The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Philly Comedy Special!! ft DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean!! | Ep. 223

Episode Date: February 20, 2020

The funniest comedians in the game perform live at Temple University in Philadelphia in front of 5000 laughing fans. Improv comedy, roasting and freestyling is what they do but on this episode Philly brought the heat! The tiddays were in the buidling and DC let auntee on the breathing machine hit the blunt. Plus, Chico Bean gives a white boy a Black History Month quiz lol. Plus Dc and Chico pop off a rap battle and roast Bill Cosby! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It got to be fresh out to shower. Bitch, you ain't going to be done worked all day. I don't eat cubicle cause in an ass. I eat dove ass fresh out of the shower see a lot of niggins with females clap it up with you used condoms they're my type of city I'm fucking with y'all

yeah yeah Philadelphia Eagles and their motherfucker for real I don't understand though Like, you were hating this. Niggas of you eating the pussy for 20 minutes, then pull a condom out. You got me fucked up.

I be damn, I go to the doctor, yeah, your dick straight, but you got chlamydia in the mouth. Fuck that, I want 100% chlamydia running through my motherfucking body. I'd be damn. I was fucking with this one bitch. She was like, what a condomack. I was a butt-ass knick, and I was like, shit.

I just got him to cross. car and drove off. I was like, this bitch expectations too high. I ain't going to never meet that. They keep on coming in. Y'all, come on in and sit down. But every nigga in Philadelphia got a beard. I seen a nigga three years old. That nigga had

a beard already. I'm like, what the fuck? You got to eat to get a beard up here. I thought even... Oh, she said, eat that. Now, I eat that. She's talking about eating the head. Nah, I guess I got to eat some filly ass. What a single lady that needs your ass ate? She don't threw up a game sign. Nah, you tripp.

Hey, man, I'm Nail Green. I just came to warm y'all up for the show, man. If y'all can, follow me on Christian Mingle. Pull your, Hebrew underscore Hips. That's my name on that motherfucker. I was just playing y'all in for. real treat y'all clap it up you're 85% and you're ready for the show start clapping right now

what do you need cocaine speed and the weed the plug is here the plug the plug the plug oh the plug they're ready they are ready they all okay well let's go give them the business on the way on the way to the stage You don't want to work tonight. They don't want to work tonight. They don't want to work tonight. They don't want to work. Come on, that's a long-ass moment. Philly, you guys are here for a drink show tonight.

We came all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, and this is our first time in Philadelphia, and we sold out to Leigh Corrid Center. So give it up for yourself, Billy! We got any Philadelphia 7 or 6th. Philadelphia 7 or 6 are fans in the house any Philadelphia Eagles fans in the house yeah we gonna turn this up like the Super Bowl you guys are witnessing greatness in here tonight Philly you are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy

I'm gonna need everybody up on my right side up top everybody up on my left side I need everybody up In the middle, and in the back, up top, I need everybody up. Philadelphia, and you're ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. One more time, Philly, I need it a little louder. Say hell yeah. Philadelphia, the first member of the 85,000 show. You seen him on MTV wild and out. He is the coldest dress man in comedy.

His style is impeccable. He's from Washington, D.C. Philly, give it up! We got Gnobin in the house! The next member of the 85th show! We call them loose legs! You see them on MTV Wild and Out? You see them as a host on MTV TRL?

You see them in the movie Almost Christmas. Christmas you see them in the movie how high too and you see them in the movie I got to hook up too but Philadelphia he's gonna be on this stage here tonight he's from the west side of Atlanta DC young fly in the night oh Philadelphia the third member of Eddie Pichow show he needs no introduction but we're gonna give him one anyway where my lady's down Here you see the money of TV wild and out. He ends up coldest in the game right now. Ladies, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller is in the building.

I'm Billy on my left side. If you ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. On my right side, if you ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. In the middle and up top, I know y'all can be louder than that. be louder than that. If you ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. Billy, I need y'all to make as much noise as you can. This is the 80-mice-out show! Yeah! Oh!

Philly! Filly! Ooh! We're in Philly! We're in Philly! We're in Philly! We're in Philly. We're in Philly!

We're in Philly! We're in Philly. We're in Philly. We're in Philly. We're in Philly! We're in ... Oh! Look at this shit!

Looky Child motherfuckin look it so good! Filles! What's up? How? Move my sex and bold thing are going crazy. Look at all these niggins. What? We in to live.

What? Where we at? What? We're at. We say, North, South, and the East, Pilly, West, North and then,

South Philly, East, and then West, Hey, North Philly, South Philly, Hey, Hey,

H-I-L-L-Y H-I-L-L-Y Ro-H-I-L-Y W-H-I-L-Y Whoa C-H-I-L-L-Y Philadelphia What's up, Philly?

It's up, Phyllis! Oh, y'all looking good! Have a seat! Have a seat! Have a seat! If you got some ass meats If you got some ass meat, We got tithes in the building right there.

Where they yet? We got tithes in the building right now. Where they at? We got tithes in the building right now. Where they yet? We got tithes in the building right now. Where they yet? We got tini's in the building right now.

We got tini's in the building right now. They go to phone. We got tini's in the building right though. But let them show. We got tities in the building right now. But that is it. We got, we got, hold up, hold up, hey we got tities in the building right now. Go some more!

We got tini's in the building right now. Let them show. We got tini's in the building right now. Let go some more. We got some tithes in the building right now. Let them show. Titties in the building everywhere. A tithes thing.

Woo. What'd smell like? That'd be a tinn's night. What it smelled like? You all right? Huh. That shit smell like after shade. Oh my god.

She's been shaving their titty. My titty smell like a camry. You got a Toyota. What do you say? I ain't smell yours. Alright, come to smell them. See what they smell like. Look at what you started. See what they smell like.

You want to go out what those. Yeah, them titty smell like mott balls right now. Oh. That bitch got racks. You don't want her. He said your tithy smell like mothballs, ma'am. Do you hang your tities in the closet when you go home? No, she had that braw yesterday.

You don't want that right there. You don't want them tithes. The tithes smell like rats right there. Philadelphia, what's up, man? No, we need more energy. that job and one has to come to Philly for the longest what's up Philly? Philly! Pillar!

Who win this motherfucker? What North Philly at? North Philly? What South Philly? What's South Philly? What East Philly? Oh, okay. West Philly at. Hey, ain't no East Philly at. I'm sorry. Hey, man.

Hey, Chico took me to West Philly today. We just saw a bunch of niggas walking pit bulls. walking pit bulls up the street. The West Philly, niggas, love their dog, don't you? Hey, West Philly, I see why Will Smith Mama moved them from over that motherfucker.

That shit is extra dangerous. Y'all some walking motherfuckers. Ain't nobody got no cars around here? I'm like, these niggas are just walking, just having fun, walking. Even they're walking on them dirt bikes, one of the two. But yeah, West Philly, man,

I went to 50-second in market. Yeah. I'm telling you, them Muslim niggas was out there selling that oil like a motherfucker. Niggas sold me so much oil like a fried bag of chicken now. I'm just... I'm mad as fuck you took me over there. I knew we weren't

supposed to be over there. Them niggas had a convenience store with a chicken store in it. I knew that one real oil when I put it on me. I said, nigga, this honey. It's fucking you. It smell good, though. Time about, y'all. Why they got the goddamn

wicked witch of the west mirror of this motherfucker? I have one wish. Who are you? My name is Chico. I want to talk and see what my future is going to look like. You want to see what, nigger? What my future gonna look like, Mera? Alright, how old are you here?

I'm here right now. What the fuck is you talking about? I said, how old are you, motherfucker? 32. 32. What was you doing before you came to see me? Shit, on 50 second in the market. What was you doing on 50 seconds? Buying oil?

Buying what, nigga? Oil. Well, that's what you're gonna be when you grow up oil, bitch. Fuck this mirror, nigga. You go- I don't know when the fuck we got this mirror, but I like that bitch. Do yours, Carlos. Who are you, motherfucker? Mirror mirror on the wall. Where are the women sitting dead like the leg balls?

Nigger, you're talking to the wrong mirror. mirror fuck nigger I found them never mind you like balls she looked like she saw balls call on her right there with the pink pony tail they got our balls have it right now I suck balls she saw balls yeah she got to move her ponytail out the way to suck the balls I've been looking for a big baller what's up what happened with big titty that gets sagged They just get long. You know what?

Them tithes had a long day. They sit up in the bra up there. Look at her. Look at her. Looking like a seat. I thought this bitch was walking with her seat. Ah. She's pretty.

She built like a high-frab, but she's pretty to them off her. pretty than the motherfucker. Look at the nigga who came with a, man, bring your stupid eyes. He ain't laughing at none of that shit even. He's like, that shit ain't funny. Hell no, they bought their tickets at a different time. Y'all with everybody. What the fuck going on?

Bro, you know about this nigga she giving this shit to? Look at this nigga, excuse me, excuse me. Boy, this nigga some gift bags. My boy got a lunch plate. What they sell it by there? That they got a lot of shit. got a lot of shit. Let me see what's happening. No, you ain't feeling what they feed y'all, niggas.

Let me see what's happening. This nigger put his mustard on the outside. Stupid-eyed, man. This nigger saving mustard. Yeah, I'm gonna say this. Make that nigger's mustard back, man. You want to... What you got the mustard for, Nick?

Oh, the other thing. Oh, then they got a pretzels and french fries and some chisel, eh? What you got the mustard for? I don't want that nasty shit, nitty. Fuck around shit. You look like you ate all day. Fuck with the niggin' fool. They're criticizing it.

