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Because Nora used to get on every fucking down-south rap of shit, bro. That's true. So when niggins saw that Norris fuck with it like that, They started fucking with him hard. What about when Jay-Z got with Juven? That was, niggas was like, huh? It didn't make sense. It didn't.

I ain't hear that one. You don't remember that when he was on hard? I ain't hear the remit. They played the hell out of that. They played the shit out of that, motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. That ain't it.

I probably didn't know who he was, but I heard it. I mean, I might have heard it. First rapper from New York that I heard somebody bumping was big. Oh, it was 148 and a half. It was a big black fat dude. Because, see, niggas always fucked with Biggie. Because this at a time where, like, new music just premiered on TV. You know what I'm saying?

You would probably see the video before you ever heard the song. That's why you fucking with Biggie. You wonder why you keep handling that here. Need that dopamine. What is there? Could be working in. You could be spinning on cocaine. Yeah.

You got to have some vices, bro. Yeah, man. Keep yourself level. Biggie was the first one. You know, outside of the Ron DMC's and the Cool Modis. Probably Curtis Blow there. Probably. if you're gonna say the first one then my mama told me with ron dm t you listening to my

mama told me with l l l l l coo jay for her she said she said i ain't really like rap me until l l l l l coo jay took his shirt on i was like what well that was laid on okay yeah she said she said she was like he wasn't the young nigger for the young nigga right he was like those who's boy NBA young boy type shit so when he came talking about his shoes he was like he was calling them niggins old he was a fuck the thing talking about it. I'm gonna hear that shit. I'm my radio, nigger. I'm bad. I'm better than all of y'all. Y'all, nigga. I'll knock you out, bitch. Come on, I'm living in a punch.

Ain't like your own food. I'd knock niggas out, nigger. Making sure you're gonna try to battle me no more. Y'all, grab, if you're rapping about shoes and shit, niggas, niggas, I knock your ass out. Come on, man. Hell that cool, Jay. Nigga, I took that shit for granted. We was in, uh, doing the BETT shit. It was so many people went crazy. when LL came through that motherfucker.

I was like, this nigga real little legend. He got the TV show and shit. Oh, yeah. In the house? Well, no, I'm talking about some CSI and all that shit. Oh, I ain't even, I ain't even think about that. Yeah, that shit way bigger than damn than anything he did. The nigga than did it, a hundred movies.

Yeah, 100 movies. That CSI shit is like major, nigga, like. This nigga been major since like 82, bro. Real shit. He's been on their ass since then. Yeah, he had a movie then. What was that shit? Fresh Groove? No, what's the shit?

Yeah, it is. First Groo. Yeah. That deep blue sea. Deep Blue Sea? Mm-hmm. Halloween? Yeah, Halloween.

Any given it Sunday. What's the shit? Where is he played that nigga God? Yeah. And too deep. Yeah. He got a whole bunch of them, bro. You ain't no class.

You ain't no cop, Jay Reid. You ain't no cop. No, Jay Reid. You ain't no cop. Yes, he was. They were breaking in hard. DJ screw's shoulders his ass on this part. Let me get my horn back, J.O. in.

Appreciate you. I take that charger back, too. I got that. Got to know that. I ain't going to remind you. Yeah, I'm going to tell you. Man, did I leave my charter? Yeah, you probably did.

Hey, man. What charger? Won't see no charges. You talking about my new charger? Right. Well, old, oh. Look at my initials. Yeah, but it wasn't on that place.

That's only because I ain't ruined my name for him yet. Fuck with all the old shit, like thriller and bad. And I was little Billy Jean was like my shit though. Rock with you, all that shit. Brum. Way you make me feel. Where you make me feel. Oh, my other shit keep it in the closet though, niggins.

Oh yeah. Because that's when Mike went full Puerto Rican on those niggins. Man, that nigga was gazed on that bitch, bruh. That nigga had the motherfucking stuff. had the motherfucking scarf belt in the desert with Naomi camera in the drop top dancer in black and white this one this niggins just dropped like three videos back-to-back like it'll be Michael Jackson for like 30 minutes no commercials and shit they play the whole shit and you know Mike

make movies when he make a video yeah yeah he the reason TV is he's running from like a video made the song for other than that the song ain't talking about shit man come on man cut the moment it's a holly song what is it's a Halloween Yeah, he's talking about, real, real, real, all right, bro. He's talking about, like, when you're being loved, how scary it is. Yeah, cool. Cut this shit off. It's deep.

Hey, Mike got another old Mike that I fuck with. Later in my life. Oh, yeah, he was saying the video make you appreciate it. He was crazy. He fought around him, and the bitch heard about him before that one. Mike joined by Mike before he did later in my life. Look, I like LeBron better, but Michael Jordan better. Yeah, I like LeBron better.

but Michael Jones, but when they show how like it's like you can't deny that shit that whole doing it. He has a perfect offensive game. Yeah, like, bro, this nigga. It's perfect. Ain't nothing he can't do.

Unless he ain't never lost like y'all folks. He lost. He just didn't losing the finals. That's what I'm talking about. He ain't ever lost. That's all that is what it is. Losing before the finals, that ain't good.

Yeah, but if you had to really, it wasn't even about the stats or whatever the wins. If you really watched that nigga while it was happening, that shit was like magic. It was magical to watch this nigga to play basketball.

I don't think they... The bride is like, oh my God, this is a big-ass nigga doing crazy shit. All right, boom. But this nigga, like watching that shit,

like, whoa, you just knew I think you can't fully enjoy the shit if you got to compare motherfucker. You can't. Like, niggies can be

all great. All great. I appreciated magic after I started watching that way any time. I don't like, I ain't know how old. Oh, no,

magic was a... He would like this. I would have been. I would have been a Lakers fan if I grew up going on your ass, too, though. Not just passing his, he'll drop 30 on your ass. He was like that, though. Magic was one of them niggins that you put in the game, and he'd run the whole game. Yeah.

Just like I said Thomas. I said Thomas a dog. He just don't get the credit that he deserved. Thomas was kicking everybody ass. Clack Trisler was a dog, too. I said, Thomas was kicking everybody ass, though. And he has a dope-ass family. He would beat Mike.

He would beat Larry Bird. He would be beating all the men. And he would be smaller than all of them, nigg. He would beat all of the nests. He would beat all of the nests. He was about 5-10 for every level. Isaiah Thomas. Magic were eating a lot of pusher in that winning time.

He was. He was going crazy in the morning time. Fucking a lot of them. Soon they do a lay-up, the nuk, wiping in the little. If they took the time to shoot that shit on camera, that mean he was really, really doing that. No, he was out there. They said halve-time, that nigger. Go eat some pussy.

He had the right coach, too, though. And the owner, all that. That went together. That winn's dope. Yeah, well. That was a... They rushed it last after that, but they're like, they could have kept that shit going. that shit gone.

Yeah. People be don't be like that shit little more. It'd be too real sometime, man. They gotta take it. I remember that shit that was on ESPN about the football shit

and it was like about the NFL. What was that shit called, man? And it was a nigga that was just like Michael Urban on there. And the linebacker just like Lawrence Taylor.

Damn, what was that? She's not ballers. It was something like back in the day? It was like, yeah, late 90s, early 2000. It was like... It was around 05.

It was on one season and it was like that shit was too close. It was a nigga that went and did cocaine at halftime and shit. And it was like that's what a L-T on. I know what you're talking about this.

Come on FX and some shit. Nah, that's, I want to say that shit was on, um, maybe HBO or ESPN, I don't know. I can't remember. Not first in ten. Playmakers? Playmakers. Yep.

Yeah. Playmakers. And that's the old shit with O.J. Stinson and all this. Yeah, I looked it up. That was a good shit. That was a good show of me. Yeah, I had to find that out. I don't remember that shit.

But I didn't know that. I appreciate it because I should was going to kill. Well, you was you born? me? Yeah. Born in 81. No, you wasn't. This niggins. This niggins.

He's so funny. I've been around. I'm not in a little nigger I'm a nigga. I've been around. Bro, we asked, like, they had like a little thing about who you're bringing back.

So he picked Whitney Houston, Tupac, and Michael Jackson. I said, I would just switch Whitney out and put a live. He said, that's a young nigga answer. Oh, my, what? Tell us what else he say, though. He didn't hear rock.

He ain't heard her a song that if she died. Rock with you I said Rock the boat I said Rock the boat had just came out She was in a prom doing movie Like I never heard it So she died

No I heard the song Rock the boat When she died for real When they said she was shooting it I had never heard the song Then they played Because the video came out After she died

You write about that Yeah and that was the first time They played This first time I heard it Me and a lot of other people Nigger that shit had us fucked up Yeah, Leo Yeah

Leah Yeah Yeah I was fucked up She didn't fucking With her Bro Whitney Houston Had did everything She was gonna do

But in the chat, you put, Whitney Houston, Smokecrack or something in that shit. You were wrong for that. Who? You? I mean, shut your ass. You were wrong for that. He said that. He didn't have to say that.

He didn't have to say that. He didn't have to say that. He's lying his ass off. You're wrong for that. But Whitney Houston, who that? Who I said? Tupac. Tupac and Michael Jackson.

And Michael Jackson, yeah. I would say Tupac, because Tupac was stealing in their prime. Like, that n'n't they were doing movies. Bro, when you realize certain people, age, like, this nigga did all that. Didn't that? Biggie rap better, though. So I ought to buy him back. Lyrically, like, yeah,

lyrically, if you want lyrics. Yeah, that's what I want a song. That's literally what I'm listening to music for. No, I'm saying, who make better music? I like Biggie's songs better. Tupac make better music, bro. I guess so. That when they keep your head up, beat drop.

Do no, no, no, do no, do no, no. Tupac can be fucked with, nigga. One more chance. One more chance to get that same feeling. Huh? One more change to give you that same feeling. Du-r-ro-d-d-oh, come on now. You don't fuck out there, that's the same feeling, bro.

Both of them things is great to me. Yeah, yeah. I got a bigger Tupac mix. What, like a picture? No, the fucking playlist. I playlists. Oh, all that shit together. You let them go.

Both of them nicks are great. They're a different kind of great, though. That is right. You know what? Biggie song don't get the credit? Damn, what's that song when he played, let a little boy playing him. Sky's the limit.

Sky's the limit. That's my shit. I was listening at the other day. Guy's the limit. And they'll be telling stories too, though, so he's a good storytelling. Who do you think make better music now? Out of who? Right now, just pured, who's out here?

Just make the best music. I think future make the best music personally. That's just me. But I'm saying. It's different. And it depends what you listen to music for. Some people listen to music with different shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Lyrics. If you going out, I just like music. You got to hear future. I don't really look for, I don't care about lyrics. I like the music. I need my, music is for my car. If you...

Like, I need the good music for my car. I don't get aware. I listen to interviews in the car. Did you say something crazy for a long ride? Yeah, that keep you up. You say something crazy. I put an interview on a lot of fucking ride through. Contrarious.

Yeah, you're a contrarian, nigga. He's a contrarian-ass nigga. You's a contrarian. This is the one to believe Michael Jackson told. No, this ain't the only time I'm talking about. I'm with you on this. You know what I'm saying? So you don't think he had a deep, wasn't he?

I think I'm with him that nigga be lying, but I think he had deep one person told the truth. Y'all just gonna just completely skip over the fact that he was a whole crib. I ain't, I'm being, I told him the nigga. What if they were talking about, like, what was his, like, his affiliation name? Because I always, in my mind, when I think about it, they'd be like, that's O.G. Moonwalk, Cug. O.G. Moonwalk. But ain't that the same outfit from the B.D. video type thing where you never know like we don't know if they can show me like some

video like they got a lot of video on michael some pictures of something i believe but they well they don't have no footage of mike crippling here's michael jackson and the crippling here at the cookout throwing up seas with his big homies not they got it though bro i would need this before this before a i this is why we'll probably never see the picture because the nigger who got the picture probably got locked up for life they pictures is put up in a shoebox under the bed at his sister house somewhere put up in the attic and he that's his prized possession he in jail telling him we're trying to get my sister sitting the picture now this the picture everybody been sure yeah that i know that's that video is what i'm saying

yeah that's the one that nigger didn't know when he got light them pictures was going to be something good huh i don't know yeah what it is i didn't grow up with him he's from chicago he didn't grow up with him who for chicago Mike right from gary yeah he ain't but 24 minutes from Chicago, same amount of Decatur. Literally, you can be at your hotel downtown Chicago. So he should have been a GD around that time. If you're doing the time, he would be a GD. He might be.

Yeah. Nah, he's older, like Wayne. No, he was 11 years old, so his brothers would have been persuaded by all that GD. No, I'm saying, he could be, he got, he got, he got, this is what the story. He got initiated. He don't nobody know what Tito was. He was 28 when he got initiated. There might have been what caused him.

to go solo. He might have been the only Crip in the family. Bam. Might have been really been gang shit. What? What you mean? Him Janet and Latoya, they was Crip. But the whole family, that's why the niggas is like, I'm going to solo. Everybody else?

That's why he said it makes me want to scream. Him and Janet. They were talking about family dental. They was talking, it was really some cold and shit, dude. It wasn't nobody else invited, bro. That's real.

They went to snuck off did a whole little project. That million dollar project? It was more than that. That's just how much Mike told him he spent. He probably did it for three years. That thing you spent some money on some video, boy. They didn't spend money on everything. That nigga bought everything.

I think that video still wanted the highest video. All right, well, if he was gripping, then he did a whole bunch of... Mike bought a monkey. That nigga bought a nigger. But that's how you know he was a real thing. That's how you know he was a real gangster because he bought a monkey and he didn't need no help with it. This is a fucking dangerous animal. And this nigga is taking him to do interviews.

He got him on his neck and shit, a whole monkey. And the monkey never felt like he was in danger or something like that. Mike knew this sign language, where that's this clip. Mike doing an interview, motherfucking bubbles jumping around. Mike looked at the niggin did like this and bubbles set the fuck down. Oh, I saw that. That was hard. Mm-hmm.

