The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The OG Alex Thomas Episode | Ep. 54

Episode Date: December 2, 2016

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But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. Pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck don't Hey Pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck don't Hey Pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck don't Hey

Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got to smell but I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a fuck It's good Butch got a smell but I'm a fuck don't Pudson got a smell but I'm a fuck don't Hey Pitcher

Oh they beat 10 Eighty-five Eighty-five Eighty-five Stupid 85 Because the black lives matter On 85

On 85 You ain't got to Black lives matter So 85 We got Tid Eyes in the building Say what Today's in the building

All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Oh, today's in the beer I like smoking weed, I like it in half I make bitches mad like BC young fly Bitch is walking out Bitch is pulling up I apologize I don't give up for I'm crazy man

I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I said I'm crazy man I'm crazy man Y'all niggas is terrible, man. You can't take these angers, man. You know, this show kind of different. This show is for niggins who wrecked the box Chevy and bought another box shabby.

I'm talking about them type of niggins. You feel me? For people who don't know where the podcast is. Absolutely. It's that real shit. This is the podcast for niggins. We chase jokes down and, you know, you can't smoke in here with it. You can't smoke in here with you can step outside.

The weed can travel with you The weed can travel with you This the kind of podcast for niggas Who date pregnant bitches I still fuck She let me Hey fucking the bitch why she's pregnant I still fuck if she led me

Hey fucking the bitch why she's pregnant Hey I still fuck if she lit me Yo fuck the bitch why she's pregnant Hey I still fuck if she left Nick that's a hit I felt that hit the baby Say hold up who fuck he did Hey I said I ain't your bad

Hey, that's my dick Hey, I ain't your daddy Who this shit? You have a little girl Aw shit What's her name? She said, Brittany

I said, Damn, bitch Well, Yeah, I need to download that shit right now I still fucking She's letting me I'm fucking a bitch

But she's pregnant I still fucking she's pregnant I still fucking she let me It's pregnant It's a pregnant It's a head I still fucking she's letting You got a shout out

Shout out PMC Because he was the first person I ever That pregnant pussy He said that pregnant pussy. That shit be heading too old. You're upholding the tradition. Well, you can't get the bitch more pregnant so they're right.

I think, I think you get like, two different babies at two different phases. Uh-uh, it's like the same ones, but this one too. It's like Siamese twins, like one older than the other, like a month older. It's going to come out with two heads. You know what that's called. What? When you get your bitch, re-pregnant. Re-pregnant.

Hey, man. The doctor's going to be like, hold up. Y'all going to hear. There's another leg. There's a whole separate baby in there, man Yeah, that's stupid Somebody who's pregnant Is feeling real bad about themselves

And you should, bitch Absolutely We should We start, now this the intro Oh yeah Please tell me you got all that shit Oh, I'm about to say Oh, this shit record

That's how we jump off We start I know one thing I'm gonna be saying that shit In my motherfucked car When I get looking the bitch to you pray You know what's just This is like warm up

When you see the niggas hitting all these shots and doing dunks, they can't do in the game, this is this way. Right, right, right. Uh-huh. And we just had the crazy last couple episodes. Crazy. I think, I don't even think people know what they're going to get. Most definitely.

Wow, you get it to some ignis shit, some comedians shit. We're going to get into some comedy. We're just going to go win and be funny, nigger. That's all my hashtag. You know what? Because he was. Halaabias. 85.

You know what? 85. 85. Hey My half-tracks Hey I still fuck She let me

What I'm fucking She's pregnant I still fucking she let me My lady Losen I'm real nasty I'm fucking this bitch Ashley She says she want to Get with me

And I said you ask me I put the dick on the baby leg I have nuts on the baby head That's crazy man I'd be saying that But I fuck the bitch from the back Because her stomach's big From the side

I put the dick in her ride She said dick was real good So Loz let her try Hey, I don't give her fuck I'm not her baby daddy No She gets me pussy She shouldn't have never through it at me

Hey, hold up She got it because that bitch over that It's pretty too And you know what I call that hole Hey, little pretty baby boo Yeah Anything she's such a dick Told the whole shit

That's the shit I can't be in the whole That's about she pregnant I still fucking she's living I'm fucking she living I'm fucking the bitch while she's pregnant I still fucking she living The crazy part about that song

My mama name is Betty. See, you got to stop. Your mama name, Betty, digger? You got to stop doing it. You let your mama listen to the podcast because I don't. I'm trying to keep mine away. My mom would look at the iPhone like somebody about to come out of her. She'd be like, oh, fuck.

D.C., one of your friends told me you did a song about me. She'd be telling everybody at the church. The Chuck saw you on the Harvard show. She don't never say the beginning of the show. The Harvard show. She saw you on the Harvest show. That's a Harvard show. You know you did some shit wrong when your mama heard about it.

Well, what is this un-buckin-pregnant, bitches? They're talking about Betty booed like that. You'll be using my name. I raise you way better than that. My mom's so slick. She'd be like, said she used my name and gave me some money. She'd be like, Carol heard it on Spotify. And Diane said she had it on Pandora.

Well, when y'all going to have Ricky Smiley on there? Well, when can the pastor come up there? Everybody need to hear a word of God. You got to have the pastor on the show. You know who you need to hook up. Who you got to hook up? You know who you need to hook up. Who?

You need to call down there and hook up with Eddie Murphy. That's who you're going to get in touch. They just say that they favorite shit from back in the day. Like, you can't go talk to this. You need to get in there with Richard Pratt. You know who you would. You know damn well, I can't do that. You know who you would have been good with?

Who? Nipsy Ross. Nipsey would have put your own. I'm going to tell you who you need to go get, Marlutte King. Get King the Third. He the same. It didn't have Malcolm X on the hook. He's not.

Get Jesse? No, don't get Jesse. Now, if you can just get in touch with Young Droves' old man Take the show to another level. Hey, man, welcome back. This is the 85 show.

You feel me? This is your baby mama's favorite podcast. This is the one that your gangster's little brother with your mama name and big letters tatted across his throat listen to it. And he kept swallowing the whole time to do it.

So it took extra long to do the tattoo He kept Who are stupid For bitches who've been fine since 9th grade Them whole been fine Been fine Oh God

Who we got in the building man No we got in the building We got a comedy Let me rule out the green We got a leg Hold on hold up, hold on Run it down man Run it down man

Nigger hilarious The Jamie Fox show Tami Fox show Tata La Lish Who took it back So it's close In turn, A, he got us da-t-tah-dilicious, too, because he came up with it. We wouldn't have thoughts if it weren't for Tocas.

Pretty much. Real talk. Pretty much. Bro, we could give the nigger credit all day, but he still ain't going to get enough credit, man. The nigger been putting it down with leather gloves on it on type of shit. Jamie always wanted the jingles from him. It don't matter. That's crazy, he, give me no jingles.

Y'all going to make a nigger blush up in this match. Don't blush, me. Don't blush, me. Don't blush. If you blush, make him blush and post. Without further than to do. If you blush, we're going to give you the biggest 85 Samson, round of applause.

My man Alex Thomas, you know. Hey. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm going to be in this bitch. Hey, man, I'm just going to be real with you. I've been following y'all niggas for a while. I love the movement. Everybody say that when they get on this show.

They do, right? I've been following y'all niggins for two years. We all have been on for a year, my name. No, I've been watching 86 South for a while, dude. 86 South is my favorite shit. 800 South? One 800 South. I love you, South, man.

That's the shit. Nigger, 81 South. Shit, I'm real. I'm talking with the 82 West show. Yeah, baby. But y'all get it in, man. I love this new generation, man, because the beautiful thing about what y'all doing,

even with the podcast, you can say with the fuck you want to say. Take this time out right now, Alex. Take the time to just say whatever. This is a PSA brought you by Alex Thompson. Nigger. I'm loving what y'all doing, man, because, you know, yeah, Atlanta's always been known as, hey, man, you know, the underground hip-hop shit.

There's been so many people that have come out of this city from Outcast, all the way to T.I. All the way to motherfucking young drool, motherfuckerucking Luda. And, yeah, Chris Tucker did it back in the day, and that was one of my boys. But when I see what y'all doing right now, y'all are the new generation of comedy. I was just telling, yeah, man, real talk.

I'm one of those OGs. I'm one of those OGs. Me and D.C. were talking about this earlier. I'm not that nigger that hates. I'm one of them if you can't beat them, join them. You know what I mean? I look at it like, yeah, I've been on TV and movies, you know, cartoons for 25 years, but I understand this new generation.

What I said again? Cartoon. Oh, cartoon. I was a family guy for 10 years. King of the Hill. King of the Hill. I got a brand new series. Because that's the unsung stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my new series is on Netflix. It's the new big series on Netflix. It's the new cartoons. It's called Motown. And it's about Motown in the 70s and 60s. You know, we're all kids. We're like the young Stevie Wonder's, the young Michael Jackson's.

Smokey Robinson is an executive producer. Barry Gordy is an executive producer. He's giving them to the Jews. God damn. Oh, you're going to go back. You go back. Wait, wait, wait. Before we get to the new shit, we dropped a lot of sauce right there.

