The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The San Diego Comedy Special ft DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 219

Episode Date: January 17, 2020

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Give it up for the 85-down show! San Diego, San Diego, San Diego, San Diego, San Diego! San Diego! All the way, D-A-Y-O, oh, D-A-Y-D-O, oh, D-A-Y-D-O, O D-A-Y-D-O, oh, D-A-Y-D-O. What's going on? San Diego. San Diego! What's here now?

All the way in the middle of top, San Diego. What is there? All the way up top. What they do? I see y'all. It's so, girl. We're in San Diego.

Where? We in San Diego. Who are yet? On those guys, three, quarters, where? San Diego. Where?

San Diego. San Diego. San San Diego What? Say, San Diego Okay Laura, where's got that?

Laura, where we got that? San Diego where we're not back? Ha ha. San Diego. Oh, ya, I feel enough time, San Diego. Oh, yeah, I'm feeling up time, San Diego. See it.

Oh, San Diego. What's the San Diego? You can't get your tears in the field. What the love? You see it? You see it. San Diego.

San Diego. We got San Diego in the building. We got San Diego in the building. Sunny Diego in the building. Sunny Diego in the building. There we don't see. Oh! There we go.

I don't know. Y'all have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat. I understand in the... D.C. always breaking some shit. There we go. I can't help it.

Jay O.M. They got his rod and trolling out. Oh, Ted. He didn't got the Roger Trubble in this shit. California. San Diego, what's having to San Diego? So many Mexicans. We need more energy than that.

We're in San Diego. What's up, San Diego? I like this shit. Who got a lighter? Give me a lighter. I know one of your Mexicans got a lighter. I got a lighter for you homes here. Oh, hey, come on, bro.

There y'all go. Hey, stop. We only need one. My niggas is tossing that bitch is up here like baseball. Huh? I need it back. You toss it thinking you're gonna get it back, you got me thugged up.

Well, I'm so glad that wasn't them cheap-ass lighters. Them bitches wouldn't explode. Boop, pooh. Don't throw shit else, please. God damn. They couldn't open, what the, what the fuck? They didn't let nobody in on the side section. Hell no.

Hell no. I need it fast. I didn't throw it. Which color is yours? You need yours back? Huh, get this crack head, nigger. His shit. Back.

He said, I need that shit back. I need to like some more shit tonight. When you get finished with it. Who do these people in that couldn't pay a ticket for the show? Hang up. Oh, what's up, sister? Hey, your brother, breath's night. Fuck you here.

You know he'll play. He got his shirt tucked in the front of his belt. They're like, you know, see this motherfucker. Get your light, exhibit. He was the flicking chill. Flick and chill. Flick and chill. Because I didn't know it.

All right. I said to him. He needs a friend. That nigga didn't bet somebody he was going to do that shit. Bet I won't go down there and talk to him. This is the one he's talking about. Let's flicking. That's a nigga stupid.

He's stupid. There you go. Who like this here? That's his shit. Shut up. This nigga ain't here with the murder breeze. Hey man. Give me my lighter back.

I got to set some shit on fire later. Can't take that nigga to church. Amen, pastor. Shut the fuck up. Hey, when you get through with that young blood, I need that light of back. Well, live at the Spreckles Theater. Spreckles. She called Sprekels.

Spreckles. That's what it is after you bust that second nut. She tried to get you the fuck again. All you got is some freckles, fella. Look at these two freaking motherfuckers. Like, they're looking for some shit. Look at these freaking motherfuck. What is that?

Oh, that, oh, you're talking about the, yeah. They're naked. Oh, that's the first nigga to get some head in the car. You see how she leaned over. Uh-huh. Look at those freaking motherfuckers. with a sucking dick. He's hitting the head.

They watch it. Yeah, it looks like you can't suck his dick from the back. That's what they were talking about on the movie. That's what happens when you were at Sprinkles. Sluid all my people in San Diego, man. We love y'all. I appreciate y'all for coming out.

Rocking with us. All three rows. We got to give a shout out to our Hispanic community in here. I'm kidding. You see, close as hell. Mexico is right down. I've seen it. I accidentally drove into Mexico.

They don't get it. you know, warners or nothing when you're in San Diego. For real. You're driving down the highway, that shit being English and all of a sudden, you're like, wait a minute, nigga. I don't fucking. None of this shit saying. It's easy as fuck to get into Mexico, but it's hard to get out. They ain't checked my idea of nothing when I came in there. They was like, oh, go ahead.

Hey, I ain't gonna lie. Mexican candy is nasty. It ain't nothing but season, salt. They're talking about him. Here, try this. I'm like, bitch, I ain't cooking fries, smooth. go straight to dissing the candy I'm gonna tell you something I thought you're about to say something profound that shit on everything lollipops and that's what scared me when we were flying in I was sleep and then my phone vibrating that shit said

welcome to Mexico I was like what what plane did I get on I'm trying to go to Mexico Tico they put that season on everything oh yeah they put that shit on maybe a girl like a lot of pop of that shit he was like ah ah yeah you get you some mangoes they be hitting that mangoes with that you you want more I said she needs some water she looks spicy that's fucked up bro they didn't got us some goddamn the Hispanic community they don't know how much we fuck with them bro I bought some oranges from when this old Hispanic dude on the corner of just a random neighborhood that man just had real orange juice in them I'm like this shit

delicious hey I fought I fought Hispanic too I fought around the walk in the goddamn the beauty class though and he said black knowing in Negro. I'm a default racist. What is Negro in Spanish? Black. I did not know that. Yeah.

It's just Negro with a little accent part. They got to change that. No, they don't. That's shit in the Spanish dictionary? Yes. Hispanic said, I got some explaining to do. It's Negro. Negro.

They fuck with us. I like last time. They got some way. shit they could call you than that what a guy you gotta ask them they fuck with me so what's the difference between puta and punta what's it's a man bitch and a woman bitch okay so which one is the man bitch punta who's the woman bitch no that's the woman bitch is punta what's the man bitch oh okay now look say I know disrespect I'm just a ghetto translator you can try to tell them but they wouldn't

So the weed is multi. Shit. Molotai, right? Most side. Look at all the Spanish people like, what the fuck is he talking about, Holmes? No, they don't understand. If Spanish people talk black people Spanish, we could take over this motherfucker. Mm-hmm.

We can get some shit done. Who willing to teach your Spanish? Look at her, she said, then you got the big Spanish dude. I can't do a hundred. Let's tell him out now, fuck that. She ain't like that shit. He was like, you wouldn't do it. The big Spanish dude looked at her like, what they fuck.

What the fuck is wrong with you, eh? I'm putting with his man, man. I'm telling you, they feast everything for $100. I don't get a buck. So you say you want the roof and the, okay, I do everything for $100,000. They're going to stretch that $100 for a month, nigger.

You got a home depot right now, pull up! I need you to come fix the whole neighborhood. I fix the whole neighborhood for $100 to $100. Hey, man. That's my man. Because the Hispanic dudes in my neighborhood, they cut the whole neighborhood yard, right? Uh-huh. But they don't, you got a cash album, the money.

And you know, I'd be gone all the time, and I usually send the shit. And then I came home, they didn't cut my grass. I was like, man, what's up? We don't cut much. He said, you don't pay two times. I guess two times is your limit in it. They cut your ass on. They don't give you that third strike, two tights.

We got everybody in here. We got the black people in here. San Diego, all the good niggas in San Diego. So I mean, that's why I wore the red and the blue shoes to represent the unity amongst the niggas. That damn it. Who you're on the phone with, Nick? Security. You're supposed to be in here saving lives.

Who the fuck you're on the ball with, security? Security FaceTiming. He's like, oh man, come on, man. Don't do it. We see you FaceTiming. Hey, honey, ain't this that DC young boy you're going to talk about. Look, he's like, go ahead. Sit down.

He came by itself. He rode the bus. He rode the bus. He will be standing outside. Yeah, I got a good-ass show, boy. I can't wait for this 72 to come so I can get on home. I got my lighter back. That's the real police.

People up top. What's up, y'all? No, y'all in the middle. Top, top, $17 seats. Where are you at? We can't even see y'all. They got y'all in the shadows. They ain't even got no seat. They have to send any estate.

Yeah, yep. They up there, in the shadows of the speckles. Shadows of speckles. They got the wind air seats up there, like an airplane seat. And four people to one cube. Back to back. You made a tell me some nicks sitting in that bill. Look, two more jokes, we got to change seats.

All right. And then another nigga come. Oh, wrong way. Hey, uh, excuse me, brothers. Yeah, I think one of y'all in my seat. Who? Yeah, but you just scoot over. No, see you see right here on this ticket, we got two cubes, two cubes. Yeah, but I'm on that, I'm on, I'm in between cube one and two. I'm cube one and a half.

Alright, there you go. Hey, man, two more labs, you gotta let me get on the cube. Alright, say no more, that nigga Chico funny them other. Your legs don't hurt? Go here. All right. Y'all not about to talk about. Hits some shit. You're not about to talk about the people at the top, bro.

Hit some shit for the people at the top. Make some noise. You got your own seat up there. That's how they were walking up there with no tickets. Play that shit. So you're telling me I ain't down here? Welcome to... Welcome to the shadows of the specklers.

I want to break it to your cube. This is where you'll be sitting tonight. There you go, right there, brother. I told you by shopping on group on. Yeah, sit on the cube. There you go. Your cube right there. No, you don't get the whole cube. Yeah, you got to scoot over to the side.

Yeah, screw the hallway up. No, no, no, don't move the cube. Move the cube back. All right, I need you to sit on the edge of the cube. You sit on the edge. There you go, right there. Hey, brother. How you don't?

your ticket all right you on the cube one-a-half I need you right there on the head to the cube all right and this is my seat right here so this is not a great experience hey I'm gonna go man fuck this shit hey turn around It's early, because you're up there, you're getting nervous. You can't see me. They don't even know who's on stage. What the fuck are y'all doing? You got a director.

You got a director. All right. There you go. There you go Now one, two, y'all should have bought your ticket earlier You're my fucking stupid Okay, see what's going on up there We're gonna have to text them all the jokes up there

With a breakdown, hold on let me end a breakdown Alright, I'm sitting so far away, I can't see. Give me that. Alright, here we go. I'm sitting so far away, I can't see. Now how you got to do? I said they fall, far, far. There we're one more time, let me get it.

No, you gotta play like you're crying for hell. It's like... Up top, far, far, far. Yo, show some love saxe beat. He ain't never been to California before. Sign. Just a love Jay Owen. He did she, Jay Owen.

Oh, ooh. I'm talking we hear you make some noise. Oh, oh, oh. Singing and playing at the same time? Ah, you play, I sing. Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah. It don't sound the same. Cunt, no he don't.

No he don't. Are you playing? Ooh, ooh. That shit only works for J-O-N. It's on his neck. Watch this side one. Oh, that's fucked up. Look you, Jay Wigg.

Come on. Come on, Daddy, Trey. Yeah. Come on, Daddy. Come on, Daddy. Hey, okay. Hey, okay. Hey, hey, okay.

Hey, hey. Play that drum. A good move. Let that drum. Play that drum. Come on. uh-huh this is the 85 south show for all the niggins that wear a mish match socks on purpose let me see if this shit work for anybody else no what the fuck man

and you gotta have a little mic thine that's on the neck it's a chief You chole a cheat-n-ass. Vick your house for a hundred dollars. Big show house for a hundred dollars. Hey, hey. Ooh, what the fuck this shit is, man? Oh, what the fuck, man? Computer love.

Computer love. That shit hurt my neck, what the fuck? That man. Computer love. Computer love. Sting that shit, brad. This, nigger, the only one that can work this shit. Nah, nah, no.

