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That's right. Click that link, part two. You're a fucking crazy. You started this shit, man. You did it. You did it. We did. Let's go.

Man. We're in here talking shit with Ms. Pat today. Don't you ever forget it. BET Plus. Make sure you download the app and go watch Ms. Pat New Show. Don't show your fucking pants where black people. It's only 999. Damn.

They can't handle it over there. I need everybody to log on individually. Right. Yeah. Don't show you straight. See that shit. Let's blow it up. No.

You have it? I don't have it yet. Fuck you wait now. I got to get it. Nick, I watched you on last comedy standing every episode. Yeah, but mine was free. Matter of fair, you beat me.

Mine was free. I don't give a fuck I was there for you. I'm going to watch it, though. When did it come out? Last week. Okay. The first week is everything. Okay.

Well, I'm going to watch it this week. I'm going home getting BT Plus. Yeah, put the baby in the closet and watch the show. Not this baby in the closet. No, I'm just don't want to put it. You don't want to. hollin, you're going to miss some fucking jokes and the baby gets the holley. I'm just going to put that bitch on and I'm going to run it while he'd up holley and

then I'm going to put them down and I'm going to run it again. That way it's running. Okay. You know what I'm assuming shit works. My cable fucked up. I got cable but it's fucked up right now. Your phone, Carlos. I mean, I'm down.

I got the app. We got you. Yeah. We got you. I'm going to watch it. Well, they slow about doing it. Fans, y'all going down. Because this is going to be after the, the.

that anyway so by the time they see this we'll have seen it right and I don't make it look like but you don't be on talking about it'd be on record but we see we shoot this in the future so we're in the future right now so I can tell them how great it was

because that shit was motherfucking amazing Ms. Pat did some shit on that bitch that I ain't really seen been done I really enjoyed the clips the stand-up with the actual show and she really get to be herself up in that you know what I'm saying

She's going to play. Miss Pat will really say, fuck them kids. Yeah. And she's taking it there. Yeah. And a lot of this is pulled from Miss Pat real life. Stand up. Exactly. With real life too, because you said the daughter who's

gay. Yeah. And she, I don't know if I can say that. America loves black and women. They do. They love us. You're about to take over. You're about to get them. You got to be America's new mama. But this shit is amazing. Because we'd have seen it now.

Because this is, by the time this has come out, we have seen it. You ain't never did a podcast in the future. Nigger, nah, I ain't never did it that far in the future. You got me confused, dude. Yeah, that shit probably number one. Why we're talking about it? Like, we're probably not. By the time this hit, by the time it's right, we're going to go ahead and claim it's season two.

They're going to go ahead. I need season two. I do. I do. I do. Let's put it out there. Season two. Let's put it out there.

Let's put it out there. Let's put it out of five season deal. Come on, man. The fuck is wrong with y'all? Let's go. So I can pull some of my Atlanta comedian friends on that with me. I'll be on that.

I almost called you this season. You should have. Well, some shit happened and we couldn't fit you in, but I was very close to call her in. Call me this season. I will call you this season. Call me for some random shit. I need you.

I'm going to have you picking up a fat bitch running down street with her. You think I want to do it? Strong is fucking, Ms. Pat. Okay, I got you. I got you. Just keep it reasonable. What do you mean?

Reasonable. One seventy five. Keep it really. How far you need me to run? How far you need me to run? Probably two blocks. Shout out to all the big women. Why big women I always ask if men like big women?

I don't know why they're like. I don't know why they're like. I don't know. I never ask somebody they like me. Like you like big women? What? I don't know. It would trick me.

Just convince me. Are you talking about you? Yeah. They asked you. They always ask me that. Well, some people don't like fat girls. Who don't like fat girl? Clayton?

You don't know us. You don't know us at all. You know nothing. You just keep doing my shit. Yeah, you just throwing shit my direction without knowing much as well. I don't know why people ask. I don't know. The big women is my friend.

I never asked nobody. Did they like fagg up. And we are hood niggas. In BMW, women. So what do you say when the women actually do you like fat girls? I don't do all that discriminating shit. You might see me with any kind of woman. You're skinny, girl, fat booty.

Well, do you like bitches? At that point, do you even like women if you got a whole laundry list of shit you don't like? Some people don't like certain things. I like tithes. I've been with women who look like big women and they just got big tithes. And then you'd be like, and then you just hugged the tits, you'd be like, the rest of you little, but these titties. I don't like small dudes, real skinny dudes. I used to back in the day I don't anymore.

They hurt my inner thighs, you know, so I prefer somebody who can bounce back off my thighs because a little nigger beat you up like a victim. So I want me a fat dude who, you know, two, three pumps and we go to sleep at the same time. Just bouncing out. Yeah, I don't need nobody. Nobody going to ask me to get on top, you know.

I don't need all of that. And then people got to understand that it's okay to have preferences. Yeah, it's okay. Like, I don't like women with little asses. Because any, I'm not about to argue with you, first of all. Not doing that. You got a little ass booted. Like, what is you yelling at me for?

I didn't know. You haven't enough ass to talk to me like that. Why you don't like a lady with no ass? Just aggravate the fuck out of me. What if their tities are being, but they don't have no ass? They can slap. We know Titties on the list

Right here, come on then Titties, come on All right Titt is just No, that's all right, though It's all right What out of three ain't bad What do you like?

Little Booty women cool Until you're around Some women with some fat asses You don't even know you're missing Fat As too You see one he'd be like Why is ass so important? We're black

It's in our DNA I can't even ask that question, honestly. Do you like fake asses? No. You ever had a fake ass? Yeah. Do they move?

Some of them do. All of them. Is it weird? Not really. It depends on the ass. Now, not one of them answers that looked like somebody just like took a suction ass

and like sucked it on them. They ass buckle in the front. Right. No, not that. Not that security butt ass. I'm talking about some ass that used to be stomach that got moved around to some ass.

Yeah, it's different types of. hands out there. Some of the ass can just come from elsewhere. Right. Yeah. That's not. But that ass is okay. I mean, it's not. I prefer an ass that she grew up. It was in you. Do you like a lady with a lot of plastic surgery? No. I'm from Mississippi. We don't do

all that. I mean, what you know, shit changed, Carlo. No, I don't. Not that. I mean, you can get a different breed with me. You ain't got to get them bitches. Who do you think we are? You don't have to get them bitch you can fry chicken good anymore. you right

yeah you are right because sometimes miss pat they'd be so goddamn fine they'd be like bitch i'd find us some food you ain't got to cook shit exactly so that's why as you do you like a lady with a lot of plastic surgery

what the fuck they got to do with fried chicken you let them bitch you can't cool I don't do the plus shout out to them but I'd much rather prefer some real shit I'm a real nigga so free scratch malls won't turn you off fuck no I got a few got more stretch marks then these holes holling

they got rank this man Coozong dealing I don't feel well niggum clinging to somebody one day you don't got some glass cut

on the side of your side or some shit nah nah nah I like I can try to keep shit a secret what you want to know

about me miss per I don't think that I'm hiding from you nothing I know a lot about you I know more than you think I know. Good. We grew up together. Believe it. How old are you now?

38. That's all. That's it. Nigger, no. I'm that much older than you. Yep. Wow. No fucking clue. No clue. I've just been around for a long time.

