The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Jackson Mississippi Comedy Special W Karlous Miller DcYoungFly And Chico Bean | Ep. 199
Episode Date: September 15, 2019Karlous Miller puts on for Mississippi one time and brings the coldest podcast to his home state! Karlous shows off what Mississippi booties look like and they waste no time roasting the whole audienc...e. Chico Bean, DC Young Fly and Karlous Miller break out into a hood jeopardy and try to figure out why therr are so many black police officers in the building. The fellas break out into hood theater and go out into the audience looking for witnesses but Jackson ain't see shit! Plus DC and Chico create a classic song for the entire state! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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13 years.
Yeah, damn, they've been together in 7th grade.
Real nigga, boy.
Real nigga, you're a real nigga.
You know how I know you're a real nigga?
Because you let her answer.
The nigga sat back.
He's like, I know you been together.
He was like, he didn't know.
He didn't know.
In my mind, we've been together for two goddamn.
Look how healthy that nigga is from sucking on them big-ass titty.
Look at his shoulder.
Nick's shoulders and shit.
That's why I make the Mississippi
nigger's so strong.
That's Titty milk.
I get it.
Come here.
Nah, she got Saga Tis.
That shit gonna have me a crack head.
Ah, ha.
Walking like a zombie, nigga, nigga.
Hit that Titty milk out the saggy Titty.
Ha!
Hey, bro.
We got a real, Diggas, Mississippi, man.
Ah, ha.
Kiklita-k-a-a-a-a-a-a.
Homba-homba-a-a.
Shout out to all the niggas.
They used to run real fast, but you had to take your shoes off first.
Only Mississippi can give you a goddamn foot race
on a gravel road with no shoes on.
And run a 4-3 on your ass.
How you doing, baby?
You win, cricket.
Shit.
Uh, hold on.
Hey, Bob, Bob, Bob.
Hey, my guy here, I think we got a witness.
Hey, what's your name, buddy?
Nate.
What'd you see, Nate?
I didn't see nothing.
You didn't see nothing.
He didn't see shit, I told you.
Mississippi hold it down.
What'd you see?
You don't have your man fight that,
why would you help him?
You know white people had road rage.
That's what y'all fight at the middle of the street.
Get over, asshole!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Pull over.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on the car, asshole.
Get on.
Come up.
You know what.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey, fuck you.
Hey, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Yeah, y'all go ahead.
Man, y'all move, man.
Get off to the ass off.
Hey, man.
Get off of me ass off.
One more time, bro.
You gotta help your man.
Get his ass beat.
You got to help your man get his ass beat.
That's why you lonely at the trail apart.
What's she at?
Lonely at the Trullopon.
Got a yank a house up.
Got a yank a house up.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Got a yank a house up.
Keep going.
Don't stop.
Trellabok.
Got a yank a house.
This chair that Matt Gabbas and then met on.
They were like, look.
That's the furniture of them niggins
were sitting on when the doctor came out.
Yeah, you have been part of the Tuskegee experience.
What you fellas have right here is called syphilis.
This is the first heroin addict chair right here.
Right.
You better enjoy them chairs.
It used to be for white people only.
That's what I'm saying.
They used to not let niggas sit down in Mississippi.
Mississippi. Fuck you getting comfortable for us.
Straighten your black ass up.
This is a color chair.
Yeah, they've got somebody that's been sitting here for a while.
Hey, you saw the whole incident, didn't you?
He ain't see shit.
Man, you go down well, I ain't see shit.
And I hit the bitch.
I take domestic violence for 400.
Domestic violence for 400.
All right.
This action is performed by all men who are infuriated
but refuse to put their hands on their woman.
woman.
Mr. John John.
What is?
Grab the pistol.
Ba,
Bob,
five,
bha.
No.
What is
the quick grab?
Bitch!
Yes.
Correct.
No, that's not crazy enough.
Stop, stop.
That ain't crazy enough.
You got to let that whole no.
Stop playing with me.
Mr.
John John?
You didn't see all the women
who was like, y'all.
Correct.
The quick grab.
I'm Tyra.
Ladies, make some noise if you like to quit grab.
The women enjoy being grabbed,
which mean they initiate the action in the first place.
You play the quick grab with the wrong nigger
and hell know how to release.
Would you like to stay with domestic violence?
Uh, Mr. John John, stay behind your podium, Mr. John John.
No, bitch, you want to quick grab, bitch.
Mr. John John, Mr. John, Mr. John, Mr. John, Mr. John,
you have to.
Mississippi!
Mississippi!
Yeah!
This in Mississippi!
Mississippi!
We love y'all, man!
We are the Eddify South Show!
Thank y'all.
We love y'all, we love y'all, thank you.
Yeah, talk this shit.
I like this way.
You like the spike shit.
Yeah.
See, that's a different where you got O.G.D.
You got the young niggish shit.
Yeah, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You got a little pop his shit, he got to let me pop my shit.
But then you see, we bring guy's shit together.
We'd be like, you see, I see why you do no shit, though.
See?
You see what I'm saying?
See, he's the young gunner, man.
He want to run down there and fuck one up.
I'm gonna walk down there and fuck all up.
You see what I'm gonna.
I got to go do, you know what I got to go do.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Jackson, Mississippi!
No, I'm gonna need more than that.
I said Jackson, Mississippi.
Jackson, Mississippi!
The 85 South Show is in the building!
How many of you guys been waiting for this show?
How many of you guys watch the show on YouTube?
But Jackson, we got something special for you tonight.
If you watch the show on YouTube, you already know this is the new Kings of Comedy!
I just need y'all to do one thing for me.
Make sure you go on YouTube, subscribe to the 85 South Show.
Tell two people, go on all social media, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
Follow the 85 South Show.
You guys are witnessing greatness tonight, y'all.
You are witnessing greatness tonight, y'all.
You guys ready for the show?
One more time, say, hell yeah!
The first member of the 85 South Show out of Washington, D.C.
You see this man on MTV falling out.
You've seen him on his Nike Footlocker commercial.
He's the sharpest best man in comedy, y'all.
Jackson, we got Chico Bean in the house tonight, y'all.
The next member of the 85 South Show, you've seen this man everywhere.
He's been on MTV Wilding Out.
He was a host of MTV, TRL.
You've seen him in the movie Almost Christmas,
and you can see him in theaters right now in the movie.
I got the hook up, too.
Jackson, Mississippi, we got DC y'all fly in the house.
Jackson, we got one of your very off of Mississippi in here.
This man needs no introduction, Jackson, but I'm gonna give him one anyway.
He is the creator of Black Men Don't Cheat.
You see them on MTV's Wild and Out.
He is the coldness in the game.
right now where my ladies at we got your baby dad and carlos millers in the building
come on jackson give me that energy right now we're about to get this show started if you ready
say hell yeah start clapping right now jackson make some noise right now this is the
Hey, my social!
Mississippi!
What you want to pay?
What you want to pay?
We're in Mississippi.
Hey white girl.
We in Mississippi.
We in Mississippi.
We in Mississippi.
We in Mississippi.
Mississippi Mississippi
Mississippi
Mississippi
Mississippi
Let's get a piece in
That's a boy yeah
M-I
Trican letter
Cooke letter I
Come on
Come on
Coole letter
Coolella
Coole letter
Cooke letter
I
Coole letter I
Coole letter I
Mississippi in this beach
Oh, Mississippi in this beach
Mississippi in this field
Up top, how ya feel?
Out top, how ya feel?
Out top, how ya feel?
Out top, how ya feel?
DC, what you doing?
I had to look on the seat.
Oh, what you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you're doing?
I like every scratch mark with your arm right now.
Mississippi, how y'all feel?
How y'all feel?
What's up, girl?
Have a seat.
You have a seat.
How ya feel?
Have a seat.
Have a seat.
Mississippi and Mississippi.
Mississippi.
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Motherfucking Jack Town.
What's up, man?
What are you?
Carlos you at you at home carlo you're in the building where you're at mississippi
nigger in the building where you're at nigger you're at that nigger
i told y'all mississippi home of the realest niggas you ever seen
yeah turn up a real niggas down here
Hey, Lowe, Mississippi.
Hey, Los, y'all live some real niggas.
This thing got on a Monopla hat.
Stupid ad, boy.
That's what.
I'm gonna kill them, nigga, with this hat today,
show, yeah.
ABC, that's the hat, Tupac hat on,
and I ain't mad as your video when he was wearing on to heaven.
That's what it is.
See, that's a young, old nigger.
He got that hat from his uncle.
There ain't a real hat.
That's a collection place.
Stupid.
Yep, go ahead.
Pass that on the ride right here.
Shit, we in Mississippi, man.
This is my first time in Jackson.
I was in- Really?
It's a first time in Jackson?
Yeah, boy.
I tell you.
What's up, Jackson?
What up, Joe?
Who?
What ox for that?
What ox for that?
Ox for that?
Oh, they're like 40.
Think, we got the whole Mississippi here.
We got arms with Grenada, Hollispray,
Madison, got them,
Hannesburg.
I know y'all racists in the motherfucking.
What are you?
She got some big kids.
She said, she said,
Fitzburg, Mississippi.
They're on the church trip, right here.
They're on the church.
Vicksburg.
It's all kind of niggas in here.
Hey, I'm gonna tell you, Mississippi,
Mississippi, real.
Yeah, yeah.
All the niggins that are moved over here
for a better limit, which are stupid a.
Hey.
Shout out of the people on that little side row, y'all scared to laugh.
That bitch trembling over that.
That'd be weak, ain't that?
Yeah.
I ain't never seen so many black police officers in my life.
Y'all got all the niggins on the police force here.
They still ain't friendly.
I didn't know that there's gonna be some white ones.
Nope.
I ain't seen a white one yet.
I walked there here and niggins.
Like, what's up with your nigger?
I'm like nothing, officer.
You ain't my nigga.
Yeah, that is overprepared.
He got on wristbands, a knee brace, two pistols.
And a knife.
A knife.
I fuck with y'all black police officers
and I thank y'all for bringing black police officers
because I knew y'all got some white ones.
The white ones didn't want to come.
They're like, no, we're gonna let you boys have that one.
We've already looked at the 85 Southshed.
We don't want no parts of that.
He said, I'm gonna sit my wife down there
and make sure everything's straight.
Sit right on the edge of the front row.
She ain't the police, but she's a 911 dispatcher.
Yep.
Hold on, sweetheart.
I'm getting you some help.
right over there I promise you sugar she definitely get this dick 9-1-1 show that's one
thing you're not gonna be doing in mississippi is fucking a bunch of white women you can cancel that
that is a felony around this bitch you that's why you got to record it you having a good time yes
see you told you no that ain't gonna work it ain't gonna work this mississippi they'll throw all that out
well that's not gonna hold up in court she was under distress yep he put a camera in her face she was
crime once he turned it off she told me going to jail I don't know why you would want to be
fucking on a white lady anyway all these thick fan motherfuckers we got who you make it
seem like I don't fuck with my black bitches don't do that I'm only fucking them white
bitches because of my ancestors niggins so I can here we go that's it true I
seen so many fat asses down here I went to y'all mall uh which one I went to both
I went to the outlets, that was all right, but that other one, I forget what the name of it, huh?
Lindberg?
The one that smelled like a funeral home.
Northburg, yeah.
That motherfucker, boy.
North Park, yeah, you shouldn't park at that motherfucker.
You should just drive, keep driving.
Chico, I'm telling the Mississippi answer just hit different, bro.
We got real booters, let me show you one.