Who taught him that? Hey man, if you feed an animal, you give me, I mean. You train it. If you wanted to give them the food, stop feeding them. I bet you can't train it. But that ain't even the baddest animal this nigga had, bro. They had traps.

Yeah. He bought everything. Buffalo and all kind of ostriches and shit. That nigga bought Webster. Remember that? They was, I thought they was just real life friend. Nah, man, it was on his lap. My homeboy ain't never sat on my lap.

It was around the same age. It was about 28 years old, man. This niggas. You're still treating the niggins like a little boy as to you. Like, come here. This thing had one. It looked just like a little brother. Like, Mike, I'm a man.

Look me don't! Hey, man, when we get around the hose, stop picking me up. Stop picking me up around the holes, dog. I got a punner named BL. He got a picture in Michael Jackson lap. Oh, one time for BL, man. That's dumb. That's crazy.

I got it. I was in Florida, and BL called Roy Jones to send it to get a nigger to drive me back to Atlanta so I could be here on time. Who that? Yeah. Roy Jones. Yeah, you know, down in Pensacola and shit. Yeah. They drove me all the way back so I could be here early in the morning.

Yeah, that was some real shit. That's how I was introduced to BL. That BL right now. Oh, shit. Oh, damn, yeah, I've seen it. Oh, I think he'd have posted it before. Crazy. Well, got a real picture with Michael Jackson in their lap.

Yeah, he was the baby, though, at least Emmanuel Lewis. That nigga had a job, he was already getting money and shit. I'm hired, I just know. Jay, we ain't got us in here with some techno music playing. Yeah, he's on some vampire shit, it's Blade 3. Felt like a nigga playing with that shit, oh. Street fighters. What that shit you go out and do with a group?

Yeah, goddamn laden tag. Lazy tag. That shit you do with a group. Nah, I had too. He probably lived, because I'm sitting there. I was just, I put the blood out and I'm like, this music too fast for me. I ain't put on some Anita Baker rap.

Jay-O-Win on his 20-25, shit on you niggins, man. I ain't know. I guess he left that pimping in 2020. You ain't told him. You ain't told him. He ain't told him. He heard me, see? I sent it telekinesis.

He ain't played a pippin yet. Yeah. He's cold. Oh, he pimping different in 25, nix. He pimping the white hole. Play that pender. You know what I'm saying? You go to the jail for that.

That's true. They get your life sentence with him from white holes. Yeah. At least seven to 80 a year. Hell yeah. Don't matter with no humans, man. Yeah, fuck that. Don't fuck with them humans.

Yeah, I'll check out that new little babies? I ain't listen to that. You listen to it? I'm a bunch of little baby shit. I'm still listening to the old shit. Yeah. He'll be rapping his ass. That's all, man.

I ain't heard this. It's just going to be one of them things that it's just going to take a little minute to hit. But it's going to hit. What's his single? I don't know. You got that thud feature on this. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fugging on.

Oh, Wham? Nah, said it wasn't shooting in the chat. What? Yeah, that's what you said, man. Come on, man. You got to lead a chat with it, man. You all got a check. Yeah, man.

Yeah, man, Nav and now. I pull it up. Let me put it up. I pull it up. Boy, you ain't shit. Yeah, now, I ain't heard of yet, but according to now. That thing, if he don't do nothing, he's going to lie on me, man. He ain't going to lie to me, man.

Now the funniest comedian now here, but in that chat. What do you say? A baby, I'm going to say, what did you say, went to all that or something? I ain't heard of yet. I'm not sure that. I'm not listening to. If you pull my phone up right now, that shit queued up. That's what I listen to in the car.

Why you say you ain't like it then? He lying, bro. You know how he do. So long to pull it up? Nah, I hadn't been... Oh, that was so much like, lady. I know why I said. Oh, no, do for a win.

It's a cued up. Yeah, they're going to get it. Yeah. That jump bumping. Yeah, that's true. I like this stuff. You know, the kids will turn you on to some people that you ain't, like the ride way.

You got to go listen to her in the club. Yeah, that one's saying. You don't listen to that little baby in the club. Let's see how I go, yeah. And that's how you're going to hear it. You're not going to hear it. You're not going to hear it in your go in the mad sitting here. Citties make every song sound like a little bit of a little bit.

Talk your shit. So it's difficult to say. Go down in the Magic City. You got good sound system in there. I heard that bad, bad, bad in there. I was like, hmm. All the thug that thug album. Yeah, that thug and a little band.

Man, that thing were going off in Magic. No shit back. I was in that motherfucker early, you know, Gooch used to come in that bitch with a CD and give it to boo and he'll play, you know what I'm saying? He just recorded, sit down, roll up about 45 blunts. Yeah. Just listen to his shit in there the whole time.

Let a chick throw money. Yeah, it'd be about 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, one can listen to this shit. That was a different era then, though. Mm-hmm.

What? Niggas a hustle. They didn't go out, let DJs play that music, and then, you know, see how the streets feel. Yeah. I mean, he just put that shit on. He was on at this time, though. Yeah.

He still wanted to see what the streets feel. Yeah. It was about 15, 16, yeah. He got up in 13, so we got it. But still, they want to see the streets. See what the streets. He got my 13. Yeah, 13, yeah, he would be...

Everything that happened prior to 13 was a fool. Yeah, because 13, he got locked up, too. He got only 13. We had just shot that move with his spot. And we've been out here in these streets for a long time. Oh, yeah, man. We've been in these streets a long time. When we were in these streets, they wasn't in these street.

No, no, I remember one time, man, Carl over. He been in these streets a long time. I mean, we went somewhere. I took you somewhere, Tallahassee. And I told you, say you. name was, I think it was somebody else name on the flyer. With Tallahassee. He made you be another nigger.

That's crazy. Yeah, I said, hey man, don't tell him, Carlos. Just get the money. We was in Tallahassee, Florida. Damn. I said, just get the money. Another nigger didn't show up? Or he went before?

No, it's because I canceled the other nigger. Uh-uh. I canceled the other nigger and brought him. Who's where? I ain't mentioned the other nigger name, but that would happen. Oh, you know who it is? Yeah, definitely. We know who it is, but I took it.

I took the nigger off and put Carlos on it. It was about when he first started with him. And he was like, where is such a guy? I said, he's right here. Carlos standing. He right here? Tano went up there and killed that joke. It was like, hey, man, I ain't no damn here.

I'm Carlos. Fuck that, nigga. We got on that idea, man. Down to town, that's there, top flight. Top flight, okay. Top flight down there. Marvin, I'm probably were hosting. Marvin.

He still is. He's still doing it. Yeah, Marlum hosting it. Yeah, you know they used to have other hosts at first. Yeah. Oh, Marvin. There was something I've been Marvin. Yeah, but I'm saying, I remember, no,

Dudu took me down now. Yeah, Marvin. Yeah, Margo. Dood Brown did host him for a minute. I remember, that's what I'm trying to think. I remember somebody else hosting for a second, but it was Marvin's room, but I just remember somebody else hosting or something. Top flight, they want you dressed up, man.

Yeah, that shit funny. Well, they'll do you like a, back in the day. You have to stand out back like the Casablanca, one of them clubs that you couldn't get in, cotton club or something. You stand out, wait till you get it, and they call you up, and then you come out, you're going to see me some chicken and some french fries outside. Outside. So you say dressed up, niggia, weighing hard bottoms in there, bro. You were the comedian. No dream.

You put on some hard bottom? Oh, god damn. My fault. You'd think a nigga was lying the way this shit fell off. He will. Oh, shit. Hold on. Cut.

Y'all gonna kill somebody. What fell? The picture frame? Well, this went and it was the goddamn... Oh, it was just hanging up. Yeah, I'm gonna lay that down. Do I got time to take a piss, ma'am? Yeah, go ahead.

Oh, okay. Oh, shit, my man. I think that wall don't reach this capacity. Yeah, it would. Dead die. The hook, yeah. The hook, yeah. Oh, no, it's in there with his turn.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He knew it. He knew it. Deep it out. Yeah. I knew it. It's going to be gone. Last time I'm about to fix this goddamn thing. Oh, they said it wasn't in the shot.

Yeah, I saw that. They said because he was Quincy Jones' daughter or something? Yeah. Yeah. Now, that would I don't believe. Man, William Miller. Niggas, that dance, bro, I'm telling you. Yeah, that dance and shit.

They be having a different type of energy. Cardio crazy. Mm-hmm. Somebody got to break that fight up, bro. Smoking cigarette. Like to knock your head up. Beep, plip, plip, plip. A thousand knots on your shit.

Crime if you want to. That's all I'm saying. You see ain't nobody to never try him. He grew up getting beat up too. So look, why him and Prince couldn't get on the Sunday? Prince couldn't get on the same page. The Prince thought he was gay. Thought Mike was gay. Straight up.

End the story. That's pretty much what Prince said. Prince said. You wanted him to be on. The beating video. Bad. Yeah, bad, okay. He was like,

Yeah, you know. Come on. It's me and you. Who are you talking about? I saw that, I saw that shit. But so that's the only reason he probably. ain't really had no. Your buddy's mind is crazy.

Competition, man. Because he could play instruments and shit like that. They ain't writing no music. They just like that. But Mike was an entertainer, though, dog. Yeah. They talk about that James Brown, Prince, and Mike. You know, that little thing when they were going to stage all of them?

They talk about that. They talk about how Prince didn't want to go up. Yeah, Prince said, I'm going to up on my guitar. They talk about how he bombed. They were like, that's what they were talking about, like, how Prince didn't do his, like, it was one show in particular where Prince didn't do well. They started off like that.

And they told him, man, he almost flipped a pole down even. You know, he pulled the pole down when he left. When he left, he thought the pole was stuck. When he grabbed that bitch fell down. It was like a light pole. He thought he could swing around. He was embarrassed. Yeah.

And they threw his glove. They were like, when Prince threw his glove in the crowd, they threw it back at him. I had never saw it then when I watched it. Oh, it did fly back at him. The glove flew back at him. Motherfucker. They don't throw me your goddamn glove, nigga.

They threw it back. Man, I'm going to pull her. No, like, me when I used to watch the Michael Jackson family dream move, I watched the whole move. I'm like, bro, even the nigga who played Michael Jackson in that. Like, nigga, you know how talented you got to be to play Michael Jackson, When Jason Weaver played Michael Jackson.

Yeah, when he was a child. That's a talented dad nigga anyway. The nigga that was doing the shit on Broadway, I think he's doing the movie that's coming out. Yeah. Yeah, that's the son he got with Jermaine and Tito wife. That's the son. The son that's playing Mike is the son that Jermaine got with Randi wife.

What? Yeah, they got the same baby mama. Two brothers got the same baby mama. That's the son. The son that Jermaine got with Randi wife is the boy that So that's your stepson, nephew. Step few. Step few.

That's crazy. That's your brother's love right there, bro. Hey, Uncle, Daddy. You want to have, look. Hey, Uncle Daddy, Daddy, Uncle. Did your brother bring a bitch home so bad? You were like, nigh, I married her. And they throw it back. Bro, I got kids, well, I still do it.

And then the nigga actually do it and have this on me. They do that. They do that. I thought it was a terrible performance too. See, there's the stories they got to have come out like, niggas, they never know. They got to put it on a good show. This is a good show, niggins? Yeah, that one I'm saying, I don't want to go searching for the shit all the turn,

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They don't wait, though. Cocaine hit. That's the midway through the show. Before the first conversion, they hit the cocaine. 85. Right, not. Until. Until.

Okay. Top on grease, not on heads. You got to watch the commercial. On Breece, not on hands. Oh, does that motherfucker come back. They start with them highlight. Whew. Ooh, yeah, they get your ad, bro.

They put jacket edge. That's a Netflix special. The Jacket is, didn't care. Then the cocaine hit. They were promoting their... They said Jacket and promoted there. Watch party for their. There ain't you.

But they unsung? Unsung. A Huntson walk party is crazy as hell. That's a TV movie, nigger. We did karaoke and everything, man. Bro. That's crazy, though, anyway, though. Unsong started off, it would show people like,

maybe it's the drama in the band who stopped doing certain shit. Then they just start showing niggas like, goddamn they had Montel joint. Now he'll preachin. Like, God, damn. Nicks who's still living and their kids could see this shit. I was on the plane with Montel Jordan,

that nigga had his hat on the whole time, like the big-ass hat. Like the camera. I would like, take that. Why are you riding on the plane with that big ass hat? Hey, you know somebody, niggas that, uh,

Ray Cash. I used to fuck with Ray Cash music. When we were thinking about Unsung, I was thinking about people that probably that I fought with that could have been on them. You think he could have been on them? He didn't seem to most shit out.

Oh. Yeah, I fought with the music, though. Bumping mind music. She a bad bitch. I think I love her. She a G. Gangster there in a motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, he has some hits.

Still to come, maybe. Might get on some. Who know? Get you back on track. They got seasons. They really don't put rap niggas on there, though. That's true. We need to be I see.

Rap, niggas, get mad too quick. Farm, these, nigger, stories be crazy, though. Then, three months before he's supposed to come on. before he's supposed to come out yeah yeah yeah yeah he got some hits no about know with him wobble baby wobble baby he got the other one too to get silly thing yeah yeah yeah oh nigga hurricane chris nigger sleep on he had hits boy he had a nice run yeah he had a hell of a life love was uh that's how love was rocker what that shit player rock yeah that's it yeah young L.A yeah damn L.A

him an alley boy dropping shit now oh man that's just That's great. This shit, I never saw that too. I know you're supposed to hate a nigga, but I don't know how I could ever forgive it. Forget that. You beat me up on top of man. There ain't no, ain't no song.

Ain't no beat a line. Now, I got the perfect beat for a now. I'm going to beat your ass first. I got a beat for you, Nick. I got to beat this time. I got to beat you a back on. I feel like we, I feel like it can go. We can make a lot of money.

But you got to take this ass. And that was back when niggas wasn't getting beat up on camera. Like that shit was just like, yeah. Yeah, that shit was in Atlanta. Niggas was not getting beat up camera right there. He was just on the radio station Tyler. Oh, yeah. They called me said, they gotta come off your face.

