The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Mobile Mardi Gras W Dc Young Fly Karlous Miller And Chico Bean | Ep. 226

Episode Date: March 6, 2020

The coldest podcast returns to Mobile to turn up for Mardi Gras and that’s exactly what happened! Dc young fly Karlous Miller and Chico Bean put the beads to use and bring the laughs at the Mobile Civic Center Arena! Don’t Miss The #85Southshow We Can’t be Booked Tour 2020!!!! Make Sure You Get Your Tickets NOW!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 .4/25 SEATTLE WA 4/26 SACRAMENTO CA 5/16 GREENVILLE SC 5/31 PROVIDENCE RI 7/5 ST LOUIS MO 7/10 HARTFORD CT 7/11 BOSTON MA 7/18 MINNEAPOLIS MN 7/19 CLEVELAND OH 7/26 MILWAUKEE WI FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The first member of the 85 South show. I love you for life. You've seen him on MTV wilding out. He is the cold distress man in comedy. His style is impeccable. He's from Washington, D.C. and he's going to be on this stage here tonight. Mobile, Alabama, makes some noise. We got Cheegovina.

She's gonna be in the house. The next picture of the 85-self show. He crazy as hell. We call them loose legs. You seen them on MTV Wyoming up. You seen them as the host on MTV, TRL. You see them in the movie Almost Christmas. You seen them in the movie I got the hooked up too.

And you seen them in the movie up in the movie oh who it just hit me y'all the spirit oh my god Alabama we got DC you're flying out everybody take your phones out you're going to show this to somebody the next member of the 85 000 tv solo introduction we're my ladies you see him on empty He is the coldest in the game right now. Ladies, yeah, baby, daddy. Some of those fillers in the building! Down on the left side, if you ready to get the show started, say, hell yeah.

On my right side, if you ready to get the show started, say, hell yeah. In the middle and up top, if you ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. And I'm hearing this is the 85 sound show! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Yeah! Yeah! What up?

What up? What up? Mobile. What a? What a? What a? What a? What a?

We. We. We. We. Where we are? Where we at, though? We are. Mobile, Alabama, what's up y'all.

Mobile, Alabama, what's up y'all. Niggas get in, and they're going to want a chance, where we're at, Mobile. Mobile, Alabama, what's up with y'all? Niggas getting funny and they know to keep it real where we're at, where we're at, y'all, y'all. Nika's getting funny and on to keep it real where we're at, Movedo! Over here! Where we had, Movedo!

Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh, y'all can have a seat! Have a seat! You already know how we get down. Oh, shit! Look at this! Ooh, the big out! Oh!

Oh! Oh, right here! Come here! Oh! I want to lick come right down. Which one? I want to lick. right there a back of your neck right there you come here come in oh oh oh oh oh I bet you won't oh I can't reach these a big-a-ticket right here column word these

some mobile kids what's not what's up on this side what's up on this side over here y'all feel it mobile oh wait yeah what's up right here with y'all left oh yes what's that you got what's up on this side what's going on over here woo I don't think they're ready yet I don't know if they ready yet let's see what's up in the middle in the middle what's up what's added look like we're at sick flags oh my niggas in the backpack where yeah let me hear I know sit y'all stupid ass down okay take five six seven okay I don't know what car this is but this shit don't work shit that's a uh-uh shit this our float y'all like our float we're trying to keep the

mardi grot thing going y'all fucking with our float oh it is marty gras who want to see some jerry Bees show me a titty bitch way yeah well there go something right there right my god oh my lord there you go come here girl feed these damn terribes come here bitch come here bitch on my blunt go the big ass titty shit she can have whatever she want There's some niggas in the back plan there. There's some niggas in the back playing. Oh, shit. Oh my god.

You got to show your titty. Yeah, you got to show them. All right. Oh, there we go. There's the winner. There's the winner. Who wants some cherry beans? Ooh, come here, girl.

Come here. Come here. The goddamn cafeteria tithes. Not them cafeteria, Titties! Get you some extra magic potatoes! Oh, there you go, I never will flash. We got a number R.T. Oh, Auntie, you're going to... You're gonna tell you're a kid. I'm gonna jumpin' down.

Jumping up and down like that, Auntie, with them heels. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go. Auntie, there you go. go I ain't fucking with y'all color what teeters you got all that color white fur let me see if it's up over here it goes up go some little shit oh what's up no you don't want them hey that shit come with mine you got him she got on that frozen fur do you want to build a snowman that bitch on heroin that'd be ran down like it

With deferral I That's insane Boy, they got y'all Wendy, dumb-ass, reflective jackets Oh, security? Yeah, yeah, looking like crossing guards. Ain't she even if there's a lot of their ass, I see them, they're going.

Look, we got some white people working the cameras for us. Hey, hey, hey, how you doing, guy? What's going on, chat? What's your name, Jack? We're at. Hunter? Thanks, Hunt. Appreciate you. A little bit of that camera. What a camera?

That a nigga ain't got shit. They got on a shoulder strap for a GoPro. That's a bullshit. See what white people do? Oh, he got, that's that look. That nigga got a whole harness. Oh, he can. You got that point of view porn camera right there.

That's what that is. That's the one that shoot the shot under the balls. Would a nigga be thrown? We got the news. We got the news camera right here. Who the fuck said they needed this shot right here? Don't fuck it. You can take that out. You don't need that.

I might want to see under this niggas balls. Just balls and ankles. Okay. You read. So that mean you on. I love you, too. Time out. You just said you love me sitting beside a nigga that looked just like me.

Somebody is playing. Hey, my man, that's fucked up. My nigga. She made you grow your beard out like that deep. You know what you should do? You should just put a beard on and cut all your hair off. You'll be cute as shit. She says she love you, Chico.

Not as much as you love that nigga. You sit beside out. hope what's the new in mobile we back last time we came to mobile who was here the last time we came where the fuck with the rest of y'all at home they heard about it yeah mom we're gonna get tall people in a back back how y'all hear about it land night I fuck with mobile this one of the only places that I buy some seafood without a nigga trump for real nigger ride around with the seafood in the trunk with some iced crab leaves everything in the trunk in the trash is sour i don't want that

people up top i got you go bop yep what the next thing you know in 10 years DC young class saw to me in mobile with some beads they're gonna get sued got me fuck up sue me i'm punching shit out your ass soon as you come out of court take that they say mobile is the original home of mardi Gras that true So it's not New Orleans, so it's not New Orleans. Oh, okay. When y'all mighty grow?

Huh? It's right now. It's over. When is, what part of the years y'all's on? That shit was last week. Oh, y'all was last week, too? When was it? What's the date?

June, what? Miss Pina, June. When is it? The 20th of February. So that's the date that y'all picked your life. she's gonna be 25th favorite oh the best one tomorrow hello so you got your own date what's going on tomorrow no that nigga with the seafood in the trunk that's gonna pull up their house they're gonna have a fish fry out there that's what they gonna do y'all can't be yelling at us

we ain't from here we didn't get the uh facebook message they didn't tell us the dates what's a little need move it there to see they don't go back i want to fuck around and go to what's it call tomorrow what yeah that I fuck around to go to that I'd be up in that bitch drunk with your auntie at 9 in the morning standing in our spot you gotta get there early so you get your spot they say Montagra you got to be naked now that's the other one so well so what this one is this one is the original one what's the difference because only Montagra I know is ass and titty well this is where you make sure the ass and tities is

right then you go to make sure they take a I guess I don't know Nick y'all got to explain why y'all how y'all might have got to go different y'all don't know y'all just they don't know they just like fuck that shit it is bitch shit it's in a different city that's what's different it's in mobile instead of the other places they ain't one and matter of fact who to fuck alien friend is this they didn't just put some random shit on stage did y'all have a project out of elementary school we gonna make some for the 85 South Joe kids take this shit back

look like the school went out of business here you go that's fucked up man we'll be talking about our decoration man this a whole goddamn Cadillac who nigga Ellie in the crick nigga throwing up a gang sign too this nice furniture this one this table is nice right here I'm taking this that's going back to renter center as soon as this is over with they rented this shit with somebody tax money man we didn't fuck the money up shit just use your tax return to get that couch with take it back out of the show over y'all got your tax money back hell now ain't nobody got this shit they're too early

no it's just it'll be way more furze in here if they did it's too early she the only one that got her tax return she brought her fur everybody else got this shit on lay away soon as that bitch hit i'm getting that green motherfucker she got her you can tell she's stunting because she ain't even wet the sleeves she just put it on the show they're still trying to figure out how many kids they're gonna clay shit okay you got three mm-hmm three in a possible like a claim two last year y'all know y'all can't claim like different number kids like if you claim five last year a bitch you got to claim five again you can't claim five then claim two they're like what happened to the other three i know a girl who got 11 kids she's about to get back 2.6 million dollars sam how many kids time 11 she got to come up off one of them she got 11 like come on share the wealth ma'am let me get little ronnie or somebody and a niggie be nose be running and everything I know I could use that money that's hilarious

people really be bargaining their children like look I let you get Brian last year motherfucker yeah but you don't even fuck with Brian like that no matter they got 4500 off that little nether well let me get that this year look I oh oh look you let me get Brian this year I let you get a little t-shirt and Tamara I'm at next year oh well you know what she's big so they're gonna give me double Shout out to all the niggins who's trying to be nice today, baby mama so they can claim the kids this year. You just look at that nigga took a sip like, ooh, mm, goddamn. That's why you sit in front road, nigga, you made that work, didn't you?

You didn't have to sleep at the house, rubbing feet and everything, haven't you? You need something to eat, baby. Listen in the 90s, R&B. That's your baby mama? That's your new lady. With kids. You got rid of the baby mama, and then you over there to get her kids, too? Watch this, nigger.

You stupid. This thing is the baby. be mama bandit. You can't left his kid to go take care of some more kids. That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Bro, imagine being in the relationship with a nigga baby mom.

I'm not doing this shit. Hey, but the crazy part about, you know, niggas, we don't know how to find taxes right. Why you say that? Because we'll never get all the money we're supposed to get. Niggas, I don't never get a nigga woman can use a child,

get like how you say, 11,000. Let a nigga claim a baby. Man, we get $7.50. you put the social security number down wrong that's what it is that's what y'all be holding out on ladies that's all we need you like look man i just need the last three digits figure it out nigger you better stop letting your auntie file your income tax on nobody in the family get no money back this bitch pull up to the family reunion a bench truck like bitch i shoot shit at you auntie shirley you stole my love 7500 i beat the shit out you and uncle bobby y'all

the only ballpugs get money in this family I don't just know everybody tax check what's the other one what's the what's the tax people JP Hewitt put it in J.P. Morgan, nah, that's J.P. Morgan the best that's Jay. Hewitt, Howard Hewitt, that's the duck. It's Jackson Hewitt. Jackson Hewitt.

