The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Lil Rel Interview | 85 Extras

Episode Date: July 1, 2016

Chicago's Lil Rel calls into the 85 South Show to talk comedy shop w/Karlous & Clayton. Rel discusses his breaks down his progress in the comedy game, Kevin Hart's bodyguards, Jokes N Notes closing down and some of his favorite Chicago comedians in this real cool interview between homies. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah, Clay. We can do it. Is he on the way? 85 Hello What up, what up Little Real, what's up, man

Welcome to the 85 South show How you doing? You're doing fine What's good with you, Sam? Man, you know I'm chilling Just being Carlos and shit out here Getting the podcast jumped off My nigger

How you? Oh shit I'm doing good though, man Hell yeah, man Hey, congratulations on the Carmichael show I see y'all just got picked up again and shit the show is amazing you play a funny-ass character on there tell us about that shit real tell us about that shit real i mean it's uh you know it's a dope-as show that

uh gerard created and you know he's the mad to mind behind everything man he's he's a workaholic and it's just fun you know what i'm saying it's a literally fun it's a real fun show i mean i don't want to sound corny about it but it's just dope shit i don't know yeah So that's, I mean, I watched the show, and it actually looked like you having fun. So that's what I was going to ask you. Like, how did you and Gerard link up? Was that one of your partners before, or y'all met up through the industry or what? We met at the last factory, like, it was like six or seven years ago, something like that.

Maybe like something like that. Yeah. And he walked up to me on some fan shit. Like, yo, I'm a big fan of your work. And I'm like, who fuck is you? You know what I mean? Yeah. Because he was geeking about it.

It's kind of weird and shit. He's like, oh, you're the motherfucker that I'm like, oh, you the motherfucker that keep mentioning. and all these meetings. Yeah. So that should be, that shit weird to you. You know, a lot of comedians are little real fans, my nigga. Like, that shit be, it's still, like, weird to you when niggas be like, I'm a fan. Well, now it's different because it's been a while, you know what I'm saying?

I've done more. But at that time, you just had to literally be a comedy person. You know, I mean, I only did, like, who got jokes and bad boys of comedy and all that. It wasn't the resume I got now, you know what I'm saying? But let's talk about that shit for a minute because, you know, I am also a who's got jokes alumni. Hey, but the shit that you did on your season, man, I felt like that was a breaking point

in comedy. Like, you changed the way niggas approached the whole comedy shit. Like, your style was so raw and original. I saw your influence after that shit aired. Nigger. It's one of those things where it's like,

and as a comedy fan, I can look at it like there. Like, damn, I awkwardly, like nobody I ever know it unless you're a comedy person. I better have some influence and it's kind of weird but it was like it's kind of like how Bernie too

man like Bernie had this like he helped change the game when he was really killing it you know what I'm saying yeah he was just the way he approached acting you know Bernie really

so I'm not to paying myself to Bernie in them but I mean I get like that raw shit you know what I'm saying but then somebody like I mean not like that but like somebody like you too you know what I'm saying

like it's just interesting I watch everything. So I see when people start to like, the raw you are, the more influence you're going to have in comedy. And I mean, and that's the don't think about comics that are themselves.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm myself, but I don't, you know, I don't lie about nothing. I tell my stories if I lose or not. Yeah.

I feel like a lot of comedians sit back and wait for other comedians to take the chances and then to be like, okay, now it's safe because somebody else already did that shit. And that ain't how you,

that's nothing. innovative to me. It's not innovative. It won't make you stand out on anything. You know what I'm saying? And you end up chasing that person. You kind of, because you're waiting on them to do it, right? Yeah. You're chasing it and you're not, you can be on the same level if you be yourself. And I think that's one of the things I respect about like a Gerard and, you know, you want Hannah. It's a lot of comments I respect, you know, that don't even get looked at like that. Yeah. It's just like they're just doing their own thing. And I respect that, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Let's talk about this for a minute. You know, jokes and notes just reaching the clothes, man, and that's your home club. How you feel about that, man?

