The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The King Of The South Roast Session - D.C. Young Fly, Karlous Miller Ft. T.I. | Ep. 99

Episode Date: September 29, 2017

The T.I. Episode Karlous Miller take over Atlanta's Uptown Comedy Club for 3 Sold Out Shows!! He brought DCYoungFly and the 85SouthShow for the 2nd show where The King of the South T.I. came out to represent with the crew. The energy was electric as DCYoungFly delivered an awesome freestyle in T.I.'s very own Grand Hustle flow!! As Karlous Miller joined in for the hook. T.I. was in stitches as the 85SouthShow referenced his infamous "Were you at odds with her?" The whole night was Lit as it solidified the 85SouthShow as one of the top podcasts out right now. Salute to everyone who contributed on the show and behind the scenes. Mario Tory, Ronnie Jordan, Vanessa Fraction, uptown comedy club, DJ AntLove, and so many others! ▶ Subscribe AND SHARE our videos!!! - https://bitly.com/85tube ▶INTAGRAM! - https://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ ▶ TWITTER - https://twitter.com/85SouthShow ▶FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CHICO BEAN - @chicobean CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got... Today's in the building Say what, say what, say what Today's in the building

All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stagin' ass You're gonna be in New Year's In church With your stagin' ad You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagin' ad While your kids still playing up in dirt

With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternator don't work With your stagin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stanging ass Oh shit, you gonna be late for work With your stanging ass You ain't gonna have no fucking dog

With your stanging ass You don't bend overseas with the shit Tell it to fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun'n' hanging with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me

She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tellin where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid but I might jump on Plain in Palairevua la Fonseca's my delos. I got the jokes I'm everywhere. You see me with it. I'm off in Africa. I'm telling jokes in different cities.

Hey. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities. Hey. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities. Hey, eh, niggum went to Germany and felt some different tities. I say they're small and they're round, but felt some different titty. Hey! I like smoking weed.

I like it and hot. Hey. I make bitches mad like B. I make bitches mad like B. young fly bitch is walking out bitch is pulling up I'll apologize

and then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man He'll give some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to

You give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if it will see is great Than Carlos really wants some of that pussy girl

I don't like that. Five 85 Hey Coming to the stage y'all give it up With Mr. D.C. Young Fly And Carlos Miller Oh shit

Oh shit We're in odd town We in odd town What you want to tell them no We in allot town Fuck that nigger Donna Trump Dona Trump, yo. I'm gonna take a knee for Donald Trump.

Hey, what's happening? Nigel, yeah, we wilder. Ain't gonna lie. Tomorrow, I'm gonna still watch the Falcon. Damn. Shit, that's the home team. Julio Joan, that's the home team. Fuck Matt Wright.

I hate Matt Ryan. Cut the beat off, man. That pussy-ass nigga, real talk. We were 283. Bitch-ass nickel. Fuck-ass nigger. 283 got me all confident. talking shit to all the Patriot fans. I didn't text everybody, yeah,

got this Falcons dick in your face. Nigel, I would leave in the game. I wasn't even stunning. I was like, fuck this game. Every time I come back, they scow? Nick, I don't got to the point where I had to sit back down and watch the game again.

See, that's exactly when I started protesting football. I was like, fuck this shit. These nigger blew a 25-point lead. I ain't never had my heartbroken elbow. In the NFL? How the fuck you get 25 points? And they count by seven. How you get 33 points and still lose?

I don't know. It's the fucking foul. And we get a new-ass dome. For what? That's for champions. Bro, they got tired of losing in the old one. They need to go back. Now they got to practice and they got the one they play yet.

They don't need that. Talking about some Mercedes beans. 28-3, nigger. Man, look at this audience. Man, show some love for yourself. All the. Some beautiful. Beautiful corporate people in here.

This is corporate right here. Who we got in here tonight? Everybody just got off work. Who you see in here tonight? Everybody. She, I know a little something here, everybody. I see the whole hood. I see some ladies who do hair.

I ain't lie. I see two or three of my old weed men now who work out. It's a couple home takers in here, the people who watch the old people. Yeah. In-home care nurses. Some care nurses. I don't know how y'all do that. That's a nasty ad job.

Wiping somebody ass, you don't know shit. Bitch, you just shitting on yourself fucking with me. I'm just dare to feed you. Not to wipe you. Man, you're crazy as fuck. You know who else we got in here? Who else we got in here? We got my home girl in here.

You'll be watching Little Women of Atlanta. Oh, why are they at? We got the home girl Minnie. Why she at? Y'all show Minnie some little shit in here. What's up Minnie? Girl, you're a girl. All right, girl.

I'm gonna get her, I'm sliding that pussy. How you're sliding that pussy? Ah! Fuck you mean, she's gonna be standing right on the kitchen table. I'm gonna get up in there. She'll be standing up giving you some head. Like, jump on my back. Jump on my back.

Ah! She's gonna be playing this shit. Ah! You got me. You stupid and fuck, man. These niggins are bought details from Offa Up? Yeah. This shit here.

They just got these, bitch. The chair from, uh... Straight from a nigger Storch. Got a couple of these motherfuck. Office Depot ass shit. I'm telling. This little bit of where the table came from? Bro, the cafeteria.

This is a snitching table right here. It's a real nigger. I swear I don't know that. It was Tyrone, please, man. I don't want to tell us about it on this table. Look, your girlfriend, she knows he's called her. Brud, they don't give a fuck about us. This table wobbly and they didn't even wipe it off.

Oh, I'm telling you, a nigga doing cocaine on this. They did a line on that motherfucker. Look, you can catch the GLAD. That bit still dirty from the last time. Oh, tell you. They did a lot of, um, they did a couple of shit. They didn't do shit, though. They really didn't do shit, though.

I ain't do no, but paint that motherfucker black. Bro, this is the old new ad club. The old new ad club. Bro, look at this shit. They got the four flash screen, only three of them work. This another off-up speaker. This shit, nobody said a white speaker. Hey, you buy white speaker.

white speaker that. From the public library. I'm telling you. A. Fly, you're from Atlanta. Where the fuck this building that? Nigel. I don't even know. Bro, this is the Clayton County Courthouse.

That got to be. You know, they got the jail back here. That graded. That graded. They still reconstructing graded. Atlanta's original uptown. Bitch, please. Where these windows are?

There's a red builder. I don't know where the red building is. That's a little like a trap house. This two-chain shit. Man, this shit looks like, five. Bro, my auntie got these same hot-a-ed curtains in her bedroom. That's some thide-ad curtains right.

They see-through, too. Bitch that's standing behind it, babe. Babe. Bitch, get your drunk-ass out of her right there. Your auntie be naked. A.D.C., bring me in my pan. Hachy. Bring me them pants out of there.

Hey, how should be when she like your friend, though? Hey, your auntie be back there fucking, y'all making too much noise. Y'all set your ass to fuck down. The titty be hanging out right here? Set your ass down. Sag-ass titty. Thad ass. Shout out to their whole-ass auntie, if you hear tonight.

I don't think that's supposed to be like that. Ain't that part to be connected to some shit? What, this right here, this naked-ass, air-condition event? That shit, that's the flu. That shit gonna give everybody a miso-thileoma. I don't even know what that is. But that shit seemed like it hurt. Yeah, you only supposed to be sitting

under the naked accolition event. This is supposed to be an accolition event? Yeah, that shit gonna make your eyebrows fall off. That shit looks like an exhaust pipe. I don't think that... I don't think they're healthy. Black people are part of any goddamn well. How much did we rent this shit out for?

This? Uh-huh. Shit, they really charge us to be here. Oh, this a phasel. Yeah, I know the nigger who owned the shit. For real? Yeah, I've been knowing. I've been coming to this bitch for a minute.

I was coming to this bitch four clubs ago. Four clubs ago? Yeah, I remember when the shit was a skating ring. Look at the disco ball. It was for the old folk. Yeah, I've been coming to this shit. If you think you're lonely now. Y'all know the Bible?

Hold up, hold on. Wait a minute. Before we get to that shit. Hold on. Do y'all know. to Bobby Womack's story? No you don't, bitch. What happened? I'm gonna, what happened? What happened?

Damn me. What happened with Bob Womack? Bitch, you don't know. Should I tell them the story? Y'all know Sam Cook, right? The nigga who sang, um, uh... Change is gonna come. Yeah, I'm trying to think about all the old-ass songs. Is it changed? Hold on, damn. How'd start?

That's what it's done. How'd start? I was born. Okay, yeah. By the river, Sam Cooke. Now, he had a little homie name Bobby Womack, the nigga who sang, If you think you're lonely now. Listen, so this is his partner.

He ended up fucking Sam Cooke's wife and go to Sam Cooke's funeral with his wife and with the nigger suit on. Yes, then after that, the nigga child, Sam Cooke and the wife had a child. He watched the child grow up. she got grown, he fucked her, got and get caught by the wife. What you mean how I know that? That's my hero, nigger.

