The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Last Trap Episode!! DC Young Fly & Karlous Miller | Ep. 158
Episode Date: November 16, 2018It's the last trap episode with Karlous Miller and D.C. Young Fly, the Original crew remember the good old days and talk about Karlous Miller returning to Wild N Out after reaching out to Nick Cannon ...on the Breakfast Club. See Us Live in Jacksonville https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/2... See Us Live in Mobile Alabama! https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/1... For all live show tickets visit https://www.85southshow.com/live FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This motherfucker is on this land land
The trap is falling in the fuck apart
The trap is oh
I said
Jesus
Who will make a way
Courtyard
Hey I'm recording the 85 South show right now
These niggas don't believe
I had a robot when I was a kid
Tell these niggas, bro.
What's something of your favorite place of you to bend
that you never thought you would have fun in?
Man, everyone.
Being for the hood, shit, every one.
Everybody's a new play, well.
Hey, right, you remember when you was a kid being from the hood.
They're going anywhere.
Anything that was fun of the hell, what?
Going to the stone, bud.
All that shit, but we're going to the stove, boy.
Nigger.
When I think about it as a kid, they really didn't even try to keep my generation off a drug.
All we had was a dare program.
You just going to dare us not to do drugs?
You remember that?
I dare you not to do drugs.
That's it?
That's the whole strategy.
Y'all just going to dare us not to do drugs.
Wow.
I was in dating this weekend.
They got the motherfucking drug addicts.
I don't know what drug that is.
That K-2 shit.
Man, that motherfuckers try to talk to you.
They don't even open their mouth.
I mean, they get me, just get me in the game, they just even going to go in the stove.
I just want to, man, I'm trying to get him for just a little help.
It just, just, just a little help.
I either sat in the car or I beg to just even go to the stove.
I just want to go in the stove.
I don't want to go.
What's the door?
I don't want to go.
What?
We took out through finishing wine.
Why I'm not?
They let you back on the show then.
Man, a little bit.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Just a little bit.
A little bit.
And that's so you can't, man.
We said that big tease out.
All the way.
I don't want to go to do.
You think you just gave me this little help.
I just want to go to thud.
No, little brother, you're crap, man.
You wait for my car.
I just want to go to this dude.
There's nothing in there.
Hey, man.
Joe, what is here for?
What are the headphones?
The motherfuckers is terrible.
Blah.
What?
My man's worth.
You can hear your recording off the live.
Oh, well, don't worry about that.
I'm good.
Y'all whole.
Man, should we do the dates first?
Hey, so look, I try to introduce this this segment called Bar for Bar.
Man, chance just be at home, how'd make me.
I'm saying, we ain't doing that shit, Chad.
And I'll do you not.
Because our fan's a big rap fan that we just discussed them on.
Bro, I saw this girl doing split to your song.
Did you say?
What's what's on?
It's this thick-ass stripper girl.
Please show me.
I need to see her.
I need to see all the booty.
She was listening to your mixtape.
We want.
They need to come on and send it to them.
Hey, them niggins ain't take me back about the shoe, man.
I said, what I'm going to order two pep?
Nicks ain't need to tell me back, man.
Man, you know, man.
Yeah, them boy, man.
Oh, it's my boy, man.
Oh, yeah, he did.
He did.
Hit me back.
Somebody got you man, I'll be back up tomorrow.
I'll bring them with me.
All right.
All right, niggins.
Somebody damn show sent me this video of this thick-ass stripper.
She was on this machine.
On the machine.
Stretch her legs and make her big split.
I need to see that.
I ain't bring no candy.
Y'all, they got no candy.
Y'all got something drink?
I got some water.
You want to drink?
No water.
Man, you don't drink shit there.
You got some water?
I got some water right there.
Fuck in my bag, dude.
I'm sorry, man.
My boy.
Basically, I'd have to send you the video, but it was this thick-ass stripper.
She had this machine that she turned and make her do a split.
And she was listening to your mixtape, and she was like,
I think I need this machine to do my split.
P.S. D.C. Youngflaid mixtape hard as hell.
Man, I need to see you.
Hey, stripper bits.
If you out there stretching and doing splits again, send me that video.
And I need to know what it's on.
What happened, Joe?
I'm just double-checking to make sure
over there.
Hey, real top of that hood up under that jacket,
it was half if you do this shit, though, for a minute or what?
I know, well, he had to break
that shit.
What that shit up?
Dick, I had my hood, dog.
I couldn't even do that shit.
I was like, damn this shit hurt.
That shit was on, no, it ain't on him no more.
It was on my comments, man.
You be on Twitter talking.
You were shit, too.
I was on Instagram.
That's what a video was.
I always counted on you ever had to be on 12.
Bro, I think my tweets are necessary for what's going on in America right now.
You know, my voice is very needed for the streets.
Speaking of the streets, we're going to Chicago, November 18th.
We're going to be at the Vick Theater if you don't have your tickets too late.
Why are we announcing this?
This show is sold out, Chad.
That is stupid.
November 25th, we're going to be in Mobile out.
That show sold out, too, man.
Don't.
Man, okay.
Mobile.
Hey, but we will be in Jacksonville, Florida, at the Time Union Theater, December 6th.
Show will.
Man, that show almost, so.
I don't even know why.
I mean to see, I'm in December, on.
Yeah, Jasmine.
A thousand.
There's a thousand.
Come on, man.
Washington, D.C., December 13, we at the Howard Theater.
Oh!
Coming to your neighborhood.
The second show of Washington.
The first show is sold out.
All the shows is sold out.
Sixth hundred.
By the time you see this.
The show's going to be sold out.
I don't know why we're making.
I'm going to be there doing stand-up like a weep and a bow and them showdown.
Oh!
We ain't playing.
They come to see me, a quadrupy or whack man.
Oh!
You know why, bro.
You're funny as hell.
Everybody got to come see you.
The fuck is wrong with you, though.
You ain't a good organ player if you're going to rock like this.
We got to go ahead and give them a heads up.
This is a late night.
podcast session, bro.
Jesus
will make a way.
Yes, he will.
Joseph, I'm going to need you to sing.
I said, Jesus
will make a way.
Yes, he went to the black church
and one of the organ singer.
He's the organ player and the sang him.
I said G.
I said G.
I said Jesus.
We'll make a way.
Amen.
I love black churches.
Welcome back to the 8th and 5 South Show.
This is your grandmother's favorite podcast.
Your Auntie Cook's neck bones listening to this.
Yes, it is.
Somebody just called the Holy Ghosts.
I know they did.
Hey, man, these microphone looks dumb as hell.
This is about to die.
This shit looks stupid.
This motherfucker is on this land leg, y'all.
The trap is falling in the fucking part.
The trap is, oh.
I said, geez.
We'll make a way.
Yes, he is.
Look, the church's got a mixer.
Hold up.
I said, gee, Jesus, Jesus, we make the way.
Hey, man, we got to get the fuck out of here, man.
Hey, I like the trap.
This is our last episode.
I don't feel like we can do shit like this to where else, though.
Oh, yeah, we definitely got to get the hell out of here.
This is farewell to the trap episode, bro.
Let's smoke a blood, farewell.
Man, roll up something, man.
We got to get the fuck out of here, man.
Yo, roll the blood.
We got that old.
Hey, show him the old-hand heater.
We got a space heater in this bitch.
You got the old-ass heater from 1992.
Come on, man.
This shit doesn't heat up.
The many trap houses.
That motherfucker gonna heat it up, everybody's house.
That's how dope boys get a hole in their coat.
They fall asleep too close to that space heater.
Let that motherfucker sit on your leg, but your whole leg on fire.
Hey, man, the world, speaking to on fire, California on fire like a motherfucker, man.
Listen here, man.
I want to pray to all the families that then lost something.
Come on, man.
that to that fight. That shit, did you see that shit?
Brug, Kanye Weston hired
him some private firefighters, bro.
You believe that shit? Hell, no, I believe some
niggas tricked him out the money. Like, yeah, yeah, we'll do it.
He's $4,000. For $4,000. Oh, yeah,
I got water home.
Yeah, yeah. We need some water in the hell.
Yeah, yeah. But they always...
We need some bottled water, Kanye.
But he always try to...
They always try to make a scene like they're deaf with the community
after he doesn't say that stupid-ass shit.
Man, can't say slavery was a choice.
You know what? D.
we'll make the way
and he did
you're a bad
motherfucking organ player
bro
you want to the coldest organ player
oh man
oh man
bro this paper's stupid
this shit
this shit says
saints pick up
dead's Brian
dez Brian tears Achilles
first week of practice
that's what the fuck
they give for waiting
hold on
dead Brian did what
he tore his Achilles
hill as soon as he fucking
he's
Toys Achilles
As soon as he signed with the Saints
That's what they get for wait so long
As soon as he signed with the Saints
He got hurt
He's been working out
11 months straight
He got paid
Hell yeah
They owe him something
Hold on, hold on, hold on
So
Dead Brian got traded to the Saints
Yeah
Got hurt the first week
Hell yeah
The first day
Yeah
But he got paid
Yeah
I said
I said
Jeez
We're made
The way
Hey
They got that
Check, man.
Hey, that's how they do it, bro.
Damn.
That's getting better, man.
But at least you can spin it to get any better.
Hey, man.
That's how God worked, though.
He'll make somebody win in every bad situation.
That's fucked up, man.
Every bad situation.
The same is going to go stupid.
Come on, man.
That's all Drew Breed.
Need somebody to thought to you.
Well, I ain't worry about that.
That's a bad motherfucker.
You know, I'm an Atlanta nigga all day, Atlanta Fargo.
You got to get credit when you do, man.
Drew Breed.
That's a bad motherfucker.
Hey, he's a bad motherfucker.
That's a bad motherfucker.
He's a bad motherfucker.
I wish we had him.
Hey, man.
