so it won't crack on me. That's a real shit. That nigga was a prophet.

Hey, bro. My partner had that. You can see the future. bro, my partner had an Android woo's at the pool, bro. The niggins, the niggins said, hey, bro, I'm gonna record myself diving in the pool, I said, bro, you think he could do it? He said, nope, but off in the truck.

And she worked, nigga. The Android still work. Man, that's the thing, when you got an iPhone, you kind of become a little bit judgmental when that green text message come through. Like, fellas, you had a point now, you can give a bitch your number. And she's like, oh, I'm fucking with you.

Send me your number. When that bitch comes through green, she's like, oh, no. You must be still on your mama's plan. You paying your own bill. They're laughing right now, but you ever had a girl try to sing you some pictures from an Android? She looked like a VHS. Then you click that bitch and they ask for your email? Like, nah, this got to be a scam.

Fuck, they need my email for to see a goddamn picture. Never mind. I'm not signing there, no goddamn Google to look at this bitch with clothes on. Nope. She's about a scam. Take your whole bank account. You know, the worst part is when somebody tell you to take a picture

and they hand you their Android and then you got to figure out what the camera is on that motherfucker. Just hold the screen for three seconds, swipe up one time, swipe back down and to the left then the camera will come up.

Like, bitch, this is a remote control you got. I don't want to fuck with it. The Android camera is this small on the back somewhere. And it's a big-ass flash. It just looked like you were in the men in black. He just, ooh, boom. Hey, you ever took a picture for somebody

on an Android phone and you take that shit and you don't like it, you get to them? They were like, appreciate it, bro. Like, nigga, you like that? That's all they know. You are so easily impressed. Make some noise. You got an Android and this motherfucker.

That shit sounds so depressing. Woo! Oh, you got the iPhone. You got the Android. You got the Android. Huh? You got a Samsung note? That's an Android, sweetheart.

Anything other than an iPhone is an Android, man. She said, no, I got a note. Yeah, you got a note for Android. That's what they send them to you. And one thing I like about Android, you can pull them bitch up to anything, and they charge. Anything. Listen, anything.

Anything. Anything. Nick, hook my shit up to a thing in the wheel to. Yeah. Hey, don't roll away. Hey, stay still. Stay still. Every time you move that wheel,

my shit stop charging. I got to shorten my cord. Just stay still, nigga. You can find an Android plug any goddamn way. Yeah, because they use the same plug. The PlayStation 2 used to use the hook up to the TV.

But that's easier, though, that's so easy, bro. Like, I'd rather use that to anything. Like, iPhone, they make you get everything. You got to get the charger. You got to get the plug to the charger. You got to goddamn get the wall

for the plug for the charger. Yep. And that's the worst part about having an iPhone. you always whenever you need to charge you got one of the other you got the cord no box box no cord now you just in there looking for a friend oh so real shit i'm about to stop fucking with this iPhone me too bro i'm not because i had gave this girl my number right and she called so before i answer the phone i was talking shit because she was talking shit so the phone wrong i was like man this bitch hello she's like i hit you right back i need to answer this call then she hung up called back five

minutes later guess what her name came up is man this man this bitch. Damn. No, so you actually answer the phone for a bitch you wasn't supposed to answer for. No, he got it fucked up. He said, no, he got it fucked up. Look at this thing. What helped him? What happened? What happened was, you know, he already named her in his phone. Right. Right. I didn't even save it. I just said it out. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He already named the bitch man this bitch before he answer the phone. Right. right, right.

Y'all hands fucked, bro. You see the type of shit that happened where he had? No, nigga, he did put the knobby in there. Right. He said this shit, third, then she called. I got it. That's how niggins talk to each other when they ain't really listening. They're just waiting to talk.

Yeah, all right. Okay, okay, all right, yeah, yeah. But like I was saying, though. What I was saying. What I was saying. No, no, but I hear you, though. I hear you. But I heard you.

Now, I heard because I stopped to listen. But, now, you ain't stopping to listen to me because you're talking. Oh, okay. I hear what you saying, bro. No, bro, listen to what I'm telling you. Go ahead. I feel you. Right.

But what I'm saying, though, is, fuck that shit. See, you're too aggressive. You're too aggressive. Here come to third, nigga. Well, both of y'all really missing one point that's really important. What was you? I mean, no, y'all both of you understand because the shit ain't what it's supposed to be when you're not doing what you're supposed to do.

And there you turn out. Okay. I see what you're saying. I see what you saying. What I'm saying? You on my side, bro. Come on. Why is this taking so long?

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Niggins don't know how to get nothing situated, dude. We don't get a fuck. I'll shoot you, fuck, you, dude. That's what women got to understand that we don't communicate well. We don't know to talk. We don't have to talk on the phone. It's too much masculinity, too much testosterone talking to each other.

We don't even use a whole lot of words. That's why y'all be wanting us to communicate and we don't know what the father say. But that's the thing, those men are, like, mentally retarded. We all... Women don't understand that. We really do as fuck. Like, every man.

We don't get confused. I was on the honor roll, but we just choose to be dumb. Exactly. It's a choice, but every man in here that this shit this week by himself. That don't make no sense. It just made himself laugh. Nicky just in the bathroom. Ah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

That shit was crazy. Every time you get out the shower, a nigga be in front of the mirror. Dick helicopter, dick helicopter. That shit is entertaining us. That's nasty than a motherfucker. You do that? I'd be scared to see myself in the mirror. niggas just be in the house.

Who is that creature? Every nigga ain't here to have been in the house for no reason and just say. It's too much. I'm scared. Bitch, good, nigga, good. Ain't nobody. Look at, he ain't got no audience.

That nigga just made a three on the motherfucking living room door. Ladies, y'all got to understand. That's why when y'all be trying to get something, y'all get deep about dumb shit. Like, you can see how deep. women get about dumb shit when we watch y'all watch them goof-ass shows like

loving hip-hop and all that shit because y'all be into the shit and we be like what these bitches ain't doing nothing but meeting up and throwing water on each other like what is so entertaining and y'all be into the little shit oh well look at her nails her nails are done so wrong oh my god

her eyelashes are crooked I'm like who gives a fuck what's up guys women crazy's hell though bro they'd be watching them shows at home and then they're call their home girl bitch if you ever she already know exactly what she's talking about bitch I would never do you like that fool it me did me right and they'll show you how simple men are men watch we'll watch the same sports

center six times in a row ladies this how you know me and stupid we're watching a sports show and ain't even no sports being playing these things have been talking about the same six fucking subjects for the last He reruns, we already don't see this shit. He's like, yep, they about to trade that nigga again. Yep. They did the same shit last year. They just traded that nigga.

30 minutes he goes. Time out, time out. This nigger is very inquisitive in the front. You didn't let this niggins fire. He said, hold up, Chico. What is it that y'all are smoking that I can't smell? What the fuck kind of question is that? What do you mean that you can't smell?

What the fuck kind of question is that, nigga? I smell it. First of all, I don't know what the fuck to happen. to your nose. You might have been on coke before. Nick, I don't know what the... This is going to act like I'm supposed to like we partners like, you know I got the best nose in Columbus. If I can't smell it, it ain't no fire,

niggum. You down there. Nigg got a little nose. A little nostril for that wild. What wrong with you? You're going to breathe so much. I don't trust that you white people. You know, I'm glad, what I'm gonna say you don't trust the white people? You know, really. I've been watching

that group of white people up there at the top since we've been here. It's like five of them lined up in a row. You see them? They up there with, hey, and I don't, I'm just acknowledging that y'allie here. That's the Illuminati up there. They didn't came to Columbus and they didn't put on the goddamn Usher uniforms. They won't recognize us in these. Yes y'all do. Y'all look suspicious. I don't know people up there that are comfortable here. Why do you white folks stand right here? Y'all need to see child ass die. Oh, y'all came to a goddamn late.

Somebody got a damn seat. He's like, Hey, yeah, we got to split up. Show what we do, baby. She's walking down the aisle, like, she'd get ready to pick her daughter from a nigga house. I told that little bitch

don't leave my goddamn house. Oh, Mother Bernice ain't here in that shit. Uh-uh, let me see your ticket. See, this says you is in the parking lot right here. You're in the wrong place, sweetheart. You need to be in the back right here, ma'am. You and your boyfriend. Boy, there's some Columbus shit.

