The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Nashville Comedy Festival Finale W Karlous Miller DC Young Fly & Chico Bean | Ep. 181

Episode Date: May 5, 2019

In the final sold out show from The Nashville Comedy Festival Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean take everybody back down memory lane. They take it back to what it was like when the ice cream man pulled up in the hood. They roast all them people getting aggressive in Lennox Mall and get into crackhead theater. See them Live https://www.85southshow.com/live FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/... BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on, man. These niggas said y'all from Atlanta. That don't mean that niggas from Atlanta. Nah, ain't all the ass. It's a lot of shit in Atlanta, but it ain't all ass. It's a lot of shit in Atlanta, but it ain't that much right now. There's a lot of thighs, too. You ever been to Linux mall?

There's a lot of shit in there. I went to Lennox mall them niggas sexually harassed the shit out of me in that motherfucker they don't give a fuck over there don't do I say it like that no for real nigga I'm I just drew story I'm in the mall we did a show in Atlanta me and Lowe's did a show in Atlanta and I'm in the mall and dude was like Chico Bing oh don't walk away like you don't know who I don't I know who you are I know exactly who you are. Can I have a selfie with you? I'm like,

yeah, no problem. You ain't no thing. So, true story, I go to take the selfie with the nigga, right? I'm taking the picture, and as the nigga go to take the picture, he sniffed me, bro. I'm like, hey, yo, my man. What the fuck is you doing? He said, what is that cologne you wearing? I'm like, pussy, by heterosexual,

nigga, fuck it you're talking about. Fuck away from me with that. What did you get? Welcome to a letter. A nigga sniffed you? Yeah, that's a true story. He ain't giving him fuck. He was like, Don't do my seat like that. Chico Bean. There's gay people in D.C. too.

A lot of gay people in D.C. Yep. Gay man walked right up on me. What is he? D.C. I ain't know you from D.C. I said, I'm not. He said, but so.

I'm like, stop. You don't know what to do. With a nigga aggressive like that. They didn't let his ball. Those niggas, I holl at your ass. Hey, fitted cap. Hey, where you're going? Come here.

I'm like, nigga. Hey, I'm from a lot. You go to watch them, niggas. You go to watch them, man. That's how I do when I'm in Atlanta. I make sure I dab a little pussy behind my ears before I go outside. That shit like keeping the vampires off. They're like, I'm stanking here.

I can't. My eyes is burning. Somebody got some pussy on them somewhere. I don't know who it is. Let's go. Let's get out this store. It's such evil spirit in here. This nigga says it's evil spirit. Y'all ain't even do my sitting like that. But wrong job.

wrong with y'all you got gay people in mississippi too yeah but they had to drive to tennessee gay people with no shoes on we got one mississippi don't have a lot of everything you don't want no gay bath feet motherfucker cutoff that boy gay for real buddy i'm like got no shoes on that boy feet is gripping the ground what grip in the ground you know he on some bullshit that thing he got toe grip what fuck gripping the grain he's gripping the ground Look at her scuba, scuba, scuba. Scooby. No, bitch, you got to get up.

Bro, Nashville got some fan-ass women. They do, bro. You see this shit? They've been all the three days. It's hiding in the murk clothes. I know what's going on. She got on a snake skin dress with a fat ass. That is crazy.

Yep. And the car chest got... Yeah, that what exactly what it looked like. Like he got a whole deal back there. There's a whole gator. Whole Gato back there There's a lot of Strong guy niggins in Nathville

What y'all nigga be doing every day Just go to the gym? No, a lot of these niggas just got out Yeah Yeah, it's bird getting out Early right before summer They'll be back before June They'll be back in the

You ever see no nigga They be getting out at the Greyhound They just be looking around Like they just ain't never seen shit before They just be like, but these bricks Still the same, boy Niggas got that laundry sack on the shoulder, man. I'm gonna answer the phone.

I don't know where I'm gonna go tonight. Nigger, this shit crazy. Hey, brother, the most, the most, I like seeing like, niggas really get out and have a smile on me for you, like, really thinking that they're about to change their life around knowing that they're not, you know? But you just see it, they just be like, well.

That's that sack, boy, that woman. Well, you're a free man, what? A free man. Don't shit on nobody hope. These nigg be needing it. Well, what, they'll rob your ass one. Shit. Now, they keep the hope.

They go out, like, man, I've been put some applications in here, man, somebody going to hit back. Then they find out that shit still real-in-head. They were like, boy, hey, I might have the goddamn start back doing what I used to do. Now, for real, what, this shit is real life. That's fucked up how they do niggas in America, man. Just because you go to jail, you can't get a job nowhere, and they expect you to stay the fuck out of jail. How, sir?

We need milk. Shit, it ain't about going to jail. We need milk, nigg. It ain't really about going to jail. Shit, you just be black. Walking that motherfucker, like, man, y'all hiring? Hell no. We don't even have no jobs here, sir.

We don't even work here. I'm sorry. We're all independent contractors. You got to comply on line. But then they got a, we hire a sign in the window, though. So what the fuck of that? They go grab it. I hate that shit.

I remember one time I was going in McDonald's, right? I was like, y'all hiring. She said, no, we ain't hiring. I come back in the next day. new people. I said, hold up. Bitch, who the fuck is this

motherfucker? You said y'all want to hire, and I know this bitch had to go through some type of process, bitch. They was already hired. They had to wait

on their first day orientation. That's the reason why they wasn't hiring you should have got your ass there early. Now, real talk. Like real time,

I ain't no race. I ain't no race. Got to say that shit because what I'm about saying, I ain't a fuck. I ain't no race you, I feel like everybody

can come over here and do what they want to do, bro. I don't give a damn, I don't give a damn then my only problem how to hell

all these people got job and can't speak no income because they work way harder than the niggas that do that's how they get them job they weren't way harder they didn't talk to the motherfuckers they didn't talk to nobody

they just went to work and started working they would fuck this who they're talking to and they don't have to who you talk to it don't matter them motherfuckers will work nine shifts And won't stop.

The whole die. Hey, okay, no brain needy. I don't need no break. You're like, you don't need no break. I swore on everything. I was at a winnie's, bro. At the wind, I ate in late. I said, man, can I get Junior Baker?

She said, you mean. I said, yeah, June Baker. She was like, I'm like, bitch, how to hell? Hey, I went to Roscoe's chicken and waffles in LA. They need to change the name of that motherfucker to Roskitos. Because it ain't nothing but Spanish people working in that motherfucker. Oh, Roshitas.

