The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Houston House Of Blues LIVE W Karlous Miller DCYoungFly Chico Bean & Nephew Tommy | Ep. 167

Episode Date: January 25, 2019

On this Very Special Episode Recorded LIVE at The House of Blues Houston, The 85 South Show’s Karlous Miller, D.C. Young Fly, and Chico Bean deliver a improv comedy show with a live band that will go down in history. These incredibly talented stand-up comedians combine forces to roast everybody in the audience including the lady who works at IHOP, the truck driver with the cowboy boots, the lesbian in the durag with the missing teeth and especially the two women in the diamonds and the hats. From Oprah’s OWN Network and The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Nephew Tommy pops the show off with a New Year’s celebration and brings that OG funk the 85SouthShow is known to embrace. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Make some noise if you listen to the 85 South show. We finally made it to Houston, y'all. We're going to have to fooling here tonight. Where are my people from Houston there? That's what I'm talking about. We see y'all in the comments. We had to come down here. I want to say Happy New Year because we ain't seen y'all yet. This is the first show of 2019 for the 85,000 show. If you watch it on YouTube, make some noise. Make sure you subscribe and tell two people to subscribe. We're trying to have a great year, y'all.

I want everybody to have a great world. Everybody said for Trump. Fuck Trump. He got the whole country fucked up right now. Niggas ain't got no money. My boy, my boy called me and asked me for some money. I had to tell him fuck, no. I had to tell him. Well, he's a bill collector, so I couldn't give him shit. Nigger called me from a block number.

I'm like, what the fuck? Hello? But I caught his voice, though. I got the nigger voice. I'm like, oh, that's you? He said, uh, yeah, man. Nicky, don't you ever call me asked me for the white folks money, nigger?

Fuck wrong with you. Don't call me for some more block numbers, Fuck you. We're about to get this show started, y'all. I got some very special people in the house tonight. I got Tico Bean in the house tonight, y'all. I got D.C. Young Fly in the house tonight, y'all. And we got the sensei.

Carlos Miller is in the building tonight, y'all. What's up in the back of the y'all make some noise? We're about to have a great time. I see y'all. I got a very special guest about to bring out here right now. Houston's very own, y'all, this man from Houston, selling out comedy clubs all across the nation. You can hear him on the Steve Harvey morning show every morning. He does all the prank phone calls and they fun his hell.

He has a new show on On On, called Ready to Love. He then hooked up with Oprah, y'all. I'm going to need y'all to give them some love. You give him energy, they're going to give it back to you, y'all. Start clapping right now, Houston, your very own, start clapping right now for nephew Tommy. You're from you from Houston, make some noise, is the South Side, is the South Side in the Mother fucking house, it's the north side in the motherfucker house. Alright, let's go east side, east side.

Yeah, about four of you motherfuckers, west side, west side. Two of the motherfuckers, north and south is in the building. All right, so check this out. I didn't get to bring New Year's Eve in with y'all. So we're gonna bring that motherfucker in tonight. I want to first of all say happy new year to everybody so do this for me get up on your motherfucker feet and we're gonna do this shit right since we didn't bring new year's eve in together bad is you with me all right here we go we're gonna count this motherfucker down and when we

get from 10 nine eight when we get to one you better act like the texas won the motherfucker's Super Bowl and this bitch. All right, man, here we go. Ten. be a motherfucker new year. All right, let me do this right now. Yeah, keep it right there. I got to show some love to everybody in the band.

Give it up for J-O-N on the guitar. Give it up for J-O-N. I don't know why the fuck they don't just say John. You got to spell that motherfucker. J-O-N. Get a drama song. Cut, Sue is at the building.

On Tuba, we got juicy. Juicy Juicy On the trombone We got Joe Mays in the house And last

We're not least On the trumpet y'all We got Louell Mitchell All right I'm here tonight to get a welcome

I'm a get a welcome the way my grandmama get a welcome with all our visitors please stand please we want to welcome you out of Mount Ebeneas sitting on the hill around the rock Baptist church located at 1344 West Martin Luther King Street

and then she said You welcome whilst You welcome twice Welcome welcome welcome We're gonna get this show started right Are you ready for the first member of 85 now to come to the state? Make some noise. Ladies and gentlemen, you've seen them everywhere.

You've seen them on Wild and Out. You see them on BET. Put your hands together. Chico T. Louisiana from the South. And you're the Texas from the South. Hey, hey, hey, yo, hey, yo. That's why we're going.

We're losing what's up! We're in the 8th time! Yeah, we in the 8th time and it's going down. My name is Chico Bayne, and you know I got the crime. You know I do it with me, you know I got it here. I take care of, because you know I am a shit. You know I'm walking around, and I'm looking maddened. My nigger headlined during the 10-year shot.

You know, it ain't a kid. No, I ain't a known her. And what my ass I still say I want, like Asian Rola. Okay, I go and up to the top. What's up with y'all up there? It's y'all ready to rock. My name is she going to be. Go'n for the time.

Yeah, it's going to die. Yeah, I drip and dry. A nigga know what's tough. My nigger is in the back. Looking for a girl with an ass. real fast, probably get mad, try to get up, I'm fucking from the back, I bust another thing boy, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, give it up for a band one time, Houston. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Y'all ain't got enough motherfucking energy in here, we're at age time, Mike. Make some motherfucking noise, Houston. Hey What's up with you in the front? Hey, here's you trying to smoke a blunt. Hey. So boy, you know I'm nerve. Got the leather jacket with the weed fur.

Yeah, and my man. Got the motherfucking city transplant. Yeah, you dick. Purple jacket on dressed like a fish witch. Yeah, yeah, I know you get busy. You get busy. Hey, Town, did you ready? Get with me.

Man, hold up, hold up. We got to talk some shit for a minute. Yeah, man, y'all ready to have a party? Hey, Sound? We're in the House of Blues, nigga. Look at all these niggas in here, man. What's going on, bro? I just want to give you a shout out for bed in the front

with the whole gold teeth. It's when that's your lady right there? That's what's up. You have to tighten the jeans up a little bit, though, man. The jeans loose. the soldier boy headband you gotta tighten them up a little bit and you're looking loose loose in the caboose ma'am you are fly as a motherfucker you are you got the oh what's your name beautiful a Leah and are you from Houston you're from St. Louis oh you got them diamonds on you

that oh beautiful cougar lady with the diamond huh you're a Puma That's before Cougar. I mean, that pussy ain't all the way got there yet, but it's on his way. Ooh. That's your daughter right there? Oh, hey, younger version of Mama. If she or Puma, you are goddamn... I don't know what kind of cat you is.

God damn jaguar. That's why you got the Jaguar print on. That's what it is. Who else we got in here? Man. We got my man in here right here. What's up, G? That's your lady right there?

Not yet. You working on it? Well, you brought her to the right place. If she don't let you fuck out to this, don't this over with. You didn't bought her to the 85 South Show. She don't get you no pussy. She just wanted to come to see us and she's using your name. Hired by 2019 going.

Y'all having a good 2019 so far? Shit. They got that government shut down. Y'all niggas ain't got your taxes back. You came and planned your vacation and not. Now. All these niggas, the, the government shut down is fucking up relationships. Niggas ain't taking care of their kids like they're usually doing January, because you don't

know when the W-2 is coming back, nigga. Now you're just letting her be over there by herself like you usually would around June when the money run out. Shit is crazy, man. But we got a good time in here tonight, man. We're going to have a party. We got a little bit, you know, white people run this building, so we got to make sure we're right on time. The motherfucker's in the back.

Hey, Chico, you're ready to go out? Don't you ready to go out, bro? Yes, white man. God damn, we good. But tonight is dedicated to you, Ms. Puma. Matter of fact, bang. Give me something nice and slow so I can sing to Miss Puma.

You know, sometimes these young girls just be taking us on missions we don't want to go on. Sometimes you just want to come home and see a nice light-skinned lady in a nightgown down to her ankles smell meatloaf cooking in the oven golden girls playing on the TV talk to you with that old lady that Puma that Puma swag just walking the door and hit you with this right here young man won't you come

Give me some of that young, me, young man. I'm going to make sure that you never have to use your hand. You will never want to fuck with a young girl again. Tell you how she do you, fellas. Tell you how you do you. She going to let you walk in and feel mannish. Ask you if you want a turkey ham sandwich. Take your upstairs into.

the room. Before she do, she grabbed the broom and sweep the steps because she makes sure her house real clean. She don't like to wear fashion over jeans. She'd like to go to Antenella. And I'm trying to tell you, when you hit it, she'd be like, ooh, yeah, young man. Oh, yeah, young man. When you hit it, she'd be like, oh, yeah, young man. Put that penis deep inside me, you got me going, ooh-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-to-do-bo-bo-to-do. Say you got me going, ooh-bo-bo-bo-bo-poo-poo-poo-poh. Hey, I just want to know if you want to go somewhere to the stove. I will buy your groceries, I will buy your groceries and take out your trash.

trash. If you just let me hit that pull my ass, pull my ass, I will buy your groceries and take out your trash. If you let me hit that pull my ass, pull my ass, I will buy your grocery reason, take out your trash. I say, I'm about to bring my partner on stage, and everybody in here know his name. If you got a phone, you've seen him get it on. And I'm about to grab so he can bring it on to the stage. In H-Town, yeah, it's going down. You're all Already know my young nigger got the clown. He's from the west side. Always getting high.

Used to make some noise for D.C. Young. Fla! Who you talking about? Put that pussy all over my mouth Oh, put that pussy on my mouth Oh, these cats just came from your house This one came from your sister house Huh?

Huh? Hey. All right. Y'all niggins know the keys. Shit. I thought these niggins we're going to keep going. Here's the water! This nigga here got a mouth full of gold.

Oh my god, niggas, I see your gold. Stupid, huh? That nigger with gold is all we want to show. I know. Damn. Auntie, where you're from, baby? St. Louis. Fuck you down here for?

What are you down here for? You don't murder the nigga. I know what going on. What you do for a living? You're a nurse. Look out of the bitches who go into school to be a nurse. I'm on my way. I just got my scratches.

Ah! Y'all bitch is still a goddamn freshman, bitch. This is a bitch who graduated. bitch who graduated. You down here as a nurse? Oh, you're in Dallas as a nurse? Oh, okay. That's your friend right now. That's your daughter. That's your daughter. I can tell you, y'all, look like.

What you do, daughter? You're a doctor. You're who? PCT. Bitch, what the fuck is that? A, B, C, E, E, G, bitch. What is it? What is the PCT? A personal care technician.

person, a care technician. I didn't know that was technical. You taking care of somebody is technical? How you technician somebody's health, bitch? What is a PCT? You gotta break that down. I do comedy, bitch. Like, I used to sell drugs, so I don't know what the fuck you do.

So you wake up and go to work every morning. Oh, health care. Home health care. So the bitch work at the house. So you're an operable. So you're operating. This bitch is an emergency operator. This bitch is an emergency operator.

What's our people in the back back? Y'all really car. I ain't looking at. Let me put a roller coaster lights on y'all line. Say chief. Aucle. Let me see who we got right there. Nick on the rail.