I thought the niggins talking about I'm high. I thought he's talking about my H&R Block. No, H&R Block is the niggas shit. They don't get you your money. They're going to let you know, look, bitch. I know these ain't so children. so you need to make city he's so secure anybody in here do taxes what it's a you do taxes so look that's a goddamn problem don't but three people in the

whole city do this shit how much money y'all be getting all these you look bitch I know these ain't your kids I need fifteen hundred and we good the white man is you like get out of face being a snitch nigger went straight up to a oh oh we got at you with the porn camera Why are you holding it with both hands, man? You don't need both hands to hold that low-ass camera. Take that shit off your shoulder, fuck boy, and hold it. Lee, Hunter, alone. He is working.

Diccan be going home with 30 years. Yeah, you know they've been together for a long time. She got blue jeans thumb. Hold up. I'm about to go be Superman. You just start playing some shot eight, nigga. Y'all so playful in Mobile. Who the fuck built this?

The same kids that built the rest of the shit. This was a project they built for us. Bro, I'm so high. I didn't even see this. I didn't even see this. Don't go win the Carlos. You're going to turn this step on. Y'all cut out all that noise.

Niggins did a goddamn boy, I tell you, that's shit right. That's where a nigga had to catch this bitching at. This is the first little shit you get caught hunting in. Ah! What the fuck y'all in there doing? None, we were playing hines. This is a little spot though. Going to the crib. Y'all going with that fuck shit.

Urko fight. Erko. That do look like the machine Steve Urgo got in and it came out, Stefan, don't it? Man, stop playing this sad-assad-ass music. That niggins stop playing shot eight, man. I feel like I took a brokow with, what type of shit? I felt like I was an H&M, this nigga hit. Shout out to all the ladies who didn't get shit for Valentine's Day. Stupid bitch.

Right back single with that loose-a and pussy. Oh, damn, Loz. Fuck you. That pussy long. That pussy longer than an after church. in an after church hug. Ha ha! Come here, baby, uh-uh.

Come here, baby. Staking-a-cucci. Thought your coochie was good. That's the thing. You got to treat some coochie. You got yesterday special on Valentine's Day. You just fucked on the 13th, but if you don't do nothing on the 14th, you won't fuck on the 15th.

What, he ain't get... What is that? Oh. Oh, you know what time is it. You know what time. Shit, I didn't want somebody to be throwing two of them bitches and I look and catch the other one. Don't worry about it. They got tech, money.

What you say? What's up, girl? I like that. I like that. There's still people coming in this bitch. Come on, man. Go on me. God damn.

I can see y'all ain't used to traffic out here. It took us 30 minutes to get around the corner. Oh, y'all, the whole city of Mobile came to this bitch. Look, DC. She tried to talk. to me with that big ass belt buck on well i don't know if she rad bulls or what what she's it if there's a cowboy oh right now move niggins with that black camera i can't see he's trying to put on the screen he can't got to get all on her face you see every time that man trying to work

you make him leave now what the fuck you're going i'll be right for him back it's black history a month bitch we're going to be going to get the rest of his wife friend he's going to fuck these guys i'm going home i was just playing white man oh they go my nigga right here what's up with you slim what shot you get they gave a black dude to beat t camera that nigg on his knees he dedicated sniggin employee of them all oh that's shit great bro we got a lot of white people sprinkled in oh they came to see us just salute to the white people that came to fuck with us thank you guys i know some of y'all the police you sheriff department and

What's up that y'all a couple right here? Yeah, how long ya I've been together? Y'all look like y'all fuck at GameStop. Y'all look like ya. Let's go to GameStop. Let's go to fucking GameStop and fucking front of the PS4's, hon. Man, leave them alone. You know they'd be fucking with them glasses on. How long y'all have been together? Three years, two years. You from Mobile? Where you, Pensacola? Okay. For Pensacola? what is it in Florida this niggas I thought that nigga from overseas okay I gotta go to

gotta go to Pensacola this nigga Pensacolean oh that's a sign I didn't know Pensacola was so deep in this bitch tonight who ain't it came from somewhere else to see us tonight oh damn no wonder I wonder we said Alabama that was like All the Alabama niggas over there, well fuck y'all too then with your middle seat sitting there. Nope. All right for Alabama. Back there! No, they not.

They everywhere here. Who else we got in here? We got it here. We got it. Pesicola. Let me look on Google. Macomba. Mississippi ain't need to.

Where Mississippi at? Right here. They didn't clap because they sneak and liquor. They got lick on. the flow well Louisiana Louisiana booed up I got to look at my map who from Africa and this motherfucker everybody should have made some noise niggas black history mom somebody over here from Memphis what man is that I would fuck with Memphis she ain't giving me the good shit don't start no shit ain't here

head is bird y'all keep going yeah shut out the head is bird that's a Mississippi right no hell yeah Gulfport that's that has it Big Tijuana that's what's up look at my man from Tallahassee. You were the lady that came up and got the beads for it to this oh shut up my Alabama niggins Birmingham Montgomery Tuscaloosa some of them niggins from Pritchard in this bitch Nick you know you're from muscle shows blah blah Nick from muscle shows

I said they say it's not smoking You know what Don't be saying it like this shit Haunt you're here with a white lady He said like he really from hood That South Carolina white lady blonde Some two teachers Shut your ass up you are from a neighborhood

Sir they got grants and two parents In every house That's a community he's just Your ass on Brantley this nigga is mixed His father was always around good baseball blade is mobile ain't this what mr. big's from mobile yeah I started selling coke back in 1986 I bought a Cadillac and put them things on that bitch the brains blowed out with the white leather seats finger fiend and

for that but up and the other shit was cheap I was only 70 had the neighborhood yeah still a not day cream because my crack tastes like real I'm up in the morning with the rest of these rookies you out here selling them dad bitch up selling the pluggies I'm flying out of town getting them things for 12 5 200 for a house and 6 50 when it dry y'all rags dishes in the motherfucking kitchen word around town mr. big's got them chickens nigger you got to come out the goddamn booth rapping that shit oh the last mr big let me tell you about no back in 1986

let me tell you about the holes let me tell you about them holes me me me me me me me in the motherfucking lacket mobile you in a car let me see it's because they're behind the wheel what we going uh uh Mardi Gras nigger uh let go me yeah we in the car me on our way to Mardi Gras niger. Me, me Hey, we in the car On the way to Mardi Gras I say we in Mobile

Hope you niggins gonna listen This is a Cadillac But it needs a transmission We still gonna ride like it's brand new If you're fucking with us Then come and ride too Meep, we in the car Meep, we driving far

Meet, we in the car Hello, hello, hold on, oh shit, they go to ya, they go to them. Hold on, hold up, hold up, take a shit. They don't got behind. Me, me. Woo, fuck me, me. Yo, stupid, turn this shit over. I'm gonna fuck with y'all, man.

Feel like a ghetto-ass Christmas play. Right. And here come the car. That's the call you. Then we got the alien. This thing, I don't even want to touch this shit. It's going to break and the key is going to be made. You're going to look like a strip. There's going to be something like glitter on you. Well, school this shit came from. They fell. Let me be talking about that shit, bro. That was the fun shit to do in school, doing projects and shit like that.

When you ain't had to do no real work, that's when I love school. They ain't paying somebody to do much. You pay somebody to do your shit in elementary school? With what now later this nigga? When I got a high school But when I had projects I couldn't keep me Especially when we had the fruit loops I used to eat them

Eat the fruit loops and the glue Speaking the glue I Niggas say he used to eat the cheerios And the fruit loops for the project This nigga had a rough life Hey man, I had a fun life Y'all don't talk about my life

Fuck y'all You've eaten worse How long you've been at this job bro. You ain't paying attention to shit. I love you been at this job. A year? How many, how many like events have you done?

About 30? Oh, so this shit like part-time. This ain't no full time. Oh, so you really be waiting on the phone call. Ah, ha! May he call the fuck with that nigg. Hello? I won't need your ass.

Hey, my man, that's fuck that one. I didn't get you no coat. Nika, what you just started? Yep. You just they only got a t-shirts. You got to prove yourself to the coat niggas No, you don't get no jacket till you show us you really down with the security team Nick You got to tell him you work outside to get a who ain't who else I got no jacket All right look at my man. You ain't got no jacket even that's fucked up dog. They just want you to just get cold

Get the coronavirus and shit. You got to get a cat jacket. It's windy out there You say you cold too. That's fucked up. Hey man get my nigger cold 30 events. You don't want you gotta earn your coat you gotta work you gotta work a show in the rain do the walk and talk work let me see up it is that's the alien up oh now fuck y'all motherfuckers they may you'll get the dude fire bro fuck you white man up there who in the fuck is that bro

I quit bitch hey man quit you're kidding he'll get his ass fire he ain't gonna get fire I don't know he might he might

because whoever you said that too ain't gonna know you said it they don't think he said bro you all right he ain't got no walk to tell you sure what they said back you don't want with the earpiece you heard what they said back

ain't nobody say nothing back that's a bad sign anybody saying nothing back you might as well just go home to the house look they're going to get them they coming to get it there they're gonna send the old white man up there hey come on buddy get your stuff white people don't talk you can just get your stuff come on with me follow me come on get your stuff white people don't talk they just move Spotlight man, you good?

Yeah, no, that nigga drunk in the motherfucker. Look, all three spotlights pointed that way, think it fucked up. All the other thing, we over here, a stupid and, bitch. Drunk ass, he's trying to use ambiance. Spotlight man, middle spotlight man. Get it, each person, get a spotlight, get it together. One, two, three, go.

Yeah, what if we were going to do? I have my fucking dang a grub. It would make more sense for you. you to put the spotlight on the nigger that's closest to your spotlight stupid you trying to get Carlos from over there this nigger on me and he on dc what is you niggins play tic-tac-toe they're trying to be creative no run moochie go to big head no they still can't even hit and they ain't even smart enough to keep the motherfucker on a nigger oh you got it your late ass break no I was just

making sure that nigger was paying attention He was not. While the single ladies at with some good coochie, I'm talking about that coochie so good. Make a nigger stay at home all weekend. Nigger don't even go outside about Sunday evening. Yeah, because he ain't got no job.

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You ain't even try to make no noise for your coach it's average. You know it's decent, but it ain't nothing to make a lot of noise about it. Look at the nigger right there looking back like shit. I'm looking for the average pussy there. It's alright. You know how sometime nigg didn't want to get up, yep. Y'all coochie don't get wet. Oops.

That's fucked up. Women be happy about Fawkesh, too. Oh yeah. That ain't enough. That ain't enough for this person, man. Go in there and get a bottle of water. You need more than just that spit, ma'am. Your coochie is white toast dry.

Don't put that Desani on there. You're going to get that lead in now. Don't do it. You don't always take a shit too far. No, we tell the truth. Because women don't be thinking that that shit can happen to them. Fellas, we fuck up, yeah, we gotta take Like that, ugh, I fucked up, but women, y'all be fucking up too.

