The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Mfn Vocabulary Episode - Karlous Miller W/Tyler Chronicles & Anna Apples | Ep. 112

Episode Date: January 5, 2018

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You see me with it. I'm up in Africa. I'm telling jokes in different cities. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities. Hey. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities. Hey, hey, hey, niggum went to Germany and felt some different cities. I say they smile and they round, but felt some different cities.

I like it in high. I make bitches mad like D.C. Youngfly. Bitches walking out, bitches pulling up. I'll apologize. But then I say I don't give up for a crazy man. I don't know. I'm crazy, man.

I don't know. Crazy man. If you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you. Give him some of that pussy girl. I don't like asking. Give him some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy.

is real good, then please don't give me some. But if if this pussy is great, then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl. I don't like that. Speaking of the hose. And food and heart says there's no god, but guys is real.

I come home drunk from school. Laying up a man. I'll see a prostituting, having all sex in my mouth. Licking in balls. Licking on them balls. I don't know who crack hair, Auntie, that is. But you just made a viral moment that will live forever on the internet. Thank you, Miss Lady who licked balls with her.

mouth. I think the nigger with the microphone dropped the mic and she was fin to tell on him because they went to high school together. She was about to be like, yo balls, pal still. They did the shit so slick. She was like, I was out there having R or sex. Licking balls with my mouth.

Don't say nothing about Kevin. I suck your balls, Kevin. Licking his balls. Hell, my, Nick. We're trying to Help my niggas. Help my. It's 2018 trying to help my niggas. Because ain't nobody out here trying to help my niggas.

Shit. We're trying to get that information. We're listening to these girls and we're going to use that information. Hold up. Hey. And this is what we're going to do. It's 2018 and we're going to kick it with boot. Come on.

Come on. And they need to recid my Kanye West bought Kim, all them stocks and bonds. Come on, man. I started looking at my life like... What am I doing? Who really fucks with you? You're in the talented, like, 10th percent of the world, bro. I'm telling you right now.

You should get your balls lick as soon as a woman to meet you. Don't lick my balls until you are informed, too. Hey, Lois, you were just on HBO the other day. I like a bitch who liked to listen. If a bitch can't follow simple direct, don't just be licking my balls because you thought it was going to impress me. If I was on HBO the other day, a bitch would be slicking my balls right now. When you die, you have a funeral.

Black people don't have funerals. What we have? Home going. Celebration Unless it's a thug Then it's interesting Because the pastor don't know what to say He's just up there making up shit

Saying everything and nothing At the same time Now Carlos Was Carlos And every time you saw Carlos He was Carlos All day I'm telling you

I was on HBO the other day And I still want you to I still want you to wait Before I tell you to lick my bar Don't lick my Like What's the hot Like

You know what I'm saying Don't be managed All in public Bro Don't be on Snapchat How many How many How much

If you had like a number A quotient Come on baby I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you You know what we calling this shit This is the motherfucking

Vocabulary Episode Come on man We have Bro we have a nix With three vocabulary Words

Just sitting in the car With you for 10 minutes Making me Step my word game up Okay how long I'm sorry It's Cooning for

the pussy. He's pandering to the pussy. He's tuning to the pussy. He is being a pauper for the pussy. The man has never solicited for the pussy. But let me tell you what the man had to have for the pussy. I could have asked for this. I could have been asked. You think I needed you to come in here for me to ask for some pussy? Niggas think that much of themselves. No, he wouldn't. I never thought that. I've been talking to an all goddamn day. I never thought that. I'm a way to Tyler's around so I can ask for some pussy.

I mean, let's keep up the charade so I know that it gets suspicious. Keep up the charade. If we could just keep up the, you know, the shenanigans and the hijinks, they'll never catch on to us, Anna. What? I'm trying to help my niggas. I say what? I'm trying to help my niggas.

Man, thank you for you. I'm trying to help my nigger. One more verse. Let me tell you what we're doing. We're trying to help the niggas Before they life get ruined Don't be out here Chasing these holes with the drama

Just because she looked good One night Don't mean she a good mama All right I don't give a fuck about what you're thinking I ain't fucking on my holes Who got dishes and they sink Hey what's up man

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Hold on, where you're standing at? Because you can wait. You don't need some room with all that ass. It took your 20 hours. I'm probably got myself, wait a week. Okay. I still want to be right here. Okay.

Don't be mad at that. Damn! How the fuck. Look at 85,000, man. Look at it. This is black excellence. This is black excellence. See, what we do, we clear all the spaces.

Me and Tyler Chronicles are doing community service. for the culture man man trying to find women with real asses come on we can show them the love that they don't be getting y'all all on Instagram

like in these fake asses out here like these great asses now you're a real nigga and you're gonna listen to the 85th South show this is for you go man this is Miss Anna Apples

representing my home state of Mississippi this means so much to me to be able to present real ass Come on. Real talent. Bringing it back. That's what 2018... You know how many pounds of greens is in that ass loves?

You know how much cornbread is in that ass, bro? She got a... Thank you. Do you know how many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? My nigga. She got a kilo of cornbread in the ass. Bro. That's the type of ass that your father had when his headline first started with it.

I don't even take bass, but I'll get in there with you. His ass is like that that had niggas like me and you out here. me and you out here with fatherless brotherless. They're going to be mad at them niggas for leaving us. Every time I come in here and you preach. I do. And you know what? Every time. My mission it ain't about comedy. It ain't about

jokes, bro. I'm here to do work for the black community. Yeah, man! You understand what I'm saying? This ain't no Ken Kardashian. This ain't no Chloe. This is ass all the way from Mississippi. Runaway slave ass.

This is black. This is colored sectioned ass. Oh, Lord. Come on, bro. That thing is fun side. It was asses like this that made Martin Luther King then walk from Atlanta all the way to Birmingham. That's a long ass ride in a car, nigga. This is why sexual harassment be happening.

Brough, this is the reason why. This is it. It's a fucking chocolate fountain right in my face what I'm supposed to do. You're supposed to be in at work, being professional? Who's supposed to work like this? Tyler, you're supposed to be in work being professional, and it's asses like that on the car? coffee machine giggling. Giggling. Wow. Talking about something. I got a natural ass and come watch scandal with me. Bitch, I'm about to put my, you know what, I'm about to put 12 ounces

and pre-cum, right? You know what? It couldn't have been no other way. She is the perfect amount of smallness to fit on exactly what we need. Right. Tyler, could you please escort my love this? I don't want to. Let's just take, let's just take 30 seconds for all the niggas who locked up. Thank you because you know they watch. It's just a moment of silence. How are you looking? 85. 85. 85.

85. Hey. Hey. This ass right here. They don't make them like that. A bubble onion. I ain't seen one. Come on, bro.

That's a bunion. Bro, that's like if Pinky and Cherokee had another sister that like they had the same Daddy. Pinky. The old Pinky, like 2001, circa 2002. We such good friends. It was implied when I said. That was for her because she doesn't, she's new.

I got lost. We're talking sports right now. We're talking sports. First and foremost. And do you feel weird when your favorite porn star moves into like the MILF category? Bro, stop playing. Who's a Milt? Listen.

Cherokee's now a Miltf. And I started with her. She was a team. My nigga Tyler informed me that one of my favorite porn stars was really working at the Home Depot. And I had to go see for myself. Are you serious? Yes, I did. I went in that bitch.

Just to see if he was in line, I bought two by fours, and I just got the fuck out of there. It was fucked up because it was true. Wow. It was true, you know. But, you know, that's, look, we're not here to judge. Home Depot about to have a spiking niggas running through. Right.

They're trying to go there. They're going to be like, where they're at? The Home Depot is in Atlanta going to be lit and shit. They're going to try to find who you're talking about. But this is what I was saying. I was saying that to say this. Okay. My nigger, it's a whole.

lot of places in the world like we do shows everywhere it's so many places that ain't no holes boy it's so many places that you go and it's absolutely no hose zero hoes i'm talking about it ain't even no women that look like holes you ever been to west virginia the entire state whole state looked like ain't no hose there ain't no holes in west virginia shout out to the hose in west virginia if you're out there you haven't been to uh missouri that wasn't either Kansas City or St. Louis. We're not supposed to go to Missouri. You know that, right?

No fly zone for Negroes. No holes up there outside of St. Louis and Kansas. St. Louis got some hose, though. Does it pass me my water? Hell yeah. I don't even know how it got all the way over there. It was a bad. It probably knocked it over there.

You know what else? It happens. There's a lot of places. It's a lot of places. I ain't never heard no niggas say, bro, we was in Wichita, Kansas. Man. There was so many holes in Wichita. Hey, outside of New York City, New York.

You mean, Like Syracuse Buffalo Utica Yudica? Nain no hos Yucca, I've been No holes in Yudica. And there are zero hoes.

It was all dudes in the audience. You ever been to Kentucky? Yes, I have. There ain't no hos in Kentucky, bro. I'm sure they're in the area. They're just in the nooks of cronies. Yeah, but they're coming from other places to come to school.

You think we, exactly, it's a whole state's way no holes now. Zero holes. When the last time you ever heard somebody said, brough, North Dakota got the Holes. Idaho Ain't no holes

In Idaho No hose South Dakota Ain't no holes In large portions of Arizona Brough It's all Native Americans What's the other shit?

Native Americans are hos to Wyoming No Wyoming ain't got no hose Wyoming has zero O Let me tell you something If a bitch says she from Wyoming She's lying

She's in witness protection And that bitch saw murder The bit saw murder And she snitch She saw murder She snitched A bitch from Wyoming She snitched

Because she's in witness protection she ain't supposed to be there and the bit saw murder told on somebody. You did what? Nothing. Oh, look at her. Don't be on here confessing the shit. There's too many people watching this show. I don't know if you know about this. I don't know if you know about this whole 85 South situation. Yeah, this shit live. Don't be

confessing the shit. We don't need with that G-depth shit. We don't need them to send us no affidavit. That ain't read like a month. You heard the word. Affidavit. Try. Man, that ass would not make it in prison. It really wouldn't. You got a shit in the middle of the room.

Hey, I'm glad you said that when you said that ass would not make it in prison. And you used the right term. He did. That ass. Yeah, that's all I'm talking about. She'd be fine. When you say that, that lets you know that you're in a safe zone, nigga.

But if you ever hear the word, buttocks? Niggins, there's some jail time involved in it, mate. That's the only time you hear buttocks is in court. Yes, Your Honor, he touched on the buttocks. Nigel. Oh, you're going. That's in a deposition. Ah, nigger, you on fire.

That's like four in a world. Use a word smith. Triple letter score. Damn, bro. I'm telling you, I'm, hey, I ain't even like one of them people who say, oh, New Year, new me, but I'm really on some new shit this year, bro. It just says osmosis. I'm really on some whole other shit, bro.

Like, fuck all that other shit, bro. We bring it back. We bring it back being mannish, bro. And fuck Joe's face that he made about osmosis. Yeah, fuck this shit, bro. You know what? Fuck your face, bro. That's okay.

Anna, I'm letting you know. I don't have any fucking headphones, and I feel like left out. You can hear this shit. I can't hear it, but I want to feel part of the truth. Just give me something so I can look like them on. Everybody going to say on that, hey, look, he ain't shit. They ain't got nothing. Them broke.

Yeah. Oh, man, y'all are they broke more than. Is that D.C.? I don't know. Charter to him. I was saying, we bring it back being managed, my nigga. Come on, but that's, that is that, hold on. That's what's getting niggas right now, though.

The man and shit. No, we being managed in areas that we invited. to be managed. Okay, thank you. Like, I ain't say to be all that Walmart being managed. I'm talking about, like,

if you already at the crib for that. Walmart is the best place to be managed. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Don't be managed all in public, bro.

Don't be on Snapchat. How many do it's all over to a day if you had, like, a number, a quotient? A quotient? Come on, baby. I'm with you. I'm with you.

I'm with you. You know what we calling this shit? This is the motherfucking vocabulary episode. Come on, man. We have a bitch with three vocabulary words. Just sitting in the car with you for 10

is making me step my word game up. Okay, hold on. I'm sorry. My man imposed the question. Would you like to reply? I don't have a number. It's like, does that number exist? Dig this. How about this? Since this is the 85 South show, why don't you give niggas some tips since this is like

the top of the year? Why don't you give some tips to highlight these ladies online, social media? You know what I mean? That seems to be the route people going these days. Look, help. Help my niggas. Help my niggas. That's hard. Help my niggas. Chad. Help my niggas. Help my, we need some help of my niggas.

