The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Houston House Of Blues Late Show Ft. Z - Ro | Ep. 168
Episode Date: February 1, 2019The Houston House of Blues Late Show pops off with DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean showing respect to Houston hip-hop legends and then the crew gets into some amazing hood musical theater ...making hits like, "Wake up Daddy!" With the band backing them, these stand-up comedians create musical theater about Black pastors, crackheads, and school teachers. You know they always roast the crowd and point out the biggest butts in the audience. The crowd starts reciting Z-Ro and he happened to be hanging out backstage so Karlous brought him out for a live freestlyle! This is the coldest podcast live from the House of Blues Houston! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I knew I wanted to obey and submit,
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This is the hottest comedy show
in the United States of America y'all
get ready
but you're going to tell your friends
about what happening here tonight, y'all.
Y'all ready for this?
Are you guys ready for the 85th South show?
Let me hear to say hell yeah.
Hell yeah!
One more time, say hell yeah.
Yeah!
Y'all giving up for Chico B.
DC, Y'all Fry, and Carlos Miller,
this is the 85 South Show, y'all.
I said a motherfucker writer
tell me that I wasn't a shit, so I came to huge a dick
there's a rock business.
It be the 85 South show you know what is about.
It'd be the 85, the 85, the 85,
you know what's about.
What's up, Houston, we're in the age time, in the age time, in the eight and five South show we're in the age time, in the end of age time.
I said the 85 South show we're in the age time, we're in the age time, we're in the age time.
Then the age died, so I got to slow it down.
Got to bring it ride, because you know I'm on the pile.
Tigger getting up, and you know I never slipped.
Because the poet trick to pull the lips over still.
Yeah, I'm going to flow off the ground.
Cici standing up, but it was just laying down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My nigger follows living in the building.
Uh, uh, uh.
I said, break these boys off because we down here in Houston.
Made a big cry and she took her into Houston
And you know she's cooking
I always keep her looking
You know she wanted to dig
I hit her with that curb and hooking
She's all about my book
You know I get her turned
I've been working her with
I look at the words
And the birds that she heard
You know the hey this guy
I'd be to call this
She had some fill sweet
They wanted me to roll
Hey and juicing on the highway
You might get stuck
I was on the south side
She's on the south side
So we had to break up
Because that's too far
I need to drive
You know it's 8 and 5
I can you know
It's in the lie
Please he's showing how to vibe
I had another chick
She wanted to give me something
She was thick and fine
Just like Beyonce's cousin
I'm trying to be her husband
Yeah
You may not hit me
So you know I'm trying to go to bed
Yeah
In the 8th town
You know it never more
Shout out to the niggins
In here from the 5th Ward
And after all the war
You know it's going die
We're kicking off the ground
Okay
Okay
I said the salsa, salsa, yeah, the salsa, yeah, on the salsa, the salsa, yeah, on the salsa, the salsa, yeah, on the salsa, the salsa, yeah, on the salsa, the salsa.
The paper, dear about the noza, the dorsa, yeah, oh, the dona, the dna, yeah, oh, the dona, the dna, yeah, oh, the dona, yeah, oh, the dona, yeah, oh, they're going to the street, yeah, okay,
Hey, ooh, hey, ooh, okay, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh.
This lady by herself.
Houston!
This be the coldest podcast.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let me smoke with y'all up in the H-town, knocking pictures of you all.
Seep at the black, now your bitches off your wall
Thief, now you're black, now your princess is out of your wall
The bad little chick I had to call her
She knew I'm out here trying to be a bowler
Trying to be a baller
Get my breath up
You already know that she got the fast foot
So my head's got up
If you ain't on two
And you already know that it's five feet
But we get the eight-nine
Now we're gonna
Up
By the pass by Dick and Carlo still in it
Hello.
Hey.
Oh, there's a baller.
A shot caller, 20 and three.
Only a Paula.
Paula, get late tonight.
Switch your road, I got sprayed, but I'm in the highway.
What we do?
Make your money to fly away.
Come on.
And they got to be a better way.
Hold on a better way.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
A big bono.
I'll mention.
Back in my ears.
Hey, bawling, smash it, making my ends.
Hit bawling.
Smash it, making my end.
Smoking big killer, getting behind them bed.
In the 8th town, I want to know I'm not playing.
The first one on that song, I didn't know what that nigga was saying.
It's, bawling, crowd it, all the men is spowling.
Bad to bad the bad times because I'm bawling like it's falling.
They're coming through the cowl, and it's got the cold down.
Stripping in the bush, chalk, the top with the blithe.
Watch the deeps you with the pop of doo-to-doo.
Let's bat and two
They got it
Strong like snoo
Listen
We roll it
They hate it
Told it
Got it gets me riding
Dirty
Dirty get me riding dirty
Trying to get me riding dirty
Get me riding dirty
Get me riding dirty
Hey
All the y'all
All that's something
I can say
You shit
Let me do one for the old
niggas
Let me see if I remember this
You remember this shit
Hey
Hey
Hey
Big swing
Because it blows
Hey
Where y'all left
Y'all have been in
What that is?
What do you say?
What he say?
Hey, oh, hey.
Big swangles and clothes with an interest in low.
We ball 204.
Seven all that we know.
Spreads near like the short.
Talk about it like the show.
You already know.
Rain dripping on the...
Yo.
Come on, digger!
I got one for you.
Come on.
I got one for you.
This is a classic right here.
I got that track in my cup.
Pull up.
Drink.
Slow up.
Hey, DC, when you wake up,
Nicky's some geek, that's probably
in the club.
Hey, whenever you wake up,
we still tipping on four-fold.
Oh, wow.
We still tipping on four-four-four, we still tipping on four-four,
we still tipping on four-four-four.
Okay.
Tipping on four-four.
Say what?
Tiping on four-fold.
Oh, yeah.
Tipping on four-fold.
Four-po.
Four-on-four.
Three and I eight.
7a1, hit my toe, go to low.
Go A1, 3,3O, Gail.
He white dog, 3,0, 8,000, 4,
Hey, hit my Joe, who, who, who, who, who?
Where's Mike Joe?
