The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Knoxville Comedy Special W DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 194

Episode Date: August 9, 2019

The coldest comedy crew in the land stopped through Knoxville Tennessee to bring the real laughs! You know they gotta roast the whole city. From the African Man with the white lady to the entire brida...l party, nobody is safe. Plus the ghetto chick who stood up turned the whole show upside down! The crew brings back 92 Am rebel radio and this time they include an audience member "Timbo-Ray" and with the band backing up the crew, DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean bring the musical improv. GET TICKETS TO THE LATE SHOW THIS WEEKEND! FOXWOODS CASINO Mashantucket, CT - https://webtixs.foxwoods.com/Entertai... BOSTON WILBUR THEATER https://www1.ticketmaster.com/85-sout... FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:31 listen to Good Mom's Bad Choices from Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast Welcome back to another rendition of the 85 sound show I am your host and tour guide Carlos Miller where are we right now excuse that what you said
Starting point is 00:01:49 Where are we? Oh you gotta speak up I couldn't really hear we're in Knoxville Tennessee You're ready to do this one right here. Hit them with this, late. Oh my, I don't mind if it. Yeah, man, we cook it. Act up some or two.
Starting point is 00:02:09 We're still going, baby. What's this? Like the fourth, fifth show? What is this? Eight, nine? We don't even count around here. We just doing what we love. Find something you love to do.
Starting point is 00:02:21 You're never working dead. You're like, stay tuned. You are witnessing the new kings of comedy. Knoxville, stand up for me, Knoxville, stand up for me. We're about to get it started. Come on, Knoxville, up top, stand up for me. What I'm talking about, Knoxville, first member of the Eddie Bice now show out of Washington, D.C. You've seen this man on MTV.
Starting point is 00:02:47 He is the coldest dress man in comedy. We got Chico Bid in Al tonight. Knoxville, the second member of the 85 South Show, is from West Side and Renner. You see this man on MTV, calling out. You see him host MTV, CRM. You see this man on Hip-Hump Square. You see this man in the movie almost Christmas. And in theaters right now, you can see this man.
Starting point is 00:03:21 This man and I got to hook up to Knoxville, we got C.C. y'all flying out! I don't know if you're ready, Knoxville. Are you ready? Knoxville with my ladies in. What my single sexy ladies in? See this man from Atlanta by way up in Mississippi. You see him on F2B calling out.
Starting point is 00:03:53 He is the creator of the movement. Black men don't cheat. Give it up for that black man don't cheat. All right. He is the coldest in the game. Lady, your baby, daddy. Carlos Miller is in the building, you know? Now, Bill, I'm gonna need y'all to get real live for him.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I'm gonna need y'all to get real loud. Real loud. Y'all ready? Come on, make some noise. Start clapping right now. Not clapping right now. This is the only birds of show. Nashville.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Nashville. Nashville. Knoxville Knoxville Knoxville Knoxville Knoxville Knoxville
Starting point is 00:04:53 Knoxville Knoxville Knoxville We are at I say Knoxville Knoxville We are there
Starting point is 00:05:04 We say Knoxville We're there I say Nashville Nashville Knoxville Not sweet Tennessee
Starting point is 00:05:17 Not sweet Tennessee Not sweet in Tennessee Not sweet in Tennessee She got the teeth in the building right there She got her teeth in the building right now She got the tennis in the building right now She got them right now Hey
Starting point is 00:05:39 That's what I'm talking about Oh we gotta get a shout out Uptime, how you feeling up top? Up top! How are you feeling up top? Hey! Y'all didn't fart in a motherfucker Hey, y'all didn't fart in a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:05:58 I said what a man? I said a bugger. We said a bugging with y'all up top for save time till. Hey. What are you going, D.C.? What are you going, D.C.? We're off. We ain't knocked down.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Knowsville, Knowsfield, what's up, baby, how are you? How you do? We got a man here tonight, baby. How y'all feel? Oh, yeah. Nah, I said, Natsville how y'all feel? How y'all feel? How y'all feel?
Starting point is 00:06:33 How you feel? Okay, ladies. Now I feel how y'all feel? Okay! I'm still how y'all I feel! Okay. Yeah. What's up, man?
Starting point is 00:06:47 Yeah, oh, let's be some motherfuckin' fucking trumbo. I love my hands. She got her feet and her feet. This motherfucker is. What's up? You're all right? Oh, you are. Oh, you're gonna sit down like the ball person. What's right?
Starting point is 00:07:00 What's that? What's that? Look at that. He, that boy, like, he come on, like that. What's up white people? Yeah! Ah, what's up y'all? What's up, Bo G? You good?
Starting point is 00:07:16 All right, Professor Columbus, you better stop playing. Hello. What's up, Joe? How you feel, my name? It's a lot of interracial couples. Yeah. What's up, Bo G? You good? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Nick, look like he fly airplanes. Hey. You see, my man got his headphones on like radio. Oh, like radio in this moment, sir. They ain't talking nobody. What's up, people in the back? I won't come up there, but I got asthma. I can't do that.
Starting point is 00:07:45 That shit, Paul. This shit, it was far. Yeah, look at this shit, boy. Oh, look at a me. Have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat. This shit.
Starting point is 00:07:58 You've got some ass meats. In mind. What's up, cool? This shit doesn't like a mega church don't. church don't it welcome to the church of the 85 south show noxville edition start the collection plate now what's going on noxbyn we fucking with y'all look at all these fine-ass ladies they tie they're rode in on some horses look at that the white girls that ah
Starting point is 00:08:26 she stuck her tongue out who taught her that what the fuck is you doing white ladies White lady, nasty's hell that knocks me here. We got a couple white people in here. That interracial like that. About four niggas over there white girls in that little room right there. We got the white man off one of the pawn shop shows off the motherfucking, you look like you pawned all the goddamn gold. He came in with a 30 piece, but we couldn't give him 300 for it. So I'm going to send it back to D.C. and let him do the deal.
Starting point is 00:08:53 See if we can get a better deal on that gold chain that he bought in. Got the pawn king in the building. Leave that dude alone. They're going to run your ass over with a big four. F3 Fitness. Fuck you, Chico! In a bag. He's trying to miss his sleeping so he can go too.
Starting point is 00:09:09 There's some people in here. Lovely lady right here. She got the good Cisco. Let me see that song. Let me see. Tell me that song. Man, he rubbed me out of their head. Like, I like it, though.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I bet he do. He grabbed, it was fucked up how he grabbed. He was like, man, leave my nigger alone. You, that shit is an ass train. That's stupid. We're the single ladies at tonight. They're in here? I see why.
Starting point is 00:09:45 How the fuck 13 women make that much noise? Somebody lying. That's just sound depressed. Like they need help. I know. I need dick now, please. Knoxville, a unique city. I was driving through this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I ain't. know if I was coming to Knoxville or back in time. I was like, ooh, this shit looked like it's from the shit real. Ooh, boy, y'all got them real old white people out here, boy. That shit real, but I'm like, boy, I see some white people on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the gas station. I was like, hey, how you doing? The fucker, you do it, asshole.
Starting point is 00:10:23 It's something about here scared than them, the ones that don't speak, they just look at you. Fuck that. 55 of the ass at the gas station were overalls on. I was like, I was a monkey. I was like, niggins, look at that. Then you go from the scary-ass neighborhoods that make a right turn, you're in the goddamn hood
Starting point is 00:10:51 like a motherfucker down here. How y'all go from scary white to the hood so quickly in Knoxville? What's the name of the worst hood in Knoxville? Anyone with some white people that were overalls? Hey God. What did you say? What your lady is? Look at all the niggas yelling their hoods out.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Nick Chappaniel, nigga! Remember for me proud of violence? It fucked up where I stayed. He fucked up over there, everybody got shot. I got shot, my little sister. I know where the hood at, my nigga. You got the law chain on like you said. My nigga Joe Button in this bitch,
Starting point is 00:11:27 yeah. You got the chain down. to your do you your change man loo loo do you know what that you know a nigger been getting money since the early 2000s when it's changed still down here nigga that's you know when they got out the feds and came home damn i can't believe i still got that what the worst of knottesville g a homes hey home a home somebody in the back saying no it ain't who are that multi pete who's at Montepete.
Starting point is 00:11:55 All right out here, right here. Cromo. Y'all got a hood out here called A Homes. Is it Mexicans that live there? Hey, Homes. Hey, Homes, welcome to
Starting point is 00:12:06 A Hones. A homes. Hey, Homes. They stay in A Homes right there. There is going. Right now. Hey, Homes, welcome to the 85 South Show.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Homes. One, two, three, Quanto, Sego, Sego, Sets. They got A. Holmes down here. There's going to be 6,000 people outside trying to fight you. Come outside, Chico. I heard you have something to say about A. Holmes, eh, homes.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I'll fuck with Mr. Pee. They fix everything. They just fix it. They don't even give it down. They just, hey, come here. I think you have a leak right here, but if you give me $20,000, I fix everything, everything. You got it. I'm like, he go for that, my nigga, do a great job.