Help my, we're trying to help my niggas. Help my, it's 2018 trying to help my niggins. Because ain't nobody out here trying to help my niggers. Shit, we're trying to get that information. We're listening to these girls and we're going to use that information. Hold up. Hey, and this is what we're going to do. It's 2018 and we're going to kick it with boot.

And we're going to go for some hole. And we're going to take Bay 2 They don't need to hide your bitches Nigger because that ain't what we do Because one thing I'm going to tell you that's sweet Black men don't cheat That's a lie You can feel of how you want to

Just because one or two niggins cheated on you Don't mean we all bang Some good pussy is all you ever had Don't blame me Blame your mama For teaching you that bulls. I'm teaching you the drama. Hey, we're trying to help my niggas.

What? I'm trying to help my niggas. I say what? You're trying to help my niggas. Man, thank you for you. I'm trying to help my nigger. One more verse. Let me tell you what we're doing.

We're trying to help the niggas before their life get ruined. Don't be out here chasing these holes with the drama just because she looked good one night. Don't mean she a good mama. All right. Sex. I don't give a fuck by what you're thinking. I ain't fucking on my hoes. Who got dishes in they sink.

Oh, wow. And you know what I'm saying? Try to see if I'm playing. Hold up. Hey. The bitches are on text back fans. We ain't got nothing for your goofy ass. Man, trying to convince you to like me what year you think this is, bitch, 2003.

Hey. You need to help my niggas. You need to help my niggas. Hey, you need to help my niggas. Hey, we're trying to help my niggas. Anna, can you help my niggas? I can try. All right, well, let's see what you're talking about.

All right. I'll pick the Red Bull over. That shit was so hard. I was like that shit. That shit was hard. Now the carpet might fly up out this bitch. You get it? Because Red Bull gives you wings.

Hello, I'll be here all weekend. Hamana, howma, howmada. Apples give you wings. What? Yep, nigger, busing fly away. My lip, man. Put the shit on my chin. Nigger busts and fly away.

Like, yep, that's what she's saying? Appreciate that, Adam. See, that's how women get pregnant. Being cute. Saying a little cute shit. Saying a little cute shit. But facts. Talking about she wants long sex.

If you don't get out of here, that pussy ain't over there. Wait a minute. You ever be about to pull out if she says some sex and shit like, nothing is supposed to. See, now we got to name the baby. Now, baby. I didn't say I want like long sex. If you know what you're doing, it ain't going to take long sex. Exactly.

Damn sure. All right. So that was, right. So you write that down. Help my niggas. Don't be fucking long. If you're fucking long, you're fucking wrong. Fuck strong.

Yeah. Thank you. If you're the dick ain't doing it, pinch that bitch nipple, bro. But you know, sometimes, it's not. Sometimes these pussies out here is retarded. Slap a titty one time. It takes more than some dick

to make this lady buses. Right. They out here playing with dildos the size of tables. I can't relate. You could a table leg. You put a whole table leg in their body. I've been out here.

Let me tell you. It takes more than some dick to make some of these ladies. Now, you can have all the dick in Georgia, but if you ain't pay the light bill she's not gonna nut loz wait till you see cam soda these bids is putting the whole table legs in there what you mean wait to i see cam soda i don't have a camsoda apartment set up no i'm just saying you're gonna look it up because i know you i'm gonna miss i got some good

shit on the preview you're gonna tip snap and see what's going on but other shit i don't know what she doing hers but on some of this shit you don't even worry about skip the camsoddle just you put you on the shit no i don't have to put no i don't want to see i don't want to see Hey, that Jesus' damn top dollar for the premium pussy penetration. Oh, another big word, killing it. If it ain't me, don't even put it in there. That's the only thing that she allowed to put in the pussy is. So you do butt stuff.

What? I'm not talking about her again. You got to wait four minutes before you're asking. I don't even know if I'm talking to anybody can hear me. This is a podcast for deaf niggas on my side. That podcast right there, that shit is going in episode 36. You're recording the whole separate shit. So look, you ain't never give us no information to help my niggas.

I'm sorry, it was him. He asked you about some bucks. Ooh, you're a snagged like a motherfucker. God, Wednesday. You don't get told on. Unded the bus. Who that was fast? Go ahead, boo.

Okay, I don't do the butt stuff. All right, cool. Let's clear that up. Right. All right. Ain't nobody mad at that. I don't shove things in my pissing. See what you started?

No, that's a great question, though, because tell him, aren't that happening on there. I wouldn't know. Oh, well, see, you're the only one with an active membership. I got an account. Hold on. Let's start quick. Let's stare at this nigga. I would never feel judged about my life.

I love what I have going on. I'm going to be honest. I've heard. And I wouldn't put it past the girls. I'm sure they've gone crazy. I never looked at you. My bad, that's just funny. You deserve a laugh for that.

That's a funny look at this cussed, but you, I can't wait to you. And the niggins is going to text me. Yo, this cams sold a shit. This guy. Wait until tomorrow. As far as the Cam Soda, like putting stuff in their pussy, like, I've seen, like, a whole fist. Thank you, Nick, thank you.

Now, judge me not. Be you judging upon your Bible, Nick. Shout out to everybody who don't know what the fuck going on on Cam Soda, man. But stuff. I thought I was freaking until I heard about that. Hey, I still can't take it when the chick had lick her on nipple. If you can do that, that's freaky as I want to go. That's a long titty.

That's it. Fuck it. She got long titty or short a minute. A long titty or a long tongue. Or a short neck. Fuck that. Guy got a sense of humor. He set up some tities to be sucked by the owner.

That's who I'm trying to be with. If a bitch can suck her on titty without pulling on it, that bitch is a fullback and she ain't got no neck. Stop playing. Her tongue is too close to her nipple is what I'm saying. Shut up, Tyler. You don't know talent when you see it. You probably don't tip them homeless motherfuckers who'll be playing your favorite song

on the subway. If I have a dollar, I give it to every homeless person. That is something about me. I wouldn't. Because then it'd be a bunch of dollars. at the crack house I mean if they need crack though I ain't who am I mean I got a habit

I got a habit I smoke a lot of weed if somebody gave me money for something I'm about me who am I? Who am I? 2018 let's stop judging crackheads bro if you still crackhead nigga you made it you made it they are healthy now wait a second crackhead started in 83 niggas healthy today we got it's way more healthy

that's not an accomplishment my nigga it ain't an accomplishment but the niggas living and doing shit I know a bunch of crackheads that made it through and they are functional, they're good to go. You're overlooking something that's very important right now. Because you're leaving something up.

Smoking crack or cocaine in any form prolongs your life by four times. Everybody knows that. Right. Think about that shit. Who am I? Them niggas is vampires. The crackheads who are crackheads now are the same crack heads. That was crack heads when you was a kid. And they were grown when you

were little. They were adults. How the fuck you catch up to them? In age. Think about that shit. The nigga's 30. That nigga was 33 when you was three. Now you're 33 and this nigga 36. Oh, wow. Hey, he calling you, uncle.

Fuck you, man. You took your life together before you call me. So that's the vagina. Let's talk about something. You know what? You know, yeah. That's on me. Since you want to talk about vagina, let's give it a great intro.

All right. Oh, my vagina. Talk about it. Is wet? Yeah. You do the sexy voice. I do the deep voice. Oh, sweat.

Yeah. Damn, she licked the mic, y'all. She don't go to fuck with that, Mike, man. She real nasty. I just do this. Do your thing. You know what I'm saying? You got to flick it.

If your pussy was a person. If it was a person? Yeah. See, that's, I'm just. Hold up. No, you ain't let me finish the question. If your pussy was a person. Okay.

Where would she work? What's your pussy occupation? Occupation. Yeah, if your pussy had a job, what is it do? The pussy's up. The pussy's up. You know what? But she would probably be, like, a fitness trainer.

For real? That's a good occupation. If my dick had a job here, work for the city. You get it? Man. I'm too good at this shit, man. You said, when your pussy would be a fitness trainer? Why?

My dick had a job at a cell weed, if anybody's wanted it. You got to come by the house and see you. You have self-employed. They do not deliver. Go ahead. Well. Fitness strength, please. No, fitness trainers should say in shape, right?

yeah most of them the real ones yeah okay that are committed yeah okay so that means the walls are going to stay intact they're not going to collapse okay so you're going to feel something if not everything i felt yeah i felt that welcome to pretty private with ebonye the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free i'm ebeney and every tuesday i'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you on pretty private we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all childhood trauma addiction abuse incarceration grief mental health struggles and more and found the shrimp to make it to the other

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Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing. without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets.

Listen to Family Secrets, Season 12, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Milo. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here.

If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else wanted to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking.

talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect

Podcast Network. The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Do you only have sex when you're in a relationship? Yes. I heard that. I knew you That's another issue we face it in America Well, nobody claim all this fucking that they're doing

Right Nobody, I saw this video online They were going around asking people What's your body count? I saw that the other day too That shit was going to claim The highest number was like, what? One nigga was a lie

All of them were a lie That niggas line All the women said three to nine Come on The one that said nine has fucked 700 men Come on, bro, easily If she said nine multiplied by her life This is one thing

Thank you. This is some advice I want to give every nigger. Don't never ask that question. This is coming from a nigger that's older than you. It don't matter what the fuck she say is too many. I don't give a fuck if she say two. It could be you and another nigger. Right.

And your nigger mine, you're going to be like, this bitch, this fuck. Everybody. What is this? I keep running into these hos. What is that about? What do I find the good ho at? That's just the way God made me.

It's like when a nigger fucking year. He's not. He's not thinking about. the other. It's like in his mind, he's the only nigga that never fucked you in the world. Fuck everything that happened. That's what I'm saying. Like, women think about other shit. We think about shit like that.

I don't care who she fucked with. Now that I have found this pussy, keep all the dicks away from him. We were raised to win. Y'all were raised to play. We were raised to win. I'm just saying, if you're out here fucking, claim you're fucking. You ain't got to be out here land. I ain't fucking for three people. Man, come on. Nigger, we're 30-some

years old at this point. You do you have more? I refuse to even. I won't acknowledge. I asked when you've been tested It's a pussy clean But think it, bro, I'm past the age Of asking how many people you've been with It doesn't matter We've been fucking out here for real

And we what? About 15 About to be 35 this shit Nika, that's 20 years of fucking Even if she did a low amount of fucking And fuck like two or three people a year Just say three on some good girl shit Right 20 times three is 60

That's on the low 60 60 If you went to the DMV and you was number 60 Man what? That's too many niggas for a sale But guess what? What if you show up and you get number 60 and they are already serving number 507? I'm going to go ahead. You're in there.

Shut your ass up. I'm still going to go. There it is, people. I'm still going to go. What other advice you got for a nigga to talk to a bitch? Well, you know, this may sounds crazy. That shit was raw as hell. Come on, man.

You know, I'm from the West Coast. Y'all don't mean that about it. But I guess it doesn't work. What? But I'm just going to say, for me, just be honest. That ain't going to work. It's a wrong full of black men. in here for real.

That shit ain't going to work. Y'all say that shit. It works for sex, though. I think she's right about it. It don't work for the relationship. But that shit worked for sex if you already and got some pussy. You ain't never showed up in no new pussy telling the truth.

If you did. If you did, just know that it ain't had shit to do with you. She wanted to give you that pussy anyway. No matter what you told the truth about. I forgot to call you back. I fell asleep. I love an honest, nigger. Here goes some pussy.

See, it's bullshit like that. That'll get you in there. But if you came out and you was like, Look, I got three bitches right now, but I like you more than all of them. That ain't going to work. That might. Shut the fuck up. I like you more than all of them.

Yeah, women do like competition. They do like that shit, bro. Hey, you might be on to something. Tell them to people to tweet you. Tweet loss about that. See what they say. Fuck this. We're going to see.

