The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Plastic Cup Boyz Episode | Ep. 57

Episode Date: December 16, 2016

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Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. Give me some of that pussy, baby Give me some of that pussy girl Why are you so stingy When you know you got plenty You can give me some of that pussy

Because you haven't given me any Some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl When I've been, I would see you with this shit Tell it to Fucking these hoars on the loo Niggas talking about Them niggas fun to hang with that shit

I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the A But I might jump on the plane In Palais Vuola Fonte

Cause my no close I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities A nigga went to Germany And felt some different cities Hey, niggum went to Germany and felt so different to it.

Hey, hey, a niggum went to Germany and felt some different tinn. I say they're small and they round, but felt some different titty. Hey! Pudson got a smell, but I'm a fuck, go. Speak the red. It's good. What's it got to smell, but I will fuck, no. Pudson got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, no.

Hey. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell but I'm a fuck, no. I like smoking, I like smoking, I like it. I like it. I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly. Hey! Bichies walking out, bitches pulling up. I'll apologize and say I don't give up for I'm crazy man.

I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I was about to say now. You guys are crest. You guys are crissed man. I fell asleep. I don't know.

No. No. I don't smoke weed like that so. I was like. How many time you fucking get the weed? the weed. Nick. You're a fake get the weed thing, man.

I pay that motherfucker around around. Hey, you're a motherfucker right there, man. Get it to, nothing. Like, so many people performed and they were good, but they were hearing that shit. They wanted to hear Currence. Yeah. Curran's got up, everybody fired that shit.

I was like, oh, this one of the high part. I ain't never hosted shit. But people were actually not moving, but still having a good time. I'm like, y'all niggins, I ain't moving, but having the time of your life. That's how motherfucker weird hands operate, man. Weid hands operate, man. We did

You interrupt this program To interrupt the program So what you're gonna say Well we're just interrupting the program So the program could be interrupted He don't know I'm coming tomorrow And he think I'm He just like

Well dad if you ain't gonna make it Just send the gift so they can make it On my birthday He's smart though You got the phone No That's what he did What up?

I just said it What's up with you? No, they don't drink. I'm saying? I do, but I'm saying. I do, but I don't. I'm no niggas who are you right now. Oh, my baby.

Good to see y'all. Come on, man. My fucking red bull. Name, you want a red boy, man? Give me one. Oh, you got one. You got one. Spank, what's you all?

Drink some minutes. Come on, man. Oh, yeah, most definitely. We need this. No, I'm probably. I appreciate y'all. Need a little spads on an 85 side. I'm seeing all.

A little drinks. I'll be retreating y' y'all. Thank you, man. We appreciate that. Come on, man. Hey, man. Come on, man. That was so geeked up in my am.

I had to stand outside. Damn. It was hot as well. Hey, boy, that shit woke me up by my shirt. Like, you're geeked up. I had to get the fuck up. Yep. Yeah, I'm in here.

Yeah, that's, oh, that's that sexy. How you sound? Yeah, that's me right there. Mike check. Everybody get a mic check. He's talking in the bathroom. I was like, man. If you go to pull a bitch, you just going to get to his ass.

Just get the spank. Hey man, talk about, tell her, pull up. Yeah, pull up, baby. Why do you sound different? Bitch, pull up. Just pull up. I'm speaking on behalf of another nigga. So what's new?

Just here in Atlanta. It's raining. Why is it raining? It's not even raining. It's kind of like, niggas spitting. When it rained in Georgia, that is the saddest shit. People driving like it's a fucking tsunami out there, bitch. Niggas, I'm trying to pull out of Dunkin' Don't know.

Niggas, I'm going to hit me. All it take is a little bit of precision. in Atlanta for the whole city. This nigga want to keep in this with big words. Okay, I see what's going on. Yeah, it's Sunday

just want to change. It's sad niggins Sunday we got to drop that motherfuckering. We got to drop the diction on these. Fuck! The Falcons lost! We got to drop their diction on these old.

The Falcons lost. I'll be spitting straight literature. The Falcons didn't lose. The Falcons did what the Falcons do. And what is that? They falcons. The Falcons are like

a dead-be-dad. They all would be like, hey, I'm going to be there next week goddamn surprise for your birthday. Then come next week, they'll show up Like, man, he'll fucking dead beat 85 85

85 85 Y'all ready to get these shit doing Yeah Welcome back to the 85 South show It's your man, Gullo Smill It's your boy, D.C. Fletzzi, Y'clock

We back up in this, motherfucker We back again Oh, okay Man, yeah, but we were doing that early, We didn't know, but they got loud I feel you on this This nigga with like the show's on Okay, cool

Can you turn that down? Turn that shit down So we can start That shit is lit Hey man This is another dope-ass episode Up the 85 South show Fucking right

You see what it is We got our partners In here with us today Man We got the fucking Plastic Cup boys in here Man Plastic fucking Cup boys

Man I think y'all turn me off I think you'll turn me off Spank fucking retortals I'm silly I see why you don't fuck with him Lexus What the guys

Okay then we go on back I don't know you had to put on. My fault had to push on. We all now. Well, y'all see we broke out the good silverware and shit. We got our plastic cup. All right, all right. We support the movement.

That's love. We appreciate that. Even though y'all making my hot coffee get cold and fuck, man, still, I'm still going to sip this bitch. Yeah. Still going to sip, man. Shout out the Red Bull for keeping that shit going. Yes, sir. Oh, y'all got sponsors.

Yeah. Oh, shit. You thought we was just up here fucking on? Well, it's not really a sponsor. It's a nigga who had a box, and he said he worked for a little. And we try to get it. They work up there who keep us up. So you put the shit here, and then they see it and they, okay, maybe we get him some money.

It's the nigga who over the vendor machine. So we try. We know the nigger who fill up the shit at the college in the food court. So we try. He brings us all the shit. Basically, y'all make me look good, get some reviews. Exactly, I know what's going on. I got it.

Make me look good. We make you look good. Shout out to the plug. Fuck it right, man. That digger. How y'all doing, man? What's going on? What's new, man?

What's new, man? Y'all ain't really had no questions, huh? We ain't really... Now, this is not what that is. Like, you act like we had a lot of shit to ask. This had an interview, motherfucker. This would come sit down, get shit off of your chest. Get this shit off your chest.

Whatever happened Friday, you can talk about it today, then. All right. We should get this interview on Friday, so we could have got some more people in them. Well, shit. This shit is going to come out when you back at the crib. He's going to get home. Just black, you can lie on this bitch We're like, nigga, we were so loud all weekend

Oh, we was sold out. We ain't got a lot. We ain't got to go. That is. It's called out every time. Tell them, girl. Let me get lying, but I'm going to tell you what. Standing room only.

They said, I heard people don't be really getting nobody in there like that, like especially on Friday nights. Come on, keep it all with games. We all in the games. We all in the games. It ain't got shit to do with y'all. The club is on the decline. The club will be on the decline,

then try to make it seem like you ain't shit. So, they get next time, they'd be like, shit. Right. Last time, it was raining this shit. You ain't really, you know what I'm saying? Like, motherfuckers going there and get sick. Like, they're known for that shit. Oh, nigger, you're right up under the AC,

but it's a big-ass ventilation system right here. Nigga, they lit incense last night because the bathroom was foul, growing up this older, so they had incense lit in the club. Welcome to Atlanta. That's the type of shit. We ain't get out.

We ain't get that money yet, man. What did you say, nigga. No, this ain't on air yet. Nigger. Add this shit on Wednesday. Y'all, y'all, y'all get paid tonight. This is going to come out like Tuesday. Okay, cool, man.

So, no, we go. We go. Yeah, we good. Yeah, that's just one club of many that ain't shit. I mean, y'all on tour right now. You're going to find one that's worse than this. How does shit going, man? Y'all stay working all year round.

And the crazy part about I saw y'all special, too, so I'm a fan. Oh, thank you, man. I appreciate it, man. I'm a fan. Yeah, no, the tour. The tour is good, man. We do better at comedy clubs. You know, we beat Live Nation try to put us in some shitty venues.

Not shitty, but just not venues that. For comedy, like House of Blues and stuff like that. People don't really know that we did, you know. So, that's a good problem to have. Yeah, they're only a whole like 500. We're probably like 250, you know what I'm saying? But we want to sell out. That's sold out at a comedy club.

