The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Montgomery Roast Session W DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller, & Chico Bean | Ep. 184

Episode Date: May 24, 2019

The three coldest comedians in the game connect in Montgomery Alabama to bring the laughs to the people! On this episode, everybody gets roasted - from the security guards to the Baps in the front row... and everybody up in the balcony. The fellas discuss the new laws being passed in Alabama and across the south and create an all-new rnb jam for Montgomery Alabama! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:55 Start clapping right now. Right now, give it up for Tino Bees, D.C., y'all class, and Farno Spiller, the next Kings of Comedy. How y'all feel? Look at this shit. I said, how y'all feel? Volckeri! Sit your way down. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Sit your head down. Sit your head down. Sit your eye down. Oh, what's up, niggins in the top, Wanda! What's up at the top? Man, look at these ladies. We brought them out. What the fuck you got on?
Starting point is 00:02:56 He's like, you're going to sell some pussy at Gotham City after this. There you go, man. He said it put that city trans. Hell no, with the pouch. Look at this right here. The good part of the front. The pouch's coming to put here. We got them all in here tonight.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Florida is it? Montgomery what's going on with y'all, man. how y'all feel in the night now we need more energy than that how y'all feel in the night montgomery we're wearing the gump look look look look let's get white man oh shit show that fucking started oh shit ah got ASAP on the back of your shirt as soon as possible let's get these niggers out of here ASAP let's hurry up no if some shit happened he wants some help They hit her day, ugly, boy, that's what wrong with two. They make all the rookies get a shave hat cut.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Man, leave him alone. He gonna go home beat the shit out his girlfriend. Trial motherfuckers, you're not taking me serious. Uh-oh, then they put the niggas in green. Look how they do it. They put the niggins in green. Y'all think I'm looking like you're working six flags. Shit out last time.
Starting point is 00:04:22 They look like parking attendants. All right. On the inside. They got to keep an eye on the nigger, so they put them in light colors, I see him. Look, she got her flash, like, watch it, niggum. I would direct you out this motherfucker. What's the difference between the green and the y'all, niggins? They asap.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Oh, they sometimes. Okay. Asap and sometimes. Asap and sometimes. Look at her with that orange. Ah, ah, ah. Ah. She like, no, man, they're talking about it.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Look at the nigger with her. He was like, god damn, and I knew it. See, stop. She like, oh, what are you talking about? The nigger that was with her, didn't he turn around. He just dropped his head. Fuck. She like, bang. He's like, no, let keep going, bang. Don't turn around.
Starting point is 00:05:15 They're going to see you if you turn around. She got the hand on that hip. Oh, Mom ain't playing. She ain't playing. She ain't playing. On the stove at the house, you was making them greens for you left in you. Them motherfuckers are simmering right now. She's like, yep.
Starting point is 00:05:33 That's Florida Evans. Nah, that's Alabama Evans right there. She in the building. I feel like poetry. You know how to do poetry, ma'am? Ma'am, you know how do poetry? I just feel like you know how to do poetry. Anybody with a fro, I guess you do poetry.
Starting point is 00:05:54 She probably got a mean-ass point about some shit. You ain't even think you can make a poem about cornbread, cornbread, cornbread muffins. They are so delicious, but they are tough to make, but not for me. I clean the plate. When you eat the plate, I am Alabama Evans. Alabama Evan. Alabama Evan. Alabama Evans.
Starting point is 00:06:17 It's a good-ass trap couch right here. Sold a whole bunch of dime bags on this couch right here. Yep. They keep getting us the couches from Martin, nigga. I don't know where we keep finding these bitches at. They don't even make this kind of leather no more. This is a good, this is a good, what, what, what, what, what, I like that. This is a good rhythm right here to be.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Um, do it. How you do it? When you do it. And we want to go bad, you can. Ah, ah, ah. Hey. No, they do. Know that nigger young.
Starting point is 00:06:50 My thighs burning after about seven of their parks. Lay your big head down. Fuck that you got to get them hips got to get them hips in motion boy that Montgomery Alabama we're in the gunk tonight man with it We're in the gump Montgomery Alabama Racist is Montgomery Alabama
Starting point is 00:07:14 oh when I come to Alabama What you say I'm single when I come to Alabama What you say I'm single when I come to Alabama Hey I'm single when I come to Alabama Come to Alabama Who gonna give me some pussy? Hit that one again.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Who gonna give me some pussy? Bitch, did you hear me? The 85 south. You know what it do. We in Montgomery and you know we isn't true. We're trying to get in. We're trying to get lit. She tried to give some pussy,
Starting point is 00:07:52 but you were not with it. She said, boo, boo. She raised her hand. No? She said, me, me. I get the . Don't take that. No, you will not.
Starting point is 00:08:02 No, you will not. Go clear your thump first. Shout out to the two white people right there that own the building, making sure this shit don't. Hey! How you doing? They do moonshine. Moonshine.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Good white people from Alabama. Hey, man, we're going to be in there. We're going to have mic sure everything good without building mic. How the hell you know about us, boy, y'all got there. Pure White. Pure White. We are. We are in here.
Starting point is 00:08:26 What if they watch the hell out of the show? She'd be calling him at work. Did you hear her D.C. say it on the 85 South Shower? Bad boy is plumbed. You hear me? They were nervous, so they bought four extra seats, so ain't nobody sit beside them. Just buy the extra seats.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Don't, I don't try. I mean, I won't see them, but I don't know the rest of them. So just by the four seats. And they go to end, too. They're in the middle just in case they got a run. You called them out. They've been doing this shit for years. They've been doing that shit.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Hey, white people lead their girlfriend too. Why did you leave me? Those niggers are crazy, babe. Y'all probably had nightmares about, y'all watch Menace in Society. That's a horror movie for y'all. It's gonna be scared, and they're gonna pull up. What about them? Hell no, they're here.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I was like, no, calm down, ma'am. You'll see somewhere down now. down there. See, look at your ticket, yeah, it down there somewhere. I don't have to see the ticket. I know where the seats are. It's over there somewhere. Ah!
Starting point is 00:09:38 Y'all seats back there, y'all just walk up here like y'all hold them seats. Yeah, go ahead, they're right there. Excuse me. But they can't say nothing to her, because she ain't gonna even turn around. Get your ass over there and sit down, now. Shout out. Like church.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Shout out to the lady just came in with the head like storm from the X-Men. I feel you had to make that from scratch. Hold up, bro. Hold on it's great. You got, you got Jimmy. She said, yep. You, man.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Who you? We got the Project X-Men in this motherfucker. What the fuck going on in this section right here? They go ranch, soy sauce, and salt. Call them the condiments. Stay in here. They're the con. That's the R&B group, the condiments.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Bitch. We the condiments. We're going in there tonight. Gonna see us. You know who they want to fight? Who? Any bitch that says some. Right?
Starting point is 00:10:31 She said, y'all. Hold your guard, how do you hold your guard? Come on, bitch. What are you going to do? They really scared, though. They just talk good guy. Come on, ain't about... Now, y'all do look like y'all.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Now, y'all do look like y'all know how to get beat up gracefully, though. Y'all got to kill me! I'm still woke. Oh, shit. Where y'all from? Y'all from Montgomery? Gotta be. Where y'all from? Huh?
Starting point is 00:11:10 Y'all from Atlanta? You ain't drive up here to be disrespectful. You did not drive over here to do that. Don't claim I said that y'all is from Montgomery, Alabama. Which one of, which one is your brother? Huh, De Mario. Who is DeMario? He from Montgomery, Alabama.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Oh, oh. She said he hosts this show. We ain't never met that nigga. He must got his own 85 song show. No, he was on the 85 highway, for real. Huh? You drove all the way from Atlanta with the see-through shit on? Y'all came from clax?
Starting point is 00:11:53 Clack, just to see y'all. Y'all, y'all came from clacks? What, the fuck is clacks? What, clacks? Oh, look, let me find the Alabama, nigger. Let me find the Alabama, nigger. Tell me what, what the fuck? Where the fuck is clacks?
Starting point is 00:12:07 Niggas said, they ain't never heard of that. No, nothing about clax. Hell, no, we got to figure out who these bitches is. Fuck that. Right. They were, they worked undercover for Charles to point. It came from the clinic, y'all came from claps, okay? Clanton.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Clanton. Oh, clinton. Oh, shit. Look at everybody. Oh, hell, there's still away from them, bitches. That's dangerous. There's a lot of goddamn noise for Clayton. What clinton at?
Starting point is 00:12:35 What clinton at? Well, this is who y'all got representing y'all right here. This is. Right. And she got money to. Front row, a bitch stunt. Right. Hey, look.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Her home girl, like, what's you gonna wear a see-through pussy? All that right all of that see through pussy little pouch already on the outfit and what the pouch cover the pussy yes all of that and then Carlos you know what's crazy if you unzipped the pouch you can see the pussy through the top you're like oh that's creative than a motherfucker man she got a pussy in our pouch she got our pussy in her pouch she got our pussy in her fanny pack we live in now here this shit looked like a mega church what is that you playing this is it like you playing some blue is it? Some shit off from the 7th. I feel like catching the holy ghost, nigga, what the hell of that? Hey, I said, come on y'all.
Starting point is 00:13:29 If God is in the house tonight, let me hear you say, hallelujah. See, that's why you can't give a bass, guitar, nigger, no time to play shit. Come on, y'all. Hallelujah. This is church they go to, they listen to music like that. Hey, we got an organ player too.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Hey, we get an organ player from. That nigger Squaw. You don't want to do nothing else for me? I didn't even know that was an organ. I thought that was a keyboard. This nigga scrohn. You too scrohn to be playing the organ, don't you think? Let me need to be insecure to God for A's see what you got.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Let us see what you got. Hold on. We're about to see if the organ player nice. Let me let us see what you got. You ain't did shit. You ain't did shit. You ain't did shit. Come on.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Play that fucking music, big on, nigga. That's some shit he just made up. Play that fucking music, big on. Like, can you play something we know? Uh. Like, lean on me. That's the shit you want to hear in the audience. That's the shit you want to hear in the audience.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Something they can recognize. Play something everybody know. Hey, Jay on me. Look at this bitch. We don't know that. I don't know they. I don't know this one. What is here right here?
Starting point is 00:14:57 This is shit. That music they play right before you join the church. If anybody needs any prayer come down to the front. God is here. God is in your life. Come on down. We got the blessings for everybody. It's all in that one deeke, they'll be like. We're about confidence here at the church of the 85 South. One of our members here was ashamed of myself last Sunday,
Starting point is 00:15:21 but we got a whole front of the pussy just out because God loves them. We don't judge nobody here at the 85 South show. If you want to come to church with your pussy out, that's your pussy. Turn it off, turn that on. Y'all are fucked up people. I think there ain't anybody for to join the church.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Bro, we gotta see who in here tonight. They don't do that white people. They don't wait to nobody join the church, dude. Don't do that. Listen. Nobody joined the church. They were like, all right, you guys are free. Hey.
Starting point is 00:15:56 They can join the white church online. We got to leave him alone. His hands moving. He's like, they got damn one more time. I promise. They're going to see exactly what they say. I'm going to pluck the fuck out one of these motherfuckers. I don't give a...
Starting point is 00:16:12 I don't give a fuck. He our number. We'll beat his ass. We ain't going to have to. They ain't gonna have to. She gonna beat him up. The girl with the titty's in her lap, she gonna fuck him up. She got, look at them titty. They just sitting in the lap watching the show. Man, what size are those? What size of those beautiful?
Starting point is 00:16:30 Those two fifteens right now. You know what size is that? The size of them is Nissan Maximum. What size of those beautiful? Nissan maximum. They are D. They are D. There ain't no way those are D.
Starting point is 00:16:43 There ain't no D. You got your titty. Yeah, the bottom is. There's a D, what's the top? Right. You got your titty stuff in that bar. That's a D like some niggas wearing two small joys and shit.
Starting point is 00:16:54 I win a L.m. Give me the nine. That's the only one y'all got right there. Take the soul out. Mm-hmm. What's out of the middle? There ain't no D child. No, it can't be.
Starting point is 00:17:04 D. Wood. You know why she said there, D? Because when she take them out, they go, dude, dude. You like, oh. Shit. God damn. Do do, do, do.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Oh, that's why you said A&D. That's a triple D's. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. That's a triple D. Do, do, do, do, do. Oh, yeah. I get it now. Okay, that why A.K. would be like,
Starting point is 00:17:30 that when you take that show down, they'd be like, ah. But look how they're sitting there just watching the show, like she had to talk with them in the car. Look, when we get in here, y'all don't get in there, act like you don't be got no goddamn sin. Get in here and shit. Sit your ass. Listen, man, we are expanding in our fan base.
Starting point is 00:17:49 We got the two Hispanic players in the front. What's up, what's your, G? Who did that I got? No, they look like construction workers. Yeah, they're like, he fresh off a roof. Straight out, come on. Who got I got Salina? They don't even know Spanish.
Starting point is 00:18:04 What do you say? Don't say what? Wait, what you mean? What the fuck you mean? What the fuck you mean? We don't give a fuck We don't know what you're at That one
Starting point is 00:18:19 He don't try to tell He was coming in here to do construction Oh my God They haven't a shop, me go It looks like the roof Is already on if they see I guess we can stay The crazy thing is his 85 show
Starting point is 00:18:33 They printed that shit up in the trunk He was like, just make it from scratch, man We've seen it and we just put it on You're going to hell fucking with you We ain't going to hell We love with the Mexican I vote with his men.