Ain't there like a knick? Man, what you got over there? Let me see. Man, you got that nass, that shit. Your head, wet. Get your ass on my plate, nigg. What, she was wet? Yeah, she just got out of the shelf.

The bitch train was about to leave. She said, fuck that. Ah! Ah! Might just be sweat. Yeah, I know. There's them tities that's making her sweat like that. Titties is heavy. Why y'all sitting so close? That's your father? Hey, a couple. Look at these, d'all. They together? Put them on the, put them on the, uh, yeah, this porn camera. Put them on the big camera. This is a porn camera right here. This is, this is what, who's going to catch your balls right here, Carlos?

Y'all, hold up. You all together. Hold up, hold the music. We got to find out what this is. You mean to tell me, you're in here with Peter Griffin, son. Yep. Cleveland and Peter Griffin, son. Right. That Cleveland Jr. and Peter Griffin, son. Hey, dad. I just want to tell you something.

Y'all probably don't even like each other like that. Y'all just so fat, you got to see it closer to the motherfucker. Yeah, my motherfucker. They've been trying to fuck for three months. just on top of each other, breathing. Bitch, go to sleep. Carlos, they teeth is toucher. On the side, though, just the side tinnies.

Hey, nipple on each other. Shut up. Hey, D.C., they get naked and be like, we look just like each other. You're just lighter than I am. How old are you, G? 27. Get the fuck out of here, nigga.

You ain't 20, you're 27? No, you're not. You must got that Benjamin button, you must be aging in reverse. Man, leave man. Are you a girl? What's going on? Look, if y'all won't leave me.

Look at my camera. Leave man in French alone. That's Bubba Spahn. Ah! Booty, booty, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, boon, stop fucking with people all the time. You're so stupid.

Damn, that's crazy. It's Bubba's Park. DC, look. He can't sit back. Ah! Boy? Big show that, boy, sit back. I can't.

Put him on the camera. God damn, boy, you know. A nigga little angry. Where's your neck? Wow, yeah, we see you butterbeam. What's up with your neck? He said, what? Everybody on this road need to just scoot this way a little bit.

I was trying to see how you was doing, man. man. Hold up, the bill of the crime. This is the thing. What the fuck is the rest of it? You mean we got one confetti? I don't know. They were like, give the niggas one. Nah, that was left over from the last show they had and that shit just fell down. What is this? This is school? This is Temple University. This is Temple University? Yeah. Hey, my nigga, can you see the show? Who? You, your ass, look.

That nigga ain't got no eyes. That nigga ain't got no eyes. That nigga just got skin. That nigga looked like the father off Mr. Brown. That nigga like Mr. Brown in this motherfucker. Boy, he's the Tyler Perry character. That nigger is right there together. You look like a coconut.

No, I know that nigga hate driving at night. Look, my nigger juice at the show. Get your arm from around that, nigger. What you doing? Put your hands in your lap. You're in here like you're on a date with this nigga. Move your head. He might be Alright, let me quit fucking with people

What's up, my nigga? You know, see ya, he'll leaning back, big a end I'm looking for it. You're like he in a can lad, that thing's bad, like... All right. That's a big... Put you teary up, my knee. You'll be provocative, nigg, put your tear it up.

That's how all fat barbers look. They don't even get up. They just sit down. Come on, I got you. My, niggie, you can't. My nigga, you can't even see the front of my head. Move. Tell him, you're proud to be a big nigga, ain't you? That's right.

That's right. You still be winning. Then he feels like a burp, nigger. That's what a... That's your good... This is your man right now? That's your husband? That's your husband.

How long y'all been married? Two years? That's lit. That's lit. You be sucking his titties, too. She said, hell yeah. Wow! He liked that shit.

He'd be behaving in front of the back talking shit. You keep your bra on. I got my own titty. I think he's all did it. I love big girls. That niggins, freaky. What a big girl's at? BBW, where ya at?

Uh-uh, real BBW, BBW X-5s, where ya at? I love it, big girl. I lay with a big girl. She said can't lay on me, though. I'm 130 pounds, bitch. You ain't feel to lay on me. Boy, they put that big ass on you. You can't go nowhere.

Nick, I got ass, man. He's hot than the motherfucker. You know, made me throw up. everything, move. She gonna think she fucking the shit out. She'll, oh, I made a nigga throw up last night, bitch. This pussy good. They make niggas Earl that's so good.

He couldn't even take it. Shit. I remember one time I would land on that big, Gary, dinghy. I would land on her stomach, and my head kept riding every time she would breathe. I was like, I was like, I think she fucked around a rock, me to sleep. I was like, eh.

And she stopped breathing, scared the hell out of me. I was like, baby! I started breathing again. I was like, ooh. All right, you say, well, shout out to the big girls. Where the skinny girls at with them sagged ass panties? Right now, you got on Boxer Breeze, bitch. Hey, don't skinny girls be having them sagged pants. And you can see it through the jeans.

You're like, look at this bitch. They be bunched up at the bottom. That pussy be deep, though, that's all they got. She's raising her hand, like, yeah, that's right. The skinny girl pussy got an echo to it, echo to it, echo to it. echo to it I ain't nothing in there, it's just Puss. Big

A wall. It looked just like this. He was like, damn, this is nice. Skinny girl pussy would be bigger than a Walmart. What's you say? What you say? Spartan L. Why? You want to hit it? Miss keep watching me. I'm just waiting for him to smoke. I know that niggas ain't shit fly niggas gonna wait for you to spark yours and see if you get in trouble first wait wait wait wait

Y'all know for the body bitch up wait wait everybody in this everybody ain't got their blunt like this wait wait for him to spark his when he spark his if they don't say that nigga we're gonna spark off give him yeah bro we got some celebrities in the house you ain't even see him oh this dude in here he with the mom from johnny k plus eight you see it right that's the white lady who got all them babies Look at the usher in his dreams. Look, he just started. Ah! No, that nigga got a mixtape. It's in his pocket right now. Man, we in Philly. Philly got a rich history, man.

That's one of the most rich cities in the world when they come to, especially nigger history. Y'all got a lot of famous niggins shit that didn't happen in Philly. One thing I don't like, though, I don't like this, Philly. How to fuck Rocky get a statue and Joe Frazier don't? Like, that shit ain't right. Joe Frasier. Really knock niggas out in Philly. Rock, you ain't even a real fighter. Something wrong?

I just walked through the weeds, smoke. This is one of my favorite cities. I love Philly, man. You know what they call the fan women here? What they call it? John. John. I want one.

I heard a nigga talking about one. Now, I want one. You know what they call you when you're a bitch-ass nigger in Philly? A nut-ass. Nud-ass nigger. A nut-ass nigger. A nut-ass nigger. You're a nut-nod-ass nigger.

You're a fuck. Fucking nut-ass nigger. Bro, I love, you know why I love Philly? It's two niggas made me love Philly. Oh, wallow and gillian, niggily. You're my nigger. Boy, listen. It ain't nothing like waking up getting on Instagram

and gilly ass sitting there. My younger hit my DM, say, Nixie game, right. O.G., I've been living with my baby mother for like six years, but my youngest son, 13. I don't think the baby mind. nigger you motherfucking right the baby ain't yours matter of fact the baby ain't even a motherfucker baby this nigger got babies why no you know i like wallow that nigga wallow will run a mile before he started talking that nigga wallow come around the

let me tell you something right now don't worry about what they say you got to work for you all these motherfuckers out here got an opinion you do what you do for you do for you Don't let these niggas in their opinion tell you how to be the best version of yourself that you can be I came from where it wasn't and I'm here where it's set now and it's just like that It's my nigga you know what I love about feeling but that was passionate You know what I love about Philly what the battle rap oh nigger what I can't see I grew up when reed dollars was going at it with me real Oh yeah get you in your mama band get you in the family band nigger right I'm like this nigga 16 and killing niggins.

I love the street rappers from Philly. Res and Peace General Reisy, man, that was my man, that nigger, that nigger went crazy. I was birthed in a single parent household, raised in the mouse hole. I used to look for change in the couch hole. Now I don't want it if it's not hole, stand on it. Better have a cartel lamp on it. They're creeping in the dark, so I guess I got the lamp on it. The guy got two six by nines and an amp on it.

You went the war with me. Then your steps got a ramp on it. Nick, I'm like, damn. That was pussy. These are some of the angriest niggas I've ever heard. For real. Angry. Angry for no reason.

Be on the corner rapping mean as fuck. What's up? What's up, bull? Niggas with, niggas were beef, just the rap. They go to the niggas right there. What's up, nigga? What you're trying to do? What's up, nigger?

Fuck you. You ain't ready, nigga. You ain't steady, nigga. I pulled a chopper. Pitch in your mama house Now your mama hanging out like Damn, that's fucked up Hey, check it out.

Listen, young boy Hold up, battle rap ain't got no music, my nigga. What the fuck wrong with you? Nud-ass, nigger. The fuck is wrong with you, you nut-ass nigger. He ain't slapsed out of you. Church music, nigger. Back to you.

Listen, nigger, you know it's all street with me. You'll rather do an interview with Gail King than the beef with me. One hook from me. I leave your whole shit swole. I ask him what gang you rep he said, Old Town Road. Get your bitch ass out of here, son. Fuck is wrong with this nigga.

Fuck is wrong with this nigga, son. You ain't, nigga, you ain't said shit. I can handle it. I hit you with a sub, nigga. That's a Billy cheese face sandwich. That's how you feel? Listen. Yes, that's how I feel.