What? I had to read up on that shit. I said, this nigger's a genius. Then he made a song about it about having his partner. How does shit start off when he say, um, he's the best friend I ever got. I give him the shirt off my back. Something, something. He left me at home with his wife. I wish he didn't trust me too much. I swear on everything he said that shit. Pull up Bobby Womack.

I think he didn't trust me too much. Nigger watched this shit. You gotta smoke of blunt and read up on it. You and your bitch gonna laugh. It can't be your girlfriend, gotta be your side bitch. This young nigga just discovered Bobby Womack. That's my head. I'm gonna get Bobby Womack tatted on my back.

Fucked y'all. D.C. I don't give a fuck, nigga. I ain't old enough for none of this shit. I'm still fucking the old bitches. Hey, man. I told you I've been coming to this bitch about four clubs ago, right?

I know you love Atlanta, nigga. We got a real Atlanta nigga who been representing for the Atlanta comedy for the longest, man. My man, DJ Aunt Love in the back. DJ and Love, what's up, baby? Y'all are weak in hell with the little weak-a-clad, what the fuck?

That nigger can see y'all. What? The corporate clap. I slapped the goddamn chicken off the table. He likes skin, bro. He'll die by his girl. Don't never, goddamn disrespect my partner, and he's right there. DJ Aunt Love been holding it down for Atlanta for the longest.

You've seen him on the Monique Show representing every night. DJ and Love, do me a favor right quick. Can you play me some shit to just let these motherfuckers know we in Atlanta? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh, that shit. Oh, this must be their first mix tape. I won't born.

Can you play something for the 90s baby, niggins? Can you play something for the 90s baby, niggins? We grew up on PI, motherfucker. We don't know this shit. You don't know this shit. You don't know that something to play a list. I love, Aunt Love. Keep it going.

You don't know that something. I'm fucking with you, keep it going. Oh, okay, okay. And look at $50 more time. Quarter to go for five and the hag go for nine. Still in a nigga trap with them braid down down. I don't know how that nigga took you keep his hat on. Why y'all, nigga, bitch, I'm holding mine.

I'm going to grind. And look, what we at? Bank heads. Hey, that nigga kept that hat on. Control for the gang head. The dog game's still strong like. Piven ain't dead. What?

So you got Wi-Fi, right? You got Wi-Fi? Hold on, D.C. And, look, play some more of that shit. Hold up. Before he played, since I know you're going to play some Atlanta, can you just please have it in your archive, Bobby Wormack, I think he didn't trust me too much.

Please, these much, no, nigger. He might fuck around and have that. No, nigger. He might fuck around and have it. We're going to educate these niggins tonight. Tonight, they're going to learn. They're going to learn. Because this is the 85 South show.

They're going to learn. This is a podcast for niggas who will be smoking the blunt, to roll a blunt. Yeah, we're on bullshit. That nigga ain't got no shoes on, bro. Man, I'm thugging, man. I just got our probation. Fuck what a nigga told about.

Man, y'all show my niggas son love. My gun is in the same. I set it free. My gun is in my pocket. My gun is in my pocket. Nick, I don't play with these niggas about probation. The white man had them in the system. I ain't bullshin.

It had been for too long. Now, you're free. I feel like a free criminal. To walk around. with those feet. What? I don't give a fuck. Real niggas know what that breeze feel like

you ain't gonna never wear socks again. Damn. Fuck that, and I know how to work my piggy-toe by itself. Look, ah, ah, ah, ah. That's come from practice. Let me hold that blunt. Let me hold that blunt.

What the hell wrong with this, nigga, man? Come on, Bobby Woback, please. I think it didn't trust me too much. Oh, shit. You don't even understand. You really got to hear this. Man, you got to, bro. I give him a minute to find that shit, bro.

What did you been up to? He's a motherfucker. Yeah, man, they went to the Uptown. This bitch got naked acquisition a while. You think they got some free... I think they got some free Wi-Fi in this bitch? No. They got some.

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Hold up. What, what happened? No, I just had to put it in the front and let their head know, I ain't wearing no dress. No, I ain't saying they wanted me in the dress. I just stopped them from thinking, I where a motherfucker's dress? Oh, so you just showed up one day and was like, I ain't wearing no motherfucker. No, see, you got to know how to plead them white folk.

You got to ease what you really want on them. You know what I said? So what I told them, I said, hey, man, I'm here to work. I'm here. I'm dedicated. I put my life on the line for this shit to show that MTV going to be one of the best shows on the motherfucking TV station. I ain't wearing no motherfucking dress.

I see how you did that. You see what I'm saying? So I eased them off and then told them what the fuck really going on and they were like, all right. Yeah, that's dope as fuck, brook, bro. Just know we're going to be supporting you whatever the fuck you're doing. We're going to be piped up, man.

It's going to be lit. I ain't never had no black nigga host of TRL. We make a history. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You were a real nigga for making history. See, the other niggas, they mix. Like, it's another nigga on the show, but he mixed. He mixed.

See, me, we're on black and black. You're just regular black. Yeah, this is 97% black. My mama said I'm 3% Cherokee, but, you know. But the rest, nigger. Scrayed nigger. Making history. I can't wait for me.

On black and chin. But you don't get, but give him a mic. We is lit. Bro, every time we give him a mic, he'll never say shit. He piked up on the last show. Anybody watch 85 South show? With the roaches? And nigger don't never say.

But what about the roaches, though? The rote song we did? That shit was lit, one. That shit was crazy. Yeah. Anybody celebrating anything tonight? Birthday. Who celebrating a birthday?

That's a lot of birthday. One, two, three, four, five, six. Give them something to drink. Water. What we're drinking? Water. It's hot outside. You need water

So that pussy can taste Like the sunny bitch, you need water So that pussy can taste like Aquafina You had drunk use of mountain Now that pussy down there tastes like boo-boo Oh

Oh You need to drink some water Yes you did What you tell them? If you don't drink water Water I cannot eat your coochee Coochee, yeah

Because it's gonna be sour Sour Tasting like yesterday Yesterday at 12 o'clock Your pussy tastes like yesterday at 12 o'clock Like you just got off work Yesterday at 12 o'clock Around the time you woke up

Your pussy tastes like yesterday at 12 o'clock God bitch. You got to hit that falsetto. Down bitch. Down bitch. Ah. Ah. Hey, fellas.

Wait. Hold on. Hold up. Have you ever went down to eat the pussy but you smelt it through the panties and came back up? You know, went down You know what, I'm gonna-

You know what, you know what? You want something from the start? Bruh, you're stupid. I'm good, if I can spell it through the panties, bitch. I'm gonna keep that bitch in the house. Bruh, where the hell you been eating pussy at? Cud, that shit just happened to be like too many times, bro. Because I'm a freaking nigga, I'd be wanting to eat the pussy.

I'd be mad when I go down there and I'd be like, ugh. Because I'll be having my mind on it, Because I need it for me. You know what I'm saying? I ain't got that wrong. You got to start fucking with women who care about you who'll be like, uh-uh, you don't want to do that. Listen, but even if you two, bitch, you should get in the shower.

You shouldn't be too cost but to tell me your pussy's thing. Okay. You see what I'm saying? Like, bishers be thinking that we gonna go down there and clarify their pussy's thing. If a bitch, if a nigga ever went down on you ladies and he was about to eat your pussy, and he came right back up.

Women was stanky pussy not laughing right now. Real, because they know, they just happened. But I swore on everything. A nigga can have some mustard balls, bro. A bitch ain't never got up, like went down there. Women are troopers. Y'all are suck a musty dick. And you know you will.

And you know you're done it before. Hey, you know what's the crazy part? They know they have. It's some women that prefer their off-work dick. That's straight off work and 445, Just pulled up at the house. Nigger got paid today, dick. It's some freaky-ass ladies out here.

Can't wait a sucker dick. Come here. Come here. Uh-uh. Don't wash nothing. Don't wash nothing. They just grab it. Come here. Bitch, let my dick go.

I'm telling you. I'll let her motherfucker suck. Suck it. See what I saw me. He didn't give me no kiss. Go on. Bitch, go on. I didn't give me no.

I know my dick's been like, oh. Br. Me want to give you a kiss. Go on now. No, you better I kiss the baby either. Hey. Come here.

You better be careful out here, man. These women got some head out here that had to change your motherfucker. Like what? What kind of head? We could buy it. Nigger, it's some heads. Nah, this shit's so good. I've seen a nigga picking up the kids from their real daddy.

Oh, that's a good head right now. Keep that evil bitch away from me. Why? I ain't gonna pick him up for the real dad? Nigger, he was picking up the kids from their real daddy. Did he hunk the horn? he got out the car and was standing there like he was the daddy.