They need to change it to Raskitos. Because I went in there. What rascal was nowhere to be found. It was all Spanish people, and they was frying the shit out that chicken. That make you respect them. It took my mama 30 years and learned how to fry chicken. These niggas made three weeks got the recipe down pat. I fuck with the message.

They just don't want you to call the police. You don't matter what it is. They just say to any situation. They don't call the police. Because they ain't got no insurance. They got no green card. They got shit. They're just here.

They don't get no fuck about there. No police. Mm-mm. That motherfuckers just hit you with that side of the ice society. I don't speak as a side. They're efficient, though. One thing I give them is they stick together. If niggas stuck together like they stuck together,

we might be a right, you know what I mean? I'm talking about deep, knowing that it's 12 in the car. They ain't complaining. They're in that bitch. Shit. Sweating on each other. Not complaining. I remember I live in the apartment complex.

I lived in when I was in college. I had a one bed room. And it was a Spanish people living downstairs. They was like seven deep in the one bed. bedroom and everybody went to work every day yes you know what the bills was like nigger nigger nigger none i bet they were like three four five hundred dollars at the moment yeah yeah that's what i'm saying i know they were 30 dollars a piece everybody straight what living good they saving the rest sending it back and getting the rest of their people over here niggas don't do that you can't let niggies

live with you because every time it's time to pay rent everybody sleep they all we're watching the next nigga. Did he pay? Did he pay? And that's the thing. It'd be hard, but niggas live with each other because you don't know a person until they live with you. You don't know how quick this shit that they do will annoy you. My nigga, put your socks on. God damn, bro. Hey, I don't give you fuck. You walking around here with your toes touching my cop and shit, bro. I was that nigga. I don't give a damn. I was that nigga that was sleeping on your

couch and try to keep my bag out of our way. Hey. You haven't had that little bag? That egg got your clothes in? You try to keep it out of away. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, you wait, goddamn, my bad, my bad, my bad. See, y'all better than me. See, I always couldn't wait to get my own goddamn house so I could do all this shit they used to say, well, when you get your own house,

I do all that shit now. I was, and me and my dad and my son was goddamn sitting there watching the movie other night. It was about 10.30. I just looked at... You know what? Go to bed. Everybody go to goddamn bed right now.

I don't want to hear shit. This is my mother. fucking house get your ass up and everybody go to goddamn bed but you're dad is a girl well when you get your own house yeah you can stay up long as you got there I want to but your ass going to bed tonight yeah I get out my face and you know your parents hit you night night good night I hate that shit night bitch I can't go to sleep on that goddamn TV off too I'm gonna cut it down When you come from a black family, you never stop having the answer when you go in your mama house.

My mama, to this day, where you're going? I'm like, Ma, I'm going out. Where is out? And what time you're coming back? I'm like, Mom, I'm a grown man. I don't want to hit none of that shit. What time are you coming back? Don't be, I'm going to put the chain on the door on your ass.

Like, Ma, you're going to put the chain on the door? See it, that's my mama. Hey, man, listen, ain't nothing more. Listen, my mama used to put the chain on the door with me. I used to be out on the street. I come home, think of shit, so we go to open the door. Now I'm in that bitch in the corner. Mama!

The fucked up part of she didn't knew you was out there. How old you all we? She knew you couldn't get in. My mom had been getting up at 3.30 in the morning to go to work since I've been a young nigga, right? So I knew that I was going to have to sit out there till then. So I'm banging on the door and nobody coming to the door. I stood out there for about 20 minutes and just said.

It was over with me. bro but you were 14 though imagine that shit happening when you 21 I ain't had no career when I walk away I got a bitch with me too I'm about to go in the house and fuck I was like hey yeah baby come on man yeah I think I gotta hit the door shit too I'm like oh what the fuck oh hold oh I got I got a key I don't know what you talking about I'm gonna hold up man you bullshit nigga my mama is behind the though like uh uh not today not the night not tonight I'm like for real bro It's like 10 o'clock, for real.

I got to turn around. I'm looking at this bitch. I'm like, bitch. You better get out of my mama parts, bitch. I got to go in the house, bitch. I thought I'll go get some coozy out that night, bitch. I'd rather go to sleep than fuck. That's a decision you had to make.

I want this pussy. I want my bed. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm gonna get in the house. Yeah, I think it's stupid. Ain't that being, like being raised by a black mama though, man. A real black mama. A hard working.

What? Day by day, just make it ends meet. They should do that trick when you be sitting at the hell hungry and you don't win it to the refrigerator. 15 time. Ain't shit in there but some bacon, sauce, some mayonnaise and some ice. Like, Mom, I'm hungry.

It's some food in there. What the fuck did you hide in that? Your imagination is just trying to create some shit. There ain't no food in that bitch until you go in there. You need to show me where you're hiding this goddamn whole meal. Let me tell you. I tricked my mama one time, I did exactly that. I was checking the refrigerator so many times.

I ended up checking it. She told her, I don't know what you doing. Ain't nothing in there. I was like, exactly. My mama was disrespectful. She used to bring home drinks just for herself. I'm talking about one Pepsi, nigga, and sit that bitch in the refrigerator.

And me and my little brother used to just stand and look at each other. Like, which one going to crack it first, nigga? Because I want to sit with that Pepsi. You're going to have to move out that bitch. Boy, you got a real mom. Hey, you never fuck around and drunk that bitch and your mama cuss out of everybody. That's what's wrong with motherfuckers now.

Every time I put some shit down, you run your fucking ass over there and put your motherfucking hands on. That's all right. Because tomorrow when I get my check and I go grocery shopping, I wish a motherfucker would touch something in my motherfucking house.

You don't pay no motherfucking bill, but I always got your motherfucking mouth on something. I'm sick of this shit. And Tuesday, come Tuesday, I'm turning the motherfucking cable out. I'm turning all this shit up. You lay around this motherfucker. You won't have ass washed dishes running my motherfucking light bill up.

Every time I ask you to do something, you got your motherfucking face and shit. All toe up. Get out my motherfucking face. Mom. Mom. Mom. No, because I'm sick of this shit. I ask you motherfuckers to do one goddamn thing, and let's take the goddamn garbage out.

Look at the goddamn garbage. They got garbage. Now, y'all walk past the goddamn garbage. Like, you don't see no motherfucking garbage. Mom. Mom. You gotta start walking at the house. You ain't got no draws on.