Don't bring your toy to can't nobody else play with, nigga. That's a... That's a... That's a... ...he want to be computer love so bad. He want to be computer love so bad. Say it one time, computer is. Oh, hell now.

You want to be that nigga bad? Hey, shut up. Shut up. All right, stop, stop. Take your goddamn instrument. I know. Disrespect, that's a nigga that's disrespectful in the hood. Bring a toy and got the shit and can't nobody else play with it.

You made, bro, let me use it. You don't know how I work it right. That shit don't work for niggas, only for light-skinned niggas. Oh, bring me a towel. I'm sweating like a slave. I was about to ask you that. What the fuck going on? Yeah, it's this sweater and these nigger lights and this San Diego weed. This shit real. Oh.

Now, you're available. What the fuck you get going on? We gotta salute them for getting us the furniture from a Miami hookah lounge. That shit is dope. I'm telling you. I hate niggas who smoke hookah. That is the most stupidest shit all day. And they be, ooh, soon they see the hookah. be like, well, he ain't stand that shit. Why?

Because how are you going to be a gangstand nigger you blowing strawberry smoke on here, but? Where the ladies at tonight? Did they make it out? You mean to tell me all these people in here, they ain't but 63 ladies? Nah, they just can't make no noise and they with a nigga that don't play that shit.

Don't do it now, it's too late now. She just found out her nigga wasn't coming. coming oh shit he ain't gonna make it whoa for California got all kind of women bro I met an Eskimo chick earlier a Eskimo yeah how you know she was an Eskimo she told me my lotion got fragrance in it what the fuck is what you think got out your sweatshirt my eyes is burning this lotion got cologne in it why did you put lotion in your eyes I didn't I'm sweating in it because it's chicken in my eyes that's what the fuck you give a putting lotion on your face you ain't

never went swimming and you had some like some lotion with some fragrance No, nigga. And you start swearing and now you can't see in the booth. That's some shit that only happened to you. Look, he didn't move the security guard. What you move my man for because he was recorded? That is not a security guard. He's the police.

Oh, that's the real police? Yes! Oh, damn, my bad dog. The fucking no real police. Man, you got a gun. You're the real police. Fuck you're talking about. He got his gun license.

Okay. I don't just be trusting white people with guns, you know why. Why? Shit. You know. You know. Junk of the ears in here that don't mean, it's the only one. Hey, hey.

Play stupid if you want to. Boom. You broke the mic again. This nigg is on the street. This niggas on a streak. They probably got this nigger face in every venue we'd have been to. Don't give this one a microphone. Fuck.

Last time we was in San Diego, last time we was in San Diego, we was at the comedy club. I broke that mic too. Yep, you sure did. Oh, I don't give a fuck. Shit, shouldn't be so old. Ain't right, Auntie? Hey, the feces, skirt got in your ass.

That's a good wedgy. That shit was in her ass for two jokes. for two jokes she didn't live the panties in the booty people who are sitting in this section still on their way they must have gotten an argument before they left the house about what they was going to wear bitch is we going on or not yeah we go I'm just saying I'm just trying to figure out what I'm on to wear now they're on the mega buster that is look at this old-a-n-nigger he's been here since the first show he looked like colonel sandals little brother he look like he on the NFL team he's just doing this shit just because

The one night he hated this job. I thought it was Reba McIntyre. The white man looked like John Madden. You better leave him alone. Leave that motherfucker alone. He signed the Declaration of Independence. Ah! I remember when you people were three-fifths of a person.

Man, this shit beautiful. I skip that clip. We went from the comedy club to the Spreckles Theater. Spreckles did. We got three rows of niggas now. Sprucles. They don't sprinkle some niggles in here. Anybody in here from Imperial? Look at all the niggas up top. Look at the gangsters. Yeah, man. What'd you say?

Ain't no way he broke another one. I didn't. They keep cutting it off. White man, I need another one. Stop hitting shit. Fuck them. Oh, that white man back there, mad as a mother, but who's this asshole to think he can get breaking my fucking materials? Dude, if he does that shit one more time, I have to put him on the fucking court, bro. Do that.

I like when I had a cord, Mike. I can talk about sag and teetis. I love a sag and titty. Shout out to all the ladies who don't mind that titty's sagan when you get on work. Take that bra off and let the tities lay in your lap. They tired, too. They tired, too. Look, you just gave her a word.

She said, yes, Lord. Nobody want no titty. That's all up here and shit. I want to see what the titty been through. Yep. I can look at them tits. She had a hard life. She'd have been through so much.

She was not dead. I don't like young women with sacking tities, though. The waistring. They didn't been through a lot early. That means she only take care of them titties. They're supposed to be sagan early. No, she didn't might have been through a lot. You know what I mean.

That's scraced. She's just been scraced about early. Lose cigarettes. Like, I need a cigarette. Ladies, how do you feel when your titty started to drop? Then you'd be like, what in the fuck, hold that bitch? That's low self-esteem. Don't pick them up.

Lead them titties where they're at. Real men to scoop them tithes up and put them what they used to be. If you drag them, they just... It's like a game. You scoop them up, you smash them together, you suck the middle, and you drop them. Pick them up again. It's like a titty jinka game.

Yep. Make you a titty sandwich. Y'all got to stop weighing the waist trainers. Nothing. They ain't working. Yes, they do. Your tithes are sagging. They're going to be sagging for life.

And your teethers can't wait to get out their waist trainer. As soon as you take it off. Whatever. Ladies, keep wearing your waist trainers until you get your shit together. Pick your titty up. You ask you up. Man, pick your titty up, please. You act you safe, ladies.

Your tithies is protected and you can get protected from a bullet wound. Because them motherfuckers thick as fuck. You can roll them tithes up. Picking up. blanket this California though everybody got their teeth is done they probably they got their teeth is redone uh-uh I don't like sagged teethers but they don't know how to tell your chest these are the tinnies I was born with sir I don't have money to all that shit I thought I saw some tits with a big space between them

had room for another titty shit see I like sagged teeth but I don't really like sagged tits because they don't never stay in place when you fucking That's how you know you got good dick when you can make them go in the same direction Like, look at me getting into the dick, the titus helicopter! Both teeth is going clockwise! Sometimes I go to other way, see if they'll go counterclockwise. But I've been showing up, I've been doing this shit longer than y'all. You have.

You've been doing this shit longer than y'all. You got to make both tinnies going the same direction. I ain't never made no tinn. You're a real, you're a leader, Brian. You got to fuck both tinnies out the bra. Damn. This nigg is that he's making tent. This niggins say he's making Tiddy's windmill.

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The IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Ah! It's Mrs. Katrina. They gave some head this week. Making the world a better side. safer place oh y'all can make some noise with that ladies that's a beautiful thing you're a blessing the world if you know they just went the niggins name him head too that's what wow look at my man right yeah he slushed down his

scene when I say he's like yeah that's what I need she like I suck this that's congratulations that's why you're so happy back there she didn't say shit he was like hey bro she should have said something she pointed first she was like I did Shout out to all the fellas that ate some pussy this week. Pastor Wilson on a bit. There you go, brother. That's why I be proud. You see how proud the fellas our ladies to eat that.

No, you didn't see what he threw up. That nigga threw up a booty hole. Ain't a booty too. I know what that shit mean, bro. Ah! Hey, he didn't see that. Booty hole, ain't the booty. That he just threw up his gang, blood gang.

Nigger, that's what it is. We eat pussy all day. Booty blood. Booty blood. He's booty blood. He's booty blood. He's booty blood. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. How were you, baby? Yeah, you came late. That's what we were talking about. What y'all was at? What happened? What made y'all late? She'll cripple.

She got blue braids. No, that shit means. Yeah, chico, don't argue with her. She's missing the whole fingernail. She'll fight every bitch in here. And she got a gap. She'll bite you. Stop. She just did that on the way here.

What made y'all late, though? What was y'all doing? My tits was on the floor. She was long beach. That's her. That's the one that ages got off in LA. She come to all the shows. That's what it is.

Oh, that's lotion! Yeah, that's the one that's lotion. And y'all remember when she bit D.C. belt off? Bid my whole shit off. In L.A., she built his belt, she bit his belt off. And then the last time we was in Long Beach, she came up and sucked his dick through his jeans. Right. I forgot.

She's a living legend right there. I remember her old blue jeans. I remember you. Well, thank you for coming again, ma'am. That's a hell of a skill. Who are you going to wish you this time? Round two? Oh, you ain't with that shit.

She came in with the goddamn Tyler Perry hat on like, no, I have a woman. Hell, yeah, she looked like she's sick of black men anyway. That's a probation officer. Look at the nigga up here. He man, this bitch got my hat on. Look at him. He don't like this. Oh, that's my man.

Oh! That's my God's for a singer name, Todd Trippett. That's my man, Todd Trippett right here. That they got that hat on, okay, you coming up his bowhead. Let them folks in your co-head bed, I don't know. Take your hat on. That nigga, like, fuck y'all's, nigga. Take your hat off.

He's, he's so cool. He's just like, yeah, you ain't hit with the Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis hat. That's what it is. About to go produce with Janet. Got that hocus pokey's hat, how can I have a spell on you? Shit, fuck us, nigga.

I know when you looked in the murder with their hat on, you was like, nigga, that's all I needed right there, Nick. That set the turtleneck off, nigger that. Oh my goodness. Keep your head in the box. You want to be a witch, am I pretty? Look at this.

My Hispanic body, like, my niece is, I didn't. What's up with you, Jay? How you doing? Where you're from? Huh? Lancaster. Is that close to it? That nigga said, no.

But she was here on time, you made it. Where's Lancaster at? Like that? Where? That motherfucker said nowhere. Like where you're chewing that gum. That shit's sick. When you were talking about getting some head, she started chewing the gum harder.

Yeah, she looked like a real housewife in San Diego. How you doing, ma'am? I'm talking about the lady with your faces right now. We got another hocus pocus. Who in here? Want to be you with you? What I want to talk about my man, witch hat? You can't spell on all of us.

Oh, I get it! Oh, I love that movie, bro. Hocus, pocus. Leave that man hand along, bro. No, fucking hit this shit one more time. Oh, because I'm spelled you. San Diego, a unique city. Y'all got the beach. Y'all got the city.

I got Mexico. Everything is right here for y'all to utilize. They got the hood, too. Oh, that's what I was talking about, the city, nigga. The city is the hood. San Diego hood to the motherfucker, but it's beautiful, though. You don't even know you in a bad neighborhood tell them niggas come out and walk like this.

And they got some good upstairs, but I don't know. What the hell I got this from? What's the spot called? Who? Island spice. Island spice? No, that ain't where I got it from. Oh.

Oh. There she go. Hey, where do you get the mox tales from? Well, she can ignore the shit out of me. Aki! I got it for Akeeky. Anybody heard of that? Go find it.

Boy, that shit delicious. The boy really eating the moxed still. Yeah, on stage, like a real Jamaican. Hey, man, you're going to eat your food on stage like that upon your friends, man. You're going to eat your food like that upon the stage, man. You don't bring no ox tail for your friend man. I say my Dizzy young fly, you don't share, you eat the ox tail and you don't care, you don't give me none and you know that I free, nigger give me a piece, I'm really hungry.

No, no, no You're not getting my ox tail because my ox shell is for me. Nigger you didn't bear it ox tail, this ox tail is for me. This ox tail is not for free. So you know I fell like a pussy. I suck on an ox tail like a pussy. What you do? What you do?

More fire! More fire! More fire! I don't want it. Weird. Good people in the ox tail suck on the bone. And some of the ox tail like a pussy. Looking on the ox tail like pussy trying to take the girl home.

Take her home, take her home tonight. You know what they do? I'm going to tell you something that's true. Fat poop, cool, girl. When you're licking on that ox tail, I'm cool. I do not want to eat after you. Big pussy guy. I don't play no game.

