The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Slim Thug Story With Billy Sorrells And Nate Jackson | Ep. 104

Episode Date: November 10, 2017

This week on The 85 South Show, Billy Sorrells stops in with Nate Jackson to talk about old niggas, skeeting in your noodles, and more more irreverant topics. If your at work put your headphones in fo...r this one. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:44 Well, Willie, there's a lot of people out here who are. Why is everyone talking? We have a lot of money and horses. There's a lot of people out here, Billy, who generals are not up the par. Genitals. I know a girl, her pussy smells like barbecue potato chips. I like barbecue potato chips. Yep, until you stick your head in the bag and you smell a bag of barbecue potato chips.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I like that. Can I stick my head in her bag? Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, we're not going to do that. Nope, nope, we're going to do that. He's not going to do that. Not going to do it. She snapped chatting. She showed me Kathy.
Starting point is 00:05:14 That's a pussy name. She named her pussy Kathy. It was Harry. I really had to have it. And every time I touched it and rub it, she let me grab it. I had to dig up in my hand. She won me stabby. She said, Lose you.
Starting point is 00:05:25 You'll be fucking like a rabbit, and then I slowed it down here, though, with the turtle dick. Got crazy. Circle, circle, circle, circle dick. Oh, she liked it. She won't bite it. Her home girl says she wants some, now they fight. Well, I guess I said it here once, and I'll say it again. Look, look, when we're talking about trash, we won't talk about garbage.
Starting point is 00:05:42 We really won't. If you're talking about trash, you won't talk about garbage. Yes, indeed. I couldn't agree with you more in that one. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. This is a podcast. Yes, indeed. For niggas who do shit exactly like that.
Starting point is 00:05:54 They don't always, they don't never bring up, why they don't never bring up Peewee Kirk? Hey. Only niggas still be selling dope in the NBA. They gave the nigga the contract. He said, hell, I got that in my pocket. They want them to play 82 games for $100,000. Peewee said, shit, I just loaned the nigga $100,000. You ain't going to let me have any more out there.
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Starting point is 00:06:27 He was using cocaine at the orange car watch right there in Third War. I knew Vernon Maxwell was a bad motherfucker when they named him. Any nigga with two old nigger first name is going to be cold. Well, the Shy Kids said this podcast is for niggins that take their shoes off when they race because they make them run faster. Only black people know that. Yeah, that is an alternative black history fact. Now, we don't have the exact name of the first nigger to take his shoes off.
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Starting point is 00:07:46 Billy is currently telling us a story About how his lady used to smash a bunch of raffles in Houston Yeah and and he was getting his toes done Yeah. Thank you, brothers. I appreciate it. No ever time before this have I felt so supported. I appreciate y'all.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Go ahead. So we sit in there. Uh-huh. Who are you listening to now? Please say Lil Flip. No, we ain't listening to nobody. It's Mike Jones. Because we're in the fucking nail shop.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Bro, your girl fucking Mike Jones, you got to leave here. Yeah, he'd be like, 8-0-0-4. She'd be like, he got a new number. You got to leave it. It's a real number. So I'm sitting there in a nail shop. You know what I'm saying? She got the little champagne.
Starting point is 00:08:18 We're sitting there. Holding hands. It's cool. Who comes through the door? Bad bitch And right behind him Slim thug Damn
Starting point is 00:08:28 Of all places to be I hate to be the asshole But just I hope this happened In the story Nate Before you tell her I hope his girl Jump up at the tub
Starting point is 00:08:37 Run and hug this nigga Like because that nigga tall I wanted to get on her tiptoes And she just hug Across the Houston On his back Just across the Houston That you love so much
Starting point is 00:08:47 So First off Now What did she do What's your girl do First off, first off, she tried to act like she didn't see the nigger walk through the goddamn little shot. She saw this thing is like six, eight. Look, she getting her feet done.
Starting point is 00:09:00 She's going to look all of a sudden. She pick up a jet magazine. Nobody reads Jets no more. She all of a sudden start thumbing through Jett and shit. So I tried to hide behind the jet. She was the smallest magazine in it. Jet is eight inches high. Nigger, get the newspaper.
Starting point is 00:09:14 So I'm sitting there like, oh shit, this is looking right here. And so she got that lock on my hand. She won't let my hand go because she don't want to look like. It's so tight that you. You know that she got that grip. You're in a lot. We're in a lot. So I'm like, ah, I'm trying to pull in my hand, but I'm like, fuck.
Starting point is 00:09:30 And then I can do what I'm looking weak right now. I'm about to take this hell. So he walks right over. The girl walks over and say, hey, Billy. Slim walk over. Hey, boy, I see you out there doing your thing. You got your little mama with you? I said, yeah, man, this is my lady right here.
Starting point is 00:09:43 So she raises the magazine down. He said, oh, what's up, pretty girl? Good to see you again. It's like, nigger. Again. Nick, hit you with that memory laying. The dagger. hit me right in my chest.
Starting point is 00:09:55 He was like, hey, man, look, I want to get you on one of my albums. I want you to come fuck with me. Ain't that the worst one of the nigga down? The whole time he giving me his number. I had to take it. He's saying it loud enough where she can hear it. I'm like, bitch, you better not remember. She'd have scratched it into the Jet magazine.
Starting point is 00:10:10 He might as well just say, hey, take my number, but put it in your girl phone. Right. She'd have put it on the Jet beauty of the weak leg. It hurt. So basically, you could have just got the number from her. She had it. No, she didn't have that. He got a new number.
Starting point is 00:10:24 That's what I said. I went to compare notes. And I was like, maybe she still got it. Please tell me for the sake of all, niggas. Please say you acted a fool in the car. At what point did you act a fool? Look, look, look. I want to hear the voicemail you left slimmed up.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Fuck that. I'd have been on the phone. Nick, you got your goddamn mind? You see me interlocked? Hey, no. I'm getting a seesaw scrub. Nick, I got hot stones on my leg, nigga. The witness's coming up.
Starting point is 00:10:46 To be honest. Let me tell you, the nigg is such a gentleman, dog. She's pregnant, nigga. He's such a gentleman. It's our baby. Nick, why would you do this? Hey, dog. He was a gentleman, dog.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I seen the nigga out in the club with my lady, though. Me and my lady was out of the club. Oh, I thought he was with your lady and he saw him in the club. You have to say that. God damn it, Nate, no. You said I saw the nigga out in the club with my lady made. So Slim Thug, you're my lady in the club. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Having to bump into him. You know what? I don't mind. I don't mind being vulnerable on the 85 South show. Somebody got to do it. It's fucked up the Slim Thug. Listen to the 85 South show. He'll be like, damn.
Starting point is 00:11:20 I ain't know the little brother felt like that. He don't even know who he is. Say the girl name. Oh, you're talking about Cheryl. Oh, loose mouth, man, Cheryl. My loose mouth? You went in love with Lucy. You're talking about loose mouth?
Starting point is 00:11:36 Hey, this old I love Lucy. Get his feet done ass thing. So I got Nick. Not only did he get his feet done. They put the cleats on them. I got the car. I got the car. So, you know, you first, when you want to do a pool of blow.
Starting point is 00:11:50 But God got a sense of humor, too. Soon as he crunked the car, guess what came on the radio? Swimmy. Who shit, motherfucker? That's where I stay. Hey, look. And I run.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Hey, man, that shit to me. So let me tell you, the saving grace for the whole situation was I did get in the car. I went off a little bit. But I didn't go right off. You know, I had that look out the window. You was passive, aggressive about it? Yeah, it had to. I was like, so.
Starting point is 00:12:18 She had to ask you what was wrong? So. What's wrong with you? She had to pat your shoulder? No, she knew what the time it was. Right. It was arguing time. It was time to argue.
Starting point is 00:12:27 I said it off time, nigga. So I'm sitting there, I'm like, yeah, I'm just chill. Take your time, breathe. You know, you get too mad. You don't get your point out. You'll just be mad. Yeah. Because you, like, when the man get mad, don't nothing come out but cover.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I had to think. That's it. What I had to do was, I needed to use this moment to leverage some bullshit that I had already, but you can't. Oh, so you saved an argument from before? No, no, no. What I did was. You got some sisters, that's a.
Starting point is 00:12:49 I got it. No, no, no, no, no. You got no, no, no, no, no. I do have some shit. That's some shit. So what I did. So what I did. So I said, hey, I don't want to hear you say nothing no more about how you feel when you run into people I used to fuck with.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Oh, here she go. We got to chalk all that shit up and charge it to the fucking day. I'm gonna tell you what you fucked up at. You was too selfish with you demand. You should have started your argument off stronger. You can't just jump out there demand the shit. You fucking nigger. Stop looking through my phone.