Before we get to the new shit. We're going to go back to the hood classes Let's go back to the hood class Tell us where the shit started, man You want to know where this shit started Okay, real talk Just like I embrace hood niggas It's like one reason why I took a liking to both

You knickers because I'm like That was me when I was motherfucking Yeah, fuck Clay. What you say? What you say? No, but Clayton, I just met this nigga I obviously he's funny as fuck also But these are the cats

That you know, I met this cat And I met this dude This is my first time eating And I can tell you, you're a funny motherfucker too No, I don't want to hear it now You represent Bays America, nigga

Okay But you want to have nowhere It started He's going to know where it started This is what we have in common I'm just a real nigga From South Central LA Throwing the race

Four Five brothers Everybody was a crib of blood A gangbanger killer But my parents was like I don't want you to get caught up In crips and bloods And gangbanging the killer So they sent me to an all-white private school

Bus me from 69 to Normandy where the riot started all the way to motherfucking Beverly Hills He went to say about the Bell You went to Bayside Pretty pretty no I went to Berkeley Hall Nah that's either the worst Berkeley Hall but

That sounds like they rival No exactly You got beat my Berkeley Hall again They beat us in Water Polo And now they're building Academy bro Exactly but who knew You know I got teased my whole life

But you know being a nigga from South Central You know you sound like a white boy You act like a white boy But who knew I'd end up writing One of the biggest sitcoms all the time the fresh prince of belair i wrote on that show for four years 88 episodes and how it happened was a real simple story i don't have them crazy-ass bullshit-ass stories i just got that real shit i was just you open her the right place in the right time the right nigga here it is i remember the date like

was yesterday july 2nd 1992 i was a broke nigga i had 11 dollars in my pocket i was like four weeks old yeah you know what i said i caught him 1992 no man nigga nigga i caught the bus to the world famous laugh factory up in Hollywood. I sat in a 14-hour line amateur night just to go up and do three minutes. First of all, that's dedication. Nigger, that's dedication. Niggas would have quit in 30 minutes.

Oh, yeah. It was my second week doing stand-up. Second week doing stand-up, and I was last in the average. No, no, no, it was just still to this day. When y'all come to L.A., the next time you come to L.A., just drive by the Laugh Factory on a Tuesday. Okay. And you will see a line around the block at 9 o'clock in the morning just to get up and do

three minutes that night. So, nigga, it was my second time doing stand-up. Got finished. Will Smith was sitting in the front row. Like, literally, as close as me and that camera right there, got off stage. He was like, yo, man, you're real funny. I was like, thanks a lot. He goes, my name is, I was like, Nick, I know who the fuck you are.

He's like, yeah, man, he goes, I got this brand-new TV show. And I'm like, yeah, I watch the shit every week. It had only been on a year at that time. Fresh Prince of Bel Air, he goes, do you write? I was like, nigga, you got a pen? Right, right, right, right. He was like, do you think you'd come down and help us with some funny shit, like what I saw on stage tonight? I was like, nigger, let me check my schedule.

Nigger, I'm available. He goes, when do you think you come down? I'm like, nigger now. Can I ride with you? Can I get a ride with you? The rest of the day was history. I was there the next day. I was there for four years.

We became best friends. And that was always thank Will Smith because that was my first job in Hollywood. And from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, that opened up all doors. It's something you said, too, that I think people probably need to hear my head man. Like, when he asks you, do you write? Like, I think a lot of people would be stepping on their own blessings because they don't see their self-doing, even though that's what they want to do, my well.

I ain't never wrote before. Yeah. That you said to write, man. You better write. Nick, I don't, hey, man, you write. Man, I got four books. They ain't published yet, but I got four books. DC, DC, I showed up the next day at Fresh Prime Mr. Belair,

nigger with a number two pencil in my ear, then. Read it. Right. With a motherfucker. You know, he had to take a text. Yeah, but here's the cold part about it. You got to understand. I'm just a nigga from the streets.

I had never been in this kind of environment. He threw me in a room with niggas that wrote happy days and home improvement. Some of the biggest TV shows ever, I was just a little young nigga with jokes. So people always come up to me and they always go, so you're the reason Will Smith was funny. I say, no, no, no. Nigel, I'm like Phil Jackson. Phil Jackson was very lucky to work with two of the greatest niggas ever, which was Kobe Bryant, motherfucker, Michael, Michael Joy. That nigga was already talented.

All field that was running into players. I was just a young nigga that knew nothing about structure How to write a script I just knew I was funny And I gave the nigga jokes And my jokes just happened to be some of the biggest ones ever It turned out to be like, okay, nigga You're a writer And here's a chip

So I was still doing open mics I'm still a nigga that don't have 10 minutes on stage yet But I'm writing on a motherfucker and hit TV show So he was cool to let me go every night too Because what happened was writers are there Even in this day, sitcoms in his day They didn't 16 hours a day will let me leave every

fucking night at 8 o'clock so I can still go hit stages and still work on my craft and be able to come back with some old shit like niggas I don't even want it but you can have this shit Exactly

Real talk So that was the beginning man And that opened up the doors And that's how You know the Wans brothers Found out about me That's how Martin found out about me That's how Jamie Fox found out about me

That's how Moisha and the park All the shows that I worked on All those years Y'all hear this? These are classics nigger But I'm still here Fuck on that old shit. I'm here with y'all niggas right now.

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I'm in a museum where I'm like, this shit is an interesting. Man, hey, he just gave us one, right? He just gave us a true Hollywood story. Yeah. So any more true Hollywood stories that you want to give on this show, Goddell, let us know. This shit is your motivation. Your might not even have enough time, nigga. I've been in this, we got all the time we're holding this bitch.

85 South's black on bitch. The 85 South is black on, bitch. Any five south of it black on. Hey, by that blood on, hey, get some hair high to go. Body blood on, hey, by that blood on, hey, give her hair a hot to do. Black on. Amy on 92 a.m. Rippway here.

God damn it. I just hope. I just hope that every time y'all niggas do what you just did, I hope they are taping this shit and, nigga, you're about to hit the studio. We tape everything. Oh, man, we do it. You know what?

You know what? This is R. Kelly Stadis up in this bitch. You know what? Without the Pee. Without the Pee. No Pee. No Pee. And there's no babies under 12 in this motherfucker.

None. None on the poor children at all. No children. No children. No children. And she is, she's grown. Nobody. Nobody.

Hey, D.C. He's going to pee on you like me. Nick, you said something funny. And, nigga, it's how some niggas introduced me sometimes, right? So it actually became a joke on stage for me. I did a show in Kansas City at the improv about a month ago, right? Must all the improv worldwide. All the impros were a while.

A little 19, 20-year-old comic brought me up. He's like, yeah, this next nigga coming to stage. I grew up watching this, nigga. I was three years old when Don't Be a Minus came out. I was seven when Players Club came out. Nigger, my mama loved him and Don't Be a Menace. Man. He brought me on stage.

and the first thing I said was, nigger, fuck you, right? For making me sound 83 at this bitch. He took you down the memory of age. This next nigga did two episodes of the Jeffersons. This next nigga was the original baby in Roots. This nigga just made me sound like I opened up for Martin Luther King in this bitch.

Cab Calloway's favorite comedian. He used the performance at the Cotton Club. He was on the road with Moms Mavely. You might. remember him from the chitlet circuit This nigga wrote Bill Cosby's first two minutes. He don't what I mean? He told Bill

stop putting the shit in the drink. Alex said, stop putting it in the drink. Alex slid this nigga the first Miley in 73. Frederick Douglass said this is the next comic. This nigger got Harriet Tudgeon

pregnant in 61. Everybody might have been out there like, how old. This man, keep Massa laughing. Kuntakinti was his cousin on his mama's side. He has performed on slave ships all across the 17th. Yo, you might not know this, but he did five minutes at the last supper and killed that shit. Now, that's funny.

That's funny. This was the one. Who you think kept Noah laughing on the art for 40 days? Alex, motherfucker, Thomas. That was funny. Hey, but you know at the end of the day At the end of the day, it's a blessing My name Alex Thomas, not Alex Haley

Right, right, right, right, right But you know what feels good at the end of the day I embrace all that shit Because, nigga, I'm still here Yeah, you've got to keep in mind It's all about like that old Nick, real talk Black history ain't that old

And for you to be a part We're running with slaves like 90 years You know what? We still make this black history Right Right now I'm gonna fuck both y'all niggas up Because whenever I see y'all, I always see you with the throat Right

jerseys So, nigga, I was like The OG nigga to wear throwbacks If you look at all my deaf comedy gems If you look at all the old BET comedy comedy I was the throwback nigga Like when Outcast first came out Remember Outcast was wearing it?

It used to be a spotty in Atlanta Called Diston Reefat Yeah, over there in Buckhead Yeah, yeah They were the first to do the old school shit So nigga I was like the first comedian nigga So when I see y'all rocking it And I see the kicks, nigga

It just brings back memories Because y'all bringing that bitch back Hell, bro. We don't want to make you feel all of this. That's my wife, but she ain't on camera right now. That's Brazy. Everybody say how to Brazy. She ain't the blood.

She ain't a blood. That was like, hey, brazy. Yeah, do we have to take all the seeds out of the podcast? I thought that was her game. We're doing a pride band. Bick and Bette. I want to go to Birch and Bipin. Pass me a Boca Bo.

That was like, Alex, really from L. Hey, Nick, anybody got a bigger rep, nigga. Your girl really from L.A., her name, brazen. Now here's, now here's what's what said she from? I'm like, no, niggins. When I explain, you're going to be like, oh, so her daddy's name is Brad. Okay. Her mom's name is Rosie.

Brad, B-R-A, first three letters of his name, Rosie, S-I-E. So it's Bracey. So it's Bracey, yes, so that's Bracey. That's my baby right there. Aw, they got her nickname for her name for Bracey. She's crazy, she's crazy, she ain't lady for her name E-O-Braily. Hey, she's got a brazy in the street, she got a gun on her. They got a daughter.

What a son, hold, hey, and you know she's your blood, too. So, whoo? Hey, Piru. Hey, hey, and feel free, you can talk with, she's with a comedian, nigga. And she talks shit too, so feel free, don't, don't hold back. No, no, no, no. We can talk all this shit real cool. Don't say that.