I rock with L.A., man. I just, boy, I was, I would hurt when I seen that little video. He was beating him up. Man, he was beating him up. You ain't on a L. Roy, you. I want a L.R.A.U. I want a L. You.

I know L.A. L.A. I just shook his hand two months ago, man. Damn, he got beat up on that video. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, it's how Alley boy did it. Niggins sitting down down, they're showing him off an apartment, like he's in the bottom motherfucker. Hey, hey, you ain't ordinary, bro. You ain't ordinary. That was a famous last word.

That was fucked up. Yeah. That was back then, like. The era of Atlanta music was just, like, getting to the point where, like, damn, like, everything that nigger dropped it was going crazy. Going tough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, you know, it was real tough when I kind of first came out here. It was named Quarney Cash. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, that nigga was tough. Quarney Cah was hot. Yeah. He had got locked up.

He out now, though. Yeah, he out. But that jail turned, boy. It'll do it. What always happened when you're about to blow with the music? You gotta go sit down. You gotta make a few dollars though before you goddamn really sit down.

Yeah. The only nigga who it didn't expect in Atlanta was Tilt. When he got locked up, that thing came back even harder. Every time. I said every time. I was like, this nigga invincible. Anybody else?

That jail term, it was a rap. Yeah, he got locked up to ease. I remember when they locked his ass up on the way back from getting out, they locked him back up then. back up then. Lock this ass back up, man. He didn't go to another jail. My dog got trained.

He thought he was getting transported. He thought he was getting transported. Right back to the slammer, man. Damn, bro. He was one of the only thing that the street's waited on. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Coming straight out to a concert is crazy. It went away.

That goddamn, it kind of, kind of... Goocha came out and dropped some shit. Yeah. Yeah, Gucci right on them. Both time. Yeah. That first time for show, though. First time for show, he went crazy. He always go crazy when we get out.

He's chilling now. Oh, yeah, that nigga, yeah, he's finished. He just trying to put other people on. Yeah, he done. Goochie, he's done with all that. Yeah. Yeah, spend that money, man. Yeah.

Good while. I can't think of nobody else who really got down went to jail and came back. But, see, everybody went to jail for a little bit. But, like, prison, though. Like a prison center? Yeah, prison centers. That would knock you off a little bit.

Tupac was the first nigga to show these nigga how to do it, though. Fair. Man, that nigga ain't dropped shit. Nick drop TikTok videos. You got out and start twerking. I saw that one. Doing some of me, I swear to God. I swear to God, yeah, yeah.

I don't know what it was up. He was the bobby dance or something. It was something else. It was some type of dance. He named it or whatever. I don't know. I ain't seen him do nothing since he got it. Yeah.

It was like immediately after he got out. I know exactly what he was talking about. He was like a week after. I was waiting on the song to come on. He's got on. He's a nigga that just like... He did. He did.

He did. But he was twirking, man. But he was twirking, man. You can two-step and jig a little bit, but when you did, your two-step and start four-stepping and... You can't tell a nigger how many steps to do that. Yeah, but that ain't do that. But when he just said he liked his head.

I do a lot of step, but I don't pop my back and all that. You do a lot of steps? I do a lot of steps. I do a lot of step like a motherfucker. I ain't going to go to throw in that ass in a circle like Bobby Smurler. That's what I'm not going to do. Not throwing that ass in a cycle. Never done it.

That was a bad call for somebody to say Bible Shmurter. Oh yeah. Got out of jail? They make it out. Take off. You went to prison? All set. Offset. Offset. My bad. All set. R.P. Take off. All set, though. All set. He was in jail when they first had took off. Then he got them. Yeah. Who was it? Offset. What you said first? I said take off. All right. I meant. I'll see. That's what I'm saying. Somebody got to be locked up for the group to make. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shine.

Yeah, right before you blow, you gotta go to jail for it. Yeah, Sean didn't drop shit when he got out. That nigga was trying to get away. He didn't give a fuck no more. He had to go back. He couldn't be here. He can't record. He got to drop him over there.

He didn't want to rap no more. Niggas. He had to go do all that time for some shit he didn't do. That was a lot. Fuck you gonna rap about. He'll probably bid a fuck rap. Right. Probably said fuck rap every day.

Yeah, man. We're about to bust some freestyle. You want to rap. Man, fuck rap. No. Like your prime minister, nigga. Oh, gee, let me hit some. Mm-hmm.

Not today, bro. I ain't for that shit, man. You know somebody made that nigga rap in jail. Oh, gee, these young niggas don't know about you, man. Come let them hit some. Ah, man, I don't fuck with that music no more, bro. Fucking no rap, nigg. No rap.

Me, this the real shit. Hey, if any nigga want to talk to me about some music, be a singer or a producer, though. I ain't fucking with no rap. No rapper. Christmas rapping fucking selling rap

none of that rap shit I'm in second grade we stayed in the apartment on Riverdale Road this girl in my neighborhood went to my school her daddy like you got to think

during this time how niggas get on CDs now and print your shit out it's normal then she was like my daddy rap she showed me that nitty

I'm getting the nigga to sign shit for me look when I tell you the nigger went never shit I'm so young not knowing because the nigger got a CD and he had a masonit twirlat and your man he made it

this the nick is the next nigga I don't know how music work I'm insane it great my dad said man we don't get that shit out my because he gave me a little a little gift with his seat and a little post Man, he signed it for you. Nick, I took the shit home, why doesn't that me? He'll get that shit out of here? Any CD come with a gift set, it ain't gonna be shit.

A little plastic cover he had it. That was him on now, too. What schedule, poster. You got it. Nah, hell no, I ain't got it. It wasn't never shit. I ain't realizing that at the time. See, niggas.

Niggas can laugh not because they don't know. But back in, you just went on those CD. I don't know when the niggas first hand me a CD, that was some expensive shit to do. Yeah. Before a nigga to hand you a CD of them. That was impressive. Guerrilla Zoh gave me a CD at the BP on Panola Road.

Gorilla Zoh. Damn, Gorilla Zoh. Nigger slept on Gorilla Zone. A nigga from America, Georgia, gave me... First nigga ever gave me a CD. Just to know who I'm talking about, a nigga named La Warrior, gave me a whole CD. Nick named La Warrior.

He gave me a whole CD. I turned it to the side and looked at it. I was like, damn, I had this. He was like, yeah. I was like, damn, a CD. I'm gonna put it over there on my CD. my other CD, because I ain't happened about 12 CDs. So I was like that.

Damn, with CDs. So you just played that shit. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, man, this is my CD. Like, like, you're going places. Like, it missed for me. Like, it missed something. Nick, you didn't give it to you, too. Yeah.

By 05, 06, it was out of style. But 01, back for that. But, nitty gave you. This CDs just coming out. This after the tape era. Hey, man. The nigga Joe went print up. See, knock off Master P.

where he had a car and some praying hands or something on it. Don't want to hear that shit. Old boy shit Cadillac with some gold twitters on it or something. You had to be stunning on that album cover for me to listen to your shit. Yeah.

I'd have bought plenty of albums just because I like the album cover. I'm like, this ain't got to be talking about something on this motherfucker. And boy, MasterP specialized than that. Every album cover looked more like money than the last. And I'm like, how can you out more

money the last album because last done that was my favorite uh master p album it was too much that double this yeah it had a lot of bullshit but it's still my favorite it was a lot of they had two this he could have switched it out it should have been one day it could have been one one number classics on their motherfuck yeah so my bullshit split that shit up it would have been straight that they were fucking streets up last down as you like i can't remember what i i like the The last CD, I like the song with Mia X on the motherfuckers. They had the remix to, um... The hardest shit on the whole CD is Hot Boys and Girl.

Yeah. Where the Hot Girls at? Who were there? Ragged shit. That's the hardest shit on the whole CD. Yeah, that was a... Damn. Well, that was some good times.

Like, when you first could just listen to music. Now the shit, you could... Listen to who you want to listen to. You had to really like an artist to go by the album. Yeah. and get him, walk up to the county and ask them if they had it. And they'd be like, you ain't seen nothing out there? That's it.

Hold on. Thinking about you. That shit was hard. Yo. Oh, love a boy ad, nigga. Mm-hmm. Nigh, I was young. Young dad was on them.

Make them say on two was on that motherfucker. You don't act like that was a heat. Part two is. Yeah. Two are we dead and gone. Man, that thing like that shit, like house party for. Anybody fucking with it. Y'all full of shit, man.

You said House Party 3 was better than the best one though. It was. Was it? It was. No, nothing the top of House Party 1, bro. House Party 3? Bernie Magnet. I mean, that fuck them on against the wall.

What's the best rush hour? Best Rush hour? Uh... Two? I don't. One. One, easy. On, one, he can't be talked.

Two was good. Three was pretty good, too, but I think one. All right. What's the funny, funny movie? The funniest way to move? I like money talks better than Rush Hour. I like money talk too better than Rush Hour. Hey, yeah, yeah, all day.

I like, what? Money talk over Rush Hour all day. That's when I had to think about which one was funny. Money Talk killed all three. Money Talks out that one, Rush Hour. Man, money talk killed Rush Hour, man. All day. I take money talk.

The nigga was unleashed in my. He wasn't talking, right? Yeah. Man to talk about, and they were crazy. How he was starting, all he driving the car, you think that's this shit? That's making, killed the whole scene, bro. Yeah, first.

And it's just this much fucking. Yeah. He went crazy. Big Demone Jr. And he kept that shit running through the whole movie, right? So many quotables from that. Oh, is he Victor Mohn's killed? Wait, he thought he was Victor Mohn, what am I saying?

Yeah. He made them motherfuckers good. He got more quotables than that damn there than Friday. He's your first. He got best. I don't know you, man. Yeah. Pretty hot and tempting.

Really hot and tempting. Fuck the whole world up, nina. That man. Sorry, ma'am. That nigga said, oh. He picked on the phone. Thought it was a nigger calling him back. All right, motherfucker.

Hello. He was arguing with his wife about, how much money owed the nigger. And the price chain wasn't that much different. He said, oh, this nigga on $75,000. Old this nigga, $65,000. He's lying, baby. He's lying.

All that shit too much, Nick. And when y'all stay in that, how are you holding that much? Man, this man, man, but that nigger went to get some guns from Aaron. Look, man, no disrespect to none of your shit, but we ain't going to need none of this shit. Maybe we're going to need one or two of these and maybe one of these, but that's it, man. What about when the nigger jumped out? You're like, frankly, you're late. You're like, I was in the back of the night.

He said, no, you're saying, Frank. He said, don't worry about it. You're late. How you run that shit real fast? Yeah, that's up there. Shit, that's up there. All about the Benjamin is funny as fuck too, bro. Especially when Mike went and met up with the white dude.

I need my bag back boy. Where I keep my weed at. Life is my all-time favorite. Life is all-time for me. Yeah. Life. Because you laugh hard at different shit every time. Every time.

And you can find, I like, you know how you try to put somebody on the move when you're watching and they don't laugh at certain shit? Like, yeah, I can't fight with you like that. Yeah, lame is here. Yeah. I judge people off the movie. Sometimes to watch, like... You got to.

Have you ever watched Menace to Society and 4K? I swear it looked like a whole different movie, bro. Yeah. Boys in the Hood and Menace of Society, the 4K version? You see so much different shit than you didn't... Like, the clarity fuck the movie up. Yeah, you see too much shit. Now it looked low budget as fuck.

It is, though, because it was... It's too clear, bro. Like, man, this is... I bring me to other shit. I won't watch the original. Make that shit grainy. So the clarity in the movie, it fucked the movie up, man. Damn.

It's like a whole different movie. Like, it's, look made for TV, yeah. Because the timing of the shit is off. Yeah, a lot of the movies, you go back and watch them, because, you know, you were younger, so you see it differently. Now you're older, and you just see a lot of movies, and then bent in and shit, and it's like, you start paying attention too much to the details.

You start seeing the same motherfuckers in the background. He was looking at the camera. He just ran. Now he back to shit. Get down. They try to walk backwards. You know what I always thought was cool? You remember on boys in the hood when Ricky got shot?

If you look in the background, you see Chris in the wheel just trying to make him. They didn't left him. That's fucked up. They put that nigga off them steps and he took off. They always looked out. Hey man picked Chris up. He left his man. He went on.

He got over there though. He knew what he was at. He knew the ways in there. He knew exactly where they was at. This nigga Ricky drinking milk. In the middle of the fucking something. the other fucking summer. That why he died.

Nick drinking milk. Dumbick locked up on me. He couldn't zigzag with his tooth. This stomach locked up. You had to run straight. You can't do nothing like that. You can't do that. You can't eat ice cream too.

Yeah. That nigga was all kinds of shit, man. You're gonna go to the lead. This nigga was not. Hey, you got a scratch off. You got a gambling grot. Get your motherfucking ass in their house and work on your curve.

And do some push-ups, nigga. This nigga really got a gambling problem. Yep. It's fucked up, dude. Straight a whole way. A nigga trying to kill you and you, you started to kill you and you like... Niggas is literally trying to kill you. Shit, that nigga.

Damn. Oh shit. Yeah, that ain't wearing a free tics. That's the worst thing to do when the niggas chase to you. That nigga died dead ass, bro. Ha ha ha. Oh, man. This nigga had a woman and a baby in the house.

a baby in the house. In the house. Yeah. Dumb as a hell. Dumb as a brick. His mama was letting him fuck. That baby was about two. That boy was about four years.

He's been fucking. He caught that boy in Freshby, yeah, man. He been fucking ever since he got to high school. French me, yeah, he caught that baby. He been fucking ever since the nigga took his ball, man. He got my brother's his ball back. He's going to have a man. What wrong with you somebody took my ball?

Been on. All right. This is the real question. What the fuck did doughboy and little Chris still at that store that got them locked up? They got them 14 years. They had to have a pocket knife on them or something. The niggins started to ride longmore or something, man. They weren't the first time of fitness.

The man were 13 years old, man. They got a brown his hair. Domino, motherfucker. Hold on, this thing is 25 years old. What the fuck did he do? You gotta rewind. I had the missile part. That nigga must have stole the stove.

