The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Martin Luther King Jr. Episode feat. Clayton English | Ep. 5

Episode Date: January 15, 2016

In episode 5, NBC's Last Comic standing champ Clayton English joins in to talk about heroes on this special MLK Jr. Day episode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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85, hey. Yo, yo, yo, it's your boy, DC, Yo, Carlos Miller, we back in here. You know it. You're now listening to 85 South, man. What's going on, man? We're back, man. What's happening?

The 85 South show, man. We jumped out here on their ass, man. People showing us much love. Hey, man, presented to you by comedy hype.com. Ain't know what the fuck going on. My boy, Katna got real exclusive with these goddamn sound effects. We got sound effects. With them got down, what, what it is?

Who titted them is? Them queen latipa tithes. Hey, man, do you know what I'm in tweets we got about them queen latifah tithes? I meant it. Do, this shit was crazy. Like, the feedback from the podcast has been. Shout out to everybody who's showing us love on the podcast. On iTunes on SoundCloud.com, man.

Download these shit. Yeah, man. It took me a minute and even download this shit. I'm like, man, this shit won't play. Yeah, but see, it's because you thought it was already available. Yeah, but it wasn't. But we had it set on the timing for it to be ready on Christmas. And now we're ready, man.

Man, we're in here, man. We're in here, man. We got some partners in here tonight, man. They're coming in, man. In the podcast. We got my eyes. I got my player potting in here. Who?

Who? My nigga Rambo, man. Jay Whitehead in here. I thought you were talking about the real Rambo. I'm going to say, Doc! Hey, I'm telling you, he's the black Rambo.

This nigga got more knives, guns, trinkets, nice sticks. Nah, I don't need no more knives around me. I got stabbed and shit. That's why he here. We know we're straight. Whitehead, where you at, man? Say something to the folks, Rambo.

What up? What up? What up? Jay Whitehead. Man, welcome to the 85 South Show. I appreciate you for having. Yeah, man. You know we got my other potting here today, man.

Who? Nah, it's my partner, partner. Who? No, you don't hear what I'm saying. When I say my partner partner. It's like he'll take a charge for you. Not knowing that it piss up under the car type partner? Man, that's my partner partner.

You know what I'm talking about? Like, look, I'm like, me and my dog, we've been riding here since I moved to and I started doing comedy together. We was like, man, we're about to take over the motherfucking. Carlos, you ain't got to do that. You ain't got to do that. No, I'm talking about my other partner, man. My other cousin, man.

Who? My dog, man. Okay, I ain't even, I'm going to skip the long-gaz intro. You already know who it is, man. We don't know, Carlos. It's the winner of Last Comedy Standing. My motherfucking homeboy, Clayton English in the building. What's the business?

What's up? What's up? Golly. Come on, man, y'all. Hell yeah. Ain't no more gongs. Don't play no gongs when I'm coming up and shit. And that little Nick Cannon drum roll, you're going over there.

That's what I'm talking about. He's sampled it. Hold up, hold up, man. Before we just get into anything, man, I heard you won Last Comic Standing Yeah Man

Can you give us An insight on that Right quick That's big Look man All I wanted to do Was get a little more work Man

Lose did it last year So you know I had watched his What he did He gave me a little knowledge That he knew And I just tried to mix it And I say after about

The first round You know Just started clicking It you know I was like Let's see what I can do And I saw folks You know

Nerve-wracking You know Killing their self before they go on stage. Yeah, man, folks would be nauseous, walking, pacing. You're in a green room with 25 people. But last coming standing, you got to have, like, different material

because you're going on stage more than one time. Yeah. And I know you're not going on there with the same material. No, no, no, no. You got, like, but it was better than last season. Because y'all used a lot more material, I'd say. Like, the season he did, because they had challenges and stuff. All in all, I use maybe 15 minutes of material,

like 20 minutes total. For real? Yeah. Out of all the challenges? Yeah. Because it was just, you know, three minutes. Then another, you make the next round, another three minutes. Then from there it's four minutes, then the last two, five minutes.

That's the word, man. Congratulations. No, I appreciate it, man. I was glad they got that. You know, don't be on there, man. But I ain't got the brunt of yet, though. That's the other problem. The money ain't came through.

I know how my bill collectors feel. You won last. Now, I was a finalist last year. Yeah, I was a finalist. Yeah, he was a finalist. Yeah, he was cool. I've been borrowing money and shit. No, he got it.

Hey, man, it don't matter how much money I got. I'm still going to borrow some. Fuck you, man. Sometimes, say, I learned that shit from this, nigga. Sometimes you got to borrow money from people just to see if they'll let you bar. Yeah, man, you just got to see where they're going to be there. Yeah, just to see if they're going to crap in people. I even do that when I was broke because I knew I was going to do something with my life.

I just like, man, I just, I got a, I need, I will use, you know what I'm saying? Because I'm fucked up right now. You know what I'm saying? I just want to know who fuck with me. Don't nobody believe that shit when you said. I remember I had that dope deal with I swear on everything. He was in the neighborhood And I was like, bro

Look man, I just want to go to the can later Man, I mean, I didn't bar find out Oh man, I got bill, man I'm like, you know what, it's all good It's all, even though I was mad on the inside Because I'm a little John John from down the street But I was like, it's all good As soon as I got right

You're like probably my whole or something I'm like, ha, I got bills I got bills Oh, that's not going to know I don't return phone calls no man There's a couple people just trying to book me man, now they're trying to book me now that I won They didn't want to book me before

Bro, that's just all the way That's all the way you're supposed to I told them I just tell him. I just, no, I just tell him, you know,

what your 2018 look like, you know? Because I'm out here. Booked up, man, what your 2018 look like? At least you know you'll be booked for, you know what I'm saying. You didn't catch that.

He's just stunning. Oh, guess I did. They can't book him for three years. 2018, I'm going to use that. 2018, tell me how that you do that.

D.C. He ain't even going to perform on in 18. He's going to get the deposit. You'll show for 19. We booked up. We're going to be booked up. Matter of fact, I need a deposit right now. Calendar look tattooed right now.

That's what it looks like, man. But, yeah. Man, welcome to the 85 session. Man, I'm glad to be back here, man. I just rolled up 85. No. I feel you, bro. Coming from Biloxi.

I got lost. Comedy news, presented by comedy hype. Today we got my man, Kevin Hart, releasing the movie with my boy Ice Cube, man. Right along, too, was hitting in theaters. I didn't not know we were going to have Kev stopped by the studio. Kemp, what's up, man? No, nothing, you know.

Hold on, I got a joke. I got a joke, wait. Right, okay, I won't make you laugh. Wait, don't make me laugh. Okay. I walked in Target. Right, okay. Ah, nigger, you're hilarious.

That shit is so goddamn funny. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, let me, see, that's why I don't want to put you on my tour. Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, wait a minute. All right, wait a minute, look, I walked in Target, right. Right. Don't look, don't make me laugh. Man, you are, how, before you, how are you such a,

better comedian than everybody. You are just the fucking best. Listen, I pray to God every day. And I steal their jokes. And I listen to Michael Johnson. Oh, okay. Cool. But listen, got to listen my joke, listen.

Okay, listen, I'm listening. Don't mean you love, you're funny. You're funny. I watch Wiling Out. You're funny. Cool. Thank you, man. So listen, I walked in Target.

I had on a red shirt. A color shirt. This thing is hilarious. Jesus! I walked in Target. I was going to get some drawers, right? Right. And then I saw a tour.

turtle. It was walking snow. Niggas, shut the fuck off. It asked you. Hold up. Wait. Don't make me laugh. It asked me. Do you work here? Naga! Because you, I see it. Damn, that's the best joke I ever heard. That's genius. Shit.

No. You are. Give credits to my writers. Oh, man. Eddie Murphy, who? Thank you. Man, y'all show some luck. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Thanks for having me.

In the studio with us today, man. Stop by That shit is crazy Ice Cube and Kevin Hart New movie Right along Make sure you go check that out Man go see that

Tracy Morgan Make sure y'all go see that man Tracy Morgan You gotta support them ice cube movies You gotta support them Yeah you gotta support all Ice Cube movie Except for all

Except for that triple X movie Yeah You gotta watch that Because I ain't Have no cave Wow You're talking about a TV show Or the movie

Yeah TV show too Tracy Morgan You're going back on tour He's back on the road On tour man He got a new tour called picking up the pieces bro, would you go on tour after you just won

90 million dollars in loss? Ain't, hell no. Yeah, boy, you don't stop in no muscle. Hell no. I wouldn't tell another joke. The whole point of the hustle was to get the money. I quit. I quit. I would I quit everything. I would forget how I made a living until I got that 9 million. That way, the nigga, you only understand how him having 90 million dollars helped his tour sales because a nigga be like, well, no, we want to go

get you 60. You're like, wait, I have 90 million dollars. Fucking right. You have to give me a little bit more than that, buddy. Boy. I bet he... They're going to come see him, though, because, you know, he's bouncing back, man. He bounced back from a serious injury.

