The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Macon Comedy Special | Ep. 203

Episode Date: October 11, 2019

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We just sold it out, Megan, so I know y'all rocking with us. How many 85% is we got in the building? I know y'all watching the show on YouTube, but when you hear live, it's a whole different thing, y'all. You guys are all part of the show tonight. and have some fun say hell yeah before we get to the 85 South show we got a young man coming out all the way from Atlanta we want y'all to give him a warm making welcome y'all make some noise for our brother nev green no make some more noise nav green Now go to lights.

Nicka Canton brought me out on built just like him walking out this motherfucker. What a lady's at in this motherfucker? Okay. What the ladies with the natural house? Y'all putting deodorant on, ain't you putting your deodorant on? You gotta be careful these females will go natural on the interior. My old lady came in the house. I was looking like a little Yachty the other day. I was like, what the fuck you doing, bit?

Bad enough, I'm built like a dyke. Now, we look like a lesbian couple. Nigger, up here, 29 with hips. Nigger, this shit embarrassing. 29 are you built like your mama? Nicky, this is a goddamn shame. I know someone at Lama in the bin. Who at Lennon at?

I knew the real niggins are gonna hit 75, so I'd bring their head. down here trunk full of weed you know how they do you gotta go outside and get the liquor to come in but the real niggas had it in their old lady purse or win shit little few little shots and shit anybody ever flew spirit in here right i don't recommend that shit for nobody i had got on the plane i was like hey you the pilot you're like shit hell yeah this bitch in the hour in the minute. I was like, nigga, the pilot talking like that?

You know how when you fly, you don't just get straight in the air, you drive around a little bit, then you take off. I was like, it taking this nigga a long time. This nigga made a right on Riverdale Road and went up there to the quick trip and put quick trip gas in the plane. So I'm like, yeah, they're gas cheaper.

Nicky, you don't put regular gas in no damn plane. We were supposed to fly from. from Atlanta to New York. No stops. This nigga don't stop in Birmingham. Some of the nigga owe him some money and the nigga thinks shit sweet. That nigga treated that shit like we was on the

mega bus. He was like, y'all run there and get some snacking and then. We'll take off in a minute. This is a good environment, the 85 side. Y'all just clap it up for what they doing, man. And this is a good, great place to bring your date something like this talking to a female she's like you'll take me out I was like yeah but she want to already have a I don't got the pussy type of date I'm like where you want to go she was like I was thinking Papa though bitch I would

think is a chick for life how the fuck you just jumped the curve like that but she's a bad bitch so I obliged I take it a papadol I don't spend $83.42 I know how much I spent because I overdrafted to do the shit bitch don't look at me and say what's next bitch that's it that's the whole fucking month you don't fuck up someone I know a little hooker spot on Peter Street where I could drop you off bitch but I can't go in Motherfucking charging 20 to part, bitch, I don't spend that. You can't overdraft your car two times, like out.

I get in the car, she's seen me on the phone. She run up. I know you ain't talking to another. Big, shut up. This the Wells Fargo lady. I'm calling to dispute them damn charge. I would never have no goddamn pommel, though. They were like, would you like to report of this fraud?

Yes. They came and locked my ass up in the Walmart. How the fuck you get locked up with doing fraud on your own car? What the motherfuckers that do, hookah, clap it up? That good. Like, I thought hookah was cheap. Like, you know, $5, $10. A motherfucker about $30.

Bitch, I'm talking about, can I get a hookah. hell yeah get you two on they bring it back to the table they were like yeah that's $30 a piece I said oh you can take that shit right back I got him a job across the street to the gas station it got two black and mild say they're gonna do the same shit that hoofa were gonna do nah already don't freak that motherfucker so you can go ahead and pull it bitch you got to pull that motherfucker you got a wife these street niggas because these street niggas done start doing club

shit and start going into business I say one nigga putting regular charcoal on the hookah you know out the kicks for shit they had that motherfucker hookah smelling like this is it hey man they said hey

you know how making a get they want you all to tell the eye this shit no I'm saying we start on time so we know how y'all niggas will get so they were like now take your little fat ass out there and warm them up right quick but hey you're in for a hell of a show I appreciate y'all man I'm nab green y'all get off the cat one more time man man make it give it up a nap three one more time make it you guys ready to have some fun say hell yeah when my life is side over here on the right say hell yeah I don't know let me try on the left left side say hell yeah they live in a y'all over there in the back in the middle say hell yeah they rocking right there down on the floor say hell yeah make it we got a great show for you

guys tonight we want to thank you for coming out make sure you go to youtube and subscribe to the 85 south show you are witnessing greatness in here tonight you are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy the first member of the 85 South show you see them everywhere you see them on MTV Wild and out he's the coldest dress man in comedy his style is impeccable on this stage here tonight making he's out of Washington DC we got Chico Bean in the house the next member of the 85 South show he crazy as hell we call them loose legs You've seen them on MTV Wiling Out.

You've seen them in the movie Hi-Hi too. You've seen them on hip-hop squares. And you can see them in theaters right now, and I've got to hook up too with Master Pete. He's out of the west side of Atlanta. We got D.C. Y'all Fly in the house tonight! The third member of the 85 South show, He needs no introduction.

Where my ladies at? Well, I'm gonna give him one because the ladies in the house. because the ladies in the house. He is the creator of the same. Black men don't cheat. You see him on MTV wilding out. We call him the Sensei. He is great, y'all.

He is the coldest in the game right now. Ladies, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller is in the building. Megan, I need y'all to stand up. Stand up, Megan. We're gonna get this party started. Stand up, Megan. Now you guys make sure you give them energy. When you give them energy,

They gonna give it right back to you and we gonna have a great show. If you've seen the shows on YouTube, it's nothing like being in here live y'all. So if you ready to get your show started, say hell yeah. Megan, I'm gonna need y'all to make a lot of noise. Make a lot of noise, start clapping right now.

Give it up for the 85,000 show! Yeah! What's up? Oh! Making! Making! Make it! Make it!

Make it! Make it! Make it! We're making Georgia. We're making Georgia. Say what, say what? Oh! Look at all these niggas in here.

in here in the back town making what's up with y'all yeah we're in hell look at this shit who you see who you see you know broke the microphone all right yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh that's crazy oh up top how y'all doing up top Oh, god dang. It's live up top. Up top, live, I fuck's one up top. What's up, girl? That's a true one special right now.

I like this shit. We're making. Where we at? Where we at? Ooh, we're at. Where we at? Where we at? We're at.

Makin, Georgia. Where we're at? Where we're at? Where we at? We in Megan, Georgia. We in Megan, George. We in Backtown. What?

What? We in Backtown. What? What? We're in Backtown. Come on. Megan. Oh.

We in bacon. Ha ha ha ha. We ain't got on a sea. It's hot in a bitch. Wonderful. We in bacon. It's hot. They're cooking up like a bag.

They're baking in making. We bake in making. It's hot. We're baking and bacon. Come on. We bake it and making it. We bake it and bacon. We bake it and baking.