The truth. That shit work? I can't say what works for them. I'm just saying. So you out here single. You're speaking for a nigga that's going to tell the truth. Well, I know men lie, women lie, too. That's what I feel like

You just got to find somebody Who tell a different version of the lies that you tell No You sure? Opposites the track Why the fuck? I got to show up telling the truth Just so you can lie to me

Who said I was gonna lie? You gonna lie I just feel like you beat straight on Be straight up too But what does that mean That shit sounds so good Right But I just finished saying

We at the point at our life Where we know bullshit When we hear it That's bullshit So stop bullshit Ain't nobody No That's what I'm saying

Whatever bullshit You're gonna be be on I got to show up and compliment your bullshit so you'll believe in me so a dude walk up to you say hey I want to take you out of dinner two times I'm trying to really fuck you really good right after that second time I told you loz the shit be working okay take out the two but then but then when you're all together you've got to stop telling the truth why because it's going to get you in trouble because they say tell me the truth and be honest but they're only going to use that against you in the future it's only to do that

it's not because you know what you know they're not being sincere in my This is what I feel like the shit ain't going to work. This is just from my personal scientific studies. By my own research, I funded with my own money. This is why the shit ain't going to work. Wait a minute. You spend something. Men tell lies to survive.

We tell survival lives. And women not going to forgive those lies that you told to survive. Right. Some of this shit, sometimes we tell lies to just avoid having further conversation about shit. I believe. These are mindless lies that not. Me and tell just to be like, oh, please shut the fuck up so I can just sit here and enjoy being hot. You don't never think twice about this shit, not even knowing that the shit that she just rambled from the kitchen, this shit meant something to her.

So whatever you were saying to get the fuck out the conversation, she remembered that shit. And then when it comes back up, you're like, what the fuck? I didn't say that. And now her feelings are hurt because she feel like you're a liar. She knows that you said this shit and you didn't went along with some miscellaneous bullshit and made a promise that you probably didn't even know you made. Just trying to survive on some man Neanderthal type shit So why you just want to be real

Instead of trying to goddamn survive I'm some bullshit Can you imagine if the shit was real for real I use it against us? Let's do a scenario Just a hypothetical scenario A real situation You and your nigga just

chilling on a Saturday afternoon My fucking text message jumping on All right Baby who is that This bitch who I was trying to fuck before I met you and now that she saw me with you and we happy, now she won't fuck. I was like, well, shit, that sounds

typical. Yeah, I feel like me and you got something really good right here, but the work that I put in for this pussy before I met you, I feel like I should go on fuck since it's easy now. Okay, so why are you here? Exactly, because I want to keep fucking you and fuck her too. This is the, see, the truth not going to work.

It ain't going to work once y'all together. Told you? Told you? What the nigga was going to keep it all the way true for it was like. I just want to fuck her one time for making me but I still fuck with you listen though that's just me but if it was another female she might be like she'd tell her come on

we can do her together oh you don't fucking around you think I've been out here like when I didn't know you out here putting in bids with these bitches for you to be my girlfriend for you to come in and be a part of this partnership you ain't put no work in just show up and start getting pussy because you

it don't work like that I'm the girlfriend I feel you yeah I feel you but it's not like you're not about to show up up and get all my kickback pussy? No. I mean, we'll try, but what if we had a threesome and you lazy? You judge. This bitch titty ugly. Like, I don't

need all that negativity. No, the pussy went from great to just, oh, I'm sorry. My girl here. So you're going to put your energy. It's another female. I'm just talking shit. Sometimes you do need to hit the pussy by yourself. You got the threesome. I want to talk about myself.

And that's the number one reason women don't want to have threesome. I don't want you fucking this bitch. By yourself, because you can't wait. She's selfish. Women, that's it. They just don't want to see us happy. It's 12 niggas in Atlanta, total. You try not to let a nigga fuck some bitches.

You're out of your mind. It's 12 total nigga. Look, I looked at the census. I looked at the census the other day. The population is a million 14, and it's 12 niggas total. Seven in the room. That's fucked up. I don't know.

You got to fuck one of them. Don't get a relationship. Bro, if you're a man, you live in Atlanta. Man, you faithful, you automatically going to heaven, bro. It's so much goddamn temptation. Dr. King was fucking bitches. Man, it's so much temptation in Atlanta. You'll cheat on your girl on accident.

Because you want me to bitch and look just like her. You're like, that's what? And the bitch be a sandwich artist that's up, boy. Come on that bitch. I'm telling you. Damn that sandwich artist find them up. This is why Atlanta so hard to be faithful in it. Because it's fine women everywhere.

Man. I've heard that. It's damn pieces of sleeping in the car tonight. In the cold. You think I'm laughing. Go to the walk of the house. There's some bitches sitting in that on the hell.

Nowhere to go. It's some nice ass down. Where y'all from? Shit, South Carolina. Where y'all going? Wherever y'all going. We've been smoking me in all day. You think I'm bored?

This bitch is going. And they're doing butt stuff. Every nigga in here shaking the head like this. He said, I know some. I'm just fucking. This nigger's a freak. He like putting shit in women's ass. He's got a cam soda.

This is. This thing is. A thumb of your ass, though, for real. He got a subscription. That thumby ass is, like, priming the lawnmower. You got to get that thing going, hit that thing three times. And then... You were encountered?

Everybody is responsible for their own shit. No, I don't. You don't like a thumb in your butt while a nigga hit it from the back? Oh, okay, you want of the few. No. Are you putting a hole? No. You small, so I wouldn't put my whole thumb in it.

I give you, like, the first ridge. Like, you're a one ridger. One knuckle. Yeah, one knuckle. That's too much. No, up to the knuckle, this part. Like, mostly nail. And I wash my hands pretty good for.

Niggas try to act like I'm the only one. This is fucking crazy. You can't invite me and then ostracize. I'm on your ass. I want your ass. I want your ass. Everyone got quiet. No, bro, because the shit was so spontaneous.

You bastard. You feel me? There's nothing wrong with being spontaneous. Nothing. But he was merciless with the word. But he was merciless with the word. Oh, wow. You like being spontaneous?

I like being spontaneous and miscellaneous. Oh. Hell yeah. Okay. You got a good neck for children. You know, we got a lot in common. You're from Mississippi? I'm from Mississippi.

What part of Mississippi are you from? Whatever part you want me from? Damn, I like all your answers. I'm like all your answers. Do you understand we're going to watch this shit again and be like, damn, she wanted me more. We don't know who the fuck you like. I'm facing towards you now.

I'm about to jump on tape. You say something nice to this, nigga. I got to say something back. You would talk to my ass. Now you face me now. Oh, see, that's body language. You know how you got to do is tell the truth. All you got to do.

How you got to do, Carlos? She already said, oh, you got a balcony? Number one. I like balconies. I do, too. That's why I bought one. I ain't even, I don't even have a place. I just got a balcony.

I take pictures on there. That's a start. Yeah. I got a tent on the other side of the camera. Carlos. I got a porch. I live on the bottom. Hey, I want, but listen, I want.

The niggas upstairs for me have a balcony. I have a porch. I live on the bottom level It's time to go ahead and get that five-bedroom I got shit niggas ain't got a sunroom Once you come off the road It's time to get that five-bearer Man, I'm so glad

Don't nobody know where I live Ain't that some good shit? It's like four niggas in the city That know where I live Man, no company You sure that's not too, too many though? Four, no, these niggas Right, these are niggas

Where they live, they ain't never just gonna stop back It's gonna be an event I'm telling you Nick, I stopped by my career passing through coming back from some shit. Why you stay out here? Because niggins ask you exactly why you stay out here. That would be the problem with my old crib. Nigger, everybody knew where I stayed and I had to go.

Anyway, where you stay? Where you want me to stay? Man, god damn, I like your answer, but I don't. I'm asking. You asking. Bro, what if you can really make her answers what the fuck you wanted them to be, though? They are right now. Where you live?

Where you want me to live? At my house. And she show up tomorrow with all her shit. See, definitely you'd be scared. Yeah, you're not moving in. You could bring that ass in here. See, I don't know if I ain't the type of nigger that's going to be scared of no one. You remember when Chris Brown came home and old girl had broken the crib and took a shower?

You're a fuck. How are you going to call the police on her? And then you got to sit there with her and wait for the police to come and be like, you're talking to her and she's just a super fan. He'd be like, man, go on give me some head for the police. Right, go ahead and just look a nigger. I just feel like, you know. No, mine, no, ma. I call them off.

That's a lady. False alarm for triple a little. It's a new cleaning lady I didn't know He better get more than some head She broke in his house Nah you don't want that pussy What if it was a clean break in

Like he really was slipping He left a bathroom window open She didn't really break no bad I was just by saying You don't want to fuck no bitch That could break in the house She's crazy But you don't want to be any pussy

That's what I'm saying I don't know Depending on what that dental work Looking like Right That B&E pussy is not what you want Wow This shit is so random bro

This is definitely like Like if we were sitting in a waiting room. I feel like if we was all interviewing to get hired at a strip club, this would be the type of shit we'll be sitting here talking about. Right. I'm going for security. You go from management. Waiting on the nigga name Big Frankie to come through.

She's actually going for house mom. Big Frankie. I got it. It's what I check in under the hotel. When I go to hotel. What's your name, sir? Big Frankie. Big Frankie.

First name, Big. Last name, frankly. What was that word we was talking about earlier? Bigley. Bigley. That ass you got is biglet. Bigley. And jiggily.

Huge. Bigley. Tremendous. And soft. And this ass is going to be huge. How do we know it's soft, though, is my question. Because. Have you been watching my Instagram?

No. Glow's just showed me like four minutes. I would like to interject. I would like to. But you could never tell the softness of an ass on Instagram. Thank you. Yes, you can. No, you can not.

Softness. You can see roundness, shape, color. Yes, you can. Hopefully color if they're showing it. Say, let me save. when she walked And that ass don't jiggle Talk to him

Give me that red bull I've seen ones like that That are hard though Is what I'm saying So it's hard to tell Nah Ain't a way It is a way

What's some of your favorite Big Booty models To follow on the ground Here we go Come on You're just selfish You don't know Oh you're assholes

No I didn't say I don't know You know You know all your big booty girls Have like three big booty friends They were like Get it bitch Right You'll eat them type of kind

Slahoe Put your ass on the glass Wow Wait what? That's what y'all What was it? No, I'm just on my Instagram. Come on, bro.

Instagram ain't nothing. You know, why you keep slipping on me, though? I do not like this. I don't. It's a new year, my nigga. It's a new year. If I got to judge you in front of this lady, so she don't think I'm with your first time you have, you know, every time you have a woman on here, you do this.

I get judgment. You do, bro. You do. It is, you know, you notice. If you had told me a woman was coming, I wouldn't have came. Because I ought to know you to did me like that. Bro, drink your little fat-ass water. How about that?

Drink that little fat-ass water. Look at this shit right here. the fucking water that's shaped like bookman it's got electrolytes nigger that's why I'm talking to Anna Apples over here it's shaped like her cocaine Lorraine you know what oh my God that's one of my Instagram baby mamas

cocaine white cocaine Lorraine oh Lorraine yeah you put me on her she ever give me any it will be no pull that's a natural ass right there will be no pooling out there's come on room we'll be how tall is you know her like some canines my nigga it doesn't even matter no I don't matter about this you know how tall she is 5-1

however tall she is tall enough to get a whole face in her ass, the entire face. I want them to put the face in there like a birthday cake. Give her the R. Kelly, whole face in there. Up to my ears. I want to put my whole damn head in it. Up to my ears in it. That's scary. Who else? How is that scary? That's a great choice. That's a great lead off. I want to eat your ureis. I'm fucking with your taste right now. Stay up my uterus.

No. Bro, that's crazy. You just mentioned it ain't ate no uterus in like Christmas 06. Hey, man, it's like a rare. It's like truffles. Brough. Hard to find. But Delicious has a nice ass. Okay, yeah.

But we talk about real, though, right? No, I don't know if it's real. Aesthetics. It's just a little. Just aesthetic. Shout out the Delicious. She's been killing the game since. But, you know, like, her ass is like two planets.

Wow. To me at least. Since we're doing shout-outs, I got one for you, Los. Megan Denise. Who is that? That's the light skin. chick with the freckles. Yeah, she's dope.

I'm gonna show her then. Right. Yeah, fuck. Hey, you know what? Just shout out to everybody who fan on Instagram. Shout out to y'all. Bro, Instagram ain't nothing but the goddamn devil. Mm-hmm.

You ain't even know you had a type. Hi, Megan. Hey, bitch, best nine be all ass shots. Come on now. That's saying. Now, one face shot. Instagram will show you a combination of woman that you didn't even know you was attracted to one. Instagram will show you a dog skin bitch with a birthmark in the middle.