No, mama. Come back in the house. This is my motherfucking house. If I want to walk around this motherfucker, booke and butt naked, that's what the fuck I do. Ma. This is my dad the house. Yeah. What's you talking about?

Bring your motherfucking daddy name up again. I'm gonna knock your motherfucking teapal. I'm gonna knock your motherfucking head off. Say that shit again, goddamn it. I call the police. And shut your ass up. up then she hit y'all with this and sit on the couch bring me my motherfucking cover now you don't know what to do me and you just I don't know who bringing it but

somebody better get it up here god damn it for your mama talk bad to you nigga you ever ask your mama for some shit she was eating she make you feel like she ain't you ain't her child my mom could I have some I can't have shit to myself around this goddamn house Every time I try to eat something, I say, here, here, take it here. You want to hear, hear, hear, hear some. The fuck out my face. Hey, hold up. Your mama can say the simple shit, and it hurt like a motherfucker.

Like a what? Get your little ugly ass out my face. Stupid ass, boy. You being your wrong, hurt like a motherfucker. It's okay, bro. It's okay, bro. Don't let it sweat you, bro. Mom.

Oh, ugly. Hell yeah, you're ugly. You're acting ugly, God damn it. Oh, shit. I think he's retarded. Brue. I remember my mama had to come to my school because I got a deficiency notice

and I got to the mail before she got it and they called the house. Nigger. What I am, bro? Oh, my God. I didn't even know she was coming. I mean, class, nigga, me, fuck, be, nigga.

Turn it up, turn it up. Yeah. Yeah, one of them teachers you didn't respect. You know, the teachers who niggas didn't respect. I didn't respect none of mine. Well, you know, we was in that class and niggum made things. And then the nigger missed a maiden get up and say,

Yeah, we have a special guest in the house tonight. Make some noise of Mrs. to Wanda Bean. I'm like, nigger, it's a lady name but the same name is my mama. Man, she walked up in that bitch, nigger. She was the help teacher for the whole day, nigga. She stayed

the whole day. This was first period. Bro, she ate lunch with us and everything. In the cafeteria? In the cafeteria. I'm like, she's so disrespectful. I couldn't say nothing. She was like, you ain't going to laugh at your little friend joke? It wasn't funny. Let me tell you how we know you got your hands beat Because your mama named Tawanda

Yeah Taw your ass Oh nigger my mama At least you had a goddamn announcement My mom stopped beating me with belts Nigger I remember the first time she hit me with her hands That shit changed your life as a boy

When your mama first swing on you, nigga You'd be like this bitch crazy already But when she ball that fist up I remember man I let this nigga I don't know who this nigga was He came and sprayed the fire extinguishing in the hallway And I just let the nigga do what I don't know that nigga It ain't my hallway.

What the fuck was that? Somebody having a stroke. You straight? You straight? Mama, that's a goat. She said, Oh, okay. So I let the nigger.

I let the nigger spray this shit. My aunt Murray, God rest of her soul, thank the apartment on fire, because she lived up the street. She ran down there thinking it's on fire. I'm standing in the hallway, nigger with the fire stinguish everywhere. Like, I don't know what happened.

She said, okay, my mama come home had to sweep all that shit up, sweep the whole hallway, nigga. So she'd have made some dinner. I never forget, she made some Murray Steakhouse chicken sticks. They was chicken sticks and french fries. That sounded delicious in your house. I'm sitting at the table eating.

She comes sitting down. Chicken sticks, man. Chicken sticks, man. I'm talking about chicken steak sticks, Nick. No, no, no, no. Sticks, like little chicken strip sticks, nigga. I'm sitting there eating. I'm thinking she's straight.

She didn't swept it up. I'm like, man, I ain't going to let that nigga come through here no more. Thanks, Mom. I'm sitting there. She's like, why would you let somebody come where you live and fuck up the place where you lay your head and not do nothing? and why do you think it's my responsibility to not only clean up after your mistakes

but some strangest mistake I'm like mom I didn't even know and before I can even get the answer out pow jam chicken stick all on the floor I'm like oh sound like some shit Tawanda do nigger

Tijuana ain't no joke At least you had friends over there nigger my mama was a whore I didn't know that nigger my mama was a horde can't nobody come over here a nigga ain't nowhere you can't watch no TV it's shit on top of shit

nigger clothes on the stove nigger file cabinet in the bathroom for what was it was it towels in there at least man i niggas it's so much shit and i swaned everything thing i never forget when the police came my mama how to look for me me they kick the door down nigga don't kick the door boom do came back boom hit him in the face yeah that's that black mama my mama used to tell because my father like my father got killed when i was two so she was like her theory to this day she still said if you ever meet her and talk to her she was like can't teach you had to be no man, but I damn sure can show you

how not to be a bitch, and that's what she did. Yeah, that sounds like that. That's a tough bad love right now. You gotta have that, especially living in the hood. You can't grow up at no bitch in no hood. Nah, hell no. You're gonna be a complaining-a-nigger. You're gonna be a victim.

Mom. Hey, hit me. Damn, your thong gonna be doing this shit all day. It's dim. You that motherfucker ain't gonna do this. Fuck wrong with you. Be no victim in the hood, man. Growing up in the hood was fun, no.

I don't get fuck with nobody. That shit. I wouldn't change that shit for nothing in the world. When you hear that, boom, boom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom. The ice cream? Man, we where he's going. Hey, don't go down. Come there way, come in way!

That bitch you had a nigga kept going. They fucked us up with the ice cream truck when we were kids. Why? We standing in that bitch trying to make life decisions with 50 cents. Yeah, a whole life is riding on this 50 cent. You get the wrong shit. You get the wrong shit. man's a motherfucker.

You gotta wait to five or five till you come back around. You meant to, man, you had, like, when the ice cream truck came, you had, that's when your parents, as black parents showed you that they loved you, nigga. Like, if you had to get, like, the only people who got, like, the 25 cent bomb pop,

like, your mom was on drugs or something. Yeah, that's just the red bomb pop, it was 25 cent. You're like, that's for poor children. Right. Then the upper... Let me get the baseball mitt with the bubble gum glove. In the middle. Yeah, the bubble gum ball. That's...

No, what about the red, white, and blue stick? Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on. What's the way? What's the fucking around? And get the Mickey Mouse with the chocolate because that was $2 and shit,

and I came from a two-parent household. So you had a dollar for me. He comes a nigga. He's going to fuck the whole game up. Excuse me. Can I get that Oreo cookie ice cream cup, please? I don't know what they stopped making these motherfuckers, but they used to sell these WWF wrestling bars.