Starting point is 00:12:55 I want you to do twice to work. Go get a nigga, fuck that. I went to get some soul food when I was in Knoxville today at a place called Jackies. Y'all up in the Jackets. Some new jackets. Jackets was good than a motherfucker. They had a diverse crew working in there. It was black women doing the serve, and then the old white man came out the back holding a big ass pot of green beans.
Starting point is 00:13:19 I was like, oh, did he make those? I don't want to try those if he made those. He's like, nah, he cook them good. He put Lowry's and everything in his green beans. That nigga ain't never been nowhere right here. That nigga ain't out the bad with his mouth. Come on, baby, I told you they're going to start on time now. Come on.
Starting point is 00:13:36 We got the real white man right there, got there. He's the boy. What's the white man that made that was a rapper? Bubba Sparks. Yeah, they go Bubba Sparks right there. Bubba Sparks called him Paul. You're from Knoxville? You're from Atlanta? You drove out from Atlanta?
Starting point is 00:13:54 What part of Atlanta? Oh my shit! Well, y'all been to chill to fuck out of here, Atlanta. Atlanta, what's up, what's up, what's up? Y'all in not school. And no right, you can be playing. You don't know how much that mean DC'll tell you. Atlanta niggas don't really go nowhere.
Starting point is 00:14:16 We don't. So for them to come up here, that means something. Real time. Them niggas stood outside in the yard. in the yard about two hours, man. We're going to have a little. What's up? What's so, bitch, what's up?
Starting point is 00:14:26 What's up? Ah! Come on, come on, a lot of love. God damn. Y'all, bitch, damn. Y'all having a bridle part in this job. Somebody get married. She's gonna fuck it up.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I'm gonna hug her back. I'm gonna get my head back on the day. It's your birthday. It's your, your, your birthday, baby. Happy birthday. You see? You see her extra women on.
Starting point is 00:14:50 on their birthday, 10 people got on a happy birthday bitch shirt. Happy birthday to who? The sexy, the sassy but classy cousin. The sweet but stubborn cousin. The short and sassy cousin. The unfiltered cousin. The unfiltered cousin. Oh, I thought they said unfaithful.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Now what do I say? The sassy but classy cousin. Who the dick-sucking cousin? What her shirt at? I'm kidding. Oh, you see? I told you. There we go.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Hey. Salute to you. Hey, Holmes! Hey, you did. Hey, Homes! Hey! Hey, Homs! Hey! Hey!
Starting point is 00:15:28 Hey, Homs! Hey, you can tell, she gets a good head. Could you still see her on the, bitch? You need this. Now, I'm gonna tell you how I know the head good. She ain't got no edges. Look at that shit. No edges.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Just braids. Her braids like this. Hey, Homes. Hey, Homes. Hey homes yep this you got her shit branded like that auntie that used to be on no real bad and got all yeah you know Auntie T that used to be on her when but she clean now she get her hair braided like that like she oh brooklyn I love you you is stupid dang he said with a dick son I can't he give about this though no big
Starting point is 00:16:19 head like that, uh-uh, you got to grow some happy. Man, D.C., why, I thought you had a can't a beer, this motherfucker. I was about to say, boy, what the fucking Oxfielder did you? I'm buying it. I can't open this shit. Dude, how you do it? Man, don't drink all those shit. Don't drink all this.
Starting point is 00:16:33 You drink all that? You're going to the hospital, is right, man. You drink all that, you're going to the hospital. I'm scared. That nigga might got some goddamn. Sip that shit in his residue in his finger nails. He got a tall pan of Red Bull. I didn't even know they made Red Bull in the middle of light cans.
Starting point is 00:16:48 like hands, nigga that shit is crazy. Yeah, been drinking goddamn heroin residues. What's up, sweetheart? You ain't here with the cousin food? I was that take off in the middle of the show. You by yourself? Why are you by yourself? You wanted to be by yourself? She said she's by herself, though. Who by herself? She ain't going to be by myself.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Come here, dude, you got to see you. She got the tithies in here looking like What's she? What's here? She got the puff daddy mama wig on that? Yeah. I see what you about that and take that I can't fuck with him why not she got on the golden weed she got on the golden weed she's a golden
Starting point is 00:17:29 retrieval she was offended by that she was like wait a minute nigger don't be disrespecting gold weave I got one on layaway I didn't even who's I ain't even fucking with her because I know if she take that off she kind of braids right though hold on hold on call off I got somebody right here this nigger His hair is slick it in his woman's, uh-uh. Close. Right here. His hair slicking in his woman's right here.
Starting point is 00:17:54 See? What's it name? Ricky Fontaine. Hey, that's up Ricky Fontaine. How y'all, y'all together? How long y'all y'all been together? She said, ah. They ain't been together that long,
Starting point is 00:18:12 because they pinks ain't even the same. They tried to dress a leg and they fucked it up. Been together. few months, they don't know each other like that. How know y'all? You're watching too many times. Just watch it too many times. Y'all are together?
Starting point is 00:18:25 Look, she thought they were together, I don't I don't believe. She got her hair braided like poetic justice. She's about to tell you, like y'all was fucking in the back of a mail truck before y'all came in. That's why I don't fuck with you, because you're coming from over there for you. I ain't playing.
Starting point is 00:18:40 That nigga. She's just bought the fucking ticket, homie. You were here for Cali. You're from Cali? You got that little Cali swag. You got that little Cali swag. We ain't together, nigga. Call it, niggins, serious, what they did.
Starting point is 00:18:55 What they swag, D.C. That'd be dead serious. How'd you are? Who you see? Who you see? What's up? What's going on? He probably got something say in here? Nick, I don't know, pink. Where you from, but all that pink, huh? all that pink honey.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Harlem? Harlem. You from Harlem, nigga, all the way over here, my nigga? All the way over here? What part of Harlem you for him, my nigga? Southside. What, nigga, what, nigga? Jesse, motherfucking projects, nigga.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I ain't never been. Yeah, you can't go now. That's probably a goddamn public's right there or something. Whole Foods. Yeah, yeah. Fuck y'all do for fun out here in Knoxville. Skate. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney,
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Starting point is 00:22:42 here with the picnic shirt on what you do for fun oh you know that nigga player he only got the two middle buttons button he got all the bottom and the top open that's a thing that's gonna walk out the house like this year i hope the wind blowing so they can see all this got them smooth man shit i got on a multi-purpose outfit he ready to grill or take a nap everywhere he goes i could go to sleep or cook some meat is up the other what you do for a little o g nigger i live for a living huh Mechanicsville. He's from the city.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Hell are you doing a bill. You're running away from the Porte. Oh yeah. Look and look at OG. Stand up one more time for him. He got the good white. Oh, we got an advocate. Michael blessing.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Michael blessing. That's just... Excuse me. Excuse me. He don't make the white bitch to split up. Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:23:36 Oh! You don't split the word bitch is up. Oh! Go ahead get to D.C. He split the white bitch is. He said, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Oh, this your bitch? Excuse me. Oh, that's your nigga? Oh, you got a light skin partner. Oh, this is your translator. What do you want to know what? Hey, DC, come and get back on stage. Yeah, he really did it.
Starting point is 00:23:57 You feel like you working at Target. Stupid-ass, boy, I'm on your ass. You said you want this time? I got you. Quick over feet. That nigga is dressed like a target manager. Niggins like the West Side Connect game. Boy don't get so stupid eyes on.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Jet like Mac Tid. Ugly, that you put right. Who else in here, bro? Who else we gotta hit D.C.? Oh, my goodness. Mom ain't here, hey, mama. The African nigga spitting a white bone focus on. That was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:24:30 You didn't spill to a drink. What happened? She spilled her drink, laughing. I spilled your drink. Now your teeth is drunk. They're gonna be slipping out the garage, bitch, it's hot. Oh shit, you think you spilled the drink. She was in the car, sleeping, slobbing on her blouse.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Oof. It raining outside, ya. It raining outside, baby. Oh, you just ran through a sprinkler one. I love this shit. We should have been to Knoxville. Look at this. It's going for you here.
Starting point is 00:25:07 This very got first. Here Carlos. Man, everybody here. We got white people. We got black people. We got my African man right there to marry the white girls so we can come to America. You know y'all don't love each of me. Look, I have $20,000 if you allowed me to become Mrs. Wilson.
Starting point is 00:25:25 You're lying to her. Just to get married. Hey, Target. Sit down. Nick, don't know by me. No toilet tissue, man. This nigga look like he's ready to help somebody. Excuse me, so you're saying, you need to be toothpaste.
Starting point is 00:25:37 All right. Toothpace down our field. They got ushers. They got all that usher's shit. That why I took so long for to start the show. They like, hold up. A, B, C, D. E, F.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I gotta start over. Hold up, there we go. A, B, C, D. Elemento. Yeah. I think you're right here. Oh, that smooth right now. Hold up.
Starting point is 00:26:16 What's it? There, dude, that. Look at the horns don't know when to come in. There you go. Come on horns. Bring it, we in Knoxville. You gotta play some funky shit for the Knoxville, people. And that jazz relaxing for the soul, goddamn.
Starting point is 00:26:31 You can go rob a nigga playing that jazz. I'm gonna go let this nigga die. What you gonna do? Shit, you know what I'm gonna do. But show me what you gonna do. When I go in that motherfucker, I'm gonna pull that motherfucker. I'm like, boy, you already know what time in here. Get on the ground!