Well, you've been doing it 16 years. I'm almost 20. Yeah. How long are you in the, um, Clay? Yeah, because y'all came right after I did, right after I started. Yeah, who was in there? Talking that shit. But they never quit. That's the hard part is, to this bullshit, not quitting.

Shit. Did you ever get to fighting? Did I? No, I had no comedy fights with no comedians. I had a few. I know. You had comedy fights on stage. Yeah.

Frozen Palace. Who the fuck they're fighting in Frozen Palace? Neat. I fought with Dirty South in the Frozen Palace. Yeah. Y'all had a few fights then. Dirty South. Word to Dirty South, man.

What was y'all fighting about? Dirty South? I don't know who we were on Dirty South that night, but that night I had on the dress, and I usually don't wear dresses. I kicked that bitch like a donkey. I kicked She was like, you young bitches want to beat me. I think I'm like three, four years in coming.

You know, she gets out of stage. You know how she used to rip at Frozen Palace and shit, that old nitty-ass crap. And then I'm standing there with my friend who just came back. I think he was in first year of military or college or something shit. And I'm like, come on, go up into the Frozen Pellar. They do open mics. And Dirty Salis, all of us in their motherfucker, crampet. And she ripped that motherfucker.

Every time. Yeah. So you remember how they said that little VIP? right there in front of the stage. And so I'm standing right there on those steps. She walked in a time, young bitch is like you want to beat me, but you can't. I said, you ugly-ass bitch. And I kicked that hole.

I slid my feet out of the motherfucking slides I had on and kicked that hole so hard like a donkey. She went flying. You said, bitch, you'll be fucking with me. Back in the day, I'll fight. I can give a fuck. You know I fight, Carlo. I had many motherfucking fights in this shit. Oh, no.

bro you just the frozen palace was a very special place man a lot going on I ain't had no comedy face no we had to be no bad we people get beat up before we would go on stage yeah dirty stuff was hosting that time too who little dude got his ass woke

big dude stood up and didn't stop standing up he said something to the dude in the front he was a comedian yeah dude on stage yeah he didn't know comedian man, we don't know what his name? Yeah, what's his name? Man, I'll tell you. After this.

You talk like y'all been suit around, this motherfucker. I'm just saying, he might come out to woodwork and be like, man, you know, you know I'm still fucked up but that nigga slapped me across the stage. Yeah. He slapped him across the stage.

Oh, man, the nigga, eight-ball corner pocket. Like on the cartoon. Who the fuck was that? Amen. He was a little enough to do it. He was like that nigga was standing up forever. That nigga did not stop standing up.

Because he was talking shit. He was the smallest one. He was with his girl. The dude in order for with his girl. I know who that is. Nigga, I know who that is. Wow. He been getting slapped a lot a lot.

I know who that is. But check this out. The fucked up part is what whole time. We've been doing what kind of rap around a year? Maybe. Maybe, yeah. The whole time the nigga getting beat up. Scores.

He never let the mic go. So you heard every punch, every kick. You know. Wait. Wait. So. So. We didn't hold the microphone all the time.

Hey! Huh! So, y'all being comedians out, y'all didn't go out there and help your fellow brothers. Fuck, no. First of all, we don't even know where we at. This is like our second time even coming in this bitch, y'all. We're on the whole other side of town. We're not doing that shit.

We're in a Westlet Chapel. We had scores. This shit. Oh, you had scores. I remember scores. Man, Dirty South, hosting. Word of Dirty South. She grabbed the money.

He let the mic go. The mic don't roll across. She walked up. She walked up and grabbed the mic. No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You got to know what security did, bro. Before you tell that part, you got to tell him what security did. What do you do?

Security was big as shit, right? That nigger would not get into the fight, nigga. He was like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, y'all stop there fighting, nah. Y'all got to go outside with that fighting. That nigger just like, he just, he just, made them go out so like, I'm like, yo, help this

this nigga out, bro. This nigga is because he was living, he was around in the nigga's necks, and the nigga was just he was whaling on this. Nick, I used to love to see fights that uptown. But then what dirty do? Just what he said.

This is a microphone roll out across the floor. She grabbed me. She walked up and grabbed me. Call off your neck. Nah, that you go on. Yeah, this nigga, look at me. You know I had to go out and talk about the fight. This nigga was like,

I thought the show got to be over. I was like, nigger, to get your ass whooped, to go. Man, one time I went and did a show with Dirty South on the west side. What was it? I mean, east side over there. What was that shit? O'Reilly's that little bit of that club with them heaters in it.

Them heaters in it. Remember fucking just walk in. It's like, so you walk in the wall, and then that's it. That's the whole club. It's like a fucking tent. But they had them fucking, like them outside heaters in that bitch, the big gas heaters. Br, she brought me on stage and left.

What did she go? I don't fucking know. They fucked around. The game of the money when the show started. Dirty sound left that motherfucker. And then pay you? She left. I got my money, but she left.

And who was the name? And who was the next? You had to finish the show? It was just me. And she left. How much time did you have? I don't even know. I don't think she's coming back.

I didn't talk to these folks as long as I fucking could. That's right. I don't know what the fucking dirty at. You're just going on here then that. Have y'all ever gotten fucked out of your money? Hell yeah. I've never been fucked out of my money. One time, Al Timmer tried to.

I fuck him. Where was this? So, me and Steve Brown went down and did a show for Al Tim, and I'm a hood bitch. You ain't going to take my motherfucking money. So Al Timmer rented this theater like y'all are we doing. Oh, death telling the job of motherfucking learned when you first learned comedies. You come on stage, you say, oh, whoever this motherfucker lost tonight. and I said that shit

that he got so motherfucking mad at me and he held my money nigga I ran out there on his car with me Steve Brown I jumped on that nigga car and held that windshield wife we didn't have no cell phone back

I mean had on cell phone back there and you know Steve Brown got that little squeaky fun ow I said nigga you fuck hell call 911

on this nigga so finally the police came and made that motherfucker go to the ATM and get my money because the word what he said I'm gonna mail you your money

I said no My husband, they sent me out here for you to mail me my motherfucking money. You're going to give me my money with your ugly-ass preacher suit on. I was about to whooped that nigga out, but I held on to that wish-ed-wife. He kept going around in the sucker in the park like Steve Braddon out of the house. Oh, wait, but the car was moving. Yeah, I'm going to wish-yard wife. You're telling him in a hook.

And, nigga, that was $500 a lot. That was a lot of money back then. And he said, get the fuck out of my car. He said, I'm going to break your windshield, you're a wife. I'm going to beat your ass. And I'm going to beat your ass and all right that. Steve Brown said, eh, can I get a guy, I got that mother, Just screaming in the background.

Hell no. One time me and this thing was in St. Petersburg and literally, the whole club got to fight. I remember that spot. Wasn't that ass spot? No, that right in front of the hotel. Man, I don't know where that shit was, but that shit was on cute, man.

