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And then I'll be on World Star
Man fuck that bitch-ass nigga
Man nigga told me he want me to do some date
Off of me a thousand dollars
Man the nigga ain't who he said here
The nigga really a nice guy
Yeah I put you at yeah nigga
32 32 dude why
That's where the nigga stay at
You can't get in there because it's the gated community
Yeah nigga I put all this
I think your volume is right that's your volume right there LeVar right there that's your that's your
volume Nick just said fucking like the mic level is on it oh that's so nice you like it I am bro I saw the
vision I don't watch all these episodes I just see the vision Nick I'm not trying to tell you
what to do I'm trying to show you how to get on bro move that shit out the way move to power
Look, Lowe's watch game film.
God damn right.
Loz watch game film.
I saw what he was fucking up.
This thing put a Sharpie on his TV.
He thought it was a race.
Hey, you get that's a real sharpie.
Let me tell you, let me tell you when I went last call him.
Shit.
I remember you when the motherfucker fucking beard was dry, Nick.
Shut up, digger.
Niggas always want to bring up old shit.
You remember you that no more?
You remember you was fucked up, nigga?
Hey.
You was blind and one out?
Shit.
Remember that bitch got in a gunner real about six?
seven years ago on December 8th.
What the fuck, bro?
What happened to confidentiality?
You know what to get this?
Yeah, I'm with you.
Hey, you remember that time you shit on yourself?
Nick, threw up, they had to throw up in the hat and put the hat back.
Are you remember that shit?
I did.
I didn't put it back on, no.
I didn't put it back on, though.
I did do it up in a hat up in a hat.
I did do up in the hat.
Nigger threw up in the hat.
Put the hat back on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hey, man, don't tell us how to run our goddamn show.
We've been doing this shit for 50.
the episode. That's why
we don't like having guests.
Huh?
Livargoe keeps suggesting
and rolling between a minute. Good.
Nicar, we got 30 minutes worth of shit already.
You don't know what we might do. Delete that
shit. Delete that shit.
Delete that shit.
I'm not playing with you, piggy.
85.
85.
Now, welcome back. This is the 85 South Shore.
It's your man, Carlos Miller.
It's your boy DC.
Clayton English, yeah.
Hey, this nigga finally doesn't start coming to work on a consistent basis, bro.
The fans all on YouTube talking about, hey, man, y'all need to add Clayton to the show.
This nigga been on the show since the first episode, man.
He just like, he ain't coming to every goddamn episode.
My nigga D.C. Young Flatback in the studio, hell going on, way.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here, come to work.
I'll be like, I'll be like, all right, shit.
Yeah, come.
Man, we can't even get motherfuckers.
We can't even get motherfuckers to come to work at day job.
That shit crazy.
I was doing some before, and y'all know we don't plan this shit.
We work a lot, man.
We work a lot, man.
This shit like being on firemen.
It's like on call.
Yeah.
Hey, it's a fire.
Can y'all put it out?
No.
Not really.
I got burnt up fucking with me.
Yeah.
I can't make it today, goddamn.
I believe it's two D.C. young flies.
Nick, I be on Instagram.
This nigga got a show at Minnesota and Tuscaloosa, Alabama in the same night.
I'm like, nigga, it ain't no.
These pictures.
Oh, ain't no way in the fuck this nigga did all these shit.
I make it work, baby.
In one night.
You can clone yourself?
Yeah, yeah.
I made a word.
I did a whole show on the phone, and they just put it on the goddamn screen.
This nigga here, man.
We got a guest in the studio with us today, man.
Who?
Hey, people always ask us why we always talk about growing raw and shit.
Because we got a homeboy that's a real motherfucking pharmacist.
And he'd be putting us up on all the cures before a nigga even start coughing.
Y'all start.
Right now.
Nigel, this is my motherfucking homeboy.
You know a comedian.
Hey, Miller Light, stand-up comedy champion.
All top.
Hey, plastic cup boys, been on the road with Rickie Smiley.
This nigga's just a funny motherfucker.
Y'all show some love.
LaVar Walker.
Yeah.
LaVar Walker.
What it do?
What it do, man?
I'm happy to be here, man, with the, man.
Y'all brothers are just superstars, man.
Man, we ain't shit.
Come on, man.
Some of the lesson just to be in y'all present.
Hey, man, I still said we.
Come on, man.
Cut the pleasantries.
You know what it is?
Give us some of that shit in the back of the pharmacy, man.
I'm telling you talking about.
We heard activists ain't all the way gone.
It ain't act even.
No, we got it.
Man, give me something.
My depression, my nigga.
I'm just playing.
We don't condone.
Nah, you laugh.
We condone the fuck out of that shit, nigga.
That's what the podcast is for.
Niggas who's sitting around getting fucked up.
That's the main ingredient.
Ain't it cold on?
Exhale, motherfucker.
Exhale.
Yeah, man.
Levoire, you came on a very dope-ass day, man.
You know the 8-5, 7.
show we can talk about whatever the fuck we want to
whatever's on your mind. Just let it
go, motherfucker. Yeah, this show
is for the people, bro, so that's what we're doing
it for the day. Our people
because it's a certain, it's a certain type
of motherfucker that listen to the 85
sound show. Hey, it's, I'm talking
this show, this podcast is for business
who get half, they have braided, they didn't have
to go get some more weave to get the other half
done. There we go. Viches who don't plan
shit. There we go. We got our
own audience, my nigga. All right,
this podcast right here.
This show is for bitches to get that flukin every week.
Every week.
We don't know what the fuck die flukin is.
Now you got to tell us what da flukin is.
No, no, look, we might see it in the pantry.
Dipluptu is like some anti-fluous shit.
That's an antifungal used for bacterial vaginosis.
So when a pussy stank she used that die flukin.
That's why we brought you on here, bro.
We need to know what medicine needs on.
That time I ran to some hot five pussy.
How you cure it?
How you cure a yeast roll.
Cure that yeast roll.
Yeah, man.
I don't know what the fuck.
Hey, you had to tell us.
You saw a bitch with a yeast roll?
Come on, man.
So is it like, is it like this?
No, I ain't ever seen it.
A bitch with a yeast, but she can make beer with her pussy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a lot of hops.
Damn.
Barley.
Hey, man, y'all getting real sick with it, man.
It's right now with that Flukers, like, they're so crazy.
Give me my cream.
Is it a cream or is it a cream or?
a pill. And I just need to tell me,
you know, I had one lady come in and ask
me if she could take a plan B
every day. What are you
doing, ladies? That's too
many bad decisions. Your pussy
is a cemetery.
You can't beat this shit
like serious. And if you're trying to
sneak and come in there and buy them plan B?
I know when they come to plan B.
Because a girl always got on some jogging pants
in the hood. Looking like a killer.
What's it called? The plan B.
They're out in B, niggas, with a fucking bonnet and a hood.
And they're looking like rabbit all got their eight-bile.
Oh, hell no.
They'll be rabid.
Come again?
There's fom it on a shirt already.
Seaming on a sweater already.
Palms are sweaty.
Hey, they'd be coming up humbled.
And my like, excuse me?
I'm like, yeah.
Y'all got some family.
You're going to act like you on hair.
And I'd be like, what?
How many do you need?
I said, what?
Do y'all have something?
I can't hear you.
Do y'all have some playing, bees?
Yeah, bitch, right behind you.
Oh, shit.
Hey, shout out to everybody who's taking that die fluking.
Is it a pill or a cream?
It's a pill.
It's a pill.
Shout out to the dudes that take it too, just in case.
Nake, if you're a dude taking that shit,
you'd better go get your shit cut off.
You're talking about 150 milligram.
Why, you're going to die, bitch?
Damn.
I'm scared of a 10 milligram, bitch.
Speaking of that flukin,
Hey, Brazil is giving away
450,000 condoms
for the Olympics, bro.
That ain't shit.
My got their clinic
just gave out 100,000.
Wait, wait, wait.
Are they doing that?
How you got your own clinic, though?
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Every nigga comes out
with a brown paper bag,
they just got a bad full of rubber.
Hold on.
We got the commercial
for D.C. Youngfly.
Where is it?
Hell now.
Hey, are you Bernie.
Is someone you know Bernie?
Because sometimes you don't want to say
that it's you.
so you say that there's somebody else.
Just come on in.
The D.C. Young Clide.
Get that dick check.
All girls.
All nurses.
Checking dicks.
And they've seen it all.
You can't surprise them with nothing.
You know why they're giving them condoms out in Brazil.
See, they got that Zika over there.
And what's that going to do?
Who fucking mosquitoes?
The head gets them on.
Shit.
Hold on.
They better give you a full body condom.
Condom ain't going to help you from Zika.
You don't even know you got a bit by mosquito.
You don't even know you got to be looking like beetle juice.
You're looking like beetle juice.
You're looking like beetle juice.
No, it's in pussies now.
That Zika's in the pussy.
Hold up.
Did y'all see this?
They said it was the first case of a woman, Zika, in her pussy.
They said, um, Binyman.
Banyman do got Zika virus.
The nigger head tiny, nigga.
I saw him on the iPhone.
The iPhone looked like it was 10 feet tall.
For real.
That's that small that niggily.
Oh, because he ate the pussy.
Bro, they said Binyman in the hospital with the Zika virus right now.
They're trying to hurry up and get him to cure because he keeps him yelling now.
Zim-Simma!
Who got the cure?
to the Zika.
They say the nigger.
I'm gonna die.
If you don't come, man.
Hey, they say the nigger head is so smart.
They had to get a tea bag and use for a pillow for the nigger.
In a rush!
Get this yellow shit off my nuts.
That niggas head tiny to the bitch.
That niggas shit's small.
God damn it.
His head shrinking.
I need to use a t-bag for a die.
Oh, God.
The nigger got on the motorcycle, got on the motorcycle to put a thimble on his hair.