So he probably even need to do the comedy. That's probably good for his brain. Does he have a DVD? He has a special. He ain't got his own specials. This is what the... The special is going to come from the tours. Okay, cool.

Yeah. Picking up the pieces. Hey, shit. I'm proud of it, man. I'm glad I'm Teddy bouncing. If I had 90 million dollars, my shit would be called picking up pieces of my check from the bank. Fuck you, niggas.

Yeah. The whole. The whole. title and they couldn't bleep it out because I had paid for them not bleep it out. Pick it up. Because I got 90 million dollars. I'll get a Walmart chain.

A chain. A chain. Is it going to stay with the Walmart chain? Big-ass-a- Walmart just doing it coming to the Walmart chain. That's the thing. This shit is going to be interesting to kill you. Like, look, Tracy Morgan had money already. He already had money, but now he got like real, real fucking money.

And then this is going to be interesting. Because Tracy Morgan is a real nigger. Yeah, Tracy Morgan. They didn't give a real nigger. Nick, a hundred million dollars. He was on the little aquarium show and he built the little aquarium in his house. Yeah.

Got him in a little aquarium, just because. Just because, man. Trace Morgan, been rocking for a minute since Brumann. I mean, not Brumman. He says Hustleman. Come on, man. What's up, Chief? What's up, Chief?

19, Jane, Jane. Get up to pieces. Hey, man, to be honest, man, I'm glad he's all right, though, man. You know what I'm saying? Because that whole little serious, that little moment right there was real serious. Yeah, shout out. Everybody involved.

Yeah. Learned to walk again. He didn't do a lot of shit. Everything. So I'm just glad that he bounced back down. Man, rest in peace, Jimmy Mack. That was your home boy. Yeah.

Shout out the Artie Fuqua. Yeah. That shit was a real, real tragic. And then they just came back and said that the driver will be indicted. Yeah, he needed to be in. You know, Walmart went dropping that shit. He need to be indicted. This motherfucker went to court and said he wanted the charges drop.

He did. Like, nigga, it's your charges. They're not going to drop him because you. The Walmart truck flipped over They car smashed the fuck up He had been driving overtime or some shit Like I think they give you like You can't drive over 10 hours

Yeah, I used to do that shit You got to keep up with that He was driving over 10 hours Yeah, man That's shit real I'm just glad that you know what I'm saying That's some real shit Because them trucks

You're running a motherfucker over And don't even know it Have you ever been beside one And the motherfuckers just be All on to the side You know what I'm saying? I used to drive them every day and I've been on there where they're asking people

to buy the, uh, on the CB trying to find crack and shit like that. Yeah. They're trying to find crack on the CD radio. They all would be smoking in. What they say? What they say? What they handle be?

They'd be like, this is rubber duck. You're looking for, uh, hard white. This is rubber duck. You're trying to have a party. Go to channel three. If you're trying to have a party, go to Channel 3. I'll be that nigga at the pilot, standing up there with a bomb in my pocket,

you know, truck drivers have cash. A lot of cash And after they get high They're gonna watch Ice Cube It came a hard movie ride along too Yo, what's Crackalaiton? Hold up We got a message from Ice Cube

Yo, what's cracker laden? Nothing. Who the hell going on? What's up, Q? He just wanted to say what's... He really is everywhere. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I didn't know a kid was going to call.

Oh, Kim back, Ken back. I don't know. You didn't know. You didn't know. I'm not going to make you laugh. Wait a minute. How did y'all meet, Kevin? How did you meet?

Let me tell you a story about Qube. Hold up. Wait a minute. What's going on everybody? This is Kevin Hart. Oh, it's crazy. I didn't know you had me already. Oh, my God.

Listen, Kube, Kube, don't laugh in anybody. He doesn't happen anybody. And it was crazy. Hold on to me that way. All right, cool. I went up to him. I tried to be hard. And all of a sudden, I was like, Gucci, Gucci, goo.

This nigger is hilarious. And he chuckled. Kevin Hart, ladies, gentlemen. And before you know, we've been doing movies ever since. Every since. Every since. Wow. Why is he working with you instead of mic up now?

Hey, that's a question that I can't answer. Right. You know? Don't make me laugh, but that was a good one. Don't make me laugh. Stupid. It's all in the heart. All right, man.

Make sure y'all go catch Tracy Morgan out on tour to pick up the pieces. And go and go see that movie. Ride along, too, man. Shit. I hope we keep going, man. Ride along one was funny as fuck. Man, I hope they make 12 of them bitches. Damn, like ride along eight.

Yeah. Put me in. Like, ain't on any. Y'all need to run out of the game. In other comedy news today, man. I'm glad you got on the top of a bootleg and fake shit. It's just a whole new year, 2016. I want y'all to get a listener, some advice on how to keep shit real for the new year.

I need bitches with no man to stay out of people with relationship business. Off top. Please. That would be nice. Please. That would be nice. Just let that one marinate. Just sit.

If you sit in the bed alone, you ain't got no relationship advice. Shut the fuck up. Shut your ass. Shut up How the fuck you know everything You tell her How to lose a man If anything

I just need to understand That men are not The only ones Who should be given During sex Say what now Women They're thinking that men

Are the only one You be giving a lot You need to start giving Before you even give Like So hold on Let me translate this So he's an eater

Let me translate this He's an eater Before a beat her Let me translate this For the white listeners Quit being lazy That's what he was saying Some women think that

Men are supposed to earn the pussy Like, you know what? We are, this is agreement We're gonna help each other bust or nut But you know what I hate Don't let me eat the pussy If you're not gonna let me

Don't let me eat the pussy If you're not gonna let me fuck Hold on, say it again Don't let me eat the pussy If you're not gonna fuck One more time One more time for the list Before it even jumped out

But you gotta understand What I've been through I didn't ate the pussy before And fuck so yeah But you thought it was always Go work that way And then It should,

Majority But not all the time Nowadays, after all these allegations and the shit they put on you You got to make a sign for the dick Like a UPS package It got to be on the release plan She got a sign for that shit

You got to have it You're going to make a sign for the dick Like a UPS pack Yeah Yeah, like the number and everything Sign on the X That way anything happened You can go back to your records

You could pull it up I have the confirmation code right here Yeah That she said she was willing to give it to me ran off on the floor twice Hey Fuck you mean So I ask y'all

How people can keep it real You just wanted to talk about all kinds of crazy shit But that is 2016 We don't need that 2015 What's the type of shit that you want left In 2015 Anybody? Oh, they got to stop all the shooting the shit

Y'all got to stop Of course you're shooting the shit Everybody got to cut their violence out And that's go for everybody Not white people Yes Black people The terrorists

Yeah, yeah. But you know what I hate, though? Who will? I want the latest to stop taking photos on the sink because we're thinking it's your ass fat and then we get in there and our asses are fatter than yours. You feel what I'm saying? I don't like that sink booty.

E-knowing that went in there and saw a life. I want the ass that was on the sink. Where your Instagram booty? I want that Instagram booty. The Instagram. There's a lot of Photoshop. I want to leave ass shots in 2015. Yeah, well, if you're not going to get the everything done.

The real ass shot. Have you ever felt somebody with titty shots? The titty's in your ass It's like It's so hard And they just be trying to like Put it in your fame like Yeah that's the cheap way

That's the cheap way Because you know Asses is more expensive than tities now The price of ass is rose Have you ever seen them tithes? A lot of people don't know that The projected ass prices For 2016 are astronomical

It's ridiculous, man Have you ever seen Have you ever seen them titties With the cancer veins in them? Oh the Veracost Titties Yes The big on to that right about It's some cream, you got to rub on them titties.

Hold on, fly. Clayton, 2016. The ass prices. How much you think are ass cost? Through the roof. How much of the ass? They have through the roof. Okay, let's say, let's say, because look.

This ass are for a woman to. No, no, to get her ass. To get her ass, to get her ass, ladies out there, I'm going to tell you all right now, man. How much of your ass? And I'm going to tell you the best ladies for real, because I hang out and strip clubs, talk to a lot of strippers. It felt a lot of the fake ass. If you can't get your legs done, too. don't do it

and you get your whole thing and if you can't get the shit up out of you if you ain't go to a hospital to get it done because you gotta think about it your legs ain't even matching your ass

like you know what I'm saying it looks like you got covered in your damn jeans a lot of a bunch of pillow covers in her jeans it looked like toothpicks in some uh like in some hors d'oeuvre

you look like a walking horsing. I'm gonna walk around I'm gonna walk around with an inflatable in my trunk how much you think her ass cost

A ass cause a good ass Like what's the good ass though? What's the price? Five bands for good ass. You say five bands? For good, for ass to not inflate K.

Kaye Michelle, did you think she had a good ass? Was that quality? She had a marvelous man. She cut it off. She got it off. She got it taken out. Just a little bit. She got it taken out.

She got some of the ass taken out. She said she ain't done. Why? She was stiff. She just didn't. I don't know. She couldn't sit down. And she didn't ever let me touch it.

I did. I tried. Security or motherfucker. I don't talk about him with fake ass. He touched it. I did. At DT. L.R. I was scared. He touched it?