Starting point is 00:13:17 You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You just got to focus. Uh-uh. You should have came in that bitch with some common sense and be like, look, you see this the type of shit that happened.
Starting point is 00:13:27 And then compared your situation. Well, see, then you really look like a hole for bringing up old shit. You got to just understand that as a man. You don't get to say shit. You just got to take every goddamn thing. And I know, and she always. Oh, shit. Some most shit happened.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Okay. So we're there in the club. Okay. Bet. Chilling. Everything good. Now who I'm thinking about. You was dancing?
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yeah, I was showing my nap, nigga. No, show I'm how you was dancing. I was there. The story good is fuck. This nigga got his nails and toes done in the club dancing like this. Boom, I was there. You know you're happy when you got the two snap. Because you know, that's how you dance with your lady.
Starting point is 00:14:09 It's like, it's a good week. Ain't an argue. What the fuck was playing? My girl? It don't matter. I was just having a good time, nigga. That boy, you were love. It don't matter.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I was in the club in 1958. Man, look, I'm out there. I got my little two-step going. We're out there. All I see is a trail of bottles. Okay. That's the first day. With the sparklers on.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Sparklers. Make sure you seen. I'm talking about the line. You know, now they do the lines. Yeah, yeah, the VIP train. So now this is two years after the original meetup. Wow. Sparkless come through.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And I'm like, damn, there's a lot of got them bottles. I know where the fuck they're going. You got to shoot this, man. That's the third story. So the bottles are paramounting at the top of the club. It seemed like the whole. club just got higher because the sections was in levels. At the pinnacle
Starting point is 00:14:53 or the top of the club, they're slim thug a lot with 28 bottles and like 13 bad bitches around them. And so I'm standing at the bottom of the floor on the dance floor looking up. We down there with our little drink, I'm two-step, man. Like a peasant. Now I'm like, damn. I'm looking real peonish right now. But did you look
Starting point is 00:15:09 like that with your neck? I couldn't. I was it was one of them looks like to the did. Did the nigga take one of the bottles and pour the alcohol in your mouth? No, he did. No, he did. No, he did. Why you do I'm a pardoning like, I'm just asking. You ain't shit, Nate. Don't be playing.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Hey, you ain't shit, Nate. Something happened. What's Slim Thug do when he's locked out of him? So what he did was, I tried to act like I didn't see it. I'm crying. Emotion for me. He said, hey, hey.
Starting point is 00:15:35 And I can hear this nigger voice over there. Because you're down. He got acoustics. Hey, peasant. It's so, look. Hey, my nigga down there and the broke VIP. Come up here with the rich niggas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:47 And so it looked like, it looked like, Mount Olympus up there with all the bitches and the bottles and all the shit He got so many bottles the club dog but his section lit up
Starting point is 00:15:55 because this thing got bottles everywhere Mount Olympus I'm trying I kept my snap going I was like I don't see the nigga I'm not going up there I'm not fend to get
Starting point is 00:16:02 put on this type of pressure I can't buy no bottles tonight so I'm chilling I'm sitting there like it's good snapping baby he'd be talking about he's trying to get your attention
Starting point is 00:16:09 I said him but see that's when you should have got man like bitch why you're paying attention I know what the nigga said drink your drink so look we're sitting there
Starting point is 00:16:17 and then at the last minute bottle girl comes over hey slim one y'all to come up to the section man he really don't want you to come i know he don't i know he don't and so i'm like i'm like all right he's seen loose now so i go up shut up down shut up when i had that from you so i go up to this he's seen loose mouth i go up there we get up there he hits me with a dab and the arm grab hey boy i just want to let you know i'm proud of you you you're putting houston on the map you're doing your goddamn thing out there keep doing your shit right i'm proud of you boy you're taking big steps. Congratulations on your wedding and your marriage
Starting point is 00:16:48 and all of that. Who told him? How that nigga know about your wife? Sit back. Let me see his face. Who told him? How do you know about, uh, Jack? That's what his fucking story's about. Nate. You're not said that. You're so obvious. Bleak the name. Yeah, thanks. Jack ain't the name. I spoke in code.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Is that close enough? Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, just let me. Yeah, well, it's fine. It's like, it's, I took it to the stage. Everything's out in the old. He already talks about this shit everywhere. Oh, okay. Yeah, I talked about it on stage. But I had to talk about it in front of that.
Starting point is 00:17:22 I hadn't heard it in this much detail, though. This is incredible. He came to the improv in Houston one night when I had my show, and I just had to let it out, and then we laughed about it again, and then it's over. So now it's cool. I think he had a better laugh than you did. He had better laugh than you did. Oh, I bet he did.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Yeah, yeah. He's still laughing. He's going to see this and laugh. That shit still hurt that little bit. That was a hundred bitches ago. He's gonna see you in a couple of years You know what episode My favorite one found
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Starting point is 00:18:00 Yeah I can hear That shit gonna be hard too We're gonna be air A nigga favorite Man he killed that nigga man It hurts You know what
Starting point is 00:18:08 To get over some of this pain Let's read some fan comments Mo K said this podcast Is for niggas That always have an emergency This is what should stash somewhere. Oh, my God. This thing can know exactly who the podcast is for.
Starting point is 00:18:21 My nigga Robert McGill said this podcast is for niggas that get high as fuck and listen to the TVs with their eyes closed when the TV is off. Man, that nigga's high. That nigga's on next level high. Nigger, if the TV off, what the fuck is you watching? That's what I'm saying. This niggins imagining this show. You watch with your ears, though, bro.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You don't watch what your ears when you sleep? You can't. You can't off. Ain't no sound coming out. That's still watching them. That's basically said this show is for niggas with pure imagination. That niggas said, this show is for blind niggas. That's what he just said.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Hey, shout out to my man, Paco Boy. Paco said this podcast is for niggas who make minimum wage but got a lot saved up. That niggas on it. Go ahead, Paco. Stop taking them pictures with that money on your face on Instagram. I knew some niggas who used to deliver pizza just because they'd like to eat pizza. Man, look. I promise you.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Let me tell you who I'm fucking with right now. I'm fucking with King Dutie, though. King Dutie said I spent two weeks in the country. I know what Billy was talking about with the sauce. Thank you, King Dutty, for defending my honor out here. I appreciate you. King Duty. Oh.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Open to tell fuck knickle, shit the fuck. Hey! I bought these noodles. They may not tell my mama. Hey, because if she see her empty package, don't be drummer. Hey, yeah. She's like you wasted food. You dumb food.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Get what? Hey. I ain't getting you no money to go to school. Hey. I like my noodle with a little bee finny. Be finny. Cut that sauce. Saucid jump and then I skied in it.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Walsh, chest, a sauce. Hey, niggins stop the beat. Hey, man. Hey, niggins stop hitting the table. Everybody stopped doing shit. Somebody died. When did they have a sausage flavor? No.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Ever. When did. He cut sauces up in it. Wait. So the only nigga that got your back name is King Duda. Give a shit. This is stupid. This is stupid, nigga.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Did you? But you're going to act like you ain't seen? Who's responsible for the names? Are these real people? No, they made their own... These people leave comments in the comments section. A nigga named herself King Duty. Okay, but act like you don't see Pablo Escobar say this podcast is not for niggins who skeet in your noodle.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Nasty mama bitch. Boogie Black said this podcast is for niggas that interrupt your prayers with suggestions. Niggie, make sure you bring your mommy in because, you know, she has said her well. The Shy Kids said this podcast is for me. for niggas for niggas that take their shoes off when they race because they make them run faster. Only black people know that. Now, see, now, that is an alternative black history fact.
Starting point is 00:20:53 The first nigga to take his shoes off. Now, we don't have the exact name of the first nigger to take his shoes off. Oh, it's Chonty. Because black people weren't allowed to have shoes for so long. That's probably why we take our shoes off. Now, if the Olympics let niggas run barefoot, the record book about to be fucked all the way up. Because every nigga in here got a cousin. That's a female.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That can't nobody beat. when she take her shoes off. Gravel, black top, in the street, grass, whatever. You can't fuck with her with no shoes. She fastened them up. When she run, her booty, get lower to the ground. I'm so country. I got cousins that take their shoes off when they get ready to fight.
Starting point is 00:21:28 This nigga talking shit. Yeah, I put my shoes back on when I'm from the fuck, though. Just me. For the grip. I need that trash. I learned that shit from Mr. Market. Yep. You got put your shoes back on.
Starting point is 00:21:39 I can't get over King Duty. That's an incredible day. Hey, Mo K. This podcast is for niggas that. still remember the intro with the 85-5-5? For My Heart Podcasts in Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.