Starting point is 00:18:44 You didn't even ask if they was Mexican. They could have to mention. He got to be. Look at his house. Oh, time out. Time out. Time out. You're not a Mexican.
Starting point is 00:18:52 What are you, brother? You're not a Mexican. What are you? Which one? A Mexican. He can't tell you because he ain't supposed to be here. You asked him where he's from. The motherfucker said, another country.
Starting point is 00:19:07 We knew that. Which country? The other one. Which one? The one. He said, not one like this one, but not this one. How about your man right there? Where you from, gee?
Starting point is 00:19:19 I don't, he said, that's my brother. He's from the same place as me. Look, his brother's smarter than him. His brother, like, New York. I'm from New York. I don't know where this thing. That's Mario and Luigi. I know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:19:29 I see it. Where y'all from, for real, man? Guatemala. Guatemala. Yeah, I lead them niggas along. Yeah. They'll turn your ass right in the guacamole, nigger, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Them niggas are cut you up with a rusty Man, what? That cut you up with your fingers. Shout out to the couple that just walked in because they was arguing in the car before they walked in. Bitch, come on. I got the motherfucking tickets on my fucking phone. Looked a good, girl. He looked like he got one of these type of head. Bitch, I don't know you.
Starting point is 00:20:00 She ducked that shit and caught that nigga under the chin. Bop, bitch, I got brothers. Niggins, I always say they don't give a fuck until you call. I don't give a fuck. Hey, man, you're about to call on, dude. Chill out. Shout out to all the smart niggas who know to grab your girl and hug her real tight because she'll swing on your ass if she'd get mad.
Starting point is 00:20:20 That's right. You see how didn't know niggas laugh because we all been hit, unexpected. That shit really be funny though. I don't get a fuck. I don't get a fuck. How hard a bitch hit you? That shit would be hilarious, especially when a nigga like that shit. What nigga liked to get punched by that girl?
Starting point is 00:20:35 Can be like, man, shut the fuck. She'd be like, you fuck. She'd be like, ha. She is not in Alabama. Alabama, these women down here hit like niggas. You go on to sleep, you let her hit too clean. She gonna knock your ass clean out. Bitch.
Starting point is 00:20:51 But see, that's when you gotta know. Listen, if you know your woman like a UFC fighter, you got already know certain words is gonna make her swing on you. Like bitch, when she says, who you call the bitch? You already know. Chill out, chill out, chill out.
Starting point is 00:21:04 You're about to give some self-defense classes. Right. He goes straight to self-defense ball. Look at these digger, escorted by the siftful ass security. Come on see that over there Escort me bitch Who else we got in here tonight?
Starting point is 00:21:18 Let me see Got a lot of people You got a lot of motherfuckers We ain't a dress, none of our niggas People in the back there They're cooler like People up top Salute to the people up top
Starting point is 00:21:26 We always love y'all They're cooler like they in VIP or something Yeah, yeah You know why we work with y'all Look at the nigga right there With the popcorn You better not follow up That nigga was posing like he was in a dip set video
Starting point is 00:21:40 That nigga holding on the popcorn Like, I'm hungry, ugly, like, cap. Don't fall over. Top part of your hell on. That nigga had that pop-polled at the movies last night. He brought it with him. Shout out to my man right there. You ain't laughed at shit yet.
Starting point is 00:21:57 I don't know what type of jokes we got to tell to amuse you, nigga. Who? Who? In the blue chain shirt? No, my man right there with the white shirt on with the gold chain. That's in the shirt. Yeah. I thought that nigga had on the chain.
Starting point is 00:22:08 No, that's in the shirt. Oh, okay. Where you from, Big Holmes? You're from Montgomery You ain't from my fucking courtyard A happy hill in one of them places, is it? Me and leave that nigga alone He's country
Starting point is 00:22:21 He gonna laugh at all this shit next week Yeah, no Boy, they got their chico stoo-me, fuck, what? They were talking about me? That ain't gonna be. They were told me about me? I ain't got that chico got in the fucking
Starting point is 00:22:39 with me, oh, fuck, no, man, what? Mama ain't playing no game. She's like, this my last time. Look, bitch, you over here. I told you the first time you wasn't over there. You can tell she'd do this. You run this building, because the way she points, she don't even tell you where to go.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Like, which way, Mama, look, figure it out, okay? Just not beside the white people. They bought the four seats, so they get the only ones they can sit right there. She's the only one that's regulating that's walking down. Why ain't nobody else moving? She won. And...
Starting point is 00:23:11 Like this shit. Shout out to this section over here. You know what I mean? What's up with y'all? Y'all in a couple? He said, yeah. How long y'all been together, Biggie? About two years.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Bye, nigga, you heard him. Bout. See, in black time, that's really like 15, 17 months. Right. That's the thing. When you ask black people how long they've been in relationship, you got to ask them, like, is it been a street, whatever it is?
Starting point is 00:23:39 Like, if they say 10 years, What is it, a straight 10 or a ghetto 10? You know, that ghetto 10 be different. Y'all go together for a year and a half. Y'all break up, she'll try to run you over with the car. You know what I'm saying? Your grandma gets sick. Y'all meet back up at the hospital.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Then y'all get back together. Then y'all, she gets pregnant the third year. Well, how you killed all that? You just got to kill all that. We'll just clear it up. What's that? Just talking. We just talking to me anything.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Bitch friend, fucking shit. Girl, shit. My cousin, she. I respect that. We talk. Y'all, how you doing, man? Y'all, y'all together? For real?
Starting point is 00:24:15 She hold her purse, like, you're a thief, nigga. She don't trust this nigga, for real. She doesn't trust her. She'll be appreciative, but she don't trust them. You in the back, nigga. Fuck wrong with you. Fuck about to walk all the way up there and hit the blunt. The nigga won't be the top of down and be like, all right.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Hey, D.C., D.C. Hey, D.C. Tell them to give you one them lime green shirt. So you can look at ASAP. Look at ASAP. He ready got me fucked up. Man got me fucked up. But you ain't D.C., who out there, bro? He ain't put in on this blood. I don't know what that nigga lips been. He probably is booty.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Look at A. DC, you ain't had nothing to work. Look at ASAP. Oh, ASAP. You've been to come saving this. You've been to come saving this. So you call me a nigger? Man, get your ass away from it. I can't take this nigger no well, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:15 He don't know how to fucking act. You know Aesap can fight. That they got on some pinn loafers. Facked in a motherfucker. That nigga ain't bullish in. I appreciate your Aesap. Appreciate you Aesap. Aesap, boy, that nigga walk right behind me
Starting point is 00:25:28 without even saying. And his arms don't go down further than this. He's going to move. We got action. We got action. Calm down. Calm down. Don't move.
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Starting point is 00:29:24 We love you. Good night. Aesat been in the Navy. He knows how to swim, but he don't know how to book. You better leave him alone. You know he got some videos on YouTube. but him shooting a gun real fast. Now that's my 32.
Starting point is 00:29:40 If I get my 38, it's gonna be some hell to pay. I beat, Lowe, I'd be... How'd you walk away from it, Lowe? Oh, old way, man, got that walk. They get tired. That's that up here go another nigger won't what's standing outside right now. Yeah, we told them they had to be out of there by 11 I don't think they're gonna do it. They still coming in. I don't know what time they posted that the show is going to start up but we're gonna be out here one o'clock niggins so get ready call your people and tell them you ain't gonna be home man that's listen I salute y'all Alabama man that's fucked up that what the white men is trying to tell the ladies what they can do with their bodies out there
Starting point is 00:30:29 That's a bullshit. That's some bullshit. That's some bullshit. Can't tell y'all to keep that. Can't keep nothing. That's disrespectful as my mind. Like, what do you think they was like in the meeting? Well, I mean, they listen to the music.
Starting point is 00:30:40 They listen to bust down, thought the honor and all that. Well, in the great state of Alabama, you can bust the thought the honor down. But if you're knock her up, you're gonna be a daddy. That's where that happens. That's fucked up. It is fucked up. It can't make me. Almost raw rubber the other day.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Almost. Almost. What made you steal that way? I started back believing in myself. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I know how to fuck without getting it. It's the best.
Starting point is 00:31:09 I know how to fuck without getting up pregnant. You gotta pull out before you pull out. Every grown man, he'll know. About the pre-pull out. What's the pre-pull out? That's when you get you about 13 strokes, then you pull the dick out, wipe it completely. I'll start all way over.
Starting point is 00:31:25 He clapped. He knows. He knows. You get, all, go here, go here. You back straight. Once you in there, you end. You ain't no coming out. Ain't no coming out for me.
Starting point is 00:31:38 I didn't already say it. It is documented. I do not know how to pull out. Do not trust me. I don't believe none of that shit I just told you if I told you that. I am nothing in you, ma'am. This is your seaman. I don't pull out.
Starting point is 00:31:52 I don't believe in it. Because when you got to think about, you got to think about where you're about to nothing at. You know how scrubs for that is. When you're about to nothing at, you're about to nothing. You're like, you know what I need to put this in? Ah, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. And you might be able to...
Starting point is 00:32:07 Fuck that, bitch. You might get everything, man. I have to stop doing this shit because I'd be high. What you do? I'd be like, I wonder if I could hit the ceiling fan. Hell, not no more. After 30, you can't hit shit,
Starting point is 00:32:19 but whatever is real close to you. Your nut, don't even travel far no more. How many ladies have been disappointed trying to get nasty with your nigga? Shoot it on my face. You're like, bet, baby. And that shit just hit the car. like, oops.
Starting point is 00:32:31 I thought it was gonna go further than that. I didn't lost my distance. I did that shit one time. I was tired. Real talk. My girl gave me to see him and I went back and put it on the fade of the motherfucker. I got there.
Starting point is 00:32:42 And like, he didn't want to go to them over. Like, I'm like, shit. And that's the thing, you might be able to pull out before you nutting some pussy. If you ain't never nutter than no pussy, your pull-out game is probably extra strong. Hold up. Don't even say nothing else.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Look how quiet it got. They're nacing him. They're missing. Yeah, because everybody in here can't wait to get some fucking in when they leave here. Most people anyway. Look at her. She's taking it down, bitch. Look at the best.
Starting point is 00:33:08 That's a big girl, too. You already know, nigga. Ooh, big girl. Ah. Guess why I lick it? I lick right between that part. Right here, I lick it. That crease.
Starting point is 00:33:19 I love big women. They got about eight tities. They have these two. Then the two that be on the top. Then the six that be in the back. Don't forget. about them two right now. Nick, I love a back titty.
Starting point is 00:33:31 That back titty, when she take the picture and turn around, you can see my four back. I like all of the big girl that only take neck up pictures. Ooh, what you hiding, bitch? Ooh. I love how all big girls got the same voice. You're so stupid. You are so stupid.
Starting point is 00:33:50 I'll be watching the 85 show. Y'all's so damn dumb. Hey, big girl, breathe through their mouth and teeth. I'm like, oh, that shit so sick. The breathe in. You get the fuckinger, good. They confuse you, you, you know. See, they're looking at us like, what you mean,
Starting point is 00:34:10 big girl? I'm talking about, like, if you get naked and you still can't see nothing. If I go to put my all around your whole body and he's just on your neck, now I got to massage your neck. That's all shoulders. you got your arm on fuck that they lay down you got to push that stomach back a little bit
Starting point is 00:34:33 put your knee in place to hold it back then fuck what got your ass now mabel all we we're fucking with her neck oh my god massage her neck shout out to all the skinny as women too them look skinny ass women yeah they take it i don't know where'd be going you'd be like Where is this dick going? She is sending this dick next door. There's no way she's putting this in. You can see it, too. Oh, hey, listen.
Starting point is 00:35:09 There we go. What's up, Mama, with the blind hair walking in? What's up, baby? They was beef her earlier. No, she didn't. She's looking like Puck Daddy Mama in here with that blonde hair. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Love you. She managed them. That's their management. As a house mom she snuck in here to mason they're doing what they're gonna be doing I like her what's your name mabelin what's your name I love you too babe yeah what's your name man I called it what's your name boo and I am bitch I'm great what you say I didn't mean well you Ashley oh your name me no damn man With a blonde wig.
Starting point is 00:35:55 No, I'm probably Ashley because she cut a little view out the wig so she can see. Her name only Ashley when she put that blonde wig on. She got nine other colors. She's nine different names. I'm Stephanie with the blue one. I'm Keisha with the purple. What you do for a living, Ashley? Live.
Starting point is 00:36:10 You're a hairstyle. You did that yourself, didn't? I know you did because the way your face is out, it's a perfect cut. I see it You did that shit She take that motherfucker Oh she got them Allen Iverson platts
Starting point is 00:36:29 Up under that motherfucker Check up Nicker You're like nah I don't want to play You stupid Let me see who else They want to enjoy the show
Starting point is 00:36:41 But they can't We're trying to Yeah They want to enjoy the show They want to come around the baby Shit Nick you know how we do We can see who ain't here
Starting point is 00:36:48 Let's get some love to the people Let's see who ain't hell bro What's up, big man? What's up, gee? What's up, Big, oh, my God. This nigger jean shirt is the last one ever made. Your shit is extra big.
