The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The New York City Roast Session Show 2 With Karlous Miller DCYoungFly & Chico Bean | Ep. 156

Episode Date: November 3, 2018

For Live Show Tickets https://www.85southshow.com/live/ For tickets to the 2nd Chicago Live Show: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/ev... The 85 South Show took the live show to New York for two sold out shows and you know they roasted everybody, created a couple freestyle improv songs off the dome and kept the jokes coming all night long. DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean cover everything from The New York City projects to winning the lottery, and the crew covers it all while bringing the laughs, in the second sold out show from The Big Apple! These standup comedians brought the house down two times in NYC! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Y'all, give it up for the 85 South Show! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Say we in this bitch, New York, say we in this bitch, say we in this bitch, say we in this bitch, say we in this bitch, say we in this bitch, New York, say we in this bitch, new york, say we in this bitch. Say we in this bitch, New York, said we in this bitch. DC on fly walking up to the stage.

We about to go crazy up in this plane. DC on fly just walk to the stage. Hey. We about to, yo, Carlo. We in New York City. And you know we got that word. Shout out to all my niggas in the building who'll be yelling out.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's Brooklyn in your mouth. Hey, it's Brooklyn in your mouth. I said, yeah.

I said, Brooklyn in your mouth. I say, yeah. I said, yeah. I said, yeah. I say, yeah. Shout out to my niggum, that be facts, facts. Shout out to 4-4, who got them rats. Right.

Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then we in E. We in New York City All the women be fine They got some night titty But they don't speak back And when they walk past me I know this ass be flat

Yeah Oh you know they got their bags Biggers in New York Lutter where they do rack everywhere Where that bitch to sleep Where that bitch to church Where that bitch to eat I said Chico B

hold on My ex-girlfriend has Timberlands on She had the Timberlands on Hey Oh she had the Timberlands on We said a year Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hey Yeah

Your mother Work to mother Worker mother Who mama Not my Not my Not my Not your

Not my Hey yo I say yo What up son Yo, what up done? Yeah What up, son Yo, what up done?

Yo, I'm out to New York Yo, fuck this shit, be Yo, son, for real, son Fuck this shit, dude! Yo, I rap, son, I rap this shit, right? You want to check my shit out? Alright, check this out, son. So my, miss my Brooklyn shit right here, son.

Let me hear it. It was me and Lord Tony. We was at the bodega. He had the 50 cent water. Yeah, the glorious flavor. Then I looked up and seen Paco walk down the street. He had the heat, I was like, on the creek with the beach

Hey yo, that's amazing Came in like ghost face Didn't go to court So I guess I got a ghost case Because a nigga got Warren Yeah Can't even go back to Brooklyn Fuck that

I really want some brain I won't be a bitch Who's been riding on the train all day Cause she ain't got shit to do But Yo she walked 16 to get on my bitch on the fucking train

word the mother I only one bitch is that be on the train son fucking fucking the cue train too son the fucking express Q train B word of my fucking mother oh y'all niggins stupid word the fucking mama you're yo yeah yeah yeah but we ain't forgot though we got what you got what you got what you got what you so we say yur yeah yeah yeah yeah New York nigger say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah dead ass

word the fucking mother oh cut that shit the fuck oh that shit off that shit oh let me see what we go right this bitch man we're gonna fuck to make some noise in this bitch what up fuck is wrong with y'all niggas son yeah word the fucking mother son we got white people in here word up son we got white people in here My fucking mother, son. Let me go out here and talk to my fucking son. We got everybody in here, man. Go out here.

You miss Cliff a big red, you miss clip her big red dog right here. Hey, yo son, hey, yo son, I'm gonna get back to you, son. Hey, yo, babe, hey, boy, hey, son. Hey, yo, say, that shit is water, Bee. That shit is water. I like how you got the front permed in the back knot. That shit is nice, be. Dude.

I like how you did that, son. That shit was fucking dope. Start singing through the fire To the beat, That's that fucking shock of calm, dude, word up Hey, yo. I love you, Clifford.

We got the white dude that sell Yeezy's in this bitch. Oh, yeah, son. That's the Yeezy plug, right? No, no, no, I don't get too bad month, though. I don't fuck with son. But my son right here with the fucking hoodie on in the building, son, son, what are you about to give a nigga a buck 50 in this bitch or something, son?

Weren't the fucking mother, son. Look at the gay girl with the braids. Look, that two them, right there. Behind you. Right here with the head. Oh, yeah, young and made braids. What's up with you, baby? You know what I'm saying?

You look like you're about to get a fly sew in right there with that mom. She got her shit braided like Tiger son. Yeah, shit nice beat. Word out. But keep moving through. Don't look like, oh, you're going to look gangster and shit. Think a nigga won't say nothing to you because your hat like a fucking dip set from 2000. Fuck out of here, son.

Word out. Hey, don't be in here fucking with people. These New York niggies are stabbed you. Man, I'm a New York, man. I'm a New York, man. They got a raise on their tongue. What's up, Ken? What's going on with you, son?

That nigger was locked up with my uncle. If a nigger sneeze, he ain't sneezed. He put the razor in his hand, back up. Yeah, I know. I know that move, son. We should do that move on 148th and 34th Street, sound my hood. That shit, hard.

You know that shit? Word out. Word out. We got up. You got a piss, son. You see, that shit is hard right there. That shit right now. That shit is hard.

That shit is hard. Word. That's sound like a heartbreak. Yeah, oh, it do. Sound like a graduation song. Let me suck your TV. We would do it forever D.C., keep going, nigger.

I told you that we would always be together. Then you went through my phone. Got phone, phone, phone, phone, then you went through my phone. We went from graduation to a phone. Phone. I graduated on iTunes I graduated what, nigga, you graduated on iTunes?

I graduated on iTunes. How you do that? That is amazing. Yeah, son. What's up, son? What's up, son, what's up, son? What's good, son? Who is up, now?

Who in this side? I could put that graduation song, Lord. Nigger crying this shit. We got the people in the back, you eat the shit off the fries, I'm gonna let you do your stuff. What's up son? Like that graduated, we all here.

Yeah, I don't know how I feel to graduate, so I don't know. Hold on, sir, yeah, my man delivering pieces and shit in here, son, nigga, got a job. What's up, what's up? Hey, son, your shit fucked up in the front, son. She's about to do poetry. Hey, son, don't go back to that nigga that did that shit to you, son. That nigga don't fuck with you and your family

do your shit like that, son. Where's your fucking mother, son? His Bible fucked him up. He fucked him up. He fucked him up forever. Hey, keep on going. His Bible's fucking up. It's fusing forever.

It's way back here. Where is it, bro? He's way back here. It's gone forever. I think he put the hat song like that. Yeah. Let that bitch rest on the back, son. That's what it is.

He ain't had to do that. that nigga like that, bro. Oh, shit. We got to do it forever. Oh, man. Welcome to the 85 South show. I love that crowd, yeah. I know all your niggas

was in line talking shit. I know all your niggas wasn't lying talking shit. I know all your niggas wasn't line talking shit. Like when they gonna let us up in this bitch it's cold as shit. I've been standing out here

minutes and they're tripping bitch yeah I pay my money to get in here open up this bitch my coat ain't cool this cold out here is they gonna let us in this bitch this year look you can tell these niggins still cold she got her cold and scar still lonely cold a hell they gotta be hot she'll name it she had on all her leather jacket that's why that they got the hood on his ears is cold too, that thing is cool. Y'all was standing outside waiting forever

y'all standing outside waiting forever That shit hard, ooh We gonna let me in this We're gonna let me in this We're gonna let me in this When they're gonna let me in

When they're gonna let me in? When they're gonna let me in? When they're gonna let me in? Yeah. When ain't gonna let me in love? Outside forever. Outside forever. Outside forever.

Outside forever. Outside forever. Outside forever. Outside forever. Outside forever. Outside forever. I ain't forever. Outside forever.

Outside forever. Outside forever. Outside forever. Outside forever. Outside forever. Oh, y'all think it's crazy. Oh, y'all think is crazy. Yeah.

You all think is crazy. I said, check a D.C. They said the show was supposed to start a tear. But then I came to 10 and they let me in. I'm like, damn, baby, what's the going on? I've been standing outside so goddamn long. We're going to need help. We're going to start this shit at 12.

this shit at 12 we gonna need help we gonna start this shit at 12 12 yeah oh yeah stop wrong with that digger I was gonna keep on however you want to keep on oh nigger we gonna keep going about them standing outside this song dedicated to everybody who's standing outside forever you know these niggas were capable of singing forever that song was gonna go on forever I know y'all niggas was talking. We in New York, too. Come on, man.

Y'all niggas was like, yo, what the fuck, son? Working my fucking mother, son. It's too fucking cold out here to be standing out here. Fucking wind blowing. Yo, yo, son. Yo, my man with the H&M suit. Come to the back, bitch. Yo, come in, son.

Yo, come in, son. What the fuck is going on in there, son? What's they doing in there, yo? A couple of motherfuckers came in through the first show. They already. Oh, for real? Yeah, yeah. A couple of these nigg came through the first show.

So? They weren't bullshit. Oh, yeah. I'm glad they let them in because I know somebody was in line threatening violence. Yo, when I see that nigga, Chico on sight. Slapping the shit out there. It was a nigga with the hood.