Bro, these women are so good, you don't know if you come and are going. I seen a nigga, his girlfriend pregnant by a whole other nigga. I was like, woo, this bitch got skills. What? So he ended up... Niggins, she got four more months left on the

pregnancy and he with her, like, he's faithful to her and shit. Oh, no. Ain't that, ain't no good head a dude making a nigga do no stupid shit like that. I'm telling you. Look at the women. I'm going to... Nah, you ain't got no kids, so you wouldn't, though. Shit, I'm...

There's some ladies in here that got some fire head and made some noise. Ladies in here. Bro, hey, out of all the people who made some noise... I heard you, I heard you. D.C., out of all the people who made some noise, she's the only one, I believe, because that nigga put his arm around her neck.

Hey, she started clapping that nigga said, bitch. He gave her three claps and choked the shit out of us. They know, they know. I fight everybody in this motherfucker. And he snagger, too. But look, that nigga still got her. That's like, look, that nigga still got her.

Fuck you mean. I ain't playing with no nigga who's snagged two. They ain't gonna bite the shit out. That's straight. Look, all the women made some noise, then none of y'all bitch to get choked, though. Uh-uh. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Bro, this nigga put the seat belt around this bitch name. How long y'all been to go? Hey, y'all tried to be at the chain game. I'm telling you, see, that. You ain't hear what that nigga said. Yes he did. Let me translate. That nigga said some Atlanta shit.

That nigga said, God damn y'all y'all niggum make me go back to the train gang, got down. Don't worry about how long they've been together. Don't add that nigger, nothing else. I don't give a damn. Y'all nigga know me

and I don't give a buck, nigga. I'm one of the niggas, you got to prove that shit too. Not like I said, how long y'all been together? Bro, you know the head good if the nigger ready to go back to jail for it. Five year. Okay.

I got my answer. I told you. Nigger, when the head good, nigga ain't leaving. Shit. I ain't been the president, but I'm from the hood, too. Fuck that. That's what it sounds like. That's the beat.

That's the beat you go in as soon as you go in the chain game. They let you know the prison real. It's a beat in there. How the beat go? Where the beat go. Oh, no, I won't want to go to this prison, Nick. I'd be scared to the motherfucker. I'm like, yo!

Let me get back on that bus! Let me get back on that bus! These niggas fucking niggas in here, this shit's soft! Nope. Nope, nope. You ain't fucking with it. Man, what? Nigger had to knock me out to get me in there.

Fuck that. Just wake up with dicks in your face, soft-ass music. All the bed Oh, that's the Bobby Wobet's all Oh, I wasn't expecting you to play that, brother I was talking about prison Drop that shit right quick Hold up

Now back to Bobby Womack Remember He fucked his best friend wife Okay Now listen how You know why I got to fuck with the nigger Man drop your knowledge Because the nigger is honest

Drop the knowledge He ain't sugar-coded He said that's my friend But I fuck your motherfucking wife Nigger Listen to this shit I'm the best friend he's got i'd give him the shirt off my back he knows he can trust me with his life but each time

he leaves me alone leaves me alone with his wife i wish he didn't trust me so much i think he really And trust me too much. How can he be so blind? We both got the same good taste. He should know when he's gone, gone on this business trip. Can't help watching this woman without losing my... Why your ad crack so far up your back, though? Because, bitch, I was born.

like that. No, you won. He got a high-ass boot of crap. Put your goddamn shirt back on, man. I'm trying to educate these folks. You know, came out here and sold them how big your ad crack here. Fuck you and this show. Hey, y'all. What's y'all doing? Everybody, my name, Fatten Pay. I don't know if y'all know me or not, but

motherfucker, my name is Faddapey. Tonight, y'all y'all ain't know me after this shit. Hey, y'all. That's all I got to say. That was it. That nigga don't that nigga don't hit the powder. Move, nigga. Move, nigga. You didn't hit the powder. You didn't hit the And they came out here and took the clothes off.

That's what crackhead do. They hit that shit, get naked. They were like, God damn it, that shit was good. I'm going to take my shirt up. God damn. Hold up. We know you work hard to have tennis. All right, you work hard.

Sit out. What, God, damn it. I'll be trying to help my friends, and this is the shit I get. Exactly, bro. God damn. Sit out. I'm here to talk today. Hey, everybody at all right.

Oh, Lord. Yeah. Please clap for him, y'all. Just clap. Show him some love, man. It's like the slow class. Just do what he say here. Sit out.

Clap, who, and yes. I like fire truck. Okay, sit out. Yeah, relax, man. It's a lot going on in the world. There's grown people in here. They got children. So he found the song, man.

That's the one you were talking about. Yes. That's the one I needed because that shit was lit. Did y'all get educated about Bobby Warwick? Did you hear how truth for this nigga was? He said, I would. He trusts me with his life. But I wish he didn't trust me with his wife.

I wish he didn't trust me too much. What? I would slap the shit out of my homeboy if he ever told me that. He ain't going to tell you that, no. But this nigga fucked his wife and went to his funeral with his wife and his suit on. Like he was at the house stressing, like, baby, what the hell?

Give me the nigga's suit. Because, you know, they did powder back in the day. Which one would you be more mad about the, nigga, fucking your wife or wearing your suit? Wear in my goddamn suit. He bitches for everybody. But that suit, one of a kind. Look, only eyes look good in that suit,

motherfucker. You don't wear that suit. You know how much I done dead in that suit? How much drugs I don't do? That suit, my nigga. That's that suit that make you do this shit, dick. I don't know what that little slide here, but all the old school players know that slide. God damn it, I look good in this motherfucker here.

Ladies, would you ever let your side nigger wear your main nigger suit? What you mean you wouldn't let them wear a suit? Some of y'all be going home with your side nigger shirt on. Get right in the bed with your mind, nigga, with an 85 South shirt on. Like, where you get this? Y'all, bitch, ain't ordering that shit. Bro, I'm over a girl. How she's gonna come to bed with some Georgia Tech basketball shorts on?

Like, bitch, you ain't played no basketball at Georgia Tech. Bitch ain't even go to school. Right. With the Metro. She has some real authentic Falcons gear, big-ass T-shirts and shit. You want a shirt? No, bitch. Who are you fucking with?

The neck was all loose. The most swole-neck football-ed niggie. Man, I know this game. I wish I would play football. I want to help these damn falcons! That shit piss me, y'all. That shit like, you want the child, but then you went to go to get the test

and found out the motherfucker was yours. You were like, you know what? I had plans for this little motherfucker. Yeah. Shout out to all the ladies who to finesse the abortion money out of a nigger two times. Got two niggas?

Yeah, the first one didn't take. I got to go. again. Shit, you better keep that little mind of bed. I had a bitch to try me like that, and I ain't never fuck. Then when I told her, I said, bitch, we ain't fuck. She's talking about, I'm just like, I'm just playing. Bitch, wrong nigger.

You text the wrong nigger, that's what you did. Boy, that has scared the shit out of me. That one's scared the shit out of me, because I know. Sometimes you forget. You do. You ever ran to somebody, you're like, damn, why is this a vibe right here? Oh. I remember.

That's when you had to just stop and give some of your life to Jesus. Yes, you do. You don't have to do it all at once. I found out you could do it in sections. For real? Yeah. You could be like,

Lord, get this whole spirit off me right quick. I mean, y'all laughing, but everybody didn't have a whole spirit in them one time. Hey, I was probably, I was proud of myself. You never had that weekend? Well, you were just like, I need to chill the fuck out and get back focused because I'm out here bad.

I'm over here naked in this bitch bathroom sitting on the tub. I'm supposed to be in at home. I see y'all motherfuckers laughing, but it's silent. I know I ain't the only one. You were naked sitting on the tub. So you ain't never been riding home at 6 in the morning with no draws on trying to figure out where you're at with Jesus? I'm the only nigga had to reconcile with myself.

Why was you naked sitting on the tub, me? Because it was cool on my nuts. You ain't never let them nuts. Your ass got to spread. You're naked on the tub. You ain't never let them nuts just hang on the tub and just get your life together. That is funny. I told you, that's when you got to realize when you really at a low.

I hate sitting naked, though, bro, because that shit is going to scrape between my knees. And I'd be looking. I'd be like, oh, let me get myself together. That shit got caught. I don't like that shit. I always keep clothes on. man, everybody got weird shit. I don't like nobody looking at my ass.

I don't like when the bitch squeed my ass. That ain't part of sex, bitch. No, that's some gay-ass shit, bro. One bitch is going to cuff my ass with both hands. I hit the bitch with the elbows. Just don't ever trap my manhood. You ever had the elbow, you shit? Fuck out of him.

Hold on these folks ain't paid for VIP right now. Uh-oh, they got caught. Yeah, got caught. This ain't the movies. You pull the fit in the seats you pay for. And then you in the light. They don't drunk drinks in the house. shit, got food.

Got to relocate. This podcast is for people who just walk in the club and sit the fuck down. They didn't answer to, I don't know what happened. He's mad here, he got to clean up. Motherfugger, they pay for this shit. Talking about they paid for this shit.