This shit gonna sell out eventually. Niggas ain't never stopped coming. I'm gonna need you. Like ever since we've been on stage, nigga been sneaking it, excuse me, bro. Let me in that motherfucker, man. Y'all are right, everything good. Let me in that motherfucker, bro.

Yeah, it's a whole bunch of niggas out there still trying to figure out with a pocket around this bitch. The ushers are tag team and in this motherfucker. Yeah, niggas is trying to, I pass like nine niggas. Like, man, I don't think this is the spot right here. Cigo, I'm like, I'm good. Y'all niggas better hurry up. Y'all come with me, right?

You're gonna let me, yeah. Y'all come with me right. Hey, man, I've been having so much fun this summer. Shout out to all the black people in this bitch, bro. Brother, anything black people do, it just be dope. Anybody been flying this summer? Make some noise.

You flew somewhere in this song. That's it. Three motherfuckers. Who ain't never been on the plane before in this motherfucker? Oh, shit. Y'all ain't to see that? Look how far there you. Look, look.

What happened? That's their real seat. Huh? What happened? They were sitting right here, but that's a real estate. They moved him to the back. Damn. Hold up, man.

Let me go see what the fuck happened, man. That's some bullshit, nigga. Oh, they got to go even further. Oh, man. They got to go even further. What the fuck? Just, what the fuck? They got to go even further.

Oh. What happened? Oh, shit. That bet that be upstairs. Chico, they're on this side. They're on this side right here, Chico. We go. Oh, on this side.

Right here. Damn, hold up. Ah, right down. Oh, God damn, Sam. Right here, uh-uh, get them. Oh, there you go. Hold on, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Come in, nigga.

Figure it out. Figure it out. Hey, they caught your big ass, didn't they, niggins? That's what I got said. He said, that's what I got sent, nigga. They show from me down there. They show for your ass back to where you're supposed to be, too. What's the name, G?

Mark. We're going to pick it inside. Dayton, Ohio. Is Dayton in the building? Dayton in this, bitch! When Dayton almost got put out the beach. Without the building because this nigga right here. Oh, my God.

You good, you good, go ahead and sit down. Go ahead, go to your real seat. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. What? Scoot. Excuse me.

God day. Y'all. What's up, man? What's up? It's your birthday. Oh. Happy birthday, white girl. High five.

That's all you gonna give from me. I'm not fucking with no white bitches in Ohio. Chico, you touch that white lady. You got put your hands up, bro. You touched that white lady, bro. You touched that white lady, bro. You don't get locked up. How you doing?

Oh, God damn. You got the goddamn cheetah print on this one. You got those finger waves. Fing waves. Chico, come see these finger waves. Hey, hey. Come see this goddamn cheetah print right here. Ooh, Ross.

Somebody better call the zoo. We miss a one. What's up, Mama with the G outfit all? Mama dressed like she was a cast member on Living Single. That's one of them outfits you got to pull your ass up every time you sit at. What's he got to do, those? Oh, my goodness, bro. They got their egg kit out of them.

See, my nigga. Hey, but the thing is, he got up like he was confused. He was like, no, he won't. No, he did. You ain't see the whole thing. Hold up. Hell now. Because Sister Bernice was on their ass.

She was like, uh. Let me see your ticket. She was going through it. Uh-uh. I don't even see that in the booklet right there. So look, the nigga already knew. He was like, man, this bitch right here, man. Because his girl got up, he's still in the seat. He's like, oh here, just see what they say. She was like, I believe you to come up with your woman up.

So she walked their ass all the way back there, right? So when she got on this side, she was like, you know what? I fucked up. Come on, you got to go home with him. Y'all so hood in this bitch. Y'all don't understand. They was having a great time right here in this process. They were like, woo!

When they got us, she was like, man, I'm gonna go home. They were having fun like a motherfucker recording on the Android. You know, he didn't want to convince her to do the shit, baby. Come on, ain't that, look, ain't nobody gonna even know. Come on down. I can probably sat down confident in a motherfucker. Brud, that's hilarious. Hey, did y'all get back together?

Hey, big man, stop letting her play you like that, man. Oh, that was true. Stade your ground. Huh? Why are you joining on us? Because your girl then broke up with you and one of the fuck niggas on stage. Don't, you focus in the attention to the wrong motherfucker.

You're supposed to tell her that. You know, we all get that couch from. No, he wasn't hating. like this motherfucker. That's a nice goddamn cow. We got... We got... We got an auntie in every city that let us borrow their couch, my name. But we all ain't got a barred another set from like a church.

This couch came from Chico Auntie. Beautiful. Which one we get this room? This came from a nursing home. This is like them last two years. This was in the way in the room. This one they put their last two years right here in this chair. Yeah, I'm just going to.

No, that's the goddamn therapy chair right there. That's the therapy chair. The white people sit in for therapy. So, Mr. Johnson, what's been going on with your family? Listen, I'm 79, I'm about to get up out of here. You're about to get up out of here. Why do you have such a... Why do you have such a negative outlook on life?

79 is... You're still a young man, you still move. I said you're still a young man. You're still a young man. You heard that nigga, man. Who are you kidding? Who a young man? I'm 79. I got the shakies. Look. Hey, that just means it's easier for you to tell people you don't like, no. That's all that means. Well, tell me a little bit about what you've been doing with your, stop shaking.

I can't stop, niggie. You can stop. Y'all niggins need therapy. We are in therapy, motherfucker. Okay, go ahead. So. You know, everybody who going to therapy and that shit worked. I ain't going. They depressed. That shit don't work.

Black people don't go to no goddamn therapy. Therapy don't knowy, man. Niggas don't go to therapy. Niggas don't go to Facebook. That's therapy for niggas these days. Good morning. Good morning, my Facebook family. Today has been a very rough day for me.

Today my granddaughter had her third abortion in three years. And I keep telling her to try and be a better decision maker. but she called me a bitch today in front of my granddaughter so I am struggling please send your blessings my Facebook family because today is going to be

a really really long one for me then all the fake people in the bottom God loves you girl don't worry about none of the evil that the devil tries to bring in your life meanwhile you at the house this bitch nasty as fuck

I ain't the hell with that shit is crazy stop telling all your business to the internet man they run straight to it don't know if I get what fuck I'd be on that laughing at that shit, like, this bitch stressing again. Everybody wants to see that? People don't care about your problems, man. Hey, man, I'll be reading all that shit. I'm, I admit it.

I'm addicted. I read all your life. You read that shit? I don't read it. That shit is amazing, bro. They tell you every detail. I've been keeping, I've been following this one bitch so long. I know everything that doesn't happen. What happened? Sometimes I just be reading the shit, I'm like, brady, did you just leave her alone, bro? Ain't no bray. I don't know why he'd be doing her like that. She seemed to be We don't know up and up then I go see what happened on the other side. I'm like, man, I don't know this kind of 50-50. They both wrong and they both rain a little bit.

That shit depressing, man. I don't want to hear that shit. Yeah, I'm meeting me. I want to see motivation and shit. I'm already going through real life shit. I don't want to hear about your shit. God damn it. I don't know what you're looking for a sympathy story for me.

Then you got stupid people that are going on in the comment. You got to have a balance on your time. You got crazy people that are going on that comment that don't give a fuck about your shit. They're like, look, bitch, you need to move on. And there be 80 people that are like, that shit like yeah yeah but that's the thing for the facebook and all that shit it just it didn't turn motherfuckers in the robots you can't even do real nigga shit no more without having to record

it like the shit is crazy niggins be getting in the argument first of all any of you niggas that they ever made a video on the internet telling another nigger what you was going to do to him on the internet something wrong with you niggas man right how could you like how could you be on your hey look fuck nigger you already know what it is with me nigga real nigger you already know what time it is bitch we got them things over this Yeah, you see what time it is. You see what time it is. Any fuck, nigga, want a problem with us.

Any fuck, nigga, want a problem with us. Nigel, you know what time it is. We got them big choppers, nigga, Draco's. You know what? You don't need to say that, bro, because your faith talk. You don't need to. I do everything. Yeah, this is it big cousin.

Fuck, nigga. I pull up on you. Oh, you put sad, nigga. Thank y' y'all the only one with some goddamn white fat. Pull up on me, fuck, nigga. I'm in Columbia right now, bitch, a bitch, a bitch ad nigga. Drop the location.