Where's Mike Joe?
Can somebody call him?
281, 3308-804, 2A1, 3301,
8-0-0, 2A1, 2A1, 3301, 2A1, 3301,
2A1, 3-3-3-0, 8-0-0, 8-0-0-0-0-0-0.
Where's Mike Jones?
Where's Mike John?
Where's Mike John?
Where's Mike John?
Where's Mike John?
Who?
Mike John.
Who?
Mike John.
Who?
Who?
Call it's gone.
Who?
Call it's gone.
Who?
Call it's gone.
Who?
Who?
Mike John.
Who?
Mike John.
Hey, call this phone, bro.
Yeah, I'm bigger.
They're stupid.
What's up?
Houston?
East Couches is making me...
What's up, Houston?
Hey, what Mike John's at, for real?
Y'all don't know.
Don't nobody know.
That nigga, gay, there's nothing about it.
Disappeared.
Don't nobody know.
Hey!
Gotta find Mike Jones.
We got to find Mike Jones.
Nigger, I should call something wrong.
He's a pastor.
He doesn't turn it to a mission.
He's a bishop on Tuesday
He is
Yeah, he's a skate DJ on Thursday
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Oh shit
Shout out to all the side niggas out there holding me down
Side niggas
Side niggasation
Being quiet everywhere you go
I see the side niggins patient
I see the side nigger
Stubbed off low
Make her cover up face up so she should
don't get on camera, my niggins.
All the niggas in the back, side nigger seats right there.
Side nigger seats.
Up top with no lights.
Side nigger seats.
In the back, back.
Side nigger seats.
Hey, that shit's so fun.
That's a real player shit right there, chico.
What?
Right there?
You hear that shit that playing.
What you'll do with that shit right now?
Hey, huh?
I got to let you know in a real way.
He got the white women on him an okay day.
appreciate you
celebrate
MLK
Hold on
what you say
you said
he had a white
girl on MLK Day
Is that what you
tried to say
He had a white girl
On an MLK day
We make in history
Is that what you
Try to say
I think
MLK
Yeah he had a dream
That one day
You would be
able to get
air of jeans
That's it
Now you can
fucking every single
night
And you don't go to kill
Because you white
Ain't that tight
God damn
Can't you explain?
Martin Luther King made it this way, man.
So we gotta say,
salute to you.
Fuck white women for your ancestors.
That's what you do.
Do you know how many niggas are tried to fuck?
Do you know how many niggas done died to fuck?
I say, you know how many niggas are tried to fuck?
But do you know how many niggas done die to fuck?
You want to tass up every chance you get.
Go.
Every chance you get.
Every chance you get.
You better tie that ass up every chance you get.
Make that food in red!
Hey, hey, yeah, shoot.
Smack her on the ass like boo, boo!
Yeah, shoot, shoot.
Slam on that.
I'm your fucker.
Play roots.
Nica, stupid.
Say, bitch, tonight you're gonna be the sled.
Look at this nigga trying to duck down.
Nick, I see your stupid ass.
A nigga tried to duck down, talk.
That nigga tried to be in Cosmito, why they're stupid as hell.
Hey, you know how long?
You know what I feel about this?
I'm on their home.
What?
I say they need to open up the government.
Y'all ain't tired?
Nope.
They ain't never gonna get tired.
These niggins don't cocaine.
Niggins don't hurt.
Hey, niggins that's boss.
Y'all saw some love to my fucking, my whole band back here.
Hey, my name, you know some of that trombone, man back here.
Hey, my name, you're some of that trombone, man.
We need that trombone solo.
No, sure if you ain't playing with them.
That shit makes me feel like I'm supposed to walk like this.
Let me get back, Tico, how are you going to walk?
Let me try, let me try, T.
Hit your trombone wall, let me see.
Your pool lad is with the trumpball wall.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let's your drum ball wall.
Let's just jump all off
Get right, Logan
You're fucking
You're a fucking bitch.
You're a smooth, my fucking.
Oh, y'all, fuck.
Oh, yo, let me see y'all.
Hold on, let me come from that side, too.
Y'all got to be falling up.
Let me see, I got a smooth-out one, bitch.
You got me fucked up.
Hey
That they get walked, they got shot in the hill, yeah.
Everybody ain't got no smooth walk.
Hold up, bro, hold up.
Bro, let me get some trumpet.
Play some motherfucking trumpet on them.
This can be what I just.
This is like this.
That's what you're gonna do it?
That's what you're gonna do it?
That shit sounds like the sad part of the movie where the niggins start shooting up again.
This thing is a genius, bro.
Ah, that's right.
I know, no!
No!
No!
No!
Be ready, bad food.
Go like this.
No!
Uncle Chaw!
Wake up, Daddy.
Wake up, Daddy.
Brother Daddy won't wake up.
I'm gonna be a sad nigga singer.
I said
Papa was on that boat
When he tried to get off
But got down
He couldn't shake
Yeah
His Papa
Had a job
Working down at Waterburger
He was trying to change his life
But then that pipe and that rug got him
Not off all night
He was just
about to go pay his child's a point
when you turn around and where to go buy some dope
I think it was the last dope
all of a sudden I was talking to Papa one night
asking him about some homework and he said
yeah son you need to do it in him
wake up daddy
shoot
a shoot a shoot a shoot a shoot
wake up daddy
Wake up, a soon, a soup, a suit, a shoot, a sue, a sue, a shoot, a shoe, a shoot, wake up.
Wake up Daddy, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
We need you.
We need your love.
We need you.
We miss your hug.
We need you.
We need your love.
We need her.
We miss your love.
We tired of that shit stop smoking that dough.
Tider that shit, stop smoking that door.
We're tired of that shit, stop smoking that door.
Wake up dead in.
Thank you, Daddy
Thank you
Thank you
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey
Yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I mean, what, what my daddy?
What's all this about, man?
What y'all putting it on?
What is all this about, man?
Daddy, let me explain.
Who is all these folks, man?
Let me explain.
What's you doing, man?
Daddy, we're looking for prevention.
That's why we're in the H-town.
That's your intervention.