I'm so over Matt Ryan, bro.
You don't even know who that is.
Brough.
If you watch the show, look, I want to look you in your face.
Nigger, you was a fucker.
Bro, let Julio Jones play quarterback.
I'm kidding.
Anybody, man.
Put me at the quarterback.
Man, hey, on some real shit, though, I want Cuevo to play quarterback.
Why, you're playing?
That nigga can throw.
Man, that nigger is amazing.
Put a great athlete.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do either.
It's a bird, ain't it?
Don't do either one of those.
Don't do either one of those.
He's somebody.
Put plighties.
back there he's running off on a plug twice come on he can listen maybe he got a hit an audible or something you know what jesus will make the way and he will and he will
hey man what the hell wrong with you dog what the hell is wrong with you we gotta put this on stage we got to put this on stage you won't take you gonna play the keyboard i got to play the keyboard I got to play the keyboard I got to have my drugs and everything all that that's like my tambourine right now
Man, we're going to, hey, one day we're going to put that in the budget.
We're going to have you a, we're going to have, what else you can put?
It ain't too much of a budget.
It's, it don't need to be on.
Oh, I thought you wanted to be on.
No, I need to do that.
See, see, see, we'll make you, wait.
Hey, man, that shit got to be on, man.
That's it.
We're going to have that shit on.
That's it.
Wait till we get a budget, bro.
This is our last trap episode, man.
Can y'all believe this is the last trap.
We're moving on the big and back and time.
We got a big-ass light, though, like we saw it.
This is a big-ass-a-movie light.
That ain't even a movie light, bro.
That is a science lab light.
Listen, this light was using Spider-Man 3, I'm telling you.
Man, the world is fucked up.
They didn't fuck up another election in Florida, man.
They got to, they're going to recount the votes that they didn't count.
That's going to act like they count.
What about George?
Can we get a recount?
Did we have to do a recount too?
Did Stacey lose?
Nope.
They're doing the recount.
They got a runoff.
They still count.
They count votes.
They're trying to get Stacey's.
to a runoff.
Oh.
Florida has to do a recount because that's their legal.
They floor the fuck up every election.
So what happened?
Oh, yeah, they always do it.
Ever since the George Bush situation, they've been.
They have two different election law.
Georgia is, if nobody gets 50% or more,
it goes to a runoff to where we basically have to re-vote.
Florida has a recount if it gets within a .5%.
They have to restart the whole thing to start.
This shit, rubber.
Don't about to give it a ham.
Jesus.
Will you make a good way?
Yes, he will.
It's important.
God is good.
It is, definitely.
He always good.
All the time.
So did Stacy, okay, all that shit you just said, Chad.
Did Stacy win or losing?
No.
They still count.
They still count.
Okay, so if it gets close enough?
I don't know what they mean.
The computer count them anyway.
The computer know who won.
It's a nigga.
It's a nigga over the cluckold.
It's like, nah, we're going to let five on them go.
Damn it.
Stop talking.
You miss me up.
I know I missed four of.
What they're waiting on is absentee people?
that are Georgia residents and out of state
and then, like, you know, veterans and all those things.
Absentee votes matter, too.
Okay.
I don't care what color your skin tone is.
Go up there and, damn it, vote,
because they always make it seem like,
this the last day, and then after the last day,
they're like, yeah, you know you still can vote.
Like, bitch, I thought yesterday with my last day,
you made me rushed out here,
and I could have waited this weekend?
Much of love to everybody who voted
and kept that goof-ass sticker
trying to prove a point.
I did.
Yeah, yeah, that shit is.
I'd be proud.
Man, they don't even switch the stickers up
It's just deadblown, like you voted, nigga
It was a nigga at Greenbrose selling
I voted a dollar piece
Dollar piece
Six for five
I dance on because I dance show the boss
Because I dance show voted
I paid somebody to cut
Bro, you know what it's
Get a hell out of white people
If all the dope boys
Just are showing up
Like they were gonna vote
Just show up
Hell, yeah, boy
That fuck your time out
Staying, hey, let me feel that paper out
Where I feel it
I'm occupied
No, me, hey, bro,
With me
I'm just chilling
Hey, excuse me, man.
We button that push for States of April.
I don't got no pen, no, but I put that card in.
I don't care nothing about all the other shit.
I just came down here to vote for one person, man.
Y'all can hear that all the other stuff shit.
They're talking about demo.
What that is a mid-tape on these kids?
What part of that, man?
What club is that?
Is that up 85?
I'm trying to play the song.
Hey, bro, you got a demo on your shit.
Well, what's a Democratic party going to be?
They're talking about they got the repub in them on.
Is it at the flame?
I don't know.
Who this is?
Man.
They're talking about somebody in the library.
What that library person is?
Man, secretary of state.
Which state, bro?
I'm trying to figure out.
Who these foursill?
Hey, excuse me, ma'am.
Why does state need a secretary?
They're talking about, are you with the cleaning up the trash?
I be cleaning my trash.
What are they talking about?
Sanitation.
Hey.
What is it?
Hey.
Is this why I get to vote for the gay right?
Hello?
What is there right?
No, mine.
What you put?
I put it in.
Oh, I can't look at nobody else.
My bad, man.
Skiymy, you ain't got to out at me?
What you mean?
What you mean?
I got to hurry up.
I don't even know what they say.
You're going to help me.
Excuse me, ma'am, the machine messed up.
It's stuck on one thing.
I ain't pushed this.
Okay.
See, I don't want to answer none of there.
I don't want to get to the government part.
I don't really care about none of them.
Hey, George Bush ain't on here, is it?
I don't.
I damn shit I want to vote his fuck a ass again.
I'm going to hit this mom, man.
Hell, yeah.
I wish Obama was Obama.
Hey, who this dude right here, bro?
What you're gonna want?
Man, stay.
I'm look at my house, bro.
You're true, man.
Bro, that's why they don't let hood nigger vote, bro.
Niggins, they be in there chilling like, you're doing, man.
Cheating and everything.
Niggins shit.
Nigger be walking down talking to all the wrong.
I believe I got them fur-fold, right?
Yo, that shit.
They act like it's a tent.
I pay somebody to cut.
I believe I paid.
I paid.
I paid somebody to cut.
Wasn't that shit kind of like a driving test a little bit?
Yeah, yeah.
At first, you know how you know how other shit.
They'd be like, do you approve to make a law?
Who you vote for?
Like, anyway, we know no bitch-ass-a-niggin' be like, bro, I'm making the law for this shit.
Who you vote for the treasury, bro?
I ain't know who that was.
I just picked whoever named little black said I picked Kimberly Jones.
I put whoever Democrat, niggins.
That's how I voted.
Everybody who named little black, bro.
Every Democrat.
All the Jackson's, the Williams.
All the Democrats.
What you've been up to, man?
I've been working, I've been working, I've been working.
I've been Monday.
Oh, Sunday.
I've been serving.
The easy jokes
I've been serving jokes
Oh, I thought you were serving
Now I'm serving jokes
Like a motherfucker man
I'm tired of a motherfucker
One-legged over
We just got through finishing
Why I'm out
They let you back on the show then
Man, a little bit
A little bit
A little bit
A little bit
And that show
You can't remember
We said that big
D's out
All the way
You know what
It's still down there
Yep
Still down there
They can't even get it
Can't work
That shit
That shit gonna be so
They don't really want to see
The dirty man
Come back like that
You weren't nuts though
Man you know
You went crazy
You know
You're working, man
You're on tour
Man, that shit
Crazy
85 South Show tour
I own tour
Man that shit
We work and movies
And shit
Yeah
Everywhere I go
With one nigga
Man
Man
I watch this shit
Every day
Man
I'm talking about
Every day
Crazy
Hell boy
When you and got down
D.C.
Boy got there
in the trap
boy
Hey
me and my good
But we be
Sit back
You know what I'm saying
It's all that
A dude
Mahin'all
Hey, well, y'all didn't
stupid.
Yeah, booed
me and my good
just shit back
and, you know,
smoke, son,
watch that shit
every night,
my father got to
wreck,
they be behind that
fuck,
shit.
Hey,
that's the thing
that fuck with me on.
Hey,
hey,
on the real shit,
boy,
stupid to hell.
Wow,
man,
fuck crazy.
I might do the whole
rest for the show.
I might do the whole rest of the show.
I might do the whole rest of the show.
The show talking like that nigga,
Jack, I know them nigga,
man, y' y'all, nigga.
Come goddamn stupid on that video.
It's a nigga in the kitchen.
Right now, listen to this shit.
Cut on the door.
Hey, boy.
Hey, boy.
Hey, come here to eat nitty, buddy.
Boy, don't be here.
That's the nigga, man.
That's the nigger, boy.
That's the nigger, boy.
That's the niggered.
Boy, where you were yesterday, way?
Why don't know how I don't got the fight like here like here yesterday,
boy?
You know, got.
and Nicky on the street, right?
So Nick and beat Tasha
getting to it in the middle of the road, you know what I'm talking about?
They're fighting in the nightgown and everything.
Where they beat niggie slam on Tasha right?
Snash the nightgown, all tities everywhere.
I'm talking about they in the street
fighting like grown ain't me.
I'm talking about,
boop, boo, y'all all the time.
But Tasha right there with her head, though.
She fucked around and jumped back naked
And grab that bitch
Fooka, flukit, fluket, frugit.
Damn, she fluket, flukin a bit?
Man, sir that bitch,
on air, I'm standing right through the whole time
like, buddy, whole fight like hell.
Ain't nobody record that bitch?
Man, all the only one that I said, my phone fuck, though,
bro, bro, I'm the only one seen that shit, way.
But that shit crazy and fuck,
well, damn, I wish your head was out here,
boy.
Damn.
Well, you would love that, well, them whole fight like hell.
Baa, what?
Shit thumping that these bitch, what?