That was, I mean, the truth of Mary's, you know, like my second mom. You know what I'm saying? I'm really close to Mary Lazy. And she's been talking about it for a few months now, you know, and she had hit me up, and we sat out and talked about it. And I understand why she's doing it. And it's just very interesting now because, you know, that comedians, oh, man, Mary, we know, blah, blah, blah, blah.

But it's like, to me, and it's going to sound like that sound, I guess I don't care, but the group that's been there now, I don't think took advantage of the club like it should have been. You know, it's a business, you know what I'm saying? And if the comics are not pushing it, as much as she is, like Mary fly people in to see us from those festivals, some of these TV shows, all that stuff. And most clubs don't do that, right?

Right. So to not promote her club like that, you know, I think that's bogus. Like, when I was there, I took full of energy jokes in those. Straight up, that was my home court. That's what I had, I became a beast there. I promoted the mess out of the club. How did it go to little bars and stuff like that? Why deal with that?

When you got a club that's already established. Yeah. And it was just because she had structure. You know, no idea if people don't like dealing with Ruth. And, you know, I'm thankful to have came up in that club. Mary taught me a lot about the business and taught me a lot about being professional in this business, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. But, you know, the cats kind of like just, it was just on her. Everybody had their hand out and didn't want to grind it out. Well, help out. Get me to break down the Chicago landscape, the comedy landscape for me, man.

For the people who are not familiar with the Chicago comedy scene, walk us through it real quick. Well, it's different. It was different at different times. You know what I'm saying? When I came up, you know, It was all about being original, you know what I'm saying?

And I remember when I first started, you had like the B-Codes, the Dionne Coes, the D-Race, Jeff Bs, the Damon Williams. It was a bunch of people, JD, and they were all go up on the same night. So you had to go up. Cory Hope, like, you had to go back to all these dudes. Yeah. And they all was different. And all was rifted. It just was a, it was a, it was a dope time, to be honest with you, because you had to get better.

You know what I mean? You got to follow J.D., or they don't do? And they're getting stuck. People stopping at eight crimes. Yeah, and you're naming comedians that actually write jokes. You know what I mean? Like, that was, like, everybody you named, like, those are real writers and shit like that.

I completely understand what you're talking about, having to go up after all that heat. You know what I mean? And Dionne Cole would fall through, and he's working on some shit for the special and everybody grinding. Bro, Atlanta was the same way. Exactly. where Bruce was still like it was it was a it might have just been comedy I mean Chicago Atlanta New York

those are the prime places but if you think about that time now who were the you know what I mean you think about the guys like a Toulay right yeah or or or talent that's that group yeah and they all rotated each other through Chicago Atlanta

New York you know what I'm saying? Yeah see niggas don't know about that Atlanta shit every nigga who was on Comic View moved to Atlanta after Comic View, niggas, so we went up after 171 Comic View veterans, nigger. Every show that you've seen

some black comedians on, all them niggas lived in Atlanta. And that's real. That's what happened. That's exactly what. It was right for that Rickie Smiley yet. Yeah, man. At first, Ricky Smiley yet, everybody moved dead.

It was cast that when he'd come home at the table. Like, you know what it is. Man, I see you about. to jump out here in the movie game what's that like that's dope I mean I'm uh you know I'm in a horror film you call get out horror film you call get out

yeah I thought get out was written and directed by Jordan Peele from Key & Pell shout out to Key and Pill man I've been seeing so many niggins trying to slick hate on Key and Pill though what the fuck is up with that real I don't know I really don't because to be honest with you they're going to be an intricate part

of putting comics on the big screen And they have been You know, like What Tiffany Hattis just did The other movie they did Shut out to Tiffany Haddish Man, I love me to tell

She killed it And they gave her a straight role And they didn't give her a silly role You know what I'm saying? Yeah Her character had to be more straight in that one So then that opened up more doors She just booked another movie

Called Girl's Trip For Queen Latifah Jada Pickett Her and Regina Hall That shit gonna be dope That's crazy Yeah That's gonna be amazed

But that's what I'm saying Like Jordan Man, no dudes man They are genius, especially Jordan. Jordan is so smart. He's a great writer. You know, he's really the mastermind of Kempiel. But he's a genius, man.