Fuck, nigga. Oh, you told me, try the location, pussy-ass, nigga, when we see you at the motherfucker stove, say you ain't getting your car run like a bitch, nigga. We pulled up on your bitch-ass, nigga. You know what time of it is? Showed it.

Yeah, fuck, nigga. You ain't tell the motherfucker how I would buy myself with my baby-mom, my baby, nigga. You didn't say that part. Puss-ad, nigga. Pull up on me right now, nigga. I'm at that old-a-mother-fucking theater with the vampires in the basement.

Fuck, nigger. I'm right there, nigga. Say something, nigger. Then they see the nigger. life and be like this. I don't know who side of them on. That shit don't make no sense. Because that for you to do all that

and then go, yeah, bitch-ass, nigger. All right, let me put a filter on that motherfucker. Nah, I don't want to go with that. That's that jacob. Now, I'm going to go with that purse on that one. D&D nigga be this crazy. Like? Yeah.

Here, send on that bitch. You have the world going to know I'm a real nigga now. You know what time it is, boy. Boy, you did your thing, but when you recorded that one. When I recorded that shit, when you recorded that one. That made me a gangster, nigga. Why, you didn't even have to do it again, nigga, you are so perp. Listen, I knew it was a different game.

Hold up, bro. Hold on, this little stud trying to fuck me. Oh. Uh-oh. Up in here looking like Murphy Lee, bitch. You better sit out. Underly, underlay, mama, eh, uh-oh. Oh, a wet popping in now.

But you ain't said she was swirling a hand and said like a nigga, what's all we? She didn't you. Don't ever approach me like this, sir. Ugh. What does he come up, boy, you'd be like, you know my coochie wet. My niggie, stop playing, boy. Shit. I play, I play, right along with your ass.

Shit, how wet is it? Best you don't want to play no basketball at the week. She only like me. I'm the only niggie she liked. You know that? Oh, yeah. Just thawed it back like a nigga. Let me cook, bro.

That way, then, you can't have anything. You know what I'm saying? What's your doing on, too? I can't fuck you. You got a dick print. She got a little... All right, what? I'm just talking shit, man.

That nigga, stupid. Bacutche, put your card up. Don't walk. Don't put your... That's a thing. I was like, leave in here, you still a woman. Don't do that. Don't say that like that. Ladies, I respect whatever you choose to do.

right well you know we don't care nothing about none of that whatever you like you like it but at the end of the day you got a pussy bro I'm telling you studs like niggas they just like us a little bit I used to buy my weed from this stud bitch right and she used to she used to rub on her coochie and then try to make me smell the wheat smell it bro smell it like it smell like pussy where is you getting this from then turn the music off this a serious business hey fellas Grown men. You remember when you was 20, you could fuck all night?

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Here's what you need to do, Blue Chew. Blue2.com, go get you some. Said bluechoo.com and go get you some. You can make love to your lady. Come on, y'all. For a long, long time and hit her with that wood. I swear to God I ain't line. It's a sexual stimulant.

stimulants and make your meat get hard it's a sexual stimulant and make your meat get hard I'm saying listen you still got a kooji I'm saying you you just ain't fuck the right nigger yet you still might like some type of dick you can't you did you just are against dick totally but that's what I'm this is what I don't understand this is what I don't understand help me Help me understand, okay? So you don't like dick. Do y'all use strap-ons? Do you use a strap-on on somebody or on her?

Oh, that's your best friend. Oh, do you like dick? You like penetration. Okay. Nigger, you asked her if she like dick, she said penetration. That made anything can go in that bitch. A cucumber. She like microphone on the car.

Comcast remotes. Anything. Hey, licker, if a bitch stick a Comcast remote in her pussy, she is a professional. That shit stink. A Comcastle, that rubble? That shit stink. You ever lick the by assing it? She's been fucking the Comcast Remote 9-a-9

don't work. Not their remote. Tate that. The motherfucker stuck down. But nah. So, so, so, you, you use a dildos on other women sometimes. So, that mean that the women that you fucking like dick, they just don't like dick with the vein in it.

It's too much. It's just like too much. It's just too. I'm just saying, if a girl, if you like the plastic dick, what makes you think that you just don't like the body that the dick attached to? I told you ladies. I feel like the plastic dick will start on fire.

It's too much. They don't use, that's the thing. They don't use plastics to make dildos and shit no more. They use the same skin that they make prosthetic legs. eggs and shit out of. It feels just like dick meat. These women have been using technology. They didn't put a heartbeat throb

in that bitch. There's some pearls in that bitch that lick the coochie, the clit, and the booty all at the same time. At the same time. It ain't even about dick, bro. You ever seen a deal, though? That motherfucker got more parts on it than a Swiss almond knife. Damn! Got the booty tickler, got the coochie penetrator.

Then there's some shit at the end look like a tongue. It's some ears on that bitch. It's an antenna. And then it's It's a little screen that play her favorite song. And then it's a little thing that sent compliments to her phone. Wireless Bluetooth charger. She got a remote to that bitch. Well, she can just leave it in at work and then start playing with the pussy at 2 o'clock.

It's a timer. Oh, kind of shit. So we just losing. They're losing. We got to do everything. Now, all niggas got is this. That's all we got is the hand. Palmetta.

That's good as it get for a nigga. Yeah, ain't nobody invented no dick suck. machine for us or nothing. We've been using the same masturbation machines as we started. They're bringing out a little stupid-assad dog. It's a double standard when they come to that shit. You go up a girl house, she has some dildos and shit. You'd be like

this bitch a freak. She come over your house and find a fake pussy. You're a pervert. Ladies, what would you do? You cleaning up your nigger house. You look under the bed. Then they got one of them bodies with the titty is, the pussy in the ass. You'd be like, I got to lead. This nigga a serial killer.

You're gonna go in. You're gonna go in like a motherfucker. You are nasty-ass, nigga. What the fuck is wrong with you? When is you a serial killer? Meanwhile. And whoever fucking them dolls? Y'all niggas, boy.

Meanwhile, she got a top droop full of dildoes, one that opened like a ninja sword. Now, most of them got that big ass, what y'all call it, the magic wand. That shit, it looked like a back massager. How y'all know about all this stuff? Niggie, I got a black mama, nigga. And my mama was a casing.

She can call about everything. What about this Mr. 3,000? You ever seen that one? She ain't had a motherfucker think of the house. That fucking come from here. My mama used to, she ain't given a fuck. She used to leave that motherfucker on the dresser. Stay out my room.

You wouldn't see what the fuck you're not supposed to see. Shit! Hey, Chico. Put that motherfucker on the dresser like a person. Yeah. Lead that big white motherfuckers. Hey, Chico, I always wonder if those ladies who'd be like, money make me come.

When they play what they pussy do, they'd be like, ooh. I always wondered this. You just got a tense from like, I'm about to see you. some that make them wet. Oh, it's other people money that make them come. Right. They're like, what you're doing? I'm about to see you some of your cash out. Oh my goodness. You be doing this shit? I just said. And then they actually sent it to

him and I'd be like, ah, they're going to be waiting for a long time. Cash app. That's a new hustle. Cash up to fuck the game up. I can't fuck no bitch that. Now they got access to your finances right then. old niggas didn't have to worry about that you say man I'm gonna get you some money ain't got nothing on me right now though but I'm gonna wait till I get back to the crib

and get some cash I'll be back over here That's because they didn't ran the price of pussy up too high Right Your grandfather used to be able to show up With $20 worth for grocery That shit lasts two weeks Convinced your grandma he was a good man Good can

$20 feed the whole family $20 to get your asses One pair of socks, that's it A snicker bar and a soft and a nowadays. Yeah, that's it. Fanta. That's it.

Not even a name, a Fanta. Fanta. I remember we were going grocery shopping that family dollar, man. Yeah, you know family dollar only got two hours. Time out. I don't like how you just felt so sorry for my homeboy like that. He said, I went shopping that family dollars. She said, oh.

Right. Yeah, Family dollar fucked up. They got two hours of food. They got regular groceries. They just don't have the same amount in it. You ever bought sandwich meat for family dollar to get home? It's three slices. Who the fuck did this?

