The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Haha Davis Episode With DCYoungFly and Karlous Miller | Ep. 118

Episode Date: February 16, 2018

Detroit Comedian Haha Davis stops through to catch with D.C. Young Fy and Karlous Miller but his entourage steals the show! A roast session breaks out before the crew gets to talk about their plans for 2018, new shows like TRL and Haha Davis in Meet The Blacks 2! This week's sponsor is www.camsoda.com/85southshow FOR MERCHANDISE HIT www.85southshow.com/shop FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.instagram.com/joe.toscano CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Abraham Lincoln hat I don't want no fucking regular as manager I know that I need one, but man, if the nigga ain't wearing fucking goddamn lepracron shoes and the goddamn Abraham link. Where you find this nigga at, bro? And I don't want the nigga to think I'm capping.

I'm just saying, like, I'm on the inside of the industry. I need a manager, but I need a nigga who wear silly-ass outfits too. I need a silly outfit, nigga. Everybody in my crew goddamn serious and shit, you got a silly outfit nigga who'd keep the spirits up. The morale and shit is high as hell. Flatt, you gotta see this nigga with this Abraham Lincoln hat, bro. This nigga right here, you don't see him?

Hey, y'all! In the city. Monopoly hat, boy, that's a old man's gold looking at. Get out of jail free hat, having that. That bitch don't come on. That big glue to his head, though. Yeah, we got to give you a shirt, man. You can wear blue in Detroit.

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This bitch feels thick as hell. It's cold in Detroit. We're trying to look out for you. Hey, this shirt repeated what it was. He was like, oh. They're doing it up here, though, man. bitch on how to wear a shirt in this bit. Man, that nigga looked at that shit.

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Look like one of them good-ass small four with a big-a-cote. Niggas, shoot like a motherfucker. Shoot like a boy with a trace-hand tough shot. Dribling an ass-small. Can't you tell, that big-a-coat. Put the camera on them. No, because look, we'd be at the crib, though. Did he say certain shit that just remind me or that nigga?

I feel like, bro, you act. What if he said? He'd be like, fuck, you, this is it? No, he's just... Well, your camera white. This nigga got a color-fack camera. Oh, what? I don't want nobody to steal my camera, so let me get that white one.

Nobody going to steal your shit. If anything, that shit noticeable. Nigger, go steal, you know what, I'm going to take this white one. I'm going to get that. What I'm doing? Hey, the nigga who's stealing camera going to put that bitch down. I stole that all of them put that white one down. He's like, he's going to be trying to show it off.

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It's in there. Shit right here. I thought the shit was gonna grow back. It's what you do, man. My shit fell out two days ago. Your shit just fell out? No, the other, yesterday my shit was hurting so bad. I said, I'm gonna cancel the show tonight.

Oh, you got braces like, your shit put the beginning. No, because look, the braces only go back far as the wisdom TV. It ain't even on the wisdom. Oh, so you're all right? You are right? Yeah, my shit. You got the shit fell out. You got the shit fell out.

You got the two grown in his throat. This nigga said some shit fell out. You two grown for that type of shit. Nah. I mean, you know... I mean, we... This thing is still got baby teeth. We sip so much of this Hennessy, man.

The teeth fall in there? Yeah, this shit got... Hennessy, cancel this shit. Hey, hey, look, there's so much sugar in this shit, though, for real. No. Oh, but you're in Henderson. You know, you know, you keep a cup and hand, dog. Hey, that, nigga, I told...

You keep a cup in here. Hey, we was out of Houston, this shit. I try to pass a dick, D.C. a cup. I say, D.C. hit this hen, he said, hell no, you need to stop your ass yelling. You got to get that shit. I thought the knee has sick. I said, boy, you got sick. Man, shut the fuck.

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You're trying to get some head from a bitch. I don't even like later on. Trust him. But the Henny ain't as bad as this shit these niggas sipping, though. That's what's killing nags. That's what's put niggas to sleep. He niggas out here drinking food color. This one I knew shit was Syrica.

One nigga had drunk that shit that he had to go to the hospital. And the niggas got right on the ground behind him, like, shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Say the nigga left the hospital and grabbed right back to it like shit. Come on, man. I can die. That's the only thing I didn't fuck with because I knew for a fact. If it was good, I would have got a dick.

Hey, my man did that shit. The cameraman the other day, he called me like, bro. The nigga with the white camera. Look, yeah. The nigga called me. He said, man, I ain't drinking any more. The doctors say, man, if I keep drinking that shit, my motherfucking pancreas going to fuck up. Nick came out 30 minutes later.

We was pouring up a whole film. for Hennessy. Nigger don't give a fuck. Niggas just to get drunk. I'm telling him. I want to shout out to them niggas, man.

Niggas who'll be saying shit like I don't even know what my motherfucking pancreas is. He wants to talk. He said these little shit outside. Yeah, and I'm going to say it for the folks at home who ain't him he said out of his.

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Big up to us That rubber band was around $50,000 and you go take it off And put it on your head Hey man, these niggas In here wilding, bro It was all he wanted Just one pony

It was great that was good I got it Bro, we got the nigga with the Abraham Lincoln hat on Nigel with the one rubber band Hold on, look, look, look, Pete Gay, now you niggas ain't gonna just keep going

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They won the fiber talking shit. Niggins, fuck my motherfucker. Abraham Liggin hat up. Smush my motherfucking hat. I got a rabbit. He's talking about a nigga that pulled my hell. Ain't nobody pulled your goddamn out. The niggins ain't pulled my ass.

You're gonna put it in half shit. Ain't nobody gripped them damn braids. Oh, shit. Ain't nobody gripped them damn brates. How did you brought this shit together, man? What's going on, bitch, man? How are I be rosa these nigs in his brain? Trust me, these my niggins.

We get it in at the crib. I love it in a boot. Say what's up to the 85 South show audience, man. They've been telling us against you on here, boy. 85 South. What y'all doing? Man, we're here, man. We're lit, man.

What I'm doing? Can you tell the world with me going on? Let these four know, man. What ha ha been motherfucking doing? Man, just working, man. I just did the fucking Detroit Show Comedy Central. I just did Meet the Blacks 2. Mike F. Cat Williams.

We just did that. Lid. That's a movie. You did, yeah. Meet the Blacks 2. My first big movie, you know what's crazy about that movie. You know when you go do the movies and shit, a lot of niggas don't show you love, right?

So I got to the set. I got it came into the trailer. A little Duval walked up on. Oh, what's up? Duvard, I'm hard David. Oh, yeah. We're going to see what you got when we get to the same. Hey, but niggas, you got to prove yourself with the niggas, though.

You know what I'm saying? You got to make sure you got it. He's going to, he's definitely going to be going to talk that shit. Duvall, my nigga. I'll fuck with the niggas though. But I want to know how big it was your trailer. Was it the one that you had the TV in? Yeah, I had the TV.