We need you to start taking care of us again,
because since you did dope, you ain't been on.
Me and you're in your son, we're going to.
Won't you put the pipe down about your kids off?
You see your son.
Oh, my God.
Wake up, Daddy.
You see the sun run around the house, yeah, he's tripping.
Walking with the mustard like the day.
nigger autistic, but he is not
though, he just needs your love
Daddy get off them drugs
Wake up Daddy
Hey up daddy
Wake up dad
Bigger
Wake up dad
Stop this shit right now
Stop
Wake up daddy
This is daddy
This is daddy
Thoughts when this nigga died
I wish I would have never did that crack
I really want to come back
When I fucked up
I said I fucked up
Them doctors trying to revive my ass
No, you ain't gonna get me back
Could that crack was some shrink drop
I said screed drop
That shit was pure cocaine
Pure cocaine
Hey Daddy
I got somebody on the phone want to talk to you
Who want to talk to me? They better hurry up
because I'm about to go with the Lord.
Oh, yeah.
It's your man, Jay Prince, in the motherfucking house.
You need to put that damn rock down.
Because it ain't good.
He may not play with that nigga.
That nigga, that's real.
That's what I'm saying.
I had to come back.
I ain't come back to life.
That's the only nigga we can get daddy to get off cracks.
That's the strongest in America.
It worked.
I came back to life to let you know.
Don't not play with that nigga right now.
Oh, hell no.
I was giving that niggins to love.
He was going to get daddy off drugs.
And you get somebody else to talk about funeral.
I'll be back to this later.
And see, welcome back to the 85 South show.
Yeah.
But we really just gave y'all a whole 15-minute ghetto musical.
Yes.
About somebody daddy being on drugs.
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I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I knew.
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In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a
secret life of abuse.
Why did I think that way?
Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and in thinking to the point that
if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor?
But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international.
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brother really was on crack. Still is.
Acting like he ain't on it. You know, I'm clean.
It's always their moves to let you know the nigga
bullshit. Hey, how was you? Oh, my goddamn
business. Shit.
The nigga ain't listened to no music. Just studied what?
Keep be still.
You know, you know, you know the fucking way. You clean on it. You're clean on it.
Stupid-ass, what?
I love dope deal. I love the crack-head, though. Because you learn a lot
from the thing. Because they teach you what not
to do. Like what? To be like that.
Like, they tell you shit that your mama
you can do your homework.
You don't want to end up like me.
Like, you know what?
I'm gonna go do my whole work.
And why do crack always do that to a nigger voice?
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck going on, man.
I don't know.
It's like that smoke.
That shit gets smoked right now.
That's what the hit.
Right in the throat.
Crag smoke stuck right there.
You know, goddamn well,
I ain't come over here.
Take a goddamn thing out that refrigerator.
All right?
How come every time?
Something come up missing around this bitch.
Y'all fussing in me.
This is my mama goddamn hot.
All right?
I got that right to be over here just like it around the arm.
A crack air.
No one's gone, though.
You ain't even got to say it.
These niggins are took, what, the refrigerator?
God damn it.
When they took the refrigerator.
I'm like, how'd you know the refrigerator?
It can't be nothing but the refrigerator.
Because we ain't ate all day.
Shit, it got to be the refrigerator.
The motherfucker's got to accuse them.
Y'all really think I'm strong enough
to get a whole goddamn refrigerator out of here by myself.
Diggas scratches all on his back,
lift his shirt up.
Look, me and my girl got to fight.
That's right.
But you, I didn't care the goddamn refrigerator.
I'm that strong, huh?
Y'all think I'm on drill.
I think I'm strong enough get a refrigerator out
This is my goddamn mama.
What he called?
Figerator.
They ain't sold no damn fidgetle.
You know the old nigga be saying, oh shit, like Gatto mighty nose.
Oh, nigger.
Not the goddamn fidgering.
Yeah, niggia.
I didn't get my man.
I ain't made my fuck tell me, man.
Hey man, man.
Hey man, that one.
You talking about my man.
You don't know what?
I'm going to my husband.
You're talking about, cause you know you.
Not big mama.
Big mama.
Who want to stay on the corner?
The one they took the, uh, the copper up after the, the one.
off the one they took the cop out of the house.
Yeah, and when they took, remember they took the cop off the side of the house.
I go up in there, you know, it's Thanksgiving.
I want to be my family, you know what I'm saying?
I go up in everybody and act like they don't want to say what's up to me.
Hold up, that.
Oh, but, yep, that shit is.
There you go over.
Yeah, uh-huh.
And then I go out and there, the refrigerator in there, and we can't eat no food.
We're the refrigerator at Charlie.
I don't know the goddamn refrigerator.
Yeah, I mean, you want to have me some shit by a goddamn refrigerator.
I'm five footstep.
I can't fide big meat.
Mani right, you're talking about so, you tell me it's a refrigerator.
What's called a refrigerator for?
It's a white refrigerator.
The white refrigerator?
With the black dough hammer?
Yeah, you need one.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
How much are going, boys?
Yeah, we're worried out.
You want to be doing.
You get to a dime and you break me a nigger.
I say, I'm going to see that.
You know what I'm saying?
See?
See?
That's that thing.
See?
That's that shit I'm talking about.
talking about. I know what y'all over there doing. Over there splitting up the dope and don't
want to give me none. That's what it is. Davey, Davey. No, don't want to hear shit. I see what you did.
When you shook your hand, you gave it to him.
And you got, I said, you don't know, I'm going to cut the nigga in or something, because
you know he's going to tell big mama, look, look, look, look, look. I'm on my third straight. I can't
go to prison. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, baby. Bob, come in, Bob. Come in, Bob. Come in, Bob. Come in,
come in, Bob, come in a.
Baby, just two-nine, we're gonna cut you in on the guy.
Man, how you do your own motherfucking brother, man?
You're gonna cut me out to fuck with this nigga, man.
You don't even know this, nigga.
How'd hear you, just told this, nigga?
You can't hold no water.
Man, I'm not gonna sit over here, wait on you, man.
Come down, God, damn.
I ain't gonna keep waiting on you, motherfucker.