Yes. And the crazy part about it, she didn't feel it. Yes. Yeah. Oh, okay. She noticed. She allowed him. She looked.

Are you from Memphis? They told me you from Memphis. You say five bands for ass. Let's do the price right with asses. I say about five bands. Five bands. A ad that don't inflate in two years. What did you say, Jay?

How much your ass called? I say eight on a deal. I'm not paying but $30 to get in the ass anyway, so it don't matter how much. Eight thousand on a deal. A good quality. going to the right place. You're saying five, you're saying eight. Because I don't heard of 500 in the basement.

I think a good answer probably running you about about seven thousand. Seven? So that's about five or eight, you know what I'm saying? But you're going to somebody who at least who acting like they know what is. Wait, then I just thought about something. You said an ass cost more than titties. Titties cost you like some of them fake tithes that look real. Them tithes about $10,000.

You can get tis pretty cheap right. right now, man. I'm telling you. But I'm just saying, look it up on eBay. Look it up on eBay, but like, man, Titty shots. Yeah. They're going to have, they're going to have a whole bunch of different varieties of Tis. Tis on the decline, man. Titties on the decline. There's a lot of, you know, you know. Ah, come on. Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient. Still using yesterday's tech, upgrade to the ThinkPad X1 Carbon, ultra-light, ultra-powerful, and built for serious productivity with Intel Core Ultra processors, blazing speed, and AI power performance. It keeps up with your business, not the other way around.

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Wait a minute. How much would you say the average titty is worth? Street value. Per titty. Per titty. Street value. Okay. We talk about just for personal consumption.

Right. Or resale value. No, personal. So what do we talk about? What's the Kelly Blue Book value on a real titter? The one. No, these are natural titties that she grew up with. I say probably like a buck 50.

You stupid. Titties ain't but a dollar 50 street value? It's about 150. Bidges ain't getting their tities done, bro. Okay, so you said... I've seen people who had number nipples and go get their ass shot. So you said... I'm like, bitch, you should have took that money and got some tis.

Wait, wait a minute. So you said a different set of natural titties ain't but worth... Ain't worth but $300. No, I think the price of a natural titty depend on where the nipples sit. It's like buying a car. The further up under the titty, you've got to look for the nipple. It's a dud. It's like buying the car and getting the tune up.

When you get the ass out, they're like, hey, you know we can throw some tithes on that. Why you ain't going to get the titty? Hey, you might as well. They had a discount on tithes if you get an ass. You know what I'm saying? Like, anybody get that titty. Hey, one titty free if you get an egg. We're going to do one titty free for you.

You get one titty half a little. Oh, man. I just won't do it. So when you go get your ass done, the titties is just like the 16 extra wallets that come with it. Like, they just throw you over. Like, you can get your titties done if you want to. Be like, hey, we're like, you know what? Since I'll mess with you, I just throw in the titty.

Hey, I just throw in the titty. You be waking up. Hey, look, I know you didn't ask for this, but we went on through the tithes in, threw the tithes in on the house. You wake up, Katie, you see your stomach. Like, hey, how do they look? They got a little. I don't want these.

That probably happened, though. It was probably some rich dude, and he was just like, yeah, fix her up. Have y'all ever seen that little surgery show? The works. Give her the works. Have y'all ever seen that little surgery show? Nip-tuck. When them folk be getting that shit done? Oh, and they messed up stuff?

I seen a bitch, she had some big ones, but she wanted more. And the doctor was like, listen, you would die for some more. And she's like, I just, I just, you know. Oh, y'all stupid. That's how motherfuckers talk when they get surgery, though. Don't even know how to talk. I just want, oh, more. If your titty's that big, you're a porn star all the time.

You have to be. What else are you going to do in life? You're going to check people out with big titties? I just don't hope we don't go to the face because I hate the lip injection. Oh, yeah, that's weird. They're starting. No, that's weird. They look like Jamie Fox on it in living color.

Wanda. You're stupid. I hate that. You know, some lady went in there just to get some nice little titties to make her feel better about ourselves. And the doctors was just on bullshit that day. I'm not doing no B cups today. She's getting the double Ds whether she likes it or not

I didn't want them that big bitch you look better I did you a favor I just think people with little tities need to talk to people with big tities and ask them the pros and the cons like what do you hate about your tities my back hurt bitch

soon as they get them big ass tities they'd be like oh my god and all of a sudden my back hurt go get them cut off then I got to get shit putting me back that's the difference between a woman and a man a woman will go do that because she care about her health and her back.

But if a man, they don't hate. Your dick is killing you, sir. Your penis is killing you. You have to get rid of your penis. Well, then I'm going out. And it was fucking up his back. He ain't going to go get no, sir. That nigger will be paralyzed, sliding down peace tree on a skateboard.

You cannot, sir, you cannot continue to walk around with an 18-inch penis. Sir, you're going to die. Your dick's pulling your heart into your scrotum. You're going to die, sir. They're going to hate when we get some shit. There's too much weight on your own. They're going to hate when. we get some shit I promise you even though I don't need it you know what I'm saying

but they gonna hate when it come out like what you mean then you like like like they gonna hate if if they come out with some shit like all you got to do is stick your dick twice and they add on four more inches it's already out but the white people know about it more than we do I'm gonna tell my girl like hey look my seven and a half is cool but look what about a 12 of them yeah no no you're not thinking nothing my dick let's look up a seven and a half That's, that's all right with me. Bro, I don't get a fuck how big your dick is. Babies come out of, I'm talking about it in jail.

Babies come out of a pussy. And they be trying to figure out how come the pussy get fucked up. Sometimes I don't be the dick, he'll be the baby. We got to think about that big ass head coming out of that pussy. That shit, fuck the next up. When I saw my son pull his shoulders out the pussy just, I was like, oh my God. This nigga just pulled his whole upper body out of the pussy. He pulled his self out.

You're talking about, this thing about, this thing of him talking about. How long you shit is? What about the width? Do you know how wide baby shoulders are? You would need a 12 by 6 dick to do the type of shit you want to do to a bitch. Digger what about them six inches on the side that you'll never have?

Shit. You're stupid. Hey, I'm serious. I watch child burp. These bids have been lying to us forever. Your dick don't have, your dick ain't got fingers. Damn show don't. Hey, hey.

Grab some shit on the way out. I saw my little nephew be born out. My sister, he's like, you watched it. Everybody was watching it, but, you know, they tried to make the kids go upstairs. I'm like, why the fuck y'all keep trying to make me go upstairs? So I snuck, like I was trying to get something out of the kitchen. So they recorded. I was looking all, like, what the fuck?

Bro, you saw your sister pussy? I saw it. You ain't see it, really. You saw what was left? Oh, I saw it. You saw your sister pussy. I saw her, I told her you got a big-haired pussy. Damn.

I said, you got a big-eyed pussy. She's your big sister. Yeah, yeah. Because she got a big-ha-ha-old. He's a big-eyed push These niggas are savages I tell my bitch, you better get a cessation Cut that stomach

You're stupid You're fucking up that puss? Man What if the puss is on hill all the way? And it still would be like When the wind blow It sounds like the door open That's horrible

Hey man This is the 85 South So you don't never know What the fuck you might get We got my man I'm stupid Presented by the comedy night You, man.

They've been doing that good comedy work. My man. Rambo. Oh! You can hide a brick in that pussy. Hey, man. Clayton English, man. You're out here on the ground.

You're becoming a lot of people's hero. Who are your heroes, man? Heroes. Oh, man. I don't even know, man. I like, you know, I guess, you know, I seen my family. They've made stuff happen, you know? So it's probably got to be people I'm related to.

Like who? Who? Your favorite uncle? My favorite uncle. I don't know if I can narrow it down. growing down. You got a bunch of them. Yeah, yeah.

I think I rock with my grandparents the most, like my grandma, we did the most riding together. Right, yeah. How real is your grandma? Oh, super real. Like, she used to, like, she was a mall shopper, so she hit the mall every day. Just to see if they had something new. And then she know how to finesse the coupon.

So one time she got me this polo sweater I wanted, and she was like, I was like, it's $125, she said, give it to me. give it to. She went up there, she gave old people discount coupon, AARP discount coupon. It's Tuesday after three coupon, use your Macy's card, get this much. They had to give her like $20. Back. You know what I'm saying? Like, here go to sweater and a 20, ladies. Get your ass out of here. Taking up all our money. Like, I was little, I towed down, like, you know, you little, you little, you hide in the clothes, you know what I'm saying? You hiding in the clothes, and I was hiding by this mannequin, and I knocked the mannequin. And I knocked the mannequin over.

and then knocked another mannequin over, knocked over like four mannequin. And, like, my grandma just grabbed my hand and started walking the fastest I ever seen anybody walk. And then, like, behind us, I heard this white dude go, what happened to this place? He's a $200 manate! And I was like, and she was just trucking it out to my damn walk.

She ain't hurting nothing. Girl mom, really hell. That's a real girl, man. Flat, who are your heroes, man? Man, I like, I like people that's married in because they all would be trying to fit in and shit, you know? Like, you can use them. Oh, you mean like in the family?