Starting point is 00:26:49 Because they said the money up on the road. I'm gonna lay his hand down. They ain't coming to play. Show me how you gonna walk in, dude. Because you know he got steps. So I'm a creep. I got to go to the top. But he got a peepo, though.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Man, that's she hurt. Who in? Who in? Is she cousin? Which cousin? one. I don't got no cousin name that one. Yes you do.
Starting point is 00:27:48 What? My father's side. On your father side? I don't even know my father, nigger. I do. That's why I'm trying to come tell you about it. Alright. I want to know about the nigger.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Get on the ground, motherfucker! You put the guy on the ground quickly than that. quicker than that you're gonna yeah you you ain't scared nah that you got a fake a gun put a real gun out what the fuck is wrong with this thing oh bad i can't leave y'all niggins it y'all are fucked don't rob nobody man that shit is bad for your health because everybody put on each other if you're scared get it up ain't got shit salute to all the people that are here recording the show for their cousins who couldn't make it thank y'all
Starting point is 00:28:37 Your dirty motherfuckers Don't worry about buying no ticket, girl, I got you And all your motherfuckers in here record on an Android This shit gonna look like a VHS tape to everybody That shit only look good on your phone You're gonna try to hook that shit up to the TV It's gonna look like y'all trying to watch porn in the 90s
Starting point is 00:28:58 on Cinemax. Ooh, I think that was a titty right there. No one. Oh shit. It's a good pussy in this audience. It's some good pussy in this audience. Where is it? I'm trying to find it.
Starting point is 00:29:22 White lady, you sit down. We do not want them problems in Knoxville. Hell not. No white lady. No white ladies. Because you'll fuck tonight there change your mind in ten years. I don't remember saying yet. You got some white lady.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Now we all go on to jail for fucking with Amber. for fucking with Amber no ma'am oh Amber no have you ever happened a white lady only way I'm a fuck with a white woman in Knoxville is if she from A. Homes with A. Holmes white bitch is that I'm looking for one of them yeah no the white lady want to go oh wait wait a minute who do look at that bitch Hold on What the fuck, what the... What the...
Starting point is 00:30:15 What the... See what I'm right to, Tico! See go right to you. Oh! Oh! Come back. Mama Dee. Wait a...
Starting point is 00:30:29 Wait a... What the fuck? Hey! Come back. Come back. Come back. Come back down. time show him who you is no hello we're gonna let you come back give us a
Starting point is 00:30:41 walking down here music we got your walking down music come on matter fact I'm gonna be your motherfucker intro me intro nigger like we in the WWE come on come on baby come on all right give us a walk down music crank it up come on now come on now come on down down he says he can't Come on down. Come on down. No, never mind. A niggins told her to sit the fuck down.
Starting point is 00:31:11 He was like, bitch. Sit the fuck down. Nobody tell your group fans to get up if you walk around this motherfucker. No, no, no, no. Oh, no. You better sit your ass down. Boy, you end up giving that a hog. Oh, oh, ah, sweet love it.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Hey, it's all. It's all. It's all. Hey, it's okay. It's okay, damn. They're gonna get up no fault. That nigga is not playing. That nigga says, sit your motherfucking ass down.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Oh, oh, gee, that's how you holding down. Fuck the hot girl, some of the hot boys just got a point on this, nigga. That nigga said, bitch, sit the fuck down. And the crazy thing is, he ain't... She still trying to act like she runs the relationship. I do what I want. You're going to get hit in the back of the head. You're going to sit down.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I am not trying to ride home with them tonight. At home with them the night, that's it. And the fuck-up part is, y'all ain't even moved when he told him to sit the fuck down. He was like this. She was about to get back up that nigga said, bitch. Then she stood up again. That nigga said, bitch, if you don't sit the motherfucking ass down. Nobody got time if you need walk around strut to your goddamn bullshit ass across this stage.
Starting point is 00:32:25 You don't even know these niggas, bitch. Sit the fuck down. Then she wanted to be disrespectful. That's it. It was a dress. It was a dress. The perfect example. Of what?
Starting point is 00:32:36 Of a ghetto chick. See how she listened, but she didn't listen. I ain't going to walk down there, but I'm going to stand up. Right. Hard head. Shout out to all the women that don't listen all the way. But you listen enough. Just enough.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Listen. That was some of the fun of this. She and I ain't going out of that for the bitch did stand up. She always got to have a last word. I can't believe that just happened in front of me like that. That was amazing. She got to show people. She was at the show. Just in case she gets swollen up.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Sit your ass down. I was there. He did that. I swear. That's why you got to be careful, fellas, because I'm telling you, man, when your girl decides she want to be disrespectful, it's going to be at the worst moment ever, nigga. Ooh, shit. Y'all be fucking us up. She didn't save all of that shit that she didn't let go and forgave you for. And then she act like she crude. that one night you had the show I'm talking about she was killing it too y'all seen that two piece she had to unbonding first
Starting point is 00:33:49 she said that shit that shit and fly she should have done she walked down the aisle like diana ross came back that niggins was sitting there like ike turner all right bitch all right bitch you do this a motherfucking game huh You want to walk around and show motherfuckers what I'm working with, huh? You think it's a goddamn game, huh? Bitch, I told you, you leave me a kid. You didn't, a bitch, I told you. That nigga turned in. The Ike sitting in that goddamn chair.
Starting point is 00:34:13 She walked down because he wasn't looking. He cared about her. He got a lot invested over there. He got dope over a house, a Chevy in the backyard. All of course. Got kids. A chopper that he hid under a match with me. Ladies, why y'all do it?
Starting point is 00:34:30 Why y'all get so? Why y'all wait to be disrespectful? Why don't you just let your anger out when you're angry and stop holding all the shit in? Women don't work like that, girl. I know, but I'm trying to get some insight as to why y'all do that. Because fellas, your girl, they won't tell you. They know how to play with niggas egos. Because they know where your ego's supposed to be when they meet you,
Starting point is 00:34:50 but they have built the shit all the way up to here. And the moment you act like you ain't got no sense, she's going to talk bad to you, nigger. What? Act like you don't want to do something she's going to do one day. You think of you fucking the shit out of you think of you the man one day she'll be like baby Let's go to the movies. I want to see this new move man I don't even feel like doing all that shit man. I'm tired. I've been working all day. Oh, you're tired
Starting point is 00:35:13 Oh, okay, well since you didn't want to come with me I never came with you. You like what? Bitch, what the fuck you say? Fuck is you talking about. So, so, so, so. Bro, that is so goddamn true. Her my bitch, so. We're gonna flip some shit, bro. They can flip some shit. Tired? You go get up to my skin.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Really? You're tired? I'm fucking what a nigga that's tired. Wow. Like, tired. Wow. Niggas tired. Ooh, okay, I'm gonna remember that. What the fuck does that mean? I'm gonna remember, like...
Starting point is 00:35:51 See, fella, you gotta be a real nigga. That don't mean... The next time you ask me for any fucking thing, guess what I'm gonna be. Tired. Fellas, don't let them control you. You see how they're laughing, they're crazy, man. Don't let them control you.
Starting point is 00:36:05 You ask why they be holding on the shit. They don't be holding on the shit. They don't even know what the fuck they're mad about. They don't know yet. They still figuring it out. They're just doing it because of my game. Exactly. It might hit them at 3, 4 o'clock in the morning. That's why you wake up to out and goof-ass miss calls.
Starting point is 00:36:23 You'll be dead-ass slip and get a call just on some goofy shit. the fuck you dream about like I felt it I knew you was somewhere with a bitch like no fellas don't let him control you bro don't let him control you you can say you tie shit oh so you tired bitch yes in my shit they gotta be your shit get an uber hey better be your shit because all you fellas out here living off dick you niggas got a real short lease she gonna be mad as a motherfucker you living in the house just because you can fuck good. You ain't bringing no luncheables and nothing for the
Starting point is 00:37:00 no kids in there. Boy, I'm telling you. Their niggas is one dish left in the sink away from being homeless. Immediately. That type of pressure? Oh my God. Fuck around and make a sandwich and leave that night with the mayonnaise in the sink. If you fucking want to.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Ain't normal wrong for everyone for them type of niggas. They just got a fine shit. You know what? Somebody just had a stroke saying your name, Carlo. Brue, in it? Oh, my God. Ma'am, sit down. No, the fuck she don't.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Why she got to sit down and she's screaming my name? No, no, no, I ain't telling her to sit down because that is just because she stood up real quick and got dizzy. No, that spirit hit her pussy. She had to jump up real quick. That's what it was, not that. Yeah, yeah, made that pussy hot. Who said that?
Starting point is 00:37:54 I did. Yeah, you see how she jumped straight up one more time. Oh, that she go right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she worked at National. Yeah, yeah, oh. You know I fuck with it. She got them soft arms. Ain't nothing like the one with them soft-ass on. The lunch lady arms, they care about you. You have a hug one? Shit. Their soft meat just make me relax. It's going to be okay. Hey, watch that white man. How you do it way, man? How you do the soft arm? Yeah, yeah. He know about it. That they got a hang-a-a-a-ha-a-ha-a-ha-ha-n-a-ha-n-a-ha-ha. What's your name, G? Simbo-ray. Timbo-ray.