Listen. When they come to the war, You don't want to go. I had your family at your funeral sitting closer to these two fat niggas in the front row. Okay, you're talking about the two fat niggas in the front

row. Uh-huh, nigger, you're real slow. I heard your dream chasing, but you're the only dream tracer that these niggas don't know. Oh, what? That's how you feel? That's how I feel.

Yo, sir, you want to see the rest of that battle go to my YouTube right now. I got the rest of that shit on my, on my YouTube. For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to touch. 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way?

Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor. But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the prey. Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Shout out to everybody at the top with no seat. You just up there. Oh, I ain't even know those niggas was up there. Hell no. I thought them was their lights. Oh, there's people up there in the motherfuckers. Yeah, they're just standing up there. What's up everybody up top? They ain't got no lights up there for them.

They're like, well, we gotta go. Shit, boy, you better go. Right. Every time I see him set up like that, y'all up there in the section when the nigg is snitching and he got his face blocked out. That's what y'all look like right now. Y'all look like an anonymous tip of that motherfucker.

What's that, then? Are you okay? Because it's a nigger sitting next to you or the goddamn Scarecrow hat on. Did you know that? That niggins the undertaker. What's up, Undertaker? You bought your Undertaker shit out tonight. Ah, look at that tight-ass shirt. Shut down. Hey, you know who he dressed like y'all?

He dressed like the nigga to touch Uncle Charles Forehead in the Crossroads video. He said he that nigger. He said he that nigger. He dressed like the nigger to touch Uncle Charles' forehead. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom. Bone, bong. Hey, Chico, he looked like the black dude.

Like if the dude on the oatmeal box was black and had a grandson. That nigga looked like he knows how to dance real good. What shit? Put some money in that. That niggins say, I'm going to get you, bro. Don't get me, nigga. I don't want to go see Uncle Charles yet. What a motherfucker?

Chill. Philly, I got a question. Who got the best cheese steaks in the city? Hold up. So they got two on them. They say don't go to... Iska Bibbles. Which one? Maxis. What's the other one? George, what's the other one? Y'all yelling out restaurant. Hold up. Des Alessandro. Chico, they yelling out restaurants. What the fuck is De Salisandras? That sound like somewhere you buy Spanish food.

Hey, they yelling out. They yelling out restaurants. It's a big girl over here saying me. I don't know which one. I heard. Somebody said, me. I want that one. That's the one I want. Oh shit. They're building a crime again. Who keep giving us one confetti? It's pink. I think they got an HVAC problem. They bullshit and dropping this confidding one at the time. Look at the real Philly niggas recording the show for their cousins at the house.

Don't even worry about it, young boy. I got you. That's for the niggas in jail. No, for real, who got the best Phillies? Because I'm starved. listen to no white man fuck you he like Jim bro listen Jim don't nobody go to Jim States I'm gonna go to this shit shit got mannade all in there oh this shit they don't even season of that Jim steaks they just put that shit on the grill here you go bud welcome to Philly if they don't have that look canned in the top

smashed in with their secret shit on it don't eat that what I had that a little can or whatever the fuck that is I seen the letter the first time I came to Philly that got into an argument with them. I seen two people get into an argument. I had to ask it. One of them was getting a regular cheese and the other one was getting the nacho cheese out to 7-11. Like the cheese whiz, whiz, that's better? I ain't fucking with that. The nach cheese on the Philly? I'm not eating that cheese whiz. See, that's how I knew this crowd was black. That's a black-ass crowd. We don't really fuck with cheese too tough like that. Niggas get grown, get lactose and shit.

Man, don't put all that motherfucking cheese on my shit. Oh, look, nigga put nach cheese on a fitness, so, my name. You're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid, and you listen to the white boy. Everybody on this side got offended. No the fuck we do. You need to go to Jimmy Johns, bro. I'm telling you, bro. What's up, girl? What is it? Heaven's clouded mind. Who's up? Who's up?

Who's your book, my nigga? What's your book, my nigga? That's what happened. What's up? Say, heavens clouded mind. She is up there on the trip. Heaven's clouded mine. We got some boy in some literature, Lose.

She's yelling my name from the bathroom. I'm telling. She in the back bag. Collows! What's all, baby? Ooh, your tennis look like they stink too. Oh, this is a book of poetry. It's a book of poetry.

I'm about to read one of these poems. Read one. Proof read it first. Don't do it out loud. This is from the... This is from Heaven's Clouded Mind. Heaven's Clouded Mind, and this one is entitled. Cut the music down a little bit.

The people need to hear this. This one's called Silent. Silent endeavors, quench smiles to grin and bear. My failure to understand how frail tissue couldn't decompose the sodium and tormented tears dripped off the cheek of an unbegotten soul, sentenced to war with himself. until he masters how to tame a spontaneous mind. What is the purpose of lessons learned but not remembered or strands of knowledge becoming the opposite force to body already set in motion? How far would you go to save yourself?

Cleansing your being enriched soil after div- You spelled this wrong? After diving head first into murky water. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what the fuck that was about, but it was written very well. I got one. I got one. You going next. I don't stay a proofread of mind. This one called peer pressure, peer pressure.

Two snaps for the peer pressure. Two snaps for the peer pressure, for the pressure, for the pressure. Life's pressure peered. Through thoughts of grandeur soaking in my presence inside. Dimensional gaps, dominating empty spaces. revamping remedies, diluting murky elixers, trying to level chemical imbalances of setting my strides toward performing rituals dignified the properties of a man. You should approve red.

Now that's really how it is. This is how it goes. That's the thing about poetry. That shit really don't have to make no sense all along with you. I know, but long as you're passionate about it, it don't matter what you say. Sniggin' asshole. I read that shit exactly like it's in the book.

I am. In my turn. It's your turn. I read by, I read by. Watch this shit. What's the name of it? Mine saying, it's crazy because I make the first one, I said, young ideas.

Look, he can't wait for you to fuck up. I mean, how could you? Calm down, bro. Y'all got to. Oh, he got. Hey, uh-oh, you acting like you raise your hand, nigga. Here we go. Young ideas, I mean, how could you hold something all night and wake up alone?

Funny how long walks in the park holding hands, double-cone ice cream swirls, was my idea of happily ever after. Funny how! I was so helpless, yet I never felt I needed it, I couldn't see. That's my actions where? Desperate please to my sanity and that lost souls would forever Damage me funny how I lost my smile but the more I grew I treated woman like they were doing me a favor See that's what this nigga said it's got to be passionate it don't matter what you say long as it's passionate

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No, you want to put your hat back on up? Let them know. Nah. Feefeely, Philly, Philly. I know that you are the one. I can tell that you love us from the way Peter Griffin's son is looking at me. See, Philly, Philly, Philly never come off of the coil. Philly, Philly. Love to sell my brothers and sisters handmade oils. Philly.

Talk your shit. Always down with the beers. Philly. Get your cheese steak, but do not use the whiz. Philly. Philly. Philly. Philly. Philly.

Philly. You fucked that up. You fucked that up. Yeah, you fuck that up. It's over with it. It's over with it. It's done. Oh shit.

Exotic coats. Oh, he had to put a little swang on. Exotic coats walking in doing the most Made of expensive fabrics, animals from shelters. What the fuck is that? I like your expensive coat, expensive coat. You doing the most covered in bird feathers. She does spray some fabulosa on that shit.

Expensive coat. Expensive coat. You probably charged to give hugs. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Looks just like a bathroom rug Expensive coat Expensive coat

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We got to fuck with this side This side over here lit This side over here on some crazy shit Hell yeah I love her. This shit, aka right here. I like her too because she got them big ass feet. That's how you know.

Those are some big ass shoes and you know it. Who got some big feet? I am being nice. She know them shit's big as fuck. That is an 11 and grown women. Fuck you're talking about. What you got a tattooable mouth on your leg? You are a freak.

Look, and them shit's too little because she ain't even zip them up. Big shoes. Yep. You're talking about. Your toes look just like this. Big shoes, big shoes. Let's keep it real. Y'all make some noise for Janice O'Neill. That's right.

Shoes so tight. Your shoes like, oh my God, good night. Yeah, no, big. Your home girl got them galoshes on. I see that. They got them galoshes. Those for high blood pressure, don't do that. She got us some galoshes!

They're supposed to stop the blood from pumping in the cab. We talk shit about everybody. We don't care. Hell yeah. What this side talking about, DC? Who over here? Hold up. Up top, we know you're still in the place. What's up, auntie? Hell yeah, we got untying here on the oxygen.

What's up, baby? See on the goddamn oxygen. Get on the oxygen. What's on, girl? No, you, baby. That's your mom. Hell yeah. You know your mama still be fucking with the oxygen on.

Herman, turn that tank up. Turn that tank up, Herman. Look on the hell. He's going to hell. Hey, Philly, niggas, ain't shit. shit why does make it just say a letter hit the blunt no the fuck you don't worry about it one one with you no don't you not you not hit the blunt that's how you got on the oxygen in the first place you can smoke auntie took her shit out of the hole she was like she did see don't go over there like that blunt by that oxygen you're gonna blow this goddamn

building i was put on earth to make everybody feel numb okay all right fuck it do you This for Auntie on the oxygen. Everybody put your lighters up. This for our Auntie on the oxygen. Do she be smoking for real? You passing to her, nigger. You passing to her. Auntie, about they hit that block for real. You're gonna get me. Auntie about to hit that blah for real. Don't your shit, Auntie. Don't your shit, Auntie. Hit your blind, Auntie.