Yeah, like, they'd be trying to prove they stuff. Yeah, like my uncle Jammerer, like in-laws and shit. Yeah, like my uncle Jammerer and shit. And I be slit bully in his head. Look, let me see O'Kee. Oh, ugly, boy. Uncle Aaron looking at. Think, you know what I'm saying?

He gave me the key. I come back with this shit on easy. He ain't tripping. He can't say shit. He ain't in the family for real. You know what I'm saying? He ain't in the family for real. You know what I'm saying?

Like he kids and shit. I mean, you got them slapping them outside of the head and shit. You know what I'm getting them tough. I'm tough, you know what I'm saying? Like, they'll probably be like to bed cool, like they bet you borrow money. Hell, yeah. He ain't, he'll have for none.

Okay, you know what I'm saying? My auntie. Like, nigga, give me my auntie. Hey, I'm letting you get that. I'm letting you hit my auntie, bought, Nick. Give me some money. Ungrateful ad.

Oh, oh, creepful lad, nigga. Yeah. Better be glad I ain't say nothing at the wedding when they were like to do anybody about a jet. Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? I do. I do.

But now, man, my uncle cool in hell, man. You know what I'm saying. I drove and called him. Oh, for real He had to go to work He texts me none Nephew, you straight You straight?

I just sent his head Dats, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. You stupid as hell, man. Oh, man. Who else? Man, who else? Some heroes, man. Hero, man, any black person

Just black people. Hold on, before we go crazy, man, let's thank Jesus, man for another year, man, you know what I'm saying? Thank Jesus. That's the biggest hero. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know.

They're going crazy Mon Luther King My Luther King was a real nigga I don't know Mon Luther King was on them cigarettes that hard until I saw the movie Let me tell you some

I ain't even know they had cigarettes He was on Miley too To walk that long And get hitting the head with a rock And I shit Nick you're on Miley Nick I know you in it You got to be

No See Malcolm We're not gonna fight violent With the violence He's like Nick if they hit you in the head With the rock And you don't

And it hit me We're shooting And your head no I refuse to believe that, you know, like, you know, you see the shit and they're throwing rocks out of him, they're doing it, and they hit him and shit and he don't do nothing.

I bet you, like, in his spare time, Martin Luther King just hid in the bushes and do rocks and white people, hard as shit. Let us rise up tonight. This shit they ain't going to show. He was just in the bushes like, hey,

and hit him right in the face dead in their shit. I could have took the rocks, you know what I might have took the waterhole. I ought to, I'd have had to run with the motherfucking German Shepels. I don't, I don't, I don't think I could have took that. A little damn K-9 go on.

Hey, let me tell you some, I ain't gonna flat by the waterhole. You know, I probably, the only thing I would have probably fuck with the waterhole, I would just have a soap and rag. How would they feel if you got out there bathing yourself?

You're stupid. Like, fuck that, you know what? I needed that shit anyway. I'm so glad. I'm so glad you weren't out there. No, but you might need it a little bit at there. You need the crazy people out there, too.

You need somebody out there. You know what I'm saying? Because they're going to want to hit you. They're going to be like, ah. You know what? It defeats the purpose. What if Martin Luther King just made good-ass threats? Like, throw something else, and they never did.

Like, once he said it, that was it. They're like, all right, we threw throwing shit. Try it again. Martin has spoken. Try it again. Hey, let me tell you some. Martin had to be so strong that after that, was the walk on Selman when they did the bridge.

Come on, man. And they watered them folks. And he woke back up and said, we're going back out down. Nigger like, fuck no, man. My eye is. He's clothes. Somebody tried to knock him back out.

It's good. Knock his ass out again. He's delirious. This one I knew Martin Luther King was an exceptional nigger. When he convinced niggas to walk from Atlanta to Birmingham, I don't like driving to Birmingham.

Let me tell you some. That's a long-ass little drive. Let me tell you. No, but we're talking about heroes, that's real. For that long-ass march, we're getting through somebody damn head. You hear what I'm saying?

Oh, let me tell you something. Whatever we find for, it's going to be done. today once we get in Alabama huh who would y'all rock with Martin or Malcolm you know what you know what Martin or Malcolm you know what Martin or Malcolm you know what I actually

I'm gonna go with Malcolm I gotta go with Malcolm too but I think also they don't give us all the Martin stuff because towards the end Martin started saying hey maybe we do need to use a little force and uh let me say somebody like you know what I'm saying they only show the good Martin this stuff and they're using the way they want to use oh yeah come on man

He's cursing. He passed the ass with getting that damn hotel and be like, look, he hit me harder than the motherfucker. How you think it would be if Martin Luther King

was still alive today? He had the shakies. You know what I'm over. We had a shake. God damn, man. You can't do that. Parkinson. He can't say that.

He had that. Ali shit. Yeah. You can't say that. They take too many motherfucking billyclubs. That damn they're like boxing and football.

Y'all are the most fucked up group of people I ever been around. No, I'm right the people about niggas. y'all the most fucking up mad they'd be like Martin

you want some water you don't work they'd be like no no I'm saying yeah if Martin Luther King was still alive all the pastors are trying to take pictures of him and shit like Creflow be on Instagram I'm up here with the big homie and they're pissed all away blue

because he got the shakies you're stupid man hey on some real shit I believe Martin was still alive somebody will be on pull some of their old Bill Cosby shit on him Because he's just been too good. I believe it, Martin Luther King.

They was trying to do that to him before, though. Really? Yeah, they were trying to do it. How many the bitches he paid? No, I remember the government, Herbert Hoover, all of them. They tried to go and get the tapes because he had the other women. And they were like, well, you know he's fucking around. And they thought we was going to be like, oh, shit, they're like, hell, we're fucking around, too.

That's why he the leader. All that march is, somebody got to play with my balls. Damn, Corretta. You got to think about how much pussy. Damn, Corretta. I'm fighting for the world. Can somebody fight for my balls? Fight for my balls.

Fight for my balls. Hey, if you're listening to the show right now, hashtag, fight for my balls. Fight for my balls, correct. We are going to raise some money, some kind of way. Tipple that last, tickle that last thing. God almighty, they tickled that. Martin had to be fucking off the chain to remain that cool. If Martin Luther, if he was still alive, would preaching be bigger?

Brut, wait. Would gospel music be the new world? It's a national treasure, and this is the shit that y'all decided to discuss it. Can you got to understand, Martin was a real knicker, bro. You can tell you, look at his kid, it's fine. Over his shit. Let me tell you. You're right.

You're right. They're trying to sell your dad a Nobel Peace Prize. Like, what the fuck is going on? I want my daddy marching shoes. Let me tell you. Hold on. He said I could have that handkerchief. So if Martin Luther King was a junior, what I had the second and the third at?

I'm trying to sell this shit. Hold on my bad, I'm stupid. The second is the junior, ain't it? Yeah. I mean, well, yeah. So it's like senior than junior than third. No. What we're talking about is the junior.

So his dad was a senior. The junior is the second, nigg. The leader. The leader. was the junior. I ain't no second. I ain't no father. You got to be because it's junior. No, but Martin Luther King or junior? He's second.

He's second. So after that is the third. The civil rights leader son was the third. So can it be like a Martin Luther King 2.5? Mon Luther King Jr. Jr. If they called him. If he had two baby moms and both of them just want to name they kid after Martin Luther King.

That's crazy. This ain't how we feel about you, Dr. King. I don't want none of them to hear that. We really love you. I've been to the house. a bunch of times. But the crazy part about it. I put the blunt out before I went in. I fuck. I fuck with Marl Luther King, you know what I'm saying?

And I went to go see Corrano. Why you fuck with him? Why you fuck with him? Well, you got to think about it, bro. He did a lot for the black community. But why you fuck with him, though? Because he did a lot for, before I wasn't even him. Oh, so you picked up.

I came about. They were like, you know about Marrott. I'm like, hell no. Nigger looked down for you. They're like, man, he looked down for him. I fucked with him. Oh, okay. No what I'm saying.

I had to go read up on. Say no more. You know who my fucking hero is? Who that is? We're talking about heroes and shit. You know who won't get enough recognition? Who? Harry Tubman, then.

Oh, come on, man. Oh, man, give it up, man. Harry Tudman. I bet her pussy was Harry in the head. That why I went Harry. It's a man. Harry. A lot of people don't know

Harry Tudman had a fat ass. No. I'm serious. And if you touch the shit, and if you touch the shit, kill your ass. She convinced men back in the 1800s to follow her. Men wasn't listening to no women.

We still don't listen to women. Unless they got a fat ass. Unless they got a pistol. They followed that ass. She got a pistol too. She had a pistol. No, is that what she was crazy. Is that what you said they came from?

She used to tell her people. Having a, like, men, only listen to women with fat ass. They go back to the slavery day? No, nothing. They just go back to Harriet Tubman. Ain't nobody fin to follow you all the way to Canada. No, but Harry and tell her was the breadwinner. You don't know her ass was fat if she made a nigga follow her all the way to Canada.