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Starting point is 00:25:00 They want the old fucking intro. You know what? People love the old intro so much. This is going to be the first podcast with two motherfucking intro. We're just going to do it. Pop the old intro randomly throughout the show. And the people who don't get it just won't fucking get it.
Starting point is 00:25:15 It ain't for you. Hey, Joe, anytime you need to cut to some shit, guess what we need to hit them with. That's the one that put us in the game. They was like, who the fuck is that? Nicky, that's me. They didn't even know that. Oh, really? They didn't even know that.
Starting point is 00:25:29 I was like, you can't put that shit together. That was some original shit from a studio, and then he took the shit and put it together. We was like, remember I told you the second episode? So we figured out this show with the shit. That's round the time. That's round the time. What else we got on this motherfucking board? Chain O.P.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Chain old P. That nigga said this. This guy's bars are under investigation. I don't know about that nigga Billy. And 34 minutes and 25 seconds. I've been skipping through this show since he said the word skeet. I guess some niggas like listening to Trina. Goddamn, Billy.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Get him. Get him. Get him. It's another. O.P. It's nothing you can do about that. Man, you can do about that. It's just there. What's what's Trina got to do? This is your man, Steve.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Woo-hoo! 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. And we got those brand-new 85 South Show T-Show. Just like the one I'm wearing right now. Just like my brother Randy's wearing right now. I'm wearing it. Just like the one we're holding up right now. He's holding it.
Starting point is 00:26:32 If you want to get you a t-shirt, just like you heard it right here on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. You tell. Southshow.com and place your goddamn order. You need to take your hands off your nuts and go to your computer and type 85 Southshare. Calm down, Randy. Come down, Randy.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Come down, Randy. Come down. Randy, come down. Take your hands off your nuts and go to your computer and a book 85Syshow. Now you know you didn't got Randy piss off. He's happier than squirrel nuts. You don't got my brother all excited.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Show him your shirt, Randy. I got it on. Boo! Boom! Boom! Listen. These 85 South Show shirts are perfect for wearing them to football games kicking it with your buddies and drinking men
Starting point is 00:27:14 don't forget about the beer drink your back no rat bull drinking beer and all that because over at 92 a.m. Rebel radio we love wearing t-shirts and they're very absorbing you can waste the beer and soak it right up and you can fluck it right off the shirt we've just got our 85 South Show t-shirts and we're gonna cut a V in and cut the sleeves off of them but we just got them we ain't have no scissors what radio station we're on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio Radio. 80, show them the goddamn t-shirt. I showed him damn it what you want me to take it off and put it on the camera? The white one Randy. Okay sorry. 92 a.m. Rebel radio goddam
Starting point is 00:27:59 you go to 85-7 you get you a t-shirt. You take your hands off your nuts right now and you're going like you're not a real goddamn supporter if you don't go and get these t-shirts. You see these colors same out the flag you standing you say the planet damn it if they sell enough of these t-shirts they can move back to Africa you go back and now you support that you want one of these and you're telling we said it on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio we're not booish yet listen there you can get a white one or you can get the blue one like I got or you can get the green like he got on or you can get Or if you can get the brown one.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Listen, that's my brother Randy right there. This is my big brother. I don't know his name. My name is, God damn it, I'm Stevie. That's Big Brother Steve. Listen here. Me and my brother Randy over there, we've been supporting the shit since when they,
Starting point is 00:28:56 when they was over there with the big studio. At Steve Harvey, because they think Chats stole it. Listen here. Now they're in that piece of shit place. Listen. But fuck it. They got t-shirts in. they're pretty. So get you one. They're real nice. They're good boys. They never stole. He cut
Starting point is 00:29:14 my grass a couple of time and he brought the lawnmower back. Now listen, if you're a big fat ass, we got big ones too. They go up about five minutes after that. Fuck you. You get at us when you lose too much cotton. Too much goddamn fat. They're picking that much cotton anymore. These these shirts are real nice right here. In stretchable. Get you one. Made in America. Made it in a mirror. right here in America and you know what you can get head right in the shirt you could put it right over her head you could put it right over her head and you woohoo this shirt is amazing if you don't get the shirt don't even bother
Starting point is 00:29:54 calling up here at 92 a.m. Rev. what station? 92 a.m. you better say it just like home of the greatest music ever buddy and don't you ever get it fucked up Let's sing my song. If you don't get no t-shirt, don't call up Rebel Radio, we might take the phone and beat your ass. Beat your ass. They got t-shirts for sale.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Gray and blue and white as hell. Call up so you can get you one. We got t-shirts for sale, for sale. We got t-shirt for sale. T-shirts for sale. We got gray ones and blue ones, and some are white as hell. But we got T-shirts for sale. Yes, we do.
Starting point is 00:30:47 We got T-shirts for sale. We got gray ones and blue ones, and some are white as hell. They got some that's white as hell. 92 a.m. My niggins. My niggins says this podcast is for the young niggas with their uncle that you can't leave. around because that nigger might pull it. We always show respect to the O.Gs on the 85 South show.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Speaking of showing respect to the O.G., we've been getting a lot of requests for Uncle Tyrone. We got to bring Uncle Tyrone, babe. You don't know O.G. Tyrone. This nigga, 80 years old, he remember when Hose was out here selling pussy for a dollar. That's not something that I made up. That's a fact. He told me out of his own mouth.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Man, that's where they turned $20 pussy? If they did that today. He didn't want to be disrespectful to the latest. And I understand that completely. You get a four for four. Fuck win this. Shout out the easy money. This podcast is for bitches
Starting point is 00:31:40 who play band and boozy while taking the city bus to work. We love that. We love that. We love that. It's business a living oxymorra. Shout out to all the mixed bitches who don't know how to do their hair.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Got that same struggling ponytail. We love you, though. With the waves in it. We fuck with you. Shout out to all the bitches that cut their eyebrows off and then had the rush to work without them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Wow. Wow. I draw them on. Wow. You, hey, that you draw, You struck a nerve. You know what? I want to give a shout out to all the women who can't cook
Starting point is 00:32:10 but know how to heat up everything in the microwave good as fuck. The bitch told me you can't put styrofoam in the microwave one time. She don't know what you're talking about. What the fuck you talk about. That shit would be melting and shit. I mean, it depends on how long you leave it in there. But the shit I'm doing it ain't going to be in that long. Because my plate already in the microwave, you punk motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Hey, man, when you start fucking with the 8-5 South? When you start fucking with it? What was it that made you fuck with this what we do over here? And, nigga, I really fuck with you in D.C. What you mean? That's true. Nigger, we did wilding out, and I've known you for hell. And, man, I fucks with D.C., man.
Starting point is 00:32:44 This nigga, I feel like this nigga, a little young-ass star. Yeah. And he, but some people are just like, he's just wild. I'm like, that's the essence. They're not knowing what he might. I know the nigga good because you pointed over there like he was over there. Yeah, that's where I'm at with it. But he's like, this, man, and his afro is sticking all above his ears and shit.
Starting point is 00:33:03 He really don't give a fuck. I eat the booty. I eat the booty. I know what he'd be doing if he was here, but I fucks with him tough. That's my pardon. On several different projects, because I'm grinding in Hollywood, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:33:14 That's a strange place. And every time y'all come out, we link, you know what I'm saying? And so I seen him working on like, what was it, VH1's Hip Hop Square? Yeah. I did all the warm-up for the show. Right. So I try to have his back best as I can from behind the camera. Like, look, man, there's two cameras over here kind of turn a little bit.
Starting point is 00:33:30 I want him to win. I want the young bull to win. I've been fucking with y'all, man. Man, I appreciate that shit. Billy, when you start fucking with you. Shit, man, I've been fucking with it, man, tough, though. When you niggas first hit the first, this podcast is for, they own it. They own it.
Starting point is 00:33:45 I said that shit was coming across my timeline, and I was like, y'all don't even know the niggas where this came from. See, Billy, and you know what we got a lot of feedback from? When I told the niggas about motherfucking Dr. Jay, that's what it was. Niggas didn't want to see it until I put it on the motherfucking Twitter. Dr. Jay played it last. That's four season wearing Adidas, Shell to Adidas.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Yeah. They wasn't even hot top. They was the mid. First nigga to play a whole game with his shoes, not even all the way tied up. Scored 32 points, had seven rebounds and six assists and four still. Yeah, well, you did that. That was Dr. Jay, and there would never be another one like him.
Starting point is 00:34:26 A lot of niggins don't even know that black people started the NBA. Yeah. They had the ABA first. And then they said it's going to be niggins basketball alive. Exactly. Exactly. When Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was so motherfucking good, they said the nigger couldn't dunk.