I can go in there by my goddam, scary, motherfucker.
Look, no, no.
I don't really trust that, nigga, right?
Because you know, that they get caught every time he tried to steal.
try to steal.
Oh, dangly.
I got out the house with the whole goddamn refrigerator.
This thing can't take no napkins and shit.
He gets locked up instead of napkin.
Type of cook, the motherfuck get knocked up instead of napes out of water burger.
What the fuck what you do it?
They didn't told your stupid ass.
Stay the fuck out of there.
You keep coming in there.
Hey.
Hey, my motherfucker.
He and there's stink and all them got them coat on in the summertime and shit.
Nobody got time fucking in there.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Calm your ass down, Davey.
Calm down, man.
We over here trying to get this thing worked out because you shit.
your ass over here like you always do shit in the fuck down.
Stilling napkins and shit.
You always got something to say.
It ain't even your shit.
He's stealing napkins.
You ain't even a real thief.
How you get called stealing napkins.
You need to take a seat.
Napkins still.
You know, stupid ass niggles.
Stupid ass, nigg called stealing napkins.
In front of the police, you're acting.
We got dope to sell.
Dope to smoke.
And you wait the police trying to tell.
Tell the fucking how that happened.
How'd you get caught still in napkins?
Please tell the people with your stupid ass.
That's how y'all do me in front of all these people.
I wouldn't even stealing no napkins.
That bitch's light, that's all I can say.
That's all you can say.
That's all I can say.
Hey, I'm gonna tell you what I can.
He stole him nap because he made soldier boy head man.
Yes, he did.
He said, you, hoo-hoo.
I said to you.
Boom, oh, boom.
I said, you.
Hey, man.
What the fuck wrong with you all, sir?
She got to know.
Got a don't.
Got a don't.
Oh, and make a niggles say to you-hoo.
Where she got a flop?
She got a don't.
She got a what?
She got a don't.
That's an old nixon.
64 Chabelle don't.
Sixty four Chabelle don't.
You're stupid.
She got a don't.
She got a who.
She got a what?
She got a don't.
What?
I'm trying to fuck.
Ooh.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Just like that
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Then I hit you with the
Pump
Pump
Pump
Pump
Pump
Pump
Pump
Pump
Pump
Pump
Are you that stupid
How you're that stupid?
How do you move your legs like that man
This dick is a robot
I had a lot of handicapped
teachers
I had pussy these days.
I had a lot of handicapped teachers,
and I used to always wonder,
bitch, how you walk like that?
Because you keep talking to us,
talking about walking line, bitch, you walk in line.
You're stupid.
It's hard for you, ain't it, bitch.
I ain't there.
Yeah.
She's trying to be an example.
If you do this, bitch, your foot is over both lines.
That's who this podcast is for.
Everybody who grew up slow,
but you just grew out of that shit.
You regular now.
I used to stutter.
I taught myself how to not stutter.
Calm down.
Let me tell this to somebody.
Hold up.
Somebody out here might stutter.
Somebody out here might stutter.
Who stutter in here?
You stutter?
Now, real talk.
Come here.
I'm going to show you some shit.
This shit worked.
Now, like, you stutter bad.
No, you got to be, like, stutter, d'iggie.
You can't breathe stutter, like.
The world's right there.
That shit will not come out.
It's even worse when they are coming out.
Where are you going tonight?
The 8, the 8, the 8, the 8, the 8, day, the 8, the 8, day.
All right, the 85 South Show.
I want you to say, I'm going to the 85 South Show to vote with my boy and just say our name.
I'm going to the 85 South Show if, you know what I'm saying, say our name.
I'm going to.
Let's do, let's do.
We're here to support you, bro.
I'm going to 85 South Show to.
to see you my boy
Carlos Miller
Tico Me
Now y'all see how hard it was
for my boy to really talk
Alright now watch this shit
Simple Remedinit
I used to stutter like a motherfucker
But I used to talk to myself
Say so
Before you say that shit again
Say so
Be like so
I'm telling it
It's gonna be like
That's why all the stuttering
gonna come in
It's gonna be like so
You go I'm telling you
say so and say that shit again and talk to the people watch this so I'm going to see the
oh come on you just don't know what you need to say say say I'm going to the 85 South
show to see and just say I just say say my boys I'm going to see my boy say so so
so I'm going to see the 85 South show with fellow smell the time you got it bad you got it bad
I'm trying to you actually made the shit worse he got it he got it did it all
Fucking decent and fuck to your shoulder.
It's going.
I know.
Slow.
Don't say I'm going to see the 85 South show.
Say I'm going to the 85 South show.
You're thinking too many words.
Just talk.
Just act like you're talking to somebody, man.
I'm going to the 85 South show to see my boys.
So, go to the 85 South show to see my boys.
So, go and see that.
Go ahead.
But give up on this nigga.
He broke.
He can't.
He ain't fix them.
You go to text.
Learn how to text real fast, my name.
Just get you an iPhone and text back.
Let me try something.
Okay, so, when you put this on there, say,
So, I am going to the 85 South Show to see my voice.
Slow it down.
You don't have to say it off at the same time.
Say it to us.
You don't.
Say it to us.
Say it to us.
So I'm going to the 85 South show to see my boys.
See?
See?
No, fuck that.
No.
Look at that girl with the boy.
big titties and saying, I bet you're gonna start it in.
Tell her where you're about to go.
I bet you'll fuck up now, sir.
He's gonna see this, he'll be like, so, yeah, so, go.
Tell her where you going.
Watch this.
So, my boy, I'm going to the day, about.
Yeah, he tried to talk to both of them tinnies tonight.
So, uh, I'm going to the, ah, ah, uh, now, titty, titit, get it, I'm going.
Carlos, you just said that thing, I'm prepared you.
You knew he wasn't going to be able to look at no tini to talk.
You did, you did, though.
Oh, my tinnis.
I'm going to the Titty Fast South Show.
That's what we do.
That's the thing.
You come to the 85 South Show, it's a therapy session, an educational set.
That was just, you know, when they did it, though.
Special ed class and we teach him out to be great, my man.
He did it, though.
Colleen just wanted him to do it to the titties.