You know, they got the Police Academy series, bro. So if I was to me, you know, I wouldn't be talking crazy. I feel you, my nigga. And next time you hollet them, I'm out here, too. They'll stay seen you. So it's just all about making the right things where they can bring all of us together to one thing. I'm in my first movie because of them. I wasn't on a show or nothing like that.

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What up, fam? What up, what? What's good, man. Hey, man, I got to shout you out, man, because when I did my thing, this man tweeted me in the air. he switched off airplane mode and sent out the tweet he said he was in there

that was dope man that's my dude man I just wanted to holl at you I just popped in here but you know you'd be doing your thing but go ahead I'm still listening

no no hit me up congrats to you man you killed it and you earned it bro you know it's not easy it went last comic standing

man nah I was hey I mean it happened and I'm just I like to see everybody up man

I remember when I seen him at what you call I seen him outside I think it was a comedy store in L.A. Yeah and shit felt like a good little paid-in-full moment.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, just to see everybody winning. Look at the leather jacket. This shit is fresh, son, this motherfucker got two chains on. You know what I'm saying? Word. Yeah, that shit was a good little paid-in-full moment. I fucking love it.

What's up, man? Hey, let's get back to the movie shit real quick because you say you got a horror movie coming out called Get Out. I want to make sure everybody who listened to the show got all the details, man. Go into that shit, real? Yeah, it's a, it's a difficult. I don't know, man. I don't have to want to do that.

So, I almost think it's going to be a little controversial, I guess, but it's very interesting. Allison Williams is in a movie from Girls, who's an amazing actress, and she's killing a gang. And it's a dope. It's one of those people I couldn't believe I, I mean, I wanted it really bad, too, though. It was a lot of cats.

I knew that. So I'll just know it. But you go on, you read a script. You just go, you own it when I auditioned before, how quiet was in the world. It was like a serious thing. Yeah. It was just quiet. Yeah, man.

Tell us about the, I see the special doing good, man, relevant. It's on Netflix now, man. Amen. You're celebrating that? Dope. I'm so proud of it, man. You know what I mean? Like, it's, I wanted to, you know what I wanted to do on the real talk to?

I just wanted to put pressure on other people to make dope special again. You know, I think everybody kind of just was making special, but wasn't making it special. You know what I'm saying? Hey, you said that a special is supposed to be special. Possible, man. Yeah, what's you doing if it ain't special? It's great. His special is dope.

Like, I watched Dioro's the other day. I'm like, this is special. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey, what's the release date on the movie, Real? We don't have a release date yet. I think it's going to be out sometime like in this winter, man. It's a horror for me.

They usually shoot them out fast. So, like, November, December. Because I actually got to go to New York in a couple weeks to do some pickups. That's what's up, man. You're working on the follow-up, the relevant? Yeah, I mean, I'm touring now just to work on that set again. But I have another idea of a special I want to do again.

Like, I'm a big fan of Wabatown and the Parkers of the United States. Hold on, hold up. We're losing. We're losing. Where you at? Be still. Be still. Be still.

stand by the window stand by the window you're playing too I'm about to really hear that we're playing we know for real for real

stand by the window we know outside of here all the Hispanics in the pool over here they love hey man

gonna give us an exclusive do you have a title that you made that you might call your follow up we know we love exclusive shit for the 85 self show

I mean I don't know about a title but the material gonna be like you know I recently got some stuff as though I wasn't going to ask you about that shit

but I was going to ask you about that shit you know what I'm saying? I mean you know I guess it's some things I can't say but honestly I was really surprised I didn't think I was that favorite that TMZ would won't even make up a story about it

but I'm like they made it up though that's the key word you just said Well, yeah, they over-exaggerated. It made it sound like a road rage and all this stuff. That's not what happened. You didn't realize how famous you were, man. I was waking up packing.

And I'm like, well, I don't know. You're like, man, you know your old TMZ? You're like, no, I'm not. Yes, the fuck you are. What? I'm on my way to the airport. Man, that shit was so funny trying to watch that little white lady's like Little Rail.

It was weird, man. I mean, it was, yeah. But this is just advice from all of us, though, man. We got to, you can't do the same things, man, once you start moving up these levels, man. You got to change your surroundings and see you around, too. And that's the big lesson I learned. I couldn't move around like I used to in Chicago.