Hit your blind Artie. Hit a one more time. Hit a one more time. Hit the fly, Auntie, hit the black IT, hit the fly Artie, hit the flat Artie. All right, now it, this shit is grown. Auntie gonna be up all night, hitting the oxygen, grabbing the chest, something ain't gonna feel right. I'm so scared, she gonna be laying in the bed saying, I can't feel my leg.

This shit's grown, Auntie, I love you. What's up, security? y'all securing the premises look at the white dude behind you he looked like he's like man whatever happens I'll fuck somebody up bro I'll fucking fuck somebody up if you want me to fuck somebody up bro you just fucking say it man

you are too excited calm down he ain't gonna do shit who you talking to on the earpiece him y'all standing right beside each other the black dude hey working with him for real he can't stand they put him right there I'm sitting beside this motherfucker that's for his gum and bubba shrimp Friday. That's my friend Bubba. We're just doing security with my friend Bubba.

I see, what's out? What you yelling about? What you mean? What's you talking about? You don't want her, Carlos. That's the seventh member of Destiny Child right there. She's still trying to get back with the group. What's up, babe? Hey, no, don't wave at me when you were the undertaker. Leave me alone. You're going to have that make a hundred shit out of me.

Where are you just going to let your girl be here yelling in front of you for another nigger? Oh, that my dancer. He said they met you at a show. I don't remember that. You met at the show? You didn't have that hat on because I definitely would have to remember that hat. He switched it up tonight. No, he said he went to your show and met her at the show.

Oh, you met her at my show? Oh, that was up! Oh, what didn't that mean? Yeah, well, I get the back anyway then. He said, get up, baby. I got something for you. That's right, I get to hit it anyway, just on the GP. That's a founder's fee, nigga.

Man, that's what's up. People coming to comedy show, meet their soul mate. Freak it, bitch. Fucking what y'all, feel it, niggas. That was up, my nigga. You gotta suck her titty on the way home. Yes, y'all anniversary. A nigga just tried to say.

sell her loads he said give me a million you can have her but she was standing like I'm sorry a million just trying to sell you his girlfriend yes for 15 million and he met at his show like that's selfish of you bro you could at least discount nigger come on me charge him hi that's 999,960 dollars too much I'm 10 hey did you see this shit they you can't do man if you the only one I got that slip there ain't nobody else figured I thought I was saying $40 except for this nigger. Everybody else was like, that's a lot of numbers,

nigger. I ain't come here to do no test. Fuck wrong with this nigger. Nud-ass nigger. Nud-ass, nigger. Get my young bull to smack the shit out you. Y-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hs. Y'all, stay getting your young bull to do some shit. Yeah, my young boy won't knock his head off clean.

Watch, watch what my young boy do. Hey, what if you get ready to go get your young bull. A little nigger walk up on you like that. He's about to punch you. Oh, my young boy. See how my young boy just did him? My young boy did him greasy. Nutt-ass, nigger. What if you get ready to go get your young bull, but he's trying to get his life together? He's like, nah, I got this cool shit today, bird. You're all right? You and fuck yourself up? Yes.

And then you lost the hypothetical fight. That's what I get for Pastor Auntie that blunt. Yep. Don't like when you do shit against this wheel. Look, that's to let you know weed is good. Since she hit the blunt, she ain't put that oxen in back in yet. She's like, oh, I'm straight now. God damn, I didn't even know. Weed is a cure.

We need to cure for everything. Weed is, man. I need to go ahead and make that shit legal. For, think about it. Damn. Think about how many fucked up stories you got on being around some high motherfuckers. Not many, but how many fucked up stories

you got about being around some drunk motherfuckers? Everybody got one too many. Hey man, why y'all ain't let the blind nigga hit the weed? It's a blind nigga here? The nigga right there. Ah, what's up, Slim? It's a blind nigga here? Yeah.

Yeah, my nigga blind. Why about it saying, you ain't hearing, nigger, what the fuck? He don't know what we at. Nigger, we, that could be a speaker. We ain't even here, we're in Tennessee. And the nigger got his phone down like he can see. Put the phone up, sir. Yeah.

He got it on selfie mode. It's looking at him. He thinks he recording us. That nigga is stupid. What's it? He got an Andrew. That she's going to get hot. Flip the camera around, nigga.

You got it on the wrong motherfuckers. Hey, man, who we got out there? You should have stayed out there. Oh, I don't see what we got out here. Don't fall like me, nigga. I don't fuck that. Who we got out here? Who we got out here?

Hey, who we got out here? Who we got out here? Hey, who we got out here? What's up? Who is that? This is my man right here. Yeah, you ain't starting. He a Philly, nigger, but he got the same ears

As my home boy, Marta. I said, what's up? You know what it is. We go through the roof. My nigger right here, he's a real nigger. In the front, you're missing the tooth. Oh shit! Let's go.

Let's keep it moving. Let's keep it grooving. Who we got out there? I don't care. This nigger got Indian Remy in his hair. Come on! Yeah. You keep going.

Hey, the show we keep going. Hey, and we're not gonna finish. My nigga right here got a peat pole in his mouth. Damn! Where's two supposed to be? We got that gap? Look the fuck having to everybody's teeth. I don't know.

Look at her dread. Shit, uh-uh, don't go past her, Chico. I don't know what that is. She's in front of him? Oh yeah, I ain't smoking that shit, nigga here. He got me fucked up. up. Make it trying to get high.

All we need is weed in the black. All we need is weed in the blunt. I need a look like a rock wall up in the back. We need weed in the blunt. You're a pretty girl. And maybe girl line ain't gonna stunt. Yeah. And I'm glad that you bought yourself here.

But it looked like you had them phrasing since the middle of last year. Come on. Bring your ass back up here. You're doing too money. You're doing too much. That man's gold. This the big titted crew. They grabbing butts over there, Chico, watch out.

What'd you say? They grabbing booties. Oh, no, you better not grab my ass. I ain't going like that. Grab a booty, like, bitch, you can grab my d. Don't pinch my booty. Like, hey, what that shit? Hell yeah.

Women be trying to shit out you and shit like that. Walk by and grab your head. Hey, you better quit fucking playing with me. That shit ain't cute. That shit ain't cute. If you're mad, allow you to grab his booty and don't say nothing. booty and don't say nothing. Late timeout, cut the music. I'm glad you

I spoke on that. Ladies, why y'all think that shit funny? She'd be trying to nigger. Look at that nigga. That's right. Tell her stop doing that shit. Bro, that shit is agitated. That shit is agitated. I will punch you in your eyes. You all mean? You in the motherfucker refrigerator trying to get something to drink. She comes bad. What's up, bitch, I kid you. Stop playing with me. Stop fucking playing with me. Because it's unexpected. First of all, we're not expecting nobody to tap us on our ass.

So when we just chilling out of myself, we, bitch, you know, fuck me up, bitch, don't do that no, boy. That is the ultimate. We're supposed to smack you on the ass. Listen, it's something in that, let me say something. That's why I told my girl, I said, listen, you got to just accept that. I might smack you on your ass a hundred times today. Because that's just for me, you walk back. Shit.

No, it's not the same thing. You know what? If you want to smack something, smack your tongue on this dick. How about that? That'll make every man happy, baby. You know, the only women who get mad at you for slapping their ass is women with little asses. Because every time you slapping, it hurt. Stop! You play too fucking much. It hurt. Women with that ass, it'd be like, do it again.

You ain't do it hard on the ass, make it. Because when we smack you in the head, you already know what that means. Bitch, we want to fuck. Every time. Man, we got Sinbad doing security in this motherfucker. What's up? Send that. Man, that is so... You're gonna talk about that man like that and he is in here working with a broken neck?

Nigger had that cut with ages. He's a deacon. Niggins here working with a broken neck. Look at that. Can't look behind them. Fucked up. Got to turn all the way around just to see behind him. What? Who said that? You better shut your ass up.

Look, trying to turn. Look, fuck you. I can turn around. Don't move your shoulders. Just stay right. right there, look, I told you, what, what? All right, I don't need you and know, said, bad. This nigga here, what he just said? I don't know, man. He said he looked like the old nigga of Dave Chappelle.

Let me holler out of Chuck. This is do with it. Little feeling, this shit, I thought it was gonna be cold. It ain't not cold. Nigel, we went through a blizzard to get here today. We had been in Minnesota. We had to drive through a whole blizzard to get here, Philly, but we got here

because we wasn't missing this motherfucking show. for the world. Look at this shit. And he is not bullshit. I'm talking about 20 miles per hour through the blizzard, nigger. Right. We ain't anything.

We were going to get through that bitch, but we came through that bitch because we like, we got a corner feeling. Right. For real. Because I thought about that shit was for real, I was scared. I was scared as fuck.

They were just driving. Did you see what she threw up? She threw up two old neighborhoods in a Delta sign. I don't know. What the fuck? She'll feel. Yeah, we couldn't miss Philly because we'd have missed this show. We'd have just had a whole bunch of Instagram and Twitter messages. You nut-ass niggas, you nut-ass niggas. Come up, Nick, yeah. Come up, Nick. Come up, Nick.

But get my young boy to smack the shit out you when they catch you, nigga. Every time we post the days, they'd be like, yo, what the fuck? Yo, ain't no Philly on that. When y'all come in the Philly? Y'all wasn't looking, because we had Philly on the map probably like two months. And y'all kept saying, when y' y'all come to Philly, if you look. I think everybody in this room sent us at least one. message. Where you come in the Philly? Bitch tomorrow.