It was like cookie on the top and chocolate on the back with vanilla in the middle of them shit was $3. nigga. I remember I went $3, nigga. I remember I went to ask my... You know, it's one thing when you were young, nigga, the ass for that dollar

is a... That's a mission. You get yourself together. Mom, can I hit? Nah, that's too strong right there. Mommy, cannot... Nah, I got to raise my... Mommy. No, that ain't it. That ain't there right there. I got to switch that up. Ma. Oh, no, that was too quick. All right. But, nigga, when you got to go ask for

$3? You don't know how to ask for that. I was just like, ma. Can I get something to She was like, yeah, go down there and get some change out the thing. I was like, Mom, I need more some change. She was like, well, how much you need? I'm like, $3. I'm not buying that high-ass shit. See?

You don't know the ass, that's too slow. You got the ass like you already know you're about to get it. You got the coming up. Hey, ma, look, can I get $3 right quick? They're going to I control. They're going to Iquitra. Come on, let me get $3. Let me get $3.

Hey, hold up. This is how they fuck you up, though. They ever give you the $5 bill and you think you got all the money? Soon as you get half way, they hit you with the... Hey! Bring me my motherfuck! Ah, damn. I was a nigga.

I was a nigga. I'm gonna flex with the $5 first. Yeah, nigga, you see what time it is in the bean household, nigga. Big, big motherfucking link it on the front. But you can't flex because your mama standing looking at the window. Nick, I never forget, my mama told me, do not go up the street with them niggas. It don't matter. Don't go up the street.

Stay where I can see you. That's when your parents were like, stay where I can see you. I'm like, bitch, you ain't watching me all the time. Yes, they is. Like, how are you watching me all the time? I say, bro, I swore and everything, nigga. The corner is right there. I said, she ain't going to trip.

I cream truck going to, nigga. I go up there to the ice cream truck. Nigel, I swear, I get my eye cream. All I hear. Jun-Jun. That's my name in the hood. They like, John-Jun, I'm like, what? They like, nigga, your mama coming up the street.

Ooh, nigga, that's the worst shit you could have ever heard right there. I'm on my bike. Nick, I got my eye cream. I'm like, here I come, ma. I'm like, I take cane against her eye cream nigger I got the eye cream nigga my mama roll in the belt

I go past her this motherfucker pooty tang my head whole eye cream draw oh this bitch is not playing she's not playing my mama was even but she was vicious she told me don't go off the block one time nigga

and went in the house I was like oh she's tripping I rode everywhere on my bike I had the golden eagle mongoose niggas I come back way the mongoose niggas niggas nigga. You had paid? Yeah, my uncles

was dope dealers, so... My uncles was dope dealers. Then it was like my father figures, they was dope dealers, so they, you know, looked out for me, my daddy was there. You had the muggles. I come back, I come back up the block, nigga, my mom still ain't outside. I'm like, I didn't got away with this shit. We could ready play football outside in front of the house.

I'm taking my bike upstairs. She come out the house. She was like, yeah, go ahead and take that in the house. What was you at? I was like, I was like, oh, right down there. She was like, where's down there? I'm like, right down there. She said, oh, okay, yeah, all, cool. Go ahead, take your bike in the house. I'm like, okay, cool. I dropped my bike off.

I come back out to play football. She was like, where are you going? Like, right there, we're about to play football. She's like, no, y'all not. Matter of fact, you stand right here. Hey, y'all, come play football right here in front of the house, niggas. She made me stand in the screen door and watch my friends play football.

To this day, I got a picture right now, nigga. I wish I had my phone. I assure it to you. My mama sitting on the porch taking pictures with people kids and me standing in the motherfucking screen like this. Sound like some shit to Wanda, do? That is the shit Tawanda, dude, nigga. That is troubles of him.

For the white dude, laughing too hard. Dude, Tawanda is fucking hilarious, bro. I like to meet her, man. We need more Tawanders in the world. She is, my mama named Betty. Oh, my God. You think that shit is Betty? She is someone's sleep, her old ass.

Wake her. What? My best, you as a mother. My mother was a gangster, bro. Even the drug dealers were scared of my mom. My mom made me scent came over here looking for. for you, you look, bro, you better watch ya. You'll put you, hey, your mama is out here.

You ever have, you ever fucking around to be gone too long and they ain't looking for you no more? And everybody on the way home tell you, boy, your mama was over here. Oh my God. Those folks were looking for you, what? My mom were here in that shit. Mm-mm.

I'll never get, nigga, we all had bikes and I had a scooter, nigga. And my school, yeah, man, you know, I try to be fans that had a scooter. That wouldn't like the, the beginning scooters, not these new shit ride on the expressway, motherfucker. He didn't got a real motorcycle

Nick I had a scooter It was electric But my bad But he used to go slow Like he used to go like Dead quick So we'll be just not getting right They on the bikes and shit

He go my shit I'm like Hold up y'all They're like boy you better go God damn child that bitch up That was it though I gotta walk that bit back home But that scooter was the shit

I don't know how the fuck They tricked us bro We had to do all they goddamn work All that stupid-ass shit, these niggas got it easy, man. They just get on the-y-o-y-o-h-h-h-kid no license, no nothing. They just get on the scooter right in the street with car. N-me-knit, I would hit you. You better move.

You ever got anything stole? You ever got, like, your scooter? You ever got, like, your scooter? Like, but you're going 35 mile per hour, bitch, dog. I'm going to need you to stop. You ever got anything stole? You ever got your bike took. Ain't nobody still.

They stole that mongoose I had. Nika stole that motherfucker from me. Goodhood move. Nick, I'm on the bike. He's like, ooh. That's a mongoose. I ain't never seen one of them before. I'm like, yeah, it's motherfucking nice, ain't it?

Yeah. He was like, can I ride? I was like, bet, bro. Go ahead. That nigga jumped on my shit, rode around me in the circle one time, and kept going. I just stood there and watched that nigga drive off on my bike. Ain't no way.

And I just was like... You were supposed to chase, isn't there? Man, I ain't know what to do. That was my first time ever... You were supposed to chase him. I was the first time never getting Jack. When you put it like that, that hell, they didn't try, but I chased them.

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I slapped the shit out of a nigger back, made them fall off that bitch. Shoooooooo! That nigga yelled out. A little sister tried to grab my head to hit the nigger with a mop, pop, pop. That's the good part about having family that's in the street. My cousin, Shell, got that shit back. The one I let y'all see singing on that video on my auntie funeral. She got my shit back.