Starting point is 00:37:05 How you get it? What size is that? 2X. They make jeans shirts. She's going to walk off. That nigga got a choke on. Just walk off. It ain't a choker.
Starting point is 00:37:13 That should have come down to my neighbor. If I put it on, that my fuck is tight. What's your name, Big Honey? Look at you. J-Daw. Appreciate you for coming out, Jay Dog. move to you're gonna split that motherfucker what's up gee how you doing what's going on with you main strong would you play basketball something what you
Starting point is 00:37:28 play for oh miss then what's your name london jackson london jackson leave him alone that they can shoot I know him he went to old miss and they get hooked that's Lonnie Jackson right there he got a good hand hook shot yeah yeah he good big Lonnie we got Lonnie Jackson in the house what was a shooter and I don't how your name what's your name what's your name You D. Green? You don't got no first name. Just D. Green. You and her titty's got the same name. D. Green and D. Green. That's what it is. Where you from, D. Green. You from D. Green. That's your lady right there. That's your wife. How long y'all been married? Four years. Make some noise for them. Married for four years. D. Green and his wife's been married for four gifts. What's your wife name? Ashley. Hey, Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. There's a lot of Ashley's in this one, fuck. You know. It's an Ashley back there trying to out.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Ashley you Oh, it's a lot of Ashley's What's going on? I ain't even talk. He don't even want to be spoke to. This nigga is like, man, move on, man. I'm a light skin killer. What's your name is?
Starting point is 00:38:34 Wayne, I know you're selling it all the dope in Montgomery. They got the diamonds on and everything. What you do for a living? He's a barber. Hey, look, I ask him, I asked him what he do for a living. I said, I work.
Starting point is 00:38:52 You do worse than our Mexican partners. They don't know where they're from. You don't know what you do. That's your partner right there. What's up, G? Huh? That's your brother. What you do for a living?
Starting point is 00:39:02 You train? You're a trainer with a gut? Damn, I don't trust you, Nick. Fuck, you're gonna help me. He's a barber trainer. He's a barber trainer. Don't use them and this on that shape up right there. Use the other ones.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Those are good. When you train that, man, promote yourself. remote yourself private trainer so what should will you ask what C square with C square y'all know what that said that's on the barbershop chart all see it on the barber shop shop make some noise for these two niggas right here and then I just found what's up with you man how are you doing god damn we got the big show chin in this motherfucker what's going on with you big man what's your name G Jacob Wilson
Starting point is 00:39:48 Jane and Willis Wilson That's your lady right there Tonight See only a white man can say some shit like that That's your letter tonight I don't even fucking like her like that She got that new F-150 I want
Starting point is 00:40:04 So I figured I'd right down here with her And see if I won't purchase it Chico that's because white women That give you some pussy Like they don't know you in the morning How did I get here How did you find out about the 85 South Show, G. Her? Oh, you fuck with us, huh, ma'am? Alright, that's what it is. What's your name?
Starting point is 00:40:23 Salamtha. What's your name back? Carly, how did you find out about the 85 South Show? You just follow her? She used to fuck with put her up on it. You said a black dude she used to fuck with put her on it? Yeah. Look at her lamb. She's like, how do they know me so way, yo? I didn't even know they knew She gonna leave him alone bro. He ain't hit it yet He had to he had to promise like she promised him some pussy if he came to this black ass shop Oh shit She like that black dude she like that black teak
Starting point is 00:41:04 She's like that black cock Hey I ain't gonna tease you no more man you got them goddamn real cowboy boots on Yeah exactly oh shit Can't be easy. Motherfuckers. That's real leather. Yeah. Alright.
Starting point is 00:41:21 I'm gonna leave him alone. He probably really with ASAP and wait for some shit to jump off in the back. Oh, the ladies just got in late. Hey, ladies. She's gonna get there. Nah. I ain't far. Oh, look at the ass on the big girl walking up there.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Ooh, we big baby. Yeah. Don't pull up your ass now. She's trying to pull her drawers out of her ass when she won't. Ha ha ha ha. I'm right behind your ass now, yep, I'm on your ass now. Move, I want to see hers. There it is, ooh-wee.
Starting point is 00:41:54 There you go, girl. That ass crack is long, baby. Good, long, good, beautiful booty crack. Like, she's like waving, like, yeah, bitch, I'm here. Yep. What's up, Jeet? What's up, what's your big home? How you doing?
Starting point is 00:42:14 What's happened with you? Hey, how y'all doing back here? Y'all, what y'all do y'all? What y'all got some characters in this bitch. You think he's crazy, man. Hey, y'all, I asked this nigga what he do for a living? He said, make dreams come true. Boy, you won't get your stupid ass on.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Hey, I salute to y'all. Y'all niggas got the noses of all noses back here. That's why y'all can sit in the back. You can see what we're about to say before we said. Yep, they're about to say something about the Montgomery. Oh, what the fuck, nigg. What the fuck is you doing? This nigga Booju Baton and try to sneak up on the nigga. What's up, Booju?
Starting point is 00:42:53 Go ahead, Booju. What's happened, gang, so I'm going to go ahead and let you. That nigga got wheelchair legs. Hey, I know that's a real nigga. He smelled like incense. This nigga smelled like, this nigga smelled like Egyptian musk. I was like that. He must have been burning some.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Oh, we got some more white ladies here. Hi. How are you? What are you guys this? What's your name? Sidney? Sydney. Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Jenna got them old Navy flip-flops on.
Starting point is 00:43:24 I know you're a real white girl. Are you? You look like you manage your bed, bath, and beyond. You're in charge somewhere? You're a hairstylist, too. Are you a hairstylist? Oh, she didn't understand English. She was like, I didn't know the nigger was.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I didn't know the nigger was gonna top to me that long. I didn't know. Yeah, I'm gonna leave him alone. What's up, babe? What's up with you? How you doing? This nigga recording the show is Auntie. Don't stop now, nigger.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I didn't caught him record. He's like, oh shit, they see me. Nigger trying to get this show for free and shit. What's up with y'all? What's up, Big Homes? How you doing? And your head look like a kneecap. Nigger, God.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Dang. That's what it is. That's your lady right there? That's your lady right there. That's what it. How y'all doing y'all taking pictures and shit? Oh my goodness! There we go.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Oh, I appreciate it. What's up with you? We got one of the Yinyang twins in the building. What's up with you? Hi! What's going on, my nigga? Good shit, one more time, brother. Just want to make sure you're straight.
Starting point is 00:44:33 I know you got the pistol. How you doing? What's up, big homie? How you doing, man? Good. That's what it is. Hey, Chico. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Any fine women out there? Yep. My man got him one right here. Stand up. Let me see you. Stand up if you're fine. Stand up. This one of the big ladies we were talking about.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Hey, all y'all are women out there that don't understand how happy to see it. This nigga is. This nigga is happy as hell. She probably sucked this dick on the way here. Muck-a-muck-muck. You're sitting quiet. How long y' y'all been together? Nine years.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah, yeah. And he just sitting there like, he ain't gonna let her go. He can't find nobody love his stupid ass. No. You're right, baby, I might as well. Just stay with you, shit. There ain't nobody gonna love me out there to scream me.
Starting point is 00:45:20 That nigga's really ugly on the low, long. Shout out to all the pregnant ladies in here that single. Any pregnant lady? Oh, what's up, ma'am? You didn't came in at the right time. I know your pussy good. Your forehead big. I know that pussy here in the hall.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Don't walk no way. Look at that forehead on earth right there. I can see it from here. I can see it from here. And what's up, baby, what's going on? Girl, what's you here? What's up, Uncle Phil in the building, Uncle Phil? That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:45:51 How y'all don't? I just wanted to make. What about her behind you in the pink right there? Woo. Oh, Maxine. Fuck you mean. You heard. Oh, look at that.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Oh, she got the way. Go ahead. Keep walking. She got that skews, man. Yeah. Scoot. Excuse me. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Excuse. Yeah, she looked like a good one. I just want to say real old. Oh, you ain't caught with me, ASAP. your home boy my bad he tired of hell you know what around all white all day with your stupid ass what's your name gee Joe how long you've been doing security two days about a year you ever yeah yeah yeah you had to fuck somebody up he said not as a security guard but at that quick trip I go to I didn't
Starting point is 00:46:32 have to whoop a couple of motherfuckers what's that with you big man how you doing yeah oh yeah big boy with the real diamonds on this ain't bullsie Nick, big as a motherfucker in the front. Man, Lee, why you always got to fuck with people? You went around the whole load. Who else want to come out of the crowd and make sure the people get to fuck with us the way we fuck with y'all?
Starting point is 00:46:54 You know what I'm saying? That's what it is. Oh, my legs. What you say? Huh? Yeah, I smoked the whole blood. That was my weed. Fucking me.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I was right. You know, watch me the whole day, man. Listen, long, she did. The big forehead. girl just looked at me say you was right oh I know I was right let me see no good pussy come with big foreheads yes he do let me ask it then ma'am how you know the pussy good she's talking about she didn't he got no kids how the fuck you know nigga she ain't got no kids but she got a better seat than you so she's
Starting point is 00:47:34 doing something right I'll tell you that much you need to get like her fuck the kids, nigga. You might got a lot of kids. You in the back. She got no kids. That nigga's sitting with a nigga. You don't have no kids. That nigga know you. Alright, didn't he ever try to fuck? And you curbed his ass. Oh, you hit. He fucked. He with your sister?
Starting point is 00:47:58 What'd you say, nigga? Oh, he on your team. Now he don't want to talk. He with a new girl. Oh, you, you hub bitch. Oh, okay. There you go fly. Where to, man, way to figure it out when I was fly. She games, and she's talking about her, he on my team. Oh, you got a team? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Damn. There, you listen, salute to all the big forehead ladies, man in the building. Yeah. You know, God put that extra pussy juice in your forehead. That's where it comes from. Pussy get wet, that forehead, get this. Keep doing your thing. Y'all going to make this a great song.
Starting point is 00:48:31 But y'all just can't do foreplay, though. All they're trying to kiss a dick, bitch. You need to, uh... You need to lay the out, bitch. My dick not got on soft bitch, I've been paying, man right there when he just came home from jail, body. What's up with you? It looked like you just got released 20 years in. I'm back out.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Wait that nigger on. Everybody get out and get the team. You know he's still a gangster. He got on just a regular white tea. Out of the gas station. They don't believe in shopping nowhere else but the gas station. Why are you going? I feel gonna get one of them tees at the gas station.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Them nigga be walking too. I'm like, nigga, your shit gonna be dirty when you walk back. I love this Alabama crowd, man. This is the shit. I love this shit. She looked like she ain't got on a panace. Come on, whoa! Let it swan.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Mm-hmm. You know that, but she got a praise dance dress on. She's like... It's hot outside. I feel y'all. Let that shit breathe. I was some shorts the other day like the swim truck that come like the right here nigger I ain't have on no draw nigger boy hey boy ain't got that many compliments hey boy that dick we covered out no shirt like hey but what going on like you back here
Starting point is 00:49:58 little guy get back here these women love looking at some dicks boy they do why y'all act like you don't want it when you meet a nigga then. You make a nigga go through that whole test of trying to see if he worthy or some pussy you knew you wanted to give him when you met him. Ain't that dangerous? You got to. Why do you got to, big four-head, baby? Everybody ain't worth your body?
Starting point is 00:50:23 Hold up. She said everybody ain't worth your body. This woman over here said, real women don't do that. Who you think I'm fucking with? Real women don't do that. Make a wait, baby. Fuck it. That's the thing, ladies. You got to understand. When you meet a man, it's fucked up the game and set up against us, Lowe's. We can't come in with the man's no matter how dope we are.
Starting point is 00:50:45 You can't come and be like, look, before I give you some dick, you're going to have to bring me two bitches and $10,000. I need that. You can. It depends. You know, because some women chase niggas too. Real talk. If you got that women and they talk about it.
Starting point is 00:50:58 They do chase niggins. They hit you every day. What you do? But that's the thing. They don't chase you before you fuck. What are you doing? You still all your chase the bitches? Like, what's you going to do?
Starting point is 00:51:12 They don't chase you before you fuck, though. You got to fuck and then put the work in and then get to get chased. But before, you got to have a whole bunch of money. That's the only thing a nigga can have. We were talking about that the other night, Lowe's. Ain't nowhere we can go to and enhance ourselves. A girl can have flat tities, flat-ass,
Starting point is 00:51:29 go to the Dominican Republic or Columbia, come back, a big-titty fat butt girl. I'm 5'7 for the rest of my motherfucking life. I don't care. ain't no extension surgery. I can't go B-6-5 tomorrow. That shit ain't going to happen. You must not get a bitch that you won't.
Starting point is 00:51:43 You can't show it with no kind of surgery, bro. Fine, you get a bitch that's saving a nigger. That asked me to save the nigger. There's a lot of women that they're serving in. No, they were together because that nigger lied like he was somebody and she realized he won and she was stuck with that nigger. Oh, I thought you meant.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Yeah, yeah. Y'all know how a big nigga had a little boston going on for you know, went to jail. Now she stuck with the nigg. She's like, bitch, you got to hold me down, that, bitch. See, that's why you got to hold me down. you got to get an ugly woman.