He said it clean, too.
Bro, just text fast.
That's all you got to do.
Text back.
Fuck talking.
Talking.
Of course, you to text fast.
Your fingers don't stutter.
I wish your favorite to go do T-T-T-T-H-E-E E.
I'm like, ah!
Leave me a bus smell, motherfucker!
Hey, DC, the fuck their part is,
it's some women who still want to fuck him,
like, do he stutter on the pussy, or...
He probably eat pussy good as a moment,
he gets down there, ah-da-a-a-da-a-a-da-a-a-da-a-a-da-a-a-ha.
That nigga fuck, like he's nothing.
She goes, she's going to be telling him the same shit, DC,
He said, say so before you eat it.
Let me get down there and start on that piss.
Ha-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Yeah.
He did your thing, though.
Oh, tell you, go home and practice that shit.
So, say so I swore on everything,
but that shit worked.
I stopped stuttering, bro.
Yeah.
I swore on it, I was like, I was happy and thought.
I could talk again.
Yeah.
I eat up.
Okay.
Hold that shit.
Fire that shit.
Hit that blind, say that bitch to suck my dick.
Tell that bitch to suck my thing on soft.
Suck it on salt.
Suck it on salt.
What you wanted to do?
What you wanted to do?
Suck it on salt.
Suck that dick on salt.
Everybody got one word that, I remember,
I can say it now, but Buchanan Street.
I used to call that shit
Butchening
B-U-C-H-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A
At least it was a word
It was words
I couldn't say
Sentences, niggas, niggas
Oh, you ain't one of them
Knicks that used to read out loud
That used to be them
I know I got some explaining
Now my stutter would have gone in
I got some explaining to do the car
For how hard I used to laugh at that shit
When I was in school
When they had called a nigger
You know
You're like, oh, they're about to call Greg
Oh, Greg, pick up what he left off
Come on, man, we ain't got all day.
So.
So.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I cook, I, what's this, C-A-M-E?
I, I came down, down, down, down.
We're going to be in here forever, teacher.
I came down and did that I got to go to the bathroom.
Got to go to the bathroom?
No you don't.
No you know.
He just can't read.
Bro, hold up.
You ever been in class with a nigger who just get mad and just rather get suspended than read?
Carlos read.
No, fuck that reed shit, man.
You always fucking with me.
Every time something happened in this bitch, I'll blame me.
No, man, fuck that read shit.
Send me to end school, man.
shit, man. I always fucking
with a nigga. I ain't read that shit,
in it. Having a teacher scared to the mother.
Okay, Carlos, just sit down.
Hey, man, let that nigga read, man.
You'll be all right.
Just read, bro. Get that shit off your chair.
No.
I used to be a kid that trying to make a nigga read.
Knowing that he's going to fuck up.
Get that shit off your chair, bitch, dog.
You got to do it today or you're going to have to do it tomorrow.
Go ahead and read, Los, I got you.
I
Relalable? Relalable? Reliable?
Reliable.
Reliable.
Reliable.
Reliable.
Really?
Reliable sources.
It's okay. It's okay. Take your time. Take your time. Take a lot of time.
I'll help you out. Reliable sources say, reliable sources have say, reliable sources say the, the, the, reliable sources say, the, the, reliable sources say the, informative, information,
Information.
Information.
Information.
Reliable sources say that
information
information
is
believe.
Reliable sources say the information is valid.
Can I read?
Man, fuck the read shit, boy.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Fuck the reach.
Oh, the reliable source to show the information.
Ah, now.
Hey, hold on.
Hold on one second.
All the niggas who struggled in school read,
I'm gonna get us some hoodies that say,
fuck that Reed shit!
I used to be the nigga that Reed fan,
so the teacher won't need call on me.
Like, you ready?
Here we go.
There were not, I'm supposed to get the information to say,
whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever,
somebody else read.
I'm like, I told you, bitch, don't call me.
That nigga read like he was running a horse race,
seven, 45, whatever.
Shit, boy, I ain't
Can't talk about, can't read.
I read too fast, bitch.
What you're going to say?
I like this crowd.
Look at this audience.
I read stupendous.
Look at this shit.
We got everybody in there bitch tonight.
We got a whole bunch of white people.
We salute y'all up top.
What the next section?
I wish I could get up there and fuck with y'all,
but this building is a base.
Yeah, it's like a fake-ass cathedral.
I don't know what this is.
This is a Mexican church.
Do you love Jesus
Do you love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
Then y'all go fucking with those
Spanish people again
Lead them folks alone
Spanish gospel songs probably
I want to do like
Hispanic God like Baptist churches
Like nigga churches
Yeah like they sing gospel songs
Like do you love King Jesus
Like do they be
Hum da Hasid hook the Jesus
I'm like, well, they got a Baptist, Hispanic church?
No, they don't.
We're going to pass, because let's expect around 30 more times.
Let's go.
They were like, oh, these dicks crazy.
The other.
The Mexican pastor preached like the black pastor.
I don't say, don't do Zutato, and say for a fidezzi,
or not God.
No.
They passed our seeds and saw that communion.
You only be crackers, it'll be seized aside.
We do it different, over your hand.
What the fuck is this?
Lick it.
Y'all go get shut.
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Spicy. Spicy. That's what it is.
Red and white is spicy. Thank you. Thank you.
All right. The Hispanic people are going to run up here.
Oh, that is funny.
They don't like when you fuck with it.
Yeah, they love us, man.
He didn't really love us.
Yes.
I'm very Spanish.
Harry Coochin, motherfuckers.
We ain't with none of that building that wall.
They do not say they Coochia hair.
They just be, foo.
Every time you see him,
Kittikis, Kittikis.
I don't know.
This bitch is not shaved since her first baby.
Shit.
This bitch do not believe in shaving.
Fuck.
Nobody ain't ever.
I catch the Holy Ghost with that shit.
Look at her right there.
She can't even help.
You got us sweating! Stop!
That's how Black Church is started.
Be right in the middle of the prayer.
Thank you, Lord.
We gotta start this.
I'm just praying.
Now we dancing all of a sudden.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, man, stop, man.