She came back down the street with a kango to the side. My bike and a ball of Smyrna off. I'm like, Shell Yee! I ain't ever had no shit taken from me, but I had like crackhead steel or stupid shit. Like what? Like hood caps and shit. He was like, man, that's a little trick. Now my mama got three rounds with one little donut.

No hub cap. Man, who you're going to sell a hug cap to? O.G. Real tough. Somebody. Like, come on. Now I got to whip your ass for a hug cap. Nick, don't take no hug cap, my name. Put it back. I made the nigga put it back. He's like, man, you're right, right.

You know the crackhead, like the crackhead Walmart where they sell all their stuff in my community? The barbershop, nigga, the cracker is coming to barbers selling everything. I ain't buy a real pair of socks till I was a grown man, I used to buy all my socks and shit from the crackheads, all my deodorant, soap.

They used to, I don't know how they still. I don't know how they still. I want you all out with musty fans. Me. Shit, yes it was. Them niggas would come in with steaks and pork chops and all types of shit. Yeah, I got this four pound pork chops.

You can't have all this shit with no pound of pork chops like that no more. No, no. They don't even steal them right. These new crack ears and lost it. The knick is still running out of grocery stores? See, we had the crack ears was in my family, bro. You're talking about.

Sir, you need help with that. Sir. A crack hair stealing some hub caps, nip. And the crack head in my family, he used to always act like he was going to do some shit. Sir, you need help with that? Sir. bitch I'm about to go out this store with all these poor chop

niggins my cracker he's acting like he was a gangster somebody still do some shit like steal the hub cap go get people who stole the hubcap we got to kill this nigga you ain't gonna do shit I think my brother was a real true crackhead

he always act like he was clean all that brother man you still on that shit who shit I've been clean by how long bro he never said how long you been clean he doesn't How long? He was just shit. I'm clean shit.

You just got to believe a, nigga. I'll fucking get off the drug. It's somebody in him sleaking and doing drugs. I feel it. Just don't let the drug do you. It's all good. You better not be no new crack heads, nigga. After 1994, if you start smoking crack,

you was trying to commit suicide. I believe it. Ain't nowhere. There's too many examples said of what that shit do. Excuse me. But, uh... Naga, how are you like, if a nigga even offer you some crack, man,

you got to fight that nigga. Like, hey, man, you want to hit this rock? I can't you. think you work like that i mean like a part of what i couldn't see nobody offering you know crack i don't crack is not a community drugs on the table you ever seen some craigies that went half on some crack them the most argument of come on with the shit man god damn and you got to let me man oh let me yeah man the young boy they all let me freddy freddie man oh krecki man i know You those young boy right here, that that John John right there.

And John, you know, John, I got one happening here with me. I don't get it. I don't know the motherfucker. I know you don't, but you ain't go. Go get the shit. Go get the shit. Punk. Hey, man, y'all, y'all making my black hole.

Hey, John, John, John, John, John, John, John. John, John, John, John. John, John, John, John, John. John, John, John, John. John, John, John. John, John. John, John. Look at me in my hat, John.

I guess you two motherfuck no no no no no no look at me da-na-na-d-na-d-d-d-d-dun-a-d-d-n-d-d-n-h. I guess you two motherfuckers their best friend. Hey! Hey, hey, they, J-Jun-N-N-N-N-N. No, no, no, no. Look at me in my eyes, Don-N-N-on. I have a lie to you, John, John.

John, John, have a lot of you, John. Look, look, I need you do me, a little, sir. I got my boy, right. He's my town. Man, come on with the goddamn shit, man. man, shit the fuck up. I'm talking to you, John, John, John. Yeah, hey, man, look,

I see you got that new Cadillac over there at night. At night, look, me and me and my boy, we were figuring that we could clean up a Cadillac. I got $10. I got $10. I wanted to get a $20. I want to get a $1.00.

Don't do me, Yon, John, Y'all. You want to get a $20? I want to get $20, but I'm going to I'm going to clean up in Cadillac. This is your first time shopping with me today. But I'm saying, I mean, you want to do me like this, man. I didn't bought more than this stuff to you, man. I mean, remember, remember, remember.

Remember you sure, maybe you were showing that thing, and I went to care of that thing, boy, you got them reds for you. Come out of your dad and your dad pal. Man, come on, God damn. What's up with your boy, man? He's mad. No, he's my tail. He's my tail. So what's how I need?

What's how neat? I want 20. I got 10. You want a 20, but you got a team. I'm going to clean up in Canada. Sound like you want to. 10. I want a calendar. I won't, I'm gonna clean your can't like you. Alright, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, you want to 20. You want 10.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, way, you said 10 when you are. No, you want, you're gonna get a 20. Okay. Hey, man, give me a dime. Give me a dime. Give me a dive. Give me a dive. Give me a motherfucking one, motherfucker playing shit.

Give me two nicks. Give me two nicks. They go, yeah, a plan, man. They go two dives. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That that's great drop, bit dog. That you ain't gonna find nothing better than that, OG.

Man, what that, ma'am. But y'all fucking, they get out of my truck with all that stupid ass shit, for I beat one of y'all nigga to fuck up. John, no. You don't know, John, Joe. You don't know, John, John. Look, I'm sorry, O.G.

Burry. Your man, really trip. Your man, you're sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, yeah. Look, you're going to come back, cut my grab, bro. Yeah, I got you. Come back, come back. I got you the other team when you get back. All right.

Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, come in, man. You ain't think you gonna get a whole ten. I told you I'm gonna get the gun on my shit. I'm gonna, oh, man, man, man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's that point in your pocket right? What's that in your pocket right there, Jane? I got it, I got it, I got it.

I ain't say, put it in your pocket, I said, what's in your pocket? I'm fucking aware of what I was in my motherfuckin' pocket. pocket. I'm worried about what's in my motherfuckin' pocket, nigger. Shit. Shit. Hell. Shit. Shit.

Yeah. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. You're stupid. You're stupid. You were the real crack-in, my nigga.

You ain't. A. I felt like I was silent. I was like, all right. My man. Y'all might not. When you watch this back on YouTube, you're going to appreciate the run-up, because that's the real way the crack is when they see John, yeah, yeah, John, John, John.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Jaja, boy. Hey, man, cut it out. You get niggins at the top flag back here, yo. That damn show how they're running to me got them. That's a nigga that's a thing, you know what's going on. Niggins who got them gold tea, they'll smile the whole time. Hell, yo, is that the goddamn stove?

