The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Hood Grammy Interview | Ep. 70
Episode Date: February 24, 2017On this episode of The 85 South Show, DC Young Fly previews his new mixtape If You Didn't Know Me track by track and tells a wild story of his heart being broken in this special 85 South Show Ghetto G...rammys interview - Plus 92 AM Rebel Radio is back like it never left! Karlous and DC freestyle about being famous and having mothers trying to get with them. DC shares his love for Taraji P. Henson and Rihanna...and the team looks back at what happened with Sheneka Adams...DC won & why doesn;t Plies get out of the car in his Instagram videos? You know they had to read and the comments and talk about Lebron and The All-Star game. Is the new NBA too friendly? There's so many freestyles from the one about immigrants to the one about Pussy. All this and more on the new episode of 85 South. Listen to all the tracks from DC's mixtape here: http://www.85southshow.com/updates/2017/2/15/listen-to-dc-young-flys-new-mixtape-if-you-didnt-know-me Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Shit might be said that might hit you up under the skin, and it might be a low blow.
But guess what?
It's funny as fuck, though.
We got 10.
Today's in the building.
Say what, say what, say what, say what.
Today's in the building.
All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio.
Today's in the building.
With your stanking ass.
You gonna be in New Year's End church.
With your stagging ass.
You're gonna go straight back to work.
With your stagging ass.
Why your kids still playing up your dirt.
With your stagging ass.
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Tell it too
Fucking these holes on the loo
Niggas talking about
Them niggins fucking hang with that shit
But I'll fuck your bitch
And I'll pay that rent
And anytime she called me
She gonna get off on these dick
Now ain't tellin where you might see me
I'm posted in the Aid
But I might jump on the plane
And Paule-A-Vou
A la Frantique
I got the jokes
I'm everywhere
You see me with it
I'm off in Africa
I'm telling jokes in different cities
Nigger went to Germany
and felt some different tits
Hey
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different titty
Hey hey
Niggum went to Germany
And felt some different tities
I say they're small and they're round
But felt some different titty
Hey
I like smoking weed
I like it in high
I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly
Bitches walking out
Bitches pulling up
I'll apologize
But they say I don't give up
I'm crazy man
I'm crazy man
I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man
Give me some of that pussy baby
Give me some of that pussy girl
Quit being stingy
Now give me some of that pussy
You got enough to share
I won't tell nobody
Because I know they do not care
Give me some of that pussy
Baby
Give me some of that pussy girl
Hey
You got a smell but I want to fuck no
Man you got a smell but I won't fuck no
Pussy got a smell but I'm going to fuck no
Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got to smell but I'm a pussy got to smell but I'm going to fuck no
Man you got some ghetto baby making classics over there
Hey y'all y'all y'all got some of the music already?
I know I got some of my computer.
Hey, you can break this out over here right there?
Laws, give me a 10-count man.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 19.
I don't hear shit, cat.
Yo, yo, yo, nothing. I'll hear nothing.
I have nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
I have nothing, cat.
I have nothing, cat.
Hey, y'all, you watched Roy Wood stand-up shit last night?
Bro, that shit funny as a motherfucker.
Nick out of Birmingham.
Roy Wood.
Wow.
Great story, bro.
On Comedy Central?
No, nothing yet.
That shit came.
It premiered last night.
That motherfucker was hidden, bro.
He's just like a southern version of Dave Chappelle, man.
He went that up?
Yes, man.
That motherfucker got some brilliant-ass humor, man.
That shit, fight.
That's all one joke on the internet.
Oh, was it like, what hood do you claim?
You?
Like, I'm claiming adulthood.
you're talking about. I'm 30-something
years old. I abided by
your rules in my 20s. Where can
I wear blue again, Cripp?
Yeah, that was funny. That was true.
Man.
Where can I wear blue again? Clearly, this is a blazer.
If I am a Crip, I'm a supervisor.
What are you doing?
This shit was going in, bro.
Roy Wood?
Yeah, Roy Wood Jr.
He funny. He funny.
It's a motherfucker.
Hey, man, I'm gonna pull up the track list, and we're gonna go through them shit.
I'm gonna have you tell everybody.
Tell them what I'm gonna hear the track about.
You think I'm bullshit and I'm a real nigga.
I got the mixtate app just to download the shit.
Brother, the joint is hard, bro.
Did you throw my roadway?
I said Charlene to my mom.
Look, I got it.
I still don't hear nothing, then.
I smell the weed, though.
You got some weed in your pocket.
I had some of my pocket.
You got something in your pocket?
It's you.
He's got a whole bunch of it.
What that is there right now?
Random weed.
Let me see.
Yeah, it's got to be a bulk of your mouth.
Why you ain't close it?
Now you're going to have the whole building loud.
You should have snapped the top on.
They put me back in the game.
Wee.
My dad died, boy.
You had a bunch of wood.
I was smoking the fattest blunts ever.
And I old a nigga.
I'm a shit like this.
You old a nigga.
Yeah, got fronted.
Yeah, yeah
You're front
I just knew I already knew
I was gonna blame it on my dad to tell
I was not gonna
A nigga wasn't gonna run you about there
Huh
You got to front you again
You're a real
Hey that's a real nigga shit
When a nigga front you
You call him
He got to front you again
Hey
Didn't I just break you off
No man
It wasn't me
Cause what I told the thing
I was like
You know what I said
I was like
I already had my mind
I was like man
I was like man
He's so cool
bro
If he get wrong about my...
I got to beat his ass.
He's like, he got to feel him.
He got to front you again.
He got the front of him.
So I was like, bro.
Oh, man.
He ain't gonna lie.
He ain't got maddy your buddy, dog.
He was like, down.
He was like, down, chun, John.
I was like, bro, my dad had to die.
I ain't gonna lie, but I smoke it.
But he was like, man, I feel.
But I can't front you again.
I was like, shit.
You got to.
I was like, I understood.
I said, I said, I was.
understood hello you couldn't even be mad at him no i understood though i said he's gonna take
it or he's gonna be like man you got you still on me if i still owe him you just like to keep my ass
motherfuckers better feel me see some mate hey hey let's roll a backwood then you want me to roll the backwood
you want me to roll the backwood out there bit huh i love my back yeah roll up a backwood
in the 185
South show
But we gonna be all right
though
Because we got the right nigga
He gonna find the chord
The one was just too big
And then he started flexing
And then he found the cord
And then we started
Freestyle Lending because we got so bored
I can't hear you though
I can hear you a little bit
That's the crazy part
That's the crazy part
I can't hear you
There we go shit
We in that bitch
I can't know
Whatever you did
Just fish that shit
Hey
My name bitch in that
Now I can't hear everything.
Everything, D.C. say something.
I can't hear nothing, man.
My shit, my shit is working.
Yours is?
My cord, twirking.
Hey.
That bitch needs to jigger the cord or something.
Turn it up.
Hey.
We in this bitch.
It's only one.
We in this bitch.
We in this bitch.
But flip that shit and use the left side.
We only get one cord because we only got one plug.
Hey.
So it's on the one side of your working?
I only use one side anyway because I've been in the A-Chilling and smoking weed.
Did you get the back?
wood that it's head that I need, shot of the backwoods for believing in us.
Leaving in us.
For sending us, budgets and checks and, hey, blunts and stuff.
Hey, we smoke in their, smoking, they're choking, they're broken and they're broken and
me through.
I'm smoking me two.
I might smoke me three.
I don't know.
This ain't no rap.
No, no.
This is just how I feel.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to feel titty's and see if the motherfuckers was real.
Ooh, hey, we smoking.
We didn't even want to cuss.
Yeah, yeah.
I left that out.
Left that out.
Sometimes I want to put my, mm-mm, in hot, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Nika gonna censor his self.
Shit, I'm trying to be better.
Better, better.
I'm gonna start rapping about pussy.
Start rapping about the weather.
Hey.
It might rain tomorrow.
Might rent tomorrow.
I made the shit up.
Y'all.
But it might get some snow.
That's fucked up.
Hey.
Bring the beat back.
Oh.
I don't need no beat.
Oh, he slow that beat.
A-nigh-d-down.
But I'm the nigger of the week.
Hey.
Flats bit something.
Trying to.
Nigger getting tired.
Yes, I am.
I don't get tired.
I'm gonna drink this red bull.
Get wings.
I'm a fly.
We smoking.
rolling we choke damn that shit was blows
blazing i meant raising i meant you are in no way to the basement i mean
this is a 85 top show freestyle bitch we don't even need no titles
i told you god on everything on my lord and my savior right hand on the motherfucking
bible that was my left so i can lie yeah didn't nigga catch that told you he wouldn't
let me rap oh he won't let me rap I don't give it down I'm high in the way
Go ahead.
Get what?
I don't eat ham.
Yes, sir, yes you do.
I ain't no Muslim.
Hey, I fuck with them.
Hey, hey, I had this bitch.
She was like, hey, I'm a Muslim.
I fuck though with her turbanone.
I can see her face and I'm like, cut your lights on.
Looking like I'm fucking the ghost.
I don't really give a fuck.
Hold on.
That's offensive.
Hey.
I got to come in before you get us fucked up.
No, it ain't.
Go ahead.
I fought for the Muslims.
I just wanted you to stop that part.
Tell about the time that you fucking Mexican girl.
We met at Taco Biz.
Hey.
She was shut up with the long-ass
hair with the nice titties
and her ass was round as hell
but she ain't held no paperwork.
She was illegal immigrant.
I don't know if she's here.
I looked for her last year on Facebook
didn't find that bitch
but I'm looking for this year.
No.
I'm gonna talk about the Muslim cut
that scarlet for real.
Tell about the other one.
Nope.
She was on top of me and I was like
hey, I love how you feel.
It's a Muslim band.
I'm a Muslim man.
I'm a Muslim man.
I'm a Muslim man.
It's just a Muslim band.
All I seen was eyes.
I made that bitch cry.
You better.
Stop that shit before they blow up the building.
Now, that was offensive.
What you're talking about?
Hey, rewind it back.
It's not offensive.
If you sing it, you got to sing that shit.
Okay.
Blow that shit up.
Blow that shit up.
They don't just go right to the end.
Blow that shit up.
Stop it.
Don't tell them to do it because they might just do it.
And then they're going to say, we had something to do with it.
And we ain't got shit to do with it.
And they're going to put it on a nigger.
And the nigger going to get blamed.
They're going to blame us for every damn thing.
Hey, Nick, Carlos Miller had something to do
With 9-11 last year
He was fucking with playing
Hey, hey what?
Yeah he did
Nick'll be lying
Yeah he did
Spirit out line
Yeah he did
You think that I'm lying
I'm in the motherfucking five dollars
Nine dollar line
Hey yeah he did
With my bags in my hand
Yeah he did
I ain't paying for shit
I'm gonna shit that shit
Up under the seat
And to act like that
I ain't even fucking with it
What?
Yeah he did
They gonna be like
Yep that's him
No he ain't
He's bad he did not buy
Oh my beard
He got $9 dollars
You need to go one more try
Hell look, Camarfly Frontier.
Hold up, I'm gonna stand in the line.
What, what?
Guess what?
It was about $9.99 for the motherfucking ticket.
They put me on some shit, but I ain't felt you.
Build you.
I really feel rich flying del.
Sandwiches, be good at hell, but them bitches eight dollars.
Take my car and give me two of them bitches and swipe it out.
She is $16.
Hold on.
South Wish, why y'all ain't got no T-D.
bitch everybody on here don't like to read check this out i want to see talk flight this bitch to the lucky
letting on me and my shoulder hurt i hey hold on american airlines i be trying me all the time
when i'm trying to come to Atlanta make me fly to charley first oh like this shit got to fly over the crib just to turn around fly back to the crib
hey hey just drop me off in Atlanta hey hey hey manrietta where a nigger live
Hey, hey, I was on a connected flight.
We had them stopped by five times.
But guess what?
That shit has saved me shit like five times.
Okay.
I ain't gonna lie, I seen a bad bit by five times.
I was like, you for Texas, you from Tennessee and Memphis like five lines.
Hey!
You ever have so many layovers that just started making friends.
But you don't give a fuck because it's always somewhere to plug your phone in.
They're Starbucks with the white folks, but it made me have to boo boo.
Hey, hey.
By the plane take all shit
I got the gold cousin.
Nigger had the boo-boot.
Hey.
Tell me what, hurt.
Pffield.
Oh.
Went to the little bad frown hell
and sounded like a flute.
Oh.
Nigger was sick.
Shipp had coffee and shit.
She stuck to the bananas and fruit.
Vespas and shit.
Oh.