They had that shit together. That shit was in like an old lounge or some shit. I remember that spot. That nigga paid us $100 when we got that. because he knew you might not knew he wasn't for to give us shit else and was trying to get us to do y'all want a haircut

y'all want something to eat and he was like nah we want this show we see what this is going we want this show how much you were supposed to get about three three four

three yeah no it was yeah it was big because we went all right I know he probably owed us 500 dollars after the show so the whole club

got the fighting you can get shit the entire club I mean literally the host hosted long then bring this nigga up and then

like it was like 1134 bottle broke and the whole club was fine I'm talking about grown men shoving

bitches into walls I was like what the fuck and then buddy went and grabbed the goddamn the nigga who brought us down there got damn bang

the nigga came out with the big ass because we were just standing in the club we were standing there watching the whole club and the nigga

all next Friday that nigga was like He was just so frantic with the gun. Like, nobody's leave. We're like, Oh, this niggas not lying. What the fuck y'all do, just stood that way this nigga waiting a pils? Man, we dug in the shit in the pils.

We try to get to, we go to the dough right. The damn dole locked. They locked your niggas in there? The whole club fighting. Me and this nigg will walk back to the dog, nigga. And this shit was packed So we're looking for the other exit

It ain't nowhere to go This bitch is fighting all way down this hallway You know you're walking the club It's like two separate But it's going like to the seat Man they're fighting all way down the wall The DJ fighting three bitches Oh the DJ

He didn't want to put in the DJ Shug somebody so hard The wall shook and it was a brick wall I was like What was that? They're shooting. That's what started. And your niggas never did get to fight?

Man, hell no. Nick, I'll tell you a Tyler Craig story. So, you know, when you first get started, you really want to go on the road. And, you know, I was doing my vending and shit. And Cat Williams was just about to pop. You had heard his name, and he had just shot that special, but it didn't come out yet. And I flew all the way to Colorado for a guest spot. A guest spot.

A guest spot. Tyler Craig was like, I'm going to give you a guest spot. ain't asking no promoter shit nigga. I get up there to promote and say, this bitch ain't going up. I ain't tell you bringing this bitch with you. I don't fool all the way to Colorado. I never found out.

I would cry some goddamn heart. I want to kill Tyler Craig. I think you black motherfucker. You don't make me fly all the way to Colorado for a guest spot. I wanted you kill him. I don't think I spoke to him for six months after that shit.

Man, the craziest Tyler Craig's story I got this one time me and Tyler was going to the competition. the house. Yep, we come in the house. And he said, Hey, Lote, you ain't got a drive. Nothing. My man going to pick us up, man. He got the car service. It's going to be nice, man. We're going to

ride down that motherfucking style, man. It's planned. Just meet me at the McDonald's. On, um, what's that egg way to fuck down 20? Where that McDonald's at? It's way to fuck out there. I forgot the next. Way to fuck out there. So I meet him at the

McDonald's. I pull up as early as fucking the I'm going, we're just sitting around waiting. I go in there and give me some breakfast. I come back out. I'm like, all right, man, what a, you know, what a van at? And you're like, oh, no man, should be here in a minute. This nigga pulled up in a goddamn square-bodied Lincoln. Lemmo.

A limbo. Migs, nigger. He's like, come on, man, where y'all bags are? I'm like, Tyler, motherfucker, you didn't. My rider left. I can't even goddamn link. I'm like, Tyler. Then you got to get it out

that's a little room. He's like, man, man, man, man, it's good, man. We're straight, bro. I'm telling you, man. Man, we get up in this motherfucker. There's a little more than a little more. Nigger, the sunroop opened the whole thing.

Because, like, when we left, he was like, man, y'all want me to open the sunrook, man, the nigger kind of like, you got to take it all the whole time. So, motherfuck open the whole time because there ain't no way to close it unless she stopped. I was like, Tyler, boy, your head got me again. no

you remember when I used to have that black trailblazer hey my husband Jeff bought me that motherfucker mama car the trailblazer

so I pick up me tile and dirty going on the show right so you know they always fucking around

so then you got to fight in my fucking car my car was a week old dirty talking shit nigga she turned around

she was eating a big mac she slapped tired of that big mac and just war for the backson. I said, no, I just bought this car. That nigger, damn

that broke my seat with her head. I pulled it over. He got out of the car tucked dirty head and smashed it in the door. Jekylls smash it. I said, God damn. Damn. I think I threw that. She said, you're doing that because you want to fuck me and they went upstairs. You remember?

They said, they're living in a body at all. That bitch said, you want to fuck me and they went upstairs. And I had Big Mac sauce all on my motherfuck because she snapped that nigga with a big Mac that nigga took her head and slammed it in my dough. I was like, I can't believe this yet.

I don't fuck with your stupid nigga no more. And then they went a stahle of fuck. Mm. Res. Res. That's all I can think about when he died, too.

That's how that nigga. She snapped that name with that big mac. And you know, the McDonald's give a fuck. How much sauce they put him? on that big mac. Niggins, she hit that motherfucker gets slid across

his whole face. That nigga whooping her ass with all that special sauce on her face. Oh, fuck it. You remember with Tyler

used to stay upstairs right over there by the laughing stuff? Man. She's like, you're doing it because you want to fuck me, don't you, Tyler?

And they went upstairs. And I had big mess all on a roof, nigg. I said, these two stupid motherfucking crack head.

Boy Dirty South is a wild woman That mother crazy That motherfucker was funny But that motherfucker was crazy Because we became real good friends After I beat her up She gonna call me

Bitch you ain't beat me I'm gonna say bitch you were high You don't remember I used to fight all the time Like when I moved from here From Indiana From Atlanta to Indie Nigga I had to fight so many

In a white comedian The motherfucker crazy What? Nigger, I don't play that shit. I'm a hood bitch. I had one white boy called me an Igny Black bitch. I said, now, you know,

Igny, fat black bitch. I said, now, I can take the Igna, but I can't do the fat. You can't call me fat. That hurt my feeling. I hit that nigga with my weak on, my left arm, and I caught him with my right off,

and I tow that cracker ass up in that comedy club. He was like, he told the man, get him. Get her. The man says, she's whooping your ass. I beat that.

That's what I beat that motherfucker to death. I said, don't you call me fat, bitch. When you call me fat, that shit trickling in my head, nigga. All the times I didn't eat, I'm this size for a reason because I'm trying to, I'm like a bowel, nigga. I'm trying to not, never go hungry again. You're stupid. I beat that motherfucker ass.

Nigga, I'm hopping, nigga, at all time. You got to whoop their heads. They do shit like that. So you was whooping white comedians and all the time. When I moved to Indiana, it was another white lady. She was talking, she was being racist to her. Indian comedian. And so I was like,

shut up, bitch. I'm screaming from the back of the club. Shut up, bitch. So she decided to come out. I'm standing outside on the phone. She decided to come outside

and, you know, put her hand in my face. My dad is a Supreme Court just, I said, bitch, you touch my note. I tucked that bitch and I bit it all the way back.

I grabbed that hole by our hair. Next thing you know, I had that bitch flying around like a kite. I had that bitch. My friend, Deon, who wrote my puck. He said, put it out of me back.

I said, No, this bitch put her up face on my mother's own. Put her down, Miss Pat. I had watch a windmill in the shit out of that bitch. I show what I said bitch don't you ever in your motherfucking life put your hands on me again, ho. I kill you up in hell. Oh, I fight, motherfucker.