Hey. What an A.P. What a motherfucker, I can't eat the dog. Come on. Yeah, damn. What an A.C. No, don't be scared, bitch. Bring your ass back.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She got all that goddamn food. Come on, bitch. Taco, nachos, all touch. Come on, sit down, baby. There you go. Don't drop that shit. You know that motherfucker old.

They ain't even got those. They just got curtains. Okay. Bro, making it so real, they're selling liquor outside. Outside! They got the bar set up outside. You got to be hot than the motherfucker to get your hand to see it.

What? Well, make it real as hell. You can't sell liquor in the building. That's okay. We're selling outside. We're taking it in the building. The liquor was sold outside. Fuck you, be.

They're sitting them goddamn curtains forever to unfold. I'm behind the curts, like, come on, man, God. These whole building old. Y'all can have a seat. Y'all can have a seat. They need to put a fan in the window or something. Boy. God damn, it's hot and a bitch in here.

It is hot. It feels like a basketball game in this bitch. Then look at the dome in this motherfucker. This looked like a Mortal Kombat Will you fight it? I'm the niggins sub-zero grade walk out this bitch in a second. Ain't no teller who's gonna come behind them, Kirkman. Hey, is that smoke from the smoke machine in the audience?

Nope, that's carbon dioxide. Turn this shit off, I believe I'm allergic to that. This shit is... There ain't got no smoke alarm, nigger. We're gonna die. This got to be the oldest building in making right here. This shit, oh. Shit, this ain't the old.

this, but it's one of them. What's up? How y'all feel in the night? They're hot. They're hot. We need more energy than that. How y'all feel it, make it? Chico, it's hard to yell when you hot.

They're like, we're here, nigg, come on. Yeah. It's like Color Purple's church service in this motherfucker. That's what it is. This is a real chat. Look at the white man. Yep. Yeah.

A lot of niggers. in here tonight, we're just gonna keep it cool. He undercover like a motherfucker. You didn't make these d'n't hear that shit. Y'all don't hear that racist shit to make it. Hell, people, fuck. You said you what? Hell, no.

What he's making a nigga crazy as hell, well, this is the only place where you be watching the news and everybody in the neighborhood got shot. With a revolver, you like these d'embers. That nigga went and got the police back. That d'nicko reloaded. That d'nick was sat there and reloaded the gun.

This nigga. Did they check everybody on the way in? No. Yeah, no. Nope. You might want to do this show from behind. They got damn cow. Right.

I heard about what the fuck going on then making. For real. I got some homeboys in making. They already let me know. It's in their boot. I already know it. Niggins outside mad at hell. They're like, come on with the drink, man.

Come on. They got the boss set up outside. I rode past that shit. Niggas was out there like, man. What the fuck, bro? This shit is stupid as fuck. stupid as fuck. I hope y'all ain't getting no ice.

That shit melting. See, he got into the store. We need another bag. I know we knew. Let's see who we got in here tonight. Fellas, make some noise. You with your real girlfriend tonight. Ah, he let you know he got a fake one.

Ah, ha, ha, ha. Bitch, I'm supposed to be the only girl, okay? God, damn. Damn, man. That's in here, that single! Where are you at, single? Y'all niggas signed depressed. Yeah.

Yeah. I ain't got no pussy this week, nigga. Yeah. I keep jacking my dick, bro. Oh, God. That single, like, hard as hell. You don't have no pussy, just day-to-day. Woo.

You do got pussy. It just don't stay. It just don't stay. You'd be 100th day. You're like, where you're going? You know you can spend a night if you want. Long. as fuck.

I gotta go. I take it if you need me. It's a single ain't here right now. Then invited the girl to come out to this show. She was like, nah, I can't make it. She's up top with another nigga. Like, damn. Shane, he's fuck with you like that, slim.

But guess what, though? Keep hope a lot. You can take her home. No, you can't because she rode with him. She's here out of laughs. This shit got real. It trailed off. Them three niggas lad.

Ha, ha. Hey, salute to all the ladies that's going to have to get their lace runs redone out to leaving this bitch. Y'all gonna say y'all shit off. Make some noise. Ooh, shit. That glue is wearing off. Don't worry about it.

They keep looking it down. That's what they're trying to do. Keep them eyelashes on too. Your shit is peering like the old radio stickers that be on the bumper, nigger. Your shit is... Y'all can't put that much glue on y'all eyelashes now. Don't do that. Fuck around and glue the bitch is shut

Some of them don't even have the right glue They be using weave glue to put that shit on You can tell because it'd be clumped up My little cousin were using school glue I'm like bitch, you're going to all right now The elmas glue? A bit like she's crying and shit Oh

My need got a ball head with a lineup That's amazing Yeah he just went ball today That's the new ball you just did that today That's his first day on ball duty That nigga was like fuck it Give me the bald head. But it's like, bitch, you just got a shape up yesterday.

Fuck it, cut it off. Brug, they go bald, bro. They got a bald head with a fresh line. That is fucking crazy. That thing can put baby on the head. That is stupid. Look at a white dude, photographer. Got his shirt tucked in.

Tightened him up. They can't scrape from maces. He can't even sneeze with that bitch tucked in that type. What's that white man? Who are you taking pictures for? For a cathedral. For the making gazette. Who are you taking, who you taking pictures for, G?

You're taking pictures for the, right here? Oh, Ron, y'all, you work for the police. Yeah, I know. Nah, fuck that. We ain't never had no white photographer. What the fuck? This nigga ain't here dressed like a guidance counselor with a camera, yeah, we're gonna get their ass now.

Yeah, we'll see. He is definitely DEA. And so the pictures you're taking a year. So the pictures you're taking, are y'all going to hang them up in this building? No, but you got to hang them up in the building if you're taking pictures. I know we're going to be the only

niggas ever hung up in this motherfuck. You can look around and smell the segregation in this building. I want you to say that shit different. I don't want to be hung up. No way in making it. I'm team. I said the picture. Not unless I'm behind the house fucking or something.

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Don't start with me, motherfuckers Don't you start with me Motherfucker I've been doing this for 20 years, nigga Watch it, goddamn, that nigga came down the aisle now All right now, this motherfucker, don't start with me, nigga I tell you like this, nigga, that nigga stop, Chico, that nigga stop

I'm a real. I already know, O.G., I'm just playing, nigger. Don't do it. Get your ass out of here. Motherfucker, you don't want no goddamn problems with me. Yeah, I've been doing this for 20 years, nigga. We're making this. That's what's wrong with you, young punk. You don't respect nothing than nobody. That niggins start like Tony.

I didn't come here for no bullshit. You started fucking with me. I'm trying to do my goddamn job. I got 10 kids at the motherfucking house. I ain't got time for you to be telling no jokes, nigga. I ain't got time to argue with no young niggas I ain't got time to argue with no young meggles I ain't got time to argue with no young mezzles

I ain't got time I ain't got time I'm at work you can see from my chest and my back is hurt I'm just trying to do my job and get on home Got 10 kids I gotta feed all alone What's wrong with you? I got back with you I got time

What? Loz my mind. Yeah. I got old time. Yeah. Nigger ain't got no health insurance. I got all time. Working their job no health insurance.

