The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - "The Love Fantasy" ft. Karlous Miller & Jack Thriller | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: January 17, 2025

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When your eye closed one fold in here, let go. Hey, no count. Joe, when you get in, let her out. Go on here, get it in. No count, y'all, y'all. Hey, boy, yourself, y'ya. When they call yourself one from that, me, you're a lame, nigga. I don't know where you can, nigga.

Fuck that, nigga, what you think, nigga, ya. Throw it up. What's up, what you're behind, nigga? What side of you from? You can't hang, nigga. Yeah. Go ahead. It's lane, nigga.

And they go to Poohpoo. Yeah, let me do my time, you see, I'm from Mississippi, so niggas might not understand this. I then came from the land of red dirt and catfish. Cut your ass nigger from the top. Hey, get it understood.

I'm the type of nigger from the woods because we ain't got no hoods. They'll do it the most good. Everywhere you seen me rock it at, I'm the type of a nigga who are looking a bitch in the ass with the pockets at. Like where them dollars at? Like, where's the cheese?

I ain't talking about the hundreds and ones. I want the G's because I know for sure if I'm chilling with a bitch, she got potential to make a million while we're chilling on some other level shit. Why the fuck would I want something that can't give me nothing? And why the fuck would I give something

if I ain't getting nothing? See, you ain't understanding what I'm saying because you kind of slow. I might just slow it down, but I don't like my shit too slow. I know the way to go, and I'm gonna hit behind the scenes I like a bad bitch with big titties

look nice and jeans See I'm a nigger simple demands See that ain't part of my plan I try to put it in a way Where lanes can understand But why in the fuck Would I waste some good game on the lane Because they act like you ain't really

Even took your time and told them Anything see this the type of shit They can't do When I do it I make sure that it's coming Through your head like can'too Like bantu Knots in your pocket Where I stop it

I'm gonna drop it off I should get a rocket And go underwater Because I'm stopped Boy So let me just take it away From my partner Go ahead

I heard that y' niggas Robbers We'll stop you So you're watching nigger Boy trying to clock us Uh-uh Them choppers Rine here, nigga

And get what Yo ho We panning the droppers Yeah The beat just went off Because she came already And you said that That's the same already

Come on Yeah And I told that we do our thing already. She didn't come, but she came already. Yeah. She said, what you're looking at? Why are you staring?

I say, what you're talking about? Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? You'd be doing things like a white girl, a caring. Girl, you keep on going. I mean, you daring, backing, again, and I'd be going over there with that nigga that look like me because he'd twinning. Uh-huh. We'd be wearing the same thing.

I'd be doing the same thing. Uh-huh. He'd be over there with the girl in the blue, and I'd be with the same gang. Yeah. Because I be with the same thing. I'm talking about a gun. Nigger, bang, bang.

Uh-huh. Nigger, I'd just be on the church and the choir, because I sang-sang. Yeah. And the same thing. Yeah. That's in jail. That's one of my partners.

They all are. And we bring, bring. I'm talking about the noise. Yeah. Where are all the boys? Oh. It's Christmas time. I'm trying to give everybody some toys.

This is what we're doing. This is what we're sharing. I ain't going to say no more. It's all about caring. It's the season. He said, we're the boys. Let's do it for him. Let's do it for him.

Let's do it for the boys. If I take my time and break it down, line for line for you're going to look me right in my face and say that I'm fucking lying. I didn't have to argue with a bitch about another bitch that I ain't even fucking with. Man, this is some stupid shit because I ain't really with none of y'all. So why in the fuck am I explaining? You're on the phone, you want to argue where you couldn't be hanging, like my nuts. Yeah.

And that's nuts. Because you want to talk, and I don't give a fuck. Don't want to talk. I don't give a fuck what you're saying. Girl, girl, you're playing. Now listen what I'm saying. Listen, your house where I'm staying, because I ain't got nowhere to go.

But I do got a bag of clothes. Don't act like you don't know. Excuse me. That's when I walk on in And I say, hey to your son Like, hey, my friend I hope that you got some snacks And guess what? I know they hit

Way in the back Amen Y'all stupid as hell Jack, you went off I don't know what you were rapping about But you went off. I don't know about the boys part But you went out of the boys And they said, wow on the boys

That's true Santa calls is ready to give them some toys Jack, you know that was off top, right? Yeah, you know that was out. I didn't write none of that. You should have wrote some of that. He started with, he started with his vision. He said, I see y'all.

I said, no, he's cold. Come on now. He's a battle rapper. Slow it down. Yeah. Yeah. He said, I see what you do. I'm like, that boy that crazy.

Why are you staring? Why are you staring? How are you catching him staring, guys? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You can feel it. I can feel somebody looking at me. And then, did you hear what she said?

Wait. All those bugle boy jeans you're wearing. Yeah. Why would she think that? That's crazy. I guess it's because of the fit. Bugle boy? They more would be big and tall.

Because you were looking at my dick. That's what it was. No, she wasn't, Jack. The thing you had got a fucking cross. Oh, man. That's all wrong with you, bro. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. voted the number one podcast amongst black people who have ever got their hair done in the kitchen.

Facts. This is the number one show amongst hair braiders in the black community. We held it down, bro. Ten year anniversary. No cap. Ten years. No cap. Long scroon.

Long scroon. Long scroon. We're doing it in 2015, huh? Scroong, yeah. Big scrown. What's the secret, bro? What's the secret? What's the secret?

laugh about the time when we couldn't have. Yeah. Like, if you don't know, we had more parking lot conversations than we actually had episodes. That's what the progress is. We couldn't even get into the building. So we were sitting in the parking lot and talk. So that's why when we got on camera,

we were talking, it was just like, shit, we're doing this in the parking lot. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Hey, man, you know what? I think y'all's story is so fascinating. and I always wanted to know what was the correlation with you, I know how you met Chad,

but how did you meet Joe and Ryan at the Steve Hovey Studios? How does that even go? I knew Chad, and then them was all his friends. That's what I'm saying, bro. If we're real partners, bro, you bring somebody around, I got to be able to trust that they're good as you. And you've been knowing Chad since the mall. Yeah, Chad, I've been knowing Chad.

He's a young nigga. And he was like 17, probably. Something like that. You know that? Yeah, yeah. When I first moved down here, we all worked together. Me, Chad, Clayton. And it was at a cell phone.

At Town Center Mall. Okay. In Kennesaw. That Craig. She a young Chad. And so he didn't need. And the nigga clothes used to be big as fuck. Yeah.

Like the nigg clothes were so big. It looked wet. You know, like when the little rasper tried to dress like adults. Yeah. That was a chair. She's had a big-ass shirt, big shirt. Big sagged ass, khakis Terrible work

That nigga was Like now Compared to what he was You would never think That nigga gonna ever That nigga just fuck off And work all the same, bro And dicks

Won't work the dick sporting goods Oh, I ain't the wood I didn't know them Now sporting good I hated that job Just based off the name On Thanksgiving Where?

Dick sporting goods Where? Yeah With the on the overalls and shit Yeah I can't stand that word That's the name of the store bro, you had to deal with it.

But do you telling somebody you work at Dix? That shit, great. Yeah, well, the first day I was there, they wanted me. First day I was there, they had me as a greeter, and they didn't like the way I kept saying, welcome to Dix. Because I was loud and boisterous.

We y'all. Ended up working in the shoe department. Welcome to Digglingin Spunk Good. We had Diggilyne Sport Good, y'all. Welcome to Dickling Spong Good. The manager, bro, the manager who was the head manager, big old Rip White dude. He was so intense, bro.

He managed to be on steroids or something. Really? Yeah. He ran that motherfucker like the army. Great part about Diggily and Sporting Good got everything you need, too. There ain't no such thing as Dingling Sporting Goods. Don't even promote that on him. Sports goods.

Word, word. Dix, man. They even had a shirt. The shirt said Dix on it, man. That's crazy. That's crazy. They know what they were doing right there. Very emasculating.

You name your child, Dick is Craig. Yeah. Whoever even started Dick's sporting goods. was a real fucked up individual. Right, bro. He's like, I'm going to call it Dix. He took the dick joke too far. You remember the first motherfucking name Dick? I wouldn't eat at a restaurant

named Dix. Dick Tracy. Yeah. That was kind of crazy. Like, I don't give a fuck how good people said the food was. I would never eat at a restaurant called Dix. I know what they put in. What's your favorite restaurant? What you mean? What's your favorite? The place you go all the time

where you take all the holes. I like to go to get states. 1201 restaurant. Now, if 12.01 restaurant was called Dix, 12.1. Dix hamburgers. I want to go. Instead of five guys, five Dix.

I want to go. I want to go. You wouldn't go. You wouldn't go. It don't matter. Who is the baddest bitch in the world to you? To you. This is it.

Once again, we're talking about hypothetical. and whatnot, people that we've seen on TV, it is what it is. The most beautiful is the one, I wouldn't say they're the most beautiful than one because you can't find beauty and everybody. That's 100% definitely. I don't believe that.

I can't. I don't. Because I think that's what make beauty unique is that everybody don't have it. Yeah, they do. They got to know they're beautiful. What's you mean? They got to know that beautiful.

It's a glow. Beautiful just ain't just because you. It's not even up to me. You know what's all right? And she was dumb in hell? She ain't fine no, is she? No. Right, then, that beauty can't save her.

No, it can't save it. All right then. But have you ever saw an ugly girl, and then you didn't know that she was beautiful on the inside because you didn't give a chance because she would cross the room and you didn't feel a beauty. And also, your, your,

yeah, beauty ain't just about what you can see. And you just caught a, I want to say a bad night. Excuse me, DC? Some women don't even know. All you got to do is just glam yourself. It's a little good. It's like with a man when he groomed himself and he get a hat cut.

But you're a chain man, gang? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought that's what the beauty meant, though. It's like whether you do it or not, it's undenial. It's undenial. But if you got beauty from within and beauty on the outside? Right, because the outside beauty is just a matter of another motherfucker's opinion.

But that's what I'm saying. So it's beautiful to you, depending on what you call beauty. That's why I say it's not hard to be beautiful. All you got to do is just thank you beautiful, know you beautiful, and then just make sure you keep yourself up. Shit, you won. Right, but see, some motherfuckers have qualities that can make them beautiful, they don't have nothing to do with how they look.

But that's what I'm trying to tell you. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That's with the qualities and the attributes that you have. Right. You know what I'm saying? I don't think that it's just like, oh, everybody is beautiful. Some people got a type of beauty that it's like you ain't going to never be around in the moment to experience what makes them unique.

Understood. But I just have the benefit of a doubt so much on people that, I mean, don't get me wrong, it's some ugly motherfucker. They don't mean they're beautiful, though. They ain't beautiful. They might not be beautiful until the standards that I've seen. But that's what I'm saying. A lot of people are beautiful.

So if you're ugly to be, you're ugly motherfuckers, man. To you, though. Because an ugly motherfucker can walk in another room and not be ugly no more. That's what I'm saying. They just got to find their beauty where they space, where they can be beautiful than that. Or a space where ain't nobody going to even tell you whether they think you're beautiful or not. You're just beautiful. Everybody on here, equally beautiful.

Let's define beauty from y'all standards. I don't have stuff. I shouldn't have a standard of where your beauty at. You should already come in beautiful. You see what I'm saying? I should meet you where you're telling me you're beautiful at. I'm like, oh, I see why she bad. Okay.

No, that's up to me. They say beauty is in the eye of the behold. Come on now. So if you behold, then, I'm holding it. You can look right past the shit that they, presenting as the beauty. But that could be some bullshit, though. It's like, yeah, look, you're a bad

motherfucker, but the way you make me feel. Okay, and it's made for somebody. Your beauty is made for somebody. That's why it's beholden. Well, July 9, they, women are selling, they bring, they push in the forefront thinking that that's beautiful. That's because for years, men have been telling them that's all they want. But if that's all you got the offer, then you're going to do some whole shit.

But if that's all you got the offer, then that's what the fuck you're supposed to do. And that's beautiful. You should be offering. That is beautiful. No, but not when you're leading, you're using it to finesse. You can't hold everybody to the same standards, though. Some women, that's their game. Some niggas going to try to fuck everything.

Some niggas going to spend money. It's like, you can't penalize them and think that everybody got to take the same approach. No, I'm not penalizing them. Without that, you're not even going to appreciate the motherfuckers who don't present. Let's define the finesse. You got to have duality and everything. I'm not penalizing. I'm just saying that's the normal, I want to say, a state.

Maybe it's normal in the spaces that we occupy. There you go. We got to get out. We got to get out of a row. We're not going to where the ladies not presenting like that. Right. These ain't the ladies. Ain't nobody going crazy over no lady who got her work clothes on, fully clothed.

That's not true. I love that. I want that law and all the bitch. Yeah, me too. I want that whole suit on. I want that military hope. Oh, shit. Look at that ass shaking that goddamn long.