We got drinks and the shit. Yeah, you can tell he bowed. That nigga got his belt on the last hole, too. That belt tight. Them can't get bunched up around the waist. Well, that d'niggo weighs hurt like a motherfucker. Why you don't have that bed on two days'grace. Oh, we're ready to call the police ass, nigga.

Well, we'll just let the cops figure it out. Who up there? No, don't worry about it. Give my phone. Get my phone. And they got them, that they got them cackas on. Like, I'll tell you what, buddy. And they got two knives in them goddamn pants, front and back.

Oh, shit. Damn. That nigga, that was mad in here, though. Now, they got to redecorate and shit. Hey, do we have any single ladies here tonight? They're the same ones that said that give head. Same ones. Same ones.

So, Lills. I see you. Look at the white ladder. Nah, I'm straight on that one right now. No, I'm good on that one. D.C. do not. She's the one that suck your dick. Every time you try to bag up, she grab it.

Uh-uh. I'm like, bitch, let my dick go. Do not fuck with that lady right there. She tried to suck it dead while you're all in the shower. Oh, bitch, I'm trying to get clean. See, she's going to be to put that pussy on you and then have you eating shit that you don't even eat. Like what?

Peanut butter and jelly with avocado on it. It's healthy, John John. That bitch be eating bird seeds and shit. Huh. Come on, Carlos. Try it. Just try it. We're going vegan.

You got cats? No gluten. I hate cats. I fought with cats, though. I don't. I just thought to really... Cats are like niggas. I swore on everything.

That's why black people don't fuck with cats because they act too much like us. They mind their business. Black people are not about to feed nothing that feel like they can ignore us. Bitch, I didn't put all this food in the ball. You ain't walked over here by me in two days. And you don't get the fuck off my cabinet.

Cats too independent for black people. They been all your shit. Cats do shit like Run outside and be gone for two weeks But people who have cats Be like, he'll be back, we know him They just show back up like, nigga I missed you. Open the door

I stay with some white people Up there in Jersey, they got cats Every time I five were blunt That nigga fine, he'll wait right on there Yeah, bitch move I fuck a cat. They go to real Seaholes right. Oh, that's a tip. Tilt! Oh, they don't move to

motherfucker! They don't... Nika, we were just talking about y'all. Hold up, run that shit, man. Let me do that shit for my motherfucker. Polly up. And they're motherfuckin' hands out. That niggum, they don't move people about the seat for your ass. And niggum be like, yeah, see, whatever you be speaking,

all the big-ass word, the accusations of their seat right there, big dog. The phenomenal purpose is the reason why I came to the show and I was obligated to meet my brother D.C. Young Fly. Look at the nigga with the DACA's on. Pulling up chairs. If it ain't about the money. What's all with it? DeMani ain't here too?

That nigga Tilt got money. He brought kids. This wasn't even the kids show. You ought to change that shit when Tips show up. Yeah, we lit. No, I'm talking about you, you don't move. They don't even know. All those folk gun got the fuck on.

They're in the park like mad at hell. Well, give my money back then. Get my motherfuck of my fucking money back. I didn't even eat none of the motherfucking chicken. Don't get them. You fuck. Well, give my motherfucking chicken there. Give him a ticket.

Well, shit, they could have gave us another goddamn seat or something. I don't bought shirts. They don't bought shirts before the show. I bought shirts. Damn, look what power do. That's the black man first defense to tell you how much money he spent.

Shit, I spent $130 in the motherfucker. Well, shit, I was going to spend some more money. I didn't even get the goddamn chicken. I ain't even got no car. I listen to 85 soft show all the time. Well, shit, them niggas know me. I went to the last one when they wasn't shit. God damn.

Then they spoke to Tilt. Well, what's up, Tip? You know, we the niggins that you got up. We gave you our seats, you know. Yeah, they said you were coming. We got the hell on. Yeah, let me, let me take a picture with your Tip. You know, since I gave you my seat.

That's gonna be the nigga caption. It was at the 85 South Show, but I left because I gave Tilt my seat. Oh, my God. I love my job. This is fun. Hey, man. Hey. They're gonna tag us in it.

Bruh. He out there talking shit right now. No, right now. You don't want no old nigger talking bad about you because he's saying shit that's, oh, that nigger saying some fucked up shit about us out there Well, fuck them then. 85 South.

Shit. He remember when it wasn't on 85 South. Man, I remember when niggas couldn't even ride on the interstate. We were walking. But ain't nobody cooler than old black dudes, man. I love them. I love old or wise people, man.

Like, I wish I had grandparents. Like, R.P. my grandmama, but she wasn't around me to give me, like, wisdom. I just knew that with my grandma and I was supposed to love her ass. But you know, the old people love you way more than your parents, man. Yeah, if you were a real nigger, you love two things first. You love God and your grandma.

Grand-in-grandparents, I love all my friends' grandparents. I'd be like, damn, I knew I would have got on my grandma nerves, and she would have loved it. Uh-uh. I think that was my grandma favorite because I could go get her cigarettes the fastest. Yeah, I lived in a time. Make some noise if you lived in a time, but you could go in and get your four cigarettes and shit.

We still in them times, niggas, fuck you make it seem like that shit, gone. They won't do that shit no more. You need, they won't even sell you a blunt from time to time. Like, Tim, come on, let me see that ID, buddy. My little niece is you, that food stamp card. Like, it's a credit card.

Being there, bawling. Nine years old, bawling. With the food stamp card? With the food, you got to be 18 to use that bit. But check this out. Can't even see your face. Just pick it up there. But see, I'm older than you.

When I was, when we was using food stamps, some bitches came in a book with a staple in them. I remember. Look out of old people. This ain't history class. I'm gonna give a fuck. We got credit cards now. You better upgrade.

Hey, no, the young folk. My cousin got 11 kids. She got the peach care card. That bitch got the chip in and she rented a car with that motherfucker. Yeah, having a lot of kids come in handy, bro. She got like $2.7 million back on her tax. She got Scott Miles on? Bro.

Get you a hood, bitch. Some bids to be rich. That means that she's ready to call. She did. That's hilarious. She'll get old legend. That's hilarious. I wish that TV will work.

I won't know why. Bro, the club doing bad as hell. They got four flash screens. Three of them work. Naked accredition events. White speakers. First of all, we living in a black versus white epidemic and you get white speakers.

Everything needs to be black. Black, black. Black. They should have got the black. White woman, you should have sat your ass in the back. I don't give a fuck. We run this shit, but we appreciate the love. I'm just letting you know how shit rolled in the nigger shit.

That's that white lady that show up in your comments and be like, but all lives matter. I'm just saying like we should just love each other. We love you. We love you. We appreciate you. You ain't scared because there's a lot of niggas in this motherfucker and you ain't got. And you ain't got not one friend in this bitch. Yeah, you do, you got one.

She with a light-skinned boyfriend. Yeah, all three of y'all get y'all ass work. Bro, white people's... They're going to other ones. Boy, they're coming out like lightning bulbs. Hold on, wait a minute. There go a light. There go a light.

All right. Okay, we see three lights in this motherfucker. White people see a line of motherfuckers and just jump in it. Well, I don't know what it is, but I want some. We love white people. Oh, yeah, man. Everybody's invited. That's why we created the 85-7 show.

You remember when we created the 85th? I remember because we were sitting down smoking. We were riding out 85. We were like... We were riding out 85. We were like... Digger, what are we going to call this shit? I don't know what we're going to call this shit.

But the shit was going to be dope. And I was scared to smoke weed and shit? I was smoking because I was off. And then we were like, shit, if we do a podcast, if we do a radio show, we're going to have to play some music. And we don't know a lot of niggas, but we know if you, like, let's just do a podcast. I'm weed it. And then we was like, shit, what we're going to call the shit? And then we was like.

And I were like, bro, what the hell we're riding that, bro? What are we on? 85 South. I said, shit. They ain't go right there. He were like, what? We put to win 8 to 5 and off. I said, no, nigger.

8 to 5. South. We're from the South, right? We're from the South. And I don't even ride 85 South like that, but shit, I'm with it. But, shit, you got to ride 85 South if you think about it, if you ever go anywhere downtown, basically, shit. I don't know. I'm an I-20 West, baby,

so shit, you know, I get my ass on goddamn Lane for Pawway and ride that bitch hot. You know what I'm saying? Ride cissy, ride that bitch out. You know what I'm saying? Ride that bitch out. You know what I'm saying? Ride that bitch out. Bro, that's when you can go

really see if you got driving skills. You can ride. You can ride. You know what? They don't need to have police on that motherfucker how they used to. Believe that shit if you want to. They need to have a police on every exit, though. That she used to be bad.

Every exit. Now you might go like four exits and see their ass and get to slow down because you see all the reds and shit. Get to slow down. You can tell them the police because everybody in front of you, press the brakes. Shit. Or it's a wreck. I don't know what to tell the police they get behind me. Shit, I'm on probation.