What? Yeah, I had a TV. Did we have a TV? Did we have a TV? Oh, we had a TV all this. Yeah. I had a TV. Oh, you was in the trailer.

Look, who was you dressed like that? They gave DC, he had a fat back TV in that bitch. They got that nigga to fat back. I had nothing. I, my shit, look like a cell. He got that bitch, it was just a comb in there. Nika, they gave milk. Matter of fact, it was, it was, it was a nigger like you, who's supposed to be my security.

He would call it, bitch. They gave him security when he was in Neem it. That motherfucker gave me a trailer so old. That nigga, you know, I would be security, but it's cold. I here, fuck that. That's a motherfucking hat. He goes to the house. Bro, first of all, I want to slap the female who braided your shit.

Because she had to dig so deep. She had to dig so deep to grab nothing and braid something. That bitch crocheted the hell out of your shit. You know what? Your shit looks like surgery. I just want you to shit look like surgery wounds. Oh, shit. What are you that got out of surgery?

You got like angel hair. You got Loubraided. and a part. You don't know what you want. You want brain and no-how. What's the style of you? First of all, you had to go get the braids and sit in the chair and like, look,

don't fuck with none of this. I just want you to fuck with all this. So he's like, how long you want the part? I just want the part to start from here. And it right here. But where you want it to go? Where is supposed to go to?

But, you know, if you get creative, you can have that motherfucker go all over him. You want to. Where'd end that? I want a shit to come down. Have your people here. Hair ain't growing, though, fam. Huh?

Have your niggas hair in here and growing. I ain't gonna say to me. A lot of niggas. A lot of niggas here. I don't know what's going on on that tab. That's your home boy. But my man right here? Hey, hey, hold up, though.

You're not going to act like this nigger in this stunt on you and take the hood off of the whole white man here. Who? The nigger took his hood off here. What are you talking about, bro? The nigger took his hood off and was mixed like a motherfucker. Hey, that nigger, guy, you're like, in hell. He's like, niggum.

Let me tell you something. This shit is flourished. Okay. This shit is flourished. I'll cut this shit up right now. It'll be back tomorrow. You got me fucked up. It's flourished.

Hey, y'all niggas is retarded. But, see, this is some of the shit I love, man. This shit feels like being in the hood on the porch and you pull up with your partners and nobody's safe. We really did bring a hood to a goddamn off and sweet. Yes, we did. I know. Kent is at the house He, no, he trusts us

But he definitely at the house like See, this is the shit I've been talking about, I knew it They was going to bring more than what they said Bro, this shit is crazy Because it's like if you look on that wall right there It's real motherfucking work on there Like that's somebody's job Like, do you see that? That shit said 130K

Come on, bro. These niggas got goals Come on now. They're doing shit I'll fuck with it. Niggas working. But we don't know what none of that shit means. Me either, but we'd be supporting them so hard We feel like if they do reach the goal, we had something to do with it. I remember one time I put Follow D.C. and you'll fly by the goal. I was like, just make sure you follow me.

It's all that matters, my nigga. All right, look at me the niggas working. When that movie coming out, my nigga, and much success to you on the movie. That's going to be big as a motherfucking. Yeah, yeah, that movie come out of Halloween Day. Next year, Halloween? You're up this year. Man, it is going to support it, man.

I liked it the first time because I knew everybody in it. Now, they don't brought more niggas in it. Yeah, they went hard. They brought so many niggas for this one. They tripped out. Yeah, I had to call them the niggins like, them ain't called my phone, but they did. I'm gonna go, I'm still go buy a ticket to watch.

They didn't hit you. They don't. I called every nigga that was in that pitch. No, look, though. You know how you and Will Packer got that relationship? That's how me and Deion Taylor was. Like, he hit me like, because Snoop Dog put him on me, like two years ago, but we built a relationship over the time.

Snoop can fuck with you. Snoop's like the first. That's my big homie. But no, see, Snoke actually fucking with you. Snoop actually fuck with you. I can't say I came to the rent did. He came to the rent really probably didn't like me. This nigga here.

He's not going to stop until he hit one. He got to hit one. You just over-grewed. You can't even have a turtleneck. Where in your neck? Your turtleneck is on your end. This nigga turtle neck is on his ends. This nigga is warm.

This is natural fruit you're married. Amen. Wow. This is going to get crazier. I can already tell. You built like you got damn trained dogs. I just want you to know that. You can train any dog.

No, no, I can train to watch this. Watch this. Watch this. You know that nigga. That nigga hate bad dogs. Let me tell you. 85 saw, so we're in the bill. He'll stop a motherfucker walking that dog.

Hey. Come here. I know what you're doing, you got it on the third loop. It need to be on the second loop. Ugly, I'm gonna'all. They more responsible on the second loop. Ugly a nigga, a nigga. Hey, man, come on. Now, now, the way your gong set up, you can't laugh like that, big dog.

It was. You like the dog won't? Oh, but it was. Don't feel you know. Okay. You see, I got louder. I see, I got louder. I see, don't bust a blood belt.

I'll fuck with you. Y'all, y'all diggers is funny. Hey. Yeah, yeah, that nigga went to jail for Robert before. Don't you tell about that that nigga that nigga talk? He's been jailed for Robert before. You niggas down. I like your accent down here.

It's like a snicker. He's got caught. Niggas. Stole a truck. And they really was petted. Your head with the jail. Yeah, yeah. With your head kick.

Hey, man, this is the daily vibes time show. This is your podcast for all the holes who got one nipple pierce. One nipple. Come on, we ain't come here to tell them all that. Tell them all that. I hit these niggas. Hey, no. We need to put the if-ons on to hit these niggins.

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We could either have two, four sets or three half sets. We don't have everything. We're trying to shell, my nigga. You think we bullshit? This is some real hood shit. No, this shit real. Red Bull didn't send us no money, but they sent us some red. But when they send the red bull money, we're gonna get some more shit.

Trust me, we all from the same. Look at all these cords, my nigger. This shit ain't even Bluetooth. Hey, your man's over here complaining about how niggins asking him for money and shit he's like man this bitch won't another 50 damn hey this nigga just a complaining ass nigga he like i don't bought the baby so shoes like god damn i'm not i'm not gonna squeeze for man your vibes i'm not about to sit here listening you argue with ben and seagull god damn because your jokes come from another place

i like that you got on a little shirt but some big-haired pants i just I just, I don't know if you parachute in the goddain. Hey, I don't know if you work on calls or what. I just need you get the fuck out. You know, the academy having them big ass overawls. Oh, no. No, what type of tools you fuck with. You just made the nigger with the white camera fall to fuck out.

And the niggins were reaching for some shit. Take some goddamn pictures on that, dude. That camera on work, bro. Oh, he said That shit All those pitch is Blur in here Work

My nigga shit Worked You don't let the chair All the way down You're gonna look retorted Than the motherfucker Man Hey, the niggas

gonna see you on this bitch But I ain't know The nigga was paralyzed bro Hey Hey Hey Hey

Look You know when the liquor kick in When the niggas Start sitting like this Like yeah This nigger Here

Hey yo Yo security guy Say you got To go What fuck you got to go It's a Sunday We're gonna go do, what club we're gonna go do? I gotta do a club.