Dry coocha. Time out, I think it's the condo. Shut up, bitch, is you. That's the noise that make when the coocha get dry. One more time. Oh, shit. What? Oh, bitch.

Look, turn them, turn over. That ain't gonna work. You know what, I'm gonna just go on. Yeah, just go ahead. That sounds like some poacher shit. Right. The pussy was dry. What was it?

It was dry. How dry? So how rock does it draw? How dry? When I. lick the pussy it tastes like sandpaper that dry that dry that dry dry dry how dry a then your eye when you don't even try how dry super dry didn't even try to undrive the dryness dry dry dry dry dry koochie dry I licked it I was a

the trier, but that coochie is drier than the drier. Ooh, dry, dry, dry. She want me to eat that coochie soon as she wake up. Hold up, dry, dry, dry. Dry, dry, I told her to wait. Coochie so dry, I put it in and sound like I hit the brakes. Dry, dry. Tried like the heat in the south.

Couldn't even eat it, it kept sticking to the roof of my mouth. Dr. So dry. So dry. Been walking all day. She said hey baby come play. I said bitch Dry dry dry. And it's thing dry dry dry dry. I knew it was dry I should have knew that because when I tried to eat it she said you might not want to do that dry dry or she on her period dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry. Dry, mobile, dry, you need to listen. Coochie was so dry, it was like white people chicken dry. Dry, dry. So dry.

So dry. Let's keep it real, that pussy is drier than oatmeal. Dry. So dry. Women say when that pussy don't get wet, it means she don't like you. It means she don't like you. like you yeah and she don't like you well if she don't like me give me my four dollars back I lay 60 ladies for real go hold up hold up hold up I got a

question for real well is is yes for the ladies ladies is business really selling pussy for 40 dollars for real teddy truth you know your friends are selling pussy for 40 dollars what $40 220s ma'am who you think I'm gonna believe you or your boyfriend you said no that niggas said here yeah yeah It ain't even the pussy they sell it for $40. What's they sell them for $40? Opportunity. $40 just put your name on the table.

That's an entry fee? Yeah, that's the application fee. Hey, ain't nobody say you're going to get no apartment, but they're going to look at your application. She'll call you back every now and then. Check your resume. $40. Do you get your tape.

$120 to put you in a note. Damn, that's a lot. One 20? Nah. I mean, compared to 40, that's a lot. See, 40, they do what they do, and they leave. See, 120, bitch, you spend the night. She said, that's the right.

Fuck, you mean, give my end. The night, three times in the morning, three times. Get my money word, fuck you tell me. Shut out to all the women who don't need no money. Don't nobody like you, but whatever. you a great person you just don't know about like you fuck you there ain't no such thing Carlos ain't a woman ain't here don't nobody like you a lie

somebody want to fuck every last woman in here bullshit it's about four of these women in here that the niggas be like man fuck her I don't want to fuck with it and no way somebody to take that put the same nigga to say fuck that this a nigga like well excuse me young brother my beautiful queen how were you because he ain't get no coo shit man so what

you got some ain't getting no coochey man listen It is, look, it is a lot of knickers not getting coochie. I know. And that's why the crime rate is up so high. Testosterone for these, niggles, but what? Pull. Shit, man, you better jerk off. If you don't get no pussy in the week,

and they're going to be mad. About something. About something. Little shit, too. Anything pissing a nigga off. You don't get no pussy all week. You walk outside Friday, be like, man, why the goddamn sun out already?

I've been lower shit you'd be around the house man why the fuck they keep breathing in this bitch I want to hit no more breathing the moment you get some pussy you relax you're holding on niggas speaking the moment what's up fool you go you know you know already know whatever you need babe whatever you need it's because your legs loose now you got that pressure off you I don't know what that's one of the best days of a nigger like when you get some unexpected pussy you just be going through your normal sick and then smile like I only get you some pussy like who me you I think that's the sexy shit when a woman want to fuck me you feel because we

always want to fuck you know what I'm saying when a bitch hit you all like where you way you're off and to pull up oh yeah that me won't so they see then you start saying shit they say where are you you I ain't even read it I don't take a man I feel like a bitch I need a baby white get the way you know what you know what you know wipes your nuts off with a wet wife women don't me or wipe they dig off on anything what hold up she on the way hold up hold up wait wait right for real for real niggins are clean the nut up with anything too bitch i had that shirt on it's all good i got a tank top on fucking ladies y'all be wondering what's these yellow stains on the shirt bitch you know what that is

that's my future i have i have a confession what you a rat I thought it was a rat you thought it was a rat but it was a baby shirt don't feel bad I stuck my whole dig in the church sock one time like oh shit ha ha ha you ain't none of the church sock did it I stopped wiping the pussy juice on like undershirts because I had fucked around and one fell behind the bed and when I found that bitch the sleeve was stuck down I was like I don't know what's fuck yeah that cooge juice I don't know what it is about that coochie, but soon as the air hit it, that shit get hard like a cast, immediately. Fela, you ever had a little bit of pussy on your shirt on the bottom and you look down, you got that white,

looked like somebody dropped the crispy cream on your shit. You're like, whoa, I should have put my shit over my head on the back. That's here, Adry, quit. Oh, plenty of niggas did. That move pulled their shirt behind their head and shit, now you and they're looking like you're going to play basketball. Every nigga that did that pour that shirt behind their head and fellas when you pull it back over the neck stretched out like a motherfucker You like damn this shit looked like a tank top now. I can't even go back to work She laughing too hard. She got their wet ass pussy was you just talking about that lady been laughing hard

Every since she was talking about the wet was you've ever had some pussy so wet your balls get wet and now they loose They got my balls wet. He is loose And ladies y'all gotta stop looking at us crazy when we go down to each of y'all too we come up with all that spit on our motherfucking face. That is not spit. They do not want to kiss us. We get up all that shit on our feet. Uh-uh, don't say that spit.

You ain't got no bids. You don't know the problem when you get up easing pussy. Now your beard stuck to the side of your face like this. You're like, nigger, I got to get in the shower. Fuck it. I can't even leave the house now. I don't care. I'm nasty. I rub this shit in like it loose. Okay.

Yeah, all right. You're gonna have to go to the barbershop after that, too, nags. Nasty nigger until I realized my face ain't. Yeah, you got to pull that shit off your face like school glue. Y'all so stupid. Hey, I remember I had that ain't your girl, right? And you can still smell like nudge, I smell my breath. And I was in a line at a restaurant.

You thought everybody knew you had been eating pussy. It's written all over your face. You don't have to say a word. Women's so nasty, bro. You have to be eating some pussy and they say some disrespectful shit. Why what? I mean like, I'm about the nut all in your face. Eat that pussy, you bitch-ass nigger.

Who the fuck you talking to? You don't get your fucking hand. fucking hands off my head you'd have been fucking with queen latif from set it off that bitch is aggressive she's fucking you they're aggressive then the motherfucker you don't listen to what they say what you eat ugh you a nasty nigger oh nasty eat that pus put that ass in there whoa you don't snuck some ass hey we did not discuss that part hey you ever ask a girl a question that she hit you with that crazy that crazy remark which i was i knew i would tannie bitch oh oh oh oh oh I'm like, you love that dude, don't you love that dude.

That bitch said, I said, bitch, you better fight fuck. That's why I stopped asking stupid shit while you having sex. One time I was fucking this girl, I was like, who pusses is this? She was like, you don't know. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. No, that's disrespectful as fuck right there.

We got to stop now. Hold up, bitch. Wait a minute. This dick is mine that you can't have no more talking to me like that. I like that crazy shit. You gonna save the fuck I want you to save it I'm gonna make you see I promise you I see it this this yours damn I beth I bet you should say it in the first time shut out to all the women that was choking for real why you was sucking dick and the nigger told you to do it again

Do it again, no. These are real tears, nigger. That's sweating. Work through it. Work through it, goddamn. Work through the first choke. You made it. You there now.

Keep going. You are a champion. You didn't already broke the cold. Trust me. Your nose running. That means you're doing it good if you're sweating. Hey, ma'am. You ever had a nigga tell you say,

don't wipe shit off. Hell not. Now you just looking stupid with makeup and snatting. and ladies they can slap the dick right back over there too who should go here ladies stop sucking dick on the full stomach oh yeah move move you know threw up twice I say that the on shit move now ha I'm sorry bitch move oh you want smell hell no one no hey I do I do I do I women don't know me and challenges Ladies, you know when you're about to get ahead and you're like leaning over, you know the whole time a nigga to be like

She might just like to do it! She must have to do it. She's not going to that good, she was like to do it. She's like that good point. You're like, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. And she gets to get to that good point. You're like, oh. Especially when you hit them with a look. Nigger be like, That's the best noise in the world, ladies that gawk gawk. Oh my god. That right there, that is the sound of love. The greatest love of all is you suck in my me.

Sing that shit, Chico. The greatest love of all is when you go on me The greatest love of all Use this thing Take your time This one is dedicated to all the ladies out there who know the importance of the gawk gawk Put your balls in their face That most beautiful noise that you can make you see you think your man wants the love that you want them to have but the only love that he desires is

One more time all we want from the ladies is a little bit all One more time if you're down for it ladies let me hear you say All the ladies in the house the night that like to go. Damn, if she can do this, I really want her. Yeah, one more time. My knees start to buckle. She went, eh, ha, ha, hey. My toes curled up into a fist when she went,

Ah, ha, ha. I'm out of the body's bitch. First, because she went back, back, back. Whoa! And I don't want with the sea. She said, ah, ha, ah. Would she do, D.C.? Was she do D.C.?

She said, ah, ah, ah. And how did it make you feel? Biscuit your stooped ass up. You scared me. I thought you was about to die. Girl, look at your eye. What a fuck did you cry? She's trying to kill herself.

What she said low? She tried to kill herself. She tried to kill herself. She's trying to kill herself. Fat of attraction. Fatal attraction. Episode two thousand. Bitch died.

How she died? From goggling a penis. Is that what she going to put on her headstone? Goggling a peon. Here lies Keisha. She was the meanest. She passed away from goggling penis. Here lies Keisha.

She was the mean. She died sucking dick and you said she gonna get a headstone. Hilarious. Later the rest. Head first. I went to the funeral. It wasn't that good. I guess you could say it sucked.

Oh. Now you know you did wrong. You know I came a little early. I got ahead of myself. You stupid. Traffic was fucked up on the way down there. I was blown by the time I got there. Oh shit.

That's a nice little valid dedicated to all the ladies that suck dick from scratch. From scratch. From scratch. That's a salt dick through the dick home. Look, is she crying right now. crown right now thank you ma'am that made that touch your spirit right there finally somebody has made a song dedicated to you like finally something I can clean up to we appreciate your contribution to the game women who's something like that

inspired somebody through a Debbie cake up this motherfucker moon pie good head inspires my creativity that boy that used to be a commodity any type of snack when you get a snack as a young nigga for especially when you was broke Ooh, them snacks make you feel good, boy. Jesus, say my life. Jesus? Man, when I was in middle school, my teacher used to have these little coupons for Pizza Hut, where you can go and like, if you read a book, you give you a coupon, you get a free personal paying pizza.