Fat poop, what I think? Booyca, booja, booyah, booja. Do the ox tail. Do the ox tail. Do the ox tail. Do the ox tail. Are still, media art still, booyah, booyah, pooha, papeze, booyah, bette booyah, paethe, boiocca. Hey, Jamaican's got some of the dopeest fucking music in the world.

Rewan, no, a trach team. Yeah. That nigga really home. That they ain't ate all day. All right, now let that motherfucker simulate. Any Jamaicans in the... What? It's motherfucker.

What'd you say? S. Let you get no, nigga he won't share with me. He definitely ain't gonna share with you up there, nigga. You think I'm gonna share with a nigga? Shouldn't be that comfortable asking another nigga for nothing. What? That was actually disgusting.

I'm disappointed in you, my nigga. Now, but bitch wants some, you know how I feed her, but ain't gonna feed no another nigger. Look at all the ladies, huh, really like, oh, I'm glad he says something, hey, don't mean one and three rice's down here. I want one in the rice. Three rice.

Who home are? I got white rice too. Who home of him? You fucking? She's like, I ain't homing like that. So as you said white rice, I noticed that white lady with all of them tattoos. That shit kinda scared me a little bit.

Yeah. I know she got some good hair. She got tattoos on her throatening. Ah! You look like the lady that work at the vegan restaurant. Welcome to veganism. What can they do for ya? Where you from, ma'am?

Cincinnati. Y'all came from Cincinnati to the show? Yeah, they're just out here kicking. Oh, look. They're out here doing cocaine. Look at the white dude like, nah, move the fuck on, bro. We didn't come here for that. White people travel and do cocaine in L.B.

They love some cocaine, don't they? That's all they do, and they go out of town, too. Where's the fucking blow, you know? Do you get us point? That was funny. Cocaine must make white people react different than niggas. Because every nigga out of seen no cocaine is a nigga. You do not want to be around at all.

You ever been in the hood where the niggas snoring? Coke, this nigga just be extra extra. Cokane. Hey, bro, what's up, nigga? Shit, not the powder in my neighborhood. It turned these niggins to some athletes. Don't get that powder. All right, I'm going to catch y'all later. That's what I'm saying. You can't be around no niggas do coke. White dudes do coke.

Get happy. Hey, man, you look like you're struggling, man. You need some help with your bills. Niggas get on that coke, boy, they get extremely. Niggas get on coke and act like they're about to be better. People, look, man, I know what I've been doing. You know, I don't really Fuck around like that too tough. You know what I'm really out here. You know what I'm saying? I'm back to give me my life together. You know what I'm saying? Through all that bullshit. You know what I don't know. Hold on. I don't. Do it. You feel it. That. That. That's over with. That's done. You feel it. That. That's over with. You got. You got. You got. You got a little better. It ain't that. It ain't that. It ain't that. It ain't that. I know what you think it is. Yeah. It is that. No, it is. You were just in the bathroom.

Man, I don't fuck around no more. It ain't that. What's your hand in your pocket for? Huh? What's your hand in your pocket for, huh? My hand on my wrist. Fuck you're talking about. My hand, well, my hand always been. Look, I'm telling you, I'm doing that shit.

I'm doing all that, all that's holding with. My hand on my wrist. Right there. Look at that. They're right there. Look at out. White people do powder and try to get you on it. Come on, man.

Just do it one time. I'm good. It's on your fingers, though. Come on, man. Just one time. Come on chat, bro. You're fucking, bro, it's a fucking fuck. Hey, DC, you ever notice about two minutes after that they apologize for offering you something?

Dude, I'm so fucking sorry, bro. I wasn't being a dickhead or... I mean, yeah, I don't really do the cocaine. I know, bro, bro. Actually, man, man, why would you invite me to a party where people that's just offering cocaine like that way? Whoa, bro. Are you fucking, like, are you, like, judging me, bro? Because I like, do a little fucking coke, bro.

Chill out, bro. Chill out, bro. Like, who? I know niggers do coat. No, no, no, no. Whoa, well, I'm just saying, bro, I want to enjoy myself with y'all. You know what?

You know what? You know, I don't have fucking time for... Yeah. Man, what's wrong with your man, though? What's wrong? Ain't even no music playing. She go relax, bro, relax, man. You feelin' it, bro? Give me your shit, come on.

Hey, hey, hey, who's driving home? Hey, who's driving home, bro? Because I can't rap with y'all niggas. Yo! Yo! Yo! You missing out the party, bro! Relax, bro, relax, man.

It's a fucking mountain right there, bro. Come on, let's go skiing. My man, like, yo, bro, I... First of all, like, what, like, how long you've been doing it at least, bro? You can't just offer me cocaine and not tell me to like, I'm scared. I don't know if it's going to make me react. I'm gonna be honest, bro. Dude, fuck that shit, dude.

Play some guns and roses, bro. I've been doing this since I was eight. That's too much for me, bro. Because I'm wanting. That's making my heart feel, bro. Ever alive. And my man's go. Yeah.

Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yeah. My sister called me yesterday. And come me. We're going to rock. And we're going to rock.

And we're going to roll. Oh, baby, you know that kiddo. Rock down, yeah. Hello. Hello. Yeah. Hello. Yeah.

Yeah, you're looking at a mess with a party, but. Yeah, I met some party with the white motherfucking, no, they're different. Yeah. No, stop. Yeah. You're hard so low, bro. Yeah. The guitar's so well.

Yeah. Dude, go on, bro. Fuck that, bro. Yeah, I'm not to Skels theater. Yeah, if you're fucking ready, bro. If you can come pick me up, I really appreciate it, dog. I'll feel safe in here with these white dudes. Cocaine walks.

Yeah. All right, back. Hey, uh, bro. That's cocaine music? Hey, bro. Wait, wait, bro. Wait, bro. Hey, bro.

My man, yo, I don't want to interrupt you. You need to sit down, bro. Bro. You need to sit down. So, fucking stone. You're fucking sweating, bro. Dude, hold on, bro. This is fucking serious, bro.

Listen, bro. I'm so fucking high right now. Dude, how much fucking coke did you do, bro? Listen, I got so fucking high, bro. I talked to Jesus. He said, yo, nigga, you're tripping. Oh, my God. He calls you the N-word?

Yes. Dude, you're fucked up, bro. That's how I knew I was accepted into the, with the niggars. Hey, ho, ho, whoa, whoa, yeah, I got to get the fuck out of here. Y'all tripping now. Your man saying, nigga, y' y'all doing coke and shit.

Look, bro, I got my ride. I have a black golf. Bro. Dude, his girlfriend's black. Her name is Ashley, bro. His girlfriend is black, man. She got a fucking, bro. Come on, bro.

I don't give a fucking, look, man. Well, I'm not about to let you out disrespect me in my coaching here. Just give me the money I came with and I'm gonna leave. Dude, just relax, bro. Just playing coke left for both of us, dude. You're right. I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to call you the N-word, bro.

I thought he was friends, bro. No, we... We're not friends, bro. That little moment, that little moment we had, bro. You guys had a moment, bro. Look at my man, we didn't have a moment. You tripping, bro. You're tripping, bro. You on that cocaine.

Look, it's nice to meet you, but I'm out of leave, okay? It's nice to meet you. I'm never going to be shit. Dude, you made him cry, bro. You made him fucking, just fucking chill out, bro. You guys really fucked up a good party, bro. I can't believe this, bro. May y'all do this shit every day?

Every day, bro. It's been a pure hell, bro. Every day, bro. My mom. That's enough. Look out of white people laughing. That's how you know that shit real. They falling out.

Though I do, like, yeah, that's a party there, bro. He said, that one right there. I don't know about you two guys. You're an asshole, but that he's the one. We party in all kind of communities, bro. I can't believe this, bro. I live in a fucking trailer, bro, and it broke, like, I'm living on three bricks, bro.

How do you console white people that's going through it? Because they really don't have no excuses to be fucked up for real. So how are you... Abuprofen, 800s. You gotta sell them some pills. I'm not having a terrible headache. Hey, what's up? It's 2020 and we're all about saving this money. Have you ever wondered, what are you paying for when you go to these big cellular companies?

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They party right in their backyard and they don't go nowhere. What's the party? Hispanic people, the only people have a 24-hour party play one song. He said, yep. Look at that. The whole party. One song? One song.

What is that? And everybody being in that twisted, having a good time. D-Din-Din-Din-Ding-Dik-Dik. Dr. Dr. We need some saxophone on this. Hey, why messaging fans like that? They got a two step.

And one, two. And one, two. And one, two. That's their shit, that's where they like. Hispanic school when they get a step. Sometimes, sometimes. You got to do one, real aggressive on one. So they get drunk and then they'd be a different part.

Hey, hey, horns. I think you're fucking head off your eyes, Holmes. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Spider, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? They all we got one relative that don't never say nine. Hey, Spider, stop walking so crazy, man. Hey, so listen to me, hey? Yeah. I was up to me, eh?

Yeah. Somebody came up to me and said, hey, do you know how to fix a lot of things for a hundred dollars? What did you say, Spider? I said, do I look like a fucking hundred dollar? I looked at him. I said, my nigga, no. If you got $200, I do everything. Right, Spider.

You're a fucking real one, Spider. Hey, hey, who's this, who's this chick o' here? Don't put me in that shit. Y'all gonna piss the people off. Gonna be hard to leave California. There's too many of them, bro. Don't flow with them people, but they don't joke like we joke. That shit ain't gonna be funny than them, I'm telling you.

Trust me, I've been doing this shit longer than y'all. They're gonna be outside, a hundred of them. It's all good. You just got a box of weed from. Let's do some more jokes, man. We just go have to do that shit outside. Oh, no, right outside. All right.

They're going to start speaking words. You don't know. more than hear him say him again yep do that shit just like we did it right now oh we got to do it again chico there we go uh hey chico how are you is this my friend spider how you doing i know the local i don't speak a lot i don't know what they be trying to grab mad you know a mexican jackson from californ see that's where you got them fucked up at all of them ain't even mexican kill your ass Hey, what did the L.A. walk? What did she hear right here?

No, that's the... I don't know about that one. I know the gangbang walk, though. Them niggas will stand like... For three hours straight. I'll tell you why they walk like that. That's because they be wearing them cackets all the time. It's the sun being ahead of them, so they'd be trying to keep them from hitting their legs.

How you doing? Ah! You ain't seen like when somebody called their name, they had to dip a little bit. Hey, Andre, what's happening? ain't in any dip out like that. That's a crazy-ass walk. That's an L.A. walk, though.

Niggas, niggas go to the mailbox like that. See, what the fucking this middle body. That's that. That's that California gangster walk. It ain't just L.A. them niggas like that everywhere. See, y'all think it's just a dude. Women walk like that out here, too.

I'd be scared of shit about seeing a woman walk up on me. What's that what you cute ass little nigger? I did see a woman like that. I thought she was scratching her titty, though. Hey man, you fucked up. I don't know what's wrong with that thing. I think this bitch need to bathe, right?

That nigger crazy as fuck. I don't get that fuck. I see some fine-ass ladies in your chain. They're in, put them out. They're right there. They're all up in this bitch. I know it's some up there, but I can't see y'all. but I can't see y'all.

I did not know it's a mow up there on the beard top, but I definitely can't see y'all. But you got to figure out which ones really like you, because someone just like you. But somebody just huck ground. You better stop that shit. Why didn't you make that sound like that's going to make a nigga be like, hell yeah?