What you do for a living, nigger? You're a supervisor. A what, nigger. You can be the supervisor of what? be the supervisor of Waterbergh, a stupid-ass boy that's fucking. Hey, why y'all don't sell the honey butter biscuits all day?

Those bitch would be bustling, you know? I'd be like, y'all be putting too much honey on them, bitchy sometimes. You got to put too much honey. I'm like you. I know it's honey on here, nigga. It's real honey. Damn.

Shout to everybody that's on lean. Don't really know what a nigga saying right now. Y'all nigga be geeking up about that stupid-ass shit. Who else we got it in more? He said some skinny jeans ain't for you. I wore so I can show your bitch my dick pratt, bitch. Fuck you me.

These bitch is always trying to outman the nigger. Bitch, fuck you. Your dick ain't real, bitch. Fuck right with you. I'm gonna come in there and kick that shit. Fuck on you stupid that. Shit gonna hit in the chip. Hey, I got my best friend she gave, nigga.

I know how all the little thing that ain't looked, then, fuck wrong with you. Let me tell her, bitch, you gotta put that up, bitch. I know him your home bubba, bitch, this shit ain't cool. What's your name, little shopper, shopper? You said something now, bitch. Now, come on, we're gonna be friend now. Come on, be the man that you tried to be, bitch.

Now, bitch. Swine-ho, swine-ho. Swine-ho, for a... I'm just playing. Don't call nobody on me. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Really? You can't say nobody. They have, man. They'll pull up with our type of dicing they have.

They have. I'm like, I'm playing. I want to start with those shoes, D.C. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I got you, player. What you say, baby? Here's some pussy talking to me. What you say?

You love me? I love you too. Ooh, get up. Let me see. Now, I'll sit down. I'm sitting out. That bitch shaped like the candy lady, Don't give me some chewers on something, bitch, for all right.

I just play it. I love you too, baby. I'll tear that ass up at 4 o'clock in the morning. Stop playing. What you say? Oh, you got some fucking kid here then? bitch. I take all that shit. Who ain't your thong?

Bitch, you got a suspender thong? Spitz thong connected to her pants. Get it to me, baby. What this is right here? Okay, that's a small. Bit giving out there by the shirts. Who this for? Oh, this for me?

Okay, well, thank you. Damn, how many people you brought it for? Me, Chico, and Calo? Thank you, baby. What's your sex ass? What's your sex ass? What they say? You know, we support black businesses. I don't know if you bought it like this or have you made it, bitch. If you made it, go by this shit out the middle of them all.

Age town, what they say? Fuck, you mean, ooh, you better sit down if I put this dick on your forehead, bitch. How old are you here? 33. No, that puss ain't been played with in three months. The old bitch is getting pussy. They get dick every four months. I love you.

do for a living. You're waiting to say, aha. They did the burgers, international hopper burgers. That's the stupidest shit ever. They just tried some new shit. You know it was some stupid shit. Oh, okay. Do anybody even buy burgers from that motherfucker? They do?

Who? White people? How long have you been working at IHop? 12, yeah, god damn. You ain't the supervisor? Can you have this bitch put out of application? This miss been passing out pancake for two years. You need to go on strike like this is a government job.

Fuck that. Have you seen somebody get promoted before you? Miss Twan years, I'm supposed to own me an eye hubbiz. You still a waitress, eat, and a cook? It ain't worth it. It's where, yeah, bitch, you're thinking of something. I would have turned into somebody in that motherfucker. What color is the manager shirt?

Bitch, you need to go make up a color and act like you the manager. Go back in that motherfucker. Maybe they'll up your pay. Ain't that right, PCT? What you do for a living, OG? Don't look at your girl like she got the answers, nigga. Yo, the nigga, what you do for a living?

He's time, oh, shit. Yeah, it's your turn, stupid ad, boy. You front row. You said a life insurance. Too! How you say a life insured, nigga? How do you say a life insurance? You go do-to-dote?

Y'all got meetings? Like real tall, like say four if I came in your establishment. Bing, dog. Y'all want to get some life insurance, a dick, how I do? I'm a customer, nigg, don't get scared, I'm a customer. Now you're making me nervous. I'm going to think you're taking my money. Let's do this again.

Ding dong. Hey, I want to get to life and shirt, look how I do it. Hey, it's a whole process. That's how you tell me it's a whole process so niggas just can't come in there and get life and shirt. Somebody in here, I know for it fast. 75% of the niggas in here ain't got life of sureers, nigga. I'm trying to help you get... You don't stay around here.

Where are you from? Mississippi. Who else ain't from then this motherfucker? So y'all just traveling and came to see the show? Oh, well, in that case then, guess what? The next motherfucker I'm going to bring up is from Mississippi then. Since y'all out of town is what to do it like that, y'all keep this shit going there.

Keep this cigar for my nether Carl Lowe Smiller We want to be a Foller, shot caller Only in play Only a baller Caller in legs and I Switch the road like that's way

But I hit the highway Making money to flyway But it's got to be a bed In a world Bail away Big ball and smashing, make it my head. Smoking big killer getting high. Get my head.

Big ball and smash. Make it for ends. Smoking big killer getting... Turn it on, turn it on, please. That shit so hard. I wanted the nigga on the hook to come out with an album. That nigga was singing this. Wallabell ballon.

I heard the highway. That's the last shit you want to do in here. shit you want to do in Houston. Fuck around and miss your goddamn exit. You got to drive to Dallas and turn around. And the sign, no, you miss your exit. That bitch will tell you, next ed's it, 7.9 miles. What the fuck going on in Texas?

Y'all are sting as hell out here. Charge your niggas to ride on the interstate. You don't fuck around and get caught up in traffic. They can't get over fast enough. Now you owe the state of Texas $31. I don't know who the fuck they're going to send my ticket to I'm in a rental car

fuck that shit we're in here tonight shout out to all the niggins at the top in VIP sitting next to white women I see you I don't know how niggas do that fucking white women

it'd be all good till the police boy you'll go right to her side ma'am are you okay like oh shit you don't know if this bitch kidnapped me or not What a single lady's at tonight? Are y'all the ones with these hats?

I thought y'all was just wearing hats tonight. What happened? Somebody passed? You bet you left for viewing. Come on, let's go down to this show. They're gone now. Ain't nothing we can do. What y'all do? You just wear hats and shit?

You look expensive. real diamonds, but just, you know, bitch, that shouldn't be worth. $18 million if those real damners. She might be, I don't know. You sing? I'll take a chance on it. My expectation, low. I just want, bitch, you can stay wet with the fan on.

I don't give a fuck. I'm so sick of these women blaming Dracucci on us. You've been with this pussy all day. Why it don't get wet? I know your pussy terrible. in the shower. This is stupid. Oh, that's too rough. Let me stop. I didn't know. I thought we were in Houston, Texas.

My bad. Go ahead. I'm not going to listen to a nigger sitting by himself. Was that you? Where your people at, bro? You're good? You're itching and shit? You all right? Nobody wants to sit by an itching-in-ha-n-n-knit. I'm just fucking with you. I'm glad you came, bro. We can't pull all these holes. Somebody here like you.

Say what's up with that Impala, Colos? Say what? What's up with that Impala? This nigga just trying to buy my car at the shoot. Man, there's some hood-ass shit, bro. Man, what's up with that Chevy, man? Sell me that motherfucker. I see you working this shit.

Ha-ha, but what's on with it? You got the title with you? God damn. You got money like that? You got money like that? Which one you want? You know I got three of them, bitchy. I'm not stung.

I'm just letting that niggins know I do have three of them. Money talk. What shit, won't? I know what they sell them at. If you want mine, I sell it to you. But it's a little tax on it because it's mine. It works on now. I like this audience.

Well, look at these cool-y-haired niggins in here laughing late. I see the high motherfuckers in here laughing like, huh, eh, ha. I fought with a little boy there. White, do you look uncomfortable as fuck, you all right? Who you are with? You know the people sitting next to you?

You don't know the other one? That's why you're nervous. He's cool. Big nigga, disrespect. He got his elbow in your chest, my name. Hey, get up off that little white boy like that. He can't tell you, my nigga. I don't know what you gonna do.

Niggie, you bad building hell, boy. Big at the top, shoulder, half, man. That nigga walked like one of them auntie. Speaking of the auntie, is the older ladies in here tonight? Older, I'm talking about 50. Your kids grown. You got great hair on your pussy.

Say what, ma'am? What? Your kids sleep? How late can you be out? Huh? You good? Well, why would you interrupt my fucking solicit? See, that's why niggins don't have nothing.

Bitches just jump up in the wrong time. I would fuck, but no, my kid's sleep. That's stupid. That's a terrible reason not to get me some bullshit. You fuck worse than me. This is my show. You know that, right? You see me at work. I'm work fucking. I'm employed.

This dick come with benefits. I'm a grown man. I'm 35. I'd be fucking bitches fixing their bathroom. Get your brakes fixed. Get their check engine light off. All change. Get them kids in bed by 8.30. They need a male figure in that house. Go to bed. That scared the fuck out of. See, look at the women. Oh, he's a good daddy. You see that? Bitch, pussy jumped. You saw the clip. The clip jump.

Look, she had to fix her head. Oh, Lord, this is a real man. I thought he was up there playing. He is a father. That is somebody's daddy. Fellas, you ain't shit if you fucking on them kids' mama, you won't take that little boy with you to the barbershop. I'm just going to go tell you, it's 2009.

Don't shake your head. You could have been, took him with your gold teeth. Success-wa-ass nigger. Got three different haircuts. Got a phase, some shit on the side, and a Mohawk. Take that little boy with you. Hey man I feel you it ain't do kids is they mama that's hard to deal with you ever want to just switch baby mommas you'll be fucking another nigger baby mama like damn oh I wish I

would have nutting in you first that was a joke for real niggins I thought y'all was in here you scared to laugh because you with your new bitch I get it she don't know the real you come Come on, bro. Stop faking this shit. Tell me, you don't get mad at your side bitch because she asked you to eat her pussy? Like, man, why I'm in a relationship? You think I'd

disrespect my lady out here just eating pussy like this? Fuck the niggas who laughing silently. Y'all ain't shit. That's why they don't respect. That does no goddamn mother. See, that's why they make me go laugh. I talk to most shit.

How you know? But how you know you love me? But how you know? Like, what made you think I love this name? How you know? You love me? What's your name? Samantha.

You like me? Because if I could have a little haircut, I believe you like bitches too. You like nicks for real? How fuck you, Miss L.A.? How good? She got on Adidas like she ready to hit it. Can I work it?

Let me work it. I pull the pants down, flippant and reverse it. And scared me, me. I'm just playing some mouth. I like you too. Thank you for the love. I don't know at what point we fell in. love. But now that I know that you love me, I have a respect for you because I know you

like real niggas who eat pussy with the light on. Ladies, don't give up on us yet. It's 2019. The shit that made a full circus. Real niggas is back out here. A lot of niggas that got out of jail, quit eating meat. Niggas is out here drinking water, being good fathers and shit, running community programs and shit. And we deserve some extra pussy. See, I quiet it got because that ain't no joke niggas want that no they don't if you out here eating pussy with your ass in the air

you don't deserve none lay down that is some freak see that's the type of shit that's pushing these women to be extra freaky and didn't nobody asked for that shit one girl gonna reach under my legs or over my thighs and scoop me down don't fucking scoop me down

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I'm going to be out here scooting niggas down. I'm somebody's father. Respect me. We're in here tonight, bro. We're about to turn up. This is the 85 South Shore. If you don't know who this podcast is for, nigger, I'm about to tell you. This podcast right here is for niggas who got an old Chevy in their backyard with a dog chained to their motherfucker.