That's how I learned how to read good. I was hungry. Booking. That's what it was called? Yep. Look at you. Book it. I've been doing this shit.

See, but then the school start getting real fat. lunch and start getting good nigger way bruffin lunch and out-school program snack i know you're a real nigger just by how you say it briffle what that's a real nigger word right there is that bruffle everybody know what bruffington excuse me what you say bitch bruffle look at the white people at what time do you guys do pancakes saucey egg scrumma egg shawshy that's a real nigger that's a real nigger Nick can't say saucy for anything you Sausche, bitch.

What you said? Bitch, give me two shots. Bishke. Lot of y'all gonna order that after the show. Where are you going? Shit, wildfahs. Give me coming. Shoshis biscuit. Some niggins try to say it properly and still be wrong.

Yeah, give me two sausages. You just sound proper to the motherfucker. You can't say that. You can't say this on it. Uh-uh. Not no sausage. Niggas don't say that. Niggas say shaw shoo.

I don't know what this. Some of the meals from school. Look at O.G. right here. I think shh. I think shh came from when niggins to ask you for your food. Hey, can I get me shh? You can't get into my shop. Some people are you bullshit and there's some lunches

that's from school to the nigger eat right now. Let's somebody come in here with one of them square pieces. The ones with the lower square pepperoni's on it, and everybody being here like, man, shit, I'd have fucked around and got hungry a little bit. Them was the best pieces ever. Ain't nothing. I'm going to tell you the best food is free food.

I don't know why. Not, oh, no, that's not true. There's some free food. shape till I went the stage shape one day and I was looking at the menu I'm like I don't want nothing this shit let me ask you know we got these burglar and there nobody want I was like shit all right now let me ask a fucked-up question right now since you talk about food which one is better baby shower food or funeral food funeral food oh no they got their meatballs at their baby shower food be lit they're

trying to stop your ass crime yeah you know why funeral food because it's made by multiple people in the family the baby shower was made by one person to make them meatballs oh no they got somebody dad the auntie your baby them aunties come together like the power rangers and put all the shit together for uncle real we gonna do it for good for uncle you know he loved that macaroni and cheese them greens and shit it's only one person that they cook for the baby shower i don't know but they do it big because the baby ain't here yet it'd be rotel sausages and shit the chicken meatballs everybody take 32 meatballs home Everybody can't go meatball though.

Everybody can't good meatballs. I stopped eating beef because it's a motherfucking baby shower meatballs. Oh, wow. Nick, I got that food poison. You ever had that before? Yeah, but I had it off the meatballs. Pause.

Pause. I don't want no meatballs ever again. You can keep them motherfuckers. That shit had me shit and my shit sound like. R-K-K-K-K-R-K-R-K-R-K-R-K-R-K-R. Well, I think I think I got a four-wheeler in my ass negative this shit that's what you just fucked up you got to go see the specialist if that's how you sound yeah but that I ain't no meatballs

since then I'm a real nigga I wouldn't let all they come out of me like that hold out wait a man wait some dignity I'm not come out one at a time what is all this pants boo boy my ass don't work like that slow down hey can that shit come on a far you don't know that that that wait boo boo could you go to fight you like oh yep stiff you up just like that yep that one no fart right now now you're like what you doing i'm just thanking right then you walking like a stripper on their way to the stage yeah every niggins say the same shit after you take a shit like that i got to start eating the vegetables and shit that dude who ain't even solid

They ain't got no tish. You know what's worse than that? What's worse than that? When you shit and then leave a stain on the bowl? I don't get a fuck about that. Like, where y'all keep y'all little toilet brush at? Y'all got no, uh, y'all I got no comment. What's you clean your toilet with?

I, there's some shit on it. I mean, some shit happening in there. Uh, I don't worry about all that. You have a shit over somebody house and had to use a plunger? Oh, man. But the plunger. fall up and get that little toilet water and they be like shit damn boy you been fuck you're fucking all the way up then you ass humbled in the motherfucker to use the excuse me excuse me

oh man you got a bathroom i can use real quick see i'm gonna type of i'm gonna talk the shit fuck your toilet and then lead the house like i got somewhere to go yeah i uh y'all you too consider it when i come over your house and ask to use the bathroom don't worry about what the fuck i do in the bedroom I'm using the bedroom a motherfucking right now I get naked when I shit sorry that's why you can't send niggas to every bathroom in your house you as a man I'm not letting you shit in the bathroom I shit in you got the shit in the guest bathroom but if you don't got a guest bathroom you have but I look

niggas you got to go somewhere else because you ain't about to for my kids live here I ain't gonna be able to explain that daddy was man we had company little man my fellas my fuck gonna be shaded too Fellas. Booty hairs on the on the toilet. Shut up. That might not be booty hair. What might it be?

I don't know. That far back on the seat. What the fuck? Ladies, if your weave shed, then you shouldn't. You got to get some better glue for your weave if your weave coming out. You're taking the shit so mean, you'll never need to eat dick. And if it's making your weave loose. Ladies, you ever had the shit on the first date?

Shit got quiet. This whole building got quiet. This whole building got quiet. God, they know they did. Girl, the meatballs and they baby shit. I thought it was a fun. I said, oh, no. Women have the shit in the middle of the night.

That's why they ride home from the club like this, bitch. Slow down, I'm sick. I don't, I don't know if I'm, oh my God, this is cool. God, this is crazy! There's got period cramps, you got the shit so bad. Women's shit's about three weeks. Women be fine too. They get out from up under the covers to poop.

Fellas, if you have a land with her girl, to see up on the covers, and she gets out from up on the cover, and do it real quick, she falls. I don't know where y'all meet these nice things. I know, right? The women I fuck with will fight right on you. Oh, you stink, mate.

You did that fucking... I'm like, now my side stink. Get off. And my mama, oh, right, so she used to fart, and I know she used to fart, but she used to hate when I catch it. She used to be fart and right and be silent. Thinking anybody go spit and shit. I'm like, Ma, you just fart. Ain't nobody goddamn far. Yeah, your mama way nicer than Wanda, nigger Wanda, tell ya, hey, baby, guess what?

What, Mom? There you go. Giving you the best that I've got, babies. Like, you're nasty as fuck. That's exactly what she would do. Anytime she asked me, baby, guess what? I'm like, go ahead, mom. Don't do that shit.

is people look oh people we appreciate y'all being so considerate ladies but it ain't a nigger who will ever leave you for it's one nigga but he likes skin he was gonna leave anyway look at him we ain't gonna fuck with you no more you didn't got your white woman you already out the game but think about it though women don't take shit as much as men do yes they do they just ninjas unless they hold their shit every day they don't they just shit at better time they time it better than us Man, it'd be quick, them motherfuck. They should come out like a UPS package.

Real quick. But two weeks, why you ain't shit it, Jack? You are an amphibian. And you're walking your bathroom, she didn't took a shit. It's my like shit, you don't even got. Like, who the fuck bought some incense in this motherfucker? Mm-hmm. Those open. I want to hit that.

Because women do be slick, because when they had in a turd, they don't want to hit the water. I'm like, when the head you're dropping off in now, staking, boot-ass, bitch. Where the fellas that they live with women, you ever be in the shower when your girl come taking shit, thinks she's going to have a conversation? Oh, my God, boy, that's so disrespect. And they'd be dead as you, but so baby. Because you don't even look, you're like, yeah, girl, you're crazy, is it?

Yeah. I know you ain't in there shit. Don't worry about it, baby. I'm in the goddamn shower. We get that soap off your face. So look. Nasty, motherfucker. I was thinking about getting some new towels.

You think we should get some new tiles? You couldn't shit downstairs? No, because we need some towels and talk about the clothes. So, niggas just be standing in the shower, man, the motherfucker. Man, hurry up, shit. What? You're the one who took me the goddamn Waffle House. You know them eggs.

Fuck with me. I'm a gangster nigga. I love that shit. You fuck with that. I just be sitting in the shower and don't be beige. Wait a hug, hurry up, I want some head. Want to go get cold? Hurry, your stupid ass.

Salute to my man right here with the turtleneck on. He's hot. Oh, that nigger, cool. Snick is on fire. You by yourself or that's your lady right there with you? She said, oh, he by himself. Damn, baby, baby, that's smooth. I need my niggas neck to show.

I don't like hidden neck niggas. Man, you did not have to say it like that. You did not have to say it like that. She fucked them up. That fucked up. Now he mad. I'm about like your ass. He was leaning like he thought we're going to get him up.

Well, hell. They need to put him. Ma'am, are you single? You ain't single? Why are you looking to redoubt me? Ladies, the time I'll hold up. That's a good quick. Ladies, what make you claim a nigger?

Because she hesitated like a woman. What makes y'all got a whole thing? bunch of reason why you don't claim a nigga. You be like, you go, you got a boyfriend? I get a bro, bitch. It's complicated. No, it's not, bitch. Is that your boyfriend or not?

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Them gravited and get to them tities when the life come in. Tiddle has been at work all day. She worked from home. She good. Shut out to all the Spuds, they got a boyfriend this year. Ah! You got tired of that shit. Sturs, boy, a lot of y'all be having the fattest ass under them big-ass jeans.

You'd be hiding. I don't know what you take that ass down with, boy, but when you catch them in Walmart, the man one shorts, woo! That ass fat than a motherfucker, boy, you've been hiding that when ain't shit, my nigger. Isn't they be trying to say? You're living wrong. What? You been hiding that big fat ass ain't you, my nigga.

I see you. You know, full sports bras, tithes. Big, damn, big ass. How are you the boyfriend with the big tits? All right, let me stop. We shouldn't even be discussing them folks. Maybe fresh his head, though. Those are those thud.