What you got? I got all time. That means I forgot. I didn't like my mind. I forgot. I don't lost my mind. I forgot. I forgot.

I don't lost my mind. I forgot. Man, turn this shit on. Hey man, you're stupid, man. Hey, man, we better. I know, four, big tip more old niggas walking in. What they are, god damn it, they've been talking. Come on, we're gonna show these things.

What they're at, Leroy? Shit, I got my blade on me. You'll beat them old nigger ass. Fuck around with you. Oh, nigga, I always think they want their problems till you actually hit them. Would you say now? You know what, I'll be right back.

You ain't gonna knock them out, though. You don't hit hard enough to knock an old nigga out. He gonna take that punch like a jeep. Alright, now, okay, all right. You got me, you got me, little motherfucker. What this, why this, why this? What's up with you, nigga, come on. We gotta understand old folks that been hit with rocks.

They ain't been sprayed with water holes. Come on. You just ain't no fence gonna knock them out. You know what? Oh shit. What? I don't think I could live back there and get sprayed with no water hole.

What? I told you we walking. You ain't got to spray. I think the dogs was the worst shit that they did the niggas, though, letting the dogs loose on this man. Man, I would have got in my car and ran that motherfucker dog, clean the fuck over. Woo, ooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh. Hey, man, go loud, bro. You can't even joke about shit like that.

Oh, pooh, pooh, pooh, boom, boom. Hey, we got a chill, that white man's still here with the camera. Told you we would get them. Where ya? Reverse. This is all we need. Send it to TMZ. I don't give a fuck.

Pull in reverse. Oh, oh. Man, hey, look, whoever run the building, is it really not no AC in this motherfucker, man? It's not. I can tell. My draws are sticking to my ass. For real. I feel for all the niggas in here that got them jeans on from like city trends, nigger.

That motherfuckers are going to have. Oh, they fucked up right now. All type of glittering shit is falling on. They got a rat. They got an eagle, the eyeball and fell off that bitch. Your jeans is melting. They're melting. What a single lady's there tonight?

They at the show? I'm talking about you came by yourself like you walk. I've seen some of the women when I was pulling up, y'all got some fat asses in making me. Yes, Macon. Real fat ass. They got their slave coochie down here. It's hairy. Right.

They ain't got nothing to do here. That's the real sound, real sound, bro. These ladies are bringing you a play with four pieces of fish on it down here. All different kind, tilapia, white, and catfish, Nick. They stick up. That's why they call it making. Fat ass is making you bust nuts down this motherfucker. Look at.

Look at dad when you can't go ahead. Leave that nigga long, D.C. He ain't been out in two years. His shoe got medicine in them. The old boy ain't been out in the ages. I ain't been out to no concert. They still think it's a concert. I ain't been to no concert.

Boy, your glasses big as hell. You can see the jokes before we say them. They think everything huge is a concert. We're going to church. You're tripping. What? She hot. She sounds like a graduation. You see how they yelling my name, they only doing that because they know I'm on birth control.

You on birth control? You on birth control? Yeah, yeah. What you're on the shot? No, I'm on that goddamn pull-out ring. Oh. Damn. Yeah.

What they say to me? Shit, you don't. You just got a prank. You gotta be growing up with one of those. I don't have that skill, nigg. Fuck that. A lot of dudes fall off. They don't know about the pre-pull out.

That's the pull-out before you actually pull out. You get you like 10 pumps in, pull out. Wipe the dick off start all over again. Note, it'll be a little nut right there waiting to come out. You're going to have a baby. Hell no. That's the wrong with me. I don't know how to pull out.

Why the fuck wrong with you, bro? I'll be the first to tell, nigga. Because you all, I don't know the last. I don't know the last pump, nigga. As soon as that nut get, you know, that nut get ready, that motherfucker will be like, I don't get a fuck. And...

Let me go! I nut fad, so I wasn't planning on coming out no way. She gonna be like, you done? I'm like, yep, going to sleep. She said, talk your shit, DZ. I did, and went straight to sleep. I don't know why they be... Some women don't like to fuck for a long time. You haven't been kicked out the pussy like the club,

Come on that shit, hey. Be too much, that be too much, but I shall let go to sleep. Put my leg down, now, shit. I hate no bitchy that want to bust a nut and keep on busting a nut, bitch. Go to sleep. Ma'am, how long you like to fuck? The one who was pointing? About how long you want to fuck for?

How long? Bitch, you didn't know it 30 minutes to an hour. That shit with three songs. You've been fucking for three songs, bitch. Time out. Shoot, you wanna fuck through a whole episode of Martin or two, God damn! Alright, so is that including the dick-sucking pussy eating or is that straight fucking for 30 minutes?

Huh? See, four-play, you don't include four-plained. You include foreplaying your 30 minutes to an hour. Well, guess what? I'm eating that coochette for 58 minutes. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey. Hey.

He keeps going and going and going. Still eat cooching. He still eat cooche. This nigga looked like he got possessed by a ghost. Ah, ha, ha, ha. You got 56 minutes left. Fellas, you haven't ate cooche so long you had the stiff neck. She's talking about, what's wrong with you?

I'm okay. I'm okay. Hey, D.C., you ever ate the pussy so long one of your ass didn't work, you had to wait for him to readjust. Mm-hmm, motherfucker went to sleep on you, I'm telling you. No, for real, you can't eat pussy too long. Your dog lock up.

Your ear stopped popping like you on the airplane. Pop-b-b-b-a-all. You ever ate it so long, your ear didn't work? Let me tell you something, I've been fucking for 30 minutes and didn't even enjoy it. Because I knew I was a quick pumper. That being this pussy is trash. I want these supposed to be in here this long.

I'm like, hey, bitch, I pulled a big came like two days ago. You tripped. You wasn't excited that you broke your record, nigg? No, nigger. I know I ain't supposed to go that long, man. My dick hurt, my dick like, hurry up, hurry up. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go.

Ladies, make some noise, the niggas can't last longer than 10 minutes in that pussy. That's my- Y'all last so goddamn fucks. Like a motherfucker. No, they pussy. First of all, ladies, you can't count it if a nigga ain't fucking raw. Because if he fuck with a condom on, he don't know what that pussy felt like, no way.

Right. That's practice pussy right there. That's the warm-up. Chico, pussy like French franz. If you don't get it in the first 10 minutes, it ain't shit. So you said some of these pussies have been up under the hat light? Nope. They didn't dry him.

That's how your dick be. Oh, I don't want to go no more. Girls be known when they pussy be dry too. Because when you grab a bottle of water, she's talking about what you grabbing that for? Bitch, you know. Girl, this thing is put water on the coach. on the coach. What you're grabbing that thud, shut out, bitch.

You know what, my dick hurt, shut up. She was gonna say, my dick hurt, shut out. What's up, babe? You ain't saying no, bitch, why don't you? She forgot what she was gonna say, she got hot, soon as she said your name, DC. Uh-uh, she on appeal. DC?

I always attract them stupid bitches. What the fuck, that. Said cause on front of hood. Check cause I'm front of hood, I be getting all the ugly bitty. DC, I love your son. You bullshit. That bitch's gonna take care of you, niggins. She ain't gonna take care of you.