Starting point is 00:38:35 What's up, Timbo-ray? Timbo-ray. That is the most good white person name I have ever fucking heard. It's a boy named Timbo Ray. Oh, that's it. It's that tempo. No, that's your, that's your...
Starting point is 00:38:48 It's your birthday, but he's name Timbo. Fuck, they got to do with Timbo Ray. What the fuck. And he said, he named Timbo, but in my birthday. Hey, the only reason Timbo Ray in here is because he said Timbo-Rae had to use the car to get to the show. Well, come on then, Timbo, you can ride. Well, I won't go, too.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Shit. I won't ride to the goddamn comedy show. Happy birthday, bro. Comedy show. How old are you at the day? How old are you at a day? You're 30? You're from Knoxville?
Starting point is 00:39:19 You from August. You from August. You from Auguste. Timbo Ray, you from Augusta, Georgia too? Okay, so all y'all rode to go? Oh, okay. Well, the 18 wins? Timbo rode.
Starting point is 00:39:30 They just lift the door. Yep, we're here. Hey, man, that shit crazy and fuck. But this is man, they all rode up here in Timbo driving. Everybody tired of playing music. They get timbo the goddamn oxcore. What do you think he's playing? Look, he did this already.
Starting point is 00:39:48 DiMigo? No, he's playing Amigo. No. ain't that. What do you listen to? She goes, pour some sugar on me. If you want some love, you're like Timbo, turn this shit to fuck off. I'm not trying to listen to white club, white strip club music with you, my nigga. Are they saying? What do you say? What do you say? She's my cherry pie. Witt don't this. It's like, nigga, Timbo, what the fuck is this? Timbo put the ox cord and to start playing some wild ass rock and roll. Let you timbo. That's some crazy shit right now. I said this shit all day.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Look at the white people trying not to get excited. She was like, ew, shit. Give me one more. As soon as you said the shit, the white dude looked up, these guys are good. These fucking tears are really fucking good. Really fucking good, man. Show him you got one more, Tico. Why there, white man?
Starting point is 00:40:55 You ain't ready for this. White man. Oh, we're halfway there. Oh, living on a prayer. Take my hand, and we'll make it, I swear. Look at the white people, boy, they're like. He's like, how does he know? Yeah, we ain't stupid.
Starting point is 00:41:18 We make sure everybody is included That's what so We listen to y'all shit Make sure y'all ain't talk about us Much love to all these ladies Who got they hamperated for the whole summer One set of braids Oh for the whole winter
Starting point is 00:41:32 And it's just the summertime Yeah, you're terrible too When y'all take the braids out in the middle And then just leave the top ones And scare the shit out of the nigga When he's going to sleep You got a whole floor of the heavens In the middle and the braids on top
Starting point is 00:41:44 Shit I ain't had time to take a mile So what do that mean? Like I know they put that? I can stay long, but they like them edd little braids. They always fuck up first. What, what that mean? I'll tell you why. New growth.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Because they hurt. It ain't really no hair right there. They'd just be trying to act like it is. A lot of ladies won't admit that they could just lead that. They could just rock the little Marion in the front. Right. Hey, the funniest, though, ladies, y'all need to tell them African ladies,
Starting point is 00:42:08 they do not have to braid y'all shit so tight. Please. Y'all be looking like you can't blink coming out the shop. Oh, my God, my forehead bitch. Oh, God. Damn. That's fucked up. They all understand.
Starting point is 00:42:19 They don't give a fuck about y'all. They'll be in there heating up that stinking ass food. Y'all be in that... That shit do stink. That shit. They're heating up to rock. Not some risk burgers. Y'all be in that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Oh, my God. That is so fucked up. Y'all gonna just say that like the African dude. They ain't sitting right though. He's the one that on the shop. He's on the whole store. He on the whole complex. Hey, African dude.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Why y' y'all like Samba so much? Y'all feet is fucked up. Them hard ass. The back of their feet be hard. The back of their feet be hard. Why don't know? Since we got an African brother here, why don't, why is it such a stigma from African dudes to black Americans? Man, why we can't just get along like right now?
Starting point is 00:42:58 They don't think we'll fuck him up. Right. Uh-oh, he's going to white woman. Hold up, we got a problem. Uh-oh, uh-oh, wait a problem. Okay. Here come the paramedics. Hold up.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Somebody put it too loud. Oh, man. You pooted? Somebody pooted. Uh-oh. We had a heavy earthquake. Did you poop? Or did you?
Starting point is 00:43:16 Leave them alone, Ellen. They fine. They're good, they all right. Everybody down here paying for their seats, I understand. Yeah, it's fine, Ellen. These are black people. As soon as you lead, they're going to do it again. Just you are wasted your steps. We know them, Ellen. Leave them alone. They're good, Ed. You don't have to call the cops. She's going to go right up there. Well, that's nothing fucker said.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Leave us alone, Ellen. Uh-oh, Mr. Cooper in the house. Come on, now. Hey I got to sneak down in here with your leg Yeah, Mr. Cooper don't remember where he's sitting at Yeah, the nigger got the, why you got the jeans, why you got a belt on and the jeans shorts all the way there? Your jeez shorts look like Caprize, they hang it out so long a day.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Uh-oh, he got his white woman, he tried to leave a white woman, then what happened? Come on, bitch of the tooth. That nigga dress like a boss of an activist. Ah, niggas stupid. Now, but back to my African brother, man, why y'all be so... Why y'allie out? Leave that dude alone.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Yeah, oh my goodness. I want to get some clarification. Oh my goodness. Maybe so mean a gas station to get you a swisher or some shit. Like, hey man, let me get a swisher pack of black and mouths. Oh, what do you see? I say, let me get a swishers and black and mouths. Why you niggas always come here?
Starting point is 00:44:30 Buy swish our sweets can be. I come you niggas never buy newspaper, huh? You niggas never read here? I cannot stand it here. You niggas are ungrateful. They're like, nigger. Don't even know you. I know you.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I got a better guy. Wow, y'all shirt see-through, motherfucker. What's my own job? Black is nipples. Make you walk around with a see-through shirt off. It's hot. They get hot. You sweat and you got two islands on your chest.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Uh-oh, we got some kids. They gotta get escorted out. Oh shit. You wife ain't playing. Yeah, your seat back here. Come on, let me. They really hired all this white security in Knoxville. What the fuck they gonna do?
Starting point is 00:45:09 Nothing. If four of these big-ass Knoxville niggas get mad, what the fuck is Ellen going to do? Sir, put your phone up. Bitch, they're about to shoot this club up. You think they give a fuck about a phone? You better get on your walking, talking, bitch. What? Shit, you play with Ellen if you want to.
Starting point is 00:45:26 You have never seen 911 dial so quick in your life. She already got the nine and the one dial to her phone. Any nigga act up. That one going to get hit so quick, the authorities will be here in no time. Shit, buddy. That's what you don't know. They're already in here. They're just undercover.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Hell yeah. Yep. Tom, man. Who? Dude. We get the father. Some shit jump off on. Timbo Ray jump up.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Everybody get on the goddamn ground. Timbo Ray, CDA, FD-A-C-A-A. Timbo-Rae. You're going to see three motherfuckers come from the ceiling on for Root. Like, what the fuck going on in Knoxville? I'm going to get on the ground. I'm like, you know what? I know what?
Starting point is 00:46:09 What the fuck, man? Hey, this thing has got a move for everything. This is the most athletic. I'm from the hood, I don't see it all. You better mind your business and go home. Hey, what's up, man? People have been asking me, what is the website that I can go to to to make bets online? And I'm telling you, it's my bookie.
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Starting point is 00:47:21 Nah, the white people You know when to get out if Timbo ray jump up and say hey watch it fucker. That's when it's time to get out of it What's the white people say fucker watch the mouth fucker. That's what that's the eight niggins to white people Uh-uh. I got one. I got one's from you. What? They got that one little slogan. What? Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Uh-uh. They're about to tell you that a whole bunch of shit. Some history, all that shit. You don't want that? Tell you one goddamn thing. You better watch your goddamn mouth top of me, boy. I'm from Knoxville, Tennessee, and I ain't from goddamn A. Holmes either. I'm from the real Knoxville. And I'm Knoxville. And I'm Knox the hell out of one of you assholes for touching anybody, my guy.