Yeah, $250 is a good-ass crowd. Hell yeah. Most definitely. Let's talk about the comedy grand for a man. What was it like coming up in Philly though, man? No, no. No, Philly is a gangstasy. Oh, I'm from Jersey.

Well, you're from Jersey, but he came up through the comedy, sorry to Philly. Oh, okay. I was doing everywhere, but, um. Talk to him, man. No, I mean, I was, no, I'm from Jersey, so I was, I wasn't just, like, a lot of Philly communities would only do shows in Philly. I would go to New York, New Jersey, all that stuff, try to get on, too. So, yeah, but that was, the Laughhouse was my home club, same club is Spank.

Yeah. They didn't give me no love in Philly, really. Hey, man, you know, a classic guy. You want to diss, you want to diss somebody? Man, I feel it. I feel it. I feel it off your chest. Get it off your chest.

Okay. Oh, man. Come on, man. Rest and peace to the left. Get this shit off your chest. off your chest. Yeah, rest of peace, Mauna. I didn't say nothing about Ms. Mona.

I said, fuck the laugh house. Right. I see the tension. Talk about it. Mr. Ride, you punk, motherfuck. Oh, this shit. Oh, come on, man. Get it off your chance, man.

You know, this is Spanky. You show me love, Mr. Ride. Get it off your chance. You had me headlining one year in the game, Mr. Ride. I appreciate you. I knew he had some attention. He was like, yeah, man. You know, I started in Philly, but Philly don't show a lot.

You can tell by the way, the nigga, correct. I'm from Jersey. What niggas fuck with me at I mean I lived in Philly I knew some niggas Right I knew some niggas who ain't do good business

What part of Jersey, bro? I'm from Hillside, small town right by Newark That shit sounded like a community Like it's a two-parent household Some people got step parents and shit Yeah, it's just down there's no that's how it was If you were doing well for yourself You move out of Newark moving a hillside

Back in the 70s and 80s Now that shit is just as bad as anywhere else Every nigga got successful to move that thing the hillside. Every time you come in, they're like, Hillside. You're like, what the fuck? The thing's got a ringtone.

These things got a ringtone. Welcome to Hillside. Spake, what was the grand like coming out of Philly? Oh, the ground was sweet, man. I was already like a popular guy because I played ball. I was always the funny guy around the hood.

So a lot of people already knew who I was, so I already had that advantage. So I always had shows, man. I used to put the headliners in Philly on shows like Toree, D. Lee, Sugar Bell. I used to call me because I had the colleges on a lot. So that was my groundwork

right there. Then I had my own night at the Lafouse. That was selling out a week. So I had a good time in Philly. I see why the niggas said, they ain't, you had every goddamn thing. This nigga had all the opportunities. See, Philipsy, see, fill a dark skin city. That's what it is, man.

That's a darkin shit can't work in Philly. You know what I'm saying? That's true. That's true. That's true. I don't think we're going to go. Well, see, all this time in my complexion? You never knew. You know, I almost said,

Fuck, Philly, but that's how you get killed. Yeah, you don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. I heard you're 85 self-show, son. You're like, nah, my nigga, that wasn't me. They don't even talk like that. I like Philly. Yeah, they don't.

They talk something similar. Damn, you know, they're not. Sorry, wrong voice. All right. I try. Just say I. Just say a. All right.

You know what I'm a-me-a-me-a-me-a-me. You know what I'm-a-me-a-me-me. It's all good at. So, what's one of y'all, like, most exciting comedy like story like what's crazy shit though you're like oh hell no this shit crazy crazy crazy story

I see y'all I seen y'all niggled behind oh yeah we gambles now I even don't do that now I even don't do that now even don't really fuck with us on tour I'm gonna be honest with you all this shit y'all had to come on the 85 South show to say that shit

we got to keep a real let's go that shit man go ahead and put it out let them know I'm there for the money I don't like nobody yeah tell truth yeah man I

We all do everything together from playing the games to going out to the malls to just going out to eat And we always be like, yo, where is Naim? Naeem for like we leave him. But it's like if you're in the room playing the game, man, everybody, you know, let's go get something neat. Do you just all get together, go get some meat? You don't pick up the phone. Yo, nah, you want to come eat with us because you want to play the game with. I ain't get their phone call.

But what do I do when I'm going to get some need? Oh, yeah, I ain't on front. That's one thing why he'd be getting pissed off because he's a considerate guy. If you're going to get something, yeah, I'm about a group chat. And be like, y'all, I'm about to go ahead. anybody wants something. Niggas be like, yeah, bring this back, bring that back. So he don't get that back.

He don't get reciprocated. I say, you know what I mean? I think you should do that, but then fuck up everybody order. Just to show. I'm like, yeah, y'all want something back? Yo, man, bring us that. And you just bring like a sausage in one plate, a banana in another plate. This is how I'm talking about you motherfuckers.

Yeah, that's some random shit. That's how I really feel. Ham Chinese food. Man, that shit would be hilarious. With a pickle. With a pickle. Paul's on a pickle, but with a pickle. What a pillow the fuck you mean

Nah I mean What he's saying is kind of true I mean it'd be different if it was now Because we really traveled like Eight nine deep But when this shit was really first happening It was only like three of us So there wasn't no reason for nobody to forget about me

Right that's true They just ain't want me to round It's okay And then Naima said a little smart shit Hey man I'm just not always on Kemp's dick I'm like hey nigga I'm not on the deck I'm just trying to never say that to you I ain't never said to you

I ain't never said to you Hold on. You ain't never said to me. Who you said to that? No, I mean, I didn't say it about you, maybe, is what I'm saying. I never said you was on kept dead. See, now, he ain't looked like the type that if he's about to say something smart, he raises his eyebrows first. You know what I'm saying?

No, you're just about so down. So, y'all is around one of the, matter of fact, the top nigger in the coming the game right now, killing this shit. First of all, he don't wear it surpassed with the nigg of Jerry Seinfeld in two years. Like, that's a nigger.

That's like the white pope comedy You feel what I'm saying So it's like How does it feel to be around Him and he just Y'all get to see the shit that other motherfuckers

don't see like that everyday Kev You feel what I'm saying That some shit that he'll really say Like hey man I'm so tired This fucking day Right here man

You feel what I'm saying? No he says shit like That's what I'm trying to say Like How does it feel like To just be around him And be like one of his day one Palos

I'm gonna be honest About Kev right now Kev is He's great at being a celebrity. He always, you know, take the high role. He knows what, you know, not to say he tried to stay away from all that, that friction and all that stuff. But they can get mad. You get mad at people behind closed doors and, you know, he gets, like, he don't like when we bring too many people around. We got, like, family members that shows he created a VIP lounge so that he

don't got to meet our family no more. That's funny. But I get it, though. I get it. I definitely get it. Because when you bring people around, we forget that he's a celebrity. Yeah. So we're normal. They got the phone all in his face and telling them about every fucking thing they know about it. And then that's only the first person. He got to do that through a 40 motherfuckers. Exactly. So we just understandable, man.

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Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. So, so, so, so you told us a great story about Keval at behind the scenes. Like, give us a real a moment when you found out like, man, Kev is my boy, man.

That shit happened a couple months ago. Liggin' been friends, years. She did happen a couple months ago. About 15, 16 years, 15 years. This shit happened a couple months ago this summer. I've been working on a project, whatever, and he actually is about to help me with it. And I think this is the whole thing you've got to understand

with Kevin. You know, Kevin works so, so hard. You know, he deserve everything that he gets. And if you're not putting out some type of effort, then he's going to be hesitant about helping you do things. Which is, that's how it's supposed to go. You got to respect it. But, I mean, it's two ways to look at it, you know, especially when we got people in our ears. Like, yo, your friends, like, yo, how come he don't put you in this?

But that's just, but y'all got to be so solid and understand. Right. Hell yeah. You get it. You know, you get it now. But initially, because his whole thing before was like, yeah, we're going to be like, you know, Adam Sandley. You know how he put all his boys on and shit. I'm going to do that with y'all.