Eid and past South show.
Oh.
It's your girl favorite pie.
It's the 85 South Show
We're making white folks in the little kid laugh
It's the 85 South show
We're hanging in there like an old piece of weed
The 85 South Show
This episode is me in D.C.
You heard me?
You hear me?
Your mixtape inspired you add my name
Yeah
Your shit inspired me
I don't know how the shit sounded to them
But I sounded like
Bobby Brown in 93 right there
You're gonna have to cut all that shit out
Shit I ain't even sound good
What's up Nick
Slow motion
How you living? How are you living?
Need the Wi-Fi
Hey you look motherfucking
intelligent because you got a MacBook
It's amazing how just having
Nice fucking appliance
Make a nigga look like he didn't went to a whole
college. Let me tell you something.
Look, we got the hotel Wi-Fi.
This shit is crazy, Cud.
Who you still at, right?
My screws is out.
Man, when you get your shit from an African, bro?
I ain't a teller who computer this world.
Don't look through the pictures. And I heard that you cannot
deny shit from Africa. Hey, Fleigh, you
bought a Macbook with the fucking pictures
of the white people already on it.
That's how I know. I'm like, that's what they're going to
shit. You're like, hey, man, just delete them pictures, man.
I don't know the iPad password.
You can't deny shit from Africa.
That's why he always, like, he
he invited me like, hey, D.C., let's go
get something to eat. And I'm like, no, he's like, no,
let's go get something to eat. I'm like, no,
you're hungry, I'm telling you. I'm like,
nigga, all right, why you be so fucking
aggressive, nigga? You can't, you can't turn down, no, they say
they're disrespectful. Well, I'm like, nigga, you ain't African
American. We say no, nigga, we just ain't hungry.
African Americans and Africans, two
totally different things. Yeah, African. They're
not American. They're just straight, African.
That's what I was at the All-Star Game,
right? Oh, shit. You was out there?
Yeah, it was a dude. It was a dude. He had some, so,
some popcorn shrimp
and his lady was like that and I'm like, hey, what did you get there?
She grabbed one, gave it to me.
I'm like, okay.
To me, I'm thinking she want to fuck.
So I asked, I said, that's your husband?
You just thinking that type of shit?
If she fed me, she wanted to fuck.
Right in front of a nigga.
Yeah.
So I asked her, well, that her husband?
She said, yes, this is my husband.
I said, what the fuck?
These bitch just fanned me in front of her husband.
And then her husband reached back with a plate like this.
I was like, no, I'm like, no, he's okay.
I'm like, no, he said, I cease.
You get, I'm like, well, damn, nigga.
I don't get three of them.
Maybe where they're from, they feed motherfuckers.
I'm like, why these niggas so aggressive
on feeding the nigga?
Like, I don't be whole food all the time.
I know goddamn well she better not ever take shit
off my plate and feed her.
That's what I said.
I was all like to think about.
A married woman took a plate off her husband.
I don't give a fucking for a nigga starving.
Don't you ever take off my ass.
And then I started thinking like, do African niggas shit ain't with me?
I don't know.
But that shit made me.
I started to say, excuse me.
I'm like, can we shed this bitch?
85.
Eighty-five
Eighty-five, hey, hey.
Man, we need to do the intro.
Welcome back to the 85 South Show.
Yeah, God, yeah, girl.
Yes.
Welcome to the motherfuckers who just stayed on the years
until we had to lose.
Yeah, yes, sir.
Oh, hell, they like, that is.
Oh, yeah.
The numbers are officially back.
We are ranked number one
in your girl's favorite podcast.
Yes, we are the number one podcast.
The number one podcast, bitter bitches, baby mamas, and bitches who don't believe in niggas no more.
This is the number one show for niggas who's starting to believe in themselves just three months ago.
Like, they play some of our episodes, like on the first day of GED class.
I heard that our shit is really popping over there at the Atlanta training school.
Yeah, niggas is getting their life together, bro.
It's crazy.
Did y'all see that shit?
Young dro came on this bitch and went to school the next week.
That's what I'm talking about.
We change lives.
We do change lives, my niggins.
Stupid bitch.
You stupid whore.
We was only talking to one person when we said that.
He said the stupid bitch.
I said the stupid whore.
Nobody is left out here on the 85 South Show.
My name is Carlos Miller.
I hate my whore, but I love my bitch.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
Speaking of D.C. Young Fly, I don't know if you heard,
but this nigga got one of the coldest mixtapes.
And it's almost street.
It's almost street platinum.
You got to do it.
When you don't go,
when you don't get that Grammy and shit for your shit
or you don't get platinum.
Like record says,
you just put them in the street.
Yeah.
My shit,
almost street platinum.
I'm going to get a million players.
I'm going to go ahead and tell you,
whether you know it or not,
I don't know if you're waiting on the internet to tell you,
but your shit then got played a million times.
This was a random fact.
I was shooting a podcast last week.
The Talking Crazy podcast, Midtown, Atlanta with some of my people over there.
Shout out to the Crazy Talk podcast.
Man, it's a room full of the most fourth-war gangster, little dread niggas in there.
Guess what they're listening to?
Your mixtape, nigger.
I appreciate it, man.
Man, that, but it was so funny because it's like, you see a hood, nigga.
They agreeing, but they arguing, they arguing in the agreeing.
Like, man, this nigga really fuck with that mute.
No, bro, I'm telling you.
He's been fucking with that.
music, bro.
That shit was cold, man.
I appreciate, man.
Everybody for fucking with me.
You feel what I'm saying?
This, first of all, this is the first R&B
EP I had ever put out.
Like, people have been telling me, just
go ahead and sign to them.
Bitches!
My female!
I told you this shit two years ago.
If we was real savvy, this would be the time
where we go back to, like, we were still
at a brus studio.
And then I was like, bro, you need to just
sing to them hoes.
And you was like, no, bro.
And then you did the rap about the gun
and shit.
I was like, yeah.
but man it's cool but what about the bitches and now you finally it's like you know what
it's time the same it's time to sign to the female a lot of the rap i finally got all this shit
on my chest all right shit ain't get me nowhere okay so i just song let me ask you this shit
i'm doing your interview this your uh this your hood grammy interview let's do it a 85 south show hood
grammy interview dc young fly thank you to all the pussy that i made what if it wasn't for you
my music could be dry as fuck do you understand that people are using your music right now to
It pussy actually, and it ain't had a shit to do with you, but it's like you played an important part in another nigga against some pussy.
How that makes you feel like it?
It's kind of, it made me feel great.
It's like, like how the old rituals we used to sing and play back in the day, like the Arkellys and shit.
I got a feeling in my heart is going to be some little niggas named Devante made to this.
I hope so because you got to think about it.
My music is basically, I'm kind of blunt and I'm kind of like, you know what I'm saying, up front from basically what I want to do.
So if I want to eat that pussy,
and if you want to eat some pussy,
I think you want to play my music
just so the bitch who's riding in the car
with you know that that's what you want to do tonight.
85 South show, Hood Graham, interview.
DC Youngfly, check this out.
Yes.
I'm going to keep doing that shit.
I'm just going to go ahead and let you know.
It's okay.
Just to make the shit feel official
because, you know, here at the 85 South show,
it's never what it is.
It's just what we make it feel like.
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So check this out.
You decided you're about to do this R&B mixtape.
Yes.
What music were you listening to in preparation?
In preparation.
In preparation.
In preparation.
You know, leading up to.
Ladies, do you hear that roll?
I can do it in real life.
Do it again.
Preparations.
Preparations.
Preparations.
Preparation.
I was listening to a lot of Drew Hill,
Genuine.
No, Drew Hill made a lot of side-nigger music.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
They had a whole song called,
I could be your boyfriend.
Real talk.
Because you know he's lying.
It might sound like I'm hating.
True enough.
But, girl, I'm just relaying.
Yeah.
I love that song.
See, that's why niggas fell off
because right now we don't have the type of homeboys
that would sing the background to help.
You get your own.
girl back and I'm glad
that I'm seeing a young nigga bringing that type of
R&B shit back so I'd be right there to tell you
stick in man Drew Hill man
Genuine I listen to boys and men a lot
I listen to boys and me because of the harmonies
I get the harmonies from them
and Drew Hill I get that real
R&B feeling when I listen to Drew Hill
and when I listen to Genuine
I just feel like it's time to eat the bitch ass
Wow check this out
When it's time to listen to the girl put that ass on my
You put with Arkele?
On the music.
Fuck the personal shit, the music.
No, he's, he's like the godfather.
When it comes to the music.
With the R&B, y'all, man, he's going to crazy.
I was just checking to see if you.
Because there's, like, a lot of niggas in your age bracket don't understand the greatness of this.
Just because you don't listen to a person, that don't mean you can't give them their credit.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Go ahead.
You know how a nigga be with your folks.
They be like, hey.
I'd be like, bro, it's not that serious if you're a fool, nigga.
No.
I'm like, bro.
Chill out, bro.
You feel what I'm saying?
I feel you on that shit.
But Arkelly is where, like, the godfather of, like, the freaking shit.
Yeah.
So I listen to Arkelly.
You know what I just don't listen to a lot because I don't know who the hell he's talked to.
You're right.
If you go back to the old Arkella, the nigger, he was like, look, girl.
He was on some grown.
The nigger said, show me some ID.
Before I get knee deep, the nigger was asking for ID back in the day.
Somewhere in between the nigga growing braids and wearing mint coats, the shit changed.
He said, fuck the ID.
Put your ass in my face
I don't know
That's why I can't do it
Okay so dig it
All the whole I'm sickin too bitch
I don't check the ID
I don't need to see ID
Right
I mean it's pretty easy for you
If you're a young nigga
And you know the bitch young
You know she or you
No I'm 24
I can't go for the 17
18 cool
Bitch you're grown
I'm gonna fuck
We can argue that all day
Hey 18 y'all
All right cool
Hey if you're old enough
To buy cigarettes
You're old enough to fuck with DC
That's a
terrible way to look at shit.
Hey, man, you go buy me a bad wolf for the weed, man.
We fucking when you get out.
Speaking of which, check this out.
The mixtape is called, if you don't know me, if you didn't know me.
If you didn't know me.
So you want motherfuckers to listen to this shit, like, I don't know this, nigga.
Yeah, I want to not think of me as roasting.
You feel what I'm saying?
I don't want you to think of me as the funny, a nigga or a nigga on TV.
Nigel, you can't get un-famous, nigga.
I don't want you to think of me.
I don't, when you listen to this shit, take that shit out your mind.
I want you to press.
I want you to think.
the motherfucker ran up to your car
and said, bro, look, I'm selling my meat tape, bro.
You ain't got to buy it, just listen to it.
You're actually like the dick, you're like, well, shit,
the dink, man, Nick's side.
What if you had a song where you were singing and roasting
at the same time?
It would have fucked the whole tape.
I know it, but now that the shit open, we'll do that shit on volume three.
It would have probably been right in the middle.
A nigg would have been like, man, man, this shit I heard to.
Got this old goof-ad track right.
This shit, fuck the whole vibe,
like, nigga be fucking it off, so you hear,
Bitch, you get your ugly head ass.
I like that shit.
They're like, no, give me one more verse off that bitch.
The roasting shit.
Bitch, you get your skin, fade head ass on.
Your boy got them lubbit ass teeth, them alligator teeth.
Oh, yeah.
I'm on your ass, baby.
There nothing that I want them.
Oh, your straight blue ass.
Man, they be like, man, cut that shit on, man.
That shit.
Damn, no.
That's it ain't.
Fuck,
we're missing money.
We're missing money.
So, track number one, they know.
They know.
Out the gate.
They know is kind of like the clubbanger, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I got a lot of response for that before.
The buildup for this shit being crazy.
Before I put on them, you know, the motherfucker was crazy.
You know what I mean?
First of all, it's R&B.
They're like seeing it, first of all.
People feel they go see is it really would it, would it claim out to be because he's saying it.
Right.
Where did they know come from?
Dayno just came from just experience, man.
A lot of people, sometimes people be acting like they don't know.
Right.
Man, y'all know.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the, bro.
That's the whole purpose.
Like, niggas.
That shit just made me like this shit even more.
You know what I'm just saying?
That's just point-blank period when people be acting like they don't know.
Like, you know.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you might hear a nigger back name like, man, I'm feeling the trash y'all.
But deep down in your mind, you're like, shout to keep a chopper.
You know?
You know what I'm saying?
You like them bitches.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I grinded from the bottom up.
That shit is how you was really on your singing shit.
And then you threw the chop of fuck around and take this.
And then just like.
You see how I rode.
Yeah.