Mark in the middle of her head with some blue braids standing on the fucking sunset with some Gucci boots on and you'd be like, that's my wife. I'll marry her tomorrow. Exactly. You don't know where these motherfuckers come from. I seen one chick on my Explore page look just like the avatar, just a light-skinned version. I don't know where this beautiful feline face bitch from. Oh, wow.

But I'm telling you, man, Instagram is weird. You can sit there and be talking about some shit with your homeboy, like, I ain't Nick. I know you like them little chubby bitches with the show. it on, then go on your explore page. Guess what you're going to see. Shabby bitch is. That's the government.

It is. You talk about I want to buy a car, man. The car's ads to show up on your phone immediately. Now I say that the shit's going to come up. I see you popping on there, though. Yes. You doing your thing. How tall are you?

I am 4-7. That's why you ought to ask how I thought what's the name. Bro, she legally a little person. She's, yeah. Legally? You get a check. That's what the heels on? No, see what the heels is.

I'm like a couple of inches more. I mean, she played the shit out of me that day she did. With the hills on, I'm a couple more. This is a heavy action. Come on, man. Like, she knows I went to community college, bro. She's been hearing the fucking words you've been saying tonight, man. She's been hearing your vocabulary tonight.

She knows what the fuck going on. Come on, bro. Yeah, but you are fun size, four or seven. God damn, I can take you with me and then you've got to pay for your ticket. So you got little women in your family? No, I don't. You know, you're the only one? Yes.

Make a nigga feel big. It's what happened when you have babies with no insurance. Really? Come on, Anna, you know we're going to talk shit about your little bitty big ass. You get it with your little bitty big ass. You get it a little bitty big ass. You're going to sit your little bitty big ass down. You don't sit your little bitty.

What's the word? Biggley. You got to put that in there. Biggly. I got a question, though. Lose, what? Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney.

every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on the street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to

Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you,

stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect

Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I'd never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened.

And then everybody else wanted to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money.

Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh, my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Listen, I got a question. So how were you in school? What do you mean?

Disrupting. Oh, no, I was quiet. You had a, you were you, were you an early bloomer body-wise? No. Okay. I was on time. So kids was running around and slapping you and shit. What was they doing?

No. You know kids be crazy. Now, when boys like little girls, they run around and they hit them and shit. What the fuck? No. When you little, you like a girl. girl you hit her oh you know that shit but no one didn't do that to me you were a nerd a little bit no I was just quiet I was the mysterious one I like that shit you got to give her word

mysterious idea I got her like four points puberty here you know this the eyes and the hips spread it it was just a whole new conversation what year was that what age me oh you want to know my no I'm saying what age were you when your puberty when you like started spreading and got your hips and this nigga's so weird with the questions today what I know right Puberty. Am I getting physical? Loz, you are fucking killing me, dogs. Am I getting physical?

Puberty? Loz, nobody even knows. That is too far back to even legally ask on this. No, I didn't ask. Well, when did you hit puberty? What the fuck, creepy old man? I was asking when did she start? I'm not to blow my rape whistle.

I don't own a rape whistle. Every time. It shouldn't make rape jokes, but the joke wasn't about the whistle. Now we got Anna apples. I'm telling you every time it's never flip, bro. Back to the hips and ass. Back to the hips and ass. Speaking of which, this is one of my favorite dishes.

Right under cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers, hips, and hips. Cheeseburgers, hips, and ass. So a heart attack, then you just... Then I'm going vegan. You know, ass is on the vegan list this year. I think it is. It's on the salmon.

Especially if ain't no GMOs in it. Right. Apples. Apples. Apple on a day keeps the doctor away from what I heard. In a pinch. I don't know. If you fucking with Anna Apples, she might have you up there.

Yeah. Stressed out. Bro, women with fat asses will have you so stressed out. Because they're generally nice people. Right. You're like, who the fuck is that? Nigger, you tripping. I'm not tripping who the fuck is that nigger.

That's my brother. Oh. Oh. Oh, so you fucking your brother? No, I'm just, see? She didn't heard this. She didn't heard before. You fucking your brother?

Hard to trust a woman with a fat ass, bro. Right. You're already hard on the nigger car. Because as a black man, fat ass could help you in so many different ways, bro. Like, you know how many good ideas black men have come up with just by looking at a fat ass? Oh, man. How many hit records have been wrote?

Oh, yes. How many parties have been thrown? How many niggas are wrote in poems for you? Wrotin. Rootin. No, that's, uh-uh. I was hoping nobody caught it. My niggins said rotin.

I was going to say wrote, and I was like, that ain't the right word was written. And then I was like, Rowton, and then that it arrived. She was about to answer it, you asshole. I really was. This was a... Lowe's been an asshole to me tonight, bro. I don't know what I did. This is a really, uh, experiment, man.

Just to see how you will react to a ass this big on a woman this small. And you made up a whole word, brood. Yeah. Minutes four points for my words. I was up there. I was catching you. Please answer him. When the last time my nigger rotting you something?

Really a nigga wrote you or something. No, a nigga be rotting you old. Maybe I was talking about my niggies out here, roding. It's been like three days. For real? Three days since the nigg? Did it. Wheddy Wright?

Or Reddy Rick. Come on, nah. Hey, man, you can just ignore all this nigger questions. God damn, Lose, bro. You don't see my motherfucking cape. I don't want to see it, man. Let me be great. I don't want to believe that shit over.

85 South Show just had a birthday, man. What we just turned? Two, three, two? Oh, yeah. Happy birthday, man. Two years old. That don't mean you can take me like that, bro. We're teething in this motherfucker, man.

Shout to everybody who was. made this shit possible, much less to the notification gang. Your apples. Hell yeah. Ms. Anna Apples for making this shit possible. She's so selfish. You were talking about some other shit. Apples? You just threw her shit in there. You're talking about

85 side show three years. Look how he's going to turn on me again. I'm not. I'm just telling you. Her ass is so fat. It don't matter. I got to disappoint on the show I just let you know. Me and you cool, but this is, like, wherever we was there on the friendship letter, Anna took your place.

Hey, this is only right. I replaced you, bro. This is like my new best friend. That's only right. Bro, when she called me, I lay down and kick my feet up. Be like, so what you doing? Come on. She's about to move in with you.

That'd be fun. Now five niggas know you stay. Come on, man. We got to do as many of these episodes while we can before the world go to war and shit and the internet be shaking. I know, right? What's already dead?

Donald Trump wrote. I'm just saying, go to a new war. A new war. Donald Trump out here tweeting shit. I feel like there's never a new war. They just say it's it. There you go.

You woke as a motherfucker. That's why we brought you a little fine ass up here. That's why we brought your little fine ass up here because you woke. You're really trying to fuck. There ain't no such thing as new war. It's the same shit. Oh, nigger, war starts. Every time.

Yeah, now. The same thing I want to know about the pew. He's willing to agree to some bullshit because he's trying to fuck is what I'm saying. I'm not trying to fuck. I'm not trying to fuck. Wars always start, nigger. I don't agree with her. What I'm saying?

That's the problem. You don't even know that they're selling pusses out here in the jar for like $60. There has to be a conflict. There has to be an issue. Then a war starts. There's a first shot. They're still talking about the war and shit.

So it's always going to be the same war. There you go. Tell them, man. They just say it's in the war. You're going to double down. Fuck that shit. I don't give a fuck about the war. I'm not going.

Sick of this shit. You want to debate wars and shit. I don't want to debate war. I'm not that you to ask. I'm debating your sincerity. Oh, I'm back. What about? Let's talk about the war then.

I'm debating your sincerity, niggins. The war starts. The war start. Because the war always start. Ooh, that nigga hell today, bro. I don't know what that is called me. There are insurgents. Listen, there are insurgents.

Joe, that nigga hell today, my boy. There were IUDs and insurgents. It was a massive insurgency. There were tanks and there were insurgents, man. But back to us. Anna Apple's ass the most important part of this. No, there was ass and there were tanks, you know. Forget about death and murder

and stuff. Let's go to ass. There was ass and pizza. And now, back to ass. We were talking about booty and booty and war. There was fucking treason, man. Treason.

I'm going to do, I'm going to do the white dude voice for like 10 moments. There was fucking kitty cats, man. They could do that on a worldly happening. Oh, y'all talking about. wrote and fuck you worldly happily happening in anything fuck you fuck that shit bro

we're just now legal in California man all the way wrecked for black people for black that's what that means yeah now niggas gotta have it on read between the lines yeah recreation

I didn't know that that we recreational we know what that means that's us thank you California for the little silver rights man let the niggas out of jail for the they're not gonna do that no yeah

You know what I can ask for it? You know how much it costs a letter a nigga out of jail? It costs them a whole lot. But they got new people. They got meth, though. They got a whole new drug to put in. They don't, this is the thing.

They're not trying to lock up those opioid motherfuckers. That's why it's an opioid crack. Not opioid, mess is like crack to them, though. That's the opioid shit. That's heroin. That's a whole different type of thing. They're not going to be on meth and they can work like crackheads. This is the same thing.

This is why they don't want them people. Because look, if they lock them up, they're going to go through withdrawal. The fucking treatment for the withdrawal going cost three times as much. So they're not fucking with them. They don't want dope heads. They want niggers who sell dope.

Workers. Exactly. Stay woke. Anna's so woke. We're going to have to do us. Oh, man. Stop giving her all this credit. But you got them stick and loaves, man.

Man, I win with you some other shit to do. You got to stop with this shit. You cannot come on the station hating. You've been hating the whole time. You see how I made it a station. And it's been a station. And it's been a station. But I made it a station.

People tune in to y'all every Friday like a station. And, you know, number one, number two, you pandering to the pussy and get my words back. I'm paying my words back, Joe. Get my words back, nigga. I will, I will kindly pander. I'm not soliciting. You're not, but you're pandering. And that might be worse.

I don't know. You're going to have to ask Steve Harvey. If this thing is saying, I'm a really pander. You know, Steve Harvey, what are you into these days? Is it cold enough for you? My God. It's definitely cold enough. Definitely.

See, look, she's still, it's definitely cold. It's definitely cold. Speaking of being called, shout out to all my niggas who eat pussy under the blanket. Yeah, you're a real nigger because your neck don't sweat. Your whole face. If your face went away eating that pussy, it's going to be good to her. Niggas like Chad took their legs in when they eat the pussy. Nigger's be eating pussy in the fetal position.

Nigger legs and shit all. You got to climb up to that shit like you in the Army, nigga. You got to keep your back low. No, have your ass in the air, my nigga, yeah, you got to get through the bitch like the trenches. Like you in North Korea. I'm in there in the trenches in the bush trying to stay low from Charlie

I'll be eating pussy with that little jeweler eye on Not the monocle The little jeweler out With the light Man we needed a guitar for that We need the guitar for the monocoon pussy Eater

And they eat the Monopoly pussy Huh? He creeping up on the pussy? Bro, you got Sometimes you got to creep up on the pussy You got to creep up on the pussy Why she in an unspillar Like she can't do

shit, unsuspecting position. I'm about to say, hold on. Get your words back now. I got to get the word. Naga, don't let your words leave you. No, I got to give a word. Like when she's doing her hair or something shit. She's got both arms.

She's a real unsuspectant. If you can get a low center of gravity, then just creep up and like, like, slat between the cheeks and pop up and be like, oh, you're stupid. Can I give, can I give the, can I give your viewing something? Go ahead. Share with the group.

Young boys out there eating the pussy. Hey, stay at the top part. Number one. Well, first, make sure. sure the pussy's clean. That was given. That was given. Yeah.

That was given. Just saying. Like if her house smelled like Faboloso, go raw, that's number one. First of all, the motherfuckers with stanky pussy, they already excluded from this. Yeah, from all pussy eating conversations. Like, if I'm going down on your pussy stank, I'm faking the injury. I'm out your house. We're not even discussing older.

Oh, my hamstring. Oh, injury. J.B. Football. All the old pussy got to be odorless. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, older list. Yeah, fuck that.

I'm put my finger in the pussy before anything anyway. Huh? That water? What? I'm gonna smell my hand. Shit. Pussy don't you smell like water. Pussy smell like pussy.

I don't know what is, what his myth came from. So look, I like pussy that smell like pussy. You know what? Pussy smell like? Pussy smell like them yellow butterscotch candies that you give from your grandma in church. That's what good pussy smells. It's nostalgic. I'm telling you.