Dog ain't never been in the house before. This podcast is for real niggas. We keep up with time in a different fashion. Niggas don't know how to keep up with days and months. We keep up with time like, nigg, I had got out an old cell. I remember when we were staying down the street, then my brother got killed in 09, so shit, it was about 010. Yeah

This podcast right here is for ladies Who got a bunch of medicine in the cabinet Niggins don't know what you want We don't know if this bitch crazy Or just got a yeast infection It's probably both It's probably both Because the antidepressants be given of the yeast infection

You see how that shit ram? It's got to be true This scientific this podcast right here for all the ladies who hold that titty while you suck it because she care about a nigga this podcast for real niggas who don't never get butt-necked you just leave your shirt on be niggins from the waist down with a condom and some socks on because you don't trust nobody real niggins ain't getting butt-naked for nothing really we look at

and see who in the house before we get in the shower. Fuck that goofy shit. Can't trust nothing out here. Much love to all the ladies that's out here giving niggins consent. That went over y'all here. Ain't nothing like some good consent. Send a titty to my phone. Send a titty to my phone.

To all the ladies who're scared to send a picture of that person because it don't look right, send it anyway. Send it anyway. Give a fuck. Real nigger podcast. For all the people who ain't never had shit, but you got a little bit now. Yeah. Chico B.

D.C. Young Black. Yeah. This is the 8th Vice South Show. Yes indeed, boy. This is the 8th of South Show. Eight times. Send them tities to my phone. Say what?

I send them tities to my phone. I say what? I say what? Hey, I send them tities to my phone. But what you're saying? Send them to my phone. Okay, okay. Send them fucking tities, bitch.

Send them fucking tities, bitch. I say what? Send no fucking titty bitch Don't call that bitch My bad My brother See no fucking titty bitch My phone

See no fucking titty bitch bitch Okay okay okay Okay My phone See no fucking titty bitch My brother

My brother My brother's sister ma'am sir What you call her My brother ma'am sister ma'am sir My brother ma'am, sister, ma'am, sir. My brother, ma'am,

sister, ma'am, sir. She got some teeth, she can send. She let somebody see them once. Let me see them again. She used to like niggas back in the day. I want to see a titty picture just to tell the titty. Hey, I send them titty to my phone. And when I come over, I'm hitting it with my socks on.

I hear it from the back, then hit it from the side. Fellas, don't you hate when your fucking socks slide? You hit it from the bag, then your sock come out, but you hear it from the other side so your dick won't get tough, because you're a real nigger. You got a hitter with that meat, then flip her ass over and make a squirt all over the sheep. Put her all over the sheets. Yeah, like a player, like Milo said, don't eat with you with your ass in the air. Uh-uh. Don't do that.

That's nasty. That's too freaky. That's some shit you'll see in U.S. Weekly. Yeah, the 8.5 self-show, a podcast with niggas who feed their dogs real food. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. One more time for the one time. One more time for the age time.

Yeah. Man, play a fuck out there trumpet. You ever seen a real nigger play a trumpets? He bought that trumpet at the bar shop. He bought that trumpet at the car shop. Okay. Hey. Yeah.

Okay. You see what happened when you let a nigger play in the children. D.C. Show him how to play. that shit, bro. See them how to play that shit. Y'all show them how to play that shit, D.C. Show them how to play that shit, D.C.

I'm with you here. Show them how to play that shit, DC. You got to show them how to play that shit, DC. You got to show them how to play that shit, DC. I told you show them how to play. You got to show them how to play. Yeah. Hold up, hold up, we ain't forgot about my man in the back, hey.

Hit her with the tuba, hit her with some tuba, Jack. Hit her with some tuba, hit her with some tuba. Hey, she said she like it big, so I hit her with that tuba. This shit made me feel like big pokey, nigger. Oh, say we're in the H-time And it's been to go down Hey I said we're in the H-time

And it's in the go down Put it on the grind If you like to hear the side The big, pretty girl You know she got the girl I come through a big dig And ride the whole world Oh, never gonna stop with the flow

This is that H-town This how diggers go And you already know that I'm out here to sleep, yeah, my name is Chico Bean, I'm known to keep it clean. Hey, hey. To go die. Okay. All over time.

Okay. Sound like a rooble. When I hop in her pussy up, it sounds like the tuba. Come on. I only want the tub to play. Are y'all playing on the CD? Oh, look, wait a minute, y'all niggas stop playing. Everybody stop, everybody stop.

Who the fuck is that? Wait a minute. Oh, damn. These nigger got somebody else playing. These ain't even these niggas. They've been lying. I knew I heard something. I was like, hold up.

Don't think I can too much, that ain't you. Hold up, we're going to see if this really is. Your shit is you recorded. All right, time out. Play this. Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo. It's not them, Chico! One row time, play it.

Bo, whoa, whoa, whoa, bo, whoa, bo, whoa. All right here. Play, ha, ha, ha, ha. The drum is not playing it. Uh-uh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. Are you? She's gonna try to fix it. I know he tried to.

He tried to fix it. Okay. One more time. This nigga is a genius. Oh, we got him. That was an elephant. Yeah. think that took us to the zoo

ooh look at that ain't that about a bitch hey man we're at ace now y'all I guess they got to stop tell the person who in the back play the CD

hey hit stop on the CD nigga who can't see us in the curtain stop yeah the white man had to hit stop in the back he's like oh my job there we go let me make sure I press this button These things.

Yeah, we're at Aestown, man. I heard you talk about the trafficking and shit down here. You got to drive your car like Dremes Hard and going to the lane. I love Ahtown. Nigger. The script clubs.

You're going to do that in the strip club? Man, what? All the type of bitches being a bitchs with a hip replacement, everything. Fat ass, bitch with a hip replacement, we got a fat ass, though. Only on one side. That other side a little bit smaller.

That's how she comes to the... Her replacement said would be a little... She made eye contact with the niggins. She's like, you want... Coming to the stage. Give it up. She's moving, bitch. That's me, big.

For big hip. I'm like, damn, I should have looking at this bitch, but. Who ain't here from the south side? Who went here from the north side? Y'all... Jiko, I was just thinking about the stripper with the bad hip. What, what happened? She only dance to hip hop.

You stupid! This nigga is retarded. Ooh, guess what a whole favorite song here? Ball Thuds in Harmony. Oh, I thought it was going to be hip hop, hooray. Yeah. I'll make you want to jump. You stupid.

Yeah, like I said, this Houston shit different. If you live on the south side and the north side, y'all in a long-distance relationship. I don't know how to fuck. That shit. When we remember we came the first time I came to Houston, me and Los was in Friday. days, right? And the girl was like,

we're having a going-in-away party for my home girl. I said, where she's moving to? She was like the north side. I was like, bitch, y'all having a going to way party for a nigga moving to the same side of town? They ain't going to never see her again. That shit an hour away. And I salute to Mont Luther King, too, on the day, man.

We love Martin Luther King. This-niggas went through a lot of shit back in the day, get hitting the hair with rocks, all that shit. I think he might be a little disappointed in niggas now, though. Why? I don't think he'll be disappointed. I think he might be a little, I think A little bit. I think that I have a dream speech

will have to have a different message now. Nigger, if he had the reunion today, he'd be proud. You think so? Man, niggas gonna take their white women out there and be like, listen to them. Right now, bitch. You better not move.

Gonna be all type of little mixed kids playing football out there. See, that I do do. I do fuck a white bitch in my ancestors' name. You would? Just because they wouldn't make it. I ain't doing this shit for me. I'm doing it for them.

Oh. Just because they wouldn't let you. Because they couldn't hit it. I'm going to hit it. Shit. Reparation. That's that reparation pussy, too. Yeah.

That's all we're going to get is some pussy, too, because they ain't giving us that land. They damn show, ain't they trying to steal everything. Shout out to everybody who worked for the government who ain't been getting paid. They're ready to kill something right down now. That's why you're sitting by yourself. You don't want nobody by you. I knew it.

What federal government agency you work for? You are 18 wheel of driver for the government? You're 18 wheel of driver. You're an 18 wheel of driver? I ain't never known about the car. He might not be able to tell you about that shit. I'm an 18 wheeler. Oh, look, the nigger job description is I'm an 18 wheeler driver.

Yeah, that's a nigga that's delivering the dope all over America right there. Yeah, I just drive the truck. What you're driving the truck? The truck, nigger. Where you going? Shit, the other 18 wheeler drive. That shit was too specific. How you going to, hey, are y'all hiring 18 wheel of drivers?

No, I'm not 16, not 12, only. I drive 18 wheels. I don't fuck with that little shit. Got to have two spells. Anything less than 18 is a waste of my goddamn gas money. I'm going to tell you one thing. Don't you hook up nothing less than 18 to my goddamn truck. Hell, I can pull that in my Chevrolet, if that's what you want.

So why you're not getting paid? Ask me next. That nigga said, ask me next. That nigga can't wait, boy. Hey, fuck your shit. Hold on, hold on, okay. He 18, what a driver. I wouldn't know why he mad.

No, that nigga said, ask him next. He do some other shit. I got to know that. Where you at? A nigga in the back like a government job, too. I made podcasts for the government. You make podcasts for the government.

Oh, get your goof ass on. You need to get your ass out of here. Don't be in here doing shit for the government holding your phone. Exactly. That nigga work for TMZ. I make podcasts for the government. That means you fuck with Trump.

We don't need your hair, man. Make America great again. Stupid ass, bud. Fuck wrong. You. It's something about... What you say? That was you...

That thing can't even swallow. Black on... I just want to... Something about this nigger's story. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. That nigg got almost threw up on himself. Black on...

FT podcast. I'm like... Hey, if FTP podcast don't work, my man high and 18 wheeler driver, so come up here and get you a job. Don't bring your ass. up that thinking you're about to drive 12, 14, 16 wheels. 18 and up.

18 and up. Tell them again. You count two. One, two. Oh, wow. Oh, shit now. Hold up. I see one time. Egg alive, boy. Man, you don't need nobody to pay you for 18 wheels. All you got to do is just pull off with your truck and get your money. So why are you mad?

Oh, you just support. Oh, he's talking about, hey, man, shit. I get my truck. Oh, okay. So they ain't got your money. You just pull off with the shit that's in your truck. shit, they're going with me. Hey, that's an all truck driver walk. This is a nigga put a... They got some hard-haired boots on that shit.

He's scratching their leg. Put an A-T. well up in the fifth war. Hey, man, I got a thousand pepsies in this motherfucker. Anybody need some pepsies? Pepsi's, I got pepsies and hot dogs. That government shut down shit real, bro.