You sound like your car won't start. That shit was so unattractive. Try again. You don't have shit else? You get the same shit And you don't listen Sound like Earth a kid Khr, Marcus darling

You got that Markis darling You're talking about that old freaking lady Let me tell you how unsexed that was The nigga in front of you Moved out the way the second time you did it I don't want that shit in my ear Ah

Hey that's a dope-ass shirt you got on G Appreciate that That nigga went to the amusement part and got a shirt made without a shit on. Nick, I ain't even know that was us. I thought there were three of his homeboys that died. I was like, God damn. They got all three of them.

That must have been fucked up. I didn't think of crazy. Wrist in pieces. That's in pieces. That's disrespect. That's disrespectful. You made a time that I'm disrespected myself. I don't get to fuck about me.

That thing is it. Rest in pieces. Genius Yeah Rest in pieces That's what you got to say With more than one nigga died the same time That rest in pieces my nigga

Rest in a piece Up People ain't gonna catch that shit They're gonna catch it later They're like rest in pieces Oh yeah I got that shit They were two separate pieces Three separate pieces in this occasion

Bro that shit hard stand up He put us all on one shirt He couldn't get three shirts That nigga said no fuck all that I ain't stand up Let me see that goddamn shirt man Look at this girl made him stand up. Get your bitch ass up. She paid for the shirt. Yeah, I know she made them.

She did like, get your bitch and stuff. You didn't make me all this shit to get this goddamn shirt. Show them, niggas, that shirt. You were so excited to wear it. Ah, who made it? Who made it? I bet you $1,000 that nigga's shoes. Man's they got damn shirt. You damn right. And a belt too. That nigga made an outfit out that shirt. Didn't he want us to see it. We own the motherfucker. No, Nick, get your own shirt with you on it. You know you had to tell somebody how to make that shirt, right? Put D.C. on the rain. Okay, you want to cheat.

That newsman park, that's it. Six Flags. He was like, hey, you, I got an idea. How long you worked for? He's laughing, but he did that bitch himself. He's been in the airbrush. Learn how to airbrush in the county. That thing, a week.

He ran out of blue. Salute to your girl. It's a lot of niggas to go through that. Because she woke up two or three times at like four in the morning. You still working on that shirt? I gotta make sure it right, boy, you know, I fought with them boys. No, baby, I had to run the Walmart. I ran out of blue. Got to let it dry.

I wonder how many times he started over. Oh, yeah, he went through like nine packs of haines trying to get it right. He could find, look, he was like, yeah, I know. He couldn't find the right thickness on the t-shirt. The blue is bleeding through the shirt. Somebody name's been wrong, I bet it is. He's about, nah. Oh, that's the nigger response.

when you got them whenever nigger ain't got nothing when you when you call them out niggas gonna laugh at that shit hey man I urge you be stealing ha ha ha boy you crazy as fuck boy you wow boy shout out to all the lying ass niggas man keeping shit interesting shout out to all the fellas in here that scared of that girl like my man that's real be with your line-n-ass home boy he tell a lie in front of you but you don't say shit cause he had you doing some cool shit in the line like he tell him the guy man with me and chico man you had t

in bitches, my niggins, he go hand for them, man. His goddamn stealth. Yep. There's all we one stupid, you're like. No, they ain't happy last night. That nigger went with her. Nah. It's hard to lie to your girl, because y'all are smarter than us,

they're not. They are. They are. I'm telling you. When it comes to the sneaky shit, they waste. You ain't going to get away with no sneaky shit with no woman. They only ask the question. They already know the answer to.

You got to be firm and you got to get an attitude right afterwards. You're going to be like, bro, I was over there. How the fuck you're going to tell me? Bitch. That's all you can do. See, that's how she know you lying. He ain't got time to be. At there, lie, lie, lie.

See, get out of there. This is why women don't get caught lying. Because they get you all the details shit you didn't ask. Right. And then Keisha bitch ass, let me tell you what this bitch did, right. So some niggas pull up, this bitch's gonna get in the car with the niggas. We was like, bitch, get up that motherfucker car. You don't even know them niggas. So that's when you had called me. Remember you called? And I was like, let me call

you right, man. That's when the bitch got in the car. So she in the car, it was a blue Honda. And I think the niggas had like some tent or some rims. You remember the rims? You remember the rims you was looking at? He had them on that. Can't believe that shit? I was thinking about getting them for you, but I don't know. I ain't know what ties. But whatever. So this bitch is in the car smoking a blunt. She's, I didn't know the bitch smoke weed. You know, I do not smoke weed like that. So, you know, I smoke with you every now and I don't smoke, smoke. So she didn't know, smoke, smoking. you know what I'm saying so we just standing outside this bitch got my phone her keys

I got you I got you I believe you baby you good see that's how to fuck they get away with all this shit they got all them extra in detail and you're gonna be some simple shit nigger think of one part of the line if the bitch is where I was here I was here I was here I was here I was here I was here I got you but girls they all they friends know the details if you all that story you just told you called Keisha she's gonna tell you the same story but you know why the exact same story that's because they let the home girl set up the dick appointment when they end the relationship that's why they don't they got somebody else handling the appointment bitch you get off at two i'm gonna pick you up you come over my house he ain't gonna think

shit like because we just gonna go out just tell your nigga we going out come to my house we're gonna drive my car leave your car in my driveway bitch so if you know your nigga might ride through him so they plan they let the home girl is given the pussy away forward she really following the home girl playing oh trust none of them bitches you bet not miss no she can't even look at me you even laugh she'd be like I don't want to hear that shit bitch I be see women smart enough to cheat and go home when they finish niggas hang out to yeah that's what I'm saying the little shit you hang out to eight o'clock the next day and be riding home trying to get your story together I was I was

here. Some niggas kidnapped me. I got kid there. I got locked up. No, I can't see that. Can't say that. Nika, I always say that now. I can't say that. I know what happened. It was a boot on the car and my phone was in the car. Right. My keys was in that bitch. Right. There's three niggas trying to get a lie together.

All right, this is what happened. All right. I'm going to say, that's believable. That's believable. That's believable. You know that shit last time. You know the hamlet. You can't die too time. We already told him that. Shit.

I, uh, well, uh, nigger died all the time, me. All right, I know what it was. We were playing basketball. No, fuck that. Not in the middle, not in the morning, she ain't gonna believe that. We were playing basketball at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Yeah, nigga, I made you know, we're trying to get a shit. To a day, hell no. Hell, we ain't no lights at no park. Who, who got a jam? What you gonna tell your girl? Who? Shit, my bitch, shit, she listened.

To what, though, nigga, don't just walk away. I told I was with y'all. I ain't gotta tell this bitch nothing else. Now he's gonna put it on us Ah shit Y'all ain't got your bitches under control Y'all ain't got your bitches up to control

We need some help Y'all ain't got our bitches under control We need some help I'm gonna fuck you Hey, and I'll be a bit nigga like that right now as soon as he go home He'd be like, hey man come one of y'all need to come pick me up man Yeah That's what I'm saying.

Biggie don't be playing no game. Some of these women here are hard even niggas. This girl that put him out in 10 o'clock yesterday. He show up all his shit on the porch, wet. I'm like, damn. Ladies, make you noise you'll put a nigga out before. Yep, need you, they got no house. Nigger be humble than the motherfucker.

He'd get put out. But hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Calm down. Now, I don't want to hear that shit. Get the fuck out my house. Hello? I will fuck you too.

So this really where we're here? This really where we're at? This is what we're at with it? Really? This what you're going to do? Me? All that I have done around here is with... Okay.

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They got real clasbacks. Yeah, ain't nobody got got no part-knacks. Flashbacks, niggas, they're staying with the niggins in San Diego. Uh-huh, I see what's happy. This guy's got their mind right. They, uh, go ahead, next job. Yeah, that looked like that was a touch.

That was a touchy subject in San Diego. I believe here, niggins got put out in the way. Quiet as he gets. And it's nice in San Diego, too. She can put you out at any time, niggins. Son always shining out this moment. Get your bitch hands out my house. That's why there's so many homeless people out here.

I saw a homeless nigga on a tricycle today. Happy as a motherbaker. Right. That nigga had a cart and some most shit. I was like, he don't live nowhere. He lived on a tricycle. That nigga was rolling up to... You're rolling up the different trash cans.

Digging in the trash can. Looking for cans. Throw the can in the back right off. Homeless people out here, here, real, nigga. I was at a stove, nigga. Homeless people are like, well, you, well, you, you gotta be that boy? Boy, I see you all the time.

I would like, nigga, well. Right. Homeless niggas got cable. Homeless motherfuckers be running up to us recognizing us. Oh shit. Oh being what it is cut the beat I'm like nigga that ain't even my shit oh gee he tried though he wanted dollar homeless think it was like bro you ain't got no

extra change oh you do you know like nah I ain't got no money on me like when you get cash at me ah I think he's stupid I saw a pregnant homeless lady out here like where the fuck she'd do that at and which one of you low down niggas fuck and live outside. The niggins got put out a few minutes ago, him. He was looking for a complaint and shit. You see white homeless people out here too. The white homeless people.

Look like Jesus. That is hilarious. You got this look cut down. And I'm just scared the shit out of me over in that corner. Who's stupid? Do me? Man, you rat up on the homeless lady with a fat-ass booty. Yeah, make you never look.

You pull it over. You're gonna follow this bitch. Let me see what this big walking too. She got... Her ass fat enough. You stop in the car. Excuse me, ma'am. You don't have to come on in here.

Yeah, you don't have to be out here no more. This bitch is walking. You know, niggas, they're gonna be a nigga. You know, fuck the homeless lady and hit her with the shit. What you're about to do? I'm just living. Where you want me to drop you off at? Down the street.

Anywhere. You pick me up up the street, so if you can take me down the street, that's a different scenery. They're hot on hood, bitches. They get dropped off and stop signs. They just pull up. Yeah, you can let me out right here. You should look, uh-huh, I'm good.

She might have been doing you a favor, niggins. She ain't want you to put up around the neighborhood with all of them niggas standing in front of her house. That shit, dangerous the motherfucker. You're going to another girlhood to see her, and all of them niggins be outside in front of the door. You walk up there, motherfucker, try to get some pussy out. Oh, shit.

Who's coming to see, bro? Tasha? You want to come to see Tasha? Yeah, yeah. That's my girl. What's that? That's your girl. Yeah, yeah. We've been fucking around for a little man. You know what I'm saying? What's up?

You're coming to see you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she just... I'm trying to play. I'm just... I'm trying. You're scared. He's scared about...

Ha! You're scared. Yeah, she's up there. She's up there. That they're crazy. Oh, right. I had to make sure you were good, because you know they got dogs going to ho.

All right. Y'all so I'm straight. Yeah, you did. We all have been over there. Yeah. Oh, whoa, wait, whoa, ho, ho, ho. Oh, bruh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm talking about. She told me she was a virgin. She was a virgin. Yeah. No, she's from Virginia.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Shout out to all the ladies that ever gave some hair with a condom on. I don't know what the fuck that's about. That is prostitution. Yeah. And y'all hope you're going to jail. Ugh.

Ugh. That is so... That is a waste of time right there. That is disgusting. He gets him hair with a condomboar. I'm like, man, if I could take this umbrella off my dick, this should have feel good than the motherfucker. This motherfucker is crazy.

Something all with that nigger, man. Well, you laugh like an old nigger. Oh my goodness, man, if you have a bought pussy, you'll understand. Why are you playing the gospel shit for buying pussy? What the fuck? He said, if you have a more pussy, you understand? The drug was like, glory. Oh, that's stupid.