I'm about ready to tell their ass whatever they need to know. whatever they need to know. Hey. Man, they, they was pulling me over the other day. Motherfucking gonna ask me, you got your license on you? I was like, hell, yeah. Oh, you thought that was gonna reach for him?

I'm not reaching for shit. I ain't reaching for a damn thing. I ain't reaching for shit. See, but now I just had my shit on the dashboard. I got one of them little, them little sticky dashboards. I remember back in the day, to throw the ball, they'd be like, I got one of them.

I just place my license and everything on the dashboard. They better read it through the windshield. Go to the front. You can get on the hood. I ain't tripping. Play me some pimping, man. You got some pimping. This I play a partner, man.

He'd be coming on the beach. Hey, Jay Owen. Hold on, wait a minute. Who's that bitch? That's his home girl. Oh, that's your tag? Yeah. Oh, you got a bitch.

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I don't know how you keep that hat on your head. I don't know how you keep that hat on your head. Yo head We don't know how you Keep that hat on I'm gonna tell you It's the king, partner See look

I keep the hat on my head And everybody 5-9-9-5 Talked and the ride Shouted And I tilt it like the head For the rise out Yeah

And the fo' fold Then the neck goes And the dive shodd Yeah Got my chin grown Everybody knows About that time So yeah

From the west side Bank head Yeah you know what's Yeah All she is just All the base And I get to clapping Yeah

It's CIP C-Digger You know what's all my name Look Now I call you, girl. You know what's happening? Give me some brain. Hey. How de hell you keep that hat on yo? Hey. How do you keep that hat on you?

Hey. How de hell you keep that hat on you? Hey. How did hell you get that head on you? Oh, shit. That's the re-ebit. We're going to put the money on that shit. He's going to be like, I will think of the same thing. Hey, I would think of the same thing. Hey, I would think of the same thing. Hey, that's my daddy, man.

Hey, that's my daddy, man. Hey, trail house in the building. My nigga, too. Hey, man, I swear on everything. She's the only nigga that I know songs. Like, I don't know other people's songs like I know Tia. And when I go other places, like I'll be feeling like I am him when his songs come on. I feel like they don't know you like I know you.

When your song come on, they were like, that's my shit. I'd be like, but they ain't your shit like it's mine, knickle. Hey, D.C., I feel you. That nigga, music real than the motherfucker. For real. Bro, that nigga, he described this shit so good. It do make you feel like you was there. Once on that fuck with me, the nigger said, don't hate me, shout it.

If I ain't told you lately, shoddy, I still love you. That's some black folk shit. Love and love, two different things, my nigga. I'd say you should be listening to the music, like, how he know all these words? I'm gonna lie to rhyme schemes. You hear what I'm saying? I was like, boy, this dick is brilliant.

This nigga's brilliant. The niggas said, give dick to your daddy daughter and dare to have children. Even the dick bitch was like, God damn! And my cousin, bro, she's a real nigga, bro. I can tell, bro. She was in the bathroom, standing up pissing on. Like, this, nigga, tell us it.

Nigger, yesterday, it was hot. She's talking about her balls sweating. I said, this bitch. This bitch said, her balls sweating. We were wearing boxing shorts and maxi pads at the same time. Nick. A little tough air. She had on some goddamn boxes the other day.

She was doing this. I said, bitch, what you're grabbing on? The box. That's my cousin. I love my cousin. Me and my cousin trained the bitch one time. It was her. That's when I knew she was real.

On everything I loved. I had the winning. I know y'all probably like, ugh, but shit. Then what happened when you in the hood, nigger? We share bitches. Okay. Even when your cousin gay. I'm doing my thing.

I leave. I said, Cud, I ain't gonna lie, man. I think she was feeling you too, Cah. And Cah, we're the real nigg. She said, what she's here? I said, uh-huh, right, duh. And get what Cah do? Go right.

like, Della, to see what she was talking about. But she was in there a little too long. I was like, uh, ain't too much y'all could be in there doing, Cuck. I hope you ain't in that ain't in that thing, Coo. I just got through him in that thing, Coo. I know, I ain't seen no suitcase when you're in there, so I know you ain't got your thine,

Cuck. She ain't had a dick on her. Let me see. He ain't got the dick on me. Nah, I just used this right here, this'll work. Nah, this will work right here. I believe that'll work. Ah!

I think it's retarded, man. She ain't had it. I was getting scared. I started acting like a goddamn parent, but I'm like, hey man, y'all scrape it up. I need you. That's my cut. I need you, that's my cousin. I need you to get it now,

the bitch that turned my cousin or not. Uh-uh, you ain't gonna be the freak, cut. Oh. True story. And they wonder why I'm crazy, bro. I'd be going through shit. Like, I can't wait to tell somebody this shit. Like what?

Because they ain't gonna believe it. Bro, they don't believe the shit you'd be saying now. You have to, bro. I can't think of this. I don't be at home like, oh, that's hilarious. No, this shit is actually happening in my life. And I'd be like, They're not going to believe that shit.

Hey, bro. No, you can't kick them out of that, Tia, bro. Hey, bring me one of those waters, bro. I don't know what they by these waters there, but that shit just say thirstier on it. It's say thirsty on it. That shit says thirstier. Thirstyier?

It don't have no brand. This shit just say thirstyer. Oh, no. Like you could either drink that shit or be thirsty. Put my shit in the cup. Bring me some. Bring me something to drink shit, anything. Because if you put it in the cup, if you put it in the ice,

what is gonna be the thirstiest? The thirstyest. Oh, okay. Hey, man, we got some fan comments. Hey, J-O-N, my nigger Orlando Williams said, that nigga J-O-N, cold with the instrumentals. I'm talking about like, cold. Cold, cold, cold.

Yo. That's my boy, look at him. Look at him, look, y'all see it there. I appreciate it, I appreciate it here. You ain't with no gravity. We got some. I had some comments. Y'all know, I gotta prove me.

Y'all be trying to put a thing on spot. Let me see which one. Okay, this podcast is for niggas that think D.C. still won, though. Do y'all know what that mean? No, real talk. This podcast for niggas who think DC still won, though. Do you know what that mean? Y'all see that episode when I had to show that bitch.

I had to show that bitch, man. God, what, she married to a 60-year-old bitch? God, what, she married to a 6-8-year-old bitch? Ain't no love in a nigga that 6-8. That nigga fin to die. I don't give a fuck. If you like, if you like, oh, niggas, ladies, and you young, don't get them old, old.

At least give them like 20 years or something, 15. That's old. You can't tell nobody who to love. Yes, you can. You twin and going with a nigga that's six to eight. Bitch, you bitch! A nigga fin to die, and you waiting to receive what he left for your ass. Bick, come up.

I don't see how, I'll make a fake will on the bitch when I get old. Baby, you're in everything. I got you in everything. I'm going to put her name. He's going to be right there. Leave her everything. That's what the wheel gonna say. Just leave her.

I don't know who her is. It's gonna be underlined three times. Leave her everything. With her picture right there. Bitch ain't getting shit. I'm scared. That's my scare. I'm scared of a bitch trying to take my money

because I'm out the hood. But mentally, I'm not. So if you think you're going to take my money, bitch, click, clack, bang, bang. I don't give a fuck. Fuck. Ain't nobody's in the dice game. You ain't fit to take $5 for me.

How's yours? Explain. Bro, a lot of niggas fall into the pussy trap. I don't see how they do it. And then the next thing you know they're over there asking you for $10 million. That nigga, Kevin Hart,

said, fuck this, I'd tell on myself. I would have did the same thing. Yeah, I did some shit that's going to affect the whole community. I mean, I felt like I was targeted, I had to do something. He don't even look innocent no more. He can't smile. He can't do

none of that shit. Hey, enjoy yourself. Have a great day. Nah, nigger. You still a nigger, nigger. If he would have just came out saying that he's just a nigger, it would have been cool if you get caught in. Look, don't you catch me doing stupid shit all the time? Then my baby mama, y'all. Don't you catch me doing stupid shit all the time.

But I tell you the truth, right? So when you catch me, I'll be like, uh, man. She ain't shop A lot of the niggas scared to tell the truth What you fucking that bitch? No, my dick was out It was just out

Were we fucking when you walked in Exactly See There wasn't no fucking previous Till you walking in You caught me I almost did something Now you want to be mad about the shit I almost did

Now I understand that I get that part You're smart on your feet I would have said some stupid shit Like bitch I'm going to the bathroom You're not gonna act like Tip didn't say the most legendary shit Oh my god

Didn't that nigga sound like Ray Charles That I spent millions Oh you fucking is saying But what you had odds though What is ours though What is ours tip You had awed to it a nigga But what you at odds though

I used that shit that same night. The same night. Was I at odds with the bitch? It caught her ass out of God, too. She was like, you know what, even number, odd numbers. I understand. You put it on yourself. You flipped it on you.