No wonder this shit a dollar. Ain't but two sandwiches in this motherfucker. I used to carry on a piece of road. Niggins, don't yellow boxer by going there on my eye out. Family dollar. Family dollar. Boy, you know you in the hood. You see a family dollar.

Family dollars say my life. They had toys, food. They got toys, food, detergent, deodorant, deodorant, that's a small Walmart. Moops, booms. Niggins. Family dollar like a real small... Underwear t-shirts. Nick, you ever been to Dollar Tree?

Dollar Tree. Look at that. Hey, tell the truth. They run Dollar Tree like a flea market. They'd be looking around. I don't trust Dollar Tree. Don't you do it. Don't you do it.

Family Dollar Crawford Street. Just go to Family Dollar Street. Just go to Family Dollar. Don't do it. I'm going to fuck both of y'all up. The only real store that everything is a dollar in is Dollar General. Nigger, that's the only one. That's where the real street, niggas.

Everything is a dollar. that motherfucker. You're going there and get a half a bar ivory soap. You're like, I didn't even know. They made half of bars and soap. Nigger, when you go get that big ass bottle with a thousand aspirin in that bitch, and you'd be like, nigger, does the FDA know about this? They don't even sell this shit at Walmart.

What can you get a thousand? That's just say aspirin on the front. Aspirant. It just say, if you got a headache. Headache medicine. Like, yeah, but I think this is a dude. Headache relief. But being broke, like, Being broke was fun a little bit when you was young.

No, no, it was. It was fun for me. It was fun for me. Because you around a whole bunch of... When you were a kid, not as an adult, it's horrible as an adult. But when you're a kid, you don't know you broke. When you're a kid, you don't know you broke, so all the broke shit that you're doing is fun. Niggins.

But when you realize... You ever made your own toy, name? Shit hurt. Nick, I remember I made a motherfucking little fake car out of a toilet paper roll. The roll of the taller paper? Well, you're so stupid. Man, that's what? Everybody, because everybody in here know you.

supposed to make your car out of old shoebox and they can then draw the interior in the box. See, that's y'all problem. Y'all is wasteful. Y'all is, oh, that's wasteful. In my house, you better not tear no box up making no cars. Boy, we could have used that box to put some deodorant, soap, your drawers.

Boy, don't do that. He grew up in a recycling household. You'll get a whoopper. You'll get a whoopper. You know, my mom, my boy was a hoarder. It might have been a little bit more rough for him being broke as a child. It was. They had to save all their boxes.

The only thing we had to save was all the butter bowls. and shit like that. Now, you got to eat that bowl of Captain Crunch with spaghetti stains in that motherfucker. You're like, ah, I hope my milk don't turn red. This shit, nasty, fuck. Ah, but when you know that's going to time?

But after you're dead it a few times you build your trust up. No, it ain't going to fuck with it. You good. Give me the bowl with the spaghetti sauce in it. I'm good. You have a, you have a... That's fucked.

You know you're in a black purse out. I'm going to tell you how you know you broke, chigo. Ah. When you pull the goddamn cereal and the dust come in. And you'd be like, oh, nigger got the dust. Let me eat this shit quick

before it turned in the oatmeal. That mean, that's the end. Uh-uh. I get sad. That's where all the sugar had in the frosting place. Oh, nigga, this bowl about to be lent. I got some dust and some sugar at the bottom.

I want some more. You know you had a black person house you ever went to get some buddy and opened it up with some green beans in the bowl. You're like, God damn. I ain't fuck this toast now. I ain't going to spread no green beans. juice on my bread.

And they got the butter rolled up in the goddamn little thing on the side of the refrigerator, not in nothing. You got to unpeeled this shit. You got butter under your fingernails now. Make some noise if you ever tried to hide some food from your family in the refrigerator. You try. I'm going to take

your little hamburger. I'm going to eat the hamburger later on. You wrapped that bitch up in the paper time. Stick that bitch all the way in the back behind that nasty juice that don't nobody won't. Put their water in front of that bitch and then slashing. some shit in front of you. Ain't nobody gonna look

in that bit. Man, you come back to your shit but who the fuck discovered my hamburger? It must have been the motherfucker watching me the whole time. It'd be your own

motherfucking family. You can't trust nobody. At least you can put something in your own evidence. Ain't nothing but the motherfuckin' hamburger gone. It ain't even played in the sink or nothing. You don't know who the fuck ate your shit. You mad for two days

walk around the house. Then your mama find stuff. But shit, way and survive the goddamn hamburger. Now you can't do nothing. At least he can put something in the refrigerator. Shit. I had roaches. They was in there too. Shit.

Roach was like, I don't think you want to put it right here though, because we've been up here all day. You fucking shit. It's fucked up when you catch your mama eating your shit because you can't say nothing. I remember about I had some goddamn soul food. This was not too long ago. You know how you on the way to the house

waiting to get that shit. You're like, I'm fuck them greens. And that mac, macaroni and cheese. It's going to be good. I got an house. My mama was sitting in there watching Lifetime fucking my food up. I'm like, that's the thing about it when somebody eat your shit. You'll never see them do it.

At least y'all had leftovers. Shit. You'll never see them. You don't never catch them. Like you'll never catch them walking at the kitchen with your shit. It's always too goddamn late. I'm going to house. Wissing food within the refrigerator. Nothing, still. Spitz says don't want to cook. Okay. I will be selling crack in no time.

Can I spend that over your house, please? I have an eight again, please. But I, you know, I lived in the house with like nine different family members, so we was at that stage, man. My uncle Erk used to write his name on everything that belonged to him. Nigger, orange juice, milk, all that shit.

And that nigga will cuss you to fuck out if you touch anything in there with Erk on that motherfucker. I remember I was going to get some goddamn oil juice. He said, little big-haid, nigga, put my goddamn juice down. Your name, Er. but thirsty in hell

I don't know why water was so nasty as a kid water was disgusting as a child nigger water was nasty my motherfucker man water ain't meant for a child body like when you're a child you can eat McDonald's go right outside and you shit just switch when you're a grown person because if you eat some McDonald's right now you had to take off the work tomorrow but that shit do something to you

but when you a kid water was the nastiest shit ever man And I'm, man, we used to never had no sodas. Like I said, my mama used to bring home one Pepsi just for her. Only flavor drink in the whole house was hers. And we used to have to drink water. And we didn't have no filter. We was drinking that good sink water, nigga. That shit is disgusting.

Sink water? I remember I had the bitch come over my house. She was like, I don't eat meat. And then when it got some water out to sink, I'm like, bitch, you don't eat meat, but you drink sink water? Got your priorities fucked up, bitch. I'd rather have you eat a wrong burger that drink that goddamn same. city water. My nigga,

you had it good. You grew up on sink water, nigga. I'm from the country. We grew up on water hose water. Yeah, when you be outside all day, you have to hit their goddamn water hose. That first 10 seconds of the water be hot, then shit! Burn your goddamn mouth, but then you get used to it.

Y'all knicks had it good. Still! Still! I grew up off an insurer. Yeah, we meant nine, got a stomach full of that shit. How long was you drinking insurer, fly? For like seven years. I said, can I get some of the east?

She said, you can grab one of them insured or get out of my face. Ugh. Oh. My name, you're in the hospital, my name. I, uh, uh, uh, uh, insure. I don't want another milkshake. God damn.

That's one of the nasty. That V8, that V8, Tang, whatever the fuck that is. Hey, man, hold on, when you talking about V8, that is the nasty shit, or give a beer in first class shit next to their white lady who drinking in bloody mirrors? Like, this bitch drinking tomato juice with liquor in it, like white people are different goddamn breathing. Yeah, I see white. Who the fuck mixed vegetables and alcohols?

I say it's white people drinking bloody marries with bacon and shit in them. I'm like, seen that shit. What that is? Like a drink? What that is? Shit, a bacon, bloody Mary. I don't know. Damn, white people?

What is that? Caucasian cuisine. That's what that's called. There's a lot of shit that's Caucasian cuisine. White people, what is it? Fruit cake. That's Caucasian cuisine. We don't know.

Tell us. Fruitcake. Kish. Shit like that. That's a white lady right there. What happened? Excuse me, man. Look at her, man.

He's like, tell her, bitch. Hold up. Let me ask you someone. White lady, that's your boyfriend? That's your man. A dude sit next to you. Bro, that's your lady. How long you've been with her?