I'm talking about straight up, brown and like on some,
like, bitch, what's soft type shit?
Yeah.
Hell, yo.
But that shit had me fuck, though,
because I was like, I was like, I'm down.
Who gonna, I ain't from to, I'm a little,
I ain't fend to break them big head holes,
huh, world.
Big water buffalo ass.
I ain't got time for that fuck shit, man.
That nigger in every hood,
Ain't y'all were having for some weed at the end?
Man, you ain't got no smoking on that, then.
You gonna be here, fuck?
Any of y'all in, he's gonna come back and smoke.
I'm gonna run up here and got there on.
My partner fan of Bram and so I smoked with you.
You guys with you?
I bet I'd be right, man.
Yeah, nigga be waiting a dude, too.
They come back six out with one blood.
Been smoking, though.
It's a little.
It's a little.
The hell we're gone.
I had some more weed, but my little bit had came through that.
You know what I'm saying?
She just dropped me out.
Yeah, she just dropped me out.
Jay drive me out.
We blew about three of them.
I fell asleep on her.
She wanted to fuck,
but I was like,
you know what I'm saying?
You know what I?
You know what I'm saying?
Really?
Shit, that's just how that'd be.
You know?
Hey, every hood got that cap in their head,
Nick.
Everybody, bro.
That thing could be capping like,
hell, shit.
Come on.
He that bullshit.
You know, guys,
every time I come back.
You know,
because, you know,
hey, niggas,
you smoke one blunt wood of nigg.
He'd go back in the hood.
This is the story you tell.
a nigga when you leave, you know,
D.C. came to the city just to fuck
with me, you know what I'm talking about? We're sitting back
blowing big boy gas
all night, you know what I'm talking about? We smoking
rapper weed and shit, you know what I'm saying? We had
bitches and some other shit, but you know, he's just
a real nigga like that, you know what I'm saying?
He fucked with me too, bro. He said we're going to do
some reason.
Yeah, what he said. Yeah, and he said
we're going to do some music, man. I played
on some beats and shit.
Oh, man.
Yeah, yeah.
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But we're blowing Big Boy gang all night, you know what I'm saying?
On him, you know what I'm saying?
Bro, really for.
Ain't charging no, you know what I'm saying?
Everything paid for, just like that.
You know, you tried to stop yourself, choking.
Oh, whatever to go.
shit what y'all boy about to do man y'all just y'all niggin'n't
bleak y'n't bleak y'n about they break don't beat oh oh man what about that nigger that
i always want somebody to fight though like every time somebody oh oh oh they y'all make it's y'all niggins be
like shit but y'all niggins ain't gonna scratch n'n though y'all niggins ain't gonna
hit no it always it's always a goofin'n nigga but he know how to fight though
He's like y'all, y'all, they're doing all that are, but ain't nobody's going to hit, though.
Hey, this is that hood, niggins' shit.
Shit, I got them boxing glove, but y'all, but I'm going to do some shit.
I'm going to tell you how you started fighting the hood.
There you go, right, though.
I'm going to tell you how you started fighting the hood.
A nigga might walk up to you, be like, hey, Joe, you'll be Chad as if you want to fight you.
He'll be like, yeah, yeah.
Then you go to Chad.
He'd be like, hey, Chad.
You'll be Joe-ass if you want to fight you?
And you'd be like, hey, yeah.
And then y'all, niggins get to fight it.
He'd be like, that niggins say he's going to beat your ass.
Y'all's a nigga to go back and be like, Chad.
Joseph, he'll beat your ass.
That's the petty shit, man.
This is the 85-south show, though.
This is definitely a show for petty people.
We made a podcast for niggas who don't know what the podcast is.
And now those are the number one niggas watching podcasts.
Look at us bringing the world together.
Oh, my God.
Are we good people?
earn all. You know what I mean? Messages
I've gotten from real official
street niggins are like, bro, the 85
South show, not me and my baby mom
are back together, because we fought with that.
Oh, yeah.
Excuse me.
Yep, they damn show
be right there, too. That's how you know.
We're bringing the hood back together,
bro. You've seen how the live shows be
everybody coming. White folks, ganges
and the thugs, and babes.
The auntie with the fat booty be at all the show.
Hugging everybody.
with the sagging booty.
Yeah.
Sagabootty.
I'm talking about...
That ass look wet.
I'm talking about paper tit.
Paper towel titty, having that.
Not paper towel.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
You know how when she hugged your tight
and she put her titty on you?
Hey, baby.
I thought you liked old women.
I do, but I don't like them.
I don't want you to fuck me a bad
and I want to fuck you.
Oh, for real.
I want to fuck you.
You feel, but like, don't know.
be like, come in.
They'll be like, come in, baby.
They don't make you kind of suspicious when they just give you some pussy.
Like, well, nobody really give away.
You know, they're cool, but they don't shade.
The one that want to fuck you.
They don't shade.
That pussy and now, you just got to find it.
I miss pussy with the hound.
Mm-mm.
So sick all this bald-haired pussy, because all the baldhead pussy got a fuck their attitude.
Mm-hmm.
That pussy died now, you just got to find it.
Mm-mm.
I don't want to find it.
I want it to be right there in my face, ma'am.
Way back pussy how?
I don't want to go in the woods to find no coochie, ma'am.
Well, maybe we should switch bitches.
You got all the pussy there, and I keep getting this all these balls.
I need my coochie on the street.
I don't need to go in the woods to find my coochie.
That's too much to pin out.
Put an afro on my pussy, because that's what a nigga used to.
So tired of this baldhead pussy, because that ain't what it do.
Now, that skin, I'm nothing wrong with a little hell.
I miss pussy hair, bro.
I'm a mutter pussy hat, though, because you're an old nigga.
You got a bill.
You ain't tired of that hair shit?
Pussy hair just make the pussy look just grown.
The pussy looks sophisticated like the pussy been somewhere.
Like, hound the pussy make the pussy look like it's been around the world.
I feel like, when you see, when you go, when you find the kuzzi and they got a hound, it'd be like.
See, bald pussy.
I feel like bald pussy, that's because it's been moving too much.
Like, it's just been out in the streets too much.
It's walking all day.
That bitch ain't got no cars.
She's been walking.
I feel like bald-ha pussy is busy.
Yeah, I feel like pussy with the hell and it don't come outside that much.
Yeah, that's right.
They got a thing to do.
Because it's a niche market.
Everybody don't like that.
And they know that.
You know, pussy with the hound and know that it ain't socially accepted.
So it just be looking out the window and shit and go check the mail every now and then walk to the porch.
They know when their hood nigga walk by
They coming outside all of a sudden
Yeah, they just don't be in the street
Yeah, Tasha, you ain't came outside
All day
Yeah, but I feel like baldhead pussy
That'd be pussy that'd be twerking with the tongue
Out, all that old goofet and shit, you know
See, I already know what going on with that
Yeah
Mood, you know young ass
I feel like pussy with the hell
And it got responsibility
They got bills
Yeah, got bills
You gotta get up early
Two kids
Right
Mm-hmm
And they fuck with their baby daddy, but they do it when they want to.
Pussy with the houndy driver, a van.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And the door, it all the matter, too.
Hold on, hold up, baby.
Don't tell that dough.
Mm-hmm.
Go back by the show.
One of the windows fucked up.
Mm-hmm.
Which one, though?
That passenger window.
Mm-hmm.
Yep, you know, that one always fucked up.
That front passenger.
They round on one dough, too.
And they keep him power over me.
I miss pussy now.
miss it. I really do.
Pussy hair has
evaporated.
I can't get high. I'll be high.
85 motherfucking
South show about to leave.
We're about to leave the trap.
This is the last episode.
Got some shit coming. That's crazy. I'm going to miss
this bitch, man. I don't think this should be the
last episode, man. For a minute. We've got to
go somewhere else. We can't
smoke that, bro. We are.
You know how that shit be, bro.
Like, he's going outside.
And you know me,
I don't want to break the room,
bro.
No, no, man.
I'd be thinking
a stupid shit,
though.
Like flat.
What happened?
If you wash your feet
with hands soap.
I just think about dumb shit like that.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, yeah.
What about when you're,
when you're caught,
Say check engine light, right.
But you didn't really got a check engine.
Like, what that mean?
Like, do I need to pop the hood and look at the engine?
Yeah, like, what that?
Oh, you're just telling me, like, something in there?
Is it a leaf or something?
Every time in that shit.
That don't mean, I'm afraid to go facing it.
I feel like when the check engine light come on,
you should at least pop the hood and jiggle up or cord or something.
I don't think you should do it.
Yeah.
I think you should ride into the motherfucker cutoff?
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
That would everybody do it.
Mm-mm.
Everybody look at it.
That ain't that bad boy, just in case if a check engine light go on.
I think that's a, that's a fear in everybody.
Anybody who ain't never had a car tell you,
needing the ride is the loneliest feeling in the world.
It's the who?
The loneliest feeling in the world.
Yes.
When you can't go nowhere, you always stuck.
The fucked up part is everybody that you wit know you need a ride.
So they try to leave at convenient times where they know you won't ask you.
All right, man, I'm going to get the fuck out of here, man.
Why are you leaving so early?
Yeah, I'm gonna go on here and go home and lay down, you know, for the traffic and shit.
Which way are you going?
The long way, not your way.
I'm not dropping you off on foot.
But this high, nigger, but that high a nigger who got the ride don't want to tell you which way he's going.
He's like, which way you're going?
Shit, I'm feeling to go.
What way are you going?
You know, I got to go by two in the third.
Two to the third?
You're talking about, nah, I ain't going that way.
I'm going that way.
He ain't going that way.
Yeah, because I can't, once you tell him, where you're going, he automatically going that way.
Where are you going?
I'm going down 23.
But me too.
What are you going to say after me too?
You got to come up with another lot right after me too.