That's why he kept the hood on. Now, I'm going to smack it. He ain't going to be able to see me. I'm going to smack him in and then run down with my shoulders down, beat. Get the fuck out of dodge on these niggins. Bro, we brought the whole hood out. We got a nigga with a vest. Yep.

We got a nigga with a viz. We got a bag. We got people with brains that's to the side. I see you, Auntie. Yeah, we in this. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to all the women in here that don't like men, but they like us. What happened?

Yeah, bitch would be like, I don't fuck with niggas. But you, you can get some pussy, word you're my mother. I'm like, I don't want that pussy, though. I don't think I want that pussy right there. A tough New York bitch, her name, Thadius. Thadius Young. Like, bitch, your name Thadius? What you called, Flatbush?

I know y'all. Walked in this bitch talking shit. Look at that they made me wait all fucking long to get in this bitch, son. Look like a fucking loving hip hop reunion in this motherfucker beat. Word to my fucking mother, son. This shit is like a old-ass David Buster. That's what this motherfucker looked like. Yo, yeah, son.

They got the hood on because he see his other baby mama in here. This nigga, like, yo, I'm about to fucking get out of here, son. I ain't standing like that poor. Who you hiding from? Nick, take your hood off. You ain't... No, this shit might look like my man's shit. He ain't got a confidence yet.

He like, say, he ain't as confident as my man. He ain't let nobody see that shit. I see you. You're making me hot, nigg. You might be anemic. That nigga, neck cold. That nigga got a sensitive neck. bro you know this shit funny even the white girls laugh his hair line is fucked up it's

it's so fucking far back there oh my god look she's like it is it so is what the white people it was it where the white people at right there right there well they're white drunk too well hey white women in new york white women in new york talk different hey get your ass out of here what are you talking about like talking about i don't know what y'all from white people brooklyn oh y'all ain't regular white You're from Brooklyn, Brooklyn, or you from up there where you walk the dog at, Brooklyn, bitch. No, they're from regular Brooklyn. They just trying to claim flatbush and said, bitch, you ain't from flatbush, bitch.

They just came in after the gentrification. Bitch, you ain't down at that playground, bitch. The playground gets serious, man. After the gentrification. Now, they're white people to be walking around Brooklyn like, what the fuck, me? They're from their good part of Brooklyn with the city bikes outside. Yep. Kenny.

Shee-chee, shing. I almost got random by a nigga with a bike. I started, I got to do this for a nigga. Oh, you would get ran over by a bike in New York like a motherfucker. Like, yeah, nigga, you ain't going that fast, bitch-ass, nigga. They can be thinking they're in the car. Nigga, I'm not moving. Who in here actually has a car?

Like, who has a car? What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you have a car? You from D.C., you should have left that bitch in D.C. You are going to ruin your car. First of all, these potholes up here is deeper than rap. Them shit is...

You hit one of them motherfuckers. It's really pointless to have a goddamn car up here because you gotta park that shit and catch your Uber back to the house. Then they got the parking sign to be like, no parking from 9 to 5 and no parking from 5 to 9. When the fuck can you park like here?

Everybody, all the niggas at their parking spot. Like, bro, you see that? Yep and then I don't know we're trying to walk away like he gonna move and where the fuck to y'all be driving to nigger the traffic down this motherfucker so fucked up even when it's moving you got to drive your car like James Harden around this man nigga this shit don't make no sense why would you own a vehicle be so fucked up the little over driver just be giving up my friend I can't go any further I'm talking about the traffic It's just bad, bad, though.

I'm talking about the ambulance is right next door. He had to tell him, uh-uh, he dead, bro. You might be gonna cut that shit off. Ain't no way in the fuck, they put me in an ambulance in New York, nigga, call me an Uber, man. Somebody who I know coming. Fuck that.

The traffic's so bad, I be thinking I'd be going the wrong way. I'd be like, man, I don't think I'm gonna be going there with him. Nigger, the traffic so bad here, you'll forget where the fuck you was going. Like, nigga, I didn't forgot what the fuck I came out the house for, nigga. That shit is different. You ever be in the cabs alone.

It should be two miles away. You'll be in the cabs alone. You forget this motherfucker charging you. Oh, whoa. What man, fuck this, $31. We ain't went no goddamn way. Fuck that. We were so close to some shit.

I just got out the color. I said, fuck that. I'm just some bullshit, my nigga. Then I thought about, I was like, you know what? I ain't for ride here. Let me get back in any comment, die.

One thing I don't like, though, these women up here in New York, They don't tell you who they live with, bro. I didn't win over this girl house thinking I'm getting some pussy. End up playing Uno with her grandma and her uncle all goddamn night. Got-de-lid with everybody. Cheap like a motherfucker. She cuffing cars for everything.

You gotta live like that in New York, nigga, because it costs $2,500 a month to get a bathroom out. This motherfucker. You stand in the bathroom. You know it's fucked up when you go into somebody's apartment and they're missing essential shit. Like, nigger, with a tub. I ain't got one.

There was an extra $500 for the tub, nigga. I said, I was up at the tub. You know, fuck that. I pay you for everything. My home boy live upstairs from a pawn shop. Now, you gotta be quiet when you walk in. That shit. Don't touch nothing.

Yeah, you smell a bleach. Are they mopping in this bitch? Yeah, that's what took them forever. They had to get the floors clean. Somebody threw up in this bitch? What the school's at? I ain't seen nothing. What is school?

Yes, you have. You just didn't know it was a school. They ain't got no name. That shit says public enemy 49. P.S. What the children are learning that round this motherfucker. I see them all day. They're walking, but...

Yeah, they do be out all day selling. They be coming right from school. They're, hey, how you doing? Like, where's your school, l' niggas? Shout out to all the hood, niggins. They can speak Spanish real good. Because you've been living in the projects for a long time.

I love it up here, bruh, niggins get eviction notice put on their door-custy landlord out. Well, get that poor shit the fuck out of here. Fuck are you talking about. Why ain't so angry, though? Why is that? Why is that, is that the culture That y'all just got to be so damn angry.

That's just part of the culture. Be angry and move fast. That's why y'all can't calm shit down because y'all move too damn fast. I love the New York anger, bro. That's all right. As a simple-ass question. Hey, buddy, you got the time?

Yeah, time for you to get the fuck out of my face. Fucking dickheads. I love this shit. Nah, the women, the women here is the worst when they come to cussing you to fuck out, man. You ain't never got cussed out by a New York woman. You lucky, nigger, because they get to talk of stupid, Stupid, stupid, little shoes.

Look at the fucking shoes you got on. I don't even know why I fuck with a nigga like you. You look at your shoes, be. Word up, dumb ass nigger. The fuck out of here, nigger. Stupid ass nigger. Why you let that nigger do that shit to your fucking head against scary ass nigger?

You scary, nigger. I don't fuck with no bitch-ass niggas. Oh, you giving me flashbacks. New York, New York bitch, you call me a bomb-ass nigger. That's a compliment. Fuck that. Bomb-ass nigger. You like me, bitch.

You like me, bitch. Even when y'all do like a nigger, you still aggressive. Hey, yo, my guy, what's up, my guy? I fuck with you, my guy. Fuck with me, my guy. Yeah, they say some rough shit, man. I'm dead ass get you some pussy right now. Dead ass.

You pussy if you don't want this pussy. I love y'all aggression, but y'all just, bitches are like too crazy at the wrong time. I'm driving, bitch. I don't need to be wrestling with you, bitch. And then they support each other like a motherfucker. Like, it don't matter when, if you're a home girl, get the cousin the bitch out, you just in the back.

Facts, bitch, facts. Fucking facts. Niggas a burn. Nobody better not touch her. That nigga's a bird. And I wish that nigga would do something. I wish that nigga would step up. Fuck is wrong with these bird ass.

How she woke up, Chico? Man, I wish that nigga would step the fuck up, son. On my fucking kids, be. With heels on, she'll slide up on your head. You remember that video when they was on the train? and that nigger smacked shit out there bitch she was talking shit you bird ass bum ass nigga

fuck you nigga bitch ass nigger like yo what she's like to go bitch ass nigger bird ass nigger bird ass nigger facts be

on my fucking kids bitch can say all that to me you like me you like me bitch fuck that you love to fuck bitch welcome to pretty private

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Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday. Effect Podcast Network, the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Shout out to all the niggins who sell weed. You just got eight dime bags in your pocket. Got a silent 80. That nigga, got $80 worth of weed. Hussing like a motherfucker.

Your son, fuck with me. I got everything. Nick, you don't even have anything. It's not enough weed here for me and you, my boy. That with me, Carlo. I walk over my whole bomb. in one hand, but I got everything you need right here. They're like, look if we get it grabbing,

oh, bitch, dog, it's what it is. No, oh shit. Don't touch you. Bro, this shit raw up here. I love New York. Much love to all the women in here that know how to roll that big Dutch. That vanilla one and the blue pack.

I fuck with y'all. Fuck then, I need a swisher, man. Y'all still rolling. No switches up this motherfucker. Yeah, nigga. Backwood. You got a strong throat, man. You got a strong throat, man.

you smoking backwood. She said, whoa! She'd do. Her shit like... I throw strong as hell. You can put a dick all the way that. She won't feel nothing. Nope, not me, baby.