You see you. I see her right back to the ass. That's exactly what I'm saying. That ain't that. She's just classy with it. You're still looking for the same thing in a different thing. See, that's just like. In a different.

It's a wine. The women that's in the Delta outfit, right, that work from Delta. You see how classy that is? That'd be real. It's a facade. And it'd be like, and it's not even like, it's saying like a motherfucker like a top model. It's just this motherfucker walker with class. And it's just like.

It's a trick. She makes you like her. I don't know why. I don't know why. And be making on the internet. It's just work close. Hey, bro, it is just work clothes. And they're purple, too.

D.C., that is, weren't closed, bro. And then you see somebody in spirit. You're like, look at this bitch. Okay, I see what you did. I see what you did. I see what you're doing. She's late for work and shit, too, you can't have you. Yeah, yeah.

All right. I just met a Delta girl, a Delta, like, she's not a stewardess, the chick that check you in and whatnot. We was talking for a hot second, and then she told me Thanksgiving cost $2,000, and she invited me over, but she wanted me to help with the $2,000. You got money?

But I don't know these other niggas Yeah, that was kind of confusing This is my first time eating the family And I'm funding Thanksgiving You Jack Thriller Yeah, I think she think Jack Thriller mean Willie Lump Blump

That was a lot of food $2,000 worth of food That's a yeah Because you know Thanksgiving It's only $400 this year What you mean? $400 is I like That's a minute

That's a minimum About two weeks worth of food right now Jack For a regular family He flat out just asked you to help She asked me to contribute to her thanksgiving and invite all her family over. Jack, you don't be helping these women? Did you be me?

Say the game, sir? You don't be helping the women that you meet? No, I'm all about helping. I'm all about helping. But you're not Willie Lumplump. I'm not Willie Lump Lump Lump. I'm not Boo Boo the fool. Yeah, and I think just because.

Well, this is somebody you involved with? I was trying to get involved with, but she was like making the expectations of being evolved. She wanted you to pay for that food first. Yeah, yeah. And then, you couldn't have came with just like something on it. You was really expected to pay the whole amount. Hey, it sounds like I was going to pay the whole thing. Women don't understand, like, I guess that's you could get completely turned off by some shit like that.

I did. See, some women, but see, that's the thing. Like you said, I wanted my superstars. Some of them are dealing with his space that when they add for money, them nigg would cough it up. So when they're coming around the space with us, and they were like, we want some money. You want some money. Oh, this fucking homeless bitch wants to... Yeah. Get the fuck away from me.

Yes. You fucking peasant. You want something for me? Yes. I thought there was an even exchange. I didn't ask you for money. You want money, I want money. Whatever you ask for I want, I want my ass boy, too.

Is he wrong for that? I need, my lights need to be cut on. Is he wrong for that? No, he ain't wrong for that. But in the United States, some of these women, you got to take care of. I don't mind doing that. Hold up. It go back to gender rules, too, now. When is it accessible?

You're the man. You got to be the provider. When is it excessive, though? You got to be that nigger. You got to start off saying, hey. You have to start off as that nigger? You got to let her know. You got to let her know.

Hey, I ain't got a money for you. You got a lead off with that. I ain't got no money for you. And if it goes on after that, you know she ain't in for the money. Okay. She already know. You let her know, hey, I'm a good friend. You can call me.

I come get you. You scranded. But I ain't got no money for it. You are triple-A. You are triple-A. You need insurance. In triple D.C. Then you need help.

Okay. I can take you to my church. They'd be feed people. Yeah, yeah. Like, I can't help you. Mm-hmm. But I can't give you no money. Yes, yeah, yeah.

Can't fund your life. You know, this is the hardest. She thinks you draw a generation wealth. The world has seen in a while. Mm-hmm. It is. Mm-hmm. That shit great.

Yeah, it's a generational theft out here, too. Have you ever fucked the shit, right? Yeah. And she knew she wanted to ask you for something, but she ain't asked for something. just yet. She let you hit, and she let, like, a couple of days later go by. And she'd be like... Gotcha! Yep! And she'd be like, can I ask you a...

Ah, ah, ah, come on. Come on. Kanasi trying to break me in, Kanasi, that gave me the kooch. I was just wondering, if you can help me out. Then you're thinking that out, you're like, should I help this bit, man? She didn't give him to pussy, man. You're like, I don't know how to ask you this. You're like, I don't know how to answer this. You're like, all, maybe if I don't respond. She don't really need like that.

And then she hit back, like, da-da-da-da. You're like, damn, she really needs this shit. This is the crazy part that we ain't never even considered. I got a help. I got to save. Hold on, what's the cap? What's the cap, what's the cap, though? She's the baby, yeah, I got it.

What she asked for? What she asked for? What she asked for? You're not the only nigger that she didn't ask for this help. That's what I'm saying. So how long do you wait to be like, do you be going right away? Or do you like, let me see if she really need. Think about it.

Sometimes they have a problem. And all their niggas agree to help them. So one problem, she can get $3,000, $4,000 off of them. Oh, wow, yeah. That crazy. I ain't even gonna lie, bro. What's your cap? What's your cap?

Are you the $400,000? You the $3,000, $4,000 nigger? No, I'm saying, like collectively. She says she's talking to eight niggas, right? Yeah, eight niggas. And she just asked all eight of them niggas for $3,400. and everybody come through. She just hit.

For what? What's you asking for, though? She's just asked for $300. Like, it might be for anything. Anything. Babe, I can get my head is. She sent, she copied and paid. Like, you know how niggins copy and paid?

She's copy and pasted that same shit. Nine different niggins. And then she realized four niggas hit back. Can you put some of that tribe, bitch. The other five ignoring your stupid ass. Yeah, you didn't fuck me. Yeah. You forgot to fuck me.

And the one who won the fuck, he's going to send him. A cell. Excuse me. Babe, what you need. Excuse me, excuse me. You forgot the fuck, man. He's going there, A-South. I got you, baby, what you need?

Yeah. I told you, the other niggins ain't talking about shit. Yeah. The other nigga who she let hit, he like, when you need it by. Too, what you mean? Yeah, yeah, I didn't, yeah, I didn't, yeah, yeah. This is going to try to lie. I need it like by tomorrow, and then the red nigga was like,

damn, why would you wait to the last minute? She liked him, so she'll let him talk crazy through. He'll let him talk crazy through. Why are you waiting to the last minute? All seven of them niggins in game two. Hey. Hey, D.C., all bullshit aside this shit happened to me today. But the only thing that saved me,

and there's some real shit that's happened to me in real life. My grandmother died on Thanksgiving. I had a chick called me two days, and she forgot that my grandmother died on Thanksgiving. Hit me up the day crying on the phone and shit, blah, blah, blah. And such and said, she was like, hey, Jack, can, you know, my baby daddy had then wiped out my whole account and stuff.

And she said, but how are you doing, though? I'm nothing about me. I said, remember, I'm over here getting this funeral together for my grommel. Her shit is this Saturday. And she said, oh, okay. And then she was like, okay, let me just call you back. Because she's done with me, because she sees that my money going to the funeral.

So she's going to the next nigger. So she ain't even care. No, she didn't care. She didn't say shit by my grandma. Oh, she asked how old she was. What did that fuck, no. All she asked me how old she was. I ain't trying to laugh.

Oh, she was in the high school? Because my grandma went 99. She lived full of life. Right, that's a good life. May you go get her from my grandmother. Good life. Good life. She was so young.

Yeah, 100% man. 200 grandkids and great-grands later. She did her thing. So, Jack, all the women you deal with being these money and shit. Remember the other one you told her kid to call you daddy? That was regularly.

Yeah. If you want some money, call me daddy. And they were grown. What I was, what I would tell you is by 65% of the women that I deal with need some money. I think that's pretty good, could have presented. I mean, to be real, 65, like you said,

women, don't give me wrong, you got women that's bosses out here. They don't need a nigga for shit. Wait, hey, where they are? Hit me up. You got to put them on the person, man. You got some women out there that really don't need the nigga for shit. But then you got the one that you just,

it comes with the package. It's like, all right. You got something that you can hit for free, not really saying free. You ain't really cough up nothing for real to really get it. You just pulled up at a house, got it, chill with her. You're like, oh, she's cool, you ever, she cool. But you got to go somewhere, spend something. All right, both of y'all like to drink, so you really kind of like trying to catch a vibe.

So you're spending something to catch a vibe. Then all of a sudden, she may need something. So you're really trying to show that you fuck with him. So you're like, all right, huh. He'll go there, Hulu, Bill. He goes that Hulu, Bill. He's going to Hulu. He goes that Hulu.

He goes that Netflix. Oh, your son needs a football cleat. I can do that. I can do that. He's a little, man. Yeah, yeah. Go out there, be, B, B, B, you know what, be Deon. Yep, be Deon.

You know what I'm doing. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. Yeah, yeah. You all right. He can go extra cleats right here. But shit, you, you're going to Bottle.

You, you're a thousand in now. I was at Dix. I was shopping at Diggs. Where you was at? No, I'm saying. You don't went out to eat. Oh, I don't want to eat You forgot about all the time, you know, kicking in.

Nine time to hit. Oh, this is, yeah. Nine time to hit. Now it's time to hit. How many times? How many times? I don't want that way. Before I hit?

You know, when you get older, you build a relationship. You probably go out like three, four times. D.C., you're matured than a motherfucker right now. I see, okay, cool. You're at the age where you like company. Me, I like real company. You like real company. I want to be able to be quiet sometime and listen to you talk.

Okay, got, got you. You know what I got you? Yeah, I got you. So if you just tell me you got some pussy, you're talking to a niggins who doesn't have been fucking so long, bitch. Got it. Got it. That's just like a car. You finish in here and tell me what motor in that damn. I don't get what a fuck about that motor, bitch. I would drive a car with 300,000 miles on it.

You hear me? I don't care about that. It's about the ride. It's about how smooth it is. How far can this ride take. Yeah. You dig what I'm saying? Okay.

First of all, we gotta have a certain standard. Everybody can't be in our presence. That's 100% right. We give away our access too much. Right, right, right, eh, eh, you'd be like, damn, you can't take your back. You can't take your back. You can't take your butt back.

And you can't take your pocket back. And you can't take your pocket. And you're like, man, I'm so acting regular. I need to start act like beyond saying draught. Everybody don't supposed to get access. Everybody don't supposed to get access to them type of folk. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.

Yeah. We'd be so cool because we come from nothing. So we don't treat people as like, no, you can't talk to me. You get the fuck out of my faith. But sometimes, man, hey, man, that motherfucker ain't put to be around you, man. What y'all won't hit in this particular point in your lives?

It ain't about what you won't hit. It's about what you want to put up with. What you want to put up with? You see what I'm saying? You're like, what you're like, oh, I ain't fit to put up with that shit. Oh, I don't want none of that. Yeah, yeah. I told you, bitch, you can't come over here brab, bribe me with no pussy, bitch.

Best when they're selling it Bride, yeah Bride is selling Wow Hello Yeah Work for it and go bind it Hmm

You're not about to She easy shop I won't settle for You trying to use The pussy like a reward Right It ain't a reward I'm giving you some good dick

The same way You gave me some pussy It's an exchange And I'm at the age Where I'm grown I can't be asking you For no pussy all the time Right

You know I need some pussy That shit on my mind, gang. I need some pussy. I don't want this. I need this. Yeah. I need this shit. You see all the fucking work.

I'm over here. And then you don't want me to go get no pussy. Yeah. So you need to make sure I always got something. Yeah. Yeah. Whether you're mad at me or not. You need to ask.

You want some pussy? Before you let, I'm fuck all that. Hey, you want some push. How much push do you need? How much push do you need right now? You know what? Sometimes don't even ask me. Just tell me, look, your food in there.

Go on and eat and get you a bath and get you some of this pussy so we can go to bed. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. Yeah. Chigin nuggets and pussy. Nigginsuggett and pussy. I know what to do it all that.

I'm in the tub playing like a little boy. Ready to go get some for a shit. I'm loving it. I'm gonna meet some pussy sometime. I'm out here working. Being the kid, daddy. I didn't pay it all this. And you know it's the first of the money.

You know the thing is straight. I paid your bills. Bill is paid. Bill is paid for. I bought a book bag. I bought a little bags. All I need is a little pussy. Pencils.

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She's stressful out here, baby. Mm-hmm. Show me. I ain't never said you had to cook. I said you needed to feed me. That means you can go get the food and put it on the plate. That's what I'm saying. Get me something.

Big, bring me something hot. Oh, you're saying, you're preaching now. You're preaching now. You're preaching now. You got to stone all the fake cook. So you don't have to know how to cook for real. Get a third of me's for the family. And put it on the place.

You ain't got to know how to cook to be my girl. Scoot me some of that man's potato. Yeah, yeah. Show me that you're going to. Can you make a plate? I never said cook. I said feed me. Make a plate.

Some hot food. That's all we said, shout-in. It's a family reunion. Niggins to give up the... You ain't even got to cook it. Just give me something hot. Hot. Put it on the plate.