I'm at the airport this morning. I get through the other side of the gate. I'm like, bro, you smoke. I got that loud if you're trying to brush down. I put it in your bag for you. I was like, Whid on the T.S. Truck driving on Never Stop moving,

bro. Have you noticed that? They just. Let this thing alone. Y'all, they do. Oh, yeah, you know, I do 18 wheel the drive. He got a big-a-truck sitting outside running right now. Yeah, I got to be to Walmart after this.

Yeah, man. I got to stop at Walmart. I got the flesh cream. Got that big-ass earpiece in at the fast food restaurant. Yeah, let me get a roast beef sandwich. Hello? Yeah, we got the shipping outside. Yeah, it's outside.

With the microphone. With the microphone. My phone like it. You know, look, it's stupid. They don't ever stop. I want to know why these ladies got these hats on there. That shit is perplexing me. That's how they used to dress in the 80s right there.

When the meeting in the ladies' room, be back real soon. You was fucking when that was our wonder, mama, yeah. They ain't even, uh-uh, that's the thing. They're young freaks. You still get here till there's a meeting. Somebody said, ho-ha-ha, that's another old lady up there. Anybody make that noise? She said, ha-ha, that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, y'all. That bitch had a flashback. Oh, hey. That boy going to learn the hard way about eating pussy first. First. Don't do the test? No. What about, without doing the test?

Oh, just going down there and don't think she's going to get you nothing back. Okay. Shit, better tell her she is. Y to eye. You go. Yeah, you go. Yeah, you go. You go with your playful ass.

Go on down with your goof eyes, bitch. I remember what happened the last Tuesday. Y'all motherfuckers having an old sex standoff, niggies. You just, you shoot. You shoot. That motherfucker started getting down. I'm like, look, you're wasting time. Hey, fly.

That's what it looked like when your dick start down. Like, up, nigg, I'm on my way out. You gotta go ahead. You better hurry up. That motherfucker on my time. It's going up. Why not? That's hilarious.

Your dick be more responsible to you. Oh, not this bitch. Not tonight. Uh-uh. You'd be like, man, come on. She'd be like, bro. She gonna play with us. Fuck that.

That'd be the worst. Every fella ain't here that went through that. Your dick not getting hard. Ain't that embarrassing thing? You'd be at a bad from having pep talks with your dick. Come on, man. God damn. What the fuck is you doing?

No pep talk is gonna get that motherfucker right. It ain't. That motherfucker be on his own mission. Nothing. Your dick has made other plans. Look, my family is in town this weekend. I haven't spending time with my nephew. There will be no fucking until at least Saturday and Sunday.

I don't know what's wrong with that motherfucker? It's just would not move. And then you get to an age, digger, you got to hurry. You got to get that condom on like it's a fifth factor challenge. All right, it's hard. Who is on. You better come on. Because if you let that motherfucker sit too long,

your dick going to be like, why are you trying to cover me again? Oh, God. You need to make better decisions. You need to make better decisions. If you have to keep covering me, you need to fuck better women. That's the fucked up part. When you put the condom on right, that mean you ain't getting no pussy. When the condom is on correctly.

What you mean? When you pinch the tip and get the air out and the condom is on your penis like this. Now your dick look like he got in trouble. Hey, man, come on! Ain't on shit. Yeah, real nigg. You put a condom on right. I don't know what the fuck this is about.

But real niggins know that when that my mouth, be like barely hard like flimbing you gotta hold that motherfucker so the blood is staking like bitch you better come on bitch i'm i'm killing myself to fuck you bitch you need to come on bitch the 18 wheeler driving and did that before he like shit i know the squeeze thing look like you trying to tie a balloon at the end you can hold on that god damn gotta hold that bullfuck like oh come on bitch you're fin to get this flimsy dick you keep playing The dick being the bullfook a hole out there. Did dick dancing like Michael Jackson.

Got down there, put his ass in there. Look at the women laughing like they pussy all the time, right. You ever have, you be having to lick on y'all pussy like you rolled in a blunt. Like, ah, baby. Y'all got some dry pusses out there. And they pussy's be dry.

You'm trying to start it like a lama. Pull that motherfucker. Don't let you put that rub on. That motherfucker will be like, Motherfucking need a new string on it. That motherfucker would be so dry. She'd be looking at it too. You're like, nah, I'll bitch it ain't me this time.

Right. This is you. You doesn't, bitch. This shit hurt. This shit hurt. This shit hurt. D.C. Pussy sounds like that nigga

trying to swallow. Your pussy sound like FTP podcast, but you need to go get in the shower. You got that FTP podcast, coogey. The government ain't paying that either. Mm-mm. There's been a lot of shit going on in the world, man. You watch the fight? Yeah.

Damn, man. That's not talk about this shit, man. I know. Make you mad, don't it? No, he asked for. Damn. He asked for it. He asked for. I wanted him to win.

I ain't he see the fight. What happened? I don't know that. Nothing happened. Hey, B, one. You got you making that saying you won, but what happened? I ain't mad at him for that, because you know, if you, if you was in fights before social media, nigger, you won to whoever ain't see that shit. What happened?

I beat that boy. Everybody out there seen, I beat that boy. I control the fight. I hit him all the time's clean. Why your face? Nigger, because I'm allergic to motherfucking air, that's why. Well, did he really win? No, let's say the truth as black people.

My motherfucker's saying no, man. After about the fifth round, the corner didn't know what to tell them. The nigga was just like, bro, do something. All you got to do is go out there and do anything at this point. Try some shit. Look, you got the motherfucking gloves on? Throw them motherfuckers, do them. You remember how you used to fight?

Do that. You'll be a cold-ass corner man, though. I'm yelling all this shit to the TV. Act like you was a corner man. You're a cornerman. We're in a fight. We're in a fight. We're in a fight.

Who fight? You, nigga, yeah, nigga. I'll be the real. Look. You see how that last round went? Yeah. What you were doing? Don't do none of that.

Don't do none of that. You see how he was hitting you in the face? That's because your hands was down. You put him up, he can't do that no more. But look, look. See, that's the shit you need to be doing out there. Don't do that cute shit over here because you know he ain't over here. When you get over there, hit that nigger back.

When he hits you, hit him back. Matter of fact, don't wait on him to hit you. Hit him first. That's the object. Hit him more times than he hit you. Now get your ass out there. Don't, hey, hey, don't do none of that shit you just did. You're going to get your ass.

Knock the fuck out if you do it again. Now go out there and think about yourself. Be who you used to be. Get your ass out. Damn, that's enough water. He ain't doing shit. I'm trying to wake him up. He ain't dead shit.

He ain't dead shit. He ain't dead. I'm trying to wake his ass up because I think he out there dreaming. I'm mad. I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. You think I wanted to see this nigga get his ass

whoop like that? All right, niggas, talk. Like we were just talking about, that's how you react when the pussy don't smell right. Oh. That shit hit you three times.

You just opened this, didn't you? Y'all are some disgusting young men. Ladies know, y'all got to add that thing. in the morning. When you wake up, just puh, at that bitch out. That shit got all that little stanking out. When you've been asleep, bitch, that motherfucker can't wait to get out. That nigger flies a pussy like a mouth in the morning. You got to brush that motherfucker, yeah.

It do. They got a yawn. You got to brush your pussy, man. Brush them pussy, man. Brush them both. If you're a freaking nigger, you haven't went down there on your girl early in the morning trying to be sexy. Woke up with that goddamn. She's like, what wrong with you? Bitch, you stank. Get your ass in a gun.

Got my whole goal bleeding, stupid eye. You eat that last night, pussy. You're gonna be drunk. All goddamn day. That shit how you're drunk. Oh, shit, ain't y'all. Y'all just as crazy as I thought y'all would be. This one of the dober cities in the world, man.

Y'all got some of the... Yeah. This is one of the dobest cities in the world, man. They got some of the finest women. Per campus. I'm gonna say this. Real. I'm talking about real.

Per capita, Houston got the baddest women in the world. I saw a woman, I swear to God, it looked like she had two asses. It was two separate asses. It was like a fat ass on this side and a fat ass on this day. And then y'all be everywhere in Houston. You're fucking around and walking a water burger at three in the morning. You'd be like, bitch, you don't have to be in this motherfucker. Oh, uh-huh.

Bro, I see it. I love you, bitch. I love you. I want to see her. what she is right now oh she gave us these shirts nickel y'all niggas just overlooking look at these beautiful ass jerseys i ain't know that was my shit i don't be touching shit she spelled her name wrong she's been working out of her for 12 years and they don't want to get her no motherfucking raise nickel oh she'll fuck them up if she'd go be the manager at waffer house

where you at where you where you where you which which one you work at 59 in curb if you you're motherfuckers watching this what's your name is don't call a what's your name what's your name Who? He called everybody Auntie. Trying to catch him. Angelique. Angie.

59 at Kirby. If you see Angie this motherfucker been working at 12 years, get that motherfucker raised. Fuck wrong with child. Right.

For real. And she's talented, too. You can tell she from Houston from these shirts. Look, this is what she made with child money, at that damn aha. Them the shirts

they had on in the still tipping video right here. You're trying to get a shot, bitch. Tell them. Thank you. Them are still tipping on four four.

church right there. We should all just pull up on a one day. Just have that bit swole. That motherfuckin' nice, too good, material. What's up, fool? Man, how the hell you get over here, nigga? How many of you niggas is it?

This nigga, FTP is everywhere. This nigh is real-life spam. He just pop up. Hey, it's me. Who? FTV. What's on, LTP? You good?

Hey, hey, black on. Black-on. business it does I figured that nigga out this why we don't trust him he got their voice that voice of a nigga that's all way line black on business man I'm telling you all you got to do it give me the 200 I'm gonna turn it into 2000 you know what I'm saying follow me back black on business I'm gonna put the money in your

account then you put it back in my account yeah yeah when by the time it's back in your account you got six seven thousand you yeah and you gotta take that out and give me $7,000. Off for $2.00. Hey, bro. And then, after I made the $7,000, my man drive 18-wheeler's, right? Yeah. No, let me tell him that part. My boy, he driving the 18-wheeler, not 14, not 12, 18-wheeler. Look, he got a plug. His girl been working at the A-Haw for 12 years. We'll sell them bitches out of all. What? Panket mid, bro.

Hell yeah. L-TB. They're real shit. 18-wheeler full of pancake mitt, bro. All that for $200? The MTB, we know what that stand for? Fuck that bullshit, boy. This real niggil shit. I'm gonna call you tomorrow when I get that 200. But bring me, bring me two hauling.

Why? What help me? Why? LTV business. Black on. You know we fuck business. Yeah, yeah. We know we on some bullshit.

Yeah, yeah. You're talking about LTP. LTV? Black on. Podcast, multi-media. You can't play space with that nigger right. He'll tell. Irony.

When? Win. When? What are you for, L-TB? That nays an awful Florida. The lady right there said, Oh, fuck. Oh, God.

All these crazy fuckers, the craziest motherfuckers come out of Florida, nigger. Florida motherfuckers is crazy. I'm going to Florida, man. That's a crazy motherfucker. For real. Florida still got the record. A motherfuckerfug got his face.

off in Florida. Yeah. Why? By Alabama? Bad sats. No, by the nigger on the bath sauce. Oh, nigger turned it to a zombie? Yes. Damn, that shit is real.