Hey, yeah. Quick. You just got to respond fast. They ain't gonna know, fellas. You just got to throw it out there, make them be like, well, oh, you got a point. Gotta be quick on their feet, man. Got to.

We're talking to all this shit, but bruh. What happened? You ain't even got to catch your girl cheating. You could catch her speaking to a nigga too long. Hey, way, whoa. Ooh. I almost got beat up doing that shit. What is all this speaking shit?

I almost got my ass whoop. That's when I came back to my attitude like, nigger, don't you ever let a girl get you out your character? You gotta tell this story right here. Nigger, we was, I was taking a picture with jagged edge. It was jagged edge security guard. Nika on like this, nigga. All I saw was,

nigger, I was in the picture like this. Nika, I went straight down there. What's happening? Hey, boy, I don't start that, boy, come here, and snatch the un. He's like, hey, boy, I'm telling it, this ain't what you want. I was like, bitch, this ain't what I want. Come on.

What fuck is wrong with you. Talking to this snigger, man. It's your fault. I got in the car. When I was not tripping, when I was round down, I was like, you know what? I need to chill out sometimes. I'd be doing a little too much.

I'd be doing a little. I was far ahead from the pistol, so that whole little, ha, that would have been an ass whooping all the way to the car. Bruh, you did. I ain't nobody mad at you, bro. You did exactly what you were supposed to do.

Recognize the motherfucking ass whooping and avoid that shit. Almost definitely. Because he was fin to take up for McGarr. That's what I'm saying. He was like, hey, baby, you can god down. Hey, this isn't what you want. I was like, bitch, this ain't what I want.

Come on. Bring your ass in. Fuck is wrong with you embarrassing me. Because you're taking the hell in front of your girl. Bro, you're going to have to move. Y'all got to break up. Yeah, it was going to be... Well, it wouldn't be the last of that.

I couldn't but never tell her to do shit again. Ever. I'm like, man, go goddamn take the trash out. You didn't tell her that scorn guy, a nigga, to take the trash. No, she's going to be harsher than that. Nigel, you are the trash. Body to get beat up saving me. What type of nigger do that?

Like, you know what? You know what? You know what? I'm gonna take it out because your back probably hurt from when that nigger slammed the fuck out of you. Show this. See, but I talk shit.

I don't give a fuck. I'll get my ass beating and see the good out of it. Don't give a fuck. I'll let me get one hit on you. I'm gonna be bragging about that one hit all day. Just that one. One hit, niggie be like,

boy, that nigga beat your ass. I'm gonna like, blah. You see when I hit that nitty in the nose, though. Yeah. I bet he remember that. You were, fuck. As long as I give you something to remember, job company. Hey, every nigga that ever lost the fight

got the same excuse. What? Man, I had that nigger. Until I slipped. When I slipped, that one I lost. I used to try to postpone fights over the niggins. Like, you know what? This shit ain't even that serious.

I'm like, nigga, what you say? You're right. You're right. I stayed doing that shit. I got my ad beat in the hood one time. I never get it. That's enough. No, nigga.

That was enough to... It don't take but one ass whooping to realize, you know I'm better having a lot more other shit. No. This was a real ass whooping, though, Loz. This was a real ass whipping. I'm talking about... Ass whipping.

We ain't talking about getting your ass beat. Ass whipping. The niggas hit me, I hit him, and before you know, I was in the air. Don't know how I got there. Don't know. Hit the ground. I did not know the ground was that hard.

You ever hit the ground in the fight, nigga, that shit is hard. And all of a sudden, nigga, hit rockin. Ha! Ha! And I ain't dancing, nigga. This nigga hitting me. I was just, the only thing I could do

was just hit him in the lead. I would hit that nigga, I would hit that nigga in the lead like a motherfucker. Then they picked my stupid ass up, and I was like, yell, niggle, y'all, niggil, y'all. That niggil were limpy. That nigga will limp, but get what? He knew not to fuck with me.

nigga waist below, nigga. Fuck you're talking about. I beat a nigger. That's right. That's right. That's right. God damn. Real.

Even if you lose, make sure you hit him. Give him something. Remember. Just let them know that you, yeah, even if you win again, nigger, you're going to be fucked up. No, nigger. Because he even said to this day, he was like, boy, you remember I beat your ass? I'm like, yeah. He was like, boy, you're hitting the hell out of my legs, though.

That's exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. Leave your mark. Oh, dad. to remember, I don't give a fuck. You beat me, I'm gonna spit in your face. You'll be whoop my ass. Nigger, fuck you're talking about.

Bet you remember that. Shit. One ass whoop and teach you so much about yourself. Now, one ass whooping would teach you when another ass whooping coming. You start to sense. You know it. You hear the ass whooping word.

Oh, hell no. Hold up. Hold up. Calm down. Calm down. I know what oh hell now results to. Is a nigger being. picked up off the floor.

It wouldn't be me. Oh, hell, no. Follow about, fuck that shit. Oh, no. This is the one I hate. Can't nobody in here beat my ass. What? I don't know about them, but he got a point.

That's when you got to say some shit. Like, I just got it in this motherfucker. No, he ain't talking to me. Say that shit up under your brother, though. I ain't. You say it loud enough so the people around you, shit, it ain't talking to me. No, you can't say that shit around a nigga like me, nigga. I'm gonna back away to let them know what I ain't say it. Like, shit, that nigga on hit on right now. That's what I'm saying. You gotta say it around the group so it can make everybody feel included.

I wish he would bring that shit over here. We'll fuck him up, won't we? Won't we y'all? Let them come over here fucking with us. Shit, us. Before I'll never get that ass whooping, boy. Yep. You ever got your head to beat Carlo? Yeah, man. But hold on, all this ass whooping.

When the time when did you whoops a man? I'd never get it. I felt like Superman. The last time I had a scuffle where it was in self-defense. See, I ain't talking about last time. I'm just talking about your first time when you whoops my head. The first time where I whoop the nigger ass, the niggian named Antonio from down the street.

The fuck nigga tried me, bro. Because you remember when you was at that age when your parents bought all your clothes? And then, like, that's why black people know the difference between some shit to wear and an outfit. You know, like, an outfit, that's the whole shit. You know, like, when your mama used to, like, holiday shit, you get the whole Easter outfit with, like, some throwaway shoes or some shit. Like, some shit you wasn't really fucking with. It just went with your outfit. And I had them, the slip-on, like, van-type shits when it wasn't cool.

They was like, oh, Lowe's, your mama played you. You got the buddies on. Like, bitch, it goes with the outfit. I got the shorts in the shirt, the belt, and the shoes just go with the belt. Bitch-ass nigger. And he was like, no, everybody looked. Lose got the buddies on. But they was like, nah, nigger, that's this outfit.

And they was like, y'all got the squad because he called your mama a bitch. I ain't hear that part. I ain't even hear that part, but I'm like, he said what? The nigga said what? So we hype in my Auntie Yard. We hype in my Auntie Yard. I was like, damn, I got to fight this nigga. I'm still a young nigga.

I'm like 11-12. I don't have a lot of moves, but I know I can't let this nigga beat me up in my Auntie Yard. That y'all were big a head of me. Because my grandma stay right behind my Auntie. Then I got to get this ad whooping from my Auntie for fighting. Then my grandma's going to walk my ass for losing. Then I'm going to come back and fight this nigga anyway. way again, because my grandma going to say,

now take your head back outside and whoop that nigga ass. Real top. So I was like, fuck, he were talking about the shoes. So I was like, I ain't going to let the nigga start the fight. I'm going to start the shit and just like get this nigga everything right quick, see what he at. So we get to doing some shit. I jump up.

I kicked the nigga in the face. The shoes was like hard than the motherfucker. This nigga shit, like swole up real quick. Nigger ran home like, oh, oh. So your first ass who was a karate move? The first, yeah. Where the hair did you stay, nigga? Bro, I'm...

God, nigga. Nigger, soon as the nigga going up, he's going down. Nigger, where I'm from. They were like, you know what? That was the wrong move. That's what happened. That was the wrong move. Nick, I'll never forget.

I was 11 years old. Niggins in the hood. This is how we start fights in my neighborhood. Nigger coming over you and be like, Carlo, you'll be flying. You be like, hey. Yeah, yeah, a nigger come to fly and be like, Hey, that nigga, say he'll beat your ass.

Now you be like, fuck, nigga, hey, I'll whoop his ass. Hey, that nigga fly said he'll kick your ass. And before you know it, we fight. So that's how them nigga did me right. They're like eight of their ass, nigga. I'm nervous because I'm thinking they're about to junk me. I'm like, fuck.

You know, I'm little. Nick, I've been little all my life. I ain't get over 100 pounds to 17. You act like I'm big in this motherfucker. But no, nigga, you like 180. Nick, I ain't get over 100 pounds to 17. Ugly bad, boy. Oh, okay, go ahead.