On a real plate, too. Not even the fucking paper plate. Look, you put too much food on this app. So the saying the way to a man's heart is through his stomach and he never went out of style. No. Never went out of style. So when you hear a woman says, I don't cook.

when you, you're going to have a problem. You know why you're going to have a problem? Because there's no way for her to even be sitting as she's preparing it. She knows she's preparing something for you that's going to be nutrition. Yeah. You see what I'm saying?

That's right. I need to digest something that I know that's made with love. That's right. Made with armor. That's right. You see what I'm saying? Made with a little marriot, and I know where it's coming from. Like, this motherfucker want to see me energized.

That's right. Yeah. My motherfucking girl made these motherfucking lambs chops the way I like it. You feel me? And she said, I'm gonna give me some pussy in a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Okay. So it's like, niggas a happy home.

Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? It's on us to make sure that we just be kings. Now don't get me wrong, man, niggins ain't shit. We be out here fucking off doing all this lame-ass stupid shit. You feel what I'm saying? But when you really got one, really at the house doing what you need to do? Man, you got tightened up, man.

You know what I'm saying? When do you know that? Because I know you know, when do you know that you got something really good at the house? What is that, how do you define that? When she's doing shit, when she's doing shit because she loved you, bro. The little shit you ain't even asked for.

That shit, you ain't even know you need it. It's different. You know, try to get some of the hodes that you fucking and pick you up from the airport. Do that. Drop you off and pick you up. They sleep. And you got an early flight.

You're talking of like 6.30 and shit. Like, these motherfuck I got got her bed. out her bed with her money on. This time of year where it's cold outside. That means she really care about whether you make it home. It's not even about to ride. Do you care if I make it home? See, the motherfucking thing is to ride.

It ain't about to ride, man. Do you care if I make it to the crib? Oh, this bed, leave me in the street. Forgot out here. You forgot to come get me. Man, I can't depend on you for shit. Get the fuck on, man. If you look shit like that, now you step to the side.

It's all the shit, I feel like as a man, all the shit that you don't have to ask for the intangible shit. Like you said, motherfuckers don't cook. There's some motherfuckers who could do that shit with no effort. Facts. Okay. And the shit hitting like a real meal. Okay. Some motherfuckers can cook, but they can't make a meal.

Like, can you make this shit complete? Can you make this house smell like you've been cooking? Can you make this motherfucker feel like home in hell? You can cook, but the food don't complement each other. Right. What would that look like? Like he said, you can cook, but you can't make a meal. Okay, food roll-ups and-in-way.

This motherfucker, she just made some. You just made shit. Like, I can't even eat this shit together. You know what I'm saying? But where the macaroni and shit? She just made a chicken. She just made an entre with no size. No, it's just like, you just made the food.

It ain't enough food to fill up the plate. Yeah. Proper honor. Didn't like he ain't making it for nothing. Yeah, yeah. He's just cooking to be like, let me show that nigga I be cooking See, it's starting all wrong. Okay, this ain't this ain't what I'm talking about. Okay Okay, okay. I'm appreciative and I'm gonna eat Okay, but as I'm eating I'm analyzing the motherfucking preparation in the middle. I'm like man, they're really don't get a fuck about me, man Right, because she ain't even eating this shit

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, man, they're supposed to be for us You made this shit for me Mm-hmm, but it'd be a little shit, girl. I don't know I don't know I Like, when you fucking with a woman, I ain't saying she might come over your house Saturday and clean your whole crib. If you invite a lady over your crib and she don't, like, straighten it up.

She don't get a fuck about you. I'm talking about fix the pillows and little shit like that. Fix the pillow. It's a little shit like that, though. She may be rambling, but she at least she picked it. You know, I'm like, thank you, but bitch, I ask you to do that. I appreciate it.

At least you're supposed to know how to clean, ladies, let me put your own game. All right. Clean up around his personnel's. Right. Ain't nobody say you had to put a goddamn scarf on your head and beat. Because when you're folding, you're trying to pat down on the pockets. Don't fold the pants.

But see? Keep the pants where they're at. Even if you're going to do that. Show a nigga you ain't going to fuck with his money. That's the type of shit that makes that separate the real from the fake. Show a nigga that you ain't going to fuck with his money. That too. But still, don't test my money.

I don't want that going to make of you rambling to me, bitch. Just don't test my shit. Do y'all do tests like that? Because some men do tests like that. I don't say I do tests. You never know when I'm testing. Just put it like that. I pay attention to it's like, like I said, the intangible shit.

You might not even notice that shit until one day you sitting there and be like, yeah, she do be doing that. And they ain't never had the answer to do that. It's just shit that she started doing to try to make shit easier around this motherfucker for both of us. Or when she stopped doing some shit. When is it cool to invite your new significant other around your family? When did she call her? When did she qualify to come around your people?

Your friend. When she qualified, you don't have in your house for long enough. When you don't care about who see y'all together? When does that happen, though? How do you know that's cool? You don't know because you don't get a fuck about who see you? Nick, I'm blind. But you don't been seen a couple times.

You're like, well, shit, I guess. Nick, you blind. Why are you worried about who see you? you're always being seen and you don't see nobody so that's how you need to think motherfuck to see you man ladies imagine being with a blind

nigga he don't want to be seen with you that's funny that's funny he don't want to be seen why you want to go over there you'd be scared to go public with your women tell me what we're at

and we ain't out of you are you fucking with them in private or are they fucking with you in private There's something to think about it. We can hear you. And that shit ain't easy. He's like, like, nigga, we hear that. I thought I were doing some.

He got out of whisper, nigga. Damn, Jack. That's deep, right. That's deep. That's deep. You always got to be seen a world. I don't know why people get in relationships to try to hide that shit anyway.

Show that, show mind off. It ain't gonna do nothing The hose that was gonna try to fuck You still gonna wanna fuck You ain't gonna lose nothing Women gonna wanna fuck off of how they See you treat other women Exactly

And they don't want nobody They don't nobody else won't He says a gentleman out against a piss That's probably why you don't got no hose It's easy to get some holes When you got them women like Niggas than other women are already like So they need to see me in public

But they yeah They do With people With those women If you want some holes, you need to be seen with some holes. But if you want to be a good man and get a whole bunch of pussy, get a wife. They love to fucking marry, man. Facts.

I don't know what going on. They have just immorality going on out there. It's a whole lot of adultery. Yeah, I had got a lot of pussy when I were married. I believe it. That was wrong with you. You're scared, because you already been, ain't shit your whole life. Now you're scared to be, you're scared that is you didn't ran out of it.

juice to not be shit. So now you forced to change. Right. You ain't a young nigga no more. Now- You change. Why you look at me like you don't want to change? Then you need to fucking change. I didn't know that I was, someone was wrong with me. And plus, you're worried about the wrong shit. Oh, you really, you need a motherfucker. You can trust. I need to hear this. You need a motherfucker. You can trust. Because you easily take a thing. How do you find somebody to trust? They got to walk with you, Jack. Jack, in your situation, walk with you? You're going to have to use your heart and not your eyes, nigga. You feel me?

That's what you got to do, man. Stop forcing it. You feel me? I think you're one of them people who always feel like it's going to be something better. Really? Yeah. You probably don't messed up on a lot of people

that probably really liked you. You said that a long, long, long time ago. You want to ask you don't butt-ass naked for the man lady and shit. Yeah. You got to stop doing freak-ass shit like that. Don't feel bad. Everybody in them fucked up, a good one. Yeah, yeah.

That's how you learn the difference. And then you seem to her be good, too. A whole other nigga, you're like, damn. I can't believe I had that shit. I actually up. I actually upped the nigger a whole wife. Really? Lade it up for him.

Once I look back in retrospect, I was like, one of them beautiful-a-lobs, nigga. All the nitty had to do with catch that bit. It's in there. Right. Fuck that all of it. Don't worry about it. It's a lot about me.

You don't know, Jack. I have had a series of unfortunate events. Damn, he had to watch it. No, it's like, nigger, and the crazy part is I had enough fucking foresight to be like, this one decision, I already know what's coming with it. I'm going to do the shit anyway because last time I ain't do it. Right. And did nobody give a fuck when I did it right, all them times.

Right. Now I'm going to do it for me. Right. Then it felt like, you know, like on the movie where them nigg would jump out the plane. Right. I feel like I just free falling. And I knew, I knew, like, in the moment why I'm about to make this decision, I'm like, if I make this decision right now, it's going to change everything.

It was like red pill, blue pill. Took the wrong pill. Nope. I took the one that I wanted to take. At that time. And then, once I was like, hey, hey, hey. Hello, hello, hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello? This shit ain't even real. This shit ain't even real. Just echoes. Dang, and I knew it. How many, bo.

Buh. All the hooped it. Now, this is the bad part about it. Is it still successful? Huh? Is that situation still successful? It's still going on. Damn, it was that good?

Dang. It's just like this. Imagine building your whole house. I'm talking about you by the land. It's just woods. You take down the trees. You get that motherfucker level. You get everything right.

The house built. Then you're just like, no. They don't never want to move. They don't want to resell. They don't want to do nothing. It's perfect. Motherfucking, I bury somebody in the backyard.

That's in the family for life. Equity, it's a fence around. Equity, it's a fit. Down the road, ain't nobody even worried about you. You're good. Fenced in. You still ride by Jenny, Jetta. Fake imagine.

See somebody in the window. You got to ride? I seen that car come by here again. The market. shit I gotta go that fuck though it'd be like that sometimes

but that's how you know you know none that if you ever see those type of qualities again you know you hook me up probably won't you won't

probably won't probably won't it was that good one in the light times type shit nine out of ten dang nine out of ten for one

for one that wasn't you talking about that one that one just had to go see I gotta go see what this talking about

why do I got to go see with this talking about because I had already said in my mind if I ever had to go see what it's talking about I'm gonna go see

what it's talking about and it cost me it didn't it didn't it didn't it didn't it didn't cause you

but you know it was a mistake. But the wrist? The wrist was way... This the wrist. Right. What's the rib? This is the reward. I still got the reward, but I risk too much. I risk too much. I then got what I came to get, bitch. Don't get me wrong. I'm betting 900 to make a hundred.

Okay. If I lose, I lose 900. Okay. If I win... But you made a hundred. But you made a hundred. I got it. I got it. I remember now. It's too, it ain't too late.

I still got this. These are the things that you would tell yourself as a man to comfort yourself. Right. No, you fucked up. You're all right. No, it ain't, man. I'm going back to that casino. And I'm going to get my money.

That's a Walmart now. Now you got to have a whole new vision game. That took your money and ran. That ain't even the same kind of business no more. They switched up. Be like that, though. Be like that. You got to learn from them type of situation, though.

I see what you did. Because that's why I be trying to tell you, D motherfucker. I see what you did. If you ever done been in a position that you didn't, you had experiences and you didn't overuse your experiences, you technically know you become a professional with this. Hey, this is the different. Like, come on,

if you only experience good, good will be good enough. But you might not need to know that good is good because you've been experienced. Then once you get exposed to great, you'll never like good again. I know.

But see, if you never would have- Good or bad once you exposed to great. You can't go from, you can't go good, good, good, great, back to good. No, because you shouldn't, you didn't. You shouldn't level level great. You're so used to get good. You ought to go back to that good.

And a great, like, Hey, everybody ain't great. Oh! You don't like great. You like good. You like good. You need to go back to good, yeah. I want great, though.

I know what good means. I want some good, I want some great, too. I want some great, too. Can we tell people what qualifies us great? Now, see, once you get you stay good and then you taste great. All right. I got it. You be like, mm, it's got to be, no, this is it.

Great, I see what you're saying. You're trying to figure out. why great is great because you know it got a little good in it right so you always knew good could be better yeah you said that you always thinking good could be better yeah yeah that's my problem yeah you gotta understand that shit great mm-hmm great already great niggins it's already great you just got to walk you ain't gotta do none too great he's just got to walk with it yeah you got to walk with it yeah yeah you're right some days you might not any want it but they just got to walk with it

The good. Good. Good only is on momentum. Good is only good for a time period. Show now. And then before you know it, good would be nasty. Yeah. Oh. Because you don't taste it so long that you remember. You were like, now, I remember this shit should be good. Yeah.

That shit nasty, gang. But see, once you hit that great, though, your taste is your taste and change. You can't go back. You can't go back. But what you can do is go back to good. Okay. And understand that you got to. to be appreciative because

everybody ain't great. And be thankful that you're at least getting some good, because you could be getting some bad. Could be getting nothing. Could be getting nothing. I almost doesn't count. Feel me? No, not 100% definitely.

Spoiled. Also, they said one apple spoiled the bun. Yeah, that right. One bad apple. Hey, man, make sure you eating some of the good apple and not that bad one. Yeah. Because the moment eat that bad one, you get sick. But they say, give it one more trial for you, you give up on love. All I'm saying is, once you get sick, now you're trying to find different

fruit. You ain't giving up on love. Jack, you're giving up? Hell no. You said that like a lion. Yeah, man, I love me some love. You're going to get married again? You've been married.