And then things started coming in, and he wasn't doing it. We just kind of like, what up? You know, and then he's just like, man, y'all got to do something. You got to do something. And I'm like, man, all right. And then I stepped up. I stopped asking for shit. I actually did some work.

I brought him something. He was like, I got to help you because it ain't just an idea. You actually put the work in, and now we're going to make this shit happen. And when you did that, yo, I felt good as hell. I was like, yo, he going to get this shit done. Right. And I respected him because he respected me. And then also it's like, you know, the thing is, now we're in a position to help our friends, bring other people up.

And, you know, we got, I'm approaching it a little bit differently than him. Like, I'm not going to be like, yo, you got to do this to that. You got to work. But I'm still going to provide opportunities for my friends because, you know, black people don't believe in nepotism like that. You know, white people just thought, you're my family, my friend. You don't got to do shit. Come being this. Right.

You know what I'm saying? And black people, because we have to work harder to succeed and get things, sometimes we don't want to do that. So I'm going to make sure my people is working But I'm going to put them on regardless Yeah, most definitely What about you, fool? Yeah, I ain't, man I'm just gonna be chilling

I'm just out here getting this money He shows you He shows you real That's my dickom moment Nah, I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna be honest with you I think Kevin's really disappointed in me I'm gonna be honest with you

He's disappointed him I'm being serious No, I'm dancing Because every time I'm around him He feels like he got to pull me to the side And talk to him like yo Spank man Your personality is like

One of the biggest that I've known Like, you can get in the room and motherfuckers love you. Like, they respect you, you cool. Like, nigga, I need you to start handling your business more. More like how he said he sat down, came up with a little project, bow, and he did it. Now, Naime in my ear, like, yo, he need to come with your own project. Forget what he's doing. Do what you need to do.

So now, I talk to Kevin, Kevin said, bring me five pitches. So I said, all right. So now I'm writing five different projects. I got two TV sitcom ideas. That's what's up, man. Two reality show ideas. But you see the push, though. Right, yeah.

You feel what I'm saying? Like, it's the same way. I be telling my homies, you feel what I'm saying? Like, when you're on the outside looking in and you're like close, that just letting me know, like, that should let us know, like, where you stand. You're listening to the outside. If you end, you already know not just because you see the success, but also the other shit that I'm dealing with.

I still, I got family. I got the pay damn that everybody build. Got my own personal problem. I'm not coming to you for even a $10 like, bro. Let me just get $10. This shit stressing me out. You feel what I'm saying? I'm working as whole.

You feel what I'm doing everything. So the shit that I'm learning, I'm telling you like, this is, look, I'm not telling you what to do. I'm not talking at you. I'm just letting you know the shit that I've learned to succeed. Like, I got this business. I'm going to help you with everything that you want to do, but you just got, like he said, just show me something. You feel what I'm saying? I can't do my job and your job too.

You know what I'm saying? So like, if you show me a business, especially if it's positive, Nick, I'm behind you 100%. But I couldn't come to you and say, hey, do this because at the end of the day, you got to want to do it for yourself. You know what, for you, it's not even fair to you yet because you're not even at that point yet to where you can really, really be putting people on. You know what I'm saying? You just kicking off right now.

So they got to give you a chance to get your own shit going. You know what I mean? You got to establish yourself. But you know black people. You got a million followers. You can't get me up. They don't understand. The followers... The followers is the only people that are following me. Just because you have followers don't

mean your money grow with your followers. I wish it did. You feel what I'm saying? I asked all my followers one time to send me a dollar. You know how much money I got? Motherfuckers sent me $80. Yeah, I tried to do that before. That showed me, I was like, oh, I got to get on my shit, man. You feel what I'm saying?

Like, only $80, motherfuckers out of $4 million? Got a dollar? I tried to do that on Facebook before, but I was, this was like my second in L.A. And I was broke as shit. And I needed it. I was like, I got like, I got like 3,000 friends. This is like, oh, nine. I'm like, you know, everybody can just send me a dollar.

He goes to my address. Yeah. This nigga I went to school with sent me some suit. And the dollar Hey, let me ask y'all this shit I'm crazy to go from like a little bit of ass comedy club to be performing at the

fucking football arena like How was that? That's some shit that ain't been done before Yeah, that was crazy You're part of history like that was late It's going to be a long motherfucking time before I'm going to come to hire y'all

and do some shit like that It's going to be a long motherfucker time I can barely get the company club then you know He had a fucking arena That's $50. How long did he promote it two years?

No. That's a total of, that shit sold out. That should sort of like two months, maybe a month. It sold out fast. Nah, a nigger can sell out comedy clubs, but I'm just saying, to the promoters who listen.

I can't tell I coming to us. What was that shit like, though, man? It was a build-up, though. I got to give it to him. One time, it was like we was just doing theaters. From the comedy clubs, yeah, add extra shows, then it went to theaters.

Then from theaters, add extra theater shows to the night. Same night, two shows in the theater. Then we went to the arenas, basketball arenas. And from the basketball arena We started doing two basketball arenas a night One time we was in Miami

We did two a night for two days So that was four So that's when he got the notion in his head Like yo I might can do a football arena So when we went to Philly We did like three basketball arenas around He said y'all we go do the football stadium So it was like a bill

For him to put y'all on the tour Like everywhere he went And try to help brand y'all You feel what I'm saying Because you got to think about it These are his fans You know what I'm saying And for him to put you

y'all on the platform but like hey look at my guys win you know what I'm saying so it's like so it's like how did that feel man when you like you're just on stage doing what you love and you're seeing these people laugh at your shit man man man one thing you got to know about Kevin is uh once you get hired like

you you hired for life you know what I'm saying I mean we argue motherfuckers and stole from and shit and any other not us but you know some people who have done some bullshit uh but he just, he, he's one of those people that he just stay with what works. If this is what working, then this

is what I'm keeping. He, like, we don't never have to worry about him replacing us with somebody else. You know what I'm saying? Right, right. You know, he might get mad at one of us for not having new material yet or something, but he's not going to replace you. He's just going to nag the shit out of you.

But you need friends like that. Like that. It's not really to come at you. It's not, I don't want to talk down. I'm not going to ever sit here and say, I got more money you know I want to shake

Oh he did that though He definitely did that Oh he'll fuck around But y'all But y'all close friends He can do that You feel what I'm saying But he actually

But y'all got But look though Y'all got no money To even say Nicker look At least I'm a six-figure nigga fuck what you talk about You feel what I'm saying

But it's like He get to shake The success Out of you You feel what I'm saying Like you don't want to Be that friend That you got it

You're talented as fuck But a nigga be like Hey man come on Let's do it And you like I'm a dude When I got damn I'm getting my mind

Right, you're like, this nigga don't want to be no fucking about it. But I feel like we deserve to be on this big ass toilet. Talk to him. Talk to him. Get that real shit. We was on tour with him when he couldn't sell the comedy club. We was on shows with 20 people in the crowd. Like, ah, all right, there we go.

Speak on that for a minute, man. Just talking about loyalty and friendship, because, you know, this is a, yeah, that's fucked up. You know, loyalty ain't shit no more. Right, right. It's not. It's not. Speak on that for a man. I think, man, when this is how he got me.

He was like, yo, Spank, just come around. He already had a name. Now he was rolling with him first. I started rolling with him afterwards when who dropped somebody. He dropped out. Oh, no, he can start bringing the feature. Then he can start bringing the host when he started getting a little more name. So when he started bringing me around, I was like, hey, man, you know, he was giving me $500 for the whole weekend.

That's what a host was getting. And I was like, hey, man, in Philly, you know, I was popping. I've got colleges. I'm hosting my own night. I'm like, yo. I'm about to do this hair show for a stack. You're going to give me $500 for a whole weekend. And he sat me down.

I was like, Spank, you do not want to do hair shows for the rest of your life. You said, man, you want to get into this comedy world and do a stand-up comedian, man. At the hair show, what are you going to do? It's just one show. Wow, once a year. You're going to do it every year. You got to do a comedy show. You got to do a comedy club.

You're doing them every weekend all year. It's over, what, like 70 or 80 comedy clubs? He said, man, you could work them every weekend. So I took the hit on doing them hair shows for a thousand and coming to him for five hundred. Shout out to them hair shows that had a thousand. I did it. Man, mom come with seven, eight and nine, god damn. You're short, bitch.