You know what I'm saying? It was kind of weird because it's the only time I felt at home. I felt like I felt kind of uncomfortable because I was getting way too much attention this last trip. And it made me a little nervous. Like, oh, damn. You was trying to do the regular stop, though, huh? You were still trying to do what I do.

Yeah, you can't do that no more. No. You got to do all the type of weird shit. Walk a goose. Get a goose on a leash. Let them know. I got to hang out at a resort in Chicago that don't leave. Like, I want to come to me.

Straight massaging. He wake up to his toes get massaged. Hey, that's that life. Hey, if you just, if you, I don't know how to fuck you just tuning in. But this is my, hey, we got my nigga L'Rell on the line. man we right here in 85 South show and he's a busy dude too but that's what I'm saying though this my real motherfucking partner man you know what I mean we didn't grind it out

when it wasn't no TV and shit but niggas just had hopes and dreams yeah yeah right now now niggas got groomed beard man hey real we've been in the game for a minute ain't even funny to see niggas get success and how they start changing niggas go vegan and start drinking kale juice and I mean, niggas only want to smoke see-through weed papers and shit. Like, nigga ain't no way to smoke healthy weed.

What the fuck is wrong with you niggas with these little ass shirt? It's rice paper. Hey, niggas start doing a brunch. Nigger. You can tell when a nigga got a show. He started wearing watches and all type of accessories and shit. Real, you had a chakoutary board before? What the fuck is that?

You had a chakotery board? Oh, man. Hey, tell these motherfuckers they ain't living unless they give them a little for chakoterie board. Real, this nina, Clayton, he won. the last coming standing. Now he'd think he's supposed to have a whole goddamn carafe of orange juice all the time.

Sniggas at A-hop ordering caraps. Al-a-carts and shit. You know what I mean? Everywhere we go is a buffet now. Oh, man. That is hilarious. But that's good. But that's success.

I'm going to say this. It's exciting to see like billboards and commercials and stuff and you see people you grind it with. People that you really know. Who you really know. Who you saw in that circle,

who you saw at that lounge. This is going beyond comedy. This ain't even just hating. Just like motherfuckers be happy for all motherfuckers getting it. Yeah, man. I feel get excited for people like Kanye and stuff like that. Like I'm one of people where, like, I just be excited. I think that's why I'm, you know, which is why with me I got to control my niceness.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I was in my crazy situation again. That's funny as hell, though, real. Because I was just about, you still fuck with Kanye, even if you, even now. After the classic incidents you had with Kanye Bodyguard, that joke was one of my favorite little real jokes. But you know, they had to fire that dude.

They had, because he did it again. Hold up, real. For the people who don't know, just briefly, you got one of the Kanye bodyguards fired? Hold up, bro. That's the headline. Let's talk about that shit for a minute. No, no, no, no, no.

No, real to get a fire. This podcast shit right here, real. This is the type of shit that make podcasts go viral. We're thirsty for anything. He had to have three more beatups before they let that dude over. He got beat up. Oh, he should have been fine. No, no, no, no, no.

He tried to get three more people to business. Oh, okay. He was, he had an attitude problem, man. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you can't be a bodyguard with attitude, bro. You got to, you got some type of, like, patient. Like, Kevin Hart got the best bodyguards, not to say anybody has. Be quite out of his security is top-notch.

They cool, you know, but they could tell if something happened, they're going to be breaking neck. They don't fuck around. Yeah. Right. Intimid. They're like two CIA agents, you know what I'm saying? like they blend in that's what you

they got the shit in their ear it ain't connected to nothing but it's in their ear nigga I was at the BET Awards this weekend Floyd Mayweather bodyguard got a motherfucking bodyguard I was like these niggas got protection for the protection it was a big nigger

standing to a little nigga next door I was like that's his bodyguard god damn there would be no breaches in that security oh bad that's it but you got to do that stuff though. Once again, it was one of those things

like, and I never wanted to do that type of thing, but you, you know, I got to have at least one person with me, you know what I'm saying? Especially at the career. I'm like, come on, man, I ain't got to do that. Right. Hey, man, but see, you're doing some flash shit on Instagram, man. You got your own private plane. You'll be