I was married for six months. Yeah, it was 2016. I got married on Valentine's Day, got divorced on Halloween. What happened, bro? I got a trick and a treat. What happened, bro? You found out she was fucking and some shit? Yeah, I found out she had fucked here,

like about six niggas that was in my phone already. Oh, why you then investigate all that? What difference does that make? You had already married. My ego. My ego had got me in there. And when I could she, my fantasy for myself when it came to marriage

was a woman to propose to me. Get out of one knee and put a ring on it. Right? She did that shit. Jack, must be the one. Jack, wait a minute. Yeah. Why did the niggins that she had fucked before you were even back?

This he hit that, he's Lord Fadquhar. Lord Fadquhar. He didn't put the pulse to me, my Fiona. Why did that become a conflict? You had already married her. And that was before you got it. You was insecure about it. I was insecure about it.

But I tried to work it out. But I kept on having right there. You were thinking of how they were laying their ass out. I can't believe it. Mind you. I was, I worked for one of the niggas that was in my phone. So she had fucked the niggins that you worked for.

Seeing this nigga every day, getting a check from him. Talking about with 50? What, this, you don't have to do that. Oh, my bad. You don't have to do that. He's talking about, he's talking about the other rapper he's working. Oh, because I'm trying to figure out.

I ain't too many nays. He's been working for you. He didn't work with air. A lot of people. No wonder. Oh. Okay. Make sense now.

Damn, Jack. So it made you look kind of disloyal, huh? Yeah. So you try to say, I'd be stealing, and you run his stealing niggins' hole and married him? That's why he, it cuts so deep. I didn't know it wasn't mine. He's talking about I ain't know it wasn't mine. Yeah, she, I was a stepping stone.

He's talking about I ain't know it wasn't mine. I was a constellation prize. Right. To still be around the game. And I ain't know it. Ooh, she was using you to be around her. Around her. For the cloud.

Yeah, for the cloud. So you were married to the motherfucker who was getting around. Yeah, I fell off like that. You fucked up in the head. I fuck. You don't trust nobody. You said that a long time ago. You don't.

And it always bothered me when, like, only. He's like, yeah, the problem is, Jack really don't trust nobody. I can't get that shit out of my mind. D.C. saying that. Jack, you're a traumatized. They didn't think it don't trust nobody. You traumatized. They ain't all like that.

No, I know they're not. You got to deal with a difference. You picked that one in particular to be like, yeah, this, because she proposed to you, niggins? Like some friend to tell shit, like, oh, she got to be the one. She got on one knee and put a ring on it, yeah. Did you tell her that your girl was going to propose to you? So she kind of, like, knew it. I might have accidentally said something of that nature, yeah.

So she knew that that one was going to get, yeah. If I proposed, I got this, thing. Yeah, she saw my dumb ass a mile away. You told her. You lobbed it up. I told her how to get me. But I didn't think you're going to actually. Who do shit like that?

Nick's saying, if you pull up in a banana boat car and propose to me, I'm gonna marry you. They're gonna pull up the next day in a banana boat car and proposed to you. I heard that she pulled up in the horse-drawn carriage and took the nigga out to eat and everything. My favorite restaurant. Swept him off his feet. You was a $5 a hole. He cried and everything. I hurt bad, bro.

2016, I ain't recovered yet. Okay, okay, time about No, you see, this is real niggas was drinking and everything So he was out of drinking tripping He was drinking and tripping, dog You remember that shit, Jack had to go and get on Jack Hold on, so when you, when you found out

The first ripping like Yeah, drinking his ass I remember Yeah I remember So when you found out the first one How that came to your, like She showed me the music video

They made it made This after the wedding, yeah. Don't say, okay, she showed you one music video, so you were like, I saw the nigger doing the shit that I do to her in the video. And it was so confusing to me. I couldn't sleep next to her. It was traumatizing like a motherfucker.

And in the other nigger, his TV show come on every day, and I watched this nigger show, and I couldn't watch this nigger show no more. I didn't wear all the nigger movies and all that thing. So how he came on? How he came about? That was part of her past, too. No, so how did these niggas start coming out? Like, how did they just come out?

She thought she should tell me because she know that I'm going to be around them and if she's coming in the room. So every time you're about to go somewhere, she was like, look, I need to talk to you. Yeah, so you know, before we go in here, I know this name. But you know what's cool about these niggins? They were never going to say nothing.

She told me before. And that's what would fuck me up. And she wouldn't have told me none of this shit, none of these niggas, they love me enough not to tell me that shit. It's not a nigger dutututut to come up and be like, well it depends on I fuck your girl you know I fuck your

excuse me and ain't something a nigga to introduce he'd be like hey what's on my man I fuck your girl long time before y'all got together

yeah since in case you want to put that on your mind yeah that's what happened to me I kept on imagining that happening

to me and I couldn't get it out of my mind I couldn't flee next to her do you do you get I got something to tell you

that chick you just came in with I fuck Hey, hey, my man, no disrespect. Hey, I walk in the room with her dick is like this. No disrespect, just in case you want to think about it. I saw you come in with the lady I used to fuck back in 96. Yeah, I fucked her a lot.

Used to fuck the shit out of me. Yeah, a whole lot. That's why I fucked your bitch. I used to put big dick in her. You love? You love her? You love her? Hey, well, my name is Jerry.

You love her? You love. Jerry, the dick man. Used to fucking girl. Dick Jerry. That's what they call. Big Dick Jerry. Just a case.

All right, guys. But at least she told you, though, game. No, it's me. Hey, man. I'll put my number in your phone, man. And let's catch up, right? Just in case, man, you know, if I ever be around you, I just want you to know.

I used to fuck her. Yeah, I fucked her long time ago. Yeah, just in case you want to think about it. You know, when you sleep. When you sleep. Damn. When you sleep. But she told you, though, gang.

Jack, you lost your soulmate over some dick she got before you knew her. I couldn't get it. You got to honor that, bro. Why did that bother you so much? Because I could, because I still. She can't unfuck them niggas. At least he told you, game. She can't unsuck that dick.

All you doing is getting mad about shit she did before she met you. Do you understand that women be out of her sucking, and fucking people? That's not up to you. You can't determine who the fuck been fucking on her. When you marry your next girl. When you marry your next girl. Why would you work?

Somebody fucking your future wife right now. Somebody been fucking. Dogging. Dogging. She like being floored with the lights off, catwoman style. Jack, it just slipped out and she put it back in. Raw. She got, gawking.

Raw. She's hearing raw right now, no rubble. Yep, bang. Getting that vein up in that pussy, getting that vein up in that pussy, getting that vein up in that pussy. Getting that vein up in that pussy. And she's really thinking about married him. He didn't even tired yet. He's still.

Punishing. I would have nothing. I ain't going to lie. He's still going. He still going. You got worried about me. I would have came already. You're going to miss the people's future wives right now?

Hey, man. When they ain't marrying us, shit, that's what we doing. We're just getting them prepared to whatever they got to their hook. Don't ask. Don't ask. If you're that sensitive, if you know you can't add. I didn't ask for this. I didn't even ask you this.

She's going to tell you something. So she would have never told you. If she would have never told me, I would have known. You still would have been in love. And, man, they would have just came around me and said, hey, you got a good one right there. And I would have just said, Pat, thank you. So it just shows. Wow.

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Farland Wains. She had did a few dicks. Did that right? That's what you left for? This nigga Craig. That's why y'all didn't work it out. We tried to. The nigga going to hit me in my DM telling me, hey, bro, at least she got good taste.

man all you do you just need to talk to her so you DM'd no he DMM-me and told me that because I didn't put it out on drink jams and I did it by accident because I was still going through it at the time man that was drinking heavy man

and when he said that to me who is she since she don't bring it up it's still no he said to bring her name no one he's talking about no one absolutely that's the problem that's what make it worse

she ain't been on that reality show D.C. Nick's still hit. Going crazy. Been around. You're talking about this. This nigga on TV. He hit.

That's what really fucked it up. Because you found that she was sexually active before you. Okay. So this is what really fucked it up. Yeah. So these women go around. I got it off my chest. And I did it for a couple months.

Okay. Immature. I'll take that. I'll go do a show in Cleveland. I'll come back. She'd take all her shit. And some of me. my shit and leave me.

So she robbed you? She robbed me and this and just love. Right. Where she go? She went back to her grumble my house. And I asked her about three times.

Come back home. Bring me my shit. Bring me my shit. Come back home. Bring me my shit. Come back home. Bring me my shit. Or come back home.

She didn't do any of one of them. Anybody leave me and go to her grubble house. I don't need you, no way, bitch. You couldn't leave you, go to your home spot? Jack. He had to go to the grandma's spot? She went out of my mom. That was the final stroke.

I couldn't take it no more. I couldn't. She thought she was really, like, like, she was A-side on this relationship. She thought she was the A-side. That was before you, though, gang. You can't get mad of for that, me. That's what Genuine told me.

Man, just let it go, man. You don't want to end up like me. Going across the country singing pony every night. You know what I'm saying? Fucking all the bitches in the world. You don't want that, bro. I'm in a $7 million house. Not knowing that you, that's exactly what you want.

That's exactly what the fuck I want. He was the worst therapist ever. I would love to be his singing pony tonight. Fucking all the holes in a $7 million. In a $7 million house. In a $7 million house. This is a real proposition. I'm going to bring him on.

He's going to tell you the shit himself. He's gonna tell you this thing He'd have to explain that goddamn glad Brough This was my life Damn man, it can be mad at all You probably fucked it up You know, I could have been a little bit

I wish I was more mature I wish I was in the frame of mind That I didn't really really ruined Your whole marriage If you ever been with a girl right Yeah I have been I have So think about right

I'm saying I ain't say that Yes you did That's what you did Do it No I bet But he didn't even feel it's the question I'm sorry You'll be with a girl, right?

And she's going crazy. She freaked that. But you all, you're gonna fuck it like two, three times. Gang, she didn't did this before you. So that means somebody else got this time in treatment. But did she tell me? Hey, man, I used to fuck all the niggas all the time going crazy in the club, let a nigga put their hand down in my pan, goddamn finger me, and both holes.

Dude, I never. Do you really need to know all that? You don't need, that's what happened to me. Jack, you were the one who decided to put a cape on that lady. I'm out. Time out. You cucked her. Sometimes we got a call to play.

We need a flag. You cucked her. Wait a minute. What the fuck you just say? Whatever she did. You was in the club and niggas was fingering you? What you just say? Made you cuff her.

No, she was in the club getting fingered in both holes. Okay. Yeah, no, no. I thought you said we were in the club and niggas was sitting there further than me and her. You know how I get down. No, why you got to shake my head in a tie? You know how I get down. That didn't happen.

Okay. It was a bunch of heterosexual shit happened with me. It was a bunch of heterosexual shit happened. It scared shit ahead of me. It was all women. Okay. That was over 35. Jack.

I can't believe this shit, man. That's what happened, bro. Jack, I feel like it's always an intervention when this nigga get on the show. It is. I get better. Y'all make me better. Do get better. And you always come back with something positive.

them to say. Like something new happy. Let me tell you something, bro. Hindsight is 2020. Hindsight is crazy. You're right. I feel like

this is preparing me. You're making vision references. That's crazy. This is preparing me for the thrill of love. This is preparing me for that neo-type relationship. You're going to do a thruple? I would love to do a thruple. Man, but how are we going to find two

bitches that? What's the thruple? That's a threesome couple Yeah, yes Threesome couple Yeah, you don't get it That's the word Thruple, three couple

Oh, okay, okay A couple Yeah, remember that show Three's company Yep What we're gonna find What we're gonna find Two bitches

That are fucking with Jackette, man They just got You know, you gotta find A woman that want to be loved You like women that want to be loved They don't care what that Nigger But he'd be thinking he gonna get

They just want to be love I just want to be love Correct And then once they hear That you're gonna leave them Once you find out that they ain't virgins. That's

A. Carlos, that's the old me. Oh. That's the old me. Jack, are you going to be able to handle it if she'd tell you? You can be gross as fuck, man. You can be terrible.

You can, you went through the ringer. You can't, you can't, you can't even take it. You can't fucking porn stars. Yes, I can't, I can't. That was since 2016. That was a lonely. So you've been lonely, basically. That's, don't.

Staying. In real life? Yeah. In real life? Now you're putting up with some shit that you want someone putting up with. No, I've evolved. So that means you're lonely. You was fucking them porn stars and shit?

Yeah, no, I'm not lonely. Why was you judging that lady because she was fucking before you? I didn't judge her. What? You divorced? Y'all divorced? Y'all ain't together no more. That was your white.

What if you want you only get one? Her. You get one wife. He don't pass. He owned somebody. What if that was your soulmate? And then you're going to leave her because she had some sick. Now, she was the punk.