When I went in North Park.
You want to see a real ass.
Let's see a real Mississippi at M-I, Cookeletter, Cookeletter, A, Cookeletter, Cookeletter, Ah, humpback, ah!
Both of these girls from Mississippi.
Look, Dee Boat's here, hit different.
Watch this.
She old. She looks like a civil rights leader.
No, she don't.
I've been wrong.
Ah, damn.
Oh, look.
Oh, my God.
This is a child.
Bitch you 12.
Get out of him.
No, she's not.
Her top half, her bottom half, 40.
That ass has been through something.
Ass, ass, they got ass.
It's a walking potatoes.
Ass, ass, they got ass from eating them greens.
I said, ass, ass, they got ass.
They've been eating them greens.
I say, ass, ass, they got ass.
They've been eating them greens.
Did you see the little bit and one
with the big booty, or with the big, big boots?
And with the what?
Did you see the little one with the big, big booty?
With the big, big, food.
Did you see the other one?
Big, big booty.
That is right.
With the big, big booty.
Yes.
No, that ass's right.
Wait a minute, motherfucker.
Yeah.
The Mississippi boot is just hit different.
Yeah, I was walking through North Park.
I'm like, shit.
For these asses, I might just stay here in shock
with this motherfucker for the rest of my life.
Ain't nothing but a foot locker,
but I can get some shoes, nigg.
I can get some shoes for these.
get some shoes for these asses just be flies a motherfucker with the shoes and the shirt
to say keep you 100 because that's all they had in that motherfucker oh said she got a fat ass
she can't walk in them hills she's about fair they ask them weight down on them hills they can't
get around it she could walk in them hills for shit she must have been in jail for a little bit
ah try to get clean yeah yeah it's been a minute hey lois how do it how do you say this the name of this place
It's Jackson, right?
No, no, no, that the place we end.
I'm like, nigga, you better know what the fuck you at.
No.
I've been saying it wrong.
People making, Dada, Daya, what?
Thiamada.
Oh, talking about this building?
I don't know.
I just don't know.
Yeah, it's called Daya mater.
Shit.
You ain't got to say it right, niggins know what you're talking about.
They got there on the name.
What's the name?
What's the name for you?
I don't know.
Daya mater.
Daya Mada.
Yeah, thiamada.
Yeah, thiamada.
No, for real.
I don't know the name of this shit.
I just don't think at my mind's real house.
They were like, with a show at the night, Chico.
I'm like, it's Diamada.
Niggas say, tell my mama.
Yeah, thiamata.
Diomara.
Thiamada down there at the thiamata hall.
Look at this shit.
You got some real niggins in here.
What's up, lamb green tithes?
I like you.
You built like you strong as fuck.
Type of bitch beat her big brother up.
That's what I like.
Yep.
And he built like a sprite can.
I like it.
Mm-mm. She got on her waist train on the outside. She ain't even trying to hide that
motherfucker.
That's how they arms swing when they got their waist track.
Why she got it on the outside?
Ladies, take your waist train off. Why would you wear a waist trainer to a comedy show?
You're gonna fart.
They got them waste training got your entrails too tight.
They said waist trainers are starting a whole lot of acid reflux.
That's what they say?
Because they can't swallow.
Shit gets stuck in their chair.
They got loose that shit up.
Shout out to all the Mississippi niggas that little stomach.
That little stomach.
When your girl be standing in front of the screen, though,
playing with their pussy hat like a dope boy.
Hey, go get us on the east.
Mississippi, man.
But it's real Mississippi shit.
You want to get a woman in Mississippi,
you got to cut her grandma yard and kill a snake.
God damn.
Then you got to show her grandmother's snake.
Bitch on, look right here.
That was under your pur.
It was under your poor.
That, damn.
You got to be Tomb Raider.
You got to be Ta-Zan and this motherfucker.
God, damn.
Bitch, you're just going to get bit hoon.
Yeah, come on.
Killer snake, Tomb Raider.
Shit.
Yeah, I was scared myself couldn't it, ah, what fuck that shit?
The Mississippi women know when a nigga like you,
he don't even tell you he coming over to cut the yard.
You just wake up at 7 o'clock.
That thing out there with a weed is.
Who was this nigga in my front yard?
And my brother, Freddie.
Why y'all's screams look like that?
Because they're old, they're old.
It looked like glue and dirt.
They just chain rocks.
Mixed together.
That's what it looked like.
When they change it, would it look like before.
They changed them.
Nick, it was a gravel road.
I'm telling you.
That's like slaves have been walking and still is.
Hey, listen, Fly, that's a good point.
I don't know what it is they feed you Mississippi niggas, but you niggins
strong from birth.
I took a picture with a nigga that couldn't been no more than seven years old
in them all the day.
That nigga gave me five.
I was like, what you want to fight?
Fuck around with you?
Why you so strong?
You can't help but be-
Chico, I'm like, what's up, Lord, man?
You can't help but be swole if you live in Mississippi.
This is the last place you can get three chicken wings for $1.50.
Wayne's $1.50.
From where?
The gas station, nigga.
Oh, damn.
Gas station, shit.
They pull up and get a whole seven piece
and three pieces of bread for $2.
That's because y'all growing y'all's shit.
Right.
Want a chicken? Hold up.
I'll be right back.
They always talk about...
Got a couple heads back here.
They always talk shit about Mississippi,
but we're number one in three things.
What's that?
Got damn obesity.
Okay.
Teenage pregnancies.
Damn.
And what else?
Teenage.
It's obesity, teenage pregnancy and shit.
That's it.
We just some fat fuckers.
Ain't nobody going out eat us and ain't nobody going out fuck us.
That's it.
That's Mississippi.
We go eat and we go fuck.
Well, how come down do my 600-pound life in Mississippi then?
Because it's too many motherfuckers that weigh 600 pounds down here.
They can have a whole documentary.
Niggins be watching this show like my auntie could be on this shit.
be on this shit.
But that's the thing.
Everybody ain't sad that they fat.
Motherfuckers is fat and heavy.
I'm sure it's some 600-pound motherfuckers to be watching that show.
Look at this bitch your ass, nigga.
I can like something wrong with frying chicken on your stomach.
Nick, ain't nothing like that.
I love to fried chicken on my chest.
So you burn your thigh, you can't get that.
You can't feel that shit if you're 600 pounds?
You know what made me stop watching that shit?
What?
When they lady fried that chicken in their goddamn bid.
Hey.
When she did that, I was like, this bitch gonna kill everybody.
I'm not watching this.
I can't watch that show.
I can't do it.
I can't.
That shit is entertaining to me.
They're trying to just be disgrunt.
I don't know what to do.
She just, and all you hear is,
come out.
See?
Hey, I'll be watching it.
I'd be taking bets on which way
they're going to get their big ass out of the house.
I'm going to cut the roof off
or knock the whole front half of the house off.
For this, nigga, what you want?
I got 20 on the roof,
What you think?
Then they get that minivan and take all the seats out of the back
and got to drive three hours to the facility that they take care of.
Man, the motherfuckers be in the back of the whole van.
Van be leaning like shit.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hey, chico, you don't see this nigger walking down the steps like his feet hurt.
What the fuck wrong with that thing?
It's only one foot locker here, nigger.
Annie almost fell.
If they ain't got your size, ain't nowhere else to go.
Ah, now, well, let me get an 11.
We ain't got that.
Well, let me get the nine then.
I need that.
That nigga got bit by a spider, acting like you got shot.
You all right?
Yeah, man.
You know, niggas are always taking on the nigger.
No, your bed, she's dirty.
I love this shit.
Everything, oh yeah, man, I went through a hotel.
I ain't gonna say which one it was.
But I had to, fuck that.
I had to leave, because I was scared than a motherfucker
when I walked in that room.
I walked in the room, all I heard was,
I was born by the river in a little tent
Tintin hood, just like the river I've been running.
And I'm like, it's some ghosts in this motherfucker.
I can smell it.
It looked like Sojourner Truth slept in this bitch.
I'm leaving.
Nigger, I don't understand, like, Mississippi got some
of the realest niggas, because you got one of them right here.
This is my brother.
One of the realest.
But, but they don't get y'all to credit.
Like, I don't know if a lot of y'all notice,
most of the famous gangsters throughout history of the United States
then came from Mississippi.
Talk your shit, Cico,
They didn't win other places and just blew up other places,
but most niggas that's real gangsters come from out of Mississippi somewhere.
And I see why, because I've seen a lot of you gangstance niggas in Jackson today.
I don't know who tattooing faces, but they must got a discount
because a lot of you niggas is, you just putting it right on your face.
I killed niggas.
I'm like, hey, how you doing, bro?
Ain't nothing else to do but cut grass and get tattooed?
Shit.
They ain't getting the face tattoo because they kill us, niggas.
What they get them for?
They made the niggas.
you got to worry about.
Who you got to worry about?
Them old niggas.
This Mississippi,
them old niggas
already manned by some shit
that they was manned about
before you got here.
Them young niggas
with the face tattoo,
they ain't gonna do shit.
Them old nigger, okay, all right,
okay now.
Keep fucking round.
I'm gonna cut you two shots of shit.
I'm gonna cut you.
You don't believe me?
Ask your daddy about me.
I'm the one killed Lil Freddy.
I kill Lil Freddy.
That was me.
Look at that nigga.
He had a flash, man.
Hey, the goddamn rank that mind I told that nigga
just liked that the other day.
Motherfucker try to tell me I can't have my
goddamn Cadillac Park in my yard.
Bitch come take it then, motherfucker.
That nigga built like a truck driver.
You drive trucks?
What you do?
What you do?
You work at the university.
Which university?
Sound like a custodian, nigga. What do you do?
Well, you know, I work at a school.
That's what I do.
You cut grants at the university.
Nigger, you got the best job back to you.
They probably respect the shit out you.
What's your night?
That they got that stumped to y'all's job.
Oh, my name, what's up? Anthony, the grass cutting man.
That's what's up.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
You probably know how to put the lines in the grass and everything.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, now.
Oh, look, you ain't here what that nigga said when you said.
When Chico said, you probably know how to put the lines
in the grass and everything.
That nigga said, yes, sir.
That's an accomplishment.
That nigga ain't trying to lose his job.
Yes, sir, that's what I do.
Which university you work at, bro?
work at, bro.
Oh, look.
He cut grass.
Anyone that got grass.
Southern Miss.
Shout out the Hattisburg.
You're a real nigga, too.
You ain't got no ride long.
Y'all got a whole walkie.
No, just give me a minute.
It's the carburetor.
I know what's going on.
I just got to hit that spark plug right quick.
There we go.
Nah, that's how the other nigga got it started.
They called him when can't nobody else started.
Get Anthony on the phone.
We need some help.
That need to come in like a pimp.
And what did you say was wrong with it?
Man, it won't start.
I've been trying to crank it.
Move out the way.
See, what's wrong?
You got to put your foot up like this.
And you come around from the side
and you're pulling from the side.
You don't pull straight up.
You got to pull out, then up.
See, you pull straight up,
motherfucker ain't going to start.
You got to pull out, then up.
Okay.
going like this like you did that's wrong way you gonna throw your back out i had a
shoulder injury when i was your age trying to fuck around with it the same way what you got
do what you got to come out then up what i say you what did i say you got to come out
but when i came out it got stuck no no no see you ain't putting right okay see you got to come out
first okay see that's the that's the angle right there you come out first then when you come
about right here halfway hold it up you lift it up like that you hear that you hear that click it
see if you got to go down that foot with that cover right no no no no no no no come up
don't touch that don't touch that cover right don't touch that's how you're
Little Lurie lost his fingers.