It drove off
Oh, man
He said, boy, that niggas
He is small in the bitch
Oh, hell, man
That's a tiny head, niggins.
I've got a sleepy insulin, bro.
You do this fuck, bro.
I'm just trying to get it out here, man.
I'm trying to come up, man.
I've been doing this pharmacy college.
Oh, let's do some shutouts real quick.
Shout out to Whitney Denise.
Mariah Easley.
What's the girl named?
Terrace.
That nigga, oh, man.
Pressing.
life story. He told, man, I've been doing this guy.
Yeah, bum.
He's like, yeah. Let's do some shout-outs.
Nigger just cut me all out.
I was standing in front of him.
I was standing in front of a life story.
Bigger, big of fucking that, man.
Give it up for Whitney Denise.
Whitney.
Who the fuck is Whitney Denise?
Whitney.
Why she got two first names?
That is two first names.
I can't tell you her last name.
That's two characters off of different worlds.
You got to be old.
Two different characters.
Hold on.
Mariah Easley.
You know she's fine.
She's sound like she, is she fair?
Mariah Easley.
Let me think of a girl with a fat-ass name.
Girls with fat-A-Ey-A-Easley.
Fat-ass last names or first names?
Let's go with first name.
Big Booty Kim.
Air Hood got a big booty Kim.
Samantha.
She'd be both-legged with her.
Yeah, Samantha kind of like foreign a little bit, but she kind of mixed me, so that she's going to learn.
Not our best pussies go to Heather.
Heather?
I know Heather who played too much.
right now, and I know she got some...
What about Nicole?
If you're listening to bitch, quit playing with me.
Coles be having fat asses.
Yeah, it'd be some fatt asses.
Now, Nicole's used to have them titties.
Nicole's got tini.
But they got them Shemika.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
She got two kids already.
You know, any ass little jazz.
Jasmine's always looking good.
Always.
Bugabelle bell.
Jasmine's got nice booted.
Yeah.
They got butts.
They got butts.
They ain't got tauties.
They say proportion.
Jasmin'amin is a proportion.
Oh, what about Porsche?
Porsche could definitely have a very fat ass.
Oh,
Porsche will fuck you in the living room over her grandma.
What about the hole that will fuck you in the car?
Yeah.
You know, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's them Courtney's.
Courtney.
Cardinal would fuck you in the car.
Or any bitch with a color name like, red.
You look with them reds.
Yeah, red.
That's a hood name.
Or, y'all, y'all.
Or anything that, like, what about the, what about the, let me see, let me see, now.
Slim.
Slim.
What about Alexis?
Alexis got tities.
They don't really have.
Unless you don't want to give you head in the car, that's all.
Here go one right here.
She's Shay.
She rocks pink.
She said, this podcast is visual, big titties and no ass for me.
Shea, Shay, Shay.
Shay was trying to give you a bad night in my dream.
Oh, hold on, can I shout out some real live people?
I know they lie, too, but there's real live people.
I did the show in Dayton.
Ohio, what's up, man?
I'm coming to Toledo, too.
But Dayton, what's up?
Because specifically, I want to shout out a few people.
My dude, tap.
I know that's your name, and that's all I got.
from your name
and it's another dude
they was showing love
they was coming through
they was bringing
they was bearing gifts
bearing gifts
that's what they do
and frankincense
and mer and things
you know
they just treating me
like baby Jesus man
you know
they came through
with all type
of you know
a rumpal pump
my nigga Jerry Brown
my nigga Jared Brown
felt you when you said
if Hillary Clinton
get elected
she gonna outlaw
he felt that shit
he was like
hey he voting for that bitch
shut out to Jerry Brown
yeah nobody
won't that go
put that on the docket Hillary
Man, now we got to get in here and see what's going on with LeVar.
We got to give him his psychosis, see why he chose comedy and shit.
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Yeah, my breakdown.
How I feel when the motherfucking interviewing you were like,
you in the goddamn the doctor room?
I'm like, okay, so how are you feeling, LeVar?
I mean, man, shit, I'm good.
I'm blessed, man.
You know what I'm saying?
How did you get started doing comedy?
That's basically, we got to ask you shit like that.
First of all, I've been doing comedy since kindergarten.
First of all.
Clown and shit, roasting the shit out of niggas.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Doing what I do.
It's just funny, man.
Yeah.
I mean, but I, you know what I'm saying?
Coming up in Chicago, I'd never looked at entertainment as a viable option for survival.
And I was like, I don't want to do that shit.
You ain't never want to be like part of doing the time?
Where you went to school?
Simeon.
See, I thought that.
See, I know.
I do a little research.
I grew up in Chicago and didn't think entertainment
was like, nigga, they had do or die.
You ain't want to pimp a little bit?
What was that like, like you looked like you had a
Jerry crew.
I had motherfucking finger waves.
I was about to say it in the war.
I thought bitches told the one that got finger waves.
I had motherfucking butters, Nick.
You ain't throw back Thursday, that?
I had butters, who did it, though?
Man, the lady named Tony.
Shout out, Tony, right, got that.
Because this podcast is the people that put
finger waves in motherfuckers' heads who don't have hair
Tony on 77th
and Rose, nigger.
None but killers in the basement.
Were they real ways or were they like asses?
Nigger way.
My shit's was whipping.
Fing away.
My shits was whipping.
You hear me?
Damn.
You know what I'm saying?
I couldn't get them done.
My dad ain't won't give me
no more money to get my mother.
Oh, man.
And you know what's crazy?
Tony probably.
You hadn't do it every week.
Tony probably still doing.
Man, no bread.
Man, my shit was fucked up.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
How much was it back then to get finger away?
Man, about 25, that was a lot of money back then.
That was 50 back then.
I got into the fingerways because niggas was heavy on the Duke kits.
You know what I'm saying?
And I put a Duke in my joint and I fried my shit.
So you had a, that was a rescue hairstyle.
Nigger, my shit was hard.
He was trying to save his head.
Nah, but I saw another nigga, he's like, yo, man, you got your Duke whip and you're like,
nah, nigga, he's like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm getting my shit done, you know?
I'm like, word, a little way you got that shit done.
I went over there
and my shit
weapon,
Nick, I thought I was beautiful.
You had
I thought I thought I was beautiful.
Nick,
nigga,
I had to scratch my shit
put that little key
Nick I used to put a little key
in that bitch
and scratch that motherfucker
dog.
He had the haircut
like the white lunch lady
that top black.
I was dirty than a motherfucker
nigga
Tanya.
I was dirty
you want some more
match tight sweetheart?
Shit.
Hey, Nick.
I was a little dirty.
Hey, I was a little dirty.
Hey, I was a little dirty
nigga from Chicago.
She just said a nigga too.
Rocking tile coats.
I had a tile coat
with butters.
That's what they called
back in their butters.
A towel coat.
Like, what's a towel coat?
It's a real towel coat?
You know about them?
Rock a bathrobe right now.
We don't have real winners down here.
That shit like a bathrobe.
Hashtag towel coat.
Hashtag towel coat.
Sound like a robe.
Right now it sound like a robe.
In the 90s, you know what I'm saying
niggas like they take
a towel and you made a jacket
out that motherfucker.
So you had like Mickey
miles
laughs.
You can let a
listen now
it could be like
it'll be like the bears
and all kind of shit
man it was some Chicago
niggas cutting holes in the towel
I got a fucking
towel
okay so the whole
they skin in the towel coat
nigga I had a tile coat
hey man I like the way
you skit that motherfucker man
we're gonna have to get somebody
from Chicago who watched
the show to verify this shit
I ain't never heard it
is the whole is the whole
Is the whole coat a towel?
Like, or is it like, it's a towel?
So, like, you take a towel and you put it on a denim coat?
No, no, no, bro.
They take tile material and they turn that bitch into a whole jacket.
That bad-a-dap-a-towel.
With a zip or a hoodie.
I bet you.
I bet you.
For all that, I bet you to bring it back.
Because look, you can bring it back.
Because look, the Don C snapbacks.
That's some Chicago shit.
There's some drug dealer Chicago shit.
You're talking about getting the gate on everything.
Yeah, because we used to.
That's Midwest.
Y'all used to call them buck 50 hats.
You know what I'm saying?
Because they cost $100 a job.
But not Don C got them cause of $800 or something.
Right.
So niggas get a cap.
You buy the cap that had like some snake skin or whatever on it.
And they had like a clock on that bitch.
You're a bitch of high hair now.
Or a motherfucking nigga get a troll on it.
It was just crazy, man.
Okay, wait a minute.
He's putting us on the Chicago game.
This is old Chicago.
No, because you're super fashionable, dude.
You extra fashionable.
That's because I was hard.
I had no gear growing up.
You were extra fashionable.
You showed up to the shit with the fresh shit.
We did the last comment.
You was talking about my shoes, but your shit.
This motherfucker pulled Giuseppe's out.
He offended the wardrobe lady.
The wardrobe lady was fucking.
I don't even know what I do it for.
It walked off.
I said, God damn.
This motherfucker didn't work.
Could nobody pronounce, man.
I wish I had to let you wham and I would have won, motherfucker.
I tell you that shit.
But no, you weren't the most fashionable cats on the comedy shit.
Because he got money.
That's exactly what I've been talking about.
That nigga always try to flex like he ain't got no paper.
First a nigga I ever seen with some real yeasies.
I'm just a working cat, man.
He got a great job.
He's the only doctor I know that and never seen no patience.
You know what?
I want to shout you out for this because what's awesome is that
you probably didn't broke most stereotypes than anybody in this room.
One, you made out of Chicago, right?
You made it into comedy.
Got on TV doing comedy.
You work and doing comedy.