Starting point is 00:48:03 you listen to you some bitch i don't give a fuck if you're from knoxville i drove up here from franklin tennessee and i beat your mother fucking ass if you ever try to come over here disrespect anything i got going on my baby girl my wife i shouldn't shit out of you some bitch you ain't going to shoot a goddamn thing you fucking asshole first of all out there you talk to me i tell you what you short dick some bitch you crossed my property life. Me and my brother Terry's going to beat the goddamn cowboy shit out of you. Hey, you, you make the comments about another grown-man's body parts, you asshole. As your wife, I short my dick is, asshole. Well, listen to me, you cock-sucking, cotton-picking black
Starting point is 00:48:48 motherfucker. If you ever cross my property line and you come back over here, we're going to beat your ass to the Tennessee Volunteers' Wizards State Championship. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. You I don't know what y'all are you doing up there where you got me but you stay your right side of my god damn yore do you hear me hey i'm gonna tell you what your wife did to me i came over to your house last night when you're taking your truck to get service and your wife gave me some rockin top how about that you want to talk about what you got damn life when you got that fat pig of a bitch of yours you can't even find her pussy you motherfucker i ain't got to find her pussy she finds it for me you All right, first of all you motherfuckers that this asshole can suck on the bottom of my car You know what I'm gonna tell you one more thing you motherfucker
Starting point is 00:49:40 Timbo Rae get your goddamn ass over here before I fuck you up Hey Timbo Ray get your ass up here Timbo right Be in your ass up here Timbo right That's that motherfucker right there That nigginsnook up here like a goddamn Hey wait a minute hey hey don't take Timbo Ray see that asshole I thought you're about to take Timbo right what's going on man hey hey Timbo right play Fortnite every day hey I'm having a little problem with these
Starting point is 00:50:13 fuckers next door to me right all right Timbo they seem to have something hey back the fuck up man we just not going to let like we don't see that bullshit on the top of his fucking head right here look like fucking chicken little hey Timbo right come here Timbo right Hey, we're coming right here, Tim Bowray. Hey, hey. Don't you step across my goddamn positing line. Hey, this is my cousin, Tim Bo Ray. He's from Augusta, Georgia.
Starting point is 00:50:43 All right. You see this? He's got the Adolf Hitler swoop, but he ain't a racist. He loves black people. But I hate you sons of bitches. So I'm going to tell you like this here. If you or your fucking stupid-ass cock-sucking over fucker fucker brother ever crossed my mind i'm going to get timbo ray to come over there and drop some good
Starting point is 00:51:05 old-fashioned white man cock and your wife ain't that right timbo ray sit your goofy ass down before i fuck you up go back over and sit down i haven't seen this son of a bitch since he drove off with my $68 we were going half on some meth and some chicken sandwiches he ate both chicken sandwiches and never brought the drugs back fuck timbo you owe me $35 for that round we So two weeks ago now. Imagine that, Timbo. Imagine that, a black man. I'm with a white man.
Starting point is 00:51:36 I can't see it happening. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, I'm sorry. Hey, Timbo, Ray. Where did you get all this Negro in your voice from? You sound like a goddamn mego, man. What the fuck have you been doing down there in Augusta? I'm about to get on your little bit of everything.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Get your ass off, goddamn. Get out of here, Timbo, you drunk, motherfucker. That nigga got that. Look at Timbo. I think I got that I'm going to sleep shirt on. Timbo, Wright. Timor Ray got the Nike's own white news wear when they're scared about their crack in the hood, but they sit in the car and just shaking.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Turn this shit on. Y'all leave Timbo alone. Oh, wait a minute. They're gonna white man right there with the handset on. All y'all got handsets. Like, can all y'all hit? They look like they can ready play a game of Fortnite and this motherfucker with you there? What are you looking for, man?
Starting point is 00:52:18 Oh, that shit fell over. Can they hear me? Can they hit you on the headset? He's scared. He only, you know, he got a headset. This is a good ass camera. This shit's still working. He said, can you hit me on the headset?
Starting point is 00:52:28 You hit me on the camera, he was like, oh, wait a minute, no, I don't. What's up, bro? That nink, you're trying to get up out of here. Yeah, yeah. He's from Long Beach. Bro, you look like the cool-a-uncle that could cook barbecue real good. But burn about three, four pieces and eat it to me. Oh, that bitch, that went off.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I guess it didn't like your, uh-uh. Battery died. Where you're from? Oh, they've been broke a little bit. Northville, Tennessee. Got on the A hat, though, boy, I see you. Boy, he got good guy, taste. How long?
Starting point is 00:52:54 How long you. I thought that you were about to do me. You about to trick my eye. I'm going to say shorthand having that. You're from here? So you remember the old Knoxville before the dope and shit. With the dope.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Yeah, yeah. He ain't bullshin. Shit was real. You know who that is? How long Knoxville been having all these fine-ass women over here? That's the day and all this man. What's up, mega?
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Starting point is 00:55:50 or wherever you get your podcasts. A matter of fact, Let me go back here and check on my man. Who that? Who you got to go check on, Chico? My man from earlier, man. I just want to show he got. You got to go check on a nigga.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Oh, he got a check on a nigga. Look at the nigga with the shades right there. Don't walk past. There you go. Oh, me. That's a nigga will let a walk back. Ow. I just wanted to make sure my man.
Starting point is 00:56:23 He will let a walk back. He wouldn't let her walk back He wouldn't let her walk back He wouldn't let her walk back He wouldn't let her walk back He said if she got up And she gonna end up getting smacked He ain't playing no game
Starting point is 00:56:40 He mad as hell She ain't never been nowhere And I can tell He's bitch don't stand up for these niggers We hit Knoxville And you're sitting with a killer So don't make me lose my time in this bitch and she still was like ah fuck that shit yeah he was like sit down we ain't friends
Starting point is 00:57:04 yeah and don't do that weak shit again yeah he was like this you need to protect me i shoot this bitch up if you disrespect me uh not they go hard y'all don't know that they got Superstar when you're playing and y'all ain't no buster but I didn't know that y'all had black youngster hey with the Crisco now we can't forget about Cisco hold up no star you a dude or girl oh oh shit oh wait whoa wait oh man I would say hey ma'am but damn A boy? Oh, look, he got a god, damn. That nigga said, I'm a boy. I was going to say, ma'am, listen here.
Starting point is 00:58:01 He said, I'm a boy. He madden the motherfucker. I said, ma'am, that nigga said, sir. I'm like, I'm sorry. That shit crazy as fuck, man. Bye, ma'am. My bad. They gave us a paper that they
Starting point is 00:58:24 for some shit to talk about up here. What they said? What they said? What they said? That a nigga ain't never leave. Shit. That nigga was in their defense like this. Take a picture.
Starting point is 00:58:35 They told me they got 20 sex tapes. Like, why they bitch have been hiding these tapes at? Like, they got 20. Brother, that part is what they're going to watch them on? Right. I got to go to a Pons though. Try to get a VHS. BHS.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Got to get a VCR to watch the R. Kelly's sex tape. They say they found 20 tapes. I mean, I believe it. The niggas are freaking. He's a freaking motherfuck. No. Niggas will turn them over. Like, look, I got one more. They're giving it to them. Like, they've been at them. Hey, man, it is what it is. But, hey, the
Starting point is 00:59:04 niggas a musical genius. I just don't understand. I don't, I'm not saying the shit is, I know the shit is fucked up. I just don't understand how a nigga going to court every week for two bitches that live with them. I don't understand. I can't understand. They say in my house. Like, they
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Starting point is 01:00:47 free money. So that's Carlos Miller telling you to go to honey.com forward slash 85 south. Use my code because I want you to get this paper. Hey, you know how when you're about to get suspended but you get mad real quick. So you're about to spend me? You're about to suspend me? That's really how niggas get mad when they're guilty though, when they get caught by big fellas. You have to get caught live and they turn it to a whole goddamn Denzel Washington.
Starting point is 01:01:13 I know you fuck the bitch. What are the fucking, you what I'm saying? I didn't fuck, don't get to everybody. I've been working hard. Please. Please. Believe it. I think everybody they start crying like, oh, I think you did it.
Starting point is 01:01:33 You even get sad or mad when your girl catch you line. You even get aggressive or sad because that aggression, well, bitch, believe what you want to believe in. I ain't got time for this shit. Right, fella, you ever walked out your own house with nowhere go get me fucking I'm gone that bitch now you just sitting in the car mad as a motherfucker wait for the light to turn off upstairs you can go back in the house and sit in the living room that shit stupid as fuck I live my house one time and lock myself out
Starting point is 01:02:00 go straight out there bitch oh you bitch damn god damn but fellas tell the truth the best shit in the world is when your girl wrong But she's blaming you all the shit And you know you ain't doing But you can't tell her what you really was doing I know you fuck the bitch You ain't gotta say shit And your mind you're like I ain't even fuck that bitch
Starting point is 01:02:25 Because I'm fucking my other bitch Ain't no such thing as a woman to be a wrong I ain't such to listen You get a whole right shit but the wrong She was a hell of a nigga Because a woman will They will not admit they will turn that shit around Some way shape or fall
Starting point is 01:02:42 She wrong as a motherfucker She didn't accuse you a do some shit you ain't even think about doing oh okay well basically if you would just make me feel more special i wouldn't have to feel so insecure about what we have going on now you feel like whoa baby i love you now it's your fault niggin now you apologizing for her being wrong don't do that don't do that fellas don't cave in like that don't you cave in when that bitch tell you i want to do that if you so so you're telling me you were not here being a hole huh huh so you're a hole i'm a don't you say that next to me
Starting point is 01:03:13 no such thing ladies how many y'all admit when y'all wrong no no but you can catch a woman dead ass you can walk in on her sucking dick she'll question you what are you doing here like how did you get here? I knew you didn't had a job you said the hours you work that you wouldn't be here
Starting point is 01:03:33 I watch and collect my money and it's so much easier for women to get away with bullshit because niggas with all the bullshit Nick don't give a fuck about being the side. We ain't gonna call for some shit when we're in the car with you when you on the phone with your boyfriend. Ladies, y'all do that shit.