That he got a car now. Came home with a hundred. a hundred thousand dollar they got the best car on the block hold on what happened that big had a hole a knife up to that one and that car was worth more than that house

dick yeah that shit fuck he could have sold that car and bumped that old block dick they didn't get about Ricky Howard yeah their priorities

was fucked up that's what that's what Furious is trying to tell him man no Fierz was full of shit yeah he said it's happening right now

in company you can't buy a house what's been in college professor he was full of shit because when he cut Trey hair he ain't cut

shit on. That shit wasn't your own. He didn't cut nothing. That's not on. He didn't do nothing. He hit him on there with that cone. Hey, you know, I knew. He told me to shake my neck up. Your dad can't fucking lying up because you rolled something. He told him to shake my neck up right quick, though, so, you know what I mean? Trey was a, nothing. Trey was a lay man. He was going to

lie to his dad about fucking. Yeah, I mean, I lied to my dad. Yeah. Well, he was gay, though. Who? Trey. No, no. Bigger. Yeah. He went on with Brandy in the phone. No, he didn't even went to where he go to school at. What? Hey, come on. That's fucking out.

Watch out. He left all away from L.A. All right. The nigger worked in the mall, like shirts. The outfit wasn't shit, man. That nigger loves shirts, brad. That niggins before a nigga to come to more. Hold on, that nigger put on the shirt to come outside.

Spelman. So he wanted to be close to that girl. I'm going to fell into that trap. Yeah. He girl went to spellman, bro. He was trying to be close to that girl. Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, man. That one. He cried in front of the bitch. You know that. No, it ain't. He cried for the pussy. He got it. He got it.

She was like that just because you right there. But she went to Spellman and then seen Andre Rising and pulled over trying to get back to her to get the pussy. And he had to get the pussy because he had sniffed the shit out of it. He cried on it. Then that nigga ain't going to kill shit. Any woman pretty much. If you cry on the pussy, you're going to get some.

He didn't spin. He didn't get out the car. Oh, God. Go on and watch all them old R&B videos. There's always one part where you get out and sing to the pussy. they'll fuck with that thing and he's been for Rick. Because women said that's what they want the niggins to bring back. Singing to the pussy.

Once you get in that pussy area and you cry, you tell her your real feelings, she's gonna give you something because it's wet. She's leaving you, doll. Cry to the pussy. You're crying to the pussy, she's leaving. You gotta be ready to. You got to know how to sing you, too, though. You can't cry to the pussy and say something regular.

Hold on, let me write that down real fast. Cry. Cry, right to the pussy. That's it. To the heart hurt so bad. You got to have your face back. Don't think you can just. Stand up looking eyes.

If you're not singing, what could you say and she'd be like, oh. What'd you mean? Like, you're crying to the pussy. You gotta say something. You check ain't be crying. It gotta mean. Yeah, that one's what I'm saying. Bro, let me tell ya out, dick, it's up.

He did. Crying and singing while you fucking. It's so funny. Only you do shit like that. That's shit funny about that. Hey, you didn't get white then. You'd be singing in our ear. Crying and singing while you're fucking.

Damn. You all think that's crazy? Man, I'm trying to concentrate. trait. I ain't trying to nut face. Am I tripping? J.O.N. Am I tripping? There's a lady in here. You was crying and saying. I ain't going to say who it is, but like

she said it's crazy. So I'm with all I need is that. Who you know don't cry this thing? Y'all were just saying that. No, he said crying to the pussy like before you fuck, you ain't fucking. He's saying, like, you know how like, holding you tight, leaving you.

That's crazy. You're screaming to the push. You know, like when I was to stand up and grab old girl and went... Y'all talk about singers, though. Yeah. Yeah. We niggas.

That why I said we all have to just say something deep, like say something player. Oh, yeah. All right. You're going to sing to the bus? No, I thought y'all, you said, all. I will. I'm tripping. I mean, I will.

I don't do that, bro. Man, you're crazy. I sound better at my dog. But do what you want, man. You know what it's been working. Either she don't like it or she going to laugh. Either way, that's what they need. Them pan is moist.

There we go. She's like me anyway. The mission complete. Because first of all, if she didn't, I wouldn't even be allowed permission to be this close to this culture. Definitely not singing. I'm already chosen. You there? Yeah, I'm right.

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want in one. See, that who taught that shit? That boy, future, man. That's what I said. And Rocco.

Oh, yeah, for shit, show. Yeah. But Rocco, he, man, he just left for us dry so long,

bro. Hey, man, nigg was in love, man. He was for the drops on that nigga. I don't think he's

here to drop some. Yeah. Bro. That nigga will get the anticipation highlight. I might drop some shit. Everybody in the comment, can't wait, Rocco, can't wait to done. And you don't hear shit else for two or three months.

Yeah, make sure y'all still. Yeah, they're still fucking. He'd be probably be with a little bit. I told them they still fuck with me. Street still need them. They need it. Yeah, they need the done. They still fuck with it.

They don't know how to say it. God damn, Rock. Yeah. That's how it be, though. This music got medicine in it. You got to listen to some of that hustling that and get money and music. The music got medicine in it. Yeah. That's real. I wish Yola would have got down had a little run for him. I ain't going to let up. Yeah, because then after that he got on that, I'm a dog with Gouac. Yeah, he wasn't missing. He had a nice, nice guy. I'm a motherfucking dog. I didn't know that was in. Understand me?

You remember, did you know, wow, man. Young wild niggas, man. Young wild niggas, man. You know, wow. Well, I didn't temple or something. Yeah, because then when you got locked up, you got locked up. Took you down. Yeah, you didn't get no good lawyers and shit about to be laws, man. Get their money and shit your ass.

That's the back in. Everything was illegal. Oh, nigger, we forgot one. Pimp C. Oh. When Pimp C got locked up and came back out. Hell, yeah. There you go.

Yeah, and Bootsie. Boosey, too. Yeah. Meek meal, too. Meek meal, too. There we go. Yeah. Mead Mill came out with championships, boy.

When boozy dropped out, he got out of jail. Nigger, whatever he dropped, it went crazy. He dropped the whole bad-ass album after he got out. Luwant. Duane? You don't think so? When he didn't he got out? Yeah, he got out.

I don't know. He didn't win a year to year, right? He didn't drop shit in nine years. Yeah, he ain't dropped shit. Yeah, Lou Wayne? That's crazy. That nigga was dropping it three, four times a day. He needed a rest, and then got to pace yourself.

Shit, he's still a rapper every day. Yeah. And then he got a million songs. He just... You got to do what you got to do? I don't know what he's going to do with. I mean, he could drop him in there and go, but he's a little way. He don't have to do shit.

So what should think the last classic album a lot of time that we don't heard, like you think, in the last... Probably like the last five years. Classic. The last classic? Yeah. Killer Mike. I go for that.

Five years, where that'll put us out. I ain't listening, man. You didn't listen to my shit? Huh? I listened to mic. I'm talking I ain't listening to everything. You know, it's nothing to know what the last. Classic, yeah.

Last classic, yeah, I'm I listened to is probably, uh, Rkelly, TP2.com, something like that. That wasn't five years ago. That wasn't five years ago. That wasn't, yeah. But that was the last one about 20, 20, 20, something. 25 years ago, I left 20 years ago for 25 years. That was the last classic album.

That's the ride, though. One that done. Ooh, woo. Headed horn from the back. That TP 2 is a goal point. Jesus. Man, one day, that nigga, J.O.N. were playing all that. I was like, damn, I got a thousand.

J.O.N. were playing it. I was like, damn, you'll forget, yeah. Man, R. Kelly's song that you, boy, you got some, boy. Yeah, man, it's crazy how we got it. They expect us to just erase all these songs just attached to so many events. Yeah, I was a senior high school. Nicky, that shit had the whole high school fucking. That used to fuck the parties up.

Fiesta, yeah. Yeah, I remember I was a senior in high school. Everything fucked up. That goddamn fiesta used to go crazy, boy. The whole album. Yeah. I'd have been the part of where they have played literally every track off the album.

Yeah, they were saying, one or done. You can really rock that all where up until about 15. Listen, you ain't. He's preaching to the choir, niggins. I used to, I wore that CD out. Don't do with this. The dream, the dream had a run. Nicks slept up on a dream.

Don't you say no tonight. That shit sounds a little crazy right now. Every nigga in the club. Don't you say you know the night to sound crazy now. With all of your friends and family. Pop up in Mr. Who, me? Tyler, you know that? La La La La La La La La.

That's that shit right there, man. If you went to the prom in 2001, 2001, yeah, all of there. Yeah, he was really the pie, piper man. That nigga was putting in it in the real guy's face, bro. That was fucked up. That niggas thorn in the niggins face. Justin Whitehead went live one time, cussing everybody out. I'm gonna fuck on Kelly.

Fuck y'all. Uncle ain't never pissed on me. Fuck y'all. I said, he was mad. He was mad. He was mad, but real. I've seen the eyes bloodshot red, man.

I'm talking about speaking on the camera. If you get in my goddamn car. Get the fuck up. Let me get one of those. I think of one in a bottle one. I know how to imitate, I forgot where we were going. That niggins dog, I ain't about a war. Loza sneaker imitator.

He knows how to imitate nigginsate, bro. That's funny. That nigg doesn't he know. That nigg sign a jail like J.Y. Head. If you get it, my God, man. He's moving his head, jet like that. He ain't wolf or damn.

He don't say worse. It's a wafer down. Damn, boy. Stand there with that shit eating green. Ha ha ha. Shit eating green, guy. That's a shit eating green. That's the kind of shit.

Nick, walk away side way he's like a crap. Get his ass out of ya. Crazy. Justin, hate you. Damn, yeah. I don't think what we, how we discussed the movies and music, I don't think it'll ever get back to like what we just, No, that was your ear, see.

The kids... What movie they got? Tell me what they got. My dad don't like what we had. My dad didn't think this bullshit, New Jack City bullshit was bullshit. This nigga is talking about Dracula and Harlem. He ain't talking about... Drackel and Harlem.

Whatever. He's talking about all these black and stuff. He said, boy, you ain't ever seen Tequila Market, bird? Boy, you ain't your shit. Y'all ain't got shit like coolie hat and all that shit. That's to us. Our generation gonna always think the next generation.

They're gonna love their age. We had the best generation. I don't get a fuck with nobody. I mean, to us, we did. We had the best shit, bro. They still looking at all the movie show. They still watch our shit. And they emulating.

We still was watching the generation before. We can't emulate that shit. From 19. I didn't know anybody. I want to be like Kulah. All the way. All the way to 2000. All the movies was hit.

Man. Man. All the black movies was hitting. Look. Even the boys that they have a change. Like paid in full. Like, fuck that. Go back to the childhood shit, nigga.

Think of the feeling of going to the motherfucking movies and seeing Ninja Turtles for the first time, Nick. You were 12 cousins, y'all all the way to the wall, nigga. In your pajamas. Nick. Best Disney movie all time, Lion King. They'll never compete with that. Yeah, but you got to understand.

They find that Nemo and all that kind of stuff. They did shit on Lion King. You were working fast food by the time this shit. For the generation. They got a movie. Like, despicable me is theirs, you know what I? But if you look at it, they're remaking movies from the era that we talked about. And they were remaking movies from, in our era from back then, they were making this nigger contrarian.

I'm saying they will make, but you tell, but your facts are not facts. They are remaking movies since you, before you were born. That ain't the first movie they remade. You're just saying that that is not true, though. It sounds good. They're remaking them movies. They remaking these movies. I'm saying back in when in 91, they was remaking movies back in.

I understand that. This is the old. That's the old shit. shit now. Yeah, what I'm saying? Like, let's say a fucking one-to-one Dalmatian. They remade that. That was from back in the tape. They're going to wrong. We were redoing that. Less data going to have you saying a lot of bullshit. That's all. You got to know what you're

saying. That's it. It ain't contrarian. You got to know what you're saying. No, nigger. You have to know what you're saying. They're making the ones from now. They're making the same amount. When I was like 10, them niggie you'd be telling us we were in shit. Now we're 43. We're telling the 10-year-old day. It's a psycho, man. It ain't gonna never get it. It's what you're trying to give them to see?

It's simple. So, Doug, what's your favorite Disney movie all the time? Did you watch cartoon growing up? You got to give me like you always been grown. I have been grown. I've been grown. Meaghan, I've been grown since I was a little. Me ain't watched no cartoons.

I didn't watch cartoons. Nick, watching it in the heat of the night and shit. Nick, watch it match a lot. Shit out. We're going to watch number this stuff. Nick, watch the birthday, he wrote He was a grown kid, but he was still a kid He was like, he was sitting down and talk shit

And be like, yeah, I'm gonna see some titty But I'm gonna watch these bugs money first I want to see some tities Watch this fuck y'all I want my cartoons go off, I'm gonna get on your ass Hey man, Daddy, I watch he, man I watch Sheer I watched Votron, I watched all that shit

Old cartoon Pai Pai was a bitch Now that I'm grown and I get to see it like, Popeye gave us the wrong message as young men. Popeye was out here risking his life for a whole. Every episode, this bitch lead this nigga, every episode.

All this nigga got to do is come through and be on some bullshit. Oh, blued out! They've been jumping the car with him, leave Popeye stranded, strapped up to the motherfucking railroad. Popeye ain't got no help. All this is my experience. And he just go eat some spinach.

Man, he gets the spinach. He's going to beat the nigger's ass, then save her life, then sing a song. I'm strong to the finish. Because I eat me spinach. Man, this is going to get you killed, nigga. He got to beat the same nigga up every day. How much money this nigga spent on spinach?

Man. And her hair was never done. This has had a bun. It ain't just no fine cartoon women now. You crazy. Wilma off Flintstones. Betty Boo was fine. Jessica Rabbit was a fine of cartoon.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jessica Rabbit was, I definitely, yeah. He had a BBL first. Jessica Rivera were bad. Her personality were bad. Damn, we forgot about the Flintstones. That was a-like, I like Jessica. That's an old window, huh?