What club is? We'll pull up on your ass. Sunday? Where y'all at? Josephine. That's why all the New Orleans chicks be at that. Josephine loud? What's that?

Right there, uh, James, Jay Lab. Oh, that's how I get both of them. They got the game. I get sweet loud to Joseph. There's New Orleans people in that a night. I'm like fuck around. They got the New Orleans people there? I don't need to fuck around.

A nigga hit me with a. Them shit say tities. Nigger had say tities. I think said what you thought it said bro titleless the golf ball okay I'm just trying to see what the L is yeah but no no on some shit no weird shout of you boys y'all be niggins wow hey man appreciate this what you need to do keep making them funny-ass video my favorite shit out of all the shit you then did is when them niggis fightin of them chicken nuggets man I post that shit about the favorite one is when the nigger be saying he in jail

time my man this shit fit to be a breeze I just fit to do my time nigger but they're like drop them draws, big fella. He's like, all right. They ain't come in there to do all that. I'm like, this nigga. Hey, we did the jail skit on stage. Me, Nav and Marco, I had them boys get in them boys. And that nigga, the nigga, freestyle, all this shit. But we did it, though.

We did it for the people. Hey, this one, that's why we fuck with Nav, man, because it don't matter what you ask that nigga to do. He could do that shit. Hey, man, one thing by my boy, it don't matter how big his gums is. He's gonna take a bite out of crime. He's gonna... My butt down the bite.

But down to bite some shit, yeah. Hello, I can call that nigga right now. He's talking about who you need me to bite me, dog. I'm like, I'm a dick, boy. Man, that's fucked up, though. Don't do him like that, man. That boy, Joe, don't zoomed in with that little pornographic-ad camera, man. Yeah, let me get tight on this pussy.

Man, you fucking with, you fucking with L-O-L on some shit? Yeah, me and I met, you know what's crazy about that? I had damn Kevin Hart. because this was my first time selling out of Atlanta. So I hit him like, man, I'm doing my first sell-d-all show in Atlanta, man. You got any advice for them. You wanted them, nigga? No, not, not that.

God damn, lozen. No. God damn. He ain't big bro about to do some shit. Tell me something, man. Give me some points. Well, you made me feel bad. I'll finish.

I'm just bullshit. Ain't even bad mine. Hey, no, but it was just like on some real shit. He just told me like, man, it's like whatever happened, man. Just take it all in and learn from it. Oh, he replied. Yeah. He didn't tell you shit.

Don't just take it all lead. Hey man, you any advice? Hey man, look at everybody. Make sure you make some great memories. Remember all this shit. What? No, shout out to Cabo hard.

He's a real nigga, though. Hey, man, give me some advice. You want me to tell you how this nigga was a real nigga, though? What if he would have gave you some off-ass advice you couldn't? Make sure you wear a red shirt, my name. The shit sold out. People want to see you in red. But the other colors, niggas got on here.

But the other colors, niggas got on here and you go with the red. This nigga is real nobody. But let me tell you, though. This nigga is such a real nigga, bro. Let me tell you how the shit they'd be crazy, bro. It was him fabulous and a couple more people than that right. I've seen that shit. You had posted about it.

They're in the club roasting each other. These niggas with millions of dollars in the club roasting each other. So I had a hat that's a polo. So, you know, I don't know. When nicks get money, they just, they roasts in materialistic ways. You know what I'm saying? It ain't really nothing else to roast about. It's a financial.

He's like, ah, you got a porch, nigga. Ah, they got a porch. You know what I'm saying? They're like, you in a Honda. Everybody going to laugh because niggas are in. Jack Wards and Bellamy Barks. Nigger, I had polo across my chest, right? So I go in this session.

He's like, D.C., come here. Come here. The music going on. He's like, your hat has polo on it. Everybody goes ballistic. I'm like, oh, you niggas think this shit. Hey, all you niggas laughing at me and he had a pocket

on his shirt, but I'm like, nigga, Keev, your shirt got a pocket on the top and you using it. Like, your phone is in that motherfucker right now. Like, you can't even bend over for it enough. Your shit falling the fuck out. You feel it, but

we're roasting in the club and that's just right then and now, I say, oh, shout of a real nigga. He could be in here, and his wife was right there, chilling in the cut. You know what I'm saying? But these niggles roasting like they have a good time roasting each other in the club i'm like damn that's what rich niggas do that's all right now and laugh at the success yeah yeah you should don't change no matter how big we get we're gonna always be the same people

we were before we start that's not all not everybody I'm changing my nigga I'm tired of this shit you got to change you got to change certain things certain things about is going to change but we're not going to change no you you're a real one but you got to change you got to change You got the change in the realest form. It's like, it's like, you know how Captain Planet? Oh, shit. Even though them niggas is, they didn't want to change, but when they put their rings together,

they formed into the realest nigga ever. And you know, Superman ain't fight on the crime. Oh, man. Beanie Siegel got mad enough. Hey. You just ain't had a cave for to see Captain Planned. But I see where you was going. You blind and why?

Is you blind in one eye? Is you... Is you blind in one eye? I just see a little island. Just because you ain't get the analogy because you ain't had cable, motherfucker. Would you rather me say Scooby-Doo? This nigga here, bro.

You run with a wild bunch of people. I should have put it in an analogy of a neck. It's like having a not having a neck. And then when you get one, you feel an appreciating. Man, y'all introduce... You feel it. Introduce your partner. That's comedian.

Hey, that's a, nigga built like a cologne bottle. Come here. Come on, man. The travel size. No, that's, that's comedian of Blackberry. He was like,

he was like one of the movies. He built like a Chanel cologne bottle. The state kind. He's telling you who this is. You squirt their seat? No, I don't want that one. I don't know that one.

They're still trying to buy. It's on sale. Uh-uh. I don't want that one. You built like rim on a man. But you look like you got a whole bunch of these in your trunks. They don't go to nothing. You need a card.

You know, I can put a hoax now. If you put that in your... If you put that in your radio. You're stupid, bro. What's wrong with you, my nigga? What's wrong with him, bro? The jacket ain't shit. He don't know the hat.

Blackberry. I think there was a brother of this coat back here. That was it going. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. I liked that one. I like that one.

I knew he was going to have one because he's been cooking for two. He's been trying. He's been waiting. He's like one of me is going to work. He's going to relax now. He's going to relax. You finally got a little get back. That nigga had a scrope.

What do fuck wrong with your hand? Shout out the black beard. That nigga hand already came prepared. That nigga hand came for a shit. That nigger hand already in the shit. That nigger hand already in the shirt. Shake your hand. Hey, man.