Starting point is 00:34:43 They stopped and let the niggas dunk when Kareem Abdul-Jabbar come up. You don't believe it. Look it up. Well, first of me. Hell yeah. That's how cold he was. Change his name. On Monday, had a game that wins.
Starting point is 00:34:54 God damn, that's a lot of that. I guess neither one of you niggas ever heard of a man by the name Wilter Still Chamberl. Who? Wilter still chamber. Oh, you're talking about you. Oh, you're talking about buckshot. Listen, me the nigger bucks. We call him buckshot.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Let me tell him. Let me tell you about him. The nigger, the niggas scored a hundred points in the basketball game without a three-point line. Oh, that ain't shit. They used to do that shit all the motherfucketeering time. A hundred points. He used to do that shit all the motherfuckold fucking time. 100 points ain't shit.
Starting point is 00:35:20 He had 18 and that horse scored a hundred points in the first goddamn hair. He was playing against all white boys. That's why he started. Don't matter. Now you're going to bring that shit up. Don't matter. You don't get to pick who you play again? You don't get the pick?
Starting point is 00:35:31 Then what they sat down with the best motherfucker. The only white man was a guy wasn't a guy. The damn is Larry Bird. The nigger had to have an animal. Larry Bird is a black man. Why you think he never seen a picture of his daddy? Why are you thinking only white man that could grow a full, goddamn Afro? For real?
Starting point is 00:35:47 Come on, man. And it's why we're talking about famous Celtics. He really Larry Spitz. He's talking about the man who got all the goddamn reason. Who? Bill Russell. He's still taking bitches down now. I've seen them at the goddamn All-Tal weekend.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Bill Russell just said, he had three strippers in his hotel room. He just did the dedication speech. Bill Russell looked at everybody. Michael George, Kill him near. He looked at him. I still kick your head. Bill Russell said, I whoop all your hands. Today.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Today. Not what I used to do. Today I'll whip your motherfucking ass. He meant it, too. The nigga said, if I take my shoes off, I'll run all you dicks, too. Shit. Bill Russell got down in rings. They ain't talking about what Rob Lerick.
Starting point is 00:36:20 They always don't never bring up. Why don't they don't ever bring up Pee-Wee Kirk? Hey. Only niggins still be selling dope in the NBA. They gave the nigga the contract. He said, hell, I got that in my pocket. They want them to play 82 games for $100,000. Pee-wee said shit.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I just loaned the nigger $100,000. You ain't going to let me have any more out there. Look it up. It's in the motherfucking book. Let me tell you something like this. They need to talk about Vernon Maxwell. You talk about Vernon Maxwell. Wipped everybody ass one season.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Everybody who tried to call them got their motherfucking ass whooped didn't even suspend. He also had a cocaine problem. He was used cocaine at the orange car watch right there at the Third War. I knew Vernon Maxwell was a bad motherfucker when they named them. Any nigga with two old nigger first name is going to be called. Well, this is what you don't know since you're all over in the damn sick. Dominique William is supposed. Dominique William got him.
Starting point is 00:37:04 a hundred kids. There's a hundred niggins in Atlanta. Look, just like Dominique Wilkin right now. Dominique Wilkin was the goat in Atlanta. You guess you was. I'm a business from downtown all the way up with Nett County. He was the first ball player to ever be on the Duke box. You know, he started that whole tree. He had, he was on both boxes. Yeah, and then they brought Dionne in on the
Starting point is 00:37:22 Duke box. Now, Dion Sanders, he had a natural Jerry Curl. A lot of people don't know that neither. They don't know how fast. They didn't know how fast. Deion's made so much money in college. He let the coach borrow some. Yeah, yeah, you know Swet of God Shit, I know the nigger
Starting point is 00:37:39 Let me tell you something about Deon Santer So cold Let me tell you something Dion Santa intercepted the ball Took it back for a pick six You know who else was bad They could get you lined up on the other side Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:49 He fucked two bitches out there by the popcorn stand Look his daddy Yeah Bucket Bucket You're talking my bucket You're talking about there That's Bucket sanders son
Starting point is 00:38:01 You're talking about it with no bottom teeth No not that one That's the other bucket That's Bucky! Oh, I was talking about Fucky Bucket. You're talking about Bucky Bucket. Yeah. Funky Bob them, little brother.
Starting point is 00:38:10 How big goddamn. Yeah. That's why the nigga's so fast. Yes, why yeah. Funky Bob. So you run away from that funk on Funky Bob. You got to be fast outrun the smell, god damn it. Shit.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Tell you who else with Cole. Who? Jesse Owen. She is. They just know it from track. Jesse Oren one of the most athletic niggas ever born, man. God damn right. The only nigga I shouldn't outrun a cheater.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Jackie Robertson can jump after the motherfucking gym. Hey, hey. But let me tell you about Jesse Owens. What about Jesse Owens was a beast. He was over there in Berlin and the Berlin games. The game's the things you didn't know about. This is what you don't know. He was over there.
Starting point is 00:38:44 He was on the ping pong team too. Yeah, he was on there. Look it up. You got damn laughing. You think everything's funny. Look the shit up. Have you seen the nigga? Have you seen the nigger tap dance?
Starting point is 00:38:55 Shee. You think he's fast in a straight line. You should see that nigger in one spot. Shit. Adelae Tomm is one of the best basketball players. Adelaire Thomas wasn't six feet tall. neither. Isaiah Thomas, 5'9, man. Which Isaiah Thomas?
Starting point is 00:39:08 The first one. Not the one to play for the Celtics. That's bullshit. That's some bullshit. Shout out to Tacoma, Washington. I'm talking about that. From Chicago. Zeke. Hey, let me tell you something about Isaiah Thomas. Talk to him.
Starting point is 00:39:21 You know how he scored all them bookings and gave them assistance? Who? The goddamn shorts was high. The damn show what? Got them shorts was right under his nuts hat. Trying to get that game over. We get them shorts off them balls. Like a bull and a rodeo.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Yeah, well, he's made it happy. You know who the part. Who are the podcast for? Who are the podcast? The podcast is for old bitches who used to have a nipple piercing. Now the nipple then grew over the pissing. Oh. I see that on the internet.
Starting point is 00:39:43 You got an ing-grown nipple. Hey, hey, hey. You know exactly who. The podcast, let me tell you, this podcast is for this. Podcast is for old niggas who fuck their women without taking all their clothes on. Exactly. Shirt on or their work shirt on. Niggins, they say, who can you just...
Starting point is 00:39:57 You see it. Yep. If you fuck through the dickhole. You got to fuck through the dickhole. You got to fuck through the dickhole in your drawers. Bro, if you fuck through the dickhole and she don't wet your lap all up, she ain't the one. You're supposed to be wet all on your chest. Your chest's supposed to be wet.
Starting point is 00:40:10 If it don't look like chalk fell on your men's section, two hours later. Exactly. She ain't going on. I told it, I said, suck my dick like you're going through show. That's what I told you. I want to feel the truck. You know what they got to do, Carlos? They got to tuck their teeth like this.
Starting point is 00:40:24 You know what else I did? You got to tuck your teeth like that. You might not believe in one that day, you did it. William. William, we call them Billy. Yeah, William. Yeah, I left my first wife. What happened?
Starting point is 00:40:38 Learned how to put my whole dick in my mouth. You're not gonna disrespect me in my own house. You know what I told her. You know what I told them. Any woman who could fit your whole dick in her mouth don't respect you as a man. She don't respect you. Why would you put my whole dick in your mouth?
Starting point is 00:40:51 The entire deck. Who running shit if you could fit my whole dick? If you could press your nose up under my belly button, you don't respect. You got to get the fuck on out of here with that evil spirit. Carlos, you know what I asked for my first wife? Before I married her, this thing that got me to take it down the aisle. I was giving it to it, right?
Starting point is 00:41:08 I was hitting with your stroke. I said, baby, reach down there and see how much dick ain't in you. Fucked the mind up. He had to do some calculation. That's algebra right there. That's a lot of dick. Well, you got dick left over that ain't in there. I said, how much dick ain't in you?
Starting point is 00:41:23 How much dick is you got to have some leftover dick? If you ain't got left over dick, that's what it's fucking. You're out here using your whole dick. If you're using your whole dick, you're doing too much. She don't post a bill to handle all that. I just used the front of my dick. Oh, the front. Just the light skin part.
Starting point is 00:41:40 You knick's going to talk about it. When your dick gets long and hard, that motherfucker ain't the same color. Let me tell you this podcast. This is like a strawberry, nigga. It got two different tones on that motherfucker. One part looks sunburned. The other part looks like it ain't been exposed. Hey, man, we don't even know.