Fries in hell, fat booty. I'm like, when you get them j's at? Look, straight out of the ass. God. What's up? What's up? girl how you doing okay I'll say you with the little blonde that's you who that's your daughter my daughter got a crush god damn your mama trying to find you a

real niggins she tired of you you giving no way it's fucked up you know what I do to your daughter why you just throwing over here I'm a wolf you got to reconsider that shit what you do color man what Look a mama don't give a fuck you like I raised my girl rights you down for whatever that's why she don't need to bring it on this little bit with me because this dick make you real disrespectful bitch what you keep calling I'm gonna see you when I see you miss lady because ever since Carlos started fucking what you think you grown bitch I'm gonna show you grown at every point in your life you and your mama got a head that fight bitch I'm gonna show you

grown a mom and a daughter fight is hilarious because can't nobody break it up uh-uh don't tell the bitch and she want to talk to me all motherfuckinck crazy like all my fucking do nothing for i'm gonna take out i'm a fighter like one of these street bitches she want to be a street bitch so motherfucking bad then i'ma show a street bitch because she don't know a bitch that's the most street than me i brought you in this motherfucker and i take you out this motherfucker look at all the women in here you just had that conversation with your daughter and that's right bitch don't answer the phone when i leave and keep the motherfucking door lock I'm going to the 85 so that's the shit that

make it more scary she become the whole time now the bitch want to talk all motherfucking crazy to me and shit and running all lending out the motherfucking out and then go have the nerve to have a nigger hey the shit be fun to actually fight and then whoop the parent whoop the shit out of mama what's wrong with you I don't know what's got into that damn girl now she's trying to get your little brother to help help me get off me junior help me I don't know who to help mama you said if she lose it help her but if you win it help you I don't know what to do they mama come in the hell's mad the mupper y'all need to get y'all damn

sister she don't whoop the wig off mama ass shut out to all the niggas that found out that they wasn't the main nigga around Valentine's Day no I don't do that loads no I got to because I know it's a lot of niggas they got the motherfucking feel of hurt what happened bro but they ain't here tonight look at my man just gave his girl a kiss not mean why she slid it down in her seat she did that nigger wronged the motherfucker on Valentine's thing that's why I was asking why the women were the good pussy earlier that they'd have a nigga distraught

oh my god he was asking who how you know the pussy's good ladies make some noise a nigga ever called your mama and told on you see that's that's the good pussy right there what a nigga call your mom and tell her you me just You need talk to your daughter, bitcho. Look at this nigga to have been through everything. He went, ooh boy. That's why I had to let my baby mama go. Her mama was stripping too.

You fuck around catch that white mama shit cuss you out. Well, you should have been doing what the fuck you were supposed to do then. Uh-uh. This is the crazy, her mama already know what the fuck y'all going through. She just, and she just got all kind of shit that ain't got nothing. Well, what you do to her? Nothing. Nothing. Well, have you tried talking to? I ain't no pussy had me that cream. I ain't I ain't call it.

Yeah, it's out here. You call them on. I don't pull it up on the bitch, though. See, that's the same shit. That's the same thing. That's the same shit. Right. That pussy make you leave a voicemail in 2020. Really? Really? That's the fuck we doing. Answer the motherfucking phone when I called. I'm gonna try again. You look at your phone lady. You got 38 missed calls from this nigger. fellas make some noise real nigga shit it's like god know you be on some crazy nigga shit can you be over there flying over there the where the fuck she had don't see no police you ain't never got to her house this fast nigger your car ain't never did 103 you in a centra nigga that bitch right you're going through stop saying like this

nigger on his way to prove a point right and it be some simple but i ain't never pull up on the bitch because the pussy was good What you pull up on her for? I knew it, I fucking knew it. But that's the thing, it'd be the simple shit to make you mad, fellas, when she don't care. When she's passionate about the argument, you know you still got it,

but when you call with that bullsh and she's, you know what, just do whatever you feel like you just need to do. Yeah, just, I'm okay, God bless you, goodbye, click. Hello, hello, hello? Oh, this has got me fucked up, okay. That's the coldest shit. You get in your car, me, me, me.

You're gonna get him a car and don't ask, me, bro. See, it's always, it's always the nigger fucking up, though. What about the niggas who called their girl fucking up? Right. You at the club, chilling with your niggas. Your bitch sitting outside the club, right in front of the club. And a goddamn challenger on some 24s. Nigger who had tattoos all over his neck.

You know, what the fuck they doing? That's me. You all that's fucked up fly you took it to another level you know how sick you'll be if you come out the club You don't had a good ass time hell yeah boy I'm gonna catch y'all niggins later ma'm about to go ahead take it to the grid Hey, you know what have a nigga sick When they check they got them snapchat story hold on hold on hold on the back Hold on hold on hold on no no lo lo lo lo lo lo lo that look like that looked like Keisha we've I just bought the day Nah, yeah no that ain't keep

Hey, boy, what the fuck, what the fuck my girl doing in your car, bro? Hell no. Oh no, ass-up. Bitch, what the fuck you doing in this nigga car? Hey, we are, we have a bit. She gonna get back with you in a minute. Hold up, bro. Oh, I just got my window tint.

Well, don't make me get out of that motherfucking car. Get the fuck out the car, nigger, I kill you in there bitch. Who there was? That's fucked up. Fellas, I'm telling you, when a woman leave you, you're, you fucked off. In a quick way. See, a nigger don't mind if she leave, but if she'll never just leave. I'm gonna tell you one.

You always catch her out with the niggins. Oh, my God. She'll never say a shit to say she'll be standing and looking stupid. Like, wait, I'm about to kill everybody who had something to do with it, bitch. Me, Joe, you didn't talk to your nose. That ain't described, bro, that fuck up. The new nigga don't never know. He'd be confused.

Like, who the fuck is that nigga? Oh, nobody. No, he's somebody. That nigga crying. New nigga got that file on him. He ain't done none of that fuck shit. Hey, get you to get your little crap baby ad buffering. man you'd be surprised how many niggas themselves what'd you say who you do

oh I thought that niggas stupid oh I thought that nigger was boy I thought you saying something else ya niggi gah niggi hit by himself ah super aggressive name strong boy got that fah you sound like a baptist preacher over that moment If you don't grace God, you're gonna get that fire! The name of Jesus. He got shot, so he got to pick that leg up. Leave that nigga alone, man.

What's up, girl? Slow people have got the best sense of humor. They just laugh out of nowhere. I don't know what Yeah Stop nigger The fuck is wrong with you, man They'll walk-up boy, that should be scared

Ah Hey man, stop doing this shit, bro It's fucked up, man. man it's somebody in the crowd mad as fuck he just it's okay shut up my cousin's slow it ain't even the people who be slow sometimes people just be having like an accident hand and they'll be telling you all the way about what's an accident hand like something happened to it like it'd be like they're fucked up one them kid injuries no i just don't like if you know you got you know it's some

it's some street niggas that have with real street injury like a nigga got shot and that his hand just a little bit and they'll never explain it they just throw that motherfucker i'm like hey what's up bro he'd be like no give me the other one bro fuck that tell the truth no give me the other one that whole stroke whole left side go but the what you can tell the nigga gonna throw it out there because they'll set it up they'll be like all come on them they got a good comfort hey man get the fuck away for me bad so the nigger Why you'll never see like too slow people hang with each other? Yes, you do. You just ain't paying attention. Would you fuck with a girl who had that little hand?

Hell yeah. I fought with a girl who had a cane. Wow, ooh, that puts so all the meat rat. What you need to came for? I did not know she had a cane, bro. She came to my hotel room, a couple years old, a couple years ago. There's always a couple years ago. That's a long, long time ago. Listen, bro.

She came to the hotel, right? She had, she knocked on the, bing. So I looked at the people. I ain't see the cane, could the bitch had it behind the back. Okay. So when she opened it on, she was like, So this wasn't like a temporary cane. This is like a cane cane.

No, it was like placed in the wrist, like this bitch needed that. She had the real cane. How you ain't know she had it before she came? Because on Instagram, that bitch was doing all these pictures. She must have had the fat ass with the cane. Oh, well, that dude was like, yeah, I love your shoes. That's too fucked up. I'm too fucked up of a nigga.

I'd be like, look, use your cane to do that pose from this picture. Now she in that bit. Now, that shit was crazy because I tried to bend over. I had to bend over. She was like, hold, hold up, hold up, hold up. All right, now go ahead. That bitch had to be propped up. Okay.

Y'all think we'd be bullshitting. It'd be all the type of one. women out here trying to throw that a pregnant girl tried to fuck me last week oh no big pregnant eight months she like what you about to do at the show all right nothing what you're trying to kick it I'm like don't you need some rest he's about to get that third trimester pussy color no the fuck I wasn't I'm like baby girl you are pregnant she was like this baby ain't got shit to do with you

Whoa, the baby in that motherfucker mad like bitch come on again god come on mama How the baby be in that look when they see the dickling When they see a little dig in leg Ah, here we go with this shit bro this bitch always fucking my feet ain't even done yet Look this had a baby be trying to dodge the dick Baby and baby in that motherfucking like oh no oh move move did he touch me it touch me baby in that motherfucker like oh Mario on baby can dance like a motherfucker like a whole life yeah oh that's hilarious what did she let me hit wrong he's skeek what

happened oh come on nigger his brothers are coming see a look like done of the dead that's horrible that's a horrible thought right there no it's not it's lying you straight my name my nigger's the whole show like shit you're hugging and girl you check that man right like you just checked your account and they finally took the money for the tickets out like god damn he's trying to sit there like you tough but the nigger really got a real high-pitched ass lad the niggins these guys are hilarious oh gee what's that what you man what you do for a living oj nothing no damn day yeah you have your own business what what is your business

Nick, write gospel music. Ha! And the love... I'm coming up on the rough side. You teach all church people to use HR. You do look like you'll write a cold-ass gospel song. Yeah, yeah. Assistant Pastor.

When the pastor gets sick. Pastor Jenkins couldn't be here with us this evening. Amen. Amen. Yes, I'm not going to take up merch of your time. Deacon, deacon, make sure you close the church doors. Amen, amen. About the pastor collection plate. Yes, yes, we don't want any evil to creep in. I'm going to start on this side. Pastor, you do what you do.

I'm doing I'm doing this in the name of the Lord, brother, let me do my thing You are scaring the visitors If God put it in your pocket Put it in the collection plates Amen We don't need a flash, we need cash take your time pastor take your time no white man again again one more time make sure you go

back to the white man because we know he has plenty of money the white man has been How about your wife? She got some white lady money too. You look like you work at Crackleboro, ma'am. Thank you. One thing about 85 self-show, the only color we care about... You can keep your money with the lollipop. It's green.

Much love to all the ladies tonight that had that brown yesterday. Hey, ma'am. Now your titties taste like activities. Nicky did you just reach in the collection plate take the money out no he did put the pistol on him now don't make me send security back there in the name of jesus all right got the shakies her as well she looks aggravated no one cares like brother bean how much do we have so far one dollar pastor you may as well come on back these These niggas is trippin.

Passing around again. We really only got a dollar out this motherfucker. Are you serious? Yes. Turn this shit off. Only one dollar. One dollar. I guess people like shit, we didn't pay to see y'all niggas already.

You don't get no more this money. Fuck wrong with y'all. Them tickets was way more than a dollar. So you gotta hype people up to make them put money in the collection. Who gave you a dollar? That white dude? No, the white dude ain't give me no money. The white dude.

just gave me hope like all white people. God damn, that's racism. What it is? Where are you there for blood? One damn dollar. Hey man, I know some people in here have been Scrasson.