True story. It was a nigga in Florida that told his neighbors he was going to kill him with kindness and came out with a machete. He named kindness. True story. Killing with kindness and the machete was named kindness. Florida. Shot that nigga dead in his face. Yeah, buddy.

MPB, bro. FTV. Now you're on, now you work for the news. Yeah, this nigga hide it. I ain't a motherfucker. Nick went from a podcast to the news. He's going to be working for the bank when you get over here. But you know the fucked up part about it?

That might be all the shit that we need to hear is black people over there. He's like, bro, I'm telling you. I got the information at MTV News. Financial freedom, literature, education. Equality. I fix credit. I do all this shit. Fuck with me.

What is it? MTP news. Black on business. Relax, fam. We're going to visit the shit. We're going. We going. That nigga got one arm in his shirt.

That niggas is crazy. Leave him alone. You better say, man. Shut out. There's a lot of Houston niggas in here, man. And they don't even know you talk when they just hear some shit. They're like, man, something is going on on this side of the road. There's a mosquito.

A lot of nudes got PTSD stuff yelling. What you say? Man, I want you to take them boots off. Stupid-ass, boy, I fuck wrong with you. you, you ain't driving. I told you all truck drivers got cowboys. Take it all one time. Come take it off.

Give it a boot. Then I said that. All truck driver got cowboy boots. This nigga. You got to know when to hold them. Know when to hold them. Hey. No when to walk away.

Know where to run. You never count your money. When you're sitting on the table. You're stupid. There's a snake in my boot. That nigga got that terrible. There's a snake in my boot. But you wear these motherfucker

bad feet too, boy, they wet. The soda came up out no motherfucker. The tall like that. This nigga got the original Buffalo soldier boot right here. Hey, bruh. Get a man his boot back, bro. That's the first head coach boots right here, but if you don't get your stupid eyes on,

that's some deacon boots. Got the keys to the church boots. What's the page? What's the page? A lower makeup what? A lira, how you spell that? Took my pants in my boot pants for Roos. A L-L-U-R-E, a lure makeup artist, man.

Y'all mess with that. Who that is? You know how many makeup pages is in this fucking room? How minute? Who makeup page? That's yours? Oh, that's your wife at? In your truck.

She's driving the truck around the shirt. Take a recorder. I'm gonna keep this bit running. Go ahead. Hey, you know he'd be at the house and fucking with them boots on. Come on, baby. It's time to get it in. I got everything on.

You ain't a real nigga if you don't. Got to put that spit shine, yeah, yeah. Got a sing a church to him on those motherfucking boots. Little Lasham. You need to go to church with your stupid ass. You need to be baptized. That need to get baptized. He thinks he drowned.

A stupid-ass dude. You need to try to drum. It's part of it. Stupid everybody. They did not. I had question for y'all, Houston. What is? Who the greatest rapper ever out of Houston?

Scarface. You got to say Scarface. You got to say same. You got to say same. Face. Captain Planet looking at it. Captain Planet, he's a hero. Fake.

Gonna make it down to zero. Hey, man. I don't know who the greatest is, but it's been some legendary shit came out. And I got it. they give it to face, because face got one of the dopeest styles ever. You know what I mean? You all, exactly. Never seen a man cry until I see the man die. You already know it never lasts. We had to show, but we keep

hearing from the nigga FTP podcast. I wonder why this nigga keep on talking. I won't be shut the fuck up because we about to make him keep on walking. I got a pistol and I'm known to shoot. Shoot it. I got a nigga in the front row and you wear in the white man boots. That nigga is a legend. Hey, man, some of the coldest shit ever came out of Houston, though it was that. I make big money.

I drive big cars. Everybody know me. It's like I'm a movie star, but late at night. Something ain't right. It's like I'm getting trailed by the same sucker's head like, isn't the fool that I ran off the block? Or isn't that nigger last week that I shot? Or is it the one?

I'd be for $5,000. Thought he head came, but it was cold metal flower. Reach under the seat and grab the pistol for the suckers. They ain't don't drink to be lying. I was scared of a motherfucker. Motherfucker. Made a lip with the Popeyes and bailed out quick. And if it's going down, let's get it over with.

And here they come, just like I figured. I got my hand on the motherfucking trigger. But what I saw, make your ass start giggling. Three black crippling crazy, sing your citizen. I live by the swore. I take my boys everywhere I go because I'm paranoid. I keep looking over my shoulder. Looking around corners.

My mind's playing tricks on me. Now that shit? Yeah. Do that whole shit. That's what you're going to do? I wanted to hear it anyway. And you know the next verse, this year, Halloween fell on the weekend. Me and ghetto boys trick-a-tree and robbing little kids for bags.

Until I don't make up behind our ass. And so it speeded up the pace. I took a look back, and he was right before my face. And he was in for a swabbing, no doubt. And so I swung and hit the nigger in his mouth. Hey, turn it off. pay them if we keep playing the rest. It's too much.

Shout out to the girls. Look at all the 90s, baby. Man, I want to hear that shit. Look at the nigga than that. You want to hear some of ire shit. What you like? Man, you're so many of that shit. That's what I'm going to hear of that.

Slow about it. Slow. I said we're holding in my trunk. They hate it. Fuck, I ain't never been a punk. I blow on skunk. I blow won't doja. Military-minded, I'm a motherfucking soldier.

Come up. the streets of the bids wafo not no bitch you see i still ain't a hole let niggins know every white boy you just said that i've seen you i see you he said nigger y'all talk down i don't know he said i read your lips i read your motherfucking looks and niggins on my side ready to ride ready to do another homicide nigger old glory just like robin o'ry look at all the nigger they look at him now I can't final league bitch is about one about peace nigger like me I'm about not

my teeth yeah oh lucia grill a nigger come and die out in a coop de ville look at real though look at it white boy he do not know the words uh he said bob bro you can do that shit all day where houston hits hell yeah all day y'all got some young niggas that's turning it up too niggins sauce walker one of my favorite rappers ever i love that thing Take him downtown DJ. Tico P. I love that. That nigga say anything.

Yeah, we're in the house of blues. I can win. I never lose. Nigger got on white shoes. And I'm never going to bruise. Okay. I'm like, nigger. I love that nigga, man.

I love that nigga. I'm like, I fuck with that nigger. That nigger throw it off. Right down in the drop. And you know I get the top. Oh, me. On the blog.

Yes, you're working out hard. Owee. Be like, yes. Then after that, he'd be like, niggas already know how rocking, well, that fuck wrong with you drip cut, sauce cut. Away! Like, yeah, that dick is crazy, man. Leave that nigga a lot.

Hey, I fuck with sauce walking. That nigger said, I was legit in the county, y'all. Whooping niggas for a piece of a brownie. I was like, God damn. That's a hard nigga. He'll fight for just a little piece of a brownie. And was whooping niggas for a piece? Real nitty.

Just like a corner piece. Y'all still for with Mike Jones? Mike Jones. I guess they do shit. Yeah. That was on point. They said who. They knew exactly who to say.

Mike Jones, who? God damn. Did you actually call the number? That man, Mike Jones is a legend. He the only nigga in America that everybody know his phone number by heart. I called that shit too. It was not him. He picked up.

He was like, hello. I'm like, I'm like, fuck, nigger, this ain't you. You fuck around and be in jail. That's the only number you know, nigger. 2-8-0-0-0-0. Zero, four, Nick. Right John's about to blow. Why would you tell a nigga to hit you up

because you about to blow? Hit me up, by, about to blow, by. That's the wrong time. Call me now, nigga, you're trying to get in. And you white in Houston, you got somebody to represent you. Paul Wall is a legend, man. Hell yeah, boy.

That's a real nigger. My nigga said, hell yeah, nigga. Hey, nigger, hey. That nigga got to Rex, man. He don't know. That nigga waiting for every quiet, man. for every quiet moment. That nigga ain't as dumb as you think he

are. Think he is. I just, I love, you ain't here what the fuck. I said. I said that nigga ain't as dumb as you think he are. That shit's got to Robbo. Come over here, Carlos. Blind, bird box. He's making me stupid. Yeah. I drink ketchup with the water in it.

That's why that Nick keep trying to make eye contact. That's why you keep calling me because he knows my attention span shorter than y'all. Leave me to fuck alone, stupid person. See how they dumb shit jump on you? What'd you say? Tell them, pull up with the K, fuck you read! That's a real music fan right there.

No, don't pull up with the K. You're like a nice, hardworking people, bro. That's the last shit we want to. Just pull up with the weed. That ain't be good. We good. Yeah, this ain't the... I know that was my song, nigga.

I told him you was a real music fan, stupid a stupid ad to see this shit started a robot oh close your eye bro yeah close your eyes bird box bird box everybody going to catch the FTP close it bird box burr box cover your eyes cover your eyes and you're going to get FTP you're going to get the bird box god shit that shit doesn't hit that nigger quick D.C. Kee, okay. Bird box. Cover your eyes nigger you're going to around and had a bird box crazy catch that FTP no leave me a long oh my god damn I'm trying to make y'all look at Houston life man we don't know that nigger mine y'all know that nigger man hey Florida Florida get your phone hey you need to start collecting

knee nigger and put them in your truck need that niggins start using the 18 wheeling for some good use me white boy got to stay yeah white what cool just don't say the end word with your lips no money what happened this a regular switch damn how you know he got something in his back pocket you the police hey hey hey hey guy uh hey buddy you will be moving way too fast regular regular don't answer that we don't know what the fuck he can do with that answer that's don't tell him shit i'm scared in the guy like he worried for the police He said, I got a regular switch. No, not that one, buddy.

The one in your back pocket. This nigga is close. I'm going to need you to step outside the stage for me. Oh, no about that one. The girlfriend ain't going to get mad at you. You better stop. That's a girlfriend. Shout out to all the ladies in here that light latest.

What you say? Y'all better wear rubbers too. I need a bigger blunt. Look at all the people who are all we're trying to tell the nigga how to smoke. You ain't put shit in that damn blood, bitch. You need a bigger blood. We'll put some more weed in it there, Ben. D.C.

That's how much weed I need for my mind, bitch. D.C. I don't need to be getting high. I know how high I need to get. Right here. Shit. This nigger is stupid. He says, shout out to all the ladies in here who like ladies.

Y'all need to wear condoms too. But ain't no point of y'all wearing the condom because the dick already rubber. Y'all going to catch that one. It's the principal. Bitch, what's in here? It's all about the possible. This shit is hard. This ain't no dope, miss.

Oh, it's a lighter in here. Oh, I thought this was a... Oh, I know that pussy. I thought it was a three-five of some hard. See the little cute titty she got? Them pet pussy is good. Bitch that gave me a slap. I feel about $150 in this one.

God damn. That's that great drop right there. She got a lighter in the switcher pack. Cool guy. Got all the materials in one packet. Roll that up for me. It's putting it right. Don't open it.

I bet you, man. You said that's the thing you said it looked like clapping plan. Black and planet? Yeah. Like you got that haircut like you marched in the civil rights movement. You got that, my brothers. Please come on in here, my brothers. You got that goddamn high top fade, boy.

I'm talking about high top. Figity fade. What kind you want? Civil rights fade. What part in Mississippi are you from? I knew you from down there. You see that foe? He's from the country.