I'm another word. Pussy smell like butterscotch. You fucking my old hose. I will. I'm an old nigger. Nah, I'm talking my real old old old smells like red door. Yeah, man. You fucking them whole.

Oh, they smell like white diamond. White diamond name, fucking... You took it way big. It basically smelled like Elizabeth Arden. Your bitch is still where I slip the bed. You know they do. You know they do. Your bitch, watch her feet in a foot tub.

Bitch use a pumice stone. For her back of her foot. Come in here and get the back of my hill. Get this pumice out here. You fucking with them old bitches who got a truck that they drive on Saturday. She's got a little Ford Ranger She's a little garden I fought with my old bitch

It's still got deep freezers It's a whole lot of meat down there It's a whole lot of meat down there In that basement now Don't you're gonna be trying to do the cookout What happened now? You fuck with them old hoes That called a clit of pearl tongue

Go ahead Go ahead and get that pearl tongue You're gonna get that pearl tongue Now he's down there You put it in your mouth And do something with it Oh yeah speaking of I was telling the young niggas out there

What? Go ahead and put the clit in your mouth. Talk to him. And like, no. Why do you mean, no? I don't like that. Well, you're so little, man. I ain't no telling what you like.

You probably allergic to mouth. She's little. Her pussy play music when you. Yeah, man. She got a one finger maximum in that mouth. Stop playing. I am so fucking hilarious. She said, what's wrong with that?

What? A one finger ain't going to do nothing for nobody. You? Man, your pussy is an apostasy. That is all. That's a moment right there. That moment right there.

It's why this is my favorite podcast out. Shout out to the small coochies, I guess. They're out here. They're looking for them. We're looking for them. She got one? Them cooches, them little pusses like a little fanning pack. Hey, little pussy.

That little fanny pack. So what sex toys you got? I don't have any. Damn, for real, you just go hand-to-hand combat? Yes. Damn, you're a beast. With imagination, or you're doing porn? Well, it depends on my mood.

All right. What's your porn category? Bondage. Oh. What the fuck? Easy. That turns you on. So you do it in real life, too?

No. Is this a fantasy? Interview. It's not a fantasy. I just like watching it. Okay. But so you wouldn't want it to happen to you, though? Now, if you choke me, no, that's...

Yeah, you got a chokeable neck. I was willing to say that. Let me see it? Yeah, it's right there, too. You could put her up in your bed board. Yeah, you could kind of, like, clean your mirror with her and everything. Keep the violence out, my pussy. Keep the violence out of it.

Nah, they like that shit. I like that shit. I like that nonviolent pussy. So you're not going to put. put your hand around the throat. Yeah. Okay. And you gotta grab our ass with all the force in the world.

Ain't no telling what I might do. I'm talking about the shit on this show, but ain't no telling what I might do, man. Eat the pussy wash you on the toilet. See, I let my hair grab, you know what I'm saying, grab the throats. Right. But you don't have to tie me up, you know what I'm saying? Like your toes up? I don't even know if I got the right type of shit to be tying people up at my house.

I could use like an old iPhone charge or something. That would word though. Just don't double. I like an old freak ad bit. Oh, friggin' abets. I fuck all that pretty shit. Let's fuck in the living room. Right.

Why family got... Yeah, why family got playing on Netflix. Where you just fuck about three episodes and Netflix, like, are y'all still watching? No, we fucking play that shit anyway. We need some background noise, man. Play that shit. Right, my dick's stuck to the couch. You have all the noise you need if you know what you're doing.

No, when you see, that's what I'm saying. When you know what you're doing and you're fucking somebody you've been fucking, it ain't like no TV shit. When you fucking somebody who like fucking you, y'all might not say shit. shit, but mm-hmm. That's how you need to say. Um, shit. You a fool.

That's amazing. I love you. You're thirsty. Want some Jews? You ready to go to sleep? What are we watching? Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad.

Shit, this old-ed lady. I see. Shout out to Aretha. I don't know. Miss Rita. I don't know what. I don't know what. I'm going to sleep.

I don't know. What happened? Man, she only understand that. That's why you can only have sex with people you trust because I'm falling to sleep. She'd be trying to have round. And shit, I can tell you. No, fuck all that.

You know what? She's young. She's gonna fuck two times. And go to guy down to sleep. Two times a day, like 24 hours. Brett, don't matter at what point we fuck. Two times. I'm asleep.

Even if the second time at four o'clock, guess what? I'm asleep. Even if it's at the church. So you're not waking up in the middle? I'm in the middle. It depends. But I'm not about to sit here. Life too short.

I'm not about to sit here and act like I'm a fucking machine. But if I get a full night of sleep, I can wake up and fuck you much better than that middle of the night. There you go. night dick. In the middle of the night dig gonna have a lump in it. See? She's gonna be that sleep. You ever tried to wake a woman up? Oh man. You gotta eat that little pussy and that shit stank a little bit. Quit. What is wrong with you? Who are you? Lose, who are you? Who are you? I can't wait to these cameras. How is the pussy stanging a little bit in the middle of the night? Because

niggas. Because you there are to fuck them. Oh. What? So y'all ain't gonna take it to the show? No, girls go right to sleep This show is all over the place You're gonna right to sleep I fuck you'll go right to bed Ain't no shower You can't lift your feet up I got a garden tub

I don't know anything about that Exactly I don't go to sleep I have to roll you in it too She got that smooth-ass neck skin You fuck up She ain't got no rings in her neck She ain't got enough loving

Hip Hop rings in her neck She don't look like Mimi Fouse You think she's going to sleep That bitch didn't post it Since you know Right This nigga ain't shit He's talking about he'll lie

She on Instagram live Your ass over that With your back to the camera The fucked up part The fucked up the whole time you sleep Right Waiting for you to wake up I ain't go to sleep yet

You wasn't sleep that long Bitch I'm gonna sleep six hours This is another day And think I ain't feeling Put my thumb in your butt Get your ass to sleep I put my thumb in your ass Get your ass bed in front

That's how I'm threatening At that point that nigg is just using that In his defense He didn't try everything Back your ass up Uh-uh go to bed Take your last bed This nigger got to use

All his extremities I would do my phone like this Her booty Get off my dick Other hand pinching a nipple Dick all the way to the hair All the way in All the way in

Stigar biting on the back She's still Come on 12 ounces of pre-come right on Brough Get off me You can't make her come for shit You gotta hit this bitch in the head

With a timbre with some gatorade Like y'all just won a football game You gotta douse this bitch And Gatorade I don't know anything about that Shout out to all the women with them unbeatable pusses. You have defeated every nigga you ever fucked.

Bidst, bitch, it's sitting there like she had the bus. Stop. This ain't no bus coming. Hey, wonder what God's supposed to have turned grown men into little bitches. I mean, the pussy's so good you make a noise on action that you. What was that? I don't know. You shouldn't have been riding me and throwing your hips.

Like, bitch, make some noise. You don't fucking. Craig, you ain't. You ain't never had a real pussy if you ain't never squilled before me. Yeah. What was that? That was me. I don't know how, though.

Bitch, get you. Give me your phone. I'm a block myself. I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed to me. Now you're in a relationship because this bitch know a secret about you. You better not ever tell nobody you heard me sound like a baby moose.

Eat your ass, bitch. I'll ever. Don't ever tell nobody. Your pussy made me screech. It'll never do that. So when was the last time you had sex, Apple? Yesterday. Don't answer that.

Because whatever. Oh, she's killing me, dog. I don't know what's going on with you today, bro. Why you want, okay. You are fucking killing me. So what with it? I'm over here. I'm over here with my Larry King game.

She answers this question. Where the fuck do we go from there? Minutes of the last time you had sex. Two weeks ago. Oh, how was it? Was it from the back? Did he use protection? I don't eat all that shit.

Man, you know what, bro. Tell this man when you had sex. So he got to damn quit. Now, I don't care of him. Now he powered. You don't want to hear my, he pounded. I don't care no more, because you do know. Are you going to believe me if I answer?

Let me look at you with the judgment again. I don't know what's wrong with you, bro. I just want to know. You change. Because if I answer and you judge me. Go ahead, sweetheart. It's been a minute. Like, what's the hot?

It's been some months. Some months? About how many? Seven? No, I couldn't hear you. I don't have my headphones on. They don't get me headphones and they're ridicule. me. Oh, another word score. Fuck you.

He's dying. Yeah, man, because he knows Lose ain't shit, bro. He's been knowing Lowe's for a long time. He could tell when he ain't shit, and this is part of that time. He's going to add that to the category. Like, there's two times those wouldn't shit. Third times when Ann Apple's came, he wasn't shit. He probably only means that he's a good guy. He probably ain't been shit. This is really only like the first time he ain't been shit to me. And I don't know what you do, what it is about you to bring it out of this, nigga. But he is ain't shit. This is oozing out of his pores. I can't believe. the shit smoke with the nigger in the car and everything

before we started. We got to stop it right there because you are on the grounds that you might incriminate some persons that are visible in the room right now. I'll continue your rant, but I will continue to look at you with judgment. Seven months? Did you say that?

I'm seriously. Because I ain't here. Honestly, it's been around that time. So that was your last boyfriend seven months ago? No, my last boyfriend was like five, six years ago. Five, six years ago. Oh, I thought you didn't have to say. your boyfriend okay that was from my earlier question call back got you oh oh oh that

wasn't what i was asking okay but you see how long it's been you know i get it now i get it now that's on me that's on me so damn seven months huh yes and you don't have no sex toys no damn you're hand stronger than motherfucker yeah yeah i bet you can open a pickle draw oh yeah i already know you go pickle draw without hitting the back game probably oh you're a beast this nigga hey shout out you besides therapy situation let her let her black business let her do her black business shout out your massage therapy stuff I am the massage therapist I know how did they contact you to get a

session you want to massage? Yes I do number one on my balcony number two I ain't even looking at the nigga he needs to see me winning now the nigga was winning earlier because he agreed with that dumb shit she said I still dump shit

I said yeah all right I think you're attractive, but I don't agree. It's okay to disagree. Exactly what I'm saying. LoC. He out here, Coonan. That's a level of Coonan. Me?

That's a level of Coonin. For the pussy. Not for black and white. He coo-in for the pussy. Let me make this drink. He is cooning for the pussy, not for the culture. Oh, Lord. He is cooning for the pussy.

He's pantering to the pussy. He is being a pauper for the pussy. The man has never solicited for the pussy. But let me tell you what the man had them for the person. Oh, I could have asked for this one so long ago. I could have been asked. You think I needed you to come in here for me to ask for some pussy? Niggas think that much of themselves.

No, you wouldn't. I never thought that. I've been talking to end all goddamn day. I never thought that. I'm going to wait the time is around so I can ask for some pussy. Is that okay to you? I mean, let's keep up the charade so I know that it gets suspicious. Keep up the charade.

If we could just keep up the shenanigans and the hijinks, they'll never catch on to us, Anna Apples. My plan is working very well. One hour into the show, now it'll be the perfect time to ask for some posts. You've had a Tyler. I love it when a plan comes together. If it's been happening all day, you're going too hard.

No, man. I'm not. Bro, that's why I've been trying to tell you this whole time It ain't about the pussy No, I know, man I'm all about a woman who can, you know That can think No, put some in my savings account

Come on, man Get to the bag I don't want no more broke-ass pussy What? Say that again, Lord I don't want your broke pussy, ma'am I want a woman who is financially independent Come on, trying to stay at the house

Buy me some good shit for the holidays Because Christmas just came up I was on Instagram niggas got some magnificent Christmas gifts Hey some women is winning out here It was a women's a good year for women Come on, bro, come on, and they need to Recepticcanne West bought Kim all them stocks and bonds Come on man

I started looking at my life like What am I doing? Who really fucks with me like that? Who could buy me a stock or a bar? Who is telling me to get a fuck about the future? You know what I'm saying? That fuck that pussy You're straight.

I feel like you're getting a lot of money. What's your Bitcoin? Oh, look, I feel like you're getting a lot of money on the low. You get it because she's 4-7. I love it. What we're going to do? Okay, we're going to get your credit score right? My credit score being right, baby.

You ain't seen my new truck. Come on. She ain't fucking around. She couldn't. It was too tall. The truck is too tall. They don't just get hopes to anybody. I like tall truck.