She walked like that, she's gonna take care of you. What? You don't think I fuck this bitch? What, yeah? No, you would? No, you would? She is coming wherever you need help in. Anything go wrong. She's like, motherfucking captain planning.

She's showing up, leave my baby alone. Well, y'all fucked up in the bitch. Let me tell you something. You gotta make them feel special. Well, I used to mess with a girl who walked like that. I used to walk around the house just like her. Did she walk like that because she was just like that or she got shattered some shit?

No, she was fucked up, so I used to walk like that. I was like, don't worry about it, babe. Bro, this shit so many different cans are fucked up. Look, and she's like, y'all went too far. I got a cousin walk like that. That's fucked up. I got too cut. Let me tell you, I want to talk about people that's in my family. I got two kids in my family that's sweet.

Everybody got somebody in their family that is slower. You love to say. No, I'm talking about, yeah, in the funeral, slow. Oh, that's a different level right there, bro. I mean, hey, I'm in that like cug going crazy today, man. You get used to you. You get used to it, though, if it's your people, you ain't even bawled about it.

But you got your friends around, they'd be like, man, is he okay, man? That nigga, cool. He's right. Don't be talking doing that shit. You just got to know what they're saying. They just point. They'll let you know.

Like my cousin, he knows when the fuck nigga around. He's no. My uncle might come around, because he's the fuck, you know, they beat up my auntie every time he come around. Ha! What's long? What's wrong, Lil' Ron? Ha!

What he knew? Oh, you've been beating on auntie, Ron, Ron, Ron, come back, Ron. Ron, come back, Ron. Man, y'all talk about Irrigat, that's why we can't go nowhere now. Whatever. We talk about ourselves too, that's why we do this shit to make people feel comfortable with the fact that they can just be fucked up. everybody fucked up we all got shit wrong with us everybody got a deficiency one of y'all motherfuckers got long toes right pretty it's nose big as a motherfucker your head big like mine it's

all good nigga love yourself oh you might go there you go see that's what i'm saying all right all my bitches up there in the top people up top y'all hot hot y'all love them by the attic ooh yeah they're feeling that outside they're out there sending that coming forth to carry me home Sweet me, Lord. Oh, my goodness. Boy. Bro, y'all fuck with that couch, my nigga. I'm not sitting.

It's too hot to sit on this shit is all the way cotton, nigger. You sit on this bitch, you're gonna catch on five. You know, ain't no AC. You got a mink pillow on that bitch. I got y'all. This that couch, Rick James fucked up at Eddie Murphy House. What the fuck was that? You don't want no cooch on this couch.

What the hell you keep yelling about? She need help. What's wrong with you up there? Her engine light came on when she paused. I don't know if it's gonna crank up, like. All right, y'all sound, you sound like a moped. When y'all yell together. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

She need a new starter in that motherfucker right there. She need to start her. This is the hot girl summer, bro. Women acting all the way up. It's a musty girl summer. That's what this is. This is the hot girl's up. Y'all still need to take boughs just because it's hot.

Hot girl slash take a bath summer. You ain't noticed that women have been acting this summer? They're calling it being all disrespect and shit. Give a fuck by the nigger. Yeah. Calling you talking crazy? Push your dick on the phone. What?

Oh, excuse me. I am a person. They gave all these bids is ho. Real-ass bitch. give a fuck by the niggins till they see that nigga with another bitch. Then it'd be like, who the fuck you think you playing wet, nigga? You were like, I thought you ain't

give a fuck. Hey, that's something boosts all these girls' heads off, man. I know a couple of girls for real talking shit. Talking crazy, bro, and her bed on the floor. Like, bitch, you ain't even got no head boy. You need to shut the fuck up. Immediately.

I'm about real last bitch, give a fuck. Like, no bitch, you a bitch that need help. Like a bullfucking. Broke ass. Bitch need help from a nigger. Can't even put my shoes up under your bed, bitch, fuck around with you. I gotta put up on the side.

Real-in' bitch, need help from a nigga. Big-ass coached hand for five children. I gotta put up on the side. You ain't got to put my shoes on the side. You ain't got no bag spring, gotta put my shoes on the side. Come on. Bish your bed on the floor

Bit your bed on the floor She ain't got your head on the floor Sleep Ughra Hey, bro Bitch your bed on the floor Bid your bed on the floor Bid your bed on the floor

Cool She ain't got your head on the floor Is that a motherfucker Roach Oh Is that a mother fucking Roach Who? What's that a motherfuckerfriend Roach

She's in you That's a muffin Roach, stop. Really? You been on the floor. I say you'll be on the floor. We gonna fuck anyway, because I've been wanna fuck you since yesterday. You got a big old booty and some nice pretty titty.

When I come down to Macon City, had a show at this old-ease place. Hey, with the motherfucking heat on. Hey, I was hitting it from the back. I seen two roaches with some Nike Feast on. Damn, said a bed on the floor. Yeah. And I'm not gonna stunt. Come on.

Every time we lay down and I try to get up, I get stuck. Guess what? People who bed on the floor look like they praying before they get on their bed, they're like, yep. Beat your bed on the flute. Beat your bed on the flute. Bit your bed on the flute. Bit your bed on the flute. Hit your bed on the flute.

Alright, stop. What's that a motherfucking bitch? Everybody that had to get up on the floor, got to get up different. on the floor gotta get up different. Like you just got up from the front. Everybody, you ever had to roll off that motherfucker? Like you're on the bed, that bitch on the floor. You got to.

I had a bitch who had a generator. Her bed had a generator. The one you plug in. Hey, look, and I think her batteries were dying one time. So we landed on her bed right. The generator going crazy. Then the beast is starting down. Winn' we start deflating, nigga.

We start deflating, nigga. She fucked around and put some new batters in that motherfucker. We floated back up. It's your bed on the floor. Ladies make some noise, your bed on the floor. Somebody lying like a motherfucker. It's okay. Your bed is on the floor.

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And make you meet get hard Shout out to all the ladies that had that bra on yesterday Salued y'all I fuck with real women That bra and panties don't match every day That mean you run errands and got shit to do Right And fellas, I'm telling you that's some of the best pussy

You ever gonna get with the mismatch underclothes You know she came to fuck She ain't come to do no impressing The only reason she wore them drawers Is because she ain't want her motherfucking pussy To touch them ceasing that motherfucker She wouldn't even the water draws if she wasn't for that niggins. If her bra and panties don't match her titty tastes like elbow.

When the last time you taste some elbow, nigga, what the fuck? I don't even want you to have on no panties or no bra just come naked, bitch. You have a fuck with a girl and you can tell like her period just went off she showed with them draws that they give you when you go to jail. You're like, what the fuck is you going to do? Blomers. He is stupid. And ladies, y'all still a little nigga.

Y'all still let a nigga eat it too. No, y'all J. came off. Y'all so nasty, motherfucker. Look how quiet y'all got. Put the start getting wet. Y'all nasty, motherfucker. Every woman in here to hit a nigga with that shit. I mean, I was on, but I ain't on, man.