Starting point is 00:41:54 We don't even condone that shit over here. I don't know what that was about. Hey, this podcast is for, this podcast is for any nigger that had to fold some dick up in the head. That word, your base be hard, you know, but the tip be hard, but the base be soft. And you can fold that motherfucker in any direction. This podcast for the niggins that don't get hard all at once. They get hard like a devil you. It'd be hard soft, hard soft.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Your dick is to S-O-S. You know what they used to call me, Captain Hook. Hey, let me tell you something, I fucked the woman on the other side of the dining room table. I was sitting in this chair. She was in that chair and I was giving a dick just like this. Nobody saw it. I was turning my body in a roller chair just like this dick running right in. Oh, well there's nothing.
Starting point is 00:42:35 I ain't been positions all the time. One time I push my dick down and step my leg over it and just hit her with some dick like I'm playing a motherfucking big old cello. Yeah, that's what night is. You ever hit it with the backward side under the leg dick. Let me tell you something. I'm trick-socking in that pussy. I'll do a trick shot. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I'm gonna put the dick on your clip, rub it up and down three times. Rub it down your boot and ram it in your pussy. On the counter three. Take a deep breath. Already did it. You see, it was fainted. Let me tell you what this dick. Sometimes I take my dick out, throw it over my shoulder,
Starting point is 00:43:02 and hit bitches behind me. That way it looks like I'm blessing myself, but I'm fucking these ho. This podcast is for niggas that do the three tap before they put their dick in. You slap that dick on the ass real quick. They didn't put it right in there. You got to get that tap, let them know. I'm on the way in. See, this part- I don't knock on the ass.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Somebody might come out and answer the door. You're stupid. This podcast is for niggas who know how to pre-pull out. That's the pull-out. We pulled the pull-out. That's the first buck. When you first go hit and get out of their eye. Get out of the eye and go on and get the rest of that in your hand.
Starting point is 00:43:34 This podcast is for niggas who pull out with a condom on just to make sure they don't have no misspires. This podcast for niggas that make that pussyqueef and keep going harder. You're going to make it beatbox. The niggas who had the pussy that was way better than you expected it to be. And she called you and say, I'm pregnant. And in your mind, you're like, shit, I know. Yeah, because I let that's a boy. Ain't no way you ate, preaches.
Starting point is 00:43:57 It's a boy. Nutter than you 15 minutes ago. You thought it was over. You fucking for a long time. I've been nutted. I've been nutted. Yeah, I pushed that all up into there. That first one.
Starting point is 00:44:08 That's that first. About 42 sperms hit that egg. I've been pushing them up in now. Shit. Ladies, if you ever want a nigga to pull out, just tell him he ain't got to pull out. That nigga is going to pull out. He's getting out of there. That shit sounds like a sit-up done.
Starting point is 00:44:23 You ain't got to pull out. Yes, the fuck I do. You let me make that decision. You don't authorize me for that. No, where's your resistance, ma'am? It's too easy. This has got to be an argument for me. No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Now, Carlos, you're quite familiar with drug usage. No, I'm not. Wait a minute. What motherfucker you're trying to make it seem like I do a lot of drugs? I'm just saying. I smoke a lot of weed. And weed ain't drugs. Shout out to Washington.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Why are you trying to out me like I'm a drug addict? Maybe I'm a drug addict. Maybe I have problems. Well, start it out like that. Hey, guys. I was looking at the slim thug shit. So now I'm a drug in it. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:45:00 No, that's all good. I do my own drug. No, no, I'm just saying. I mean, if you got some drug. It was some comments I was reading, and they were talking about in the comments section. What they say? They were just making debates about different things,
Starting point is 00:45:11 about different drugs, Males. I tell us, you had a good Mollett story. Man, look, I got several Mollet stories. First Mollet story was one. You have a pop some Miley? You didn't have a Pondon Mollet? You have a lot of a whole story to yourself? What?
Starting point is 00:45:26 What'd you say? I just asked, dude. He wanted to talk about popcorn. I have never done Molly. So go on with the story and I'll just participate. He looked at you like, niggas, like we didn't know. And fucked white women. That's as wildest going to get for me.
Starting point is 00:45:39 You ain't, no ecstasy? No. No. I don't know what's in it. I ain't see it getting grown. Shrooms is a conversation that definitely needs to happen. Us is black men. We're not discussing the drugs.
Starting point is 00:45:50 That's out of you on the street. Shrooms. Everybody don't do drugs. We don't do drugs. But go on with your. Woodstocks called. But we all got a partner like Billy in the crew. Kurt Cobain with your story.
Starting point is 00:46:01 He asking you about shit you ain't even know what's still out. All his friends are dead. Y'all never did some peyote? What's no, niggas. What are you getting this shit from? Never discovered your spirit animal in the middle of the woods. Y'all ain't never had no skittles with no acid on them.
Starting point is 00:46:14 No, Billy. Where are you getting this shit from? All my friends are black. Niggins got weed and liquor. That's pretty much what we do. A burger set because somebody's sister had a baby. That's it. Nobody, no lien, nobody.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Yeah. Man. What's your story? Go ahead, drug addict. I feel like, you know what? I'm probably going to have to withhold this story to someone else who has drug. Well, fuck it. I wish DC was here.
Starting point is 00:46:37 That name got all the dope story. Oh, literally. He used to sell dope. Oh, we, I'm glad. Shout out Al Sharpton. I think it's funny that we said dope and you thought of Al Sharpton. Al Sharpton is dope. I remember when he was fat.
Starting point is 00:46:53 That's what we talked about. That's what we're talking about. Al Sharpton weighs 62 pounds right now. He's been permed out so long. He's telling bitches that's his natural hat. Out here taking selfies looking. If Al Sharpton was a dog, the city would have came and took him back. You're right.
Starting point is 00:47:06 You can see his rib. Al Sharpton out here looking like somebody, grandmama. Not grandma. Grandmama. This nigger here. Oh, man. That nigger looked like he makes the fuck out of a collagraised. He knows his body looked fucked up, too.
Starting point is 00:47:19 He know it. That's why he keep putting these goofy-ass videos out. Either he don't know it or his, whoever it is, that's his assistant. and they keep recording him, ain't shit. It's him. He got the mirror line them, too. Because he got a direct connect
Starting point is 00:47:29 with Shade Room. Them holes go straight to Shade Room. Shout out to Al Sharpton. Soon as he post that. Al Sharpton, what the hell do? Yeah. Slick back. Martin Luther with the church shoe.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Yeah. Get that. Get down over here, man. We fuck with Al Sharpton. We fuck with Al Sharpton. Yeah. Fuck with Al Sharpton. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:50 It's for the bitch. They have done. Uh-huh. It looked like Al Sharpton. Right Because my nigger taking selfies Do it all the time Please I saw Al Sharpton
Starting point is 00:48:01 With a young bitch Yep Damn she was thinking shit I'm like Al You be still on that old shit You are old niggas So you need an old bitch He was like no
Starting point is 00:48:10 I like him young Instagram They out there having fun He a sugar daddy Got three young bitches And I ain't got one bitches I really need some bitches Some hos or some fun bitches
Starting point is 00:48:24 I don't want to show no love Hope the bitch don't do me Like that girl did you with Slim Thug That's the way it happened to him I'm Lose and I be rapping to him Side nigger Sunday I might hit your main lady one day You won't see my name and a phone
Starting point is 00:48:41 Because I didn't took it out bro Because I didn't took her out bro I don't took her out bro Fuck to pull it out bro Put it in her mouth bro She was nasty She said she had some pussy and she needed to get at me.
Starting point is 00:48:55 She snapped chatting. She showed me Kathy. That's a pussy name. She named her pussy Kathy. It was Harry. I really had to have it. And every time I touched it and rub it, she let me grab it.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I had the dick up in my hand. She won't me stab it. She said, Lose, you be fucking like a rabbit. And then I slowed it down here, though, with her turtle dick. Got crazy. Circle, circle, circle dick. Ooh, she liked it.
Starting point is 00:49:16 She wanted it. Her home girl said she wants some. Now they fight it. She shouldn't have told her about that dick. I hit her home. Girl off real quick. Yep. And now they say,
Starting point is 00:49:26 I'm community dick because I hit one or two chicks with it. Hey! I can do this shit all day. I thought the rabbit was going to eat the cabbage. No, I was waiting on cabbage.
Starting point is 00:49:36 You didn't get what I was doing? Hell yeah, I got it all. When you listen back to it, this shit always better. I was present as fuck. That shit was fire right there. People going to listen back to it and be like, that shit was fine.