Flintstones was old. Yeah, we just, okay, and then they brought the real movies. A lot of them kids shows had adult themes, like who framed Roger Rabbit? That shit is serious. That shit is serious. That Roger Rabbit had effect. Well, that was a movie, though. Nick, for real, if you think

about this, this nigga, think about the punishment that he's going to give Roger Rabbit. This, they wanted to erase this nigga. He was going to be gone. Life. You out of here. He got the motherfuckers who draw cartoons looking for him trying to erase this nigga forever. They're trying to fuck his wife and everything.

That nigga find a Rico. You got a death sentence. Oh, Dr. Doom. That was a nigga name. Hey, he was a bad motherfucker. He was melting cartoons just for his own person to enjoy. That shit wasn't for kids, man. That shit was in the movies. Man, they took my little brother to see that shit.

Oofram, Roger Rabbit, nigger, Roger Rabbit jumped out that motherfucker for the first time. My little brother jumped up out the motherfucker's seat. I'm gone. Grab my uncle by his face, like on the cartoons. That nigga was mortified when they seen. Yeah, that shit was not for kids, man. Who frame? Niggas had pistols and shit.

They were shooting motherfuckers. It was fucking. Going to the movies used to be the shit. Yeah. They changed on that. Sneaking food in that motherfucker? The last move I seen in high school had to be a bride of chucky, maybe, something like that. I went to the movies a couple years ago.

I'm talking about in the high school year. High school? You said that was the best movie? That was the last one I went and seen bride of chucky. In high school? Yeah. One of the most memorable movies I seen in high school was Kings of Comedy, And we always used to go, like, go see shit.

Like, I know what you did last summer and scream and all that shit. Like, people at my school, we used to all go on, like, friday. Like, it'd be, it would be. Mom, that would be hard. And if you didn't go, niggily be like, everybody was there.

You're like, nigger. Because it's like, you know, if the movie's some bullshit, a nigga gonna tell the money, you're going to have that, yelling out at the screen and all this shit. My nigga used to bring, you were like, when you go in,

open the back door, you go, like the exit, though, let motherfuckie bring in. A whole case of drinks in that bit. Man, my auntie and uncle, they were cheap in hell, but they made me think it were cool. Because in Atlanta, we had a dollar movie. But, hey, you don't watch it, new.

It'd be like the old movie. You might see that shit like a month later. Who give a fuck? It's a dollar. Yeah, so they were like, they were talking at school, talking about seeing Traynd Day. I'm like, but y'all watch that shit early.

I'm going to wait until he hit the dollar movie. Like, a dollar movie. Like, I'm like, these lame-ass niggas, niggas. Got me waiting a whole month To watch a movie With everybody from to see this weekend You gotta save them eight dollars, bro Man, I used to fuck

When I first moved out here I used to fuck with the dollar You knew about that shit in fair yet The last one I went to see At the dollar movie was the Hills Have Eyes Then I saw the Hills Have Eyes To at Stonecrest

I would never go to the movie At Stonecrest again What's wrong with you? These niggas like they wrote the script Oh, this motherfuckeruck It's like a, it's like rehearsal. These niggick directing and never, don't go in there. No, too much going on.

Too much going on. I ain't fucking with that. Never again. Damn stone, Chris. Yeah. You know how it be when you be fucking with the holes. You got to go out there where they stay. Yeah, I get that way out of that.

Way to fucking stone crowd. I was like, yeah, I ain't know that at a book there. I went out there dirty South was on a date. I ran the dirty South on their date out of this. What did she say when she said? No, no. Dirty looked at me and said, nigger, you'd be lying like you're out of town doing shows.

You're out here at the movies with a little girl and stuff. I don't know. You're lying like you're on the road and you at the movies. On the Saturday night. Like, little girl and stuff. I'm saying one of the motherfuck can tell me where they stayed. I just look at them and no I ain't gonna never really see them again. Down far away?

Hell yeah. What's too, like, oh hell now. I'm not going to be. Will you hit certain shit? Like going up 85 at all. I like spots like that because it ducked off. I ain't going to be out there, chillies. I ain't going anyway.

I ain't got to keep looking at the door. You know what I like that? If she lived in my house, it ain't happening. If she living in law, then I'm not having a relationship. I ain't going. I don't go to all that shit. Like going to let on you? None of that.

I ain't going to go out. I don't want to go to shit in the city. You got to keep turn around, see who comes through the dough. Make sure you ain't your baby, mama, cousin and friends. Sandy Springs is, man. Sandy Springs, yeah. I ain't fucking what a lickie is. I love my own that shit.

Alpharetta, nigger catch me that I know some good spot. Chalk bread oysters all that. They got a whole little plaza. I think I'll go up there to the 400 outlet if I want to. You're going to hit the outlet. Get up early and go. I'm out your way.

What you're doing in Dawson, nigga? You ain't in a way. Up no motherfucking weight. I'm out your way. What's the farthest y'all don't win out here, though? The furthest trip is Dalton. But I was living in Kennesaw, but that shit was still about two hours. I think mine had was Kennesaw.

Two hours? Yeah, because Dalton, damn, then, Tennessee. Yeah, Tennessee. Damn, that's like Rome, ma. Oh, that's the other. No, it's just straight up. Temple. What is that?

Temple, Georgia, out west. Like, X-A, like 19. So, Wani. I've been out there. I went out there for some. Shit, Douglassville, ain't no joke, neither, no. I didn't have been way out there that. Yeah, you go to Douglass.

Winders is a good one, yeah. Stoze a circle, hit. You might be in South Carolina. Nick, he hit Bill a record for some push. Ah. Real is. Yeah. I went out there, I ain't know how far this shit was.

Oh, yeah. Newman. I ain't been in New Orleans. Yeah. Damn, LaGrain's. Yeah. I'd have been LaGrain, but not for that. Yeah.

This nigga love Columbus. He could go to Columbus on there. Columbus, George. That's a good trip. No, ain't not going on to Columbus? Not right. We're talking back in there now. We ain't talking about right now.

You don't got it, bro? No, he's not going. No, I'm smiling because I'm trying to think of it. You know it ain't nothing up. You know it ain't nothing up. He ain't got nothing in the cup. making before it got real dangerous danger oh no make time you don't want to be that and making one time making something different though I was always in Birmingham one time

to be very very frank with you 06 oh 7 I used to go down there like once a week and stay down there about Carolina ain't as close as you think it is not the mother part not the mother part greenville close you don't take out of Charleston and all the other shit Columbia Columbia is three and a half Yeah, it's Columbia a little further. Take 20. It feel like it should be closer. Mm-hmm.

It should be. Because you get to Augustus. It doesn't feel like you get to Charlotte. Faster than you get the motherfucking South Carolina. That's crazy. I'll do a turnaround in Charlotte. In no time, bro. South Carolina.

There's so many cops to see. You got to slow your head down to South Carolina. We're in Charlotte that weekend. If they come out late then, we was in Charlotte. Yeah, a nigga went to Charlotte, towed up, sold out. What you're all doing for 20, 25? Oh, man. Being at peace.

It took a new year for you to get some peace. No, it's just like, shit, I just want to keep goddamn implement that into me and saying it. Like, nothing to get me right. You're trying to manifest it. Yeah, man. Even when you stay at peace, people try to get you out of that, like for no reason. That's part of the test, man, to see how peace feel is going to be. My baby mama sent me something that my daughter did.

She said, L-O-L shaking my head. She said, it's nothing funny. Bro, I'm agreeing what you're like. I'm saying. Like, you know how I'm like. So L-O-L-L-A-shaking my head. She said, I'm trying to see what's funny. So I called, I was like, you know what I'm like?

No, I'm not laughing at that. She was like, yeah, because I didn't think it was funny. Hey, bitch, that's right, too. I can't keep letting you chunk me off. You know what I'm saying? No. So I'm like. I'm doing it.

And don't know if you got peace unless your piece. So now this year he's gonna stand up for his list. Let your pieces testers. I ain't gonna know if you got. I ain't gonna let you make me goddamn. When he started talking, they'll have something to do with a baby mama. So I might be. They'll bring that shit out of you, bro.

That's where your piece be tested. I'm gonna tell you what the problem is. You can't keep fucking them and lying to him. That's the problem, bro. No, that ain't that. It is. He was like, yeah, I definitely ain't lying to it. No, I ain't know.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hey, we got them older kids. We know. We know what he doing. I don't know what he's doing. He don't know we know.

Yeah, we know. Look at him. Smiling right now, thinking about it right now in their brain. Trying to pay that child support. He hooked that child support off. Look at. No sirree. I know he's lying because he said no sirree.

No sir. Not me. That ain't no mispring. Niggins start with riddles and shit with their line. No serene. No stuff. You can't get that. None of this hickory-dick-a-can't get an old hickory-diggery for me.

Take it that much. You can't have none of this old hickory dickory, man. Put your panties on. No, sir, we are a parent, though. We got the same baby. We're family now. You got a responsibility. Yeah, we got the same baby.

We're related through blood. We are family. And they feel big, and they feel fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Still beefing with your baby mama, you're all fucking. Nick. With the 25, these the rules.

If you beefing with your baby mama in 25. Y'all still fucking. Y'all fucking. Y'all still hate either y'all fucking or you just. Or somebody want to fuck. That's you. That's why y'all beef. I'm speaking like to the people watching.

Oh yeah, yeah, definitely. Because you fucking, no. These are you fucking want to. Man, you ain't gotta deny your baby mama for these holes, bro. Well, my child, 14. I'm fucking my damn baby mom no more. You're right.

I ain't talking about that one. I'm talking about the other one. The youngest, the youngest, he 14. The other one is four. Boy, you ain't. Man, my daughter, 14. You mean, you mean, for one, don't get like these don't know now.

That's funny. That boy is crazy, man. Gracie. Hey, we listen and we don't judge. No, definitely. We've been through that. Well, I have been through that, man. Yeah, ma'am.

We got them. That baby mama's on man. You had went out the curtain? Where did you have went? You're trying to change this subject. I'm going to tell you about the baby mama, bro. You got to stop. You got to ask them by the kids.

That's all that dope, bro. That's dope. You got to quit fucking your baby mummer. That's where I was. You got to quit fucking your baby mummer. No, I ain't. Nah, I just said, ain't nothing. What was out of town?

Oh, yeah. No, I was down in a... Just right down the road. Oh, no country or nothing. I made it look like about it posting in our house. Yeah, he was down there in Birmingham. He told me to be down in all. Nah, that wasn't no Birmingham.

That nigga ain't tricking me. That nigga, though. He ain't a lot. He ain't, no. I wouldn't out of this one with some war there, but it wasn't out of the country. man. You know, Doug, don't let

niggas know he had fun. That nigga want to be like he just always got there working this shit. That nigga be having him is like niggily be doing his curses. And look y'all, skydiving again. Nick, he's going to his fist all he's doing his fun shit on his face.

Nick down the big-haired water slide. Nick got a whole other name on that one. Can't let him. Hey, K. D. Kelly Kells. Kelly's adventures. Adventures from Kelly. Hey, guys, follow my YouTube. Adventures from Kelly.

Nigger, streaming. Like, share, and subscribe. Remember, we don't hate. Hey, it's all starts in your mindset. You got to get your mind clear. And don't forget. Show some love. Show some love.

Subscribe to my Patreon. No, no, I am. fun man you gotta have some fun fuck this shit yeah yeah i've been doing comedy since i was a little boy man so i know exactly what they're to do to have some fun real what you're doing just be in a city man i might google something man just whatever the fuck they got they might say Hershey walker grandma lived in this town you're gonna go find her house go find her house man ain't nothing just to go see it always go see some shit i'm gonna see some yeah you that's the type of little shit I had to do when I go to a different city.

Find some little bullshit to do. Yeah, yeah, every time. Every time, I'm fucking. But now I've been so many times, I just didn't get tired of doing all that shit. Wait for the shit. I'll give me some local food, you know? Yeah, that would I be on.

Yeah, that's what they grew up at me. He's talking about it. Oh yeah, now I'm with you. Yeah. I'm like, they're talking about shit. We're local food now. Now you're talking. Soon the plane land.

Hey, what y'all are famous for here? Oh, y'all got good ripped? Give me a slap. I like that in a little duck off spots, though, when you do go do shows and shit. Yeah. She be good as hell, especially when they show love. You heard about what happened in New Orleans?

Hell no, but they eat some of that gumbo. That's going to go, fuck. Oh, God damn, though. Hey, oh, fuck, what's going on in the city? Give me some of that gun. That was crazy, yeah. New York. Yeah, I go to New Orleans, all of them got good food.

We got the best food now. Like all the cities. I'd say if I had the goddamn pick, I'll go in New Orleans. If I had to go with food and where a place I stay is probably Chicago to get the food. I just stay right there. I find it on right there. I like seafood, so I say I'm gonna go Baltimore. Baltimore?

Got some good ass seafood, bro. Good ass seafood. Yeah. Yeah, I stay right there, Chicago, get them Italian beats and all that old kind of old. Chicago got a lot of goddamn food. They got a butillo down here now in Kennesaw. I like, they got their junk, that their chicken they got. They got that pitillo.

That's the real JJs in Chicago. That shit here different. Harold. Harrow's, that's it. Yeah. No, they're wrong. Yeah, it ain't the same though. I say it's different than, uh.

What's with his thing? Chicago, Harris. I accept the local Harold. Yeah, he's still that. chicken. Well, you ain't going to really JJ Fish, that's who else going to give you some real little chicken like that fried, ain't it? A little fried chicken like that. Look, I still feel for it with churches.

Hell. You just eat chicken. Yeah, I sometimes, but I ain't eating churches, but I ain't got the pepper. I'd have drove out the other line. They ain't had no peppers. And could I add a pepper? We ain't got no pepper. I ain't special. I just drove up. Oh, fuck y'all. start asking before you order. Yeah.

I got to tell us. All right. You follow churches on Twitter. They're funny as hell, bro. Any time somebody mention churches, they pop up. I had tweeted one, they're like, but I still fuck with churches. Them motherfuck, send me some gift card. We fucks with you two.