That made all the street.
That made all street niggas feel.
I wanted to make all street niggas feel like they had a frule and there one
nigga that sang it.
And a nigga don't be trying to cry.
And you never seen the gangster, you never seen cry for?
You be like, they ain't even know.
That nigga had water in his body.
Hey, you remember that life jennon and I'd be robbing these niggas?
That's like the grandson of this shit
Real talk
That nigga's the chopper fuck around
And you like
Chopper fuck around
Take your soul
Yeah
Yeah yeah
Real talk
Real talk
And the crazy part about it
They know
They know
So hey
It ain't
They ain't
Like they don't know
Right
You know what I'm saying
That's right there smile
And say
Hey bubuck
I won't know
You had that doubt
Right
Well I'm letting you know
That shit
That shit burning
I appreciate it
Yeah now
That's like the hit back
That's gonna be like
The single
And then I follow it up
Ready.
With the Reddy.
Tell me about ready, man.
To be honest.
Redder one of my favorite tracks.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, you know.
All right, let's set the move 585 South Shore.
You already know who the podcast.
When should a nigga play Ready?
You should play Ready on your second neck.
Don't play it on your first.
So this is one of the ones you loop back.
Yeah, you got to loop back to him when you know you're feeling to go crazy.
You got to play that.
If you feel to kiss her from her head out of that pussy,
I feel to eat for a little minute because, you know, you feel like, hey,
girl, I know that you're ready, man, what?
I'm going to need you to say, what?
You feel to be eating that pussy, why?
She's going to listen.
She's going to neck, bro.
If you want her to net before you catch your neck because you know you're a quick proper,
play Ready.
Okay, check this out.
So they know, that's a banger.
They know.
They know where the clue about it.
When you hit them with Reddit, that was the, I feel like that's the first song
when Needs got to see DC, like, on some real singer shit.
Yeah, that's why I like Reddy because it's, it's,
I knew we were going to catch them right off God
because I got them in the club motion
and now it's really time for me to take them to
if they really don't know me.
You know what I'm saying?
I got you hype off day notes, you know what I'm saying?
You're going to think it's going to be some whole bunch of gang shit.
Yeah, yeah.
And then you're like, okay, now let me tell you
what this is me's take rid of about.
I want your bitch.
I want to eat her ass.
I want you to get the kids for the weekends.
I pulled an off day note.
I won't, I pulled the off day note at the club.
But when I get to the crib, I hope this bitch ready.
You know what I mean?
So that's why I want to sit the move all day of Redder
Because Redder one of my favorite track
You know what I'm saying
It's really on some grown man shit
Like grown man
We ain't talking about that little bit shit
So you go from ready to body right
Body right
Body right
Body right
Is for the motherfuckers who trying to fuck
Over their limit
You know what I'm saying
Like now you don't got this bitch
First she doesn't nut it
Now you want this bitch to die
This is the payback
This is the payback
This is one for the one where you got a guy
I saw one time and she's kind of like
talking shit. She won. She won.
And now you back on that hole, you're like,
yeah, bitch. Like, now you really
got her. See that, by the right, you ain't
even fin to play with her, period.
There's the shit. I made
body right for the motherfuckers who do shit, I don't
do it. Oh, okay. You know what I'm saying? You got
the niggas who go... The real
freaks? Yeah. This for the real freak.
This for y'all. You know what I? Y'all do that shit.
I'm going to stick to red it.
That's what it. Okay.
All right. All right.
So we, we three tracks in.
track, so then you go to
right now. Right now. This is the time to
chill, smoke you
a blunt, get your mind together. You know what I'm saying?
That's a track where you can ride
and smoke, get your mind together. See, now y'all are a bushy nothing, everybody
chill. This for the ride home. This to recuperate. Yeah, this is the ride home because you
not... But to keep the vibe on. The crazy part about
the first thing that come on, the first thing,
feeling a lot of shit right now. You know what I'm saying? So now he's wrong. I just
tore that ass up. You feel what I'm
So, nigga, oh, good.
You feel what I'm saying?
She takes the nigga back.
I hope you make a hard.
You didn't get that the first time.
You know what I'm saying?
You might have to loop back.
You might have to loop back if you get harder than that, man.
What's you trying to do?
What's you trying to do?
So right now, like, the recuperation smoke vibe, you know what I'm saying?
You can cheer and just mellow and out.
Like, that's really like a smoker.
I had to get one to the smoker.
Okay, you know exactly what that is?
If you get a head in the car.
Okay.
That's one of the one.
You smoke.
I'm feeling a lot of shit right now.
You do the little right now
That's what the ladies
On the way to the nigga crew
And the crazy part about it
That ain't your bitch
You know what I'm saying
She's chilling with the dick right now
Hey
Cornet down
What?
With the shit right now
You got your shit with you
You got your strap
See?
I saw you about to go
D.C. young flag with you
Know what I'm gonna chill it
I'm gonna cool out
This is the one of the common ones
You know what I'm saying
All right
I believe this next one though
This probably gonna be the sleeper
This is the sleeper right here
Pretty lady.
Pretty lady, man.
That's when you...
You got real...
I want to see that shit shot on an island somewhere.
No, most definitely is going on the island.
You got to take that shit.
You got to make that shit beautiful.
We're going on the yacht.
We're going to make it look like it's Dominican,
but we're going to be in Miami.
Yeah.
But look, you know how the niggins go.
Probably do a man-made beach in Georgia or something.
We just got to rent it out.
I think Pretty Lady is the sleeper of the whole tape.
Pretty Lady is something that they're not going to expect me to do.
Like, people got to understand, okay, we do comedy.
Right.
We do comedy.
Company is your personality, you feel what I'm saying?
Like, that's your, when you're on stage, that's Carlos Mellon.
That's his personality.
You feel what I'm saying?
They don't add, when you're on stage, you're not doing, you're doing something that you love,
but it's something else that you like to do, but you can't do it because you're doing
comedy right now.
That's your personality.
So when I'm on stage, that's my personality, but music is my passion.
This is something that I also take my time out in practice and go over as well.
You feel?
I'm saying.
So I want to catch them off good to show that I'm musically inclined.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you're taking me for a comedian, but I can literally write your favorite rapper
a hit and wouldn't mind him rapping it.
Okay.
Your favorite R&B artist singing, a hit, I wouldn't care.
You know, some people be mad and be like, I wanted to be me.
I'd be comedy.
I'm already on a stage.
I'm on a stage.
So I just had to show him that I was musical.
When I heard the beat, I straight went into reggae overseas.
I told my producer, No, to me.
I said, I can't do no niggie shit to this.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's why I got the vibe off that one from.
So if you rhyme with a foreign, bitch, you can skip and go straight to four and go back today.
No, you just got to show what's really going on.
She ain't even got to be foreign.
Just a pretty-ass hood, bitch, with a new weed.
You feel me?
Hell, yeah.
We're going to talk.
All right, the first feature, come on track six, your man, Day Day Day.
My boy, Day Day.
You know?
You know, I took him back to the club
To get him ready for the covers
You know what I'm saying?
I knew I had the covers coming up
So I kind of took him back to the club
He got the club going crazy
You know what I'm saying
And plus he's a feature
And then, you know, he's an upcoming artist
He's an upcoming artist from Atlanta
You know what I mean?
My clothes partner
You know what I mean?
From Atlanta, we bought the school together
The Price Middle School
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm just, what's that shit
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm just trying to keep the loop together
You know what I mean
On coming up man
That's my boy, he's doing this thing
And I just put it on the tape
There go
Key to the streets
You didn't fuck up another remix
You didn't fuck up another remix
The crazy part about it
I was gonna do nothing but covers
Right
I was gonna do just
I think that's a whole separate tape though
Yeah I was just gonna do number covers
Especially since the panda shit did what it did
Yeah like that was kind of like
The first like oh this nigga really
Cause I'd be getting mad sometimes
You know what I'm not really
I'm not hanging on nobody
I just take my aggression out
On the on what I do
You know what I'm saying
It's just like a football player
If you get mad
So you just take your aggression out on the field in
You know what I'm saying?
You tighten up and you go on the field.
So when I be hearing motherfuckers and they be like,
oh, this person go crazy or this.
Like, if you listen to music, people who listen to music music,
it's music out there that I still don't know about this great music.
And I'd be wanting to find out great music.
People who actually study music and listen to music,
they don't condone this new-ass shit.
New-ass shit.
That's what they call it.
I like the new-ass shit.
That new-ass shit.
That would be a tight little-name for it.
All this new-ass shit.
Those niggas don't listen to.
Bro, I don't think nobody after 2000.
Damn.
That's how they feel.
They're like motherfuckers from 2000 on up.
This shit has been garbage.
You know what I mean?
The only person they might respect is Beyonce.
There's been so much shit that's been dropped in between that.
They got slept on.
Or it's just like music was coming out so fucking fast.
People didn't get to consume it at the same way.
But like I said, like I had to tell them, you can't hate on the genre of today music.
You got to think about it.
I'm so through with that argument.
man if you don't like that shit turn it off
it's the genre of today you got to think about
it back in the 70s
and the in like
I think the 80s that's the shit about all
the new music when it's when it's come out motherfuckers
don't like it what about what about when rap first hit
it wasn't no rap it was
just R&B, nigga every child
uh-huh
go to this page
do you your own me
yeah
yeah exactly this goddamn
bud
whoa
whoa
you know what
It wasn't no, it wasn't no rap.
It wasn't nothing.
So when rap hit,
got to think about how many rap artists was from that shit was really hit,
like Roxanne, Roxanne, you know what I'm saying?
Like, like, NWX, you know what I'm saying?
But that's what I'm saying?
All that shit caught the same criticism when he came.
Yeah, all that, from the biggie, from the two-power,
from the knives, from the J-Z, you know what I'm saying?
Like, nigga, that shit, it was an epidemic, you know what I'm saying?
So it just had to transform.
But that's what you can't expect these young niggies
to really come out and rap about a whole bunch of shit.
They y'all.
No shit yet.
It's going to come eventually.
And this is the generation.
Yeah, the shit's going to come eventually.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's get back to the Migsay, man.
Key to the street.
Key to the streets.
I just had to get them.
We wanted to hide the songs out.
Salute my boy Lucha and Domingo.
They're going crazy.
Right now.
You know what I'm saying?
They're going crazy.
So I just had to go crazy.
I just had to go crazy on their beat.
You been going crazy.
Because I really feel like I got the key to the streets.
It's a real strong tape, my man.
I got the key to the streets on the west side.
I mean, it's Atlanta.
Man, them boys doing their third.
You know, he's like North.
Right, right.
Like real North and stuff for that shit.
But, you know what I salute him because they're going crazy.
You know, what Alucan doing his thing?
He's rapping in Atlanta strong.
It's not a thud, raping the Lelandstong.
Any nigga that might fuck your hoe and pay her bill?
You know what I'm saying?
She got to fuck with her dick.
You know what I'm saying?
Niggins say he might fuck your hoe and pay her bills.
So I salute everybody who represents, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, but you know, when they're coming in the west side shit.
Yeah.
Hey, boy, they all me, John.
I argue with the nigga by that one.
We'll go back and forth.
we'll go back and forth
I'm putting on the most
for this side
nigger tell me about this wishing though
man wishing
wishing I always
I like this song you know what I'm saying
and I just want to get on
just to fuck with
a couple big producers
wishing that I was your nigga
you know what I'm saying
and that's really talk
you know what I'm always wishing
I was a bitch nigga
you know what I'm saying
I want to be yours
just for that night bitch
just for a little bit
exchange money
You know, Brassette Tiller had the game fucked up
He still do, though
If he come back with one and just go crazy
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know how it is
I mean, I guess I can feel it
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if you get the game and you get it like
Real strong and you got that
motherfucker's like that.
I think that tape went platinum then
Shit, it got to be
That motherfucker went stupid, you know what I'm saying?
So I had to go
I just had to get on something that went crazy
And it's the song
And I like, Fred's Farrarrow, you got to think about
It's like a little Wayne
If I get on your track
I like the song
You know what I'm saying?
It's not only hot in the streets.
It's hot in the streets, but I like it as well.
So it made me get in the booth and think of some shit to the dude on your track.
You know what I'm saying?
What about this nice and slow?
Man, I just had to go back to the usher.
That was always one of my favorites.
I used to see that shit.
I used to see that shit to the females in school, bro.
I bet you came up in the meantime.
But then you rounded the tape off and ended that bitch on a classic.
Classic.
Charlene.
Charlene.
That's probably my favorite.
Out of the cover.
That's my favorite.
I listen to that one because, you know why?