I don't know how to fuck y'all do. Hey, y'all, niggins is crazy. Hey, we have this shit. I just dab that d'n, that d'niko pull it up. I like, I appreciate that. Then you got the permanent guy. I didn't got the Lego man here. Did I just grab a seat?

Did I just grab a seat? Like, did this thing have way hard to stroke? You poured it out of his pocket. Like, did this thing have hands permanently in the hand? That niggas pulled out a hook That niggum pulled out a hook That niggum like, boy, I appreciate that Man

Hey man That's the type of shit we do over here on the 80s Knicks can't go to school together That's why God put us in different states Because he would have been put out of all the type of school. Bro, we wouldn't have never learned shit We wouldn't have learned shit We were all in school together, man

We wouldn't have been in my clad, bro We wouldn't have learned shit, man I'm telling you. Hey man, my nigga My nigga ha ha just stopped in here to flow with his Nick said he's about to go host A gospel twerk contest No you not

I don't know what we're going. I'm definitely going to that. Come on, y'all want to go to that big night? Man, we might fucking run. I can't think I can see no gospel twer. I feel like everybody's going to hell. I can't do that one. A gospel twirl.

Do it for God. Hey. Hey. If they was twerking that church, I'd be like, boy, God coming in by 10 minutes. Amen. He's about to walk in this motherfucker like, hold up. And y'all be to make God curse for them. Oh, hell long.

Ain't no gospel song. gospel song gonna keep you out of heaven my name God don't work like that He's not gonna let a song No because God got a God got a sense of humor

Because he wouldn't have us one If he ain't had one of them Right you know what I'm saying But you know I know God It's a real nigga Because when he was dying He's tripping He gave my boy

A button naked bitch No this is how you know God He said turn around He said what I'm supposed to do With that man Talk to him man All you got to do It's all you got to talk to her man

It's right thing in your face man God black God black He made Adam first, right? Then he made Eve, right? What did he make Eve out of? A rib. A rib!

That's some black man shit right there, bro. That nigga was barbecue and like, you know what? They ain't never tell you what he did with the rest of them ribs. That shit tastes like something. Let me keep going. That's why ribs so goddamn good. So I ain't here. Let me see, the gristle.

The gristle is strong. Hey, man, on some real shit. I'm glad you got to stop through this bitch before you blew it. blew up, before the movies and shit. Yeah, because I know DeSemmy, this nigga probably won't 10,000, just to come talk on some free shit. Trust me.

Nah, you don't do that to the diggers you've been knowing before this, like. But even sometimes with niggas you know, you're like, just shoot me a little of something. He'd be like, ah. Man, throw me, thomas, just show me, just show me your fuck with. Check him and just say you got something.

I'm like, aye. Get a nigga a cat of the Red Bull. He don't need any nudge. They're going to be geeked up when he lead it, motherfucker. Oh, you know the PayPal? You don't know the guy? Oh, yes, I do.

My PayPal. Popping right now, though. Detroit popping on the music. Shout of T. Grizzler, man. T. Grizzler. He's going to Caj, dog. I got to stop. Big Sean.

You can fuck with Caj dog? You can't. You're from the wrong hood. I love Cade dog. What happened, man? I don't know. What happened, man? Shout out T. Grizzly, man.

Shout out T. Grizzly, man. We don't know what the fuck happened. Well, I eat that coo. Your cameraman laughing too goddamn hard. I ain't that coo. Shout out T. Grizzly, though. You're going crazy for the season. Yeah, T.

Grisley going crazy going crazy. Grizzy putting on for the city, man. Went to the Roli store with a roly on. That defeated the whole purpose of going, but he went. That's my guy. You know what's crazy about what he doing? Because my man's Dex Osama. I rest of the beat, Tex-O-Sommer.

He was the first one to do the drill music from the city. He had died before it's time, but... And then after him, we... Shot him were going hard, too. He was going crazy. He had just signed to Mick Mills when he died in the city. But, like he's saving, you got to get out of there before it's too late. Like, remember, because I hit you a couple of weeks, like last week.

Like, bro, you got a move. a certain way because in this game niggas gonna hate on you but like you say sometimes you forget who you are yeah like with that little situation I kind of forgot yeah and got comfortable being a comedian and not always

just like you have a $40 than an old-ass iPhone yeah this nigga here you probably don't even know what an app is a nigga probably tell you to download an app you like

I ain't got no computer you're like damn what time are you living in motherfucker You got to buy it like you work at Target, nigga. Come on, man, get that nigga. And you look like the nigga who work at the grocery store and know where everything yet.

Nigel be like, you know what I can find a break. Hey, well, you can find that in 5B. You know what a salt? Oh, wait a minute, oh, 10 C. I got it, that nigga though everything. He's stupid. Ah! Huh?

Nick gonna fuck you up and come in the grocery store. You're like, what a corn machine? You're like, god damn it. I do not know what a car machine. Man This shit Don't never stop over the If you can't handle this shit

If you can't handle this This ain't funny you man Niggas do this shit all day You know what I need to take more responsibility Of my job More responsibility I can't believe that

It's funny because niggas say he know where he ain't got I need to take more responsibility I need to take more responsibility Oh my job that's all comedians do it talk shit though can't take this nigga over no by the house he always complaining god damn this little ass couch that's all these niggas doing over here

nigga on the couch by himself he's talking about this a laugh couch god damn yo your TV don't work yeah you better get up and press the power button this nigga lazy in other people houses god damn ain't that about a man should have stayed well as that in the basement Hey, man. I bet your speaker phone don't work on your phone, do it.

That nigga taught me how to do comedy. That nigga's how to do stand-up. Hold on. You hear what he said. What he said? He taught you what? He taught you what? He taught me how to do stand-up.

Yeah. So he's one of them niggas who wasn't no hate him. Like, bro, I got you on this. No, on stage. He looked like a defense alive. I already know. That's all he can teach. He don't want no offense alive.

I'm in interview mode. Trying to act like I don't know. I can make a nigga talk now. Tell me about that shit. No. He taught me, he taught me, like before. He always doing this shit. I never talked about nothing.

I didn't know how to do it. That's about it. That's about it. This nigga, all he ain't doing this. He'll never be talking about shit. How you did your thing, got that, my nigga. You built like an A. And you built like a substitute teacher to teach the Avergrader.

That is you talking about. You know what? All eighth graders come with me. All eighth graders come with me. Come with me. They fuck with you because you don't let them work like that. Now, I need you to act like you're working, all right? Now, you can do what the fuck you want to do,

but I'm going to need you to act like you're doing something in here. You ain't going to disrespect my class. Wait a minute, class. Everybody knows I'm the cool niggas. But you're going to act like you're doing something in here. All right? Carry on. Carry on.

Hey, man. I can't deal with you all. Oh, man. I'm over here trying to get them, acting like I'm doing something important. I'm just in this motherfucker. I don't know what's going on. It needs to keep giving you jokes, bro. You know I can't do it.