Man, damn, they're hard. Whoever running the church's account is food. A lot of them food accounts be kind of funny and shit. Wendy's is funny. I don't post when they fish, they hit me up. I asked them for some stuff, they didn't get me nothing. They didn't get you shit. They didn't give me a tart sauce out of that.

Captain D is a long-john's still. Captain D. Captain D's, right? Yeah, Captain D. What's the difference, though? Yeah. The color of the box? Nothing is the fucking...

Yeah, it's the same thing. Fried fucking fish, and everything tastes like the fish. Hush puppy take like the fish. Fries taste like the fish. Soda tastes like the fish. Yeah, nigga. The water's silly. It's like the fish.

I wanked my mouth with the napkin. Like, damn, I ain't he had no fish. Yeah, you put that motherfucking fishing on like the food. Both of them, same shit. Yeah. I ain't really had a long John Civil, but maybe one time in my life. A long time ago, when they first moved off Pinola Road over there, back in like... The shit came from niggas beefing, man.

They both was working at Long John and shit, niggas beefing about how they was going to do the shit in the business. And they broke off and he was like, well, you're a long John, nigger. I'm a captain, I'm over you. One last time you've been the captain, man. What's lying, man. What's your top of me? I'm like, hell no less than a month ago. I fuck with Captain Diggins.

I slide off of it, no. I ain't seen one. It's one off. Oh, I'm sorry. By and fitness. You know, here, no, that's why I laughed. That big, I go. It's by the gym.

It's by the gym. Then you try to throw us off the set. It's about a gym. Man, how I do I would trip one day? That's a good-a-work out. I smell that fitness. Yes, can I get a number three? And that's the best thing about it.

You know exactly when they cook their shit. That shit hit out this, out the roof. Damn, motherfucking fresh and hot. You can smell that bitch out the roof? Yeah, can I get a number three when you just at the gym? Can I get a number three for them four? Ain't number four. I just burnt off this calories, bitch.

He was like, I was at the jail. I deserved this. Damn that goddamn Popeye. Popeye knows exactly when you riding by that shit. Mm-hmm. Popeye got some boy. Them little ween they got now. They put some barbecue sauce on them.

I ain't ate nothing but one time. I ate them one time. I just said they're killing the game. I said, damn, that's a good ass chicken. Motherfucker hot. I said, they're gonna be good. The niggins still fucking with the sandwiches at Popeye's or that, that's old way.

No, bro, why those niggas going crazy by them? That sandwich were pretty good. That sandwich were pretty good. Man, I'm gonna tell you who kept their shit under the radar and had a good one, KLC. Yeah, sure. They didn't do all that. They didn't do all that.

Yeah, they didn't do all that. Yeah, K. She got a good chicken. What, niggas, over nigger, everything. Why would them lying so long for a sandwich? That shit. That shit was crazy. That was crazy, though. All the rarest shit, bro. Diggas was fighting about that deal.

Why? People got killed. Yeah, niggas is in jail right now. Unless they changed the recipe after the niggas got them, like, all right, we got a snow back. It took the crack out. Yeah, this niggas still a lot, though. Right now about that pop-eye salmon.

That's their story. It could just keep telling them, people don't need some sandwiches no more. You know what crazy, man? I ain't what I said about 15 in here, that shit, that was a long time ago, man. You were all right enough? Your time he talked to him.

You know you crashed down. No, they're saying now. Nick reminded. Nick reminded. So I ain't had now since the day you shot at that. Popeye's ain't been shit since you goddamn went in, man. I promise God, that shit ain't been anything. I don't know.

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Yeah. I just never thought I see that day was certain shit wasn't good. Well, food is fake now, too. They should go back to that shit. We should be able to go up there and pick the shit. We want, Nick, I want some of that yellow wind. I want to go back to pizza. Why did they make the fries see salt?

Why did the fried go see salt? They changed in the fries in general from Wendy's was crazy. When the motherfuckers was long and sogging. Yeah. Salg. Oh, them shit's just the butter. This shit is the blood. That yellow box was like noodles, nigger.

You can eat this shit. Hey, you can get some fresh fries in them bitches to be sogging, man. Why they took Dave off the shit? But they're right. Yeah, every said Dave, I don't that shit, you're up. Just buying the fries. Now, they had some good burgers, too. No, what I'm saying?

A nigga would just come up and get their fries and take off. So they were like, let's fuck the fries up and they did everything. Who? Dave. No, that was the colonel. I said, he worked for KFC. Oh, I ain't know that. I don't be knowing my history.

Papa John's pieces. I just know the food. I didn't need a day straight in your head. You don't say that shit tastes the same normal. Nick, I want Papa John's to go back to Papa John's they had in about. Not shacking them put them. When the motherfuckers used to stay open about three in the morning. When they first hit the scene for me to sniff.

Yeah, I'll put that little table right in the little. And these green peppers really used to be hot. Yeah. Not those green pepper. It'd be like a nigga already not ate the motherfucker when you get the green pepper, bro. Like, who don't squeeze the juice out of the bitch? Damn. And those bitch used to be plump and juicy.

I go back to all the food from the 9-9 and the 2-down. What's another spot you're thinking about? Because you kept the game with that Wednesdays. Nick, McDonald's used to be good in the motherfucking. McDonald's was good. That chicken sandwich was five. That chicken sandwich was five. That made that mail on it with that little spice to it.

Man, that was a bad man. Food was good as fuck. In like 2000. Oh, you know, bro. Burkin chicken sandwich was good. Burkin still got some good-a-a-burtain. That wapper, bro, and they cut your shit like you wanted. You ain't lying.

Cut it in foals. Yeah. No, it don't. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I go back to nine. With a piece of half buffet. This before Taco Bell prices got crazy. Remember when Taco Bell had the 79 cent, man, you're the 89 cent, man. You're 99 cent, yep.

Get them a cent. When motherfuckers was out here getting Taco Neck syndrome. Taco Neck. Jack, we shoot the frito. With the Taco Neck, man. I'll bring that back. Tacos were hitting money. Taco Bell Taco, yeah.

Paco than shit now. 10 of them thing, man. That was so hungry. Yeah, the meat ain't real. Nick, Sonic used to be good in the motherfucking. They used to make burgers when you order them. Sonny ain't focused. They got too much food.

A cherry line, yeah, they got too much. Yeah, they got hot dogs style. They got hamburgers, god damn sandwiches. Chicken sandwiches. Hot dogs. And solidly be mad at fun when they come up with a dozen. There's 14,000 different boxes of shit. I got to put this shit up in.

Fuck this place, man. They're selling grilled cheese. Who the fuck eat sourcrow? Chicken tender. Who got a bigger man. Cheese cake fact of son? TK battery is crazy They mean you got everything you can

Think about you start putting Soul from the next year When they start putting chicken in the bucket They fucked Yeah they took it out the bucket When they took that chicken out of the bucket That shit didn't hit the same Once they started putting all the shit

In the same bucket What was that? A little mashup They put corn Yeah mashed potatoes And chicken and shit That's when they fucked it up bad They were yeah

They were turned a knick's stomachs up With that shit I fuck my stuff That's worth it. Yeah. Sometimes as an adult, you just pull up at the drive-thru it. No, you fucking up. Yeah.

Let me get a chocolate milk steak. And that was back when you were smoking me, too, so you'll eat anything. Damn, what was that? I didn't smoke meat on them. All the nigga went in Atlanta when American Della first hit the scene in time. Oh, but 2000? Until people that Winner hit the scene. American Daly hit the scene around, I want to say, 99, 2000.

I tell people that wings ain't been out that long. People think wings been out since that. We only had W.K. Wings growing up for it. You remember that. You remember that stuff. They're talking about these hot wings and shit with the ranch. And being everywhere.

Yeah, being everywhere. That shit went out like that. It'd be wings spots just in a parking lot, just stuck in the middle of a parking lot. You haven't heard of that? Mose wings. No, it was Mose. Yeah, M-O-E-S, Mose. The nigga was talking about on good, on soul food.

When the last time you ate some, when the first time you ate some hot wing like that with the ranch and all that dipping? Probably about it. It's such an old nigga conversation. Yeah, yeah. What a late time? When you did, like just a straight wing spot, that's the earliest I remember. Yeah, I don't remember them back in old 80s. Because it was just, before ordering food, it was just pieces.

So not being from Atlanta, by the time I got here, I felt J.R. Crickers wasn't good. When was it good? Look, J.R. Creek, I always been good. Oh. It just really depends on that blue cheese. When you get that blue cheese, you don't eat blue cheese though, do you? Camp Creek one. Because all J.R.

Crees don't even have the same. Downtown. You got to go downtown. You got to go that downtown one that, but that one that was in front of varsity. It was fine. That's what they could tell down. Let's know what I'm fucking with, though, in Memphis. They got damn Dixie Queen.

Oh, yeah. They could tell that damn varsity down. Oh, that cafeteria food all day. Yeah. That varsity? Now they didn't get with fuck about it. I ain't ever ate there. And they got them in the Georgia brochure to come here.

Like, go to the varsity. Man, I cussed on our third grade field trip. They said, God, day. Who's that? Who's that? Man, I'm mad at hell when that bus pulled up to fire. I had them $20 in my bag out of the old crail. I'm like, man, I can't even buy anything with it.

But the orange ice cream. Take me to the mall. Let me go to the food court. It never happened. I guess just because it's old. I don't know what it is. We can put a raising cage right there. For real.

Is there raising canes in Atlanta? I think they're going to bring one. Yeah, they're going to bring one. Oh, right there where that crystals is on 14th and north side. That's where that's going to put it right there. going. Yeah, I eat that. Oh, that shit gonna be jumping then. It's right there. By the cookout? That's true.

Christmas ain't done. It got worse. They're gonna put it right there where that Christmas is. Oh, it's gonna be crazy over there. I wonder what made everybody change their chickens. All of them college students going to raise. That Chris of chicken ain't the same. That motherfucking definitely, them. It's definitely out of the same.

I used to eat some shit every night after uptown. Stack full, they get back in 0-1-2-03. Did they get a sack for. That grilled chicken came out of that motherfucking KFC, though. That shit first came out. Yeah. They were all doing the fry shit that grill. We must be hungry.

Bowberry rounds. I know I am. I can't even lie. You're talking about 13 minutes. Is this crazy how much food that fucking check? Yeah. You said food ain't the same. Cheese don't even melt no more.

What kind of cheese you be getting? All of the shit. Oh shit. I don't know. I'll tell you one thing. I don't know what you stuff. The prices might go up, but cookout gonna keep it, keep it nigger for you, though.

Like, you go to cookout with $6,000. You'll leave you. I feel like, God, game, yeah. God, damn, you got, like, you know, cheated a nigga, like, where that nigga on gay with a nigga estrogen, didn't he? They feel like most shit you order, they started telling you. Well, you know, you can get some nuggets if you want to,

want to add the milkshake. We can add niggins with 49 cents. Ain't no goddamn way. Ain't no goddamn way. Add two orders on. Ain't no goddamn way. You got 56 nuggets. You got 50s and shit.

No, bro, I ain't got the app. Oh, you don't need an app. Okay. Add three more. Hell not. Cookout shit good, though. Good guy. I'm fucking with it.

Mm-hmm. Get you a shake from cookout. We need to all go in and open us up a little burger spot or something. Yeah, man. We got to work that motherfucker a little bit, though. That shit'll be fun. You ain't going to show up. Knav ain't showing up, y'all.

Think, I will show up. Like, I'm telling you, start getting boring. All right, nigga. He was working for real. That's not a good burger spot, though. Yeah. With some real burgers. Y'all had a Miss Anburger?

Yeah, way back. way back. We just that we get, I don't want to do no... I don't want to do... Smas burgers. I want to bring back thick, motherfucking burgers.

Smash burgers. Yeah, I'm saying. That what I said? Smash burgers be thin. I will bring back... I'm gonna beat what the shit ain't all the same side. Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna petter than me.

Yeah, I want niggas all in line. Yeah, come on, dog. Right. We've never made two burgers the same in the bison and we owe. Hey, man. Way that shit back up. You should have the kind of day shit. I don't make my shit like Doug, make this shit,

niggins. We sell 800 pannies a day, and you come in here with this shit? Yeah. But you know what? I keep my shit real sensible. Don't bring your big ass to my burger spot trying to get no triple meat. Bitch, we don't do that.

We stop at double. You don't need no fucking three pieces of me. We still don't get the money, though, Lo. I charge you for a triple burger. Hey, it's only two. Yeah, we don't do triple burger. Yeah, what I'm going to do. Yeah, no refund.

Look at the time. Big back taxes, man. Just for asking for that. You're going to ring it up. Yeah. Big back taxes. Oh, big back taxes. They're going to be protesting.

No, man, you got to stop at three, four is two minutes. Yeah. Man, you got to sell. Is you a big motherfucker you eat a triple? Three patties. That's a fucking gross. That's nasty as fuck. That's the kind of glutton that they're talking about in the Bible, man.

Three meats in general is just crazy. Now you're stealing. Like a motherfucker. Even going to the place that they got like meats and vegetables and getting three meats is crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. Like what? Like on her, like on hibati?

Like. I'm like, hold on. Hey, what the fuck you're trying to say? Yeah, bitch. Niggins? Because a nigga, I feel like a nigger that's like variety. Okay, so you go to like a cafeteria type spot. It's three, you know, meats and vegetables.

So you get, you get, like, you get shit in rolls. Like, yeah. Like, I thought you thought you thought you thought you were like a bike and white boy. No, no, no, no, I mean, I mean, I'm. I mean, three meat is still is a little bit much of it, I ain't going to lie. You get chicken steak and shrimp? God damn, man. You're going to take a lunch special to chicken steak.

Chicken steak, shrimp, special. Nick, you eat all the animals, all right. Hell no. Get you some vegetables, too, then. Oh, no, for sure. Because, like, everybody don't want a vegan burger. No, no, they don't. Some niggas don't even want the bread on that loaf.