I smoke backwards, nigger. Fuck that. Yeah, they didn't smoke backwards. She probably drink peanut butter, too. That shit like smoking three goddamn cigarettes. Fuck that shit. I hit the backwood the other day. I'm going to pass that.

I was like, hold up. Had to catch myself. Yeah, yeah. I think I hit it too hard. We are in this bitch tonight. What a single lady's at? We got any single lady? Fuck that.

I'm talking about single and fucking now. Like, you don't give a damn. Fuck all that single and you're trying to take shit slow, bitch. I'm running, bitch. I ain't got tired to be walking with a bitch, okay? I'd be a-a- I'd be a-fitting life, bitch. If a New York woman tried to take something slow, ain't shit slow in New York.

How are you going to wait to give me some pussy and decide to take your time? You ain't take your time? You ain't got time to be taking time? You see what happened when we, take our time, we get a nigga like Donald Trump in for office and we got to keep doing this shit. So, bitch, let's fuck before the world blow up.

That's a good point right there. Who in a relationship in this motherfucker? What a relationship people are? That's happy. That's happy. Happy in a relationship. What do you say?

What are the happy bitch is that? I mean, it's happy. I respect y'all, man, because every relationship that should be falling apart, nigga. Diddy and Cassie broke up, nigg. Be real. Y'all happy in y'all relationship makes them noise. Make some noise.

You're happy. That's a cry for hell. No. Exactly. No. Bro, that wasn't really but like eight people, though. Yeah, exactly. Nigger, that shit fucked me up.

When I seen Diddy and Cassie and go together no more, nigga, I was like, oh, it ain't no hope for nobody. That's why you got to appreciate the little shit in the relationship, bro. Like, when you find somebody who won't smoke your roach, my nigga. Like, you come home, and you be like,

man, what my ass's right? It's under the table. with you, baby. That bitch doesn't save me a whole quarter piece of blunts. I feel that. I'm with your neck because I'll be pissed off, bitch, smoke my roach. Man, if you find a bitch who just remember your order from Popeye. Verbatim, too.

That's love, my nigga. And not even that. And if they fuck it up, want drive back to the Popeyes and get your shit right. No, that means that bitch ain't got shit to do. My bitch will tell you, you better eat that goddamn thigh, nigga. You know.

If you go eat this push on that side, you better, shit. I take both, baby. I appreciate you. Yeah, I appreciate you. Bro, so, bro, we be getting treated so bad by women. We don't know how to act when they treat us nice. This little lady came over my house and did my laundry and folded my drawers up. I ain't trusted no more.

I'm like, this bitch homeless. She needs somewhere to stay. Ain't no way, bitch is out here just being nice. The bitch using drier sheets. Nah, she's trying to spend the night. Is she homeless? She's homeless. Yeah.

She bought the dry sheet. She used a dry sheet. You ain't had no dry sheets. She had them in her purse. She was like, oh, this nigga ain't got no dry sheets. Let me put some fluff on this nigga's sweatshirts. You ever felt like a nasty nigger? Like a girl come spend the night with you, she bring her own soap.

Bye, man, I think she got something. I'm like, bitch, fuck you do it with your own son. No, you can't just use anything. This bitch got doctor's soap. This bitch got a doctor's off. I can't use that Irish spring. That fuck my pussy. I can't, I only use dove.

I didn't know pussies had little attitudes like that. You've used some Irish Spring on the pussy, and pussy throw up. Ugh. Bitch, I have my vagina. You can't be putting that on me. I only use dove. That's the vagina voice.

Look, bitch, if you gonna fuck this nigga, do it tonight. Irish Spring make the pussy sound like an old drunk, nigga, Carlo. Irish Spring? Y'all don't thought of Irish Spring? God damn, baby. Irish Spring, clean it, yeah, Irish Spring make the pussy.

Yeah, Irish Spring make the pussy wake up sounding like a grandfather. What did we do do last night? It's everything. My eyes are burning. That's that swam, bud. Swab. Swab had that pussy dry. Swive is lotion, ain't it? Uh-uh. That swab?

Swab makes soap, too. Hell yeah, but I had that pussy dry. Uh-uh, bro. Good pussy only used dubs. Pussy. If it ain't that white dove, unscended, I don't want that pussy. Nope. I keep some dove at my house just in case some pussy fall through. It's a 12 pack

You gotta keep the pink You got to Uncinted You got some duff, yep It's the pink kind It's so much little shit You It's so much moose shit

Niggas can do To increase your pussy ratio Go buy some towels My nigga Some clean ones Some matching tiles Get the big ones And the little ones

A set my name And don't use them Your pussy tiles You say that for company Don't get the white towels Don't get to using your pussy towel On a nigger body Because that towel will be hard

Crunchy Niggas don't even have tiles I don't know what niggas do when they get out the shower We could just roll themselves up in a blanket or some shit It's my dry-off blanket I don't

When you ever went over one of your homeboy house We're like, nigga, you ain't got no spoons No paper towels You have a one bowl In a mixing cup Nicky what if some bitches come over here and cook They're gonna boil everything in this hot dog pot Yep

Nigger fries This nigga got me drinking juice out of a Hennessy bottle You got to do better. Carlos, you rolled up in the blanket naked, mother? We have no town. He's like, nigga, I had to roll up in a blanket. I'm like, wait a minute. I didn't say that I did.

You got a beer. But I know I'm not the, I know I'm not the only nigga that then took a shower with a dish rag. Oh, of course. That dish rag is hit different. I tell your nuts up. Boy, I'm talking about those top of the end of skin off your ass. You'd be walking after you watch that dish rag like, shit, nigga.

Well, you can get money now. You ain't got to live like that. I'm a real project, nigga. You can go buy you some towels, my name. This ain't shit that I have done. Let me find out you open the door with your motherfucking bed sheet right around you. I'm like, nigga, go put some goddamn clothes on.

Nigga, I'm bougie. I don't do that shit. I got a robe now. I walk through my house like I don't approve of colored people. I tried that rude shit. With someone out the door. Oh, probably those Negroes playing their football.

He said some homeless Negroes. Probably those Negroes. I can't do that robe shit. I can't do that robe shit. I started sweating again. I had to get back in the shower. What? I can't do that robe shit.

You don't get wet no robe. Your body ain't used to shit like that. I ain't used to no thick-ass color around me. Maybe the fuck you're talking about. You got to upgrade your life when you get some paper. You gotta start doing shit, bro. Like what? Like, bro, just treat yourself to some little shit, bro.

When you go grocery shopping, my nigga, buy the shit that you know white people have. Get some margarine, my nigga. Nigel, we've been eating all this butter killing the fuck out of ourself. Nigger, get there. I can't believe it's not butter. We love the commercial.

Like, I'm a boogey nigga now, so I'm just gonna go and confess. I've been eating toasted strudels for the last two weeks. The shit is not a pop talk. I feel so creative. I've been pruders really, I don't know my bitch, dollar signs.

I made a middle finger on one. Total screwed, really, I ain't shit. Are you this bougie yet? Like, do you, after you use all the margin, do you throw the container away, or do you still wash it out and use of a cereal? Nigger, my grandma would beat my ass. If I throw away that good goddamn spaghetti bowl,

what I'm gonna put my left over spaghetti in? A bowl? You got me fucked up. You go over one of my old. You know you're supposed to put left over spaghetti in the parquet tub, cut your crock. That's the spaghetti bowl. You go over one of them old people's house, nigger.

What you want me to do next? Start throwing away gallons of water jug? Don't look for no... Don't look for nobody, you're going to open that bitch up. It's going to be green beans in one, nigga, you open another one, and some chicken grease.

How much money you see me make when you come over my house, nigga, it's going to be Kool-Aid in that gallon jug that had water in it with no top because I'm going to lose the top. Y'all said eat peanut butter jelly? I said I was getting booed. I ain't bougie yet, nigga.

My bread still, I lost the twist time. I just folded that bitch over. Twist that bitch and folded over. I'm not above this. You ain't got no real trash bags in your house. You just using an old store bag, nigga. You got an old, motherfucking. They got the trash bags.

They're for different occasions. They look there from in the garbage can. They don't make garbage bags that size. You got to use the Walmart bag. You walk in the New York, nigger house. They got the trash bag hanging on the doorknob. Like, yeah, I'm gonna take that shit out in the morning, son, when I go back out, son.

Then they got another one leaning on the door. Because walking to the trash is dangerous. These rats out, this motherfucker gets taken over the block. They got rats this damn big outside. Yeah, nigga, they're taking over the block in New York. Niggia, the rats is coming back for their revenge, nigga. Master Splinter ain't bullshit. I saw a rat standing up on his high legs like a person.

He was just standing up like a nigga. Yo, Shirley had the baby, yo. You're Facts, my son Too hurt Yo, I got a question for y'all, niggies, man I want to get this perspective from y'all Yo, what would you do

if you hit that mega millions for $1.6 billion? You know what I do? If I hit that mega million? What's the first thing you would do? Disappear on you, motherfuckers. Come back as a hologram. I'm here, but I'm not here, bitches.

I'll be walking through niggas. Cheekers. Hey, what's up, man? People have been asking me, what is the website that I can go to to to make bets online? And I'm telling you, it's my bookie. Yeah, that's M-Y-B-O-O-K, I-E.