19 years. Let me ask you this. Damn. What's your favorite meal that she cooked? 19 years, nigga. That nigga just laying. What's your favorite meal that your girl make? Hold up.

Let me hear. Feduccini. That nigs that fettuccini. Some noodles. It's called lasagna. Stupid ad, boy, if you didn't know. She don't have told that nigga the white girl. Did you see her head on that shit?

The niggins said fetter chicken. Look at that's noodles. Don't make that nigga lie in front of all these people. You know, she bought that chicken in there, that white chicken out the tub, niggins. She was like, oh, baby. Oh, so you had real chicken, that breast. He ain't had none of that wind is meat. That Fettuccine would be hidden.

He's got windy meat and lasagna. Bist my plan. I knew white people was... Hey, listen, you ain't never seen the white person happy until you've seen them eat an un-toasted bagel. Listen, they will fuck. You haven't been in the airport and just see what? Let me get an everything.

No toasted. Let me get some cream cheese on there, everything bagel. Didn't they cut that everything now? Your regular bagel tastes like onions and shit. You're like, man, I'm not standing behind no white people. How'd hell y'all eat that shit in the morning, man? A bagel with whipped cream. That's stupid.

early in the morning you want this white shit on your face bitch like you gotta have a strong ass throat to eat a bagel a strong throat bitch that's bread and sour cream untoasted

untoasted that shit is like even a box money unto toasted look at white people they're uncomfortable I don't understand why they don't like bagels they're talking shit about us under their breath where you shouldn't eat fucking chicken all day even throat might be

fucking throat might loosen up you stop drinking those goddamn grape sodas. You're gonna judge me. Hey, fuck, what we eat? Why don't you take care of your fucking baby mama? How about that? Fucking Negroes. Why don't you get your fucking education?

Ooh, some killing each other. You can fucking laugh, but you can't live together. Right. Why don't you stop all that goddamn gun violence? Get some education, Tyrone. That's probably how white people do. He's talking shit as white people. Why don't you stop shaving your head with fucking bald hair?

You got both of them back your neck, fucking Quincy. Yeah. Yeah, you're talking a lot of shit. on the microphone, but I bet if I put a book out and told you to read out loud, you'd leave the building, wouldn't you? Yeah, asshole. I can't talk white. I'm a fool, nigger. Hey, don't talk

that shit in here. Why don't you take that shit across the street, bro? I'm gonna be a real white person, because that ain't what they be saying. What they be saying? Man, these niggas get on my motherfucking nerve. That lad nigga, pooty back down. I know what I got. Who was smoking that bullshit-ass weed, bro? If a nigga gave me another motherfucking mixtape, I know it's one thing.

I'm so sick of that music. The first track be like, nigger, you already know who it is. No, I know. Hey, bro, I wonder how the white people, like, I wonder how they hold it in when we say, nigger. They'd be one to laugh every time they hear the...

I think it just... And you know all white people say nigger at some point. No, they do. more than the language. Like, how they skip over that word? They probably just walk in the door. Nigger!

They call each other that shit. What's up, my niggas? What are we doing the night? Are we fucking drinking a what? That's how they be too. That's how they be too. Like, hey, don't nobody say, nigga like that, like a drunk white woman. They'd be so happy to say if they take this shit high.

What's up, my nigga? My nigger. My nigger. Them drunk, Them drunk white girls definitely be saying nigger. Especially when they be singing them song. Real-ass bitch, give a fuck by the nigger. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about a nigger.

I got many niggers in my fucking life, Amber. You don't have this many. You can't say that. You know the white girls be talking this shit. You can't say that right now. They're listening. I love niggas. Big black cock niggers.

We call in the home girls the next day. to the show, it was so many niggas. You know they were on your girl. You ain't so goddamn stupid. He's always so many niggas. Oh my goodness. What about the white boys? I know they do, especially cool.

The niggas who think they? Yo, my nigger. Now, we in Ohio. You're really casual. You're like, what's up with your nigger? Why you feel, bro? You're like, whoa. What part of Ohio are you from, sir?

I'm like, say that again. Now, you know who gonna say it, one of them fucking meth heads. You don't want to give me no fucking money because I'm a white boy and not a nigger and take off running barefoot. Then he fall, and you whoop his ass, stupid. I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. It's something called white man rage.

Like, there only a white man... It's a level of rage that only a white man can reach. You decide it on the end and the head of the head. The color. It's a level of rage that a white man. Because, niggas, you know, at a certain point, we like, man, let's get... to the action. White people, they, you can piss them off. When they're pissed off, bro,

check it out, bro. You're fucking pissing off. Todd, don't do it. Don't do it, Todd. Listen, bro, he has one more fucking time, bro. I know, bro. You got to be here, bro. You got to be here. What the fuck did you say, bro? Fuck! What did you say, bro? Huh? I'll fucking kill everybody in this bitch, bro. Come at me, bro. Come at me, bro. Fuck you, you, bro. They start crying. My fucking dad died when I was 12, bro. I don't care about the world. I'll kill you and kill myself, bro.

The fuck is, bro. He's so stupid when they get mad. You got it, bro. I'm gonna go ahead and get back in my car. I just imagine you cut me off. Straight on the expressway. Why do stupid shit? Come on, why is this taking so long?

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That this sounds like she walked here. I'm straight. She got the old lady. That bitch boy. Can I get it all day? Can I get around? She got the real old lady. I love you.

D.C. I love you so much. Come see me before I go back to the nursing home, baby. I want to show you something. I just need a lift, please. I love you too, baby. Ain't nothing like the old woman. Damn, that bitch looks just like me.

Damn. Come on, bitch. Let's show our chest. She coming for real. Oh, she coming. yet. Oh, she loved me. It's okay, y'all. Damn, y'all. You look like young thud. He's got gray dress.

She's not about to do nothing. There you go, D.C. She's a literature teaching. Yeah. She looked like young thugs a little bit. Damn, she really run like that. She ain't got the ass and just legs. Hey, got the hug, got the hug.

What fuck wrong with her? recovering addict. It's all good. Oh my God. That needs to get the hug. How she ran away? I got the hug, got the hug, got the hug, got the hug. Now I can go back to my seats. She tore ACL in the ninth grade.

Ah, shit. She was a punk guard. She tore ACL. It's okay. That shit is crazy. Hey, y'all. Wilden Out came back on the night, man. Yes, y'all. And it's not on MTV no more. TV no mo it's on VH1 yes it's oh don't ask us why it's the same goddamn people same thing they can so ladies now you get you can this lead this TV on VH1 when

all that shit come on you can watch bitches throw ward on this job and argue about rappers that ain't made a record in a long time and then you can watch us be on TV on Wild and out man so make sure y'all tune into that so what I don't know they don't like me he got he came back yeah I can't What you say? They don't like me. Real niggas. Real niggas do real things.

Yeah, yeah. I'm back. I'm on some shit tonight. Watch it. Watch it. It'll be on by the time you get home. Watch that shit. They play that shit all nights.

White people start watching it, not the ones who at the show, the ones who work here. Yeah, watch it called Wiling Out. They like, wild. Don't lie like you watch it. They tell us who watched that shit. We know who. We know the demographics. Y'all start watching our shit, old-ass white people.

See, I'm in the white people. white people in here, just how many white people watch the show. Show live. Exactly. Trying not to watch that shit. Don't be watching nice shit on purpose. No, white people watch that shit. White people watch Wilding out. You have been to

airport, D.C. somebody walked up. Hey, fucking D.C. Young Fly. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. I fucking love you, bro. Give you so. Right. Yeah. Look at my favorite. What's y'all?

What's your favorite game? How many of y'all have watched us on Wild & Out before we start doing that? Oh, here come this nigga again. This nigga getting his money worth, he's happy. Y'all don't understand, this is his first event ever. He ain't never been nowhere to the Skane Ring, nowhere. AutoZone, he ain't got no car. He ain't never been to O'Reilly's nigger.

He don't know what that smell like, nigger. What's he said? You fresh out of the joint? You fresh out of joint. I can tell that, nigga. You didn't happen. You like, fuck that. Nigel.

When that... I'm free, my nigga. I'm free to walk in the aisle that I couldn't walk in before. He said he's fresh out to joy. That just made his mother say, go in. You can go outside, baby.

How long was you went for? How long was you going for? How long what you went out of? I'm talking about old papers. You can tell. Seven years? You did seven years. You're showing some love.