What the fuck is the difference? Are you red or are you pink? It's like, pink-eye, it's like, it's like, but it's like. It's like stoppers. It's like pink stoppers. And you can always tell when she wants you to do it. It's like she's trying to get you to join the gang. Nika, you scared?

I know you ain't scared, nigga lay the towel down. All we got to do is go in that motherfucking room, cut that light off and lay the motherfucking towel down. Niggas, you down for a 187 or no? I ain't never did that like this before. Did that how they do you? Oh, for real, you ain't going to eat my pussy?

Okay, get away. You ain't going to get my pussy. Niggins be like, come on, man. Don't do it all that, come on, man. Ladies, do it make you want to fuck more when you just came off your period? You know why? Yes, I be haunted, yeah.

Because that's their new pussy. That's what a period it is. It throw all the old pussy away she didn't use last month. Every 28 days they get a new pussy. That's why black women don't be fucked up. You ain't never got to worry about them showing up in 30 years. They be like, you know what? Yeah, you got the pussy.

You can keep that. You can keep that. You got that. I don't even have that pussy no more, Bubo. That pussy's long gone. That pussy's gone. That pussy's gone. That pussy left two days after you did.

That pussy was gone before you was. That was the last little bit I had of that batch. Or it can tighten up or it can get worse though, Carlos. Just go that pussy's gone. They don't mean the new pussy better know. You gotta let that one settle in for a second. Niggas had to think about that one. Yeah, that motherfucker would tie that first.

You don't let too many niggas in, that motherfucker is a mansion. Bro, I just recently had some pussy from a mother of two. Okay. I think that that mother of two pussy has definitely been slept on. That pussy had of upstairs and a downstairs. Damn, that was huge. I'm so used to that one bedroom, because they ain't know what to do. He got some duplex pussy. That's crazy.

Ain't nothing like that studio pussy. Like the studio apartment pussy? Yes, yes. Mone fucker right down. Ain't got nowhere to go. One room, one kitchen, one bad, though. But you know who will fuck you the best, though? Who will fuck you the best?

A woman who don't have nowhere to go. Like she lived with her big sister or something. That fucking shit out of it. Oh, no, that pussy's sneaky right now. That pussy is a steel. You can't go to sleep before that pussy. You wake up like, hold up, where that bitch ain't? She'll clean the whole house.

She's showing her utilization skills. You ever go out to eat with a girl and then y'all take some food to go and then you get back to the crib and then she eat both of. Nah, you got to leave. You do some shit like that. Disrespect of motherfucker. You better not eat my to go. But it didn't make you start wondering, other shit. Like, what the fuck is you going through?

You eat my food, man? That's when you know you really in the relationship with your girl. When she started just eating off your plate, that shit started making you mad. That shit started making you mad at the wild on the fella. You'd be like, yeah, yeah, let me get the catfish platter with the shrimps and french fries. Let me get some of that dirty rice y'all got, too. What you want, baby? I just want to seize her side.

As soon as your catfish comes, she's like, oh, let me try a piece of that. You'd be thinking like, bitch, why you ain't getting none? What the fuck? It's my catfish. You said, it's my catfish. I just let him eat the place. He said, you'll be all right, greedy. So I won't.

I want some pussy. If you eat my plate, I want some pussy, now what? Who I ain't? Well, go ahead, eat your little catfish. Go on eat a little catfish. You're like, no, bitch, go ahead and have my catfish, go away. Look, OG, he's like, look at no catfish. Hey, white man, hold, hold, white man.

Let me see some of these pictures you take it. Let me see. O.G. Oh, I, yeah, all right. You all right, white man. No, you're going to have to delete them. You ain't even. He turned the flash on.

What's up, OG? White man. What's up, white man? White man. What's up? Oh, on. Right. He definitely...

He good. He looked like that white man that tried to help the motherfucker that's stealing out of Walmart. Sir, don't move. Let's hold him down to the police come. Man, I wish one of those secret shop of wood. Motherfucking citizen arrest,

making ass out of here. You stole some? Yeah, I stole something, but you ain't been to lock me up. I'll lock me up. I'm fucked with this crowd, man. They laughing and all this goddamn heat, man. Yeah, we gotta laugh our way through this heat, boy. I tell you.

It's gonna be some wet stains in these blue chairs with this shit over. My nipples is on this shirt. Crazy, you hear me? Boy, I got the sweat dripping now. My back that shit that you, I got the tank top on, but I know when I take that motherfucker off, it's gonna be sticky yikin, look like I got rain on. God damn.

What's up, girl? No, leave her alone. with the nigger with the bald head with the shaper. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, you do not want no smoke with that nigga. He'll jump up in this motherfucker. Everybody dies.

Fatal attraction. She can't pee with knees. He do look like the nigger that kill Cochee's on cool it, huh? I like fucking with the niggins who think they're crazy. You ain't crazy. Nick, I'm loony too. She can't pee with me. She can't pee with nobody.

Nah, shut the fuck up. I'm gonna fuck this bitch. Them don't be the niggins to worry about it be the ones that be quiet and nodding. That why you got a nod back. Oh, yeah, this floor old. Oh, I'm gonna call the splint on the old floor right here. Yeah. This shit, old is a motherfucker.

I'm glad I got these timber land on. His stage is old. They're just attached this shit. You're supposed to be on their part. You see it's taped on. Yeah, they got dead bodies up front of this part right here. Yeah, that's where the monster of making lives. Up under there, that's where the monster of making lives.

We've been in here for 60 years. This is more. That's why it's hot. They got to cremate the bodies. This shit felt like the after-hour spot in this, motherfucker. It felt like we're supposed to have a dice game in a space tournament going on. It's hot like the after-hour spot in here, boy. It's lit, too, after-hour spot, lit, too.

Who on cocaine? Bustle of all the ladies who got the waist trainer on your stomach still big. still big. Motherfucking poking out the waist trainer. Do they say, how the waist trainers come in size? Is it like small, medium, large, extra large, or is it like big, bigger, damn, or woo? It don't say that on that because, you know, they're tight.

It'd be like, want to breathe, can't breathe or kill you something. Oh. I want the key of myself. Let me get the kill of myself. You look like the scarecrow off the whiz, nigger. Let me wearing the shit out of there.

What? Stop wearing them bombs. What the fuck? Do they work? Because I ain't seen nobody who went up there. Like, man, thanks to this belt. She said, hell yeah. That's fucked up.

That's fucked up. You got the waist train on. You ain't give a nigga a hug all night. then we find to get back to the house, you're like, excuse me one second. Ah, take that my phone off like a business shirt. So does she get that bitch off, you be like, oh, baby, baby. Right. Yeah, niggas still hit no.

Stomach got that straight drop. Nigger, that's what that is. Straight drop. Bro, don't never worry about that shit. If you ever, if you're stupid like I am, I'd be half most of the time. I've noticed she got a little stomach. My whole goal to be like when I get the pussy is they have the stomach moving one way

and the tit is going to opposite direction. Wax on, wax off. Yeah, I call that Hurricane Dingling because the stomach going this way, the titis going to opposite direction. You don't know where this shit going. Well, at least you'll be thinking positive because when a girl we have a little stomach

and she'd be fucking me, I'd be like, man, if she's pregnant, she gets fucked up. Oh, well. Ain't not wrong with that stomach. That stomach lay flat when you lay down. Ah, look at all the ladies with the stomach. That stomach go flat than the motherfucker when you lay down. You lay down that stomach go flat.