She like, follow me. They didn't even know what they were going. They were just staring at the ass. They were like, come on. She was the bread. Every time they get tired. She stopped and clapped them cheeks. Back in the day, they out and put an A-at-to-end to thing.

That ass is a fatter. That's a fatter of it. You think her the most dominant slave? I don't know. Then, she was probably like Lupecia was in 12 years of slaves. No, she wasn't even dominant. She just the one that got harassed them. molested the most by the goddamn, uh.

My nigger called a Lupecia. Lupicia, he did say that. He said Lupecia. I picked five. Oh, shit. And for that, I will be clean. No, we definitely need reparations. But what have you had to eat that puts it, though?

What, some slavery pussy? Not that being slave mouse. Oh, that's a stink. That's a real tank. It might not, though. Boy, y'all dumb as fuck, man. It might not, though. Pussy smell like behind your ear.

It might be strong. It might be the healthiest. Yeah, that shit's stint. And a navel rule. That's his thing. I can't do it. Harriet tell me was a real. I would, I would eat that, though, to get free.

Just to be right behind her. There ain't about killing her. How did you, Harry did that? Oh. Oh. I don't know. Oh. Oh.

She got old. She got old. Oh, the hell. You know how hard it is to be a slave and get free a bunch of times? Nigger. She didn't get free at one time. She got free, came back, and pretended like she was still working. She ran away.

She acted like she never left. They were like, hey, we didn't see you in a few days. I know it's been a, uh, it's just rough. It's busy out here. You know, Mouser made me run up down there. Come on back, shit! Y'all think Moussa was him. He called me, I got going back out there, gone for another four weeks.

You think Moussa was he and Harry. Of course. I think she stayed moving. She wasn't never there. She stayed moving. The ones that was in the house, they was fucking. That's why they was mad. Yeah.

That's why they call you a house. That's how you don't like motherfuckers being in a house. You know what? My nigga is safer in the hill. But I don't know. You pit cotton, motherfucker. I don't know if they were fucking all alone, though. I think sometimes they just get somebody in there.

This is a good one. Hold up. Wait, this is a good one. They'll get fat people just to warm the bed up. Oh, look. Take your family. So, Flap, what kind of slave would you be? I would have been one of them, I probably would have died

because I would have been hard-headed. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's hot as hell, man. So you Django? I would have been one of the niggas like, look. Hey, y'all, think about it. It's 50 of our ass out of here. They can't shoot all of them.

It's two of him. If we, if we all rush them at the same time, he got to stuff the bullet in, reload it. Maybe two are going to die. but we got to jump on this nigger man now who gonna be in the front so you're gonna be a rebel and that's what to do

we'll be talking about I don't know if we can go on he's going front hush up that nigger talk hush that nigger talk you ain't gonna do nothing and that's when you hit him outside the head

yeah because it's that one nigga that always is weak and you know what you do and then you tell mouser we got a nigger dad out there and when master being over to look at the dead about somebody's macky's on side of his head

you know what I do what kind of slay you'll be I would apply for an internship in the house. You stupid. And then they're like, no, listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen. Listen, once I got in the house, you know, I'd do what I was supposed to do. But then, like, once they put me, like, on biscuits or some shit,

I do some real slick shit like I grind up some glass and put it in the bigs that they dinner party and everybody's mouth bleeding and their ass bleating and they don't know what's going on. And then eventually, they don't know what's wrong with Madison. He'll never get well, so he died. But look, but look This is what we do I tell all the slaves I like

Look don't change shit Everybody keep working We go keep the money And I'm gonna keep the master Alide like weekend at Bernice I'm just gonna have him up in the window And have a string on his arm And pull the string

And he'd be waving Like the white people come by Where the master Oh he ain't feeling good He up there He ain't feeling well And I pulled a string And he'd be like

Oh okay So what happened When somebody come up and try to talk to him Ain't nobody coming up there You can't speak to him You can't speak to master right now. Master ill. Yeah, I probably would have let you take over

because we would have to die at fuck with my playing. Oh, shit. I would definitely have to be a house, nigga. See, he's light skin. You would have never been on the field, no damn. That's why I would have got my internship with the big house. And then it took that bitch all right.

He would have been a prodig. This is the stupidest shit I have ever heard. They would have probably killed your daddy. He'd have been, his dad with a slave mouth. Don't want I'm trying to tell you. I have the damn daughter. I had to be one of Nat Turner niggies too, man.

Hey, kill everybody. Call me Stephen from Django. Let me tell you something. Your motherfuckers thing. You're going to buy no man, dango. I can't do that fucking field work. Let me tell you something. I ain't nowhere in hell.

I'm going to get whooped. Sit in a hot-ass son. And you're telling me I can't read. Fuck that. You get mad. You act like not being able to read what's the shit that pushed you over the line. That would have pushed me over the line.

I don't mind the work. I don't mind the beatings. It's the books. Not the freedom. But that damn it, when you took my list say! What is this word? But no, but you know, I would have been a sanking, motherfucker.

They would have been telling me I can't say it. The master would have liked you. You're a funny, ditty. Hold up. Hold on, hold on. Hit his shit. Sing that shit. What was the song going to be?

Y'all are the worst. These do not reflect my fear. I would probably would have made trap queen back then. You got to go into love. And it's so hot. Yeah, baby. And I've been picking cotton with my baby. Yeah, baby.

Oh, very. It's hot, baby. I just left the swamp, ramp, a sweet freedom with my baby. They probably would have fought with you. You can't even talk about this podcast. They probably would have fucking with me. They were like, listen to this dicker, sing.

Sing again, nigger. I've been hot with my baby. Fuck you, me. God damn it. They're very musical. Nigga, you would have had... You seen 12 years of slaves? He played a bad.

I would have had so many coins. They just would have been flicking it. You know what? Get an extra coin. That coin got that nigger. I mean, that violin got that nigga kidnapped, wouldn't it? In 12 years late, didn't he play the violin? Being all extra talented and shit. I'm telling you.

They're like, come on over here. I'm going to get a dog with the white folks. What's why got that nigga arrested? No, he was being up and the nigger went to the store and said, excuse me, I don't mean to be facetious. They were like, nigga, what? Who taught you that shit? Man, arrest this nigga.

What ain't know about being facetious? Who the fuck is facetious? Who the shit? Speaking of facetious. Is that Cleet is his oldest daughter? I got to drop the word of the day. What's the word? The word of the day is bigotry.

Bigotry. Bigotry. But anybody can't use the word of the day? I'm going to get mine out. Go ahead. I'm tired of smoking that little ad tree, man. I need some bigger tree, man. I need to get high.

Fuck you mean. Fuck you be. Bigotry. That's what's up. Bigotry. I got one. What's up? Hey, man, you can't tie that swing right there?

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on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We are out here, the 85 South Show. My nigger D.C. Youngfly. What's that? Whitehead. What up? A.C.A. Rambo.

Clayton. What up, though. A. Shout out to Ed. to my lawyer, I still owe you to $1,600, I got you, don't don't trip. That ain't gonna hunt your head down.

Don't worry about it. He's gonna say this recording to the DA like, lock his hands up. He ain't gonna listen to it. Growing up, childhood hero. My heroes were my big brother and puff dad. Word.

Puff daddy, what the fuck daddy was a hero? What the fuck is hero? What the hell Pete did is Sean Cohn's Pump Daddy? Surrop, dude of you. You just named all his. That's all his damn names. He is the ultimate hustler.

And he was one of the first nigga to give me an opportunity to do anything when I moved to Atlanta. What the hell he do? This nigga got me I'm a bad boy. Yeah. Brandenbouser.

You ain't know that. Hold on. Wait a minute. Time out. Time out. Hold up. This coat. Look at the coach.

Look. He got an official bad boy. He came in here with a windbreaker bad boy coach. With a living-assed-assed boy on the back. Holding up the deuce is. So you are

you are a bad boy ambassador. Brand ambassador. Brand ambassador. Yes, it's going to grow to a lot of other shit that's just the first thing. Can you explain to people like me who don't know what brand ambassador can? A brand ambassador is a person who, for free, goes around and promotes brands. So volunteer.

No. Oh, nigger, I get free clothes. I'm a brand ambassador. I am a brand ambassador. This nigga came up with a, I need a couple of ambassadors shit. A nice-ass word for free clothes. Do Swisher give it? ambassadorships? I would love that.

What about, this is doing for his water, aqua hydrate water. You'll be with the sarah, though, too. You'll be posing all this. Yeah, but I'm not really a sarah boy. You ain't got no album. No, the niggas, the niggas, the niggas, you don't have an album. Wait a minute, he's not a sarah boys don't have an album. You are

a. They better be working on one. Brand ambassador. So he's in you clothes and you wear it. No, it's not for the clothes for the water. I promote the water. You promote the water to help him get money, and he just seen you water. But see, no, it's something like that, but it's a lot of water. He's like, hey, Jay, why, I'm about to see you some water.