Well, check this out.
Before you even tell, I got to ask you this shit, before you even say that,
that nigga, you got an R&B tape.
Now, niggas is going to be asked.
Hey, fly.
You ever had your heart broke?
Hell yeah.
Man, you're not having your heart broke.
I don't have that shit broke.
I don't have it broke.
I'm talking about some real suck of shit, straight.
Suckerman, man.
Real lame.
Sick.
You sick.
On some sick shit.
First of all, niggas know me for being up and routed in school.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't dig me all day.
I'm sitting in the chair.
She had you sick and fought, bro.
Yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah.
Folk, like, damn, fly, what's up?
He ain't joined nobody.
You ain't doing nothing to me.
I ain't ridden in the mood.
She had you fuck, though, like that, bro.
I ain't reading in the mood, yeah.
What happened?
I had a cold without having a cold.
What happened, bro?
You got to tell the story.
You on your R&B shit.
This is what happened, right?
This is an 85 South Shore exclusive.
You ain't going to never hear this shit in the way.
I was in the ninth grade.
Ninth grade.
And I met this girl at the screen room
I don't know how she knows my name
Well, you know, I was a little famous at the scaring
I knew how to skate like a ball
You were on my space, right?
No.
That wasn't my space day?
B-bo.
Oh, okay.
B-bo, I was a B-bo man.
If I go to my profile right now,
Lynn Hill, Vaseline, I'm on my face.
You know what I'm?
So I met her at the scaring room.
A little chick at the screen room.
All I heard was, John, I turned around,
she was playing.
She was playing.
She was fun.
She turned back around.
He was cute.
Nine-grade fine.
Nine grade fine.
And I thought I felt like love in my life, bro.
the thing, bro. She told me the day before she broke
up with me, right? She said, I never met a man
in my life to treat me so good.
God brought you. When you bring God
into the situation. But this ninth grade.
I don't care, bro. You brought God into the situation.
You love me, bro. You bring
God to the situation. You love me.
The next day
she said, I don't think this
can work out. I said
you lied to me and God.
This is in the bigger hands than me
and you. Did you talk
the good about this before you just broke up with me
you feel what I'm saying she broke up with me
bro and I was just like what
that was crazy
and come to find out he was he was my
partner later on down the line like
he ended up being my partner and that was
our girl I swear on that we treated
I mean we didn't really but we used to talk like
who gonna kill her today
oh man damn fly
we both loved the bro and
when we told each other stories we
he was like oh that was you she broke on with
I was like, so you is the niggins she went with.
He was like, yeah, I was like, damn.
I mean, we both loved them, you know what I'm saying?
That's the, bro, all this shit I haven't ever heard you say.
I think that's the craziest shit I ever heard.
No, and then it's like, she right there to verify this story.
My nigger.
Real talk.
And we got stories of, this shit to do me dirty, like, you know, RIP,
might be a brother, pay, you know what I'm saying.
She used to be dirty on this, bro.
Like, folk used to really, like, I swear she used to do me dirty.
Like, she used to pull up, she used to pull up.
This after high school, this is ninth grade.
Eighth grade when she broke my heart.
Grammy interview with D.C.
I'm like, who was Grammy?
Ninth grade when she broke my heart, I got over this shit.
I ain't really tripping, but we talked on and off over the years, you know what I'm saying.
Now, this is after high school.
We ain't going to the same high school until grade.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I still got a love for shout out, you know what I'm saying.
So she was to pull up just to see what I'm doing
You know you sell dope a store
And she's I mean one time I got in the car right
She was like
You are you selling drugs
That's unsafe I put out a lot
I put out a lot of money
I'm like baby we can go whatever you want to go
Really I was flexing
We ain't going no goddamn well
You feel what I'm saying
But I knew I had money to do
To go out to eat
Right to go both
10 grade shit
No this 19 18 19 shit
Oh okay
You know what I'm saying
So
I remember one time she said
Did you just have a shootout?
I'm like, yeah
She said, I can't be wilded
That's not, I don't feel sex riled yet
I said bitch
Ain't I'm still here
Or quarterly I can shoot
What is you saying
I ain't gonna let nothing happen to you
And then Craze on down the line
No one was injured in the shooting
No, nobody was injured in the shootout
But no Craze on down the line
I get famous, she come around
And Craig I have never hit
Don't
Don't I hit all right
I hit after I got famous
Don't hit
She gave it to me
It was decent.
It was straight, you know what I mean?
Shout out to her with that decent-ass-ass.
I'm not trying to.
She got that decent?
I'm not trying to die on you.
He got that decent.
Who's better than decent?
It was better than decent.
It was okay.
We're not going to say your name because I still got-
We're not going to say your name because it was just, it was better than decent.
Hey man, I'm about to read a comment.
No, it was better than decent.
I just didn't want the shit to be too much, you know.
No, it's okay.
Because that end, she know.
And when I heard, she started crying.
I was like, why?
She said, because you're not going to fuck with me.
So you know, I had to play it cool, like, man, what you're talking about, but in my head?
I'm like, you're right!
You're right!
You shit it on me, man.
You got your revenge, and you...
That's great payback.
See what happened when you keep your faith in God?
I don't know for a fact she's going to hear this shit.
She's going to change me about it.
That's all right, man.
But I'm like, you know how to tell you love you.
When you hear this shit, don't text them about it.
No, she can tell me about it.
No, don't text them about that.
She knows I still love him.
I had to tell the truth.
I had to tell the truth.
This is the 85 South show.
We be telling the truth.
85 South's show
We be telling the truth
85 South's show
We be telling the truth
Telling the truth
Telling the truth
Can you put auto tune on shit?
Put the auto tune on the shit
Make the shit sound real good
Hey
telling the truth
Telling the truth
Telling the truth
I want to sound like blue
for the tip of the table saying
Yeah
We hear that shit
Shout out to the 85 South Show audience.
We know we're not the only niggins who have been through some shit.
Everybody had their hard bill.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
For the five bitches.
They like to eat hot chitos and then do their hair and get a little chito dust on the edges.
bitch with a hot flavor
but you're always in the pickle.
Yeah, man.
Like, bitch, that ain't delicious.
Check this out.
I got to get back in the comment section.
See what the comments is talking about.
Oh, that.
Nigger said, uh, uh, Starks TV.
Salute to y'all 85 South Boy.
Salute to you two, Stark.
Um, I had to stop a nigga.
He was selling counterfeit 85 South show shirts.
The shirt said 40 plus 20 plus 25 South.
And instead of a hatchet
the nigger had a butter knife shaking my
goddamn head.
Salute, brother, for staying on the job.
My man Jonathan Edmond says,
when y'all coming to Charlotte?
We tried.
March 8th.
We in that bitch.
My nigga Rob P says,
bro, I fuck with y'all.
I really watch everything y'all post.
Subscribe and I'm in the notification game.
Loz be on some shit.
Drop the mix tape.
Stop bullshit.
Shout out the D.C., Clayton, and Chico.
Once fuck niggas ain't in style, y'all got it.
For real, for real.
About the splurge on the merchandise, I got y'all.
Big salute to my partner.
I know y'all wonder, why are you reading like that?
Because a lot of motherfuckers can't hear well, and they can't read it out loud.
So I had to read the shit slow and big so everybody can feel like they're part of the group.
I learned that.
D.C., you all right?
Oh, more David.
Indigestion ad, little boy.
We're just trying to make sure this shit is popping, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, shit.
Did you see this comment?
What?
Oh, this, you want me to read the shit?
What you doing?
Oh, I was reading some shit, man.
Okay.
Vela B and me, man, they say, God damn it!
The live version of that person got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, though.
Got some competition with this one.
Oh, hello, hello.
We appreciate you, bitch.
Yeesh.
Oh, hello.
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uh hello uh hello that's it i ain't know what that was okay uh roosevelt lewis it said this
podcast is for niggas who ride around with the check engine light on talking about i'm just
going ride it now p s got some coochie y'allie y'all
D.C. new R.B.
Bitch ain't.
That's what I do.
These shit like that
makes me happy, man.
That's what I want.
I don't want to just
only sing your bitch
draws off.
Oh, we got to
help you sing another
niggum bitches
draws off, man.
Shout out to Lil Duvall
who got a,
he got some shit
in the streets.
The, uh,
I'm dropping dick off.
That's a banging ass song
so salute the little Dubbo.
You heard the shit?
Uh-uh.
He got the R&B song.
He dropped a call.
I'm dropping dick off.
For real.
Right.
The shit.
hard. I got a hit. You get it? I'm dropping
dick off. The shit hard. That was
free promo. I big it all weekend, my nigga.
I do that. Dominique Porter, he said, you ever
see the end of Jeremy Fox? I might need security
when he's singing, playing piano. He couldn't joke.
I watched that and think if there's anyone out talented enough
to put all those skills together. Some would say
Donald Glover, but I think DC is the chosen. I think DC is.
I know for a fact you are chosen. I just
can't play the piano. We're going to hire
a nigga to play the piano. No, I'm really going to learn how to
play because it's the feeling you got to
Right
We got to do all that
Right
We're gonna hire a nigga to do this shit
And then we'll just make it look like you
playing the shit
We can do that shit on
You can do that shit in post
You just add and shit on
You know what I said?
Slicky shit
The magic of production
I see that
Man
Watch the magic of production
He's talking about to
Joe show them the magic of production
My nigga put a wand in my name
This nigga here
He'll try to be slick
Hey man put me one of the Mickey Mouse
Wong
You can't say it
Give me a fucking wand
Drop some stars on these bitch
ass niggas. Look, I got wands in this.
I'm Harry Potter. Drop some
glitter on that. That ain't so funny or all.
Hey, I'm sprinkling glitter on these bitch-ass.
Hey, man. If your production team don't go
hard.
Nick, I'm salt, baby.
You ain't. You ain't five.
Put some salt on my shit, man.
Why, you only got two of?
Hey, you got some old.
You know who this podcast is for, right?
Who is for? Do you know what the podcast is for?
No, I don't. You don't know who.
Let's listen here, buddy. Before we get over here,
Welcome back 92 a.m. Rebel Radio, Goddammit.
We're in this motherfucker.
How you doing over there?
I'm doing really good.
Listen here, buddy.
I'm off the Red Bull.
I'm gonna, yeah.
Listen here, buddy.
We just got back Cancun, Mexico.
Me and Brother Stevie went down there.
We met these two waitresses over there, Waffle House down to South Georgia.
They had one vacation trip down there.
Tell them about Cancun.
I went to there.
We went down there.
We got the pictures on the Facebook patch.
I had three grounds of pot.
I was listening to the dude.
Listen, don't, you can't tell them that.
92 a.m. Rebel Radio.
We had six grams of powder, but don't tell them.
All right.
It wasn't enough.
It wasn't enough.
It really five grams because I took a gram out on the way there.
It wasn't enough.
All right.
Cancun in Mexico, you're supposed to have a lot of cocaine.
All right, Randy.
I took a gram out on the way to Cancun because I knew everybody was going to be a party pack.
Let's sneak our own drugs over where.
Okay.
Who sneaks drugs to Mexico?
I was in, we were in Mexico, not Cancun.
Cancun is in Mexico.
Wow.
I thought I was something.
The first annual 92 a.m. Rebel Radio Cancun Mexico trip.
It was Randy, Stevie, Tanya, and her sister, Tiffany.
Javier told me we was in the Dominican Republic.
That was Cancun Mexico.
He told me we was in Cancun Dominican.
You started drinking at the airport, and hell, you didn't wake up until Thursday afternoon.
That's why I miss Dominican Republic.
Every time we get around some people who speak to Spanish, you think we're in the Dominican Republic.
I'm sorry, Mexico.
I thought I was in the Dominican Republic.
Well, hell, they haven't heard from you.
God damn it.
Where are you been?
They tried to take us off the air.
Why, they tried to take us off the air right?
Well, we had some old footage come out.
Well, they accused me of using the N-word.
So we've been off the air for a couple of weeks.
That's why we went down to Mexico to regroup.
But we got a new manager down here at the station he understood what it was.
It was some old footage and it had been doctored on.
We only used the N-word for powerment.
Empowerment
Because they know
We got
N words in our family
We don't just say N words
We just
We say N words
And hold up the fist
We'd be like
The niggum's gutting
Yeah
It's great
We was listening
To some rap music
And it was blown
Out of proportion
But we're glad to be back
Our listeners
You know what you were doing
You would listen to that
Damn Beyonce
You've been drinking
You've been drinking
I was listening to that
Because I was going to do us
I don't know what the fuck
She's saying right there
But it's
I'm going to
I've been drinking.