I'll let him pass with that slowly last words now. See everybody in the corporation to understand that if you wake up out of your everything

is going to be a okay, a okay. Because these women with these lace friends. Take your time, Pastor, take your time. Sometimes get a little confused because when I look at your head, I say, that look like dead snakes. Glory, Pastor. So I'm a little confused.

Now, you know, the devil, he'd be disguising in all types of forms. Talk about the eyelashes, Pastor. See, when the eyelashes look at me and I look at it, I say, God! My God! That eyelashes is so loose that when I grab it, it's say caboose. Yes, Pastor. When it swings in the end.

Talk about the waist trainers, Pastor. see when women have on these waist trainers. Okay, take your time. Before they put the waist trainer on, they got to breathe, suck it in, and when they put it on, they're looking like a pig in a blanket. And I don't know if you're a pig or your mother, John.

Boy, you are special. You don't know that, you are... Amen, and if you got kids that are in the slow pro, program. Uh-oh. We have a room for when they speak out in the congregation. Because last Sunday when I was in my, you know when I was doing my thing?

And I, we had brother Earl over there. He went to scream, fuck me all up. Scared me too, Pastor. So we made a room. Fuck it. Hmm. You sound like that pastor that get caught up in the scandal. The scandal.

Niggia, you've seen the pastor try to preach yourself out the scandal. Oh, yeah. Now, there's been numerous reports online. Talk about it, Pastor. About the business that goes on at 85 South Baptist. Talk your talk, pastor. I'm hearing them say a whole lot of this and a whole lot of that. They want to speak on certain things that they don't know.

nothing about. Well, clear it up for him, Pastor. The rumors. Yes, sir. The allegation. Yes, I know what they said. I heard what they said. They say Pastor Miller got children all over the place. They say he live in a $2 million house. They say that the car that he drives costs over $250,000. That's what they say. And to those people I would like to say that is an absolute lie. I don't have children all over the place. I have children in my neighborhood and the house is four million dollars. And the car was 400,000.

But that ain't got nothing to do with me and God. Because you're blessed, Pastor. Folling in the shirt, like, what do you get that money, bro? Ben had money. Oh, shout out to the spirits over here that got touched. Had to get that money from. Look, these ladies, y'all got about three more weeks. I'm about to get off the market.

I'm sick of this shit. What happened? Loz, what are you going? I'm just tired of this shit. I'm walking around America with all this good ass dick and nobody to give it to. It's just sad. It's sad. What the fuck?

Are you lonely, my name? Yeah, I'm lonely. I'm lonely. I'm trying to change a bitch of life. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. file on a website that's up if you know what you don't there you go back

cell call on come oh oh 14 14 14 14 going twice one one one one follows we got one right here for Carlos call us right here going once all right one one's going once going twice going to got two two right three three for color so we got a start off no EBT card EBT card yeah he's got one once right here for Carlos can we get can we get two dollars can we get two dollars right here for Carlos two dollars on a Mexican Two dollars in a switch this week two dollars in a switch this week for Carlos Miller we got two dollars in a switch right here right here right here right here right here right we got a we got a word for us bank Walmart card right here for Joe what okay we got another card hold up hold up I like the girl I can see her deodorant yeah I like that that's the type of shit turned me on got the deodorant stain for Carlos I love what you can see her deodorant yeah I like that

I'm like you a secret don't you yep that's that secret that they give you luck job that's the green well you're not keeping the secret because we see it who is there white man sitting by you you know him that's your man your friend you're alive he been fucking because he leaned over like free of my he looking like man almost made it through the whole fucking show now they see me yeah it's too late now we see you man you in here we let you live Don't be turning red, white dude. You're trying to fuck. Tell her. Stop trying to be a good person and just ask.

That's your friend. Who bought the ticket? Who bought the tickets? He bought the- Goof-ass. That nigga don't want to be your friend. You thought he bought you a ticket in the front because you're a nice person.

You gotta be fucking crazy. Thank you for being my friend. I'm going to bussy again. y'all got history so that how long y'all been friends why he's sweating you know why he's sweating because the truth is about to reveal himself he's been wanting to fuck ever since y'all met white dude just stop being such a nice guy and ask for some of that pussy sometime she gonna get mad but if she keep talking to you you can get some like i'm like sure what's up with some of that how dare you try me like that he's scared he white he don't know how to approach her so

Yo, you're on ass. I didn't want to talk to you for a minute. He ain't never had no black pussy, no white pussy, but he ain't had none of your pussy. That's the difference. Oh, she said, she ain't say that. Oh, okay, y'all friends now. Oh, you used to fuck.

You need to get that niggas of coke. Oh, that's why that's the one that was laughing at the good pussy. That's why he bought them tickets. Yeah, he used to fuck. He was like, you're going to that show with that good pussy. She is. You're going to have a friend tonight. I ain't let you give it away.

They ain't hit that coots. He ain't. He did. You know about two summers ago? So you hit Amber yet? Four summers ago? Well, she keep fucking playing. Look, she only remember.

What's that? Three pumper, pox? What's you do for a living, my gee? No shit. What did you do? You got a job? You drive trucks? Oh, you got money, man.

Be safe, bitch. Don't be in the back of that truck. Oh, no. She want to take her on a trip on the Pepsi truck. You got 500 cases of guys. hundred cases of goddamn pepsies back there right now you know he got them pepsies on deck look look stop talking to him auntie then picked their tities up let me see who they're talking about ah they tell them see who they talk about they tell them see who they

talk about pick their tits up like she'd leave it come on what he at truck driver that sounds like my kind of man want to stop put them titties down auntie we ain't going nowhere Work job. Let them tears down. Let them go make to sleep. I think you hit for work. They're just riding through. Yeah, you know, I just heard 85 south. Yeah, exactly. Which I got to do a mobile tonight. Get ready for that shit that's going on tomorrow. Nothing. They got my god tomorrow. Titties everywhere. Is it a real marty car tomorrow? Nick invited me to some strip club here. What is it called? Lotus or what? Huh? Crisp cream. Courtesy cream. Hey, I'm on a crispy cream. Hey, I'm on a Kris

I'm scared crispy cream the name of the club is crispy cream bro the club is this be it bro you mean to tell me the club in the microwave nigger the cub in this bed I see one of them basically came right there she was like dude we got DC coming out I don't think I'm gonna get him they money back what's the name of the club do G cookies and cream we on the fly I shouldn't be on the goddamn fly I told them I didn't fuck made the flyer don't sue them Who made the flyer? Let me see. The nigga over the club, I told you to take y'all off.

Oh, nigga, we is on the fly. That's the old way, but I posted the new one. Cookies and Cream presents 85 South Show. A, nigga, I ain't got no cookies or no cream. Nica, we're mine there. I told that, nigga, take y'all off. The nigga, we're going to go up in there. They're going to be four big girl.

What y'all trying to do? I don't give a fuck. They can dance on me. Come in a, you give me a knick. It definitely going to be some big girls in there, the club named after a delicious snack cooking the cream only in mobile that's a little here you'd have been the cookies and cream before they sent me a Google map bitch you know the club fucked up go and send him the map so he can know what he

coming to niggins any ladies in here working cookies and cream keep it real where the cookies and cream ladies that oh got scranged my heart they over there so there you go that work at cookies and cream like us Right there. There you go right there. Oh, oh yeah, you're the house mom. There you go. Oh, no, I might be in cooking and cream. You don't work in cookies and cream. You want some cookies and cream. You don't work at cookies and cream. Why are you dancing like your name, Cheryl? Look like she can arm wrestle good. Come here. Don't fuck with her chico. She's too grown for us. Any woman who's standing up and do this you can't fuck with. Yeah, come on, young man. Ma'am, you really thought she was going to turn me on by charing your fucking hips? If you don't sit the fuck down, look like you're ready to go to the casino?

This get her cuckoochia with right here, Carlo. Oh, all 90s dances. Oh, big-a-titty. I bet your boots tight. Do your dance one more time. Do your dance. Do your dance. Do the untatian.

Do the untatians. You know, that's a shit. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Right now.

Think it'd be like shit. Yeah, that shit's starting bit off. Come on. Salute to everybody up top in the balconies. Y'all was still coming in late, but we see y'all a little bit. We fuck with everybody in the balcony. Salute to the balcony. I ain't gonna'all.

I can't see y'all. I don't even know if y'all still there. They won't. We didn't call. We already know that's the anonymous tip section. right there when you can't see him but they up there it's one thing up there with that jacket on i can see him yeah the nigger with the reflected jacket on hey with that low ass camera man you should have ran up there and got everybody it ain't like you got no weight on your shoulders hey dc

c what if that nigga ain't got on a reflective jacket what if that's really just a ghost that wanted to come see us ghost a moose that's a jacket right there hey what if you was a ghost bro i'd be a playful ad ghost i see you ma'am walking through here fine as hell with them blue jeans on. I'll be a plate with that little bit as coat. Oh, she got that half a jacket off. With the rest of your jean jacket at you, your jacket look like underage shoulder pads.

You look there, you got on 12 and under shoulder pads right now. Bitch, titty is up. They're all wrong with you. That's cut the damn jeans up and put them on your arms. This is your baby league jeans on her shoulder. All right. I want my jean jacket to look like 12 and under shoulder pads. What can we do?

Just give me the sleeves part. She come find the jacket so she cuts some pants. Hey y'all, y'all realized the last time we was in Mobile, we broke a fight up. That's how much they love us down here. I don't remember that shit. You don't remember? I heard that nigga went to jail.

It was right there. You remember they was about to fight over something. He was right next to you. He swung on you. He was nervous. You might have been a little nervous. You was like, fuck. You don't do this at the game stop.

What the fuck, bro? Yeah, but dude was about to fight. We came down and broke the fight. up and that nigga chill that's what it is he still went outside got a lot of stupid niggin went outside is that nigga here cause that disorderly conduct that that nigga still locked up for this shit y'all must know it's much about to be time to leave because y'all going to get to them cars to beat that traffic it's going to take you tell tomorrow to get out this bit yeah you ain't leaving you go get some hand in the car tonight

Mobile we appreciate y'all coming to fuck with us smile that boy like yes If you're traveling this summer. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Before y'all leave, before y'all leave. We got to get the picture and show what it looked like in Mobile. So I need everybody on their feet. Everybody stand up. Put your phones up so we can show them what it looked like in Mobile tonight.

How many beautiful black people came in fact with us the night in Mobile. Put your phones up. Even if your battery about to die, put your phone up. Put your motherfucking phone up. Because we're about to take a picture. and push a motherfucking phone up so I can be in there with you D.C. come to me. We gotta take this picture so these folks can leave and we in Mobile, Alabama, and we're about to take a pick on the camera.

Bitch! Tag yourself. You got a tech. Mobile. Mobile. Thank y'all so much, Mobile. And we out. PX!