Oh, my God.
Hey, the black churches, you just gotta be woke.
You go to sleep, damn, wake your ass up.
Oh, shit!
What part of this is?
Shit.
I'm like, damn, y'all have had eight concerts in this buff.
What a pastor?
He's back there getting pampered up.
He ain't even came out yet.
This nigga ain't spoke yet.
Hey man, black churches
It's funny
That shit lasts so long
I seen the pastor start over one time
Hold on, let me go back
See, this is what I meant to say earlier
I'm like, man
I seen the pastor get to his seat
You know how they'd be at the end
And they were like, thank you
Now we're about to call everybody to the thing
You know what? You know what? Matter of fact
I'm like, no, you better not think of no more shit to say
She said that in that spread that whole little
time.
Nigger, get a prayer
and give all your business in a prayer.
Now, I know there's somebody out there tonight
that got caught cheating on their wife
about two weeks ago,
but I just know God is with you
and your relationship,
and sometimes you need to just stay away
from the Waterburg or on Kirby Avenue.
Somewhere around that third rule.
There is no need for you to be in that area
in the town.
I mean, you live on the north side.
God says you need to stay in the place
where he wants you to be
and not in a place where you desire to go
because that's not where he wants you.
you to be. Then he always
tell you to come down. Now, if that's you, come
down.
Nick, you're going to call me out. I'm not
coming down. Well, we've been giving pastors
credit for saying some bullshit.
They say some shit that don't even
go together. And we clap like here. See,
God wants you to live
where you stay.
Understand that? See, God
wants you to live where you
stay because you can't stay
where you don't live.
You can't stay where you don't live.
See, a lot of people that's living, but they're not staying.
I said they're living, but they're not staying.
Look at it out of the Baptist church.
You ready.
Yes!
Here I come with the plate.
Yes!
I love Baptist Church.
I remember the pastor saying some shit that wasn't even referring to me.
Man, church, they're going there and say some shit you already knew,
and then it would be sounding good to the motherfucker.
like that. I'm gonna tell you when the
when the pastor is calling shit out, and if you
about to go to the altar, you better go on the
shit that you thought that was for you. Because I remember
one time I picked up late, you know what I'm saying? He was like,
is it you who need a job?
I was like, yeah, yeah, I need the guy
down. I need to go on down.
So by the time I would walk it down, now he said,
is it you that got skeletons in your closet? I was like, no, I ain't
got no.
Well, it wasn't for me.
Skeletons in my closet. I got to go
back. That one won't want for me.
I used to just get scared when they were
to call a Bible verse and you don't know the Bible,
turn your pages to Philippians
to chapter 37.
Shit, what side of the Bible is that on?
Hey, nigga, my pastor had all the
Testament, I don't know which one that is.
Nick, my pastor had all the time.
That nigga said, turn your Bibles to Examus.
I said, Examus.
He said, exodus, nigga.
Got to run and get another Bible.
He said, is your hand feeling itchy?
He said, this, nigga, here trying somebody.
You've been stealing and your hand is feeling at you.
What about the pastors that sing in their message?
Because God says you need to live your life the way he says live it.
Because if you don't do that, you're going to be stuck where you don't want to be.
And God says don't allow yourself to be lost in the sauce.
You have to possess the sauce and let it drip down your body like God gave it to you.
And if I have anybody in the building who believes in God, I need you to say yes.
Yes.
If I have anybody in the building who believes in God, I need you to say yes.
Yeah.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
That's right.
See, I know there's some people out there that are dealing with the government being shut down,
but you see, God ain't never shut down.
Come on.
God is always open.
God is always there when you need them.
So therefore, don't put yourself in position that have to be,
depending on the man
When the man upstairs is the only man
That you need in your life
To make things go right
I need everybody to understand
Don't allow the Instagram
To shape how you feel ma'am
Because that ain't God
That's the devil
Only the devil
Would allow you to talk down
About another brother or sister
From a private page
That's not of God
God wouldn't allow you to do that
See, I got my brother
Associate Pastors up here
That you want to smack the shit out of them, niggas
Wait a second
Let me introduce your brother all the way from
Big
Baptist Church
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one and only
Pastor
Carlos Miller
Make some noise for the pastor
Said pastor, pastor, said pastor
Say it, pastor.
Hold your applause.
I'm not going to take up too much of your time.
Because I want to go downstairs and eat too.
Amen.
Yeah, we got some delicious food down in the fellowship hall.
I just wanted to speak to the real niggas in the church for one minute if I could.
Say it, Pastor, sir.
Yeah, niggas is changing these days, niggas is different.
I'm seeing niggas take pictures with their homeboy money and post that up and hashtag weekend money.
If I see one more grown nigger, take another picture with another grown nigger and say, I saw Big Brother last night and he said he fucking with the movement.
nigger there is no movements there has been no movement and that's why I'm here to tell you
let it go let it go it's 2019 a lot of niggins got to let shit go
talk to her land is almost gone let it go talk to him pastor like I said I'm not going
take up too much of your time well i appreciate you brother before we near you almost hit me
that time before we go to downstairs and enjoy some of this good cooking that sister wilson
and sister martha have made for us some of the best banana pudding in the world yes indeed
i have my other brother here all the way from the west side baptist church pastor dc young fly
talk to him brother you know them young pastor they all we're trying to outdo them old pastors
Amen.
Amen.
I feel the Holy Spirit in this place somewhere.
I said I feel the Holy Spirit in this place somewhere.
Somebody need to hear the spirit.
And they need to touch them, bitch.
I'm talking to you.
You, yeah, I feel the Holy Spirit in this place. I want you to turn to your Bibles, to Genesis,
through each chapter four, we're going to go down the list this day.
She wanted Adam to bite that album.
She wanted Adam to bite that apple.
Somebody need to hear this word today.
Bring it down.
Bring it down, bring it down, bring it down.
Bring it down, bring it down.
Nick, I don't want to hear you.
Thank you.
Now we're gonna pass this collection played around.
I think we did enough hopping and hip-in' and popping.