This is the first summer out. Welcome home, nigg. Welcome home, boy. Welcome home, if you've been in for seven years. Yeah, yeah. Talking about no restrictions, no nothing. He's in here. Thank you, bro.

One thing about it, I know how to fight. For real. Hey, watch this, nigga. You ain't taking your freedom seriously. No, next thing you know, that nigga gonna pull a honey bun on this. You don't appreciate this shit. You don't appreciate it. That nigga put a honey bun out of the spot.

You can't sit out and watch the show like a normal person. Look at you. You don't appreciate this shit. You want to go back. A-D. Look, she's nervous in the motherfuck. You don't appreciate this shit. Look how everybody else acting.

Look what you're doing. See why you was in that seven years. You ain't learned shit. He ain't learned the damn thing. Yeah, they should have left you in that two more year. Maybe you would have came out. Peace and love, my brother. Look at you.

Same niggas. Sit down. Go sit down. And you're still in the gang after seven years in solitary. He is the tooth in life. The nigg is still throwing up this. All of them niggis is dead and have jobs now.

You from Detroit? Hey! Turned door, y'all. That right. Congratulations. That boy stupid. He don't know what to laugh at. He's crazy.

I'm just trying to show the nigger's support. That niggas just love. He just loves somebody seeing him. Boy, you're alive. I know you're a killer. You got the wood till blacked mouth. He ain't bullish. Boy, I've been through some things.

Hey, I know that nigga been in jail for seven years. for seven years because he kept him shorts the whole time he was like yep now fuck that give me my 2011 shorts niggins yeah all right bro he good oh shit substance abuse and substance abuse is a mother that shit hurt no it it fuck with your afterwards you can feel it you know what you think you want it you like it's the alcoholism oh yeah ain't anybody worry about it he's having a good time you don't know The other part about it, he think he snuck up here. You ain't see the nigga when he was down low at first.

Hey, you know what, though? You know what it is, fly? That nigga ain't got no seat. He just been walking around the whole building. Damn. This bitch nice in the back. God damn. Man, let me go back up there.

Tell me go back up there. Look how the white ushers don't do shit. Y'all just ain't did shit. Oh, damn. all the white ushs. Uh-oh, don't make this... What are wrong? Uh-oh.

Ain't nobody... Hey, man, Lee that nigga, low, he don't know what he's doing. That nigga rode a white van here. He got the motherfucker outside waiting on him. Did you enjoy yourself, y'all? Had a good time. Yes, I did. That shit crazy. He's gonna be famous in a minute. I ain't lying. They're gonna be like, ah! They're gonna be looking just like jazz ass. Uh-oh. I'm a friend, friends.

You're going to see that thing going out of the door. You and that nigga that got through out of the door. Look at Chad. Chad sat it over in the back like a real life's getting security, he just sat out there watching just making sure the insurance. Everything's right with the insurance. We got twin securities. They're twin.

He don't know who. Bro, just relax. Go sit down, bro. The comedy show the last place to be tough at. We came to laugh and bullshit, bro. You ain't in jail no more. Everybody ain't against you no more. Don't nobody want to shake you, bro.

Yeah, you're about to fuck the show up. Don't nobody want to take your tray or your snacks, bro. You good. You good, bro. You is out living. Be thankful, bro. Come on, bro. You got a whole bunch of niggins in here.

They fuck with you with. They will jump your ass. All of these women in here, man. These niggins are they pay their money. Come on, shit your eye down. Go sit down, man. Go ahead, Carlo. Go sit with your lady, man.

You good. Look at Dwight of the white us. Y'all still ain't this shit. This y'all. establishment and y'all are scared look at y'all white people ain't did nothing look and they you just about to stop smoking but ain't about to see that niggas still let that niggins some go shit down music man they're like white people say stop smoke go sit your ass in your seats before you be back in that cell you was in last week come on my nigger sit down jett chill we ain't they been

keeping it real and if you don't see it down i'm a see it down i'm a see you how your girl Titty feel. It's a nigga behind you. Hold on, Lowe. It's a nigga behind you. This nigga here crazy. This nigga here. Listen, okay.

Hey, listen, bro. Wait, wait, wait. Now, it's cool. Hold up. Y'all chill. Chill. Y'all ain't got to jump up. Come on.

But like skin, you need to cool out before your face be all lumped up. Come on. Chill, my nigga. We don't want you to get your ass beat. Plus, a girl going to be sitting by herself. and we'll put another nigger in your seat. Hey, chill out.

You drunk and we can tell. If you don't hurry up and sit your black ass down, you're going to end up back in jail. Come on, this is your first summer. Oh, my nigger, you don't really want to go back. Because seven years ago, you had to go to jail for selling some crack. Hold up. Now that's cool.

And we let all that slide. But real talk, he's just. gonna be here for a minute because that nigger ain't got no ride come on what you gonna do come on if your girl pull off and you're gonna get beat off by security your head gonna be soft they're gonna have that baby night it gonna be poop-poofing yeah it gonna be real fucking yeah man sit down bro so foofing thank you to all the professional security who know how to deal with the mentally ill right violence is never the answer and I would never condone violence Against another black man.

Peace and love to all of my black brothers. The way y'all can do business and y'all shit. Y'all some scary motherfuckers. Y'all ain't do shit. If you fight in my mom's house, she don't give a fuck. Who you in? What? All y'all are gonna sit down.

Somebody pulled a cab and got here, a white woman. No, nah. The white people up there like this. I wanted the old nigga to jump up. Hold on, Jack. You're not about to fuck to show up, Turkey. The old school nigga with the Detroit shit on.

Why you ain't say nothing? Old school, like, he won't fucking with me. I was just mind of my business. White people up top and not getting involved. They're up there. They're up there looking down on them. Oh, my God.

You can see the white girl. She was excited, dude. It's about to fucking go down. White people's up there like, yep, we got their money already. We can't wait. We can't wait. Here we go.

It's about to go down. He was standing up there like. We don't never get nobody out of our show. You owe me. 50 bucks, I told you they were going to fight. You're not getting involved in your problems, but you're not employing me because if that black guy kept coming down

on stage on my show, I just call the authorities. That's all I do. That's what you want to do? You want to call the authority? All right, that's enough. She walking like her boo-da. Ooh, that shit was about to get fucking right there. Play that shit, I like that. I like that. I like that right there. No, that's that. I'm walking home. I just got my

L-Wop music. You gotta stop fucking crazy-ass people. Can't believe that... Nah, this is the music that play when your girl trying to figure out the pass code to your phone in the bathroom. I'm gonna walk my ass at that goddamn. Every step, hurt like a motherfucker. I like that shit.

Y'all show some love for my man Saxby on the saxophone. Talk your shit. That saxophone. We got a black man on the saxophone. Hold up, man. Play on some shit. Let them know you ain't serious. You ain't bullshit, man.

Come on. That's you, you, you, you got your ass beat. Yes, you did. That's that jazz. Yeah, that's that jazz. You should have sat out. God, damn. Man, I would only recommend a service to my listeners that's been good to me.

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Yeah. Y'all show some love for my man on the drums. Cut-Zoo, y'all show. Hey, man. Showing why you that nigger that you is when you was. Yeah. What the fuck? Did I say?

He confused a hell out of me. Show him when he was, what the hell of him? Uh, talk yo shit, I said, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Okay. I bada, I said the b'a, listen to the skis-skat shit. Yeah. Come on the biv-dabab-d-bob-d-bub-dh-dh-wab-gwab-gwab-gwab-dhurt. Come on.

Come on. Okay, y'all show some love one more time, my man right here. Take your win. Talk your shit. Talk your shit. That's that you better have my money, bitch. Come on. Come on.

I want that shit to be playing when your girl get out to shower and she's about to come lay down and you laying there your dick already hard. Oh, what have you been tired? You've been working all day, but she still wanna fuck. But you just can't get right, so she sucked the soft did. Shout out to all the fellas that I ate a little ass on accident. You ever be trying to eat the pussy from the back and miss and eat some ass a little ass a little bit. That ever happened to

What you say, 묻? When you accidentally eat a little piece of booty You don't ever accidentally eat no booty Right You eat that booty You eat your ass on purpose I'm there now Ain't nobody ever

Accidentally ain't no ass Are you a lie Ain't nobody ever Ain't ever Ain't nobody ever Ain't nobody ever Ain't nobody ever Ain't nobody ever

You a lie Ain't nobody ever accidentally There ain't no ass. You gotta eat it on purpose. You're right. Because I've seen that hole. I ain't gonna lie.