So, nigga, I'm like, 8 to 5 pounds. And all the nigger do, it got them. I'm like, chill out, bro. Y'all, nigga, playing. Stop playing so goddamn money. So I go in the house, these nigger trying to fight me, I go in the house, I tell my mom, I say, mom, they outside trying to jump me.

My mom said, I ain't having that shit. Church going on, woman. I was like, you feel, me? She said, I ain't having that shit. She'd go outside. I'm thinking she fin to tell him, stop playing with my son. She said, now if y'all want to fight,

we can go in the backyard and fight. wait, bitch, that ain't what I came to tell you I came to prevent the ass whipping. You're gonna throw me in that with the walls? Ever since then, I just said I'd never tell my mama, I just went to fight. And that's why I'm crazy to this day. And I got my

ass whooped, don't whoops some ass, and we still here? Hey man, the only thing worse than getting your ass whoopped is like when the motherfucker who ride with you start a fight and then they get their ass whoop. That's the funnest shit, because they be sitting in the front seat and all you

We're from the hood, boy, we love you, but we gonna talk shit about you. You start to fight and lose, nigger. You know, however long we friends is however long you gonna hear that story. That's how God worked. Sometimes God will show you that you ain't who you thought you were. Real top.

I don't give a fuck how bad you are. It's somebody that the fuck you were. Always bad. Ain't going through some crazy shit. I'm talking I on the verge. killing themselves and you just said some shit, now he's about to kill you. I'll never forget, I was in the fourth grade, this nigga name, I think his name was Carmen. This nigga was supposed to be in the seventh grade. And I'm in the fourth grade.

This nigga's supposed to be in the seventh. I'm killing this nigga. This is probably my first ever class clown experience, you know? I'm talking about, they're laughing. Ah, this nigger grown. I'm telling him, well, you ain't never got a sign no permission schlil. I'm tearing his ass up, nigga. I swear on everything. That nigga sat back and he was looking at me for like five minutes like that and he, all I heard was, I'm gonna kill you.

Bro, I went home and told my mama, nigger, and get what she did. Ain't nobody gonna kill my son if you wanna fight. We can go, I said, bitch, you know what? Bro, your mama sound like the best promoter. That nigga scared the hell out of me for like two weeks. I thought he was going to kill me, bro. I avoid fights at all costs right now.

Nigga, I'm over 30. It's going to take me too long. I'm trying to do that. The recovery would be too goddamn long. Niggas, no, when you 30, sometimes you just wake up and shit be hurting. You start thinking like, this shit hurts so bad you can't think of shit, but the last time you hurt this shit. Man, I woke up this morning my goddamn knee.

need a swole up from second grade, my nigger. Yeah, I was the nutcracker in second grade. That's the only time my knee ever been fucked up. That bitch, big as a grapefruit. I'm gonna have to call off work. I don't know why my goddamn knee swole up like this. You go to the doctor, they ask you, so, well, what happened to it? Bitch, I don't know.

I slept on it wrong. I woke up, and the shit was fucked up. Help me. Old people sleep on everything wrong. Naga, that's the, when you get 30, that's how you. you fuck shit up. You got to learn how to sleep right when you're young.

I'm telling all the young people learn how to sleep right. Gonna wake up one morning your goddamn ear going to be burning. Like, what the fuck? I just slept on my goddamn ear. I didn't slip on my goddamn ear wrong.

Now I got to take off work. Go to this. Look, the people who 30 laughing like a motherfucker. They got a sleep number bed. Old-eyed, nigg. What my 30 and up crowd in? What's y'all's sleep number?

I'm talking about. When life reminds you that you're 30 and up, you get to whiling out, having too much goddamn fun. Fuck around there, I hop at 3 in the morning. Fuck around and order a milkshake. Be shitty for four weeks. You don't know why you ordered this milkshake. You didn't have but a spoon full of milkshake.

Oh, shit. You be shitting and you can't even breathe right. Sitty booty. Fuck calling off. I'm gonna quit this job. My stomach hurt like a mother. Niggas who 30 don't even want to be around ice cream. I'm a young nigga, but I'm an old nigga.

I got the same problems as an old nigga. I'm a young nigga that'll wear the same clothes for three days. See, when you 30, you can't do that shit because new clothes or your skin gonna itch. Nigger, you nasty. No, I ain't. I'm telling you, that shit nasty. You used to do that shit.

I hate when old nigga act like they never do that shit when they were y'all. That was when I was broke. You did it last week. No, I did. I got three outfits a day. I was on the road with you, Carlos. When you become 30, you just put all your outfits together.

you have a lot of free time I would lay I laid four outfits on the bed T-shirt draws included And you ain't wear none of them outfits did you? What, two of them? Two of them still on deck Jesse Kate Today

Shout out to He's got two outfits on deck Just in case Yeah And I'm on that new male birth control You on birth control Yeah I want these bitches to see if it work.

You on birth control. I'm on birth control. Do you got another pill? It ain't no pill. What is it? It's just a rubber band that go around your nuts. Where can I buy that rubber band? Need a prescription.

Go and see your doctor, bro. And ask them for that rubber band. I'll be like, hey, do you got a rubber band for? my nuts talking by some birth control. I'm trying to put my finger in Hubbard. Hubbard. And sniff it on the low, like, this bitch clean, this bitch clean. This bitch clean.

This bitch clean. I'm been the leg between. I can't eat your ass. I can't. Oh, I said, this bitch, this bitch, this bitch. I'm bending the leg between. Shout out to all the dudes that eat ass. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

All 31 of y'all. DeMoney, don't ever do that. That's nasty. That's only for old men. Don't do it. If I got any advice, I wish I would have started younger. Oh Oh

I would have had the bitch is out of control I had had all the bitches doing my work For real Like what you doing? You got a leg ass You got a leg ass Oh, oh But she's got an air first

Because sometimes it'd be hair dirt It'd be what? Hell dirt There'd be some hell A bitch got hair back down sometimes back down sometimes. Look at that nigga who he has. Facts.

Wait a minute. Fax, my nigga, Fax. Wait. That nigga from New York. That New York, Fox, son. That shit be out.

Dead ass. Don't it be how about their bald head? Bro. What the hell is... Do you mean to tell me they spending all this money going to get their vaginas wax leaving the ass hairy?

Niggins said they don't wax that. That nigga be mad at hell. Look, they argue. No, we don't. No, we don't. Yes, y'all do? Some of y'all don't toot your butt up. Y'all just go get, and get the fuck up.

You got to toot that ass up. Huh? It comes with the package. So they got a deluxe deal. Yeah, let me get that ass and coochie deluxe. That's the one I want. Yep, yep, there we go. Go ahead.

Do your thing. Now, does that include the goch? The gooch? Y'all got a gooch. Niggas don't, women ain't got no gooch. If a woman got a gooch, nigga, that's a man. Because a gooch is a cooch, that's what it's supposed to be. If a woman got a gooch, if a woman got a gooch, if a woman got a gooch,

because the ass is right there by the pussy. They're next door neighbors. It's like with their little lips. It's right there. It's like, hey, what the fuck? The ass in the coochie living a duplex. It's like, you can't not lick the ass. It'd be right there like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, you down there in the coozy. That motherfucker would be like, hey, hey! Don't that like you gonna see me? I'm right here, though. I had an ass speak to me one time. They were like, pss. That's what they say, right? If you lick me, she'll turn up.

I let me lick that motherfucker. That bit with the... I said, that shit is power. I can't wait, but I was got there. Offering the ass eat Hey bitch you all I've ever had your ass Hey man

Man Hey man Hey man Cut that shit I'm telling you boy Don't ever do some shit And it worked Oh boy

I put that shit in the arsenal boy Woof Ass in right there It's like a flash Like I just came to do the job ma'am

Came to save someone Who needs saving Bro Hold up But back on these Knicks right here though You say You like the ass

to be clean. I'm talking about this is your girl right here, right? That's your wife? That's how you know she'll eat her ass. She ain't even sad now. Bro. Whether he said, I knew he ate ass. She's been smiling the whole time.

I'm talking about lips just move. It's just... He ain't lying. He's not lying. Oh, tell you. You remember when I ate your ass when I fucked up? She started requesting that shit. What happened?

You fucked up and you had to come home apologize? Yeah, I'm fucking won't eat ass. And she was like, uh, so when you just not going to eat ass again? I'm like, that ain't a request. That's super powers. That's an uncomfortable conversation to have. Who mean? I don't give a fuck, I'm a grown, nigga.

I learned that from my pollen. All this shit, I'm saying now. I just say, uh, too, with my pollen. He was like, you're going to learn? Yeah. And I be damn sure if I ain't learned. I learned quick. I'm a fat, I'm a good stupid.