Got-down D.C., she goes hollow air about the boy that's stupid hell. Anything that fuck, boy is stupid. All my real nigga who sold dope, man, you have enough to smoole some heart, and now you got to send it his powder. Y'all niggins never broke no dope down too much? Man, y'all didn't fuck some dope up before. So ain't nobody ever sold no broke it down hard and sold it this powder? got me fuck that shit.

I fucked some dope up one time, breaking it down, but broke it down too much. Okay. Shit, I just smoozed it all the way. I said, fuck it. Craig here, we're like, who got the pile? I was like, shit, I do.

I saw that nigga, that shit. I knew something wrong. That nigga walked up the street. Why, that nigga got down, walked out of the street? That nigga came back down walking fast. This motherfucker. I was like, hey, yeah, y'all.

I got to go. I'm going to holl that y'all in a minute. This dick is not bullshit. Boy, you don't want to do no custom to say with no, Greg. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what you served me? That wasn't that other shit. We used to flage the crackhead sell on candelwax.

Hey, ain't nothing like that crackhead and got the white boy in the car. Look, I got the white boy in the car right now. Look, I got the white boy in the car. White boy in a car. I got the white boy in the car. Hey, call on, come here, call on. Call on, get up, Con on.

Hey, call on, call on. Call on, call on. Come on, come on. Come on. I got the white boy in the car right one boy thing he want to buy him no you got you gonna be a good look look look look at me man the white boy scared hey hey hey hey hey Josh John John John John John oh John oh oh oh yeah yeah it's me look on it way John John stop turn around the car John I told you you're gonna be all

I did you John I tell you you're gonna be all I tell you John a day John a day John a day Hey, uh, look, I got the white boy, right, the white boy, you see that a tribute here right now? Yeah, he said, man, boy, hey, he'll say, man, boy, here, let you try that and trip it all week long. Okay. Ain't that right, John, John, John? Stop turn around, John, John, John, John, Joe, Joe, hey, John. That shit hit too close to home for this, nigga. That nigga stood up.

Man, that nigga talking about Paul now, man. That thing stood up. I literally grew around this shit. We all did, man. I'm talking about for a long period of time with crack heads. They didn't want to be crackheads, they just want to turn their life over.

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podcasts. You're like, oh, you're going to smoke crack today. I mean, what, crack hair? Like, yeah, this going to be my last time. I was like, shit, when? You're going to continue to smoke this crack rock. Anybody ain't got crack heads in their family to this day? To this day.

It's okay. It's okay. Everybody do. Everybody do. My brother is a true quickie. I think we lost all the crackies in my family. We don't got no more left. What happened to them? They don't die.

Nah, shit, they do die. But they just have stupid-ass ways. Then you get ran over by a Coca-Cola truck or something like that. Anybody knows, they'd tell you, me. Craig has always ended up in an accident. What happened to Bozo? Well, he was walking back home from the liquor store and somebody who didn't know him.

See, you got quiet. Yeah, got quiet. Drunk niggins died in the hood. What happened to Bozo? Yeah, somebody who didn't know him. They always say that shit like they'd make it better. Yeah, it probably was somebody who didn't know him and ran him over. He got hit by a car, somebody who didn't know him.

Could they get geekyed up and start walking? Don't even look across the street. Meo. I don't know what's worse. I mean, crackheads is one thing, but drunk motherfuckers is bad. You haven't been around. Alcoholics? Not even my eyes.

alcohol you ever been in the club with a bunch of drunk people that you sold what these motherfuckers be annoying is a stand them i hate them i hate it i'm sorry make some noise if you know you get drunk and get on everybody knows makes him know it i can't stab y'all i can't stand y'all yeah you the motherfuckers don't nobody like look at huh yeah drunk now standing up doing dumb shit i pee right here on till sit down what it is that's a little girl right now that's the girl yeah i'll fucking show we're here trying to fuck somebody a little sister little I just don't like how aggressive drunk motherfuckers be anyway I lose shit out you though you are gonna give me five real oh man oh man go with that boo

no boy no fuck you there niggas niggas he was a bitch niggins he was a bitch niggler you don't need to go on somewhere without that fool what the fuck this nigger bro put the bullet put ton of shit on niggum hey get your kid you like to fuck the part of hey bro stop hey bro stop touching that brun hey this is my shit at a detainty man oh yeah four d nigga oh four d nigga oh for d hey you need to get your foe that's your cousin he's about the whole part of

hey well hey bro hey bro i don't you like to Hey, bro, I know you, nigga, ain't you D.C. on fly, bro. Yeah. I'm fucking, you mean, yeah. Nah, I... Stop. You just got to play with her, yeah. Yeah, bro.

Hey, bro, anybody in that bitch say shit to you, bro. I got that five, dog. I'm shooting. Cool out, bro. Cool out, man. Don't fucking tell me what to do, man. Fuck y'all, nigger, bro. Don't nobody fuck with me.

No way, right, man. Get a piss before he shoot it out of me. Get it pissed before he shoot his hair. I hate y'all niggas. I hate y'all niggas, man. Drunk, motherfucker. They did be drunk. And then ladies, y'all ain't no matter.

Talking all this stupid and shit, why, and you don't think I'm pretty? Not tonight, not right now, no. What's you just, what you just want me to come over here? fuck you and then just go home like i'm some kind of sludge something like i don't have like i can have anybody i can be with anybody you just want fucking you just want to fucking hey when they draw you can talk to any kind of way they don't need no shut up bitch go play mario car

bitch fuck wrong with you what i wouldn't fucking play it hey that isn't even worse when ladies y'all come home out to the club drunk as a motherfucker trying to be sexy looking goofy You got one Titty out or still got a hill on and suck on your dick right now Plad dick up yeah so come on come on you want to be drunk come on you want to be drunk come on That does that pussy you have baby like baby baby baby chill baby you do you do I ain't drunk niggum I won't turn it now come on a white girls get drunk and want to walk home well fine fine I was fucking walk home there Now, white girls get drunk and get fucking scared.

Where's Allison? She was with me. Allison left at 7 o'clock. When Allison? If you get a white guy to do that, you're going to jail. I'm responsible for Allison. And she's fucking. And you talk start telling you deep, dark secrets.