Big on your feet right now.
If I needed to ride and you say where I'm going,
and I'm like, bro, you're going to make it.
Me too, me too.
Me too.
I ain't going to.
I'm going to.
Listen, look how quick you got to be 182.
Me too.
I'm going on the other side.
I'm 285.
Mableton side.
Dick and get me close.
I ain't going that way, though.
I can't go that way.
I can't go that way.
My life is fucked up.
I only can go.
That was a goal.
That was the goal.
Your license fucked up.
That's the best way to keep niggins out your car.
Wow.
Hey man, I would take you, but my license fucked up, bro.
I'm out here, dirty hell.
Because too deep, it's too much.
When you're a nigger, too deep is too much.
Amen.
Your license is for, though.
That was a good.
You know, the best way to keep from getting pulled over me is to wash your car.
That dramatic.
You might laugh, but that's real as fuck, man.
Keep your car clean.
Keep your car clean.
Keep your car organized.
man, when your car clean, the police is not fucking with you.
I promise you that's on everything.
Wash your car and clean the interior.
I try not to buy black cars.
Black, that's not, it depends on what kind of car it is.
Like, for example, my BMW, I'm good in my neighborhood,
because everybody got a BMW, Mercedes, and all that.
So I blend in.
But when I'm on my 28th, I never know white folk.
You know how the white folks looking at the nigger?
You know what, though?
Who this nigger, no?
This is what I really learned.
Boy, I'm in my BMDab, but hey, hey, how are you?
I pay attention, though.
I'll really learn this, though.
I mean, that nigger shit.
You got to get in the habit of driving slow as fuck
and paying attention to all the shit.
Because once the police see this, you, like,
even if you, even if you slip in a little bit,
once you're in the habit of driving like an old motherfucker,
and you ain't, you know what I'm saying?
Because they like to duck over there.
Or a motherfucker who used to have a lot of dope in the car.
Yeah, you got to, you got to follow all traffic laws.
You got to.
Nah, you're talking about
a nigga who's right
with illegal guns.
That what I'm saying.
So I got my...
I'm a nigga with a tattoo
of my face.
Got my seatbelt on.
You know what I'm saying?
I got about nine black and miles
in the ad trade.
If you know you're dirty.
You got to be right
if you dirty.
Especially if you dirty.
You know you got to act right
if you dirty.
Nick, I ain't rhyme
with no hood.
Nigga, I ain't rhyme with...
Take that stupid head off.
I can't ride with no hoodie.
Even with this on my head,
bro.
Hey.
With that hood on your head, Chad.
You can't drive.
with that hood on your head, Chad.
Take that shit off.
But see, that's why the 85 South Shore is important,
because don't nobody be telling,
but turn their goddamn music now.
You got to turn the music now.
You got to hear all that.
You got to hear all that.
All of that.
You got their baby to head.
Turning music down.
Sooner you light the blunt,
they've been behind you.
Even if you barbed the music.
All this shit, don't bobbing them motherfucking music.
Put the goddamn C bell on.
But you're bobbing until ain't nothing going on.
You're like, man.
Stop on that goddamn dance.
Stop dancing, man.
I'm all that goddamn dancing, man.
You can't do nothing as a black man.
Man, you can't do shit in the car.
Be good.
This one niggas can't do shit, but be good.
This is what niggas tell that stuff
as they drive every day.
Now, you know you're a black man in society now.
You better be good in that car.
You better drive like you got some sits.
I can't do this.
No.
Sit your ass up.
Come in thine it.
This is too much attention.
It is not.
I got to be like this at all time.
It is not 1982.
That's crazy.
Sit up. It's 1980, bro.
It's crazy that we got to drive and think like that as a black man.
You got to act right.
You got to act right driving your old shit.
Your car.
Man, why I didn't...
You paid for.
Hey, man.
And you got to drive a service so you won't be fucked.
Niggas, stop skirting off and need a little cute-ass car, man.
Honda Civics and shit.
I'm telling them of electricity car.
You're fucking up the whole electric side.
You and a girl car, man.
You ain't going fast.
Turn that little V6 off, my name.
And your lift light on, too, niggas.
Come on, though.
You still at work.
Come on, man.
If it ain't your car, man, don't be out here acting like you fucking jail.
He ain't work. Tripper, d'n, d'all Earnhardt Jr.
Man, cut that bullshit out.
He told him, you're dead all-hardt Jr.
You can't be a filth if you are already a junior.
He's stupid.
I'm gonna call a nigga, Dale All-Hart Jr.
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We geeking this, bitch.
It's the trap, man.
What's that what happened when you in the trap?
You wait on the play, dude.
You sit.
That's what goes on in the trap.
Hey, man.
You play video games, fuckholes, and wait on plays.
That's it.
That's all.
Oh, you're gambling?
Bro, you ever missed the trap?
You've been successful about.
No way.
For last five, six, seven.
How many years?
What's the run now?
Ooh, I mean, since I started, it's just been a blessing.
I'm saying when you jump out here?
See, 2013?
So, shit, this going on six years straight.
But for something, life changing, since 2015.
Okay.
Three years.
All right.
Life changed.
All right.
Well, I can't consider that life changing either because life changes is when it
happened.
Before, example, like, when the money starts, I'd be able to save.
And be like, all right.
And if I was a dope boy, I'd have been a god.
What did you mean?
What did you mean?
What did you miss about your old life, man?
Nothing.
It was a fucking headache.
Well, I don't think I miss it.
I don't miss it because I wouldn't be the man
today if I'd be missing some shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Did it scare you when you start receiving
all the things you prayed for?
I ain't going to let this shit scared me.
It scared me a little bit.
It didn't scare me because everything still seems surreal,
but if you have the faith,
If your face is strong, it's like, okay, this, it's happening.
And it's like, okay, now you got the willpower to do actually, like, what you've been praying for,
like your good intention.
You feel what I'm saying?
Like, okay, you're seeing God bless you.
You know, what you're going to do with your blessing?
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody ain't perfect.
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody got their ways.
But what I do with my blessings, you know what I'm saying?
It's different.
You're like, okay, you got niggas out there that'd be tripping with their blessings.
You know what I'm saying?
You're like, my niggum.
Now, you can trip on some other shit.
You can't trip with your blessing.
Trapped church.
You got to spread the love back.
You feel me?
I can go trip on the bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's coming in my calling.
Brother D.C. has brought up a very valuable.
So I got to keep giving y'all.
I got to keep giving y'all the business.
You can't be tripping on your blessing.
No, but I don't, I don't get the trap like that.
I don't cut what came with it.
You see what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, make a good money.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I'm one of those kingpin, but I was.
half a bad weed, you know what I'm saying?
So that was a good of money.
I could keep $3,400 in my pocket, you feel
me, but I don't miss this shit.
And I miss being on the blog, like I was just
games and shit, I do that every day.
But I don't miss the, the,
the, run from the police and all that extra shit
looking on the back and
your ponies and some shit, now you got to go
screaming, neck's eye, and all that shit.
I don't miss that shit, man.
I don't understand if you don't miss the danger.
Oh, yeah.
But what you mean?
But not you.
Well, you're talking about the love
in the hood, I'm, I'm still
receiving that.
Everywhere we go, I got to go to the hood
to feel that type of love.
Now, you're talking about shit like that.
Hey, yeah, I miss, like,
good days in the hood.
Put it like that. Like, one of them
good days, everybody outside,
a couple of dygain, I went by,
nigga-a-stared barbecue, you might got one little
argument, nigga a guy slout, all,
they're cool, shit, it's what it is.
But the day keep going on, you know what I'm saying?
We're laughing, by it.
You know, you little little tail that got slout,
but, you know, it is what it is.
He's still on the block
Like ain't that happened
Then you just got slapped like an aisle
That ain't no love
Like shit like that
I admit
Ain't no love like the hood
It's like oh
We had we had a song of my
The hood was so lit
It was like a fight
I know people like
A fight bro
It was like a fight
Every day bro
And it was like
We would just be running
For fights
Yeah
All day just running for fights
All day just
running up the hill to a fight, down the hill to a fight.
And it was just lit.
That's something with lit.
Damn.
That's something with lit.
It was crazy.
Like, all the old head laughing and shit, when motherfuck up a fight,
they're like, look at these y'all, ditty.
Like, this shit is hilarious to d'nagg.
You feel, but, you know, it's a hood life.
Man, this year is coming to a clothing.
It's just be hilarious.
Jay's beating up dope dealers.
Damn.
Did Jays beat the dope dealers?
Yeah, I said, we serve an eat nigger, Sprim.
Damn, bro.
I'm giving her this.
The power to walk my ass
I need to be taking some of this shit
I need to be taking something like something
man
Cracky as strong as a motherfucker
as a motherfucker
I remember my seeing a nigga carry a whole
drive
about four flights of stairs
by his damn cell
for four dollars
Yeah
I've seen the Jay drag a
A motor, like it was a dead body.
No, I remember that day this nigger had this little truck,
and he was due like, all right jobs.
The nigger stayed in my complex.
And he was like, hey, man, can I pay you some money
to help me move this, move a couple of things at this house?
And I was like, hell, yeah.
So the lady was like, I don't want this washing and drive no more.
You can have it.
So she gave it to him, and we took it back.
He was like, once we did the work for that.
And then the other dude, like, his homeboy, he was like,
hey, man, help me take this shit upstairs.
He was like, hell, no, I ain't helping you move shit, bro.
If you don't want to be cool no more, I understand, but I ain't helping you move shit.
I ain't no moving-ass nigga, and I'm just not that type of nigga, bro.
And if you take it the wrong way, then you were never my friend any fucking way.
He's talking about you never my friend.
This is true story, so he paid the crackhead four dollars to take that shit all the way upstairs.
Man, fucking did it by itself.
Like, you want some help?