Walk around town and sell that shit for me. My nigger. My nigger. Give it away, because you are a brand ambassador. Hey, ain't that the same way he was talking to that little African kid in the chair? Hey, listen, let me tell you something. I'm puff it. P. Did it, Sean, Cohn, Surrock.

You can be somebody. You know what you are? I see it in your eyes. You know what I see you? A brand. But that was some shit that I really chased. It was nothing that, you know, I didn't feel like no application. You know what I'm saying?

It was on the street. Hey, man, that's, that word is so powerful. What word? But has no meaning. Say it. Behind it. A brand ambassador. The ambassador.

You're so stupid. You're just a big promoter, a big marketer. I see what going on. And that type of dick is, like, bro, so what you do? You know, I do a lot of shit. You know, I'm like, man. What you do, bro? I'm like, man, let me get the fuck out of out of here, man.

You're stupid. Yeah, man. You're stupid. Flah, who's your childhood heroes, man? Hey, man. Shit. Shit. Niggott didn't save me.

Nobody. I learned a lot of shit. Learn. I was a wonder kid. You know what I was a wonder. I wonder where this street goes. Or I wonder what this smoke like. You know what I'm saying?

That was me. My childhood heroes was all drug dealers. I was ever said my childhood hero was crackheads. Yeah. A few of mine was a lot. Like that was a child. I grew up, I used to admire the wrong shit the niggas who was cool

who had the fresh-ass cuts, nice-ass sneakers and shit. But you know who my childhood hero was my childhood hero? But you want to know who my childhood heroes were? He was a brand ambassador. And then he sold some drugs. I don't know.

Childhood heroes, man. Childhood, man. I don't know. Man, I like, I used to watch, my parents let me watch some comedy specials, like, even when I was, like, kid, like six. Who's your favorite superhero? Hold on, superhero? You ask two different questions. I know, it's the same shit.

No, superhero different than childhood. Because I fuck with Robert Harris on the comedy shit, because I saw his special. I was like, man, everything funny. And, I ain't, you know, you can make a movie out of one joke. That's some dope shit. Real shit. So, yeah. But superhero, man, you know, I mess with the superheroes.

I'm low. I know all the black superheroes. I rock with him I don't know I used like Spider-Man Spider-Man's like I like I wish I had Will

to like every time somebody would like talk too much time shut up bitch get there I want to allow to watch like superhero

oh you can't watch cartoons tell him about your dad tell him about your dad wow my dad was if it didn't happen or couldn't happen

in real life we couldn't look at it like you know this shit with X-Men and all this shit I don't know I cannot tell you

no character from X-Men I know Superman because of his colors in the fucking chest I know Batman, and I know Spider- And your dad don't want to let you watch. None of that shit. So how would you think he feel about you being a brand ambassador?

You know what? See, that's that bullshit. I don't think he'll know what to mean. I don't think he'll know what to fucking mean. Dude you tell him. He'd be like, boy, my son, a brand ambassador. Tell him what you do, son. He brand shit. For free. And then ambassadate. I'm an ambassador. No, but that's what's up, though, man. That was fun. I couldn't do shit. I think that's what come from because that's all he watched. So we had to watch what he watched. We had TVs all over the house, but we couldn't

watch but one and that's whatever he watched. I grew up watching trading places and golden child and shit like Dolomite Rudy for all that shit. That's what I, that's all I ever knew. Sam and his son. You know what I'm saying? Watching no fucking cartoon. My dad ain't like, my dad died when he was 83. He ain't like shows

with color in it. Do you get his own security What do you want? Do you collect now? What? Do you still collect them now? No, not now. Oh, you can get them out of the show? Meet me out there. Yeah, I fucking will. I still get one on the third. What? I still get one. My sister's getting all that, though.

I know what's happening. But now, he used to watch all this shit. Uh-huh. He used to watch, like, Sam for this son. Come in, he's what? Let me tell you some. Make me get you punk. That, boy, that was his favorite line.

My dad was a pastor, but he loves seeing him. So he was a pastor, but he's like violent. He used to watch, like, stupid shit, like tornadoes. You never seen him like, used to come on cassette station and the little tornadoes show, but they just shut, just messed up. Boy, that tornadoes messing that time up. Oh, yeah, in the commercial, be like. Forces of nature as they tear through the countryside.

Order right now and get a free copy of tropical storms. Order tornadoes and we'll throw in hurricanes, twisters, and cyclones. Like, this thing is crazy, and then he'll go right back to Clint Eastwood. I'm going to get you, punk. Come on old black people love Westerns like that. My grandma, my grandma be on the Westers, tough. Black people in there watching guns smoke. What's the other one?

I ain't go like a tombstone. my movie though what's the other one the dude he was the police officer andy griff oh yeah you're going to listen to the whole song no way in to do that we can take turns picking up you know I do the first part I smoke the Andy Griffin show starring Andy Griffin Griffin producers and me griffon that shit. Andy Griffin,

ain't B. We're going to have to do a whole episode of just white people shows that black folks used to watch. You know what? It's a gang-o. You know what, though?

Like, MASH. I never watched that. Golden girls. Cheers. Yeah. Cheers. My granddad used to always come in, like, when they, back in the day

when they have, black folks would be on TV. Let me tell you when I first. Like, he would make that announcement. He would be like, it's some niggas on TV. Y'all come in and watch this shit. Like, he would say that shit.

And you know what's fucked up? still happen now to this like when the whiz came on my mom was like hey we're watching it I was like yeah some shit you just can't debate let me tell you when I first found out about threesome's what three's company two

do do do do this dick a living with two bitches he ain't fuck nothing the most racist thing song and he ain't bidsies it come over that's what I'm saying I used to watch that show and the whole concept I used to be like he fucking when the show go out I used to think the landlord was fresh

Mr. Furley, he was fresh for the 70. You just didn't know Mr. Ferley was gay-in-a-mofficking. He don't like booze. He don't like no pussy. That's why he was mad. Clayton, when would you ever have a fucking, just a random scarf tied in a whole knot around your neck? He was clean. I was like, this motherfucker got to be pissed. And it's Don Knott.

So you remember from Andy Griffin? Don't know. I was up and said I thought Mr. Um, he was, so Shada was gay in real life. I don't know. I don't know about that. That's crazy. Hold on George Jefferson was.

In real life, he was gay. Y'all niggas went from super heroes. Man, watch out, bro. You're talking about the nigger, oh, not good time, but, oh, at the top. Yes. At the top. The Jefferson, moving on up. Moving on up.

He was really on top. He was stupid, man. All I want to know is who hummed the end theme song for the Jefferson. You know what I'm talking about? I want to know who hummed that shit. It wasn't the same lady. It wasn't. It wasn't the same lady the theme song.

Speaking of the theme song. Hold up. George Jefferson was gay. Oh, hey, well, Lona sung that song. Winona, from good times. George Jefferson was gay. Yeah, it came out with the guy. I ain't got nothing to get gay people,

that shit, you know, you just never knew that. Bro, we got a lot of gay people that listened to this shit. Shout out to the gay people. That's what I say. I don't have nothing to give them. I do got a question, though, just about the Jefferson in general. What?

Fish do fry in the kitchen. And beans will burn the fuck up on the grill if you leave it on. The fuck said you gave fried. Fish in the kitchen. Fish don't fry. Well, where the fuck you're gonna fry that in the bedroom? Have you been on fire in to get right here, just to get up that here.

So that's not part mean a whole lot. Yeah. Took a whole lot to get right up just to get up that hill. What the fuck did it take, nigger? Took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill. Oh, so I said, took the whole lot of it. Now sing the shit right. No.

A whole lot of trying. Took a whole lot of trying. A whole lot of trying. Can you know black people put a hole in their own words. So it was trying to get up that hill. So I know you don't know the Good Time song then did. What? Good time.

No, I'm somebody. No. Ain't that time you need a free. Good time. Sal and Zadda. How many wind up. And that's that in the water. You just proved a point.

Timmy in eBay. Tip me ram and they eat off. Good time. He's a credit rip on. Good time. Janking in a child line. Good time. Zim.

Some something. But you need to listen. You need to listen to that all in the family. You didn't listen to this stupid motherfucker. This nigga said, this nigga said, drinking water and eating in Lazzay. That wasn't none of the struggle. No. But you got real shit, listen to that time.

All in the Family come on. We can YouTube it in this day and that. But All in the Family had the most racist fucking intro to any show that I've ever heard. What did say? That's, yeah. These motherfuckers talking about, you know, back when it was. slavery. Like, you just need... What's the name on the song? I don't know it.

Because since we're talking about goddamn TV themes and shit, you know my shit, what's filling up for your born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days. So is. I'm sorry, man. Cool, and I'm chilling something. Bebole outside school. And a couple of guys

there were up to no good. Started making trouble in her neighborhood. I got one little fight and my mom got scared and said, you know what I'm going to tell you something. I found out what he said. What he said? Last week. Are you serious?

Say, You move on with your auntie and I'm gonna be like, Every time that part is to come on, I just be like, And if you notice on the first couple of shows in the first season, that song is longer than the rest. Yeah, it's longer.