Okay, okay.
Little Lurie lost his fingers like day.
You see how all that shit going on?
That's when one country-ass niggas
niggas walk up.
Man, y'all get out the goddamn way, man.
Y'all I told my goddamn limo up.
You motherfucking, I told my goddamn limo up.
Everything in here from Mississippi,
no you can't fix no goddamn limbo
until you get down on one knee like your granddad.
That's the first step you do.
The first step is you got to get on one knee.
Ain't shit gonna fix
if you don't get down on one knee.
See, I ran over a rock.
See, that's what happened.
I hit that blade and I ran over the rock.
No, it ain't.
Nah, it ain't.
Shit, hell.
I've seen it.
But I'm saying.
I seen it, because when I ran over and said,
bha, and it went that way, I was like, oh shit.
Yep.
I was with him.
Okay.
Well, go ahead then, because your damn show ain't fixed shit.
You want to bet?
What?
What do you want to bet?
I want to bet you that you ain't fixed shit.
I bet you I get this motherfucker foul in the first year.
I bet you'd bet you a trip to North Park Mall.
You can't get that motherfucker star.
Shit, you could keep that motherfucker.
I wouldn't go up there with your goddamn shoes on.
Go ahead.
Because he ain't on you, my tools.
I tell you that, if you're talking all that shit.
Get your two, get your two, learn.
I got my two.
What's you want to bid?
I get that motherfucker file upon the first.
I, I, I, I, I, I, you know, old people do shit like this.
I bet your breakfast.
I bet you, I bet your breakfast.
Watch this, Tony.
Hold on, hold on.
I want it on a bet, too.
I want another bet, too.
What you want it on a bet, mother.
I want it on a bet too.
I bet you a fifth of goddamn E and J.
Okay, okay, okay, make it worth my while.
Up that bed, MD 20-20.
They did, you got some MD 20?
Yeah, MD 20.
Hold on, that peach, the peach check.
Oh, man, I tore Elizabeth up my ass up.
Boy, that grape hit like cool.
We start this shit for you two ugly motherfucking,
but don't you fuck nothing else up?
Because I gotta cut the university.
Y'all ready?
We ready.
You got the priming three times.
You gonna fuck the choke up.
You gonna fuck the choke up.
You gonna fuck the choke up.
I did that.
I told you, that's how little...
He'll pull my goddamn screen.
God damn it, that niggum, that niggins, I told you.
You know what he didn't do?
He was supposed to come out and up.
Watch this, watch this.
Now, you see what he did?
He told he did all that.
Now, I told you what to do.
Now, I ain't had to touch nothing.
Watch this here.
Turn you got that radio off in your car, man.
That's what it was.
I couldn't hear it, motherfucker.
I couldn't hear what it sound like.
You had the goddamn radio, brother.
This motherfucker trying to trick me, goddamn.
This motherfucker tried to trick me.
Brick me to get the radio running so I couldn't hit the goddamn norm on when it starts.
Motherfucker, you know I know what I got that door.
All right here.
All right, one, two, up, and I, there it is.
Right there it, there it is, dang.
Oh, oh, oh, went out, when out, when not, went out again.
Oh, see, I told y'all, you got to prime it, you got to go back.
If everybody just worked the goddamn gather, come here.
You do what you do, and you do what you do.
All right, I'm all right, don't put your dick in my face.
Don't put the dick in my face.
Now, come on, now, I got to hit it.
Got to hit the choke him.
All right, you hit the goat.
Hold up.
Oh, y'all hit it.
Excuse me.
Uh, there we go.
Nah, shit, motherfucker.
Let me know before I hit the blade now.
You ready?
You're holding.
In the same time, everybody.
Here we go.
One, two, two, one.
Yeah.
God damn it.
I told you.
I told you that.
You cut your finger.
No, almost.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
We good.
Ain't nothing wrong with it.
It looked like that before you did.
Yeah, it did that.
Oh, no, but I worked for the university.
I can say I fell.
Yep, you sure came.
You did.
You put it on, put it on your work and insurance.
insurance. Now you have a day in the life of Anthony. That's how that
nigga work every day. Hold up, bro. We got to see who we got in here.
Oh, we got some people in here. Big old teeth is right here. Boom!
Right here. Two 18 Willis right here. Wow. Wow.
That's your lady right there, G.
That's your wife.
Stop looking at that man, wife, tini. I ain't looking at them.
I ain't there nothing. You happy as a motherfucker, boy. I don't know how long y'all
been married?
13 years.
Yeah, damn. They've been together.
Seven grade.
Really nigga, boy.
Real nigga, you're a real nigga.
You know how I know you're a real nigga?
Cause you let her answer.
The nigga sat back.
He's like, I know you been together.
He was like, he didn't know.
He didn't know.
He didn't know.
In my mind, we've been together for two goddamn.
Look how healthy that nigga is from sucking on the big ass titty.
Look at his shoulder.
That's what you're shoulders and shit.
That's what makes the Mississippi niggas so strong.
Titty milk.
I get it.
Come here.
Nah, she got sagging tits.
That shit.
gonna have me a crackhead.
Ah, ha.
Walking like a zombie, nigga, nigga.
Hit that titty milk out to saggy titty.
Ha!
Hey, bro, I bet sucking some milk out of a sagged titty,
just like drinking a caprisone.
It's hard to get that last little bit of juice.
You'd be squeezing at my heart.
You gotta turn that titty upside down.
Nika he's stupid.
Sluo to the lady right here that got the 85 South Show shirts
that she made, DC, you look like, boy, you got you a mean...
I look like Os Moses Jones.
Yeah.
She gave you a mean French mustache.
I don't even have a face.
Boy, you look like an R&B single on her shirt.
You like Carl Thomas on that motherfucker.
Why the fuck she got me looking like I'm ordering chicken?
She got, you looking heartbroken on that bitch.
Yeah.
No, she got me looking like I just pulled up the North Park Mall.
I love this shit.
We got real, niggas in Mississippi, man, ah,
cookie little, cookie, a, cuck a little, cuck a little, cuck a little,
homebed, homebed, ah.
Shout out to all the niggas.
They used to run real fast, but you had to take your shoes off first.
Only Mississippi can give you a goddamn foot race
on a gravel road with no shoes on.
And run a 4-3 on your ass.
Now that Mississippi, that's that country, nigga, period.
On that gravel road.
Oh, what?
Because you got to need that grip.
You got to have them toe.
That toe got a grip.
A little headstock, you need that.
That's why these niggas got feet like UFC fighters.
You niggas been running on gravel your whole life.
What's crazy?
You're running for the police?
Shit, fuck you mean.
Man, these black police officers ain't chasing nobody.
Not in Jackson?
See, that's a different.
Jackson niggas shoot back at the police.
Ain't gonna be no goddamn.
For real?
Hell yeah.
These nigger been crazy down here.
Damn.
Jackson niggins buss at the police.
Nigger.
Buster, you turn in the middle of the goddamn street,
loop back and shoot her.
This nigga shooting at us.
Bow, bow, bow, bow.
You ain't the only one with a gun,
pussy-assad, nigga.
These niggas got to be cousins.
Ain't nowhere in the world.
Them niggas got to know each other.
Hey, man, what the fuck you doing shooting in me?
What the fuck you do is shooting at me?
That's crazy.
As end up in the claren ledger on the front page.
A niggins shoot out at the police in Jackson, Missouri.
Look at the police.
He agreed.
Yeah, the niggins will shoot back.
Hey.
Why made you want to be a black police officer, sir?
Hey, fellas, I think we have, I think we have broke the record.
Hold on, Chico.
I got to ask this nigger what made him want to be the police.
Why do you do that?
You don't even know.
Just being a-
I just want to be a superhero.
Hey, I think we broke the record for all this furniture ever, nigga.
Right.
This shit came from that 70s show.
This shit, this chair that Madigan-Everson then met on.
They were like, look.
That's the furniture of them niggins was sitting on when the doctor came out.
Yeah, you have been part of the Tuskegee experience.
What you fellas have right here is called syphilis.
This is the first heroin addict chair right here.
Right.
You better enjoy them chairs.
They used to be for white people only.
That's what I'm saying.
They used to not let niggas sit down in Mississippi.
Fuck you getting comfortable for us.
Sten your black ass up.
This is a colored chair.
Yeah, this is the original furniture right here.
You shit your color.
You can tell this leather.
This right here was handmade right here.
That's all for up.
Leave that shit alone.
They got this shit from Morgan Freeman, old house.
You lift that motherfucker up.
They're going to be a nigga up in there like, ah.
I've been hiding up with him for 20 years.
Exactly.
This is the original...
This that furniture that be at your auntie house,
they used to be on drugs, but she ain't no more.
Mm-hmm.
This is that good reading child.
This is a newspaper child.
Yeah.
It's the chair you'd be sitting on with your uncle and your grandma
watching divorce cord on some shit.
No, you know what you watch on this couch?
What?
God damn in the heat of the night.
That's the only thing you watch it.
That's the only thing you watch.
In the heat of the night.
I used to hate that damn show.
Man, me too.
My auntie used to watch that shit faithfully.
But if you watch this shit.
Niggas on that show that you can feel it.
Listen to here, knicker.
If you watch that shit for two minutes, you got to watch the whole episode.
You got to, because that shit real.
In the heat, this is my auntie playlist.
In the heat of the night, Matt Locke,
Lock, murder she wrote, then she'll watch old game shows and shit, like, motherfucking
Price is Right.
Man, Price is Right, that got damn bullshit.
Do you tell me the one with Bruce, what the nigga name is?
Bob Barker.
Bob.
No, not Bob.
What's the other nigger?
Not Drew, the black nigger.
Wayne Brady, man.
No, we're talking about the old price.
Oh, that thing crowd keeps getting small and small.
When Bob Barker had the little skinny mic, he used to hold that bitch like this.
Welcome to the prices, right?
Right.
Them old shows.
I'm talking about them old TV shows, your grandma and shit used to watch.
You say what?
You say what?
This is that sound for the sign couch right here.
Wheel of Fortune, yeah, of course, will of fortune.
Jeopardy.
I remember niggas in my house used to watch Jeopardy and just yell out answers that wasn't right, like they were smart.
Oh, I know that, 1838, that was motherfucking, uh, that was Napoleon in them.
Hey, you ever be watching Jeopardy with a stupid motherfucker?
They get the hardest question right, and you had to re-evaluate them.
What is a phosphorus root?
Phosphorus root is correct.
What the fuck?
For 2000.
I told you I wouldn't know that.
I do not know.
I don't watch that stupid-ass shit.
I ain't never got one of the bitcher right.
Ever.
Never.
Go ahead.
What is?
I'd be like, uh...
Man, change the timer, man.
I don't know this shit, man.
But when you do know the answer, you get excited.
Oh, motherfucker.
I know that, that's a goddamn, uh, yeah,
that's Nelly right there,
they ask the question you know.
Man, who was the one that made the phrase dirty,
D-E-R-T-T-Y, famous out of St. Louis?
Feel near, near, near, near, near, near, near, near,
near, near, near, near, near,
that's, what if, Nellie, right?
The music keep going, you know you got it wrong.
You're like, right, nigger, right.
Am I right, motherfucker?
I said, what is Nelly?
Oh, you're correct, Nellie.
How much did you wager?
Two million dollars.
You didn't have that much.
Oh, well, $5,000.