And if you ain't got it, just go deep in your pocket.
go deep in your pocket when you're at that club or when you're going to the dope man
and you want to dump I said hmm we're gonna pass that collection played around
deacons get to the doors now ain't nobody leave that take your time
pastor take my time yes sir yes sir well in that case I hope you got a sleeping back
Because this can be all night
Mm-hmm
Hmm
What you say, bitch?
Listen, that's the devil look.
I got the first letter right here
You're trying to get me fucked up
Meet me at Tuesdays when I play bingo
Meet me at the safe right on all night, bitch
and bring some land.
I want that green.
Oh, shit.
Pastor, is there anything you want to say to the congregation?
Well, brother, I appreciate what you just did up here.
Because you know we need GOD.
Needed GOD.
That's GOD.
That's GOD.
We need a GOD.
I said GOD.
We need a GOD.
Yes, indeed.
Welcome to the Church of the 85 South Show.
Yes indeed.
Houston.
Houston, if you're feeling like you got blessed tonight,
let me hear you say each time.
Yes, right.
Houston, if you're feeling is blessing tonight,
let me hear you say each time.
I say to each time.
Amen.
If your child in the children quiet, we're gonna cut that off because they can't sing.
I'm tired of hearing to make a noise.
How they sound?
They'd be like, Jesus, walk with me.
Listen, shut up.
Y'all don't sung nine damn songs.
Oh, man.
Yeah, the 85 South Baptist Church, we want everybody to know that we love you like God does
because y'all love us and y'all show us so much love.
There you go.
Oh, yeah.
Who needs a blessing in here tonight?
Anybody need a blessing?
I feel it.
Come here, sweetheart.
She need a blessing.
Oh, oh. Let me do that one.
Give me a hand.
I say, God.
It's a little bit too much for your pastor.
It is.
Wait a second.
Come on over here.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Oh, Lord.
Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord I just want to say thank you Lord for this beautiful woman with your name
Lexi Lexi sometimes I wish Lexi would text me I'm just joking God but I want to pray for Lexi
and hope that Lexi gets everything that she wants in her life in 2019 I'm talking about you everything
and your weave is looking right and your body is looking tight wait a minute
that's why I'm trying to get you this blessing in your life don't listen to the devil
baby it's okay we gonna bless you with some Indian remedy today baby
see Stacy that's what happens when you don't live where you stay we just
want you to do that makes a noise God bless you Lex
Sit on down
Oh
Hey man
This shit crazy
This shit felt like church
For real
For real
I feel like we didn't turn
The House of Blues
Into a real
House of Blues
I like going to them church
That'd be smooth and shit
Be having praise dances
I don't know what
Stop, bro
I said
I ain't know y'all
I'm on the praise team, bro.
Hey, bro, my praise team used to be lit.
I used to be lit.
Patsy up there just acting like the coach.
As you can see, they're doing that thing.
Yeah
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Amen
My church used to be so crazy
He'd be like
God is talking to me right now
He's talking to me right now
And I feel there's a lot of people in here
That's going through so much
And you just need God
On your side, I said God
On your side, I say God
On your side, I say God
Oh your side
And I'm feeling the spirit right now
And I
Oh, I'm feeling the spirit right now
They're coming down
It's going to be 80 people
joining the church
That's what you're feeling
Nigel walk off
We'll be waiting for them 80 too
No
Deacon, how many we got 23?
We need about
57 more
It's not happening today, bro
How many of we got digging
32 shit it's been our okay god changed this mind 32 people are joining the
church yeah well we losing all the drug dealers who ain't been to church that they was 11
I see y'all left there it's confused you gotta go bro ain't she changed oh love the boy
he's got older gonna do the prayer for the dope boys loz he said we can't forget about them what's a
dope boy prayer?
For the dope boys.
Yeah, Loos, go ahead.
That's what they don't understand.
Street niggas pray all the time.
All that they got to.
They just be sitting in the box shit before they started up.
Shit, what's up, Lord?
Shit, they bait, you know what I'm saying?
I don't really too much, you know what I'm saying?
But, you know what I'm saying?
I fuck with you, you know what I'm trying?
Like, if you don't know, nobody, fuck with you, Lord.
I fuck with you, Lord.
The long way, you understand me.
That's on me.
That's on me.
You know what I'm saying?
But you know what I'm saying?
Real-nicking shit, Lord.
I ain't, you know what I'm saying?
I ain't the type of nigga
that has another nigga for nothing,
you know what I'm saying.
But if you could, Lord.
You know what I'm saying?
I know you be busy here.
You know what I feel.
I fear you.
I feel you.
I know, because you're the Lord.
You know what I'm saying?
And you're the Lord all about yourself.
You know what I'm saying?
But shit
You know what I'm saying
But you know what I'm saying
God
You know what I'm saying
You know
Now you feel me bro
Not real shit bro
God God all God
God God God God God all by himself
bro you're the Lord by yourself Lord
That real
That's real nigga shit right there Lord
But uh you know what I'm saying
I already heard that you're blessing all the trap niggies, so you know what I'm saying?
So when I go over here to make me play, just make sure these boys don't play with me, you know what's the matter?
Don't let a damn fucking nigga crawled me, you know what I'm saying?
Because ain't no fucking nigga gonna, you know what I'm saying?
No fucking nigga gonna prosper against you anyway, you feel?
Let you be who you is and shit like that, but shit.
I'm gonna fuck with you though.
Yeah.
That's how you end the prayer.
I'm going to phone with you, though.
Yeah.
I get wish.
As you can see if you guys were paying attention.
The devil tried to bring a fat, juicy booty
through the congregation while you was praying, Pastor.
And I almost felt for it.
But I had to keep my faith.
And my composure were always.
Well, my brother, that ass was calling my name, calling my name.
But my brother, unfortunately, because we were in the middle of prayer, we miss it.
We miss.
Could you direct us to the area in which this occurred?
It was this ass.
This ass in particular when she gets up is four people behind her guiding that booty as she walks, telling her left, right, left, right.
Hey, D.C., you know who you sound like, the lady of all lean on me.
me. We do not need Mr. Clark here any longer.
That that ass was telling me that that ass is tired of being juicy.
How big was it?