I suffer from bulimia. Oh, to tell them, don't tell me me, nothing else, please. Oh Stupid Drunk motherfuckers Boy, that shit is the worst They don't even know what it is About Hennessy and black girls

The best drunk is a nigga who drunk He too drunk to find his keys And he's the best drunk Nick at the part Huffin Lee this motherfucker I'm shit I've been way Way more fucked up to this

It made it before Who my goddamn Don't let him drive, bro, don't let him drive. I ain't got nothing to do with that shit. A nigga ain't even ride with me. She. Well, when the last time you had the keys, bro? Today.

Stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up. Keys in their back pocket the whole time. Hey, Ron, Ron, Ron, right, your keys in your pocket, bro. Come on, you're tripping. Hey, ain't, ain't, oh, that they're here. You tripping, huh? Now, I, oh, okay, okay, okay. You're right, you're right.

Y'all both fucking stupid! I'm gonna fuck with that alcohol, bro. Yeah, that shit how you fucked up. Yeah, that shit how you fucked up. Like I said, I don't know what it is about Hennessy and niggins love. But when the niggas get on that Hennessy, it bring out the niggotry.

Nah, bring out another nigga who you think you is in your mind. Don't get fucked up on that here. Hennessy, nigga. That nigga said, yep, you don't beat up a drop, nigga, before. No, I got him, I got him. I ain't got him. Every nigga got to get Hennessy drunk once a year.

God damn. That shit goes for your spirit. You got cheese, baby, dig it out. Yeah. She got that Auntie walks. She walking like she walk in the mall before I open up. You know how to my old people do walking in the mall. It's stupid. You can tell about that jogging suit.

she off Wednesday. That's the lady who, I don't work on Wednesdays. That's an odd day too. Yeah, she's off on Wednesday like a motherfucker. I'm gonna work on Wednesday. I'm gonna work on Wednesday. Look at all the women off on Wednesday. How do you know?

I know. Every time you go over a woman, I was just off on Wednesday, she's listening to Samoge. And make me feel so real. Ooh, what am I supposed to do? Like, bitch, you party on Wednesdays like this. Hey, I work hard, baby. I don't, you can't tell me.

Nothing to do on the Wednesday. on the window but go to babesstead they don't be going to go to goddamn babblest they drink wine all goddamn day on wednesday and watch atlanta housewise that's a freaking bitch they go to target early get some couch pillows a box of wine and then standing there just look at the damn pillows it's cute or whatever in the bitch you drink wine that's a real bitch right there she it's already she already know her mind she gonna fuck you she'd be What you doing sipping wine? Yep, you're about to suck this dick. That's what about to have. Ladies, what's the best kind of wine? Is it white wine? Red, red.

Red. Red. Ain't no real bitch drinking no white white shit. Nothing. What's that shit, y'all? They'll be drinking. What's it called that white wine? Muscatto. Mosquito. Mosquito. That's for hood rats. Belie that bitch alone. Mosquito is a charge. Let that the bitch go. Women who went to college drink their red wine, it'd be $3, but you get a gallon of that shit. Come in that white box, that big white box with the fucking... Don't let a little bitch fuck around to get one of the French words right.

She's gonna talk shit the whole time, no bitch, it's the peanut grisio. Still saying the wrong, though, but she did. Panagrinish. Panagranesh. Hey, bro, I'm fucking that cougar bitch who still has some prong juice put up. He said the bitch had it put up. up like it was a put up like it's behind the cereal and the fuck bitch why is it behind the cereal all women drink them crazy and a grapefruit juice they use they use a

old that's communion juice right now break juices communion juice every time i drink this you know amen she drank grapefruit juice but who drink grapefruit juice i bet your pussy tastes like a shot of patrol ain't no way you're gonna you drink grapefruit juice right what the fuck you just had surgery or something You have a drink some grapefruit juice? That shit make you go, ah. You know, the nasty shit I ever drunk in my life? It's a real cranberry juice.

That shit, that shit delicious. No, the real cranberry juice. Not the shit they sell at the grocery store. The shit they sell at the hell stuff. That shit with that shit floating at the bottom. You're like, what the fuck is that? That ain't real cranberry, that blood. Nigger, that shit.

That shit takes like that. blood. It takes like the bottom of slave feet. It's terrible. I drink a cherry blood. Don't ever let nobody treat you in the drinking this shit. I remember the first time I drank some V8. Exactly. That real tomato shit right now. Not the VA splash.

They're just tomato juice. They're regular V8 with the green and all the vegetables on the front. Don't know. Just the regular tomato juice. Only old white men can drink it. They be on the airplane. Yeah. Let me get a V8 with a vodka.

What the fuck? That shit bad for your ass and refluck. I tried this shit. This shit came right back up. I remember my auntie used to eat this shit called Liverworths. Y'all know what that is? That shit was disgusting. She used to slice into that shit.

He used to smell like locker room fart. I'm like, ugh, I'm, man. What liver word is? Liver worse. It's like liver worse. I don't know it's liver worse. It's worse liver. Nigger, it's all the shit that's left when they

finish at the end of the day they just push all this shit together something what is it what I don't know one thing I will say that they make like that scrapple that shit be delicious what is that what they call it liver mush some people call a little much some people call the scrapers all this why y'all eating the bottom lady that the fuck you make you a whole breakfast it's nine different meats in the morning she don't know what do I eat that yeah making liver mush so what is the bottom of some shit no liver liver mush it was scrapple is like I don't know it's like a great square you cut that shit up and put it in flour is liver cheese liverbush whatever you

call it but liver worse oh bitch you make liver bush every week why you ain't say nothing then she said that liver push look how she's talking she's pointing they don't you disrespect that that's not you talk bad about no liver mush that liver bush that liver buss macarone and cheese that liverbush what you say babe and and liver pudding that's that's That's Belinda Cosby right there, liver pudding. You eat some of that Liverpool? No, she cook every Sunday, 3 30, every Sunday, time.

She cooked every day. Oh, man, that's... She played pool, too. Don't let it fool you. Cool, but they know how to play some good poo. Liverpool. You're tired of you? Better, just as she said, it made me want some.

Liver pudding? Yeah, I want some. I want something. I want something. She's cooked, though. Collegreen. Don't fit me no damn. Everybody.

I'm gonna tell your ass, take it back. But, me, take it back. Hey, since we are talking about food, I think it's this time we put this shit in the world. Like what? Don't nobody fry pork chops better than the hood, bitch. Right. Yeah, that's true. Pork and yellow rice, favorite dish.