I told you, I ain't never bought no pussy, but I would buy some pussy if it was, if like, the person who was selling it ain't never sold none before so you would do you buy some from a first time so yeah like if she had like it time was hard and she needed like some some bill money but not just now no outright prostitution like this more like a favor for a favor if you spent some money you bought that pussy if you spent some time you bought that pussy that's more valuable than money ever be went to the movies you did you went out to eat nigger you contributed to that pussy

Yeah, that'd be sad as a motherfucker you pull up to the crib at the end of the date spending all that money So, but put the like Starbucks though if you buy five of them you're six one free Just make sure she put your card Ladies, how many y'all would have sex on the first date? It's okay. They don't make you a whole mind now. I know, look at 12, ma'am. That's what I'm talking about, ma'am. It's not a lot of ladies in here that like second date apparently fucking on the first night don't make you a hole it don't suck a dick with a rubber oh that makes you a hole and your mom is embarrassed that she raised you we gonna take it I can't believe she in the house sucking dick with a condom

oh Jesus this nigga is stupid you gotta suck a lot of dick if you think you go get something from sucking a dick he's dick skin is dangerous too you a real I don't do that shit, bro. You did that shit? I didn't hear that shit? I'd like, yeah, I put the rubber on. She's like, what's you doing that for? I'm like, bitch, I don't trust you.

Ugh. I'd be offended if I'm about to get some ears. You're like, but you gotta put a rubble on. Bitch, my dick clean. I took a shower today. Fuck wrong with you. Y'all was disgusted human beings and I fucking hate you.

You started it with the son. Don't blame that shit on me. Don't blame that shit on me. And he said, right, that it's prostiters, son. That is prostitution. You even more freaky if you'd never hate a woman out with one of them, dental dams, ain't there what they call them? That shit is real. That got to be the lowest selling sexual item in the world right there.

Nick, I ain't never bought no shit to cover the pussy up before you eat it. Yeah, let me put this goddamn sarin rap on there. I'm gonna tell you what's the most disrespectful as shit though, ladies, because they slick. They slick. Some of these bitches got these k-wile tucks somewhere. Because every lad one on don't get wet all the time. They got these k-wires. So, and nigga, they'll use, with no need te.

I went down there one time, I was like, I was like, I said, what is it? I used some K-Rash Scarberry. I'm like, bitch. Shit tastes like glue. Ah, I bet your mouth was numb for 30 minutes after that, that name.

That's a low-down shit right now. Wipe it off, because I wanted to eat some pussy. I was like, bitch, you should have warned me. What the fuck is you doing? It makes it was all off. Like you're buffing the window, nigger, ugh. This nigger got a sap of the pussy. Like you're tasting some soup.

Oh! You're so stupid. True story, that's the dance. People be going home laughing about this shit because they don't want to let people know they do this shit in public like ha-huh. Talking about some people wet, no it ain't. She'd smell like strawberries. Hell no. Coochie both smell like coochie. Right. She smells like strawberries and booty sweat.

Mmm. Strawberry ass shake right there, ooh. Good, some of these women, though. They're niggas too. Talking about they took a bath. I thought you didn't, you used some baby wipes, bitch. You ain't ain't got time to let that water heat up all the way, bitch. He used it. I told you 10 minutes all the way, bitch. It took 20 minutes for that water to the world.

Now that pussy tastes like margarita salt. Mm-hmm. Ah! Ah! That dick is stupid. Coochit tangy, hand sanitizer. Oh, you take it. Oh, you taste some pussy tastes like hand sanitizer, leave immediately.

She don't give a fuck about you or your family, niggins. She didn't hit that pussy with some hair sanitizer. You know what? Hold on, let me ask you all this. What's the most disrespect- That shit gonna get cold? What's the most disrespectful for shit a woman said to you while you was eating a pussy?

It wouldn't win when I was doing it, it's when I got finished. What she said when you got finished? I tried to fuck, and she was like, She cut your mic on. Yeah. My voice got on, no, I'm trying to fuck. And then she was like, uh-uh, I'm on my period. Well, got me beat.

I don't even want to say man now. That is number one. You should have went last. This nigga vampire. I'm gonna drop it to be real tough. Your name, DC Young Fly. DC Young Fly. I evade the pussy with the blood on it, the Young Fly.

the young fly I want to suck your blood I want to suck the blood of the pussy one two three days on four oh five six days on you know what's fucked up eight nine the days on you ain't look at the crowd this was fucked up some women are sitting there like so no way just nasty you nasty bitches yeah I don't see the problem oh look at him he guys were really good through that? That wasn't me. That was them. I got a bid. There ain't no way in the world. You come up looking like you've been eating red velvet cake. Like, wait, wait, wait. I've been through a lot of gangsters shit. I felt like that was the most disrespectful as shit on this planet. And I didn't have no words for that bitch. I was just looking and I gave her a time limit for her to get the fuck out. Yeah. Ooh. How did the, ooh? Oh, bitch, you got to go in two minutes. If you don't, bitch, it's going to die out. Bro, how did you get caught up in this situation? You didn't smell the penis? No, that shit wants to. The whole time, I'll talk about, time, about time. We're not gonna skip over that. We're not just gonna skip over that.

What the fuck did you just say, nigga? Man, you know that blood smelled like penis. Nah, it wasn't, ain't, that what, fuck me y'all. It ain't had nothing. It was just like... Oh, mine ain't nowhere near that bad. I just ate some pussy bitch. Oh, my God, that was so good.

rode over and went to sleep on my motherfucking ad. Now I'm just sitting there hard dick like, well, I guess I got to do it myself. Oh no. I, boy. Well, the smack right on the ass with that. See, that's it too uncomfortable to talk about, because every man in there that ate some pussy

that they didn't get. That you thought you was about to get some pussy and you come up like, yeah, I'm ready. Oh, wait a minute, no. I don't think I'm ready to go there with you yet. Well, bitch. And then she leave, and then you sitting there by yourself, like, is this what being the whole feels like?

Yep. Yep. Just been played. You just... Ain't no nigger ever did that. Got some head. And I'm about to get the pussy and was like, hold up. I'm all.

Shit. I don't know, D.C. That nigga took his arm from around this girl. That nigger don't know me. Binch Bid my dick two times turned me all the way off. I want the coochette. I don't even want the head. I'm grown.

You tripping. Look, look. Stop kissing it. Give me some coocha. Hell. I want to feel of love. I don't want you to be... Whatever else.

That's the greatest love of all right there. That's what I'm saying. You got to get the head so you can see how much she like you. Yeah, that's the greatest love of all. You are the world. You swallow children. You take it out and put it in your face. That's why you're winning.

Talk your shit, Cheekin. When you are on me, it makes me want to be. me want to cry you'd like to give a nigger face and I love you you are the world you swallow children you take it out it's right on your face that's why you're winning need you put Stephen one on it when you all on me it makes me want to cry you love to give a nigger face and I love you. That was beautiful. That was beautiful right now.

You are the way. Sing it, Stevie. Sing it, Stevie. You're not rocking harder though. You got to rock harder. There you go. One more time. That nigga requested the hook one more time, chico.

One more time. Oh, my goodness. You are the world. Say that shit, Cigo. You swallow children. She swallowed children. You take it out and smack it on your face. That's why you're winning.

When you back all on me, it makes me want to cry. Cry, Cigo. You love to give a nigger face, and I love you. thing for getting your dick sucks fellas play that that's what I was thinking about the other day what gets me here because I didn't have some head I didn't have my dick suck but I don't think I've ever had a blow job what's a difference she said I got you well there you go ma'am oh you're a big girl too I know you're gonna do it right do it right suck a dick like it got some dynamite do da do doll she ain't got no esophagus

This is gonna go straight to her chest. Shit. That big girl head hit different. Yeah. Boy. Big girl let you know where it's gonna end up. Like an Indian. You face calm now.

This nigga said you're... You said between two niggas. You should have made that noise, man. Louina. Yes he is? No, that's a girl right now. Oh, my bad. No, I'm sorry, my fault.

You ain't gonna do her like you don't just see them tedious. Nah, she's hiding them. She got the motherfuckers covered up. Y'all better quit talking about. She's gonna stand up and be fine. This hell, I took your bitch from you. My fault, ma'am. She thick, girl.

Tell about the pants. Mm-hmm. They're by the buss at the bend. Shout out to all the ladies that's fine on the low. You'd be hiding that shit with the big-ass clothes and shit. is clothes and shit. You gotta get her all-way negative and know that she got a whole ass.

And she dressed like Regine off living single, the big jeans thing. Ah! What the cougas is that? That's what I want. Somebody, they got something to do tomorrow. They probably sleep by now. What a cougars, 40 and over? What are ya? You 40, ma'am.

You look wonderful. You are amazing. 48? Ooh, I tag your ass up and you're gonna go straight and sleep. You are 48 years old? You are 48 years old? She's going to watch cheers and go straight to sleep. Got to hit her to Matlock, nigger. She's with 48.

You get you, 48? Know that pussy need a transmission. She's so old. No it don't. She's going to toast the bread on the peanut butter and jelly. I'm like, this bitch's triple, right? You're going to get over her house. She still got the TV with the Big Bang.

The floor model? She's your HD, though. Get the floor model. TV. That's stupid. Some of the bitch is still work, too. Somebody in here still got one somewhere in the house.

Big ass back TV, 500 pounds. You want to move, but your TV keeps stopping. You're like, I don't know. Well, I'm gonna take this, blah, fuck. That shit get three channels. All you get to watch is friends, the news. And cheers. You can't even get that, bitch, way.

You can't even get that, man. I don't know if I want to come get it, man. You can't unsold the house with the TV. with the TV? No, man, you got to give me some money to take their TV. Oh, what this shit? The realtor people. That's fucked up when you can't get some shit away.

I remember I was trading my Saturn view in. That bitch had 313,000 miles on it. When did you drive that bitch to? Saturn. Exactly. I was driving it everywhere. I said, man, I'm gonna trade it in. Buddy going to the little office, he came back out and was like,

look, man, I give you five for it. I was like, nigger, I take 500. He was like, no, I give you five for that motherfucker. That's the best I could do. I can't sell this to nobody. You ain't got nobody you can bless that motherfucker? I'm like, nah. Ain't nobody gonna take it?

Yeah, you're gonna sell a bill for three. Somebody got a saturn back that motherfucker. My bad, dog. Yeah, that bitch for real, brook. Now, I heard it. You heard it. It's a little piece in that bitch clicking. That'll never work again.

Nope. They got it right. See, you might have broke it and fixed that bitch. Sometimes you gotta do that. Shit, you know, I'm from the hood. Sometimes you got to do that. gotta break shit get it right what you mean are you never over that TV and that is a smart method right there in the black community smacking the

side of that motherfucker poof because we all grew up with some shit that didn't work but you had to make it work me yeah I remember nigger we had to smack the TV just to make it work and my mama was like stop and I was like bitch how yeah niggins that you start that early when you grew up the way we grew up you ever had to try to make you an Nintendo cartridge You hit that motherfucker. Do you put it in halfway and slam it down? There it go.

It's going to turn on now. That's going to turn on now. That's it. Get halfway down. That bit do not work. Turn that bitch on, boy. I think that's how I got asthma. Blown a Nintendo costume.

Yeah. That shit gonna have a... That's probably gonna fuck us up later on in life. Right, we was a boy, you knew it. And that kid yourself trying to get this shit right. And then there's always that one of that one. That was the expert everybody being they trying to get it work. Miyam, watch this.

You got to blow it like this. He ain't got no game. Then you play this. Then you put it in slow. This shit don't work. The nigger take the bitch back out. I'm like, hold on, watch this. Pop, there it go.

Told you look her. Bro, you ever played your Nintendo so long that your rooms smell like Nintendo? No. Swint and Nintendo. For real. That lets you know he was more efficient as children because wasn't no saving them games. Nika, whatever you turned that bitch off, if you had to start from the beginning.