And you didn't put it in the way.
work to go to school to be a pharmacist and you deal the pharmacy and you ain't and you
still that's that's fucking amazing I don't know nobody else does a farm
I don't know hey look especially at a time right now when black lives matter and shit
what are you saying and he got a real black doctor what are you saying he got three different
black lives you're a doctorate for his golf I have a I have a farm D degree it's a doctorate
and pharmacy don't talk that shit down talk that shit up this the 85 South show
nigger yes the fuck you are no no no when you come on here you are you got a
Tell them, because people...
I'm not a medical.
Tell us why you say that, though.
When that nigger come on here,
your goddamn brain surgery, let us tell it.
Let me tell you.
You're right.
So that time I went to come out with a four-eight.
It's a little difficult to say,
call me doctor,
and you come in the motherfucking store,
and I'm ringing up chips and juice.
Dog food.
I say, you call me a doctor, motherfucker.
While I ring this bullshit up
and give you your medicine.
Let me get a vaccine, my name.
That's why I never really, you know what I'm saying?
Like, be like, oh, I'm crazy.
I'm crazy.
They humbled your way.
Hey, them African motherfuckers, they want you.
I am doctor.
That's like the pharmacy they hit you with that?
No, they want you to call them, doctor.
The Massachusetts, you better call.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I work for these.
That is right.
That's what you're going to call.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
I am doctor.
Yes.
I am Dr. Zambuukukuk, my cocoa.
Like, Mokko, no neck of some muckold.
I'm just in that bitch.
I am a child doctor.
I'm that Shabooley.
Animal doctor.
I'm just trying to get my little money.
I'm just trying to get my little money.
Dr.
Dr. J.
Dr.
Dr. Stretch.
I'm trying to help me.
Dr. Octopus.
Nigger.
That's right.
This fool said,
I can't be no doctor and I'm ringing the
Jesus shit.
My motherfucker.
So next time I see a motherfucker like
I was like, you're a doctor.
She's like, no, I'm a forum.
I'm going to go, bitch, you this shit.
Well, it's the similar to like a.
No.
Like an attorney is a JD, which is a jurist doctor.
I went to that nigger pharmacy.
So they're like doctors.
You know, you call them a doctor if you.
You can get a doctor.
Or a doctorate or anything, right?
Bill Kaspi got a doctorate.
I think he has an honorary doctor.
Yeah.
It's a doctorate.
No, he got a, he got an honorary, bro.
And that shit is crazy, because I heard we can get honored too at one of these schools that are
honored niggins.
So I'm about to graduate in a minute.
That was so.
Phoenix University.
I'm about to be older.
They honor a nigger.
Hey.
My cousin just graduated online and we went to the house, uh, watched her graduation.
You're stupid.
She hit the button and all the cards came up.
I'm like, you just
run a game of solitaire
She printed out the
She printed out the
She printed that degree out
We took pictures
I don't think she wanted to give a solitaire
Hey
You're dumb as hell, man
I'm not to do it
I'm not to do it
This podcast for everybody that graduated
online
You're all laughing at the online people.
My cousin joined the Q dogs online.
Oh, man.
He did.
Are you serious?
He's supposed to go online, not online.
He's supposed to go online.
Where you tell that nigga, he ain't a real Q, he's going to beat your motherfucking man.
He's not.
Any motherfuckers that do that on papers, you ain't real.
Okay, what you say?
That's how they feel, too.
Let me shout out my fraternity.
Shout out to the brothers of Kappa episode.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You're a Kaeper.
Hey, LaVar.
Yo.
Yo.
Yeah, y'all boy, he pushed, too.
Y'all boy eat a lot of booty
That's all that it's up
We are the best
And this is how we do
We eat the booty
I said what about
I said y'all
You stepped
D.C. Young Flats sister got a fraternity
Was rolling dice
The dirty motherfucker
Roll 7 twice
I pulled out my knife
And I cut his head
And all I knew
Was he bled cabaret
Who is
the nigga who wrote that. That's a threat.
Hey, fuck it. I'm not...
You all know I ain't really like
lyrical love. Who is the author who came
up with that shit? Oh, yeah, yeah.
They be stepping to that shit too. Your niggas is
rappers for real. I want to see that
nigga today. The nigga who came up with that
right? I know the next time I shoot dice
and the niggas say that's it. You know, you
heard the one. You heard the one about when I say
I pulled out the night. I got it for you. And I cut
his head. That was me. I got it for you.
I did. Me and Coop de Brow
was at the
I know one thing
If I know if I'm shooting dice
And I hear that shit again
You're talking about some
You roll seven twice
You gonna get the fuck out of that
I'm gonna keep saying other shit
I know it motherfuck
I know it motherfuck
Hey
Did you step with the cane?
I can twirl
You can twirl
I don't like the way that shit came down
This is a real gangstead show
And then you just like
I can swear
Don't fucking play with us
This is the 805 South show
This is for niggas
who don't rap at the police
Because they don't know if their name
I'm gonna come up dirty.
Hey, the 85 South show for motherfuckers who...
We do not condone girl man twirling.
Because they might not know the school shit.
This show there is for the podcast of motherfuckers.
They probably got the school of hard night.
I mean, niggles out there twirl, man.
I don't know what I got down.
85 South show don't got soft.
He's talking about the cane.
Yeah.
That's fraternity people.
And it just looks so smooth.
Hey, what made you join the capers, though?
Out of all the shit to join.
Keep it real.
Keep it gangsters.
I'm gonna tell you.
Because they got all the pussy.
I mean
That ain't played
You know, niggas was smooth
You know, niggas was just smooth, man
You know what I'm saying?
And a lot of my family members
Is Q dogs, you know what I mean?
And I'm from Chicago
And I got tired of being on dirty
I mean, not to say the Q's is dirty,
but you know what I mean?
They're dirty.
They don't know what I mean?
I just like the swag of a new
You know what I mean?
So like when I was a shorthy,
I remember sneaking to this party
and it was a disco ball
And on damn how old
you, my nigga.
I'm telling the disco ball.
It was a disco ball.
Night fever.
Nick, Flashlight was playing.
Nick, John Trubota was there.
Yeah, nigga.
Flashlight was playing.
It was this motherfucking disco ball spinning.
And it was all these girls.
So, like, I moved, I moved.
Look, look, look.
I'm trying to see.
I'm trying to see what's going on.
So I'm moving through the girls, right?
So I look, it's a spotlight on this nigga, dog.
This nigga was twirling that bitch.
I'm like, oh, this second was born.
And they turned it to a bitch.
That nigga twilight, bitch.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
Oh, shit.
And the hose was going crazy.
Oh, shit.
And the shit was looking so pretty and sweet.
I'm like, yo, this nigga.
My nigger.
I was like, man, that shit was embedded.
I was like, I'm going to be a new.
Hold up, Levois.
LaVois.
What that nigg is?
That nigger tired.
He was like, man, what's going on?
You all the hell is going on.
The shit.
That didn't know, like,
Oh, 12, baby.
Oh, 12, baby.
That did sound a little.
Whoa.
Pauls, that did sound a little suspect,
but the shit was just cold.
And then I was in messer and he was 12.
He was 12 and every six.
And, you know what I'm saying?
It's about achievement.
It's about achievement in every field of human endeavor.
No, but your story did make it sound cool and cold.
I can see how, I can see the allure.
Man, you know what I mean?
You can look at the motherfucker, man, that motherfucker, you know, that nigga Cole.
Let me ask you some real shit for real.
We bullshit.
We bullshit.
We're bullshin this 85 Southshund.
Who fuck we do?
Hey, my man.
He's twilight.
Hey, yo, this shit was scratched.
No, one thing I know about the step, because you know how you stepped back in my day, you know what I'm saying.
So I know the cap-a-capa-sai that is?
No.
No, no.
That's from a movie.
K-K-Sye is a band fraternity.
Yeah, K-K-Sye, they're smooth, too.
That's a band fraternity.
Yeah, that's a band fraternity.
And they're smooth.
They're smooth.
You went to fam.
I know, but I don't know all the, I don't know, I don't know the band fraternities.
No, they're serious, man.
Because we didn't have y'all because y'all was thrown off the yard because y'all went, y'all went to ham.
Yeah.
No, KK.Sides.
Let me ask you this, though, LeVar.
Y'all went to some real shit.
It's a, it's a nigger sitting at pharmacy school somewhere right now listening to this show.
You got any advice you want to give to any other young black folks out here.
He better do his goddamn work.
I'm trying to see some real shit.
No, real shit.
I mean, you know, man, just focus, man.
If you deep into it, just go ahead and finish and pursue your dreams, man.
I mean, get the money and follow your dreams if you're not really happy.
It's out there, though.
You got to let them know.
It's out there.
I mean, yeah, it's out here, man.
You know, you just have to believe, man.
Success is the progressive realization of goals and ideas.
what it is.
Told you all this
nigga was swung.
I mean, you know what I mean?
Just do your thing, man.
Just be happy, man.
And just keep striving for greatness, man.
That's all I'm trying to do.
Yeah.
Well, you stupid.
And he said, I can't be a real doctor.
I mean, no, ringing up chip.
I mean, that was a hard, bro.
I mean, that shit was hard.
I mean, pharmacy school was hard
in the muffler because I am a product
of the Chicago public schools.
Right.
And the equivalent, that's like taking,
I'm going to explain this to you.
So you were good at school?
I was cool
Like high school
I was cool
Right
Where you went to college
I went to Xavier
I went to Xavier University
Yeah
So I was
He was a ex-man
But see that's why
HBCUs
is so important
For blacks
Because they bridge that gap
Wendy Williams
You hear this shit
Yeah
I went to fair
You
Because we're trying to say
What we need them
We're lacking
Go ahead
In inner city school
So you take a motherfucker
That's getting
A
It motherfuck
What's the horrible
school here in Atlanta
You're fucking
cream or some shit.
I graduated.
I went to go out of school.
I'm like, I'm like thinking some shit.
You're cram.
Like a straight-A student from there on a national
level is like a D student.
Don't do that because they did give us bookwork
and paperwork.
That's how stuff you don't.