Right, but shit changed, black woman. Look, and she just, you've been waiting where you're here now and you're in the front row with a t-shirt that you got made at the amusement park. I like that. And she got them on the leggings. How you get that shit on leggings? Right. Salt and Pepper outfit. Ah, she got your shit.

You got me on the ass, bitch. Yeah. F-L-Y. And why you put me on the booty? On the coochin. She ain't have enough pussy for the whole name. You did. Pussy ain't big enough to get the whole name more than that.

Now that's dedication right there. I hate women with look at you. And you're going to leave this show and go over your nigger house and take that off and get him the pussy. Where is it? That was it. I love when people come to the show, they be making t-shirts and shit. Right. I love this shit. They went to the whole mall and that little stand in the middle of the mall and got that shit made.

$150 where you could have just bought the real shit for 60. Look at this shit custom. Shit ugly. That ain't even me, bitch. That's Bill Cosby, bitch. Hey, that's fucked up. You know Bill Cosby from Philly, man. That shit fucked up, man. Bill Cosby got to do all they got-down time. He old and seen now already. He don't realize he in jail. Shit, y'all got Bill Cosby fucked up.

Bill Cosby running the jail. I don't give a fuck with no. Bill Cosby in there running the motherfucking jail. I know you're not talking to me, young motherfuckers. Bro, Bill Cosby is an old man now. They say he is walking around the jail all days. And when the girls coming? So what? He run that. Man, he'll know exactly what going on. Nigger played with Bill Cosby. like see something else I'm gonna get my young boot

they said Bill Cosby got the shakis the shakies they say he can't hold his tree hey man this thing a fucking horrible that's enough that is a goddamn no they said Bill you want sonny no yes I do don't do that stop right We fuck with you, Bill. You ain't gonna see this, but we fuck with you. I think I had to turn his head just to say yes, yes or do. They've been mad about that Bill Cosby's shit, bro.

It's a lot of legendary niggins from Philly. Yeah, they're careful. That's one of my favorite niggas ever. Benny Siegel made a song that still scared me to this day. What's your life like? That's a scary-ass song. I don't know what the jails is like in Pennsylvania, but woo you niggas is going through it. You've been down 10 years. Never been flown a kite You ain't grown men moaned in night Got you stuck in the can

White man got you Fucking your hand Your wife on land Fucking your man You're like Oh Oh shit Who shit

That's a hard movie Yeah it is a hard movie When Benny Sigel told a nigga I leave you I leave you like you Was born nigga But naked covered in blood I mean I understand

Niggas got beef But they got to be butt naked Over kid. You don't want to shoot a nigga with his clothes on. You ain't, you're butt-negut-negut. Man, I'm not getting butt-negative. I know you're about to shoot me anyway. Get butt-necked.

Nah, do what you do? Nope, not getting butt-negut. What type of freak-ass shit is that, I'm not getting butt-nacket? It's like a man. You're going to see you negative. Be like, I wasn't going to shoot you, but go ahead. I'm not getting butt-naked, nigga.

That'll be a fuck-down-way to get you. Rob, man. What you do, Lose nigger, right up, boy, you like, yeah, nigga got to drop on your bitch ass, get naked, nigga. Not getting naked, brother. I'm not doing it. What if you're not doing it? I'm still not getting naked, niggins.

You just shot me now. As soon as you pop off the first shot, I got a lunge at you, naked. I mean, fully closed, though. Technically, that's how a robbery is supposed to. Man. Nigger not supposed to have his clothes on. You don't know what he got to get in straw.

Hey, look, there's a lot of niggas in here. Take your clothes on. I'm in here, bro, and I know at least three of y'all niggas is robbers. Don't make nobody get butt-negut. If you rob somebody and they give you the shit that you ask for, leave, goddammit. Don't have people out here, naked, need the ride. You got to, bro.

He might have a pistol in any pan. He's going to cooperate. Stop giving all these instructions. I'm speaking from a civilian point of view. Don't get the robbers. No tips to make them better robbers? I'm just saying, you're going to be safe, diggins. Shit.

You want to get... Uh, damn, girl, I heard them stuff. God damn, she got all the tinnies. These tales were like, damn, shit. Damn, shit. She's an angel doing the Lord's work. She got a lot on her chest. We was...

We were talking about this... We were talking about this the other day, and it made me think about it, like, the other songs that could be the Black National Anthem. What is it? And you know one that should be, none of we in Philly? What?

I used to pray for times like this. Rhymed like this, so I had to shy. Yeah, y'all don't know it either. That's fucked up. They know it. They just wait till everybody knows. Just can't wait to hear it in the close. They know it until everybody knows it all a little bit

until it gets to the part. Hold up, wait a minute. Y'all thought that was finished? Huh? When I bought that said Martin, y'all thought it was ready? Huh? Everybody's favorite part.

They go remember me. When I did it, I want to be in the bay! Boy, that lets you know niggins ain't shit right there. Why? When I bought that Ashton Martin, y'all thought it was rented. Yeah, it was his bitch. Who was the hating-ass nigga? Like, where you rent this shit from?

Like, nigga, I've been around the world, putting on for the city, and that's what you hit me with. But see, I go so far back. Like, I've been, niggins don't even know. used to be like open on YouTube like if a young nigga so I remember when him and Reid like going at it when he was out there when he had the braids like I pulled on bone I'm in the studio ah yeah meek used to rap fans that flame was meek used to rap fan

I didn't know be na da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da like whoa that was amazing sir how long did it take you to learn that verse needs to be lit well I'm telling but that shit if I had to see a nigga just grow from watching the

right and become a boss and then grow and then put the seat on the motherfucking map right and become a boss for real that shit that shit lit

you know we all we gotta put the kings on when niggas doing good that's what we gotta do with everybody else do it I'm gonna tell y'all what piss me off real talk now

now I'm around downtown and I ain't no racist I fuck with everybody it's just it's just a boss mentality nigger don't you know the China folks

got the whole script. That's every city you go to, they got a whole strip. Yeah, I'm talking about, I'm saying, g-gag-gag-gag-gag-gag-gag, gink-gag, gink-gag, g-g. I'm like, where these niggas come from, man? Bro, we went like five blocks. I'm like, nigg, they bought the whole scryl. Yeah, every city you go to got a Chinatown.

Ain't no nigger town, nowhere. Why, we can't do that, man? Huh? Why we can't do that, South West. But the thing is, we live in these places, but we don't own none of the fucking shit that's over there. They could just come and kick us the fuck out

and build best buys and targets and shit. And that niggas got to move the goddamn Upper Derby because you ain't now you're all the way in Upper Derby, you're a West Philly nigga, you're living in Upper Derby now

now you got to make that shit street because they didn't kick you out your neighborhood. Hey, that shit's so funny you brought the Asian people up, nigger. Hey, we get up to play in the other board that we. Hey, we're on the plane.

We're on the plane where we all sitting in first class. Like, yeah, this is bullshit. D.C. sitting over here, D.C. sitting right here in the back. The Asian dude, come sit by D.C. that niggas said. Walked the fuck back. This nigga walked all the way to the back. But he had that mask on. The nigga had the fucking coronavirus mask on. I was scared. I was scared.

Listen, y'all ain't seen. See, fly. You ain't see your face. When I got on the plane, that nigga fly looked up at me and said, And buddy was just like, That nigga fly said, hey, hey, hey, you ever said in first class before? Welcome. Well, bought that, bro, because I had just seen the nigga right, because we were going up to escalator, right?

So when I seen the nigger, the nigger had the mask on. The nigger turned around, was like, I was like, oh shit, the nigger got that shit, oh shit. Oh shit. So look, right, I'm like, fuck that shit. So we, I'm about to get away from the nigga. I'm like, yes, I can live again. You feel it?

So I said, Chico, I was like, bro, I think the nigga got the coronavirus, right? So look, I sit on the plane. I don't need to see the China man, nigga. I just look out the window. I look back. This nigga sit right here in my faith. Right beside him.

I walk on the plane. Why I'm gonna push that, fly. How do you look at me when I got a little? How do you look at me when I got on the plane? I get on the plane. Bro, I'm gonna tell you what fuck me up, bro. That nigga said, I said, oh, can I now?

Yep. Get the fuck out of there. Get out of there. You gotta get kicked off this plane if y'all want to go. Because you don't want to be the first nigger with coronavirus. You don't want to be the, because you know, niggas, we don't have no sympathy. Niggers will be talking about, boy, if you don't get your goddamn sick ass to fuck out of your nut-ass, niggas, niggas.

I told that nigger don't vote with them coronas, nigg. You should have been on them hide against with us, Nick. Right. Stupid-ass-a-n-nigger. Stoo, where your mask got, nigga, get your mask, nigga, get your sick ass on somewhere. All right, man, you know, niggins go clown this shit out of your head. That's how they be when they look at niggas, but I'm not racist. Niggins, but I'm not racist.

Right, you're sick. You sick? You sick? You sick? I know how to do nails now. Man, that's fucked up. Fuck y'all. Racism is funny. Hey, it's crazy because I think the nigga do, though. I think the nigga do though, because when I said at the back of the plane, that nigga did like it.

And it wasn't even on the racist shit. That nigga was legit scared. You can see it in this face. And he ain't even had a regular mask on. He had like the upgrade. The respirator. Yeah, the terminator man. It was like, he had the.