I want to let me know. Knock, knock, I'm at the door. Who's there? Oh, I'm sorry. Close the door. Get your answer back there. Oh, shit. Columbus, how y'all feeling tonight?

Yeah. Everybody up top, how you feel, up top? Up top. I do the up top rock. I said if you up top, but if you up top, but let me see how up top rock. I say you got your tickets later. Look, she's working up there.

You say you got your tickets late. She's twerking up there. I see you got your twigging. Hey, she's twerking up there. She is having a stroke. Oh, she was throwing that ass in a semi-circle. Oh. Oh.

She was throwing that ass in a what? I said, ooh. That is a stankin' ass booty right there. Big stanky booty. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm okay. A big stanky booty. I'm just playing.

It doesn't stank about that. It just looks stipe, bitch. It looks stint. Ooh, shit. So what did you tell you? Look, stop playing. I like that. She's like, oh my god, it's crazy.

Smoking on some weed that I had from yesterday. Ew. It was living in my bag. He got me so high. I'm ready to get high. Smoking on some weed that I found in my bag from yesterday. It got me so high. Hey, nigger right now.

When you get high, you know what I say. When I get high, you know what I say. What you say? What you say? what I say. And what you say. Skippy beep boob-bop-dob-dop-dob to roll the blood up. You don't need to smoke no more if that's what you do.

Let that be your last blood, you motherfucking food. How could you talk to me like that and call me a fool? When the last blood that I smoke, nigger, I got it from you. But look, don't you see, nigger your ass is tripping, nigger you was never acting like me. Well, what that mean was we smoking on the same thing? Because when I hit that blunt chew passed me, I was like, br-d-d-d-d-da-d-d-dain.

You know what? I know what you did. That nigger passed me to blunt, I was like, here. See, that's why I have to say I don't have those problems that they have I got my same weed from yesterday. Hey, I don't want no problems

with none of these folks. I don't want to hit your damn blunt because I got my own smoke. Hey, I got it from this lady. Hey, when I was in a different city, she said, how much weed you say you want and then reached in her titty. Damn.

Titty weed. Titty weed. That makes you not care. Yeah. Because if you smoke that titty weed too much, you'd be acting like that nigger back there. Then, hold on. Hold up.

Carlos. Uh-uh. Believe me. What, that nigger was on, my nigger, especially when no goddamn weed. The damn show, what? Uh-uh. Hey, that nigger got problems.

What? He need to hit the weed one. And maybe that a song, man. No. No. Uh-uh. Good ass think, bro. If that niggas smoke any damn thing,

that nigger go motherfucking crank up. You're a motherfucker fool with it. You so motherfucking cool with it. You think you're talking about, bud. Shout out the girl who got the hood. That nigger turned it to the Ninja Turtles. That niggas. Hey, man, before we get out of here, man,

we get out of here, man. Let's do some real cool shit. Turn the lights down a little bit before we get up out of the bed, man. Let's make it real sexy for the ladies who can wear white panties all day. I'm talking about you can wear panties, white panties all day, take them off, they still be white. Let me see, let me see. White panda challenge. White panties challenge. I don't want to see no booty sweat, bitch. We're going to thank it do-doo. Shout out to all the ladies who did the cucumber challenge and you don't even eat vegetables. Ladies, stop sucking on vegetables and suck real dick. Suck real dick tonight.

Columbus, Ohio, all the ladies, won't you suck real dick tonight? I'm Ted. You gonna fuck around and suck one of cucumbers, they're gonna have a worm in it. Now your breath smell like the produce, ow. Ow. That bitch got K-worms. If you enjoyed this show tonight, fellas,

and you're in here with your lady, do us some of you. your lady do us a favor you want to show us love suck our titty on the way home pull a teddy out ladies if you win it pull your titty out don't even say none just see how far y'all get before he figure out your titty is out but i'm crazy hell 85 self show the coldest park yeah baby your titty see that's why i'm in the relationship sucking tithes at the red light she's so disrespectful that girl that said she was gonna fuck you earlier with the boyfriend did She said he ain't gonna suck my tities his fat ass when we go home.

Mama suck his. I'm like damn Damn She ain't shit She ain't shit She ain't shit She ain't shit She ain't shit

She ain't shit She ain't shit She ain't shit She ain't shit All the fellas say she ain't shit She ain't shit All the fellas She ain't shit

Come on She ain't shit That's a big booty in that yellow Yeah, I see you. That's a big booty, Adriella. All the ladies say, he ain't shit, he ain't shit. Say it. He ain't shit.

Ladies, he ain't shit, he ain't shit. With my twin in it. It was just her. It was hurt by herself. Just heard. For your twin, D.C., I want to see her run back up here. I can get another hug. Ah, why didn't you get another hug?

Ah, another hug. Rock! Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey. Get a young thug, get a young thug. Yeah, young thug, got a young thug. That bitch, they're shaking number thighs. That bitch shaking number thighs. Shake your ass.

You don't got much but make it fast. I say, I shake your thighs, shake your ass, say you ain't got much but shake your fans. I said, walk. Fis got a dry racer board as an ass. Why? Yep. Somebody to do me a math problem.

Let me see. Uh. Oh. Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Run. Conloat. Run. Conloat. Run. Run. Shake it. Shake it.

Shake it. Shake it. Shake it out. Shake it. Shake. Shake. Shake. Oh.

Hey. What the fuck going on? Hey, what the fuck going on? Hey, what the fuck going on? What the fuck going on? Hey, Carl. Hey, this is the 85 South Show. If you ain't looking, then you might have missed her.

And to that nigga that almost got knocked out, hey, bro. Come get your sister. Hey, if I'm South Show, the 85 South Show, the South Show, the South Show, the 85 South Show, the South Show in Columbus, Ohio. We know y'all. We know you are higher We know you cannot mistake out man Yeah

Yeah Listen Thank you for coming out, represent what the 85 South Show, we love y'all. Thank you for coming out. I need to take it to me. You don't have a good idea. How you doing? All right, man.

Come on, man. What's up? Right here, you're stuck. Oh, man. You're going to get in here. How are you up? Thank you. Andrew, Andrew.

We are taking pictures. And this What Andrew looked like? B.A.J. It's cut it out, man. Look at chicken's in. What's wrong, really? B.H.

I have to take the flash off. All right. Yeah. B.A.J. I was like that. I took a couple. Moment. Moment.

B.A. What a. How are you? That's the missus. That's the missus. That's she was used up from. That should just use up from. You got an iPhone.

He got an entry. Why we could take pictures on stage, y'all? It would look very more professional. Yeah. Did they say we couldn't take pictures up there? Yeah. Why? One more, one more, one more without me.

One more. One more. Come on. Oh, God, man. One more. What must be easy. Damn. Damn.

You're still aren't happy. We can't raise nobody. I took it all the way. What's that? What's it up? What was in motion? We can't leave everyone. Who has it?

The best we're going to do, baby. Thank you for coming out. Thank you, y'all. You have a good evening. Everyone. Hello. What's up? One more, one more.

All right, then song of them away. It's real big material. What's up, Jim? How you live? What's up, Gene? It's all good. It's all good. You know how it is.

What did he say, Batman? Tonight is the nights that we killed the Batchman. If the Batchman just so happens to show up in Columbus, I'm going to show him. I'm going to kill the man. Oh, geez, hold up, what was it? That's the way he's never getting it. Hold on, brother. Hold on.

I'll take one more real quick. We fucked up the picture, hey. You gotta take a picture, huh? You're gonna post it on the gram, and you're gonna take everybody to reach you, huh? You're gonna use a filter, huh? Oh, gee, I'll be back. You're gonna scroll through your life to see who liked it, huh?

You're gonna post that shit again, huh? You can give you a majority of the money? You're on the bitch because you didn't have a factor. That ain't juror, that for your friend, huh? You drinking gin, huh? You bought your ticket, had a seat to get in, huh? You're going to come again, huh? How you doing, second?