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I got to fight with a young nigga one time at Morty's. How do you fight these white people at the white club? Because everybody I know to fight at white club, they get banned from every white club. That's because they ain't selling no tickets. I want to send no tickets at the time either. I don't know that was just my own club.

I got to fight at an open mic. Oh, so this at the same club? At the same club. Oh, so you were just, you was like defending your title. Yeah, I got to fight with this young boy. He was up there doing Kevin Hard jokes. But he was being real racist. So I said, put me up after this nigga.

So I go up and I said, look, white people, this is the nigga you should have hung. Right. And he was like, I'm GD, bitch. I'm just a nigga. I'm a convicted felon. You scare him. You don't scare me. And he was, I'll whoop your ass.

So come out. So many niggers have tried and a few have failed. And I said, now, hold on. Let me take my airport wig off. So I took my wig off. I said, come on up in there. He came up on his face. And my mind, all I saw was my first baby daddy,

you shot me in the back of head. My mind said, kill him. Nigger, I hit that nigga so motherfucking hard. And I took my bro, my two tithms on that nigga's shoulder. I died on that. That's a wound? Yeah, niggas. Oh, she's going for the titty twister.

Ah, ha, ha, ha. I put my two tits on that nigger's shoulder and laid on top of that nigger like a bear. I whooped his ass. His mama made him write me a long Facebook message and apologize. Hey Clayton, can you imagine Miss Pat? Wrap them tithers around you and the referee show up and I'll have to do your arm. He's out!

I used to fight all the time in this shit. I fought a few times this. I ain't give a fuck you. I fought LeVar ass. I'm not gonna say everything else. Don't say. Everything. You're close.

Don't do a little bit. Don't talk about a little bit. That's my partner. You can't, he coming back on the show. Don't tell that one. I hit that nigga involved with them CDs one time. And what you call it with him? I want to play with this out.

He ran. He actually ran. He's smart. Yeah, he ran. He knew about the, yeah. He knew. I was gonna beat his motherfucking ass. I was gonna beat the pharmaceutical out of his hands.

Damn, Miss Pat. We're friends now. Stop. I talked to him all time. But he knows. motherfucking ass I think he's about the only one I snapped down here I didn't get a chance of slam him because he ran somebody ain't gonna catch me you fat bitch I said he didn't know they made you faster I hit that motherfucker with them cedes he took out but you have to fight in this

shit I mean it's really it really was a fucking hard grind for all of us this shit especially me because nobody really wanted to fuck me you know what I'm saying And I thought I was fucking double D. You look the fuck up a deal with double D. He started. Yeah, this game can be hard if you ain't. Don't nobody want to fuck you. You got to have some fuckability in this game.

Nobody tried. Only person tried to fuck me. What's the comedian died? I don't know. No, the big one that died, the big fat one. The black one. He died about three, four years ago. Big Roe.

That's the only nigga would try to fuck me. I'm like, nigga, you ain't got no way to stay. What would I fuck you? Resident Pee and Big Role, damn it. He's the only one that would tell me I was sexy and you look good, because he was in the thick girl. But he ain't had no car back in my own putting him out of air two weeks. So I'm like, who fuck won't you be wrong?

I ain't bringing that up. We ain't bringing up no more fights. He's going to get out of hand. It's still a whole bunch of them that she ain't even now. I know. This is just the surface. These are the main events. No, those are the only one I had because, you know, when I started,

I hung out with double D all the time. So everybody thought I was fucking Double D to take me on the road. I mean, who the fuck won't WD? Double D was fucking all the bitches. He married now, but everybody's fucking all the bitch.

He was a hoe. Oh, my God. Double D ever told you all this story? He's a pastor. Look, he's telling him a pastor. He's running for city council. Oh, Jesus. Look, so me and W.

He used to go on the road all the time. Right. And W.D. I was staying in the room with W.D. right. Because I was married. I didn't get a fuck. And we would have, like, separate beds. I fall asleep. Double D in the room fucking a bitch in the other bed while I'm in the room sleep. I wake up, condoms everywhere. I said, oh, my God, W.D. Don't fuck me. I walk into a condoms Like three four condoms on the flow nigger Drink cans and shit And I was like what the fuck happened last night

And you know I'm feeling my pussy sieve it smell like Extra fish I'm like Oh Lord did he nodded me I'm like Oh shit He had another girl he brought in the room And fuck that's what

Why would she fuck you Why I made him? I told her I fed you and you wasn't going to wake up. This comedy game wrong, man. I remember the time we was at, uh, what's that club name down there, right across the street from Frozen Paloese go to, that, uh, preacher man had. The piano bar?

No, right across the street. What was that club? Crow's Ness. No, not the crow's nest. I cannot think of the name of it. It was right across the street from 12. Them old nigga used to go over that. Preacher man used to host that one.

Anyway, D.D. behind the building fucking the girl, right. I thought it was the piano bar. Baby grand? 20 grand. 20 grand. That's what it was. 20 grand. He back there fucking a bitch on the trash can.

Oh. Double D. This nigga here, man. He's going to tell my son, come around and get you some pussy. I said, my son ain't going to be there and get on a trash can pussy. He took my son, my 20, my son 30 night, when he turned 19, he took him to that script club next to the fucking uptown. My son said, Mama, dude, script's supposed to have him on right guard? Damn sure, dude.

All the bitch had on right guard in now. They believe in that. I took my homeboy in there from Florida. He would fail for the motherfucking okie dole. He did. Nigger got 38 dances from the same bitch. And song four, I said, hey, man, what you doing? He was like, man, I'm just having a good time.

I was like, by song, hey, I'm like, bro, what you're doing? Like, you know what I'm saying? How much a dance cost? Shit, they wasn't that expensive. But they were like five, ten, something like that. But when she got done, she was like, you owe me $380. And that nigga, you know, back then the nigga was like, I thought you was vibing.

I was like, nigga, what the fuck you think I kept asking you? you do like the only reason he didn't have to pay all that shit was because the security security the biggest hit security was over there like me can just give us 180 because that bitch be doing that shit all the time i was like that damn i'm gonna take my home boy from out of town to the strip they don't know how to act oh man this motherfucker me and my mom boy now he was in that bitch for about He just, I didn't lost this, Nick, he'd run back on me. Like, man, he hoped like me in here.

I was like, niggins, these girls have worked. I ain't never liked the strip club. You ain't fucking with it. I don't, I don't like necky bitches. I don't want to see myself, Nick. You don't like, yeah. You don't like pussy. I don't want to see my goddamn self-neck.

I don't want to see nobody else pussy. I know what pussy do. So I don't be, I don't want to see nobody pussy. Especially no baldhead pussy. Let me see it. I don't know what pussy do. You don't know what pussy do. You don't see me see me.

If you knew what pussy did, I still want something. You might not eat it. Shit, I know where bacon come from. Yeah. That's way up in now. Your tongue ain't gonna go all the way up and out. You got that kind of tongue? I've got to seen Spider-Man.

Venom. You can't be that good. You can't have one child, but anyway. Yeah, exactly. I'm smart enough to not do that shit again. Mm-mm-mm. This your first one? Yeah.

Your last one? Uh-huh. Your last one? I don't even know with other children. There's other children. I can't even imagine having more than one. Why? Shit.