Well, I was listening to some Beyonce.
I was going to do an expose on it, but they had took the whole project down when the N-word
tape come out and, uh, salute to Pauline.
Don't, you stood up for what's right.
Yeah, extra mayonnaise.
Uh, we got the first annual 92 a.m. Rebel Radio East Atlanta barbecue competition opening
up.
It's going to be at the end of May.
We're going to be, uh,
taking submissions.
You can go to the 92 a.m.
Well, we don't have no website.
You can go to the 85 South Show and, well, they're not going to post it.
Well, you just keep listening.
I'll tell you about it.
How about that?
Got the barbecue festival coming up real soon.
My name is goddamn, you know my name.
And listen here, we'll be right back after this.
We still got a couple of those Usher Raymond T-shirts left over.
Yes, we do.
And we've got some car wash memorabilia coming up.
We're supposed to have an interview.
coming up in a couple of weeks with ASAP Rocky.
I haven't heard none of his music, but he's supposed to come up here.
And yeah, we'll see you guys right after this commercial break.
Bring it back.
Nigger, this podcast is for niggas who got titties in the building as they ringed tone and it go off in church.
That's my man Harris Miller right here.
Somebody hit me on social media and was like, nigger, this podcast is for niggas who go over their home.
house and their mama walk in and they just
started singing titties and they building in the head
I was like that's disrespectful
as fuck. Really is. But everybody
does have one home boy
who mama got them tities though.
You ever seen it? You just be like
you got you can't really. You saw your homeboy
mama tits? You can't really just say it but when you
do like this oh she already knew what you
saying you like yeah she's like
I didn't I thought you was about to tell that
story I was like nigga you the most interesting
motherfucker I know you saw your homeboy
mama titted.
Nigger.
What, do I?
You saw your homeboy?
You want to hear a story?
I won't tell that story.
Listen, Paula.
85 South Show.
First of all, why I come from...
The best stories you never heard.
Why I come from, you never bring your homeboy over to the crib who really get money.
Why I come from?
You never bring your homeboy over to the crib who really get money.
You feel what I'm saying?
He's not really a regular homeboy.
He's a homeboy who can pay bills.
You feel what I'm saying?
So when I came up...
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, she knows her little Junja
I getting in front of them, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
She had like one of them little bikini talk.
You know, I'm talking about it.
One of the one where you can't really just,
he's my home boy,
but he ain't my home boy, home boy.
That's fucked up.
I don't call him mama mama.
That's fucked up.
Because if I don't call your mama mama mama,
she's your mama allowed to get fucked.
If she missed Jones.
What the fuck?
What the fuck did he just like?
If you call her her last night,
Miss Jones, man, he's trying to fuck your mama, nigga.
That's crazy.
You better tell your partner to call my mama mama from now on.
You feel what I'm like?
So I go over.
Wow.
I'm like, shocking.
Damn, hey, Mitch Jones.
She's like, hey, fly.
She called you flat?
Come on, man.
You know what time in there, man.
Big titty.
Big titty.
And she knew what's up.
Made him go to the store and get some blunts.
He's like, bro, you want to ride.
She's talking about now.
I want to talk to him about some.
There's some ghetto ass shit.
Go ahead.
It was one of those days, we've been waiting for you.
I laid up with his mama three's company, too.
The moral of the story is, don't leave famous niggas around your mama,
even if they're just locally famous.
Don't leave me around your mama.
You know, a lot of shit's been happening.
Don't leave me around you, mama.
I'm my favorite knick, guy.
Don't leave me around your mama.
I'm my favorite Nick, girl.
You don't know that I might choke won't.
are out today.
You might not understand.
Your mama say he's a great young man.
He'd be doing shows in different cities.
I'm going to cook some food and let him see my tities.
Because she's a nice lady.
Hey.
Make the mashed potatoes with the gravy.
Hey.
Coming over Saturday afternoon.
Saw the tithes.
Sunday afternoon.
She really liked me because I graduated from high school.
High school.
She don't like her son because he didn't.
He's a damn fool.
She really want her son to grow up and be like me.
Like you, y'all.
She made him go to the store and, bro, I've seen them teat tears.
We're all the tittis.
Hey, hey.
Your mama titties.
Yep.
Your mama titties.
Yeah.
She got stretch marred.
She got stretched marred.
Okay.
I saw a different set of titties.
Yep.
They had a tattoo right here.
Yep.
The year, 19708.
Yep.
Somebody died.
Yep.
Oh, what's somebody born?
I don't know.
I seen a lady titty.
She had a panther on her titty
I knew when she was young
It was like this
But now it's like
Get the fuck out of here
This is an 85 South show man
You know what type of shit been going on
Since we did the show last
What happened?
Nigger, they had a hot boy's reunion
At the All-Star game
Ain't gonna this shit
I ain't ain't go
I wish I was there
Nigger
Little Toonchy
Juvenile was there
Hot boy little turk
Manet fresh
bird man
I wish BG would have been there
that was the only shit missing
shit was beautiful man
Amigo's been on Ellen
got social media in a frenzy
they holding up
thousands of dollars
Ellen got 50 that's what you call
reverse flexing when you act like you ain't got it
and everybody know you got it
yeah man oh shit
this is a terrible headline
that I'm reading over here
on the flash screen that we pay for
we just leaving this bitch
because we got money like that
we got a big ass 80
and over there. Don't show them. Don't show them. That's where I'm getting all this information
from. Shout out to this big-ass TV. Oh, the strippers. The Tad who keep adding shit. The strippers
at the Claremont Lounge, they're not having like a day car wash. They're doing like a car wash
month or something. Who? Where do you strippers that? Who'd had them all this? I can't really
call them strippers because anybody from the city that know anything about the Claremont Lounge.
That is just a novelty place that you take people when they come from out of town.
on some late night.
Let me fuck your eyesight up.
So much love to all the ladies.
These are not strippers.
These are grown-ass old-ass ladies who just, like,
they babysit in the daytime and strip at night.
It's nasty.
Yeah, but shout out to all those ladies over there.
We hope you get your funds together.
DC Youngfly, what did you think about the Valentine's Day live show?
It was lit.
That shit was kind of lit.
It was lit, man.
You know, we could actually, we had cordless mics walk-up, really interoper.
rack with the fans.
Much love to everybody who came out
and supported the live.
The live show, shot out the Red Bull,
Backwoods came through and show much love.
They brought Backwoods and T-shirts and hats
and all types of gifts,
flashlights, knives, keychains.
Somebody got their car jumped off.
We had some Backwoods jump-a-Kable.
Niggins, Backwood is going hard on the merch.
They keep that high.
When you smoke out of Backwood,
you just don't be high, man.
You literally be floated.
You do.
Your legs is off the ground.
Man, we're about to go smoking backwood in a minute.
Have you ever shit it in the air?
What are you talking about, sir?
It feels like you shit in the air.
You know what I realized at the live show?
What happened?
That I didn't realize how many white people
fuck with the show.
No one just regular white people.
Those white people that say the N-word, nigga.
What kind of white people fuck with this show?
The ones who say nigger, man.
Why they say a nigger, like, why would they be saying there?
They feel comfortable.
We make them feel comfortable.
And that's what we're trying to say
This show's so good and so real
That it make white people feel like me?
Yes
I didn't know this
Why don't they want
Jerome Jeremy Jordan
Whatever the white people named Bob
Is telling his other pop
Like nigga
You gotta hit this shit
When we say some shit
They go out and they probably be like nigger
You gotta see these names
Man they're Nickcala
D.C. fucking me
Man I'm niggas funny
They say that shit
Why don't ever say that shit
While we around
Real talk
We say that
Until we actually get in
No predicament of a
Bro, I told you, bro, I used to get babysitted by a white nigga.
Babysid it.
He was a jay.
He's like a crack kid.
He used to get babysitted, my name.
Real talk.
My sister would leave, and it'd be me and her two kids.
And then he would get babysit by white boy jives.
I'm like 10.
I can watch myself, but I'm really watching white boy josh babysit the kids.
Oh.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm watching the babysit.
Man, that nigger fucking around the same.
Nigger one time.
No, y'all niggas.
Slow down.
I was like, we were running around the house.
I stuck me and that.
Like, niggis, what the fuck?
I said, what did you just say?
He said, you had the teeth like right in.
He said, well, John, you know what I mean.
I'm not saying it like that.
I said, man, I was a child.
I feel like I could whip his ass anyway.
I just can't run it.
Wow, wow.
That is a terrible story.
I hate it in it that way.
I thought it was violence.
I thought three little nine-year-olds
whoop the white boy ass.
No, I'm going to tell you, we went to some school,
and we stood on top of their school.
Like some white people rolled by.
I'm like, y'all niggers get off with him.
I was like, fuck y'all.
they roll by like one of them do the choice and I'm like
a y'all like get the fuck off around
how they turn around
what else been going on
we've been wilding bro
we have been wildly I mean
Donald Trump is the president
currently
I think he's gonna get impeached
he got to
this motherfucker doing the absolute most
that's why he's doing the most
until he's getting impeached
he's gonna be the first president
we had impeached in a long time
like they just gonna be like
man come on man
like they're gonna be like man
come on man
they ain't gonna be the public announcement
they're gonna be like
Trump, come here.
I ain't like, look.
Let me hollish you, fam.
Hey, my nigga.
Hey.
Hey, bro, come out of you.
You're not only fucking with the nicks.
But you're fucking with us, Nick.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why I was shouting out the illegal immigrants, man.
So what you really thought I was going to be?
They should move to the hood.
We ain't got no paperwork either.
Niggins ain't got paperwork on nothing.
I had to tell a white boy, I said, bro, you can go get food stamps.
They probably do it.
All you got to do a lie.
White people getting all the food stamps.
White people are getting all the food stamps.
Nobody wants to talk about it.
Nope.
Hey, we got some old fan mail.
Tierra and Marie Adair.
I love 85 Town Show.
I watch y'all all day with my phone.
We appreciate you.
I'm waiting on my hoodys and I bought my dude's until I love him.
Lightweight, L-O-L and lighters and ashtray.
I missed the old intro.
85-5-5.
We'll bring it back.
We'll bring it back just for you.
That's crazy that you knew exactly what they want.
I would have said Anne Craze.
Niggas be like, man, who is that?
I'm like, that's me.
Who are you thinking it is?
P.S.
You're a good reader.
This podcast is for niggas who look good at fault with the head on.
Soon did they take that bitch out.
They look like, what the fuck?
Colors look good either way, though.
Can't forget D.C. and Clayton?
I'm not going to say that, bitch.
She said y'all have some two.
I love when y'all have, what?
Yeah, we love you two.
Thank you.
85 South Show.
We always showing.
We love you too.
You like, bitch.
We ain't going to never have shit.
I mean, we literally gonna never have shit.
So, we can't win a soup bowl.
They can't get no sight kill.
Yeah, punk motherfuckers.
It's still Falcons, bitch.
You think that's the first time we didn't lost
and disappointed in the city.
You're a punk motherfuckers.
Your little stupid whores.
You little bitty, bitch.
And your grandmama nipples ashy, your whores.
Stupid-ass.
And your grandfather's short.
With a ball spot.
Ah, boy, stupid-ass.
Stupid-ass.
A little horse.
A little dumb-ass.
Why?
That way your granddad, an arm shirt.
That why he can't hold his dick when he peaked, stupid bitch.
Yeah, bitch.
Stupid prostitutes.
You let them-ass-ha-ho.
We got to get black youngster up here, bro.
He's going to go crazy.
We got to, hey, bro, hit that nigga.
We got to, the nigga.
You can dance on all this shit when you come up here, black youngster.
No, the fuck he can.
You can't.
You can stand on all these goddamn tables.
He's going to buy this shit, too.
He can.
Yeah, a little bit.
bitch, Blay Yonster.
Hey, you little whore.
You got to come up here and hollied us
at the 85 South show.
I'm gonna scoop my laptop right in on his foot.
I'm like, yep, you're gonna buy me a motherfucker?
Motherfucking right.
And guess what he's gonna do?
Fuck wrong with you.
He's gonna do the butterfly on that bitch
and throw you $1,500 on it.
You get to fuck this computer.
You, you're little hoarse.
I'm gonna, yeah, Google search ad, nigga.
Stop throwing them hundreds on me.
Just hand them.
Just hand it to me.
You know me.
You ain't got to throw it on me.
Hey, shout out to Carrie Irvin for saying the earth is flat.
That nigger been smoking backwoods too.
Shout out to Duane Wade.
That nigga lives black and man.
Yellow-ass ass.