And this the fucked up part about it, bruh. It wasn't until we got grown and got on YouTube and figured out that some of them got them damn games didn't even have no fucking end. Nope. All the hours that we wasted trying to figure this shit out. That was the part they stopped that. That was the part that nobody got past. Niggas over with.

The worst thing ever was playing Nintendo, Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson punch out. You get all the way to Mike Tyson. That nigga knock you out with the first punch. You got to stop back out of it. Glass Joe. Fuck! I'm going outside. At least you guy had games. I didn't have any games. They make these motherfuckers too realistic right now, bro.

I was a wonder kid. I just checked drawers all day. What's in this drawing? Condoms. What is that? They make this shit too realistic now. I ain't had no games. I was about to play the new, what's there, that man. Uh-huh.

I'm gonna get ready to load my team up if the star player. I'm playing with the founders, my fuck Julio Jones. He said he didn't want to play. On the game? He said he didn't want to play. On the game? Yeah, he didn't want to play. Dang.

Say he had a headache. I'm like, nigga, he had a headache on the game? Yeah. I was playing NBA 2K with the old bulls with Michael Jordan and Scott Pippin I think you guys can remember this in all games. And halftime for child support. Damn. Them NBA 2K games are them, them street games,

when them niggas be standing on the side? Never had one of those. You ain't had no game? Nope, you guys remember Connect for her? Yeah. Which color did you like? Red or black? Red!

I know you like red, gee. He said, red. You've been in a game your whole life, huh? life, huh? You're gonna start in second grade. He's a red ruby. Connect 4 is a cold game, though. It was like, I missed them games.

The games you can still play in the goal, man. Yep. Who knows, nigga? Yeah, fuck a nigga, but I like to throw mine in that hard. Uh-uh, what you think I'm going? Uh-uh, you think I'm gonna here? Nope, no, got to go that. Ha!

I used to put my fingers through the hole. You think I'm gonna go good? I'm gonna go there. Uh-uh, I might go that. Real, you get good at that shit, get a motherfucker, two ways, get the talking shit. Ain't nothing you can do it, no matter where you put it at, I'm still gonna win. Got you right there, and I got you up here, so go ahead. Oh, don't let your little thine right there be loose.

You got a good game, good game. It's coming down to the end too, niggas over there, and before you know what that motherfucker's it. Over with. But it was different when we were y'all niggas, man. You ever had your homeboy come over your house that didn't respect the games get to throwing your control and shit you got to fight this niggins fuck this shit that me that's you you couldn't have came to my house

nigga I'm breaking all control I got an angle problem I don't know what the fuck wrong with me man y'all think I'm laughing and shit I be I laugh I'm glad I got a humor if I didn't have a sense of human I would be I'm about the fuck y'all look and you remember you ever played with like your little cousin they'd be crying but you losing at the same time I don't know why my man my man How do you do that? Stop crying, nigga learn how to play. It was even worse, fellas.

You ever let you fucking around, I've been playing. That's okay. They won't tell me how to do it. I'm gonna figure out myself. I gotta learn how to do everything by myself because somebody won't teach me how to which button. You got the brand new controller, so stop crying, bro.

All you control the work, bro. The button is stuck. It won't. That button ain't stopped. That one, that wants you to play the game. Switch controllers with me, then. Switch controllers. You ain't got a switch controller, bro.

He ain't got a switch controller, bro. crying I want to play the motherfucking guy no way All right And I got next niggins still Whooping your ass Still whoopin your ass How you get still whoopin your ass What's you pushing? You only doing what move

You need to be playing because I'm playing next come on I root it You'll get you out of there boy you're done Yo fuck you shit Yeah he just thought of controller Yeah he threw your controller bro what you gonna do Bro, that's your friend. You ain't gonna trip about punching there.

Nah, I mean, what you gonna do, bro? Hey, bro. Let me come hide it. Let me highlight you, bro. Get my controller, bro. Grab my controller and get it to me, bro. Grab my controller and get it to me, bro. Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh! Oh! I knew you aren't going to let that nigga do your controller like that. Bro. Hey. Oh! control that was being a kid that instigation who in here was an instigator look be

honest who was the instigator me oh I know you ain't gonna let that nigga do you like that oh I know how all fight started in the hood how they started easy what's your name Miguel Jonathan I this nigga time on he said what's your name Miguel if he wasn't gonna tell me your name he was gonna be Miguel like that What's your name, blood? Smooth. Spoo. Fuck, you wait.

I need it. I need it right. Smooth, smooth. No, that nigga said, spoon. Spoon. You said spoon? Could you be smooth or spoon, nigga? Spoon.

Oh, spoon. Okay, I want to be, I want to make sure. That ain't a lot of cereal. Spoon. My bad. Burial. Burial. Burial.

That right. You can't put the seeds in it. Do y'all really take the seeds out of everything? Everything. Like, I'm gonna go get some binkin' that burping binkin. Let me get two bachliphe cookies, bookies. Buckees. Alright, so look, this shit is easy, bro.

Like, say four in the neighborhood, right? We're chilling. We're like, hey, ain't Miguel? You'll fight spawn if he ever tried you? You'll fight spawn if he ever tried you? That what's up? That what's up? That what's up? That what's up?

Spoon! What's up, my boy? Why ain't seen you all day? What the fuck? Spoon. So check this out, right? Man, say for we was out. You know what I'm saying?

And Miguel wanted to hit. You'll fight Miguel? If you ever want to fight you? Man, he'll hit with Miguel. That what's up? That what's up? That was up. Miguel.

Spoon saying he'll beat up. He'll beat your ass if you want to fight. Yep, that's how I start. Just like that. And when you... No, they don't always start with the fight, niggas start doing some shit like this. You swing first.

You swing first. Oh, no, that's in elementary. No, grown, nigger, ever another nigga get that close. No, not grown. I'm talking about, yeah, if you fuck a grown fight, and that's a different fight, nigger, that fights last real quick. You ain't even got to be in arm reach for a nigga to want...

What? Nickle, what? Yeah, if I want a nigga, I'm coming to get you. You just dole. My, hey, bud. Look, that nigga is sure. Hey, Joan, if you want a nigga, you're going to give them, right? I don't want no nigga that a place cool, like, man, I'm scrape, I'm gonna let him go.

I'm gonna let him go. I ain't true. Ain't true. Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm still, but. You got to stop bringing that thing, dog. You got to find out. I want your head, fuck, I want your head.

I told you stop bringing that nigga. That's the worst nigger in the crew. The nigga that always ready to fight immediately, it don't matter what happened. Hey, yo, bro, what's good with you, bro? What's up with you, my name? How you doing, man? Good, yeah, yeah, I'm good. Why you looking so aggressive, man, you shit?

Man, you know, I'm straight, man. I'm just around her talking all that fuck shit, bro. What are you feeling, bro? Yeah, we're having a good time at the party, bro. Oh, he's talking about, man. Yeah, man, I'm this nigga, man. I'm trying to get this nigga calm. That, look at all the ladies in here, man.

He gets like that. Man, ain't bought them hole, man. There you go. There you go. They already started. I'm saying, oh, bro, I be trying to chill, you know, I'll be trying to chill, you know, I'll just be vibing, you feel me. The nigga be looking and you know how to look back. But these, nigga, and like, they don't know how to blink and look somewhere else.

You're like, oh, man. But, nigga, you got to chill, bro. That nigga, just looking at you, man. That nigga, don't want no problems. I'm saying, though, if a nigga look at you like that. He's the doorman. He's supposed to look at you like that, Nick. I'm saying, though, but, nigga, it's other parts of the dough.

You ain't got to look at me like that, nigga. You're tripping, bro. You tripping, bro. You trivet, like, my man. Look at my man looking at you. Call, bro, I tell Joe, bro. He poked me looking at me, bro. Laos, niggum.

What did she say? She said she want to suck your thing. Oh, what? Bro, I ain't having all that wild sex anymore. I'm hunting. I ain't broke back, hunching. Especially you. Your clothes on, they're going to hunt you.

Especially you can't head with a rubber on. That's hilarious. We fuck out of that wild sex. This is hunting. Hunching. With the clothes on. Yeah. Oh man, you take it all the way back.

I couldn't do that shit. Rob, I had one hundred terrible experience. New, no suit. What happened? What? Bitch, danced on me too long. Just a little bit too long. What happened?

What you think at? Ooh, in your pants. I showed in pee on myself. Oh, bastard. Where is she is? She is a legend. And that shit weird when you gotta walk with that shit in your pan? I ain't never busting that with my clothes on before.

I don't know. Wouldn't that feel like? Your shit been stuck in your day, and your whole pants like this. You're like, damn. That's shit everywhere. Now, you gotta walk like this shit, because they can see that shit in jeans.

Y'all Niggins have some weird-ass experience. We from the hood, nigga. We grew up with rats and roaches. Then, me too. One time, we were so poor, I roaches had left. They ain't have grown one. Like, they ain't shit to eat it. Yeah, we are out.

bitch roaches will leave too they would they would get fed up with you they would leave they know I'm doing bad we're going next door fuck this shit you tell me y'all don't never eat hey well obviously they just went back to where they came from because that's what every nigga say the rogers came from the people downstairs yeah the people downstairs nasty than a motherfucker man to be honest bro discovery channel ain't never really told you where roaches come from what they come from like so he says he It says be like, you drop some crumbs, you got roach.

Yeah, everything draw roaches too. White people don't have roaches, they got dogs though, bro. Dogs? Yeah, they got dogs. Dogs is way more embarrassing than roaches, dicks. You'll have company your dogs not licking his dick. Wow, the dog smacking on. Hey, aye, get your nasty out of my bad man, I'm sorry, man. Big-ass German chef a licking an eight-inch dick.

That's a human dick. That is a human dig on that dog. Why is the dog balls on the couch? The dog sitting on the couch. The goddamn balls is hanging off the couch like the... No. Fuck a dog. How the dog was that? Yeah, I know. I ain't getting no dog. You'd be sad. Some most embarrassing shit ever happened to me in my life. I'm fucking this girl at her house, right?

Uh-huh. Her goddamn dog and jumped up and licked my ball. It was just one ball. It was the nastiest shit of them. The dog jumped up. on the bed, lick my ball from behind me. I was just, I was terrified. Ah, you got a train ran on you, nigga. That nigga had a threesome.

I need got a train ran on the one of the bitch in the dog. Two bitches, two bitches that ran a train on a dog. It was a dog. Oh my God, bro. That was hilarious. Oh, I think had these balls linked by German Sheper. Hey man, fuck you, that's my dog. Fuck you, that's my dog.

Fuck. Oh, ugh. That's hilarious. Did you keep fucking? Isn't that a question? I couldn't have kept going out to that man the dog when they had to have a discussion like yo. You can't do shit. Hey, hey, hey, go.

So what about that shit now? Man, I don't know how you got to lie. That dog even get that close to you. Put the cover back on me because I couldn't trust that dog no more. Shit. I'd have been fucking with my pistol anyway. I'd have been like, hey, hey, hey, couldn't stay right now. I think the dog knew what she did.

The dog knew what she did too, because she always looked up at me. Yeah, what's up with the rest of it? That's how she was looking at your arm. It was a girl dog, a boy dog. I just told you it was a girl dog. No, what? It was a boy dog. Princess. No, it was just saying, no, they were licking on the D-day.

No, that wasn't it. Oh, that was the story? Oh, okay. That was the example. I was like, what the thing? If a German Shepherd ever lick one of my balls, I'm calling the cops. Look, look at him. I'm trying to sleep in again, Mr. Poliseman.

Don't want these black people to have too much fun tonight. He's a black person. Ain't you black? Hell no, he ain't black. Yes, he is. No, fuck he ain't. His light skinned. Jiko, you ain't.

Your glasses ain't doing shit. That is a white man. The same white man that was sitting right there. Step out a little bit. He's part of the 1% rule. Look, I'm not going to step out. I'm a white guy. Step out a little bit.