But you don't realize it until you get
into these programs.
You know what I'm saying? So it was like
when I got into pharmacy school and all that shit,
it was like the equivalent of taking
a big fat motherfucker.
right and putting them on a track
with Olympic track stars
and saying,
nigger run and you better keep up.
So what you're saying?
Your job is like...
No, it was just hard to schooling.
I had to, I had to work...
You had to catch up and then catch up.
I had to work really, really hard.
I was playing...
So you were from pharmacy school to Xavier.
No, no, no, no.
The pharmacy school is at Xavier.
Yeah, that's at Xavier.
Hold on, we go, we'll go have a tutorial.
Edit that motherfucking shit out.
This thing is too famous. Delete that shit.
I'm trying to figure out where he's going.
All of a sudden, he started talking about my school,
then he said, Cremm, then Xavier.
No, you just got caught up on Cremham.
He wasn't coming at you.
He wasn't coming at you.
He wasn't coming at you, really.
I swear to God he would.
Xavier has a six-year farm D program,
so I never had an undergraduate degree.
So two years of undergrad, four years of pharmacy school.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
I just had to work my ass off.
So I don't say like I'm the smartest.
I just worked hard.
He just worked he just worked hella hard to ring chips and shit.
You can't really finesse pharmacy, though,
because you've got to know math and science.
You got to know how to divide.
That motherfucker's going to say, give them 80 pills.
I know 80.
I mean, you know, but you can catch a lot.
We catch a lot of, you know, doctors' mistakes
and shit like that to protect you.
Yeah, that too.
Like, what's a doctor mistake?
Tell you take two wrong things.
If that decimal point is off.
Ooh.
Like you said, 150 milligram.
Yeah, I mean, like if you get a prescription,
I don't know.
and, you know, they mess up
right in it or something.
It's off a couple decimal points.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Having a thing in there taking $250.
Yeah, you won't be sick anymore, but you can't stop
shitting. Right. It's crazy.
That's one thing.
Morphine is a motherfucker.
I know you won't be able to come back to cuss me
out, nigga, so you take that shit.
You'll be gone. You'd be out of here.
Hell no, man.
Yeah, that morphine is a monster, man.
You got superpowers, bro.
Who?
That's basically what you're talking about.
You got superpowers.
He could train some shit.
Yeah, that name could get you the wrong shit.
If a bitch ever gave you an attitude at the store,
you should be like, bitch, I'd give her the wrong pills,
turn that bitch into a man.
Did you ever come up here cussing at me?
Bitch.
Why am I going to penis?
Why did you come up here cussing?
Yo, you know what I hate.
It ain't too late, bitch.
I got the antidote.
I was at work.
I got a call from a customer, and, uh, yeah,
I want to know if my prescription is ready.
I said, give me one second, sir.
I'm a woman.
Who's your manager?
Damn.
You almost lost your license.
Give me my estrogen.
Give me my estrogen.
Never assume.
Never assume.
Like shit.
Like, bitch, have you heard yourself?
LeVar, what you started your comedy career off at, bro?
Right here in Atlanta, man.
Well, actually, my last year of pharmacy school, I started in New Orleans.
You know what I'm saying?
Then I moved to Atlanta.
And I started in fucking Atlanta, man.
The old uptown.
The old uptown was gutter.
Yeah.
niggas was dying in that bitch story everybody everybody back to pharmacy school
like when you bought some first car seed i'm starting last day of pharmacy school
that's what my life started what you meet your wife at i met my wife in new orleans
after pharmacy i graduated from pharmacy school no no it was at the end of my run i met a matter
matter of fact i saw my wife i used to see it she worked at the gap i was like man surety fine
I told my man, I say,
yo, that's my wife right there.
You know, you just be talking shit.
Talking shit.
Nigger.
And look at us.
Like, I really told my man that, yeah, that's my, that's the wife, nigger.
And now we.
You did it.
That's dope.
From four to cackies to God damn it.
I know.
I don't know.
Pharmacy shit.
Y'all ball and got a baby.
Anything you want to say to the niggas who listen to this show who ain't like us,
it's a nigga who listening to this show, who in love.
But he listened to this air week and we'd be telling them bullshit.
He's in love with a bitch who ain't.
You got to give him a positive message, bro.
You're his land's hope.
Wait, he's in love or was the girl no good or whatever?
I don't know.
He just be listening to the bullshit, man.
Exactly.
He listened to that shit we say on the show.
You want to try to counter-protest what the shit we're saying?
You, the only nigga that's married.
I ain't necessarily, I mean, man, my wife, my best friend.
You're probably the only nigga that's been on this show that's really in love.
If you find your best friend, I mean, shit.
Like, I don't ever get tired of each of.
Yeah, hell, yeah, we get tired of each other.
Like, that's the stage.
If I'm tired, bitch, I'm tired.
I mean, nigga, I've been married.
Shit, I've been married going on seven years.
We've been together.
This pussy doesn't change so much in seven years, bro.
We've been together since, shit, 0-1.
You know what I mean?
So, hell, yeah, you get tired of all right.
Yeah, man.
But then you wake up and you be like, so that means you listen to this?
You better hold you don't listen to this.
She's all that tired shit.
She's smart.
She got to work in the morning.
So you been, you been sick of me since O-Fo?
No, I'm not, I'm not sick of him.
I was dead before.
pharmacy skills that's just natural
in a relationship you know you're together
with somebody you know you don't
I'm in the moment as nigga
it's work you know I like to end the moment
after that I'm on until the next moment
so whatever ain't young nigga
if it gets tired it don't mean that's
just going to happen I don't even think scientifically
you should I mean nigga
your testosterone levels are probably through
the fucking root that shit is crazy
What would you prescribe this nigga? He just took his
testosterone level he good
crazy part about I be one more
My motherfuckers come to the front of it.
The prescription is testosterone level.
We have to get that to motherfuckers.
I like that.
A lot of men.
A lot of men, a lot of married men old men need fucking testosterone,
you won't be producing that shit.
You start growing titties.
Oh, man.
Niggins be coming to be, hey, man.
How they're out?
Hey, man, I don't you.
Did you all have any testosterone?
Did you all have any testosterone?
That nigga
shoot himself up right there
All right man
I'm out
I'll see you next week
Much better
I'm back
God damn
Nick you start losing
Your bike
Wait a minute
What he sound like?
What he sound like?
In first
Hey man
I want to know
I get my testosterone
Presumption
Fair place
Hey Leval
Let me ask you this
You might know this shit
Because you're a pharmacist
And I know
I know a lot of your
customers
Are old white ladies
What's making them
Bitches live so long
They take it HGH
Bro, I saw an old white bitch
You know what I think is making them live long?
Those white afros, man
You know them old white ladies got them
Them afros
Yeah
They'll be all white.
I think it's some power
They've got their life juice
Them old white women look like poodles
When they come in the house
You ever seen an old white bitch
With that leather hand
She threw that leather hand on the counter
That hand be fucked up
You ever deal with somebody
Who had the shakies?
You stop saying
You always
And you always was trying to answer
and they look like they're saying no.
Can't call it that.
Like, you're okay?
You can't.
Yeah, I did one.
Bitch you're saying no, man.
You're going to get us, fucking suspended.
I did one customer, she got, uh, she got narcolepsy.
Like, dude's big a lot.
So what is narcolemsing and epilepsy?
She comes up her pills, niggas.
She'd be fucking.
Oils and all.
Oh, noxia.
Okay, epilepsy is seizure.
Okay, epilepsy is, you go to sleep.
You know what I mean?
So she, sometimes, if she's out of her prescription,
she's like, hey, you know,
I am.
Call back 16.
Okay, let me get them up.
She sleep on her feet?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, they don't fall over.
My auntie at you shakey.
I don't see so much shit back there, man.
Y'all just don't know.
That's why we brought your shit.
You could tell us about this shit.
Stop doing it.
What's going on?
Hey, you ever walked in house inside your auntie just looking at the TV?
What were wrong, Auntie?
Hey, at one farm is y'all fill in that shit about like a, uh, a psychiatric.
facility, nigga, and I didn't
really know, you know what I'm saying?
And, like, they bring a van
and they let these motherfuckers out and they come
in the store.
And I didn't know this, so I'm at work.
And, you know what I'm saying?
Stop!
Y'all, don't laugh at this shit, man.
You're going to hell, boy.
I'd be telling him all the fucking time,
right?
I'm laughing at me, bro.
I swear to everything, bro.
So, you know what I mean?
I didn't really know, so I'm at work.
It's just a motherfucker's standing.
He had like a big goat.
like one of them big gulps a real big gulp
and he's just looking at me and he's
and I'm like what
I was like is he okay
what's wrong with these motherfuckers standing me
yeah so then I start seeing
three and four people with big gulps because
they must they made another stop
where they let him out and they get
big gulps I mean that's the least you could do you're in
a crazy house let me get a bit gulf
but I didn't know none of these motherfuckers was crazy
right you know what I'm saying so
somebody else came up to me with the big gulp
and they started talking you know real
Hey, how you doing?
Yeah, that's my friend Ken right there.
And then, you know, he's talking to me and shit.
And then I look up and the nurses came
and the nigger talking to me ran the fuck off.
They all got in the van.
And they drove off.
I was crazy.
It's some crazy-ass people.
It's people on a lot of shit, man.
God damn.
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So, okay, since you hear, LeVos, I thought that story was going to be more climatic.
Since you hear, it was going to have a thought he was going to have a, he was waiting.
I was waiting, I thought it was, hey, Claywood was like, hey, Claywood wasn't going to pay all with it.
He was waiting for the pay all.
Oh, so niggins that ran?
Hold up, LeVar.
You got to tell D.C. this shit because what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, fucking, what's that shit?
The shake is. He need to, he need to cure for that shit.
Yeah, I need to know why my uxie got to get to.
Yeah, I can't even.
remember the shit because he keeps saying it.