Naeem, I got to ask you about this shit. You're on one of my favorite shows, man. Survivor's remote, man. How that shit come about. How they come about, man. I love talking about this, right? Shit on Spake right quick. You're talking about the shit you do.

I mean, you know, I'm a bittersby. Spank, we feel your drink, man. We're talking about smugged. That's what I'm on. Give us a water, Spank. You know, the comedy game is cool But when you actually get on camera And you get to, you know, show your acting skills

When that's what it's really all about, you know Because a lot of comedians, they become big actors And they stop doing comedy That's what we all aspire to do, you know So spank, you know, one day he'll get there Hey, hey, hey, hey, brother, brother, I had a 12 second clip And ride along, all right? Oh, my name, man

Okay, man Ice Cube, he pulled me out the car And my little sweater, all right? I'll remember that. Shots out the World Packer, I appreciate you, buddy. Hey, well, let me answer to this, though. You play a gangster as nigga on the show, man. How you build your character?

Man, I'm from, I'm from Jersey. I'm around a bunch of hood niggas, and, you know, I already look like I want to kill somebody. That's what I was about to say. Yeah, it always got, like, most of the time, you got a straight-ass face. And that shit is so fucking believable. And that nigga might be happy as hell,

but he's not going to show. Right, that shit's so believable because you got a deadpan delivery. Right, so, and that's what makes my character. it's so funny. Because the first season they didn't even know I was a comedian or anything. They just wanted me to play a thug. And then when they found I was a comedian,

I came back for the second season, and the lines were kind of funny. So I kind of changed up, like, okay, we're kind of cool now. And the dude was like, the director was like, no. I saw you last season. You made me shit myself. I want you to be that again, but still read these same lines. And then I did that shit. It was funny.

So, you know, I'm about to be back again for season four. Man, that's what you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. More than one episode They got me on at least two episodes He said he wrote three so far

I'm on two of the three And it's just big Because I took this one little character And I was able to make them so likable That they've been bringing back For every season I had no idea And I'm gonna tell you why

Where I got that from I had a conversation with Donna O'Rollins one day Shout out of Donna Rolins You know he's talking with the show I'm sure you do He fuck with the show me So Donna Rallman I'm rich bitch

That's my nigger He was telling me about when he did the Dave Chappelle show, he said, look, I was on that show for four seasons. I was probably on camera for a total of nine minutes and four seasons. But he said, you know what? I said to myself, with the little time that I have, I'm going to make sure that I stand out so that I'm memorable. And he works off of being Ashley Larry.

He works off of that to this day. So I took that in mind. I said, I'm going to try to deliver a strong performance, make my character memorable, and it will keep bringing me back. And that's how it's been, man. And that's how it's been. And round of applause for my man, naive. Thank you.

Come on. That's what it is, man. This is the 85 South show. We're checking in today with the plastic cup. We're getting this real deal shit, man. The brand getting big is fuck, man. I'm glad to be a part of y'all getting big, man. We are going to sip out of glass sweat. Tell those plastic cup boys. They already know who the podcast is for. They fuck with with the 85 South show. They know that this podcast is for people who drink out of plastic cups and think that is real dishes.

We're talking about niggins who got a sink full of red cups. We're going to wash them bitches. I'm talking about. I'm going to put them bitches right in the dish washing. Like, bitch, you know that ain't right. A paper towel. Wait on them to dry in and put them bitches in the cabinet. This podcast is for bitches who go get their nails done and bite the fake nails

off so they can bite their real nails. You see what I'm talking about? This podcast right here is for bitches who got three towels at the house and all three of them dirty. You got to find what side to use? It's a little clear. Podcast is for bitches who asked you if you nutting them when you get through fucking them.

Did you nutting me? A little bit. She was like, no. Yes, you need. Not enough to get you pregnant. It's some baby feet in there. Baby feet in there. Baby feet. Hashtag drop the baby feet in it.

She don't want a whole baby. See, look, these comments from our fans, these podcast is for niggas that spent their whole check over the weekend so they can stretch their $50 through the week, just to they get paid again. That's stressful. Yeah, man. That ain't smart. Yeah, man. Who is the real shadow? I like that. When it's raining outside,

some people got to go get wet to believe it again. Emmanuel Hussing said that on the last show. Shout out to Emmanuel and Phila Hussing. I'm gonna use that. I'm stealing out, man. Hell yeah, man. Y'all make sure you all subscribe to the shit. This is... Yeah, we're still building our audience. We've just got our shit out here, man. You said some

shit the other day on Instagram. I didn't make no sense. I said, I'm using it, though. Yeah, when I say it up, if Tupac cares, don't nobody else care? Yeah. You don't remember? You never keep your head up? Yeah. Two part cares, if don't nobody else cared. But what was the post? What I said? When I was like, haters don't do shit, but make people want to see

you more. Oh, I said, yeah, nobody cares. Yes. And then you say, Tupacacare cares if don't nobody else. Okay. Now, anytime I'm getting a lot of good, positive shit in my comments, that niggas show up and be like, you know, that shit. shirt ain't shit. I could post a picture and all the holes and be like, oh look he

loads with this little shirt. This nigga come through nigger that shirt was $13. I had that shirt last year. Fuck your shirt, nigga. Shut that shit down. Oh yeah, like he always just started with some ugly-ass designer sneakers. You don't speak y'all keep some ugly-ass expensive shoes.

That's just part of the success. So anytime the nigga posted shoes, I'd be like, man, fuck them clowns shoes. You're like, niggas, fuck you these balenciiots. I'm like, Oh, is there a little anger in that? Like, oh, shit, it's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, a nigga caught you getting your feelings. It's just a chick, you know what I mean,

to make sure niggins ain't too emotionally involved in the comment section. Hey, uh, I'm the only one on this, honey. I'm sweating like a mouth. I'm drinking the head, too. Hey, that nigga dying over here, like, this is Christ, man. Swear like, I'm going to look over. I'm going to see two tits.

I'm like, spank. My nigga, you got tities, bro. Put your shirt on. Hey, this is going to be one of them questions that don't make sense, but it kind of do make sense. Talk to them. What made y'all go with the plastic cup boys as the theme, as the logo?

Yeah. What did that come from? It was a bit. You going to tell them something? Go on what you got? Plastic Cup boys, this shit's stupid how I came about. Basically, we would always have the red cups in our green room. This started, we're not with us, with Kevin, the whole crew.

Yeah. And then we started bringing them to the club, so we have to drink out the glasses. And then Harry just started calling us the Plastic Cup boys. And then that shit just kind of stuck And so when we went the tour Because people come to the show And they associate, you know, Plastic Cupboys with Kevin Hart We decided to just call ourselves that for our tour

Instead of Naim and Spank People are like, who the fuck is Naim and Spank? What about the other thing? Joe, he just don't tour us Oh He's back at home doing, you know Hey man, shout to the squad Because I know y'all got a tight team

Of the same motherfuckers who've been there from McGinnon And shout out to the squad Maybe about saying him, you know, you don't know I feel it? You need a feeling? y'all didn't feel that shit got quiet at hell y'all didn't feel that in here man shout out to the dick canner man shout out to dick can't for putting you on

we can work something out dc come on we worked something out we worked together before yeah we did yeah we had turned up that shit was crazy man all 85 of them they had spank on the on the wilding out website for two years like he was over cared I didn't even say anything I was on two or three episodes they cut out everything I said I said I didn't even get a buzzer

how they cut my episode I'm like come out bad they cut out everything everybody said except nick and keff we'd be at the house like this here i know i had a good joke i know they did not end it like that let me call i need to rent welcome to pretty private with ebonye the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free i'm ebeney and every tuesday i'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more.

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The next time you can't do nobody even say shit, like, they ain't going to have it. They ain't going to have it. They'd be like, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. And they're going to have the shit. He ain't going to have the shit. Man, it was bad for me because, you know, I told everybody, they bring Wallet out back.