Give it up for the 85th style show one more time, Mobile. If you love this show tonight, make some noise, Mobile. You just witnessed the new gays and comedy. Y'all give it up for D.C., young fly, one more time. You know it's crazy. Smiller and Chico Bean make sure you guys go on YouTube subscribe to the 85 South show you are now officially 85 percenters tell somebody what you're seeing here tonight this show will be on YouTube and if you were part of the show

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Get yourself an 85 South Show t-shirt, hoodie. We've got meaty, socks, and we also got the 85 South Show band up here. show band up here they gonna do something for y'all real quick I got my dog D-Clax on the keys D'Clax do something for Mobile Alabama you're gonna do a lot of language you shi shi shone you all right we're back we're live from Mobile Alabama show just went down you already know how it is man much love high energy we out here with it Make sure you stay focused and make sure you stay tuned.

Come to a city and you're real soon. April May or June, maybe July. We'll see what we can do. Put it in a track. So see. So see. Hey. Alabama.

All right. My mom. Woo, that boy, cold on them drunk. That's cut through y'all. And Mobile, y'all all know. Hey, J-O-N. J-O-N, do something for Mobile, Alabama. Boy, move as well.

Mobile we appreciate y'all coming out make sure you stop by the merchandise table pick up a t-shirt a hoodie make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe now all my people who have beat and green tickets stay in your seat someone will come out to check your ticket and we will get the meeting restarted as soon as possible. You, niggered line the mobile. Niggins had a do-rag on sitting nice, hearing me ask the question, I ain't clap one time. Fuck you.

but sometimes you don't even notice what type of female you're dealing with so after you fuck like you eat like you be missing signs I thought there one female I like how long you ain't had legs like I didn't know I didn't know the bitch that had legs all this time I know I were picking her up to take out on dates but I ain't know I were picking the bitch up for real well I don't pay attention we'd be missing the signs this black history month coming to an end I want to say this fellow we got to protect our queens this all we got to do got to protect our queen some nigger like boy you tripping but now I was talking to this one female

you know what I'm saying she was going through a little situation she was like I got into it with a nigga at the mall I was like what happened well I ain't gonna lie to y'all it was my baby mama know how slick her mouth in she'd get into it with a nigga at tomorrow she and he said some disrespectful shit to her he's talking to me well fuck you you fat bitch that shit ain't funny bro that niggins said that shit my baby mama I was like what you say she was like I got back with his a I told him fuck nigga I got a nigga at home who like it all like this bitch might be talking about our son because I ain't the nigger who liked that shit like it ain't me it definitely ain't me speaking of uh fuck niggas and shit like

that who saw that fuck nigga beat up dionte wilder man that shit was so far i mean i lost my whole light bill money on that shit man i don't need that nigg that white boy built worse than me and he won i'm like what the fuck that nigga built like a nigga who'd be cooking on the grill with flip flops That niggas in there, sticking it moving. Deonte, what part of Alabama he's from? Oh, they're quick to say that. Oh, he's from Tuscaloosa. Knicker ain't getting beat like that.

We don't play that shit. It's a nigga right now. I'm like, man, I think I could kill that white boy, nigga. I know I'll do what, I'll do it, I'll do it, I do it. That's how niggas in Mobile talk. They didn't repeat that shit by nine times. That's how he talked.

I thought that nigga was talking screwed and chopped. I was like, what the fuck he's talking about? You heard what I said, nigga I did after the first six time, you ain't have to say it again. Ooh, you coming in looking nice. What you got on? Go ahead and have a seat.

You look nice. Y'all clap it up for these females looking good as a motherfucker in here, man. These females will let you eat the pussy and won't they ain't let you fuck sometimes. She's talking about, let me sip my drink. I should knock that shit out your fucking hand. Oh, it's feeling on up in this motherfucker, man. What spots to hit after the show?

Ciggies and cream. I know, I know I'm a fat-ass nigger dog, but shit, nigga, I want to go to a bar or something. That nigger's telling me food and bakeries and shit. Oh, it's a script club. Cookies and cream? Somebody, oh, look. They're gonna fire at her. She got mad.

They ain't hitting on shit. Fuck cookies and cream. She got mad and fuck by cookies and cream. Well, shit, I'm just gonna go to my room. If anybody need a pussy, hey. Huh? What'd you say? I can't tell you that I'm in the quality ends.

Room 203. Fuck with me. Hey man, I just came to one to crowd up, man. Y'all are in for a big treat. Y'all clap it up for y'all. 85% of Hey, I'm there agreeing, feel free to follow me on Christian Mingle.

Hebrew underscore hips. I'm the nigger with the Bible and the box of briefs. Y'all get up for the 85 South Band and get up for y'all sales, man. Oh, over here. Got these motherfuckers working. What's up, Fong?

What's up? That's that case? Oh my goodness. Hold on, you go to the... Yeah. This one. Okay. He said a little bit more than two minutes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay. Pocus, fucking Pocus! You want to be your wets? Work it. Work it. has a spell on you oh shit hold on

all right have no money because it's spell on you bye baby um that shit cold filled with my side right this would be no house party

what being no man feel no man you dig um god Look, the Brom Queen made it. All fighting the shirt. You do a magic trick with this. That night will reveal, wah!

Oh, time. Get them the damn shit. Who shit that was? I don't out of y'all in there. It took the picture with $300,000. Shit, that's staying here for help. My turn today. One, two, three.

Three. Give them the shirt. Give them the goddamn shirt. All right, man. All right, man. Thank you. Thank you. You a fool boy.

Love. Uh-tee. Come on a way to that, T. I ain't know. I'm not over there. You're out from Archae. How you do we say? Oh,

live. You go out. You got hands on the bus for the city. Y'all need to mention to hold it up. This is the city bus driver. Did you see this? Jesus. Really.

I'm gonna swallow you hold. I'm like, I ain't seen Carlos in, you been weeks. Three, Carlos did he their ass. I know I said to get on the school bus, I ain't seen what that? She been looking for those herself. I ain't seen that. Hell yeah, that shit. They got that shaft level on.

All in they got that soft shaft level. You know she's driving the bus for the city. Who is the man who coming through with the mask of playing? The mask of playing. On three. One, two, three. Oh. Well, they ain't detectives.

Oh, man, Russell Wilson. Oh, look at the prom queen. Prom queen. What's that sweet? How you doing? How you doing? Hey, she's got. Hey, she's on.

Russell Wilson, husband and man. Yeah. Look at man. like the rock says. The rock says. The rock. How a smile?

On three. Yeah, no. One, two, a shoe, three. Not, you got on them, um, those past dance revolution. What's in? What's in, what going on?

Okay, my dad, what's your nerve? What the hell wrong with you? The rock? What do you got going on, the rock? Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. All the good niggins if you want to get a winner, get you a nigger that look like Russell Wilson. You got to get you a nigga and watch 85 Soush. All the good niggins look like Russell Wilson. Hey, man, we got to retake the pitch.

They take the pictures. They ain't even the same people. Nope. Y'all for ya now. Three. One more, girl. Put it on. She got three reins. Look at that.

She ain't bullshit. They're gonna be married for Elba and then something. Right. The motherfucker bit, though. You got to put all the thaw. Hey. Come on, get the picture again. Get the ring out.

Get in there, man. They're about to get married. Hey, man. You got to show the ring. There you go. There's going to go. There's going to go. Stop it!

One, two, three. Yay! Congratulations! How you feel? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And y'all are going to do the booty for real tonight. Y'all are Fiazza! Wait! Congratulations, man. That's what you're gonna get married. He said, baby, you know. Yeah. What?

That's a loud of the Russian boy. Oh, yeah. Hey, that's what you call the Russell Wilson the flat, right? Hey. Hey, what's on my guy? Hey. Where you go?

Oh, I'm going to. What they practice? Oh, word. That's right. Did you go there in the clock? I went to Wilson. Oh, you went to Wilson. What's that?

Let me y'all go. I'm like, Go, man, and read that out. No. I'm going to lie. Y'all are telling you on YouTube. What I'm like to get on your life. You'll read books online.

Two, man, read three books today. God damn, bad. They don't read them. We let them read them. They let them read them. You know what to say a little. Shout me. And nice shoes, man.

Get on these ass. Nice, bro. I'm about to get on your ass. Hey, what's up? Why you do that right now? Oh, you like them laser for? Mm-hmm. I know you do.

I got it. I know you do. Hey, baby. It's a lie girl. It's a land. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, somebody. It's like hip-bop. It's my. Pick it up, Joe, give it to him. Hey, bro. Hey, bro, what you gonna do, bro? How are you gonna follow that, bro? One, two, three.

I put the pressure on that. You next, you next, you next, you're next, you're what do you go do? Hey. You're going to do. You go. You go. Let's go.

Nick, go for it. Nick, I can take the bitch. He'll be like, take the bitch. Shit, it's too much pressure. Tell her, be thankful. You want to date? One three, one, two, three. I can't miss me.

I'm looking at the middle of everything. His girl love him and he's with his baby mom no more. God have saved you. Love you. He gave you a testimony to tell your story, bro. Can't she eat? Put a meal. Um-oh.

Pratchi. Fine. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. One, two, three. Oh, expensive outfit. When you're a lot of in Chicago. Expensive outfit?

She got dressed. She's a freakie. Only freaks ain't got time to do they have. Put a dread this. Everybody got tired of this. She's supposed to be allergic to the freak. One, two, three, three, and we can laugh at me.

Thank you, baby. I'm Joe. What's the freak thing I tell you what? What? You can't eat big about. My God. Look, look. All right, no, three.

One, two, three. Show that nigga, Chico. Show that nigga who the fuck he is, Chico. Come on my man, Brasley. That d'nick, look just like this name. That nigga looked just like ice-wared, nigga. Ice-win vessel in the field. That nigga look like that.

You're like that, niggins. Niggins are proposed to it, girl. What you gonna do is pop? My man Bradley. Hello, how are you? What's gonna do, OG? He just proposed to the girl, what's proper to you? I'm in the Army.

You proposed you all already? Yeah, I will be married. One, two, three. He said she's in the Army. Are y'all in the Army? Oh, congratulations. They just been two weeks ago. I'm getting married.

They're already married. They're already married. Mr. Brown, what's up? Why? Mr. Brown! What's up? What? Let me have your TV show, man.

For real. That's what it is. All right, on three. One, two, three. What it is, it is. You know, y'all need. Remember I'm named Johnson.

That's all be. Don't know these are from the beginning. Oh, these tennis from the beginning. All right. All right. All right. Those titties are mine. Those cities are mine.

Those cities are my. Those cities are my. I'm talking about the left tit, I'm gonna chill with it on two. I said I'm righted it, ha, I'm gonna chill with it on first. Come on. Go on. Lord, steady, all right. You do it.

I've been working. Hey, hey. All right, on three. One, two, three. What's up, baby? How are you? Y'all find me right from here, y'all. Y'all think we do like this.