That sounds like. Parkinson's.
Yeah. So what happens
in Parkinson's disease is
you have acetycholine, you have dopamine.
Shout out the cedar coline.
You know, I can't go tell my auntie this shit.
You know, you got cedeicotein and some
prometezine. Bitch, you need to drink some
codeine and take a nap.
Take that.
He's about to give it to you on the molecular level.
I'm going to talk to you that. On the FOMD level.
Check this out. Remember that. Today we're going to talk
about neurotransmitters. Let's get it.
Acetoline and dopamine, a two
neurotransmitters, acetylcholine
helps me to swing
and move, and dopamine helps me
to slow down. When any of one of those
levels are off,
you start to shake.
You see what I'm saying?
And that is part of it.
I remember I had to feed my auntie a cup of hot coffee.
This nigga here.
When she started shaking, it fell on the
arm and she dropped that motherfucker. That shit was
so funny. Did she burn herself?
She burned. She was like, gosh, and it
fell.
I get ahead
You're the worst
You can't help
But you can't help but drink it
Because you can't
Keep you steady
We gonna everybody
All them people
With them found
So I put it in a squirtball
They're gonna get our show kicked off
The motherfucking asses
Look, D.C.
He's gonna have to donate
Look, I had to put the coffee in the square bar
You're gonna be the one to donate
You're gonna have to donate
This nigga said he put the coffee in his
I'm gonna find it
You just that's dead
You're gonna be
Your movie's about to come out of him
Give us strong.
He got a real movie.
You know, shut out to D.C.
This thing got a movie with motherfucking Danny Glover.
He does.
Danny Glover.
I heard that him and Danny Glover got into it on the set.
Danny, he grabbed him like he used to grab Ms. Ceeley.
I fixed that mailbox.
I heard he kept talking to him like, leave the webb.
No, I swear.
Every time I was looking down, I always think of Rick.
They were like, DC, you got a line.
I was like, oh, shit.
Hey, Flak.
Did you see Malia Obama?
twerking.
Oh, man.
What did y'all think about that?
I don't think it was bad.
That wasn't twirking, bro.
She got a lot of white friends.
Look, look.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't no worse than what really be going on
out there at the schools or whatever.
When they found her twerking in?
And she wasn't doing it on nobody.
Right.
But did you see the picture of her with Bryce and Tiller?
She was lit.
But Bryce and Tiller looked like he was scared to touch her.
Oh, yeah.
Bryce and Tiller had his hand.
And in the one pocket.
I did a show.
I did a show in Martha's Vineyard.
And Obama was there.
And the girls, it's a little place where you get donuts and shit.
And they was out getting donuts in the line, Sheldon.
And I was thinking to myself, whenever I see people like that, my mind just run.
I be like, I wonder what happened if I slapped the shit out of my leave.
Secret Service of shoot the shit out of you.
They outside now.
I know what I mean?
I know I get fucked up.
But I was just thinking, well, just how bad would they fuck that?
you ain't seen there you go right there's another one there's another one too
brus she was high as fuck on that picture i don't know who passed the weed i don't know who
passed the weed to the first daughter but you ain't shit man i ain't saying she might just been in
the atmosphere she looked that skirt up joe she lived that skirt up joe you got to see the other
one yo she looked like uh she liked bryson a little bit though what you think what you think what
you think pop say what you think pop said uh uh malay milia first of all i saw i saw i
You saw the video.
Saw the video.
You were shaking your ass.
I don't think you were talking hard enough.
I don't think you talk hard enough because we are the Obama.
And we can change.
And I think you should do it again.
You were a little bit offbeat, but there's nothing we can't fix.
Talk to Michelle.
He wasn't even talking like that when he saw the video.
He was sounding like a regular nigga.
He just looked at Michelle.
What kind of shit is this?
Look at your daughter.
That's your daughter out there.
That's your goddamn daughter.
Remember you say you don't think she was mine.
He told me to look at your daughter.
That's yours.
That's hilarious, man.
Um, Michelle?
Hell, no, man.
At least it wasn't no, like, yeah, it wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't having fun for a kid.
It wasn't no, it wasn't no twerk video.
You know how many females I know if they skirt up
and there don't be no drawls?
I want to see what I.
They had drawn.
There might have been shorts.
No, there was shorts.
I think they were shorts.
I don't even think they were on songs.
I want to see what Trump's daughter did.
Oh, Trump wife was, she got naked pictures.
She got naked.
That little hairy pussy.
I jacked off the Trump's wife in the early 90s on Skinner Man.
Talk to him.
Late-night Skittamack.
She was in Playboy.
It was Maryland Chambers, Car Wash, 13.
Yeah, Maryland Chambers, Car Wash, 13.
Trump wife, did a little, you know.
I'm sure I jacked off to it.
Skinna Max, baby.
All day.
All day, all they have hair pushing.
After 11.
How many kids is Trump got?
How many kids is Trump got?
He don't have kids, he have gremlins.
He get wet and they shoot off his back.
Damn.
He got a, I don't know, man.
Don't ask me no real questions about that, man.
Don't ask me no question about Trump.
so he started asking, answering questions.
Damn.
I'm a real nigga.
Why you that orange?
Hey, did y'all hit Lil'Bow while
I say he was mixed?
Man, that's a nigga black.
Talking about him,
go through black issues.
That's probably the dumbest shit.
This is a nigga mixed up.
Yeah, he mixed.
People get him mixed up with Lil'Romeo all the time.
You're stupid.
You're mixed up.
Y'all remember they had to be back in the day.
I used to fuck with Romeo.
Damn.
Little Bawa, well, this shows why.
Little Bawa talking about he ain't black.
And then his daddy.
Mama said
No, my son, been black his whole life.
He tried to show his picture his daddy
because he looked like a debarge.
Like, they wasn't black.
So what are you, nigga, if you weren't black?
He was like, nigga, I'm black, so what did they make you?
Shit, don't fuck out a little scheme, ma'am.
Niggas be assuming just because they got a little bit of something.
You know, my mama told me I got a 0.3% Cherokee.
I say, bitch, we black.
Bow wow is mixed with Alabama nigger
and Chicago nigger.
That's what he makes.
By the way, I don't know.
He's mixed with shit.
He mixed up.
I think his strength was in his hair.
Every see he cut his house, he'd have fell to fuck out.
He's been mixed up since JD ain't told him what to do.
He cut the strings off the puppet.
He don't know what to do.
He needs to put up.
He didn't feel off.
The nigga been working.
On CBS?
Yeah.
On CBS, which is why he trying to keep his image.
That's why.
You know, you know 50 cents about to do BMF?
I ain't know.
The show, yeah.
I heard about that.
I'm trying to get in that shit, too.
Hey, just shout out to anybody.
You shoot something in Atlanta.
Put one of these motherfuckers.
Not all of us in the shit.
Oh, we gonna come in red shot.
We don't come in red shot.
I'm gonna take your fucking camera.
I'm gonna call me red shot.
I'm gonna shoot myself in it.
I'm gonna have me a roll.
Oh, my door at the niggas.
Hey, there you go.
Hey, the nerve of these niggas making movies without us.
We're gonna pull up on the set and we're gonna fuck your cameras up.
We need some B-roll.
We want to be heroes
I'm trying to get in see them
Titties on the D-Row.
Okay, slap the director
and the damn editor.
Man, I watch you shooting.
I'm turning depreditor.
Stupid ass.
You ain't put us in a flick.
Damn.
You got bitches sucking dick.
Green room action, crab service was happening.
We're eating all the food.
Crab legs get it crack.
They shoot the walking dead.
You get shot in your head.
They should have put.
Let me, when they needed black people dead.
Oh, hey!
Could have laid there.
So you want to be on the show where they killed black people?
I would have laid there.
Oh, all right.
I would have laid there.
If I don't get a road, it's going to be some dreadhead niggas in the lobby.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
It's going to be some dreadhead niggas in the live beat.
Screaming, I'm telling shit.
Up.
Bubba clap.
I don't give a butt.
I can rap.
I don't ever.
Um-ocl virus
The Zika virus
Everybody got the Zika virus
The Zika virus
Why the niggums got the
Small head
Yeah
How you so T-Rex
Oh shit
This is the 85 South show
The only podcast
That can get you
The motherfucking cure
To the Zika virus
Fucking right-in, nigga
A.k.a. The little head.
So, man, what else y'all got going on?
You know, first of all
First of all
The new season of Wiling Out
is back.
Yeah, bitch.
We're on big MTV.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me pull both motherfucking nuts out.
Not only do, we have Wiling out back D.C.
Yeah, let me.
We have Wiling on tour.
You're looking at two niggas
with two TV shows on two different networks.
Two TV shows at one time.
Two TV shows at one time.
They got two TV shows on one time.
Yeah.
Two TV shows on one time.
There go.
We're going to come on a 10 o'clock.
We're going to come right back at 1030,
I'm 1030
1030
10 left
I'm on both channels
Flip and watch both channels
You see me like
Ooh you're that duplin show
Yeah
I'm like yeah
Shit you already know
Hey
Two TV shows at one time
Two TV shows at one time
Hey two TV shows at one time
Hey two TV shows at one time
Shout out the Nick
That nigga gets rich
I'm about to get a bad new bitch
What time?
I'm about to
I ain't matter yet
I'm gonna have a baby
Baby about the tail come on money
I'm like
Fuck you funny
Better be glad
Don't kill
I ain't really mean that
He used to wear two rubbers
He used to wear two rubbers
He used to wear two rubbers
He used to wear two rubbers
He used to wear two rubbers
But now he's got two shows
And the baby on the way
He don't even wear the rubbers no more
He don't even wear rubbers no mo
Nick don't even wear rubbers no more
Call me Rawls
No more
Nick ain't wearing a rubber no mo
I ain't wearing no rubbing no mo mo mo no rubbing no mo mo no rubbing no mo no muck
I remember I see me a little bump and a hand it's scratched out that pussy get clean
that was having no mocks niggins ain't wearing no rubs no moot
niggas ain't wearing no rubble no mook
shit
y'all kill me what miggins is really
Pussy checked out that pussy turned comedians man
y'all stupid you ever found the box scratching off an inkgo back
what was it though? You got to tell them what time though
what time oh shit just in case they just
Shit, it's two channels.