She was the punk. I reached that three, four times. You can't be saying. I said, bitch, come back. You got to watch your words. Just come back. Bitch come back. What I feel wrong.

Bitch come back. Bitch come back. Watch your words, man. Bitch come back. Stop playing. You're not going to find nobody that want to give you more attention than I do. You're not. You're not.

I don't know what she's doing today, but I know for a fact. She's not. You ain't talked to us since 2016? I ain't talked to it since 2016. Listen. She don't watch this. Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

Talk yes, she do. Yes, you do. Tell her, nigger. Yeah, we, hey, listen, you, Millet, check this out. You already know what it is.

You see it and I didn't went on to it with your favorite comedian. Oh, man, he popped me on the big. You know what's up. You know what's up. You fucked up You can come back under these conditions right here You got to be cool with me

And these three other bitches You got to be cool with me and three other bitches So listen you got two years to get your shit together And figure this thing out She's gonna get a bit two years to find She got two years to get up out of that relationship she in Because I know she's in some most stupid shit How you know that?

Why you give it a two years? That shit like a CD. You're right. You're right. You know you get one album. Oh, you must have fallen. You went to a social media. No, I didn't.

So he'd know what's going on with her now. I know she got a cycle. What? No, history always what? Why are you acting like your... History repeats itself. Okay. Would you say that?

Okay. That's why you were going with it. That's why I was going with it. History repeats itself. All right, me. You know what I'm saying? Like I said, me and myself, I wasn't going to do the same thing again. You can't make.

the same mistake, gang. Yeah, yeah. That is definitely on purpose. I know exactly what I don't want. I know exactly what I do want these days and stuff. But, you know, when it comes to shit like that, all she did, like, if I could get him, I know I can do way better than this.

And I know, I ain't seen her in the game since. The great part about you got married, so you found somebody like your ass. Hey, bro, she gave me a ring. She put a ring on it. I forgot, she proposed to you. Yeah, you got eight out, you what you see. This is what you need to understand.

That's crazy. This is what you need to understand. I can't see that. Because you don't understand that I'm a bad bitch inside the women world. I'm a bad bitch, my boy. In women world? In women world?

I'm a bad bitch. What do you mean in women world? I got my own spot. I wipe my own ass. You know, we can go out on dates and all kind of shit like that. You're going to get a chance to meet D.C. I'm flying colors. Damn, you'd be...

You'd be introducing other than celebrities. I introduce... That's the, I could do that. That's part of the game. That's part of the game. Maybe you want to go see a... I make your life a little bit more exciting than it really is. Right.

Yeah. We see people, bitch. Yeah. You might see something and something else happened for you. You know what he told me? What he told you? He said, Jack, you know who's perfect for you? Who?

He said, a lawyer, somebody can help you with your business, add on to your shit. You need to do something like that, do you know what I'm saying? Somebody to add on to your shit. So if it's any entertainment lawyers out there, any, you know what I'm saying, chicks that, man, I take some doctors, too. Like, you just get it like that?

I can't, I don't, I don't, how do you look at me, Carlos? I'm just saying, man. How you look at me? Do your thing. Keep going. Do your drug. God damn. Like Shrek, motherfucker.

Like you hit the doctor's eliminated off the minute. I'm a believer. Like, like, boy. Hey, bro, you acting like Shrek ain't like a cute guy. Did you see him? Even Fiona says she was ugly The fuck But he got Fiona didn't he

You see why And that was a fine Wasn't she a fine monster Before she was a Oder She was a fine ogre She was the baddest ogre in the country That was the only ogre

He had to wait till somebody Just like him to come across Hey bro you think somebody Ain't waiting for Shrik to die right now So he can get that bitch Damn damn Who? Right, right right right right

Right The Get Princess Fiona? Yes I know why I'm a lot You ain't never watched at yourself and say, man, you know what? I think I might hear that. If I was an ogre.

Out of all three of the movies. If you was an ogre. Out of all three of the movies. Out of all three of the movies. You only saw one ogre. And she turned into an ogre because of a curse. He was like, you know what, bitch, you're going to be ugly every night. Will.

Hey, but guess what? Guess what? The nigga got three goddamn movies out of the shit. Mm-hmm. He put it on three times. That one trying to do you see what the fuck I did? Yes. You see what I fuck I did?

So if you want to be on the thrill of love, like I'm saying, we're looking for 34 women. We were scouring the earth. Damn. Jack, we're going to cut the number down, brother. It's kind of me down. That's a lot of women. We might have to start with a good...

Probably like 20. Eight. He's not getting that many options, bro. You're not getting that many options. But we're going to cut like four on the first three episodes. I mean, he don't really get before the picture. Yeah. Hey, hold on how many bitch you just think I'm fucking a month?

Zero. I don't know. I can't see you getting a lot of pussy now. Carlos, the whole time we've been friends. That's how you've been seeing my life? I mean, I know you know for, I always say you know for getting some pussy. I ain't never like, you just get a lot of pussy, Jack. I don't see it.

I don't think you get a lot of pussy. Oh, I don't see it is cute. I do think you get some pussy, but I don't think, I don't think you get a lot. Oh, this shit out. Joe, Joe! Where's Joe? Joe! Joe!

How one nigger with one eye acting like you looking for somebody? Like you're getting a lot of, oh. What's your way? Jack, I don't believe you getting a lot of pussy. Man, I'm getting a, what's a plethora? I think you just getting like a moderate amount. Like, just enough. I think you get just enough of a way to be like I'm getting some pussy.

Joe! I wish I could do a little poll. I wish I had a poll that I could drop right at hill. I'm like, what do you think, Jack? If you watch this show right now until this point, Get in the comments and let me know about how much pussy

you think, Jack, you're like, let me hold your asthma pump, Mike. Jack, you're getting a lot of pussy. What do you call a lot? He's talking about what you call them? What are you?

What are you? What is you? For you? You know it's too much pussy for me. Jack, if you're hitting two holes a month, I'm surprised. If you're surprised. Two in a month.

So you're telling me, Carlos, if you was a hole, you went for a hole. me. That's what you're trying to tell me right now. That's what you're trying to tell me that this ain't you. This ain't you? This not what you're going to do with your life. You're saying that you better than me.

If you were the home, this is what you're telling me right now? This is what you're not going to do? Jack, don't drink no more. It's another level, Carlos. It's another level. Carlos, look at me. Be her.

Be her. Be her. How fine are you? How fine are you as a girl? I remember. You don't never talk. How are you? What's your, what, what, what, what you're here's on, from one to ten on a woman when you're saying, you're saying no to me?

Jack, this is not even happening hypothetically, bro. I'm not about to engage in this bullshit, bro. Yeah, you ain't drunk drinking more that shit. Every time we let him, S. Everybody got that one uncle that you let's lie, drink the alcohol, or do you realize why he can't drink alcohol? You're slinking. You know the music girl. You want to fuck me, huh?

Oh, look, hey, I want all the men to be quiet. All the men are here, if y'all were women on the scale of one or ten, when you fuck me. Man, don't let all drink no more, man. Hell no. What am I? Yeah, what am I from one to say in if you was a girl? Mm-mm. Jack.

That's a girl. Jack, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro? You want a, uh, what if question? Hey, sonny. She ain't in here. Were you a twin or some shit? What is wrong with you? Was I a twin?

Yeah. No, no, I'm, I'm, uh, yeah, Irish twin, yeah, 11 months apart. Oh, okay. Hey, man, but I don't know. I just don't know if you, I can't see you getting a whole lot of pussy. Two, two out of a month, that's cool for a nigga like you. You still, you still fucking. I don't know.

That cool. You stole seven bitches for me. I ain't still nothing that was on your own. You whispered in my ear and say, hey, that girl right over there, who's she with? That was one. And then you stopped asking. You just came in and you was just going crazy. Like, you used your Hollywood squares and all of your wilding out highlights.

Hold on, I don't know. I'm still trying to use this shit, trying to figure this shit out. You want to know when this happened? Is that what you're asking me? I don't think he gets, like, when I was saying two, if you get, I'm saying if you fuck two times a month. Right. Not that you're getting two different holes a month. I don't believe that. You took it down. So he may be like when I sat here and I thought about it.

When you, oh, God. Because then they're going to be like, those how many holes is a lot? I'm like, no, this ain't going to get a lot of holes. I just think he'll get a lot of pussies. I mean like one girl, two times a month. Yeah, about twice a month. The same woman going to fuck me. Like, I have to convince her in 30 days.

to give me a second portion, a second ration of pussy. You don't believe that it happened twice of mine. You mean the first time was a flu? No, she felt bad. That's why it felt bad. They don't never spend the block. Spent the block. Like they come through, they be like, oh shit, dead it.

This Jack? Okay. Should I do this again? This is good for my spirit and my soul. That's, you don't, okay. Now, what if I told you? Tell me something. What if I told you I'm fucking, like, 27 bitches a month?

What if I told you that? I don't think you fucking 27 times a month. This is so interesting to me. 27 again? 27. Just out of curiosity, excuse me. And I don't mean to get in your business. I don't mean to judge.

But out of curiosity, how many how are you fucking? in the mind. How many those are you fucking a money? Just out of curiosity. When I were young?

No, nigga ain't he meant... 22? In 2024. Not 2024. I know a few. I'm chilling.

I know about seven. Ah. I don't know. Damn. I ain't get no pussy right now. I told my ACL. We like you,

Jack. Jack, I ain't fucking nothing. We're killing. My heart broke. Hey, are we saving ourselves for something special? I'm saving myself. I see what we just did.

I see what we just did. You don't, you know, you know, when I was like 22, that's 10 years. Yeah, a good 10 years. I'm 32. Yeah. 22? Yeah. Now, wow, doing all that shit.

Oh, yeah, you walk around with your shirt off all that shit. I've been off the market. They ain't been doing no fucking. Carlos. My, I told my age of, yeah. What? We're in a hot summer day, man, with no water, man. We're going crazy.

No cooche. Carlo, I didn't foot a few holes. Like, you know I used to fuck Carlos, right? You're like, what the fuck? Me and you can't even, you can't even get the can't even get the kind of holes I'd be getting that. Oh, really? You can't. He's got to be saying.

Oh, really. Like, what did you just say, man? Oh, really. Jack, you know you can't get the can't get the can of a guy. Oh, really. Oh, he's like, oh, yeah. He said something with that. He was like, okay.

Okay. You can't catch his conversation all together. best man part one we had the card table so Jack you can't get the kind of hoes I get so what what kind of holes you get

the ones that don't like you oh really they don't they fuck with me because they don't like niggas like you so let's say you had you didn't you didn't slutter the mind you didn't callos them right

let's say you didn't call them it ain't nothing you can do with them after that Come on, you don't Carlos to You can't do that anymore You've been Carlos Yeah

This nigga here Instead of being pumped You've been Carlos Why did you say that After they didn't been Carlos You're saying That they can't

They ain't They ain't gonna come Like right there and say You know what This nigga right here So technically You ain't never had nobody Like shit

Unless they want They spend the night. Like, you're gauging that shit. You're trying to get your hose. You know what? After I just said it, after I just said it, after I just said it, after I just said it. You're trying to gauge your holes based off me. You know what?

You know what? Can I get some takebacks? Let me take back. No, because this is, if I see some holes, and I'm like, you'll fuck with Jack. And they go, yeah, and automatically disqualified, pop the balloon. Huh. Oh, I like Jack to Bar! Can you get that name out of the mouth.

I like Jack to Paul. Why did you pop your balloon? You fuck with Jack. I'm okay. She ain't too tall. Uh-oh. She ain't too tall. She, she, she, she, oh.

Self-esteem ain't high enough for me. It ain't even by her relationship. Yeah. Self-esteem. Yeah. So if a bitch, fuck with me. She's depressed. You ain't fucking no 27 bitch.

Not right now. Not in a month. Not in a month. Not with that jacket. You ain't fucking old. Oh, no. Taking that jacket off against a pussy. It's not going down.

Craig, Craig, you said I have put that shit on the day. He was just being a friend. Craig, like, well, he ain't say that. Cat, did I put that shit on? Cat ain't even, see, you be bringing. You been talking to people at your house that ain't even in there. You'd be thanking you getting pussy.

He'll need me get no pussy. Hey, you know what I mean, Byron. Bring me some of that pussy, Jack gave you, girl. Hey, you know what I mean, verse. Come on, give me some of that pussy, girl. Why, I just fuck two bitches, boy, that nigga that ain't fucking with me. Why? Jack, that's, that's got to be the best thing, though, but.

You ain't fucking nobody, man. Like with limited visibility. You really can just keep fucking the same person and just imagine who ever wanted to do. Hold on. Check that. Y'all know I did 15 seasons a while now, right? That don't mean shit. Was it 15?

It's 15, definitely. You did 50s? I did 15 seasons. So what are you trying to say? I'm trying to say that I have a cachet. Oh. So you mean to tell me. My generations are.

So, Lisi, they was watching one. filing down, right? Yeah. Looked over here. And said, listen, I'm going to fuck that nigger right there. That is the one for me.