Starting point is 00:52:08 I thought you meant like really saved the nigga life. I seen the ugly bitch flip a car over and pull her nigga out once her. Think she ain't signed that life insurance yet. Fucking damn, shit. Ladies, how many of you?
Starting point is 00:52:24 Make some noise if you're just fuck a man when you first meet them. She solid clap like a motherfucker. Look, right there, silent clap. Now, watch, this is the fundamental difference between niggas and women. Fellas, make some noise if you're a fuck a bitch
Starting point is 00:52:39 if you just matter. Hoo! Hoo! Ooh! Hoo! Hoo! Man, look at them niggins,
Starting point is 00:52:44 trying to prove their good men. Baby, I ain't clapped. I would never have sex when I first meet her. I don't even know her. Man, that's scary. Hey, fellas, you ever got the pussy
Starting point is 00:52:55 too fast? And you're like, hold on. What's wrong with it? I'm talking about two. No, don't know by the giveaway pussy. This has got to be a pyramid scheme of something. This bitch needs some breaks or something. Too fast.
Starting point is 00:53:09 When you wait, I'm about to pull up. Bitch, I ain't even told you I was going. Scared of this whole, uh-uh. That's great. Your home girl, ready? Right now. She ready right now. She ready right now.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Co-taireth, I get a bitch, grab her back in head and make you, put it in your mind. Stop. And that being the thing. I'd be like, uh-huh, go ahead. Whoa. It always be the other girls
Starting point is 00:53:33 that off-ups and pussy that you still ain't going to get. She ready, she ready. You get her back to the room. So where you from? Like nowhere, motherfucker. She said you was ready to fuck. Oh, no, she was just playing. No, I'm scared of no one that you want to get to me.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Hold on, I don't want to work a little bit, just a little bit. What you feel like doing, pussy? What you feel like you should just get this? I mean, shit, really, Jay. Hey, what's up getting the dog of this shit? I'm going to let you know when I need you. That's about all the work I got. Shit, I don't know what else to do.
Starting point is 00:54:03 See, bro. I'm going to go get something to eat shit. That's a hug-door artist. That's a good question, Collins. What do you think is worse doing for some pussy? But then at that time, I'm like to see, it's late-night pussy. Now, you meet a girl in the middle of the day, like 2 p.m. now, you just think you ain't feel this, fuck this bitch, at 3 o'clock. Man, you trust me on this, nigga.
Starting point is 00:54:26 All you need to get some pussy is some conversation. I don't know how to talk. You could talk your way up on some pussy, bro. This niggies in jail who getting pussy. They got conversation. You got to know how to talk to. For real? Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:54:44 So you saying the bitch that you told me about, she did that? I told you about hanging with them bitches. You deserve better than me, man. I can't talk. I ain't got no conversation. Look at her. That's what he did.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Yep. Women love to talk. Man, when you tell him you're going to call him back, call him back. Sometimes just don't even have shit to do. I'm going to call you right back. Hang up. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Call him right back. Just so you can build up some I call you back all the time credit Y'all niggas is slick Get your credit built up, do this shit I hit you right back, boo. Yeah, so like I was saying, man, them niggins ain't even make the play out. What time, me, let me call this old crazy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Hello? Bitch, I always call you back. This me. All right. Too much time on your hand, low, I ain't got that much time. Yeah, that's a lot of effort right there. I got to get some money, bitch, you need to get this dick now. Because ladies, they be, they talk about.
Starting point is 00:55:37 shit that you didn't heard over and over again. Like every woman ain't here got a bitch at her job, she can't stand. Look, every woman got a bitch at her job that she cannot stand and she loved it. So guess what, this bitch gonna move my lunch to the back of the refrigerator today. And I'm like, bitch, this bitch, listen,
Starting point is 00:55:54 this bitch is trying me. She ain't even a supervisor, but this bitch gonna ask me, when did I take my break? Bitch, none of your business. And you gotta sit there and be like, word, that bitch moves your line. They're so petty with the bitch they can't stand.
Starting point is 00:56:06 They can't stand at work. All she got to do is speak. So I come in the day. This bitch is talking about, hey. Don't fucking hey me. We don't fucking kick in like that, bitch. I don't kicky with you like that. I don't even fuck with you.
Starting point is 00:56:21 But then the fucked up part, ladies, y'all don't know. That bitch you don't like it. You know this bitch. In my job, right? She don't like you either. All y'all, by the way I do is that fight. Get that shit over with. Going to bath on, fight.
Starting point is 00:56:32 You hit a bitch one time. She's going to realize you dead-ass. But when it's time to fight, guess what they're. gonna say it ain't that serious right I'm not gonna let you bring me down to your level bitch all you got to do is scare that whole one time you didn't see that he'd be talking all this shit you just look that whole her face like you know what beach today is the last day walk with me so I'm like where we going be we're going bitch we're gone bitch come with me you know the fuck-up thing about niggas is we hang with niggins that we don't like we just
Starting point is 00:57:04 blame it on the nigger who brought them nigger that's your partner, man. Man, why you don't fuck with Mike? Because he'll fuck, nigger, man. He just so- Look, he felt that he was like, man, that niggas-a-nigger, man. That niggas-a-nigger, man.
Starting point is 00:57:17 But out of respect for your partner, you don't do nothing to the niggins and said, I can fuck this nigger up because of my man. We don't like niggas for petty-ass reasons, too. Man, why are you going to fuck with Mike? Man, this nigger, man, come over here every day with that one goddamn blunt, man. Man, then the nigger wait till all the week.
Starting point is 00:57:35 He wait to all the weed go. He wait to all the goddamn weed go. Guess who still got day blunt? Talking about I catch up with you. Man, I don't fault with that nigga, man. Right. Be some shit to be the... Don't nobody fuck with the nigga that...
Starting point is 00:57:48 With no car that always want to go somewhere. Where the bitch is it? Now, when you at fuck, nigger, you can't even get to him, nigga. Look, it's a lot of niggas in here who don't even know you the nigger in the crew that don't nobody like. It's your ass.
Starting point is 00:58:00 I'm gonna tell you how you can figure out if you're the nigger in the crew that don't nobody like. If everybody drinking and y'all just kicking and having a good time, everybody drinking and you fix the drink and a nigga walk up behind you and grab the bottle say, man, God damn, bro. Shit, me man, niggas started drinking up. Every goddamn thing, bro.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Man, that's, man, I'm going to put my shit up, bro. God, damn. Now you're sitting in the potty holding a bottle the whole time, Nick. Pet-in' niggas show you where the liquor used to be. Man, the shit was up here on the neck. I'm petty. Now that bitch, under the age, man. I don't fuck with that, poor saying, niggins.
Starting point is 00:58:36 I can't even, yeah. Especially we going in the club. I leave a nigga outside the door. I was like, hey, boy, he ain't going to that section. Somebody got to tell him. Who's going to tell him? Nah, because if you hang with a nigger, you don't like, you're going to catch him at the worst time
Starting point is 00:58:51 if you can possibly catch him at it. He's going to act like he's your best friend. You're going to be with somebody. You'd have been talking shit about this nigga, too. Yeah, fuck that bitch-ass nigger. You're going to be in here. Craig, what's up, nigger? What's up, Blair?
Starting point is 00:59:02 How you doing, man? Give me five, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I didn't go lie. I'm from the hood no, bro. Hey, all hood niggas I did this shit. The nigga you don't fuck with you ever tried to leave that thing at the club. Hurry up, bro, get in, put that niggins try to get in, man.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Hurry up, man. You get outside, this nigga sitting on the car. I figured y'all are ready to go. Man, how you know we were leaving? I think you walked to the bathroom. Nah, it'd be funny when you actually see that dick looking for y'all driving by. He's just outside.
Starting point is 00:59:33 Look at this stupid ass We grown and fuck, bro If you're the friend who get quiet When we pull up to get something to eat out of the club Stop doing that weak-ass shit If you hungry, say something Please You ever have a motherfucker getting so quiet
Starting point is 00:59:53 You feel bad? You want something? Because you didn't order so much shit You feel guilty, yeah, let me get a number four Large, then some nuggets, making a milkshake, but they can give me a side drink. This nigga in the back like this. Damn, man. You want some?
Starting point is 01:00:16 Huh? You want something? Huh? Yeah, man. Come on. Order something, man. What are you saying? You can get whatever.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Get you something, man. Get what you want. Oh, shit, for real. Then he do some dumb shit like this. Hey, y'all got milkshakes. Hey, if you, yeah, get, let me get, then they gotta always see if he, let me get a number. The nerve of this nigga to be getting a number.
Starting point is 01:00:51 That's what I'm saying. You don't get no bad. Let me get a number. What make you think you're about to get a combo? You can tell from a nigger face. Let me get a number. No, never mind. Let me get some fries.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Nick up there ordering the shit that's more than yours. Let me get the grilled chicken comp. What? Yeah, and this ain't what this is, niggins. That's real shit, loath. And then they always got that one niggins that don't want to ask in front of everybody. Let me hide next. He ain't gonna never look at me in the faint.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Hey, you think you give me another eight-hour give that to him. Hey, this is how you had to order that nigga food. Yeah, and let me get her. Hey, what you say you wanted. Don't tell her, bro. No man. But the nigga who paying for I gotta act like he got money, shit.
Starting point is 01:01:42 I do this shit, bro. All my nigga eat. All my nigga eat, bro. I don't get no fuck. I let my nigga get whatever they want. You see what I got. I just got a double cheeseburger and a water. Just to make sure my little niggas eat,
Starting point is 01:01:55 you feel me? And don't let it be a girl. Don't let it be a girl around. He's really gonna stun. Hey man, put some extra cheese on my nigga shit, man. man, I made two pieces of eggs of cheese and some lettuce. You want the club, you want the chicken club? That my nigga gets the chicken club.
Starting point is 01:02:09 That don't want to come with the bacon on it, right? You want some bacon? You still eat pork? Hey, why all hood niggins order from McDonald's the same way? That nigger leaned all the way over the counter. Yeah, scurry me, man. Let me get a goddamn. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:02:24 Y'all still got that fish on. Hell, yeah. Let me get that fish sandwich with extra tomatoes on that big. When the last time y'all dropped chicken patties? Y'all dropped chicken patties. The last 20 minutes, I don't want the ones to sit in that tree. Shout out to anybody in this bitch that work at Popeyes. If anybody had worked at Popeye, just no, I fuck with you.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Boy, don't nobody got down show love like Popeye. To me, it's Chick-fil-Aid then Popeye. Really? You'll pull up the Papi's in that nigga who cooked after hitting that little show cigarette and he tell you, hold up, folk, I'm gonna go in there, don't order it. What's you want, fans? I already know what you want.
Starting point is 01:03:10 What you want? With the napkin under the motherfucker? Yeah, yeah, let me, let me get the three-piece spicy. Spice it, dog. You want the white, the white. Let me get two breasts, though. I got you, I got you, go. Hey, don't pull up in oil.
Starting point is 01:03:22 I'm feeling gonna drop some on that. All right. They don't never have shit when I go up there. They don't never have shit. They don't even have the sauce. They don't never have the fucking shrimp. They don't have the tenders. They got the biscuits, but they ain't got no honey.
Starting point is 01:03:36 You know why I fuck with them? Why? Because they still offer it to you. They offer you shit. They know they ain't got. You want the biscuit. Hell, yeah. We ain't got no biscuits.
Starting point is 01:03:47 Why don't fuck did you offer me that shit? Worst thing is where you're walking the five-bys. You go like, yeah, let me get the three-piece white spicy. It's going to be 45 minutes on spicy player. If you want the mile, we can get to the mile. You know what I'm going with. Y'all got that over here. Captain D.
Starting point is 01:04:00 I ain't have been in before. You love seafood, but you really can buy seafood, but you can buy it like that? I ain't never been to Captain D's before. They got crab lead, man. They look at him. You know the cram lead, look. You can fit 18 of them in the box. I got them with everything.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Chick-fil-A-do got the best service, though, man. They got the best service. Fuck them. You put up there, you can be having a fuck. I fucked up as day. Welcome to Chick-fil-A. May God bless you and your whole family. How may we help you?
Starting point is 01:04:36 You fought with Chick-fil-A, don't you? You fought with Chick-fil-A, don't you? Yes, you hear. That's like y'all McDonald's, shit all. Yeah, it is. And that's the thing. I respect Chick-fil-A, but I don't want nobody to respect me at McDonald's, because I'm eating some McDonald's.
Starting point is 01:04:50 That's not some shit that come with respect. You're supposed to be disrespectful if you work at McDonald's. All that shit ain't even real food. I'd be scared of shit if I pour it up to him. Welcome to McDonald's, how you doing? May we help you. you, my brother. Shit, I ain't eating right here. These niggas got something going on in there. Fuck that, you know the good McDonald's.
Starting point is 01:05:06 If I pulled up to a McDonald's and a nigga don't be like, go ahead. I'm leaving. You know that shit. They don't never know how to work the cashier. They'll just be standing there with that one finger. They're like, yeah. You'll pull up, you'll pull up because you're on that time meter right there. You'll pull up. You gotta find that McDonald's what a manager's stealing. That food would be good. be good than the motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:05:31 If you ever pull up, it'd be a little black, a little black girl, and the black dudes standing there, he handling the money, and she's taking the orders. That's the one to eat at. Because they steal it, that bitch. She threw the math real fast, and he do the change. I went to one maddonor, the niggil, you know how you go to the two, two ones? This nigga was at both wonders.