Collapse time. Yeah, no, no, she's a gangster, nigger. Okay, cool. She got a four-five in a purse. I did. Put it in the rap. Yeah, yeah. That person did look heavy.

I heard it crank when it came in. Anytime somebody got their purse and they hold their elbow. Something ain't right with that purse. Like, why you got to hold your elbow? First heaven. You just named, like, some classic-ass shows that you have. That I love. Listen, I don't think you understand.

Old shows are better than the new shows. I don't care about that. You know what I think. You know what I think, though. I think what I'm finding out is it sounds like they have people like you who was able to put that real aspect in that real. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it this way.

Put it this way. I was the only one on the first principal in all those years that was not from Philly. I was the only L.A. nigga. Like, at first they hated on me, but when they found out how I got in, Nick, I got in through the star, nigga. I didn't audition. I didn't walk in there trying to get a job. And he had all his Philly boys, which was cool because I got to be friends with all of them.

But we were like the same age, and I spoke that real shit. It was really a different culture. You know what I'm saying? They had a real nigga in the mix, man. It was just a different way of coming. No, exactly. And you got to think about it. I was born to raise in South Central,

but I was the only black kid in an all-white private school. So I know how to dictate the show. Exactly. Because that show beats off of Benny Medina, right? I saw Benny every single day. But a lot of people don't know this. So his first movie, after our last episode of Fresh Prince was 1997. So he got this script one day.

He goes, Alex, they want me to do this movie, nigga. And I need you to help me make it funny. And I'm like, okay, what is it? It's called Independence Day. Word. So Will gave me the Independence Day script. It was already written. And you can tell they had jokes in there, but it just wasn't.

So it's called punching up. So that's when I found out what punchup was. So I ended up being his punch-up writer for years. I did Men in Black. I did Independence Day. So a lot of people don't know that Men in Black. You remember Men in Black? It was supposed to be Tom Cruise.

Oh, wait. Wait, look. Hold on. Wait a minute, Kay. You're not going to come in here and smoke these. Wait a minute, Kay, don't throw this cigarette on me. No, here's the crazy part about it. It was supposed to be Tom Cruise and Martin Lawrence.

Right, okay. So what happened was Mark... That's a weird couple. It's weird, but it's two superstars, and they knew they weren't black and white. Right, right. Like, cop, you know, big guy, bad guy type situation. That made the best buddy cop movies when it's a black and a white movie. Exactly.

So what happened was Martin was on some shit that year, and it was probably one of the biggest mistakes he ever made. Right. Because Will took it and became the next big super... superstar. So what happened was the dude that wrote it, the dude that wrote it wrote it with Martin's humor in mind. So when I read men in black, I'm laughing going, this is

Martin, this is Martin, this is Martin. You tell by the way it was written. Will was like, nigga, make this funny for me. Because I knew his voice from working with him for four years. I know because Martin's super funny, but it was nigger funny versus universal shit that white people can find funny. So that's why

at the end of the day, well, Will became a superstar getting $20 million. A movie in Martin was still a superstar But it was more black Just black people Just to highlight what you said Don't some comedian shit That's a whole other business

Just punching up jokes punching up scripts I'm glad you bought that up Because that's another thing To all the young comics out there I'm always letting them know The stage is just one thing I couldn't tell you how many people Rowing around LA and Bentley's and Bugatti

And you would never fucking know who they are Because they made millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars As writers So a lot of people want to judge you A lot of black people, they go, I haven't seen you in anything in a while. A nigga, the Fresh Prince of Ballin, still comes on every fucking night. It's called, it's called Residious. It's called, I'm getting paid for shit I did 17 years ago.

See, they don't know about that. All they know about is residual. They don't understand. And I'm not mad at them. Y'all got a little residue. If you're residual. Talk to them. Hold on, hold on.

You got to switch it up. All y'all know it residue. You don't know about that reviluse. Revenue. But you said it early in D.C. One of them recaps. DC bought up something a minute ago. You also brought up when you said a lot of these shows,

the old shows are better than some of the new shows. And they're bringing all these shows back for a reason. And here's what Triss Miao, fellas. But Trish Miao is when I have kids that come up that were born in 98, 99, right? After the Fresh Prince was over, their favorite show to the date, the reruns of Fresh Prince. So that kind of lets me know, even though it's no longer run. It's almost like a good joke.

Like it's crazy is. I have requests, right? It's almost like a rapper. Let me take two superstar rappers or group. Let's take Outcast, let's take J-Z. Let's take motherfucking nods or whatever, right? They have greatest hits. Right.

They have songs that you grew up on. Nicky, if you paid $75 to go see this, nigga, nigga, you better do blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right? It's crazy as a comedian. Like, on stage last night at the comedy, the comedy theater, Atlanta Comedy Theater. I'm getting requests. Like, do the joke about, do the joke about.

And I'm like, nigga, I have to watch my own tapes. To remember my old jokes. Because we don't realize people were it. I didn't realize when the D. Wade came up to me and was like, nigga, do you still do the talk about? LeBron came up, nigga. I first saw straight clowning, nigga, you did a joke about. And I'm like, nigga, I'd have to listen.

Because I've always going to write type, I'm always trying to. They demand so much new material from a comedian. You forget that those are some people's favorite jokes. Yeah, so you got it. And I was talking to him about this earlier. Yeah, freestyle is a part of what we do. When I get on stage tonight, there's going to be some shit that's going to happen

that I'm going to talk about that shit tonight. But then there's also that part of I got to do the joke about blah, because that's part of my set. So you have your set, but then you have that freestyle shit and then you want to slide in that new shit. So, you know, I'm not trying to teach you. We were talking about the writing shit, early. I feel like that's the real test of your writing.

If you could write some funny shit for somebody else. Oh, absolutely. Like, I can't respect a lot of niggins. Like, I write, but you write for yourself, everything. That shit. And you can't just say, if you can't say, if you can't say, that shit and then they can go make it a production. Nick, it's a business at the

end of the day. That's why I appreciate your boy, who's my homie. I've known him from the day, motherfucking one, and I'm proud of him and what he did with you guys. Nick Cannon. We've known each other. Nick, if you're watching Wilden out, like I said earlier, I'm that nigga that I watch everything y'all do. Because

I realize that I could utilize this platform also. Even though I'm not that dude to feel like, oh, I did it. I'm done. I don't need to do that anymore. No, nigga. The motherfucking rope is jumping, nigga. I feel like hopping in, just like I'm here with y'all right now. This shit is fun. It's exposing me to a whole new generation of people.

They'd be like, I heard of him, my son, but I forgot how funny that nigga is. He's still funny as fuck. You know, niggas that started out with me are nowhere to be found. And then the type of audience we got, they're going to be like, that's my nigger. I've been fucking with that nigger. Exactly. Nigel, I'd had sold a nigger some weed in 06. When the nigger, my sister braided the nigger had.

At the underground law. You might read the comments section. They bring up some old books. Oh, they will. When we ran that train on the bitch, you live? Yeah, hold on. There's going to be some niggas in the comment like, tell that nigger, text me, and leave their number.

It's niggas who don't give that much. You don't even know that. I just don't need the bitch. I suck his dick at 112 back in 80. Oh, they watched the show. I'm clicking on them holes profile. Click. This bitch is nasty.

Yeah, I've been going to Motherfucking Magic City when it was two floors in that motherbook. Right. So give us the old. Real. Talk about the old Atlanta. Nigga, when I tell you at... I'm talking about this shit when I'm going to change it.

Because y'all shot players club here, right? Nika, no, no, we shot players club. We actually shot it in L.A. to look like it was Atlanta. So Q, Q, basically... You know Q's going to shoot it out there. Yeah, no, you know what he did? This before we had the tax break. We got a tax break now.

Hey, but did he ask some of the real bitches is extras. Right. But he just wanted that Atlanta look, but we shot it in L.A. But, yeah, at that time, nigga, when I tell you, it's two different worlds now, like, I almost feel bad for, like, a new nigga right now that goes into a strip club. If you're not rich or you really don't have money, nigga, you're just a regular civilian. By the bar, having a Heineken, nigga, you're going to get... But on some real shit, me and Clayton were...

You got it in the way. Me and Clayton been out in Atlanta when BMF was out. Oh, and that's another story I have. And then... And then, it's like, them niggas... Buying everybody. They buy you. If you in their city, they buy you, they buy you to get out the club.

Leave. Give me $200. Give me $2,000 to get the fuck out the club. I don't want to get our own security. I'm going to pay them to leave this bitch too. You just stepped on what happened to me one night at Meece's Berger party, nigga. Oh, shit. So.

Take us do that. I was. They don't even know about that, man. We got a buck. We got to introduce this type of shit. We're just a shit that needs an introduction. Hold on. This is working news.

Niggas didn't know I was the official comedian for BMF, and I'll tell you that story. Wait a minute. It's a whole shit. Oh, shit. No, no, true Hollywood stories. This true Hollywood story is for niggas who was in BMF. Let's do it.

The official comedian, Big Meets birthday party. Let's go. Talk to him. So, nigger, little did I know that I was their favorite comedian. I didn't know that at that time because, you know, I had heard about them, you know, living in L.A., and I was coming out of these clubs and said, Who are these niggas spending millions in clubs, right? So one night, one night, one night.

How would they laugh, though? When they laugh gangster? Or would they still be like... No, no, no, no, you know what it was? You know what it was? With T.M. As you know, there's big Meach. And then T. was his brother.