I know that dick is for me. That happened. I just refused to all, man. Y'all, yeah, listen. Can I say something? No, I am saying something. Y'all is

famous than me all day in the hallway with the camera zone. But at the same time, I'm more accessible that's right. True or false? You is right. 100% right?

If you want to fuck these niggas, you got to go through me. If you ever fuck Jack, you would never fuck me. I won't tell. It's out. It's not. I will not tell. I'll bring a burn. I promise you, these niggas

will fuck with y'all. I'm going to just act like. Like you, my friend, but listen, you understand what your rights of passage is? Hey, Jack. Hey, what my camera is? Jack, that ain't fast. DC already got up seven on you, huh? That what he said?

DC already up seven on you. Oh, he told seven up my bitches up. Toe seven of my bitches up. DC you low down and fuck, man. I don't know about that. I don't know about now one on, gay. Yeah, see one thing I never did. You don't care about my hose.

One thing I never did was worry about what another chick did. before me. You know, DC, you ain't looking for, D.C., can I ask you something real quick? Watch this shit. This is going to be the, this is going to be the difference change right here.

What are you looking for right now when it comes to relationships? What I'm looking for right now? Are you looking for a relationship? No, I ain't looking for a relationship right now. I'm kidding. That's weird. That's,

I didn't see that one coming. Oh, shit, Jack, talk your shit. Oh, you don't care. about my bitches. Oh, your business? Oh, you thought he was going to be with him? I was hoping that they would grow into something special. Damn.

Oh, if they ain't stay around, I'm just letting you know they ain't no good, no way. My whole thing, when I told when they were like, yeah, listen, I'm going over here with D.C., hey, listen, I want you happy even if it's not with me. They was even telling you they was coming? You'd be doing that, don't you? That's crazy. I wasn't even informed. I was just like, hey, I haven't heard from you in a while. See, you being a manager checking up on them, asking where they're going.

You're acting like you're putting them in the studio out where you're at. You, Michigan Studio died. Damn, Jack. I ain't no, guy. So Jack, you'll just be out. I know what you are this, gang. With a few little baddies. And D.C. run up on you and just take what he want.

All he got to do is say, hey, little water. So all these nice women that you meet me because you're on Wilding now. As soon as D. She can pull up, it's over with. And he didn't got you up, seven good time. I ain't never seen him with none. But what make you, but I was like, what make I think we're going to get the same thing? That's how, they see you. They see you.

Jack, how me and you end up with the same kind of home? He'd be acting like he'd be with him and don't be with him. So we might not have been in a place and I might have been talking to somebody. He's like, he over there with my bitch. He's like, that's not your bitch. Jack, that's how you get down? That's how you get down, Jack? That's how you get down, Jack.

That's how DC. Talk to you my bitch. Like, you know you was my bitch, right? Before you went over. He was in front of him, man. You know you was my bitch for you. You came with me. I paid for the Uber.

We came together. We pulled here together. You see, you know what you did? You don't have a lot of friends that you probably thought was yours. That wasn't yours. They were your friend. Now, that's cool. That's cool, too.

You could be the nigger that just got a lot of, like, friends that be cool, isn't it? You feel, like, I know some dudes who'd rather hang with women versus hang with niggas. You feel me, like, I'd rather hang with four, five bad bitches. Why didn't you're going to hang with some niggins or they ain't talking about shit? So if I was an Avenger, my name would be Friends Zone. You see what I'm saying? That's what my super power would be. And you'll be like, and activated like at all time.

I wouldn't, all my enemies, all my enemies, bids, all my enemies, bitches in the friend zone. That's my super paler. Because you're friends on. You'll be best friends without winning. What? If you want your bitch bag. If you want a healthy relationship with her, you got to come get her from me.

I'm friends on. Right. Because you show her the importance of why she need to be with that nigger. I am an alley-oop. That's one of my super-pals. You have a crazy assist. You hear me. You're the all-time leader assistant.

All-magic jumps. You pass Chris. Paul. Okay. You're number one. I'm LeBron with that shit, under the leg, behind the back. You hear me. Jake, good bad one. You create zero step, no look. You hear me? The no look pad. No cap. Okay. The sky hook. Right. Got you. You trying to be a three-point shooter. You just need to go on and be the assist, man. Got you. Okay. And now out of the assist, all the assist that I do, because my assist record is all the chain.

Right. So how many backs-to-him? How? You didn't assist him. Let you tell. I don't know who the head. He doesn't see. God.

Damn! And just because I took the shot. You didn't assist him. Unassisted me. But that don't mean a nigga made it. Just because you passed the ball, that don't mean the niggas made the shot. Okay.

Now, you know, you keep worrying about me. I can't even know. But a nigga like, bro, I passed the ball. But the shit you passed me. I gave him to another. See, check this out. I know you play good. I know your game is off the chain.

I mean, chilling. See, you can't watch another nigger game. You got to be on your game. You worry about my crossover when you need to be passing. That's why he keep getting all your women. He lead to league. According to Jack, you're leading the league in still. He don't know how a assist is.

When he gave the ball up, the ball might get passed around by somebody else. That's not your assistant. Jack said you leading the league in still, bro. How when we're on the same team? He ain't on my team That's what I was telling me and you We don't even get the same kind of We don't play the cafe

Bro, what kind of? I just wanted to know What make you think me and you be getting The same kind of hog Well, I want to know What make you think we don't? What make you think we do? The next time we see you...

We both drink Dr. Pepper We better see you as much You just start drinking Dr. Pepper Do you see me do it? That's not true. And the next time we see you You better have two bitches on your side But no, don't put that

That's too easy. He can get two bitches. Yeah, he can do that. I'm talking about, but remind you, the bitches he brings be his bitches. Nah, he's sending you. Jack, he's sending you up, don't do it. I'm like, nah, I'm like, Jack, she said she's in your bitch, man. See, I see what you mean.

Don't do it. He's just setting you up. He wants two more bitches from you, Jack. Don't bring him around. He wants you to bring some around. He's still, Jack, next time we see you better have two of them with you. And your dumb assam out, BAD!

Oh, that's what you're doing? Oh, that's what we're doing? You don't even peat this man. You don't need people to set up. He gets his thing you up again. Jack, next time, better have three of them with you. Who can't get three? That's easy for me.

We're playing for the Atlanta faker. You are. You keep falling for the same shit. I promise, your home what you're in, bro. Jay, bring you home. Definitely may me feel even worse. No, Jack Brinio, no. You should be around some loo. Y'all, we can't use no more bitches than holes in here.

We just, these are all hypothetical bitches. They're hypothetical. Hypothetical. No disrespect to the hardworking ladies. We're just talking about hypothetical shit. Don't put your name in the comments. We just saying bitch because we didn't have time to really make up a name for and they're hypothetical.

But if I had bitches. No feelings was hurt doing the making of this podcast. They got to also understand the tone when we're using the bitches. Did you hear how we said, bring the bitch? bitches. Why will we want bitches around that we don't want around? You feel I mean? We like bring the bitches.

Why are you getting mad? We want the bitches. We're not mad that you bitches. We wanted you bitches. You feel me? It's the tone. Yeah, we weren't talking about human. These bitches are things. Right. You know what I mean? Person, places, or thing.

We mean like inanimate objects and shit. Right. No bitches were harmed in the making other It's a podcast. Holes either. When we say hose, we're talking about, like water holes and hot hoses and shit like that. And everything is coherent.

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We ain't going to do 30. Come as you are. Come as you are. And bring your clothes with you need about three, four different change of clothes. and if you make it to the next round we're gonna take you get out of me in one day or two days we're gonna take you

and get you a cup of outfit if you make it to the next round I'm gonna be out there having dates all day I got to figure out of who I want in the first five minutes who I'm gonna make it to the end you're gonna be all day

yeah so yeah I was just thinking about I'm thinking of myself how big the Airbnb gonna be I know because we're gonna have to come up with some prize money too because we ain't gonna make them lazy to fuck with you for free that's really do nobody like

But they're going to have to fuck with you for a certain, if they make it to a certain amount of time fucking with you, then they'll get the check. But we're really trying to find love. What type of challenges would you want to see, Jack? No throck. Like, what you call it?

Like, what would you make these women do to win your affection? It definitely has to be a cooking contest, definitely. Okay. You just want to eat. I definitely want to eat. And on top of that, I want my friends

to eat, too, because I don't want my taste buzz to be the last taste. I need people to, you know what I'm saying? I want all of my my obstacles that have to do with the senses, the five senses. That's why you can't find no girls. So it's gonna be like, bring your friends and take your shit.

You need to be by yourself. And now you can't trust it, bitch, because if your partner like the food, oh, this shit good. Why you like a food, dog? And next thing I know. For you know, you're like, you fucking my bitch? That's the final round.

Whoever he picked, the finalist, they're gonna have to bring out some dudes they used to fucking be like, okay, Jack, you're going to have to deal with it. They used to fuck this shit now. They're gonna bring out the last three days they used to fucking. I just figured it out right now.

Here it go. All the women on the show is bisexual. They're gonna fuck each other and leave you then. Okay. They're stupid. Okay. You want all along to be bisexual. No, because I was trying to cut down that nigger shit.

Yeah. But I was like, hold on, if they're bisexual, they're that mean, they did used to fuck with somebody that probably is better than me. Yeah. You're just going to have. to accept the fact that they're settling for you, too. How old are you here, Jack?

I'm 42. I'll be 43. And you don't think nobody who's 38 to fuck somebody before they met you? 100%. I think they have went crazy. They got adult children, Jack. Yeah. Come on, man, motherfucker. Third eight was a child 22. Right. She'd been out here. Just think, Jack, that lady

been having sex over 20 years. That's 15. That's 16. That's not crazy, but that really life. You know how many people you can have sex with in 20 years, Jack? I heard. I heard. I definitely heard. I've been fucking since I was 12, so definitely, yeah. You ain't no prize either then. Are you crazy?

I mean, I see what you're saying. You used, my buddy. You used. You ran through. You refurbished. You've been fixed on look brand new, but get what? Drop you the wrong way. Like, you can fuck up.

Jack, you ran through, too. Jumhows didn't set you out plenty of time. Mm-hmm. I don't get judging people. I'm not judging. I was just being. What make you the thing? you deserve better.

He goes to a therapist, man. What make you think you deserve better, Jack? Why you're standing so high? High. Yeah. He got trust issues. If I say that I want someone to be able to cook, am I out of line?

Yep. Can you cook? Yes. Yes. Are you kidding me? Okay. Why are your head like that, nigga? You fucked up in your head?

What happened? You fucked up in your hand? In my hand? Yeah, you fucked up in your hand? No, no, no, this is... He was making a list. Yeah, this is a list. Go ahead.

Why his hand was looking like that. Like, you can't... You know, just grab that. No, I made it come out. I made this come on and come out. Don't do it if that shit barely moved. I don't need this and this. This cooking.

This is the cooking finger. Okay, cool. It's representing one. Cleaning. You got to know how to clean. Do you? Am I true? Yes, I know how to clean.

And I... Yes. Carlos, my house is clean, and I clean it my house. No, I'm just making sure you ain't asking for some shit that you ain't awful. I ain't missing no spot. People come over, and it was like, wow, when did your housekeeper get here? I was definitely. Do you, do it take a minute?

No, not at all. No, because I feel around and make sure their surfaces are clean. I have hardwood for us. Okay. Yeah, so that's two things. So let's say, okay, I don't have children, right? Right. Am I wrong if I don't?

don't want to date a woman with children? Yes. I will. Yes. Am I wrong? If I won't? Yes. Because you don't have no kids.

And as a nigga with no kids, you got to date a woman with some kids because they all think that they can get a nigga with no kids. So you got to represent the nigga with no kids. I'm that percentage. Yeah. You got to show up. You'll step that ass nigg.

You don't never have your own kids, but you were raised the fuck out of somebody else's. Right. I mean, it's a good. I mean, to a degree, but you also got a preference because, you know, you can just be like, hell now, man, I want to live fun. Like, I want to pack up and go somewhere. Right.

You tell me, hold up, I got to wait. I'm just fucking with you, Jack. You don't have to be no bad stepdaddy. You can have your own standards. What else? You're making them kid car you daddy for money is crazy. I don't understand why you don't get that. I really don't understand.

I ain't even front. You got some niggas out head to all the worst stepdatties in the world. Yeah. Like, these niggas are ruthless. Yeah. And making somebody kids call you daddy

for some money is one of them. That's wrong? Yep. Like, call me, and they grown there? You want something for me? Call me daddy. Can I say something?

You say whatever. Watch this. Why he can't call you a lad name? What's your line name? Pride. Why, I can't say, Mr. Pride, can I get some money? You're like, hell no,

fuck, a nigga call me daddy. Like, fuck. Mr. Pride, I don't, bitch. You want them 200 or not. I feel like a substitute teacher or like a special ed teacher.