flying private jets and shit. They're funny, the private jet pitch is funny to everybody, but it was a jet just sit-in-air. And they were just, you weren't he supposed to be on it. No, they were, no, they were pitching it to me. pitching it, like the guy was showing me and said, you know, if you ever need a service. I was actually

getting an award at night from the Urban League. And it was just a jet there. They just, you know, they told me what the jet does and how much it would cost or stuff like that. So, I mean, that private jet thing could come soon. I think so. That's what so. How much? Just how much if I wanted to go, like, just down the street? It depends on where you go. Oh, I see, down the street.

Like, like, from Birmingham, from Atlanta. I ain't trying to go real far. I just want... That sounds like about four, five hundred hours. 4,500 If you cool with the nigga It'd be like 10,000 probably 10,000 to go all right Nick you might as well drive my nigga

I am Hey Lil real Do me a favor man Shout out your social media Because you know we got a whole bunch of people Who listen to this shit All type of niggas who work in warehouses And drive trucks over the road

We got all them girls who work at the call center Not the ladies who nurses But you know the girls who get a pills out at the hospital They listen to this show Whoopin Goldberg be catching every other episode this shit going like we've been we hood platinum real so if you want to get a couple followers nigger don't throw your shit out i know how popularly i is this is why i had to call in like i first of all i love i love y'all podcast it's appreciate it really thank you thank you very

much so i couldn't wait to do the shit so uh you can follow me on instagram at comedian little rail at comedian l-l i'm on uh snapchat i don't i think on comedian little rail on snapchat i don't know i'm I got too many things now You understand it You know how to work it Yeah man I know how to work it But I can't log out

If I ever log out If I ever log out I never get back to me Hey Hey real That shit funny Because this little nigger Sitting next to me

Call me old Because I was drinking a coke Man We got this little nigger From the rescue thing We're trying to get his life Like is there any advice You would give to a young

15 year old African boy Who makes sees and deeds Anything I'm just saying like Because we really Trying to get him Around some positivity that he think we broke

He got to get it together though No you gotta I don't know Seas and D's ain't cool man Right He was one of them scared straight niggas He ain't in trouble yet But I believe he wanted to do some shit

Like this This is We're trying to keep that nigga From doing that shit Like if our help don't help This nigga gonna be out there Nigger hands and shit big I don't trust him

Then nobody asks if the little nigger Still or nothing I don't get put my shit in the car Y'all show he 15? I don't know the nigga might be grown. There ain't nobody asked for no lunch card or nothing.

He disrespect with his head. They had to tell him the quick cussing and he called everybody up here, a bitch. I wanted to hit the little nigga. He said he's going to Cat Williams. Me, ain't that shit crazy? Shoot the shit out this little... I'm trying to save him, though.

You know, it's funny. Before I got to my incident, I shook Cat Williams' hand. Three days for phone hair That nigga put that shit on you That nigga put the roots on you man I was supposed to pray right it after then I ain't doing it up on me

Oh damn But shot after the cat wins He was when I saw him at a We was at a Sparks game LA Sparks game or whatever Because I love women's basketball Nigger that is something nobody knew about Little Real you love women's basketball

Because I love basketball Just basketball Whoever playing Whoever it don't That nigg is just like a good game I watched about 8 old white men play. What?

If that's all I can see on the basketball side. Oh, man. I saw one woman's basketball game, and she missed a dunk, and I never saw no more woman basketball game. Hey, since you're such a big basketball fan, how you feel about D. Rose leaving Chicago? I know that's your team. Yeah, it's heartbreaking, but at the same time, as a D. Rose fan, and, you know, I love his family.

They're good people. He needed to change the scenery, man. Go somewhere people are going to appreciate you, man. You ain't appreciated at the crib, man, get out. That's what it is. Right. Hell, yeah. So he's going to be sad when he started bawling us.

That's who's going to be sad. Yeah, man. Y'all got butler. Right? Y'all got but they trying to, they try to trade him. Oh, are they? The bulls is, like, I don't get me started about that. Yeah, I'm very passionate about that.