Some niggas like lettuce. That's bloody vegan with a meaty hoe. So we'll have lettuce. We'll have lettuce raps, gluten-free, all that type of shit. But then had the other side of the menu for, like, motherfuckers that really eating head high and shit, like pancake burgers and shit. Are we letting kids come to our restaurant? Yeah, we got to get them.

Because I was going to say how we're going to have our waitress. So they got to be in a liquor, a bar, a burger bar? Oh, yeah, niggia. I'm going to turn them waitresses up. I ain't mad at a burger bar, jail in. No, we can do something later on. They were having a little shit. Yeah, a little skirt on, back out.

Do something after 8 o'clock. Yeah, at the 8 o'clock, no kids. Oh, that would it call, after 8. When you walk around them, a little breakaway jogging. All the kids go, yeah. Ask the bitch what she's doing. She said I'm a burger at the waitress spot. That's crazy as hell.

And that's how the, uh. I want to wait for the burger spot, my bad. No, bro. Yeah. But you just made me get an idea. That's on their uniform on the little ass part is a burger. It's a burger. Yeah.

Eat that. Sideways. That motherfucker's right. I'm about to get sued already. How, bro. Sexual. Horran. Oh, man.

You can't, not just what you say and do. You can't create a hostile working, but. Well, you don't have to wear it. It's sleazy. You get more money if you're wearing, though. Just saying. I'm just saying. Oh, so you want to make $7.50.

No, look. It's a something I live. 50 uniforms and it's the $20.00 is a $20.00 is a hour uniform. I take the $20, I thought you would. But then you can't discriminate. What if a nigga, can I, hey, get your ass over and get one of them sweat suits, nigg. I want the $20 was. I'm going to quit. All right, nigger, go ahead. You did it yourself. Why y'all take me? I'm just scared. We just thought the company was going different ways.

You didn't stand our bitch. Man. Oh, you didn't read your hiring, peg it, huh? I feel like you're overqualified. You get the shit. It's out of here. There's a thing. Yeah, something about that hit on the real shit.

Yeah, something about they cut on your leg down. You got them cut on your leg. That ain't gonna look. Open saw, isn't it. I wouldn't want to see that shit. I wouldn't want to open me a little burger spot, though. That'll be hard. You got to watch this sneak-ah-a-dick.

He probably got one on the way. They laying a brick on that motherfucker. That nigga, he ain't going to change the shit to it over. Man, I want you to come do a little skit at my burger spot. I thought you said we're going to open it together. What you'll charge me? Let's you have charged me to hold him a little comedy name. He's going to say, dude, when those charming night?

Where? Baby Bird Burger. Baby bird burger, we can fucking open this up. Oh, we've been open about two years. What the fuck it? I get it. Baby burgers. Baby burgers.

Chicken burgers. Baby burgers. Chicken burgers. Baby burgers. Big burgers. I'm just talking about motherfuckers. Turkey burgers. We got all kinds.

Birks. Yeah. That she's going to say, oh, by Nave Green. I don't know. We got this shit. We got chicken burger, shrimp burger, fish burger. Now, he went on the go daddy.com, and got the, bird, bird.

I bought the website on his ad. He had bought the domain. Yeah, go daddy.com and bought the domain. Well, he got to negotiate with me whether he want to or not. Fuck now. Navorous. I'm gonna use your name for my seafood spot then. What?

What? Naves green. Now I'm calling green. Now I'm calling green. That should be on the menu though. Man, them niggas be having some funny-ass comments. I don't even know if you'd be seeing them. I'm about the show when you'd be on here.

A nigger then took a picture and nab and said, when the fuck they had Tracy Morgan on it? Man, the other day, nigger on someone. Well, I thought that was you. That nigga had Curtis Payne. I said, man, y'all name. At that point, I'm gonna stay the fuck off Twitter. Hell day they give me somebody new.

Niggia, he's like you could play up in the movie. His academic post, his high school picture. He said, I can find your high school pictures. This is some bitch don't change the name and put my real name on the motherfucker. I expect this out of the niggas I don't know. A nigger I know, did it? Never dimming. That was fucked though when they did you like they were Saucy Santana.

Nah, he ain't never do no shit like that. That's like motherfucking ass up, man. ass up, man. Such your motherfucker back. See? It was viral. They went viral. No, you're a wrong damn paid. Niggins tell him to himself. It was going to do with it.

It was a spiritual world. Spiritual world. Whatever that shit is, I'll be on that all the time. Mm. God damn now, man. It's funniest nigger in the world. 20-20. It's fast. That was a prodigion, man.

How old you was when you snuck on your mama, man? I'm about to be 17. This nigger snuck on it. All right then fucked their life up. Yeah, I thought it was money in that shit. I went down happy as a motherfucker. Nigger, one ain't leave with shit. You got to money.

No, they said you got to get the check. They were like, no, we just check. Bitch, I skipped school for this shit. They thought it was going to be cash. Yeah, I thought they were going to, that's how they did it on the show. They're making the money. Boy, yeah. Then they handed me the money on the show.

Yeah, we'll take that right back. We're going to send you a chick. See me. The magic of television. Where is that now? Damn. They had to wait. And they had to put in your name?

Man, boy, my dad had to call me a motherfuckering lawyer. I said I won. What the fuck the money at? I said, they sent a man, get your lying ass in the room, skipping school, shit. Nick, took my phone, I couldn't even call nobody and prove this shit. I was like, I ain't, boy.

When that money came, son, I knew you could do it. You ain't got to stay in there and you don't want to. Hell too, no. Your daddy wasn't them old school 11, niggins. Man, nigger, mean, there's a motherfucker. Cuss with no reason.

But then when I got old, I was like, that nigga really cool as a motherfucker. You don't understand. Dad is till you get older. Yeah, you got to be one. Yeah, you got to be one. Like, why I got to be cool, dad? You got to make sure you grew up?

Yeah, that's what it is. Like, you are with your kids? You're going to be cool with it? They're going to be cooler you when they get out? No, I told, I told my kids the other day. I said, well, if y'all grew up like me, y'all be dead. Right, it's little shit that my little girl do. I'm laying in the bed.

She walks on my back and plops on my head. Like, why would you just do some shit like that? Somehow I was bored. I'm like, this is a game to you, like, who do you fuck try their daddy like this? I'm like, boy, I just looked at and shook my head. I said, boy, you're coming up at the right time. He kid crazy. But you know, you do different shit than your dad, so you act different around your kids and shit.

Like your dad work a different job and shit, you know, you'll come home a little bit angry or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, that's true. You got here, you doing good shit? I felt like my damn cool letting me do. He shouldn't have been doing like, you know, like get to drink the rest of their bill. I'm like, boy, my dad, cool is a motherfucker. Yeah.

Like, I ain't shit cool about a four-year-old drinking bill. Four is crazy. Oh, God damn. Every day. I didn't know you about saying four. You know how I didn't get you to finish a little bit? He turned that bitch. Oh, folks.

He stopped at nine. At nine, he was like, you can't drink for five years. Yeah, I'm just five. When you started asking, come on, damn, That bill said. Man, come in at Lowe. Damn, y'all ain't drinking the day. That hard day before a break.

You volunteer. You want me to get you one. You want me to get us one. I mean you. Open that bitch up. You know, if a nigga could open them, motherfucker, it would have to open them damn beer. My little couldn't stay drinking bill.

That's probably where I don't drink the shit now. Four? Man, he meant my couldn't own drinking beer. Way little babies, man. Yeah, they start. They let you drink a little bit. My kids were drinking beer when they were babies, man. They were old enough to reach for that can.

They were like, let them hit it one time. That's true shit. No, I believe it, but that's still fucking insane. Yeah, we grew up kind of different. Man, I knew my granddad were cheap as a motherfucker. That nigg was drinking natural lights. That nigga ain't got no kind of motion. They ain't a can bill.

Get your money up, nigga. Remember one time me and my cousin. Asked my granddad for some of his whiskey. He said, I get y'all some, but y'all got to drink it like I drank it. What was that? He said, you got to turn it all way up. Okay. I should have went first.

My cousin did it, and he tried to do like this. He said, oh, keep going. You can turn it all way up. And then when he snatched the barter from his lips and the tears came down automatically, I knew it was fucked up. It was my turn. So I turned the shit up. As soon as I got right here, I felt my whole chest

like some fire was trying to get out that motherfucker. And that shit is like you can feel every sip of that shit going down. I still did this day don't know what the fuck made us asking for something of that shit. They're like, you can feel that shit going in your body. That shit goes to your wheels. And then your chest, it just... You need the smell of...

Granddad's lighting that dog up now. Granddad to let you... Yeah, he had some bumping face in. Back of the day, about seven, about seven, eight niggas kissed the shit out of one bar. They had to drink behind the other, man. All right. I want to drink behind the nigger no day in this day.

Them niggins the pats, kiss that bitch, that kiss his pat. All of them niggins, all of them. No, I'm having money back in the day for a man. You got to say bumping face, that's where it reminded me. You can pass that bumming face gin around that that circle. I'm going to hit the mother's face. All of them. They'll let in the nigger.

Yeah. Hey, that's your son. That's your son. Hey, that's your boy. They eat that thing. The high side where they hit it. All of them kissed the shit out that bar. I used to look around like, oh, y'all drinking.

I'd tell me about. I told me don't drink behind nobody when I was little, but these niggins were doing it and surviving living. So they're all right. Niggins are going through some shit, man. They're doing it. They're doing it. They're warm with their liquor.

They got to go to the stove. Early in the morning, waking up on that oil. Oh, you go to work. They all standing outside, freezing cold. On that oil. On that motherfucking liquor. Yeah. That's crazy.

All right. Niggas really kind of goddamn shit the same type of goddamn alcohol story. I guess the niggas do the same shit everywhere. It don't matter. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Niggas do.

Because you think you're doing that to make kids not do it? You enticing them. For real, because you look growing up and see your parents and uncles having fun when they get drunk. Like, boy, I can't wait to get older and drink. Yeah, they have four for about two hours. But anybody who knew, if you grew up around people who drink like that, it's been to get crazy. Yes, I'm going to get crazy. And you got about an hour more this damn dance.

Good fun too, Los. Then the motherfucking evil spirit is going to come out. Fuck you. Fuck you and go home. Go down. I don't want you to spend the night over my house no motherfucking wife. I don't even like kids. Don't let me catch y'all over here no goddamn more.

Every Saturday. Yeah, I remember my cousin. Y'all just look, come on my ass, fuck it. We was in the road playing the game. My auntie bust in that. Get your shit and let's go. Why, we got to go? We were staying.

We ain't staying in this motherfucker. I'm like, oh, my dad and I got into it again. Yeah. Get your shit. Uh-uh, take your gay. All that's not trinkled all that. I got through out with my dad one time. Damn.

The woman threw them out and I was sleep. All I heard was, get your son and get your ass out of me. I was looking at her kid like, do I really got to go? My dad opened up the door, come on. I was like, man. Oh, man. You know that she remembered you. Get your son and get out of here, man.

Y'all left this bitch walking. Left that bitch walking about four in the morning. He didn't want to say that. She didn't want to say, get your son to get out. He practiced that. He threw his knife at the house. He threw his knife at the house. At the house.

No, that let me know if he had a gun. He was a goddamn. He was a goddamn. He threw a knife at the house. Who the fuck was his knife at the house? She still don't know it in the house. She's not an old acorn. He knows, he said, funky piss.

That niggins, that niggins got there. I said, that nigger's crazy. And he threw a knife over his shoulder. That funky fit. When y'all were walking, did he tell you what happened? You just knew y'all had to get out. He told him the same thing. He just said, bitch crazy.

That's it. Bitch crazy. That's all. Damn. That name would have a lot of knives. He just... He'd go back and get that phone. He threw it.

He wanted that bitch to see that. Yeah. He got to leave it in there. Where y'all go, you remember? Hit that bush in front of the house. Didn't even hit the house. That's funny. He called Nick Moore and I know you see that knife outside, bitch.

He thought the motherfucker gonna stick in the dough like on the moon. That bitch is in the bushes. That night was on the ground, dude. Man, pop, real. Didn't even fold it back in. It went through it like this. That bitch. do nothing that shit made a noise that's all it did I know your dad in real because he had you

over there with him with him like oh some other shit with some other kids you want to me my son coming yeah and he's sleeping with your peers yeah tell him scoot over got there yeah yeah I was in there with them kids he said I was looking at her kids like y'all are playing the game and shit I think it was sleep two too cliff heila and uh and uh and uh Oh, she had a gang again. My little brother night. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, so he had another child by her.

So you couldn't even stay with your brother? No, yeah, she threw both of us out. That was my brother, but I was his son. You get the, he didn't come out of her. You got to get out of here. He ain't come out of me, then. Yeah. That's funny.

Do my ass out, man. Well, we'll do some fine shit, bro. No, I don't know. I can't call her. I don't, but she threw me out. She probably going to see this shit, nigga. Somebody going to see it. And they're going to clip it off and spend it to.

They know who I'm talking about. Why you do little Kelly like that? So you think a nigga won't put a woman in her child out? I wouldn't. I can't put no child out, bro. Not while he's sleep. I think he's an idea. Not wildly sleep.

Nick on this, I did. That one's got to be up. Now if he's up, like, in the morning, when your boy got to go. Y'all give you a date? Yeah, but if he's up, y'all, I'm going to go now. No, hell, I ain't waking nobody up out of their sleep. I need a date you got to go, but I ain't going to put no child out.

Well, I'll make it uncomfortable for her to be in now. I'm going to turn the music up. You're going to wait the baby. That's the plan. Get y'all out the fuck about you. I'm going to give you a deadline. I ain't going to kick you out right there. What's the deadline?

Yeah, two days. Two days. All right, that fell. That two days. That two days gets shit together. Now it's going to be uncomfortable at half of you. She's going to do shit to try to get on your. Oh, nigga, I wouldn't want to come back to that, motherfucker.

I can stay away from my house for two days and be comfortable. Man, she might have all your shit just let it. Yeah, she'll do so. That's okay. Dumpitched on your bed. That's a sign that I needed to get rid of her. That's true. I mean, it's over with this.