But he was more to West Coast with everything. So all I know is a nigger came up to me one night and was like, yeah, I'm T's assistant. And, uh, nigger, you B.M.F. And I was like, um, no, I'm from L.A. And, uh, nigga, I don't need to get shot tonight. You know what I mean? But he's like, no, nigga, they love you. he said uh they want you to uh do his wife's birthday party was t's wife's birthday party and i was like uh

and they doing it at the house and i was like oh i thank you and i appreciate that but bro i don't do house parties anymore you know what i mean i'm done i've got to a certain level i don't do house party but they're paying i'm like i get you but bro i don't do house parties he goes nigger what you won't and i said well first part and this was uh oh four maybe he's like well my i said my starting price, nigger, it's $5,000. He said, I'll be right back. Now, remember, this was just a conversation. He was in a club, and he's telling

me about a party for his wife that's coming up, like, in a month or something, right? The nigger came back to me and was like, here you go, lock that in your motherfucker schedule, nigga. He needs you on the second. I was like, how much is this? I counted the shit, it was 5,000. I was like,

can I go meet him? He right there. Nigger, I walked over that motherfucker, gave that, nigga, the biggest hug and said, son, when do I get my tattoo? Nigger, Meach and T fell the fuck out, right? So, digger, out of nowhere, he just gave me $5,000, right?

So he goes, hey, man, he goes, Alex, man, go tell the DJ to play six JZ songs in a row. I was like, what do you mean? I was, man, just tell the DJ to play six JZ songs in a row. It's like when Jay Z was on top of the world, right? Nick, they were just playing JZ songs, right? He goes, I said, man, you know, And the biz Marquis was the DJ.

And I said, I don't know if he's going to play it. He's like, nigger, tell that nigger to go play six songs in a month. The nigga gave me $2,500. Now, I've been in the club an hour, and I got $7,500. Let me finish. $7,500 in my pocket.

He said, go tell the DJ, right? Remember, he gave me $2,500 to go tell the DJ to play six JZ songs. I walked up to BIS market. I said, hey, nigga, I got $500. I said, hey, nigga, I got $500. For you to play six songs, Jay-Z, that nigger was like, chick-a-chick-ch-chigga.

Hey, what business, my name? By, nigger. So, nigger, I love B-M-F, nigger. You got what I need. You got that 500. But I'll play them goddamn songs. I'm going to play them got-them song. So, nigga, from then on, every year, I hosted all their parties.

Whenever they had clubs, they always had me. At that time, they loved the players club, and they love Jamie Foxo and he was like yo that's my favorite shit and he was like free big meats

free T nigga I ain't got nothing bad to say about BMF damn and I was a LA you know they was like

Nick you ain't from Detroit you ain't from the A niggas always thought I was from Atlanta because I always had A hats nigga I met his son they were like

yeah this big meat I was in the club and I was already tired for taking a pitch and they were like hey you feel like taking the pitch I was like man now and I'm ready

they were like oh it's big me son. I'm like, nigger, bring that nigga over here, but fuck you mean. Bring his ass right here. Fuck you mean. Right here.

He was right here on big beach. I said, nigga all right to know what's handy, but let's take these pensions. What's happening? Put a bill to that bitch. Fuck you mean. For real. Hey, it's just a good connection to have,

but you were talking about Detroit. But now, he's a good nigga though. I ain't ever heard a bad story about him. No, man. But Detroit niggins love you? He changed the economy. No, he changed the economy. Strippers.

Stippers had. homes in Atlanta. While BMF was doing what they was doing, bitches was pulling up in a little baby Benz's and Bittlies. They got money that they had never seen before. Everybody. You remember paid a full? Oh, everybody eats. Everybody was eating. It was residual. I was waiting tables and I was making money. Just being in the same. Just in Papadoles. Tell them no BMM story, Clayton. What? What's BAM? The Papadogos shit. Oh, no, I just know motherfuckers would come in there eat with the baddest bitch

and leave way more money they were supposed to every time I'd be like, you know the bill only, and they'd be like, yeah, I know and I get waved off and you get waved off. So, nigger gave you $1,100 for some gumbo. Right. I'm like, the bill's $200, motherfucking get you $8. It was crazy.

I mean, it's like they were printing money, it's like he had a printing. Detroit niggas always been rich, and when they love you, they just walk up to you and be like, nigga, you're from Detroit. Yeah, yeah. They'll adopt you, right. You know what it is, too,

and I know what it is too, and I know both of y'all seen this because I'm seeing y'all on Instagram. I see that you guys are all over the country doing this comedy, right? The beautiful thing about being a comedian, you guys, is whether you're a gangster, a killer, a motherfucker, a nigga that's a doctor, a teacher, or a goddamn PE teacher, niggas love us because everybody loves to laugh. I don't give it, that's the one thing that everybody has in common, no matter what country you're from, no matter if you black, white, crib, blood, uptown, downtown, south side, east side,

every nigger loves to laugh. People always just ask, like, they see me in Techwood and Decatur and motherfucking old national. They see me in motherfucking, with a zone six. If I'm like, why you ain't got no security? Why the head you ain't on Martin Luther King? And Martin Luther King. Okay. I just always that nigga.

I'm like, nope, not me. I never had security. Oh, you ain't going to come over there. I never had security. You know over there. Hey, the niggins that just shot somebody 10 minutes ago. Let me put this pistol down and give you a hug. Yeah.

Get in that picture, bro. I'm like, nigga, hurry up before those signs. Don't for y'all, nigga, for you get shot. You in D.C. Fuck you mean. I'm like, I'm sorry. Take that picture, y'all. Take that nigga picture.

Get any motherfuck. Get any motherfucker fucking, man. Take that nigga. You too, my nigga. And you too. And make you do it, nigga. And make you do it. Niggas get shot every day.

Don't post it because we don't want to get asked any questions. Right. That's what it is. Oh, man. That is crazy, though. The type of love that you get, man. We go to the. dangerous and places.

What niggas be like? Oh, hell. Nigger, what the fuck you're doing over here, boy? Absolutely. Nick, I can't believe you out here by yourself. But it's important to go talk to them people and let them see you and let them touch you and let them know it's who make you guys.

The people who make me, they feel like they know. This is when you got to get scared. They were like, man, what you're doing over here by yourself? You rid over here by yourself? I'm like, no, I ain't read about myself. Right. Nigger in the car. Ain't nobody in the car.

I'm like, my boy, in the car. That's why you hit him with this. Yeah. I'm like, hey, boy. I always keep somebody behind me. You start making it seem like somebody behind. Like, this is the shit that I do. Just trying to act like you got the thing with your shit.

You know it's on me. Hey, I always say that. It's on me. I wish a nigga woo shit in the car like a motherfuckerfucker. Hey, you know another thing? I don't know that. Send a nigga out of space with this rocket I get. Right, right, right.

Hey, I ain't going to lie. I'd be feeling like, but you ain't got on security. I'm like, buddy, my security. Nig. Right. Here's the funny part. I shoot a nigga granddad in the foot. Yeah.

First of all, we ain't making that much money Have y'all got this yet? Like, you'll be somewhere And niggas are really wondering Why the fuck are you here But they don't understand this Even though you get fame And you're on TV and your movies

And all the guys I still eat sleeping shit like everybody else I still, niggas think That you just don't do regular place Like earlier today I'm in motherfucking Chipotle By myself This nigga looked like

He just got out of prison 30 minutes ago This this thing has some new shit I'd never seen I don't know if it's an Atlanta thing LA gangster niggas you see like you've seen the tattoo tears right this nigga had tattoo bullets

coming down the other side I was like this nigga is going to rape and rob us all right he looked at me like oh shit that that nigga Alice Tom

he knew exactly who it was he was highest oh that dick oh that nigga oh that nigga you fun of the motherfucking nigga hey can I ask you a personal question

I say yeah he said nigga the fuck you doing up a Chipotle I'm like a nigga getting a chicken burrito

like everybody else in this guy like what the fuck he's like what are you doing here he's like with your security where your bitches he said you ain't got no bitches and I was like uh you gotta have a bitch to get a burrito in this yeah I kind of know that was part he just was really thinking just on the nigg why am I here I had a nigga I'm hungry nigga I'm somewhere motherfucker walked up in life man what the head you doing here I said first of all why are you in church yeah what were you in church brother I'm praying I'm here chilling get Closer we're gone.

Why I can't be in him? Close with God. Much of love to all the gangsters that's eating healthy this year. I know, but people who want you to be... Gluten free gangsters. They want you to be extravagant. They want you. They want to think that you're this mythical motherfucker.

And I'm not that dude. Like I say, like you know... Just go in and start slapping shit out people's hands. That's what they want. Bow down peasants. I have arrived. It is all the one and only. Right, right.

I molded most of your childhood. The shit is not... Run along. Who is this in my village? No, but you hit it on the nose. You hit it on the nose. See, I've always been a fly, nigga. I've just not been overboard.

So they expect you to have chains down here. The roll-like, no, nigga. I'd rather have my cars, my beautiful-ass home, and take my family around the world. I've just not been that, nigga. I've always been a sneaker head for 20 motherfucking five years. Speaking of that, fly shit. Let's talk Lewis Stewart.

But you know about that. Shit, look at the hat. Ag like you know, chico. You got to bring all that up. You were talking about flash shit. And then, you know, I was blessed you. I'm trying to be low-key. They know.

Toad in the bitch, keep up black, keep-o-blatt. You know what's doing in this bitch, he keep a fly, keep o'clock, keep o'clock. No, dude in these bitch, he keep a fly. Hey, he keep a fly. Hey, no lie. Ain't no lie. Let me tell them. Fresh-ass hats, my nigger.