You'd be like, ooh, look at this. This bitch is like a twist-haired thing. You know what I like jiggins? Like a bowl of grits. I like when the stomach lay flat and then them tithes fall. Then you had to stack them back up like you're playing jingo. Give me that titty at your armpit. Now you got deodorant on the titty.

You can't lick that titty and got deodorant on it. You looked at the other tentative, that shit has shocked your nervous system. Ah, shit! What was that? That secret is strong. That shit hit my central nervous system. It was a tear that formed in my eye that came out on the inside of my eye. That shit, what was your nervous system?

Bro, you fucking around. I hit you when you hit it. Ah, shit! It'd be right at the top of your neck. That deodorant titty hit your central nervous system. And this day on your tongue, too. That whole day, your mouth be dry as a mother. She's like, what, bitch, you ain't bad, that's what happened?

People in the back, y'all still good, or y'all got pneumonia? What's happening? Wow, that ain't got pneumonia. Oh, you said some people don't babe. Let me give a shout out to all the ladies that can wear white panties all day and you take them off, they still be white. You lie like a father-father. Oh, y'all lie.

Booty sweat. Booty sweat. You're lying. Depot, that motherfucker is not going to be white. You'd have lifted her four shower curtains, the tub. Your shit is... She take them white panties off. They're going to look like a backwood on the instant.

Right. Uh, what's you been doing? Uh, you look like a... This big, hot bagwood? Fuck, an oatmeal pie down there, man. You got water leaf. I do like when she take the panties off, they'd be wet, like honey-blying paper.

Niggin' like me, be like getting shot right quick. Shout out to all the ladies that sit here with their man and they didn't watch their drawers with the shit stains in them before. That's embarrassing. Fellas, check your draws before you go home. No, damn. We do, though.

When you become a grown man, it's something about, fellas, you ever went and you know you wiped your ass good than the motherfucker, then about 10 minutes later or she get crunchy, you're like, wait a minute, hold up. You ain't wiped good. You miss a spot on your booty hold too big once, something going on. What the fuck?

There's no dude can just go accidentally come out your ass, bupah. See, people laugh because they got little boys. You can't teach a little boy how to wipe his ass. You just congratulate him on doing the best he can. Like, at least you use some tissue this time, son. We're getting there. I know you're living, but don't worry about that shit. This shit.

Just because you shitted and waited a long time and your booty got dried, that don't mean it's clean. Still got a wipe, stupid-a-boy. I think that sat down on, I thought he wife. You know what? I think I'm done. Nah. Little boy than asked his hair. My little nephew took a bath.

Uh-huh. He got to have to tub quick as hell. His shoulders wasn't even wet. They're like, nope. Ah! You're not about to be in here with us smelling like you've been working on a car all goddamn day. I don't give a fuck that you said, but get your little must-ass back in them. Kids hate taking baths.

They'll be in there. in the water and won't wash up. Hey, at least you can get him to sit all the way down. This little nigga hovering in the tub. He don't want to get it bald, I'll tell him, but that's... That shit's scared, but that shit, hot. I used to be scared. I was gonna.

Hey, fellas, you're a girl that would try to make you take a bath with a nigga. And you know, their body temperature different. They set the water to fucking oot-with-noodle, nigga. They don't, fucking... You have, when you get it, you put your foot in that, motherfucker. Who, hot. Oh, you ain't a real nigga, you ain't cuff your nuts before you hit them water. Right.

You deserve to burn your shit. I'm not sitting up. Man, I'm cuffing my shit soon as my foot get in the... Balls hanging. I got too much anyway. I gotta, I gotta hold them. Well, not, I'm on my stuff on them. Hey man, I'm telling all the young fellas, your nuts don't never stop growing.

I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I'm out here with this Obama kid. I gotta get the surgery, man. Man, my fucking nuts hit that toilet water one day. I had to put a paper clip on my nuts. Shit. They sang it's so low. It's like when you exhaust break my nuts.

God damn, nigga. I got to wear boxer. I can't work boxer. I put it around. I sat down one time. I was like, hold up. Yep. I know I ain't got no hip rod,

but what that is right now? Yeah, yeah. That is my god. My balls. My balls. It's in the back of your ass. Right here. I can't hold hell no.

I can't. I don't like boxes anyway because you get to wear them boxes too long. The motherfuckers have rise up on your ass like a thong. You're like, I ain't even dead nothing today. What the fuck. You can walk around and shaking your shit like this. You said you fuck around and sit on one of them nuts, you had to take a knee. Like you, ooh.

I don't know what it is with the testicles. That is the soft. That's the most sensitive thing in the world. It's the nuts. If you want to get away, ladies, you want to get away, ladies. think you're in abusive relationship, he had did that shit before. She said, yeah.

He is going, and we don't, he got a coochie. Fellas, makes him know you ever been kicked in the nuts before. That's not the worst one. It's when you get hit in the nuts on accident. And it's your own goddamn fault. You at work breaking down a box,

your fucking hand slip. Shit, I'm calling off tomorrow, figure. You feel that shit, I don't know what the fuck I just hit, but my ear popped. You feel it in your stomach, nigger. It's all in your stomach. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Mm-mm. The bow's got to taste a 10.

I remember I felt my mother on my tongue. I'm running on my 10-speed, you know what I'm saying? 10-speed, you did? Hey, 10-speed fucking around the, you know, my bike had the front break and the back break. I ain't still, bitch. I thought about it. My mama had money that day. You feel when she bought that bitch, yeah.

Look at that shit. Did you steal it? You know, he in Matt Time. And I stole mine, nigga, every bike I ever had with somebody else's first. Fuck around you. You're ugly-ass, buddy. He ain't never had nobody.

Stupid-ass, yeah. I always hate on a nigga with a 10-speed. I bet you're gonna go to you by my house. Nah, that's the nigga that you left riding. He just keep riding. Cause he ain't got no house. Now what you were saying about your bike? Nah, bro.

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As you get older, it becomes harder to recover for them injuries, man. When you was young, you can get an injury and you'd just be hurt for a little bit and be straight. Now, as a grown man, nigger, you hit anything, that shit gonna hurt for three days. I bumped my knee on the side of my bed the other day niggie took me 30 minutes to get downstairs I'm like fuck boy shit I think I fucked my shit up god god you ever hit your funny ball oh yeah I'm my funny bone in Boston that shit made me start sweating and everything I'm putting around and hit my funny ball nigg my arm stuck for a whole week me and dudes we all we used to get them into each that was bad when we was young you ever been playing bad

basketball and came down on your ankle like that, nigga? Look at everybody. I can't play basketball. I'm just the man. Oh, man. That shit happened to grow people all the day. All the time. You ever been in some goddamn slides and missed that goddamn stuff?