You know the one you put on when you're about to paint the living room and shit. Yeah, one of them. The HVAC mask. Yeah, one of them on like Bain off Batman. That's what this shit looked like. Like, even if he don't got the coronavirus, whatever he's trying not to give a nigga. I don't want it. That's what it looked like he had the mask like he wasn't trying to spread some shit. Bro, we need a whole show with just us at the airport early in the morning. We see the stupidest shit early in the morning. Hey, you niggas that work at the airport that be pushing people around to their gate. Hey, man, stop pushing them old people up on us, man. They do not know where they be at.

Nick, follow me. 16 gates. Hey, Chico, let me take a picture. I'm like, hey man, who is that right there? Oh, don't worry about it. She's good. She's sleek. Hey, Chico, I had one push up on me too. But guess what? What? Mine had the shakies.

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My nigga right there, school, at the airport there. Make you noise if you work at the airport. Niggins that work at the airport be giving you promises they can't keep. Hey, nigger, hey, if you ever need a motherfucking flight anything, bro. Holl at me, bro, I got the hook up on the flights. You fuck around and go take the flight. They'd be like, yeah, I'm trying to check in.

Oh, okay. Yeah, you want to stand by, stand by. What that means? You're going to stand by. Nika, move. You ain't got no real deals. I love walking at the airport. It'll be 5 o'clock in the morning.

Man, that bitch on the roof. It sounds like you're in a horror movie. What the fuck happened to you? That bitch got the coronavirus? Sound like you've been listening to what your life like. That bitch said, Carlos. She needs you. That's a bat.

That's me. I don't know what she said. You sure that was me? I don't know who it was. She didn't say me. She said you know. She said you sure time out. Say it again ma'am. See that's a bat. That me sound like she got a bad alternator in her throat. I mean you got to get your alternator changed. I just know she dragged her feet when she walked. Dirty feet ain't speech. Say it again. Oh, it's more about all the bats out. There's more of now. I'm gonna speak back. They heard her was like she is here.

You got them, loads. They're everywhere. She yelled like her shoes. Shut up, you the same bitch. Leave alone. Ain't that that nigga wife? Nah, that was the one beside his wife. There you go.

Move you. I'm about her. Leave me along. She's been screaming my name out all night. I love you too. Boy, I wish I knew some of y'all names so I could just yell them out. Nikki. Tasha! I like her. She looked like she's working at White Castle. Ashley! Stay bringing them little burgers hall.

Oh, there's some hood chicks in here. Keisha. What the Keisha's at so I know who to stay away from? This is a bitch in here named Lexus. I'm sure we're Lexus and Mercedes and Mercedes. See, I told you, I told you. There's a lot of black women here. I know it's about 88 Britons in this bitch. I told you. Yeah, there they go, Jasmine's. A whole bunch of Jasmine's. It's a more crazy shit like Lashonda, Latasha. Where the Latasha gums at? Where the ladies that's named after their father and their mother? Where Earl Isha at in this motherfucker?

Where Earl Leisha? Where Earl Leesia? Who got the United States name, Alex? Frank Shell, where that motherfucker's that? Not French Shell. Franchelle, Earl Leisha. My girl name came in Alex. Ma'am, I don't know if I'm high or not, but your arm longed down a motherfucker. What is that? What you got some moonshine?

No, that's a Palma's Sun. That's empty 2020. You ain't drinking Palma's on? Yeah, she's trying to get drunk for $8. Yeah, that's my type of chick right there. You're a city girl, you're drinking Paul Maasad? That's crazy. That ain't shit.

That's how you know she grew up with a grandfather in her life. She had her drinking granddad is whiskey. That's... I'm scared of her. You know her voice, go ahead, take a little sip of that. Hey, bro, you hitting that? That's you? That's you?

That's you? That's your sister. Oh, she said that's her brother. Yeah, he's looking like, yeah, it's my sister. She's been doing this shit since he was little, nigg. It's my Uber driver. Ain't shit you could do to hurt a girl. And you didn't almost drink the whole little fifth too.

God, that's right. It ain't shit you could do to hurt a girl who drink Paul Mons. She gets you fucking the bitch. He was like, so I fuck that bitch too. That bitch be buffing all day. She's drunk, drunk. Put that dick on my thing. That's what she wants.

Now she drank Paul Monson. She might come home and say some crazy shit. Put your dick right here on my chest. Just lay your dick across my chest. Just like that. I'll fuck with it, though. If she drink the whole bottle, I won't. If she stopped at the end and leave a corner for in the morning, then I know. She just took nine shots. This is a fuck. Excuse me, mid-lady. What you're going through that you got to drink all that brown liquor like that? You know. You know that's not healthy. You either a fucking gangster or a pirate. What the fuck wrong with you? You're going through something? You look fairly young. I hate for you to be the young drunk, bitch. What did you? wrong with you. You need to stop drinking all that liquor and make your pussy taste like

concrete. You know right before it rained that concrete smell, that's exactly what that pussy. Exactly. And then, but the crazy about when they get drunk like that, they just, you just got to get that pussy away. Nigger come home, nigger be chilling. You come in, what's that, nigger? I don't want that pussy. Pull that dick out. Let me see. I like, bitch, you smell like the nightclub. Get the fuck away from me.

She don't know what she did. She just fucking, who. She drank Paul and son out the ball and you know she could be standing up. I don't give a fuck. That shit going down her leg. Did she snuck the shit in here in her tities? Watch this. That's fucked up.

Look at her problem. That did she bring in her in her tities, nigg. Yeah, oh yeah, I already know. Get off that nigga. He don't want to smell that shit. Smell like all goddamn awking them Hey, whatever you're going through I hope you get over it

Because I know that ain't just no regular shit She's downed it Real for real She's gonna go home Drunk as hell Give her Dill do some head Ah That nigga is stupid

It won't stand up Hold it up Bits, stop hearing yourself in the forehead. There's a drink Paul Mons be the one in the club dancing like this. What the ladies are, dude, drink? What my drinking is the ladies are? We got it. To a drunk ass on somewhere. Nobody wants to fuck with you. Get on my nerve, all in the club dancing in your face like this.

Right, right. Just like that. Then she got another drunk bitch with it go. Big, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Stop. There's nobody on this bitch. It's always the drunk-ass friend, hollin at the back. It's her birthday. It's my bitch birthday.

Who? It's her birthday. Go, bitch! It's your birthday! your birthday! Ah! This, free is... Hala!

Hala! Hala! Hala! Why? Stop! Stop playing the baby! Hala! Bits your birthday!

Stop! Hose! Somebody give the palm of son! It's a birthday! Hold' up! What? What? Bama ass bitch is looking at it?

Over there. What's this is? What they look at that? Don't be looking at it's her birthday! What you're looking at? What you're looking at is her birthday! It's my birthday? Hold on, hello, hello.

Hey, shout out to everybody who birthday today. All the birthday folks. What's the day? What's today's day? Come on, come on. Yeah, I thought so. Right. Nah, motherfuckers. It's your birthday? Let me give you something for your birthday. It's Tuesday.

Look, I feel like this would be the perfect shit for your birthday. Who? This is long-ass. Who the hell is hurts? Let's see. What size is this? Hurts. That's what you're with the cause from.

That's what you're... Oh, no, it's missing the H. It's supposed to say hurts. They're supposed to say hurts. I don't know. So who the hair that's supposed to be? What's he like hurts? That's your size, too.

You are, you are large, you're an extra large and long arm having an, big feet having us. There you go. You got it, Auntie. She had a hangar too. Let me find somebody. Where that lady with them extra large booths that... There's a bunch of... Hold up.

I need a lady with... With 2x. There's a 2x. I need a 2x size titty. Come on. Because D.C., her love, D.C. was lit. Ooh, shit. Yeah, they'm going to fit right in there.

She got on some trash bad jeans. Right. She got that... Got on some hefty! And you stuffed that stomach down in that motherfucker like a player. She's covered. Oh, but that's right. She tucked her tummy down in her tight.

She don't give it down what anybody's got to say. That's right, bitch. tuck that tummy in that's over there. Yeah, that's right. Oh, look, I'm just giving, oh, look, this for you. This for you, bitch. Yeah, this is for you. This is a large, long-sleeve lodge.

Long-sleeve lodge. Look at Auntie. Get the IT with those perky tits. Right, right. That's your... Oh, grown shit. You're touring the sound. Yeah, me too. Okay, okay. All right, all right, okay. Hey, y'all. Hey, time out.

What happened? My man right there, sleepy to the motherfucker, right there. This nigga that fell asleep three times. Who? Who sleep? This nigga laughing himself out of dream. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Shit.

Yeah, these young bulls funny. fuck. For real. The niggas on it, I'd be a pro for eight hunts. Hey man, for all you young niggins, if there's any young niggas in here on them perks, stop, nigger. Please. You niggas is walking dead zombies walk around out this mouth.

Trust me. Don't be scared to clap because they're going to fuck them. Clap, fuck them. Fucking dope heads. What they gonna do? Tickle us, they ain't gonna do shit. They're not a fucking threat. They'll fall asleep and forget why they even mad.

It doesn't anyway. You don't even know what you look like. You walk around. Setting a bad example for the younger kids watching you. My little nephew wanted to watch future videos all day on YouTube. I'll go up there in his room. He in there all day with the dough clothes. This nigga that snuck a 2 liter sprite up there. He up there mixing Sprite and NyQuil.

The niggins slept the whole weekend. Wake up and shit on yourself. See, that's what you get. Ah! I used to do that. You used to mix Sprite and NyQuil? Like Will? Yeah, what?

Well, we ain't had lean, shit. That was a lien. Shit. Yeah, you gotta stop, though, kids. Don't do that. Yeah, nah. The real, I ain't you pop, feel like a bullfucking. See, they think it's just a young niggas.