You know, be like Eastern percentage.
So they need to set the TiVo.
But check this out, we're on the gangster town.
The On Demand.
We're on Tuesdays and Thursday.
The tour come on Tuesdays and Wilder now come on Thursday.
On Tuesdays and Thursdays, watch for the suite.
We got to watch for your people.
My little partner will be like, hey, man, he's locked up.
He's like, bro, I saw you on TV.
I said, bro, we're only having six channels.
And you better not touch the damn one of them.
They got cable?
All them in prison.
They be watching the MTV shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, shit, that's what's up.
Shout out to the people got down locked down.
In 31 days.
I got my mind right.
Oh, you're on your 30 days?
31.
31.
Don't short that one day.
Don't short that one day.
That 31st day was the hardest one.
That one day changed his life.
That's what niggas tried him the most.
Yeah, yeah, that last day.
Nick, get out tomorrow.
He's about to get out.
Still his soap.
That shit, crazy, man.
I took a nigga cake and jail.
That shit was fun.
For real.
I'm like, bro, I took a nick of cake and jail.
They're like, yeah, what's a little.
Look, man, a nigga down the street.
I'm like, ah, damn.
And a nigga ain't even give you your street crazy.
Can he can't even call home and take a goddamn jail story.
enough yeah it wasn't it good enough because i sat at the table with the niggas i was like yeah man
you know i just took that kni so what you but what you got going on the boy nigger you still on
quick cut niggas i know that shit fun i was just being going to see that niggas i got some
fun yeah so you know i'm making love to the bitch the other day you know okay i got my show
coming up what's it called the browner brother's hair show i'll be performing on that
august 20th you really gonna come and promote the bonda brothers house show like everybody in their
Mama ain't already going to fucking beat it.
Yeah, well, y'all come out.
Y'all will see me.
He's going to be rocking finger wave.
He's going to bring him back.
Just for that shit.
I don't fucking wish.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm done.
It's going to be a...
My brother would be talking about, yeah, nigga.
That's why you bald, nigga.
Because the finger way.
Buggles.
No, this shit genetics, man.
He bawled too.
He ain't tell you that point.
Oh, yeah.
He got his head?
So he might be right.
Nah.
You just don't want to admit it, nigga.
That's all right.
That was a stress from school.
It's all right.
Oh,
hold up, Levois, I got to say this shit.
This is one of the funniest comments on the Instagram.
This from a person who Instagram name is 912-2-2-2-1-1-1-215.
This motherfucker said this podcast is for them bitch-ass niggins that take showers and ad-dride like the holes do.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Did you hear what he said fly?
Do you know ad drive?
but have you ever got out the shower
you got it's like layers of water
you get the first layer off then you walk out there
and you feel the air when you air dry
and have a tower you get dry quickie for it
you ever took a shower and you didn't have like a shower towel
you just had like that medium sized towel
that looked like a fucking shower towel
when you fold it you never cut it up
them fucking hotel layer of time you ever dried off
with the hotel blow dryer while you're in the shower
no no you're trying to kill your serious
doing too much.
That light skis.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Shit ain't hurt me yet.
No, I'm just glad.
Don't do that, kid.
Don't do that kid.
I definitely put my fucking towel on.
Fuck that.
Damn.
Do you put your...
Yeah.
I don't know.
The same dudes that tie their towel up here.
They cover up their tits when they tie their towel.
Them dudes.
Hey, come on there, nigga, you could have...
They covered the door like somebody, mama.
hilarious.
Hey, pass me
Clayton, who the podcast for my name?
Man, this podcast for everybody who goddamn
don't have enough money to go to the dentist
but then when they get enough money and go to the dentist
they're like, fuck, I should have just kept doing
what I was doing.
I paid money to get my teeth fucked up.
D.C., who's a podcast for me, man,
this podcast for all the ratchezs who let their children
drink coffee.
I'm like, how are you in middle school? You know what coffee?
Like, yeah, I like that moco chaco.
I'm like, bitch, that's why you so goddamn hell.
This podcast is for every married man
that go to the store
and get the wrong shit
and come back
and the wife send his ass
right back out.
That's who he's got that.
You don't want to get out of the house.
That's how you got out of the house.
You know who this podcast is for?
This one right here.
This podcast is for all the bitches
who text you and then when you text back
they ignore your text back.
I don't know what the fuck that shit is about.
This podcast is for
when Steve Harvey cut his mustache off
and there ain't nobody want to hide that
no more. So he got to come here and work.
Cut that part out. Where are you going to? Delete that shit.
Nope. This podcast is for all
this podcast is for all the young
bitches that wear kitten heels.
Kidding heels.
That's that little small hill. Just wear flats.
You ever noticed that old ladies don't wear heels
they wear pumps?
Go get them red pumps.
I don't know if this is. We're going to get some
ladies to come through it.
Yeah, boy.
Yeah.
Yeah, man, I wonder what it's like to have a last name, Harvey.
This is what it's like?
That bag, fresh.
That bag is flat, man.
Yeah, I bet you don't know how much that bad calls.
Oh, that's, that's $1,500.
That's the Bueschemy bag.
See, he knows all that stuff, right?
I don't need no name, I didn't know how to pronounce the shit.
He looked at you and told you your testosterone level.
If you don't think he could tell what brand some shit it is, my.
Look, he got the, he got the, he got the, he got the skemy bag.
They don't know what you're talking about.
He got.
You got it with the white Balenciagas.
I see you, B.
I see you, you're killing them right now.
Inside, motherfucking homeboy, B-B-B-Haw is amazing.
That's how he, that's how he turned into a K-5-Sai.
Talk to him.
What?
Ka-a-op-a-a-a-a-sai.
Give us another one of them rhymes.
Man, I don't.
They got a bunch of them six.
Oh, my God, he's wonderful.
Hold on, let's talk about it.
I wasn't a big chanter.
I wasn't a big chanter.
What are some of your favorite cap of memories, LeVar?
What's some of the cool shit you did
that got you in the Cap of Hall of Fame?
He probably can't talk about it.
He can, though.
That's all they do is talk about it.
Hold on, so so I was one of the ones
like when y'all be going against other people,
like, if you knew what I knew, then you would be a calf,
we better than Alford.
Like, that did me, I'm like, these d'naker crazy.
I'm not really good at that shit.
I just used to, I just used to be there,
throw the yo up, you know what I mean?
It's just so love.
I ain't really.
With a polo sweat on.
I ain't no real chaner.
Y'all are the bled.
Well, stop throwing that shit up on it.
You see, I just fucked that other one of you.
No, that was good.
I liked it.
That's why I asked one of them.
Yeah, but you said it like you didn't believe in the shit.
If you would have said it with some conviction.
Well, because it was old.
Give a fuck.
I forgot some of that shit.
Oh, forget it.
Who pull out a knife?
See, look, I play the drum.
So every time, sometimes at the crib, I get them to urge,
the grapster station, just made no way.
So, has there ever been a time when you were at the house?
And you just got there.
Man, boy, I got, I still got it.
Sometimes.
I know you do, motherfuck.
Sometimes I throw it up.
I know you do.
Hey, we appreciate you coming and blessing us with a game.
You know what?
I'm glad you all had me, man.
No, we're not done.
Have you ever got caught doing that shit?
Like, you were like in the middle and you're like,
you know what?
Why he did?
You know what?
I used to be so into twirling, though.
I remember I had my wife.
We was dating at the time.
After four of us.
You wrote her a little.
You pulled her by twirling?
No, she came to the house.
You grabbed her with the cane, hooked on the neck.
She came to the house, and I started twirling and shit.
That's lame as fuck, bro.
She liked it, though.
And I didn't realize that she had a twirling, so he said, sit out.
I got some shit.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I was like, this shit was whack.
Like, why the fuck did I do that, though?
Because you was a lame.
I had the music on me, don't.
Okay, so you wasn't just like, you weren't like, you know, I'm just trying to practice.
You was like, sit out.
I was like, check.
this shit out.
Watch what I got for you.
You know what's the fuck?
Eat a strawberry.
You know what's fucked up?
Eat a strawberry.
Him and his home boy put the shit together.
No, no, no, no.
That was just some shit, my stupid.
Coming to the stage.
Yeah, that shit was corny.
It was corny, man.
What was your number in line?
I was number four.
Four club, man.
But you know what?
It's probably some dudes out there that just got through twirling for that girl.
I know they just said that shit.
I know they did.
There's some niggas who gone twirl now because they heard that.
That nigga, that's a good out there.
You never thought of that.
Never thought of that.
If you twirl for your girl,
I'm gonna be the nigga that eat her ass the next day.
Right.
Talk about you how you twirled and shit.
He was twirling, for real.
Matter of fact,
you know, being my wife was just dating to the table.
That's how I know that nigga young,
because he said he's going to eat her ass the next day.
A nigga was just in that ass.
It's a lot of ass, niggas be in.
A lot of pussie and they come straight to you.
Your lips don't fall off.
If they fall off, get what?
It ain't going to stop me.
It ain't going to scat me.
This is motherfucking here for that.
I'm yam, yum, yum, yum, yum.
I get, not, ya, come now.
You, hey.
Now, you eat it when you got no real.
No, no.
You're supposed to stop, man.
You got to stop, man.
Bro, what you want me to say on your behalf when your lips flow up?
We're going to have a, we're going to have a funeral ready to put my lips.
That's fucked up.
The fucked up part is they're going to fall off like on cartoom.