I think that's the one I did it when he brought it back. So everybody was hype. Oh, man. Spike, you want to make him all the way am all to everybody watch it. Man, did you see me in the background just doing the day. dances with some of the songs and the back just looking at Cab saying stuff and looking at other people. This nigga ain't going to

say that? Yeah, that shit's just embarrassing. My grandma waited up all goddamn night for you and you don't say shit. I said, I'm sorry, man. That's how TV worked. Then you've got people that come to you like, hey man, you need to go harder. I'm like, you don't need to know. You don't even fucking know how TV worked, my name. I killed

that show. They just like average. They'll wait until they show the unedited version, my nigga. By the DVD. This is the worst shit, though, the TV show. when you know you, when you see the, like they put the laughs in, and you see a motherfucker laughing hard as hell, and you know it's from the shit that you've said. He's like, fuck!

They gave a nigga my laughs. I'm out here working my ass off. And they're going to get my laughs to another, nigga. This is the most fucked-up shit I have ever been associated with. Or they might show it in the trailer, but don't show it on the show. Oh, nigger. They're like, well, I can't wait to see that. Why?

They get to see the show. She got so on the job. They'll put it out on DVD. This is the biggest man fucked, though. They'll send the promo package with the pictures and shit. They'll see you a picture. You're doing some gangstand and shit.

You were like, oh, nigger! Fucking them up. Then that shit don't... You don't be like, Nick, they must have Photoshop this picture. They only use it for promotional. Yeah, you see the picture. You're like, nigga, when we was jumping root?

Promotion of the use is only. That shit don't be in the show. Oh, shit. Let me give a shout out. Let me give a shout out to them. They said shout out the team. So let me shout out my homie Joey Wells, J. Dubb. Turn up.

Harry, Harry Rastrow, aka Harry Goodspeed. Turn up. Boss, the trainer. Just trained. Turn up. Like a John Burgundy, the barber. Big Wayne, aka Little Wayne. Yeah, yeah.

Who the nigga be driving you all around? Give him a shout out. Nate. Yeah. Nate. Shut up to Nate. That's what we love for in the 85 South. So we love to shout motherfuckers out.

Who don't get no shout out. Shout out to the lady who'll be making them little sandwiches that be backstage in the green room. I don't know who that lady is, but much love to that lady, man. Or the nigger who do the microphone. Try it now. Okay, well, you remember you're on six.

Okay, you're on six. Can I ask a serious question? Go ahead. Of course. This comedy game, like, I mean, I've been doing comedy for three years, but I've been doing stand-up for two. You know what I'm saying?

And the time flies by... What was the other comedy he was doing? I was scamming I was scamming I've been doing comedy for three years I've been doing stand-down comedy that first year I sat down social media you know what I'm saying

that's like entertainment you feel what I'm saying so that's different ugly bad boy show your ass what's going on but now like you know because this shit would beat you up you feel what I'm saying like you had some great nights like a motherfucker

a man you'll go do a show where you'd be like what the fuck did I do wrong you know what I'm saying so it's like the times where you like when you want to say fuck this fuck-ass funny shit what did you do to say man look this shit

gonna pay your fucking bills you need the goddamn tight enough yeah I don't have those nights anymore I have bad shows sometimes I mean it's not like my normal show but I don't have those moments but I did just have those moments

when you have a bad show when you're early in the game you'd be looking at your material like yo this shit ain't funny like I don't know I know why they want laughing this shit corny as hell but when you're killing you think your shit is genius

but you got to just keep going man and them good them bad Bad shows, that's the shit that make you a beast, because you'd be prepared. When you have some bad shows, you'd be prepared to adjust when you have another, your next bad show. You're like, Mayweather and there. Like, all right, this shit ain't working. Okay, let me switch it up, switch your speed up, bring the energy up, bring the energy down. Different cities, the crowd, like a slower pace.

You know what I'm saying? All that stuff just make you an animal, man. You need the bad shows. Hey, man, just pull up to a fast food restaurant at the end of the night and be like, all right, I can do it. I can keep going because I ain't trying to work. And one of these motherfuckers. So let me go here and keep this shit going. God damn.

Shout out to my uncle working at the fast food. And they ain't even get this nigga all his money. He is upset and calling me like I should give him the money for it. Fuck that. Yeah, you got an uncle that work at the fast food right now. Yes, man. Struggling, too. Struggling, man.

Shots out the checkers, man. Shout out the checkers. Yes, man. They don't even have no way to sit down in check. Even for the workers. Nick, I would love to see your uncle at check. Tell me the stories, man. What they said they want on their big view?

Tell me put up here. let me talk to him. Ain't no more bacon. Ain't cooking. No more bacon. Ain't baking. Ain't cooking. Hey,

this story is hilarious. He called me, bitching like, Nephiel, let me tell you about these motherfuckers. That's why I'm mad, man.

Them niggas know I did 40 hours. They're going to tell me only did 32 hours, so they're going to short me eight hours in my check. I said, all right, man, why you didn't talk to the two of us?

I told him, give me the owner number. I said, all right, well, what happened? They gave me the owner number. I called him. Well, what is that? He said,

Hey, man, look. You're going to come to work on your night. I said, God damn. Shit. Yeah, you need to go to another checkers, my nigga. That's all I can say. Damn, checkers? Yeah, yeah.

You got unc out here fucked up. Nigger, that eight hours they shot at unc out. That's about, what, about $77? Good, 77. Yeah, a good $77. Bigger, fuck. He might there old time. Yeah.

That was the money he was going to buy a look. He was going to get a little half-ounce of me and get him a little and get him a little shot of him. Yeah, get a little shot of him. Yeah, get a little shot of him. He's going to give up here $20 to kick it with her all week. I don't know how old niggas buy pussy at such low price. I gave the bitch $30.

Well, how did you negotiate this? Nigel way in the time there's some old business out here selling new pussy with 80s price? She like checkers. You know you're financed with the check. You know I own the checkers. You want a big Bufet? You get a big. You get caught out and ain't give me something to eat, baby.

I give whatever you want. Look, bitch. I'm going to get you two of these burgers and I'm going to give you three joints. about $32. We fuck in the Sunday morning. Sunday morning? Yeah, I got to go to church. But the girls we run into.

Four hundred. Four hundred. That's what? That's just for the head. With a rubber on. I'm not playing $400 for no head with a rubber on. You're going to suck my dick with a condom? Who thought of this shit?

We both bullshit. I'm stupid. I remember I told that food that he said, Uh-uh, nephew. I wasn't that I get no head with a bitch You got to put the rub on No That's safe man

That's what you call safe sex right now You're trying to tell me The condom tastes better In my dick, bitch They'd be sucking the hell out of that bit Right You hear the noise on the rubber Your dick don't even agree to this shit

Man this stupid as hell I'm about to get soft Fuck this bitch I'm going back inside Like, they whole, he's crazy But they're like that motherfucking rober Hell no Much love to all the ladies out here selling

Pussy at reasonable rates Thank you. We love you, bitches Hey, boy, did you see the fucking news? No, why happened? Nica, it says one out of five Mother-paw got this shit, man. One out of five people in Atlanta got eight.

I'm so glad I only fuck bitches in Decatur. Hey, but they also say, age thing, too. Like 18 to 27 or something like that. So get 28 and over to go Rob, but we're economy's on 27. I'm only fucking bitch is that 29 and up. Exactly. I'm so, I'm not even fucking a bitch

in Georgia. She'd be like, pull up. I'd be like, bitch, you got to move to Tennessee if you're going to be to hit that pussy. I'm not here, shit in Georgia. That's just scared. The motherfucker was like no, literally. It was in five print. It said one out of five, and it was like, no nigger, literally.

One out of five niggas are sick in this bitch. How many people are room right now? Hey, I'm number one to start right now. You can't that keep cold.

Right. I got a cold, nigga. You're going to start right here. I got a cold, Nick. Let's see who'll make

it the next season. It's going to be my hat on stage. We're going to just sit your hat right there. It's so hard to say

goodbye to D.C. You're a fly. got me fucked up I'm gonna live I'll bid it be sick Nick you better hope you get the magic Johnson kind of AIDS

and not the easy Oh come on I ain't getting no damn Niggins There's levels to that shit The only ads I'm getting this It's on the side of the fucking expressway And you can't help me

Fuck wrong with you this There's levels to the AIDS Yeah no I ain't get no AIDS It's not going to wood bitch Hey Spank Ain't you cool with Mick Mill Yeah that's my boy You're a comedian

And I know we don't give a fuck The type of fucked up shit we say you ever said some fucked up shit in the middle of this beef and shit just got quiet No, I wasn't around him during the beef But I wasn't around Drake During the beef because you were disloyal Mother. No, hey brother

See why you don't fuck with him, man Hey brother, we had a show in Toronto. They're hanging out with the ops and everything We had a show in Toronto Doran when it first started. I'm like, oh, I'll be gonna do this. Yeah, they play back to back like 10 times In the club. I'm sitting there like, come on, man.