There's a bunch of young ass chicks out here, pop a pill. Can't be still right now. Bitch look old in the face, 22. Bitch, look, 40. My name, Tanya. Get off drugs. That's all we're saying. If you own drugs, we know you on drugs. You're trying to act like we don't know, but we know. Don't nobody blow their nose that many times, Nick. Everybody's talking to the powder heads too. I always want us to turn the fan off. Can y'all turn their fan up? No, Nick. Eyes be big of hell. What's you surprised for all the time?

Talking all fast, making promises. I'm gonna rebuild this whole house. You're gonna sit the fuck down somewhere. Look, dope head, that over here, stealing from my grandma like that. Keep looking for change and shit, move. What? I'll be looking for change. What do you want to get to pick up? Oh, well, yeah.

Stop. Now, you too, girl. How about to stop objectifying me? What's she want with me? Huh? Y'all women be screaming and doing all that yelling at this show and not going to get no pussy away at the end of the night. Coochie.

You're going to get over there and get the FaceTiming people. Girl, look, he really here. I eat coochies. They got to wipe it off first. Man, these women to fuck you for real. They're going to get butt in neck and it be like, you want the pussy with the cheese with or without it. I'm going to go without. I'm going to go with it.

I'm nasty. See, that's the thing. I'm just not nasty for a long time. D.C., how long you eat pussy for? Like, when you eat pussy, but how long do you eat it? I ain't gonna lie, like, if it's pretty and if I really want to do it, I'm gonna sit there for a little minute. What you mean a little minute, about how long?

Until she do that love. That bitch be trying, I don't know what that is in her stomach. That bitch. I'm like, yep, time to get this bitch that dick. Yep, because that's all I got. Ah, shit. Shit, how long you eat the pussy for? It depends on how long it takes my dick to get hard.

Straight up, fellas, you have an eight pussy for a long time because your meat won't work. You're like, come on a young nigga, ah, ha, I got you. Yeah, I'm coming with the dick. Ah, huh. Yeah. Ah. Ah. You're not, I'm going to move.

Ah, ha. Ah. Ah. That'd be the fucked up part, because she'd be wonderful. But you still didn't want to eat. Get up. Not right now. Right. Give me one more thing.

The longest I'm gonna eat pussy is three commercial breaks. Straight. If family guy go to commercial three times, I'm done. So nah, that meant you to ate the pussy through three sections of the shit. That's a whole 30 minutes. Three commercial break? Yeah, because there's only three per show, so you that ate the pussy per episode. Ah, shit, the bitch's tricked me.

But see, this is the thing. I think it's stupid. It's a whole episode, my name. Yeah. Shit. Because I just realized the shit to keep coming back on. I can't do a whole episode. I can do like a first take, first scene.

The intro theme song. Yeah, it didn't change. You used to, you used to fuck the EVE a CD that you made or movies. or movie be it on. Hey, you ever be eating pussy, and she says some disrespectful. Man, put your arms down, Paul Massan. Paulina Massan. Let me ask the fellas, you'll be eating some pussy, and then she says

some disrespectful shit, make you not want to eat it no more. Like what? She'd be like, eat that pussy, you bitch-ass, nigger. What the, whoa, whoa! Who the fuck is you talking to? Then she hold your head like. Yeah, she holding your head like you a bitch. Suck my pussy, nigger.

That's what I'm talking. I suck this pussy. You like sucking on mama's pussy, don't. What? This bitch has stood up and did the Captain Morgan pose. Get up! Who the fuck you talk to? I don't know nothing about that.

Okay, if you ain't right, the bitch can they ain't talk. She, ha, ha. Yeah. That I don't cougal's moan. They be like, huh. Shit. I was like, you okay? Huh.

Huh. But you know. But you know ladies y'all can bust 50 nuts 50 50 straight that's crazy Somebody asked me another Women bust so many nuts They'll throw one away

You ever seen a woman throw another Oh yeah Uh uh, move Not that one, not that one Come back, come back, come back All right, all right, we're back, we're straight, we're straight Getting to talking that dumb shit I'm not ready yet bitch, I'm almost done

So you better hurry to fuck up And when I nut, that's it, I don't give a fuck If you ain't come out of bitch bitch get out me I'm gonna go to sleep when I be knowing they got good pussy that's gonna make you nutfass and then you don't nutfass you run out of ideas

oh my god I ain't never fuck this long I don't know what they'd usually be done by now let me get creative let me pinch my nipple or something this you know it's fucking fucking when they ask you to come that lets you know you've been fucking up too long

you're gonna come for me nope Uh-uh. Not yet. Nope. Especially not with this goddamn condom on. I got a filter on my dick. I can't even feel the pussy for real. I can fuck through a whole two episodes of Martin with a condom.

Ladies don't understand that your dick actually talk. Dix can say stuff just only to us. You'll be fucking with a condomone and your dick be like, man, this stupid ass shit. I can't believe you brought me out for this shit, man. You see this? This is so stupid. Right. Shit, not my dick. My dick. Thank you for ain't Lucas. Come on, bitch, dog. Put that coat on.

Gonna go fuck this bitch out. Shit. There's a bunch of niggins in here that they got some pussy with the condom in their pocket. Yeah, that's fucked up. Look at the-knickers don't even want to clap. Like, yeah, I did that dumb-ass shit. You didn't got the, you didn't fuck raw condom right in your pocket. Then you go home with the condom in your pocket. Like, what? Might as well hold on to it for the next time. It ain't a nigga in this room that they never used the whole thing. three-pack of condoms.

Shit. Look how quiet shit got. I'm bussing them bitches. Ow! That shit gay when you, if you ever ripped that shit from the lip and the rubber hit your lip, you're like, ah.

No, I ain't using that one. I ain't gonna use that one. Get the fuck out of here. Ugh, digger. This nigger got goddamn spermacidal lubricant on his mouth. Nigger be too ready. I got rub on my lip.

Ladies, y'all don't be wanting us to use them. That's why you be trying to get us to prove we trustworthy so quick. Hey, wait, before you put it on, can I trust you? Is it just us? Is it just us? Is it just me and you? Look at me in my eyes. Is it us? Is it us? Tell me you love me. Do you love me? Can I trust you? Can I trust you? Can I trust you? Oh yeah? You can trust me. All right, fuck it. Don't put it on. I don't trust no bitch who ain't using no rubbles. I don't really like using rubble shit. You're gonna fuck yourself, dude. Some of y'all ladies, who ain't here allergic to the latex? Yep, she got eight. and Paul Mazzon raised your head you did you your pussy a you ain't you didn't

goddamn clean your whole system out with that Paul Mazzon the women he said they got AIDS they could be there with us tonight bitch you got that peck make some noise if you didn't got tested this year I'm gonna lie like a motherfucker you are lying like shit you lie first of all I know the is like is you just wait for your bitch to get tested and they roll you good we good what you're the blind motherfucker no damn well you ain't I like this side y'all didn't even try to clap y'all was like yeah whatever ain't nobody up top there's like shit that's why we in the dark trust niggas who keep getting tested what

the fuck you think you got you keep running down there and some niggas stupid a probation p test is not getting tested which is mean to tell me you when it took a whole age test and kept doing the shit you was doing before you took it, you stupid. Yeah. Niggas go get tested. Don't get the results. If you go get tested, you're not supposed to fuck nobody you fuck prior to the test. You're supposed to move

on with your life. Don't keep fucking them same people. Shit. Well, you ever got tested and I had to wait for the results? That shit scurry, ain't it? Nope. You say it ain't? Nope. It ain't because you knew you didn't

have that shit. You don't know shit. Why would you be celebrating some HIV results? Hey man, got my results back. I ain't got that shit. So you mean you thought you had it before you got the results back? No, nigger. Everybody in here to have had a scare. Feli, ever get that hip bump, nigga, and you don't know what it is?

You're like, oh, oh shit, boy. You're in the bathroom like this. Boy, I swear to God. I know this bitch ain't got. I know this bitch. You gave it to you, bro. I know this bitch ain't got. Get a nigga, bust it.

The only scare I ever had is I had bought some new polo draws. They was red. And then when I took them off, I had red lint balls all of me. I was like, oh, this is lit, no strict. I think I thought you had the dick pops. I remember one time a girl scared me. I think I had the dick pox. This is a new shit.

This straight out of women walker. You know, what to tell the doctor, yeah, I got chicken pox on my dick. Oh, they red. Man, there's some shit out. One time a girl scared me. How she scared you? Yeah, she fought around that ate a bag of hot flammy Cheetos, but I forgot, and she gave me some head. And that she gave me head, probably like by 45 seconds later that shit got on five.

Now, you look like wallow, nigger. I thought that big burnt me, brunt me, bro. See? You see how the niggas is? you just got to talk them through it. Ain't nobody had no scare before I said something. Everybody like, oh, you know what? I do remember the bitch gave me some head with the flame of Hot Cheetos.

I did get some head one time from a girl who had some vix vapor up on her chest. That shit got on there. My dick was breathing in some of a lot. Oh, breathing ass dick. What are you doing? This is a lot of stage right here. This is a Christmas play stage. Rumba bamba.

I see... And I'm there for the rumpabababum. My e. She just hit Oh, Rumpa Bum-Bum-B-B-B-B-B-A-B-B-B-B-B. I got my welfare check. Oh, Rump-pum-pum-pam. Ramb-pam-mah.

Rum-Bum-Bum-pam-pah. Don't do. Look at the things. They can wait to play all night. They like it's hot time. Come on. Them niggas prepared for everything. Let me some pimping, man.