That's a kid. control, right? You just like to control. Okay, let me say this. Me and my ex-stepdaddy is still friends today. Right. And he helped me with my insurance and all kind of shit to this day. He ain't

been with my mama in 10 years. And you call him daddy. And I've known him since I'm 12. And you call him daddy. And I call him dad. And he made me call him dad. And he got me Dion Sanders shoes back when they first came out. Oh, that nigga loved you like a real son. And you had to call him

daddy for the shoe. No, Deion Stanton's ain't had no filiz. He said he said he had got him back for the shoes. He bought me felines too. Oh, he loved you like a real son. Yeah, he wrote for him, he bought me startis jackets and shit. I ain't never had no shit like that. My real daddy didn't give me no shit like that. So, but he made you call him daddy first. He did.

He was active though. He bought you He was, he was, I'm gonna be active. If I'm actually giving you a like on the regular $200 and something a month, I'm paying child support to the year and you grown. $200 of money. They ain't no goddamn child support.

It's a stipend, yeah. That ain't shit, Jack. That ain't. How much you giving niggas? How much you giving people kids? Shit. $200 ain't shit, though. That ain't.

And for you making them call your dad a fair shit? Y'all niggas got regular kids for yourself. And you're not thinking. I might get me step kids. I'm gonna find the bad ass chick and the, with no, like, the nigger that's completely. Even with a young step kids. Because I don't want, I don't want. I don't want the nigga to try to come back

once I put my little family together. Yeah. So are you saying that you're not a nigga come back? I mean, I want to add him! So are you trying to say, Carlos, are you trying to say that you're going to adopt this kid and make him a Miller?

I will. Oh, how? Their mom got to be bad as fuck, though. Like, you're not bad as fuck. Tell me what bad and fuck me. And D.C., you're next. Bad as fuck. To me, not by your stand.

No, yours. Your, because I'm telling me like, but my definition of baddest fuck might not be yours. Tell me, tell me what, tell me what, because I want to be you. No, you don't. I want to be you. No, fuck this shit. You know the type of holes that you wish you had on that level.

Right. Yeah, I seen what you like. D.C. Don't put me in this shit. What kind of, what kind of steps here? What the fuck did this? What kind of steps the kids you want? What are the qualifications for your stepkids?

Fuck. I told you, you can't pick up on some shit when he's talking. You got to hear the whole thing. What kind of step kids you're into? Me? What kind of, you just walk up and be like, well, I love women with kids. It's like, hell, no. Especially when you got your own.

Shit. So when you got your, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, I see what y'all just did to me. What? Y'all will pick up a litter, so y'all don't have to have women with kids. What you mean? No, no, don't get me wrong. I respect a woman with a kid because I know how it feels to have a kid.

You see what I'm saying? So you can name a woman with her kids? I'm like, how many kids you got? All right, shit, they're determined if I fuck with you or not. Oh, shit, hell, hell now. No, I got one. You can have one? You can have one over here? Well, what does she got two, though?

Hey, DC, can it be Here's a story Of a lovely lady She bad as fuck That was bringing up Three very lovely girls You can do three kids Bad as fuck though

Miss Brady was bad as fuck And she had a nice head on her shoulder And she had some nice I can't just a lady I can't just judge him It depends on the circumstance Okay You know what I'm saying

Like he said like Three kids three baby dad Three kids You gotta add question like that Where the baby dad at Like nah nah nah nah Look, that means you can't judge somebody by the cat? The end of the day, I'm not, I'm not judging.

You post the judge people, girls' body pass these days. No, but see, as a man, I'm gonna be real. As a man, she may not be the one for you, but you can help her find the one for her. Okay. I ain't helping you find. You see what I'm saying? Well, I'm like, hold up, baby, look.

I see what you doing. I know a nigga named Jack. And I like you too, but we might probably can't go too far. I'm like-a-name Jack who's looking for the family. Where your baby dad is it? What's what going on? Ain't nobody acting? Ain't no, no.

Because you got to also understand. I'm putting myself in the position, too. Not even your third baby dad and the nigger who knew you needed some help. The nigger who knew you had two already? He was like, you know what? Fuck it. God damn.

He was fucking up for two years. And them other two never came around. I'm number four. At this point, you guys start thinking like that. First of all, I'm number four. And you ain't even got no kids over there. Come on, man. No, man.

You're a possibility number four. It ain't that you just fucking with a chick Because you already She's got you picking up the other three Off top Off top Because you're the man But it's like

You gotta start talking Like hold on hold on You gotta give me the run down If I just walk in this Start from the first How that would work So you're saying y'all You're number two

Okay He in prison Like you said though It just Too like sinister So you judge them off their baby dad is He ain't never coming home You got to

You gotta judge them off their baby daddy Because we baby dad They're just because now you see what they choose. Oh, you're okay. So you weigh it against what you, what you're putting up with her. I ain't cool. And you also, I know I'm getting judged whether I like it or not. Fast.

And you got to, you got also understand her decision and what you're about to put yourself in to, bro. You don't know what you're going to. But I feel like I'm a baby daddy you could be proud of. Well, she got to crave the baby daddy and just won't let a league, like, won't give up. You got to let them go, game. You got to. Okay, man. Hey, baby, I know you like me, but you got a little attachment that just won't detach.

So it's just unsafe. It ain't about I can have what I want to have. Right. It's about what I just ain't about to put up with. I can't put up with that. That's the difference maker, right? You see what I'm saying? It's just a lot of extra shit.

Then when you get one that by their stuff that ain't got no kids, oh, you got to worry about, like, stalk us and crazy shit. They ain't really no attachment, but when you got a child by somebody, you are permanently with them for the rest of your life. Whether y'all not together or not, You got a co-parent. You got a co-parent. And the real nigga can't come in between that.

And try to dictate what it is. Because at the end of the day, you got to help that situation too because she's a part of your life. You got to tell them, hey, because you got to speak on the man behalf. Because if she gets real, you're the real snapdaddy. Now you got to deal with this motherfucker too. You got to be the nigga picking up and dropping off. Sometimes.

As you say, number one problems. Exactly. Yeah, you got to figure out what number you are inside of the woman's life. That's what you say. Where you fall in. Or she could put that problem on you. You see what I'm saying? Like, all right, you with me.

This is what comes with me. You're a whole lot of time out. First of all, that ain't need how that work. I'm willing to help you and deal with you. But don't ever say that my problem. How that's my problem? Because I'm putting up with you? Yeah.

It's a package deal. Okay, cool. Well, take you, y'all go back, return to send her. I got my receipt. That's why you got to keep receipts. Mm-hmm. Got a key receipt so you can return the Sunday now. And you got to know what you're fucking with before you fuck with it.

I'm telling. Like, I don't think that shit will catch nobody off guard. Like, you got to know exactly what you're getting into. Right. A lot of motherfuckers be acting like they don't know, but they be knowing. And then once, it's like, once you have to accept some shit, it's like, that could be the shit that can break this whole relationship. Because you're already having to deal with some shit or choosing to deal with some shit already. Now, if you put up with some shit, you want some bullshit?

Now, that's crazy. You tripping. You're big tripper. You just, that's when you fall into some reason. All right. All right. I like what you're saying right now. Okay.

Now, don't get me wrong. I know plenty of women who up two kids, three kids, they're wonderful. They just was trying to be the queen to the wrong nigg. You know how they just like, it be like that. Unfortunately, you like, damn. And they get into a real nigga, you'd be like, that's still too much baggage because you just be like, damn. Shawdy, if I would have caught you two, two, two, two baby dadders ago. Four years ago.

I would, damn, you five. Them niggas fucked you up, but you were a good woman, shawdy. For somebody. For somebody. You said you can. They're not for me, baby. Shit. I ain't built like that.

I ain't, God, you good. Y'all saying you can't meet somebody too late. Yeah, you can't meet somebody too late. Time and don't be right. Time is just fucked up. If I would caught you, like. But they steal them. They're good.

But you got to find somebody they're going to put on with. People change. and their situation changed. You're a good person. You just got a lot. You feel me? It might be fight versus. A nigga might meet a woman.

He ready to get out the street. That ain't probably got like 10 kids. Yeah. See a baby mama. She's not feeling dead with that. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. You got to deal with who the fuck going to accept you back, too.

Not dealing with that. And you just got to miss out on the good one. Can you imagine being a nigga with 10 kids and six baby mommas and you're like, fuck that on. No bill with no kids. And you got all them kids. She's not dealing with that.

What's the difference between 10 and 14, nigga? Nothing. It's the same amount. Mm-mm. She's not dealing with your 10 with her four. You got six baby mammas. She got three baby dads. Hey, if you're weighing this shit out, hey.

You did it twice, but she did. But y'all are perfect for each other, though. It may be that. It may be that. for some people. You just got to find out what works for you though. You see what I'm saying? How much can you stand? At the place

where you guys are in the game right now, can you do a situation like that without feeling like, you know what, this is embarrassing. Yeah, I'm settling. No. Because if you're settling, then you ain't in a position. No, but you're making yourself feel like you're settling because it'll be, that's the

perception that you feel like the majority of your fan base. You're Carlos and you're D.C. in the side of the scenario. If you're selling for what? I wouldn't pick who I'm fucking with based off what other people might feel or thing It ain't about them no way They're talking about I don't care about no other than that you could be with a woman with six kids By six different guys who

No because I'm not about to even go over there wasting that later time I'm not acting like that but I'm not about to act like that shit ain't going to bother me That's when that's when you as a man got to be like I You got to be real with yourself when do you grow up be like I Like, it can't they be about fucking. Right. Yeah. Can this just be my friend?

She can be my friend. She can be my partner. Because Jack, think about that you're really about to be with this woman. I can't do it. That means these kids, you got to be responsible for these kids too. And you can't mistreat them, sure? No, you can't. That's a real need.

Can't be like, I'm in here just fucking your mama. Like, real nigga at the end of the day, you ain't their daddy, but you got to make sure that the morals and the principles still still apply. Okay. You feel me? Because you can't be like, my girl got six kids. do this shit all by herself. Hell no. Okay. Flip side.

Both of you all, your single fathers, both of y'all are single fathers. There's a woman coming inside of your life right now and whatnot, and she having to put up with you guys. What is she and she don't got no kids?

She don't have no kids. What qualifies her to be y'all their step-mama? That's the thing. It ain't no They're not missing I'm not asking you to do that Are you looking for a stepmom

DC? No, that's the difference. That's not a requirement. It's not a requirement. Because I don't need... It's all about this. You and her right on. You got to look for a nurturer.

It's a difference. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? It ain't looking for somebody... I got that part. They're looking for somebody to do somebody's job. At this point, you're your baby. main responsibility is taking care of me.

Mm-hmm. You got to do your part as a woman. Proverbs 31. Everything else will fall in place. Right. You see what I'm saying? It's not a job. You're not here feeling out a job application.

You got to be a woman. And it's not to say that we wouldn't fuck with a motherfucker who got kids. It's just... You're having kids. The setup got to be right. You feel what I'm saying? Having the kids don't disqualify you from shit. Hell no.

It's the setup. It's how you set up. If I got to come. in and damn it, I see, it's like real estate. It's a nice ad build from the outside, but when you come in, the motherfucker, the roof gone, copper gone, sheet rock, everything gone. You're like, damn, you wouldn't have known this

from the outside looking in. But when I came in here, man, I got to spend more money on the inside than I do on the outside. It's a waste of investment. You feel me? But if the outside, the inside real good, but the outside really got everybody fucked up and everybody judged the book by a cover,

You're like, man, the outside job is the cheap it part. I just shrug. She just needs a little touch up. Anyone need a little direction. It's just a little fix-up. That's all. A proper care. That's all that is.

If I got to come in and redo what somebody didn't properly take care of and then you see that they don't let their self go. Well, that's too much. That's too much. That's too much investing when you could have been doing something else. That's what I'm saying, all this hypothetical shit. you don't got to deal with nothing or nobody you don't want to deal with.

You pick and choose all your problems. And there's nothing wrong with that. Nope. How much, yeah, if you want to pick a problem that's got three or two or four or five or ten, you pick that shit. It's on you. Mm-hmm.

And that's on you love that. You got some people that just love kids. So it wasn't the fact that. They just not, they okay with a ready-made family. Right. They're like, you know what? We just, we're family-oriented. I got four.

You got four. I met you. man, we got a big-ass family. We ate. We really like this shit. Right. You feel me? It's like, motherfucker together.

They're like, we're a big-ha-family. You're like this shit. It worked. And that's the difference. Somebody, some motherfuck is going to always say you got four and I got four. But then somebody going to come and say, shit. We got eight. That's the one you fuck me.