Starting point is 01:05:50 And the first one that he took my money, he was like, pull up to the next one, the nigger got that. He go, you fool with me now. I'm like, nigger. Hey, you know they're going to hook you up when the niggins say, pull around to the front park right there in their front spot. I'm going to walk your shit out there to you. He's like, he's going to have nine bags of extra fries with my shit. I don't give a, anybody who work at fast food, I'm going to tell you right here to your face.
Starting point is 01:06:14 I don't give a fuck about your time meter, bitch. My food was supposed to be ready. I ain't pulling up because if I pull up, that mean I don't get my free meal. I'm sitting right here getting all my free shit. Oh, hey, this is the worst shit ever. You ever pull up and they don't have your shit. And then you agree, you pull over to the little pocket spine. You think the motherfucker bringing your food.
Starting point is 01:06:40 And then somebody to walk up and say, sir, what does you order? No, fuck that. I'm coming in. I'm coming in that motherfucker because y'all are playing. Don't ask me what I motherfucker. You know what I order? Because you, the motherfucker, told me pull up here. I'm coming in that bitch.
Starting point is 01:06:53 And you're going to see me when I come in that motherfucker. Oh, you don't be in the McDonald's when somebody come in from the drive-thru to talk shit. Oh, they're real, man. Now, what's that shit you were talking in the motherfucking drive-through, bitch? Say it now. Man, back up. That shit be some of the most exciting shit when you walking in up on the big head. Well, when you know they fuck your shit up, and you just walk in, you get to pull the dog.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Head, me, head, all that. Oh, don't let that nigga had got all the way home and open that burger up and there's lettuce or tomatoes on that shit. I told these motherfuck You're scared the shit out your kids and everything. What's wrong, mommy? Stay right here. Staking-ass, bitch, just fuck my burger. They'll turn your mama to a whole demon.
Starting point is 01:07:40 That's stupid-ass, bitch. Hey, Chico, we're in there with a napkin wapping tomato juice off your burger and shit. No, you get mad enough to take that shit back, and they act like they don't see you up there, so you gotta stand there with that stupid look oh somebody gonna fix this okay yeah excuse me come in here what you got player oh yeah now look at that
Starting point is 01:08:11 motherfucker look at it what is supposed to be a cheever no what a motherfucking cheese that oh sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir Calm down, okay? I need you to calm down. No, fuck that ain't no calming down. I order the plain motherfucking cheeseburger with cheese, meat, and bread. That's all the fuck. I don't know who he's talking to, but I know about that.
Starting point is 01:08:35 No, fuck that. You need to get that little young disrespect my ass me. You have a motherfucker. You need to put cheese and meet a bread on the motherfucking. Oh, wow. Let it go. Let it go. Ralph.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Rout. I don't fuck that young nigggo. Brow. I don't know. I heard that they in the background talking about the cheese, bro. Oh, God. That thing don't know me. That thing I knock all this damn shit on.
Starting point is 01:08:58 I knock all this shit on. Ralph. I knock all this goddamn shit off. Listen, Ralph. Let it go. Listen, your probation officer is going to give you some problem. I'll deal with him. I'll deal with him.
Starting point is 01:09:12 I don't need that. Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, can I see your receipt? No, I don't got no motherfucking receipt. If you purchase the food, we need to receive. If you purchase the food, we need to receive. seat, sir. I ain't seen the motherfucking bag.
Starting point is 01:09:25 This is your knacket. This is your catch. Oh, that's shit, now, fuck. Hold on. Hold on. Little do you know, that nigga got the fray basket holding like a pistol. I heat your motherfucking skin up, nigga.
Starting point is 01:09:35 I burn your motherfucker this basket. Can't play with those niggie. They take their gun to worry, hell no. Their young nigga, shout out to all the young nigger, man. You got their hand in their pan.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Bo the fuck you're talking to, by. Not talking to your young hands, I tell ya. We'll put another fast food thing. Salute to all my niggas to ask for water and get spright. Fuck with y'all. Real niggas. Niggas were stealing shit out drinks, want that niggins?
Starting point is 01:10:01 Damn, look at this goddamn cotton candy right now. Oh, yeah. Shit! I want to do it. Melody my mouth. She got them peptobismo pants. I bet your stomach don't never hurt. She's so goddamn fan.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Her kids will be calling you. You daddy, my kids calling her mama. Damn, she's both of. Look, her, she got the lime green shirt on and match the security. She's like, shit, bitch. I'm going to cut mine into a tank top. They ain't going to know I'm working. I'm going to get in free.
Starting point is 01:10:34 I like her back. Asaph, you good? Asap, you good. What's your name, bro? Tommy. Ricky. I knew it was something. Ricky. Tommy, Ricky, Mickey, something like that.
Starting point is 01:10:47 He looked like the dude on toy soldiers. That's what he looked like. We are the Gorka Nights. Hey, man, that's crazy. He do look just like that dude. Y'all had to see that movie to know the reference. I know this a real nigga. Man, y'all don't leave that damn Ricky alone. Got the weed on his shirt with the big jeans shorts.
Starting point is 01:11:07 I know what you do, nigger. You got all the mid for sale and all the Alabama, don't you? Man, leave that nigger alone. He been locked up saying, 04. That nigger, shit. Got them shorts touched the back of his shirt. Hell, yeah. He can't go to a D4L concert, nigger.
Starting point is 01:11:21 He got 80 nickel bags in the big-haired pocket. That they got the shorts. You can catch your leg here, nigga. You can't do that in the new shorts. What do you got on jeans shorts? Gene shorts, hell yeah. No chaper on shorts. He walking around after cheers in all day.
Starting point is 01:11:39 God damn it. There's a lot of niggas with the good jeans shorts on. It must be a jean short outlet in Montgomery. Y'all got... Where you get your jeans shorts from? He said a jean short outlet. Belf? What you say? Butler? What's butlers?
Starting point is 01:11:59 Where you get your jeans shorts from? Oh, butlers is the outlet. Okay. How many other niggas got butler shorts on in? He's like, hell, no, I don't know with no motherfucking jeez shorts. Don't be disrespectful because he got a butler's shorts on. You got the goddamn, I don't even know what type of shirt that is.
Starting point is 01:12:15 You only get that shirt. That shirt come with a pack of Newport's. You got on. That shirt comes with a steamer. That's the comedy show shirt, man. That's his comedy show shirt. Yeah. His girl made him change into that shirt.
Starting point is 01:12:31 He was going to wear the shirt. He was going to wear the shirt. He was going to wear. She was like, uh-uh, go put the other shirt on. I know how that shit is. You're hanging up. Ugly bad boy. Oh.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Look at it in here. Right here. Excuse me. That they got no mystical first twist in here. I don't know he got on butler jeans he got the jeans they didn't even make him in the shorts he doesn't give me the rest of the pants from the niggins right there I'm sure you say not your bitch who bitch are you not know you ain't mind who you belong to that's very deflective ma'am you're not your bitch tell me Shott, trending topic, baby.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Why, could they age a bitch? That's what they said. That's the name of your shit. Not your bitch. What it is again? Trendy Topper. So shop, trend and tap it. Just go online with Trinny Tapin.
Starting point is 01:13:27 You know how much shit gonna pop up. Boy, these women talking shit, all some. Fellas, don't worry. I'm coming with some T-shirts for us. Don't worry. We're going to have some T-shirts. We're going to be talking the same shit
Starting point is 01:13:39 they're talking back. That shit gonna say, Your boyfriend. Bitch, you thought. Pull that morpul that time for the sword. Give me some pussy. Period. We're taking over.
Starting point is 01:13:55 We're taking over for the summer. You got to make the period real big, too. Don't even spell it out. I got some for the big girls too. BBW X-5. I got you. Going right across the ass. BBW X-5.
Starting point is 01:14:09 Y, X-5. X-5? Like the BMW, but it's BBW X-5. That's how I like them. I see what you did. Woo! Come on now, extra, extra, extra five. How y'all up top doing?
Starting point is 01:14:24 Y'all good still up top? Nope. They satisfied. They bought them tickets. They're up there. They ain't going nowhere. Shout out to the lady all the way at the top and the back. There you go, baby.
Starting point is 01:14:37 Them seats were $8. Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. Bitch, they got three seats for $8. What are they at? Bitch, they scattered everywhere. We got... No, we got a sense in the bathroom.
Starting point is 01:14:51 Got the Uber pool seats. Like, shit, bitch. We ride together. We get in together. Come on the Uber drivers up there. They just up there waiting. I like this goddamn audience, bro. Yeah, they live in Montgomery, man.
Starting point is 01:15:04 Like, what's some of the shit to do in Montgomery? If somebody had never been to Montgomery that's going to watch this on YouTube next week, what's some of the shit y'all? I want Montgomery people when they come to Montgomery to do. Nothing? You just not going to, it's nothing good to do in y'all city? Just smoke weed and fuck. What did you say?
Starting point is 01:15:24 Hey, didn't they shoot the west side up a couple of weeks ago? They shot who? Nigga, they shot the west side up the other week. They was having the-on-a-and-a-vers? Yeah. When they were all the motherfucking shot, pop-b-b-ball, and they were like, damn, they still let no about this dick. No, see, it was two different niggas.
Starting point is 01:15:40 See, the first one. They thought they won. They were like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, told you pussy a nigga. And then the other nigga were like, okay, we're gonna shoot back for 30 minutes straight. All you said in that video
Starting point is 01:15:52 was niggas like this. But the fucked up part is niggas like this with their camera recording. I got it. I got it, nigga. We're going viral, we go viral on Facebook.
Starting point is 01:16:02 See, go. Even the niggas that were shooting at, looked up. It was like, God damn, we didn't shoot this out of that minute. God damn.
Starting point is 01:16:08 Oh, down. Damn, they had a big-ass shootout. Yeah, you ain't seen that video? It's a video. Then they stop for a second, then they go. Bo-Bob-Bow-Bow-Bow-Bow-Bow-Bow. 22 shots in. You hear somebody, Auntie, say,
Starting point is 01:16:23 oh, Lord, they shooting. Hey, Paolo, little do you know that was Alabama Evans. She was mad as a motherfucker. I was just trying to direct him to the cookout, and then they started shooting. They ain't, Alabama, Evans. That's fuck, though. Where she goes?
Starting point is 01:16:39 She's in the back right there. Oh, I thought she retired. She's like, yep, it's my last sit down right here. Boy, in Alabama, you hear that, oh, Lord. That made some shit that went all the way wrong. It just be a random man's black woman. Then you can just start fighting. Oh, Lord.
Starting point is 01:17:00 They fighting in the grocery store. Shit, they do. They made that nose off of anything. Oh, Lord. That shit in my draw. Oh, Lord. You really make that noise you ever hit him with some dick. Oh, Lord, y'amble.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Whoa! You did not hit a plate. Oh, don't do that. Oh, la. I'm like, oh, don't do that. Don't do that. That's going to get you a pound cake made from scratch. You get that.
Starting point is 01:17:31 Oh, Lord. You hit it with that? Mm-mm. You're so stupid. Oh. I had an old cooombe balling. I don't do a fuck what they say. They just say whatever come in mind.
Starting point is 01:17:44 Oh, blah. Oh, this is off you wild shit. Hey, Jordan's come out Saturday. My grandson worked at the foot locker down there tomorrow. If you come over here, take the trash out, not this pussy out, I don't make sure you get your side. Black Nana, you're really gonna make you? I already called and he said, but you were 11.
Starting point is 01:18:02 He got it, put up. But if you don't come, I'm gonna put it back, so that's what's gonna happen. See, they always act like they ain't gonna get them. Then they call you at 9 o'clock on Saturday morning. What size you said you wanted in them damn damn shoes? Why all old black women call it all the shoes you want? Well, I ain't in them damn shoes.
Starting point is 01:18:23 I'm gonna go down there by them damn shoes from my nephew. You know, my dad, they were old. I used to tell the nigga, give you some shoes. They think I'm going to go scrape the playlist. I'm not here in pay less, I'm not here paying less, I'm like, nigga, they ain't enough. How you hear the man and lady in the background? We don't care with those. Daddy, get out.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Well, they got something with Sonic to hit y'all. You used to play that all the time. I'm gonna get you something to them. Like, please, Daddy don't sit in the school with the Sonic. This nigga tried to take up to J.C. Penning to get some shoes. They had name brand shit, but only the shit the old man wear. This thing got me in there trying on money. Rocks.
Starting point is 01:19:01 I'm like, nigg, I'm in the fourth grade. I don't need these. These shoes is for after knee surgery, then. Ain't got a pair with... J.C. Pettitton smell. Them names with that thick-ass soul that the baseball coach well? No, you know you got some fucked-up shoes.
Starting point is 01:19:15 If they on a rack stuck together with them zip ties, you're like, aw, nah. Let me tell you something. Jay C. Pennish, smell like a funeral home. I don't give a fuck. I seen an old nigga laying on the table, bro. I swore everything. He would land on the table like this.