Climpy some real smooth. Who need a hanker? You know, you got three hankers. Who need a hanker? Look, niggins, you need everything. Boy, my nigger looks a backyard again. That's what it is, bro. You look just like one of the backyard against.

You do need some facial hair, though. You look like a big-ass baby. The d'nigas at a backyard again. You look like a backyard again. You ain't never watched the backyard again. Some nigga can't sign the backyard again. Like, hey. The backyard again.

I'm like, that's Beyonce, bitch. You ain't chicken. This nigga here. They got the cars up here like we were playing Spades game in this motherfucker. Y'all went with that. Let me show some love to the bed. Man, we brought a whole nigga on the saxophone up here.

My niggas, you know got a saxophone, nigger. Be a train. Right on the metal thing. I'm gonna feel it. I'm gonna feel it subway train. Happy black history, man. White people, y'all pull. White people, y'all are supposed to make a lot of fucking noise right there.

Yeah, yeah, right. Stupid ass, y'all brought us over here for the reason. Cut it on. Cut it on. White boys. Who's your favorite person in black history? Say something stupid so we can whoop your ass. Who?

What? Meek Mill? Okay, I give them that one. We in Philly. We in Philly. But you know how much we're not dead and went through, but both. Technically, that count. Because meek Mill looked just like Martin Luther King.

King. I'll give you that one. But give me a historical figure that's not Martin Luther King or Malcolm X. Who's your favorite black person? That boy, heartbeat. Fast is for... I don't fucking know any, bro. Did you just say Ann Frank? This motherfucker, yeah. You can't blame these niggas for really not fucking with us. What you mean? That nigga don't know nothing about us, Nick.

Well, he shouldn't have his motherfucking ass in here doing Black History Month. Noggin'n't have... You should have went to another and Frank is Jewish, sir. Don't ask the nigga in front of you. He's not going to help you cheat. You ain't help us cheat when you was in school, white boy. Talk your shit, Chico. Damn, it's black history month.

We got to teach my man something. Somebody else. He's about to cry. So what? How long we've been crying? Come on. We've been crying for people. Brother knowledge. He said Rosa.

That niggins said Rosa. Rosa. Oh, you know it like that where you think you can just call a Rosa? You think you on a first name basis with mother, sister, goddess, miss. Rosa parks? You just go call a Rosa? Say it again. All right then, motherfucker.

Talk about some goddamn Rosa. If you don't put a miss in me. front of it right miss rose we got a lot of black history people that don't get they credit mother fucking right we don't you know who else you know it's place a more black history in philly what alan iverson first nigga get his hair braided at the game hell yeah that's my favorite basketball player rest in peace coby brian too and no most in peace to kovie hell yeah gill was on there asking all them fuck the bad everybody was gill caught a lot of hell

oh that's the fucked up part about the whole debate about black men and black women we ain't have shit to do with that that's the fucked up part about being a nigger you can beat the case and still never beat the motherfucker and they got acquitted they still asking about the shit 20 years later ma'am he did not get convicted of that shit that stupid and lazy front she had on she was filling herself after she was feeling herself after she did R. Kelly Greasy that time had R. Kelly that motherfucking in my life.

Y'all telling me with this man. She thought we were on her side. She was sitting there like, oh, I got these niggas now. I can say whatever I want. No, you can't man. Because R. Kelly did a lot of that shit that he said that they said he did. But I know one goddamn thing.

What happened? He ain't hog-tied, nobody. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one thing that nigga didn't do. We know how to hawked nobody. What do you say? I don't know how to haught nobody. That nigga didn't do that. That's fuck, though.

He ran out of money, bro. Those holes got to fight at a best western. Huh? That nigger ran out of money. Those holes got to fight at the best western. Oh yeah, oh, there's two girls. Yeah, they did get to scrap in. That hotel and he had no elevator.

They had three floors. Those bitches are fighting clothes. everywhere I'm ready for them holes to go to jail too because at this point they did something because they're doing too goddamn much every time I look up these bids got a new story you know what money they were paying them all crazy nigger ran out of money he ain't got no security nobody working for him no moment that bitch realized it was only one person that was blocking her from going home it was the other bitch she was like oh I'm gonna whip your ass

bitch I'm going home today that's why she walked by talking I can't believe you A lot of fucked up shit going on now, hell, man. He's got to be careful and, you know, don't take this shit for granted because anything could happen at any moment. There's a lot of shit going on. Hey, that bitch came in that rules. She's like, what you doing? Oh, I'll fit it with your hat. Talking about the video.

Yeah, they was, that should be crazy to people. She had her bags packed and everything. They were all that to do. Yep, they got the scrap. There was no security. It was just her. like I'm going to my family today. It was a fight for freedom.

I'm holding that a Best Western. I fight you for your freedom. It was. It was a best value. They were hooking. It was at the Trump. That's what they told you. They was not in no Trump Tower. They were at the Best Western. You could tell from the carpet at one of the Trump Towers.

That was the Best Western. Because Best Western got that old lady carpeted. They had that old lady carpet. lady copy. Yeah, if you're no home carpet, dick, yeah. I fuck with this shit, bro. Look at the ushers up there. They want to sit down. They want to sit there. I'm bad than a

motherfucker. That niggin' knee hurt like a ballpark. What do do you go? He didn't get off? Yeah, we fought with the people. He didn't get out. What, girl? Every fucking time I come over here, you yell at something. What do you want? You love me?

Uh-uh. No, she want to ride home. She ride the train. You don't fucking love me. Salute to everybody go to Uber to this bitch because you knew you weren't going to find a way to park down this motherfucker. Don't take you an hour.

Really disrespectful with the parking. Y'all don't never had no off days. You got to pay every day to park in this city. Your motherfucking right. And these motherfuckers their right tickets here take their jobs. Serious than a bitch. You can be sitting in your car right. Excuse me, yeah, I got you.

I got you. you write me a ticket pussy fuck around they don't have them three dollars they'll give you a ticket for two hundred and sixty eight dollars take your opinion out right on that bullfuss bold enough to mail me a ticket I'm gonna mail me a ticket to Atlanta you think I'm paying this shit

for real yeah what what I wonder if that's some good pussy oh I got a group old picking ball taking balls they band together to say your name and one two three they say who said it they sound like they got some huge tides spotlight man can your shit go right there what about you over there spotlight man you up you sleep let me see what the fuck bitch ass mega we over here hey baby she said hey baby let me see spotlight man up top right now spotlight he's

He like, damn, what a roach? Oh, that, no, no. No, what the fuck is you doing? Nigger down here. Hold up, nigga. He's like, what a road check. And now, coming down. I didn't know where what's niggins up there?

He's not up there. Spotlight man. Go down. Down, spotlight man. There she go. Look at our hands, Spotlight, man. Right here. This motherfucker is.

Second road. Don't make me go up there. Whoop your ass, bitch-ass, nigger. Spotlight man. Spotlight man. Spotlight man put the spotlight back on me can you see us? Put the spotlight back on me spot okay now follow me and we're going here all right down and up no no no fuck up there's nobody I told you to fucking go over to the right

stupid all right stop nigger go up go up go up is running the spotlight fuck it we'll do it live go over there chico fuck him thank you booed ass boy all right oh Down, down, down, spot-like man, down, back towards me, back towards me, spotlight man. Fuck, over, over some more. Spotlight man going to make me strangle his ass. This nigga here, fuck it, bro. I do it, fuck it, I do it myself. Go up there, Lowe.

Just see what's up. See what's up. Viol, see where they are. right here you let your lady do all that goddamn hollering you ain't going to even say shit why are you yelling my name you already got a nigga that look like me you're queen look at this nigger right here that's the same nigger came over here what's up baby hey baby I will come up their green here I like you go damn quit hollin at me you pregnant congratulations oh you not y'all been yelling for

every goddamn battle y'all don't fuck with me oh shit the spotlight man must be off that palm my son too with your drunk ass fuck wrong with you what's up girl there's a fine-ass ladies over there what you got in your hand is I'm about your breakfast. Is that somebody's red? You got to plan? Oh, it's my strangled string. I'm about to say what you about this.

Yeah, this is my assassin strangle string. God damn it. What's up, baby? What's up, girl? I feel it was so motherfucking lit. I'm not even going to lie to you. We got to wrap it up. Hey, I couldn't wait for the last dance school.

We got to wrap it up. We got to wrap it up. Man, they're fine. What they're making a little. leave or they day on their time shit spotlight man let me spotlight man with the spotlight up top we ain't seen none of them all night spotlight man up top what's up fucking job right I say spotlight man spot light man show the people in the top I say spotlight man spot light man what you're feeling we about to make the shit rock

oh shit we think every single person in this bitch for coming out here to fuck with us You dig, you dig. We in Philadelphia. Man, look at them beggars, man. Oh! They woke up. They go to bats. Do me a favor.

Everybody, pull your phone down and turn your light on. We got to get a picture this shit. Yeah, right there. Keep the lights up. Keep them up. Everybody. Yeah, everybody, get up. Get up.

We got to get this pick to put it on the Instagram and show you something shit. Everybody, get up. We need everybody in the head. Put it up, get on your feet. Put it up. Get on your feet on. There we sold out this bitch, 5,000 seats.

Everybody put your phone up up up, nigga. We are in Philly. We're in Philly. We just sold out Philly. Even if you're a battery about to die, put your goddamn light up. Come on, put your android up. A little stupid lights. Oh, man, let's get this pick, man.

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