He's going to have a nigger sitting in front of him just holding the juice with a stroke.
No, he just going to have all teeth.
Fire Marshal Bill on their end.
Amen.
I'm gonna just go to tour and get one of them Mr. Potatoa.
They're gonna fall off like daffy duck lips
and they still gonna be talking.
They'd be like, Nick, I can't believe you this.
Shout out to all the niggas.
Who fucking a nigger girlfriend
and you're trying to convince her
that you eat pussy better than her boyfriend.
No, you never convince her.
You just show her.
You make her make the decision.
You don't even bring the other nigga up.
You have to stop her from talk about the day.
If anybody is deep in the church.
You know what, girl, I got.
If anybody's
deep in the church, pray for my nigga D.C.
Youngfla. He's trying to eat
his way into a bitch. I ain't never
heard of that shit before.
He never wanted to eat some pussy. It got down there and one
quite edible. He'd be like, yeah, you know.
Eat the lining out the goddamn pussy.
Want to play cards?
Man. Lovar, you're a
husband, right? You're somebody's
husband. How much
should a, how much pussy should a husband eat in a week?
Shit got quiet.
Niggies want to know that shit.
You're putting real pressure on this, man.
I don't know.
That nigga looking around like,
nigga,
your wife is going to listen to this
at some point.
You can't?
No, I don't.
He's a ass every day.
I don't really want to.
He's a married man.
Who eats ass every day?
All right.
Fuck you then, LeVore.
Hey, D.C., how much ass should
a husband eat in a week?
This nigga, no.
I don't know, because I know when you get tired of him,
you're like, you sleep on one side of the bed.
Why are you always tired of a bed?
You're going to be every day?
Like, now I get tired of my own family members.
You know what I'm saying?
My bitch, I can't be.
Lay it up with you every day.
What's his prescription, bro?
Shit.
Really?
This niggins says shit.
Ah, let me see.
He already ready to eat ass to his lips fall off.
Shit crazy.
That's why I can't do new drugs.
If I like him, I'm gonna be hooked.
That way I couldn't grow up in the 70s.
I'd have been on crack.
Damn.
All my father was been smoking.
My homeboy said if he lived to be 80.
He said if he lived to be 80.
He said, who the only fuck with it was new?
Yeah.
I want that new shit is.
What that crap?
What are you doing?
The nose?
So the only thing that stopped you were fucking.
with Crackers in history.
You was like, let me read up,
mm-mm, mm-mm, no.
It's a bad track record.
Got a bad yelp review.
How many crackheads you think left right now?
I mean, crackhead not even, they like...
They just get stuck in crackhead age.
Hey, you know what?
I noticed this, though, crack...
It'd be some new crackheads who join the force every year.
Like, it's a nigga.
I went to school with, who, like, a legit crackhead now.
Wow.
You know what?
He was a crackhead before he just had lost every time.
Yeah, it's like, it didn't surprise me.
me when he came out.
For us to see him be a crackhead,
they got to lose everything.
You can still be a crack head
and have a little bit of shit.
I'm saying,
I think a couple of my classmates
in high school on this shit.
I know for a fact,
I know for a fact couple of niggas.
I know why I'm a young breed.
And I saw that shit on Facebook.
I'm 2010.
Hey, you know,
they're smoking rocks on Facebook?
This is a fucked up story.
Do people post crack smoking like weed smoking?
Like, man, about to hit these rocks?
You know what?
I don't know what it is.
No, because they're scared you're going to ask him for some.
Yo, look, is it just me?
Grape fatter and two boulders.
Is it just me, but can you tell when somebody
doing bad on Facebook, like, they profile
pick it'd be a little dim.
A little fuzzy.
They'd be blurring.
They'd just be dinged in the motherfuckers.
Like, they'd just be dimmed, like,
ah, damn, sure.
It ain't popping no way.
Hey, I know a nigga who got addicted to crack
because he was selling crack,
and the police pulled up, and he swallowed a whole bunch of rocks.
So now he just ate it.
It seemed like his stomach would have turned.
Well, yeah, well, I think he did
eventually get arrested,
and they had to pump it.
that Shadell or something
because he swallows
like 80 something rocks
It's like weed
You got to think about
weed not age
That might have been
All your friends are smoking weed
Yeah
I don't know
Back in the day
You ever heard the crack hair
Tell you why
They started smoking weed
It was his crackhead
In my hood
Nain Felicia
She was like
Nigger I remember
When I started smoking
It just wasn't no weed
In the city
Wasn't no weed
Now I was like
Bitch I would have waited
I ain't them thinking
Give up and just
Go straight to crack
Oh that's what she said
That's why she's right
Yeah she started
And another nigga
I just smoke crack
Because ain't shit
Well, I think what we can safely
conclude is
Crackheads full of excuses
As to why they fucking start
You know what
The sun started shining
Right in my face
I said, oh shit
How am I going to get you to the day?
I hate the crackheads
I hate the crackheads
I hate the crack heads
I had to say that you're on something
Because they've been clean
You know I've been clean for a year
Man fuck with me
Give me some
My nigga you think
Go buy some crackening
No I ain't the motherf
Let's keep it that way
The functional
Crackhead
You ever got that functional
Crackhead family member
The nigger functional
man you need to get off this let me tell me tell i don't bother nobody i don't steal i go to
work every day that is the worst motherfucker you're gonna die something anyway right just leave me
the fuck alone hey let me let me live my i remember i used to say a crack right and the neighbor
told me he told me that he was about to get clean i don't know the hell you ain't bro
how long you sold crack well man i stopped because they went come and get it like every day like
the crack won't good your shit went jump on like oh man wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
He was an unsuccessful drug dealer.
That's right.
I need good for weed now.
I got two.
I got two questions.
That nigga said this one right here.
This crack wasn't good.
This one.
That nigga sat on an eight ball for like two years,
nigga, trying to get rid of that.
Yeah, this is what I wanted to know.
This is what I was.
Peasing it out.
He was piecing it out.
Hey, y'all want some crack?
Anybody?
And who he was getting it from?
Because Jesus said if it's still in the rap, you could bring it back.
Man, fuck with me.
This shit was fucked up.
I wouldn't even know.
Gee the liar.
Hey, a guy didn't bring crap back.
Ler.
Nick, a car suit, if you buy some crap for something out
and you call him right back within five, ten minutes.
If you ain't coming to get some more
and you ain't known for that, he's not going to pick up the phone.
You already know.
You said the crack wasn't no good.
How long did you sit on it, bro,
and did you have to, like, give a better sales pitch?
Man, I damn had to get that shit away.
Oh, you had to do a deal.
You had to do a mic pick too.
He had to do a mic pick two.
But let me tell you, though, these crack hands are smart.
They act like it's bad just so they can get some more.
Like, man, that shit wasn't hitting.
That way you need to go.
don't get me two more
with the extra
that I'm gonna buy from
you're like
you know what
since I fuck with you
the crack
is formed a mutton
just tell him
the shit ain't good
wait 30 days
he gonna give us
to crack
you should have done
he's gonna give us
to crack
just act like
you won't know
after you sold them
this shit
you should have looked
in the cut
and watch
smoke it
that's why I knew
that's why I knew
that's why when I saw weed
I already knew
the game
they can't get me
some nigga black
man the weed
don't smoke
fuck what you
talk about
or crack hair
lives a simple life
You know what I mean?
Like his only goal is to get high.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You had like, you know, it's not in a couple of lines.
No, I ain't never done nothing.
Hey.
Okay, let me ask you, though.
Let me ask you though.
What about them prescription people?
That's what's crazy.
That shit, that is woo.
Yeah, it's a lot of motherfuckers addicted to that.
How can you tell and what they be doing, what they be doing, how you can tell?
Okay, this is how I know.
Because I can't cut in the pill mill is crazy.
If you come to the pharmacy, nigga, and it's 80 degrees, you got a skull hat on and
an overcoat, you would.
to fucking oxyconic.
Why?
Did it make you cold?
Oh, that's just some weird shit.
You just, you ain't got no more heat.
All the time.
And then they try to make these stories and excuses.
Hey, man, you know, I was riding the bike, fucked around,
the car hit me, hurt me.
I hurt my sacral seven, you know.
They know way too much terminology.
I give them the shit two days there.
Man, I'm telling you, life just not treating me.
Walking down the street the other day,
He saw a kid running and ended up hitting me in my knee.
Hey, man, I tell you, man, but God's good.
See you later.
Two days later.
Two days later.
Man, you're not going to believe this.
I was goddamn walking, man.
End up somebody was...
Blowing up a book.
Somebody was mopping on the sidewalk.
Nigger, mopping on the sidewalk?
They were mopping out there in the sidewalk.
I slipped fell.
I'll tell you, man.
I can't catch a break, Bubba.
Hey, Levois, let me ask you this shit, man.
I can't catch a break, Bubba this.
Hey, how dangerous is it?
How dangerous is it?
These niggas mix in the Zans and the link.
Well, we got to talk about that.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
All this drug mixing.
Here we go.
Here we go.
How dangerous is that shit?
First of all, X is a benz-O-Benz-Dade is a pain.
Yeah.
Which is going to pretty much slow you down.
I knew that shit.
As soon as you said prine, I was like,
Nick, that shit is going on.
And then when you talk about the lean
Promethazine with
Kodine or Tussinex,
which is Klofenyramine,
Dekstra methorpein
and
coating
All of these are depressants.
So they typically slow the heart rate down
and what ends up happening
if you take too much of the shit
and you poison your system, you
suppress the heart. You have
cardiac arrest. You go in the
respiratory fitness.
I mean, you stop breathing.
That's what happens.
You die.
He looked at that.
Like, nigga, that's it.
Nothing else.
You're going to die.
You're going to stop and you're going to fuck up.
You're going to die.
You're going to get it.
You're going to get it.
I get a lot of people coming there to get them
syringes.