Mm-mm. I got four. Shit. I got four kids and two abortions. You still count the abortions? Yeah, I'm their mama. What is you talking about? I'm a real mama.

You're worried about poor when you go to see Jee. Ah! No! What kind of mama wouldn't claim her kids? You're trying to make me an unfit, nigga? I ain't unfit. I claim mama. No.

Oh, no. Do a bitch thing because she's having abortion. She's not supposed to celebrate Mother's Day. You're still a mama. It just didn't make it. It did not make it. No, it didn't make it. But you're still a mama. What's just a mama?

you've been waiting you're always going to be a mom oh my goodness you're somebody mama you just can get no versatility damn miss pat you're cold what i mean you should claim all your kids i've never i mean what am i'm going to be ashamed of my past for i am my past so you know well i ain't going to lie on my vagina you should keep you so you're saying people should claim all their kids whether whether they're here or not yeah let me ask you something resident peace what when when somebody lose a to an accident or whatever, don't they still be that child mama? Yeah. So why can't you be a child mama who you put in her jaw?

It is not the same. Wow. I don't know. This is a controversial topic, Ms. Pat. I'm a girl. I'm telling you that's not controversial. You get to claim who of the fuck you want to claim. She might not claim her boy shit, but I acclaim my boy.

Well, she has seven, so, you know. She tried to get you an extra one. It's about to be. She got six kids. She got six motherfuck, and that is not my daughter, okay? That pussy's a good. I don't know if she said her pussy good. It got to be six.

Colos, I had six, too, minus two. Anytime a nigga fucking and you already got five, and he's like, that's a good-ass pussy. He knew what might have happened. She furtled as fuck, too. She'll firm, but she got, it don't count for her because she got four, three, two Asian kids, four black kids. All them Asian?

Most, uh. Oh, you know, Asian man. Can't come out. That's bad at that pussy. Too good. What's the mark? Stop saying that. Too good.

She's right. She got that one. She's got that one. She's fucking a man in his wrong. Yeah. Bail of that pussy. I say he's bowing that pussy. You bowed right.

I don't know if the fuck she'd be doing with that pussy. It's cool. She got that pussy. She got that pussy. She got that put up in the ad and make it rain. Sunshine. Yeah, that she got that kind of pussy. All right.

I'm like, can you kick these niggins? She got six kids. She put that pussy on her and you'd be moaning like the bitch. And she's nasty with it, too. No. You know your pussy. And she'd be telling. Man, please get that pussy out here.

Please get it out here. You tell me to put landing strips on my pussy. No, uh-uh. Like somebody gonna see it with my damn bottom stomach hanging on top. Don't put on landing strip. Like, a motherfucker's plane come right into my neighbor. I want that pussy's look like the backyard of a house you about the back. This could be nice if you just dress it up a little bit.

I want to do my own project. What? Yeah. So I just leave, I do my own landscaping on the pussy. You gonna shade it? Yeah. Who gonna let you shade them? I'm certified.

I'm certified. I steady my hand is. No, I mean, I don't, I just shave enough so it don't work the bottom of my stomach and break my stomach out. Can't talk to you, Miss Pat. You live by your own rules. You don't want to chase. You don't want it. You just trimming, pussy.

You don't want that shit changing the color of your stuff. She in the bathroom like this, dark right here. I need something in the bathroom like that. You by right. I can't get on the edge of shit. Just enough to give it off the bottom of my stuff. I can't get on with this six kids, though. Damn.

And no scratch ball. That's crazy. Can you imagine having to feed six people? Man. It ain't bad. What do they eat? Yeah, but that's how the shit be high. I'd be like that.

It ain't fucked around and you had six And you just You ain't even really paying attention Because you know life and shit But what I'm saying, though You got six kids And you like forgot one of their names For real, for real

No I forget my kids name all the time Six different motherfuck I think you'll call them the wrong name Before you forget that name Yeah I always get my boys And I kill them in Junebook

I call it about Junebook Yeah So I do And then I call, sometimes I call my daughter Garriana, ask her, and she's like, I'm not your gay daughter. So, that's how she identified about I'm not your gay daughter. And then I know to say Garyama. That's how you used to, one gay and one name? Yeah, you know my daughter, Ashley, gay, the real real, pretty.

Both of them, pretty, one beat me all the time. Yeah. You know she's gay. I don't be knowing who do what. Yeah, I knew. She'd be one gay shout-out. Everybody, my daughter, gay, she told me give a gay shout-out. I don't be knowing who.

You said she wasn't home for a while. Man, she told them Dill-Doh's like Dix on ice. Dix on ice. She got a briefcase. She got a birthday full of dicks. You got a brief thing. I went off my house one time. Let me show you what I'm working with.

Now just imagine you got six kids. Hey, who put them dicks in this book bag? The wrong kid, Greg. Your little brother and took your butt bag in school full of dicks and resets poking people with him.

Now I got to go up there. Now he's suspended. And I got to go up there. And you got to go with because they're your dicks. I can't claim them. But kids do bring their parents shit in school like that.

Wait a minute. in this bag, she got a backpack for the dick. Oh, oh, shit. When she was little, she she, uh, she tucked our mama crack

to school and gave it out of bubble gum. And got her motherfuck mama locked up. Who? She did. What? She saw crack.

I didn't want her to tell it to all. You gave it out? Yeah, to the kids. And they locked up mama motherfucking ass up, too. So that's one of them girls we read about in the news paper. What? We heard that story.

Somebody Google third graders give out crack. See if her name Poplar. Yeah. Wow. You told them it was crack? No, I just passed it out. And they... I didn't want her to sell it, so I just gave it going...

You're ungrateful. Any of them eat it? Like, the kid that eat glue? All she knows, they was at the foster home within two hours. It was in foster care. How she knows they had a new home within two hours. Damn. I saw Crack and my daughter never did that.

Like, I used to put it in their underwear and shit. What? Like, Ms. Pat, you can't say that type of shit. That would get you fucked up. She did not put Cracking nobody. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I've told that story many times.

I put in their underwear back in the day. You can't judge me for seeing it I did back in the day. Yeah, that's how we used to hide the crack in the kids' underwear. That's why she took it to school. I didn't know her. I don't know why she took it to school. I was a dealer. I ought to beat her ass.

And she had she made me lose all that money. I ain't going to be told me this shit if they don't cut me in. I'm telling it. Was it a lot of crack? Yeah, so it was. That's a lot of crack. It was full? Yeah, that's about a thousand dollars.

So you were putting them in like they under rules? They pamper's. Pampers. Yeah. Oh, like, they babies. Well, they just held it. So we got to the trap and they go play. And when I need a rip, I just go up with my kids' draws and keep going.

I was young and dawn back damn. Miss Pat's too wrong for the world. That's too wrong. Do you say the niggas shot you too? Yeah, my kid's father shot me back in head and another nigga shot me in my tit and blew my nip off. What about the other do? Is that just a smooth spot now? No.

Uh-uh. I got a nip, it just blew off. Yeah. It just ain't right. It's suckable. I don't know now. I don't know. Yeah, he shot me with a 45.

That's a big, that hell of a gun. I don't know, Ms. Pat. It went up in my arm in a little hole and came out. All of that shit was just... The whole nipple just... It was... It came out through the area.