Even though I'll eat pork no most, they're my favorite dish. Yeah, I used to boy, that fried pork chop, boy, that one is crispy. My mom can't cook. That was the only plate to eat. What the fuck is that they got Tourette's in this motherfucker? She just keep yelling out all our names and trying to get an answer. Cheong up! There's she go right there, a scarecrow looking like that.

That bit rolls up like one. What going over? Where is she? She up top. Yeah, what you say? Hey, that's all you want it. They go that drunk, miss. Sit your slow ass down.

Hey. Radio sister. I love you, Daniel. No, it's the other movie. No, it's the other movie. The other sister. The other sister. Yeah.

Alright, we can't take it too far. Let's stop. We got to stop. I see it already. Look at this thing. He didn't see the shit on accident. Who seen the other sister? Who's seen the other sister?

The nigga with the sweater on. Man. I was 14 when I seen that shit. I said, I ain't never seen too slow people fall in love. That was wonderful. Daniel, I love you. He said, I love you, too. We're going to take a ride in your GT Mustang.

And you say that? Yes. Oh, my God. Hey, bro, I was standing in front of the TV. I was like, Mom, come look at this shit. I ain't look at this shit. I ain't never see no shit like that. It's called the other system.

Bro. If you ever at the crib, just hot. Smoking blood? Okay. And you need something to watch. Nobody. Watch the other system. was so happening it was just on TV and I was like what the fuck and I got to pay the

titsy and she was like I got to keep watching this shit hilarious brus just smoke a blunt it's just watch it's about two mentally challenged people follow their love they don't make movies like that no more that shit good too that the point it's good like it's good good who's ain't the other sister in here it's real good go watch you niggins scared to raise their hand I'm not to participate with these niggas know but they say that shit they don't want to admit it now I like how these steps looking like they can go into the movie but you ain't going to that way yeah they got the shit lit up that's real nice in here in Nashville

Deacon Johnson you tired hell yeah he's the longest job he ever had he like that niggins I fell asleep like 30 times he gonna get home and talk about how he can't take your shoes off for 30 minutes yeah My damn feet don't roll up on me. I was down there. Yeah, I'm trying to, I don't tie the damn shoot, but did nothing happen. It just set down shit.

Whoa. You're going to be fucking our names up. Yeah, oh, down there, the Carlos Fly, Chico Miller. Oh, I thought a nigga cranky, cubs. I was like, what, you hit the thing with him, eight, 15? That damn. Let me some of that Steve, the one that type shit,

bro. We're about to get the fuck on about it. Yeah, I know. I can look at y'all to tell y'all, y'all sleep it now. You got to work in the morning. Don't niggins sleeping in the morrow. People in the back, back, y'all good? We fit to get high one more time.

White people are already don't stop this from getting high. Yeah, we about to go get high one time. Hey, we about to go get high one time. We got to go get high one time. We got to go get high one time. Roll up the reefer and smoke it with your boy. Whoa. Roll up the refo.

What? That sounds like a nigga who ain't never got no weed. Roll it up one time. What you mean? Just rolling that one. Man, I'll be holding that shit. Roll that shit. I ain't no road.

I said Nashville, Tennessee. What? Did you have a good time to night time? Nashville, Tennessee. Hey, hey. Did you have a good time? I said, Nashville Tennessee. What you tell them?

Did you have a good time? time two night job she sound like that man what's up girl tell after all the sexy ladies in the building tonight i'm talking about the real sexy ladies that still got some hair on that coach look at all the people leaving leaving to try to beat that traffic that you still gonna be stuck in thank you thank you know we're bringing that coochie hair back bro for the summer not too much bitch not the whole lot but a little bit this you know bring the coocha hair back gradually

Just a little bit. I don't need too much coocha at this. Fuck that. Nashville, y'all had a good time tonight. We lock and load. If you had a good time, make some noise. If you had a good time, make some noise. When you had a good time, make some noise.

If you had a good time, make some noise. If you had a good time, make some noise. Uh-oh. If you had a good time, make some noise. Nashville, when I say, we fuck with y'all, we fuck with child. We got three souls. We got three souls. Y'all make some noise for y'all motherfuck itself.

Some of the real and some of the realists. Knicks ever. Oh, now. Yeah. Oh, now, forget. Where we are? Right here doing what? Y'all forgot.

Already y'all sleeping. We supposed to be shining. Y'all niggas and fell asleep. We didn't forgot about Shire. We didn't forget. I said, what we're doing right here? Niggas is like, we're going to keep going. They're like, we sleep.

They're like, d'all. Man, shout right, one more time. When we was doing the whole night. God damn. Furnhamville. Fuck you made this 85 South Show. We know y'all. What y'all motherfuck is there.

We are. Ain't nobody colder than us. You motherfuckers have to do that. We appreciate you guys coming out, support the 85 South show. Make sure you tell somebody about it. These are the next keys of comedy y'all. comedy y'all we appreciate y'all coming out rocking with us like piccaboo

street he like I never did this shit I was like you a fucking lie man you're born renaissance man I'm gonna how to skate bro I think know how to do everything flip skate dance I riddle play basketball I just won never I had the wittish jump shot in the world wittis I just I didn't tell me I I won't making this team that just deterred you from ever playing ball again? Fuck my whole confidence. Took my confidence because I never not made a team.

Never, never. I always made it, and I was on the starting roster. That nigga told me, but he pointed in my direction. I got up, he was like, no, no, no, no. What grade was in? Ten of that one. I sold cocaine the next week. Let's develop a turnaround.

You know what you got a wicked jump shot? We got a jump shot, nigga. When from shooting the jump shot, the whipping the white rock. That was all I knew. That was all I knew. It was going to school and play basketball. I'm going to go to school and play basketball. I've really played sports.

Me playing sports would keep me hot screen. Like, literally. Me playing sport kept me like, I ain't got time to be able to child. I'm in practice. And by the time I come home, shit, I don't say adult. Shit, I'm going to get a little bloke and then walking out. I got to go to school tomorrow. They're going to school tomorrow.

My mom ain't like y'all, y'all said no for real. Y'all think an age, night's grade. Y'all said no for real. You got to be outside. Mama is like, what's been your stupid at in the house? To school in the bar. Summer's here, and with the kids home and off to camp, it's easy for moms to get lost in the shuffle. On good mom's bad choices, we're making space to center ourselves with joy, rest, and pleasure.

Take the kids to camp. You know what? It was expensive. But I was also thinking, you have my kid. This is kind of priceless. Take her. Feed her, make core memories. I don't have to do anything.

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