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Carlos sent you when you get there promo code 85 South we'll see you guys later oh I don't know what the fuck I do, bro. It's gonna be stupid, though. I'm gonna do shit I know other niggas can't do. Oh, shit. Like, I might just rent out the whole Channel 9. All day. Just be on that bitch doing extravagant shit.

Riding a giraffe with no saddle. That's my type of shit. You know you don't get all the money, though. You get like half of it. Nigger, that's still half a billion. Man, I don't give a buck. I play for the billion, bitch. Give me the billion.

I ain't played for half. I don't remember that on the paper. I start to... I do dumb shit, nigga. I start the program to try to bring all the niggas back to life that I wish was still alive. Like Johnny Cochran, nigga. That'd be the first nigga I try to bring back to life.

Johnny Cochran, nigga, so I can just go out here and just do whatever the fuck I want because I got Johnny with me, nigga. It could be hologram, Johnny, nigga like you. But when you bring them back, they ain't really fully recover. They like babies. So what?

We got a half a billion, nigger. We can do whatever we want to do, niggins. I don't know. I'd be scared to have that much goddamn money. And that's the fucked up part about the mega millions. You play that shit and walk out with all them goof-ass tickets. In the back of your mind, you know you ain't going to win, but you just start planning your life as you walk into the car.

Yep. First thing I'm gonna do is telling people in my job to kiss my motherfucking ass. fucking ass. And the next thing I'm gonna do is go buy that motherfucking shoes I was thinking about. You gotta have an attitude like you already worn. Yeah, buy mama crib.

Get me a crib. Brother on a limbo. Got to get two lambo. Got to get two lambo. That's my nigger. That's my nigga. He get a million off top. Baby mama get $200,000.

Fuck that bitch. Fuck her. She don't deserve that. That's in installments. It ain't going to be all at once. Get it a thousand at once Play with her 750

But you know a regular person That can't win that lottery Bro Because every Let me tell you something I want a nigga to win I ain't no nigga gonna win A young nigga like us

I man I don't I want it to be a nigga like Charles Rams You remember Charles Rams Oh yeah yeah yeah Dead giveaway Yeah dead giveaway Let me tell you something

Somebody with no emotions gonna win It got to be somebody With no emotion bro Because with somebody who got emotion, we're gonna have a heart attack. We see them numbers up there,

that shit match on that paper, nigger that, nigger, we gonna be so excited, that heart, Jake, gonna, ain't nowhere in the world. I'd be dead in a week. You're too excited, nigger, I die. You'd be like, lean on me, nigga, you'll be dead in a yit, nigga,

you'll die. It's a nigger with no emotion, no one. He just looked like, I don't know. I'm scared. They'll fuck around and show you what's the real, you get that kind of money. They'd be like, come here, let me show you what a miracle.

care really about. Then they take you in that back room and Tupac in that bitch rolling the blunt. What's up, my guy? In Devinan Luther King he eating tonal fish and shit. He was like, Nick. This is what y'all niggas been? That's what y'all been in the old time? So that mean I can't go back out there, huh? Nope.

Damn. And it's always some old white woman that went in fucking Kansas or Wyoming or some shit. And she says some stupid shit. What are you going to do with the money? Well, I'd probably get my transmission fix. Got an old kitty cat. At a duck farm, I'm going to keep continuing the group.

Like, a bitch, going to buy some ducks. Yep. Bish bought ducks. Going to get my grandson that truck, he always wanted. I don't know he wants. Well, I probably build a dog park or something. Yep. And if you want an ant farm.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's how they say.

bye to each other. That's out of conversation and yep and Johnny he ended up going to prison about six more years. Yep. Yep. That's about it right there. Gotta go. See you tomorrow. That should do it. That should do you right there. Where that damn dog?

Well, yeah, you know, they let that power ball get up there to $1.6 billion other week and nobody played it. Hell, I had started playing. I had put up about $40 on the damn thing and I gave him a You spent $40 bills. I said, give me $20 worth for tickets, and I gave them the 20.

And I look at their numbers. I said, hell, that ain't enough numbers to win nothing. So I said, give them another $20. They'll give me some more tickets than a damn ticket come back, and I get to looking at the numbers. Hell, and the damn numbers come up here, and I get to playing the numbers in hell. I said, ain't this a son of a bitch?

I didn't hit one of those goddamn numbers. I mean, not a one. now the 40 goddamn numbers you mean to tell me I didn't get a goddamn one so you mean to tell me if I spent 40 of my hard-earned dollars I can't get a goddamn number on that some bitch hell it ain't but so many numbers at least hell one of them some bitches had to come up there because I was over there the other day and it was Tuesday and I woke up and I was just looking I said now if I put $40 on there hell I got to get some hell closest number I had was 15 and I was just a look and I was just looking and I said now if I put $40 on there hell I got to get some hell the closest number I had was 15 and I was just close to 13. Hell, 13 wasn't even on none of my card. So I said, well, hell, fuck it then. So now the damn thing doesn't roll over. If those some bitches think I'm going to give them another $40,

they got another fucking thing coming. They can kiss my ass, man. Yep, yep, yep, that's about it. That's about it. And nothing else to be said after that, that right there. That some bitch say he spent $40, goddamn dollars on a lot of reporting. I told the same thing last two days. I spent $40.

$40. You know how many shit I spent $40. Wait, wait, you said your goddamn piece of deal, all right? You can say it enough. You didn't fucking change, man. You may tell me much money as we can fucking made over the time

we made money. Now listen here. You didn't took $40. Now, I've made a lot of money in my day. You know how many fucking cool lights we could have bought before they're fucking on? I fucked up most of the money fucking around with women who have.

bright red weave that's where most of my money went i told you i told you to leave those girls alone those all know that was clifery big red dog i told you now i told you last tuesday now you ain't want to listen to me ma'm all right i didn't want now you did you did tell me wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute got to go change memo diaper i just realized something right you spent 40 dollars god damn it me maud and shit out of shit where the fuck you go get your ass back out here man we need a dumpster truck me mom god damn it's your ass back out here, man. We're not done, man.

Get your ass out here. Hey, maybe I need to go to the hospital. Sit your ass down. That shit unhealthy. $40. Yeah, $40.

$40. $40 could have fixed a lot of problems in the community. Now, you know, you know what $40 could have fucking fixed me? What did you do

$40? I could have took that $40 and bought myself some green. Could have came around the corner with my home boy bought some silly string. I could have took that $40 and saved it to my death.

Could have took that $40 and bought some crystal meth. I could have took that $40 and bought some crystal math. Took those $40 and bought some crystal math. I thought I took that $40. and bought some crystal mouth But I bought lottery tickets instead Now I ain't got a dime left Listen, I could have took that $40

And straightened out my spine I could have took that $40 Lauders paid a bar to fix that guy's hair line I could have took $40 And had myself a night Could have took that $40 and see if that bussy was tight. Yep.

Could I took that $40 and made myself just shine. I could have took that $40 and got these people in here on time. Could I took that $40 and did a lot I didn't do. But I took that $40 and spent it on tickets just like you. I'm a fucking asshole. Took that $40, everybody's no good. I took that $40 to that boy right there if you take off his hug. Took that $40 on the train, don't you push me?

I took that $40 on Flatbush, and I bought some pussy, yeah. I took that $40. Could have took that $40. He made me say, yeah, that $40. He took that $4.00. He made me say, yeah, everybody said, yeah. Oh, shit. Hey, that shit was hard.

Low key. Oh, it was the real shit. That shit kind of went. Hey, that was a high now. That shit went a little bit. Yeah, I think is going to be singing that shit. Every time you get $40 now, you're like, man, I'm going to take this $40.

Yeah, it started back over. I could have took that $40 and got her red hair done. Could have took that $40 and got a babysitter for my son. I could have took that $40 and got her a new weave. I could have took that $40 and made her go on Chico Bean. That's what I think of. Hey, I can't argue with you there, buddy. I can't argue with you there, buddy.

Hey, man, that's a good deal there. For it all, for some man, man. You got to get that. I want to sling in an extra debt for you. You got to get that. We got to talk about the importance of the Oh, my God. Uh-oh. A lot of ladies don't know how important that is.

Ladies, first of all, if this doesn't apply to you, I retire. All right? You are wasting my precious time giving me that amateur head. Right now. You have to listen, this is the thing. This is the reason why I'm the way I am. I have a daughter, right? You got understand something. Every woman in here is somebody's daughter. You got to understand that.

And you disgrace your parents every time you fuck around. So this is what I got to make you understand, ladies. If you're not disgracing your parents when you're giving head, you are wasting your motherfucking energy. You got to be a disgrace, bitch. Be a disgrace. It's a whole never mindset. You heard what black youngster said. Show him your mama made a hole. Be embarrassed, bitch. You ain't got to be a hole for everybody, but whoever you're hoon for, be the best Our house. Be a hoe at our house.

We gotta be nasty when we eat ass. Tell them, fly. Tell them fly. That nigga saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nigger always sound like eating ass is a secret fraternity. That ain't no secret. Everybody ate ass. If you don't ain't pussy with your eyes closed,

over your eyes, nigga you're at the booed hole. The fuck is you do that. You had that pussy hole. That's why she ain't say nothing. You feel two little things right that, nigga, the butt cheeks. Like, how come I can't get up, nigga? Ladies, make some noise if you ever suck the dick

and your nose start running. You know your eyes, you start crying. Look at this table. That is the legendary table right there. My wife's sitting at that table. I know, right? Nigger. I like that.