I couldn't dance to it, but the beat, bang. I ain't gonna lie to you. Yeah, motherfucker was bang. So I had to act like I wouldn't dance, but I was like, yo, what's going on? I ain't know. I should have texted me like, yo, nigga, this shit do bang, though. Like, you're my nigg. No, I'm gonna make me a die-hard fan, but, nigga, hey, I know music when I heard.

And I was like, because the first did song, I was like, eh, nobody get this shit on that soft-ass beat. But when that nigga woke up that next morning, it was like that back-to-back, I was like, hey, Nick, you got to get your muck ass in the studio. You got to do something. You got talking his life-skinned dick talking that shit. Fuck, I'm a relentless. What about Game?

What the shit was just fake, though? That was like awesome. That was like awesome. See, Game, he's a rapper. He knows how to, but you big, though. I don't think he would do that if he was skinny. Like, I don't think he would just be like, fuck the you motherfuckers, rat if you were skinny.

Right. You big. Like, anybody big, you already automatically got the confidence of I will knock any niggas out. Of course, yeah, I want a fight. Yeah, I want to fight. I got muscle. Come on.

There's a lot of fights happen at the comedy club. What's some of the coldest fights you ever seen at a comedy show? My coldest fight? I'd be hearing about him. I don't ever be seeing him. I haven't seen one. I've seen one. I've seen Home Alone and Tommy Too Smooth.

You remember that? I heard about that. I heard about that, but I ain't seen it. What happened? This is at the Lafouse. This was years ago. They just got into a fight because they both did like a Jamaican character. And Tommy Too Smooth said, yo, stop stealing my shit.

And the next thing I know, these niggies outside. Brolin. That's usually how the shit go, too. Who won? It was over so fast, man. And they just was wrestling. What the one of them drunk at? He cool with both.

Acting like this. God didn't stop that shit. When two of your partners are getting to fight. Yeah, it was close, my nigga. My nigga slipped. I would say, I would say. I want to hear some old-school fights, though. Like when Eddie and Martin and them, I want to know him used to punch things in the face all the time.

Oh, for real? I've never heard of that. I want to hear them stories. Yeah. Like Chris Rock, who did he go at it with? I know they got some stories. I'm a bitch. I heard Chris Rock a little of those.

I'm a beat you at. You're like, Are you angry right now? Tony, like them strippers and hoes Tony always ready to fight, boy Yeah, Tony is like the wrong shit out of the thing Don't say the wrong shit Yeah, Tony who?

Tony Rock, Tony's the coolest motherfucker in the world? Who was it last? Oh, well that's, okay, You say something wrong to him? No, go ahead and say what we're saying When he was fighting Gerald Kelly? Oh yeah, he had to fight with Jerry.

I heard about that, I heard about that Yeah, Tony Rock is cool motherfucking too Yeah, that's my name Cool eat, cool as thing in it That's why, that's people like that's why they be ready to fight all the time Cause like, yeah, there ain't no reason for you can want to fight.

Right. Talk shit because I'm cool like that. Real. Real talk. Hey, y'all, give me some ass who are up and survival tips. Because a lot of people who watch this show

talk shit all the time. And I just want to make sure we drop some knowledge out there and so they not get their ass with me. Real talk. Run! Some motherfuckers don't understand that everybody ain't playing with you.

You plan. And you plan. And you plan a lot. Yeah, some motherfuck got some of you got some of you're going on at the crib. Like, nigg, lights, rent, gas, everything do today.

Yes. And you're blaming us, the reason why they got pulling. So. We're going to give you some tips. So when you do the shit that we say do, nigger, make sure you do this shit as well. Yeah, man.

To cover your ass. Yes, sir. First of all, recognize that everybody ain't playing. Just know that before you start playing. So don't nobody want to give no survival asswhip and tips. No way. I never got my assholes.

I don't want to start. Like, I ain't got my ass for that, me. You need to talk to the people that be in the audience that talking shit and think everybody on stage is a punk because they're a comedian and shit. That nigg, T-Rex. T-Rex knows some mixed martial art shit. That motherfucker whipson.

my ass to show I saw a comedian fuck up three four people one night this nigga Willie Robo

Oh Robo had a temper Robo had a temper Some nigga from the VIP section threw like some ice from the nigga bottle

took the barred out and threw the ice on this nigga this nigga met the ice and jumped over the real and whooped these niggas

all way down the club in Uptown whooped these nays all way down the ramp out the door he whooped

everybody at the fucking Loz, how did he meet the ice, though? How did he meet the ice in the air? The nigga got the bucket throwing the ice. Before the ice hit the nigga, the nigga was like, nigga throwing ice and went to the ice. The nigga went through the ice.

Landed on, like, drop. It was some straight kung fu-food movie type shit. He shot up with all the comedians that can whooping the ass. You had to whoop a nigga ass. But that was after the show, I went to the fucking gas station trying to use, I'm like celebrating the shit

I'm like, nigga, let me stop by the store, get the water, take a piss and shit before I take it to the little apple party spot. Nigger coming out the bathroom, I'm standing there, use the bathroom, drunk-ass dude, come up, like, who the fuck is this dude? Like, straight out the bathroom. I'm like, yo, hey, get this some motherfuckers.

I'm trying to get him some help because clearly he owns some shit. He don't know. He don't know what I'm saying. So I'm like, this is a little fucking muscle, not know some shit, I'm walking up to him, and shit. I walk to the counter. He's following me, trying to grab me and shit, so I walked back. Like I'm walking backwards down the aisle

and shit Snicker, reach over and grab my shirt Next thing I know I had to hit him with the Fettie Wap Hit him with about 17, 38 18, I'm saying 17308 He's just some random

You ever be biting the motherfucker And realize You can kind of scrabble a little bit Like you were hitting this nigga like Oh more I'm glad that was him and not me So I hit the nigga with the Fettip Hit the potato chips

Toes go air well Like Bopopop chip up Chip air It's like rain and chubes It's rain and Ritos So we're scrapping the shit

Slip on the Dorito Hit my arm on the shit Kick the nigga in the face Jump out Jump in the whip Smell smashing That's crazy Because I heard another story

Lowe that wasn't the one That's the one That's it That wasn't the one They got the careful What you heard Nigel you told me You were at the company club

Like the nigga was Damning the same shit That you had a whooped In the company Now we had The stole chips flying there was. I was at the comedy club and I left the store. I went to the fucking store.

That's what really happened. The whole time he ain't playing. I'm like, he fucked me up in the stove in the bath. I never bought a nigga in the comedy club. I was at the comedy show and I left and it was at the stove. That might have been the wildest on the road. Kev got into a fight one time. He talked about that and went in special.

I think he did. Yeah, he did. What happened? I thought the nigga was bullshit. No. What happened? They went down. in Austin, Texas.

Was it Austin? I wasn't there. You weren't there? I wasn't there. I thought you was that. I told you. No, I don't fuck with us. At one point, Spank and I were alternating

doing dates with Kev. Oh, yeah, yeah. I wasn't there. Oh, yeah, because Naim said, fuck, Kev, such an entertainer, he stopped to him. So he started opening up for such an entertainer.

I forgot about that. I forgot about that. That's how you got your job. That nigga left, so Kev said, fuck it. I got to get somebody else. Who told you to put you on? You did, my name, and my loyalty to you,

is it that or wrong? That's real. Right, I got you, my nigga. My nigga Naim shoots a special in Boston. Who soles up off the team? Hey, I got, I paid the hotel room, though. You did, I appreciate it, my nigga. All right, so what happened with the fight?

These niggins argue like, oh, that man. He said, I'm not, I ain't trying to hear that shit. You're like, these niggum's friends. Everybody know y'all y'all' y'all. He owe you his life. He owe you yours. Lickin' what happened to the fight, then? God damn.