Starting point is 01:19:28 I walked by, he was like, hey, you think this shirt looked good at my friend's. What? That's hilarious. That's fucked up. Look at all these goddamn women, man. There's a lot of women in here, man. Ladies, make some noise if you're in here with a motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Now, ladies make some noise if you in here looking for, motherfucker. Scream again. Hold on, somebody didn't vote. Somebody didn't vote. Keep looking. Keep looking. been looking at me and said, oh, no, no. But that question was, fellas,
Starting point is 01:20:11 make some noise if you were here with a woman that's not your woman. Oh, nigger, we is on camera, stupid. No, you lying. That's like they have wha-w-wow. But did that niggas try to start a party chant? Why? Like, it was a lot of niggas.
Starting point is 01:20:30 Why you went here with a lady that's not your lady? Oh, you goofy. This nigga's stupid. In here with his mama. You in here with, no. This nigga, duh. Hey, how you doing? That ain't your mama.
Starting point is 01:20:43 She's your mother, stupid. That's your mama? That's your mama. See, that's why you gotta watch who you're talking to in the club. You get home with her and this nigga up, playing the PlayStation and a little run.
Starting point is 01:20:55 You think you about to get wrong. Hold on an ass man. This nigga want to have real conversations with you and shit. Hey, bro, what you're about to do with my mama? Like, nigga, what you think? The same thing you should be.
Starting point is 01:21:04 doing grown nigga get the fuck out of here hello oh you know what that made me think about man we were standing out front of our hotel right and this lady came out and started talking to us with her son her son was 18 she said that she was I forget what she said she did but then she said that her son's still living in the house and fucking up her opportunity to get some dick and she said she fucked with the police chief me and Carlos was like do you know how tough that would be nigga if you fucking with the police chief and that nitty come over there to get some pussy and get a warrant to make you leave the house hey look man hey I'm gonna tell you
Starting point is 01:21:34 like this here i you can even leave on your own i can get them boys come on down here bring you out but your mama you hear that in there you hit that fop fop that's clapping her ass and then now it's time for me to get busy i need you go on get up out of here man before i get them boys come get you that's terrible you know how gangsy that is you fucking my mama you the police no not at montgomery no not i'm moving all the bricks what whole time i see you fucking my mama nigger shut out nah don't talk to that nigg in the back of that trump niggins take them down the street Nah, that nigga gonna get your head locked up.
Starting point is 01:22:05 You fucking my mother, my nigger. Hey, you're right. You gotta get the fuck up out of you. I am selling all the cocaine. That ain't gonna make you mad. And long as you keep fucking my mama, I am selling all the cocaine in the world. Even if he let you sell a cocaine, he gonna fuck you up one day,
Starting point is 01:22:19 you're gonna walk in there, you're gonna be an assnaker with the belt around his waist. Like, what's up, young boy, how you doing? Yeah, we was just about to get started in there. You still got some of that cocaine? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. My cousin, husband, husband, is the police. And when he come over,
Starting point is 01:22:32 I don't stop smoking my weed. That niggie be coming over, I'd be like, you hook the fuck up, nigga shit. I wish you were the recipe. Nick, I'll punch you in your eyes. You fuck around with you. You fucking my cousin, nigga.
Starting point is 01:22:46 Get out of the way. I don't trust the police enough to do nothing around them. I don't, either. I don't trust them, nigga. You think motherfucker cool. You ever had that cool, nigga, boy, act like he ain't gonna do nothing to? Hey, man, how you doing, brother?
Starting point is 01:22:58 Oh, yeah, man. It's just, you know, let me see your license of registration, man. Just sit right here real quick. be right back, brother. He's cool, like, he cool, he cool, he cool, he's all right. He fucking with us, he fuck with you. You got the weed? No, it's up on the seat.
Starting point is 01:23:13 It's up on the seat. Four to two. No, we got two possible murder suspects and a black Chevy Caprice. Yeah, I'm about to break him so long. I'm about to break him out. Yeah, he's cool. Send back up, send the extra car.
Starting point is 01:23:30 Yeah, send the extra car. Yeah, I'm about to take him out the car right now he is taking a little bit yeah he ain't gonna tell us to get out of the car you straight your life's good oh okay well hey ain't nobody did shit me good hey guys hey hey how y'all doing man y'all good yeah i just checked your information man uh you've been in a little trouble recently haven't you brother no not really that i went to court for that we i just oh okay well just to be safe hey my man can i see your information as well brother no what you need my information for i just i just my brother my brother my brother my brother
Starting point is 01:24:02 I'm not driving shit, man. I'm gonna need you to be quiet while I'm talking to you. No, I'm not driving. You're acting, you're acting, aggressive, sir. You act, as a matter of fact, step out the car, step out of the car. I ain't stepping out of shit, bro. Step out of the car, sir. Step out of the car, sir.
Starting point is 01:24:15 Step the fuck. No, I'm not, sir. Man, I'm getting out the goddamn car right now. Like, what is you, what is you tripping on, bro? I'm getting, I'm, I had to undo the seat. Shut the fuck up and get out of the car, sir. Man, all right, man. Put your hands on the hood.
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Starting point is 01:26:06 Listen to Vine on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. If a baby is giggling in the backseat, they're probably happy. If a baby is crying in the back seat, they're probably hungry. But if a baby is sleeping in the back seat, will you remember they're even there? When you're distracted, stressed, or not usually the one who drives them, the chance. Chances of forgetting them in the back seat are much higher. It can happen to anyone. Parked cars get hot fast and can be deadly. So get in the habit of checking the back seat when you leave.
Starting point is 01:26:40 The message from NHTSA and the ad council. Thought that nigga was your friend. He is not your friend. Police is not your friend. I don't care how cool they is, nigga. I don't trust him. No. I ain't never met a police officer that didn't pull me over
Starting point is 01:26:53 and make sure he knew, even if he didn't give me a ticket. Hey, I'm going to let you go with a warning this time. They ain't never gave me no one. I'm on your ass. Police pulled me over, nigger, before he gets to get to my wonder, he was like, well, you get to the ugly, I was like, how that fuck?
Starting point is 01:27:08 That nigger wanted to roast me, I don't want to pull you on me. Hey, the fucked up part, though. That happened to us before. The police would be your fans, and it'd make you look like a snitch. Yep. I went through the roadblock, the police looked at my car. Like, oh, that's Carlos, let him go.
Starting point is 01:27:21 I was like, no, check my shit. Hey. No, nigga, ain't, we ain't cool. Hey. See, you just let me slide through, man. Don't see it. That boy is nothing, boy. I do you. I tell you, I seen the police let him go. That boy, at 12 and 4, bro.
Starting point is 01:27:37 Listen. He's telling him. I'm telling him. I'm telling him, man. Man, that boy, I was in the car with that boy. Get what the police say. What he say? Let Carlo, let him go. You talk about, because they had a roadblock.
Starting point is 01:27:49 You know, that's the air car. When he caught him. Nigga, they don't do that shit to nobody, boy. He's, I didn't know him. So you, so they let him go? Nick, they're your partner. Hey, J.B, what they do to that? When he rolled up through that nerve about that wrong block.
Starting point is 01:28:01 Shit, they let him go. I told you. Shit. I think you want better. I remember we in Memphis during the show. I'm in the mall. It's like four police office. They're like, oh, Chico Bean.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Come on, let's take a picture. As I'm posing for the picture, like four niggas walk past and just look like, dang. I'm like, no, I'm just taking a picture with these niggas. Nah, these niggas is my friends now. That's four police officers. They, nigg, I remember in one police, I had none ran from his ass back in the day. You know me. Yeah, get out.
Starting point is 01:28:30 To catch me. You feel what I'm saying? He's like, why, you know, I didn't even know you were that fun. I was like, niggins. I didn't allow you to catch me to know I was that fun. You feel? So he was like, niggum, that take a picture. That shit was so crazy.
Starting point is 01:28:41 The whole time I was taking a picture, I was like, damn, I hope you don't smell that weed in my house. I'm gonna get his ass, like, reunited. It'd be funny as that when you had and the police want to take a picture. Because they know you had, they were like, you man, we get a picture. Look at him, like, you sure?
Starting point is 01:29:02 See, I just act like smoking weed is not a problem. That how you defeat that shit. We should be legal, man. They don't act like it's a problem. Why is it weed in the car? I'm like, why ain't it weed in the car? Right.
Starting point is 01:29:13 You can go by a whole fifth of Hennessy, drink the whole thing legally. But you can't have a blunt in the car. Like, that ain't even the same type of shit. Drink three bottles of Hennessy. They can get you way more fucked up than any blunt ever could. I'm tired of people who don't smoke weed.
Starting point is 01:29:28 say the stupidest shit. Because they all got a story. Man, I don't fuck with that shit. I smoked some weed one night and my legs just stopped working. I was so goddamn high, I couldn't even walk. That was crack, man.
Starting point is 01:29:45 I'd be asking, like, where the fuck you get that shit from? Right. That was powder. It was some reggie, too. It was some shit they did when they was 12. You had nothing wrong with you. You remember the... Weed is okay. Weed is great.
Starting point is 01:29:56 It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's the wonderful thing. It's the best shit for people who got stress and anxiety and depression. Smoking a little weed. It's different levels. You've got the low bullshit to the high.
Starting point is 01:30:11 Find where you want to be and enjoy life. Ain't that right? Smoking. Smoking. Smoking weed? Go ahead. Nig on that snuff.
Starting point is 01:30:28 White old white men hate wheat I don't touch this stuff. Wacky tobacco. No. That stuff would drive you crazy. I never touched you. I'd be asking no folk about that tobacco too. I'm like, have that shit good? That's that snuff right there. They could be walking around with that bottle. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:30:51 That's that good school right there. One fucking built like a band-aid right now. Said the nigga built like a band-aid Hey, they ain't even stop you shit, man That is a new one, fly I've never heard that one before I'm talking about the big one when you get a big cut I don't get a butt
Starting point is 01:31:18 I'll tell you one thing Motherfuckers in Montgomery got some weak ass bladders Y'all keep going to piss, God damn Whoa shit Hey, hey, they got me looking like a motherfucker. I'm like, man, I got that. They got that. They got them five times.
Starting point is 01:31:31 Again, shit. Lord. Got their peeping like a fool. They peepie all on that seat. They just, ah. That's exactly how women pee. They don't even know where this piss is going. She didn't have pissed all over the wall.
Starting point is 01:31:53 That cooce, that cooce got that little tang all that peat in the drink. that peter and then drip down that cooch. Y'all ain't wiped off. There ain't no tissue in there. They're just looking at each other too, like, I see you too, bitch. Ladies, y'all have mastered hovering over whatever the fuck you pissing over.
Starting point is 01:32:17 Y'all motherfuck'upe that dress up and get that stance together. car door open bitch I want anybody see me like damn hey niggas we don't care what we pissed out I don't give a fuck what I piss on long as that shit come out my penis and on to some other shit I pee in a ton of that shit get everywhere that shit it is what it is I'm relaxed shit I'm good you know when niggas learn not to give a fuck about pissing that in the swimming pool oh I do it all the time if you ever see me in the pool don't swim And you know what the nigger pissing too,
Starting point is 01:32:55 because they'd be swimming and all of a sudden. Nope. He's a rookie. He's a rookie. You got to stay moving. I'm going to tell you right. I'm going to tell you right now. Anybody in it.
Starting point is 01:33:07 Got to float that shit that way. Yep. You get to see a nigga swimming in it. You're like, damn, man, shit. God, damn. Hold up, bro. I'm going to tell you. Everybody in here with a son.
Starting point is 01:33:22 Everybody in here with a son know that little boys don't give a fuck about peeing no goddamn way. If you ever had to raise the little boy, they... I'm a pee-pee right here. I'm no pee-pee. Every time you catch them, their ass are already out. You can't do nothing but his plan. Yeah, he's trying to pee. Yeah, we're probably training. Go on get it out, son. You don't let it go now.
Starting point is 01:33:43 And if you're a grown man to clean up on our six, we got pee-pee. If you want them grown niggas that still pull your pants down, don't piss in public, nigga, you're scammed people. Yo, bro, you're watching the stall of big-ass grown man in it? Nick, a whole ass out. Like, bro, what the fuck going on in here? Nigger, ugh. Niggins, I accidentally pooter, and now it's everywhere.
Starting point is 01:34:02 It's, not everybody got to smear this shit. This, this, nigga. Ah! That niggia, oh, eh, my tica. Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha! That nigga ain't here pissed in the pool before.
Starting point is 01:34:20 Women and men. When you were young, it was because you didn't want to get out. When you get older, it's because you can't. Fuck it. Stand in, just let that shit do. I want to know why when you, when you get through fucking right, and you bust it's hard for you to pee. Oh my God, that's a real shit.
Starting point is 01:34:43 You just be standing there and you said be pushing, you'd be like, come on, hey. Then that shit come out and go nine different directions. You're the piss on the top of the toilet You're like, God damn You just squeam That shit go everywhere but the toilet One time I tried to piss That shit went straight and hit the towel
Starting point is 01:35:00 Just like The fuck You know what that was how you ever wake up in the morning I had to piss with that hard dick That shit hard than a motherfucker Ain't you got the damn dick Get on a be in the toilet like this You got to sing a Negro spiritual
Starting point is 01:35:16 When you do it swing low That thing is stupid. I love waking up with that dang going to rock. Turned over me like, let me get this dick, dude. Your girl ever woke up before you and took that long assing? You had to check on it?