There's no cap. It's different. Because sometimes your foe, going to always be your foe. But if they ain't our eight, this shit ain't going to work. It ain't going to work. you can take your fault and get the fuck out of my damn

and now he's standing off your four and they four stand up you better not hit my mom you better not hit my dad that shit be real that's one out of bad I'm telling you real that shit got to be functional

bro shit because them four want the dad that just the bad that the other four want them on them and then you and I already

play your house and now it's a family for real you can't really go nowhere fat it's real now y'all know each other

Now you can't split the kids up. Now y'all, y'all don't share a trauma-based situation with it. It's a trauma bond. It's a trauma bond. You're like, we're family when we know. But we ain't going to find, now the kids trying to keep the parents together. Ain't nobody going to fuck with us. Who's going to find somebody that's going to love us?

Who's going to find somebody to love y'all? Right. We need to get mom and daddy together so they can start fighting. Exactly. You feel? Have y'all ever had to keep your family, your mom and your dad together? Y'all ever felt like that kid? They didn't have to.

I even knew what fuck was going on. I ain't even know. I was living in two different households. I just thought we had two houses. I didn't know I was going to see my dad at one time and then I would come over here with my mama. Wow. And then dad wasn't at the house no more

and then shit. Shit wouldn't explain. It was just like, Daddy would be at his house all the time. And then you grow up and you're like, oh, shit. Okay. Oh, okay. That's why dad told me to,

remember I told that story about my dad and told me to stick that Q-tip in my mouth. He was like, huh, look that Q-tip. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he put it in the bag, and I told my mom, I said, Dad, made me look at Q-tip. She said, did he put it in your ear?

I said, uh-uh, he put it in the bag. She said, that low-down dirty motherfucker. He was testing to see if I was here. I was six years old. You was here? Yeah, I was here. He tightened up. Okay.

I got to sleep my parents have happy marriages. on both sides right you know what I'm saying it was cool from a small town so I'll be out I see my daddy

I'd be out with my dad or see my mama and my stepdad or vice versa they always went to the same places in the fucking you just seen hell yeah

I I'm glad you brought that up I got a issue right now in my life um my mama boyfriend my age

and I got a problem with it. Why? And your mom, how old 69? Yeah. And a boyfriend in 42? Yeah. That's her little young thing, bro. You wouldn't say shit if you...

You weren't saying shit when you were fucking them kids, mom? You're hypocritical-ass, thing it, Jack. And they grow It's cool when you do it Call me father It's a problem when they do it But it's $250 Dad

Can I get $250? I'm probably running up a check on his ad too Hey father, can I get $300? Hey dad 350 I don't even want to meet the nigger I don't even want to I don't even want to meet them

You ain't gonna know This nigger Why are you hating Jack I just think it's out of pocket, bro I think it's out of pocket, bro. I think it's out of pocket. It's ridiculous. I did.

She said. Shut the fuck up. She, when I give her my opinion on it, she deflex. And, uh... That's because your opinion don't mean shit. Hmm. I hope this ain't about me. This is how you feel?

This is how you really feel about this. What, about the 42-year-old and your mom? Yes. Be careful, man. I can't say what I really want to say. No, please, if you don't mind. That's what I want from you. That's what I always want from you.

We don't never know if he bullshit or not, but nine times out of ten, he ain't. This is real-like shit. You know what the 42-year-old doing. If you fucking 27 bitches in one month? Nick, got your mom over there. Okay, next time, don't tell me how you feel. I told you.

Why are you asking? You ain't had to keep it that wrong with him, but he did ask. Just let that go, Jack. Everybody grown now, brother. Nobody really asked for your opinion. He ain't taking advantage of your mama getting like a half a check or nothing.

He ain't staying with a night. He had to have, she's staying with him at his mama house. Shut the fuck up, man. Hey, man, get the fuck out of here, Jack. I'm not about to keep telling with you. That's a nurse at home at that point. You imagine your son bring home a 69-year-old woman?

What would you do? What would you do? They'd like the dude, don't be a minute. What'd you mean? What would I do? I'd pick her titties up off the floor and tell her come on in and make her feel well. Don't do that in front of the guys. Pick your tits up, Mildred, and get in here.

It's cold out there. You got to meet the nigger, gang. Stop trying to make yourself cry, because that's what you've been doing. You keep trying to, you and this little sympathy. The little sympathy act. Why must I cry? I've been picking him, bro. He reached, he squeezed a couple times.

It don't need to be to cry. It'd be the little ball right here. Whatever he hit, it makes him cry. Then you come down, and that shit, they'll be coming down that eye. I think you got water in that line. eye socket. He crammed glitter. He cloned. That's what you're doing. Damn, Jack.

You can drink water and make that shit come out of your eye. That's what you've been doing. Every time you sit, he... That ain't even water. That shit comes down there. I'm like, you got a crazy ad, no. Hell no. My boy, Jack. What you want to say,

Degger? Give him final thoughts, Jack. This is my final thoughts. And I need to understand, before we go on to my final thoughts, that's how y'all really feel y'all would want to meet the nigger? What you mean? Anybody talking to my mama, nigger? You better meet him.

You want to know what the nigga look like? I told the nigger already, if you don't like her for real, bro, leave her alone. Out of respect for me, leave my motherfucking mom. That's a man, that nigger, he don't care about that shit. He definitely don't. He laughed that shit out. He was like, ha, ha. That thread of shit don't mean that, man.

My brother said, I'm making it about me. You are? Are you the oldest? No. Yeah, we're 11 months apart. We're Irish twins. Oh, okay. You're the oldest out of your brother, then?

Yeah. I thought your brother was older than you. He just taller than me. Uh-oh. Yeah, you tripping, Jack. Let it go. It's a rock, game. Your mama know what's best for the family.

You doing what she doing, man. She know who to fuck with. Yeah, yeah. I mean, how do you think she had you, nigga? I mean, he really. She was 27. You weren't adopted? I don't know.

She was 27. Were you? But, Jack, just, I mean, D.C., you got to keep in mind, bro, ever since me and Jack Maher broke up right here, I don't want to steal with nobody. Damn. And you've been holding that on,

like you ain't know your potter been with your mama. That's crazy. Because the niggins said, See this sympathy act? He ain't been through this shit. Man, my mama was about the 42, man. That's what I'm saying, D.C. When he first said it,

I thought he had done went through a phone because I'm like, nigga. You thought he'd about to bring up some shit with you? She did just start back texting me. Okay. So I'm thinking that he's trying to, you know, stay somewhere. Outstanding. Right.

Tell me, the nigger 42. I'm 41. Right. I'm about to be 42. Okay. And that's exactly what we were talking about on the text. Okay. So it kind of made me feel like he was trying, what they say, he was being shaved.

You know what I said? Sugarcoat what he really tried to say. Yeah. And then he's going to, you know, he's going to bring it up like all of a sudden on the show. Like, I hope this ain't about me. Hey, this ain't. Which one of the camera? How are we in this shit?

You see what's because he ain't trying to end my show and shit. My social media is at Jack Dillon. Make sure you go to the Jack Off Comedy Show. It's air money. We just added on a couple more days and stuff. And when I, it's off the chain.

You know, usually it's on average. 30 comedians doing two minutes. Tad it down. Uptown Comedy Corner. That's where everybody, all the great show up to. I love y'all so much. man, I'm so grateful to be here with this guy, Carlos Miller, with a billion-dollar mindset, billion-dollar mindset,

thought about all this shit, and he even inspires me to this day. He is a year younger than me. This guy right here, he has sparked the minds of the new comedians that would change the whole comedy game. D.C. Young Fly. You know, I remember when first meeting him, my man, Niles Evans, said he was the Kobe Bryant of comedy. And, yeah, show enough.

Jack was hating on you at first. Man, fuck them in the night. that knick. Hey, hey. I'm gonna tell him. Yeah. And check this guy. DC came with me. This one, I'll tell you where the first thing that this nigga said to me. He said, what's up? Uh-huh. How you doing? O.G.

I'm, nigga, I'm 31 years, all. I'm like, uh-huh. Oh, gee. Then the nigga get wild and out. Then the nigga get goddamn TR. This nigga living my dream. Then shit didn't come up to me. He was like, damn, this nigga got damn living your dream, huh, Jack? He threw the shit in my face.

I ain't on front. I couldn't. And then it was an episode of Wiley now. I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna try the nigga. It goddamn on a freestyle, but it's the episode. Y'all can go back and watch it with the breakfast club on there. And I say some wild shit to DC and this nigga come back so hard

and say something about my eye being dice. I remember that. I remember that. Is that when you was trying with the weak shit and you was like, nigga, you're trying to be a thug, but you're ticklish. Yeah, you know what? You know, you know, it's the wildest shit.

I had the arms zipped off on it. This jacket, I got on the same shit this nigga diss me in. You need to take that shit old, man. I just realized that was a motherfucker, this was a vest on the stage with a great. I realized that's a zipper jacket. Yes. I zip the arms on.

So that's a sectional coat. This niggas are a Mexican. thing. This is the mind that's going to spark the new comedy fucking future right here D.C. Youngfield. And I show appreciate you out. Inviting me here tonight. They had this two-on-one.

And what the fuck, man? Sympathy. The head-go? No, no. I love... That's how you get your disability shit. You know what they put you through to get that shit? I know. They deny me. Man, them niggins came up.

Them niggins came over Jackhouse. I ain't get no money. They came over Jackhouse, man. They take a fake eye out, put a flashlight all in them, made shit, you know? They don't be fucking round, bro. They cavity check my eye. No, they made...

They fingered my eye, bro. They made sure your shit was out. Yeah, they made sure that... They made that nigga go down to Atlanta airport and lay down on the belt. And put me through the whole machine. Yeah. They saw the screws in my knee and all that shit.

Try to goddamn count me out. I almost missed my flight. All this shit, bro This bitch don't play, boy They said you through hell, boy Before you get that money, boy Sure enough You damn there got to be dead

I had to get them Get that disability Turned back on, bro No, he got it Turned back home Oh, they cut it out? Yeah, I'm back on month two now Look

I'm back on month two right now This reason This guy, I've been gone For the whole year I meant my whole life was in shambles For a year No DZ they sent the letter to the house

You know what to do from that year? Bro, I didn't get that. Ain't ever have a disability, man. You see, they sent a letter to the house, like in the mail, like the mail mail, Cunning it off. They were like. Couldn't it need to shit off.

They were sending it to cut it off. You go to that out there, right. They're like, what the fuck y'all couldn't jack shit off? It ain't like, we sent the letter. If the nigger read the letter, he could see. And you read it And you called back I didn't know

That's what you're going With this Yeah I don't know But yeah Through the blessings of God Through the blessings Why they cut your shit on bro

Mc whiling out They said I made too much And they saw them on here And they thought we was paying them So what you're saying That's what I'm saying Keep on paying me I got a business now

With the LLC Yeah he had made Too much money But that ain't got nothing What the fuck When you're on social security, you got to be on a fixed income. You can't make no money.

They sure do you know how to keep you in that little pocket, don't you? They know how to keep you in their pocket. I ain't made it yet, bro. So, you know, they're going to keep their ad right here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll give you some money, but you can't go make no other money. Because this money are only for people who don't know how to make money.

So if you know how to make money, you don't need that money. Right. So I'm going to ask you again. I ain't going to charge you for that, Jack. I'm glad to see something alive or you just want to be a less something or nothing. I'm glad that shit back on, though. one more time

I said I ain't going to charge you for that I'm just I'm glad they got you your disability back on I caught that part D.C. What, nigga? Do that shit you just said again? What, the whole thing?

If it's not too much trouble but if it is I'm going to just go on here and replay it when they come out Yeah, you're going to have to replay it because I don't even know what I just said Yeah No I'm saying that that's the system

How they just keep you in their little pocket Yeah, they keep you in the pocket man And like I said, you know, um, blessings, listen to the most high. Modiff. For, you know, the Jackoff comedy show. And, you know, like I said, we give him back to the new comedians. It's coming up, inspiring.

Get back to money. That's what. We are. New comedians. You get a free feature, pay feature. Now, do pay feature. C. From who?

Cash. Cash. From you. Yes, for me. Who the feature coming from? Yeah. On our, yeah, on our, uptown company. called a premiere comedy club.

Oh, so they're going to be a feature act for somebody else show? Yeah. Yeah. Whoever come up then? Who ever come up? Jack, they're creating opportunities. Yeah. That's why I definitely need y'all support. So somebody like... You ain't got my. So if somebody coming up now...

I have it already. You ain't got my. They fucking with me because of y'all. It's... So somebody coming up that whoever won, they get, they be the feature spot. They get a, they get a feature spot. And they get a trophy. You don't get my support, Jack. I don't, I'm tired of getting involved with your keys. Because of you and because of you already. They know it's real. But we do. Man, all y'all did with this right here to show y'all dogs some love, man.

And I appreciate y'all so much, man. Being in that mindset, the mind, they got damn, spark the future of comedy, man. Yo, thank you so much. Y'all give it up for these brothers one more time, man. Amen. 85 South, so. We're out of here. Summer's here, and with the kids home and off to camp, it's easy for moms to get lost in the shuffle. On good mom's bad choices, we're making space to center ourselves with joy, rest, and pleasure. Take the kids to camp. You know what?

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