In your own good shopping, take your pictures, the Oscars drop it, drinking pictures. I don't want to stop me afraid. We can't be nothing about it. Thank you for coming out, brother. You have a good evening. Hey y'all ladies doing.

We're taking a group or single. We can go take it together. Okay. Hello, Mrs. Lady. You all are will. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

Wait to both flashes for. One more, one more, one more. One more, one more. Wait to both flashes off. I'm sick. I feel like you. I gave you no other than you. Ohio got the finest women, oh my God.

Ohio got the finest women, oh my God. Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. Why y'all so fine? There's just snow. Staying in the house all winter, ain't. Let's take the group? Yeah.

Jesus. Basically. Come on, I mean. Take it a lot. Hold up. We stand up straight, so. Just don't be afraid to take multiple.

Take multiple. Wait, my double chin. Maybe. Maybe. Stand still, ladies' gentlemen, please. Go up, because I see two chins. Two chins. Oh, ten.

Let your chin's up. No. By the hair of my chin-a-gen-chin It's cleft the boy chin wondered I have an older name D-Gin Do you see my double chin I got a good one

You got good one You know you're angry Thank you There's only one bad one Thank you Thank you Ladies' gentlemen Thank you

Thank you You see y'all on your stuff. Literally. That was with a good-ass hook. Literally. Hey, where y'all get out of his ass from, Ohio ladies? I'm from Maryland, but... She said, Maryland.

She's from Maryland. Sitting on a Maryland. Just took a shower. Yes, come on. You got a shower. You're first. She's from Maryland. All these ladies want to do is fill on us and take pictures.

Sitting on a Maryland. What if you want to do? Put your tities out. Go ahead. Turn up. Grown as hell. Put your tithes out. Yeah. Put tithes out. One more, one more. One more. One more, one more. I thought it was something behind me. I don't play. I'm playing no game. I love iPhone. They just take perfect mix. How are you? Thank you.

Hey, what's up? You got to be a niggins. I'm a little. How you're doing, man? Ladies, let you just left for me, please. Lady. You're gonna? Thank you, ma'am.

You're gonna? Yeah. You just look like you got niggas all over. It's a little going. It's a little going. So, listen, I was at the fucking phone. Season one for the love of Candace.

And I'm like 85 times, but I'm like, goddeme, how many times? See? Thank you for coming. And now, look at your stuff. Wait, do you have a good night. See y'all there? What are you talking about? Damn, they clone these, niggins.

Y'all look like characters on the Cleveland show. Look, this nigga look exactly like this crazy. Ah, that's when he gained weight, lose it. That ain't look like characters off the Cleveland show. It's hilarious. Y'all are babies me with my fuck and in the

peedless, yo. We in Ohio. Y'all should just go places and fuck with people. Did you just come in here? No. Y'all think they look just like that she's weird and fuck. You got sisters? You should have had 11 kids.

It was one getting out of my friends. They're ever. Yeah. You should have happened. You should have had. You should have a little. Hey man, you know how much you gotta feed your son for him to look exactly like you? Yeah, I'm gonna.

All right, y'all, y'all be swing. Great show. Great shows. Appreciate it. Thank you. Y'all keep doing. Appreciate it, man. Appreciate y'all.

I appreciate y'all. I'll take you. Y'all. I got to go to Vegas. I got to this side. Yeah, I'll get this side, y'all. Because this is a good site. This is the 85-7-U-Lay.

This is the 8. 85 south away. You think we are coming to the Apollo B. The world famous Apollo theater where dreams are born and legends are made is proud to present it's showtime at the Apollo. Hey you don't think of like 10 days beat 10 days be I'm saying what's the day? I told what 20th? Harlem. Pallon B.

No, Fahillian. 12th Street, B. You already know what it is going down. No, York. Make sure you get those tickets, man. The 85 South Shore is coming to the Apollo. We're gonna be at the Apollo, nigger. You already know what time deals.

Your beach ass, I'm gonna kick in. PURP. PURP. PURP Tickets. We'll see you up there. Purple Tops. Purple Tops. P.

EIP NECD. TIP. Get in here. I'm scared in here when this shit happened. Yeah, we weren't worried about this. Yeah, we weren't worried about this. He definitely wasn't worried about it. They could just be in the moment.

There's something wrong with it for real. It'll be alright. No, for real. What up, Craig? What I tell you? Didn't I tell you? I told you before we went out there what it was going to be, man. Just another display of verbal magnificence.

You hear that? Yep. It's what they're real. Magnificance. Excellent. Extravity. Yeah. That's what it is.

It's what it is. It's what it's going to be. You wasn't going to turn it up. Yeah, turn it down. Yeah, turn it. You turn it off. Yeah, we'll turn it off. Yeah, we don't worry about it, that.

You got to get the crazy thing out of this. Crazy, man. You got the crazy thing out of this. I can't give it a little. All right. We got an iPhone chart. No, car. No.

I don't got no charge. I'm like, man. He was all right. He's a trip. He wanted a man that act crazy. And he would dump him on that he. in head, because he's tripping, all that buggy shit, and he'll be like, soon he was bull,

niggum, I'm like, oh, boy, you're tripped dang. He didn't mean, man, boy, y'all tell his ass, all that sell you shit. I'm going to get his damn set back down the road, boy, you know, damn seven years. They don't have any of that. Not playing like that. He did seven years, he probably did some shit,

like you got caught with another nigga dope. Right. You know, I'm talking about it. You know what I'm talking. Yeah, for what I like that on the inside. Probably the world trying to make play crazy, but you know, you know what they've been pout these On the head side.

Yeah, we got dog on his head doing this shit, the neighbor. One bull with the guy, his ass, school. Oh, come here. This nigga. Who? Dad, going down. That why, when he did that shit the first time, I said, Dad, I'm not to fight you really.

You fuck at me one time. I'm going to knock you out of time. I'm going to kick you dead in with the face. My nigga. Hey, dude. Hey, dear. Hey, dude. Hey, sir.

You play out so? Yeah, there, there. Oh, so, man. Those other light skin, niggas. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's the way?

You said, why you know, backwoods had, yeah, man. That was a live-ass show. No, I was. I'm tired of saying this every night, but, you know. We have a lot of great shows. That was a lot of bad show. The vibe in every city is different, so that just determined the whole show.

That was a live-ass. That was a live-ass. That was all. We really did, like, it was just, this was crazy because he was really, like, just, everything we were thinking just building jokes the whole time. Mm-hmm. Level, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, every direction, man. Man, man, you were dead there, girl. Man, man, it was so much.

It was something. It was, oh, you said it. I can't remember what you fucking. You said it. Oh, fuck. You were damn, real. Oh, shit. What did you say, bro?

He said a lot. He said some, bro. What was that one? I got the hog. I got the hog. It was something right before that. It was something right before that. It was a lot of shit, though.

It was a song right before that. Boy, that girl looked crazy's here. Oh, man, he said, it's something I was like, damn, though, man. Oh, look. Oh, look, it comes back to him. I'm talking around.

I feel like it. I did he like it. I said, oh, that you do you see it. He said. He said. You said, it was somebody in the crowd. What you say? Oh, that's what you said.

You said that bitch got a bullfucking fatty pack over her poop with me. That was fucking his name. Did that, what that wasn't a one? That wasn't the one. It was on the other side. It was a dozen. It was a dozen. Chris, how was the show?

It was amazing. I don't want to go. Hey, y'all. Okay, I don't hear, though. Good shit, y'all. How was it? It was awesome. Dope.

I laughed a lot. I laughed a lot. It was gone. It was crazy. Bruh. You all were crazy. Bruh. You know, you're gonna switch.

It's a charter. That's shit. We got a water chart. Right there. That's your phone, fellas. My dog. You fuck with it. Yes, sir.

That's all we do it, man. We just sprayed. I got you. Even when it ain't Christmas. My man, that ain't well, he ain't. Oh, no problem. We're just spraying Christmas love and shit. Want some water?

I ain't get, no. They're weak as fuck, bro. The paper like there, boy. I hate when they like that. Have a seat, man, lady. You got to jump. Go ahead. Got to have something like that.

Yeah, yeah. There ain't no grip on them, yeah. It's manly. That's in too woman. This shit came on. I thought to get this in the head. Motherfucking old drink before you get me. No, no.

I didn't have killed in the day. I beat this. I think it was the last water. It is. It is. It's not the last water. He found it. He found in that seat.

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