Starting point is 01:35:33 Like, you're still in there? You all right? Piss loud as a motherfucker. They think she in there running the shower. You know, she got to take a shower, bud. You know they got to take a bird bath about that. Well, they got to wipe that thine-n-eye. They got to go to that white and that thine down,
Starting point is 01:35:53 that little bird bath, y'all do? Look like she's shining some shoes. Hey, there's, women are rough with that pussy. They handle that pussy rough. They try to hide that rag. This girl sent me a video on her play with her pussy, and she gonna slap the pussy real loud. Oh my god, damn.
Starting point is 01:36:15 I got a rude, bitch. I didn't know you can hit him that hard. Put that rag on the side. I got a rule in my house. You wipe that pussy, put that rag on the sink. For what? I need to see what it looked like. Sank.
Starting point is 01:36:28 Wipe it, same. Why you gotta see what it look like? Shit, bitch, I need to know what the fuck you wiping off, bitch. Why is this rag so dirty? Well, with you. Before you got to be. Won't fucking look like a mechanic, bitch. No.
Starting point is 01:36:47 No. I've been walking, walking where? From state to state, didn't you? Did the Mont Luther King march, Montgomery to Selma. Hey, bro. Hey, you ever had that streak of your draws when you realize that? You're like, you know what? She ain't gonna find Evo.
Starting point is 01:37:09 Shit. Thu'd be bullpuckers away. I don't know what it is. That's a certain age is a man. man, Walmart, all the way down the street. You can't wife good after you turn a certain age as a man, you won't never get it all. I don't know if it's what we're eating or whatever, but boy,
Starting point is 01:37:25 you know you got, you got wet wipes and everything. Get back to the room, you're like, whoa, wait a minute, something. You ever felt that crunch, fellas, that crunch? And you know what that crunch is. You're like, ah, yeah. That's when you have to make an executive decision. I don't even want these draws in my house. I don't know what it is with that little.
Starting point is 01:37:46 burns sensation. I don't, like, they say it's... What the fuck? You all hurt, money? It's like, who? Yeah, you when you're great, never had like a stomach, like, you're like, ooh. Like, that shit made you bend over, you're like, ooh, shit. Hold up now. I don't know what. I ain't that cause that. I know. That shit hits you sometime, nigga.
Starting point is 01:38:06 It's like, as soon when you get to the door, that's when the shit know you close. You get to the door, that shit hits your ass. You look like Omar ya on at the door, niggott. Ah, get to the bath, though, get to the baths up! Ah! Ah! Ha! Ha!
Starting point is 01:38:27 Ha! Huh. Ooh. Yeah. You're fucking. How that? See, me coming out fast. Ha!
Starting point is 01:38:39 Ha! And here that is! I got to look at that. Fuck that. Ha ha I think it'd be in that Sussex, man I gotta look at that shit
Starting point is 01:38:54 That shit be coming out of your leg You like fuck that Ugh This nigga isn't This nigga is it What Yeah And you look like a T-Rex
Starting point is 01:39:07 I got to make sure I don't eat that shit no more Fuck that That would you be Ooh boy that's a real grown man shit You have a shit over somebody the house, you try to do it fast. Nope.
Starting point is 01:39:19 I shit, wherever comfortably. I don't get to fuck. Who house in here? That's what you got a toilet for. For a nigga this shit, right? Right. You gotta be careful doing that shit, bro. Some people toilet rock. They had that loose-ed toilet.
Starting point is 01:39:34 I don't know if I could do that. They got damn toilet loose on their right side. Look at that. They got them seats sliding off. That goddamn loose-air and toilet. Nah. Nah, let me go on to the crib. Let me move on a little bit.
Starting point is 01:39:49 Worship, when you take your shit over somebody's house and you flush that motherfucker and they go, look it. Now you're in there. Shit. See, y'all thoughtful. I know this motherfucker stopped up and get up at the house ASAP. That's a problem. For them.
Starting point is 01:40:07 That's one thing we never grow out of as people. No matter how old you are, you still be like, somebody comes shit over your house. Hey man, let me use the bathroom. What's you gotta do, number one, number two. Shit, nigga. I'm asking people that. I know, what you gotta do number one, number two, man.
Starting point is 01:40:29 I fuck you up. I gotta do it number three, a little bit of both, motherfucker. Bring you ever shit over somebody's house and have no tissue? That happened to everybody in Montgomery. I don't give a fuck about that. I ain't never did that one. I got to mention I got the proper materials before I can do anything. Because you don't get that, be like, wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:40:49 They walk by the bathroom. I'm in the shower like a motherfucker. Man, you're in the shower? Yeah, you had no chish. Nah. You had some towels, though. I didn't took a shit in a public bathroom. I didn't take a shower like a muff.
Starting point is 01:41:01 I didn't take a shit. In a public bathroom and they had no toilet paper in my stall. I had to come out of that motherfucker. y'all ain't bullshit everybody catch me nigga god damn i just like walking around with shitty y'all ass fuck that i type this motherfucker up until i get the way i need to go but who i can't fly i can't do it bro you still got a strong midsection all this is still still strong on you. This thing looks like he playing hopscotch. Look at it. See, look,
Starting point is 01:41:39 make you dance like Omarion. I'm telling you, that shit turned you into an R&B dancer. Hey, bro. The only thing worse than no tissue is that one plat tissue. Yeah, that shit that's shit that probably got in the bathroom in this building. That tissue that make a sound when you rolled out, shh, fuck. But there ain't nothing like that tissue like that, like that hotel tissue. They don't give a fuck where your finger can go. scrape through it, p. Now you got. Hey, my nigga that lived a rough life, bro.
Starting point is 01:42:12 I know. Hey, the niggins have been through all can of bush. I'm sorry. I don't like that thick-ass tissue, either. That thick-ass triple-plied quilted shit with your- like you're wiping your ass with a blanket. Like you're wiping your ass off with a pillowcase.
Starting point is 01:42:27 You're like, shh. Then that shit gets stuck in your ass. You'll be walking around, take your drawers off. You got all. fucking taller tissue balls in your draws like thinka what's this what is these and they got goddamn fruity pebbles in my draws look at this shit is nasty then they got their hard-in-tissue you got the block you got the black when you got that when you got that hard tissue because you can feel it after that fur wipe you're like oh boy i can't do that
Starting point is 01:42:52 that hard time that tissue kill a nigga boy cut your ass crack i got a block this time let me pull that motherfucker up too fast look and see that blood streak you be like oh Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, I must got a people that bust in my ass or something. Oh, how's my asshole bleeding? Lord, I got to go to the hospital. Oh, oh. See that blood streak, nigga, you get scared. Oh, is that red? Sure is, sir. You fucked up, really. I'll tell you. I said, they have a digger like this here. No. Everybody don't rub that ass too hard before, and I got scared. I'm on a kilt they self, niggins.
Starting point is 01:43:39 Ha, shit. I think I'm done. That little swiper make you done. You like, I think I'm done. I don't give a fuck. What? What? If I ain't done, I don't care.
Starting point is 01:43:52 Hey, my nigga, what? I'm done today, god damn it. Why you have to put the band's songs? If you got to walk, well, you see that little blood, you like, ha, you know what, I'm done today. No. I gotta keep wiping now because that crunch when you feel that crunch fellas all the niggas in you can you ain't got a clap of nothing Because I don't want you feel bad about yourself, but
Starting point is 01:44:13 Every nigga that took that shit and got to walk in them first five steps you be straight one two three four crunch whoa I got those I can't do it That what I really know I shit everywhere. I don't give it damn you'll be finished shit but you sit there like 20 more minutes like am I feel finished, but I don't know if I'm done. I could be finished, but it ain't done. But you sit there too long, and your legs go to sleep, so when you get up, you can't walk. You're like, ah.
Starting point is 01:44:45 Yep. Sit there with your arms on your knees. That one that won't come out is the worst one. That strain, make your eyes turn red like James Horton when he got hurt in the playoffs. It'll be a little pebble. You're like, oh, no. I did all that to push out a goddamn lemon head.
Starting point is 01:45:08 This don't make no sense. But what about that one that they keep on going and don't want to break? You're like, hold up, motherfucker. You're going to get the hell up. You're going to get your ass out of there. This niggas still in this, motherfucker. Hey, fly, what about that one that be long like that?
Starting point is 01:45:26 You take that long. Did you get up and look at ain't shit in the toilet? You're like, wait a minute. Did they go down by itself? Fucking mystery shit, this is amazing. Oh yeah, they're gonna fucking, we got there, go ahead. Like, go here. I already know what I need to do, clear.
Starting point is 01:45:43 This ain't my first row to your bed down. Oh, shit. And the crazy part is there's gonna be people watching this on YouTube while they taking this shit, can't shit, because you're laughing. This is me right now. You're this is stupid. Somebody was trying to get into something in Montgomery. the night. Where would they go? Ladies, love to try to sneak and shit. You ever catch your girl's shit?
Starting point is 01:46:06 And you got, ah, you stank like a baldbucker. You're a little stanking ass. They got some type of confidence when they don't like the little 17 that they don't like the, it's like an older. They don't want you to know that they do-doo. Like you do got a booty hole, bitch. Like you do-do. You don't walk around and never do-do, bitch. You better. Now, what would be funny is when she, when she fought that first time around you, because it's always an accident. It's because you made her laugh or something. She'd be like, hell yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:46:36 I'm so sorry. Oh, my goodness. That was, I'm so embarrassed. Hey, ladies, go ahead and far it because that takes the pressure off the nigga. We're holding in, three or four of. Real. The best part is smelling it
Starting point is 01:46:50 when you know you ain't do it, but it's only you and her in the car. Ben, did you fall? Stop trying me. Bitch, I didn't poop. Ladies be so ashamed there. Blame it on the bed. Must be your mattress, smelling like that.
Starting point is 01:47:06 Because I did not pass gas. You need to turn this mattress over because this smell like doo-doo in your mattress. Because I don't pass gas. When do y'all shit, ladies? Y'all only shit won't break at work. When do y'all do you. You fuck around and wait for a nigga to go to sleep.
Starting point is 01:47:24 You check and waving shit in front of his face. You're talking about turn your mattresses over? I think women shit all the time. They just shit real fast. They shit fast They do it all the time He's that time Your face is over
Starting point is 01:47:38 Yeah Ladies ain't going to admit to no fart Till you really love him They got the might and the damn They had to catch you line One time for their past gang Oh you don't know that bitch But you know that
Starting point is 01:47:49 Hey man I know some niggins gonna get drunk in here tonight And start an argument With their lady Bitch where you shit at I ain't never I've seen you shit.
Starting point is 01:48:03 What? I shit. You gotta shit. Where you shitting at? And the lady. Huh? Where you shitting at? Ladies, y'all so smooth.
Starting point is 01:48:12 First of all, ain't shit shit about this shit, okay? That's the first thing you got to understand. And I don't want to have this conversation. You're like, you ever eat some shit with your girl. You eat, y'all eat the same restaurant. And this shit got your stomach fucked up, and she's just looking at you. You okay? You all right?
Starting point is 01:48:31 Like, bids, are you okay? That's because she shit at the restaurant. Shout out to all the petty niggas that start arguments for any damn thing. I think they like Bill Bill and Bowling. God damn, look at them tithes. There ain't nothing about titty in Montgomery. What y'all do in my mother now? This is the titty capital right here.
Starting point is 01:48:54 There's titty sight right. My wife in here somewhere. She in here. I'm corporate in here. Look at that nigga hyping it. Look at the nigga in the back road. This bitch wants you loosed right there. Look at this, Nick. Who is that?
Starting point is 01:49:10 Ladies, let me ask y'all a question. Do y'all get as excited to set your home girls up with a nigger as niggas get to set their home girls up with a woman? Y'all get as excited. Because niggas be happy. We'd be sending our boy off like he's going to college. Who you going with? That little red bitch I say you're in. With the little blue... Oh, go here, Nick! She ain't know you make you know you get there one man you ladies. We'd be excited when you come up. He'd be like Hey look tell Carlos I say here like this too what you want me tell him said? I'm gonna tell him I said I do this dad and third first thing I do
Starting point is 01:49:44 Loz where yeah sit down for a second my nigga I gotta talk to you Yeah I just met this girl says you won't suck your dick through your nose making she like you What city are you in? Y'all don't call me with shit. We don't have to. You already know. You let the bitch know immediately. I don't be doing that.
Starting point is 01:50:04 I don't be doing on. I'm probably over at, for real. I'm trying to tell, Nick, I am Uncle Luke, Jr. Freak me. Back. Now, I ain't freaking, freaky, but I'm freaking another because I do a lot of freaking shit. Like what?
Starting point is 01:50:22 Shit, I just, you know. That's a lot. That is a lot. That's a real answer. That's a real answer. We niggas don't have to say the words. Like, man, what you do? That's shit, man.
Starting point is 01:50:32 You know all right? I get down with it get down. If you really know the nigger, the nigger, the nigger tell you some shit like this. Shit, nigger, I did me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, hell yeah, I know what you're saying. Ladies, when you like, like, what's the criteria for you to give your girl, like, the message? Do you have to like the nigger or do you just have to know her well enough to think she'll like the nigga?
Starting point is 01:50:53 They got one for them, too, because at the end of the day and shit. What you say? both of right so you got to like the nigger and you got to know that she gonna like right could they talk if you fuck your girl go your girl gonna tell her friends i'm like girl that did were all in my foeit and her friend all she's gonna be thinking about like i ain't never had no dick in my phone here no this her real friend she gonna say some shit like Pete, you always say that. Tell you a whole while about this shit.