Ushu shit! Nah, you ever been in the slides in the front, been forward, and your whole foot, come out the front, nigga. You're walking in them slides, that bitch catch. You're like, oh, fuck. You know it's fucked up. Now you big toe dirty. Big toe dirty.

Big toe, dirty. Big toe. Dirty but don't know The job playing he dirty-ass feet don't fall Behan dirty-ass beat. Boy, I fucks with making. This is one of my favorite places to come. Yeah, I love driving through this moment. Y'all Jeezy from making, hey?

Some time. No, he's from Hawkinsville. Who? Dalsonville. Who? Jesus. I thought Jeezy was for me. Geeley from somewhere down here Hawkeesville

That's down the road a little bit From that shit for that shit That's where that nigga with the ball head in the line up from He right there working at Avis I don't know him He's from Val Doster, Georgia I can get you a car for $125 Shout out to Val Dosson

Fort Valley got down Savannah all that shit Airway in Georgia All Benny Warren arrived what war on arrival is it I got damn 2-2-9 I went to Fort Valley too I went to Fort Valley State month

he went to Fort Valley I went Fort Valley for a seven month the lavish homecoming in Georgia and Fort Bend it used to be it is shit is still live it used to be in all of Georgia they don't even let the faculty come to

their comedy show at Valdoxas I'm young Four Valley be there. Fort Valley. Yeah, they're on. Nigger, they let all the locals on the school. They just be walking around. They were like, you go here.

Nope, I'm part of the community. The locals make this shit fun when you go to a HVCU, I'm like, what the fuck? This shit is dangerous. I had to start going to Fort Valley because they start buying my weed. I thought y'all don't smoke. They're like, yeah, we just ain't got no money. I said, yep, then my time is up.

Time is up. Look, the ambulance lady came down here. We got a problem up top. Yeah, four people then passed out. We need gonna need to get a machine up there. Yeah, they're up there hot to the motherfucker. Everybody didn't sweat. She almost passed down.

What about me? It's hot in here. Hit the fire alarm, something. We should have told everybody you get half price if you bring a fan in this motherfucker. Just plug the fans up. My nigga brought his on town. He was not playing. No, that's a bullery.

That's why he had to bring that towel. He keep that with him every day. He drank that Hennessy. He's sweat with his three degrees outside. Nah, he ain't making it. That's a booty rag. You didn't see the white... You didn't see the young white dude look like young Jack Nicholson in this bitch?

Who? My man right here? Just sitting this bitch by himself. I do not trust him. Who? A dude with the glasses on right there. That's a photographer brother. I've been watching him the whole time.

Oh, that makes sense. You don't want no goddamn cooombe to be smoking no cigarette like that. smoking a cigarette like that she's gonna suck the soul out your ass come in y'all man what these people crazy they're really be yelling shit from way in the back like we get here and we know y'all back there too all can't hear baby that's that shit traveling hell yeah we need a segment called yell some shit from the crowd Columbus George Columbus in if I'm all right Everybody else, so who from Atlanta then?

Oh, ATL, you dick. Florida here. Excuse that, what about Savannah? Savannah. That far. South Carolina, green beer. Okay. Niggins is learning late, niggins bench.

That's what I'm talking about. Something. Sumter, Sumpter County. Something to count it. Yeah. Sumter County sound like where all the bitches from America can fight. Every time I go to Sumpter, South Carolina,

I'd be looking for something to fuck. I'll be here all weekend. Yeah, something to fuck. Real. What? That means that they get paid the field grade. Seven to do. Hey, look at that.

Hey, look at that nigger's shirt. That shit looked like when they did. exit round be closed don't it? Ain't nothing like no country folks ain't never got no education. I was, you know, I'm going to have some of country, y'all. You know, I've been living here all before they is, you know.

Oh, here he comes. Look at that bullshit in the shirt. Oh, what one right that one that one right there. Oh, yeah. That ain't naked. This is, this, this is, this is a, bro. What you look like a...

Saw the jaw. Boy, you look like a box of nerds. Oh, hey, come here, Raquel, what are you from? Tell them, tell him all the... Yeah, no, no, he ain't a whole shit. Tell him, tell him, what you're from? Sold and jars, Nick. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, he got two roaches with him. Ah, shit, bro. Oh, they're roaches, roaches, roaches. Hey, hey, we got the cuckers in the building. We got the cuckers, the cuckers in the building. We got the cuckers in the building. Which one you want? We got the Cougars in the building.

We got the Cougars in the building. We got the Cougars in the building. They're getting worked. The Cougars in the building. She's drunk in the building. Yeah, you know. Cougars in the building. She's on that MD 2020.

Wow. Out of here. Wow. Wow. She had two beers and two shots. She is out of here. And her shirt tuck in her mouth. Yeah.

Give it up for Destiny's aunts right there. That's what they are. Destiny's aunts in the building. Destiny's great aunts in the building. Look at us. She got that ass. Say that ass with that fish net on. Say that with that fish net on.

Shake that ass with that fish net on. Say that ass with that fish net on. She got that fish net on. She got that fish net on. And I promise you she jamming. Fish net so big, she caught 300 salmon. Yeah, it's going down. The plant, okay.

That's okay, I take the one in the back. The one that smoked cigarettes, I think her name was Pat. She got some sons that's grown in fat. She's small but the coochie was fat. Yeah, eh. Yeah, hey. She from Mactown, she put that Mac down. Put that pussy on my face, yeah, slap down.

See from Mac Town, she put that back down. Put that pussy on my face, yeah, that Smackdown. Smackdown. Hey, Cougars in the building all day. Fuck her good, then she let you get her 401K. Okay, yeah, it's going down in the Mactown. Got the cougars with the fish and that drop down. Said the older ladies, they so sweet.

When you give them good dick, they go, straight to sleep, and they ain't even planned. They be like, bring me a piece of dick, that's what they say. I got a cougar bitch. I put the dick on her mien. I fucked her so good. She went and made me a pot of grease from scratch. She grow that shit in her back yard, too.

Okay, chiko, listen to this. I got an older chick, you know, she a boss. She'd be giving me head to a wig come off. Guess what, that's cool, chill. My cougar bitch just put me in her wheel. Oh, you get them. You get the money ain't a damn thing funny Ooh

You get the money She been to die She been to die She been to die She been to die You didn't kill that pussy She been to die What?

Ah She's with all states Are you in good hands She's with all state Are you in good hands? Cool, good girl, fat ass, I'm gonna smack it. I know the big nigga hot in that yellow jackets. What?

Take the raincoat off, my niggins. You're hot, bro. No, that niggins is sweating. Bro, you look like one of them Amazon packages they leave on the front door. I need to be side package head at. Hey, you're like Mr. Goodball. I'm all right on.

Hey, he do look like the Mr. Goodball with the red, that yellow and red over. Here you go, bro. Come on, bro. Don't never say we ain't fuck with you. Take that. Well, you know you want that bitch, bro. You're dressed like a Mr. Good Bob. Yeah. Come on, bro.