He looked like it. Yeah, he got that pro. I can tell about that trench coat shirt. That's a trench coat. That's a shirt. Trench coat with a shirt collar. It's a trench coat shirt. Only Mississippi, nigga, get that creative.

If I just wear the coat, the little bit of coat, I ain't got to wear no shirt because the coat is the shirt. No, bitch, it's a shirt coat, it's a coat shirt. It's a shirt, but it's going to be my coat, too. So it's a shirt. So it's a shirt. It's a shirt. It's a Kurt shirt.

It's a Kurt shirt. It's a coat and the shirt. It's a new shit. It'll be out next year. It's a Kurt and Turtle Neck. Shout out to the lady with the Duregg on the shit. Wait a minute. Oh, I didn't see that bitch. Oh!

No, it's a lady ain't here with a doo-ray. When did she slide in? She's been in all the whole time. I did not see her. She's like, bitch, I told you. She's a real, niggil. Yeah, boy. She's squeezing on hand, like, bitch, I told you know what her do right. Look, she, you know she's like, he pussy.

She got her two front teeth taken out to make sure I can, ah. I'm gonna think it straight through that. Man, what the fuck is wrong with you? with you what that's easy access bird box bird box what fuck y'all that's real shit y'all don't love pussy much as she do i've seen it but i wasn't going to say nothing i was just going to stay at the dude rag you y'all got to start respecting people we love these people that's why they said it they love us too this is a family that's why the fuck i stay over here my i'm not saying i ain't bothering nobody just this is a family gathering is all happy and shit i ain't fucking

He likes ain't bushing. Can you damn these bitches? Okay. Can you put these motherfuck on living room temperature? It's your birthday? God damn! He doesn't stole him that face. Put these motherfuckers on motion-like temperature.

Shit. These motherfuck are beaming white people. It's her birthday? What's your name, baby? Who? Alila. Akela, like Achila in the bee? Do you know how to spell?

Do you know how to spell? Dude bitch, I don't. Oh, look, I gotta ask this. Thirty-four? Happy birthday, baby. Did a nigga name Ramon in here? I love 34. Ramon.

Ramon? Got to talk? Ah, ah, ah. For real? Every time this nigga say some. Birdbox, bird box. Close your eyes, man. I'm scared.

That she's going to rub off for it. Your name Ramon? FTP, you know where FTP stand for? Fuck this person. God damn. Fuck this person. This nigga, he can't wait to get home. He's like, nigga, Houston.

No. 30 minutes. They was roasted. in my stupid ass. He fucked it up. I can't wait to go tell somebody. Bird box! I was going to go to this shit,

but he keeps saying that now I ain't going to go. Shit went from promotion. Like, all right, bro. God damn. Fuck. Fuck your nude, bro. Don't go fuck. No news is a good news, nigga.

Okay, shit, I knew you were doing when I told you were doing. Uglaid, boy. Stop talking to me, nigga. I got an annoying voice, too. It got you. Close your eyes. Nah, fuck that, man. I'm gonna let the shit sink in this thing.

No, it's in you. Stop. This nigga can't out, stupid me. I'm stupid other him. I'm eating it. Hey, Akela, since it's your birthday. Fuck, you don't get your stupid ass. Hey, hit me.

You don't get your stupid ass. Stop, go. Stupid it ad, boy. Oh, my dog. Big t-shirt wearing, hard out. He got his shirt tucked in his pants. No, since you celebrate your birthday with the 85 cell show, you got to hit the blunt for your birthday.

Who? Nick, that's my weed. Fuck wrong with you, man. Man, so birthday. Mom, don't give a fuck, bye. God damn fly. Happy both of a shit. Fly!

Don't do it like that man. Wait, boss, fuck on. She ain't put in on this man. Hold up, hold it. You know why I got tall like this. Hey man, you didn't let her hit one time, bro. It's her birthday, bro. Let her hit that here one time, bro.

Let me think about it. Nope. Damn, McKeever. I tried to. I did blame it. Yeah, black, go ahead, go on, give it to her. Give it to her. Come on, Jay, Nick.

So I don't get what, she got weed. She asked me to hit. Come on around here. Oh, shit. Black people, I always say that. Uh-uh, bitch, sit on. She's trying to get that pans hit, yeah. Uh-huh.

Oh, so black people's shit. That's how she would go text that bitch. Got a hit that bitch. Hold look. It ain't lit. Uh, hope. I saw you got two light. This fuck wrong with your.

fuck wrong with child I keep stealing so don't give me your shit I like your fucking mississippi niggas everywhere birthday blunt hit it hit it there you go one more time there you go there you go one more time I hope your job go see your stupid ass happy birthday baby from the 85 my job go zoom in away yep they're gonna kill them with your stupid ass Hey, Akela, can we see you in the office, please? Hey, Akila! What's this, what's this?

What's this FTP podcast you were on? Yeah. Who like this is it? This ain't sure of those people anymore. No one, ain't. You had the other one. This is our heart lighter. See how they do?

Get a weed to a stranger, they didn't give it to me, so it'll kill me first. Y'all niggis. We all headed out for the sleeve. It's fly weed. We know it's cool. Yeah, it's good. Shit, I think. I don't see why y'all smoke weed.

Y'all ain't see rolled up anyway. I don't know what wrong with this. This is your... Huh, damn, stupid-eyed guy? I hate me, niggins, try to pass me the blind. I ain't she rolled up. Hey, I'm not straight. Like, nigga.

Like, nigga. Man, we're passing you to blend at the wrong time. Hey, we're about to pray. Here, then. So I got to go to hell. Nah, we're trying to get high to Jesus. You know, Jesus's high. We're trying to be well, yeah.

Yeah. I like this audience. bro. Look at this shit. They were lit, especially one that's in the back that ain't really, they mad, but they, you know,

y'all close, though. We love y'all in the back. Shout out to everybody. They're mad, they squishing their eyes like a mother. Who is FTP? Shout out to all the couples that came out tonight, bro.

Well, hell yeah. He really love you, bitch. You spending money on you, we are important. He came and brought him. want you to see somebody important. So give him some pussy. You love me?

I love you too, man. Give your man some pussy tonight. Yes, you do. Give your man some pussy to die. Yes, you know, man. Give your man some pussy to die. Why won you? Who else you don't give it to?

To me, to me, to me, to me. To me, to me, to me. Why don't need a lot, but please give me some. I said, please give me some. I'm not asking for a lot, just please give me some. Please give me some. Just a little taste of blessing. Just a handful.

I just want a peach. Just two spoonfuls. Oh, I just want a peach. I got a cup full of a bus. Hey, to that pussy. Hey, give your man some pussy tonight. How do you want to put it right here? Put it right here.

Give your man some pussy tonight. Hey, oh, he, eh, oh, ooh, eh, oh, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who. Give your man some pussy, we're not trying to start a rumor when I go home tonight. I'm a be fucking a boy. Hold on, y'all. Hold on. Oh, go. Let me some soft.

Let me some song, man. We gotta wrap this thing up, man. Something that's not pre-recorded. We gotta wrap this thing up, bro. Play something that's not pre-recorded. Man, hit me with some shit that ain't pre-recorded. Yeah. White man, white man, white man, wait a second, stop.

White man. Okay, we're gonna make a shit. We're gonna do this one without the white man. We're just gonna make sure that ain't pre-record. Let's record it. Give me some live instruments on this bitch one time in Houston, man. For the motherfucker that's on the lead. For the motherfucker that's with STP dude.

Some real Achtown type, real type shit. You know what I'm saying? They came out here and showed us love in this bitch. Put their good wigs on. zone that expensive place trainer she let her home girl do her makeup

got her outdone last night they got their teeth sit all right south side north side yeah it's going down in the age time where's going down then I said the south side north side north side yeah's

going down in the eight time said in the eighth time I said in the eighth time I said in the H-town, H-town, the H-Town, the H-town, H-Town, H-Town. Nigger, you can't come to H-Town and not say some shit like, Oh, oh, somebody rocking-knock in the boots.

Oh, no, not, not. I said the truck driver rocking the boots. Well, yeah, wow. Say what? Hey, I said the truck driver rocking the boots. Give me the boot back Give me the boot back What the foot?

Give me the boots back. Oh, give me the boot back. Look at this boot. God damn. That's what's up. The truck driver rocking the boot Say you're rocking a boot, boot. Boot longer than your whole arm.

Boot. Boot longer than my whole arm. Rocking the boot. Rocking the boots I said he Oh, he's Oh, he's Oh, how do you know,

Rocking the Boots, I say he rockin the boot I say he rocking the boots I say he rockin the boot I say he rockin the boots I say he rockin the boots I did a racket a boot Rockin' the boots I go to do that

Rocking the boots rocking a boo-hoo Rocking the boots, breaking the boots, rocking the boots, oh, all the dedicated to the boots. Rocking the boots

You're rocking the boots And you're rocking the boots Rocking the booth Rocking the boots Hey DC, let's hear we can get them to rock the boots with it Oh Now you're rocking this shirt It didn't flip how I wanted to flip

Fuck it All right when I snatched this off I'm going to do this for all the I-Hop braces Let's see listen When I snatched this off you're going to go to your side and get them to rock the boots and I'm gonna say over here and get them to rock the boots. All right, you ready? Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from the west side of Atlanta.

Give me that bore. You got this side? I got this side. I got this side. You got this side? I want this side. This side. All right.

All right. Whatever. Y'nig is stupid. Y'all nigger's stupid. I love y'all, but this. Y'all, we're ready over here. Y'all from here. Where y'all left?

You got this side and you got this side. I got this side, okay. Y'all with me. Rocking the boots. Rocking the boots. Rocking the boots. Rocking the boots. Rocking the boots.

Oh, you were done! Oh, y'all ready? Here we go. Rock in the boot, ah. Rocking the boot, ow. Rocking the boot, ha.

Rocking the boots, ah. Rocking the booth. Rocking the booth. Say we rock in the boot. We're rocking the boot. Rocking the boot. the boots

rock rock rock I said rock rock I said rock

uh da I'm uh oh yay oh yay say the boots the boots

we fucking them the boots the boots the boots the boots the boots the boots double

ooze the boots the boo uh water ohoooooooooo Rockin Rockin Hold up, please see The bruh

The bruh Say, Rockin The boo-o-o-oo-oo-oo. Let's say we're rocking The boo-oo-oo-oo-o-oo. Ma-ma My, my, my, my boo, my boot.

I say rock, rock, rock, do. I say rock, rock, rock, do rock. I said we're rocking, rocking, rocking, rocking the boots. I said we're rocking, they're rocking the boots. Rocking, they're rocking the boots. Slow, pulled up, rocking with the boots, oh. Oh, oh, rockin' think, can't drink, rocking with the boots, yeah.

We're coming down in the boots Hey We're coming down in the boots We don't care a damn about your boots We don't care a damn about your boots Fuck that side. We say fuck that side. We say fuck that side.

We say fuck that side. Oh, we say fuck that side. Fuck them boots in that slow ass PTD. Fuck them boots and that slow as PtD. Fuck them both and that slow as PtD. We don't fuck with that nigger right there. I say we don't rub with that nigger right there. That's why his truck got 18 boots on it.