You ladies, y'all understand how much control you have over a nigger's whole existence when you suckin a nigger dick the right way. Nigger could do, you can't do nothing, but just lay there and be, oh, shit. Toads get to curl like a T-Rex? I feel, yeah. You can learn about a person

when you get some head from them. I was fucking with this girl who used to be in the band. She used to suck my dick from the side like a flute. Yep. That's amazing. I wonder what she at, my name. Tuttle it, I got, I got $40 for her.

I got $40 whole dollars for her. Goodness gracious. But yeah, ladies, that noise is... Don't be ashamed to that noise. That shit right there is... Bro, when you hear that, that's a love... That's a love noise. Right there.

That says I do. Ladies, let me ask, like, the good dick sucker table right here. Right here, whoever made that noise. Ma'am, do you take pride and give a head? Yes. Hold on, everybody else. I like that. This is my participation table.

That's why they friends. They all suck dick. Bitch you suck dick. I'm a besties. Yeah. No, not in New York. They'd be like, yo, son, you suck dick, son. Me too, facts, my guy. You know what time it is.

They got a sign for it. She got a son dick, chico, ditty. So, okay, so who, okay, you suck a dick and you, you swallowing. What's going on? What did you say, everything? You say everything? Wow. Man, you are the champion.

Man, I got some heads so good one time. Nick, I forgot how to walk. Man, the bitch was sucking my dick, and I didn't hit this move. I just kept walking like this. I didn't know to do this. My muscle memory was fucked up. I stayed in the position she was giving it to me. You know the head good when you ain't got shit to say, but just tell the bitch,

you're crazy than a motherfucker. Hell yeah. See, like, we're wrong too, man. You crazy, so. Boy, God. Damn, this bitch crazy. This bitch crazy. Hey, niggins when you get some head your goddamn shoe won't come off of nothing in the

goddamn world. Exactly. You can't get that shoe off of shit. I know, I got some, I got some head so good one time, true story. I helped this bitch take her braze out. I was like, fuck it. I ain't gonna let you do this shit by yourself. I got that little rat tail comb and was going now.

Don't move. Sit still. Nick, I fucked around my little waist screen. It was too tight one time, but I was trying to take it apart while I would give her head. I just dropped them, bitch. I'm like, fuck, damn. She's gonna have to give me some head like this head like this, boss. You didn't drop your pants like a slow nigga in the band, bro.

I got peace. She got to come on with it, fuck that. Good head is the gift from God. Like, that is God's gift to, oh, my God, man. Like, that shit make your day better. You can't be mad when you get your dicks up good. I don't get fuck what I got going on. I could be pissed off at the world, and you be like, you know what?

I'm going to get you some head. What fuck what I was just worried about, baby? Go ahead. Do it you like that. But you know, you know the head good, though. When she leave and you'd be like, all right, baby, God bless you. She really nigger got to act like he care, but don't give a fuck. I'm out to go.

Alright. Hey, but look, though, you gonna bring me back some to eat. Yeah. Yeah, you suck my dick right. I'm walking into the car. Fuck that. You know, you're gonna hold hands and everything. Yeah.

You know how your woman knows she got you. You can't give her the whole thing. Damn. That head be so good you start caring about her as a person. Just be sitting at the crib at 2 o'clock, like, I wonder what she's doing at work. I'm talking I wonder what she doing at work. Working, motherfucker.

Some of these women too aggressive, though. One bitch is going to grab my legs like she changing my diaper. Scoot out. Put them goddamn legs up. Like, they ain't going to be none of that. My legs don't go up. God damn it, I'm somebody's father.

You're going to suck my dick with my legs. Legs down do it, but you're not about to come in here like you're running something. You're going to respect me as a person. I had to tell one bitch, you're not, you're not licking on my ball like you're looking on the pussy, bitch. Stop. Don't do that. She was licking your balls like a pussy. Yeah, like she licking my ball like it's a pussy. She, I start rolling with the bitch.

I'm like. I don't think I'm supposed to be doing that, my name, my, man. Oh, my God. Nigga, no. That is the stupidest shit. She licked his balls like a pussy, nigga, no. I don't give a fuck. Make my balls like it's a pussy.

I don't give a fuck how you look up, nigga. When a bitch get to lick of your balls and stroking your shit dick at the same time, that shit make you sound. Uh, uh, uh, yeah. She loved me. She's jacking your dick like she fixing the antenna on the TV. Exactly, nigga. She moved that dick like it's in the way.

Bitch, he's participating with you. Oh, bro, I'm dead. That shit killed me. Real low, real tall, bro. I had to chill on that shit, bro. She was looking on my balls like she was eating the coogee, bro. Pussy is an art too. You know what I mean?

That's an art. You can't be down there sucking on hard like you're trying to get the last little bit of juice out of Capri's sun pouch. Five, five, five, five, five. You like that? No, nigger. I don't, son. Dead ass, son. Facts, my guy.

Did you eat today, my guy? But this is my thing, right? I know for a fact I am a pussy eating expert. And lady, don't you know when you give a good head and a nigga ain't really vibing, you like, what's wrong with this nigga? That's how we feel when you bitches ain't moving. moving. I know for a fact, the little, the little, the click. That's all you got to focus on.

The little nagging right down. If I get to that motherfucker, bitch, you're dead. Somebody is. If I touch that motherfucker and you don't move, bitch, somebody gets you before I got to you. Some of them, Cliffs people. You were already dead before I got something wrong with you, because I don't, I don't went down and went crazy and the bitch wasn't saying that. I said, hold up, bitch. You're still alive. Because I know this shit here is magnificent. Let me go back down. Bitch, let me call 911.

This bitch is unresponses. You better look at that clip before you get the licking on it. This bitch is unresponsive. Better look at that clip. Some of these clips got dick hands on them. Big clip. Your clip look like a pit bull penis. Like, bitch, oh, wait a minute.

I'm not pulling that back no more. What the fuck? Some of your pussy lips and gotten away. Your shit looked like Arby's. We had the meat. The meat. Your shit is loose. She's had the meats, my nigger. She has

had the meats. You is stupid. Nigger. Ving Rames' voice. She's had the beats. Don't be discriminating, bro. We love all the vagina. Even if you got the beef. Because even if you look at the pussy with the beef, it looked like an old man smiling with his teeth out.

Ha ha! Hey, like an old man, what? Smiling with his teeth out, my my God, man. Y'all niggins retarded. This is the only type of information you get when you come to 85. This is the shit that people need to hear, man.

They need to see niggas discussing real-life shit. This is the shit y'all gray, go home and do when y'all leave. Well, maybe not y'all. Y'all are standing up too long. Y'all knees hurt. Y'all nigg's about to go home and take an Epsons salt band, but when you get your shit back

right, y'all going to be fucking. Yep. I don't like when they get. Yeah, a little bit of head. They ain't go wrap the hair and come back. Like, nope, you got a spot over. I don't give a fuck what you got your hair wrapped in, bitch. Suck my dick.

I don't get a fuck about nothing. My hand done, bitch. It ain't going to be done if you do this right anyway. So fuck your hair. That little shit that y'all wrap around and strap, nigga. That's a dick-sucking vest right there. My dad, you just grabbed that mother for you. Plus, if you do it right, I'm going to get a hair done.

Ladies, you got to use your hands. That'd be the one thing I'd be the hell done. You gotta use your hands, ladies. I'm sorry. Yes. All that doing it without no hands, fucking with me, bitch. You're gonna get hooked.

Yep. Your shit supposed to look like that when you finish getting some hair. You need the hands. You need the hands to control this shit. Look like what? Oh. Oh, yeah.

She looked like she put her goddamn them tongs in her shit. Take the motherfuckers out and grab some fresh fries. You don't leave her alone. You stupid. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that was fucked up that was a fucked up thought

bro what the fuck is wrong with you man we can't take your ass nowhere it's some fine-ass women she is not fucking with us at all she is acting like she No, you're nothing. This shit. I'm a motherfuckin' stupid. Ah! Ah! Ah!

You can't fucking. It's crazy. Hey, bro, this shit is stupid, right? I love against the crowd. This is a podcast for niggas who name not on the lease. You got... Stay down faithfully. Yo, that's a fucked up.

Yo, my uncle used to live with us and his name wasn't on the lease. And whenever they would do, like, inspections and shit, this nigger would just have to leave and go somewhere. even go somewhere. He ain't never had nowhere to go though. This nigga just being down at the store standing there. You can't even argue. Let me tell you something.

Anytime you get into an argument, your name on the lease, you gotta end that shit with. I'm just saying, no. Ain't not like being woke up out your sleep. Because the landlord coming. Hey, hey, hey, you gotta go. When? Now. Like now?

Now. You just out in the street, rolled up in a blanket, trying to figure out where the fuck you're supposed to go next. Now, you gotta keep walking, paying the house and shit. Damn, that they're still in there. These are public housing problems. People who don't have that wig voucher don't know what we're talking about.

Y'all niggins in New York. Y'all niggins in New York got the real projects. You're back again? I got the projects that go straight up. The elevator in it, they always smell like piss. I think it comes smelling like piss. Because I'd have been in plenty of projects in New York and I ain't never been around nobody. nobody who actually said, I'm for the pissing this thing.