Yeah, look at her. Look at that pandering-ass nigger. Oh, truck. What kind of car do you drive? Oh. Oh, me, I have a new it. Yeah. You don't have to like it.

Oh. I mean, if we was going to the PGA tournament. Yeah. I got a Tiger Woods edition. I do got a Tiger Woods edition. I do got a tight of wood's dish and heated seats, reverse cam. Sometimes I wish we had an audience in the trunk. Also comes with a white one.

Push button trunk. It comes with a push button trunk. Five star safety crash rating. It's silver. Yeah. Chad, you have your shit, bro. He's investigating like a hard-over, man. Okay.

Yeah. So you have a silver view it. Mm-hmm. Carlos has a black truck. Mm-hmm. A new black truck. Damn, but now she put this in. See, I go.

Now she put this in. See, I go. I'm just, it's nice. Yeah, you know, you keep the score. I hate it. Score, boy. I got a balcony, so it's 2-1. There you go.

I don't know if your balcony is ahead of my sunroom. Okay, there we go to 2-2. I mean, just, whatever. Yeah, shit. I got some crypto. Currency. I got some crypto Currency, too.

Three up. Three up. Then shit we best. I ate the pussy on the first date. I would. I would. I'll talk to it. Nah, I will.

Of course I will. Shut up. I suck the titty on the way to the day. You know what he's going to do on the first day? He's going to eat the ass. That's Lowe. Wow. I mean, if the day...

Look, I got rules for shit like that. I do too. If the first date lasts till like one o'clock. It needs to be a whole day worth a date. We didn't watch a whole movie. I need it. The sun had to have went down. We're going to ran out of all shit to do.

We didn't look through each other. Come on. I got to ask a lot of questions. Might as well. Are you going to respect me in the morning? I'm just saying, will you respect me in the morning? Yeah, for real. Come on.

Are you licking balls on the first date? No. Why are you looking like that? You're going to get your whole ass a lot of lick balls. You know what? I didn't say I want my ass eight. I didn't say I want my balls. Oh, I mean, that was just part of what we were talking about.

Ladies, don't feel like you got to lick balls. Like, work your way into that. I feel like if you lick balls too. fast, that set the wrong tone. Does it? I disagree. I disagree. Ladies out there, put the cap on me.

Yep. Hey, ladies out there, fuck that, lick them balls. You want, off the rip. She just lick them ball. Yeah, why not? Off the rip. Why not? Give me a reason.

Give me a reason. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. My self-esteem ain't that half. I don't feel like it's bitches out there who off the rip going to see me and be like, I want to lick his balls. That's not genuine to me.

I know who I am as a person. I'm not an off-the-rip. Get your balls. type of. But you don't know it. Listen, you're in the talented, like 10th percent of the world. I'm telling you right now. You should get your balls lick as soon as a woman meet you. Don't lick my balls until you are informed to. Hey, Lois, you were just on HBO the other day. I like a bitch who liked to listen. If a bitch can't

follow simple direct, don't just be licking my balls because you thought it was going to impress me. If I was on HBO the other day, a bitch would be licking my balls right now. I'm telling you, I was on HBO the other day. And I still want you to, I still want you to wait before I tell you. you to lick my balls. Don't lick my balls trying to impress me. Hey, ladies, I'll be on IFC movie channel next year.

You'll lick my balls. Lick my balls immediately. Look, she'll keep the score again. Really? Yeah, motherfucker really. Five for me. If you want to impress me, stop right before you lick the balls

and be like, cool for the balls. Yeah. Don't just need a waiver. All right, that's cool. That's okay. I'm not going to judge you. I'm not going to judge you. Talk about it.

She just can't randomly... She can't ask you. I mean, be spontaneous. Like, come home and buy me a MacBook Pro. Man, you were preaching the day, though. That's what you were talking about. Right. That's the new spontaneous.

We're talking about the balls. No, fuck them balls. Macbook Pro. After the initial permission, then you free brains on the balls. But I'm saying, don't just, like, don't let the first time just be some, ha-ha, surprise you with a ball there. I mean, I'm going to enjoy it. But after that, then we're going to have a grown-up conversation.

This is the most I've ever disagreed with you. Okay. In one night. I'm on some new bullshit. Come back in March, niggas, cold outside. Got me and my feelings. Niggas the wintertime. I don't want my balls lick this cold.

Chill it out there. How do you say it's Spanish? It's Acefrio, my nigger. Oh, man, this is the softened of the lois. I know, but once she take the mouth off, there is slob and everything in your ball crevice. So, I mean, so, so Apple's like, when do you bring out the ball licking? I don't leave balls.

You did all that talk. You don't do nothing, my nigga. Like, what's you doing? What is you doing? I'm saying. What are you saying? What do you lick? You just suck dick.

Your mouth all little and shit, go ahead and lick them balls, your little ass mouth. Can't you open your mouth all the way for the dick. Come on, man. Don't do that to me. Not for the balls. This is really, this could be a early morning radio show. This is for the children. Help not.

Bro, this shit lit. This shit lit his head Why don't you do balls I'm curious I respect that so much So dick taste that's exactly what I'm saying You light the way dick tastes though Dick is good if it's clean

So the balls don't be clean You just don't trust the way the balls look You know what every dick Doesn't smell or taste the same Something I didn't need to know but okay Bro everybody has genitals And everybody needs to take care of them Yeah exactly

I'm assuming that everything is clean when I'm talking about sex. So hopefully we could just take it. We can just throw it out the window because you keep bringing that up. No, she keep bringing it every time I say something out. Because we have, we have been, we grown me. Oh, I do understand that. We have shelter.

There is no excuse for you to come to bed smelling like nothing but expensive shit. Take all the shower time you need, young lady, because I want to smoke a couple of months. And I want you to go in there and get all the way sex. I'm back to agree with you. I'm back to me, though. I'm back on your team. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to go in there when she come out then.

I'm going to show up with the, uh, with the, uh, with the, the loose-fitting big dick pants. That's what I call them at my house. Come here get these hammer pants, bitch. That's what I call them in my house. I put my big dick pants on. Those are the linen pajama pants. You come out of that bitch.

Look like Carl Thomas. Show up with a, yeah, dick looking like an elbow in the front. Bitch, come get this baby leg. She's like, what is all that? Yeah, just dick hair hanging out the front. Bitch. Ain't nothing but dig hair and almost abs. That's what I'm hitting these holes with for the 18.

Almost abs. Come on. Yeah. It don't matter of shit. I'm one of them niggas with them stand still abs. Like you got to stand there and flex them. Yeah, but they're there, though. Hey, young niggas out there get money or get abs.

Brough. If you got money, fuck working out, bro. Number two. Fuck that. If you got enough paper, you could be shaped. Look at niggie long way. Man. But be healthy, though, because I don't want niggas to die.

Man, fuck being healthy, my nigga. You're a black man. You ain't going to live that long any guy. True. If the meat don't get you, the street's going to get you. Oh, all this. If that in his shirt Nick James Evans went to work

Every day of his last nigga down When he's 51, man Fuck the dumb shit, bro Man, niggins don't live long Oh man Turtles live long Niggas ain't gonna be here that long Niggas ain't gonna be here

Hey you know what's fucked up All the movies about the future Don't have no Mexicans in there You know they're only ones going to eat Eat you some apple Eat you some apples An apple a day Hey man if we don't find a way

But you ain't even freaky enough to get ate up like that You're tripping You, you ain't licking no balls, man. You know what, I want to stop being on here. I don't do a lot of talking. No, I'm just asking questions. I'm just saying. Oh, so you're trying to say, like, off-camera.

Let me say one thing. Let me address the energy in the room. If I was scrolling on a porn site and y'all, too, was about to fuck, I'll watch that shit. Just because I like how y'all argue with each other. She was like, I don't do a lot of talking. Well, I'm about to fuck the shit out. Then she fucked the shit out you and had you like a little bitch, oh. That might be a whole category of porn.

Yeah. That might be some shit. That's a moneymaker right there. Man, I'm argument porn. Argument porn, bro. It's starting to, fuck you, bitch, fuck you, nigger. They fuck out. They fucking just cuss each other out.

Oh, my, I'm getting the fuck out of here. What fucking leave did? Hey, this little ass pussy. Fuck you, bitch. I ain't licking no balls anyway. Oh, bitch. So intense. Fuck.

Fuck you. I ain't babysitting your baby sitting. The reality point, man. People who can't stand each other fucking. That's going to go. Go, my nigger. Hey, we didn't stop saying it on here because they're going to steal it, bro.

Man, that shit going to go. We got to put a, we got to, what's the website is so we could donate? Domain name before Friday. WWW, I can't stand this bitch. Nica, we'll click on that immediately. I can't stand this bitch. Check the domain, bitch.

You ever want to fuck somebody you hate it? Yes. I want to fuck Amorosa. You'll fuck Amorosa? Probably she got some good pussy because her skin so small. You know what's crazy? She looked like she could be.

Michelle Obama half sister. Like her evil twin. Like if her daddy had like another family or some shit. Think about it. She looked like they don't fuck with her. Like she didn't use the right skin care products. She's probably the same age. It's another theory that I had.

I think Viola Davis got some better pussy than Nicky Minaj. Let me tell you something about it. I agree. You know Nick Minas Pussy's trash. Everybody knows that because everybody keeps leaving. Did you see how unhappy Nause be looking on Instagram with it? All the niggas look unhappy with her, dog. This nigga has no emotions no more

That nigga looked like he ain't even a rapper no more when he wear That nigga like he bad groceries He don't even wear the right clothes So that weak-ass camera on his Mace beef Why was that? Yo, you know what? What's up with Mace though? You know, one day he wants to rap

Come on, talk about it, Apple And one day he wants to preach And what do you think? Maybe he's confused Everybody's confused It's a lame for that though It's this preacher on Facebook Who'd be going off

I'm like the rest of them ho-ass niggas Man, he's hilarious. He's hilarious. I'm the cussing preacher, and you and the rest of these ho-ass niggas can get the fuck off my page. He said, well, on here running your dick sucker. Yeah, I said dick-sucker, in the name of the Lord, bitch-ass nigger. And you're a ho-ass nigger. And you can't see this because your bitch ass is blocked.

That nigger said. Nigger was interviewing a little stud bitch. He was like, yeah, you probably be slanging that little dyke pussy, don't you? I was like, nigger. 2018 lit in the motherfucker. Well, Lowe's, this probably not happened to you, Nick. I'm glad you bought that Dyke shit up. So everybody knows that the way to a woman's heart is laughter.

Making a woman laugh is how to get them. You've made Dykes laugh, right? Have they ever not known that emotion that they felt for you because they started liking you and they didn't know how to handle it? So they hit on you when, like, as a man hits on, they be like, shit, so what's up? You know what I'm saying? You see how I'm fake being deep and I'm trying to gather the time that it's. happened to me you saw me because I know

this show is what you come and get your fucking acting skills on look I'm fake deep as fuck keep going keep asking the question so the the dyke will come up to you and she's like trying to kind of like fuck with you and pick you up but she doesn't know she doesn't know that emotion she doesn't know why she likes you the laughter is making her like you and she doesn't know it so she's trying to pick you up as how she will pick up a chick okay I'll take this one let me take this one please I'll take

this one Um, first of all, before I address, you know, the topic, let it be knowing that we don't address them as dykes, because we have full respect for those guys. He said dyke first. Set me up for it. Well, you know. Joe, what's happening tonight? Let's call him studs for lack of better terms.

Uh, yeah, one of the, one of my, um, one of my well respected dyke friends one night was like, nigger, you kind of cute. And she was like, I ain't been with a man in a long time. And I was like, you know what? That's when I was trying to bag my way out of the flirting. Like, yeah, I bet. I bet it's been a minute, huh? Because look, I'm dressing it up too.

Yeah, I bet it's been a minute because you've been on them hoes hard. You're going hard on them hose. You keep a bitch. You love a stripper bitch, don't you? And she was like, yeah, but, you know, before I was like, you know, all the way in it. I was, I did. I was known for giving, you know, like some firehead. I was like, word.

Okay. You're a wild nigger. I'm gonna get rich. You wild boy. I just left her in Nile and you're a wild nigger. So you didn't think about it. I did. That's the crazy part because as a man, once you get some shit that's on the table,

you start adding shit up. Come on. Niget, that's a woman. Them some big ass titty. Come on. Her hair is done. She got money. I'll probably do it.