I like when the nigger had a wrong answer.
They'd be so confident about the shit.
I wager $2,000.
Who is Murphy Lee?
We're sorry, Murphy Lee is not correct.
Same crew, but different rapper.
I want to go with
Harry Coochie for 400, please.
Harry Coochee for 400.
This method of shaving is used by black women
who are about to receive penis
that they did not know what's coming.
What is?
Hold on right fast.
Nope.
No, hold on right fast is not the correct answer.
What is a baby wipe?
Baby wipe is correct.
Yes, they get that tang off.
They get that tang off.
Keep going.
It'll be dirty too.
What's the next category?
The next category.
Mr. John John, you got the correct answer.
What are your next category?
Okay, uh, shit.
Okay, um, shit.
Mississippi is not racist for a thousand, please.
Mississippi is not racist for a thousand.
Okay, first answer.
In the state of Mississippi,
this is considered outrageous and an outlaw,
no matter what it is, you do.
Um, being a nigger in Mississippi.
Being a nigger in Mississippi is correct.
Mr. Miller, you have gotten the correct answer.
Next category.
Can we go back to Harry Coochie for 600?
Harry Coochie for 600.
This excuse is used by a woman who has forgot to go to her waxing appointment,
yet she is still going to allow you to come to the home.
Ah!
What'd you say again?
What is you could come over here, but we ain't doing shit.
Exactly.
For 600, Mr. Miller is correct for Harry Coochie.
Can I speak on that?
Okay.
Ladies, could you please stop saying that?
Because grown men eat nine ladders that fell on the floor.
With the paper still on them.
With the paper still on it.
Hey, fruit looms with the glue on it, bitch.
Come on.
All right, Mr. Miller, you have the correct answer.
Next category.
Can I get titties for 200?
Titties for 200.
I didn't see that.
Ah.
All right.
It's over here in the corner.
Okay.
This act is done by all women who have a breast size over sea when they return home from a long day of work.
Ah!
Ah!
Mr. Junja.
It comes out there bra and hit the flow like this.
Correct for 200.
200. I thought the correct answer was what is scratch right here under that
titty? Also correct for 200. What is get the deodorant residue from right
here? Also correct for 200. You guys are on a roll. Mr. Miller since you
answered first you are allowed to get the next category. I'll take the
daily double. Can I get baby mama drama for a thousand please?
Baby mama drama for a thousand. Okay here is your answer. This is
said by all baby mamas once she finds out that another woman has entered the picture.
Ah.
Mr. John John.
I can't stand you. That why you be eating my ass, you staking ass bitch.
Mr. Miller.
What is?
You better not have that bitch around my kids.
Correct for a thousand.
Correct for a thousand.
All right.
That was it.
Next category.
Mr. Miller.
Why did I think of that?
Next category, Mr. Miller, where would you like to go?
Come on.
I take child support for 300.
Child support.
Bling, ding, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, ding,
daily double, all right.
I don't know about that.
Child support for 300.
Here is your answer.
This is said...
It's a question, nigger, question.
Well, the answer is what you have to give, Mr. John John.
Let me do my job.
All right.
This is said by all men who receive a court order
court order to appear for child support.
God, I got it, I got it.
What is it, Mr. John John?
I'm gonna kill this bitch.
No, Mr. Miller.
You gonna put them foes all in that
being like that?
Correct.
Y'all are really gonna say that.
You ain't gonna murk the bitch, you gotta be bought up.
All right, all right, Mr. John John,
we're not gonna commit any murders here.
All right, we're not gonna commit a murder,
but we're just gonna hit you.
the bitch one time. Okay. All right.
Speaking of hit the bitch, I take domestic
violence for 400.
Domestic violence for 400.
All right. This
action is performed by all
men who are infuriated
but refuse to put their hands
on their woman.
Ah!
Mr. Jun John.
What is? Grab the pistol.
Ba, five, five.
No.
What is the quick grab?
Bitcha!
Yes.
Correct.
No, that's not crazy enough.
Stop, stop.
That ain't crazy enough.
You gotta let that whole no, stop playing with me.
Mr. John John?
You didn't see all the women who was like, y'all.
Correct.
The quick grab.
Ladies, make some noise if you like the quick grab.
The women enjoy being grabbed, which means they initiate the action in the first place.
You played a quick grab with the wrong nigger and he'll know how to release.
Would you like to stay with domestic violence?
Uh, Mr. John John, stay behind your podium, Mr. John John.
No, bitch, you want to quick grab, bitch.
Mr. John John, Mr. John, Mr. John, Mr. John, Mr. John, you have to stay behind your podium, all right?
No, fuck that.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Stop dropping on microphones.
Fuck that, Jiko.
That's how you know we're some good-ass comedians, name.
We just made a room full of people laugh at domestic violence.
It's not funny!
It's great!
That's great.
It's not funny.
It's not, but somebody not been through it.
Actually, there's some women in here right now going through it.
Scared to laugh because their man has their hand on their shoulder.
Hey, fellas, make some noise.
Your girl ever grabbed you and you couldn't get loose.
No, that mean you're a pussy-a-nigie, bud.
No, she had the leverage.
Stop playing.
All right, Mr. John John.
Let me go.
I'm glad you said that.
Let me go.
Since you said that, I'm going to let me go.
Let me go.
Mr. John John.
Stop playing, bitch.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe, man.
Stop playing, man.
You're going out?
You're going out?
Stop playing.
He's going to sleep.
He's going to sleep.
I told you, man.
These Mississippi women strong and fuck.
She grabbed your ass in the kitchen playing.
You can't get loose.
Nah, do you know when she got you out,
but you're like, go ahead.
If a bit ever choke you and you're looking at the ceiling,
Nick.
I got your ass now.
You want to tell her you love her.
What she say?
You chucking me for real.
What she say?
Hey man, that was some real shit.
These ladies will sneak up on you and chuck the fuck.
If she grabbed you, how the fuck you gonna get loose?
You don't get loose.
How are you gonna get loose?
I'll bite her arm.
Ha!
No.
She ain't gonna feel like.
Hold up.
Watch.
Hold up.
Because between them arms and that titty, you're going to sleep, boy.
Because the titty feel like a pillow, but the arm got muscle in it, so you
You're like, you confuse.
You're like, look.
It's about five women on this front row.
You couldn't get a loose front.
I know she ain't gonna let a nigga go.
Let me tell you something.
She's strong as a motherfucker.
I won't bite you.
Titties ain't playing.
This bitch 6-1 with no shoes on.
Then look at her sister right here.
Look, look at them shoulders on that.
Man, these women are beat the shit.
I bite her whole wig off.
What you better let me go?
Bite her wig off like you're pulling the pen out of grenade,
Nick.
There's some strong women out here.
Big strong-a-niggin' a yellow.
yellow shirt. What the fuck?
Motherfucking say,
Nowell. Where you're going?
Big stupid-ass shirt.
What you want to eat, Noel?
Where you see yourself being in five years?
Noel.
What you do for a living, Noel?
Live.
You play football for a living?
Who, niggas?
Nowhere.
You play for the church.
He played for the nowhere.
The nowhere niggas.
They live in Jackson every second.
You know, you'll be tackling Deacons and shit.
Niggins and shit.
They're about to die in a minute.
Who you play for, G?
Hardcore.
No, all-core.
Encore.
What that is?
That's an all-core.
That's a school?
Yeah.
Ah, damn, say that then,
nigger, be proud.
That shit sound like an energy drink.
You in college?
There ain't no way you're supposed to be in college.
You're a grown man.
You drink one of these uncores.
You just turned 20.
You miss a shipping, nigga ain't no fucking way
you just turned 20.
That's the baby you were talking about right here.
That nigga was seven earlier
the day, now he's 20 and play for Alcorn.
This nigga is 20.
You're a 20 damn lie.
You 30-9.
What are you from, bro?
Gulfport, hell yeah, that nigga 20.
Yeah.
Yeah, them golf port, niggas.
That green-ass water, he just looked grown.
That nigga, yeah, you're 21.
When niggins in Goport really think they live on the beach.
All they want, a toxic than a motherfucker.
They got fish down there with human feet on them.
Kind of feet, we got a fuzzy.
Hey, remember you was telling me about Mississippi,
you were telling me about the Delta.
Naga.
Y'all, y'all are here from the, no, from the Delta.
Oh, I thought you had to roar of the deltas.
Scoo- who.
From the Mississippi Delta, this is one of the
roughest places in America.
Now, it's so rough down there.
They got a motherfucking truck that come out every day
at 6.30 and spray for bugs, thing.
Them motherfuckers got a bug truck.
Everybody down, they're going to have cancer.
Right.
They're spraying that old-ass bug spray
just a smoky-ass truck coming down the street.
I think that must be where I drove through coming down here
because them bugs were so big.
I was hitting on the highway.
It sounded like it was raining outside.
I'm like, nigger.
Where the fuck am I going?
Y'all need to get the National Guard down this motherfucker
for them.
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Oh, hell yeah, they changed it back.
That's what I'm talking about fifth.
You know damn well Joe need their royalty check.
You're on 92 a.m.
Crack smoke in your body.
My expectation low.
I just want to stay wet with the fan on.
A poor city kid. Just try marijuana.
Hey
Mio
Roche Romeo
You're watching
The Breakfast Club
You're watching The Breakfast Club
Rochee, Angela Flea, and Charlemagne the King, and this is The Brunch Club.
We have a special guest this morning.
He has the number one song in the country.
The ladies love his songs and the thugs love his raps.
It's the one and only Roach Romeo.
Hey, what's up everybody?
Yeah, thanks for having me.
You know, I appreciate the opportunity to be up here, you know, rocking out with y'all, Roche Romeo.
I see you've got the world famous pink rat fur coat on the day.
Got the shades on with your faith on it.
You're getting that bread, huh?
Hell yeah, the crust and everything.
Shit, I'm trying to get a whole loaf, you feel me?
Yeah, I was definitely going to say you got his light-skinned roaches out here looking real good, Romeo.
You know I'm at to give me one of them furs.
Matter of fact, I'm going to need like 45 furs.
You know, I got a lot of kids.
We like to match and wear the same shit.
I know you see the drip, matter of fact, I got the new rat fur line coming out.
We got rat for socks.
We got rap for headbands.
We got rat for everything, man.
You know what I mean?
Salute to my rat fur plug.
You only can get that if you come through Roach Romeo.
You did?
Yeah, let's move on.
I feed.
I know the lady feed, too.
What's that tour life like?
Hey man, you know, I'm just out here doing what I was born to do.
Breaking hard, stacking my chips, you know, crawling through the chips.
If you got a bag of chips, I'm going to crawl all through there.
That's why I got all these crumbs on my right fur.
You know what I'm saying?
I just got out of bag of salt and vinegar just a little while ago.
I'm really out here, man.
I like to get my crumbs and stay away from the crumb snatchers, you know,
because there's a lot of crumb snatches out here.
You know, they want what I got.
They can't have it, but they can try, rush from you on.
Now, who talk about when you say crumb snatches?
Because I'm hearing the Big Rocky Diff, and it sounds like you want smoke.
Be Rocky about that life, though.
You sure you want to smoke with him?
Remember when he pulled the wings off that roach and it was just a torso left?
Man, I ain't scared of that bum.
Listen, Big Rocky still dressed like it's 1999, man.
He looked like he's supposed to be signed to somebody that went,
or something like that.
It's one of those noises.
I can't really get the noise down, but, you know, that dude ain't nobody to be afraid of, man.