No, what you were saying? What you were saying about the situation didn't happen? I can't take it. I can't take it. Tell us what you were saying about the situation. Which one? The situation we were talking about. Which one situation?

The situation situation. Ben, you were talking about. I wasn't there. See, he fucked up. You fucking forgot. The shit that he asked you about that you were talking about. when you forgot when i hit you was and he was like he called you and was like bro i don't know what the about um about the who san diego oh about the san diego shit yeah why you just

ain't say that nigg i don't know i mean i don't know if they're looking for you or not i don't know what's going to i gotta make you know what you see the first time the first the first time niggas went in my car because they know me you see what i'm saying and i left my cars in the hood uh uh automo bill shot where you where you know what i'm saying it's in the hood and you know yeah unattended it's really was longer than i expected i was like damn my shit been up here four months and ain't nobody touched my shit yeah but they ain't get shit because i know i'm better than that but i end up going out of time being a comedian

losing my streak touch because i'm a fucking comedian did some dumb-ass shit i really gave it to him you feel what i got them niggins that shit when i look back and how it happened I left my bag in the hotel room Went to go get in my bag My bag got down That's how your body tip over You look at head He'd talk about

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But this is what happened. I'm going to bring a neck. I'm going to bring a jack so we can jack your chin up so you can put one right there. Look, a glad, but look, I went to go, I went to go get my bag out of the hotel room and put it in my car. You know how the niggas do. We lean our seat back, but the bag behind the seat, and we're thinking the nigga ain't going to look through it. But these nigger professional.

They got a flashlight. So they're looking. They're like, I see this goddamn bag up under this seat. And I gave it to them, man. Because I ain't even used my bag. So I went to go get it. So it really just my fault. Damn.

Stupid. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you. So I can blame nobody with me. I'm just at the crib. Nick, I'm at the show like, man, I can't believe. I just did this old green light of ass shit here. On Christmas Eve, I ain't even thinking. Then when the hungriest of hungry niggas is out purling the street.

And guess what we was at? In a nice-ass-a-neigh neighborhood. That's fucked up. You know the crazy part is that nigga hit a lick off you. He got the money in the computer and the bag. And that nigga just kept on robbing the rest of the night. The nigga got all that shit in one lick. Then robbed another nigga.

Got some gum and some change out there. He was just hit motherfucker. Got their t-shirt. Red Bull. But look, no. Yeah, he was just stealing random shit. But did it thine, though. I'm looking at the camera.

I'm like, damn, it was me seven years ago. I'm like, damn. It was me seven years ago. I can't even be mad at this nigga. You got this ride? We ain't got a, we're going to hold you if you got a ride. No, no, no, I just want to. No, we go.

Boy, when the nigga with the Abraham Lincoln had come over. I think shit be for real. Nick, I ain't even a muslin. I ain't even a muslin. He looked like one. He had me shook in this bitch, man. What a hose at, my nigga? The hood?

Right. Let me ask you this. I'm in yours. I'm in Detroit, right? Hey, Rudolph, we're trying to get out to the career. What a hole is that in Detroit? Like, when we come to Detroit, what is you safely? Like, what can a-

Hold on, hold up, hold up. He's trying to say a joke that didn't hit. What did he say? You just didn't want to do it. Come on, come on, can you tell the world? Can you say it about the analogy, no, nigger? You said that about the analogy, then nobody knows. The nigger called me Rudolph, y'all.

Here we go. Oh. Ah, ha, ha, boom. I don't know. Hey, boy, did you hear the chuckles, though? They got more chuckles than the root off? Yes, it did. Come on, White Carver.

Come on now. Come on now. Come on now. With your self-grade head, Satan having that. I know I'm high, because when I lead this bitch, I'm going to buy a T-bone steak from the Waffle House. No, I ain't fuck with your Wauhaus no more, man. Man, you might as well. Waphaelaw making shit.

No, it wasn't even that, bro. They're nasty, though. No, my manager will give me, I, bro. I said, bro, I said, bro, I said, bro. I said, bro. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. With the top of it.

The only way you can eat waffa, you gotta be drunk or hot. It don't taste good. Oh, and it's gotta be dark. Don't eat that shit with the son out. Your man said what now? The nigga, him. He brought me back the littlest steak I ever had in my life. This motherfucking steak was so fucking little.

Look, my man, and the nigger next to me had the T-bone steak. You're a Mormon? You're a Mormon. You're a Mormon. Oh. No, hey. Who's why everybody warm. I'm just that nigga shaped like he wear them long-a-black

But look dope. And then the motherfucking hash brown. You know them hash brown. You know the hash brown's cold when they all stick together. Them bitches were so fucking... Bitch looked like, hey. Look, I'm talking, I was so mad when he brought me a food. This the thing...

The nigger, no, you know what, well, this shit was fresh. He just ate his food in the car before he brought you your shit. Hey, look, that's how niggas do you. I'm telling you where the world. You're like... Waffle house not even good. It's just to get you to the next day. That's just some survival type of shit.

I feel like for Woffhouse... It is a get you by ass. That's what it is. And we ain't eat the shit to three in the morning, so it definitely wasn't a ditching. Because ain't nothing else open. You just, and the crazy part about it, you paying Walker House to look for other shit. If you would have waited until 4 in the morning, that shit would have been slapping. They'd change shifts at 4.

No, what happened, bro? The whole last night was crazy, though. We ordered a motherfucking pizza at 1130 from a pizza. Ordered a pizza at 1130. That's where you fucked up. They didn't get the pizza at the 12-0-1. They walk up to the dough. They say, let me get our pizza.

The lady say, I'm not opening the dough. She said, why? It's 12-0-1. He said, we order that 11.30. I don't give a fuck. It's 12. We're not giving y'all no pizza. I'm that shit.

Where will y'all go? Pizza hood. Bro, pizza hut. They assholes and that shit to kill you, my man. I say, y'all niggins is crazy. We just want to get some pizza. Hey. Huh?

The only place you can safely eat pizza from now is Domino's. Papa John's races. Pizza Hut tastes like somebody wipe their ass on. What Papa John do to be raised? Little Caesar is nasty is a motherfucker. Papa John instead, they got, oh no, I get them. I get them. Don't mix up, piece of the papagina step.

They got damn, they sauce up a little bit. D.C., bro, I fuck with you, but what's up with this pinky ring, my nigga? You gotta tell me something about it. I put you on my jewelry. Yeah, fuck with me. I got you. You need a pinky ring? No, I don't want a pinker.