Yeah, that's because the company that doesn't make the elevators piss in them before they install them. They come pre-pissed in. Yeah, pre-pissed in. Maybe elevators is just like little boxes, the homeless people. They got the piss in them.

My first time was in some New York projects. I know these niggas don't got a nice elevator. I'd be finished in just. Just a minute, they ain't drunk, no water, either. This is yellow pee-pee. Yellow-pee, scare me. Every time I see yellow-pp., I'm like, oh, shit, death is near.

Death is near, nigga. Death is near. I'd be scared. Piss supposed to be yellow, right? I got to be clear. Y'all niggas got me fucked up. I thought piss was supposed to be yellow. You mean I've been pissing wrong my whole life?

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That's the thing. You learn a lot of shit from different people when you interact with them. Like, for example, I had a motherfucker tell me the other day, I'm saying the grace over the food, I'm a God is great, God is good, everything. food, buy his hands, be all the fed, give us Lord our daily bread. Amen. He was like, son, there's some grown man grace. I'm like, grown man grace.

I'm like, you mean to tell, what, I didn't know God was checking IDs, nigger, what the fuck? I was like, well, what year was I supposed to start saying grown man grace? He was like, you must have never seen in New York niggins think grace. He'd be like, facts. Y, yep. Word to mine. Yo, the New York grace is funny.

And, yo, God, my guy. It's your boy. You already know what it is. It's going down. Brooklyn, son, you know. Brownsville, to be exact, coming to you right now to just say, appreciate you, my guy, for this fire fool we about to guzzle on my kids. All my mother. I love my mother. I love my kids. And yo, dead ass, son. Excuse me for cursing. Facts. But, yo, son. You that nigga, G.O.D. Word out. Word to my fucking mother, son. Word to my mother, son. And your name we pray. Amen, B. Word in my mouth. Yo, your Lord, let me holl at you, son. Yo, Lord. Yo, niggas out here is mad hungry, B. Niggas is, you know, a lot of niggas is starving,

but you just, you just keep blessing me. You understand? And I fuck with you for that. Real niggins shit. Hard body. I fuck with you, my gang. Hard body. Well, y'all niggins curse you.

And yo, and yo, and, yo, and yo, my guy, my guy, before I go, I just want to let you know that I'm about to put that tape out tomorrow. wrote my guy on live mixtapes, God. Yo, make the hood fuck with my shit, God. Hey, Chico, that's when God show up in some brand new terms. Like, it's nothing, my nigga. It's nothing, my G. Word to my mother, son. I got you, my guy. I got you, my nigga. Fats.

You're. Your shit is amazing. Your Lord, son, yo Lord, I'm coming to pray because I know they prayed and they was praying for them. They was cursing and I don't be cursing when I talk to you. I just want to make sure. Are we still good? Hey, hey, fly.

God not pet it like that. What if God is gonna be up there like, oh, round some cousin, block his blessings for three months. What if God really got an answer machine, that he got just be like, all right, let's hear this one, huh? Yeah, who we got, he got an assistant. All right, God, we got Jeremy from Brownsville, New York. He left the message yesterday,

he asked for something. All right, play the shit. Yeah. Yo, God, you hear my folks in the background side? They fucking with me, God. I just need you to give me that extra push, G. You know what I'm saying? Yo, son, like, you remember back in the day, son?

Back in the day, son, before the white people came to the hood, son. How I used to be when we used to have a 50 cent quarter water, son. You know what I'm saying? Used to have a quarter water, son. We used to be outside, son, son, so on the block, son. You know, the Puerto Rican, you know, the ice cream, you know, shorties used to walk past, son. And I used to be out there like, yurb. And they used to be like, you're.

Yeah. Yo, son, bring that shit back, G. Word out. Word out. Word out. You're stupid. Hey, yo. Hey, yo.

Hey, yo, son. Before I go, son, one more time. That's a lot of rats out here, son. That's a lot of rats out here, GOD. I know you created all things equally, but son, stop creating the rat, son. One was eating my uncle leg, dead ass, son. I had to put the rat in the bodega bag, son.

I had to take my bacon egg and cheese bag and get the rat out the house, son. Don't help my family. Leave the rats alone. They're not going nowhere. I know that rat's getting big as hell. Like they just keep growing. Like, they just keep growing until they die. And the only thing they die, they just...

I'm laughing because... I saw a goddamn rat slap the shit out of the cat. That's that New York rat. They're not even scared of humans. You get the fuck out of here. Yeah, for real. I see the rat at the drive-thru. That thing was just in front of me.

He was going up. Every time I caught moving. I'm gonna call who he moved. That's a great place of order. Boy, what? You can see New York rats from across the street. And you know what's funny, though, bro. Even the pigeons in New York recognize the rats.

The pigeons were like, yo, niggins are the rat, you know? Get the fuck out. Why they so big out here? Like, what's wrong? Like, why these rats are like raccoon size? Nigger, I've seen a video of a nigger on the train sleeves. and this rat was running all over this nigger and ain't nobody wake him up that's how much

our new york niggas mind your business you ain't wake a nigga up to tell him a rat was running on his fucking chest you just recording this year your son i think that's what the nigger hood logic in like what i'm supposed to wake this thing up and let the rat run on me too they treat rats like they dears or something like yeah they come out at night just watch them what nigga if you ain't never been in the new york train station at night them bids be on the tracks nigger That's where the tough-ass ones live, bro. You ever try to, like, they run it up on you, you try to flinch out of me?

Like, what the fuck? I'm supposed to run, I'm not going no fucking way. I see the rat drag and a rat trap. He's like, yeah, this my third time this week, but this is my third time this week. These niggins are trying to hold me back, son. Word out. His niggins trying to hold me back.

They can't stop a real rat, though. Real rat life. That they keep getting the food, though. He's like, yeah, I keep taking the food. on these, it's the third time. God damn it, J.B. Nigger, no. Man, give me some water.

Y'all, nigga, that's stupid. What are you feeding them rats, for real? They're not human. They ain't feeding them whatever. They throw in the trash. The rats be out there, motherfuckusiness. The rats in the South, like, they like rat size. These rats up here, like,

Bessor. Damn, man. He's canine dogs. You don't know their dog or a rat. I'm like, niggas, is that a puppy? No, there ain't no puppy, then. That's what Martin was fighting on that episode when they were in the...

Look, that's the white dude with the ball head that'd be trying to kill Superman. I killed Superman, huh? That's the assassin right there, nings. Lex Luthor. I'll give you one more chance, Superman. He looked like that nigger off the video game, hitman. game Hitman.

You ever playing Hitman? That's the white man from Hitman right there. Assassin's Creed type shit. I'll give you one more chance, Superman. Superman finally died in that Batman versus Superman movie. Said Superman never died. She ain't Batman potty bitchy.

Nick, we're dead then. Nick, if you can have a super power, what would your super power be? Nick, I need that shit Wolverine guy while you can't hurt me. I need to be in a regenerate. I just keep my regular shit but if you couldn't fuck me up

I just keep coming back like a nigga whooped my ass and every time he hit me I'm getting stronger and stronger and shit keep going then when that man get tired I just unleashed

the same ass whooping that he just gave me but then you know for getting your ass whoop though Carlo but then I'm immortal because like you know he shit when he gets fucked up

he just regenerate no cause it like when you get hit boom do you come back and he's like damn another one You know what was your super power be for that? Well, my, see, I'd be like, I don't know,

I'd be undecisive, that'd be my super power, because I'd be undecisive if I'd be like, you know what they're invincible, whew, damn, unvincible shit! I don't know what I want. My shit would be some simple shit, like I'd be able to charge a phone to 100% when I touched that motherfucker one time.

And I just sit in the- ghetto superpowers. I just sit in the club, nigga, and just have motherfuckers come up. Mr. Bing, please, I'm on 2%. Could you please just touch my phone one time? What makes you think you are worthy of my fingers? You have done nothing to deserve my power.

You'd be like Thanos with the infinity charge. Yeah. You got the infinity charge, nigger, just, um... That is a hustle! I like the way your tits look, ma'am. Hand over your device. I ain't know these was ghetto superpowers. Damn.

Mine'd be, I had the ability to just get money from white people. You know how some niggas, you know how some niggas, could just make up shit and get money from white people. Yeah, I got this German Shepherd, man. He needs surgery and shit. See, I'd rather have the super power when I get caught in a lie, but I can just get it right back, right? You can convince them that this is the truth.

They'd be like, so what you mean? Niggia, you know I was at the stove? You was at the stove. Yes. Whoa, nigga, caught that, not I? Shit. What was you last night, huh? Oh, with J.B. watching the game.

You was with J.B. That would be a, that would be a dope-ass superpower, bro. That would be a dope-a-supertower. You'll have a, your girl would be so cold. Oh, girl's super-power? Yeah, your girl, you're like, if you had that power, she don't believe the shit you-in-she's going to be spiteful, man. Can't give them a superpower.

They already got the superpower, the pussy. Yep. They got enough powers as it is. We got a hope and pray our dick work. I do. That shit is on right now. Send down. Stupid shit with my super power.