Fresh-ass bags, too. You got to get you something to get some swag food. I got the swag flu. Leather everything. Yeah. Chilling with the leather robe and everything. My bitch be wearing a little. She got the backpack

That bitch is light blue Like blue Go to Real leather man We're gonna hollet louis stuart Buying everything Hey ain't gonna lie I didn't even know that shit

Call that money I'm glad I got it full free Because I'm like what's for See that time I'm like oh you can get that bad Ain't gonna lie I ain't got can like that But look

Look Get through before I rob ya Ain't gonna lie Get through before I rob yet Y ain't gonna lie getting robbed for that real shit Hey All right

Yeah, I'm getting robbed For that real shit What? Niggas getting robbed for that real shit Hey Niggas getting robbed For that day

Hey Where do you think I got The Gucci glasses from Hey Out of a nigga A car Because he was in the claw Hey

He should have left The motherfucking door Like Man wearing Gucci glasses I'm up in every space Hey If he ain't got it Stupid

I'm trying to get it Hey Still some shit All your bitch is All this shit too Straight up by the fucking purse She looked in that bitch I know that bitch feeling cursed

Yeah, I'm taking everything iPhone, wedding lanes It's no matter Taking kids I don't give a fuck What the fuck Everybody got a price On their fucking head

On the front of the motherfucking poke Leave a nigga day Hey I got money Not buying it myself No Trying to kid you slip it for you Louis belt No.

Y'all stupid as fucking Louis Bell. I ain't bullshit, now get you for you, Louis Bell. When it stole in the A-Ram lost it. I ain't gonna lie, I stole it and almost lost it. The nigger almost caught me. He was like, what do you all got in your bucket? I'm like, nigga, get off me. Hey!

What the fuck? Y'all stupid as hell. Hey, nigga, I'm telling you, didn't hit. Yeah, he was trying to steal out the Indian stuff. Yeah, I was trying to get up back. You can't stay in Alibaba. Hey, buddy, buddy, come here, my buddy, my friend. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You're there, you, you don't have I seen you. You, you, you, you, you, you fuck you mean, no, no. No, no. This is, you're still, bring your ass here, boy. Your shirt. Not getting a shirt, boy. You came in your shirt.

They don't never, they don't never say, fool in serious. They say, you still lock door. You be like, what? I'm like, what, nigga, what is you trying to say? Right now, do that when I'm telling him. He sounds like he's falling down the steps. He threw the shitty, dirty.

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Yeah, tell it. So long story, short, man, I'm no longer than a Jay-Z or a Diddy. And what I mean by that is, the world knew the. from hip-hop. They started out two of the biggest companies ever, which was bad boy Rockefeller. They ended up having two of the most lucrative clothing lines ever, which was Rockaware,

Sean John. I just happened to be the first comedian with a multi-million dollar accessory line. And I keep my face behind it. I was not like trying to be all up in the video. I basically stayed out of it. So long story short, if you're wondering

what we're talking about, if you're following us, go to your Instagram right now, Mr. Lewis Stewart, M-R-L-U-I-S-T-E-W-A-R-T. We're the only black-owned high-end custom accessory line in the world. Lewis Stewart was the only African-American designer at Louis Vuitton. You know what? I'm going to put you on the spot like that, but I got to show him this bag. Hold on.

Hold on. This thing, I got my duffel. Keep the story going. Keep the story going. All right, so long story, so long story short, Lewis Stewart was the only African-American designer at Louis Vuitton for five years. Okay. And what happened was he left in 2009 and started his swing.

That bad thing. That's a $5,000 dollar ducker right there. So long story sort, I was the first celebrity to buy from him three months after he left Louis Vuitton. It was an assault, small boutique in Beverly Hills. I saw the bag. I was blown the fuck away. I bought the bag just so you know how legit this shit was.

It was owned by Katie Holmes. That's Tom Cruise's ex-wife. A small bag store in Beverly Hills. It had everything in there. Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Farragone. Farragamo, MCM, Go Yard. It had all that shit. But I'm no different than any other comedian on the planet.

I always love backpacks. I love to go around. But I was like every other nigga in America. I had every Gucci and Louis Vuitton backpack there was, right? I'm no different than the other name. I saw something new. I said, what is that bag right there? She goes, well, that's Lewis Stewart.

I was like, who is Lewis Stewart? She said, well, he's only African-American design in Louis Vuitton. He left. That's his first bag in our store on consignment. I bought it. I didn't buy it because he's black. It was just the colds bag in there. It was a black bag.

Yeah, it was a black gator backpack. So I bought the bag, and it was the cheapest bag in the store. It was $1,300. Just so you get an idea of how high in these bags were. I'm walking out the store, bro. I kid you not. Louis Stewart is walking in with his second bag. She goes, oh, there he is right there.

I was like, this is Lewis Stewart. Never met him before in my life. Wouldn't know him from a can of me. I said, you're Lewis Stewart? He goes, yes. I said, brother, not to sound crazy. I said, well, what are you doing with this? He goes, well, I'm just a designer.

I don't know anybody. I said, it would excuse my language. nigger I know everybody right so this was this was Grammy week this is grandma get this whole story out it was Grammy week 2009 remember I said Grammy week because it's going to be very important so let me finish

it was Grammy week 2009 okay it was a Sunday 48 hours later we did 65 grand in business between the LA Lakers baby baby bought his Drake Lil Wayne's Nicki Minaj and

And before we go, so we made $65,000 in four days, right? So what I did was two months later, I put my own money up. I put $150,000 of my own money. And here we are, eight years later, we did $9 million in eight years. Wow. We have over $300. Oh, thank you. No, no, no, no.

Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me just get the last part out. Let me get the last part out. We have over 300 athletes right now and all of pro football, baseball, basketball. every superstar you hear of we just did President Obama's custom briefcase we just did Oprah's purse for her birthday

what we're trying to let the world know the same way we thought we never have a black president and it fucking happened we're trying to let not just the black world but everybody know there is a high end accessory line that is black on other than Gucci Louis Vuitton MCM

and GoYard we're just letting people know brothers didn't know I tell everybody you got to understand if you look at our page if you look at the Lewis Stewart website If you look at Mr. Lewis Stewart on Instagram, you see every superstar on the planet. They would not be fucking with us if the quality wasn't there. Quality first. They got millions of dollars.

Because I'm on that bitch. They got millions of dollars. They got every bag there is. They would be like, Alex, I love you. You're a funny guy. But these bags suck. But everybody loves it. So I'm just proud about it.

I'm proud to cats like yourself support us. DC. All the pre-brothers, because it takes soldiers and cats like you guys and all the celebrities out there that love and support us. to believe in it. So guess what? I want to put $10,000 into the business. Kanye has our bags, Justin Bias, Rihanna, and everybody. Kanye do all these rants talking about

that ain't black people in the fashion industry. Thank you. And we got somebody right here who making somebody. I want to put $10,000 in the business. Did you hear him now? I want shares. I heard the success story. No, but you heard that amount.

Oh, yes. I want to put $10,000 and I won't share it. Okay, so I'm saying you heard the amount that he put in. Yes. It was the best amount. I'm promotional. And now it's $9 million. So what you think the 10 going to get you?

That's what I'm saying. You're going to get you a bag. You'll get you too bag. I'm the promotion of use. Oh, yeah. I'm the brand of use. Here you go. I'm going to be real with you.

I'm going to be real with you. One thing about our company, like I said, it's new people that are just finding out like yourselves, right? We have every, like I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not even trying to be funny right now. Every superstar has our bags, right? But the thing is, since we're still small and we're black-owned, we haven't done, you know, the billboard on sunset yet.

haven't done we don't have a madonna or somebody that's asked for paying to be our model no it's every superstar that supports us and talks about us and it just started let me just give you a little little piece of trivia louis baton and Gucci over 125 years old that shows they had they had a brand that was able to last that fucking they was on a titanic we've only been in business eight years and it's been a slow grind but now the people that know no it's eventually some of the greatest things ever it took time it's a slow burn we didn't just go out there and we're no longer to be found. No, you know somebody.

That's just like this podcast. Just like 85. You know what that make you? Employee of the mind. I hate to get off the subject, but can everybody wave to my daughter? Hey, hello. She's like, she's on it.

I looked at her and I saw my daughter. I said, oh, shh. D.C., baby, D.C. has a brand new little daughter also. That's done. Yeah. Yeah, so he knows. She's 18 months.

She's two years old. Yeah. Almost. Pretty much. You know, I'm going, she's 137 months. Okay. How old is your baby? 16,000 months, 82 hours and 72 seconds.

And that's Grandma, everybody. Say hi to Grandma. Hey, Grandma, how you doing? That's my wife's mom. That's my wife's mama right there. That's my wife's mama right there. But, man, this is so damn fun, man. Y'all just, I appreciate y'all having me, man.

Let me ask y'all this on some daddy shit, right when the D.C. got a new dog. Because you're a daddy, too. I'm a daddy, hey, I'm a daddy, hey, I'm a daddy, hey, I'm happy until she started crying. Hey, I'm a daddy, I'm a daddy, I'm a daddy, until she starts crying. He's going to give back to her mama, hey. What was you about to say, Lose? You're stupid.

I got a son, so y'all, he got a new daughter, your daughter's 18 months, man. Was it like raising a little girl? You want to start D.C. or you want me to start? What was it like? He said, what's it like raising the daughter? Because I got to raise a little girl. See, you got a little bud. I'm saying in this climate.

See, because you got a little butt. So it's kind of like you would teach him all the tricks you did. I got to teach my little girl all the tricks I did. There are a boy going to try on her. Absolutely. So it's like, look. You hit it up a nose. He tried to do it with you.

Don't do that. No, you hit it on the nose. I always said, you know what? God, we've all heard these stories about God bless us pimps and brothers that was out there with daughters. because it's like that's his way of being like, okay, now you better teach your daughter. So I'm just going to make sure my daughter knows everything I know. So anything some dude can say,

she already heard it because her daddy already told her and that little bullshit ain't going to work. And to all the brothers out there to the watching right now, I hate to sound cliche, and I know Lose already knows, and I know D.C. already knows because they're responsible brothers. Be in your kid's life, man.