Starting point is 01:51:30 It love you better like that, man. They got to get that push on, man. Just love, man. You got to understand. You got to cherish that pussy. Even though they give it to the, take them, embrace that pussy. You got to appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:51:41 You got to embrace, because when y'all get it, y'all get it, y'all. Go, she'd be like, damn, my nigger, like, you didn't even cherish this pussy. You've been able to put it back in the box. Fuck, you know what I was. Ma'am, you have gotten up more than everybody in the show. I am tired of saying you get your ass up. Sit, damn, ma'am.
Starting point is 01:52:01 Looking like a Jamaican flag in this bitch. For real, she is dressed like the Jamaican flag. She know her, they're her cunner. She do her nails. And salute to y'all to you, y'all ain't been, you've been chewing that gum the whole show. You must make that yourself. How do you keep the flavor that long? You look like Aisha Curry, too, baby. You want some attention, beautiful? I'll give you some.
Starting point is 01:52:29 That's she crazy, she says you want some attention. Ladies, y'all be wanting attention? From niggas, you don't even, what? Yes. Y'all love getting attention from niggas you don't like. I'd be seeing that you... Y' y'all motherfuckers disrespectful. Nah, I'm okay.
Starting point is 01:52:48 That's the thing. They'd be wanting to turn somebody down, but if you ain't getting no attention, to turn down, they're like, down. Well, turn me up, shit. That's what the... Niggas be like that, too, though. When we go to the club, we were on that shit, too.
Starting point is 01:53:02 To around flash, you know, we want the whole look at him. I'm like, yeah, the big nigga. You go to the club and nobody looking at you and now you just find out, you're looking at everybody else. You thought you were going to fuck them up with the bottle of shorts. Like, ain't nobody even saying nothing about my shorts, Nick.
Starting point is 01:53:19 You look at everybody in the club. Stupid eye, me. Ain't that right, A-Sap? A-Sap, gonna go home and play Fortnite. Alright, I'm back, you guys. Man, leave Ricky alone, man. And they got a crazy game for town. Rickie been holding it down, bro.
Starting point is 01:53:39 Ain't nobody came up here fucking with us. Ricky got a buck knife in his pocket. Hello. Oh, you call it for A-Sap. That's how they use the sound in the cell. They could use this out in the 70s when they was getting smooth on the song. Oh, yeah. This one is dedicated to all of the ladies out there.
Starting point is 01:54:01 All of the big four-haired ladies with a weak bladder. This is for you. I know you keep getting, I know you keep it stays wet. Well, your ass sound like you smoke cigarettes. I do sometimes, but only briefly. That shit ain't sexy. You're gonna be like, bitch, can you turn this music right? Because you imagine if you fucking a bitch and her voice changed like that. She's like, oh yeah, fuck me.
Starting point is 01:54:26 Give me the goddamn big of your ass. I ain't never had nobody put it in me like that. Ah, this bitch a demon. Hey fellas, you gotta stop telling these women you're a freak. They definition of some freaky shit is way more goddamn freaky than yours. Like what? Man, I was talking to the girl. She was like, I don't know if you can fuck with me. Why not?
Starting point is 01:54:54 Because I'm a freak. I was like, what you mean? She was like, I'm a real freak. I was like, what kind of freak? She was like, you gotta tie me up. Oh, shit. She's like, then, you gotta whoop me. I was like, okay, that's new.
Starting point is 01:55:07 But nobody liked ass whooping. You whooped the wrong. And then she was like, and then after you get through whooping me, I want you to punch my tits. I was like, see, that's the shit. I'm not doing that. I'm not punching on no goddamn tinted. I don't know what.
Starting point is 01:55:24 You wore the rock. A little bit. You like, did you like, count with the force, I'm like, no way. Pah. Oh, did you, pie? No, it wasn't. Why would I do all that? I would have tow her ass up.
Starting point is 01:55:35 You want to be whooped? Now he's like a sexy ass whoop. That's why you ain't never going to have shit. Look at the lady in the back, gum and up and down. She liked this shit. Security. She was like, you. yes beat my ass don't chime me up bitch i need my hands i need you be able to tell you uh-uh
Starting point is 01:55:57 i ain't with that who birthday is it today you lie just one what's today may 18 may 18 june 30th somebody in here drove eight hours to come to this show who's out of town who's my time shout out of all of out of time out of time people thank you for your love and support I said we thank you for your love and support I like that point thank you for your love and support I say we thank you thank you for your love and support sound like a commercial I say we thank you is for all the people that watch the 85 sauce show out there whether you're here or you're watching at home Alabama
Starting point is 01:56:52 We appreciate everybody that support us is making this dream come true for us It's like we're here trying to make she got a pee she got a pee she been holding it Look how she walking Bitch won't walk a bottle ketchup Big bottle ketchup in the building That's not your bitch though Whoa I like her shirt
Starting point is 01:57:17 yeah what much love everybody up top one more time hold all the people up there with the people up there with the group on seats all the people up there with the group on seats all the people up there with the group on seats they got group on seats it's gonna take y' long as hell to get to your car because up top that is really really far you gotta walk up to this goal yeah you get your elevator She got that don't don't don't know She got that don't-dong-dong Head style Don-T-T-T-T-T-T-D-T-T-T-T-K-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-KK-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Las.
Starting point is 01:58:12 la la la la la la la la la ha this really sound like mawit they play right here you know i mean this that shit you play when you really know you got to get the you're out you really about to get the pussy you really about to get the pussy with this playing Yeah, D.C. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we are the 85 South Show. My name is Chico Bean and I'm a Pice. What the fuck in that spirit? My name is Shico Bean and I'm a Pice's.
Starting point is 01:58:58 Yes, my name's Carlos Miller. I can tell about how you were screaming. You know I eat pussy on the second date. Not the first date, but the second date She might get eight Oh, yeah Eat that pussy on the second date I ain't pussy every day
Starting point is 01:59:24 You don't have to be an occasion Shout on to the lady in the front row With the show outfit on I bet your pussy go When you take that little pouch Oh Shout out to the girl beside you With their hair just like an ex-man
Starting point is 01:59:46 I know you probably got a whole bunch of niggas Who are your ex-man? Yes, she do Some niggas that got shot over her She's an ex-man She's a ex-man Time out Who the for
Starting point is 02:00:08 fuck with that nigga right there who the fuck is that who the fuck is that who the fuck is this this is a gay training what's wrong with that nigga he keep hump in the air
Starting point is 02:00:26 and then you got the wind breaker of all windbreakers on wind don't stand a fucking chance right now that's a way that noise and shit That nigga probably wrote a white fan to the show. She came back.
Starting point is 02:00:43 Catch up. Come on, ketchup. Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, like a ketchup can. Ketchup can. It's something about her I like. Y'all, I don't know what it is. What's your name?
Starting point is 02:01:06 To wire. her name is to walla so while to wire to walla got a name so walla you sound like you from wakonda to walla from wakonda straight that dick and you get the fuck around with to walla that's a relationship you can't never get out of Tawahua. Hey, bro. Tawala aside. Tawala side.
Starting point is 02:01:30 Tawala side. Tawala side. Tawala outside. Your name, Tawawa, bitch. Tawawa. Tawawa. How do you spend that? Tawala sound like a real expensive lotion.
Starting point is 02:01:43 How do you feel? T.AWA.W.A. That's Tawawa. Tawala sound like a real expensive lotion. Like, oh, you got a rash. You got to go get you some to Wala. They only sell it in CVS. How you name that Tawahua?
Starting point is 02:01:55 How do that? That sounds like some good pussy in South America. Tawawa sound like Exama. Real bad, Exima. You got some of that Tawawa. You look sick. Y'all had a good time tonight, Montgomery. This is our first time down here,
Starting point is 02:02:17 but it ain't gonna be the last. I should have been coming down here. This shit close. There's a whole bunch of niggas. Montgomery, Alabama. You all right, bro? That niggas, he's been sitting there with the same expression the whole time.
Starting point is 02:02:41 You know what? Him and that, nigga, that was back there must be retained. Montgomery, Alabama. Oh. Hey. That's just sound good. Montgomery, Alabama Oh
Starting point is 02:02:58 Montgomery, Alabama Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh Oh Montgomery, Alabama Oh, yeah, yeah California
Starting point is 02:03:17 When we say, Oh, Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh Montgomery, Montgomery, Alabama. Hey, the state of Alabama going to start using that on commercials.
Starting point is 02:03:31 Have you renewed your driver's license this year? Come on down. At the airport, the black walker. To Montgomery, Alabama. They're going to be the airport cool like that. Montgomery, Alabama. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:49 This is the 85thous. So, Montgomery, Alabama. It's a podcast for people who spill shit in the kitchen and get it up with a sock. Montgomery, Alabama, who don't pay for Montgomery, Alabama is the shit. Montgomery, Alabama is the shit. Montgomery, Alabama, got to take us that dance like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, Montgomery, Alabama.
Starting point is 02:04:22 That's the shit. And that's the shit, right. Welcome to me, Alabama, Alabama, where we're at D.C. Oh, where we at, oh, we're in, Montgomery, Alabama, yeah, oh, we're gonna be at D.C. Montgomery, Montgomery, Alabama, Alabama, uh, Alabama, uh. Montgomery, Alabama This is the R&B here Y'all going to be fuck for this next week
Starting point is 02:05:00 Montgomery, Alabama All my people that's going to put this on later on When we put this shit out on YouTube Like, baby, let's fuck it at Montgomery, Alabama Now we're going to have to hear everywhere we go And we put this shit out He's going to be like, You know my goddamn girl's going to stay and walk up right now,
Starting point is 02:05:24 she started to come to the show But she only fought All right, we're going to do this. If you had a good time, let me hear you wave your hands Y'all stupid and shit, I say he, wave your hands. Hey, you fuck the more with that one right now, man. Now, if you had a good time, let me see you wave your hands, see you wave your hands, see you wave your hands. If you see a good time, let me see you wave your hands, see you wave your hands.
Starting point is 02:06:04 If you not whip in your hands, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. If you're not waving your hands Fuck you Stop, everybody quit They were like, what fuck you to do this? She didn't quit Thank you ma'am One lady just like to wave her hands
Starting point is 02:06:23 That's what they used to do at her school Salute to everybody that's leaving right now Trying to beat traffic You're not going to Everybody's here, the whole city Yeah Make sure y'all continue to support The 8'5 South Show
Starting point is 02:06:38 We ain't shit with us Make some noise for yourselves, Montgomery, for coming out here and rocking with us. All the people up top make some noise, man. We love y'all. Thank y'all for coming out. Montgomery! Let the people of the world see Montgomery, Alabama. Got some real niggins in it.
Starting point is 02:06:57 We are the 85 South show. We like y'all, man. Thank you, Montgomery. Love y'all. And before we go, just to honor that, nigga. I don't know me a rabbiya tonight Oh Yeah, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, another one.
Starting point is 02:07:34 We've got to have a bad thing. We've got to have a better thing we're going to win. We got me in a little bit. Get that way to death by you. Come in to a city near you. And if we're not coming to a city near you, then you need to come to a city near us. This is the 85 South Show. As you can see, we do it.
Starting point is 02:08:08 We do what hasn't been done before. We're going to keep on doing it. So we appreciate the support, all the love we got in Montgomery tonight. What up, what up? Them niggas was here. They just ain't watched the whole show but they were smoking downstairs. But, you know, love down here, man.
Starting point is 02:08:24 Montgomery. The sense is into the middle. How you feel, bro? That's a little bit. You feel like a champion? Yeah. I thought you all right. What I do, man, I was just over.
Starting point is 02:08:54 I mean, we got damn Montgomery, Alabama, all right? I'm just over. All right, Montgomery, Alabama. Let me go in here. I'm going to use the bathroom. I'm going to take a little bit about Montgomery, Alabama. Montgomery, Alabama is a very unique. is a very unique place.
Starting point is 02:09:09 These people came here and they showed us a whole bunch of loving, showed us a whole bunch of good time. And we just appreciate everybody coming out here on this Saturday evening in Montgomery, Alabama are coming out here and supporting us. You know what I mean? Salute to ASAP security. We don't know what you guys were securing,
Starting point is 02:09:26 but you're doing it as soon as possible because that was on the back of the shirt. All right? So Montgomery, we love you, we appreciate you. We'll never leave you, but we've got to leave you tonight, but we're still here. spirit because that's what the world is about is about spirit it's not about any other stuff thank you montgomery from myself from carlos miller and from dc young fly we appreciate you i don't know
Starting point is 02:09:50 what he's making noise for but you know he's excited about something probably that we're in montgomery baltimore maryland may 31st and june 1st i will be at the baltimore comedy factory all the surrounding areas get your tickets and come check me out Now, I'm only doing this video because everybody keeps saying, Chico, oh my God, it's almost the 31st. The tickets aren't selling. What the fuck this video going to do? You think somebody who ain't coming to see me,
Starting point is 02:10:17 you're going to be like, oh, I wasn't going to see that, nigga, but he made a video, so now I got to go. Nah, but, you know, everybody got rules to follow, so I got to follow the rules that I'm under. May 31st, June 1st, Baltimore Comedy Factory. I'm making this video so everybody can leave me to fuck alone. Get your tickets. Join IHeart Radio and Sarah Spain
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