That's how you know God is real. God knew exactly what he was doing, bro. He knew not to give us pusses. Oh, man. Can we be using them for everything? Yeah, man, let me get my keys very quick, bro. Yeah, I keep him in there. I'll be losing my keys all the time.

My pussy, there ain't no way in the world I could have had no nigger. Fuck, no. I'd be just sitting outside like this. Oh, so y'all niggas on the mat. I brought my own stick. Fuck you're talking. I can't have no coocha, though.

I wouldn't even talk. Like, what wrong with him? And I'm talking the motherfuckers' fun. I'm doing just fine. I'm doing just fine. They couldn't have gave me and pussy. Hey, bro, you hungry? No, I just ate early.

I hate some pussy early. I'm straight. That shit powerful, ladies. I don't understand how that shit got to feel crazy. Like, y'all motherfuckers can take these. two fingers right here and just get to going like this, nigger, and fuck the whole house up. Like, nigger, I use my whole hand on my dick

and have never made that noise. That's amazing. I can't even beat my dick no more. My hand's too rough. I'm like, no, my dick deserve better than this. I'm going to put some gloves on or something. I got y'all at work hands. I'm not about to grab my dick with these rough-ass,

and tear the skin off your shit. I don't like jacking off, fuck that, dude. Shit, you better than me. You realize you too good at it? You're like, why am I doing that so good? I got, I got, I got fucked up as a young nigga. I, nigga, I always appreciate beating my dick. I used to get, nigger, I used to motherfuck.

I'm gonna tell you the first shit I used to jerk off to like a motherfucker nigga. And it's, and it's some shit that New York produced, nigger hookers at the point? Oh my god. Nigger, I used to be in the house, couldn't wait to everybody go to sleep. Night Night Mama, HBO.

The bitch is used to introduce they self. You're like, yeah, my name is Lisa. I'm from the Bronx. And I've been out here for about eight months. It's new for me. I don't have a pimp yet, but, you know, I'm doing my thing. I'm trying to get me some money. Then they cut to that scene.

We're her in the car with the nigger who voice sound like this. Yeah, so you want to leave it around the corner. Then they start making them noise. I'm like, yes, nigger. I can't see it. But I'm going to graduate to the real horn. It was real sex, you remember real sex, nigger? That show that used to come on HBO, real sex.

White people crazy. That shit wasn't even sexy. It was just white people. Real sex, take 56. Click. So I like to put party balloons up my ass. Walka, walk, walk, waw, wow, wow, wow, wow. Walka, wow.

Meet Ryan. Ryan owns a company where he puts party balloons up his ass on the internet all day. You know, I started out with small balloons. You know, then I moved up to balloon animals and things of that nature. Then the internet took off. That's the type of shit they used to talk

on taxi cab confessions. That's that taxi cab confession conversation right there. Motherfucker be in the back of the cab. So where you guys headed? To a gang bang. Yeah. Just met this young lady over at the bar. Then the game changed, bruh.

You say what? I'm glad I ain't go out watching that stupid ass shit. The game changed, bro. You ain't never watch none of that shit? I'm too goofy to be sitting here. I'd be like, bro. man, there's some bull and shit, buddy. That's what I was saying.

I got to get some cooture instead of watch this shit. Then the game changed, bro. This bitch named Pinky came out. Oh, my God. Now, I'm pre-Pinky, nigga. That Booty Talk series booty talk, nigga. Remember the first time I found that booty talk. Like, niggas had seen flicks up until that point,

but when Pinky came, that bitch changed the game. Like, soon as you put the DVD in, they was fucking. They was fucking on the DVD menu. Like, them, they fucking on the background, on the loop. Doop-Dup do-do-p-do-p-do-p-d-p-d-p. It was a nigga named Jake Steed, who used to have a series where this nigga used to rap

at the beginning of all his motherfucking porno. That shit was lit. I fuck all these holes. That's how it goes. Freak hose and... Freak hose and flows, but they went with the porno. Freak hose and flows, do-to-do. I fuck with these holes.

Everybody know, like, Yeah, I'm about to be my dick to this shit, right? She's gonna lick my balls. Hell yeah, I'm a porn expert, nigga. That's one of the only things I... I said, I'm straight. Oh, you was watching that real old poem.

You're watching real porn, you was watching the poem with the music still playing the background. Mout, bano, bounce, don't bounce, don't bount, that's that old shit, but they started, they started fucking after they ask a question. So what are you about to do, Karen? I don't know, Steve. What are you about to do?

Wow, wow, wow, waw. Got on that lingerie, but that pussy hat hanging on the side. You're like, yep. Well, I don't know. One of the only things I hate on is how easily young niggas get to access porn. That shit is in their pocket, nigga. That shit has a problem, man. Coochie outside, too.

Get off your phone, walk outside. Oh, nigger. Coochie is great, but, niggas. Get off your phone, y'all. Coochish, you look at that. Wachie right back. Coochia is amazing, but you're not going to disrespect Palmeta like that, my nigga.

You would, nobody, nobody beats you. Nobody beats the B is bad. Nigger, nobody beats the beat. I wish I wouldn't wait about two more years before I first thought. I should have accomplished a little bit more before I got in the pussy game. What you mean?

Brough, I am a pussy addict. We all are. I didn't spend so much in my life like chasing pussy and like pussy activities. But this one is, though. I could have been a scientist, my nigga. From the time you. I had to stop chasing pussy to get my life.

together. I said, let me slow down. But from the time you get some pussy till the day you die, that's the cause of most of the shit you do in your life is, in some way, shape, of form the pursuit of some pussy. If there was no pussy, niggas wouldn't take showers and shit for what?

Fuck I got to be clean for. I don't give a fuck, me. Hey, bro, you ever wanted some pussy so bad, you just get depressed. You're like, nigga, I had all this time to come up with some pussy. And I ain't even into my birthday. I'm lonely.

Somebody should give me some birthday pussy and something. This shit is amazing. It's all type of pussy. Sympathy pussy. All puss. Bitches-a-ish pussy at a funeral. I know you're feeling bad. I'm gonna come over later.

You gonna take it. I gotta have that because I'm morning. I'm going through some emotionally. He crying a septip-to-pudson. This pussy might be exactly what I need to put me back on my feet emotionally. Give me that. That's what it sounded like You're stupid

Why are you playing that You know what the fuck is that? That's how you know the porn I already gone bad When the music came out of nowhere And they don't even know where to start Hey, you stupid, man You're gonna break your neck, nigga, get that motherfucker out

Nigger, this part of the act The fuck is you doing You'll be dirty as shit when you get up off this stage, nigga. This stage, I can't take to perform, don't, nigga. It's some nut bush on this floor. This ain't even real rubber. These ties, this old ties up here. Hey, man, it's smelled like somebody to cut up some fruit in this, bitch.

You smell that? What it's smelled like? Guess what time it is right now. Titty o'clock. Titty's in the building. 12.30. It ain't tiddy o'clock. 12.30.

It's Monday, bitch. Happy Monday. You got to get up and go to work in the morning. Bitch. You may. You man. In the morning, you're going to be sad. You're going to be sad.

Let me hear you say, fuck that job. Fuck that job. Say, fuck that job. Fuck that job. I said, fuck that job. But you can't quit that job. Because you ain't got another job.

So you better walk your ass and they're like, hey, how you doing? Can you stand these motherfuckers? Baby. Say fuck that job. Say fuck that job. Fuck that job. Say fuck that job.

I need my job. I need my job. I need my job. But I need my job. I need my job. I need my job, but I need my job. You gonna be mad. You gonna be mad.

But I need my job. A nigger should quit. Because I'm so sick of that shit. Yeah. Check it. Yo, is anybody out there ever set like nine different alarms? And when they go off, you'd be like, damn, man, damn, man, damn, man.

Damn, man, I gotta get up. Fuck. Damn, I gotta get up. I gotta get up. I gotta get up. And you gotta walk to work. You know it's gonna be like zero degree. And your templans only.

And you gonna have to ride the train. The train. Yeah. You don't know what bitch you, but you woke up. You don't know what bit you, but you woke up. Set nine different alarms. It's for everybody who got their job, and you know they drug testing,

but you still smoke anyway. Hey, who ain't here got a job when you got a job to work with you? You don't fuck with at all. You can't stand them, motherfucker. Shout out to the real-ass people at the job that are clock your friend in, even if they ain't there yet. Yeah.

You're going to get fired next week, bitch, because they're watching you. You manage to keep looking at your ass until you walk in. We got to show some love to all the people who can't nobody tell you shit at your job. You're the boss. Aiming for three bosses.

in here tonight. Shout out to everybody. Supposed to take a 30 minute lunch, but be gone long as you motherfucking one. God damn. Real niggas, no, you won't break as long as the manager on break. Oh, that's when they found out somebody about to get fired. You

Well, everybody Hummed, and she don't know what I know But this whole body to go Shout out to everybody that's unemployed But you still wake up early And just watch everybody else go to work nigger be up at 5.30 drinking coffee. Shit, it's cold out there, ain't it?

Nigger in the window. Shit, it's supposed to be 30-something degrees out, sir. Go to sleep, Uncle Chow. See, why are you up? Because I'm about to go back to bed. To all the ladies, if you got a nigger that's living with you that don't pay no bills, wait till it get real cold before you kick that nigger out.