Don't say you all want it, bro. Hey, big man, no stunt on my homie. Take a piece, nigger. You know you hungry. hungry big man don't stut on my homie take a piece boy you know that you hungry and his man he is mad as fuck because he wanted to grab that candy bed as fuck hey you know he'll be a player I bet with the show over he gonna be like man fuck with me live oh he gonna eat that bitch when the show up with oh gee what's that guy Hey, that nigga is drunk here.

You know what I did? Hey, that's how every old school nigger dress on Sunday. It'd be a team nobody like dolphins, cowboys, redskins. Oh, he's the only nigga be believing in him. Oh, they can turn the lights on. We can see it a little bit further back now. What's up, Megan? Hey, hey, hey, before we even start ambulance later,

I like that little stance you got on you. How you both-legged in one leg? I like that. You see her right there? Yeah, she's looking at you like, I don't find none of that funny young man. Look at them three right there. That's how our wives gonna look in 80 years.

Boy, y'all look like y'all supposed to start in Baps 2. That's what it is. That's who, ah, they went on tour with Uncle Luke when he first popped off. Popper there, Shiglin. They look like they all get money from the same old niggum. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, she ain't time ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh oh oh them are the oldest thoughts I've ever seen look at her she just isn't in her jeans just oh ugh Hey, I guarantee you all they're being on the floor nah they're barely on the floor you know one of them drive a van a conversion van what you say baby what you say what's you say the one that's at a man. That's right. Ladies, them be the ladies in the bear from giving you life advice. Young lady do whatever make you happy, you hear me? Don't never let

nobody tell you how to live your life. Look at me, I'm seven to eight years old. Listen, I'd have been around this world and back. How many times? Listen, she's so high right here. She can't even enjoy herself no more. She's so high, she just... Shit, we didn't pick this. Fix your legs front, ladies, fix your legs for us. They get lazy. No, it's the real shit.

We appreciate y'all being in this hot-ass building with us. We didn't know this shit we're gonna be this hot. What? I don't see no vent. Like, no vent. It ain't no vents. This shit is the goddamn Thunderdome, nigger. This is where they put all the school supplies. The school in the back of the school shoole.

Y'all ain't fanning like y'all waiting on past to finish the sermon. Now, I'm gonna take my time. We're gonna get on up out of here. They got these funeral home seats in there. Those seats be in the funeral hall chapels. He was a good man. You want some of there? This that building, they had graduations at him.

Who graduated them out of this motherfucker? You won't too with your fat ass. Here you go. He caught that shit too. I ain't getting to you, bro. Feel like I'm feeding seals. Never, man. Don't make that shit for real.

Big man caught that motherfucker. That's right. Big man, so I ain't dropping no candy, nigger. Hi, nigger. That's the thing. Hey, man, that's the type of shit we need more of is black people. You see how everybody was rooting for? Man, that was fucking beautiful.

They didn't want to eat that shit. Eat that shit. Eat that shit, eat that shit, eat that shit, eat that shit. Show your tits, show your tips. No, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop. Big belly nigger in the building. Big belly nigger in flanking and we're chilling.

Big belly nigger gonna do it for the people. Big belly nigger gonna eat it, there's no sequel. Big belly nigger in this bitch eat snacks. Big belly nigger in his bitch eating snacks. Big belly nigger in this bitch, yeah, he's set. Come on. Big belly nigger in that bitch and it's cool. Yeah.

Big belly nigger eat all the food at school. Oh. Big belly nigger, he ain't lying. Big belly digger eating all the damn time. Big belly nigger, hold it up. Big belly nigger, yeah, he eating all the snag. Big belly digger, big belly digger, he's more song.

Big belly digger, I ain't dropping no crows, I say. Rolls and say, Who? Oh, belly, nigger. Big belly nigger, snubbing cover, I'll be big bad,

man, big belly nigger. What? Big belly nigger. Who? Oh, Say what? Say what?

Who? Big belly, Big belly, Big belly, Big belly, Bip belly, Biple, B belly,

B belly, two in the tubular Dibbellin. Macon, hold a big belly. Macaron and cheese and get smelly. Oh, you want to go to colling green on the beverage cream. On the big faking.

Come around, man, they post-stick. Collie, you gotta get it ready. Okay. I ain't do no faking. We ain't faking. All I eat as good as good. Big belly, and you know I'm shaking. That must I'm quaking, cause you know I fake.

Yeah. Meant belly and I eat the snacks and I eat the snacks and I eat the snacks. Big belly when I munch on snacks, I be like, I'm not on that. The bigger the belly, the bigger the belly. Yo. I'm fucking these hos and I'm posting. You know I'm like neck of the belly. You know, ya.

The big of the belly. Oh. The belly get bigger. You know I'm that nigger. The bigger the belly. The big, the d Part of the nigga, the bitty-nigger, the big-bellied démie. Big-belly-diggle digger. Big- biny-nigOO, big be geldi, the big-belly-diggly-diggle, the big-zon.

The big-de-old. The bigger-n, the bigger, the big-and-pig以上, the bigger. We can't get the big-belly fishes, the big belly women, the big-beddy women. Well, the big belly women, the big belly women, the big-belly women. Oh. She's got a big-old belly woman. Oh, big old belly. She got a big old belly.

I'll give it skit more. She got the big old belly. I'll give it stretch more. She got that, Hey, girl, love your big old belly. Yeah, you know that you should. I bet you pull that belly back and that pussy is good. I said, yeah, going down, big belly girl.

She do. Oh, she got a big old belly, but she's still pretty. She got the stomach sitting right under the tithis. Matter of fact, same thing I call them stittis. She got the stittis. That's the stomach and the tinnis. Ooh, B-Binney, B-Binley, B-Binley, B-Binley, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-O-K-B-B-B-K-Lead. So, they got a big-vill, don't task her.

She can't lay up on me, girl, I got ass more. Uh-oh, you're gonna kill me, I hope you feel me. But in her kitchen, boy, it turns on, it's not filthy. Oh, she got a back on the cheese, color green o with the black eye feet. You don't really want them, peanut, but they're gonna tell the motherfucker what you're talking about and all you need?

Whoa, when you call me to keep the fuck around team in the chicken, and get it cooking in everything air, get it for these niggins got to watch these dishes. Hey, big belly, be it. Big belly women, hell. We love it. We love it.

We love it. We love it. We are big belly women. What? Big belly women. Big belly women, all the big belly women make it. Listen, making. We like y'all making, make it, making.

We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here. We got another show. Hold up, hold up. Y'all, wait a second, you already know. When we sell the show out, we gotta take the picture. Take your phone out. Take your phone out.

Get your phone out. Get your phone out. Get your phone out. So your phone light on. Turn your phone light on. Phone light on. Phone light on. Phone light on.

For all the big belly women Big belly women For the big belly women This for the big belly women This for the big belly Turn your light on Turn your light on Turn your light on

And you know we don't boy Bright ass light on that big ass Antroy Turn the light on and you know we don't boy Big ass like on the fucking Android Come on Who? Who?

Who? Who? Who? Making we love you. Make y'all. We love the shit out, y'all. Megan, thank y'all. Big, barely women.

Hey. Barely women. I like it. Barely women. All right, Megan. Give it up for the 85 South show one more time. Makin, you are all officially 85% us now.

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