It don't need to be that long. So I pack my suitcase. Let me tell you so. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and a year up to the cab. Y'allam, smell you later. Look at my kingdom. I was finding me dad.

The sin of my throne out of the prince of that. He took a cab from Philly. Hey, I hope he took it from the album. I hope it took it from the airport It sounded like he I went to sound for the son for a man I was a sound for the son fan

That's my show You know they don't have any words to that But I know the name of the song It was called Streetbeat They got that Shaft shit That really came from Shaft It's Quincy Jones song The name of the song is called

Streetson do everything It was composed by Quincea Jones No words to it That's the only song with no words that you can sing. You just see Lamarne's getting out the truck and shit. Like Lamont, man, where you gonna cut that fro? Man.

Lamar was really from Vados of Jordan. For real. I used to fuck with friends and son of a partner. What here? That ain't it. That's good time. That's good time, yeah. Just looking out of the window, watching the ass on the road.

Oh, oh, oh. Thinking how it all looks and they die. Good time, let me tell you all. This is spiritual. This is a Negro spirit. Temporary layoffs. Good times. All of them is fucked up.

Let me tell you some. Let me tell you something. Hold up. We're going to keep playing the cat, but we're going to cut it by part by part. Cut it all right quick. Ain't nothing. That ain't that ain't a good time. to get temporary laid off.

No. That ain't a good time. Easy credit. All hanging in a child line. Hanging and surviving. You know what that child line is? That's when they give you that brown paper bag full of grocery with just a word or whatever it is. Like they give you some beans.

You can't have no, you can't have like nothing wet in the bag. They had the peanut butter you had to mix up. Yes, with water. Yeah. I'm doing the shit as this. I ain't no good times about hanging and surviving. Good time. I didn't see a good time on the whole show.

Bitch, I'm getting ripped off. Except when when James found out. money. What if Jane found the money? Somebody robbed the supermarket and he found some money. Yeah, she made a good bag. I couldn't stand. When shit used to get real, they used to clap, zoom in on their ass. They'd zoom in on their ass. He was like, man, this shit just got serious. I couldn't stand flawed. Florida would have been, like, if Florida with my

mama, I can see my dad, I can see my dad just choke a bit. Oh, James. Hey, shodd look like that. She didn't want a pistol in the house. She was always surprised with whatever he did. James. She didn't want him hitting no lick. She was just, oh, boy, and did she not look like an eight?

Oh, Thelma would get it. Thelma would get it. But then Florida looked like an eight. I don't know what the hell. Don't do that, man. Florida looked. God damn. Don't do that.

Florida looked. Florida was the first to go natural, wasn't she? Not the first. That just touched your heart. No, you can't talk about Florida like that. Why? I don't know, man. I felt like, you know.

I did feel sorry for her when she dropped them beans and drive me days and died. Why I can't talk about Florida, no. You just can't talk about Florida, man. That shit hit hard. He can't talk about Florida. That thing was like, no. No, no, no. Florida was a natural queen.

She was a stand-up woman. I did not like Florida and I did not like Lamarck. She raised the kid after James died. She kept holding her family down. Florida was a, was, is that woman, that, that, that, that hood woman that don't get enough credit. There you go. All right. Hey, you give me that one.

Yeah. Even though she still looks. She's a strong face, though. She's like. She what? She's aggrisive. You feel what I mean? It grabs you.

It grabs you. Like, I wonder how much extra they had to give John Amos to kiss. Hey. One thing about, hey, man, we're going to say IP Florida. But she did give a good, you know what I'm saying, like stereotype to the black women. You know what I'm saying? She put us on a high, you know what I'm saying, pedestal. You know what I'm saying?

But James. James ain't that. daddy that you want. I didn't watch Good Time, Dr. Jane left. He's straight discipline. Yeah, man. But why did James lead? Did they get a divorce?

He died. He died on the show, but they was just having... Oh, yeah, yeah, he did die. He was just angle more. Every time he came and all, he slammed the dough. A date, they didn't start on that show. They were like, there's go daddy. You damn right, I'm here.

Why the fuck ain't no food cooking? Florida! I'm like, damn, James. I used to be scared at the house. When he came here, I used to go in my room, man. He called James. Jane was so bad, nigga, that he would one of Michael's homeboy's ass

when he bought him to the crib. Do y'all remember the episode? Yeah, James, what my ass do to TV once in? The antenna's slapping the shit out my ass. Hey, hey, you remember that time when they had the rich cousins and they were trying to get down. Borrow some money?

Borrowing some money, and he went in there and he ended up telling them shit ain't always real as it seems. I'm laid off, damn it. Because your cousin were broke, too. Yeah, she was like, I'm broke, damn it. Quit telling these folks I got money. They wanted, Florida wanted to boost James up to borrow some money, but he had pride.

Hey, one thing about it, I could tell my boy, JJ, man. He had the biatchez. He kept him some. He was painting and they have some bitches. I want you to sit right there, beautiful. Who did that? Because I paint them tithes. I fought with JJ.

JJ. Jay, J.J. was a fool. He was a hood of Picasso, man. Man, he went in, man. But you know who I used to have? When he painted black Jesus? But you know who I wanted, though? Oh, Florida best friend.

Walona. Walona. And Walona was a whole. Oh, she was. She was. She was the gay that puts up. Thelma was the final one on the shoulder. Well, Loner was the gay that puts up for a bag of skins and something on her light bill.

Literally. Real shit. Like, for real. Oh, y'all is stupid. They went in. We did all the things on. Oh, no. Oh, no.

And we did. And we didn't say Martin, though, yeah. That's the only one we skipped. Ain't really no words to Martin except for my end. That's it. Well, fellas. We've been doing this shit for a shit. And everything.

I know you did. My time to go to the bathroom. My time to go to the bathroom. That's why I don't eat Waffle House This hour This is the only hour You can really eat Waffle House Oh this is

What's your call? Yeah, but they don't know that Clayton, what you got coming up? What's you got coming up this year, man? Oh man, I'm everywhere, man Go to Claytonenglish.com You got a website now? No, but it's going to just

Why are you going to lie? Just go there Fuck you. Just listen to people sometimes It might be something in it for you You're going to lie Just try it. Check it out, look into it.

Flat, what's coming up, man? movies stand up you know what I'm saying more TV shows and shit you know what I'm saying whatever God can bless me with man you know what I'm saying I'm gonna try to take on with it you know what I mean give some we can get no shoutouts this show man get some shout out before we get out I want to give a shout out to

whoever gonna be our fucking president in the end of the year shout out to the president come on man who y'all running with man future president give me Bernie man I know I don't know that's all I know somebody gotta run because Donald man somebody got to do this shit yeah Donald Trump

he's running just laughing just laughing But you know, you know, they say he's funding his own campaign. Shit, when you got their money, you can do that. Yeah, but he ain't spending none of it. He's doing all that shit himself. He ain't got nobody checking facts. Don't let that shit. He got the secretary, that's it.

Don't let that shit. That's why he'd be wrong all the time. That shit crazy. Shout out to Donald Trump for having that money. He like fucking up and then try to save himself. Right. He'd be like, I hate black people, but! I ain't say that.

They're nice. I like when they have beating that car. You're like, man, get your dumb ass on, man. Justin, don't know. Some shoutouts out there, man. Who you want to give a shout out of your daddy? And P. did it for making you a brand ambassador. I don't really give shoutouts because I find myself getting mad at the people I give a shout

out to later on and wish I wouldn't have never did it. So just fuck them. But you know what I hate, I hate when people make it seem like if I don't shot you out on IG. Like I don't fuck with you. That's lame. Like, hey, bro, shout me on the IG. I'm like, man, I can't. Man, you don't fuck with a nigga.

But they just don't understand that the shit not going, like, hey, my followers. Look at this nigga that you're on doing. They didn't hate when you take it down. What you mean for real? Yeah, I took it down. And photo creed. Don't be a little nigga took your picture. Oh, man, I got crazy.

Photo creed, stand, creed. That shit. Light credit. Everybody got to get credit. Shout out to all the petty-ass people. Thank you. Making social media experience a horrible one. Y'all think Jesus got a secretary?

Who? Jesus. I don't think you need. Followed him press. I don't think you need. There's a couple of them prayers right there Because the shit people ask Jesus for it's so easy That's why he knows

You know if you're cussing your prayers It's disqualified It's going to spam fold Let me tell you what somebody do right Oh everybody can't pray Let me tell you what my partner do one time right He was like He started praying

He was like did heaven the father If you hear show yourself He was like nigga amen My problem is praying for the wrong shit Like when I be facing hard times I still be praying for shit like a plug you know you stupid I shouldn't shit I shouldn't pray for and I'd be wondering when I start praying for shit I really need to go up be like I don't even want to hear this shit

you need to pray for some some some some some some some some some some tides in a bigger office because you are a brand you're stupid man hey but it's coming you know that they go wake up in front of his dose up you know what he did it towards and you ever seen you ever seen a hood nigga trying to pray you talk to God like it's just a regular air park what's up Lord, I fought with you, my nigga, you know what I'm It me. Shit, you knew I was calling. I know I don't hit you up like I should, but.