Starting point is 01:03:49 You're gonna get, yeah, hey, baby, how you do? Who the fuck is that? Ah, that was my stomach, yeah. Yeah, my stomach just gone. Yeah, nigga ain't gonna never do that. They gonna be quiet, sit quiet in the side. Leave the car seat back. Sometimes you run into them girls
Starting point is 01:04:04 with them emotional ass ex-niggas, niggas they call you, hey, they call you, hey, hey. is you with a dog. Because the bitch been lying to me, bro. You know I live with a bro. You know what a little bit? I was supposed to get married and everything. You love with my name because I love it.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Both that, let her go, let her go. Don't be no pussy-ass, nigger. Let that bitch go, man. Don't you be no pussy. You think saying that gonna make them stop? Man, you gotta let that bitch go, man. I'm telling you, man, it's an ego thing, man. You can't let her go.
Starting point is 01:04:44 She will stop if she realized that you don't get me fuck. Bro, let me ask you this. It's hard. How the fuck you gonna let her go? She cooked better than your mama. She sucked dick like she won a trophy for it. The bitch's believing your hopes dreams. She ain't the only one out there like that.
Starting point is 01:04:58 She better go swimming. How are you going to leave? They ain't never been mis-happy before. You're going to leave? The worst thing about the nigg is. Every nigga that left. And then when you leave and you see that you don't really
Starting point is 01:05:11 got shit before bags and two phone charges. Like, man, I need my girl back. I ain't had a complete meal since we broke up. Just main course is no signs. Chicken, no signs. Just. When you're boss, you can adjust how you want to adjust.
Starting point is 01:05:26 You did. You better time up, bitch. Try and keep moving. It's harder for men to forgive. Like, it's different. Like, ladies, I know this is going to sound crazy, but it should be easier for y'all to forgive niggas for cheating that it is for us to forgive y'all and i'm to tell you why because we fuck to fuck y'all fuck niggas you like there's a difference right
Starting point is 01:05:49 tell them again there's a difference they're trying to love this shit out of the side bitch you like that nigga bitch we don't like you got to like a nigga to fuck them you not this nigger then showed you all the best characteristics of himself and then you got a whole nigga that they got all the caricatresses of the nigga that you fucking don't have and you don't have and you to fuck this nigga you expect me to take you back this nigga live in nigga we in A homes this nigga live in
Starting point is 01:06:12 F homes he did got nine letters up from us I can't come back over here you didn't got a goddamn bathtub with jets in a jacuzzi and all that shit now you come back to one man in shower women but listen but fellas fellas we don't give a fuck like a nigga don't have no like real
Starting point is 01:06:29 standard with that shit we'll fuck what because we can fuck That's just what it is. And I know y'all hate to hear that. Ladies, y'all hear that truth and be like, that shit don't make no sense, but that's the truth. Niggas don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:06:41 We don't have no standing because we got to get pussy. That's what we can't just walk down the street and look good and just get hollered at. Ain't no nigga walking down the street where bitches is just pulling up. Hey, when you're going sexy, let me get you a ride. Nope. No nigga besides me, but I'm different.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Why are you walking, Carlos? Sometimes I just walk just to see who's going to pick a dick up. Ladies don't believe that shit. You ever catch your man fucking with another chick, just ask me. You're like, help me jump the bitch. If the nigger love you here, hold her arms. I swear to God. What you want to do, babe?
Starting point is 01:07:19 You want to meet the bitch, you know? You're stupid. Both of y'all go to jail. Don't do that. How are you doing? Listen, it's okay to be in love. I like that shirt. Tighten up, man.
Starting point is 01:07:31 It's a kingdom, bro. You got to think about ladies, I don't want to tell y'all this. To be honest, cater to your man, bro. If you want to stay, cater, we did go cater to you, bitch. We take your care, you home. Damn, you want everything, bitch, the bill, big, baby, rubble your feet. You, God damn, bitch, I ain't never did that. Shit, God damn, bitch, damn.
Starting point is 01:07:54 And respect. If you got a good man, ladies, and you know you got a good man, show him love, man. And make some noise, you got a good man, lady. Where are you at? Real. All I'm saying is, I swear on everything, ladies. You mean to tell me this nigga a good man, for real. With the dress, with the tight-out shirt.
Starting point is 01:08:09 That's his own face on his shirt. He's a good man. That's his cousin, that he got a tight-out shirt. Oh, them, some dugs. That he dressed like he was going to see Woggle Flock when he first came out. He's a good man. What do they make him a good man? Nah.
Starting point is 01:08:25 She like, oh, he's going down on. Oh, yeah, bro. He's just good. But now, ladies, on the real tip, came to your mind, bro. man bro because the black man is hard as fuck out here in these streets we got to deal with a lot of shit you feel me and when we come home bitch we ain't trying to talk to our probation officer right we need our back rub and ladies you got to understand it's hard you got to get your man
Starting point is 01:08:47 you got a nigger that's a winner a hard worker and that get up and go and do what he's supposed to do and make money and make sure the whole family take care of kids take care of kids his responsibility he under a lot of pressure because he got to turn down he got to turn down pussy every day. And he don't get no cool points because that's what he's supposed to do. No. And then I know ladies, y'all hear that and think, well, we turn down niggas too.
Starting point is 01:09:10 That's true. But y'all turning down niggas that want to fuck. We turning down bitches that need our help. All right? Nigel! They need our help. Talk your shit. They need our help.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Talk your shit. Y'all turning down some niggas that want to put some dick in you. We turning down women. This bitch worked at the clothes. She need me. She's bagging groceries. I can change your life.
Starting point is 01:09:31 like with $500. You don't even give a fuck about the fact that I'm bringing the shit back and out. You want to come now? I'm gonna stop you when you're lying, but you're telling the truth so keep going. I'm saying. You talk to your shit. I don't understand. Y'all got to understand this hard being a man out here. We appreciate y'all.
Starting point is 01:09:48 And if you got a good man, the fellas, then look, if you got a girl, don't be doing that cheating shit. That shit lane. Especially if she's bringing bitches home and all that shit, she'll lie with this. Stop being stupid, niggum. Because your girl, like Carlo said something that's profound. Your girl just might be the hole that we need. Let her hold She might want to be over here with us hoeing. Don't block her blessings because you know that's how you keep getting caught Worrying about who she fucking right all this investigation if she ain't fucking at the house don't ruin her son
Starting point is 01:10:16 Let her hold in peace. So long as she's showing you respect and lying to you and locking her phone and turning that bitch on silent. It's not your goddamn business to figure out that the past cold is her baby birthday and go through there and look at our all them dick pictures and shit. What kind of freak-ass nigger wanna see that? Because you got some dick and her phone. Some big old dicks. The ones you can't even believe. Some big ones at a home girl center
Starting point is 01:10:42 and her older sister and the bitch that she worked with. They got a whole group chat full of dicks that put them in an alphabetical order. They got a separate phone for the circumcised dicks and her circumcised dix. Then they got another phone
Starting point is 01:10:54 for all the dicks they laugh at. I swear to God. Ladies, make some noise. 20 dicks in your phone right now. She stood up. That means she got 50, 60, 100 dicks in her phone. That means she got 13, 14 miles worth a dick in her phone. If you laid all them dicks down 75,
Starting point is 01:11:18 you'd make it to Atlanta and all the way down past makeup. All I'm saying, ladies, is we... Women love dick pictures, bro. It's tough being a man. appreciate how tough it is being a woman like I was right we always raised about black women so we understand how powerful and beautiful y'all are listen if it wasn't no pussy wouldn't no niggas wouldn't be nothing to do niggas and be just out here just zombies hold up wait just let that just let that
Starting point is 01:11:45 breathe for a minute if it wasn't no pussy it wouldn't be nothing to do right at all you think let's stop let's just think about it for a second think about the reality of that oh hold on just let it breathe you think niggas take showers because they want to be clean nope think about that you think niggas about clothes and cars because they want to be just they just love to know it's we got to keep ourselves for the women we got to keep ourselves right because we want to be a good representation of who we are so we can look good when y'all decide y'all want to fuck with us because y'all got the pussy and that's the power see women think we want all but real niggas know you ain't even compatible with all
Starting point is 01:12:24 no no it's only three things in the world that you can sell anywhere You can sell a gun anywhere, you can sell some gold anywhere, and you can sell some pussy. Anywhere! Yep. In the world. Always a consumer. Always. You can go to my man right here village with some pussy, and they'd be like, hey, I got the, he'd be like, he'd be like, he'd be like, he's like, all right, that's what I'm going to do.