I just want to upgrade my little shit, because you know, my shit. Yeah, I look back and look at out my dream pictures and stuff to it. Yeah. Yeah. But your shit blinking, though. No, no, I paid the ticket for my shit, but I'm saying. I'm saying, I'm saying I want to get some, like, my shit. My thing now I want to get a little roly

I'm straight on the road You better get you a Michael Coley I see you upgraded from that bitch though Yeah I've seen the picture with your daughter the other day Look I see the picture of love with your daughter other than I said oh he's upgraded I had a Michael card right And they look let me tell how stupid motherfuckers

Out there in the world here bro Niggas so stupid right I get a Michael card right The one that everybody know The $350 one That I would never thought I'd pay for For a watch All I did was upgrade and go

get the $600 microcourt. Everybody like, well, I see you upgrade a boy. That thing that's shining, boy. See you don't left that mickel cord alone, boy. I'm like, these, niggins. You got to, man. You got an upgrade. You got to upgrade.

I don't have it more than that too long now. This shit got to go. That's a rooney. No, that's a Michael Colson. See, that's exactly why you bought. See what I'm saying? That's why I bought it. Y'all niggins so stuck in the game.

No, no, no, look, though. You know what's crazy about what we do. Niggers don't understand. We're comedians. Niggas be like, damn, bro, why you ain't got the Cuban on? My nigga, we don't need all that. We can't. We ain't no rapper.

We don't, we don't rap. We don't need all that victory on our next. I don't know why any nigger be assuming I'm supposed to be out there with the big-ass Cuban on. They swear we're supposed to have it, too. So I'm trying to do some shit like this. Not knowing this shit about it knocked my tooth out if they hit me. Because this shit real. I'll tell you.

I mean, once I had my chain hit me dead on the tooth. I was like, ooh, I hope my shit ain't kept. Y'all nigg got rich. Y'all ain't here talking about chains and shit. Bro, my nigger don't talk. Don't ever like your car outside ain't worth $30,000. But I just wear a necklace. I don't have a chain.

I just got a necklace. And he got a nice-in' s-s-s. That's a Z-71. I'm sorry. That's all good. Z-71 on 26. Bro, I'm real home. Real, real, real nice and black on black out there.

But D.C., you got three cars, and then they broke and all the three of them. And all the ones are still broke. It's just how gangster this shit is. What you got so many cars for? It ain't that much driving. You ain't here enough to drive. That's why I'm so. Ain't that much driving in the world.

That's why I'm just stuck to my one. little car but I always wanted I never I didn't never really like rims but I always wanted to call with rims but my kind yeah so I got my Tahoe sitting on 28 that's done I got my old school that's put up you know what I'm saying then I just finally

got me a little car for me to drive around then I'm gonna think about getting the Porsche for my birthday though you should oh he's getting too much money I'm gone now this is this year is a real yeah I'm pretty rich you ain't know this I got my little money but shit I'm not about to go on fucking porch I just too I got money I got money but

I'm not spending a back no fucking house, man. You ain't bought a house yet? Bro, do you all this money I've made? I haven't moved out my mom's house. I still stay in the basement. You're smart as fuck. I'm just thinking, but that's about the smart of shit. But your mama house pays for all right.

Yeah, hell yeah. But that's the thing is. See, you ain't got to pay for your mom's house. You good. Don't move to your daddy. I ain't got a daddy so that nigga ain't never. When you leave your mama house, everything changed, bro. Shit don't taste the same.

Yeah. The real world is a name. It's a lot in your house, tastes like you feel that life. Bologna at your mom's house. Good than a mom. Why is it like that, though? When you go make your own food, it don't taste like your own food.

It'd be like it's just something. My mama could never cook. I'm sorry, Mom, I love you. It's got to eat at your mama house. It's going to taste. I'm telling you, bro. You know what I mean, your mama fry some chicken and leave it on the stove and you walk by and you grab a piece.

That shit, that's good. You don't got to do nothing to do it. My mama house are too dirty and junkie. We had clothes on our stove. Hey, hey. Hey, you know why I fuck what you don't? You ain't, you know why I fuck what you don't. You ain't never had to move clothes.

off on one side of a store and had to watch it. So the fire won't catch that side of the store. You're like, man. This is a bunch. Hey, you know how folks you though, D.C. The nigga, the nigga was, you was a nigga who was already on, but you were still showing the roaches. And my mama, yeah.

But you saw the upgrade when I stayed with my mama. Trust me. Got the fuck on from my mama. But that's why people love what we do because we keep it real. It ain't nothing fake about what we came from. Everything that we did is real. We're not lying to you. You know what?

You're keeping it real. But you know what? But you know what, it's, this the part, I'm in the game, right? It don't really matter about how my money you got or whatever. Yeah. I always take care of my mama for her before I even bustle move. You know what I'm saying? All right.

You know, I'm like, when I be trying to install into my nieces and nephew, I'm like, bro, you're going to have kids and all that. But you want to be, you want to make sure that you can take care of your own mistake. Like right now, I can go buy me a crib, but I got a goddamn cleaning up my mama mistakes. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I'm not going to buy no house if I know my mama don't own her house. I can't even sleep in the motherfucker like that.

I can't even do that. You see what I'm saying? Too much responsibility. Yeah, I got too many responsibility to even be trying to worry about yourself. I can't bawl if I want to. Real talk. But I don't feel right if I know that other people can't ball with me. You see what I'm saying?

I want my mom to own her shit before I go got down. That's the crazy part about it. Yeah. But I can't. I get my mom's shit. You'd be thinking about your folks. You'd be like, damn, I could have, I could have did this. You know what I'm saying?

Like I bought my mama a cup. I bought myself a car. Oh, yeah, I remember when you did that. I probably had like 30 racks then. I spent 15 on them. Go ahead. I said, huh? Get you a car because I'm trying to get one,

but I don't know how, I don't know what it is, but I need to get you out of the way. Go ahead, get your Mercedes-Aid, baby. She was stunned on all the church folks. Parking in the past spot. Now you're doing it a little bit too much now. Shit your head down so well. I said, you're tripping, man.

You get a park in the poplar spot like that. That's the best feeling, though, when moms come to you and she needs something, you know you got it, you can provide for her any time she needed. That's the best feeling for me. Like when mom's coming to me and she'd be like, hey, son, I need something. I got you.

It don't matter what you need. My mom needed some surgery and she's like, I need $3,000 to get my surgery. I got you. You know, so that's the best feeling where you can provide for your mama. I don't give a fuck about all this other shit is cool. But, mom? What? Hey, my man, ain't nobody talking to you though.

My man, we've been over here working. All this is all the punishment. No, you can't wait. You can't wait. You felt that shit. No, no, real talk to me. That's why you got a white camera because you can't wait to stunt on your mama.

If you were the cold, if you were a good heart of nigger, your camera be black. That's why. That's the type of a nigga stun on their mama. China, stun on your mama. No, real talk. I want your little broke ass.

Put this on your wrist. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you see you going to stun on your mama? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you said you're going to stun on your mama? He said, I can't wait to stunt on my mama. You ain't heard. You're talking about my way yours.