But it's got to be on my. my terms, though. Like, she, it's not like we're about to pull up, like, we're about to do a robbery. No, you the bitch now. Right. And fuck all that tough shit. Yeah. When we get to the crib, go put some girls shit on.

Take a bath. It's like a bit. So he should do that for the deal. I'd seen them do it. That's why he was asking. It's a whole. They don't understand what's happening to them. It's about 13% of the stud bizes out here who love Dick.

They take a dick on the side. I think it's the number like 23%. I think it was on last instance. We'd make up facts on this show. Yeah. It sound good. 23% of them studs try dick four times a year

That shit sounds so real According to the polls 17% of lesbians At least want to fill a dick on their lips once a week They need that warm meat They need the blood God did this, not us This is the 85 South show

Where the made of facts sound better Than the real shit Sir, sir, do you have a testimony No, but I ain't got to It's clear Oh Studs, yeah, Studs got better But if you think about it

It's impossible for it not to be They're not using this pussy They don't put nothing inside of it And come on, bro All that athletic shit that lesmians do I mean, it might have been fucked once or twice When she was young trying to figure herself out But other than that

That's rare It's a pre-owned certified pussy Other than that Wow Yeah, wow Pre-owned certified You gotta come with a certificate That she ain't in it no more

You've been fucked by stud It's up shut the fuck up You know, there's nothing That a stud, Dyke, can do for me I mean, you know, some are into it You was in the bondage, I had to ask. I don't want to be fucked by an artificial dick. I know.

You don't have no sex to him. I salute that. Right. I salute that. How hurt do you have to be to suck on a dildo? They do that shit. Who hurts your feelings. Right.

You're going to lose a back tooth, bitch. Come on, man. Stop sucking them dildos, though. You're going to need your visolize. Visal ain't going to be fucked up. Bitching going to be crooked in the middle back. Come on. Hey, man, I feel like we have talked an extreme amount of shit.

Yeah, you didn't get to the, uh, the misspelled words on the screen. It's a misspelled words? It was. Chat fixed it. Man, I'm getting old. I don't even know what that shit. Say this is a podcast for niggas who are waiting on Valentine's Day to celebrate.

What? No, this for niggas who are waiting on income tax to celebrate Valentine's Day. They are waiting. Nigger. This podcast is for niggas that take the controller with them and pause the game so other niggas don't cheat. Oh, man. Petty.

Man. What kind of games do you like? Petty. What game I like to play? Pussy. Brough. How are you going to answer for me? I'm sorry.

I'm more of a checkers man. I'm just for a shit. I couldn't let you have that, right? Hold on. This next one, no, Lowe. Oh, my God. Y'all boys crazy. This podcast right here is for my nigger Tim.

Bro. Man, shout out. My nigger Tim had the hairline like Gargamel from the Smurfs. Why ought to take a picture with Tim and give him a shirt and all that y'all roast this shit? We gave Tim about. $700 worth of merch Oh, okay, shout out to Tim. We made everybody pull all the ones and fives

out their pocket and get in the gym. Get that nigga all your small denominations. Shut out to my nigga Tim. Nick got a head full of eyelashes. Why do Tim work at a comedy club with that hair, man? What fuck is wrong with him, dude? Hey, this podcast right here is for niggas who

stop what they doing to watch the show. We fuck with y'all a long way. Appreciate that. Don't get fired up. So we just eclipsed 100,000 followers. Speaking of eclipse. Man, look at that. Talk to him, Anna.

What were you saying? Speaking of Eclipse. I felt like it was an ass reference coming up in there. It was. You know, make sure we talked about her. Do you know, like,

after we, after further review, your ass always welcome on this show. Always. If you ever just wanted to. Look, that's first time Craig Clap. If you ever just wanted. No, because I'm starting the moment, bro.

This 2018, we hyping up our friends like a month. I don't get for what it is we doing. Yeah. I don't get a fuck what it is, bro. She stood on the table off rip. You gotta hide that up. I'm not mad.

I was just mad at Craig for just now clapping. We said some classic shit earlier. Craig should have been clapping. He should have been clapping. She stood on the table. He didn't even clapping. That's one thing about Chris. He don't appreciate good shit till it's almost gone.

He's a connoissee. Craig. You ain't on camera, man. You kicked that camera six times. You ain't paying attention to that fucking camera, man. Get out of here, Craig. I'm calling everybody out of nights since Lowe's been fucking with me. Man, it's all good.

You're not going to let that shit go? Better than this, bro. If you're going to hold that shit against me? I ain't, but I'm going to keep bringing it up. Petty. Ones off, the body language all fucked up. This is the same body language that nigga head. You going to get yours, B.

You're going to get your choice, man. So the God. Type of a nigga shoot you coming out the barbershop. You got to watch this, nigga. The nigga said, I'm about the blow, thine. Let me see. Yeah, that's. Oh.

Oh. Nigger, it's a love story right here. Here we got. This is from Black Kill'em. Happy Holidays, 85 South. we love the episode thank you for introducing my king and i to the bebble shaving system i surprised him with it for christmas he loved it and we both laughed continuously doing we laugh continuously doing uh rebel radio carlos admitting that what carlos rebel radio i don't get that as he admired

yeah okay we fuck it they love rebel radio that shit was hilarious y'all for the culture that much love and respect all that thank y'all for being amazing black people Make sure you go support Bevel. They got the good razors for black people so you don't get the star crunch on your face on your head. Bro, I'm telling you, the shit works amazingly, bro. I need one.

Brough, we'll plug you in to the system and shit. What else? Carlos is one of my favorite comedians of all times. Mine too. Not tonight, though. Fuck everything. Fuck everybody. Fuck everything.

Thank you, Armani Cash. I appreciate that. My whole mission as a comedian is to make you laugh till you have to pee pee a little bit. So even if it's a nigga coming on after me, you ain't going to hear all the shit he's saying because you had to go pee because you didn't hail your pee so long.

It's starting to sting a little bit. I'm the type of nigger who's trying to make you laugh to your feet fall asleep. Let me say this. Carlos Miller is a comedian's comedian. And by that, I'm saying a lot of comedians go on stage and other comedians go to do other things. People hear Carlos is on stage in terms of comedians

and they go and watch and enjoy. I appreciate that. And when you have the respect to your peers and you somebody that people look for it's a it's a great responsibility because you have to make sure that you give them something to watch you know what I'm saying it's a different environment when you can make the comedians laugh because sometimes those are the jokes that are more appreciated than the ones that are in the audience it's like those comedians like nigger no what you said those I did you said I yeah that's the one you keep

Sometimes the crowd will be like Like, nigga, fuck them The one about to fly With the raincoat on Nika, keep that shit Keep that shit We know I love obscure ass jokes

I love obscure shit I think about it I was thinking about some jokes I wrote earliest fucking my career About you know I had a dream one night It was on some real shit Me and Clay was on some shit

We were smoking some good ass purpose I had a dream I was a fucking octopus Like for real for real for real. It was a while ago, nigga. We had a party in underwater,

and it was crazy because we were, it was like a real live part. It was ghetto as fuck. We were smoking seaweed, niggas.

I mean, it was crazy. But everybody was like on some fish shit, like underwater, not like Walmart fish, like deep sea, ocean. Fuck it.

We'll talk about it later. But that's what happened. Not Walmart. Not the Walmart fish. Not the Walmart fish. Like, nigger, I was actually in the wall.

I was one of them niggas in the, yeah. That's a fish to eat, niggins. Oh, hold on. Rami Mumbabi says, Oh, good try, Nick. Watching Carlos do the iPad's jokes made me realize how damn good this man is. This is Dave Chappelle level comedy.

Man. Quick, with it and smart. Do you have? My nigger, Rami Maboo. Mabua. Mabua. Man, you tried a lot. What's hadn't.

Thank y'all. Hey, we gotta say this. Much love to. Africa, South Africa, Nigeria, East Africa, Liberia, West Africa, Liberia, Rwanda, Kenya, Ethiopia, Madagascar. They never say Madagascar, Cape Town. What else the most shit?

It's a whole bunch of shit over there. Saudi Arabia. Come on, my nigger, Egypt, everything. The whole, everything. Shout out to the whole Africa. Tanzania, Botswana, Uganda, Uganda, all the animals, Sudan. All the good food, all the good. Africans, man.

All the thick-booty women all of that, man. We've got a lot of people who fucking went Africa over there. I mean, fucking with 85 South show over in Africa. We're coming over there. Somebody sent us some info.

Who link us up with the king. We're trying to stay at the palace. We need somewhere to record this show, man. Everybody got to get their shots. We don't give a fuck. We want to see some animals, man. Take us over there where the elephants be. We're coming over there.

Bro, if DC and Chigo can't go, man, I got a passport this show you. bro, we got everybody legal. We're coming over there. Send us some info, quit bullshit. You got the plugs. Send us the shit.

We're bringing the whole squad. Anna, you want to go? Yes. She got to go. They're going to keep her. She's part of the squad. She is. Yeah, nice.

She should be. She should be y'all's logo. Do y'all have a logo? Bro, we're about to put Anna Apples as the logo. She should be a logo like the NBA sign. That's what we're doing over here, man. If she ain't 80, if her body ain't south of 85, I don't know what the fuck is. We had a lot of episodes last shit where it was just a total

Sausage Fest. I don't give a fuck who it is. We're bringing some ladies on this bitch. You got to do it New Year.

I started to grab the lady who would be cleaning up the building the other week. Mark them. She seemed to

have some strong opinion. Hey, you know what? Random women would be good. My New Year's resolution I don't have one. I had a great

last year. I'm doing all that shit again. Trying not to even know the same motherfucker It's been a long time. It's been a long time.

I didn't finally figure out the right combination of shit not to do to have a good So now that I'm there, I'm sticking with it. Yeah, fuck, but the year don't even stop.

It's just still going. Fuck yeah. Yeah, same way. Much love to everybody who trying to, you know, lose weight, you know, stop wearing whatever the fuck you win or whatever the fuck your goof-ass shit. What's yours, Chad? Cigarettes. Y'all have some financial goals that you want to keep yourself.

That's why that nigga weird, bro. Because he do shit that niggas don't do that I want to keep to myself. What type of nigger walking around with intimate secrets? With financial advice. Black men don't have. fucking intimate secrets? Yeah. Right.

What's wrong with that? I just want to keep it to myself. Now she's trying to fuck Chad. God damn. Hold on. See? I did playing with you, man. Ever since you said that shit early.

Fuck your balcony. Uh-huh. And you're fucking Buick. All right. Fuck you. Yeah. That's nothing wrong with secrets. Right.

There's nothing wrong with secrets, Chad. Damn it. Antimate secrets. No. Goals, yeah. That's what's up, though, bro. Yes. So how does that count?

as a resolution, though. He's just like, what's new about it? Right, okay. Bro, last shit was dope as fuck, bro. We gonna keep pushing forward. Niggins that's doing shit don't make resolutions. Because that means you've been fucking up really bad. If you got to be like, you know what?

I'm gonna stop just like, I'm gonna stop that shit. I feel like, uh, I feel like, uh, resolution. You ain't never had it done to you, right. The nigga tried you and that nigga did the wrong thing. He went left. He's supposed to go straight. It's a middle thing. Yeah, he tried to make a turn.

He got to put your blinker on if you're going to make a turn. Huh? What? Okay. You're talking about the thumb. That's what type of year I'm trying to have right up, bro. If I don't get a wet, at least she'll lead down. Damp time.

Damp for 2018. You're not supposed to do that. Damp is okay. You know what? No, damp is pretty. All right. You ever stepped on the bathroom, rug after a shower? That's damp.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get in now. When the whole suck wet, you're like, man. I for sure. The shit, don't. Don't even look wet, but it's damn, though.

You can feel it. And you know what else I'm fucking wet this year? My nigger, lukewarm. Luke warm. That's all right right there. That's like a pool. Nigger, Luke warm? Think about it.

That ain't even no real temperature, nigga. Listen. Luke warm. What's lukewarm? Nick, that's a verb. Luke warm is a verb. Because it's right before hot. It's in the Bible.

Luke did not have enough fire for the Lord. So the water, therefore, is warm, like loose heart. Talk to him. Come on now. The nigga went to church with his granddad. You know, I did. Seven days of fucking week. He still has a fucking day.