Starting point is 01:12:48 So ladies, what I'm saying is just, pussy is great. It's amazing. No, it's better than great. It's better than great. It's like we. Pussy is amazing, but all I'm saying as a man is it wouldn't be chit without shit without some dick to validate it so give us some credit time to time you all mean just give a little bit of credit look at the ladies quiet than a motherfucker y'all never want to give a
Starting point is 01:13:09 nigga credit like yeah whatever pussy's like some good smelly I think the women get enough credit for being responsible with the pussy like pussy got a drug in it what if they flooded the streets with pussy it'll it'll shrink all productivity yep I've been crank head on it right now Overdow. Stung out. Would it be young niggas like that? Stung out. What's wrong with it?
Starting point is 01:13:33 What's wrong with it? He on that pussy. He needs the milk. He needs the milk. Oh, Lord, save my nephew, Lord. Save my nephew, Lord. He was so young. He was so young.
Starting point is 01:13:48 He needs some milk. He had such a bright future. He could have been somebody. That's all we want to do! That's all we want to do! They can really fuck the world up if they put too much. I think they've got to kick the pussy like the money. They can only put a certain amount in the streets at a time.
Starting point is 01:14:19 That's very true. Because I'm telling you, pussy is bow. I'm gonna tell you, I know it's true because the OG. I want another hit. It's true. It's true. I want another head. Who you got that from?
Starting point is 01:14:31 Let's go. I want some more. You want some more? I want some more of that. I only got, hey, look, I just purchased a little half a piece of pussy. What do you want for it? Get here.
Starting point is 01:14:40 Oh, wait a minute, hey, get my pussy back. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Yon-ha-ha-ha-ha- Young niggins, that an overdose. That is stupid, man. You're just running around in circles for the pussy. Overdosed. That shit is powerful.
Starting point is 01:15:39 It is powerful. Good pussy make you do some wild shit. Wild shit. All of it. I remember I got some pussy so good. They had me helping the bitch put a perm in her hair. I was like, yep, I got you. I got you. Put your head back. Lean your head back in the sink. That's good authorizers right there.
Starting point is 01:15:54 For real. Bro, you put a perm in. Hell yeah. Boy, put that relaxing. It was a motherfucking, uh, Dr. Miracle. I'd never forget. Good pussy. Hey, you're not knowing when to go home. You just be over her house. You scrape? I mean, I can stay if you need, you know.
Starting point is 01:16:14 Okay. You're around that looking for shit to fix? Nigger put shit on. Lady hair, yeah, I don't want to put my clothes on you. I misplace my shoe, can't? Oh, man. Shout out to all the ladies that got that kind of pussy. It's only a few of them.
Starting point is 01:16:35 It's Harry. It's real hairy. They're trying to hide how wet it is. I get it. That's why they keep all that hell is to catch the fluids. What you say? A caracucage to catch the fluids.
Starting point is 01:16:49 That's why I smell like that when you go down there. It smelled like that. I smell a river through the air. Ah! I love you, Terry. I love you too, thank you baby damn hey dc oh oh bitch don't say my name like that she's talking i love you too how you know you love me though every like every day for real she got your
Starting point is 01:17:28 bitch on her shirt like obituary that's fucked up you know what she did that Hell in the bitch, hold up. Hold on that shit. You know why she did that? Why? Because I killed that pussy. That's why she did that. Thick ass, sit down. Yeah, she did. Put that coocha in the coffin. Yeah, yeah. Who got a blonde on them in their pocket right now? Put that dig on. Let me get one. Let me get one. You knick's up top. I can't come out there and get that shit. Shut up. It's so dark on top. They got y'all got one, nigga, God, damn. Can y'all see?
Starting point is 01:18:08 You'll be surprised. They got all the good snacks up there. Recy cups. Yeah, that's where they snuck the good shit in up there. They up there flying chicken and everything up there. You ain't got no blunt. Do we have any married people in here tonight? It's all that rolled up. Might be some cracking now. Well, yeah, well, yeah. Is it whether somebody got one? Got a roll up? I don't say that. I'm just saying. Who been married in here the longest? The longest married couple. How long?
Starting point is 01:18:35 Five. It's got a... There was a lot of fingers. Eleven years. 13. How long, white lady? Can I lift on your teeth? Can I get it back up there? 13. We got 13. Anybody beating 13 years?
Starting point is 01:18:56 13 years? 13 years? They're together for 13? 16. Where 15 that? She said, I knew. He said they've been together 16, married for 13. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:19:07 Y'all were together for 16, married for 13. So the first three, you're about to get the fuck on? What? Oh, 10. Oh, the 3 years. He was really in there, because things who've really been in there, say, Peniton Tynch. He was in the Penn of Tynch.
Starting point is 01:19:23 He was in the Penn of Tynch. He was in the Penitation. That made shit. was rough in there. Look, he walked in the way later down like they're homecoming. About to say he brought another one? This nigga here is. This nigga here. You're supposed to have an-a-pants, ma'am. Them the big booty, fuck y'all.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Let me find the hood bitch with them same pants on. That ain't put a jigger, poor to say, we. Fuck y'all. I'm gonna sit over here with the unties and shit. I don't get it for a-in-planned-plan. I don't want to play spades and fuck you later. Look like a good-ass auntie. I know she's a good auntie because she got that tattoo on her titty. For real?
Starting point is 01:20:05 Hell yeah. What's your name? When she's got a cat on her teeth. You know, don't be at the show when they be opening up and shit. I'm gonna fucking thundly cat now, though. I don't know. I'm scared of Auntie. This show been going on a long-a-time.
Starting point is 01:20:17 Yeah, cat prints on her teeth. I'm a motherfucker scream hand. Hell not. You walk in Auntie's house. She got to clean the water. She holding my hand that me feel like keep sweat over this bit. I know, right. It like two love birds in the tree.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Hell yeah. Much love to that girl that blue du rag on. She ain't bullshit. Yeah, it's done, but it ain't done like in the middle right here. That's why she's got that Chico Bean right here. Yeah, I know. It's balled up top. She's like, I gotta go, girl, these seats was high.
Starting point is 01:20:58 What you gonna do, bitch? Give me your brother DeRad. Hey. Hey, we gotta watch Carlos. Nice that you know, Carlos gonna be over that motherfucker. I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna stay over here about 10 more minutes. She already talking about buying me a Cadillac.
Starting point is 01:21:13 She gonna fuck you listen to Macy Gray, but you better stop. Nah, shit. There ain't gonna be some better right. She gonna fuck that nigga listening to. Oh, man. Tonight is the night. Hey man, look at something, look at the old Artis can't even help singing that shit. So as I started saying it that you make me a woman.
Starting point is 01:21:32 She goes, she go fucking to that kid rock school. Conjunction, junction, junction. Hey, Tico, she switched and pulled me. He might not go back up there. She watched me. Watch me leave. Watch the, watch that she don't want me to go nowhere. Arti got her head down like Joe Dirk, niggum. Auntie got her head done just like Joe Dirt. She got the Joe Dirt, nigga.
Starting point is 01:21:58 She got the Joe Dirt head dude. That's how she keep all the band in bed. Like she really didn't pull me, yeah. I got him another one. Auntie got the Nita Baker in the front and the Timboe in the back. That shit crazy. That's how she stay alive fucking young niggas. I know her.
Starting point is 01:22:17 I fuck with her. What's your name? Connie. Connie, you said? That big head, she had a mission her whole time. What you doing here? I am here looking for spirits. Young man, are you 30?
Starting point is 01:22:42 You better leave my goddamn Connie alone. You know how hard it is to find another Connie, nigga. They don't make them no more. Madam Zerone, thank you. Would you say hot pink? That ain't my auntie, you saw her trying to put that pussy on me. They ain't my auntie, hell no. I'm a grown-ass man, I just got a young face.
Starting point is 01:23:06 I'm not accepting no more family members. If my mama didn't have no pictures of you at the house, we are not related. Fuck you. We don't have the same last name, you don't know my grandma. Hey, get the fuck away from me, man. This is stupid. This is stupid. How's she saying on D.C.?
Starting point is 01:23:23 You smell immature. He got her sounded like the bitch that was trying to fuck Eddie Murphy on Boomerang. Maudey. Maherstile. Man his dog. They got 80 locks. Good with their house.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Go on. Lay it down. she got a nightgown on you ain't never even seen one of them before she got a whole nightgown it's another thing tied up at the sitting like this no matter what time a year you go over older lady how soon as you walk in god damn it's the heat on what the fuck you know they blood don't flow like that auntie fucking the shit out you just keep smelling mothballs you're like what the fuck is going on auntie did you got mothballs in the pillowcases with it no i got my grandson leave his clothes over here while he in the penitentiary I'm holding his clothes for him
Starting point is 01:24:22 yeah you don't even regret this shit till she tried to get up there and ride your dick and you hear both knees crack oh shit I shouldn't have put all this dick on this grown-ass woman I don't know if she got health insurance or not that shit had to hurt the way that shit pop cussie ain't getting no top to ride no dick uh-uh no no no no no they got to go to work tomorrow they ain't doing that This she gonna fuck with their heart soon they get on top. I think I'm gonna just gonna go to sleep. That's how you know you didn't fuck the shit out of though. When she get up and put her panties back on, uh-uh, I don't want no smoke.
Starting point is 01:25:00 Now with you? Yeah, uh-uh. I gotta go. Well, Cooter's be trying to fuck with the lights off because they know they got their pen on. Yeah, they put the panties back on so I can push the pussy back together. I know. It's science. That's why they put it back on, young.