Because if you're not going to be the example, that nigga on the street is going to be her example, and she's going to be on the pole right out of high school. You know, some niggas go from high school to the pros, she's going to go from high school to the polls. You can't, you can't, sometimes, see, one thing about the pole, you can't really, that, you can't stop that. You try your best. You can't stop that.

You can't try your best, but you can't stop that. If she liked to dance, and all it takes one friend to be like, girl, look how much I made. Before you know, you're going to walk in there, you're like, oh! Hold up, wait a minute. Shake it! I'm going to all that back home. So you said, under all the issues, the root of it, striples just really like. They like the dance.

They like the dance. At the end of the day, what you're saying, strikers took dance classes also. They liked the day. They like modern jazz and jazz. They got pole classes. DC not going to let his daughter dance to nothing. They showed us the chicken dance. I don't give them.

Ain't no dance. Ain't no hokey pokey. Listen. My girl was breastfeeding but my daughter one sucking on milk. I said, hey, at your mouth. What you, you're chilling. We're stopping this now. You use this for purpose.

You use this for purpose. This is milk only, not the chill. No chilling. Ain't no chilling on this titty. Exactly, exactly. You're stupid. That's messed up, man. You're stupid. It's going to be a challenge, though, man.

Hey, hey, no liege you on the titty. No. Hey. That's a business titty. Hey. You said, no, business titty. That is a business titty. That is funny.

No, we just got to be in their lives, man. But that goes for the dudes out there right now. Be in your son's life, too, because we all know that road that that dude can go down. Like, I just talked about it recently on stage. I said there's 17 million brothers in America right now in prison, right? You know what, almost every prisoner and every stripper have in common? Daddy wasn't there. You'll hear the toughest dude say, yeah, my pops wasn't there.

I had to be a grown man by 14. I had to slang this dope. I had to be in these streets. Okay, but if your daddy was there, you wouldn't have had to move that quick. If your daddy was there, the little young girl wouldn't have been out there. Because if your dad was there, you could have just sold weed like everybody is. Or you could have sold out the store. You're selling a grown man drugs.

You put the pressure on yourself. Now you got to produce had a grown man left. That's why your head line going back. That's why your face look bad. You look old at you're supposed to. You're selling keys and you're six with a full beer. You're 15 with an ounce of crack. You don't have the clientele to sell that much crap.

You got school working. How are you going to have a door of the Explorer blackpack, a motherfuckering skateboard with a full beard and you're selling a map? How are you going to have a brick and you work and you play for the wreck. Come on, man. Like, that's different. At the boys and girls club. Yeah, like, you can't do that.

But I feel like every child, you should discipline them, but also have that one-on-one connection. Oh, absolutely. You feel what I'm saying? Where they, like, have you ever witnessed somebody, and they're almost, like, best friends with their parents, and you're like, dang. Like, I love my mom to death, but we ain't best friends.

Right, right, right. That's what it is. You got to get up. You got to get the age. White people. No, no, no, they don't. They be scared of their children. No, no.

They be best friends with them. Come on, I'll roll it for you, Jonathan. Fine, I don't care. You can have your barn at the dinner table where eating rice oroni, just come and eat with the family. Exactly. Sit down, Jonathan, please. Exactly.

You got to get the ass-werecky. You want a zan? You want a zan? 85 south. Man, this is too fun. Look, the interventions, they were like, how did he get it? The whole family just look at the mom. You want to get it?

You can get a mom purdy pills shaking. I don't know where he got. My face is hurt laughing with y'all, dog. White people be addicted to shit you didn't even know was a drug. Like inhalers. The keyboard cleaner shit. Yes, I never inhalers.

Like, I saw a girl, she was like, I love just the cleaner. Just, I was like, oh, she's going to die. I saw a white dude take his cat medicine before. Wow. No, I saw this white dude. He took the cat medicine.

The cat was looking at him sick as fuck. Listen. White guys say, anybody want to eat Ajax? Look, I saw this white dude take venomous snakes and and but he's he just don't take one venomous snake he take the other venomous snake and what is a venomous

that's the snake it's like say for a cobra like a king cobra oh venom in a snake a venomous oh venomous snake okay nigger you might be sour but I'm like venomous I'm like venomous you put a dash in there it's a venomous yeah

it's a venomous It's that dirty south end you know Venomus A venomous A venomous So take the King Cobra and you take like... That's a new car. A real snake.

A Mazzarati of venomous. I swear. You got to take like, no. He, he, he takes like a king cobra and like a python. Well, not Python ain't venomous, but just... But I hear you got that. This is D.C. Youngfly's animal world. No.

I'm watching... I'm saying, I'm saying... And the venom and both of these venom like, even though this venom will kill you, but this venom, it kind of like... Oh, yeah, yeah. Together it won't kill you. But he just high as hell. He did that?

He'd been doing this shit for like 10, 15 years. And just get bit by snakes. And he, he, he's, it's his snakes. Oh, so he knows the snakes. Yeah. So he can talk to them first. And they go to kill them. They go to gather.

I say, this would be the perfect time. He's on drugs. To shout out all the people who used to do drugs, but he just grew out of that shit, your priority shit. You didn't grow out of it. Yeah. You still took them. Who the podcast?

Even if you stopped taking them, you still took them. This podcast. Rebel Radio. This podcast is right here. is for all the people who deep fried a turkey on Thanksgiving. That's exactly who we're doing it for

right here on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. This podcast is for everybody who took the Chitlands and you hung them up outside like Christmas lights. Because I hate fucking Chetlands. Nasty his head.

This is a podcast for everybody who soaked the whole hog in the bathtub. Listen to where you took that some bitch and buried in the back with some hot coals. Listen to her. Ricky, this podcast right here is for everybody who smokes cigarettes, but they don't buy a pack.

They just borrow. Lucy's. Hey, Alex, I don't know if you understand what we got going on over here, buddy. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. When he leave, his skin color's going to be beige. I'll tell you that. Hold on. Hold on.

Ricky, Goddeme. Listen here. God damn it. Wait a minute. What's my name? Randy. Randy. Randy.

Randy. Randy. Randy. Randy. How many people are in there right now. Listen, God, my name's, I've been drinking beer. I'm Stevie. Slit small liquor,

I'm Stevie. Okay. This is my little brother Randy over here. That's Randy. Yeah. This is my cousin Ricky over here. I like Dear Me. He does.

He loves. You like Dear Me? I love Dear Me. Now listen here, Alex, when you... With Hives 57. Wait a damn minute. I'm done. Listen here.

I'm done. Alex, when you come on 85 South, you got to be on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. It's a sister station. Yeah. It's a sister station. We don't be on FM.

We don't lock back. We don't. We don't like, listen, we don't want everybody listening to what we got going on over here. We tried to get the Migos. They wouldn't wake up. They didn't let me tell them. Are you guys Republicans? Listen, don't work.

Did you guys vote for Trump? Don't live. I'm a Dominican Republican. Listen, that's my big brother. That's funny. That's my little brother over here, and that's my second cousin. Okay. Listen.

By our first cousin. That's our second. His mother, Deborah, was dating our father, okay? Yeah. He's our brother and our cousin. He's our brother. He's a buzzing. He's our buzzing.

He's a buzzing. Buzz and buzzing. Listen. Where's your Confederate flag? Listen, we just got over here. Okay, okay. When you come on 85, you got to be on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. We don't care nothing about all those black fellas you were talking about.

We don't. We don't care nothing about. We like that. Lewis. Lewis. Lewis. We don't care nothing. Louis.

We don't want to hear nothing about Noel Smith and Martin Lawrence. Those guys are cool. We respect. Did like bad boys. Listen. Bad boys, too. I like bad boys until they was getting shot and they was missing every bullet. I said, that makes us hate that face.

They even had the moors in the bad boys. Remember the boys was in bad boys? We don't agree on a lot, but we agree that Bad Boys is a kick-ass mood. And it's got the goddamn claim. Okay, it's got the clan in there. My cousin, my other cousin. He didn't have to shoot him in my ass. I didn't like that.

Do you have black friends? Do you have black friends? Most definitely don't. Most definitely don't. Well, you know, you know, we've got people. in the family that have intermingled with black people and have mangled and I didn't never say we didn't have black people

let me tell you I said we weren't related to no black people oh okay they're in the family but we damn sure ain't related they don't look like me and my brother they just work for me to a guy they ain't us they gotta use baby powder before they get in my house put that baby powder on and you better not sweat I see one of them try to get ashy and pass for wife that's what I said I said that part

If you can't use a comb, don't bring them home Or something like that Something like that, I don't know There's something just like that, I heard It was like that Steve, I remember So if you guys have ever heard to say Good Black Don't Crack? I never heard that.

You made that up. That's not nothing that's popular. Good Black don't Crack. He's making my ears bleed, Randy. I know, well listen, he ain't going to be Good Blacks do crack. The only thing I wanted to ask him was, hell. How pretty is Katie Holmes

in real life? Now, you're not going to come on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. You're not going to disrespect Taylor Swift, the queen of hip-hop and R&B. Tell us about that Katie Perry and them tits. Tell us about the tits on Katie Perry. Have you ever seen Katie Perry? Now, we know you know lots of folks. Are you a Justin Bieber fan?

Hillary Clinton for ambassador. Are you Justin Bieber fan? Justin Bieber is not my type of woman. I would fuck that little girl. I would, but that's... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't like where this is going. I'm going to take a cigarette break

You know That little lady would get it Listen Listen, I got a question Very important question To ask you Listen, Ricky Yeah

If you were in a Okay You say you're drunk at a bar Okay Justin Bieber's on one side Ellen DeGeneres on the other side How the hell am I supposed to know Who's who?