We know what you and Gabrielle Union doing.
Shout out to Taraji Pete Henson.
That bitch was highest fucking figures doing that calculus.
I don't blame you, too, Roger.
You got to be happy.
She would have a baby boy in that rain when she got that dough slam to her face.
When she was like, he don't love.
She was like, I'm about to blow my high.
Can y'all get these things that y'all want, please?
Oh, no.
All that cry.
Hey, I love me some to Raji Pete Henson.
I love her too, girl.
Shout out to Denzel, Washington, and Viola Davis.
I watched fences yesterday.
Now I can't wait to see my real dad.
I want to fight this, nigga.
Just off, just off GP.
I fuck with Finns.
That shit was hard.
They were talking so goddamn.
That's the whole, it's dialogue-driven movie.
I can't listen to a nigga talk all that.
You know how you...
You got the point 30 minutes ago.
But the nigga keep giving you, like, he breaking, like, bullet points down from each point.
Yeah, he's an asshole father.
That's why I want to fight.
Like my dad, they all do that shit.
Tell you all this backwards-ass shit that they got to be dead and gone
and you got to be grown in your life to get.
Niggas, just tell me.
That's like a nigga come back telling you.
They ain't had no bread at the stove.
But he breaking down on every aisle he went on and reason why they ain't had no bread.
Like I went on hour one because they had no cookers that I had no cookers that I had
no cook because I had no cookers that I was looking for.
I was looking for a sprang and then I went to the back and they had no spray.
And then when I went around there ain't even had no starburst and then when I had to start
birth and then when I had to tell me they didn't have no fucking bread, nigga.
Dad is they black fathers.
They don't do shit.
That's logical.
They got a drone shit.
Oh, everything I love, I counted a million words for the first 10 minutes.
But, you know, it's based off a play, so it's more dialogue-driven.
I don't care, bro.
We won't watch any of play, but we're watching the movie, bro.
You feel, I thought a musical.
You ain't watching a shit, though.
I thought a musical we were going to break up.
I'm looking for my son.
I'm like, boy, this shit is crazy.
Bro, real talk, bro.
We were just so much talking.
It was.
You remember when Denzel was like, hey, don't strike out, nigga.
The nigga never struck out.
I'll tell you that much
What else?
You see hidden figures?
Have you seen that?
I saw like the first 20 minutes
That's why I see why black women
So tired of ass
They are out of sitting the motherfuckers out of space
Like back in the day
They was called computers
Some of the people were called computers
Yeah
That shit was crazy
That's why you can't
They go get one of those computers
From down up
Nah they was picking your ass up
Taking you to the boss
Nick you know what I mean
But that's why black men
Can't cheat on black women
That she can figure out
They smart a fucking trigonometry with these holes
And your trajectory with a bitch
Come up with the math
Like, nigga, the probability of you.
They already know when you kissing her wrong
Like, why you ain't suck my bottom lip?
Like, bitch, I ain't, I ain't, I am, bitch.
Hey, man, I really hate to bring this shit up
On the 85 South Show
Because I ain't petty
But the audience is petty
And I really don't want to say this shit
Because you was right, my nigga
When was I was right?
You was right, you was right
You was right and I was wrong.
When?
man
when motherfucker
look dog
you remember when you said
I still won on the low
you're talking about this nigga bitch
yeah
what happened
man you know what happened
you know I didn't
acting bro you've seen the shit
bro what did I see
so we get up on
hey we get up on Valentine's Day right
Eric she then posted the picture
with her in love with Bay
guess who she on her with
the white man
the old ass white man
they hit in the 85 South show page like
Bro, y'all see this?
Y'all see this?
Y'all see this?
Y'all ain't got a picture?
Post the shit.
Y'all got a picture of this shit.
We got a picture of the shit.
That shit is crazy, bro.
Chinika, you let us down that time.
You really disappointed.
But y'all, y'all just really think, I'll just be talking, bro.
I don't be talking, bro.
Sometimes?
No, I don't.
All right, but sometimes.
No, I don't.
You won.
We'll just let you know that you won.
We'll just let you know that you won.
And sometimes we're going to, all right, fuck it.
Sometimes I might just get over a little overboard.
Just a little bit.
Just a foot will.
Yeah, you know, we ain't mad, though.
Salute to Shanika, we hope you find all the happiness that you need.
You're in this old-ass white man.
You went from an old nigga to an old white man.
You're going to find that nigga, man.
We wish you the best at the 80s.
Tell her we wish her the best.
Tell her we wish her the best.
Fly, tell her we wish you the best, man.
Don't be petted, my name.
You already won.
Tell her you wish you the best.
I wish I could put this dick.
Between your breasts.
But either way.
No, I wish you did.
We ain't no haters.
No, no, no, no, on everything.
Salute.
However you get it, you get it, my wife.
Right.
That's the thing.
How was your Valentine's Day, my nigga?
It wasn't like that.
I know, I know.
It wasn't like that.
You weren't like that.
Get that shit over there.
But, hey, we got to talk.
Since we talked about, let's talk about Valentine's Day.
I wish you the best.
But!
But you won?
You was right.
That nigga doesn't look like he owns so many construction companies.
He does.
That's why you can't even be mad.
The nigga paper long.
You know his paper long.
You know his paper long.
Because he got the white man, no lips.
Many times you see a white man with no lips
They got some long-ass bread
She's just got the face of
I got you
Got you man
Got you?
Got you?
How was your Valentine's Day?
Did you get anything?
I don't believe in that shit
You didn't have to buy a bunch of shit
Even let me tell you something
Let me tell you something
Valentine
If you do a lot on Valentine
that you don't do on a regular day
I mean you ain't shit all you
You have fucked up
And show her
What is you really capable of doing
You feel what I said
So now she's like
You have some straight logic sometimes.
Yeah, but you got to think about it.
You go all out.
You don't been with a bit for two years.
The most, you know, this bit was probably like the Tennessee or some shit.
What's she saying?
No, that was the post like that.
Oh.
Dinner with my love.
That's crazy.
But if you, if you...
But the nigger had the whole smiley face over.
But the crazy part, like, if you do something, you go all life,
if you've been with your bitch for two years and you only took her, like, Tennessee or some shit.
And then on Valentine, you go to, like, Puerto Rico.
You buy it up.
all out. You do everything. You lay it out
a lot. Nigel. Now she
know what you're capable of doing.
You can't only take her to Tennessee. You're going to took this bitch
to my anger. Hey, here
at the 85 South Shore. You fucked up.
You fucked up. It's a nigga who lives to the shit for a whole year,
right? We've been, all we've been
doing is trying to promote niggas being
better niggas, man. Treat your lady
better, my nigga. Just better
than yesterday. Just better than
life. Just better than yesterday.
Don't cheat on all the day. You try to show her
than life. But if you're going to not be
shit, my nigga, like, dedicate some time
to be shit, too. You know what I mean? Don't
just not be shit 100%
of the time, my nigga. If you're not shit
like yesterday, like, not speaking to her yesterday.
Today speak. Right.
You feel what I'm saying? Like, don't just go from not
talking to speak. We got to start saying some. The court of Puerto Rico.
You have, now she's like, oh, my God,
he won't have a baby. No, I don't.
I just want to take you out the country and fuck you
over here. We need to start saying some real
nigger ground rules because there's a lot of niggas out
there who not in the position, who
think they're in a position. Like,
My nigga, if you live with your girl,
not if it's you and your girl,
if you live with your girl.
A lot of niggas think just because you live with your girl
that you all live together.
No, nigger, you live with your girl.
You got to abide by her room.
Don't get it fucked up, my nigga.
You're thinking that you live,
yo, you live with her.
You can't get mad at shit.
If you ever had the police called on you
and let the beach report it out,
you'll find out where you really live, nigga, nowhere.
They had to be escorted out
Even if they don't take your goof ass to jail
Sir, you don't have to leave you.
They're not going to take your ass jail
They're going to drive off
And you're going to be at the street like
Down that fucked up
Right
When they tell you
Hey Ebonnet
Don't come back over there
Or you're going to jail
Ebony!
Ebeney! Crazy, man
So, nigga, if you live with your girl
Just know that you ain't running shit
And then you got the audacity
To be cheating
And you homeless, my name?
Come on, bro.
You're homeless already
And you cheating with a bitch
That don't live nowhere
Your girl found out about this shit
Now you and your side bitch homeless
Is it really worth it?
My nigga
If you're a nigga
And you have to borrow any money from anybody
You really can't afford to be out here
Fucking off
You already don't make enough money
To be the nigga you want to be
You gotta borrow some money
to be the type of nigga
that you trying to be
this shit might get too deep
for the average nigga
Then you call in your home boy
you riding around
calling this bitch all night
not telling this nigga
you ain't got nowhere to go
hey bro where you going
AJ keep ride
dumb ass
just hoping the nigga be like
hey you can stay at my crib
but you can't
because you're a grown man
and you got your own responsibility
you can't have a nigga living
in your living room
because he don't know
how to act because he lived with a bitch
you could just quit calling her by now
she already got the new nigga over there
you don't even want to go in there now
not only did she lead you
for a better nigga this nigga can fight good
this thing gonna beat your ass
for coming over your house
that you're coming over she's going to come out
the gate she's going to come out of the window
as he coming in don't go through that gate
right I ain't buzz you up
now babe
niggas just walking by like
Shout out to all the niggas who got beat up by your old girl new nigger
And you still love you ain't learned shit
You just a sap-ass-ass bitch
This is the Valentine's Day shit
Now this the leftover shit
Shout out to all the niggas who thought they was in a relationship
And your girl didn't even answer the phone to the 17th
Talking about she had a mean
That bitch ain't never had no mean no Tuesday
Right
Shout out to all the ladies
They had to fuck all her side niggas this valentine
Now that little pussy's
So.
Ooh, that puss on.
Not sore.
That little pussy is so.
Yo, S-O-A.
Mm-hmm.
H.
Much love to all the gangsters that follow Plas on Instagram.
I'm just saying random shit now.
You're ready to get the fuck out of him.
You said who?
All the bitches that follow Plas on Instagram.
That nigga is fucking hilarious.
I don't know how much pussy jokes can he come up with.
I got one question for Playa.
This nigga been in the car for two years.
Where in the fuck is he going, bro?
Where is this nigga going?
This nigga don't do Instagram videos in the house.
That nigga goes outside.
That nigga be in the car in the morning, in the afternoon,
at night, the 3, 4 in the morning.
That nigga always in the car.
That nigga don't never be in the house.
Man, Plas is driving to Africa.
He recorded one time in the house, and he was talking about his shoes.
But under that, when he's talking about them bitches?
He always leaving the bitch or he's going over a bitch house.
I just, I love that nigga creativity.
He's going to win.
It's like, it don't matter where you put this nigga.
he gonna be the most niggerish
type of nigger that you can find
like this nigga was a red lobster eating the buffet
that nigga posted the picture
and all the caption said
he need be with my I'm in here with my shirt off
bitch that nigga in red lobster
with a table full of crabs
with his shirt off like
nigga that's like I'm the type of nigga
like that shit is brilliant to me
talking about with adding his shirt off
that nigga had his whole shirt off
nigga at the fucking red lobster
eating the crab buffet
no shit that's why I love to see
he was drunk of him
I love to see a nigga like Plas and Black Yonston
when they, Black Yonston make black history
every time he turned his goddamn phone on.
No, I like the way he'd be going crazy.
I want that nigga to just start going on
a little bitty bitch tour.
That's the tour. The little bit of bitch.
Like, nigger, I don't get fuck
where I see this nigga at. That nigga do
something. Like, that nigga poses a video. I posed on my
page the other day. But the nigga was like, you in the
bathroom? Don't speak to me. And the
nigga just hit an old, like, 1988
post. Like, why did he have to hit that
pose like that? And it's just like, you
watch the video you have more question like
why this nigga on the counter
why he doing the butterfly
why he just called their grandma
a bitch
why did he just say Jesus made him a rich
nigga? Why did he just
thank God for pussy niggas? I was like
I don't know man this niggas a genius to me
I don't give a fuck people always say
that's cooner and embarrassing like
we need niggas like that
we need Barack Obama
and we need niggas like black y'allis
like we need we got like for all
It's got to be another side to the intelligence.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
So shout out to niggins out there making it happen.
The band still talk to look scrappy.
I don't know.
She looks so goddamn good.
I feel like if you, I feel like, right now, Bambi is the number one hood chick on my radar.
You remember how Kees Nicole used to be the number one hood chick?
Yeah.
I feel like Bambi.
Like, if she could sing or some shit, that would put her right over the top.