Look how white people step out, huh? He still ain't stepped out yet. What thing is step out when they're here first? What's this DC? Look, he is white. No, you ain't white. You ain't white. What are you?

What's your nationality, sir? Huh? Arabic. See? Told you wasn't white. He owns five gas stations. Arabic, man. I ain't never seen an Arabic police officer.

I got gas for these. As you have. Man, you know what is too goddamn comfortable. damn comfortable get your hands and shit mama he arabic too relax this shit that nigger up to some these are good people I can relax me you get your comfortable ass no that nigga up to something that any moment now he looked like the dude who'll be standing in front of the club in Vegas won't let no niggas in no but not letting anybody else in tonight no he looked like to do when you

walk past the kios and tomorrow hey my man you do me a favor can you step over here big guy you got that kios you got Paris Hills in here tonight this bitch is crazy you got their kios face you walk past the kios say my brother you wear lotion you were lotion here please let me come please please leave him alone his parents don't approve of this job he was supposed to be a doctor really y'all act like you give a fuck about other minorities you fuck y'all even a nigga with us on the shirt oh oh that was fucked up don't talk about his fabulous situation did they do a racist joke was that Racism. Racism is hilarious when it ain't your turn.

You know it is. If you ever saw some meth heads at the Dollar Stoke and the rest of it was still a kick-cats, you ain't gonna give a fuck. What, man? You'll be right there talking shit. That's right, Mr. Officer, get them, get their ass out of here. It's stealing. Didn't even take anything, man. Look, he's mad. He's nervous. He, man. Nah, he just got the signal to the other Arabic dude. Oh, man.

Whatever. No, that's it. I'm nervous. Yeah, yeah. That's probably his father. You see, I did not bring you here for this bullshit. We've made a whole soap opera. I know.

That's all we needed, was two. Look, he stepped out a little further. That's one of my people. They ain't even the same air, but they probably hate each other. Ah! They do be doing that too. They'd be right there, no. I'll kill you.

Yeah. Don't you love how we gave them, like, five different accents? We don't know shit about other cultures. We don't know shit about other culture. But you can't blame much. You gotta blame systematic racism. He's shaking, bro. He's pissing him off or what? He's going to get him.

Alright, that's a fucking nut. Put your hands back like you had him. He has strong as shit. I wish you would do that. I'm like, but you're gonna shut your stuff to the assay. No, we were just playing. No, we did. We did not apologize.

If you can't deal with racism, America's gonna be hard for you. If you can't deal with racism, then you don't know what it feels like to be black, so. We go through this shit. We go through this shit. Look, niggas can't even clap for racism. They like, shit, niggins.

Too hard. It's too hard. Hard being a black man when we wake up. Shit, it is. Because statistically, is that how you say the shit? So. Statistically, yeah. Statistically.

Yeah. My time man couldn't correct you. I would like, yeah, black. Shit, that ain't it, but that ain't the other one either. Yeah, statistically. All the black people in here ain't gonna make it home tonight. That nix is. Oh.

Oh, I didn't write the statistics list. Yes, you is. All y'all going on. Every nigga gonna make it home from the 85, 75 social and what ever when you get there what you get to see that's what the tech fuck statistics fucking all everybody let this show statistically we have a 20% fuck that statistic statistically

you said statetically everybody got a word they can't pronounce don't do that what's yours uh you i tell you this is a whole word i fuck up it's in for all intents and purposes That's what it says. I used to say for all intensive purposes. Shit, that'll go. For all the purposes. For real. Statistically.

Just, I wanted to say that just like to say, fuck that later. Statistically. One of mine was the source. I couldn't say that shit, but not. You say the Cesaris, long in the month. The Cesaris. You're wrong, but you're damn there right. I don't know which one it is.

Psychological or Sciological. Which one? Side logical. I've never even heard of that one. Sciological. Side logic. Hold on. Don't let her come up here, fucking one.

Huh? Look at that nigga. I think the whole bunch of one of the fucking that bitch. He's a snack. See? That's stupid. That's that. Sign logically.

That nigga stood up like he was like, you know what? Fuck it. I think statistically he's going to fall up that bitch. That nigga, he ain't hear what he said, though. What is a lot of people out there drinking all the snacks. drinking all the snacks and eating all the caprisons he said it backwards yeah he's stupid how the fuck you eat a caprisan and drink the snacks that's that you got to sit down your ass out oh oh you got a crack out oh that thing ain't got no draws on you a freak-ass nigga here

that ain't got no drawers on that nigger that niggins stood up his all this came out oh my bad damn Well, sit down. That seat stink like a motherfucker. That nigga, bud. Straight through the cheese. Got damn seats. Boot it. I got a big, that nigga,

that nigga, that nigga, ad cracks seat right now. All the way up top. You can't get your bad billed ass down. That nigh got a long ass white. Tuck your shirt back in, man. Damn, you broke the damn seat. You broke the seat.

That's your ass. Oh! Damn. That's fucked up. Damn, my nigga. That seat was like, I can't take it anymore. anymore. He had to tuck his shirt in.

Oh, his ass is shot again. Oh, man. You got to get some bigger draws. Them his last seasons. He needed to get a hornet. Damn, that nigga stood up. His ass crack was out. Look at security.

Hold up. Too much ass. Somebody need to leave. Sir, you can't get negative in here without a permit. What the fuck do you do it? Uh-oh, they got Moana. That's the dude off Moana. Make way, make way.

Hey, make well. Look at you get to move to the exclusive section now. We have offended every minority in the building. Where are the Asian people? Did they make it out? Just one, two. What's up, dude? That a thing is hard as fuck.

He forgot. Oh, shit, me. Yeah. The agents, gangsters out here, too. You got the Asian gangsters out here. What's your name? What type of agent are you, sir? Huh?

Korean. Oh, okay, Korea. You are fuck with them Koreans, bro. They are not selfish. You ever ate Korean barbecue? They bring you so much goddamn food. You don't know what the fuck to do with that shit. And you bring you a big-ass bowl of fried cabbage and octopus legs and all types of shit.

I ate Korean barbecue about three hours one day. They just kept bringing shit. I say I was there so long, I saw a goddamn shift change. Ha ha ha! They didn't switch chefs and everything. We need some more rice. Bring it. Fuck it.

We bought all this shit. You still fucking with Moana. There you are. That movie lit though, man. Once you've seen that shit a hundred times, that shit started to get lit. What? Moana.

Yeah, yeah. That motherfucker go over the water. Oh, we got some Pacific Islanders in here. Okay. Salute to the Pacific Islanders, all of Samoan. What was y'all, boy? What? Yeah.

Don't go past the reef, okay? That bitch was hard here and she went past that reef. I was like, this bitch, yeah, man. Well, it'd be rough. Been told you don't go past the reef, man. What the fuck? Them kids' movies make you mad when they don't follow directions. They told Ariel ass to stay under the sea,

but she just had to go be in here. Yeah. Nice motherfucker on for me, man. What? Who? Who is that? You sitting beside a nigga? What ladies y'all be sitting beside niggas?

What's your nigga gonna say about that? Look at that nigga looking at a bitch. I can't fucking believe. The fuck it's wrong with you. Look at that nigga about to roll out, man. I fuck this shit, man. He loved her, though, because he was like, sweetie. I would like, sweetie.

Damn. Damn, ma'am. Yeah, you got the... You got the voice. You can call the whole neighborhood. Get in the house, the police come out. Everybody get back. They on their way.

Appreciate that, Keish. Niggins make everybody get up just so he can get up. Y'all, y'all, come on, y'all. Thank you, baby. Even though, I know. I did. Well, y'all got some nano-voy. I got some nano voices out here. They must told y'all about me.

I fuck bitches' life up, yeah. See, I'll be fixing their life. I'm scraped from the hood. I don't give a fuck, yeah. I'll fuck you why your child watch a man, shit. Right. You better go to sleep, let me fuck around with you. Fuck the shit out.

Just some shit you're not, he's supposed to be fucking too. Baby shark-to-da-da-da-da-da-to-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-a. Mom, shark your head. What's that? That's that, that's that new, that's that new version. What about that old shit. What? That back in the day shit.

What? Hot dog, hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog. Hey, dog, hot dog, higgily dog. Hey, hold up, hold up. I bet y'all don't remember this, though. What?

Fruit salad, yummy, yummy, yummy. Fruit salad. Oh, y'all, no, no. The wiggles, nigger, what? The wiggles. Oh, that's how y'all. Man, what the old motherfuckers is that. Who remember the original annoying-ass son?

annoying as song, nigger Barney. I love you, you love me. Hey, everybody! We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss for me to you. Not to say you love me too. I fuck home, what? They love me. I don't pay for no coochie.

Because I am a real G, and you know that I get looked. Yeah. I like giving big booty bitches hugs. Hey. Hey, everybody. Thank you. Ha ha ha. We like fucking bitches.

We like fucking bitches. Baby bop move, bitch. Baby bop move, bitch. Hey, come on. Say what? You're a talented motherfucker, my nigga. Yeah. Hey, come on.

Woo! Yeah. You see that? You see that? One time. Okay, bring me home. Oh, that ain't never sounded that good. I'm telling.

Thank you, everybody. Boy. Boy. That's some cold shit right there. I band know how to play everything. You can't call out shit. These niggas don't know how to play. They know how to play.

Everything song ever. Darkwing duck. Who's that duck they called D.W? D.W. Darkwinged up. Let's get dangerous. Let's get dangerous. Doodoo. Who's that fucking called

Darkwing Dug? Who's bad? Who's bad? Who's bad? Shippant? Oh, rescue rangers, nigga? Oh, that nigga right there. Knock the fuck out.

No, he high here. That nigga said, oh, all right, baby. It's all right, baby. No, he threw up the 30. He on the perk 30. I feel you brus sometimes you gotta get your eye get you get you get your rest in bro she said the proud family that's how the proud family fall part off but it was like a beat the proud family had no words to no y'all y'all can't sing that yes they did don't do me come

on come on black woman where yet proud family I ain't never watched it oh fuck that the white lady even know that bitch look at my man doing the gang dance Y'all can't do proud family like that, they got a hit too. I don't know the words because Beyonce was singing it. You can't even sing after Beyonce. You just got to let Beyonce have this shit. That's how I went. I can't believe.

Hell, ma. I don't remember that. What about Kear Possible? Call me, beat me. me be me if you want to reach me doesn't matter where doesn't matter doesn't matter I will be there for your to the very danger or trouble out there on the double you know that you always can come camp possible boy disney going to sue the shit out of y'all I can't sue the shit out all of us, boy.

Can't use none of that. What? Ken Boswell, that's what we miss now. That's why I think it ain't no more sitcoms because they let the theme music go. The theme song was the best part of the show. Like, you get excited when you them theme songs. It don't matter.

You remember all of them. Moat to the... Moat to the... Moat to the... I don't know the best probability. Miss me. I don't know the words. I don't know the words.

Nobody does. Brandy don't know the words to that shit. Even on Kim Possible, bro, they were roasting somebody to run, and they were like, Sister, Sister! Sit-up! Did that two-way twister. They got my own mind. Do my own die.

And my own time. Begging on the family tree, but your siblings, synchronicity. Firmine on the family tree, your sibling sequenicity. Ow, ow, ow. Ow! Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Sister, Sunday. Ow. That's it will lit. We are leaving. Check it out. Singo. Oh, when the night is going to wear out.

I'm good. I'm broke. Keep your head up. What? That's right. Whenever you fight, you fight with my home girl, sat it to my left,

Two, two, and took the legcliff. Yeah, me, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-it-out. That kick was the dopeest bar. Hold on, hold on. Hit the saxophone point, my nigga. He just made that up. He didn't remember it. The end of it is, b-d-da-da-da-da-da-d-d-d-going.