And it's just told everything up. That's evil. When you get shot like that, you don't really feel it. You don't feel it. You don't feel it. Well, I was shooting at him. He shot back. You ain't know that part.

What you were shooting? A 38. A old 38, too, nigga, they got jammed. A 38, jimmed? A old 38. You were shooting a goddamn pirate guy. But he was shooting a goddamn pirate guy. This nigga had a blunderbuss.

Yeah. So he hit me up under the right arm and he came out of my titty. Damn. Damn. You said somebody hit you with the truck? No. My kid's father, I jumped off a little overpass. I seen him down. I was walking across and he was cheating with a bitch. I jumped on that

motherfucker truck car. He's going to take out somebody. He didn't know that with me. Damn. Love make you do dumb shit. That ain't love. Don't love. Don't love. Don't love me.

I don't want no bitch. You never had no crazy bitch colors. Hell yeah. I mean, when you love a motherfucker, it made you, when you thought you loved the motherfucker, that's my first boyfriend. They're not like shooting at a bitch. That wasn't your crack partner. No, that was my baby daddy.

Because the reason why I shot, so he shot me, and so I shot him back. So we would be even. Wait a minute, he shot you before? He shot me first. Oh, and then you shot back. No, no, about a couple months later, I called him with his other baby. with his other baby mama so I shot that nigga in the ankle because he didn't come out my house first and it broke his leg and but then when I shoot him I go to the

hospital a greater hospital pick him up he walking out with the other baby mama who didn't even have nothing to do with the shoot so I'm like I shot you so I can take care of you nigga this bitch ain't about designed this cask so I hit this nigga with my car and broke his whole cask man I was crazy I don't act like that no more. We're glad you don't. The murder rate God damn, the city already on fire. The city and I condone violence

against black men in any form of flesh. We don't condone domestic violence in any way, shape, or for all. Damn, this, pay you. No matter who is a horrible. You know what? I was wild. I was stupid. You know how you think you're in love? Like, I remember one time I went on one in his baby mama house, and I knocked on the door in the kid on me, though, so I had a pocket full of chain. And I knew he was in that right. And I get a little girl all the chain.

I say, shh, and I'm not going to bed room dough. Nigger, that bitch opened that dough, and he was in that bed, butt, naked with that hair and bone neck. Remember back in the old day, all the niggum on him hairbone neck. You in bed with this bitch with my hairbone knicker. I just bought you from the punchout. Nigger, I hit that bitch and grab that hair on naked, try to choke the shit out that niggum.

And we was fighting in that whole house like a motherfucker. I got worried, because I thought you said, I thought you was about to say you slapped the baby. the baby with a bag of change. I was so scared for this story. I was like, hold, I thought you slapped the baby with a bag of chain, but that made way more sense. It was way more smart.

I gave the baby the money so she wouldn't be quiet. A old pocket full of change I had. And I knocked on the bedroom door hitting that butt-ass necker with the bitch. That bitch open that door and she was like, they're rabid. And I hit that bitch and I hit him. But he hit me in my eye right there. And then my eye started bleating.

I had so much blood in my eye. But I said, I ain't leaving him without you, in here without your motherfucker. Go on take me to Grady and get me some stitches because you ain't staying here with that bitch. Grady, y'all was in that bitch. You was a regular, right? Give me my regular room.

And this nigger need another room because I just busted his motherfucking can. I remember one time I was fighting with him. But at first way, I wouldn't hear him back. And then my other cousin, she was like, hit that nigga back. And they hit me with a roller skate. That stopper on the end of that skate,

you know that's bad. How are you still? You're supposed to be. him. I was supposed to be here. That nigga hit me with that roller skate. Stopper. That shit did something to me, nigga. I said, oh, ain't no more licks. I went wild on that ass.

Because you know, stop her don't go in. That muffled with a thick-ass eraser. It's to stop you from moving on some skates. It might be the hardest part of a skate next to the wind. Yes. He hit me with that stopper, nigga. I was like, that's it. I remember when he slapped me with an iron.

God. Damn. I snuck that that nigga back with that iron. This is the This is the most toxic shit I've ever heard. You know what? You call it crazy. You think you love a motherfucker, but then you realize you grow up to realize, hey, this ain't love. This is a fucking abuse.

But it comes with you. It's really abuse what you call good sex. Digmatized. It was somewhat. Digmatized. It probably digmatized. That's terrible. You can't do that shit to me no more.

Like, you can't hit me with no roller skate nigger. You can't, you can't hit me with no eye. Ain't nobody shooting me. Ain't nobody fucking... And they shouldn't, and nobody should ever do that. Yeah, I mean, I fight your ass back. I was, I was 13. But...

He was 20, too. What, wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you realize if comedy wouldn't have been your parents or your younger day... I'd be in jail? No, you probably could have been an MMA fight. You probably could have got an octagon,

and if a nigga hit you with an iron, you can take a hook. That's it. I'm going to titty. twist this thing in the cat you could I don't understand

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and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I didn't either too I got to you know what's crazy because when he shot me up under the arm I was running into a crack house because I was still in cricket sense I thought I snag my titty on a dough jam on a crack house so I'm bleeding but it's running like whoa it's coming out a lot and I was like what the fuck and so damn I'm bleeding but it's running like wool it's coming out of a lot and I was like what the fuck. And so when they took

my bra off, that was like, God, damn, it was a big-ass hole down now. And they didn't sew it up. What they did was they put the nipple back there, and I don't know what they put on it. I had to lead his plaster on and change it every so many days, and it just all healed back together. You did some shit from

on a short side of movement. Took her feet, a nipple get hard. The nerves are fucked up. You right, my fucking. Sometimes that nipper do work without the other one. Now they ain't in sync. You can't get them to get harder at the same time.

You got to warm this one up. It's a push start. That niggins said need a push start. Them ten is alternate. One be hard. One be hard. You might be right, Carlo. You've been looking in my wonders.

Hell. But I'm not crazy like that anymore. I've been married now for over 30 years, but that's it. Yeah. Almost. Fuck that. We were rocking the same do for almost, I wasn't changing for the world. Shit, you can't at this point.

You're better than going to take a half. Yeah, I know. You haven't been trying to find a new motherfucker with the same shit you were saying 30 years ago? Nah, I can't, I can't. Jump on it! I don't even know. You're talking about the old sex language, jump on it. Sock it to me now.

What? What the fuck do they say now? Hey, baby, girl. Why don't you let me come over there and zoom zoom in the boom boom? I want to grab on that rump shaker. Oh, yeah. Here we go again. Yeah, that wasn't like a woman.

Send to Seema! Well, how do you pick up pussy now? How do you get it now? What do you say to girls now? Yeah. Shit, I don't know. You gotta have TikTok. Oh, you gotta have TikTok.

have TikTok. I ain't, y'all. What do they say to women now, Coetia? I'm fucking out. She's like Asian dude, right? Yeah, she's like Asian dude. What type of shit is that? I don't know why she's like Asian Deges.