Hey, bro, look, I ain't even really, you know what I'm saying? I don't really ask nobody for nothing like that, you know what I'm talking about? But if you could just get out there on, just bleak grandma on them, you know what I'm saying? Don't get me shit. They look out for the family, bro. I really appreciate that God on God. I swear to God, God, on you, Lord. In your name.

In your name, put that thing in your name, Lord. Put it all in your name, Lord. I'm trying to get you all to God. glorification glorification hell yeah and the valid dictation hell yeah

shout out to all the real niggas getting out of prison this year and going back at the end of the year jump folks

much love to all the ladies who got pregnant last year almost kept the baby I hate niggas who go to prison and get out

and do the shit that put them back in prison that got them in prison the furplay hell yeah you know what I'm saying like dick

if you know you so dope did 10 years and get out and you selling dope again. You don't fucking police. You're fucking police-ass niggas, man. Flasset walked out the studio. You have... Police-ass-ass, nigga, I don't know.

Police-ass, nigger. You fucking around, man. Nigger than got, man. This has been another episode of the 85 South show. This podcast, you already know what the 85 South show is for Clayton. This is part of the show where I tell them who this podcast. is for. Who this podcast for, man?

Bro, this podcast right here is for midges with regular arms. All the way long arms. Right. If they put their hand all the way on the ground, their feet ain't even touching the ground. Exactly. They can tie their shoe without leaning over. They can jump rope their arms. Exactly.

Yeah, that's cool. Exactly. Well, if it's for them, then there's also got to be people with unusually long torsos. Exactly. If your torso too long, if it's two feet to get to your navel. Hey, this podcast right here is for women with long index fingers. Oh, shit.

Don't they mean they pussy deep? Exactly. See? Is it toe or foot? That's the second toe. This podcast is for the fellas who got long-ass fingers nails and don't sell no dope. Oh, okay. I hate the shit.

What's the head of you doing? You take a nigga hand. You bleaning. the inside of your hand. You're like, man, this nigga here, man. This nigga's secretary. You feel what I was that? This nigga can type

130 words a minute. In R.P. Florida, I didn't mean none of that beautiful. You are a queen. I had to come back. I was feeling like I was going to fall out on the other side of the room. I had to come back and say that. She's a queen.

This podcast is for you. This podcast is for all the women who are pregnant right now, but you got a boyfriend and the baby ain't got shit to do with him. That's who this. podcast. So basically this for women who pregnant, but they got options on who to pin

it off. Exactly. This podcast is for everybody who had not their mixtape and the intro be like, you know who it is. But you don't. You never do. Yeah, yeah. We out here, man. Make sure you

go to iTunes and subscribe to the 85 South Show. Make sure you check us out on Sound cloud comedy hype go to the website man it's your favorite podcast and this you're gonna fucking right run it back run it back man give me one more twice ran off on the floor twice got it all right man so until next time we will catch y'all i'm your man carlos miller and we are signing off

Hey, Justin, tell him by, man. Hey, bye, man. Clayton, tell these folks bye. Man, look, first of all, y'all know, I got to say goodbye. In the Spanish speaker countries, y'all call me Sabado Domingo. In Japan, they call me Yeti in goddamn Asia, Claytoyo Nagashima. In Sweden, they call me Ingan, Vart, Tutank, and also, I just want you all to know I'm worldwide around this. Anywhere else, Samoa, you know what they call me?

What? They ain't got a word for it. They don't. No. It's an expression. They just make a face. It's an expression. Well, that's cool, man.

That's real cool. For all the people who's still listening, the shit really going off. Fuck you do it. This is the part of the show that I'm going to take to do a commercial for a product that I got coming out called Stainless Underwear. Stainless underwear. What color would these be coming in?

Man, I'm coming in all colors. It don't matter what. what color you get. They're going to be clean like a mother. But here are going to be stainless. Stainless under. I hate white drawers. Because I know I run around all day.

It's going to be his white and tightest with Scotts guard. What's the technology behind it? Scots guard. Draft fit technology, man. Absorbit. They got to be absorbed it. Yeah, man. There's the future, though.

We need stuff like that, man. I'm glad you innovating it. I know. The same shit they make sports bra straps out of. Let's do. Man, come on. Not the actual sports bra. the straps.

We need more innovation. It should be a pill I could take so I could just have a clean shit and I don't have to wipe my ass at all. Nothing. Yeah. This shit come out in a capsule. Yeah.

You ever wiped your ass and it was already wiped? It was like, who the fuck? Like, when the how's going on? Who wiped my ass? Bowl full of shit and ain't nothing on the paper. That's when you eat cereal and no milk. Shit like that happened.

Don't be the best shits when you ain't got nothing on the paper. Them be the shits when you had a chicken salad. Man. Just nothing. You ever? Nothing on there. You ever shit in the turd had somewhere to go? That shit left.

What the fuck? How did you flush yourself? Like, niggum. This motherfucker was in a hurry. You shot them motherfucker out like a missile. It just kept going. You ever took a shitty shit? Have you ever had a water issue?

Like you had to use some of them 3,000 flushes. And when you shit, your leg come up. Oh, shit. God damn. That shit coming out. Have you ever had to fart But realize that it won You were like

Hell no Hell no My damn so ain't poo now That's why I don't eat milkshakes right there Hey I'm gonna say this This is the opposite of whatever advertisement is Fuck steak and shake

Steaking shake I ate the shit right on the way home As soon as I got home I had the shit It was the hottest shit ever Like my head was hot on top Your back was sweating Oh, man, you ever shit is straight up.

I was straight up the whole time. Like, yeah, I dad, my, hey, no, steak and shake something fucking wrong with you. Oh, y'all dumb as hell. Y'all dumb as fuck. Do you know this shit, man? Yeah, I've been knowing I was stupid. Stupid. I'm stupid.

Hey, I like what y'all doing. Y'all got to keep this up, man. I'm going to come back, man. You coming back, me? Yeah, I got to come back, man. 85 soft. This is how y'all doing, man? Jack, you coming back, you know what I'm saying?

You can call all work for being a brand ambassador. Yeah, but didn't that time? getting no days off. This nigga the boss he got to call himself hello

can I come on watching bring your stupid ass man I can't in go man I'm tripping

my boss tripping I'm gonna fuck around and fire me hey man you're still a brand

ambassador nigger had to let myself go that that's motherfuck hard on this stuff

this nigga had a park spot and shit caught myself sitting that took the damn off.

Fuck myself. Fucked me. I called myself slipping. I had to lay myself off. Oh, man. This niggins that sent his self home. Go home. He had to put on another jacket

just to walk out of the house. Don't call us. We'll call you. Damn. You know what? I hate to do this to me. A nigga called, a nick called his,

Nick Carlson said, Block my number. Look, I was going over my own profile today and doing my own evaluation. He's so happened. notice myself.

I've been stealing from myself. He'd leave out target of security. Look, if you see me on the premises, remove me immediately. Do not let me anywhere. Do not let me within 40 feet of this building. That niggins said to his self-deaf threats. If I catch you in the mirror of motherfuckers,

I'm going to beat your ass. Next time I catch you looking at me. Nigger. Now let me go up here and hide this check for myself. call and make sure I'm paying myself property I was stealing money from me man what happened to the company

man you wouldn't even believe a nigga like me what's stealing man hey but look y'all the only motherfuckers don't get paid y'all and everybody else listen to this shit because you see me and when I'm with them niggas in the A when they come to the A you would think I'm getting paid

just like the rest of these motherfuck it's on the temporary yeah it's temporary no anybody said you ain't get paid No, I ain't about to say. Nothing about the money. We just know you, all your own boss.

Yeah. You know what I'm that? Hey. That nigga be calling himself sick. Hello, hello. Hello. I practice that shit too far. I'm sick.

He'll be able to come in. Don't worry about it, me either. Him or the boss going in. Me either. He hang up the phone. Yeah, I can kick it today, my niggas. You know what I'm. You know what I?

You know what I? Oh, man. Boy. I can check in to see how much money we made today. All right, man. You all ain't worth for shit. We ain't work for shit. We ain't work for shit.

We ain't working out now. We ain't Nobody ever told y'all. If I go outside and shit stick on your car that's a brand ambassador. That's a shit. And they got a stick on that car.

I'm going to peel that shit. I'm like, let me give me this shit, man. You got a nice brand, but, you know, ain't no ambassador. You know what that. This shit ain't going to work. You know.

I'm going to say that next time I get arrested. They had the cameras outside. I'm a brand ambassador. I'm a brand ambassador. What you mean? I don't do shit. I'm a brand ambassador. What that means?

I get free shit And I walk around in it Yeah, man Oh, man Bro, we definitely got to keep this shit going Clayton, we definitely got to get you back on it Man, you already know, man Bram boy, we got to get you all back

This shit crazy is him Man, man, right? He's going to open it up He didn't even go ahead and he'll say I quit I quit Why did I do this shit? Like, well, that this thing is stupid,

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