Starting point is 00:49:50 I'm here now saying this shit. Watch this shit, though, man. You are a guest. on the show, and I know you fuck with shit. Chad, give me a big pimp. Show Nate Jackson how we get down over here. We're going to make a whole song. Give me something.
Starting point is 00:50:02 We're making a whole song, hook and all, God damn it. For My Heart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor? But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was.
Starting point is 00:50:53 was the prey. And then he became the prey. Listen to the Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side.
Starting point is 00:51:40 My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. he was shot in his house unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:52:09 or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths,
Starting point is 00:52:55 and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. No, you do the beat first. Do the beat first. Watch this shit.
Starting point is 00:53:17 A dry eraser racer? A nigger we've doing that shit with erasers. Doing it. Yeah. When I get the pussy from the girl, I pull the panties to the side. Hey. To the side. To the side.
Starting point is 00:53:32 I get the pussy from the girl. I pull the panties to the side. Hey. To the side. Hey. To the side. Hey. To the side.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Hey, hello. To the side. Hello. To the side. Hello. Pull that pussy. Hey, hey, hold on. Is this a song about pulling those panties down?
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yeah. Because if it is, then I'm down. I met her yesterday. She had the Vicky Secret song. You know the ones, red with the thong. I saw the front was kind of sticking out. What's up with that? And then I learned she had some hair up on the cat.
Starting point is 00:54:08 And you know, that's the old school. I like those. So shout out to Amber Rose. She let me see it and touch it and rub it. No, she did. but she should have because that would have really been some shit because I'm the type of dude
Starting point is 00:54:21 who love to touch vaginas, man but when I get it I pull the panties the side and everything When I get the pussy from the girl I pull the panties to the side I will Shout out to that clitoris
Starting point is 00:54:32 And all the time I get the pussy from the girl I pull the panties to the side Look What you do? I pulled the panting to the side Took a little look inside I pulled my dick out then I put my dick up
Starting point is 00:54:45 All inside Slead it in and out, they're like a robot. She used to call me names, Robocop. Robocop, when I be bashing all them good, she's gonna give me some bad head, and I'm gonna smash it till it stuck. Dick is stuck like dogs fucking in the street. They call me that because I got that crippled me. It's cryptomeet.
Starting point is 00:55:06 I better yet, it's kryptonite. I get that bitch that dick, and then I tell that bitch good night. I pull the pissing out, and I pull the panties to the side. You got to. To the side. To the side. It's a must. It's a must.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Hey. I had to. To the side. To the side. I had to. To the side. I get the pussy. Yeah, you know, I'm going to fuck.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Okay. And I'm hitting and I'm hitting it in the truck. Fuck that. I pull up and I back out. Get that pussy. You think I am playing, but my nigger ain't bullshit. Skischoo! I'm gonna fit the pass.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Skiskekeke on the track. Billy says skisky. There's some noodles. That was wax. It is what it is. I am the golden kid. I'm going to switch up the flow of the rhyme to stop the Bible. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:55:50 When I come up in that thing, I had to do another round, bro. I want to pull them panties down, yo. The first time I hit it, the panties was to the side, but I got to flip her over. And then I'm letting her ride, because when she got down with my pimping, I told her what the fuck it was. Sad nigger Sunday, and she was loving all the stuff. 85 South Show.
Starting point is 00:56:11 That's what it's all about, though. She says she wanted to come over and give me a little mouth, though. Get her on my couch, bro. We never made it to my room. And then I skied it on a shirt because she was sucking way too soon. She wanted to get to know me, but she is. That ain't what it's about 85 South Show making love all up in your mouth. When I get the pussy, I'm going to pull the panties to the side.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Yeah. Skid to side. To the side. Go ahead. I'm going to pull the panace to the side. You bet. I'm going to pull the panace to the side. What kind of brag?
Starting point is 00:56:47 What kind of panties? Do she have the granny panties on or is it a damn thorn? Hey. I think she had the boys shorts on. Yeah. Hey. I think she has some boys shorts on. Right.
Starting point is 00:57:00 No, I think she had the girl's shorts on. She's the type of girl that has a bunch of different type of varieties. That's why I just keep it inside of me when I'm talking about feelings. The pussy that I'll be killing this sometimes I need the sexual healing. And you'll be hitting them nasty feelings. We'll be hitting them nasty holes who need that pen of cellar. Have the room smell like shellfish when you're drilling. Now, hey, all of y'all nasty.
Starting point is 00:57:24 You keep doing that your dick and boss gonna be ashy. And that ain't really no treat because you don't want your genitals out here smelling like feet. Genitals smell like feet. There you go. But you really don't want that. You really, that's really a little bit of problem. To the side. You know what I was thinking the other day, Carl.
Starting point is 00:57:46 What are you going to think, Billy? Well, you know. If your generals smell like feet, then there's possibly something else going wrong. Well, Billy, there's a lot of people out here who are a lot of money and horses. There's a lot of people out here, Billy, who genitals are not up the par. Genitals. I know a girl, her pussy smells like barbecue potato chips. I like barbecue potato chips.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Yep, until you stick your head in the bag and you smell a bag of barbecue potato chips. I like that. Can I stick my head in her bag? Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're not going to do that.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Nope. Nope. Nope. We're going to do that. He's not going to do that. I'm not going to do it. Well, I guess I said it here once and I'll say it again. Look, look, when we're talking about trash, we won't talk about garbage.
Starting point is 00:58:26 We really won't. If you're talking about trash, you won't talk about garbage. Yes, indeed. I couldn't agree with you more in that one. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. This is a podcast. Yes, indeed. For niggas who do shit exactly like that.
Starting point is 00:58:38 What is Black China doing that makes everyone spend money on our pussy? I want to know. I want to know right now. It's not on her pussy. in which he was requesting to actually fill the insides of her womb. Therefore, all of this is off of seeing two nipples that he also doesn't like very much. Speaking of Black China. This will be the perfect time. Before you move on, before you move on, I see where you're going.
Starting point is 00:58:59 I want to give a special shout out to my man Conceded. He has a very funny meme that's popular all over social media where he's making the meme face. Someone took the conceited meme face, replaced the lips with Black China's vagina. Classic comedy moment. Oh, he's got Pussy mouth ass con Pussy mouth Pussy mouth
Starting point is 00:59:19 And when you speak about Black China like that That's a That's a pussy mouth That's got to hurt That has got to hurt That has got to hurt Speaking of people
Starting point is 00:59:34 That Black China has had sex with TIA is doing big things Whoa whoa I don't speak on TI He's a goddamn general I respect that man You can't disrespect the king on this show Billy. We live in Atlanta and he has niggins that will come and see us.
Starting point is 00:59:48 We're not going to disrespect you. This is not what I heard. This is what I saw. This is what I also know. Yep. Nobody will slender tip. If he won't respond, neither will we. Tip, we wish you and the family much love. Shout out to Damani King. Tip. The baby is beautiful. Ares. Everybody. The whole Harris family, Tiny Harris.
Starting point is 01:00:09 I want to give a shout out to Tamika and Tiny. To Temeca. Tomika and Tiny get a shout out. Did you see Tiny on the beat, Tia Awards? Oh, yes! Fuck these voices! Shout out to Escape. Listen, they came out in a murder.
Starting point is 01:00:24 You love Escape, huh? No. Yeah, you do. I do, but I'm saying. Yeah, you do. I felt like in the midst of all of this thing that's in the ass, niggins of all this shit that's been going on, I'd like to see her come out and get that little victory.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Tiny was out that bitch singing. And it didn't even sound thick and shit. You know what I'm saying? It didn't sound thick. Okay. Because on the show, she'd be like, yeah, okay, she's singing it. She's sang and it.
Starting point is 01:00:44 It was beautiful. It was beautiful. She got so much talent. She's a very talented singer-performer. She was very talented. Songwriter. Much loved to her. And Candy Burris, and the Scott sisters, Tasha and Tamika.
Starting point is 01:00:57 And Candy sang her ass off too. Candy sang her ass off too. Candy, hey. Candy been singing her ass off forever. She needed to just keep singing the Skype songs, God damn. Because she killed that shit. Candy is, yes. She killed that.