He's a broke roach.
He's still standing at busted motel that we all come from.
How can I be worried about somebody who ain't even been able to get himself out of the situation?
May you see my coat?
Do you see, no, answer my question.
Do you see my coat?
Yeah, yeah, I see.
Do you see what it's made out of?
You know how hard it is to get a rat to give you its fur?
We don't even usually get alone like that.
I'm the first one to bridge the gap between roach and rat.
I'm the roach and rat gap closer.
You know what I mean?
So I ain't got no reason to be worried about.
Ladybugs.
Hold, I don't even want to talk about the ladybugs.
You think I got to worry about Big Rocky, man?
Dude, it's a sucker, man.
What's the next question?
So why you got all this security, Romeo?
Now I heard a rumor that you hide an actual human child
to swat away any bug that try to approach you.
Is that true?
No, no, man, ain't nobody got no security for all that.
I can't help it that humans appreciate me and want to be around me.
I can't help that.
This is a person whose house I live in now.
This ain't no regular security.
This white man that I got with me, he makes sure that everything that I need to be done is done.
And he's stepping on everything that come in my way, you know, and I deserve that.
I didn't build a legacy.
I didn't build a brand.
I don't got to be out here interacting with these dudes who ain't got nothing going on.
Roach Romeo, man.
Look at my coat.
So how did this be stuck?
Because you don't seem like the type of roach should just be picking on somebody,
especially somebody as big and crazy as him.
You know he could fly, right?
Rocky!
Bobby!
Bobby!
Hey, big Rocky!
Hey man, you did your thing out there, bro.
Man, way to go up there and turn up, bro.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I love your work.
Yeah, I know.
Pull the wings out, them holes go crazy.
Hey, yeah, you know we had all the holes up and screaming so loud, boy.
I'm talking about dropping lava sacks everywhere.
They're just passing out.
Answer now, coochie juice everywhere.
Mm-hmm.
I ain't a slit on son, too.
Is my face wet?
Look at my face.
No, no, Reggie, you good, man.
Look at my face.
Rock, what's that with your boy, man?
What's wrong with him?
I say, look at my face.
Come on now.
All the roaches.
Look in my face.
Shut your ass up.
Let's go ride, man.
Go find some holes.
Man, is that your definition of shutting up?
God damn.
Anyway, I ain't.
worry about that dude. That dude needs some help, man. But look, what's up with that feature we're supposed to be doing, Big Rocky? I mean, you already know. I'm in the studio. I got a big hit, man. I would love for you to be on, man. It's Roach Romeo. Got a real nice tune to it, man. I'd love for you to jump on that with me, man. When we're going to knock it out?
Shit, no, you be having too light skin. I don't really fuck with you. This nigga talking about a collab. Shit, I should collapse you while you're like you'll add.
What? Oh, come on, Big Rock. What are you talking about, man? Stop tripping. We're in front of all these different type of bugs. You're going to try to handle Roach business and
public like this? Chill out, man. You want to do this in front of everybody?
You heard me, you're a roach-ass roach. You ain't tweet my album. You ain't follow me back on the roach
book of the Roach Graham. You're a hater. I should fuck you up right now, matter of fact.
Didn't tweet your album? Man, did we not just share a bag of hot Cheetos together yesterday?
You tripping off the internet? You my partner in real life. Like, what the fuck is you talking about?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, no, you a hater. That's what it is. You won't bit rock his pot.
You're one of them sneaky-ass roaches climbing in the roaches winter fucking on their s'
This is shit.
Uh-huh.
Get your freaking ass out.
I fucked your sister.
I don't know.
Probably.
No, no, no.
I need more clarification on that, because I did hit a roach that kind of was built like you.
And I need to know if that was your sister, because I'm sorry, but can you give me a little bit more description?
Does your sister have a crooked wing and like one of her legs is kind of bent?
Like she got stepped on and live?
Bottom line is, nigga, you a hater.
And if I see you again, I'm gonna slap you so hard.
Nick, the palm really gonna be able to tell me my future by looking at the side of your face.
I'm talking about I'm gonna slap the shit out you too with the other hand because I know you you ain't no real nigger and you ain't never been one
Probably ain't never gonna be one you should probably start watching me more little puss ass nigger
All the real road just know what it is
I'm the only motherfucker who don't hide I crawled right out in public
All on the TV all on the cabinet all up in the kitchen
nigger this is my house y'all just live here
You really just not jumping off the porch ain't the right little red
Man, I don't give it a damn.
I'm gonna touch what the fuck I wanted to.
Loretta.
Why you always smell like Debbie D. Forty?
You stop talking shit so much to get over here.
You said you was with the shit.
Yeah, uh-huh.
And stay away from my sister too.
And my window.
Sneaky motherfucker.
Well, that's how it happened, man.
Since you decided to make me tell the story, that's how it happened.
And ever since then, we'd have been beefing.
Well, you know what, I won't even say that we beefing.
He beefing.
How can I beef?
I eat beef, baby.
You ever had a piece of well?
done steak. I have whenever I want to. These roaches, they don't even know what that type of
stuff tastes like, man. They still crawling and eating what's on the floor. They ain't never had
that, listen, man, I sat at a table with six human beings and enjoyed ta-tah, T-A-R-T-A-R. You ever seen
that before? You haven't, because you're not like me. And that's what I'm saying. I do what I do
for the people and I do what I do for the love of the game, man. You know what I'm saying? I'm
supposed to be up here promoting my new single, love in the cereal box, man, which is a hit.
So I ain't worried about Big Rocky, man.
May God bless him, you know what I mean?
I wish him the best.
I don't got no problem with Big Rocky.
Because at this point, we're in two different weight classes.
My weight classes.
Radford, baby.
You know what I mean?
I appreciate the opportunity.
But just be on the lookout for love in the cereal box.
And be on the lookout for my album, Roach Romeo.
Yeah, well, we all of the record up here.
It's scraped fire.
So shout out to Roach Romeo.
Thanks for coming out.
Be on the lookout for that new single,
Love in the Serial Box.
And for the record, Big Rocky, if you're out there listening,
I don't sing the death part.
I just sing the hook. I don't want, no problem.
Damn, he's that playing us in front of the whole world.
He ain't no real street roach. He ain't really active out here.
All the real roaches know who's really running, what's up?
You know what I'm saying? He got a little show coming up.
Now, if I run on the stage and beat the brakes off of him in front of everybody, then what?
A little pretty motherfucker.
Ah, hell yeah, but we got to get in the studio first.
Look, you got to make a response record.
You know, if we don't drop in 24 hours, they're going to say we lost the battle.
Wait, you hear this new shit up and work.
What you got?
Let me hear some.
Man, it's something that that pussy-ass roast Romeo shit.
Go ahead.
Let me hear that shit.
Pussy-ass nigger.
I'ma rip your feet off and leave your legs.
I know your ass is scared and don't be, cause I'mma put the ear, that type of shit.
Yeah, boy, you're going to jail.
Yeah.
Real tough.
I'm gonna see you though, but your ass is going to jail.
Got another one too.
Boy, let me hear that shit.
Call pussy nigger tried me cause a nigger can't fly, so a nigger tried me, so a nigger gonna die.
Roach-ass roach-a-roach-o-o-a-o-o-o-o-oed.
roach roaches fuck these niggas man what that shit is so hard that i gotta stop hanging with you
because you is going to jail yes i ain't playing with these niggas no more i hear it i'm talking about
what you is telling on yourself you're gone but that shit hard what's clips
roach romeo roo roo mojo roo moose romeo romeo romeo this was for you listen when i look at your cocoa puffs
All I want to do is make my honey night
Girl, you give me my cakes
And I'm not playing no tricks
Let me taste your waffle gris
I promise to make your corn pie
Let's make love in the cereal box, baby
Serio box lady
Serio box, let's make love in the cereal.
Serio box, baby, serial box lady
Serio box lady, Siri
Bona, no, no, no, I'm a be your captain,
Pudger, I'm a be your baby,
I'm going to make you bust your nuts
I'm going to make you crazy
being the same of you
bo.
Y'all used to fuck with this girl from the Delta.
I went over her mama house,
walked in the kitchen.
Motherfuckers ain't had no kitchen flow.
It was just dirt.
Damn.
In her house?
In the house?
It was just a dirt kitchen.
God damn.
How did you end up over there?
Shit, bitch ain't sweeping years.
Shit.
Ain't no sweet.
You want it in.
Woof.
They plan hide and go seek.
Bet you can't find me.
He!
Ah!
You want to see a magic trick?
Yep.
Nah.
Nigger being in LA, I'm about to spank you, shit.
No, you're not.
Ain't no place on earth like Mississippi, thing, I'm telling you.
I agree.
Yeah, it is called the zoo.
No, it ain't.
This is just different, my nigga.
I'm bull with y'all.
Y'all want to move, but y'all can't.
Shit, what the fuck we gonna go?
Yeah, this is it.
Yeah, I bought with y'all, help.
We ain't going no goddamn well.
We're staying right in their bids.
I'm gonna tell you y'all gotta make a chain, man,
like y'all real niggas.
So when y'all leave here, try to make a change,
if y'all can.
They ain't leaving.
I'm talking about when they leave here,
like go back to their house with the dirt in the,
with the whoosh, that shit.
Hey, he already let you know.
Hey, man, where you going?
Nowhere, fuck you talking out.
I'm telling you, this is a different place.
Make some noise if your dog ain't never
in your house.
That's fucked up.
That is fucked up.
That ain't your dog.
That's the city dog.
Shit.
That's the outside dog.
Don't buy no dog.
It just be a dog in the yard.
They'd be like, Mama, can we feed it?
I guess.
They got rabies.
Don't do that.
I used to always say,
all dog have rabbi.
I don't get a buck.
Feed that shit.
Them dog be looking sick at hand,
bro.
You'd be like, man,
let me get that nigga
a goddamn bone, man.
Yeah.
You can tell when a dog's sick, that motherfucker don't even try to bite.
He took you that look, nigga.
I'm not biting nobody, can you?
If you got anything left, chicken bone, whatever, my nigga.
I won't even come over there.
I know I stink, my man.
Man, I see you with the food.
Motherfucking dope fiend dog, nigg.
Hey, hey, hey, how you?
Roo-R-R-H-H-H-H.
Hey, er-R-R-R-R-R.
Hold on now, before you go over there, now,
I've seen you with that goddamn dollars for.
with the chicken wing, I was just one of them,
you can ur-ur for a little bit of our-R-R-R-R.
Yeah, they have soap-fein dogs.
No, right, right.
Don't have that.
Right, right.
I be thinking like, what do dogs, like,
I know people be speaking, like, what do dog be talking about
when they be roof-roofing?
Us.
Like, roof, roof, roof, look at that roof-ha-roofing.
I wonder if dogs think we, their pits.
I think so.
That way, when I be like, come out,
that need be like, nigg, you come to me, nigg.
Like when they be out and you walking them
and they see other dogs, they're like,
you see my nigga, I'm just walking his ass
so he's on shit in the house.
Yeah, he didn't lost the job,
and girl caught him going through it phone and shit.
But what I let you day say?
That's why dogs smell each other's ass
so they can see what kind of shit they've been up to.
Nah.
You're stupid.
Very good.
Dogs is cool, but it's one animal.
I do not fuck with.
I refuse to fuck with.
Squirrels, nigga.
You don't fuck with squirrels?
Man, fuck squirrels, man.
I fuck with squirrels, man.