I've been in the church basement before. Niggas don't even go in the basement. That's how long I went to church. Shit your ass. I swear to God. Luke Moore. Come on, man. This is the 85 shop.

Check your bibles. Put niggas up where they ain't never been before. Anna, tell them your shit again. Social media. Miss Anna Apples, M-I-S-S-U-N-N-A. be quiet underscore you sound like a substitute teacher

that don't nobody really give a fuck about your name is on the list apples we can't even see you up there let me tell you about teachers okay teachers are the most

mysterious ones and they'll be giving the best head called fucking the students damn the teachers get the best head shout out to all the teachers out there shout out to teacher bay I know she watched this hey much love to all the teachers

out there if there's any teachers out there that's you know that's out there There was some extra pussy you ain't using this semester. Fuck a grown man. You thought I was going to use that opportunity to solicit for myself. But I just want you to know why y'all out here getting caught up in all these scandals, fucking these students.

There are some grown men out here that would appreciate your grown pussy and that help you spend some of that teacher check. Come on now. I saw one teacher and gave a little boy about $30,000. What the fuck? He's still told. He immature because if you're getting pussy and money in the same place, that's a secret that you take to your grade.

It's there that a teacher stands accused of having sex with one of her middle school students. Tao Dohn faces some pretty serious charges today. But now that student I talk about could also be in trouble. Dan Haggerty live to unsort this all and explain why. Dan? Well, the 14-year-old victim here, Doug, used the relationship to blackmail this teacher who goes by Sandy Done here at the school for an unbelievable amount of money. About a year ago, Nidia Soto said her son,

to change and suddenly have a lot of money his clothes his shoes drugs here he would leave the house he wouldn't come back for days she thought he was selling drugs and one day got a hold of a phone with some of his text messages that she could hardly believe he was saying that he had pictures on there he had pictures that he would show the the cops if she wouldn't give him the amount of money that he wanted the exchange was with Sandy Donne his math teacher at Kentineam Middle School someone Soto knew from parent teacher meetings. She would always say, oh, he's a sweetheart, oh, he's real good, oh, he has real good grades.

In the text, Soto's son wrote, I swear to God, if you don't, I'm going to call the cops right now. She responds, please don't, please wait, I'm on the phone with a loner right now. In another exchange, she writes, I believe you, I know you're not playing. That's why I'm so scared, so scared that I'm thinking about suicide. In all, police say she handed over about $28,000. And I don't condone what he did, but she was also wrong. Her being an adult, her being a teacher, it was her responsibility to never have started that. You're a fucking idiot.

I'm so disappointed in you. Man, he don't have a father. Y'all getting pussy and education in the same place and you still not learning shit? And money? Bro, if it was a place for grown men to go get pussy and education in the same place, and there didn't have the, not college. Like some shit you just did for free publicly. Yeah. You know what I mean?

These niggas would not be here right now At home getting some rest Getting ready to go to that shit? Get ready to go to school I would be a straight age to it. Get educated. Red D. Pussy for anything, man. It can stop terrorism.

Come on, bro. Like if any of them terrorists got some pussy right before they started being terrorists, they would not be terrorists. They shouldn't even drop no more soldiers over there. They should just start dropping plain loads of holes over there. Man, what?

And they just watch how, there hadn't been any gun firing over 200 days. None of these holes have been shot. All the holes are intact. One bitch got slapped, but that was by another bitch. We were respecting some casualties. Digger, speaking to hos. Hi, my name is Johnny Manc.

And I'm a backslider. Y'all pray for me. Bible said the food, only a fool makes a mark because of God. He's not to be played with. And food and hearts says there's no God. God is real. I come home drunk from school. Laying up a means.

I'll feel prostituting. Having all sex in my mouth. Licking in bars. Thank you. Amen. Remember you in prayer. Anyone else have a word from the Lord of testimony of God's goodness? Licking on them balls.

Bals! I don't know who crack hair, Auntie, that is, but you just made a viral moment that would live forever on the internet. Thank you, Miss Lady, who licked balls with her mouth. I think the nigger with the microphone dropped the mic and she was fin to tell on him because they went to high school together. She was about to be like, yo balls, palster! They did the shit so slick.

She was like, I was out there having R or sex. Licking balls with my mouth. You grab the microphone. Don't say nothing about Kevin. I suck your balls, Kevin! Wow. What time is it, man? We got to get the fuck out of here, just a little bit.

It's been very... It's been dope talking to you people, man. You know, huh? He said, I need to get my viewers. Do you need some? You got some viewers? No, I didn't say that. No, no, no, I say you sleep.

I ain't said no viewers. Download the app. You can't hear nothing, girl. I'm going to download the app. How much it costs are here? Tip snaps. Yeah, I'm going to get on that. Look at you.

I'm about to follow your IG. There you go. You don't follow me back. But that's what it's all about. You feel what I'm saying? You got two days following me back. I'm out. Bringing the community together.

Anna, tell them again, Anna, tell them your shit again. So they didn't know. My Instagram is, don't say nothing this time. Damn it. Miss M-I-S-S- underscore A-N-N-A

underscore apples, A-P-P-P-L-E-S. Instagram. Tip, snaps. Apples. I did it y'all I followed my phone got heavier yeah that ass fat now that ass is heavy woo and she got a live video who before we get out of here we didn't ever discuss what's your new year's resolution you got any uh nah man like you said just keep on that same track like a nigga legit

had to remind me new year was coming up or new year i should say whatever anna i don't have one nothing no i don't have a new year's resolution wow positivity growth more money there you go Happiness. To all the people who feel like they had to announce. What? Right in the view with thumb in the butt? Stop doing that. The people that you probably think that you're cutting off,

they don't give a fuck. No fucks. They don't. They probably don't even fuck with you anyway. Some of them do. They don't. Some of them do. You had to leave some people in 2017?

They don't know. Well, they probably know now. But yeah. I thought you were a real nice girl. I did not know that you were one of those people who cut people off with no explanation. Well, I'm a terrorist. So it's going to happen. The bull.

The bull shitter. Tarns the bull. The bull shit. 2018, I'm not going to explain nothing. You don't have to. I'm cutting you off. Oh, let me say this. I don't know when the fuck we would play this, but much love to the D.C.

Improv in the city of D.C. They showed us so much love. They let y'all have fun, man. That's the best part. That's all we doing this year. 2018, 85 South Shore, when we come. Come to your city, know it's a party. You have people standing up, no?

It's sold out. That's what we're doing all, man. Look at that. We sold out, bro. Everybody who fuck with us, I want y'all to fuck with us even more. Go like the old shit. Go leave a comment on some shit from 88 weeks ago. Fuck with us the long way.

I was probably on that one, too. Right. Fucking like my old shit, bitch. And if you fuck with us, fuck with Anna Apples, too. Go to her page and then if you don't want to leave no comment, guess what? Just leave your comment 85 south. Right. An apple a day.

You know what I'm saying? Put an apple emoji. Just letting you know. Y'all don't know. Y'all built this, but watch what we're going to do. Like, we're going to step this shit up for the 85 South Show fans. Because we got the man everywhere. Brett, don't matter what the fuck we go.

They deserve. I was at the trap the other day. Two Js yelling from across the street. We fought the 85 South Show. I don't know what medium they're listening to this shit on, but I'm glad they fucking with it. Everybody got a nigga with a tab. I go to the trap all the time. Oh, okay.

Shit, yeah. Nica's stay in the trap. Most definitely. Moly's got to love the trap. I see y'all keep talking shit about when some good shit happen, they were like, oh, Chad on this shit. I'm telling y'all. It's not Chad who upload the videos. Stop giving this nigga credit for shit he ain't doing.

That's Joe doing that shit, bro. Joe is the upload department. Right. That's Richard Pryor son. Bro. Joe is the one who upload the videos. Chad is the nigger who asks all y'all dumb-ass questions. And type shit.

Get up on that big-ass fun. The nigga who recording Joe right now, that's Craig. That's our assistant director. The nigga who's been kicking the camera all night. Some Hollywood shit. Craig is the AD. On the two camera, working the three-shot. Yeah, on the ass.

You got two shot down. You know, everybody got a roll over here. Everybody do, man. And I'm Carlos Miller. I'd be on here talking the most shit. Shout out to my nigga D.C. Youngfly. Shout out to my name, Clayton English. Shout out to Chico.

Hold on, Checks. Stop all that goddamn leaning, bro. Damn, why you shout the niggas out? He's trying to get the promo, man. Oh, Thursday. Shott out the real niggas, man. Let me shout my niggas out, chat. Damn.

I ain't coming back. So much aggression. I know, man. I know you did. Let me put my thumb of you up. Stop, Tyler. God damn. You're going to try to fuck the first time? Yeah, I don't know what I was here again.

She going to be back? No, she ain't. Bro, she live out of hills. I'm not going to be back. I'm not going to be back. Man, that nigga Tyler coming back, bro. You and the road. I got you.

Come on, man. Get the fucking. I wish we had a payroll. Nick, if we had a payroll. That would be so crazy. Yeah, if we had a payroll. Y'all would run the city. I mean, y'all already do pretty much.

If I had a payroll, like, niggas would be on y'all dick so crazy. Bro, it's so crazy. You have to shoot a nigga. They don't even understand. We don't even have a budget for this shit yet. That's the crazy part about it. That is the crazy part about it. When we get a little bit of a budget, guess what we're going to do with it?

Spend it on yourself. Bro, if it's any of those boys out there that got a couple thousand, they want to invest. Oh, I know they are. Fuck with us, brother. This is a legit business. Right. Wash your shit. I mean, you know what?

Well, we'll cut. Hollet it us about the other shit, man. This is not, but we're not like go fund me hustling. No, no, no, no, no. We're not like thirsty hustling. No. I'm just saying. They know you y'all got places to be.

This good money over here. We're selling our shit. They could see it. We got two shows in Nashville coming up January 21st. What? We got another show March 11th in Motherfucking Huntsville. Two shows? Two, uh.

You mean to tell them? And they both. sold out already. They don't add them. Hoover, Alabama. That's April the 8th. Come on, man. No, I'm telling you.

That's with a cheating football coach. Remember, that nigga had a whole family on those. That's just right now. Yeah. That's just right now. And this is only November. I don't know when this is going to come out, so I'm just going to make it. Anna, you won't come on the world with us?

Make up a month. Just come with me. I just, you know what? Your ass inspires me. It does. It inspires. Man. Your ass.

He said expires. When I seen it, I was like, she needed to be on the show. Yeah. That was a good idea. Hey, man, you know what? You need a producer's credit for that because you are a casting director if I haven't seen one. Hey, you got an eye for talent.

I set people up in positions where they can win. Not many people have been following Anna Apple's like, I just want to hit a bit of talk, man. I ain't never heard of say shit before. I know who do now as a 2 a.m. Come on, man. Hi. Come on, man. You ain't on it?

Look, he got a woke shirt on, man. He don't follow ass dick. I can tell. This nigg was a melancho. Nick with a Melania. Nick with a Melania. No, the shirt said Melania. You thought it said Melanie, bro.

I thought the nigger was Lupe Fiasco in first. I was like, Chad, know this nigga Lupe? Then I saw him out. I was like, man, that ain't no fucking Lupe. That's Mickey Fax. I'm like, man, fucking Mickey Fax. That's one of them niggas from that group. You're a jerk.

Man, that ain't that, that's just a nigga with a medium hoodie on. A medium. Oh, more fire. All right, man. Let's get the fuck out of here so we can record this goddamn shit for the Playboy Channel. Right. Let's put Apple back on a table. walk out and turn the lights off.

You're going to put the ass on the table one more time. Sure. Let's put it up there since you can't get down. We're going to leave up there. Oh, I'm going to find my way down. That little hands be stuck up there. Y'all stop playing! She's going to roll off that, motherfucker.

Y'all stop playing. Damn, you grown. You know what? I don't need your help, Tyler. Oh, okay. Damn it. Stay right there. Put the ass in the shot where I do my drops, Joe.

Joe, you got the ass in there? I'm trying my ass in the shot, bro. Because, like, the way that I need this. Look, I need the silhouette of the ass and me asking. I need me in the background doing this. You got this, photographer? Hold on a second. You ready?

Are you recording this? Why are you still watching this? Go to ZipRecruiter. Go! I told you already. 85. 85. 85, high, hey.

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