You're a dirty motherfucker. Want nothing humble a nigger like a crisp winter breeze. Yeah, that nigga gonna be outside singing at your window. Like, baby, baby, I'm sorry, baby, please. My nigga, if you don't pay no rent, you're supposed to be the nicest nigga in the house. You're supposed to clean that your house. Hey, how you're doing, how you suck?

How was school today. Hey, how you're doing? How you're mom? Hi, who's you in? Do you need your grass cut? I got you. Do you need your grass cut? I got you.

Do you need your grass cut? I got you. Do you need your grass cut? I got you. Much love to all my niggas that watch dishes real quick before your girl get home. Because you don't want to hear that shit. Fingles are wrinkly like you've been fingered for a while.

Uh-huh That's how Michael Jackson can come You know who this podcast right here for This podcast is for women who wear those panties That come in that five pack With that long cardboard piece This podcast is for all the business All the women who brown panties don't match right now

I fuck with y'all For all the ladies Who don't think their meet up when they flip-flops with your annoying ass The fuck is doing that guy, man You just shed the shit out of this, nigger, just What the fuck you're all with you? We in New York, nigger, can't be doing crazy and shit like that.

Yeah, you're putting the organ, you put in the motherfucking. Look that boy, Jay-O-W with the brains in his head. Loose that form, Jay-O-Wing. Oh, shit. That's how you feel. Shout out to the white dude. I know you'd be practicing your duggy where ain't nobody looking.

Ooh. That's that table with a who be sucking dick. E. That's that table that be sucking dick. That's what? That's a table that be sucking dick. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She'd be going to the dick. She'd be milly rocking on the way to the dick. Millie rock to my dick then spit. Millie rocked to my dick. Millie rock to my dick, then spit. Millie rock to my dick, then spit. Grab my shit, then, uh-huh, on it.

Hey, what do you say, uh-on-it, yeah, grab my dick, go, uh-on-it, uh-huh, on it, uh-huh, grab my dick, go, uh-on-it, uh-oh. Are you Asian? I just want to know, are you Asian. Filipino jalapinos That nigga still got his hood on That niggas still got the hood on Shiko, can you imagine get some hair from her?

Huh? You get some hair from the girl with the Afro or you be patting the Afro while she doing? I know. Look like you're getting your hair from that pick, motherfucking shoes. That shit is great. Your Afro is amazing.

Natural fro. Oh, I got to. bitcho. Oh, my son. Niggins stupid. Shout out to that table over there with all that good head over there. We love y'all.

The white people that work in, man. Fuck, how long are they going to fucking go? God damn it. My fucking dog isn't an ape yet, man. Shit. I got to let my dog out. If you ever been to church, this is how this shit go.

We don't know where we go. Y'all ready to leave? Good, because they ain't given us our check yet, so the moment we get to check the show. We go by a little back, we got it? Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you. Hey, man, on some real shit.

Thank y'all for fucking with the 85 South show. We did two sold-out shows up here. and we ain't shit without y'all facts thank y'all for watching our videos following us on social media go watch them tonight

when you get home and roll up just click 85 South Show let that shit play till you figure out what the fuck you're about to do ain't shit on TV anyway but family guy and robot chicken and oh my episode

on YouTube pull it up on YouTube let that shit play in the background while you roll up your weed and get your weed and get your next week together. Listen to it while you're laying your outfits on the bed. Who might not choose?

Oh my dog. I'm the nigga who always be giving shout out, so shout out to all the other ladies in here who got another nigga named tattooed on them. But you ain't going to get it covered up until you get in a real relationship. Y'all over there. Ladies, Halloween is coming up. Up top y'all good. That means that it's coochie hair season.

Grow some coochie hair back. People up there in the back that really couldn't see the whole night. What's up y'all, y'all good? This is the club from power. I know y'all niggas up top couldn't see. No niggas. Ghost put that bar in to keep the vision down.

Uh-huh. They can't even see. They're in the roof. Uh-huh. We got people over there, too. Hey, VIP? Boy, it's had that? Uh-huh.

On those seats extra. How much did you pay? I just want to make sure they didn't live like the money. Y'amma go y'all on the nigga here. Y'all about to say that name. Hey, New York, if y'all had a good time, we're going to turn that shit into an R&B song, fuck it. All right, so we go like this, since y'all fuck with it.

If you had a good time, then I'd say you're. Say yours. If you say you're. Everybody say yours. Okay. You get your side then. You get your side. I'm going to get my side.

All right. All right. Well, let's do it. You know how we do it. This is my side right here. So, nigger. Oh, hold on. Okay, come out.

I got my side from over there, but I'm going to take it over here because I don't give a fuck. All right, this is some choir shit. I'm the quiet director, all right? So y'all be ready to sing me. this shit the right way. Don't let me down.

Get it on tape. So y'all ready. My side. Everybody just put your hand up if you're ready to go. Before you jump it off, I just want to say this. All the women in the building, if you can suck your own titty, you're going to heaven. Everybody say, you're. Everybody say you.

One more time, say you're. Oh, my time. Oh my nacho Everybody say you Everybody say you're Everybody say you're Oh my taco Oh my nacho

Everybody say you Everybody say you I like my hollow pinos Oh my taco not told but we say you and we say you're and we say you're work to mother we're to mother say facts my god say facts my god And it's like, star joan's over. Let me think of something.

Say dead ass. Say dead ass. There you go. That was another one. Okay, here we go. I got one. Get one. Look.

Say bomb ass nigger. Ball ass nigger. Say bomb ass nigger. Say bird ass nigger. Say bird ass nigger. Yo son. Yo son Yobie

Yeah Yobie Shake it out Shake it out Shake it out Shake it out You're stupid, man Why y'all ain't help me?

Y'all think of it Why you ain't help me? With the wig Clifford This damn scoff right, your neck, bitch. You can't think. Her neck broke, leave her alone. Her neck broke.

She been laughing like this whole night. Uh-huh. Because her neck broke. She said her neck broke. I said her neck broke. Said her neck broke. Said her neck broke. And her neck just broken.

All right. Okay. Your neck ain't broke. Shit, bruh. She's so stupid. I just do this one time on this side. Just do this one time. This show was sponsored a part by those ladies right there.

Yes. My man right there. That's the dick section right there. Hair line. That's that cougar section. We got some cougars in here? Got that one gold. It's all in the back.

You can't see it. It's right there. Oh, shit. That real cougar. Shout out to everybody who got to take a deep breath when people ask you your nationality. My grandma, My dad is Jamaican.

My auntie is Arabian, and my grandfather was a motherfucking jewel thief. A jewel thief, nigga. Man, y'all realize y'all is hilarious. Yeah, this is how dope y'all in New York. Y'all stood outside for a fucking hour. And then two hours, y'all, time out, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time. So, y'all got that you did that shit.

So y'all did that shit. And he came in here and fuck with us for another two and a half hours, man. Bro, wait a minute. Facts, my God. Nigger. Dead ass, son. Nick, I ain't know they liked us that much.

Nigger. We appreciate the fuck out of y'all. That shit means so much. Especially coming to you. It was rats running out there when y'all was out there. I know you don't even like boys. I told them, I told them to put both shows together. I told them to put both shows together, bitch.

So don't yell at me. But, and I know New York, y'all don't be waiting on shit. Y'all don't, nigger, fuck. Y'all would get the fuck out of a place. Y'all, y'all. Y'all paid to come fuck with us, man, and we appreciate the shit out, y'all, man. My guy up there with a doo rag on in the corner,

I see you, my guy. You probably bald here, but still, nigger, that's what it is. Ain't nobody buying an online tickets, my nigga. Say, facts, my guy. That's shit stuck in my head. And the facts my guy. Facts my guy. Now, you put that extra on that, D.C.

This bitch is going to turn it to a skate when we leave. We got two disco balls. Come on now, skate. And slow bounce. Hey, man, y'all are the shit. And thank y'all for making us feel so welcome. Especially this table right here. Coming up here with this 85 South Show shit.

I'm about ready to drop my dick off and leave it with a new. Anything that got something to do with some comedy. We fucking with it, man. We got all type of shit coming out. We are already working in the 2019-20, bro. Just know you about to see us on all the movies, all the TV shows, all the everything. I got a week movie, bitch.

Yeah. And if y'all going to still fuck. If y'all love the 85 South Show, man, in New York City, and y'all fuck with us, we got to get one stronger before we go, man. Let me get a year. Yeah. Hey, man, that's what I'm talking. I love y'all, do y'all.

Fuck you be! Thank y'all, man. If one more nigga try to stop me, I'm gonna put a baby in his girlfriend, body. Ooh, ooh! You can't see that shit for real. Excuse me, excuse me, I'll cut this shit now. I'll cut this shit, this shit gonna cause you up for real.

Like, wait a minute, man. Hey, boy, your son got there, man. Man, you crave it too, you pray y'all, y'all. I love y'all, man. I love y'all. I'm telling you, I'm for real. Oh my god, man. Man, man, you crave this hair too.

Man, you crave this hair too. I love y'all. That's up, bro. That's up, bro. That's a good, man. I mean, I don't care what the hell, y'all go, I'm coming. I was done.

I was ready to show you, but. She is. I said, ain't no sense that keep on after that. That shit made my chest burn. I think, that we're done, fellas. And that shit made my chest burn, man. That shit, man. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that

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