Starting point is 01:25:13 If you beat that pussy up and she don't get up and go pee. She don't get up and go pee, you got some more work to do. You got a fucking till she got the peevee. Yeah, that long pee pee pee. Yeah. I thought a cougar had a fat ad one time. She took her pants off. It was a pen diaper.
Starting point is 01:25:29 I seen a do a dude. I see I do this shit twice. I'm like, damn, bitch. You got two pants? She had on some panties over a diaper, nigger? That is a trick right there. That's terrible. Ah, wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:25:42 Here's the first one. Now come over here. strapped mama he's like hell no this really was my last straw fucking with a cougar bro I went over how Sunday to watch football her ex-husband was outside cutting grand so I was like nah I ain't ready to be at this point in my life yet hey I knew I had to stop fucking with coogers bro because I got scared one time I swore on the TV was not on bro when I was fucking her bro I was swore on so you know I'm a young niggins so I'm trying to give out all the tricks I'm gonna kill this bitch you did
Starting point is 01:26:15 what I'm saying but you can't because that puts it's like an old battleship you can't sink it I missed to have four kids I can't great kids 32 family reunions because the way they send goddamn pitches they'd be looking no real talk I had to start fucking with the one cougar brother I swear the TV one on but I went down there to eat a pussy bro gets it go what I heard what I'm dying all I heard it's a rare condition this damn hey She'd like to get her pussy ate to family matters. That's an old lady's shit right there.
Starting point is 01:26:57 Get her pussy eight to a theme song. You fuck around. I like my pussy ate the golden girls. Start. You ever be eating some pussy with Martin on and you laugh in the pussy? That's a stupid. You is stupid. I have.
Starting point is 01:27:14 That's when you know you, that's when you know you're in a relationship. When you're out fucking and something good on the TV and y'all both stop and look back like, God, damn. I think he's going to get away with that shit, baby. Yeah, I drop my weed on this stupid-a-carbid, man. Don't pick that shit up. I try to bring it up. I'm going to. Hey, no.
Starting point is 01:27:37 No. Shit. Don't smoke it. You smoke this carpet. You're going to be from Homs. Shit. I got shit on it, fuck! That a start out of lower.
Starting point is 01:27:48 Am I high or is it motherfuckin' up to this show? Yeah, it's been still on there. They paid their money. Man, they're not going to just though we wasn't going to show up for real. These niggins ain't coming to this, motherfucker. Niggins still getting called. They all that for real shit, I'm getting dressed now.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Everybody ain't here, car, they ain't got a chip on it. It's on CPT. It's on CP time. CP time. C.P. Time, cool to be on some time. They feel good to show up late to certain events. certain events but the CP time it is color people man if we was if you were to show up and we started exactly on time y'all would have called a lame and hill
Starting point is 01:28:21 well what the fuck well you know we're on fuck around with the on time man shit the motherfucker would have thought we wouldn't independent if we started on time i guess you let them vote tea when it started your show you and run shit that niggick is rolling asbestos off this carpet boy you don't smoke that shit you need to put on dialysis I ain't that shit on this old-ass copper. I ain't picked that shit up, I threw that shit. I re-rolled some new weed, nigg, damn.
Starting point is 01:28:49 I was just making sure. I let that shit, but you know I ain't no jacky. Let's just for some pussy. See, you're fucking around. You're about to spill the weed again. No, I held it real tight. So I came down that bitch shit. Fuck that.
Starting point is 01:29:12 Y'all got good weed. here in Knoxville yeah yeah now look how they say that man it's hard it's hard you don't you're trying to figure out what you smoking on this you how you know if the weed good let me who smoked weed how you and weed ain't nothing like let me tell you that's a cop out to me that's a cop out to me because motherfuckers is black because I'm from Cali that don't mean you smoke good that's the best weed right there Cali got the best you know you smoking some good weed like who are weed smoking it how you know if you smoking some good you happy it make you on the fuck and make you want to eat and you just be like I did some shit today you know
Starting point is 01:29:49 you smoking some good weed no you know that's not new that they play when you get be happy happy on that we bro you know you smoking some good weed when you just sit there and think a whole bunch of shit you could do but you don't do no no I should go make a goddamn sandwich yeah I'm it's deeper than that with me me you know you know you smoking some good weed when you walk around the house looking for your key and they're in your hand for 30 minutes. I know I left them motherfucker somewhere. Let me go outside and see if I left him in the car.
Starting point is 01:30:20 You know you got some good weed when you're around a lot of people and you smoke your blunt by yourself. You ever be so how you forget what's out of the gas? The car the gas tank on, that fucking rode around the gas pump six times. Like, nigger, I think this is it right. Nope, not again. Say what, what you say?
Starting point is 01:30:47 What's your say? Birthday boy? Nick I am. You ain't hitting it. Fuck wrong with you. Niggas always want to interfere. Niggas always got a better way to do whatever it is you doing. God damn, that's how you eat that chicken, nigga.
Starting point is 01:30:58 Look at all that meat still on that. That nigga all over there watching me. He's like, man. God damn, I want that herd throw that blood, man. Throw that bitch, sock and hit that bit, bud. No. No. Knoxville y'all been showing us much love bray had I known damn I would've got to come
Starting point is 01:31:20 back to this bitch yeah then we got to come back on my horse no that freak a little jail in there no bruh do do do do do do do do you do do do do you do do me give me some slow pimp shit bro because some horse riding shit yeah everybody everybody in got the weed that kicked in and shit everybody eyes low grow your eyes again look uh disagreeing as angry black lady what's wrong babe i'm sick of your attitude she doesn't disagree with everything we said like she knows everything you what you waited on us for an hour she waited for an hour no she said she waited on us at hour You were here early, you shouldn't have got here at five o'clock with your stupid ass, the damn fly said seven.
Starting point is 01:32:18 You know how long you take for niggas to come in here and sit at? It wasn't me that you was waiting on. You'd be all right. I'm worth waiting on. What's an hour for the nigger of your dreams? She came here at 5.30, and the show started at 7. She sat in the car and sweated. Y'all drove six hours.
Starting point is 01:32:38 Oh, you drove six hours. Damn. From where? From where? I'm from seven little fuck-ass hours here I am. You drove six hours and you still drive from? Shout out to business. You drove four hours.
Starting point is 01:32:55 Who drove to be here? Who drove six hours to be here? No, hold up. Much of love to everybody who drove from anywhere to be here. I'm talking about. I'm talking about, I'm talking. Hold on let me see if you had to buy some gas to get him. That's it.
Starting point is 01:33:12 We appreciate y'all. To all the people who cut it until they work gas to come to this bitch. Hey. To all the people appreciate y'all. To all the people in Knoxville that don't never come out to fuck with nothing, but she came out to fuck with us tonight. We preach that's what we appreciate. Shout out to my dog, Tempo Ridge.
Starting point is 01:33:33 And all the other minorities that came out to support that every line. She's leaving. She's leaving. She's leaving. And a nigga let her get up the show open. She's me. Up top, we appreciate y'all up there.
Starting point is 01:33:45 We appreciate y'all. All the people up top. We can't see what you look like, but we love you, baby. Much love to all the ladies who've got a man, but you don't like that. I didn't see you roll with it, so I'm not hit it, my nigga. I'm sorry. You can be hit to goddamn wet wet, that nigga, butt naked, running down the streets of nausee.
Starting point is 01:34:02 Oh. That nigga had him on his face. She said, say that. Say that. Shout out to all the ladies who were the nigger, but you don't like them. We appreciate y'all. Work it out, do the best you can. Shout out of all the ladies in here tonight that's looking to give away some good for us.
Starting point is 01:34:20 There's a man that's worthy of it somewhere in here. We appreciate y'all. Knoxville, it's been a magnificent experience. My name is Carlos Miller. My name is Chico B. When I'm D.C., y'all fly, Knoxville. We love Y'all! We appreciate that one.
Starting point is 01:34:44 We love y'all. We love y'all. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm. Knobtebill. Give it up one more time for the 85,000 show. Give it up one more time for Chico B. Knopfield, give it up one more time for DC Youngblood.
Starting point is 01:35:19 Nottsville, give it up one more time for Carlos Miller. If you're in the building tonight, you are officially an 85% We appreciate the love, Knoxville. Thank you all for coming out. This is the 85,000 show at Spillian. It's more than the show, y'all. Give it up for the band one more time, y'all. Give it up with JOM one more time, y'all.
Starting point is 01:35:49 Yeah. Knoxville, we love y'all. Thanks y'all for coming to represent with the $85,000 show. Make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe. This show will be there in about two weeks. If you have a seat three tickets, you should be in the block right here. If you have me three tickets, I'm down to the front.
Starting point is 01:36:36 Thank you, not still. Noxville, how y'all feel, Knoxville, how y'all feel? Knoxville, Tennessee, another one down, man. We appreciate all the love, man. We, you know, seeing how receptive y'all was to us and we know that y'all don't come. I've been out all day. They'd be like, man, we don't come to shit, but we're coming to fuck with y'all appreciate y'all knoxville 85 south show shit the one and on it they can never
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