I don't fuck with squirrels,
because squirrels, my nigga,
like, they rats,
but they just got more fur on the tail.
Squirrels let you know when the police come.
They're like,
they come in.
Know the fuck they don't.
Niggas start jumping from shit.
I don't fuck with squirrels,
nigg,
squirles.
Why not, nigga?
Because, man, you don't know what they do.
You don't know what they do.
walking down the street, nigga, you standing at the
motherfucking stop, like, then the squirrel just run
up your ass, now you're going to piss on yourself.
That means you had something on you that he
wanted, like. And what do squirrels want?
Like, nine ladies and shit, like,
how the fuck did you get so versed in squirrel?
Man, I come from Atlanta, nigga.
Y'all got like a squirrel population? We ain't got the bugs
spray, but we got mosquitoes and squirrels
and other people, pets, niggas, all that shit.
They just in your house. Squirrels, nigga.
We ain't scared of shit, that.
I ain't seen no picture.
That's because it ain't none.
Pigeons don't come to Mississippi.
Fuck no.
Ain't no buildings.
It's buildings?
We're in a building.
What the fuck some pensions look like standing on top of the bank?
Man, I'm going to New York.
Fuck this shit.
These little bit of building, nigga.
I live by a grocery store.
They don't be throwing shit on the ground for the building.
Oh look, wait a minute.
Man, what you're going through?
I saw you holding that titty.
You okay?
She put something in it.
No, she was holding it, but it was upside down.
like she was about to feed somebody with it what are you doing oh okay I take it
you know we we are tinnies they set up for success you see them because they
up high they're in the little stomach holding them up yeah she got that nice bill nice
set up where you from titi bill nancy she got that who she got that tongue
throat name that's one name you know the head girl with you what's your name my name
Cetian.
Thiefen.
Ah, what's the future?
What's up?
She talked like a librarian.
You love me?
What's, what you say?
I'm gonna need anybody.
You live in the Warland?
Live in the Orleans.
I could just listen to her fuck up words all day.
I live in the Orleans.
Say Sprite.
I need a Sprite.
She said, she said, Sprite.
Sprite.
I like that shit.
Their head got to be bombed.
A little bit.
When the tongue sit on top of the teeth like that.
Hey, what's up with you, necker?
Like nothing, dick.
That's what's up with me, ma'am.
I like her.
Love it.
Ooh, him how, cricklella, cricklella, ah.
You didn't hear what she said, I live in Duolins.
What the fuck is Duolins?
Say it again.
What you live at?
See what?
Bitch on Facebook, never mind.
Yeah.
Say it, oh, y'all stupid.
So big.
Wait, you for us.
Say it again.
We like it.
Salute to all the ladies in here that got gold teeth.
Love to y'all.
It's about four of them.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they might not have came to the show,
but they was out in the streets today, boy.
I'm talking about big goals.
Looking like Project Pat.
I'm like, hey, ma'am.
What up, Chico?
Y'all fuck around to Jackson tonight.
I'm like, not with you, ma'am.
You got all goals.
You look at all goals.
You're in the 3-6 Mafia.
That's what she looked like.
She did.
I seen a lady with all golds in the front of her mouth.
I was like, boy, she's...
You fuck with that?
I'm going to kill myself.
No, I can't fuck with that.
You couldn't fuck with a woman with all-go-old teeth, niggas.
She suck your dick.
Now you got a staff infection.
You're like, damn.
Would you fuck a woman that sold drugs?
Yes.
I definitely fuck a dope.
Smoke all day.
I like a gangster bitch, though.
I like a bitch that is jumping the driver seat.
if you go rob the liquor store niggins.
She come out, she's already in the drive and see,
come on, baby, I already got the car going on, come on.
That's a real Geisty bit.
I like him Gage's a bit that a fight with you,
uh-uh, y'all ain't been to tell my man.
You ain't been to do that, uh-uh, babe, go, babe.
I'm like, baby, I'm gonna come back, baby, I'm gonna come back.
If I do get a woman that's gonna fight with me,
I hope she's from Mississippi,
because I know y'all here hard than a motherfucker down here.
White lady, you'll help your man fight.
Y'all been beating niggas up for years.
You'll help your man.
fight white lady she'll get in her car and lock the doors they're here she'll help him fight
she'll help him fight the charges i got a lawyer that's great all right you just just sit down there
for another two days did you see how she answered the question she said god no god no i'm not you'd be
surprised that white lady probably got a big ad bat a big back got her car you know what over my
dead body i'm gonna kill you both white lady you really wouldn't help your man fight
That fucked up.
She's thinking about it.
She's like, no, why would I?
Look at all against the bitches.
That's why you're single white bitch.
You gotta help your nigga fight.
By the damn cell.
We're in motherfucking, Mississippi.
You better help that nigga fight.
You ain't gonna help your man fight?
That's why would you help him?
You know, white people had road rage.
That's what y'all fight are in the middle of the street.
Get over, asshole!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Pull over!
You pull over.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Get out of the car, asshole.
Bro.
Get on.
Come up.
Come, you know what.
Fuck you.
Hey, fuck you.
Hey, fuck you.
Hey, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey, you cut me off, asshole.
You cut me off.
You know what the fuck I did.
You want to come over here and look at this bumper.
This bumper is red.
That's fucking your fucking truck.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you got one more time to raise your fucking voice in me, bro.
I got one more time.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
A nigga be watching this whole shit, man.
Look at this shit right, hell boy.
I don't give a fuck.
You don't give a fuck?
I don't give a fuck.
I'll kill you and your whole fucking family.
You'll do what?
Fuck you.
You'll fuck your car.
Holy shit.
Fuck your car, dude.
Fuck your car.
Fuck your car.
Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey man, y'all go ahead with all that shit, man.
Hey man, y'all go ahead.
Man, y'all move, man.
Get off me, asshole.
Hey, man, y'all move, man.
Get the fuck off of me.
Get the fuck.
Call the cops.
Call the cops.
Y'all move, man.
Y'all go ahead with all that, man.
Y'all get out the way, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I just kicked your ass.
Hell no.
I'm putting all this shit on Facebook.
Bro, you let it get you, bro.
Why you let it get you?
I kicked this fucking ass.
John 316.
For God so loved the world
that he gave his only begotson.
That's my fucking joke.
Man, why you doing like that, bro?
I kicked this fucking ass.
That's right. That's right.
Shout out to Anthony at the university
that cuts grass.
Yeah.
I kicked his ass.
Y'all move, bro.
Y'all got the tramping fucked up, man.
Move your car, bro.
Hey, you want to go get lunch?
Fucking right.
All right, all right.
All right.
Hey, I like that little headlock you put me in there, buddy.
Yeah, it was cool.
That was crazy.
Yeah, I learned it from my black friend in Mississippi.
Oh, yeah.
It's crazy, man.
You just watch how you drive, bro.
I mean, it's all right.
You're pretty cool.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Hey, hey, really quick.
Hey, that black guy that was recording us?
Yeah.
He looked a little suspicious, didn't he?
The whole time we was fighting, he did record us.
He recorded us.
He recorded us.
I think he might have some drugs in the car.
Under our cassette.
You want to go check it out?
Let's do it.
Check it all.
Hey, bud.
Hey there, big guy.
Man, what the phone?
Just want to see ya, give you a little holler.
Hey, we were a little confused.
We had a little scuffle over there.
You were recording us.
Man, I ain't seen nothing, bro.
Don't ask me nothing.
No, no, no, no.
Bullshit.
It's only one shadow around here.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, man.
Hold on.
I mean, you said you were going to put it on Facebook.
My friend looked up your Facebook, and you have four names.
Your name is Keith always got the bitches where I want him Jones.
So which one is it?
Is your Keith Jones, or is it always where you want the bitches?
I'm going to tell you right now, if you don't delete that video, buddy, listen here,
you're going to be facing up the 40,000 years.
Hard labor.
In parchment prison.
Mm-hmm.
Cutting grass for community colleges.
Hey, take a little, hold up, man.
Get you watch your hands.
We're like, waiting.
What, you just put your forearm on me, buddy?
Did you just buck up blacky?
Co-Tand, we got it.
I'm under, he hit me three, four times.
Come here, come down here.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
I just got swung on.
Hey, Bob.
He fucking hit me.
Bob, calm down.
We got a witness.
Back up.
Hey, white woman.
Hey, how are you?
Hey, we had a little incident there.
We were just wondering, did the black guy touch you?
Don't tell them shit, baby.
You didn't see anything.
Baby, don't talk to them.
Oh, you sure you didn't see anything, ma'am?
You beautiful.
There's a lady over here who said, hell nah.
Did you see something, ma'am?
She ain't seen nothing.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute now.
I might don't like those nigger guys.
The fuck.
But when they come to these beautiful black bitches, listen here.
Those booties are so big, I knew a way to talk to them.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Simequah, my partner didn't know how to talk to you.
If you tell me what I need to know, I'll make sure man-man be on every football team.
I'll take you to Piccadilly.
Hey, hey, why you talk to her for a second.
Piccadilly has great match potatoes.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm going to go down here and ask my buddy from nowhere if he's seen anything.
Hey, hey, big man.
Hey, hey, big man.
How you doing? You play for All Corn State, right?
Say you're 20 years old. How would you like to spend the next 20 years nowhere?
If you don't tell us what we want to know, you're going nowhere fast.
So what did you see up there? Did the black guy do something?
I ain't seen a damn thing.
Told you, boy, the Mississippi nigger thorough.
Ain't nobody sees shit.
Oh, there's somebody here who's seen something.
Go get somebody, man.
Somebody seen something.
I bet you can't find one person in here that same.
You know what?
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Can I squeeze him back?
Oh, he got up.
That, that nigg is a snitch.
Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
I didn't mean to hit your breath.
That nigga got up.
Hey, hey, hey.
I seen something.
I seen something.
How you doing, baby?
You win, cricket.
Shit.
Hold on.
Hey, Bob, Bob.
Hey, my guy here, I think we got a witness.
Hey, what's your name, buddy?
Nate.
Nate, what did you see, Nate?
I didn't see nothing.
You didn't see nothing.
He ain't seen shit, I told you.
Mississippi hold it down.
What did you see?
They didn't see shit.
Nobody seen shit.
They ain't seen shit.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, I'm gonna find somebody.
Oh, hold up, hold on, hold on, let me.
Chico, hold on, let me say so.
I think we found a witness.
It better be, no, it may not be no niggas in here
screaming louder than the women.
What the fuck wrong with y'all?
I walked over there, that nigga said,
Colos, call out.
They love me over here, where you are?
Ooh, I love you, baby.
Hey.
Oh, I love you, baby.
Oh shit, bitch, I'm gonna bit me.
Hey, Bob, we got somebody that's been sitting here for a while.
Hey, you saw the whole incident, didn't you?
He ain't see shit.
He didn't see anything.
That's what he said.
That's why I fuck with Mississippi, because ain't nobody since shit.
How about you?
What you see?
You ain't seen shit.
You got on one glove like O.J.
I know you said something.
Mark McLeod Buffu.
Mary McLeodbath.
What'd you see, Mary?
Did you see anything?
Did you see the incident?
Hold up.
Hold up.
What she said?
She just came from the blow drive right here.
You got to excuse her.
Somebody seen something around this goddamn man.
She just said the blow drive up.
Ain't nobody seen shit.
Who's seen something around here?
Everybody.
Hey, how are you, ma'am?
Did you see anything up there?
You're here.
We've been out of the whole time.
She hasn't seen shit either.
She's seen shit.
What, you see something?