Like, I don't like Fred Hoyberg. You know what I don't. Hey, man. That's all right, real. You feel about a team, man. Fuck all that shit, man. That's my dream. I ain't going to let you.

At least get a piece. They'll let you get a piece. You'll never get a piece of a bull. They would let Mike get a piece of the bulls. They ain't going to just let some little black comedians. They end up with him like to do a little way to get the bull. Michael George can't get a piece of it. They got a statue in front of the plate.

Yeah. That's a good goddamn point, man. We're going to put it, man. I ain't going to put nothing past none of us, man. Because I know I can get some of the Hawks. I can go get some of the Hawks right now for like $3.50 and like some coupons to Chick-filet. like the hawks is like that shit is cheap that's that's what i would buy like i would go and try to get the hawk like that would be you know what i see there come on man let's get it together that would be

what it is hey man chicago one of my favorite cities in america man y'all got some of the funniest fucking crackhead i ever seen it my nigga but lorel no bullshit nigga i was on 70 knife and what host it one time i believe it's what it was this motherfucking crackhead tried to sell me a whole bunch of screwdrivers my nigga they were still in the box but it was like 40 goddamn screwdrivers, man. Wow. Electric toothbrush. The nigga tried to send me an electric toothbrush, man.

I'm not buying no fucking electric toothbrush from the homeless person. But did it have it? Was it covered up? It was in the plastic, but he had touched it. I mean, the germs was on the plastic, my nigga. He didn't even touch it. Hey, real, I damn sure appreciate you calling in, man, and just, you know what I'm saying? You can call in and fuck with us whenever you.

want to, man. Anytime you got some shit to promote, you coming to the city. Hey, you got any tour dates you want to drop? Yeah, I do, actually. I'm so irresponsible. But I would say this, is that, you know, just catch me in your city. I'll be at Carolines in August. I believe it was first week in Oregon, New York.

And then I'll be at the Montreal Comedy Festival in a few weeks, hosting a bunch of shows. And I'm excited about that. And then also, real quick, I got a show MTV called Get Out. Oh, shoot, acting out. Gee, I got too much. Everything is too much out at the end of it. But I'm hosting a new show MTV called Acting Out.

It's their first stand-up series where the stand-ups are doing their thing. Their jokes are being acted out of sketch form. So it's real dope. We just finished shooting 10 episodes of that. I'm really excited for my kids, one of the sketches where they play themselves. Hey, man, your kid's funny as hell. I'll be seeing them on Instagram and shit. Man, they so, they're so, my son, he's such an, he's a,

natural though man it's almost scary like because I knew I think he was doing so well he was like oh my god he should be a more I'm like I'm not and I want to have a big kid for a little while longer you know this business could just suck these kids in and spit them out and I want my babies just to go to their cells for now as a kid hey man I got much respect for that salute to all the real fathers

across the world doing that shit man making that shit man making that shit dad's life as where is that man keeps you balance I love being a father bro Hell yeah, man You can't turn that shit off That's where I'm trying to help Abraham Trying to help this nigga

Stay up the streets His name Abraham? His name? I didn't name him I didn't name him Yeah Yeah man Abraham with seeds

With the seeds That don't match Man You're Abraham You got to be great That's what I'm saying He's not living up to the name The nigga name

Got three four A's in it He can't even get three, four, eights. That shit crazy. No, man. He's a good kid, I think. Well, he's Abraham, man. I mean.

Yeah, he's a good kid, man. He's a cool little dude, man. We're going to help him out, man. Hey, my nigga, Ray, I appreciate you for calling in. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for girls who got two baby daddies, and they all cool. They just sit around and smoke of blood and watch the kids play. That's the type of them.

That's the type of people that we reach with this show right here, Laurel. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for a bitch with a 99 Ben's, but you can't tell her that bitch ain't brand new. I'm telling you, though. This podcast right here is for the women who went natural, but they still perm their edges.