Why? I know we didn't see it. We have to say it. Yeah! Stop! That's why you do that? Ah! Y'all!

Y'all! We don't see it! Yeah! We don't see it! Come on! Come on! Yeah! I'm not right by ice

Hey, come to stop, man I would not I know man Come on there, baby I fucking hate y'all Everybody Get out of here I would not laugh at that

now I would not The trick Girl you do it more time You Ah! We're going straight to hell, man! Ah!

Hey! Hey! What's you do? What's you do? What's your name? Knockout. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Where is my fault? Hold! Hold up on here, y'all, too. Hold up, y'all, y'all. Hold up, you got to do it just like you did. Hold up, y'all. My friend want to show y'all something. Hit it for him.

We! Ha! Ha! Ah! Ha! Hey! Hey! Hey!

What the fuck is wrong? What is wrong? Hey! Hey! Oh, my God! Oh! Why do you do us like that? Oh, my God.

All right, on three. One, three. One. One, six, one, two, three. It's so strong there, she! She said, y'all, ah! We got that, my baby. Oh, whew.

She said, she said, she said, she married and all the family. Go ahead. Wow. She said, y'all see me when I raised my hand. What's it? I see her.

Oh. I was over there, niggas and hit us for laughing like that. Boy, listen, I tried so hard. I went over there. I said, no, you cannot. You are not. I'm going back. You play with.

I'm going to laugh. I can't hold this shit in there. One, two, fuck that. You're over here playing thumbs up with a little. He over here playing thumbs up in the bed. He wants to thawing around the tree. She keeps getting it at it.

I don't know. I told you. This shit he wanted to rassum. Hey. This shit like that don't happen, Nick. It just don't happen. What's the odds of the nigger say of that shit? When she covered in here like, yeah, I heard y'all talk about me.

Listen, bro. I kept my compose while, like, I seen it from the far. One, seven, seven. She came on somebody. You seen me when I raised my head. Elbow. You, fuck! Devil elbow.

See you when you raised your wood. Come on, somebody. Shit. And I love back there over here. That hell, man, I ain't better to keep playing with these four. Oh, that shit, I just say. Oh, that shit, crazy, gang. I love my job.

Man. Oh! Come on, man, that's confident. That's company. That's confident, yeah. Yeah, she was pretty. Come on y'all. Come on, y'all.

You got that one. What? It works. And you didn't see if she put the bag on that. She put the bag on the old. There we go. There we go. And he put it on this on, she put the bag on it on.

She put that bitch in the air. Put that bag. School in. All three. One. Hey, bro. Three. Oh, me.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Clurdy, I appreciate y'all. Thank you. Oh, Z. I love, OZ. Woo.

What's up? Let me grab it's on, I want to get away. What's the guy? What's the social state? That what a man? That boy got some Chelsea boots on. All right, on three. One, two, three.

He's about to go. You don't want to take a picture or after we offend you, ma'am. She's gonna get a picture. She got another nigga. She ain't supposed to be here what happened. She can't be seen with it, man. Ah! Come on up here?

Two. Don't get us fucking back to that. Oh, no. What's an O. You drive, nodding around? You drive it on. He's ain't driving on. Smile, say cheese, cheddar.

Makes it better. On three. One, two, three. Two, three. Hey, they Dixie on some real shit, don't? I got an end of two of the head of this fucking shit, man. Hey, bro. I know y'all see me up there, move up, straight, strong.

Listen, I look down, right, because I know how goof I have. I'm like, you ain't going to laugh. Because that ain't what we do. We ain't going to lay. But I'm goofing, so I might. So I have to control myself. Man, that motherfucker. Y'all, you see me when I raised my hand.

I knew I did. Why did you say that? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. All right on three. One, two, three. So as I lose my mind, I keep my composure. Thank y'all so much.

Jesus. I go over here so I can control myself. Then I turn around and Chico is playing nub with her. What? I said that when she walked out, she said she put her in his face. She said, Chico, my name. All right, on three. One, two, three.

And let you know what we do come from the heart, man. Somebody else would have been offended. Anybody else would have been ready to fight with that motherfucker, but she wanted us to do it. Listen, that's what you call confidence. I don't care. Listen, people, what you call, confidence. Nigger, somebody like that can walk around with confidence,

but you're sitting down with both of your hands and ain't doing shit complaining. Get your sire ass up. Do your nub. She said on the couch. All three. One, two. And she put her bag on the nubbs.

She said, she gets my head. That's that handle. She made people look at her. She made people look at her. She turned the bag around. She turned the bag around. Hey, dress. Ah, that, okay.

Who wrote that with you? I don't want you raised. That was a phone. She just put a poem. She just a good one. She said, why had Jose posted the father? Because he had to pick up some Zanak for his Hispanic attack. Ah, it's crazy.

You wrote that? That was a good one. They got to be right. Cool. Hey. What's up, Joe? I didn't discuss this pride. You're on ATL with you.

Excuse me. Hey, beautiful. How you doing? I'm good. I'm good. Look, you want to open your eyes. I need you open. My eyes are open.

I'm like, give in the way. Your feet stuck. All right. How's up, man? Black belt. One, two, three. You're right. Y'all too.

Oh, my God. She's a 30 green black belt. She's a white belt. Yeah. before the game comes out they give them midnight everybody else has to wait a word they bring one on the code over and oh you ain't got a rar like fuck up oh oh oh it's nasty ew oh One fuck, they're sitting there.

Oh really? One, two, three. Oh, two, three. That's all right. No. No. That's how beautiful, man. How you go?

It looks like you go to the freestyle session and fuck them up. No, no, no, no. Yo, let's sit in here, let me look, yo, yo. Girls can rap, my nigga. One, two. Girls can rap, my, nigga. Got shit on lock like the dreds in my head, keep it rail. Girls can rap, my, again.

Got shit on lock like the threads in my hand keep it real. One, two, three. I come out of apocumbria. Come out of apicumbry and bitch, my niggins. Don't fucking sorry. It's a jacket on the ground. Ha ha ha! Come now.

Hey, my. Oh, my. Oh, my bitch. Who that? He said. He's on the ground. You get a bitch. With my father,

the fift. Oh, my fift. Oh, my fip. Oh, pit-pennepin. Wow! And you're with my dickens, man. Oh, three. One, two, three.

Hey, Racy, I'll really be back then, huh? Oh. Oh. Hold on. You got to get that shit up, man. That's talking about it, man. That's talking about it, man. Hold on the coat, man.

God, damn. The man put on the ground. You got dust on you. She's going to get back to the little thing. You ain't shit. She's strong. She's strong. She's a shot for the Olympics.

Oh. All right, on three. One. What over the hood? Which way? One, two, three. She's strong like them ladies that do. like them ladies that do this and another

that's what shit hey oh my shit I do a mushroom any bit that's shit How you doing man I got one train of mine here And they didn't spray the damps out, that they were like...

All right, oh, I love y'all, y'all, y'all, you can make this shit go smooth. I appreciate the o'clock. Then you shouldn't like me talking about the best. They go the best friends. They're shut the fuck on me. No, it's only like two girls that know everything about you. Really? It's one of them.

Word, you got that good, you get, come over the head. You're gonna get ridder than a motherfucker. On 10. One, two, two. She liked you on a long, she ain't gonna take. She didn't feel. Oh, man. What's the thing?

What? What? What? What's my man I didn't play for the canvas in the chief? Uh, Travis Kelsey is the father. All right Wait, me, let me get my shirt up.

Yeah, don't get that to your own. I got it off there in the bathroom. That's a landing. On three, one, two, three. I liked nothing, y'all. I was straight to the goddamn bathroom. You did. I'm like it.

Hey, y'all want a shit for now. Ah! Hi, to know how about it. Talk, talk. Talk, toss. You got to get a spell off in there. Have there a piece of your hair. Shottomata, car.

Yeah. Shillembaugh. All right on three, one, two, three. Well, I'd be scared to you now. As soon as I'm going to get one in my speech. Thank you, y'all have a good one. All right. What are you doing about it?

I am doing about it. Look. You're going to hurry me. How are you? We got a better at them. On three, one, two, Two, three, you got a bad ass, I missed those. A little striped master.

He's a white-eyed in front of loads. Oh, yeah. Stand in front of loads. Hey man, don't be letting her follow you around with shit. What's that African thing in there? You're making all this, boy? What's up, boy? Oh, go, go.

He's here. I know you. Burn a boy. What's up, my brother? Yeah. He's two. One three. One, two, three.

3. L.A. was like, he by himself. By himself. He looked like your father. This is your house to watch Love Jones. Come on up. You're going to watch Love Jones and I have some wild. Like you're in jail and animal prison.

You're like, I like cats. This is the teacher trying to give you some homework on the bill ring. Guys, guys, Monday. We got my place. Institution alive. I want to be a lot of person. Oh, three, one, two, three. One, two, three.

She's in a big-hand room by myself. Got 30 years. I want to be out of there. Get out of here. Don't forget, we're gonna go with a study guy. We got a big test this Wednesday, guys. She can't be made up. Come here, girl.

Come here, girl. Come here, dear. You're like, you stop me here about to be I'm just cutting with you. All right now. All right now, y'all, no better than that goddamn shit. On three. Start that shit again now.

Hey, y'all stop this. Hey, all right here are you now. Turn him loose. One, two, three. That's all you're here. You aren't military that. I know. I'm trying to shit.

You, boy. That's a zipping house, baby. You're all right. All right. That's why he got his own middle. I know. What's up? Oh, gee.

I got an old man, I didn't go away to that's a hot. They got a real rest of me that's all about how he's. Three. One. Two, one. Three. Oh, what's that. Ha!

Now, ha. They got to be a step. Whoa! That is shit. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.

We bring the real... Oh, man, this is our game. He's on the show. He ain't no woman on. Oh, man. That's on the phone. Ha ha ha ha. One.

Three. One. Three. Chico. There is a whole fly. Who? What? What?

Yeah. Oh, that. Oh. Shh. You got to slap, one. Yeah, man, you lied to that, OG? No. No.

You got a lad that, Nick? Said it wasn't that lie? Oh, no. Oh, no. One, two, three. That's cute. You want to leave on a fucking show or vicious? Y'all nays, you want to TikTok and all the whole that.

Whoa. What? Big video. Good fiddy. I'm going to have them to tell you that. Ha! He's dead ass here. What?

1. 2. 3. They're going to take a bad for them. 100. When y'all get 10, that been coming a property package. Yeah. We got to take these.

We don't get this. Oh, we good. I ain't nothing. Hey, not to... Come on in here. Are you on that? Oh, okay. Yeah.

Well, T's T. Come on. One, two, three. One, two, three. Hey, well, I thought I'm beautiful. You first get you grown, folks, too. On three.

Come on three. One, two, three. Hey, well, I thought I was still in here at baby, baby, too. I thought we're very One, two, three. Who can watch his standing stage? Ass like a baby potato.

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