They're Asian sexes than a motherfucker. She'd be going with them. Them niggily. Oh, okay. Well, she goes with the dude that was fighting Bruce Lee in the one moment. Bolo. Bolo! No, her baby dad sex is sexy than a motherfucker.

than a motherfucker. That nigga, he's Asian, black, Mexican, Chinese, he had anything. Who's he fucking Bruno Mark? What you do? What are you having? They're my kids. All they're black. That nix is that. Your baby, dad is Bruno Farce.

Why don't all sex is a motherfucker? No. Now that all black baby dad? Oh, that nigga. So you know if that was racist or not in this place? I don't want racist to me. She should stand on the Asian side. No, because he's like, the Asian nigger, he's a good nigger.

Now that nigger. Two. Spinning that nigger face. No. I'm just saying the Asian guy was really fucking. was really fucking fine and I should be giving them no shout out like they don't 85 7 yeah but now you know you think of my dad oh I can't switch man's I'm too for a deep end I can't 30 is what's the trick um communication

yeah why it's so hard I'd be trying to communicate but but you high who the fuck won't tell you like that called this the best way to talk to me. This is the best way to talk to me. Let's not know the alternative. I'm understanding when I'm this way. I'm empathetic. Otherwise, is

why the fuck? Everything started with why the fuck? Why the fuck would you say some shit like that? Yeah. I don't know. I think to stay, I think you got to, you know, for me it was communication. And I really like the dude. I love to do.

There we go. I mean, he's a good one. It's not easy to find a good man out here. You like them and you loved him. Yeah, I do, because I had two kids already, and I took in my sister, four crack babies, and I took in another set of crab babies, and I took in another set of crab babies.

How many of that fucking sister later, man? He ain't nobody going to stick around for that shit. I got a real one. Damn. That was a lot. He helped me raise about 12 kids that wasn't ours, because I only got two buying. and never complained.

You wouldn't have stuck around for that shit, Carlos. I mean, yeah, you're fucking right. I don't know, it depends. So without him, how the fuck you leave a motherfucker who been through everything? What you gonna do? Shoot me again? Like, you can't, ain't nothing else to do? Why don't you slap me with an iron?

I can't win. And you can't. Twelve crack babies, though? Yep. I have my sister kids, sister-in-law kids, and then I have my niece. I have my niece kids now. I have four kids at the house now. My kids are grown.

But you just keep finding some new kids. They keep finding me, Carlos. They keep, but this is it because I'm old. Just getting good. Huh? Keep it going. No, I'm done. I mean, I'm going through menopause.

I'm hot all the time and peer won't stop coming on. And I can't do it. Sometimes you just got some shit, you just need to leave out. Yeah. I want you to know what it is to be a middle-aged black woman, Carlos. I don't need to know all of that. Yes, you do, because your girl going to become middle-aged one day, too. We'll throw without you, so you should know what we go through.

Why? Why I need to know that? Because if a bitch's tell you she got hot flashes, you won't think the bitch is done to set herself on fire. You'll know that she's just heating up in different hours. Oh, my asshole, you know, they're only getting worse when you sit in here telling me about. She just doesn't hold that hot sauce. niggins.

That ain't a blam it on some other shit. And you know all of them hot chie daze. And you know all of them got down broken on the shit. You put hot sauce on everything. That ain't what give you high flashes, but... I know. Yeah.

That's just when you put some heat, go back in your body. The exhaust ain't working. Yeah. So you're saying we got a broken ear? They got a straight pipe. They got straightened that shit straight out. You don't know shit about no pussy.

That ain't what it is. My fuck talking about, we got a exhaust pipe hanging out. Yeah, it's just all that evil, just moving around, make your heart. No, every woman have that. And it moves, too. Like, mine started behind my neck, nags in between my boobs, and then when it was within between my teeth is, nazz down below.

You get a hot flash and your pussy. Yeah. I wasn't even supposed to say that out loud. I was just thinking that shit. Yeah, you can't. You can't think about getting some hot flashed, put it's sitting there chilling in there. Whoa, shit, got that. Damn nuts is how hot do it get.

It's probably fine. You set yourself on fire? Like, gas, damn. Pussy just started smoking like you let the PlayStation on too. Like, fuck y'all. Your mama's still around because she gonna beat your ass around in this shit. I'm on real? I didn't know they got hot lashes in the pussy.

You get them everywhere. Some people get them on the bottom of their feet. Behind their ears. behind their ears. I mean, you ever something like older women they don't like gluing down their wig and they'll slide the fuck off from the heat? Ms. Payne, you might have told me a secret.

I didn't know none of this shit. Yeah, because you probably don't sleep with women my age. A damn show don't. You get some women, some pussy's women with Ms. Pan age. You can take me panties off. You can see who had this shit like a book. You know, you get them old.

school books, you see who had it the years before you. Nick, my daddy had this book. My bitch ain't that old. I ain't old enough to be your fucking mama. Oh, shit. Some days. Shit.

Whatever. Oh, man. I'm gonna start, though. They keep throwing it at me. Older women? Yeah. Cougars. So wait till they're in the hot flashes.

Wait till they, at the end of menopause. That's your suggestion? No, they can go to 60, 70 years old. Minipause? Yeah, once they get, Some high flashes, they're just dead now. They eventually go away, but they go away in different times. Don't you agree with you?

She'd get them too? No. She ain't going to tell if she'd get them because she ain't going to get on. I don't want to know nothing about her brother because clearly people can't come out of that once they go off in that motherfucker. Ain't nobody came back without a baby. That mama said, nobody came back without a baby. Hell no.

The craigs part is the last baby she had. Nobody knew she was prayed. She didn't even know. She was just in the barren. around one day and a baby fell out what the fuck is this type of you know i went to get my hair fixed and i called she said oh i just i'm in the hospital house bitch i just saw you last month no couldn't he tell she was pregnant she didn't show i ain't never seen no pregnant asian lady before so she ain't aging i thought you said she was asia oh she a quarter see i don't

think a quarter count she is she ever she aging all the ways look at them sandals She got them sandals on What the fuck they got to be? All Asian people wear sanders They do? All of them I ain't ever noticed that I go to the week, so all the time

You can start paying attention I start paying attention Yeah they always got them sanders on Fucking stupid He don't laugh for me because I'm like I don't know what you're talking about Because I ain't sell me He's looking at any movie with some Asian people

With some shit they're going to have some sandals on they might not have them on in the wigs though because they're working but you catch them on their leisure they're gonna have them sandals on not i mean yeah you okay in asia yeah what did you say them nails salon them not the same them not the same as the real ones that's like still over there's asians be wearing yeasies i know but they wear the knockoff yeas because you can get them online But that's not knockoff to them, that's just supporting their family business. Yeah.

And he knockoff? My boy made this. But it's knockoff. Don't say that, bro. He's an entrepreneur. Who entrepreneur? That's what he? But you see a lot, but you see a lot of people with the knockoff easy on.

I don't like the present slippers. I don't like jail shit either. Huh? I don't fuck with that jail shit either. It remind me a jail. Do those shoes not remind you a jail? Yeah, they just remind me a jail. They remind me a shower shoes at the prison when I was in prison.