That's who we're talking to on the 85 South Show. Oh, that's a man. Bro, you don't know who listened to this. I'm talking to all the bad bitches who don't never watch. dishes till they all get dirty. That's who we're talking to, real. Talking about bitches who got three or four to go boxes in their refrigerator right

now. You mean them bitches with the truck with the shoes? Man. That's me then, bro. I got, like, from the same Chinese place I go to and I lead a club. Real, I'm talking to all the niggas who go by Air Force ones from the flea market, where them bitches twice and just throw them in the garbage.

That's who we talked to on the 85th century. Got these rich niggins? definitely you got rich niggins let's way yeah rich nicknick we're talking to rich broke niggas man we're talking to the niggins who go to the cush man and buy two dime bags and just hang out for an hour talking to all the real man this is the 85 South show we're talking to all the real women who smell their pussy before they give you some that's who we talking to do she do it in front of you no no she'll sneak to the bathroom and you know white the puts up with a sock real quick. Where your sock

go? She didn't want to ask for a town. She had to sneak away to push her up with a sock. I don't know why she could have took a whole show. But whatever, this 85 South show, nobody's left out, Little Real. Oh, God, that's so fucking funny. I almost respect

a woman like that. Bro, if she don't give a fuck in the pussy's thing before you get it, she's awful. Hey, man, you don't came up in the What are those Hollywood girls like, Little real?

Not that I don't know. I'm just asking you. Well, I'm going to say this. I don't, they flaky. I say that. Some of the flakiest women I've ever met. Hey, bro. Hey, L.A. one of the realest places ever.

I was in L.A. one time. Fucked the shit out of this girl. She looked at me and said, you want me to call you an Uber? I was like, bitch, this ain't Uber type dick. You're going to drive me back to my hotel. The fuck is wrong with you. Uber everywhere.

Yeah, she's talking about you want me to call. I pay for your Uber. No, bitch. I fuck the shit out. true. You're driving me. I don't give a fuck if you lose your park of spot. You're about to drop me off. The fuck is you talking about. That L.A. shit

different, man. You took the Uber? No, she had to drop me off, man. I'm not bro. She's not about to disrespect me like that. Brose, it's 2016. What if she drove an Uber and turned up? I don't give a fuck. Then whatever. She turned this home. Yeah, yeah. Those L.A. women

different. I don't suck dick. I'm a vegan. This is just dick gluten-free. You're talking about. Stupid, eh. A little stupid. Hey, man, you watch the BET Awards? This is the last shit I'm going to ask you, man. Yeah, because they're looking like...

Yeah, I figured you had shit to do, but, man, shit, fuck it. Let me ask you about the BETT Awards, right, why you're in this motherfucker. So what? Me and Gerard Carmichael watched it over the phone talking to him. He's doing a new Transformers movie, which is fucking crazy. Nigger, they got a black trans... Hold up, wait.

They got a black transformer now? Oh, we're in science fiction now, but... No, no. I think he's going to be like what Chalibus was. Damn, I was hoping you by the gentleman this niggins a 96 Impala. Damn, I thought we had then made it. He turned into an SS? This nigga turned into an SS on them motherfuckers with 22s on them fucking niggins for the non-believers.

Terrible. That's fucking, you're stupid. We do what stuff, though, folks. Yeah. Hey, shout out to my dog, Gerard. Carl Michael, shout out to the whole cash. the Carl Michael show. L'Rell, next time you in Atlanta,

come to the studio and do this shit live with us, my nigga. You hear me? Come hang out, man, like this. It's a real studio, it's nice. I know, I saw it. It looks, it looks, I mean, I went shoot for a little studio like. It's not, it's not ours. It ain't, we ain't got nothing.

It ain't, mm-mm, no. Hey, man, as long as we clean it up real good, don't nobody say shit, bro. It's like, you know what I'm saying? You're going to wash your hands where you open the door, but everything's gonna be cool yeah man it's cool don't leave no paper out here is all we're saying like we gotta be clean like

you know we take a picture of the street when we come here so we can leave it just like it was hell yeah this the 85 South show appreciate you calling in Loureel you forever got our support you one of the realest niggas out here my nigga I appreciate that fan all right my nigga we're gonna catch you on the other

side okay easy bro all right bro Oh, that was dope, man. That's going to tell in. I'm sorry. They don't Matt. What's up, bro?

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