That's why his truck got 18 boots on it. We get pancakes from IHop. We get pancakes from IHop. We get pancakes from IHop. We get pancakes. We get pancakes. I said, Oh, we get her for free I said Go, we get her for free He said, won't you share with me?

I said, won't you share with me? She don't get paid as a fee, E, she don't get paid as a fee, I said, she don't get paid as a fee, E, e, what? Everybody, it went down in the H-town. It went down in the H-town. It went down in the H-Town, down in the H-Town, down in the H-town. Houston, we love y'all, man. Houston!

We love your mother poop, me. We are in 85 South Shore, Houston. We love y'all, man. Thank y'all. Show one down There's no one line I mean Fuck that time

I said fuck that time I said Fuck that time Ooh-oo-oo-oo Fuck that time Oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Say fuck that time

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Bye, Mama. Do we get wider than this in here? Me too. Uh, nice. And can't hold me down, yeah. Take your picture now, punk beach. No! He had the phones out please?

She gave us a lot of chadder. Have the phone pulled out of her? She gave us a light shrieg. Coop your head down. How are you doing Felicia? Come on here. Man, we're scared. Miss Kelly?

Come on, miss it. On three. One, two, three. Gotcha. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that light. Appreciate that lighter.

I'm not doing that. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I got to. I'll be here. You, especially you, honey, especially for Christmas, show. What I do?

Well, stop sending her kids. Y'all sent to me my daughter. No, she's trying to get some. No, I ain't got no cash up. If you send me one, I'm a block. Samantha, my love. Samantha, my baby. She's fresh.

She's pretty. Hey, can y'all stop this? I'm saying. This is that mama to make sure her kids The son got all the joys. I know it is. I have a son and have a daughter. She got all the way.

And she played one on the way. Yeah. She's good at everything. Mm-hmm. Look, look. Look, look. Oh, what old way? What a little weird?

Yeah, yeah, that's me right, though. Nice to do. You look around, though. Oh, yeah. Stop the chicken I see him. No. He cried. You're gonna have to be.

Appreciate you. Oh, you call me a bitch out there. Yeah, you need it. I was trying to pass the weed to the girl, please. Oh, yeah. You would be in the bird. I can't. Oh, we can't.

I told you. I bet. Freaking money. Shit your ass, look. Put the rest of them, please. I take a picture. You got to ran the crow on like you before. I don't trust nobody.

Hello. Hello. Hello. I don't trust nobody. Ha! It's urgent your first. Look. Oh!

All right, bitch, I got to have everything going to be. All right, all right? Three, two, one. I'll take you that all the time, no. Hey, Crick, look. I remember I was on a red carpet, right? Uh-huh. I just heard a photographer said, oh, this must be his pretty time.

He got so much shit in his pocket. Damn. She can't even go to say, bitch, you're like. You were laughing away so footage. You wouldn't. How are you doing? What's up, Gene? What's up, Mom?

You're good. You have to miss you, man. I appreciate you. How are you doing? I'm good. Hey, I appreciate it. Why are he playing, bro. Come on.

Three, three, two, one. I'll wait till the next will come out. All right. Wait at my time. Yeah. Oh, that cake. Hey, that cake, fuck with that cake. Oh, I do want to wake in the cake.

I do want to stay in every day. Yeah, for real. Yeah. Make it over the screech, man. Got the screech on five. Yeah, I keep that she on. She came in and she had some leggings on. You're ready, I got your phone.

I'll take the picture. How are you done? How y'all doing? Yeah, she did. Your phone? Oh, you want my phone? Yeah, she did. Three, two, one.

One. Boom. Yeah. A pair of black boots in the black tight zone. Thank you. Even in the man hung home. So what the hell is he gonna take a picture on? Look at like to burn, stop.

You should have been behind the bar like bartender's just waiting up there. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. I'm gonna do you a hug. I've been watching our show for a hug. Thank you. Hey, aye. All right.

All right. Okay. No, you put on. Come on. Let you get my best off. Are y'all? Oh, y'all want to get. Really?

Mm-hmm. Three. Two. Two. Okay, how we get on that? How we get out of it? That way. Thank y'all for coming out.

Thank you. I've had some things. What's up, little boots? We'll try out everything. I love you. What's up, boots? This phone? Your phone?

Yeah, get out of their boots. What's up, man? What's up? What's up? Right now. Look out. Look at that. Walk light, light for sure.

I'm going. Three. Two. One. I want. Cover ball. I'm like, excuse.

Let's see. One more. All right. Three. Two. One. There we go. All right.

All right. You big homie. All right. Keep that truck moving. Oh, yeah. Hey, me and y'all saw them up front, right? They saw it out two heads. Oh, they did.

Oh yeah, we probably got no more. We probably got something in line. What's up, Mom? They're going off the shelf pretty fast. What else? How are you doing? Y'all enjoy this stuff? Oh, yeah.

Three, two, one. You can hug, safe. You're looking like the head, man. All right, my back. Three, two, one. All right. He said, man. He just had to be a hooker.

Thank you. Yeah, that's all the one. Like that. Like that. Like that. You can't get me, what, man. That's $7,000 a piece.

My boy. Hey, one, y'all keep in your head, man. Dream flash on. What's up? What's up? My name, go. Yeah. Feel them all.

I'm so thinking. Be in the old legs. I'm on your team. For real, you know my team. Three, two, one. One more, three, two, one. Both you are from the wall? Yes.

I'm both of you. What part? Man, you're asking. I'm so bad, y'all, niggas. I'm so bad, y'all, niggas. They're coming to the house. Woo! Hey, listen, we want y'all to go, but can't play that.

They got us, dog. That way. That way. Not that way. Not either from in to play. I'm talking about Danny got to win. All right, we're too, man. New.

No, no, no. We don't even, that's serious. Yeah. Like, God, boy, the reds here. All right, three, two. Something we probably wouldn't even live with. I think that game was six, bro. Uh-uh.

You think that a lot of thing. One more, one more. Three. Two? No, you're good. All right. It's that serious, bro. It's that serious.

Listen, if they wouldn't have been coming to Atlanta, bro. Thank you. I have lost to love my house. Did y'all make money? What's up? That's all. They've been killing it. Well, we came to play in y'allshin'all.

Yeah. Yeah. We got a championship. They ain't going to play a night shit? No, you're not going to dog walk. Yeah, that ain't going to come off. Yeah. That ain't going to come off.

No. Oh. Three, two. I want the picture to meet member Bill. You know what I'm saying? Just to be a good memory. Oh, that's well. Damn, you're taller when you're standing up.

I love you. You got to get that one. That's the realest love you ever. That's one of them. I love you. She loves one. Yeah. Okay.

Now, I'm gonna take things like this. I told y'all she's quiet and those are the ones. Three. Freaky. She looks for me. I do, I too. Three, two, one. Look at my hands.

One more, one more, one more. Oh. All right. She put her hands on top of mind. That's consent. Bye. Bye, ma'am. All right, bye.

Bro, we got to stick about consent these days. Ain't that right, both take him on. You got to a little bigger. You got a little smaller on that legend? I'm playing with us, man. You got your phone room. You have my part of me. Phone.

Phone. Are you taking it? Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it. Oh, okay. You know, I'm trying to tell you. I'll take this thing. I'll take this thing about real.

Uh, three. Two. Getting for good what you do. Yeah. Don't take you, man. I had a fourth person, man, and I'm about to get him up on the back. I get my girl, too.

You try to take my woman. They said that. You got your phone? You got your phone? Yeah, I flew him out from Georgia first. We got your phone? Oh, that's why he down here claiming shit. George's the niggas don't play by that woman.

Hey, that's me, bro. Hey, hey! No, she don't want her around all the nays. She wasn't just standing by you. like you. She pulled it. With your phone on that, babe. I got to do with my phone.

See? That's the code. If I say where you're pulling that, you're fucking up. She was supposed to be looking straight the whole time. Three. Two. She wasn't going to be looking at that time. Look, he took the phone.

Give me that. I'm going to do it. Here you go. Hey. You know. You know. You did. You did?

I did. I did. You did. You're going to do. Can I look on white, let's get girls. That's okay because I'm sorry. Three, two. Thank you, all.

Brits off of you. Appreciate your agency. Thank you, thank you. We have a lot of fun. I appreciate the other. Behave on FTP Carcad. Ah, man. We want to appreciate y'all for coming out.

If he don't do something with that shit, he is not serious. He's great. He's gonna look at that shit 100 times. That shit won't get him in the middle. They keep saying my name, bro. They fuck with it. So I'm taking it. Three, two.

That shit is something good. All right. Fuck you, man. I heard you bet that shit. Fuck you, man. No, that shit is that one. It's all. It's all, Vic, yeah.

I just think another one for that. Yo, one more. I did, boy, I think that's how much I was skiing on love. You know what? Both his birthday, that. I was talking to you that. All right, you guys. All right, three.

Let's try to get that hole around that neck. Two, one. Try. I try. I try. This is our big cousin. All right, three, two. We'll fight for the man, play the Pete's Cobbler, that thing.

Come on, bro. See me outside. See me outside. Everybody knows a little other Pete Carver. Appreciate your time, man. Everybody knows. Come down. Come down.

Be cool. Come down. How are you doing? What's that? What's that? What's the thing? I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking.

What's up? What's up? What's good? Get your phone. Hey! Come on here. You want your own picture? Yeah, she was on that.

All right. Three, two. How long that line there against you? It's long. It's long. He's given you all this head? Yeah. At her right, man.

God, you're going to raise. Headway. Oh, yeah. Three, you know, one. If you're going to study that long time. All right. Three, two. You know, some of them are coupled me, so a little long, this is corned.

All right, they're going to be active in time. Oh, this is a lot of 20 of them are in the LTP. The last 20 people have TP. All right, appreciate the shit you said about the station, man. How are you, guys? How are you, girl? All right, get on me again. I'm gonna put it in a shirt, but I'm gonna put it like seven.

All right, three, two. You know what? You need to get the merchandise up on. Ah, that's just crazy. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna put it supposed to be in here. Is that a nice shirt down? See, I can't we see my eyes.

You said they do what, Mom? Is it blurting? I can't we say they do what? All right, one more. All right, three, two. All right, three, two. Those are some big old tips. We ain't got it.

Two days in the building Oh, I feel two days in the building Oh, they are youthful nursing children Are I go this one? Yeah Oh How you doing? How are you doing?

In the Caribbean Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. That's why God made this shit. That's amazing. Thank y'all. What it can't be? What a kid?

It is. What do? Let me say you on the middle. Yeah. Ah! Hey, man. You did. And thanks right now.

Oh, D.C. You mess up all the pictures. Oh, my. Oh, my. He's still up their left. He said, what's the word? I'm really in front of it, bro. I'm smart, bro.

I knew certain stuff at that time. If I wasn't going to use it, I wasn't going to, I don't care. I know like in the Caribbean, but shit, I don't really know what that said, bro. I'm from the hood for real, bro. Like, all this shit do to me, but. Right, man. It's stupid, man. Oh, my God.

Hey, man. Hey, man, why don't you? Oh, nigga. That nigg is such you're going to steal. Take the picture first. Take the picture of her. Oh, look at their shirt, bro. That's great.