This nigga, evil. Make sure that nigga don't buy no roll. Man, make sure the niggins But that's what I was up to tell you like Even though you want to buy a rolling, right? Yeah Ain't about what you do it, how you do it You ain't got to have no goddamn

2018 rolls, Russ No But you could have you a 2001 I walked in a rolley store They can vouching for the story I'm telling him we went to We went to the rolley store about two weeks ago Okay

We walked in a rolley store I said damn bro that roly right there Sweet But how much that went over there He said 40, nah nigger got the money But if we spend 40,000 That shit gonna hurt a nigga It's gonna hurt a nigga bad

Foo-Foo. Br, you don't need to spend $4,000. What's a roll-in? Hold on, hold on, hold, okay, like, check this out, right. Check this out, right. They're like how you say, my wife doing that thing. It's glistening. Six hundred.

Now, I don't have to be, have a rolling with these niggins who got $13,000, $14,000. This shit doing the same thing, $13,000, $14,000. It is. But that what I'm saying? Who said that the rolling solidify you as you making money? No, that's just what you want. It's a personal thing, right? No.

Our city, like, where are we from? Right out from these. Oh, you feel pressure to get one? Don't feel it. It's not that we want to. I didn't buy $40,000. And it can go bad, but I'm not feeling embarrassed myself. But if you do buy it for $40,000, I definitely can take you to a nigger who got one for like.

Exactly. That's same. But if you want to still spend that 40, I can say he'd do it for 23 and take the extra. Well, why would we do that? When we, like, you spend the spending 40? No, shit. No, I wasn't. Don't do it.

I looked at it. Nigger might have thought about it twice, but I'm not going to spend you half since you want to spend $40,000 on a watch for what. Nigger, you're going to wake up that. I'd be trying to teach how my niggins by collateral, man. You're by having ass it. It's so much shit we still got to do. It's a lot of shit that we got to do, boy. I ain't even.

I'm down in mom's basement. I got on all this jury, and they got a $40,000 watch put up my bed right over here. Mom still coming to the steps. You hungry? Like, no, that, nigga. That roll it till your mom ain't got to go to work no more. Like, nigga, fuck that. Like, did you come up with niggas that you, like, that was, like,

what you just up through the grind or did shit get different once you got to be? Like, I don't see you with my nigga, like, I just popped up and saw you with Lowe's. So I was like, damn. Not my niggas around? Why, shit, that go my niggas, two niggas out there in the back. It just, I don't have niggas. I don't like do boys. Like, I like my niggas to be doing shit.

You feel what I'm saying? Like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. Listen to me. I be around a lot of people and I see a lot of people when they be having like 10, 20 niggas. Now that I tell you that 10, they're scary. Nigger ain't even gonna travel.

I promise you, you can't even drop a nigga off in Utah. He wouldn't even know what to do. I'm like, goddamn, how damn? Let me get home. Nigg don't even know how to buy a plane ticket. No, real. Niggas fucked up in the head.

You know what I'm not doing shit on their own. I can travel, air, god damn the hell well, by myself. And I could just maneuver like that. You know what I'm saying? But I got my niggas with me, but they don't have to be with me because I'm out here working to put my niggins in position.

You know what I'm about to have my own show. I can put all my niggas on the show. Fuck you come to my, all the, all the comedy shows. You coming to every last company show? You heard these jokes before. Then I got to put you up. Then I got to feed. Then I got to buy you money.

Then I got to buy you weed. Buy your hotel. Yeah, that's too much. Come on, man, too much. I got, I want to go. I got to buy you some jay because I'm getting some and I got about weed. And then you meet a bitch. I got to feed you and this bitch and her friend.

I go to grab something for the show tonight. I ain't trying to buy, I ain't trying to be buying shit in front of my pundon like that. No, no. Even though he might got a thousand or two and something, I'm in his mind for the spit fast in home. I ain't trying to do out in front of my pundle like that, you know what I'm saying? I ain't that type of nigga to be flossing and bouts. Because when I'm out, because when I'm out and if I'm buying some shoes and shit, I like, I don't want to ask my nigga, y'all ain't want to shoot?

You know what I need? You know what I'm like, you want to go ahead? Because you out with me this time, you might as well, but not every time. I'm not going to buy your head no shoes. Right. Yeah, hell yeah, that's how I'd be like, niggas show that type of love, but it ain't gonna be no shit to like, fair.

We're gonna show that love, but it ain't no shit that's like, we're on the road, I can't be, nigga, I can't buy a nigga person. My love with my partner is genuine, man. I'd be all over the world, man. Nicky caught me right now, nigga, you don't matter what it is.

I got it. Well, since you brought it up, man, niggas need to know how to act when they fucking get somewhere, man. And that too, man. If somebody doing something for you, man, appreciate that shit. Don't be out there being ungrateful

because the motherfucker really don't have to give you shit. A whole lot of ungrateful motherfuckers out of this. A whole lot. Nigger, because you were in front of us, goof-ass, nigga. Won't you move on? We got the camera. Then we're looking at the camera, nigga. This nigga feel guilty.

Why y'all looking at me? They say it's that white camera, man. That nigga looked at that ha-ha like, damn, bro. That's that guilt. See, that's that guilt. That be the nigger who'd be like, man, shit, smokes something. We'll roll something.

I ain't got shit. I'll waiting on you to roll up. Type of nigga who won't pass the blood back. That nigga looked dead and aha like that. Br, I thought that shit was going to stay between us. Hey, no, you know what's crazy. That shit crazy because me and him was down in the basement. At my house, because they're having a conversation.

That's hell of a shad, nigger. Look, no, what we were down there talking about? He like, he like, man, fuck this shit, man. When this shit gonna pop? I'm like, nigga, this shit's popping. And I'm popping. No, nigga, when you're gonna put me on? That's what he said.

That's exactly what he said. That's exactly what he said. No, you're popping. Nick, what is going to pop for us? Get away from that. What are you going to pop for us? He don't understand that he Because, first of all, you're in position.

You got your camera. First of all, your pawner don't have to look for no cameraman. You got the camera, so he's going to come to you. Exactly. That's in the circle. So if you got the camera, even if you do other shit, this is how you get in the dough. That camera is in the dough. Right.

Now I got you around me. You got the camera. Nika, if you do music, all your other shit, let these nigger know you do music. And how you're in the dough is with the camera. And I guess what? And how old being there while you're into it. here but don't if you didn't have that camera nobody knew that you took pictures or you got your other shit going on you ain't had nothing to come in the door with right yeah you in the dough

niggas failed to realize you got to come in the door with something like I'm going to bring you with me but I need you to come to the door with but you know I do this I don't know because you don't do it every day do it that's why I be telling them up whatever you good at you do that shit we in the dough we in everybody who know you don't ain't tired of the shit that you do you ain't doing it enough look it in niggas in the dough but you're in the dough but you're in the dough but You don't realize how you're in the dough until you, like, on the outside looking in. That's when you realize.