That's how much it cost me. She's going to shit in your bed. If she's shit in my bed. A bitch shit in my head. I'm a hard, I'm thinking about myself. Then what type of bitch do I fuck with that they actually shit in your bed? When a woman's going, You don't watch them Tala Perry moving,

nigga, they do shit, boy. Ain't one, hey, man. You shit in my bed. I shit in your bed. Whole theater, crack of laughing. Then Maddie'll pop out. Hold on, that's a certain day. Shit a bitch.

That's a big turd. That's a big turd. Hello. Doodoo in the bed. Medea goes to shit. He may not say that. That shit might be on the son. Damn, my dear, me on that next week.

Yeah, go shit. Crazy. God damn, my dear. Well, it happens, guys. Maybe we're going to be in here talking shit all night. Just want to be a blessing. First of many, fellas. 2025, we're taking over again.

One more time, one more time. Not that we ever stop taking over, but it's a takeover. But Dominance, like Yeah, and we're going to see if we can try to go back in time And get our old food back too, man We ain't gonna find that shit They're all the old shit Somebody got, they ain't dead

You know what I think messed up the recipe to the food All them folks suing and getting sick The ingredients in them, they had to take some of them ingredients out Put them fucking ingredients back in them, man Put that spray drop on there, man. For real, fucking. The ingredients. Like the fat dude sued McDonald or whatever, so now their chicken

sandwich ain't the same. A fat dude sued McDonald. On the super side thing. Oh, it made them fat. Like, they were putting a gun to a head and making them eat it. He was a feeling like to that's a little girl on that clip saying, he just

like to fuck around. He was fucking, don't everybody know you're supposed to eat that shit every day four, five times a day. But, nigger, after school right quick. It should be a choice. They should give a choice like, do you want the harmful old school McDonald's?

Yes. The new school. We should have one in every city that sell the harmful shit. You drive to the edge of town and just get all the shit you love. I got some more that harmful shit back. Pizza with the cheesy cheese. Right. Yeah.

Okay. That's what it was harmful, dog. Edge of town. And Coca-Cola with the cocaine? That's a name of better. I want a strip of that. Stomach don't even rumble no more. When you shit now,

He's just got a shit. Ain't no warning. You're the have time to get home and boo-boo. Now you got to boo-boo where you are. You got to go to it. Put your raw ass on a quick trip toilet. Nasty, motherfucker. You ain't hold shit no more.

This food is fucking us up. You remember? You used to be like, I'm a shit when I get home. No. There's not no mood. You got the shit down. Yeah. You're going to shit where you were.

I ain't know John Ryan holding your shit for life. I like the shit at that all. You said a shit where you can shit. You're going to end up shitting that quick trip. And he's going to put somebody here and see that shit in two already. Boy, the shit is there in the police station. I want to press charges. Where's your restaurant on me?

I want to press charges, but where is y'all restroom? Give me one. They got a lot to get in there. One second. Don't let the fire department pull up to put the house out. Hey, Spent, we use your bathroom. I forgot. I mean, you're sitting and you hear this.

Hey, we're about the club. Y'all haven't had to wait. We got the clothes. We got the clothes. Put the key over here. Not right, no. He ain't put the shit. Me the key.

I'm being about two hours, man. You walk out the bathroom, me. Everybody's standing there waiting on you. Come on, man, shit. You know you got the shit bad when you said here. Man. at the bank. Bro.

I ain't a lot, bro. He ain't supposed to be in here this. I was on the road with a comedian. I ain't gonna say their name, man. This was a lot back. And that motherfucker, that was about, probably about two, three minutes for this, about to call him on stage.

Justin Whitehead. Who was it? He was like, boy, he said, I gotta take a shit. I was like, damn, and I hate it for you because you're about to go on stage. No, not no damn. That nigg went and took a one minute shit.

I said, man, I can't see that. That ain't true. That took a one minute shit, bro. That ain't got me. He ain't. Two minutes, three minutes. You get one. 60 second shitter, man.

I can't fuck with you. That's right. That ain't sound too. No, man. You got to get it all out. Some still in there. You can sit down and push so hard. All right, damn, that's fuck.

I hate when I got a shit on stage. I hate that you like shit. I ain't about to have the shit on stage. I'm fin to go right now. Come in to the same. Put your hands. Don't call shit to clap. That's right.

It's cool. It's not. That boy, shit in like a horse. Keel walking. Yeah, that nigga scrubbed his ass on the bad room floor. Like a dog. Bro, that's funny as hell. Bro.

Kick your little foot back. Yeah, white people be having too many manners in the way I was in the battle one day, man. A nigger ain't that shit. He's talking about excuse me. Nick, you ain't got to say, scuba, no. Bigger the shit. And it's really a bunch of, I don't even want to get racist. A bunch of white people out here that actually pull where they got damn.

You go in a Falcon game, be somebody with their ass down with it, don't have to bump in the anchor. At least warning that when they pan down on the ankle. I don't know where he's from. You come to hit the door and this nigga with an ass out pan around the anchor. One time I was in the airport, and I went out to take my phone and he pulled them up. I was like, damn, man. Oh, man, you pulled them up. I'll take a bitch of an ass.

I happen to get a video to let the world see. Because I wanted the word. I really wanted the word to see. That wasn't going to go how you thought it was. In that bathroom? That wasn't going to do in that video. No, what I was going to... Honestly, bro, I was going to put in my story or something.

Look at this nigger in this bathroom. You got to put it in your close brain. No, man. You can't put the whole ass in your story, bro. Yeah, man. It wasn't even about my social media at that time. It was really about this nigger. I had never seen that before.

That's fucked up. It's fucking. That's fucked up. You're like, man. Dube, he was engaged on me closely. Only who? On the close friend. Like, you put it in your close friend,

his backfire. I don't know, bro. Hey, duh, be trimming on that close friend. I ain't ever post no close friend. I mean, that's not looking like, that ain't the dub. That they got that. I ain't going to say.

Yeah, I'm following you, boy, man. I post that shit. I want to post that out to the world. Yeah, man, Doug, check your page. Man, somebody on that. Nah, that's me. I didn't put that out for. Nick.

Duh. Dump. Oh, you did. Well, standing in the urinal, man. Yeah, that's some wild shit. You're right, though. I ain't lying. I see through with my own eye.

I'm about to turn that corn. Thrip. Oh, ass out. Boy, poor their pants up and walked off like nobody's business. We can't caught this flight over the Cancun. You better than me. I ain't somebody in there shitting it out. Hey, you stick, ain't?

You gotta bring back shame, bro. People ain't a shing. Like a nigga battle rapper. My man's hold that dirt. Hold it down. Hold it down. We got to bring back shame, man. Motherfuckers is just getting away with anything.

Yeah, man, talking to somebody while you're shitting it. It's fucking insane. That's diabolical. Yeah, why are you doing that? Hey, buddy. Talking out loud by yourself, why are you shitting this crazy? Let alone talking to a nigga that you don't know. Man, the funniest person who ever took a shit.

What? On TV or, like, movies. Oh, right. With Big Mama. When Big Mama hit that band, too, what shit? That nigga mom was in that motherfucker. That shit was funny. Dumb and dumber.

When that boy sat down on that toilet, man. He had that, that, uh... I got a... We watched that in a minute. And that nigga was shooting. He was just coming out, and then he started stumping his foot, trying to get it out of his head. I was like, but when he first started shooting his leg was straight out, like,

this dude, this dude said up in the toilet. It's like, as soon as he got his pad down, he went, That was a funny shit, I like this. I was like this. I was like, what the fuck? That nigga let the wind up. It would throw in their hands, trying to do that.

That thing was throwing that motherfucker shit to me. That was the funniest shit, man. I got to rewatch that. Dorm and Dahlmer. Now, that's a classic. You think that's his best movie? Who? Jim Carrey? Yeah.

Well, no. I don't know. Dom and Dumber is a hell of a movie. The movie, I got me myself and Irene up that way. Yes, man, liar, liar. He got a lot of stuff, bro. Liar, liar. What's the name of the one where he played my man

from Saturday Night Live? Man on the movie. Man on the moon. Oh, he ain't seen that. That's just good. He played Andy Kaufman. Yeah, Andy Kaufman, yeah. Juno show.

It wasn't. He got some classics. He got, yes, man. Oh, is it 23? Number 23, yeah. Number 23, yeah. Topsy Crest. Damn.

What's the one where he went broke? him and his lady when they started robbing shit Dick and James That shit funny as hell too Me myself and Irene Yeah, they don't my shit Boy

Oh man Luce all mine When he said Cut this shit Those boys' dicks are bigger Than them so Cut this shit When he wouldn't have men

His kids Yeah, big ass black nicks Terry Cruz Damn Yeah What was this something Hey man Yes sir

we gotta wrap this thing up anything y'all want to leave with the people hey man everybody up here in the movie man department's part two own hey hey hey hey hey hey hey yeah i'm talking about the problem too everybody in here in the trap comedy special coming out soon as well everybody up here on that okay sir and see these situationships all us niggas is in that coming out this year too the situation situation shit yeah man tip did another movie man man man, you know what I'm saying? It should be really good. It's a romantic comedy.

Got him, me, Terrence J. My girl, Camillian, you know what I'm saying? Dominique P. from Insecure. It should be dope, man. My niggas right here. Nav. Hey, Doug. Millie's thinking when we do it.

Nah, y'all niggas. Y'all niggas drag y'all seen out, though. Oh, yeah, they had to make us stop. Yeah, the nigga was crazy. They had to make a stop recording. And they make y'all do ex for shit that wasn't on the shit. They're going to never put it in there. I know how that shit worked, bro.

gonna be excited they just like to laugh on set yeah they already cut it down i seen it they already cut that shit down camera wasn't on crazy camera wouldn't on not done tell the truth you for real he ain't lying today yeah tip will show him to edit quick yeah tip like the shit on it yeah i cut your part down yeah but niggie you did it to me too i know you don't you be trying to get that duff nigg but you fuck me up and they're gonna cut my shit out for real Any chance you get, man. Eat peasy. Watch this again.

Start it over. Watch the Thanksgiving episode. I watch the Thanksgiving episodes a lot. You didn't watch the Trap Awards. Man, y'all niggins, y'all. Y'all niggas are some foul niggas, bro. Those niggins are having me host some shit knowing they ain't fin to win and shit. Damn.

You win? That's a dirty-ass shit. You ain't win? You waited to the end, bro. I thought I'm caught an attitude. And what did you learn from this? Don't be catching no motherfucking episode. Now 2024 me.

New year, new me. New year, new me. So now I need my award up front before we start the show. You don't get no award, motherfucker. Up front before the camera. You don't get no award for doing what you're supposed to do?

Hand me my award. Let's go. It's time to start the show. Simple of that. I hear you, man. Doug, what you got? Hey man. All the movies.

Hey man, I really got a, basically just working on myself, you know. Oh, shit. Working on myself, man. Just trying to keep my skin smooth, teeth white, you know. That's about it. Hey. Everything ain't coming to me, man. I don't deserve a lot of shit that happened for me, man.

I don't even deserve it. It's just coming. Oh. Been at it so long, she's just coming. Movies. I want to shoot like a little 15. A little 5.15 minutes. You should do it.

Put that shit out. A little 5 15 minutes. Might as well. It's time to do it. One joke. Put it on the channel 85. I ain't one joke or something. Yeah, because you could do it.

Do one long-haired joke. Right. Because, yeah, even when, I was like, boy, he was like, boy, I got so much. He didn't get to him. I said, boy, that joke could have been a little. That nigga dug know how to stretch that motherfucker. They do one joke and leave their head.

Get the fucking. That's something you can't even teach, bro. Yeah, you'll see that nigga do that joke one time he'll come back doing the game, like, God, damn. Yeah, you do one joke would be hard as fuck. That'll be hard. Got this show with Nick Cannon, he hit me about a show probably about a couple months ago.

I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it ain't that show. I ain't, I ain't going. I don't think I'll ever get back on that show. Hey, that shit is so funny.

Carlos walked up to him and said, Hey, man, I think you're in trouble. I knew you were. This thing is so crazy, dog. Bro, this nigga crazy. This nigga crazy. That was the crazy shit. I had to see you for a long time.

In a long time. My fault, Amy, cut you off. He's doing it now. It's called Nick something. The Daily Show? Yeah. All right, yeah, for sure. The Daily Cannon.

He just hit me up about it. Yeah. What's up, Doug? Yeah, yeah. I know you're gonna go up there, actually. I'm saying that good. Yeah. Well, you said some shit too and I ain't clap for you?

No, that's fun, bro. They ain't clapping for you. Because you know, Dubb don't let, he don't want a niggas be happy for him. So he got, he got, when that nigg was in the booze movie, we don't have the white's party for him. That they were mad as hell.

Why the fun y'all show me so much love? Yeah. Man. You nigg's getting slow. He's me. He's me. Power of your dub. Man, fuck all that proud shit, man.

Hey, you still ain't shit on stage. I'm a real comedian. Being proud of me, ain't gonna make you funny. I'm a real comedian. Fuck this movie shit. Ain't gonna make you funny. Being proud of me ain't gonna make you funny, you still ain't shit on that stage.

He's a nice guy. I was like, I know. Being nice guy. He's a very nice guy. I hate it. I hate that any shit on stage. I hate it. Very nice guy.

Get a shirt off his motherfucking back, man. But, and you're the friend, you'll tell a nigga that in his face So I would, yeah, that way. You ain't no fake nigga who go. That was crazy. Then I tell you when shit last week. Hey, hey, come here.

I'm finished. Hey, he ain't been shit longer than you. Come here. What? I'm on the phone with Justin White yet. Hey, you remember when you first started? What I said when you got outstage the first time I saw you. You were and you still ain't.

That's, I call you fake. I'm trying to tell you. You ain't. That's all I want it. It's a lot of comedians. I never said that to them. And that's it. I was telling the truth the whole time.

If I happen to tell you one shit, then you're not even around right now. You're not even around. I ain't told no nigga that they're still around because they was shit. It just be the truth. You ain't supposed to say it, but I just said it. Yeah.

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