Get them shirt. Nick. You got to get a shirt. You're going to get your shirt, man. Nick! You know what I'm saying? Hey, come here. His head is down the south of Florida. Yeah. Okay.

The father of y'all would. Two, three years. You know what I'm watching? You know what? Oh, gee, come on. Oh, gee, come on the hell out there, white, boy. All right, ready? Three, two.

Two. Hey, love it. Bro. The old school pimps is my favorite though, man. Oh, really? Hey, he's talking to real shit. I'm on the real. He has to.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Get the shirts one. I'll get the shirts one more time. Do you guys together? Oh, oh, get your time wrong.

Yeah. Yes, sir. All right, good. You're good. Thank you. Oh, this one's to see that. Look on your face. I know where it was in, but I don't know.

What you're going on? I don't know where it's there on the mouth. Oh, it's in the water, go out. Shit. Hey, that's crazy. Shouts of Florida, man. Oh, we're not in the South Florida. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Most of them are. That's what they're doing. We fought. Are you feeling? That's what I'm saying? This man, man. This man, hit funny. I was sitting my wife, boy, I was just.

That camera ain't for me. That's why I said you go to him back. See what I'm talking about? I'm fucking. Oh, all right. You see your phone? Hey, man, I'm Fifth Ward. I love y'all.

Man, thank you. Y'all, man, we started doing stand-up, but these things up on Thursday. Where? All right, ready? Stay out, stay friends. Three, two, one. You need a wife, awesome.

I got money like to go across the street. Hey, he said what? I'm going to manage that Chase across the street. Oh, you good? Yeah, I can't start your way, you know. What are you? How did you do it? That's a week.

It's a release. It's crazy. It does really straight. You know what box? They're my pop. What's that? There's a lot. Pops, that's my magnate.

Pops. Oh, gee, I see it. Y. You know what? You know what? You kind of skipped those, but we need to know. All right? All right?

I know, but it ain't really hit the dude like that. Hey, man, that's a hell of a job. Are you a glass phone right here? I'm going over there. What up? You know what up? I took the point off on the shoulder. That was weird.

Three, two. I appreciate you. See, I didn't feel it. That shit feels great. This video. I didn't need to come here, most. What's up with you? Y'allie.

Yeah, my brother right here. All right. All right. Hey, in love Uxman, y'all. Oh, man. Oh, man. I got a piece of a return. Yeah, shit.

Go on in. All right, right. Yeah, yeah. Got it. Man, you know, like we're getting me these moms and make it so to the show. All right, three.

You get a pussy phone out back, don't. Hey, time on the bill. Three, two. to the show. Hey, man, y'all. Hey, man. One more, one more.

Hey, man. One more. When you tell her, one more. Hey, Lord. What are you doing? All right. All right. All right.

Three, two. One. Tarone building to the show. Oh, man. You didn't even like that. I'm just a pretty crack. Hey.

Hey. Hey, she got. I'm going to see her for the free cracker. Crack off. Yo, go get on his hip for the free track giveaway. I'm sorry. You're doing your shit, man. Let me go ahead and get in.

Let me go ahead and get in. What's next? It's a sad. What do we have next? What are we doing? Yeah. I'm doing it, man. I appreciate y'all.

I appreciate y'all. Hey, I appreciate y'all. You're doing it, dog. Can I bust some again? That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about. Y'all is a black pack, bro.

For we to make our chemistry and, like, the way y'all shit is continuing the grover. The black pack, man. The redneck, nigga. The comedians. Oh, yeah, what happened? Look at all the black bag. These are your phone. How are you doing, Billet?

They're trying to look soft. This is up my, this is all right? I brought it. I'm proud of it. I know you did. I know you did, man. Uh, three, two. What the fuck, bro?

What do you sit up, man? Let me take one. All right. Hold up. Boy, you're a sedentary. All right, three. Two. All right.

Man, no, bro. Y'all shit great. Thank you, bro. Thank you. I see y'all shining, too, now. I can see y'all. Y'all be good, man. Hi.

Hi. You look like this person. You're going to get a kindergarten. Hey. I look down so much. Yeah, good. Miss Keith. Come on.

Look at me, Angie. Look like that same. If you don't want me, then don't talk to me. If you don't. You don't get a picture of your shirt. A video of your shirt right. I won't. Okay.

Ooh. Good back. Ooh. Ooh. You ready? All right. Three. Two.

One. One more. How's I'll give? One more. Three, two. All right. Thank you so much. I appreciate you.

Come on that head, Superstop. I'm hurting you. On my shop. It was the dust. It wasn't the third of September. Amen. I think I always remember. It's going to be dark.

You're going to flash. Three. Two. My dad, duh. All the head. All right. That's what it is. All right.

Nick. That's my man right there. I bet you did the house in the room like this. Ha! No, that's not this. Damn it, I knew it, I told you, I knew I knew I'd do that shit. I said, I bet you'd be at the house like this. What did you do?

He's not, he's not wrong to me. Fuck. Ah, he fucked it up. You have to hook it, bro. Hug it, okay? One leg it, bro. All right, three, two. Hey, this is the one who had the big deal with elbow in this shit.

Oh, for real? Yeah, he was kind of. I'm gonna smush me a little bit, but that's cool. Like, you're sitting on an airplane, yo. I mean, I'm skinny, so I'm used to it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, okay, babe. What's up, man? You're like, you gotta do a problem. Cool, a holly. What's up, me?

Three. Y'all, nigga, make beats, don't. Two. One more, three. One more, one more, three. I can be produced this. Fuck, that's two, shit. Yee. I appreciate it.

Appreciate yourself. Chat and Jerome on the piece. My boy played to snap. He on the piano. Let's do it. On the keys. It's too many y'all, man. It's a team work mix.

What up? Trade. Watch. All right. Three. Two. How many nicks? I don't get wrong.

That's not wrong. Eighthundred. But this huge. This is just fantastic. All right? All right? You might have to take 1,000 pictures. This is the smooth.

You got your phone. You got your next. Next. This is the smoothest in the long. It's last in. You got your phones? Your phones? Your phones? Take pictures?

You were her? I'll take the picture. I didn't see. How did I didn't say it? We warned. And then I said, didn't know. I have some questions.

Oh, I'm not enough. You're just pushing. See, I'm not just doing all the wrong with a DM. Y'all too. I didn't know. I didn't see it. I do it. All right.

All right. Three, two. One more, one more. Three, two, one. One. You're taking pictures? You're all taking pictures? Yeah.

Come on here. You're going to bring y'all shy-ass. Look like you got swords in your back. Let's go. What is wrong with you? Come on, Blaine. They both shats. And Blade, sidekick.

Bill, make the first move. Three, two. What is your hero name? Regular one. One more, one more. Three, two, one. I'm digging him out. Yeah, man.

I love you. You're fucking crazy. I will. I do a better job of being a better person. Thank you. Appreciate that. See, the next thing I got to do the old-school ragbacker. Got you.

How you doing, me, ladies? How are you doing? To the rescue. Late and regular. What boy? Hatsbury. Oh, Hensburg all up in this thing. Ready? Three?

Come on. Coming to the rescue is bleeding. Three, two. Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, see. Oh, look.

Come on. Ah! Hey! Kiddly. All right. Are we trying to kick him out? He can't stop talking about here. All right, three.

Two. Oh, shit. Put your head back. You block her head. Put your head back. Put your head back. Hey man You got to stop a

This thing is crazy, man This thing is crazy, man Oh shit Oh shit Yeah Oh How are you doing? What's up, Jay?

How are you doing? How are you doing? How are you doing? You're ready? You're ready? You're doing crazy. All right, ready? Three, two.

What I feel like we were at school there. Oh, that was a controller. One more. Three, two. Two. Who's coming to see us? Bleed and ridden about it. Oh.

Did you ain't have a hero there? I can find one for. What's your phone? Oh, thank you. I love you. Oh. Woo. That's crazy.

That's that good love, she smelled like money. She smelled like money. That's that real perfume. Mm. Mm. I get up in that five. Find it. Three.

Two. One more three, two. One more three, two. You already need a lady. It's all up to that ass. Can I get one with this man? All right. All right.

I'm just glad. This one too. I'm gonna have to ask you to step out this guy, you gotta have to step out. Three, two. One of the nigga said, I'll get down there, I hand it, bro. God! Hey, man, you know how you drag your cousin along when you're trying to be a superhero? That's how this shit look, bro.

His mama made him come. Hey, mama made him come, bro. His bleed. That's a real black superhero, bar. And the regular back. What a camera. Right, that's right. Before you leave, take your little brother with you.

All right. You know how crazy that'll be before you go fight crime. You don't fight no crime without taking your mouth. She wanted to kick you on that. Oh, my bad. I'm so gone out, bro. Oh, my. I could not kick that.

That shit took over me, bro. You're going? You're going? You're good. You're good. You good. You're good. Love you.

Oh Got your phone? Who did you get that's? Blaine and regular man That's all right That he didn't know what to do You did like Let's take a picture in on one sit

Yeah Blade a regular man Yeah Oh my goodness I need it Three two All right, one more, one more. Three, two.

Why didn't want the Saints to go to the Super Bowl? Because y'all wasn't going to play in my motherfuck to see you. You got to be fucked up. Who that, bud? Go home and try to hear him. Go home and try to get him. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You know, you can call.

It's a record. You know, I look at the Saintator. Yeah, he's such a hit. You got to go home and try it. again. Man coming to our house with it. Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, Blaine the regular man.

Hey, bro, Blaine and regular man were funny and forthwith. That's it, man, was regular, but he would follow up. He didn't know what to do. And she looked like Blaine. She was just walking. She got a long-a-coat on, long-a-trink coat on, long-a-trink coat on. You don't even realize what you said when she bought this. You got two-nives.

I did, and her backpott. I did. I did. She's been a goddamn old. Three Two Two Because I'm trying to get that nigga a superhero name

But I'm like, oh, this nigga ain't got no superhero He's reckless He said here Oh, the back Huh Hey, hey, that's just to be hole in and shit Come on in Thank you, baby.

Thank you. We are her sidekicks. We are. No, we are not. Regular Man. Three, two. Oh, that's your hero, Blaine, and Regular Man! Wait until I find him, I'm going to show this.

That's your fucking, stop. No, regular man must die tonight in an irregular way. You're great. Ha! That's your superhero, Bray! Blade and regular man, is this who you sent to defeat me? Oh, it's going to take more than blade. Hey, it's going to...

I don't know so insulted. That's who you brought? Blade and regular man? All you ready? Three, two. Bro, don't fuck would have walked up whole other, bro. That's it. Y'all don't know that last year I've had some motherfuck,

nicked that whole left line, bro. They were cracking me up so hard for like, I was rolling. The side job was on? Yeah. That left side was so good. This is who you brought you to the feet. I, we recommend must die in an irregular way. Not only is he going to die, but I'm going to kill him.

That's it. That's it. Oh, my God. Hey, bro. Hey, dig them up here. Make sure they're straight-footed in nature. All right. You're gonna make sure, man.

Look, bro. I'm cool. Yeah. Check them on this one. Hey, great shows, man. I watch these niggas all day, every day at work. Y'all can be entertained at work, man. All 12 hours, man.

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