We are Austin, Texas, right? So we goes to a club. They got a strip where you can go to different clubs and shit, different bars and whatever. So we go in and out of bars, fucking around. This is when Kev's ex-wife was with him. So she was on the road with us. This was when she was trying to do comedy.

She did a guest spot or whatever and whatever. So we all is out. And she met one of the guys like a DJ or a promoter, something girlfriend. She was white or whatever. So they hung out when we was all together. So they was in one bar and we're like, yo, what's taking them so long?

We want to go to another one. So next thing you know, we started walking up where they was at and the owner got his ex-wife and the other white girl and like shoves them out like yo y'all got to get the hell out we closed he tripped so cab was like whoa

whoa my man he ran up to him like yo what is you putting your hands on my wife for that's my wife don't touch my wife so he goes man nobody trying to hear that so security came over so they started going to pin on hands on calves so you know I'm big weighing big so we come over to security like oh oh oh put your hands on my man that's my boy leave him alone

so we break all that says hey put your hands down my nigga that's how okay it's shipping to go down So the security look at us like, yo, these niggins are some big niggins out there. All right, we cool, he good, he good. So he let him go. As we let him go, this nigga Kev runs around everybody while we talking to security. And the dude turns around and go in and Kev runs all the way around.

So the dude stumbles him. And I'm like, yo, this d'nick is gone out of it. So we run over there to him. And he thought, boop, bop, bop, bop. The security came, and we grabbed security. And then Kev just walked off. And then we pushed security off us and we walked off. Got in the car.

This is where the shit went down. Oh, so that ain't even. I didn't even a story. Okay. We get to the car. We tell the role manager, Nick, yo, start the car, we out. We just got into a fight

because he was just in the car waiting for us or whatever. Y'all did he get into a fight. Shut up. All right, man, whatever. He starts the car. Boop, what? Oh, shit.

Here come to cops. God damn. Cops pull up on us. They come over. Hey, we heard there was a fight. What's going on? Yeah. They come to me.

Hood, nigger. Y'all was in there fighting? I don't know what you're talking about, man. What nobody fighting, man? They goes to Harry. Harry from Gaffney, South Carolina. Everybody was fighting.

Niggas. Everybody, get out the car. Legger, what are you doing? So we all get out. They recognize Kev, though. They say, yo, come here, what's going on? What happened? So Kev told him the story. He said, all right, look, the dude ain't trying to press charges and done. Just getting your car. Just going and go. So what the fuck you pull us over for if you ain't trying to press the car? Like, nigga, you thought it was

drugs in the car? Drugs and the cars. Give us your drugs, buddy. God, damn. Listen, we know about the fight, but we want the drugs. We're the drugs We're not coming Who's selling dogs Who's selling dogs

My girl want a dog Like get the fuck out of my face Where's that one fellow name What's his name? Nilem? Where's Nilem? Nalim? Now if there's somebody in the car

named Nilem, I know it's some drugs up here No, wait a minute I heard somebody in the car That's giving out spanking Who's giving out the spanking? Who needs a spanking? Now you just wait a goddamn minute There's there got spankins up there

There's one name Nalin And it's a whole name Nalin And it's a heartfeel. Longfell's. Kevin Long. Who's Kevin Long? Look, ain't nobody going nowhere. See, you must have cut the car off. The car is off, you being smart.

Listen, everybody asks you nothing here. Now put your hands where I can see them. That's really crazy. But that's crazy, man, because why people think comedians are soft? Right. Like, why? I think comedians will whoop your ass faster than the average person. They don't need to know the psilogical things that we go through in our head.

What makes us come up. You've got to say that shit again. The sciological. Listen, they don't know the thing That go up in it That word No, but we got you Sylogical

That shit sound like it's right That shit Nick, it is now Man, shout out to all the Sylogical bitch Bro, I don't heard that shit before, bro I don't heard that shit on TV You said that shit

Fucking, I'm gonna keep saying that nigga All the syllogical shit That go in our fucking hand To come up with these jokes Like y'all don't understand What if we get mad? that's 10 times and the funny shit

y'all is that psilogical that sial pressure bitch give me some of that sialogical text me back

I'm trying to get sialogical shout out y'all are going to quit telling me the shit that I hit on TV like I know

sidelogica the bitch said she's major in sidelogica right what the fuck kind of cave with my niggie

guy yeah the bitch gave me everything sylogical and some more shit doc I got That's psilogical.

No, for real, man. Good segue. You know, some real shit, though. The rainforests are disappearing at an alarming rate. Put that on your sialogical. That's it. I'm going to fuck you, niggas, because I know sial is a word.

Let me ask Siri. How do you spell sologically? Would that be an ass or with a P? What would you start off with? It's just the P. I hate the shit because I don't like how they even spell psychology. What are like, P.

PS. P.S. Yeah. All that shit. That shit fucks me up. Niggas. It's the same thing. No, I'm not like you're fucking spelling.

Be champion this bitch. Comey. Some of us is dumb. Some of us are smart. That's all. Hey, man, fuck that. You're just trying to get psychological with this. The crazy part about the IT9 don't work all the time.

We know this shit wrong. I'm like, bitch, I'm waiting for you to spell it correct. Right. That's what happens, though. This is the 85-7 show. You ain't got to spell the shit that you're saying. Sounded out. If it's smart to you, it's right.

Right. Sylogical, nigga. I'm going to go to the fucking store. I'm like, hey, man, it's a psychological ass nigga outside. She's going to be like, it's a sial-ass niggledical. And I'm going to be right. But I'll tell you what, if we keep saying sialogical, nigger, it's going to end up in that motherfucking diction. I don't know why everybody getting so worked up. I mean,

it's a sialogical solution. I'm telling you. I mean, we're complicating the fuck out. We just got to figure it out. He's going to come up the shirt first. The psychological shirt. I need some merchandise to sell. It's going to be my face on it. That works right Into his bit.

Sylogical. So what's next, man? What y'all got next, man? Before we get up out of this 8 to 5 South shit. What y'all got next, man? I got a... I'm about to shoot my hour special soon. Ah, that's what I'm saying.

What's the name of it? I'm thinking it's going to be called intellectual pervert. Not the syllogical pervert? You might have to switch that bitch. Right. That's what I'm thinking. So what's the steps that's getting you prepared

for these specials, man? man, they're just making you just become a great. Just banging out with my, you know, doing the weekends, doing, you know, we alternate headlining. So just keep working, keep adding. Right now, I got about 50 minutes. And I don't really want to be that much longer than anyway. I just need a stronger closing joke.

So I'm just trying to figure that out because 50 to 55 is good enough. Then throw a little sketch on it, then we good. So, well, how do you, I know when you get them big bangers, like when you get them big number one jokes, how do you, and then they just be all over the place. How do you just bring them together and build up a storyline for them? Man, you just got to create them segways.

Sometimes a segue really may not make sense, but it's just how you throw it out there. You know, the crowd, they just ride with you. That's one thing about, that's how Kev. People don't realize how the reason why Kev can produce materials so fast is because he tells stories. Yeah. You know, he got one story maybe take 10 minutes.

I'm not really a storyteller, you know. Storyteller, you're telling a story on stage, you had a crowd attention. If that shit don't end right, it's over. You set them up for all this, and you got this whack-ass punchline. Yeah, yeah. But this punchlines always come through. Yep.

Yep. Yep. I'm working on my half-hour special. There you go, Spank. I'll be shooting that in January. You're like, nigga, I've been doing this shit. Nick, fuck the hour. Fuck the Ush and 3rd. That's going to be my second special.

No, because I feel like it's a build-up. You know what I'm saying? Like, we did the Placer Cup boys. I probably did like 15 to 20 on there. You know what I'm saying? Because Na'am already did his half hour special. I'm saying? I never did my half hour.

So I need to do my half hour, build my brand some more. I want people to be like, yo, when is you coming out with your hour? Like, I look at myself at everybody else in their hour. I'm like, ah, he's way more popular than me. I see why he's doing it. I don't feel like I'm popular enough to do an hour yet. So I'm going to do my half hour. I mean, I know this.