It's like, you got to think about your shoes or your shoes. Yeah. I can't, they only made for Haha David. You can't put Haha David's shoes on. Because, get what? You don't even know how to tie them, bitch. You need not how to walk in them, bitch. They might be too big, but you never knew it

because he made it walk so smooth. Right. You don't put your foot in them. You're like, God damn, this is a big-ass shoe. Because there are the shoes he filled until he got his own shoes so he can buy. Right. But this is the pressure that you don't.

don't know that his shoe with that bill. You really thought the niggas shoe were real outside 13, but the nigga wore 8. Come on, now. Come on, man. You got to put yourself on. Like, motherfuckers be waiting

on somebody to put them on. But when you get in there, you got to do some shit. Yeah, you got to do that shit, man. I feel like shit like that shit like that shit. Man, shit your sensitive ass up. Nica been in here for two hours. Ain't took one goddamn picture.

Ain't took one picture. That's what we're talking about. You just want to go. You just want to be in the guy. The nigga indicted himself. The nigga indicted himself. The camera to get in with the hole, man. I'm just in these motherfucker.

I ain't taking that picture. He gonna be recording high, one day, all they gonna hear the voice here. Man, I swoon everything. Hey, this nigga ain't even fucking, man. Who voice was that? This nigga on the camera hating, man. That was that you're pocket.

Yeah, man. Fuck this nigga, man. No, there he go. They don't even him. Talking over the shit. Hating on the goddamn footage. You law. You law, you law weight.

All right. All right, man. Your chest looking a little. Chezz's looking a little saggy. Look, I told you what I'm going to do. I got to do. What's you got to do? Oh, come on with it.

I'm just saying your chest looking a little, little saggy. I ain't know if you lost a lot, lot, or? The nigga lost a lot of weight, man. I was never. Bro, this nigga lost so much weight. He ain't, he ain't even tall as it used to be, bro. You know. I was never a back at it.

Man, this nigga that ain't even tall as it used to be. For me? Yeah. When he was taller last time. He was about to eat some pussy. Hey, D.C., my man still wanted $15. My man. My man won't

You got a gram for me? You got a gram for me? You got a gram for me? Oh, my God. I got it. I've got it. You're great, bro. My man wanted $15 back for that gram.

Hey, look, my man forgot about that $15 gram he gave. Bruh. Now, I don't remember. Now, these niggas petties his hell, boy. Oh, he's petty! This nigg is petty. This nigg is petty. Oh, he's petty.

He left. You're finding a pity, man. Oh, he petty for that? That's what on him. This nigga petty hell, bro. At creed. What the fuck y'all keep looking at me hell? That nigga petty, boy.

I'm known to pay niggas, man. That's not my care. That's the scary part. Just knowing that it's a nigger walking around telling people, man, that nigger got me for the 15. Look. I would never want to be that nigger, bro. Like, bro.

That's all the way to fuck niggins. Bro, when was that? How long ago was that? But I'm known. Hey, hold on. It's been a year. Look, I can tell about the energy in the conversation. These nigger didn't talk about that shit recently, bro.

Like, all the way here. This nigger here. Look, this bad-ass nigger right here. Hey, when we get down there, bro, ask that nigger about your money. Ask that nigger about your motherfucking paper, y'all. They got me for the 15th. Hey, that nigga, they were talking about.

They won't these stunting the show. That's all he cared about. He's like, yeah, you sold out. Now, we're about to go over here and get these 15. Where you going? You're going to go out today to five south show? Bet, I'm going with you. I'm going with you.

Hey, hey. Hey. Hey, they're sitting over there hanging the whole time. This nigga time about a roll. I'm talking about a roll it. This nigga old Meefeiting. He's talking about a jeweler. This nigga old Mima.

The crazy part about it. I hooked my boy, ha-ha-ha-up with the show. The crazy part about it, I hooked my boy a high-ha over that show. But that nigga been sitting right beside you hating like a motherfucker. Whoa.

Hey, now. Now. That's really why you're here. He can't get that $15. Hey. Now, that nigga hot than a motherfucker. $15,000 on your mama. Let me get that $15, though.

Hey. Hey, bro, it's on some serious shit, though. Hey, Black, man. Hey, he hit him with the, hit him with the. Hey, Black man, I got hollered you real quick. Come on, let's walk. They're going to walk all the way down the hallway. No.

That nigga, hey. That nigga on his belly shit, remember that shit from the basement? That she happened so long ago. I'm so smooth. I'm just act like he was on a picture. He'd be in mid-conversation. Hey, man, you remember that? Yeah, come on. Let's do it.

Hey, no camera now. I'm like, shit, it better be. I don't know about no 15. Yeah, when this shit gets here, I'm like, oh, shit. Shit is really serious. That's right. Yeah, but let's go and take that picture, though. I appreciate you coming.

Appreciate you coming through the fuck with us, man. We appreciate your, man. We appreciate your, man. This shit lit. This shit will. fun, We're proud of your success. First of all,

one thing we get props to the show. We're proud of your success. We want you to keep grinding, keep your foot on these niggas neck. Whatever's working, keep working. You're doing you, like I say,

take these opportunities. Right in with them. I appreciate that, man, because a lot of people aren't going to tell you the real. A lot of people are going to tell you what they think real, because it ain't work out for them.

That's what I'm trying to tell you, and they don't want you to go farther. There's a lot of money out here, man. All right, go get your money, man. Yeah. You all gonna get some. I don't want no phone call to be like, well, D.C., why you see that got that, it's a crowd shit.

That's going to be the worst call of. I'm like, I know this ain't ha ha. Go crazy. Get a pick, man. The polo-up, nigga, I ran out of Polaroid. Oh, they go flash pop up. That nigga shit, man. At Haha Davis, my nigga.

Much success to you in the future, man. Shout to people out for you there. Shout out to the 85 South Show, man. Shout out to Photo Nation. Hey, ask the niggins. No, no, no, you good. Yeah, hi-Haw, Davis, I never get you a shirt. It's rocking?

Right now, my man, you see the security. Let's rock. I'm gonna get out here, man, I'm having so much fun here with my people, man. My nigga. Hey, hey, D.C., man, before I get out of here, man, because I don't be telling this type of story about that, but you was the motivation before I came up. You know, you can't wait before I came up.

So, man, shout out to you, bro, because you was a motivation to me keep on grinding. You feel where I'm coming from? I like seeing a nigga working, man, like, really like taking it, taking it to the advantage. Yeah, bro, you was the, listen, bro, you was the first nigga to pop off on the ground. Like, listen, you was the first,

you, the nigga used the first, him and he said, Ivo. He was you in Ivo. You and Ivo was the one Ivo was the first nigga to pop off on Instagram, bro. Y'all niggas was real motivation to all those other niggas who came up, bro. So shout to you, bro. And he said Ivo, bro, y'all nigg's real motivation, man. So to be here where I'm at now, man, it's a real blessing, man. This shit don't happen for everybody. And I see why niggins don't give a niggas shout-offs. Well, we're out of here. Because we got to be shouting out of nigg. Yeah, I think my pay-pike out of my stuff. Yeah, fucking right. In love, bro.

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