That was close enough. That was close. That was close. That was close. Close enough. Ugh. Even the white people had something. That TGI Friday, that step by step, day by day.

Don, don't, don't. Just a different thing. The stronger weeks and the longer will day. Brother, greatest white TV theme song and the history of white TV. That's easy. That's easy. Making a way in the world today takes everything you got. That ain't it.

What is it then? That is not it. What is it? No, go to girls is the greatest white TV thing song ever. You want to go where people see that your troubles are all the same. What do you say? You want to go where everybody knows your name. That was that shit right there, though.

What's what you talking about? That ain't fucking with. Thank you for being a friend. Travel down the room. running back again Your heart is true You're a friend and a confid on And if you threw a pot

Sing that shit If you're doing with your grimo Talk your shit We won't be The greatest part of you can speak And the card attached was less Thank you for being a friend That shit

All right All right You got one? I got one for the white people. No, you don't. And it's for the crazy white bitches. Y'all ready? See?

Hit that shit. You ready? Yeah. Amanda, man, man, abanda, man, abanda, man, abanda. Manna, manna, manna, manna, manna, manna, man. Manna, abanda, man, man. Shoo. What the fuck is that?

Y'all don't remember that crazy white bitch? That this was crazy, bro. That bitch was crazy. That bitch was crazy. Never watched that. Oh, bitch, Amanda, was crazy. I was already grown by the time that shit came up. Yeah, I don't remember that one.

That bitch didn't come on the screen then. Oh, it's all wrong with this bitch. This bitch, cocaine. Fresh, well, everybody knows fresh press. That one, that one's easy. God damn. Family matters, that one's easy. God damn.

Dawson's Creek. You know about Dawson Creek, slow-handed? That nigga right there said, They said, Dawson's Creek, we used to watch that shit in the dayroom, nigga. That's all. I used to make sure that I whooping the ass, they turned off Dawson's Creek. That shit was beautiful to me, cuz. But the crazy part is what you said that.

Then it was like, on the gang. All white shows they're nothing but friends fucking each other. I don't remember the parkers. The parkers? I mean, I remember the show. I remember the song, though. Oh, you're talking about the parker? Like, Kim.

Kim. Yeah, Kim Parker. Who? Everybody had cable, man, what the fuck y'all talking about? Some of this shit came on certain things. Hey y'all just requesting shit, shut out. It's certain songs, you don't need, man, the words. I didn't even know words, you just know the beat, like every nigga ain't here know this.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Sports-a. That's NBA, that NBA on Sunday nights. Y'all, y'all niggas. Alright, what about the old people, the senile people? In the heat of the night. I used to hate that damn show right there. That is the most boring show ever you can make a child watch.

If you ever want to punish your children, just get them in the heat of the night DVDs and make them sit and watch them shit. They will not do shit else wrong for the rest of their life. I'll promise mom, I don't want to see this. I'm gonna tell you the theme song that can scare motherfucking this room right now. That thing song is scary, bro. Remember that show Unsolved. I saw mystery. Oh, yeah.

Well, you hear that goddamn unsawed mystery. Like, man, fuck that channel. I don't have to fuck that. Uh-uh. I have not staying in this goddamn house. I got one for you, though. Who? The X-Files.

Oh, yeah. That was the scary. Scurriest nigger ever to me was the Cripkeeper, that was the scariest motherfucker ever. Where by trouble? Where did they find that, who was that? Who was that?

That niggas a old blooms man. That thing said in the heat of the night. It used to be the three shows as you come on in the heat of the night, Mattlock and Murder, she wrote, back to back. Maher and Murray used to have me in there watch them. She's everything. The heat of the night first,

Madlock and murder she wrote. That little white woman knew everything. She was nosy as a motherfucker. My dad was weird. That thing was watching, like, tornado storms and, like, Frankenstein. You tripped. Frankenstein.

The original Frankenstein? The original, the nigger was nice. Hey, hey. Oh, you're talking about the monsters. Yeah, the monsters, that nigger. I'm like, Frankenstein ain't this nice? Man, what the fuck? This is how you knew it was time to go to goddamn bid, though.

When MASH came on? Oh, yeah. Nah, that's when you left the TV on even MASH or goddamn Twilight Zone was playing. That lets you know. Because you knew MASH was coming on, because the TV get real goddamn loud when MASH. Do-Doo. Do do do do do when the following program was recorded in Suron Sound.

Starting That shit. Come on for five minutes in a commercial come on. What was the man's about? I've never actually watched a war. Which war? Vietnam or something. Damn.

Somebody there in war. Then at four o'clock out your head is Do you love, Jesus. That was only on your TV. We didn't get that channel. Do you love, Jesus. Shit, you wake up and they goddamn Bowflex commercial on.

You think the shit about to go off, but this commercial just stay on the whole town. Call the number right now. If you want to improve your sculpture on your back, get your chest together. chest together. Remember Billy Blanks? That nigga used to had a tabo jumping off at 3 o'clock in the morning. Just kick your legs up everybody, top-bo. Nickle, motherfuckle was really behind that shit. Yeah, he made a lot of money off that shit.

My mama bought that shit. Boy, Tybo? Never put it in. I'm like, what the fuck? You ever wake up at 5 o'clock in the morning with the TV on it? This is like four white ladies doing aerobics. Come on. You can do it. You go to, you turn on the TV at 3 o'clock in the morning and be that white man. And John's free seminars, you will learn how to flip houses quicker than you've ever learned. Here's a couple of testimonials for some of our satisfied customers. Before we went to John's testimonial, we were struggling. Me and my wife were about to lose our house.

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He was like, you just need a little bit of sprinkle water. Oh, no. Buy this sprinkle water. You brought this sprinkle water on your face. Miracle water. Listen to some of the testimonials. I bought some of that sprinkled water. something that's sprinkler water and I looked at the mailbox I had a million dollars this bitch

wig all way over here miracle spring water man we gotta get the fuck out of it we can talk this shit before y'all leave I won't show the bottle I'm not buying that goddamn water it's for 99 99 brother not only did we sell this show out we oversold this show out really hell yeah this bitch packed pack what just know the nigger because we use the sprinkler water yeah there's a dissection is for the people that was resting in pieces that couldn't make it see y'all don't forgot about that already y'all think shout out to my man who got that cold-ass shirt with us on it appreciate you thing and what is that a 40 nigger that nigger pulled a 40

ounce out his pocket you must have got on some jabon jeans he had bought a deluxe bottle of the sprinkled water where we're going tonight uh fly you got a party tonight don't you hey out club out club out fucking around is that a safe club club out who it ain't fuck that we in that beach club out who salute to everybody up top and salute to everybody we know y'all like a motherfucker man i swear thank y'all coming out to We got to tell San Diego! Oh, we gotta take a picture.

Oh, oh, oh, San Diego. Don't go yet. Everybody take your phones out. Put your phones up. Even if you got the Android, put your phones up. Stand up, put your phone up. Y'all about to go on the picture. We gotta take a picture with y'all.

Y'all, yeah. Oh, we don't left. Hell, yeah. Up top, too. We gotta see the lights up top. We gotta let people know they all up there. Everybody put their lights up. Oh, ooh-hoo.

Hey. Crack smoke in your body. Right. Crack smoke in your body. Bang, crack smoke in your body, bang, crack smoke, that shit hard. There we go. There we go.

What's up, my dog? Los. What's up, uh-oh. All right, San Diego, y'all turn it up one time. Crosmoke in your body, Dave. J-O ain't got up a machine. San Diego, we go. We go.

Oh, go. Spoke to your body. Oh, whoa, go. Crick smoke in your body. San Diego. Give it up for the 85 South Show one more time! Give it up for Chico Bin, one more time, San Diego! Give it up for D.C. Young Fly, one more time!

And give it up for the Sense and Carlos Spiller one more time, San Diego! Thank you, San Diego! You guys are all officially 85%. We appreciate you coming out to rock with the 85%. Rock with the 85 South Show, make sure you go on YouTube, subscribe, tell somebody what you've seen tonight. Landing in line, when the show's on fire, we ain't going to start till they get sit down in their seats, because it's the 85 South Show where we don't repeat. Nothing on the stage when we up the kick in the floor. You know it's going down, so won't you sit on the floor?

The 500 people out there standing in line, don't worry about it, we're going to take our time, because we got 5 in the night. people who be standing outside so they can come and see the guys who be on 85. We got 500 people and they're standing outside just so they can see them guys who be on 85. My name is Loz. Hello. How you doing this evening? No you're standing outside. Well, let me tell you the reason. This show sold out and everybody want to see. The dudes remain at three. Hold up two plus me. That made 85. Brother, it's 86. We got 86 chicks. trying to get our dicks but we said no because we ain't livin like that but if you're cuter your ass fat you might get that but maybe until then maybe we can be friends shit we do it one time we might do it again because it's 500 people who are standing outside just so they can see the guys who we all ain't five we got 500 people and they're standing outside they said they want to see guys who we all made it five You got a girl we might bust up

The back room full of sandwiches and gushas For roll-ups and Capri Sons We the ones if you're coming to the show You know it ain't big gun Because you ain't got in yet Because you was bullshit You should have got dressed quick But you was bullshit

But we gonna wait for the people To get in the house Before we turn this motherfucker out We got four 99 people standing in the size So they can come to see the gas who'll be on that in fact. We got 499 people outside. They want to see the guys who were on that invite.

And since we got a little time, I'll tell you a little bit more. We ain't going to start the show until you get in, bro. And I'm going to say it again, if you brought your girlfriend, you made a good decision, and that's a win. One more time. These niggas know them off of the head, just like your girl be doing because you know I ain't scared. It's about 498 people outside, and every one of them want to see.

Three of those guys who don't close. 497 people. Don't worry about the marijuana out here it is legal. We're waiting all the time to kick the show off, because you know we're about to go all the way off. We got sax man ready to blow them tunes. Got Craig on the camera, and you know he zooms, and on all the good shit going down.

in the back we got jail in that nigger don't be wearing no hats here you know what's going down you know i'm a pass and if you heard that you know that that is joseph's laugh but when you watch the show you can hear him bro he's like ah that mean the jokes won't probe you know some old people just pulled up in line they just bought us a little more time to rhyme heard that insulated with a big behind and some real big titties and they hurt in her spine. I heard that. It's a nigger who just got out of jail.

But he saved up his money, so he made the bill. I heard it's another nigger who'd be selling the rocks. Heard it's a tall lady with a big-ass. Nah, hope it wasn't that. Hope that was a lie. Matter of fact, if that was that, that probably was a damn guy. Why did they lie to me?

They want to see the 85 plus 2, and that's me. And that's me It's going down And that's a fact Got bags of the motherfucker Rap snacks And you know we got A ride of food

Chad is walking here About to talk some bullshit Too Hey Chico, let me say something That's so clever If we keep in this real These the best chips ever

Them shit's so good With a dabble ranch Let's cut this shit off Before I smash your aunt I say smash your aunt And you're gonna be mad mad, you thought I forgot, but let's get back to Chad

He's about to tell us what time the show was starting, but he don't know the people outside, and they ain't parted. There's somebody farted and fucked up the line. It was 500, now it's 4.39. Some people said, fuck it, this ain't

in the budget, and plus that nigger smelled like he been drinking milk or something. Milk or something, you know that we ain't running. The drummer on the drum, he'd be Truck, truck, drumming, and you already know that we are going pro. Welcome to the motherfucking 85, 85, 85 South Show. Hey.

Yeah. I'm not right there. You know about now? I don't know. Five hundred a week. Cool. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't. fully grasp for the rest of my life, what that meant.

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