Starting point is 01:01:09 She's very dope. That was out of no. I was like, God damn. I was at the words. I was sitting there looking like. I feel. bad as black people because we discard a lot of our talent we do it's some real talented motherfuckers no you could be sleeping on we don't sleep on them we just i feel like we don't appreciate
Starting point is 01:01:23 them until something happened just like prodigy passed away you see they messed the mirror up yeah man that's some hate a ass shit we really got to start punching people back in the motherfucking face yeah yeah man i really feel like they should bring that back punching niggas in the mouth punching motherfuckers and not a whole not fighting just punch him in the mouth in the words of mike tyson everybody got a plan till they get punched in the mouth fucking face. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 01:01:46 You got to get punching your fucking pussy-ass mouth, cocksucker. You son bitch. There's a little hot in here. Bro, I try to make sure we use all the words
Starting point is 01:01:54 that are offensive on this show so nobody feels left out. Are we ignoring the heat in the room as a production? It's you. I got a little extra meat on me. I'm going to bullshit you. But I just wanted to know
Starting point is 01:02:05 should I continue in fact. So you knew you was prepared to be hot. You knew this was the big boy. Can we get my nigga a glass of water? Glass of water.
Starting point is 01:02:14 We came me down here running these white folks electric bill up. They was already nice enough to teach us the coach. I'll ignore it from now on. It is, listen, the way y'all got this AC blowing in here, man, it's so quality to have it. You need a break? You need to step out? I feel like we're on dating on the set.
Starting point is 01:02:26 We can take a break. That's the beauty of this shit. It's not live. This would be a perfect time of us to step out and smoke some more weed and then come back and let these people hear the fucking intro. This shit might come out in eight months. How the intro sat? How the intro sat right there?
Starting point is 01:02:42 Bro. The intro is actually. dope. No, do the first one. Which one? 85-5. Eighty-five. That was this shit. That's the shit, man. We've been having a lot of, we've making a lot of progress over here on this show, Billy. Can you feel it? Man, I can feel it. Man, this shit is groundbreaking. Ain't nothing like this nowhere. And if you already own this, you're a trendsetter and you're ahead of all of your homies. Hey, man. Get your friends on it, man. Tell, I got you. Because I'm just
Starting point is 01:03:08 about to ask. You just turned the mic. Let me tell y'all something. If you watch the 85 South So when you fuck with this show, you need to do more. You need to tell more people. You need to leave your house right now. Put this on pause. You think I'm fucking with you? Go down to the mall and tell people that look like you. They need to be jamming 85 South.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Ain't nothing like this. Bus up in the mall and say, we got today's in the building. Do that. Change your name to 8555. Go on Facebook. Make your profile picture of 85 South Show logo. Go on the Instagram page. Push the show for a day.
Starting point is 01:03:43 How about that? 24 hours. You got shit to talk about? Every listener, change your profile picture to 85,000. Because ain't nothing like this. You can't go on no TV channel, no radio show, and get unadulterated, just black boy joy,
Starting point is 01:03:56 black girl, magic, and just nigginess. This shit is beautiful. And now a message from our good friends over at 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Listen here, Goddammit. We've been checking the numbers, and the numbers are falling out. We've been keeping the retention rate
Starting point is 01:04:11 at 77% now it's down to 72%. We have been losing sponsorship dollars because you're not supporting the goddamn movement. Now listen here, if me and my cousin Billy have to come over there, we're going to whip some ass. Hell, hell, if they want
Starting point is 01:04:28 to whip some ass, let me tell you what you can do it in. You can do it in a brand new 1998, Dodge Durango. You got a brand new 1999. You got a Dodge Durango. I'm talking about a V8 hemimimimotor. These people Listen, we got one of our satisfied customers, Nathania, who bought a car from us three weekends ago. Yeah, I bought a car three weekends ago, and I'm glad because I used to talk about my voice, but now my car so goddamn big and my hands are so strong. These niggas respect me.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Now, Bill, what kind of car did you sell it? Well, well, when he came down there, I said, hell, he's a big fellow with a small voice, and we won't compensate for that. So what I made sure he had was, was in 2000, this is probably the newest car ever sold my goddamn live. but it was a Dodge Magnum with the back chopped off that had a goddamn toe exchange on the back. I told him, I said, listen, man, I never go broke if I got a truck in my life. And I knew I wanted that Dodge.
Starting point is 01:05:24 I wanted that hit me on that beat, but I also want to be able to tow my baby mama car and that bitch start tripping and shit. Let me tell you something. So I got that whole head giving me both, Nick. I need a double, double. Let me tell you about that car, man. Let me tell you about the car.
Starting point is 01:05:34 The car's got a four-cylinder motor. I took it right out of an 84-100 Civic, and I did an overhaul on it. That's right, God damn it, because when you tune in to 92 a.m., we're going to make sure you've got the best deals around. Now, look here. If you come down here this evening, we're going to give you two tickets to go to Jaroos Concert Festival out there at St. Thomas. They've got another festival going down.
Starting point is 01:05:56 It's the Fright to Fire Fest. They had to council the other one because it started raining. But we've got tickets to the Jirol concert if you want to come down here. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. We've got the interview coming up. Not with Little John, but we got the East Side Boys. Hey, oh, if you got the East Side Boys, let me tell you what you got to have. No, the East Side Boys.
Starting point is 01:06:14 They're from the East Side. Even I know that. It's East Side Boys. Let me get the ticket. I know about the East Side Boys. Let me tell you what you don't know about. We don't know about that new, brand new spanking new Toyota Celica that we got 1993. No, listen, you're not going to keep coming on here talking about this new old shit.
Starting point is 01:06:32 Do you got some new shit? Wait, wait, wait, did you say a brand new Toyota Salica? Hell, it's only got 300 miles. on it. Do we got a sunroof on it? Well, the sunroof, if you want to put a sunroof in, if you come on down right now, I got my brother Tony, he's going to come out there. He'll cut a sunroof in some, bitch.
Starting point is 01:06:46 We also got auto postry, but you've never seen the Toyota Celica with officers on the seat. Listen, well, listen, goddamn it. This commercial is sponsored in part by Gladys Nights Night's Chicken and Waffles. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio presented to you by Dad Mountain Dew and Gladys Nights Chicking and Waffle. If you could call in right now and be the 92nd caller at 920. p.m. Eastern Standard Time on the ninth day of the 20th month, we're going to send you a t-shirt. Hello? My granddaddy 92. Is that cool?
Starting point is 01:07:19 Call us on September 29th and see if you're the winner. And speaking of September 29th, you've got to definitely believe that we got a 1994 probe that is sure clean. You can eat off the motor. It's got a dual exhaust system. It's got a Ferrari side panel. You know what I ask? Well, listen there, man. We're going to wrap it up. down here, but you can catch us next week down at Pops cat food cat food. Pops catfish
Starting point is 01:07:44 seafood kitchen. We're going to be down there doing a live remote Billy's going to bring us. He's got a 97 GMC Sierra that we've been trying to sell for over four months. Thirteen hundred miles on it and we want $1,300. I finally got that shrimp smell out the back. You know what it was? It was a bag. It was a
Starting point is 01:08:02 goddamn bag of shrimp back there. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio! In your face motherfucker. That's classic bits right there We got bits You know what inspired us to get some bits on this show? LeVar Walker Because LeVar Walker came on this show
Starting point is 01:08:18 And did bits I saw that episode He did his whole sats We did bits We were like slowly We were like you know what We need bits Yeah we're not going to let it
Starting point is 01:08:27 At the time you weren't with the shit I wasn't with the shit Let me tell you something And you know what Sometimes you got a nigga out bit My show he brought bits We didn't have it When you are sitting
Starting point is 01:08:35 Amit's greatness Sometimes I'm just hard to notice. I give you two examples. One, Bernie Mac's classic set. I ain't scared of you, motherfucker. It's two bitches in the front row not laughing. Looking at each other, go, fuck, he's, I'm out.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Go back and watch it. Second point in my case, I'm making. Exhibit B. On wild and out, while Carlos and Chico are doing what is now classically known as the old school bits. It's other niggas on stage trying to get the mic. Yep Come on, fan
Starting point is 01:09:10 Let me get that man I got some shit I want to say Sometimes you just got to let Gray be great When Lavar hit them bits I watched the show I was like First of all
Starting point is 01:09:19 This nigga is way slower Than he should be Because the var be like Well My mother See she used to She was born A Leo
Starting point is 01:09:35 But she didn't like what the newspaper said that the Leo's was going through that month so she switched to Sagittarius Hey it's nothing like
Starting point is 01:09:48 when LeVar call you and tell you story he already told you Hey man so look I just Let me take you on the tour I was man I was Man so how is this shit gonna work out
Starting point is 01:09:57 With Wail or not with y'all you and Nate y'all are both kind of washed up That knee didn't call Nobody said that about Nate He called me and said that shit Hey, man. Y'all both kind of washed up.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Y'all niggas do great LeVore impressions. Oh, man. I get a call from LaVar at least three times a week. And it's usually for 30 minutes. He's going to get you for 30 minutes. And he's going to do a shit. That's one of our partners who believe in talking on the phone still. Oh, he burned.