It was so big.
It was big, brother.
Just know it was big.
That big is not even a big enough word for you.
That's your lady.
Stand up looking at her man like, is it okay?
Bitch, yes.
Lord glory glory be unto him that is abundant there that is that is that that that is
abundant there when you walk in a script club I meant they'd be like oops sorry ma'am I
thought you was a stripper you know what that you know what that booty makes me feel
like what so I am going to the 85 South show to see my my boy's boys both of these
Switching.
He's a player.
Damn.
He is a player.
And I wait that old and they want to sing.
He is a player.
One more time for the baller.
Come on.
He is a player.
What that pussy going for?
What is it going for?
Yes, yes I did.
That ass got me stunned.
Everywhere she sit down is a comfortable seat.
Uncomfortable ass just hanging everywhere.
Can he sit by home?
Excuse the man.
That's the type of ass that'll make you cuss at church.
You'd be like,
God damn.
Excuse me, Lord.
My bad.
She looked like she was slow.
She got to sit on the end seat.
Hold on, hold on.
She can't go through nobody.
She got to sit on the end seat.
All that, skew me.
Skip.
Yeah.
You hit us in the face with that ass.
That is a ass right there.
Houston.
That's all you, brother.
Look at my man, cool.
He got the glasses on in here.
Stupid-ass glasses.
That's the type of ass to end up making you singing that zero.
I hate you, dear.
So many days I didn't pay the prize.
Why you got to build all that.
drop in my die so every day I'm gonna grind for you what did we finish the blot and I
sang it chief oh man trying to do all that I can y'all sound like the children quite for real
hey man you go sing zero like that you're standing right y'all show salo my partner zero
Yeah. Zero legend in this motherfucker. For real. Talk your shit, Zero.
Zero. I just got to ask you, that is one of the most prolific songs ever made. Like,
when you hit that, I hate you, dude. How did you, where did you bring that from?
Sing Zero. Sing it. Because I hated the bitch. He said, I hated the bitch.
That think you chop his glue right now. Yeah. That's the thing I got one of the greatest voices in the world. We were just hitting that.
Loll out and banging all in my trunk
Trunk full of funk
I ain't never been a punk
I blow on skunk
I blow on doge
Military mind that I'm a
motherfucking soul
I'm out the streets of the
B is one-fold
Not no bitch
See I still ain't a hole
Let niggins know every day
of a year
Fuck, sing.
Zero, they sake of your shit, nigga.
Hey, it's time to kill it just like Robert Orie.
Talk your shit.
Murder, plea a murder scene.
When it's a Saturday Jones, I can't find no lean.
From South West to South Vee, it's about war, not about peace.
Nigel like me, I'm about knocking out teeth.
No, I'm saying I lose shit grie.
A nigga coming nine in the Coup de Ville.
I'm gonna be the nigger pulling over at the fucking cross road with my K on my side
I'm ready to ride if I gotta go it'll be a homicide me and a pussy nigger on the way to the golden gate
that wrote the van draws can't wait just to make it to another day gotta get my peak pay out so get the fuck out my way
when I come around your corner so slow there'll be the nigga in the damn polo that's the rap law
Jackers, I ain't barring.
Well, I skipped the slab, and I went straight to foreign.
Said it like I said it in a old suit.
Some niggas, they be red, but he rode blue.
I come around your corner, but I ain't said tripping,
but I will with niggas and weird women.
With the Calico, I had to let a motherfucker know
that I come around your corner in a linking photo,
a block photo, because I do it in a flag.
Nick, why's I, cause that could be a head?
A rhyme so long, rhyme so strong
I flex my bicep, then I swole on.
Get on the motherfucking bend
And win the laws at the cone I hit the fit
They wonder where I win
They keep looking
I don't give a fuck like tights
And I keep hooking
I'm maybe like minute
I'm strong to the finish
I'm back to ghetto pie pie but I don't need spinnets
I'm gonna keep it going
Keep on flowing just like the
million dollar maltese every time I smile look at soda Joe's a McVane and every time I smile
I can turn the night to day we can't open up the pipe and let the smoke come eye we don't
give a damn by the crooked ass crooked all of a suck crooked all of a sudden make a
Bigger one to blow to me
Hey
A-Tel Macea
Mousin
Houston
We love the shit out of y'all
This is in the end
the end-and-and-vice-o show, man
We know y'all, baby,
Hey-S-Taz-Y
Y'all, man
The A-T-M-A-M-S-S-S-K
Houston
Houston!
We know you motherfuck
Goh!
Oh, a hell of a shit!
for a hell of a show.
We had a motherfuckin' out a hell of a show.
Ais time, that's a hell of a show.
You know, we just had one hell of a show.
Had to come down with a little bit more.
Had to hit the Ais time for a hell of a show.
It's your boy, Kyle, D.C., your fly.
She's going to be in this bitch.
It's the A.S.
I goof and snooping.
Groofy and Scoopin'in' Scoopin'in.
Scoopid A, goof-a-go-a-sook-a-sook-to-a-sook-to-a-sook-old.
All right, Joe, Houston, give it up for the 85 South Show, Houston!
Houston, give it up for studio, Houston!
Houston, we love y'all!
This was the 85 South Show experience.
Did y'all have a good time?
Make sure you go tell two people to subscribe to the 85 South Show.
take it to the next level all you guys are 85 percenters now if you fuck with us you are 85
percenters now when we go to the next level we're bringing y'all with us Houston we fuck with you
thank you Houston everybody who has meeting green tickets need to line up on this side right here
she was zero representing one deep entertainment age time hey look man it's the 85 south show
they came up in the show support Carlos she caught being easy young fly and
end up getting on the motherfuckers stage.
They ain't one of my freestyle.
You know what I'm talking about?
So all I got to say is,
saluted cats.
I fucked with him.
I got their back like a cross strap in the back.
And it went down.
Hey, this shit lied, man.
My first time.
It's not my first time, see it.
My first time being there, though.
And to be honest,
they're going to make some tickets
and go to the next one wherever that motherfucker had.
In there, like, swimming well,
without the shit in hell.
Man, Joe.
Thank you.
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