I'm like, I'm not going to pay $900 off of no prison shoe. I can get one of my friend to mail me a pair from jail. You don't want to fuck around with that too tough. What? That prison shit. But you can get a pair of mail to you from the prison. I wonder if it's a website. you can go to, like people who was locked up

for a long time, they're so used to that jail shit. It's just like, got to have it, man. I don't know nobody who just got to have prison shit. You just had a dicky suit. Hey, man, you need them shower shoes, man, I can't wash up without my shit. Why don't you just get some freeware

shit, man, I don't want that. You out there giving niggas ideas. Fresh out of fresh prison wear. That's what he did. Institutional last. Institutional Every month, they just seen you a box

of shit you used to get like when you were in jail. What is going to be a commissaire? They can look up the system. Yeah, they can see what you used to order at Commissary all the time and put you a box together and just mail that shit. Fresh T-shirt.

You get like two, three t-shirts in their bitch, some coffee, cookies, phone card. So you're going to make an app for commissary. Yeah. You've been to Prince? This ninnis who Miss Commissary

a miss Commissary. commissary dot commissary any dot commissary enter your email and put some money on your books that's funny

you've been to prison yeah hell no you no I'll be trying to get out a jail soon as I get in that with some good niggins

I see I've been I've been not prison I'm gonna do prison yeah I did I did a year for drugs of course

I figured that I put two and two together you got away with all the murders and shooting this shit Oh man I didn't knock you with no fucking murder

I don't know it was murders it was some shootouts because somebody lost a nipple I ain't gonna say nobody name I lost a fucking nipple but he lost him a part of an ankle

so I mean y'all even yeah we're even he's taking me skating all the time too back in the day after the angle shit after he hit you

with the skate yeah the same skate he hit me with me you took me to the skate ring screaming wheels y'all remember screaming wheels no i heard of it but i wasn't around oh y'all too young y'all too young i keep again y'all around my kid that you remember screaming wheels yeah streaming wheels yeah he's taking me screaming wheels all the time see why they keep getting her pregnant her boy sexing the motherfucker you heard she yeah screaming minutes don't speak quish because we don't need you to get pregnant i'm not gonna do it i just said i see and now i see why it be happening it

She ain't having on my baby. I don't get her tubes tied. She don't want them tied. I need them tired. Do some good tubes. We know, we know she got four black babies and two-eighths, man. Totally tubular. Shout out to Ms. Quission with them six kids and keep doing your thing.

She fixed my hair. She ain't going to handle my baby. That's her status. Mm-hmm. She, the reason the census switched up. Now they said it's more multivocal. racial people than any other race and she definitely has something to do with that she only got two who she got two Asian babies that's enough but she already a quarter I don't know shit

about her I just know about kids some blackness four back black babies oh shit they do bet the two Asian babies be beating the shit out of everybody no he they stand back to back Come on, my stuff. What is wrong with you, man? You think the goddamn... She's going to trouble. Right on kids. Stop on your relatives and sisters.

Horruth. She gave them soft name. They named August. August. September. They named August and September for it? Oh, they're a fall. August and September.

That's hard, though. That's a good. That's a good. We're August, and I'm September, and you will fall. That sound like, dude. Okay, I'm having this twin named January and February. They do that shit for real. You know how many April's out here in March?

It's a bitch that's named March. It's a bitch's first name March. I ain't never met a March. Yeah, it's a much of age. I want to make the bitch's name of October. It's a bunch of October. It's a bunch of octobas out here. What the fuck you're talking about?

Octobers? You need to stop smoking weed. October is the name that people are using. Yes. I heard it all this. I heard it so much. They named their kids threes and fours now. Three?

Yeah. Who, what, who, how you spell it? Tray bitch. Tray, bitch. Somebody. Huh? Tray. Tray.

Three? Yeah. What? They named the kids, trade. Undue twice. Tray a name, though. Three? You mean somebody just named the number.

What's one of them celebrity named their child a number? No, that's Elon Musk. No, seven, it's still spelled out. It's seven. It's not. You know what I'm saying? It's seven. That's what I love about being black, bro.

We'll make a name. Your nigger name can be spelled seven, but nigger'll tell you, so she'll look you straight and eyes. It's Savon. Yeah, it's Savon. So, when we shot an episode of my show, and this just happened,

so the co-writer came out of her name, Ken Shatter. Key Shatter. So I was like, I ain't never heard a bitch name Keith Sheldon. This girl came into my inbox saying, me, Pat, where y'all get the name key Cheddar? That's my name.

I called the nigga. I said, Nick, that's a bitch I had named Keith Sheldon. I'm like, because we thought we just made up some shit. You made her a Key Shettle. But she was like, my name is Keith Shatter. Where y'all get that name from? I'm like, bitch, we didn't know you was for real. There's some names out here, nigga.

Key Shedder. Huh? The last 200 years, October has been getting to $1,000 in the United States. Thank you. That's not a lot. lot. I don't give a fuck. $1,000 in the last 200 years?

That mean nobody naming their baby October. They nameing the nigga October out of spite. I don't know October. That's the month of born fucking name it. Yeah. I didn't want to have this little motherfucker anyway. Every seven years, old white man just come and stand on top of a mountain. We shall name her October.

Somebody using a name. Long John Silver smelling ass down. What did you say Long John Silver smell of an ass? sit your sink water drinking you don't drink seat water me neither carlo I'm too bougie for that shit you know why I don't drink seat water

because when I was little I went to English Avenue back in the day they used to take you on these po-ass field trips because they didn't get fucking by pole black kids nigger they took me to the waterwork and showed me how that shit was made the Atlanta City waterwork

that was a field trip and they take you to the pole out of the shit at first and say this is what it is and then they take you to the waterwork side and then get your glass and class. I said, what the fuck? And that shit mentally, I don't fuck with no, nigga. I don't even want to bathe some days. We cleaned it. We, but we clean the shit out of that tree and miss pat. Goddad. There's enough of white people in high.

That's how you know she'd made it. You've made it. White people got you reconsidered and made shit every other Thursday. Man, I cannot fuck with seat water because they took me on that poor ass. I don't like water, period. After that shit, but after they took me on that po-ass motherfucking field trip water I don't fuck with water you got okay tap water tap water I would not

drink it I would not fucking drink it that's fucked up miss pet I can't get over some of this shit you didn't fuck me all the way up Miss Pat

I mean that's why I don't drink the shit they took me on a fucking a poor ass field trip I can't believe you said yeah I'm their mom about You're aborted babies. I am their mother. You're right.

I just didn't get a chance to name them. Should have named them, I told. They wouldn't have made it. Now they're gone to November. Jemma for crazy. Y'all too some bitch is crazy. Look, man, make sure you go watch Miss Pet, new show. show. B-E-T-plus.

Ms. B-E-T-plus. Give them your social media so they can follow you and catch up with you. Comedia and Ms. Pat. That's C-O-M-E-N-N-E, M-S-P-A-T. Instagram, TikTok, all the bullshit. I'm out there on it. My website is miss patcom.

The show is now streaming on B-E-T-plus. All 10 episodes. You watch, I get another season. Come on. We already claim it. Come on, man. Let's run it up. Ms. Pat, let's go.

Well, there you have it, folks. Ms. Pat, this is the first time in the trap. Don't let it be your last time. You always welcome to come over here and talk some shit with us. Well, I appreciate it. This is the 85 South Show. Let's get a picture. Pitch up.

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