No, no, no, no, back up, back up.
I got it.
I got it, I got it.
I'll fuck you.
I never get it.
It's a fucking amazing thing.
You're good.
Well, the nigger ain't had no louder.
That's the thing I know, that nigg was on my roof.
I said, I don't fucking get on there, bro.
Hey, man.
That niggins told me don't have no question.
Nigger.
Cricky is a fucking amazing.
Hey, that nigger fix my car while the motherfucker was running.
This is, man.
I'm dead as you, bro.
Never even turn my shit off.
These crackies on some, but I have learned a lot from a cranky up titty.
You know, people always make fun of crack heads,
but don't nobody make fun enough of coke heads.
Because they try to sneak and act like you don't know they don't coke heads.
Yeah.
Poud hair and be trying to add normal, Jake.
But they do powder, bro.
Listen, bro.
Look, can we say this right quick?
If you own drugs, you're not having it.
We know.
I don't know why y'all think y'all can have a whole drug.
Now, don't get me wrong.
We know.
If you do the pile of that's just what you do.
That's what you do.
But you got to understand.
We're not stupid.
You can't look at a cranky and think like you're no different.
No.
That's just like a nigga who smoked weed and eat weed.
That nigga eat weed, but that nigg is on the weed.
That's what it's like.
You snout in the same shit, dude.
Nick, you don't die at crack.
Listen, bro.
Same shit.
You won't crack with no sugar.
Yeah, you're on gluten-free crack.
You don't get gluten-free.
I don't eat Frosted Place.
I just eat the sugar at the bag.
This is, man.
Same shit, man.
I'm sorry.
It's a party drug.
I'm sad to say that you like to get on crack when you go to a port.
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My dad was shot and killed in his house.
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He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal.
He was shot in his house unarmed.
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You and Jay.
We're laughing at drugs.
They're going to be mad.
They're going to be mad, bro.
They're drunk.
They're like to get a little crap when they pull.
Oh, y'all some junkies, man.
I'm not saying you wrong, but I'm telling you what you are.
It's not different.
It's no different.
You're a junkie, too.
You're a cricket.
Oh, man, you're stupid.
What's wrong with you?
Y'all is Craig.
Stop that shit, man.
Y'all Jays, man.
I'm trying to say, y'all.
I want you looking at us.
Yeah, we laugh.
I'll have a run.
book right now is called laughing my insecurities.
Laad that shit all. You know you're high
hair right now. You were just scared 20 minutes
ago, because your heart would be fast as
hell. Stop that shit, man.
I'm about to say that down.
The weed is the healthiest thing out
right now. You or Jay. Stop snowing powder.
Stop that shit, man. We're trying to save
your ass. Fuck the bullshit. I'd rather
be here with us and laugh with us.
We shouldn't have laughed at that.
That's the fuck good. Because they laugh at us.
Shit.
You think he's up.
Yeah, yeah. I always try to tell
Some people, bro, it don't mind if you did powder or not, bro.
You still a crack head, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
It's just how you did.
It's just like, motherfucklers.
Shoot the morphine.
Or when they do it on the spoon.
The nakes said that the niggins still on the melf.
Nah, I'm talking.
They say that the, uh, that's the, what's it called this shit?
What they call?
What's the drug terminal?
Now, it's just like, uh, milk.
But they say they give them the morphine to, uh, to calm them down so they won't have a withdraw.
somebody at home know the word right now
I forgot
it ain't an antidote
but yo
they crack head bro
oh damn
that's like to laugh
I didn't joke laughing at this shit man
that's fucked up
that thing
they ain't like to turn the crackhead
when they go to the part
they turn up too much
people be tripping now
if you can hold your drug
and don't nobody know
then that's the drug you're supposed to
y'all.
Let's talk about some other shit, bro.
I have that real talk.
If you're on powder and all-no,
then you're supposed to be on-pilers.
You need to let somebody know that.
You're the expert.
Bro, what if you pass out
and we don't know what the fuck you on?
And then we were like,
then we're trying,
we got, somebody got to know him.
We're thinking you on weed like us
and you just sleep, but really you need medical attention.
But what of one person who knows him,
know him, and come up.
I'm like, bro, he, he on, he on the powder, bro.
And he was like, no, he's not.
I'm like, trust me, yes he is.
Like, no, he's not.
I'm like, yes, he is.
Is there something you want to tell me?
This man is on crack, sir.
He is on diet, crack, and y'all won't help him.
We want to save everybody, me.
Everybody.
I'm glad I'm born in the 70s, man.
When I think about it as a kid, they really didn't even try to keep my generation off dream.
All we had was the DARE program.
You're just going to dare us not to do drugs?
You remember that?
I dare you not to do drugs.
That's it.
That's the whole strategy.
Y'all just going to dare us not to do drugs.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay.
Who thought it is?
That was the stupidest shit ever.
Then they used to come to school every week and tell us how to do drugs.
Bro, you remember that zero drugs?
Do you know what this is, kids?
Zero drug program?
This is a lighter.
If you're going to do drugs, you're going to need a good lighter.
This is what crackheads used to like that crack.
This is what heroin addicts used
To cook their heroin
Most drug dealers sell light
Is at their crack house
Do you know what a crack house is
That's where they cook
And manufacture crack
Do you know how they do it
They take cocaine
Yes
Every week
Every week they had a police officer
Come and tell us about all the drugs
How to cook heroin
On a Coca-Cola can
He showed us everything
I know what barbiturates are
amphetamines.
For real.
Man, I've been knowing
about drugs
ever since the second grade.
They've been daring me
not to do drugs
for that long.
I'm glad I wasn't born in a sister.
I dared them back.
I did the drugs
and dared them
not to tell the police officer
who told me how to do them.
We wouldn't be good.
We wouldn't be good crackhead, bro.
We definitely.
That's why I never did drugs.
You got to understand
how we is over the weed,
bro.
The weed have me good.
We wouldn't be good crackhead.
I only do.
I know I don't trip that,
not by,
I ain't had no weed.
And you had, too.
I only smoke weed to help me deal with people.
People get on my goddamn nerves.
I'm real, like, I'm real irritable.
You know what I'm saying?
But what if a crack can't feel the same way?
I don't know.
You know, I smoke crack.
Crack make you social.
Because you have to be around other crackites.
But that one, except about crack it is.
You know, they crackites.
That's what I call it, the crackites.
But that's what I'm saying.
Because when you smoke crack, you just like,
I, aye, aye, aye, whatever you are.
But I'm saying, though, they got a, they got it.
They got to hit the crack to get social.
Man, Craig can make you talk to people.
Ooh, that motherfucker hitting it in it.
Wow, baby.
That motherfucker makes you take off.
Like a rocket.
You understand.
You be out of space, baby.
Jamming on the rocket, man.
Just call, hey man, just call me the rocket man.
You're talking about this motherfucker.
You ain't never seen how they get off the crack man.
The motherfuckin out.
The thing is on it, bro.
Don't get on it, bro.
Man, I seen the crack head hits the crack.
He likes so much, he just made a bunch of sounds.
He was like,
ah,
you ever seen that one crackhead
and that chump ladies off, but then be friends,
the dudes and shit?
Shut up, bitch.
Probably some chile.
Hey, brother, do you think you give me $2?
You were like, dude, I'm about to wop your ass
and talking to that later like that.
I was in dating this weekend.
They got motherfucking drug addicts.
I don't know what drug that is.
That K2 shit, bro.
That's shit.
That motherfucker is trying to talk to you.
They don't even open their mouth.
What drug is that?
What did you say you need?
They just got out and need a little help.
Why are you crying, white men?
Because I need just a little help.
You're trying to get up there.
Just need a little help.
That's how they always just need a little help.
That's all homeless white people being intact.
Excuse me, brother.
You think you just give me a little help.
Get the fuck out of my face, man.
I mean, forgive me, man.
Hey, man, this is stupid fuck.
I'm in a hell.
You think you didn't...
He's telling me.
Excuse me, brother.
You think he just gave me just a little help.
Man, that he's stupid a fuck, bro.
I'm a vet out here, and I've been out of here all the thing.
Bro, he's talking about...
You think he didn't give me a little help.
You think you just give me a little help.
There's a little help.
Just a little help.
That is hilarious.
You can even if she'll be like that.
I just need a little help.
It's like crying and shit.
My wife's over there in the car and my kids.
And they're going with me.
There's a little help.
You need to go over there and be with them.
You need to go get in the car with them
because they go and you out here wasting my time.
Ask me for them.
That's how they get down, man.
That's not crack, them drugs.
Drugs make you need, just a little help.
You're talking about, you need to go in the call with them.
You need to go get in the call with them.
They go and they're by their self and their dad out here talking about you.
Fuck out of here, man.
That is hilarious, bro.
Leave me alone, bro.
It's hilarious.
That is hilarious, bro.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Oh, man.
Chad, they didn't ran up on you, bro.
No, I see it.
Boy, that is hilarious.
They don't even open their mouth.
They can give them just a little help.
This thing can give them a little help.
You can talk out of hell, man.
You need to get with your family.
Go get with them.
That is hilarious.
Hey, man.
This is the 85 South show.
This is a podcast for everybody.
And they just little out.
Hey, man.
That was hilarious, bro.
That was hilarious.
Oh, my.
You told me how to deal.
Look.
And they just little help.
Now we was stuck up there.
Somebody.
You can go, man.
What do we?
It ain't go.
My family's over in the car.
We just need just a little help just get up up the street about seven miles.
That is hilarious.
Man.
Oh, my God.
They're always on the bullshit, man.
Tired of these drug addicts in every goddamn city you go to.
I don't see you some fuck shit.
See the nigga living in a tree.
What happened?
You were living in a tree.
Bullshit.
No, the nigga actually, it was a big-ass, like, a big-ass, you know, like, on big-ass trees.