A lot of motherfuckers know Spank. No, Spank is funny and shit. But they don't understand. We want the shit to be funny to us. We want that shit to be. Because on stage, it's like, it don't matter how many times we tell it. If we feel the good and we tell it right, we're going to laugh at the shit ourselves.

God, damn it, I'm stupid. I'm stupid. You couldn't have come up with that. I'm stupid. You're not stupid. I'm going to take the blame for it. Damn, that was good. That was a good one.

Sometimes you had to be like that. That shit was funny. That shit you're all doing. That shit you're all right here. Fellas, you got to get the fuck out of here. Yeah, because this is a white Jewish building. Inclusion, man. Inclusing.

You think you're going to be the only thing that fucking making up words, niggins. Inclusion. That's in conclusion Inclusion Inclusion Because the Cyanogical way of

How the way you spell that? We get the psychological diabolical Hey man We're in here Hey I knew I said it wrong When you said no What you say

That's it I beg your pardon Silogical Come again We're here What you say Sorry Fuck you babe

I'm gonna I'm gonna close out I'm gonna close out like this I'm gonna say I'm proud of y'all too Thank you man Yeah man y'all This shit dope

I mean, for y'all, for even when people want to come sit here and let us know, like, man, we got, we got a platform to either help produce other, you know what I'm saying, help other black, you know what I'm saying, fellow brothers, you know what I'm saying? For y'all to come sit right here and no damn way, y'all, y'all got a show in 15 minutes. It just, it just means so much to a nigga, you know what I'm saying? So I appreciate y'all, you feel what I'm saying? Yeah, nah. Let me finish the compliment, got damn it.

Oh, my bad. I'm about to say some good shit, man. Sorry. Carlos has been in the game for a long time, and in my opinion, he was just, you know, just another Atlanta comic. And then in the past few years, I've seen him, Steppers game up, and the shit has benefited him. People see the work, you know, you're becoming a star. Proud of you. Real shit.

D.C., I respect the hustle because you're not just, you know, I had just running with the internet shit and not respecting the comedy game. you're really trying to be a student of the game and I fuck with any internet, any Instagram comedian that's really trying to put the work in. So you're doing that and, you know, and it's paying off for you too, man.

So I'm proud of y'all niggas, man. That's what's up, man. And Naeem don't like internet niggas, so that's good. I can tell you the way you said, the internet shit. That internet shit, man. I respect any of you fucking internet niggins. who's in the game right now

I respect the voice got soft who's in the game right now so I respect it because that internet shit is taking a lot of niggins attention the internet niggas

they are they are they are they're telling me I need to build up my social media with the internet but I don't know I'm gonna do it I drink too fucking much I'm gonna be honest with you It's not even that like Safe old you know what I'm saying like I'm two years in the games but I also ask questions

for the get experience so I can get the ground work of being a stand-up comedian but when this is my advice on the social media man it's on some shit the way it's like on stage I'm the same person as on the ground but you know I'm not really all that

bring that ass here what fuck you mean because this is a different platform you know what I'm saying so it's just on some other than you have to find another intellect and just on the social media and be consistent you know what I'm saying it's also just find your itch and not knowing like when you have a following, you self-promoting as well.

Right. You know what I'm saying? So your following is always following you. Like, we look, I don't have people fly in into shows. I was like, wait a fucking minute. Like, hold up. You know what I'm saying? So the social media shit is only you just have to use it for what the fuck it is.

You get sidelogical on the bitch. So y'all go see me on the internet soon. Don't know what I'm going to sketching out. Shout out to all the regular holes. That spank keep putting on my Twitter timeline. I'm like, man, we deserve so much. much more. Shots out to my followers, man.

I love my followers, man. Drop your shit, man. Follow me, man. At comedian, Spank. I ain't going to lie to you. My Twitter is reckless. My IG is not because my wife follows me, so I got to tame myself. But on Twitter, she's not on there, so I wows out. Nain, what's your social media?

My Instagram is Naim, N-A-I-M-L-N-N, and the Twitter is Naim the star. That's dope, man. Did you just give out your password and long? That thing was like NY1, 2, 3, HM. I'm right, that's a password.

Well, y'all know anytime y'all in the city, y'all can come fuck with us, man, send us the exclusive press releases and everything. Of course, we're out here. We're supposed, man. It's no matter what it is, man. This is a platform that help our brothers,

you know what I'm saying? Even our white brothers who think they black, you know what I'm saying? This is the show. Let me give a shout out to the way. If your dad on a media corporation or anything like this and you white and you got some plugs in the white community.

Hollered at us trying to transition and make our bank accounts. It's a rebel radio. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. We want to reach out to all the white people, Caucasians and all the hardworking Mexicans. Fuck Donald Trump. Hey, listen here. Don't you say that.

So this is on turn from 85 sites. Hey, hey, listen. This ain't 85. 92 a.m. Rebel radio. 92 a.m. Rebel radio. We've been giving away Leonard Skinner tickets for the past three weeks. We're going to see Jerry Sondfield.

We're going to see Jerry. God damn it. They said that Kevin Hartfeller beat Jerry. I don't believe it. That's what we brought you guys up here for. We want to know why you're out there telling the goddamn lie. You know Jerry Hart, Jerry is the king of comedians. He's the white pope.

Jerry Seinfeld. These damn plastic cup boys are going to make me grab some scissors. Well, listen here, I don't know what the big damn deal is. If you get a plastic cup, glass, glass, whatever. Still going to drink it. We still going to drink it. Now listen here. Well, we thank you, fellas.

We appreciate you coming up here. And wasting your damn time. You wasted your damn time. Everything was going well and fine until you said that damn Jerry Sinfeld was number two. Who are you behind? The Kevin Long fellow. Killing Long.

I don't know. It's Kevin Hart, man. I don't know. It's Kevin Hart. Well, I don't give a damn what's wrong with his chest. I don't know no damn killing Hart. Killing, whatever. It's Kevin, man.

Kevin who? Kevin Kossner. He's funnier. He's funnier. that, hell. I know everybody, hell. I've been listening to comedy. Hell, I bet you don't know Bill Burr.

I know Bill Burr. She gets quiet when you start bringing the real ones up. What about Jimmy Gaffigan, huh? Oh, Jimmy Gaffigan? Jimmy Gaffergan? What about a lot? No, the white girl. That's strong like Hokohen.

Amy Schumer. How about Amy? Yeah, she got some big, nice shoulders on it, don't you? Looked like Brooke Hogan. I said, damn, look at Brooke Hogan. Over there telling them, Joe. Hell yeah. I listen all. Hey, man, I'm up on the comedian, man.

I listen to comedian. You fellas keep doing your thing, but don't ever get it fucked up. You know who number one is, especially over here on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. It's my brother, Randy. Say something, Randy. Hey. Tell me your sponsors.

You got to give a shout out. We got to give a shout out to tobacco. Swisher sweet. Swisher sweets. The noteballs have got the cocaine. Listen here. Do cocaine, I bet? We do whatever in there at Ribbon Red of you.

Much love to Timberlin for sending us some flannel shirts. Much love for Bird, man, for sending us those fake-ass Timberlins. We got a shout out the Spirit for sending us those duck boots. We want to give a special shout out. You got your boat yet? I got the boat that's in the back over there. We got to give a special shout out to the good folks over there, Duck Dynasty. Send us some duck calls.

Love that damn shoot. I thought the show was done. Hey, nobody asked you what you damn call. reruns, reruns. Rebel Radio, we know who fucks with us. We got to give a big shout out to all the white people that work at all the Walmarts. No disrespect to everybody else, but the white people will keep the lights on. So this is the one from Democrat, the Republican.

Nobody asks you anything, but. We ain't voting, fellas. This is the other shit, the Lesbian, the Westian shit. We already voted. It's over with, Spanky. There's no need to keep arguing back and forth about it. Your boy is over. It's our turn.

He only got two weeks left. He got two weeks left, no. You better go steal while you can't. Whatever. Because listen here, when they give the reins the old Donnie, Donnie Trump, this motherfucker's about to get good. I hope you know that. It's about to get good again.

It's about to get real good. It's about to get real goddamn good. So thank you guys for coming up here. Rebel Radio. My name's Stevie. This is my little brother Randy, and if you got any drugs, just drop them on the floor on the way out.

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