That's exactly what I was just That's the question Shit me, I'm gonna try to fuck them both 992 a.m. Rebel Radio That's what we were doing. Winchester shot guns. If you shot it with a Winchester, then you shot it good. Oh, my God.

Also, sponsored and part-back. You can get you a bathboat. God damn it, Randy, listen. You can get a bass boat. We got the bass pro shop. We didn't sign the contract yet. Are you guys going to be the face of bass pro shop? Listen, he is.

I love the fish that you can walk on. I love the bass. He catches them with his bare hand. So you guys fish and hunt? You guys fish and hunt? I don't listen here at all. Bass Pro Shops. Our HUD of Benckles.

I think the nigger is getting smart. Most definitely. Anybody picking up the antennas? I don't like when they get uppity. I think he's up and we need to sit it down with it. Now everybody's always welcome on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio, but when you start getting uppity and disrespecting people, that's when we got a pumper goddamn bricks.

I didn't even get to tell them that we're sponsored in part by Red Boy. They sent us a red one and a blue one because those are the colors of the Confederacy. And when you see them stars and bars You better get your ass up, I know that You stand the fuck up You stand the fuck up You can either stand the fuck up Or get knocked the fuck damn

I tell you one thing Colin Kaepernick ain't no Dak Prescott I tell you that much You know why Dak's so successful Because he gets his ass up When they play that damn national anthem Let me tell you something You know why Colin Kaepernick sit down?

Why? He's not sitting down because he's butt Why? He's sitting down because he's not getting in the game any damn way. Hell, I thought he was sitting down because he's lazy some bitch. He's not getting in the game? I thought that some bitch was just too lazy. They was like, Colin, get up.

He's like, for what? Hell, I ain't hurt nothing. I ain't hurt nothing about him. I heard he don't have any kneecaps. That's why he's not in the game. Okay, Alex, anything else you want to say? Y'all are some funny. I won't by Lewis Stewart if he was wide.

If he wasn't. We need to make you guys some lessons of Lewis Stewart gun problems. Gun pouches. Now, I do need one for my 30-heart six. For your 38-6? I need a 30-a-6. Oh, okay, okay. My hunting rifle.

Got a goddamn bushwacker with a tripod. I got a scope on it, and I got her name engraved on the side. I call it Honey Girl. You do any hunting? I don't do any hunting, you from L.A. I'm from L.A., yeah. Ain't no woods in L.A. There ain't no woods.

Needs falling down hills all damn day. It's all their damn do it. You don't see a squirrel or a raccoon on cron. Yeah, yeah. You won't see a squirrel or raccoon on cron. y'all, there ain't no squirrels or that ain't nothing. Ain't nothing wrong with a little squirreling.

You feel it's wrong with a little squirrel. Are you feeling squirrel? You can always find a nut. He's always a good type of squirrel. All right, I'm going to take a cigarette, but you guys getting on my damn nurse. All right, buddy. I'll see you in a second, man.

But listen here, Alex Thomas, listen, you were, you, listen, before we get back into this damn Leonard Skinner, we're going to play some Leonard. We do it every damn. You got to play some Leonard. He's God. He's bigger than the illness.

Let me ask you one more question, Burb. Yeah. I know you like the hippie hops and stuff like that. The hippie hop. I want to ask you who's the better rapper? Eminem or Action Bronx. That's the only two choices. Only two that you play every day.

You don't like Vanilla Ice? I don't listen to neither one. Who? God damn kid rock Kid rock You like bug Ball with the ball The bang to bang

Okay since you want to take it old school What about some limp biscuit C cement biscuit No limp biscuit Oh Limp biscuit Fred Nurse buddy Ain't nothing limp about my biscuit buddy

So you can just get that shit The fuck on out of here Listen here Ain't nobody here to discuss your biscuit either Hey well don't bring it up unless you're ready to talk about Man you guys need to get in white face All we don't listen Be in white face

Being white ain't about to color your skin, pal. It damn sure ain't. It's about it. It's about your flesh. I'm back. I heard that bullshit answers from outside. I'm back. Being white ain't got nothing to do with your skin.

It's all about your financial status. If you don't go to the bank and they say, good morning, Mr. Such and Such, then you're just a poor motherfucker. Can you afford a four-wheeler? This is the New American. Do you have a gun rack on your truck? It's the New America. Are you a F-1-50?

I don't ride shit with the Ford. Nothing. I'm a goddamn Chevrolet, man. Do you know what the Ford stands for? Like a rock. What's Ford stand for? Fix or repair daily. I'm like one of them goddamn crackheads when it comes to the truck.

You know what I was using a Ford truck for? To drive to a Chevrolet dealership. That's what I said. The only good thing about Ford is there, get you to a Chevy dealership. F-150. That's a hardbeat of America. I have never heard of it. That's today.

Fix for repair daily. That is hysterical. Or either found on roadside daily. Either one of them. I want us not cocaine. I want to snout cocaine. I want to take some milk. I want to inject myself.

I want to get high on beer. Can you get high on beer? Because I'll be high already. I love my brother's deer. That's my little brother. His name, Randy. He likes to do nose candy. He'll take all your drugs.

Because he don't give a fuck He smokes meth He smoke rocks Give him anything you got When he's high He's another guy Give him some He'll give it a track

Because that's my brother He likes new drugs He likes to do drugs He hangs with blacks No I don't No I don't No I don't Am rubber radio

Why you like you Like new drugs Because that's when we say so Why you lie yeah Somebody lined the coke up Somebody gave me around Hey I'm about to get fucking

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by the trailer parks over there by the Pizza Hut down the street right off the exit 280. Stop it. Headed towards

Tuscaloosa, Alabama. My face hurts. Brought the Ebaugh Red Bull. Listen, Red Bull bought the shit and we jumped in a Chevrolet truck

and went up there and pick them up. Stop. They was on the side of the ghost. Yeah, that's what we do. You never know. All I got to say is this shit's amazing.

When Ricky, Stevie, and Randy show up, it's a whole other show, man. That's in the spirit of comedy. This shit's inspiring, man. This is the next generation, brother. Do you understand why we all in here together? This man win a last comic stand in. Congratulations, too, Sam. You're funny as hell, man.

It's smart and clever and clever. It's got a number one comedy movie in America. You're a little bit. DC Young Fly! And then it's your boy. You understand me, the type of nika who's just going to show up with a buffet of jokes. I've got sweet potatoes and mashed with tailors and love being, yeah. Absolutely.

Then I just, you know, and then it's like these are my real partners outside of all of this shit. And then once we get together and we do a joke soup kitchen. And that's what we just is. You know what I'm saying? And y'all having fun, man. That's the most important thing about this, you guys are having fun. And you never know who's watching, man. You never know who watching.

There's people out here watching. You never know who's listening. Oh, that's right. Listen. But tell, oh, look. Ain't they seen us? They can watch it. They can watch it.

Tell them who fucking with the show, man. Oh, man, everybody fucking with the show, man. You ever heard of Deepak Chopra? He fucking with the show. Absolutely. So, everybody. Yeah, definitely. Everybody that used to be in May's old group, Harlem World.

They fucking with him. Celina Gomez. Stacey, Stacy, Stacey. Yes. Ariana Grundy was listening to this shit while she was shooting her T-Mobile commercial. Real talk. Y'all remember Sammy sauce? Yeah, yeah.

He listened to this shit. He don't know what we're saying. He actually, he listened to. The white or the black Sammy-sill. The white one. The white one liked it. He don't want these other people know, though. Y'all said, yeah, you don't tell nobody.

But I beat, hey, hey. Your number signed me, so I take it at me. No, no, there's no reality. Because I know. When you brought up Justin Bieber, why I took the joke so far? Yeah. Because Justin Bieber, limo driver, first cousin. You got a baby by this girl.

She fucked with the shaman. Wow. That's what I'm talking about, man. And how long has it been now for y'all? Man, we, hey, this Christmas. You know what on the year? No, no, no. You know what?

You know what? This is how much work we put in. Because look, you got to break it down once you do it mathematically. Talk to him. Bill Cosby, Bill for this show. I'm saying, you got a whole year. That's 365 days, right? You got 52 weeks in a year.

Talk to them. Right now, we probably are like episode 53 or 54. Plus something that y'all didn't even put out. So we didn't do it over our quota because we only supposed to have one a week for Friday. So we didn't really gain the people more than they were even supposed to get. Yeah. Uh-huh. We did it weren't anybody.

We done this work And if we can be working We're on two we come at the work And it been my name and Chad Yeah His name should be brin' Because he's light skin And I don't think he got a dad

Yeah, call a nigga up and be like Hey, you want to do a show And I already know you been no Tony, been no goat Hey, hey, we got Joe and Cat Where the Blunts is at Row them bitches up Please make sure they're fat

Damn I got a Louis Stewart bag A whole pound of cushions stuffed up in there, man Got a family to feed, got a family to feed They're defending on me Hold up, my name Loss, I got the jokes, I got the holes I'm the type of dude that's posted up You see me on the road

Alice Thomas came through the air Fat and toss a real game We ain't got no money I appreciate you, man Got that Alex Thomas said hell on the ball Everybody know I swear, man He got a car And no place

He told everything For finish the start He told us What he had gone on But he didn't give us no job Hey Hey, hold up Alex, you know

I was about to jump in Nick Let me get But my nigga Bring it back Uh Alex Thomas On that nigga

With the jokes Don't believe me You can ask my fucking Foges Nigger I've been funny nigga your whole life That's right

nigga You're funny your whole life Make your money Throw it in the bag Didn't make it money Nigger Throw it in the bag Digger

Make it money Nigger throw it in the bag Nigger What kind of bag? Luce through it back Hey Hey Thank y'all for having

me Man No No Hold on a while you go Before you go Before you go Before you go

Before you go Before you go Before you go Before you go What is? What happened? If you want to ask you this Who happened?