That'd be, like, outside the hotel where you can actually, like, people go in them and, like, take pictures and shit.
The nigga had a whole little setup in that bit.
And he, like, he was trying to keep people from coming over that bad.
He was talking shit through the bushes.
He wouldn't come out of the bushes.
Get your ass with him over here.
He just talking shit.
It was, man, I say some strange homies.
I was in Chicago.
One nigga had had no shoes.
He just had wrapped his feet up with a whole.
a whole bunch of them, like, Walmart bags
and shit.
Hey.
Homeless niggas out here.
I mean, one time, I've seen a homin'nick.
It was in New York.
You know, it's trapped like a bullfucking.
The shit, tick him out.
This shit, I got a whole dick out.
No, no.
You got that whole dick out of being like a bullfook.
I just so happy to look.
I'm like, oh, man.
God damn.
Amen.
That ain't.
That ain't, bud.
That's what a nix said, fuck your life.
Fuck my life.
Fuck everything.
Move.
I got to pee
And I ain't getting up
Nicky there it is
I'm peed on myself
And on the ground
Amen
I said man
It was a fountain
brother
The niggas just started
Hey man
That just reminded me
In the old
Uptown days
Where it was just homeless
Niggins somebody paid the
Nigger
The way till the show was over
To just get naked
Whatever
It came out
He was naked
He was naked
Man that shit
It was fucking
It was fucked up
But it was so funny, man
Oh my God
These streets are wrong, man
What's something of your favorite
Place of you been that you never thought
You would have fun in?
Man, everywhere
Bid for the hood
Shit, everyone
Everybody's a new play, well
Hey, hey, right, you remember
when you was a kid being from the hood
They're going anywhere
Where they were fun at all
Going to the stone, boy.
All that shit.
Oh, we're going to
That's crazy
A shit
That's a little
For the shit
He can't look for in nothing
I'm so hood
I think I was raised on bags
Of chip
Nigey
Going to the store
And being able
To get a bag of chip
Naga
That was
That was the end
Going to the stove
Being able to get
something
When you wanted
Nigger
What's a premium
You know what I'm saying
Like
I either sat in the car
Or I beg
To just even go in the store
I just want to go in the stone.
I don't want to go in the stove.
I don't want to go to a stone.
I don't want to go to the ugly, that cry, too.
I just want to go to your stone.
I don't know.
I didn't want to go in the stone.
Yeah, man.
Oh, so she's walking slow.
Who'd be out here all day?
Like, get your slow ass in the stone, man.
Hey, man.
For real, bro.
I remember.
like as a kid.
I don't want to go to the stove.
It hurt to cry too.
Hey, man.
I just want to go to the stove.
This can't even go to the stove, bro.
I can't even get out of the car.
Who's an overdose?
Call my door.
I don't go to the stove.
Nake of that was a punishment having to wait in the car.
Oh, no.
Wait in the car, bro.
These kids don't know that about that, bro.
You can't even do that no more.
That's illegal.
Oh, my God.
They don't know nothing about that chance.
Naga.
Deny, I'm in the car.
They get who walk up on for me.
I didn't need a little help.
Dude, get away for my car.
I don't want to go to the door.
You think you gave me this little help.
I just want to go to the door.
Don't look at my car.
I just want to go to this door.
There's nothing in there, bunch of tears, man.
Cheers, man.
I don't get me a little help.
I just want to go to stool.
I'm saying all I'm here in a little help and just trying to get a marriage.
She only love me.
I don't love her.
I don't love her.
I don't love her.
I don't see my daddy.
Oh, my daddy.
Oh, my daddy.
Oh, my daddy.
Hey, my buddy.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry a little buddy.
Hey, hey, I can tell her.
I can stand her.
Okay.
Don't cry.
You'll be all right.
Ooh, I can't stand her.
Hey, when you finish crying, when you finish crying, you think you can't get you a little.
Oh, I'm going to say my daddy.
Ooh, I can't step her.
Oh, ooh.
Ooh, who, who, who, who, who, who, who,
you crying, damn.
But I used to be one of the painful ass, niggas.
I can't stay her.
I'm going to stay my daddy.
The drug guy, the nigger ain't going to give him.
ain't going to give up.
Hey, a little buddy
when you finish
crying you think
you just give it
just a little help.
Just trying to get
and get on the street.
Ooh.
Nigger.
Going to a stove.
But they don't even
remember that.
That's dumb.
Like,
but they get,
I'm fucking
with a hood chick.
Like,
anytime I'm fucking
with a hood chick,
that's the first thing
I do just to see how
hoods you really.
I always stop
by the stove
and you be like,
you want to say.
Just to see what she's like.
If she don't want
that, bring her back
some skillers.
Or a snickle.
She's getting a snick of
A Skittles anyway
They're always going to go crazy
Any hood and me love Skittles
Original can too
Or the purple bag
I always remember that
They don't understand
These kid got a babe
They don't know
I going outside
Woods to feel true
Naga
What
The moment you get out
The house
And you get there
Outside out
It's all they popping
Kids don't go outside
No more
When I was a kid
I was running
The whole enterprise
Outside
Nigger that's what
My office was
I felt like
I want being the person I'm supposed to be
if I want to outside.
Oh, man.
I'm in the house.
Going in the house was the punishment.
Going in the house, you missing out.
Oh, everything.
That was the ass whooping.
Go in the house.
What I do?
I do want to go to the dude.
I lose.
I'm going to be outside.
Nigger.
It 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
But the fuck the up part about going in the house
is you was going to ask to go outside
to more time.
You come?
You weren't just about to.
Stay in?
Hell no.
You're going to ask
to outside
when you're going
the house.
What?
I'm sorry.
What did I do?
I was
all right
kid that
I already asked
what did I
do?
What did I do?
You should have
did that?
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
No.
I don't want
to go to the doom.
You're stupid.
I was like,
I don't fucking know
what I did
wrong.
I just want to go
to the stove.
Brody.
kid, bro, they got it made, bro.
Right, man.
What's the old shit you remember, like, growing up?
Growing up.
Going outside was a privilege.
I was taught.
Nigger.
Going to the stove, I was top.
But, see, that's what I'm saying.
When I was growing up, I was the nigger that everybody came and got.
Like, it wasn't fun until I came outside.
Okay.
I had all the toys, all the bikes, all the bullshit.
All the walking, talkies, all the guns, all the water guns, all the motherfucking
power
three-wheel
or four-wheel
of shit
scooters
everybody used to
man all the
cuck up
I ain't even woke yet
he ain't got his clothes
though
he'll be out there
a minute
I used to make
them niggins
because they ain't
know what I was
coming out with
I had options
they didn't know
if I was gonna be
on my big bike
or my scooter
or my motherfucking
big wheel
or I might even
pull out my
four-wheeler
my power wheel
four-wheeler
or
I might even hit
them niggins
with my power wheel
I had the three-wheeler
I had the three-wheeler
and the four-wheeler
nigga I was living
ghetto magnet
skateboard
Nick I had
22 wrestling men
with the ring
100 G-I-J-Jos
200 Nintendo tapes
as anybody I grew up with
nigga we was ghetto rich
damn
ghetto rich
I still got
I still got over
200 Nintendo tapes at my mama house
I had to
I had to go back
and look at my
childhood to be like,
nigga, we was ghetto
magnet.
Me and my brother
used to shit on
them poor-ass
nigga.
Nigger, I used to
wait three, four years.
If I wanted something,
I got a three, four
year later.
Nigna, we had
enough rest,
every time they had
WrestleMania,
we had enough
wrestle, me and figures
to know how to shit.
We used to simulate
the shit.
We had this nigga
just over there.
We had all the shit.
All the Ninja Turtles
and all their different
outfits.
See, I had a,
I had a board
with two
wrestling
Yeah, we had a Ninja Turtle Vane.
That was it.
Anybody who grew up in the early 90s
would tell you what it was like
to have a motherfucking real live
Ninja Turtle van with a top come off
and then all the doors open,
nigger, and the wheel pop,
and then you could hang all the minute.
Shit was gangster.
Damn.
Me and my brother was living.
Y'all had it.
We had it.
BB guns.
I remember when scooters came out.
I got my scooter later.
Footballs and shit.
Bro, I got my scooter later, bro.
Let me tell you what happened with me, bro.
I was one of the first niggas in the hood.
I had my scooter so long.
before everybody else had theirs.
They thought my shit was from Japan
or some shit.
My shit was so clean.
Nika, everybody on bikes now.
And I'm my only one with the scooter.
So everybody would be gone.
Now, the scooter only last 45 minutes, bro.
We ride it two, three hours.
Get with the judge stupid and got stuck
because my scooter, my battery died.
I'm going to tell you how I got my scooter first.
My grandma used to play cars, right?
She said, if I win at the car game tonight, I'm going to buy you a scooter.
She won, nigga, we got up that morning, got my motherfucker scooter.
I picked it out.
That bitch was blue with the white tires, with the brakes on that bitch.
Nigger, I was going crazy in that bed.
When I pulled it up and I, like, I got up early that morning, I was outside before everybody posted up with that bit.
Can I ride your scooter?
Hell, no, skirt it off on them niggas fast as hell.
Hit my brakes.
Bro, we were all way back around.
I ain't even ride by them, nigg.
Got the hell on.
Got the, on my scooter, man.
Ain't bullshit.
Road that bitch about two hours when they put it up.
Came back out on my motherfucking Huffy.
Oh, you're the niggins.
Huffy with the black, it was blue with black tires, nigg.
Oh, you're the nigger.
Come on, man.
I ain't, I ain't get all my shit to let it.
Did three laps in that bitch and put it up.
I ain't get all my shit to later.
That she used to piqued me all.
Come on, man.
We was doing it.
These niggas couldn't even play kickball unless I left.
Let him use my ball, bro.
Sometimes I ain't even play.