Oh, Chico.
In the back, did y'all see something?
This is a good woman right here, right here.
This is a good woman right here.
What's so a gang?
A nigga, a little longer hair.
In the back, did anybody see anything back there?
Who saw something?
Who saw something back here?
Look at that forehead.
Oh, the lady up here saw something.
Nice poohie.
She got that little forehead.
like a dolphin you got to fuck with it oh what's up man hey he hadn't shaped like a football
isn't he but apc he saw some he got a spiral head he saw something i know he saw something
because of hot tight he got his shoes tight he laced up his shoes because he's ready to run the
story what you see i'm gonna tell you what i'm about to break it down you guys i'm about the
right now i'm gonna say you guys right now i didn't see a motherfucking thing there you go there you go there
Hey, Chico, I knew he wasn't going to tell you shit.
Any nigga whose shoes look like two aspirins ain't going to talk.
They got them Tylenol P.M. zone.
They got an ibupro for eight hummus.
Shoes.
They got a big migraine.
Shut out to everybody who in here tonight.
What did you see?
I know he saw something.
I know you saw everything.
He was in a drive-thru at White Castle.
Why are you sweat sitting down, sir?
You're nervous?
onion chips you're hot well that's your fault all right all right she go he's at a white
castle ain't nobody seen nothing god damn you know that nigger driver suburban
hey hey hey stop being a fucking oh no dude niggins shit oh why i thought too's a lesbian anyway
oh my god i think a bill like a lesbian man just i thought this nigg was a girl
I thought it was a lesbian.
God damn.
What size that I'm tedious?
What size?
She said size.
Forty-six G?
God damn.
Look at the white man.
He's like good shit.
Good gracious tinnies.
Did you see anything, ma'am?
Did you see anything?
Y'all yelling like y'all at a graduation.
What?
That's my baby!
Hey, how you got your brakes on?
Got your breaks?
Got your brakes?
Put your brakes on.
Don't need the niggins just accident
and start rolling back in that motherfucker.
Hey, that nigger, he got the OJ club on.
My nigger, you got your brakes on?
Hey.
You got your brakes on?
One new nigger took a picture with me.
That nigger right there, he took a picture with me.
He ain't have your brakes on, nigger at the end of the picture.
That nigg was rolling out the pistol like this.
Oh.
The nigger was blaring in the picture.
in the picture what's up gee how you doing man what's all white man ah you see anything
man he ain't seen shit he been rolling hey hey how were you how you doing you see anything did you
see anything great i'd be mad as fuck if i'm if my girl was one of them ladies screaming
like a nigga walk by and she's screaming yep i'll pitch your ass you ass your ass up
i'm jeffes i i pinch that bitch my man right here
Did you see it?
This your lady right here?
You saw it?
This your lady?
My man saw it.
What you see?
What's you see?
What's you see?
That nigga retarded.
All right.
He's slow.
He's a little slow.
He's a little slow.
He said, I don't win the money that do titty.
That nigga.
That nigga been waiting around all day.
What the fuck wrong with buddy, buddy, buddy?
He got a mistake from the drop.
I know you saw something.
You're dressed like you sell time shares.
What you do?
do.
You sell insurance.
He said he works in the HR department for the bank.
What's up?
Everybody who sell insurance third part is third part of
God.
I love you too.
Y'all company connected and that company
connected to another company.
Oh, what's up, big, y'all.
Y'all want to go out of being in two.
Damn, man.
Oh, my God.
These are for us.
She's so fine.
Hey, but this car been in your wallet for a long.
Hey, guys, we got a little perfect.
Your motherfucker got a smile.
She bought us something. She bought us thank you gifts. Oh for her time out time out. Time out let her tell us why you bought us. She's she bought me. She bought me some. Hold on time out.
My mama happy ass and y'all really got us through a tough time so she literally like that.
So this is for y'all. This is just a smile.
She said, thank you, to you doing what you're doing,
because Gaple's really the kid to my soul.
My mama used to just love you.
She's giving a check-in-old.
She said her mama used to love your goof-ass.
Oh, for real.
Tell her.
She said her mama passed, and we got her through,
her whole family, through the problem
of her mama passing, and she bought us
and told her love you, baby.
Oh.
How y'all gonna hug without me?
Now you gotta come back.
Come on, man.
We get some group to send you.
That shit beautiful.
That shit beautiful.
Don't be trying to make me crack.
I'm telling her, too.
You know my knees, bad.
What, you're talking to shit.
She keeps talking shit.
We're about to roast your ass.
I'm trying to say your ass.
You keep talking about my partner knees.
At least he got some.
I got some of my partner,
she ain't got no knees.
My knees ain't bad.
My knees ain't bad.
My knees are gone.
But you better dab me up, stupid-ass,
butt wrong with you.
Acting like you ain't got this stupid-a-polling tail in your head.
I got good needs.
Did you see anything, ma'am?
What's up, girl?
You don't know what he wanna do this shit.
You ain't see nothing.
Let me go over here.
She keep holling my name, this shit.
What's that, then?
What's up, girl?
You're trying to get a picture.
For what?
That's your son.
What's up, ugly, naked, Nick?
Put a dark-ass picture of me on Facebook.
Boy, what the fuck?
A little stupid ass.
Ah!
Where y'all at?
This nigga got that.
Can't even see me on this shit.
Oscar the Grouch head.
What's up with you?
Hey, you remember that candy,
a little dip-tick candy, like, ah.
Yeah.
You got the, yeah.
You got the goddamn dipstick.
They ain't got carnival candy head.
That is shit with purple green.
Yeah, feel like a mega church.
It is built like a.
Shout out to all the women who trying to give up.
They're feeling a little left out.
We shout out to all the ladies
who tried to give away some pussy
but you want to eat first.
Just say that, just say that.
Just feed the bitch.
Just feed her, man.
Just feed her.
She gonna give you that pussy.
Yeah, we'll feed you.
Only thing gonna be open when we leave here is cookout, so I hope y'all eat that.
Take her to the Waffle House.
What a Q's at? What the Q's at?
We got no Q?
Just one.
Where?
Who?
Who a Q?
Now where.
Oh, that nigga right there.
There you go Q.
There we go two.
With your booty eat now.
Ooh, eh.
All right.
That's all they do.
I love this shit.
Look at y'all.
Y'all looking good in here.
Got the waist train on the outside.
They got some sex-out women.
That way I keep walking around.
I'm like, shit.
We're out here.
Let me walk on these steps one more time, boy.
God damn, boy.
We're out here.
I want a fun of fun.
Move, white man.
Move.
But beat your ass.
I want to run with your people up top.
Let me see how you get up top.
You're going up top.
Love on me.
How you get up top.
Niggas up top be left out.
I'm going up top.
Love on me.
Oh.
Love on me.
Yo, grab that dick.
Grab that did.
Yeah.
Hey, man, quit being a fat.
A little thine ass.
I'm getting raped.
Hold up.
Going to fuck with the up top here.
Yeah, shout out to Jackson, Mississippi.
Ooh.
Ooh, lace front.
Ooh, shit.
She got braces, yep.
It's a new lace front.
She's going to come.
Crazy.
Oh, white man, this is your girl right here.
Ah, ha, ha.
What's up with your black man?
What's up, G?
DC, it's a white man in here with a black.
Yeah, that's a white man, girl right now.
She got a lace for her.
That's your girl?
That's your girlfriend from the fuck.
White dude, you're trying to smash?
Ma'am, are you here with the white man?
Yeah, she is.
Are you here by yourself?
She don't want to tell nobody.
Who you here with?
The white dude.
said all her bills on auto pay.
He don't even know what I'm saying.
He's like, yeah, that's her phone, Android.
I'm here, yeah, 95 South, yeah, North.
Wheelchair, man, slow down.
You ain't got to be rolling through here so goddamn fast.
And that nigga, I go to the bathroom.
That nigga, like, fuck that.
Left me up, nigga, lift me up!
That nigga, boo boy right now.
That nigga is fire.
Yeah, we up here now, God, father.
Yeah.
We up top.
Bitch.
What's up?
Oh!
I've made it up this motherfucker.
God damn, Chief.
Yeah.
We up here.
Up top ain't sure you that much love, man.
Up top, y'all got to mess up.
What's up?
Nicky.
That niggins up out this way up there.
Look at the people on the side.
Ain't anybody coming over there.
Fuck wrong with child.
Hey, DC.
They're like, come over here, no.
D.C.
I had to catch the oldest elevator in existence
of this motherfucker.
I see, nigger.
This is the oldest.
The elevator in America, they had to catch up this bitch.
You should have heard the elevator music was the old as a motherfucker.
When the elevator started, it just went.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
What's up, babe.
What's up, Tom?
What's good?
Okay.
What's up, white man?
Yes, I eat booty.
Yes.
We're up here.
Oh, you dropping your stuff, baby.
Yes, I eat Gucci.
Yes.
There you go.
I'm a nasty skinny nigga with a big dick.
Jackson, I got feeling up top.
We got love up top.
Y'all fuck with us up top.
Hey, man.
Hold on, watch this.
We're the ladies at up top that's looking for it.
Hey, Chico.
Hey, Chico.
What's happening?
I'm trying to see if up top lit like they lit down here.
Oh no, I thought the bottom's so lit.
I ain't even got back on stage in.
Hold on DC, let's see.
Hold up.
Top up it.
Hey.
Hey, man.
They ain't fucking with up top.
Smile, man.
Down bottom ain't fucking with the top.
You still a girl, man. Smile, man.
Hey, D.C.
Down bottom ain't fucking with up top, nigga.
Hey, boy, up top ain't fucking with bottom, nigga.
What else?
That's the tinnies.
That's the coochie.
Whatever.
Yeah, well, your coochie dry is a motherfucker there, nigga.
What?
And our titty speed.
Hey, look at y'all.
Y'all shit saggy.
Yep.
Hey.
Long titties.
If up top boy turned the down bottom, let me hear up top.
make some motherfucking noise up top.
Nope.
Well, wheelchair man, he gone?
Oh, I need somebody on this side.
Alright, it's down the bottom.
All right, hold out.
They read it, hold up, bitch.
No way.
Wait.
Damn.
It's down about the more time than up top.
Make some noise.
That ain't shit.
Watch this.
Hey, if up top got the realest nigg
in Mississippi, let me hear you make some north.
The niggas had to think about it.
They were like, uh...
What you think?
Guess what?
If the bitch is down here way about it,
then up top, make some nudge!
Hey, if the ladies up top got better pussy
than the bitches down the bottom,
let me hear you make some north.
Where the good pussy at.
Where the good pussy at.
If you got good pussy but your credit
Alright, make some dollars.
Alright, time out.
If the niggas up top, if the niggas up top
got more than $20 in their bucket right now,
let me even make some noise.
That's why they're sitting up top.
They ain't got no money.
Hey, that shit got it.
If you didn't made your ticket from a group,
make some nod.
Oh, they keep down there too.
Yeah, they're about for a group bar now here too.
Time up, time off.
Hey, if the late, we're gonna go back to the ladies.
If the ladies up top, get ahead to sound like this.
Let me hear you make some noise.
Uh-oh.
It's just two, but that's enough.
That's all you need.
Guess what?
It don't even matter.
Hey, dude, we got some real nigger down here.
Hey, make some noise if you're still hit your bitch with the flimpy dick.