And I mean, I'm going to give you a syringe.
Like one thing about me, I'm going to get them to you.
Some pharmacists, nah.
You ain't diabetic.
But I mean, fuck it.
One dude told me.
They free?
No,
you gotta buy them.
Oh,
okay.
You know what I'm saying?
But I know people might want to shoot your hair around.
But you might as well have a clean needle.
Right.
You're talking about shit.
I don't,
I don't say you a clean needle.
But one dude pulled up like,
hey, man,
I'm telling you right now,
man, I don't feel like digging in the trash.
So you're going to give it to me you're not.
Right.
Damn.
Right.
I like, fuck it, man.
Yeah, I don't give a fucking, you know.
Damn.
See what it happened was.
I can't win, Bubba.
Somebody came
Just through the heroin
Right in my face
Right in the face
He said dick was mopping
On the sidewalk
Damn
I slipped and fell
This shit's crazy
You just keep going
So they did
So don't do that
Why people do all the drugs
When did that become the thing
You don't have to do them all
Yeah I did them all
Each drug should be respected
Individuals
Why is your generation
So into the drug
They're not even selling
Hey, some of them have got back on to snort and power.
People like my, you know, in my generation, we were selling that shit.
We were trying to get money.
But like, now the youth.
No, but y'all taking it.
I feel, and I ain't saying, y'all.
My generation are bringing the crackheads back because I told you.
There wasn't no crack head like that.
So they're not taking the drugs and eventually going to turn the crack heads and then crack going to be back.
You think crack is going to come back?
No, I think it's just going to be replaced with the prescription drugs, man.
But you ain't supposed to do all them things together.
Texas's been sipping lean for a long time.
Yeah, they've been popping pills for a long time.
You ain't supposed to be taking all this shit
To goddamn gather
Niggins are to take lean
And go drink alcohol
I'd be like he gonna die in the club
I think I didn't even know dog
I was in college
It was a nigga from Houston
I never forget this shit
And I was thirsty
I'm over the motherfucking crib
Like nigga what y'all got to drink over
Man let me get some of this sprite man
I mean you don't want none of that sprite
Nick I said man fuck y'all
Nick I poured a cup of that shit
Shit nigger
It's not safe man
I did not know
that that shit was lean. I didn't even
know. I'm drinking this shit like
it ain't nothing. Yeah. You know nothing.
Boy, that shit slowed down.
Shit screwed and chopped everything.
What? Niggins like LeVar,
LeVar, LeVos, Duval, Duval.
You straight, straight, straight,
everything all right, right?
Sitting sideways.
The boy's in the day.
Hey, man, if you out here on addicted to some
shit, get your life together. That's all I can tell.
Pull up on LeVar. He'll give you a needle, bitch.
I mean, because I think at the end of the day, we're just trying
to silence the mind. You know what I'm saying? Like, a lot of
people get on drugs
to silence the mind
that's what you're trying to do.
How do you get off that shit
for the stuff?
I got out.
You used to love to pop pills
and shit,
man.
I was broke.
Poverty force you
and suburb.
I could buy that shit,
though,
but I was like that.
So you was a pill pop of an animal
and you just cold turkey.
See what it was.
Like I said,
I used to sell,
I used to sell a weed
and molly.
Hold on man,
we don't have to.
I don't do that shit.
Alleged me.
Alleged me.
I don't get what a fuck of this.
Alleged.
I don't get caught for the shit.
Time served, talk about this shit
You was the nigga
So I used to do it
I used to take personal
Like it's called personal usage
When you do it
You take your personal usage out
You sell your shit so you can make your money
You don't smoke your shit up
I want to say this about you DC
And I really don't appreciate this man
Because you know we were talking
And you were like yeah
Nigger that motherfucker that jail life man
That's just some bullshit
Nick you know what I'm saying
Lockdown
Niggas everywhere
you know you can't shower and then I said well how long
was you locked up 31 days I said nigga I was expecting you to say 10
hey all it takes is an experience
nigger one day is six months it's an experience
you ain't seen you ain't seen that new show when the police be
behind balls for six days how they be traumatized they come out
they be like oh they got a show where they put police in jail
they put regular people in jail
put them back in the back wow they don't tell
and they're snitch and they're really snitching
they go snitch they're a live show and they're
But they volunteered to go to jail.
But niggas be coming out there like, man, man,
I got so much respect for them brothers.
Damn.
That shit real, man.
LeVar, what's your social media?
31 days or 31 years?
Oh, y'all follow me.
Y'all follow me.
Y'allvar Walker.
Hey, yeah, that shit is straight, though.
Look, below everything here.
Hey, don't get your tear dad.
Hey, I was about to answer all this shit,
but, like, when I'm saying, in social media.
Y'all on Snapchat?
Y'all on Snapchat.
Yeah.
It's over for Snapchat.
What you mean?
Instagram just popped out.
Snapchat for Instagram. It's a rap.
I was just sick. Because niggas was, they
You don't have to switch. You don't have to switch
the Snapchat. The Instagram, they have an Instagram
chat. It's rap. Yeah.
They got Instagram chat? Yeah. It's over.
Where's that? It's on there. They just
updated it today. They just updated that shit. Motherfucking
leaked. They sex tape on Snapchat the other
day and said they got hacked. I was like, how
the fuck you get hacked on some live
shit? How did you have a
Oh, it was live? Right. I was about to
say how. Well, it's just real
impossible to get hacked on a
Snapchat.
Yo, this technology, dude.
You just can't cheat.
I ain't about getting hacked.
It's you put it out there.
Your ass going to get caught.
You put it out there.
If you didn't want it out there, you wouldn't have put it out there.
Don't think that there's no way to not to get the shit.
Shit don't disappear.
You can't delete shit from the internet.
I remember I jacked out for a bitch that's sending to it.
You said, I'm going to leak it.
I said, bitch, you don't know how much more pussy I'm going to get for that?
Do you think?
What the fuck?
Hey.
You were trying to, did she, did she call your bluff?
She was like, I'm not going to do that.
I'm like, yeah, bitch.
She just wanted to see what you was going to do.
That's a real thing.
She was trying to extort you.
Yeah.
So, Flah.
This is down, niggily, hell now.
Fly, you got three.
Hell, no.
I ain't doing no shit like that now.
You know what I'm saying?
You're going to come see this dick, huh?
You know, as a married man, I have to live through a lot of single cats and I like to hear
their story.
So you got 3.5 million followers.
Say I'm, brother.
Appreciate you.
3.7 million.
He ain't going to tag you and shit.
He won't tag her.
He won't tag.
I don't tag.
I don't tag.
I don't tag.
won't tag me
I just want to know
what
I didn't go on the nigger
I'm like shit
they tag me
you're a mother
that nigga
that nigga ain't
gonna tag nobody
oh my
hey by
hey by hand
and they both
look
look fly
so what kind of
action
are you getting
in the DMs
man
is it's a
ridiculous
it's not
ridiculous
I don't get
for who you
is unless you
that man
and they know
you for sure
see it's
female
don't know
for sure
if I got money
they just see
the TV show
so they ain't
been around
like they don't know
for sure
they don't think they
Yes, they do.
And what I do, they don't want me to roast them.
They don't want to do nothing for I go do a video.
Every time I deal with a bit, now, I took up there for two minutes,
but don't go on them and make no video, okay?
I'm like, bitch, you know I'm feeling going to go make a video.
Two minutes?
I wouldn't even agree to no shit like that.
Oh, no, that bitch was gay music was sloppy, tab, but I couldn't help it.
For two minutes.
She is, two minutes alone.
Look, tick, talk.
Stupid.
It's stupid.
Tick.
that bit that went down 40 times already
I'm about to blow
bro
I'm about to blow
yeah that's a lot of strokes
yeah
you can do about
120 strokes in two minutes
that's why we got a podcast
called 85 South show
because this podcast
is for bitches who give
hair real quick
quickly
bitches who got shit to do
I got a busy day
my nigga Clayton's
what's your social media
Clayton English on everything
C-L-A-Y-T-O-N
E and all that
Clayton put me on his
sitcom, that's all I'm gonna be the
mailman. I'm trying to figure out where
this shit at y'all. I'm working on it, man.
When that's that, you guys?
Y'all is popping. Working on it. I don't see it, nigga.
What? What? What? Instagram chat.
My Instagram? Oh, you got to update your
I did. Oh, no, you did. No, you did.
Oh, you're up there. Hey, it's your man, Carlos Miller.
This has been another spectacular episode
of the 85 South Sha. Shout out my
Join again. Shout your shit out, bro.
Lavar Walker. Follow me. L. L. L.
V-A-R-Walker, if you have any questions in regards to your medications
or how to live a better life, you Google that shit.
No, you got to come back, though, bro.
No, I won't to, man, whenever, man, I'm chilling now, man.
But I, um, I just want to tell you I'm about to be a star.
Yeah.
We could really use you.
I'm just putting that shit out there.
I'm about to be a star.
I'm putting it out there.
And, um, I'm on my way, man.
You got on a bulletproof band?
I'm on my way, bro.
Nigger went away, strainer.
You got on a bulletproof ass?
Fuck no.
Why are you saying?
Your back look a little extra.
It's probably the hump in that, my fuck.
I don't know.
No.
Nigger got a hump in his back.
Hey.
Oh, man.
Just leave on a real smooth nose.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Got a hump in his back.
Hey, y'all, stay tuned.
We'll catch you next week.
This has been another great episode of the 85th.
Let go.
That's it.
I'm gone, bitch.
Yeah, that's it.
With nothing but love, man.
Appreciate it, my nigga.
Fuck with me, daw.
What you can't do?
Oh, man.
We got one?
All right.
That's good, man.
Do we got some week because I'm going to get higher.
Do we got some week to lay, I want to get high.
Ain't doing all that.
You know, no, I ain't doing all that.
Go to me.
85.
85.
85.
85, high, high.
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