I just used to watch my ball.
I ain't going to kick my ball like that.
I was petty as a kid.
That's why I'm a good comedian.
I just thought about all this shit, bro.
That's crazy.
Bruh, football game.
They got to come get me.
You know what?
Because you got the football.
I got the real football.
They don't want to play with the nerve.
Damn.
You were the man.
Can we see your football?
No.
But I'm the captain, though.
Oh, you want them niggins come out with the football
And they play football, y'all, let's do it
It's either that or play with that whack-ass nurse ball
Come on, man, and we need another captain
Who hell, Captain?
I got the biggest yard
If I say no, you got to play in the little yard
Okay
Come on, man
Knock on your door, you already know what time dear
Pet Ed Carlo
Got got all the shit
Say no to me, watch you have a terrible week
Because you ain't got nothing to play with
That shit, you're crazy with
Your punishment is for you to go home and play with your toys.
I didn't cut you off.
It's 22 wrestling men.
I don't have 22 for him.
That mean we got four-fire wrestling men a piece.
Fucking with me.
Can you spend the night?
No, my birthday party lit.
We got peace of her coming all night long.
It's three-four piece of deliverers.
We got 22 movies.
We're about to watch movies until we throw up.
We got me reminiscing my mom.
I got air-child.
Nick.
Birthday?
Birthday?
Two birthday cases.
Oh, shit.
I grew a ghetto magnificent.
I was going to do, oh, I was going to say my daddy.
I had hood credit when I was a kid.
My auntie wasn't the candle lady, bro.
I could just, my face card being good.
Bro, you're good.
You can smoke and get eaten.
Man, walk up.
Hey, Auntie, get the hood.
Get you something off the table, babe.
All the candy laid out on the table.
Can I have a piece of the cup?
What?
Take your brother one.
What?
You know how old folk go to the bootleg?
I came to get an ice club.
Get me a quarter.
Nigger.
We was bawling.
Old folk go to the bootlead like a motherfucker like how can you go to the can't lay?
My grandma was the bootleg later.
Yeah.
Bro.
You just already had it in.
Mm-hmm.
I see what going on.
She used to wait to Sunday and sell all the bill
because all the stores.
And when I was growing up,
the stores and sell bill on Sunday.
Mm-hmm.
So she was selling bill all day.
Ben had money.
Anybody stand up there?
Who that?
See, that's why we got to deal.
Mawattuckus squeaky?
That ain't got that fire.
That's enough about me.
I've told you all the ghetto secrets.
Oh, that's a little bit.
Bro.
I'm just saying, rip him this is like, damn, man.
I used to play football and anybody else.
She should be lit, bro.
They used to have to come.
I had real helmets and shoulder pads, bro.
What?
God damn, Lord.
Now, you take the just two damn far.
All right, man.
He had no real helmets and shoulder pads.
I put my right-hand to God on all this, bro.
My right-hand-to-goat.
You have to take it two-downs far now.
Next time you see my dad.
So you're coming out is Julio Jones.
Next time you see my-in-the-s street.
Next time you see my dad ask him.
Now, not only did I have a pair for me, I had three or four pair.
Real shoulder pads.
Real helmet.
Thipad, real cleats.
Nick, I had a guitar.
A real...
I had four or five real drum set.
I was supposed to be a musician, for real.
Nick, I had everything growing up.
This nigga is goddamn...
Bob, Marley, and Prince.
But we lived in the project!
I don't get this...
I had all kinds of shit.
I'm the only nigga in my project
that had a remote control car.
When I took this shit outside, it blew niggas mind.
I bullshit you not.
This was...
I'm talking about...
one with no cord.
Yeah.
When niggas saw that shit go down the street,
a nigga, oh, man, what the fuck is that?
I ain't never seen...
No, please just let me touch that, mother.
I swear to God on my mama, bro.
I swear to God.
The shit was like that,
because, you know, shit was new back then.
I know, but I'm saying,
even though it was new,
niggas had never seen it before.
Yeah, not in the hood,
because I ain't get no more control car.
Because I played with somebody else's shit.
When Christmas came,
motherfuckers used to come over my house
and play with my shit
and leave their shit at home
this is all shit
bro remember this clip
next time y'all
see my father asking
on Christmas day it'd be
20 motherfuckers at my house
my mama walk in my room and say
y'all ain't getting nothing for Christmas
oh yeah we're just like this
we came to watch Carlos play this Sega
I swear to God
I promise you're like yeah man they would come
over my house
they would come over my house
They would come over my house
every Christmas just to see what I got
That's, I was the only
I'm gonna be one of your friends that hit your blood too
This is real
This might sound crazy as fuck
But I'm the only nigga
That I know from my hometown
That had a robot, nigga
A robot
You ain't had on that robot
I swear to God I had a robot
I take the shoulder pads
Because you probably play it on a couple of teams
And you probably had a pickup truck
You stole some shoulder pad
So I don't understand that
But he had a goddamn robot
Okay
You had that many plugs
And plug up all these little shit
Watch this shit
All them got them got them games
I'm a prud and robots and shit
You got to prove me
I'm a prillooed you
Coyard
Hey I'm recording the 85 South show
Right now
These niggas don't believe
I had a robot
When I was a kid
Tell these niggas, bro
I told you, nigga had a robot, man
I told you, nigga
You said a motherfucker with a remote control
Yard, when I was a kid
You had a little ball kick
Yard
You don't call to that robot
That's what called
When I was a kid
Did I not have a real helmet
Real shoulder pants
Real thigh pants when we play football
49
Told these niggas
bro I was just telling these niggas by
many toys I had, they think I'm bullshit.
Did I not have 20 wrestling
men action figures when we was kids,
niggins?
That's at the least.
Every one of them.
Colo had a real drunk shit,
and you know like the fucking baby juice.
Kyle come through the middle of the drum like animals.
I told these, they do not believe my life, dog.
They don't believe this shit is...
Yard, on Cripp.
Yard.
Yard, how many niggas can't?
over my house on Christmas to see what I got.
I don't believe that robot shit.
That everybody in the whole neighborhood at my house just to see what I got for Christmas.
Nigger, I had real boxing gloves.
I had real boxing gloves like six pairs.
Yeah, he had a pair of Mike Tyson on it.
Wasn't no real Mike Tyson.
Come on, man.
I had a Michael Jackson karaoke machine.
He said it.
He said it.
He was a little tight.
A little bike
Y'all
This is the last thing
I'm going to ask you, nigga
will you tell these
niggas that I had a bike,
a scooter,
a power wheel,
three-wheeler,
and a four-wheeler,
and a motherfucking
big wheel.
Thank you very much.
These niggas don't,
they think I made up my life.
I told these niggas
I was Project Rich when I was growing.
This nigga D.
This nigga D.
D.C. still don't believe
I had a robot, bro.
This nigga D.C. still don't believe I had a robot, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
With the remote to go to this nigga,
and the motherfucker was taller than me.
He had that old-foot robot.
Come on, brother.
A big man, I had a real motherfucking robot.
I told you.
What he were doing?
Man, it was just a fucking robot.
That motherfucker was gone.
go all around the room, Nick.
It was shit you can do to it.
Come on, man.
You had some shit that were walking.
Yes, my nigga.
I told you.
This was in goddamn 85-86.
All right, man.
I'll hollet you later, y'all.
I just touched the Georgia line.
Bet.
Yeah, boy, I'm supposed to have you good cocaine.
Brough.
Good.
They made you shriezy.
My life.
I can, every part of my,
everything I tell you, nigga,
he's a habit or it's about to happen.
So when they got Pope?
We ain't never been Pope.
I ain't never been poor.
Like, we always lived in the project
and we always stayed in the hood.
Okay.
But I always had more shit
than every kid in the neighborhood.
Okay.
You joke for it was like,
I'm going to make sure my baby
ain't going to feel the living
of being in the project.
That's what I'd be telling you, man.
My mama was a shit.
My mama stayed in the hood
because she was a hustler.
And my daddy was just a real.
a street nigga.
He was the type of
nigga be shooting dice,
shooting pools.
He ain't never really
fuck with the job too tough,
but he always was straight.
He's gonna have some money.
But he wasn't,
he ain't never sold dope.
He just was a street nigger
who know how to get money
in the hood.
Always on a hustle,
bro, so yeah.
My whole family like that.
That's why I ain't never
get to sell dope and shit like that.
Because all my folks
really stole all the dope
and they were like,
no, don't do that.
You can't even,
ain't nobody even going to steal you the dope
because they already know it's us
it's us so no they were like if I see
if I see you wish some dope I'm gonna ask you
who you got it from and I'm at
and I'm gonna beat their ass
and I was a young nigga so I got up at that bitch
and then you know came to Georgia
and it was like I'm about to do this comedy shit
because if I stay around here
now I'm growing they can't tell them what you do
and ain't no opportunities around this bitch
so I left I had to go make some
and now you're doing Joe
slanging them
Hey man, tell these folks some shit before we get the fuck out of here, man.
We've been talking for a long.
We've worked here.
Shit, they better get the motherfucking tickets, I'll tell you that.
Any projections?
Anything you want to say?
Bro, let's, before we leave, we got to talk about how live our live shows are.
We're sitting there, everybody trying to get them, snatched the format.
You know, speak on how live, the 85 show.
I mean, what they see is what it's been done and what's being happening.
You know what I'm saying?
There's what's going on.
And if you were, I guess, however that shit just came out,
however, what you see is what's going and wasn't happening.
What would you say is your favorite live show moment?
I found you.
Mm-hmm.
It was my favorite live show moment.
But I can't say that.
I want to say that was my life, that was my favorite live show moment as a group.
Mm-hmm.
Because it's like, damn, look what we done did.
You feel, but like, even though the love, you know what I was getting?
It was just like, bro, we did this shit, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there's some 85, I'm so, shit.