She just don't take no shit from that show.
She didn't take no shit from them bitch.
She rode a bike over that nigga house, bro.
When she came in.
That's when I knew she was, she had the Debo bike with the basket on it.
I was like, this nigga don't know what he got.
That's a real Cali-ass girl when she, because they ride bikes in Cali.
She went and got a beach cruiser and brought that bitch to Atlanta, rode that shit all the way to East, East Atlanta?
I'm going to tell you my top three who I like.
Hood or just all around?
Hood and crazy.
All right, go ahead.
Because you wasn't here that episode we did it all out, like Instagram once.
I like, I like, I like to ride the P.S.
I love.
I love her.
You know why I like to Roger P.
Hansen?
I feel like she get all her movie checks
and cash them and lead a bank with the cash.
I feel like she walks around with like 70,000
in the Western Union.
Yeah, I feel like she walk around
with like 70, 80,000 in a Louis bag,
like with a rubber band on it.
She's just so, she's just so hood, bro.
She just reminds me of my sisters and shit.
Like, her and my sister will be drunk
and be doing some stupid shit.
She hood like a pork chop sandwich.
She, mm-mm.
She's the type of chick who will still be rich.
and then you go over her crib,
she'll still have, like,
a cutlass on some foes in the garage.
Like, bitch, you got a cutlass on some phone?
She'd have a deep frying.
Like, bitch, you got a deep frying.
She still fry her fish outside.
Yeah, man, you're so sexy.
You know what I love, though.
Who else?
Who are your number two?
Number two?
Rihanna.
Oh, my God.
I love me some Rihanna.
Listen to me, bro.
Like, you know how folk we have no fear?
I'd be like, right?
I like, I like them how I like.
What is it that you like about her?
She don't care, bro.
She's a, she got money, so she got money,
so she knows how she act,
but she, like, she don't care.
And she's from over there.
I don't know where she's from her.
She's got that action, and it's so.
You ever saw that vane where she gave in the car.
Yeah, Berbetto.
She's like, motherfucker.
Get out of the way.
That's what made me love him, right.
I just love.
Then I saw a roller blunt on top of the security guard here.
Just like, you're like, she's just, she was fucking.
She's got a gangster, bro.
And they just be like, I want to just be stupid around her.
Like, can I do?
She'll just let me be stupid.
He'd be like, you like, I bet you.
Like, back me then.
You got money to be, baby.
all the thaw.
I'm drunk.
I don't get that.
Rihanna just got sex appeal.
Yeah, she's sex appeal.
She's like the one
that'll fuck any of her.
She made me choke when I thought about it.
Because I thought about the naked picture.
Her nipple looked so smooth.
And know what I'm saying?
She'll be canned.
Smooth.
They're starting to hang a little bit,
but I don't get me either.
I don't get a fuck.
That's so confident.
Her titis could hang out like Project Children if they want.
It ain't, it's like the first stage of hanging.
I'm full, be like, I'm tired a little bit.
That's not.
That's that real titty lean.
You see, a lot of niggins don't appreciate the real titty lane.
Yeah, I love that one.
Because you're used to seeing these fake titty with no personality.
They don't even move.
Just right there.
Titty with no personality.
Shut out to the real titty.
Oh, and then my third one.
Go ahead.
Bam, I love Bown.
I like Bail.
I like Bail.
Much love to all the Instagram baddies out there doing their thing,
reaching all of their capabilities.
It's some fine-ass ladies on there.
I'm about to get out.
I'm off Instagram.
I'm on an Instagram detox
I have not been liking no pictures
because like three niggas came up to me
like, Nick, you know where all the hoes at.
I'm like, it's Instagram, my niggas.
I'm like, I can't do it.
I just fall back.
Now I only like pictures of nature.
Sneak disses of couples going back and forth.
Cars, ammunition, things of that nature.
I'm on the diet right now.
I'm taking a sabbatical.
I'm going to crazy.
I'm looking right now.
You're making me miss my mom.
old self, but I'm trying to
salute to all the people out there looking
for love on social media. I hope you
find it. Me myself personally. Just
let me know when you do, Saga, unfollow your goof
ad. Amen.
The All-Star game
was whack as fuck. The
dunk contest was wack as fuck.
A little kid, dunk contest was better than that shit.
You know, the NBA
is really changing, man. These niggas
is too friendly. And you thought that you
want to see that, but the competitive
edge is dead. Now, they got all problems and shit.
Like, nigga, it's not even, like, it's not even that they just,
it's not even just, like, a mutual respect.
Now it's just, like, these niggas is BFLs.
Like, they're having sleepovers and wearing footed pajamas and shit.
Onzies and shit.
Right, like, nigger.
Like, you, come on, bro.
You could get back to being cool after the game.
Let me be saying they onesies, ain't you?
You remember when, you remember when sports was, like, real competitive?
You remember when fucking Dion Sanders got traded to the Cowboys
the first year and him and Andre Rising was.
best friends.
They had a fucking on-the-field fight
and went to the club
the same goddamn night.
Who?
Andre Razzan and Dion Sanders.
It's like,
like when MJ played with all
them legends during his time.
Like, he was Charles Barkley boy,
but the, nigga,
on court, fuck you,
I will punch you back.
But after the game,
we can get back to the cool shit.
Now, on the court,
it ain't, it's on some,
I'm not you down.
Hey, get up, bro.
All right.
Like, I leave that fuck-ass-a-n-n-n-niguel.
Ro-happed that fuck-hand nigga.
Right.
But see,
My highlight from the All-Star game might get overlooked.
What's the alley-U from Kevin Durant to, I mean, you know,
Kevin Durant to Russell, Westbrook.
I thought that was the highlight.
That's what I thought, because they don't really fuck with each other like that.
Then they asked him about it.
He was like, shit.
Oh, boy, shit is sad.
He's a great player.
The guy jumps really high.
It was a great finish.
I don't think that that shit going to, they letting the shit simmer,
but I don't think it's really going, it's comical at this point.
That way, that way, got to have a real nigger.
It'd be, I'm going to tell the lab breed of that shit, bro.
That's the type of rivalry that's good,
man, when I used to hear the lad breed, man,
when I used to hear the mic record,
everybody was a bitch.
Didn't that nigga tell Carlinlow?
Everybody was a bitch.
That Lala tastes like Cheerios and stuff.
Yep, and he went there, he was at his bus.
Why ain't on them?
Hey, but you know what I was.
That's gangster, bro, I love that shit.
Yeah, the nigga went and came to the bus.
Now, I have been seeing a lot of niggas who,
hey, don't fucking play with me.
Like, John Wall walked up to a,
He was like, don't fucking play with me.
Carmelo was like, you can read, they don't matter.
Yeah, DeMarcus cousin.
Yeah, Modin.
That nigga got traded to the Pelicans.
I want to see a nigga try, uh, Steve's.
That nigga got temperate.
I won't keep getting traded in his shit.
Oh, man.
Laying Stevens?
Yeah.
That motherfucker.
You know what them nigga, whoever gets pushed out and get out real fast?
You need to be afraid of them niggas.
When they be like, oh, that nigga got something in his eyes.
Like, the nigga gets pushed down real fast and get up real fast.
Get up real quick.
Well, he's about to do some shit, man.
Get him!
Get him!
Hey, I don't know if you saw this shit, but they got this clip up in the all-star game
where Dwight Howard is about to sit on the bench.
And then before he sit down, he reach over and grab this nigga dick and, like, squeeze it.
I didn't know who.
Yes, it's online.
It's online.
I'm not making this up.
I wouldn't just be saying this shit to be saying this shit, but it's something.
going on in the fucking NBA
because it was just a couple weeks ago
motherfucker came off on the screen
on Demarck's cousin
the nigga came across the screen
and just grabbed this man dick
and brother was like whoa
tech get this nigga attack
and they threw him out the game
so I don't know if any NBA players
watch this but hey the game
is played above the waist
don't be out there touching nobody
dick man
No bro like hey don't be out there touching
nobody dick bro that's that's not
part of the rules
There is no sport
What that is allowed, my nigga
It's crazy
I don't know
It's kids watching my name
The game has gotten real
Real crazy
You remember the time
Where I got last brawl man
Was what
The Pacers
Yeah
That was real nigga's shit
You know that
You know that shit
That was some real nigger as shit
Nigger as shit
You remember Ron our tail
Was the most scared
NBA player for a minute
They were like man
Look don't piss them off
If you go back and watch this shit
They were like,
Ben Wallace was the nigger
not to fuck with.
No, more definitely.
Ben Wallace.
Then when the fight started,
that nigga pushed somebody
all the way across
the motherfucking court.
But I'm saying,
Artez was like
one of the most feared
niggas to like...
He was the nigga that he was known
for fighting.
He would fight.
Yeah, you're fucking right,
Ben, ain't playing that.
Any nigga who where they had
like a slave.
You don't give a fuck about a life.
That game,
like what?
That game made niggas
look at both teams.
That game had
look like he always just woke up.
Nigger, hell, slanted.
What?
Nicky that already woke me up from my nap.
Talk about some damn basketball.
Give me the ball, man.
Give me the fucking ball, man.
That fight made you look at both teams different.
Oh, yeah.
It was some real niggas on both teams.
Oh, most different.
Stephen Jackson went up in the crowd.
What?
Steve, that's a no, forgot.
No, shout out of guys for real, though.
Now, see, that's the thing, though.
It got so soft, you feel what I'm saying?
Nick, you remember the time?
See, LeBron and I started talking about it.
You remember the time, niggins just beat LeBron, LeBron.
Yeah.
And then that shit just started.
It started with Stevenson.
He's telling the real.
Hey!
Stevenson was the first nigga that make LeBron be like, hold up, my nigga.
You're not about to do me like that.
Right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was that made history.
That nigga, LeBron James, that people are starting to see it again,
but that nigger has always been himself.
I know you saw the half-court shit.
And he looked at stuff like, nigger,
it's still my fucking game.
It's still me.
Yeah.
Shout out to King James, man.
That nigga threw itself that alley.
When you break down the shit, all right, also wasn't that bad.
Anthony Davis.
I feel like the alley.
He broke the record, the scoring record.
Him and Russell Westbrook broke the scoring record.
That game is ridiculous.
My fuck scored 190 points.
That shit was lit.
I like all those self-alley they were throwing each other.
That nigga, LeBron is like athletic for real.
Right.
That shit was ridiculous, but I feel like sometimes it's supposed to be ridiculous.
These are some of the greatest athletes in the room.
It's not competitive.
It ain't, it ain't no, like, when you get on the court, you want a nigga to feel like what he coming with.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't want to be like, oh, that's my friend or that's my, you know what I'm saying?
No, like, you know, I don't see no trash talking or none of that shit.
I think that, you know, after seeing that all-star game, it just let you know that the NBA.
could be played at whatever speed that these players decide to play in it.
And it's just like the people who run the rules and regulations of that,
they understand that these guys can change the speed of this game.
So they have these referees and play so these people can watch the sport,
the white people I feel, to make it more enjoyable to slow the game down
because niggas can do some amazing shit all day, every day.
And they are some extraordinary athletes who is just impossible for you.
Like, this motherfucker run up and down this court.
all goddamn day
and do
and have fun with it
it's ridiculous
people don't understand
the caliber of professional athletes
and how big
and athletic these motherfuckers
really are
that's why you get on the court
like Kevin Garnett
I don't give a fuck
right
let these niggas
know
fuck your wife
but like them athlete
niggas
some of them niggas
those are a whole
other breed of niggas
these motherfuckers have
hands the size of feet
and six foot eight
you three people wide
that's why when your girl
introduced you to them
Some niggas just be like, it can have her, bro.
You, I don't want her after your big ass 15, 16.
Like, sports was just always, I used to all in the sports because I could talk shit.
You know what I felt like that's when I could get my little aggression that I had off.
I was already a little nigga.
If I would have knew this was what God had in store for me, I would have never played shit.
Fuck.
Even when I prayed football and when I didn't start, I was on the sideline talking shit.
I played all that.
I used to be that thing on the sideline.
I did too.
Like if a nigga get a good hit, I was like, yeah, nigg.
Get up.
No, and I can't go no well
but right here.
What?
Fuck-ha-in' niggas.
I can't get on the field.
Right.
I should have took all them
fucking games
that I was on the bench
and worked on my shit.
Had I known I would have been a comedian,
I wouldn't have been after school doing none of that shit.
Like, if niggas' like playing basketball,
like if niggas fight to get the fine shit,
like my coach, first of all,
I'm trying to get in the game.
Right.
If I get on the court and swang on the nigger,
I'm never playing.
Right.