No
No
No
Oh no
Over there too
Both sides
Listen
If you up
If you up top
And you fuck with the 85 South show
Jackson Mississippi
Let me hear you make some
motherfucking know
Oh
All right
I'm gonna beat you
I'm gonna beat you
If you in Jackson, Mississippi
And you just glad to be alive
And you don't give a fuck about the police
Make something no
Hey, bro, you didn't see the police officer, like, what the fuck I do to y'all?
Ain't time my child, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, look, look, let me tell you right now,
time out, time out, time out.
Ain't talking about y'all, bro, real talk, ain't talking about y'all.
Hold up.
Hey, hey, let's go ahead, tell ya, everybody, ain't talking about y'all.
Hey, if you know that all the niggas down bottom, smoking all the regular week,
Mississippi up top let me even make some noise to make a smoke reggie they don't want
to put their reggie in Mississippi they were scared nobody smoked reggie they can't
you smoke your reggie they'll cancel your insurance my right here he gave me
insurance card ain't no air conditioning up top it ain't him on it isn't it is no
air conditioning of this bitch it is real Mississippi this is Gerald avert what the fuck
I don't think it's no air in this whole building y'all doing all this moving around making it hot
nigger man I ain't never been this long in the crowd this shit is lit it feels like I'm in the old
nigga sock up this bitch it's hot than a motherfucker up here what what fuck you're talking about
Jesus I got the old ass Buick seats in his mother she died better cause she need a walk
hey look I'm gonna talk I'm gonna cut back down now I'm gonna ride this old ass elevator again y'all pray for me
Huh?
Which way I go?
They had the first graduation class in there.
Y'all bring your ass back.
Y'all been fucking with the people enough.
Let you get a free child.
Let me kiss my ass.
Y'all been fucking with the people enough.
Bring your ass back.
We got it.
Hey, God damn.
Mississippi nigger don't get no fuck.
Yeah.
Mississippi nigger don't get no fuck.
God damn, you look good.
Come on.
It always a nigga that same.
You're gonna way here.
I said, we are the children.
There we go.
Come on, come on, God damn.
We're up top.
We the game.
You go get your ass from up there.
That nigga stuck in the elevator.
The ladies is putting their ass on me and taking pictures.
I want to stay.
I'll tell you.
I ain't got back on stage yet.
I'm gonna go back up in.
I know your pussy good.
Your phone screen crap.
Hey mama.
Hey mama.
Hey mama.
Look at mama.
You do hair in the kitchen, I can tell.
I come over your house.
I'm gonna fuck you so good.
They're gonna make me a cornbread stuffing.
She do hair in the kitchen with the fan on.
Y'all don't sit down.
I like her.
She got that little tattoo on her forearm.
Now we back downstairs.
Yeah.
What's up, Nick?
I seen the girl with a panther tattoo.
What's she at?
She over there.
It don't look like a panther though.
It look like me.
like me.
I'm looking for a grown-ass woman.
I want a bitch with a no-limit record.
Hey, D.C., I want a bitch with a no-limit records tattoo.
You want a who?
A chick with a no-limit records tattoo.
I want a bitch with a tattoo that say, finally, free.
If you ever meet a girl and she got some baby feet tattooed on her, you got to fuck with her.
Yeah.
You don't have a lot.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
The head stopped.
Yeah, I know.
My sister got a tent to her, but Cheeto.
I remember when she first got it.
It was like, wow.
It was like, wow.
But now that motherfucker looked like God damn Mufasa.
When he got some.
This me and my man right here,
get a damn officer of the world.
The officer where the fuck you go, man?
That nigga is dying!
Hey, for real, that nigga got quiet as fuck.
What chick go go to?
I don't know, man.
I don't put my boy in the yoke.
Oh, man.
I'm coming, Chico!
One of the big strong-ass women that grab them.
Come here, Chico, man.
They'll put my nigga in a yoke.
Hell now, we ain't going for that.
Chico, okay, he good.
Police right here.
Hey, how you doing?
Ooh, it's Tid is airwell, Carlos.
Come back here.
Shut the fuck up.
Ooh, they grab it on this.
This is Cisco Mama want to give it to her.
Oh shit, this Cisco Mama.
Did that niggie say he's Cisco?
Say, he's Cisco Mama.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not coming back then for that.
Ooh, shit.
Oh, flametheas.
Y'all niggas having all the goddamn fun.
Ooh, somebody smelled like chint filet.
Ooh.
Oh, I think it's you, potato fries.
Ooh.
Ooh, oh, yes.
If y'all can only see what's going on.
Yes.
Ooh, hey, baby.
Hey, this nigga right here looks like he can't go work a wedding reception.
He lit, huh, baby.
Oh, sorry, baby.
Ah.
Hey, man.
Hold up.
Wait, stop.
Y'all niggas back there fucking.
It sounds like the man is getting some pussy from Shisco Mama.
Bring y'all ass back up here.
Nigger, you all...
Fuck you thought, nigga.
You almost slipped on that, boy.
We saw that shit.
So what?
I still made it.
God damn.
Hold up, nigga.
Oh, shit.
I had to run.
The old lady was back in time.
Well, they were dead.
Hey, well, I was in there, don't do whatever they want to do now.
You did.
It's an old lady back there with the Cisco haircut that said, ah, suck your dick to freedom.
I was like, come on, Mama.
Do it.
She ain't had no teeth either.
She said, you know what that felt like?
I said, she'll do.
Ooh.
Frick.
It ain't my first rode to you.
What's up, man?
Some guns?
Some guns.
Auto tune over that, girl.
We ain't saw shit all day.
You want to hit the auto tone?
You want to hit the auto tone.
Hey, man.
Hey, man, give us some pimp shit.
Hit his auto tone.
Hey, nigga, I still got your card too, stupid.
White woman wouldn't help her man fight.
That ain't right.
Hit that shit, bro.
Don't stop sing it.
White woman wouldn't help her man fight.
That ain't right.
One more time, bro.
You gotta help your man get his ass beat.
You gotta help your man get his ass beat.
That's why you lonely at the Trellipah Park.
What's she at?
Lonely at the Trull apart.
Gotta yank a house up.
Got a yank a house up.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Got a yank a house up.
Keep going.
Don't stop.
Trellipark.
Trailop.
Got a yank a house.
Uh, oh, oh.
Oh, shit.
We in Jackson, Mississippi.
Hey, bro, hit this shit one more time, that's it.
Got a yank house.
Got a yank.
Got a yank house.
Uh, oh, uh, uh.
What she got a y'a house?
Got a yank car house.
Uh, uh,
what she got a yank a house.
Up, up, up.
Uh.
One more time.
Gotta yank a house.
Up.
Up.
Up.
Uh, up.
Jackson, Mississippi.
Jackson.
Ladies with big tities.
Jacktown.
Trying to get them with me.
Come on.
All the pretty girls.
Okay.
All around the world.
All right.
I ain't fucking with Mississippi.
Come on now.
Because the pussy really dripping.
Ooh.
Say all the ladies in the top grow that was feeling on my dick.
I appreciate you, just make sure you see my laena.
We're gonna do it from the top.
We in Jackson, Mississippi, A.D.C.
Oh, back, oh, back.
Hey.
M.A.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
One more time.
Keep going.
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
Hold back, home back.
M-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-P-P-I.
Hey, M-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-P-P-I.
M-I-S-I-S-I-P-P-I.
Hold on, hold on.
M-I-S-S-I-P-B-I.
Keep it going one more time, say it thing.
Home back, home-back, home-back.
Over at, A.
U-U----------------------.
Say-way.
Say what?
Say what?
What?
What?
What?
Come.
Come back.
Come on.
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
Spell-L-A-W-B-A-S-I-P-P-I.
Yeah, yeah.
M-I-S-S-S-I-P-P-P-I.
Walked up, babe-B-B-B-B-Bitch, we talkin' shit, we up in Mississippi,
and I got the girls who can't.
the girls who came up in that bitch with big old kids.
One more time, you know my name is Loz, I like to talk this shit.
Took your girl and took her out to eat at Waffle House and shit.
Took her to the house, had the snake in the yard,
had to kill that shit for her grandma and now.
And you know she got a baby daddy,
but I don't give a fuck them, ain't my kids.
One more time when I came outside
with the motherfucking ride and the brand of the shipping.
Came to the Mississippi one more time,
but you know we're good, it was come back, come back.
I S-S-I-S-I-P-I where all the ladies looking good and look and fly.
You know they all ain't come-bye.
You already know the ladies in here and they go there.
That nigger got a yellow shirt and it reads nowhere.
Yeah, we're in Mississippi.
Crooky letter, that's what they say.
All the pretty ladies in this bitch is fucking with the 85 South Shore today.
Who we at D-C-M-I-S-I-S-I-N-P-I.
Keep it all one time.
Keep it going one thing.
Keep it going.
Kook a letter, Krikel letter I, kook a letter.
I with a crick a letter, M.I, kook a letter,
with a quick a letter, home back, what a.
Come on.
Keep it going, keep it going.
M. I.
Kuki letter, kiki letter I.
Let's say, I with a quickly letter,
I, Kuk a Latter, Krik I, Krik A,
with a Krik, Krikeye, M I with a home back, homeback,
A.
Kooleiter, A, S, S, H.
Krile letter I, M, KATH.
M-I-S-S-S-L-L-L-A-L-L-L-E-L-L-E-L-L-A, P-P-L-B-L-B-A.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Come on.
Homeback, home-back.
M-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-P-I-M-I Kik-A-K-Letta, S-I P-P-A-Rump-B-M-B-S-S-I-S-P-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-S-A-M-M-S-A-M-M-S-A-M-M-S-A-M--------------------
What?
Homeback, humpback I.
Come on.
Humble.
Hey.
Homeback eye.
Mississippi.
Mr. I said,
Am I?
Quiggle letter I.
Quigleather eye.
Quigleather eye.
Am I?
Come back, put a mohook back, humpback, humpback.
Mississippi!
Mississippi!
Yeah.
This is Mississippi!
Mississippi.
We love y'all, man.
We are the 85 South Show.
Thank you.
We love y'all in Chicago.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Talk this shit.
Talk that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Talk that shit.
Hold that shit.
Am I?
Yeah.
Come on.
M.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
M-I-I-S-S I P-P-I M-I-S-I Kik-A-L-L-A-P-L-A-M-I Kik a little
Kick a little humpback, homeby, I, M-I, M-I, F-E-P-I, M-A-M-A, M-A, M-S-Sissippi, Mississippi, Mississippi, Mississippi, M-A-M-A-M-A-N-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-S-A-S-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-S-A-S-S-A-L-A-L-A-H-A-L-A-L-A-H-L-A-L-V-E-H-L-S-T-E, U-S-T-E, U-S-T-E, U-S-T-E,
W. U.S. Y and Z.
Am I, motherfucker, A-N-E-C,
B-D-L-T, H-I, J-K, J-K-K-L-C,
M-A-L-E-L-A-R-L-A-H-A-L-L-A-H-A-L-A-H-B-A-W.
Come on, back, fuck-A, up,
Un-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B.
Come on, let's go, fuck it.
This is the 80-5 star show.
Jackson, Mississippi, give it up for the 85 South Shore one more time.
Give it up for Chico B. one more time.
Give it up for D.C. Yon Fly, one more time.
Mississippi, give it up for your very own.
Carlos Miller, one more time.
We love y'all, Mississippi. Thank you all for coming to represent with us.
Give it up for J.O.N., one more time.
for J.O.N. one more time, y'all.
Give it up a cut through on the drums one more time, y'all.
You guys are now officially 85 percenters.
Jackson, Mississippi, thank you.
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