Starting point is 01:10:24 He talked to his phone and get hot. Remember when your phone get hot? You used to let his cool off. It's too hot. That's why I got to ask with me one night. My daddy says, stay off the phone. Boy, until you finish your work. And my daddy came in and checked on me at like five in the morning.
Starting point is 01:10:36 going with sizzling hot. Bro, your dad a real nigger. You remember we was in Houston, man? And we was fucked up going through the airport. Man. And your daddy was with us. And they wouldn't let us on the plane. And then we went up there and acted a motherfucker-fucking fool.
Starting point is 01:10:48 And then Phonester our way on that goddamn plane. Bro, that shit, we was on a spirit plane. That bitch were packed so goddamn tight. I swear with more people on that motherfucker. It was more than supposed to. That was the last goddamn flight coming up out of Houston that day, man.
Starting point is 01:11:02 We on that bitch packed. It felt like we were all the middle arms up and had things riding three. I was, I know I was fucked up. I'm fucked. I still, I smelled like a lit blunt going through that, man. Because I'm the type of nigger, like, when I go to a city, it don't matter how much we get. It got to be gone before airport time.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Like, I take the bag and be like, there's too much for me, fellas. Somebody needs to start rolling this shit. Hey, I ain't saying it's too much for me to smoke, but I-a-day-to-the-air-air-ball. Nigger, man, hey, we tapped you out in Washington. Who, Billy? You? Oh, that shit was different. No, that was definitely.
Starting point is 01:11:36 No, because look, this is the thing. Carlos is like, hey, man, God damn. I don't know what you're going to do with the rest of this week. Because this is what it was. But, nigger, I'm hot. This was, I didn't want the shit to go to waste. And I had way too much. Because you remember the nigger for a week, man.
Starting point is 01:11:50 The nigger gave me. Remember you took me to the nigger house. It's a nigga that owned a dispensary. This nigger gave me. I told the nigger how much I wanted. They need, all the listeners, you got listeners all over the world. You got to understand, there's certain states that it's legal in. Washington state is legal.
Starting point is 01:12:05 So when he landed. I said, we gotta get you right. We're going to the weed store, and I'm not bullshit. They got a wall, as long as this wall, and it's set up, like, they, like, a... Right, more than that. No, it's more than that. It's like, uh...
Starting point is 01:12:18 McCann. What's that store in the mall with all the earrings and shit? Clairs? Like that. That's how much weed is hanging. Just like earring. Nigger, we went to the nigger house that owned the shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:27 I told him how much weed I wanted. And then, no, I told him how much weed I want. Yeah. And he said, no, fuck that. Put your money I was being real respectful I was gonna like look I want this much
Starting point is 01:12:40 Hig on my little money for He was like no Fuck that The nigga had a big You know the big pickle jar The nigga had a big ass pickle jar He stuck his fucking elbow In that bitch
Starting point is 01:12:49 And was like This you And I was like My flight leave In a Tomorrow nigga What the fuck I'm So I'm smoking all day
Starting point is 01:13:01 This and I'm smoking And I'm like Nick Please slow down The nigga to show us tonight. I'm smoking blunts like this cat. He's like, nigga, you're going to be straight. I'm like, nigga, I'm going to smoke two more before the shirt.
Starting point is 01:13:15 That nigga was putting out some long-ass roaches. I was snoop-dogging them bitch's cap. There are other niggins whole blunts. Hey, ain't nothing like having too much. It was a good problem to have, though, man. Much love to all the people who look out for the week because they know a nigga be from out of town. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:32 And I'm not trying to have an obscene amount. I really just, I'm going to tell you when I'm leaving and you try to gauge that shit, you know what I mean? I need, I figured out on the average trip, I need like 9 or 10 grams. That's it. I need like 10 grams. Do you do edibles?
Starting point is 01:13:47 That shit don't, I smoke so much. It don't make me trip out like the other people. I could take some and be cool as fuck. Hey, we did a podcast. I'm going to find the episode. What's the episode number? I ate two bags of fucking weed edibles when we did the L.A. shit and did the whole podcast.
Starting point is 01:14:03 And that shit didn't fucking. I don't think. I don't think. You gave me them edibles on Wiling Out. This nigga was like he popped the goddamn. High. He was fucked. Oh, it was high.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Then I got, I didn't I thought they knew I was high and this is how you know the nigga was hot, Nate. The nigga was so high. He tried to wear a leather jacket on that hot-ass. Like, nigga, you're going to die. Hey, I was high. You got up like, nigga, you can't, don't tie that shit around your waist.
Starting point is 01:14:26 You look like a lesbian. It's not, I'm not tied around my waist. I don't know. I don't trust me who tie shit around that way. They tied this leather jacket around the waist like a I did not tie something around his waist. Got an oldest sister that he looked up to. Nigger tried to tie a flannel shirt around his waist think he got style.
Starting point is 01:14:43 Nick, you're sassy as fuck. What y'all ain't here doing? I'm a grown-ass man. What y'all niggins are here doing? If it ain't a belt, don't supposed to be around your waist, nigga. What do y'all ain't here doing? No, nigga. How did a DJ stop playing slim thunders?
Starting point is 01:14:55 This nigga here is on my ass, dog. This nigga be tying shit around his waist, man. I don't trust that you never told him. The first time you ever came to my house. Oh, man, this nigga walking around. You and damn food, you and damn food came to my house and it was your first time ever
Starting point is 01:15:07 coming over there. Man, come over this nigga house. Wait, how did damn food pep talk before you came over there? That nigga was like, look, man. When we get in here, ain't no telling what this nigga. Y'all damn you sound like that.
Starting point is 01:15:15 You sound like food. No, look. This nigga barely different, man. Man, the nigga might have three white businesses reading the Bible smoking a motherfucker weed out of hookah. The nigga is crazy.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Man, I go over this nigga house, bro. As soon as we get in there, that shit is exactly what he said it was. This nigga got motherfucking, I ain't going to say the nigga's name, but this nigga got a well-known producer over there editing some comedy sketches for him. Like, if you knew who the nigga was, you'd be surprised that he was over at this nigga house actually working. Billy walking around this motherfucker looking like Black Hugh Hefner with a smoking robe on. he got about three pretty bitches playing chess
Starting point is 01:16:05 I'm like this ain't even this is a odd that's what I'm saying three two bitches on a team trying to beat this other super smart it was just a wow experience and I had champagne I think that's a problem
Starting point is 01:16:17 I was drinking champagne eating motherfucking strawberries and shit I'm like this video set how much money is this nigga getting because he is way too rich right now Before we do this We must take a break right now
Starting point is 01:16:33 Wait till you see What's coming up in the second half Of the third quarter Of this episode Of the motherfucking 85 South show My nigga Ronnie Joon God damn it You know a break coming in
Starting point is 01:16:46 When this nigga show up Joe what are we looking like Because there's nobody There's nobody growing in it There ain't no farm club There's no constant funny happening There's no, just niggas in the back, just, you know what we should do. There's no energy.
Starting point is 01:17:03 There's nothing to be born in the back. It's like going to a football game and ain't nobody playing catch. Like something missing. And so whilst they have the engine right and they know how to make big dollars with it and pay big dollars and run it through agencies, that's fine. But the relationships is what comedy runs on. Because we've seen comedy clubs come, close, open, go, rooms, start up. They go two years and then the promoter.
Starting point is 01:17:28 Man, it just to goddamn steal the money. All of that. What's going to remain true is we're still going to be in the game. We might have a full beard now. We might be ball-headed, but we're going to still be. The comics is still going to be. If we go to a comic club and a comedian around the culture, the comedy culture in the area just ain't buying.
Starting point is 01:17:47 No, that club particularly, because, like, you can take Hollywood, for example, right? The comedy store is like a college dorm. Like, there's so many comics. Shows are not at the end. end of the night, everybody going to this comedy store. I mean, that's about it's lit. And then you standing at there, you're Louis C.K. and Russell Peters, and, like, it's lit.
Starting point is 01:18:07 You're like, it's literally a millionaire standing out here drinking, Michael O'Bulcher, just talking. And nobody wouldn't want to hear business. We're just chilling. And you go down to the Laugh Factory, and the only comics allowed in the building of the ones on the lineup.
Starting point is 01:18:25 Unless it's a promoter night, then you could go upstairs. Until it's packed, they'd be like, hey, no comments, y'all. And you just look, and they'd be on the wall like you. Everybody outside, they didn't know how to go Boulevard. Hey, they're tripping, man, damn, man. You know, so Parma's a good club. 85.
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