You know what I'm saying.
So, son go on.
Hey, touch me want to.
I can't go pay.
Stay in your lane like a motherfucker.
Let them in you come on over here.
Let them get you.
Over there, I can't do nothing about that.
I got to get it.
I can't cross that line, right?
That's why I started getting into other shit that you could do by yourself, like track and cross-country and shit.
I saw how easy it was to win in cross-country.
I was like, I'm fucking with it, nigga.
No, I used to thought I would run the track till I realized how long they were running.
Nick, I was in a cross-country squad.
I said, y'all didn't do this for like 10 to 15.
Three, four miles long.
No, nigger, three four miles long.
But I can't do this.
Rain, sleet, snow.
I can't do this.
I can do this.
Real shit.
Well, it's rain and snowing.
What long as ain't no fucking thunder and lightning.
The cross-country meet going down.
Three, four miles.
This motherfucker's walking.
I was like, Nick, I got too much integrity to walk.
I'm at least beat these motherfuckers who walking.
It's 200 people in the goddamn race.
Four athletes.
It's only four fucking athletes.
Everybody else is there for more support
and Christian FCA meetings and shit.
It's only three people in this race that they're taking serious.
Me and this two white boy because his dad is the coach.
And then there's another motherfucker who just is an extraordinary talent.
Everybody else is just here for participation.
I used to always try to get cool with the coach son
just so he can say, dad let me in the game.
Fuck the coach.
Fuck all the coaches.
Pretend dad let me in the game, well.
Because if I'm your guy,
friend, bro.
You're going to tell your dad.
Fuck all the coaches, man.
Fuck the coaches who said I couldn't do shit.
That's what I'm talking about.
A bit of bitch.
Coaches out here trying to teach you lessons by keeping you out the game.
Bitch, this is all I got, nigga.
I ain't good at school.
You can't teach me a life lesson by putting me on the bench.
If you don't let me go out here and get them earned this scholarship.
That's the thing.
The crazy part about it, you were wrapping me.
You were right to me played then.
He got a bad attitude.
Bitch, so what?
My mama got to work at the hospital, my nigga.
When I get this.
When I get this scholarship, my life going to change.
Pussy-ass-ass-ass, you're mad.
You mad because these recruiters trying to get me some money under the table,
they won't get your fat-ass nothing.
Real-ta.
Fuck them coaches, man.
Fuck all them coaches out there stealing from them athletes, NCAA.
I don't go to college.
So fuck all y'all.
Write a nigga a check.
You get a free education.
Bitch, the damn the same motherfuckers who gave you a free education won't get you a job.
Fuck your free education, bitch.
If they offer you any money, fuck the violation.
Take it.
I got shit for you until you hurt your leg.
Take your money.
You sound like a nigga took your money.
No, I'm letting them know, Nick.
Get the bread.
You're going to get the team under investigation anyway because the coach fucking up.
They're going to take all your little progress.
They should let me play.
So, nigga, get what you can get before they fucking get you out of it.
You don't want me on the bench.
I'm talking about it, me.
Coach, everything.
I just hate to see these niggas.
I just hate to see these niggas.
All this shit over some bullshit.
Like, oh, well, he had a rental car and they gave him a free day.
So we got to kick this nigga out of school.
He's stealing.
Man, get what the fuck you can get.
Yeah.
You're in violation anyway.
Let your girl wear your jersey.
Guess what?
You violate.
They'm telling you.
Get what you could get.
Fuck that.
Get that money, nigga.
Get that money.
That's why Donald Trump is the president.
It's the money grab.
It's a free for all out here.
Grab that fucking and get that money.
Take that shit home and hide it.
Put it in a pillar and bury that shit under the house.
Just make sure you pay all your bills.
Don't tell your mama.
Don't tell nobody you got shit.
Everybody's going to be on the phone of shell.
They gave my son for money.
Quit posting so much shit on Instagram.
We done made it.
Exactly.
Like, look, you don't told the wrong.
I feel like we'd be giving them so much life game on this show.
That's why they got to start paying for the episode.
They got to.
How much you're going to charge them?
99.
99.
9.5.
God's your playing.
I ain't going to you like that.
I 899.
No, they're supporting those.
As long as you watch this shit and make sure you watch the little pussy's ads.
Watch the, they be mad at us.
It's all the five seconds.
Like, we put the goddamn ads in there.
We didn't have shit to do with the ads.
That's YouTube.
I pull up and I see, like, third little yellow lines.
I'd be like, the fuck.
Fuck them yellow lines, bro.
Just refresh your brows and skip that shit.
I'm like, God, damn.
Watch them fucking eyes, brother.
We didn't put it there.
Shout out the chillies or whoever putting the fucking hands up.
Here, welcome to the 8.5 songs.
Why don't y'all just send us to check and we'll do our own ads?
Just like we do for Red Bull.
Red Bull.
Cranberry.
Delicious.
Black people love it.
You haven't seen a commercial?
The motherfucker can be cheesy.
They were like, how he'd get the commercial?
Like, that they got a free-ass chick.
Hey, man.
You know the dumbest commercials out right now
is the credit report commercial.
You should check your credit report.
I don't need to check my credit report.
Credit reports don't change.
Do they?
The dumbest commercial is...
Wow.
That's amazing.
The dumbest commercial right now is Shaquil O'Neah
and the general commercial.
He's right now.
You got to be saying it.
He said pull out.
I'm like, that shit is ass.
Like, Shaq, you're not in that car for real?
No, that's the shit that made me mad.
Shack, my boy.
But that nigga tried to convince me that he had a fucking Buick enclave.
I was like, Shaq, your big ass, not riding around no fucking Buick.
Just like they tried to convince me that fucking Blake Griffin had a Kia.
No damn way he got to kill.
The God damn way.
The Kia, the official NBA, the official vehicle of the NBA.
For who?
The side bitches?
No sister that just graduated high school?
Ain't no NBA nigger buying
No Kia, bro
Not nail one of them
Not the 11th nigga on the roster
Got a Kia
Never
The assistant, assistant coach
Don't have a Kia
Maybe the manager
The nigga that watch the tiles
And put the shit on the bench
But he only got it
Because it's the official vehicle
Of the NBA
And he got a little discount on it
He didn't want the shit
The nigga wanted the Jeep Cherokee
But Jeep Cherokee
Not the official vehicle
Of the English
Brought to you by the
You know what
NBA?
I gotta give a shout out
To all my niggas
who really out there struggling
who just got an 09 charger
and you're about to put them things on their bitch
don't never give up on your dreams
I'll never let nobody tell you what you can't do
anybody give a fuck about what year it is
it's new to you ride that bitch
better than what you've been doing
hello is this thing still on
this is the 85 South show
my name is Carlos Miller
they said I ain't gonna be shit
I don't give a fuck I wasn't trying to anyway
much love to all the hos who never believed
in me that's what you should do
that's my man DC Young Fly
This nigga got all type of shit going on
But guess what's going on right now
The 85 South show
You fucking little whores
You little big bitch
You little hoarse
Yeah
What the fuck was that?
Yeah
I just said my whole one of my
My switch of this
Hey we got another
Talk to him
What happened?
Whatever you said
We got another live show coming up
You show do March 8
Where it's gonna be at
Gonna be at the fucking comedy zone
In Charlotte
And we're about to start
Doing it once in a month
You fucking with the one
Once a month?
Yep, we're dead.
Yeah.
So look, this is going to work once a month.
Whenever one of us in town, we're going to host that shit at Smith's old bar.
What day is the first one?
March 22nd.
Hell yeah.
We're going to do some comedy.
We might do some spoken word, some live music.
So make sure you hit 85 South Show at Gmail so you can submit.
If your shit garbage, we ain't letting you know now.
It's just being real.
It's going to be only for the greats.
It's going to be, no, this is bullshit.
But it's going to be a live.
show we're doing a variety show
so it's not just going to be comedy so we're trying
to expand that shit
shit go to 85 South show
I'm geeked up off the Red Bull
I am too bro
I'm too bro
this shit got me got that
don't try I don't think I can go sleep
hey man
we did something I think I was yawning but my
body just yawning it was like
they don't even realize that we went through this whole
episode and we didn't even talk about
no pussy that's for all the people who did
I believe you.
Until now, my thudson,
yeah, we're talking about that goddamn pussy,
let that pussy meet hang.
We're talking about that goddamn pussy,
let that pussy me hang.
We're talking about that pussy, that pussy,
that pussy,
the pussy, it's the pussy,
the pussy,
that pussy,
that was it,
that wasn't,
that wasn't,
that wasn't,
that wasn't,
that wasn't,
hey, we do a lot of episodes
for the real,
And for the holes of regular women that deal with us.
Sometimes we're crazy, we talk about the culture.
We like that pussy.
I hate it and make that pussy Losea.
My name is Lose.
I do the most.
I talk the most shit.
But don't never leave me unprotected around your bit.
Because I might do some shit.
Do some shit.
Load the pussy.
I touch the shit.
I just rub the pussy.
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Let fly.
Let me hit.
We're talking about the pussy?
Talking about the pussy.
Give me some!
Hey, I love pussy.
That pussy stink pussy.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It don't matter.
It's that train.
Pussy.
I don't get no girl from the hood.
I made the pussy feel good.
It'd be like, hey, you want this wood.
Little, little train like injury could.
Went up in that thing like a pile, bitch.
I'll bet you on your period.
It's seen now, bitch.
You don't mean me mad.
I'm gonna hit you from the bad.
Pussy real good, everybody know it real good.
Fat pussy, loose, pussy, tight pussy, nice, pussy,
sad pussy, mad pussy.
Ooh, that bad pussy.
A nip, come back, her pussy in a crack.
You know the nigger like me so nasty,
I was licking on all of that.
She tics me back, she sent the tithes
and the address came after that.
I said, let me see you that pussy girl.
She said, hold on, I'm gonna take you back.
I'm like, yeah, she sent it.
She let her niggas sleep.
I just, I rubbed it.
She might just let me beat it.
She didn't want to.
I want to.
She had to come up off it.
This is the 85 South show, bitch.
We're freestyle about that pussy.
We ain't never lost it.
Hey!
Some niggas out there that dance, listening to the show.
Let me let you know.
Hey, me and Lose, we fucked your ho.
Hey, some niggas are laughing, and they think they were playing.
Listen, the niggu dancing in the kitchen.
I hope you're listening to what I'm saying.
Shout out the red boys.
Shout out to backwoods.
Shout out to us.
Shout out to us.
We hit your hoe in your car.
The one you got for taxes, nickel.
Yeah, we hit your hoe in back on that mattress, nickel.
Yeah.
Fuck you in your app mattress.
The coldest podcast.
Hit your bitch on your L mattress.
The coldest podcast.
And your child walk back.
He said, mommy.
The coldest podcast.
I said, right now, little nigg.
He said, I'm hungry.
Cold is podcast.
Little nigger, not right now.
Be' your mama from the back right now
Shit your ass down
For I ma'am my little nephew beat your ass
Sit on
Your mama got my dick in the mouth
Sit on, sit on, sit out
Your mama got my dick in the mouth
Like, hold on, hold on, oh, she's jacking in two hands, damn
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hey, she's jacking it with two hands
Who, woo, who, whoa, who, hold on, hold on,
hell, she's jacking it with two hands
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
She's checking in with Twain.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, 85 South Show.
Eighty-five Show.
The coldest podcast.
Coolie podcast.
Live show coming soon.
Life show, live.
We're going to be on your ass.
Hula.
Hula.
Hey, too, bitch.
Tell everybody.
Hello.
Hey.
You're going to bring it back.
We're going to bring it back.
I said your dick.
I'm supposed to be out when you walk in a house.
Uh-huh.
Be out.
When you walk in a house.
Uh-huh.
I said that you're supposed to be a house.
You're supposed to be out when you walk in a house.
I said you need to pull it out and pull it straight in a mile.
Hey.
Oh, hello.
Give me one more.
Oh, hello.
Yeah.
Oh, hello.
Give me one more.
Oh, hello.
All right, here we go.
One more time for the people who love that this is going to be out where you walk in the house.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hell, be out when you walk in a house.
Oh, hell, oh, hell.
Don't get me out when you walk in a house.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hell.
They're hooked that bitch sticking straight in her mouth.
Oh, hello.
Beach, you my red bull.
Smoke my bad wood.
Hey.
Man, let's say leave that bitch.
We're going to leave on the beat.
Fuck it.
My bad wood in there.
That's my bad one way.
Let me go.
Fuck, let me go.
Fuck.
Keep the weed.
Get a weed.
We're out.
We're going to leave him.
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