When you fuck up, eating ass is in the apology package. It's definitely, niggas can't be like, I'm sorry. You gotta stay at home a whole lot. Nope. Eat some ass, act like you don't want to do shit, act like you said that you fucked up. Women love when you act like you say. I'm like, I don't know what I was doing out there with them whole. This the real shit right here.

This the real right here. This is what I miss. Money can't buy this shit, baby. I got a real one, though. I got a real one with me. I got a real. If you play like you sad, then, niggies. You got to.

I know, not all the time. You just got to be the man. Man up. Man up for your mistakes. I fucked up. And I bent over. Shit, solve it. You gotta have no pity pot.

You gotta have no pity pot. All that sad shit, sad vibes rub off on people. Bitch, don't be sad. I mean, it's your pussy, bitch, smile. Clap your hand. Look at the lady back there who get over shit quick. Yes. Ladies, tell the truth.

It's hard to be mad when somebody eating your pussy. Tell the truth. And your ass. She said, no, I would love to see your angry. How are you going to be angry getting your pussy? Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh. Turn up. Turn up.

Oh, I still don't forgive you. I still don't feel. I still don't forgive you. I'm still mad. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. Who said exactly? That's your wife?

That's your old lady. That's because she want to get married, but you ain't ready yet. That's my old lady. It's my old lady, man. I'm stuck. You know. That's an old lady. Yeah, you know.

That's how he talked. We asked about his wife. You still with your wife? You're a black man. Don't feel no pressure to get married. We can go together for 30 years. for 30 years. Y'all can't get married.

Look at all the shit you don't bought her. That's married shit. You don't bought four drinks. Y'all splitting fries. These niggas splitting fries. Talking about that ain't no real relationship. It's honey mustard on this side and ranch.

On this. Baby, let me see your fork. Let me see your fork. They together like a motherfucker. Hey, man, I think we got to wrap it up. We got another show. We're here, man. Oh, y'all.

Y'all need to stay, man, or pay again. Y'all want to come back? I'm about to tell some jokes. Yeah, my buddy call off going to go on stage and go crazy. I'm about to go on stage and tell some jokes, man. Oh, look, we're going to take any questions before we go? Because this shit is lit.

We'll do a few questions from the audience. I didn't go get my feet done again. These bitch and I'm proud up. Real, though. You're going to be all right, though, man. No, I'm good. Any questions y'all want to ask us? This shit real.

Deep down in your heart, you ever want to ask us some shit, we're going to answer it. No matter how stupid it is. We stupid. The only thing. Don't, there's no such thing as a stupid question Yes it is

Yes the fuck it is Don't tell us that The only stupid question Is the one you don't ask Nick can be some stupid shit Where 85 South show Come from? This fucking nigga here, man

He wasn't here I guess they know everything No they don't Because I don't want To ask the questions When I get all the stage I'm trying to smoke And get my mind together

Say what Hold up, hold up The nigga with the Who eat ass Let me answer this shit for him. He said, was you afraid to start doing comedy? Were you scared? Who you were scared?

I wasn't. I wasn't. Oh shit. I really been doing comedy my whole life. I wasn't scared to do this shit. I'm really just like, I've been coming, doing comedy since I moved to Atlanta for 12 years. You know, I ain't never have like no feel. have, like, no fear of doing this shit.

It's just, like, the starving artist part I wouldn't fucking with. Yeah, talk. Hell, yeah. This shit chose me, though. You know what I'm saying? Because I was in the street trying to rob niggies and shit. Like, I would have looked at you and be like,

damn, that nigger head smiled. I don't want him to see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? I don't want that nigga chain. You got that guy to eat wet at, blah. I couldn't, my street, I wasn't in the streets like that. I gave a fuck too much. I tried to sell a weed for a little bit, but I ended up giving most of it away.

Like, man, I got, I got a dime, but I really want a quarter. Man, go on here. You got it. I would love to buy weed for your ass. I know. What these other niggas giving you? Take that. I was giving you what you paid for.

I was skipping a nigger. I will give you what you pay for. You come with $8? and you're going to get $8 worth of weed. You ain't going to get no whole gram, nigga. As a matter of fact, I'm going to get your point since for trying my trap. That's what I'm going to do. Damn. You supposed to got a point eight, but you're going to

get a point since. Next time, come with all the monies. That's crazy. And you're not smoking in my house. Man, you're broke out. Get the fuck out of here. You're not. You're not. Nigg. We want to sit down and smoke with you. Smoking. Right. Selling weed is too stressful, because people want to tell you why they need the weed.

That man, my goddamn girl. I came home. Call my girl. She got the nigg. in the motherfucking crib. They laid up, watch the TV like a motherfucker. They're big going to tell me about I got the motherfucking lead. Shit, fuck that shit. Like, man, bro, just give me that $20. Shut the fuck up.

Then you got to run them to the stove. Then they, man, you want to smoke one? Bitch, I've been over here for an hour. I didn't miss the real money. I stopped selling weed, nigga. I remember my last time selling weed. I owe the nigga for like two ounces. My dad had their pass

And I was like, man I'm feeling smoke all this shit He better not even ask me for this money That's how I was thinking I was gonna blame it on my dad at death But I was really bucking like, nigga You're not getting this money See?

See how fun Look out the people who don't stole weave for it shit Yeah, dude, a true story Shout out to all the niggas who made it Out the streets, now you do like electrician work, work on refrigerators Plumbing Every Comcast cable man in Atlanta

used to trap real hard. If you go out there and talk to him shit, boy. I remember when I got down Tilt where out here, boy. Shit, geez, I know all of them nigger. Ask them about me. Yeah, because I'm going to see him and remember who the fuck you are, cable man. Tip, it's a cable man in Cobb County

talking about y'all used to trap together. I don't know the nigger name, but if you had a partner who do cable, he said y'all used to do some shit. Niggin' name Drew. Shut up! I know him personally. I can say that.

That's who we should have broke. I drove would have been up here, piped up. Hell yeah. I tried to sell crack, too. I used to break my shit down too much. I'd bring my shit down. My shit, you just look like dipping dots and shit. You tried to sell crack.

I used to be like, look, I'm gonna sell three of them for 10 right there. I got $2. That nigga had $3 rocks. I used to sell a nigga a knick sack and sell them $2.2. Sacks. Trout used to be bucking. Number ones I'm saying

Dippin'outs I don't really fuck with the drug game I don't even like When I buy weed From my home boy He weighed it up I'd be like bro This is me

What is you doing? I hate one of the nigga Way up a gram Like you have to put your hand On the scale Nick don't put nothing on no scale Pinch that shit off You ain't fin to wear up no gram

I had a nigga get in the car With a pound of weed I was like down bro I don't want a gram He's like alright Nick took the scale out I said hey nigga You better pinch that shit off of that

Fuck wrong with you I'm but a pinch. You scared to get me over? Stend your ass niggas, niggins. You don't even give you that pink. You're scared to get your one, too. Hey, man, you know I'll fuck with you, bitch, dog. Man, give me my motherfucker weed, man.

I got time for that shit. Hey, man, we gotta, we gotta wrap this shit up. All right, man, I know y'all love doing this shit. But that's the thing. We can talk this shit all night. We appreciate y'all coming out to support. My man, when to order another plate on us. Support the live show.

Yeah! I highly encourage y'all to come back to the stand-up comedy show. I encourage y'all, too. This nigga is... You're gonna stick around? You want to fuck around? Are you leaving?

I seen the shit last night. I ain't put you on the spot. I'm just saying. I'm just saying I fuck with you. I seen the shit last night and I know what you say every time because I'm there with you. Yeah.

I stay. You're gonna fuck with it then. All right. That's what it is. Nigger. Shit. It's whatever. I still got to get this little light bill.

I'm gonna be here with you. It's all good. We isn't this motherfucker. Now we understand we still be performing for free load. Let these folks know the grind for the comedy shit. You've been in it 12 years, 16 or the 12? 12. 12.

My bad, niggas, I don't know you a VAT. Oh, okay. I've been in the three. Niggas, we do free shows still. He had a show last night and I get what? I ain't mean coming at you like a real pot of pole to. Like, hey, man, you know I did 10 men. Go on get your body a hundred dollars.

You should have, because that's the type of gram we come from. But I know, even if I gave you $100. I would have gave it back. I know. That's just the type of nigger you. are. You're rich. You really just be acting like he ain't got no paper. I'm not rich, bro. Don't tell these folks. Don't follow me home. I'll bust at your ad. Do not follow me home. Thank that shit again. I told that shit is in my pocket. Play with it.

That nigger rich, man. He got all the money. But no, on some real shit. Y'all continue to watch 85 South Show. Make sure you support D.C. New Show. He's going to be the host of TRL. Make sure you support. Pay your cable bill. My one fucking partner, T.F.E. Make sure you support the money. Let. Got my boy five mics in the building. What's up, five?

We in this bitch. We in here. We appreciate everybody for coming. What a beat drop. Hey. This is like the Benediction. Y'all can hang at church, but I want to need y'all. The Benediction.

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