Like, whee, this shit is lit.
You feel me?
But I can't say what's one of my favorite moments
because I don't have a special connection
with every city we don't been in.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Everybody, I think the Huntsville was kind of like,
what's some, like,
we was in our bag.
I don't know what the hell?
That show, that startled.
What was that Huntsville?
Birmingham.
I just get Alabama confused.
All that's the same.
All that's all that.
We stay in the bag.
That start on them, it was just like, shit.
You know what I mean?
We just created magic every show.
Like, every show was so new, and then we just had magic.
You know what I mean?
We were going so hard, because we had three shows.
We had three shows.
We went crazy on all three, you know what I'm saying?
They showed us that love.
They did.
They did.
But I feel like every, every.
The All the Cities is like, I got to show love to all the cities.
Because we had that moment.
They watch them, and now they'd be like, they'd be like, they'd be like,
They ain't going to show more love than us.
Yeah, yeah.
And y'all got to come out and we're going to give it to you.
We've been loved them.
But I feel like every city give us that special.
We love each and every one of y'all.
A lot of the city that just love y'all.
I love each and every one of y'all.
I do, too.
Because y'all come out and send them bitches out.
I do, too.
I love all the fine women that comes in.
Yeah, I love all the cougars that come out, especially your crowd.
Oh, my God.
I love your crowd.
My crowd, they're young and ratchet.
Yes.
That cool.
I love them all of them.
of your age and by
50. I ain't 50
but goddamn. The motherfuckin
going to watch this and think I'm 50. God damn
it, D.C.
I'm, shit. I ain't that
goddamn. Look 50-year-old be coming out.
They'd be like, because you're still a young
nigger to them.
Exactly. You feel? So they'd be like,
I'm what I was that? You see how that shit work?
I'm a young nigga to some bitches
somewhere, too.
You see what I'm saying? So it's like,
when you bring them out, they're like,
well, lozat's that.
You're a young nigga. I'm just a young
Like, they're looking for the young name.
They ain't looking for the young young day.
They got mood.
Chicken tenders, chicken nuggets.
Oh, my, uh, man.
Come out, man.
Put it on.
But, yeah, man.
I feel like I'm just ready for the next shows.
For the next city that we got coming up.
We got to go to Dallas.
That way, Dallas.
We got it.
We're coming.
If y'all don't cool the fuck out.
We're coming, Dallas.
Dallas, oh, man, we ain't been to Dallas.
It's turned to threats now.
For real?
Yeah.
One niggas didn't box me.
They were like, oh.
So you niggas only do shows down.
South. That's everywhere. That's everybody.
I don't have people in Pittsburgh.
We ain't going to be able to be a bird.
We ain't going to. Then I have niggas who
we would just leave the state.
We just left. We're just
left. They know we ain't coming to.
We ain't up in the West.
Lake City, Utah.
That probably ain't.
I feel like we're going to go to Utah, man.
If we can get a snow edition.
85 South show snow edition.
What do I do, man? Why go snowboard?
Bro.
This is all we get. This is all we.
It's all the shit we need to do.
We need to go to a guy.
We need to do about a three-day weekend at a ski lodge.
We need to go on a cruise.
We need to go to Africa, first of all.
Got to hit the motherland.
We got to go somewhere with some fine-ass women.
I don't know where it is.
We got to take a sad chick somewhere or something.
Preferably some ones who got their own money.
So they could take us.
We can really feel successful.
Mm-hmm.
I'm ready.
We gotta do some shit on a beach somewhere.
I'm with that.
We need to go to somebody family reunion or we need to throw a cookout or some shit.
We need to do something with a barbecue.
Yeah, some shit outside.
Oh, we did a push up on one.
Block party or something.
Go to the hood, right there, go to the project.
We need to do a little dispensary.
That would be, like, a little small, intimate show.
Probably about 30 people or something.
Just do, like, a live show.
Maybe with, like, 10 or 15.
or something just to record a podcast in the dispenser and try all day week
I'm with that.
That'll be a dope-ass thing.
We should go to a six flags when he get back a hotbed.
That'll be funny.
You too old to go to see a flag.
You are.
You're a nigga.
I'll go.
He ain't riding on riding.
They got rid of all that shit.
How are you going to tell me how old?
Man, after that fur years, you're going to be like, huh?
Ain't getting on down.
Another road.
I'm going to be on that bitch.
You're going to be like, boy, they're that lad ride.
I'm like, yeah, this is my last.
I have been holding my nuts like this, bro.
Hey, well, I'm telling him, bro.
A roller coaster different, oh, gee.
Hey, man.
How old you think I am?
You about 30.
I'm 35.
Yeah.
I'm tired on a roller coaster, and I know if I'm tired.
You ain't, boy.
You're tired after that first roller coaster.
You'll be like, look, I'm going to buy the photo cake.
Nick, I'm 30.
I do the same shit.
I just go to sleep after everything.
All the old nigga fire, turkey legs and phone a cake.
Nick, first of all, anybody
Anybody tell you when you third enough
You're gonna eat before you leave anyway
That's the enough
Because we can't just eat everything
We're shit
Colo B eat all the wrong shit
It's hot in here
They got orange juice
You like drink orange juice
And a photo cake
No, nigga
What are you hot for
Hey man, stop putting out for some information
Nick I don't drink orange juice
They're my last one right here
I don't drink orange juice
or lemonade
hell no
orange juice is
terrible for
antsy refluck
I did
I didn't drink
I did not drink
orange juice
fuck this shit
I can't eat
I can't
you know how
I used to try to be hard-headed
and drink
orange juice
I know
the breakfast club
in a view
about to hear three million
views
what do you mean
the breakfast club
is only at
three million views
that's it
no just playing
shit at three million
bro you fuck with the
He was nuts on that beer.
For real?
That shit was funny.
I fought with a briff of a club.
I think I've watched it
about 30,000 times in my damn said.
You did your shit on that motherfucker.
No, you were doing your shit.
I was cheering.
I was kidding.
You were doing your shit on the other.
Man.
$3 million.
That shit looked good.
You fucked with it.
I fucked with the $3 million.
Shout out to everybody who fuck with us now.
Shout out, man.
You know what I mean?
All the people that come fought with you,
your boy, you did?
Yeah, boy.
And then, and then, bro, I had.
posted the clip today.
Give me some of that
pussy, baby.
Give me some of that pussy, girl.
People fucking with it again.
I'll be in the roach song,
Airwold.
Everybody held it roaches.
Bro, you was killing,
because you were singing your ass off on that.
That shit was so crazy.
Help me!
That nigga said,
I remember I said that roach felled
in a candle.
You know who?
You see, saw the roach fell in the candles,
Oh, yeah.
Nigger.
He was burning, nigger, looking at me like, nigger.
That nigger looking at me like, yo, help me.
That shit hilarious, bro.
I'm like, no, motherfucker.
You're fin to swim today, bitch, in that good-ass jacuzzi bag.
Hey, man.
We've had a lot of hits in this.
Yes, we did, we did.
9.2 a.m. Rebel Radio.
Hey, man, this is the trap, though.
You think the next studio is going to let us cut up like this.
I don't know, because the mic is broke.
I'm damn there chasing the mic.
Look at my shit.
My shit would look like it was on Reading Rainbow.
I'm over here chasing the mic.
This microphone looked like,
we interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special news bulletin.
Lookin' ass, Mike.
I've been chasing this mic the whole damn time.
Hey, man, what type of holes you like for the 2019?
2019.
What type of holes you like?
on for the 19 regular bitches man what is regular just just cute and the
fay man just woke up this morning and just looking how she looked mm-hmm they're
cute and the fade man that's amazing cute and the fay got a job
staying out my way man like what kind of job you don't think that's gonna get
annoying what her job no I want a bitch to work but what if she got a bullshit job and
you know she ain't making no money and then that when you boss up you're gonna boss up but
What if she don't have no boss skills?
She'd just be lost.
That means that way you just go on to the next one.
Damn.
Yeah, a bitch, can't be saved, man.
A bit can't grow with you.
You're right.
You're right.
You know what I mean?
No matter how you like a bitch, you're like, ah, this bitch.
They don't be said sometime to see women choose the whole life, though.
I didn't see any niggas in the boat like, just give me your hand.
And she'd be like, no.
And then you found her this bitch, you can kind of swim a little bit just enough to get
to the next nigga boat
That's how she do
They just want to
They want the fad life
Why is that shit so
Because you got to think about it
The Instagram
I made it look good
You know what I'm saying
Instagram is a bitch
Instagram got everything
Fucked
And lame niggas
With money got shit
Fuck though too
Because they have the whole
Get thinking
They could
They be doing all that sucks
With them lame nigg
But you
That's the thing about it though
Even now
With the social media
The lame niggas
With money, they do lame shit in public
To try to make it seem okay
So now that they then made lame shit
socially acceptable
But then you got other people who
Who accept that shit
I'll be right up on the lame at common
Like I see ya boy
We're living in a time of suck of shit
And you know what time that means
We just need
To take him a church
Jesus on the way
Jesus on the way
Listen, this is the 85% show
We don't know where you get your salvation from
But just get you some
Let me talk to the motherfuckers for a minute
D.C. It's been a minute
I'm out
Where are you going?
How?
Fuck it, me too. I'm out too. Fuck it. We out.
Ain't shit else to say. You heard what we said.
Now if we have to come back in here and do it again
It's all your fault
God damn it
I told you get old thing
You got to think of you with that sick flag
Shut the fuck
Shut the fuck
You tired of hell
Shut up
Can't even keep up with everybody
Yes the fuck I can
Why you're walking so goddamn
Man?
Lo's all the way to keep
Hey man
I didn't go to the bathroom
I got to pay man
We've been there 20 minutes
You think of that peeve folk time
Every time we get out of roadcrow
He got to go through the back
Yeah
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