Who this podcast was? Hold on. No, no. Why you didn't help Ebony at Junior's bachelor's party? Man. Man. Man.

Why you let her get hit like that? You knew how your homeboy was. Why didn't you know how to get hit like that? You knew that nigger was the rape of me. He'd been the raping man. You knew she was scared. In all the movies. Hey, nigga, it was a movie.

We might run a train on this head in the movie. Why don't have people coming up to me in the elevator? Y'all didn't have to do that shit to end in the movie. I'm like, nigger. If you know this. I was outside smoking weed. I was smoking on that bankhead bud. I didn't do it.

I didn't do it. Junior did it, nigga. I was in the car. Remember, I told Kew come on down, nigga, let's roll. Yeah. See what, that both fucking walking dead. We do this shit for the culture, man.

Hey, man, that's what it's for me. Like one more time, appreciate y'all having me. I had a mother-sucking ball. Drop your social media. The social media right now, hit me on Funny Man, Alex Thomas. That's my Instagram. Facebook, Funny Man, Alex Thomas. And the hashtag is The Funny Don't Stop.

And the new comedy hour will be coming out in January. It's called The Funny Don't Stop. What you got playing for the future? What are you going with the brand? Man, a lot of big things coming up. I got a new reality show that's about to come out about the Lewis Stewart collection. It's called Bags to Riches. Oh.

We like that. Bags to Riches of my story of being a stand-up comic, actor, a movie star, and to a multimillion-dollar accessory line owner. I got that. I got the brand new cartoon series coming on Netflix. this summer, yes. It's called Motown. It's called Motown. It's executive produced by Smokey Robinson,

the legend. Oh, man. So, you know, just saying, hey, man, I'm just practicing being a daddy every day, too. Hey, we be on here bullshit and a lot, but we got some, a lot of business people that follow us. What if they want to hit you on some business? Oh, yeah, they can hit me on business. Hit the management, B at justbmanagement.com.

Be as in boy at just be management spelled out.com. Hey, if BMF rules only, too, you got to have five grand up front. Up front. They even talk to them. Oh, yeah. Oh, go to the website, too. If you want to buy something

from the Lewis Stewart Collection, go to www. The Lewis Stewart Collection.com. The Lewis Stewart Collection. Or hit us on Instagram at Mr. Lewis Stewart, L-O-U-I-S-T-E-W-A-R-T. Fly, what you got coming up. Hey, man.

More movies, man, more stand-up, man. I'm saying. Congratulations, too. I'm talking about short-turn. What they could catch you at before the year out. Oh, shit. Yeah, well, all the flies I post on Instagram, Facebook. You know what I'm saying?

Fuck you mean. You feel what I'm saying? I love that shit, man. I appreciate it. Fuck you mean. You know what I'm moving. Bring your ass here again, boy. Right here.

You see what I'm saying? Bring that ass here. Please tell me you sell t-shirts. Come on, man. They must be going platinum there. They're going crazy. Hey, you got my little three-year-old cousin telling everybody. Bring that ads here, boy.

Good. Clayton, where you at? What you got? Man, you know what I got coming, man. Just this new year, man. We got pilots in the work. Pilot season, that's what's on the horizon. Really, I'm just glad to have a few days off.

Augusta. I'm coming down. Augusta, Georgia. Yeah, that's the next time I think I'm going to be out on the road. And then Atlanta. Oh, wait, wait. When is this coming out? That's what I'm going to ask because I'm here tonight, but I can't talk about it.

So December 13th, we got the live show. At Smith's O'Barr, we're doing 85 South Show live at Smith's O Bar. Yeah. But we're going to be, huh? December 13th. December 13th, man, go get tickets now. We got tickets now. Yeah, we got Black Friday special on tickets.

We're black and it's Friday So go get them All day We actually gonna be black Every Friday We'll be black Most Fridays

What if they I heard that In the future You can sell A little bit of melan Like I probably Ain't got enough to sell But

If he was like Pressed off Would you be a little Less black Before you go Alex I got one more question Yeah

That's a real question This show is Comed This show is comedian driven You know You the only Nick You the only nigga

Been on this show Who got the link To Eddie Murphy Ask my boy What that nigga Like I'll tell you real truth. It's funny you brought something up.

You really did your homework when you said one thing about. I think Eddie Murphy, like, is hands down the king of comedy. I ain't going to lie. I ain't going to lie. Alice Tell me, it's a funny motherfucker. I'm going to be real with you. And I'll try to make it as quick as real quick. Richard Pryor was the greatest of all time.

All the time. That's who I looked up to. Now, it's like a basketball player when he started to play. He'd be like, oh, my God, I got to play against, you know, Michael Jordan. This is the guy you wore his shoes. Right, right. The poster was up at your house.

the whole life, right? So you brought something up that just really showed me you did your homework on me. Because my first 10 years of stand-up, I wore the gloves. And I got that from Eddie Murphy Raw. I knew at a young stage

and doing comedy, if they didn't know my name and I don't know the niggas name, but he's a little funny nigga that wears the gloves. You look at, oh, if you YouTube me right now, old BET's, old comic views, Jeff Comedy Jams, I had the gloves, right? So when Eddie Murphy came up to me one night at the comedy store in Hollywood,

After I got off stage and was like, nigger, you are funny. He goes, do you like boxing? And I'm like, nigger, what the fuck made you ask me about boxing? He goes, nigger, I'm having a boxing party at my house. Saturday was a big Mike Tyson fight, right? That shows you how long ago it was. He said, nigger, you should come through. That had to be at least 15 years ago.

Do you know that we became friends at it? So every fucking fight for the last 15 years. You named a fight, whether it was a Floyd Mayweather, a Mike Tyson fight. he always had the craziest house parties for fights. But for that man to come up to me and tell me, I'm funny, I'm not going to lie. A small tear came on my eyes. Because, nigga, he's the guy I looked up to him.

And he was just like, yo, you're real funny. So after Ben, we just became friends. So now I've got to get to the serious part. All the people go, yeah, man, come on now, Alex. I know you know that. That nigga ain't gay. Nicky, he ain't fucking around with Johnny. I'm looking like this.

I've been to, I'm not exaggerating when I say this. I've been to 13,000 parties at this niggas house. And every time I've been to that name, niggas house. There's nothing but bitches. Parties. The food is amazing, and we have a good ass time.

I've never seen no gay shit. I've heard shit just like everybody else. I can't speak on something that I hadn't seen out my own eyes. You know what I mean? So my whole thing is, he's still, he's still my idol. Eddie Murphy,

and he's funny as fuck, and he always looked out for me. His wife is crazy. Stay with a bad one. We don't promote niggas who's still trying to look for a character flaw in a nigga. We all on that. It's positivity.

moving up, man. Yeah, so when people ask me about him, I'm like, hey, man, I respect my idols and my elders. Exactly. That's how I got nothing but good things to say because he's still rich, prayed and faith. You feel me?

And I appreciate that about you guys, too, before I leave. I appreciate you guys embracing a cat like me that's a vet to come, and, you know, I learn from you guys, you learn from me, and we keep it moving. You know what I mean? So I commend and salute y'all

on the 85 South show. And thank you for having. We was fucking with you before we had comedy careers. You know what I'm saying? And for me to know you this, long and for like to come in the game knowing you like as a young nigga without no TV credits and then for you to not to be like oh let me get up when you still show the niggas some love all day we appreciate that and you never know I want you guys to know something

if I don't take anything else from this man you always want to treat people with respect because you never know who you're going to need again you never know who you're going to cross again you never know who the fuck might blow up and one day you're going to be like that nigga is great enough to put you on his show you know what I mean so you just give respect with respects do man and when you're a secure nigga like me man I love being around other funny niggas

I'm not the only funny nigga in the world people always ask me the question I get every day of my life what you think about Kevin Hart what you think about nothing but love he looked up to me he looked up to me I was one of the guys I have flyers right now

he was on shows with me he didn't even have credit you know what I love about that man he has he has taken our sport to a new level i can't be mad at that you know what else he's shown he's shown he's shown that people still will pay to come see some live standout and that's all you can ask for so big respect big respect to kevin hard that's my boy you know what i mean you know nothing but respect man we all funny there's enough money but see if you say some nice shit and be like that nigger comedic jane man get all that niggins that's niggins that don't understand exactly when you've been getting money as long as i have in this business

nigga, like I say, nigga, funny equals money. Yep. Nick, I've been able to see the entire globe from Maine to Spain through these jokes, bro. Talk to them.

Real talk. Talk to them. We don't been there at well. Tell them. We don't been overseas with the shit. Tell it to. Fucking these holes on the loose. Niggas talking about.

Them nigga funny hanging with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent. And anytime she called me, she's going to get off on these dick. Now, hey, I don't tell them where you might see me.

I'm posted in the Aid. But I might jump on the plane in Palet Vu or Lefonte because my I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm out of Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different

Titties Hey Nigger went to Germany And felt some different Titty Hey hey Niggum went to Germany And felt some different Tennis I say they're small and they're round

But felt some different Titty Hey Man I'm done This has been another 85 South Show production. Fuck you, you man. DC Young Fly. My nigger Clayton English.

I'm Carlos Miller, and we kicked it with our partner, and I'm Alex Thomas. Yes, sir. The funny don't stop. Salute. Funny don't stop. You got to say that. 85. 85.

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