The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Slim Thug Story With Billy Sorrells And Nate Jackson | Ep. 104
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Shit might be said.
They might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow.
But guess what?
It's funny as fuck, though.
We got.
Today's in the building.
Say what, say what, say what, say what.
Today's in the building.
All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio.
Today's in the building.
With your stacking ass.
You're going to be in New Year's in church.
With your stagging ad.
You're going to go straight back to work.
With your stagging ad.
Why your kids still paying up in dirt.
With your stagging ass.
Hold up.
Your alternator don't work.
With your stagging air.
Now you got to try to cranky.
With your stanging ass
Oh shit
You gonna be
Layfoot work
With your stanging ass
You ain't gonna
Have no fucking dog
With your stanging ass
Hey
You don't bend over see with the shit
Tell it too
Fucking these holes on the low
Niggas talking about
Them nigga fun to hang
With that shit
I'll fuck your bitch
And I'll pay that rent
And anytime she called me
She gonna get off on these dick
Now ain't
Tellin where you might see me
I'm posted in the Aid
But I might jump on the plane
And Pauley Vu
A La Francho
Because my no close I got the jokes I'm everywhere
You see me with it
I'm out of Africa
I'm telling jokes in different cities
Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities
Hey
Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty
Hey hell niggum went to Germany
And felt some different tities
I say they're small and they're round
But felt some different titty
Hey
I like smoking weed
I like it in high
I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly
Bitch is walking out
Bitches pulling up
I'll apologize
And then I say I don't give up for
I'm crazy man
I don't like crazy man
I'm crazy man
I'm crazy man
To if you give him
Some of that pussy
He'll give some of his dick to you
Give him some of that pussy girl
I don't like asking
You come of that pussy baby
I don't like asking
If the pussy is real good
Then please don't give me some
But if this pussy is great, then Carlos really won't some of that pussy girl.
I don't like that.
Pussy got a smell, but I want to fuck, no.
Man, hold on, we got to smell, but I won't fuck, no.
Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, though.
Pussy got a smell, but I want, pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, no.
Man, hold on, we got a whole thing.
Yeah, I'm just saying, we got a.
We'll do the intro, and then we'll bring it.
Yeah.
We got a nice panel in here today.
Room for the extraordinary gentleman who could help us get down to what's going on with the going zone.
Where are you going on disgusting, though?
If your generals smell like feet, then there's possibly something else going wrong.
Well, Willie, there's a lot of people out here who are.
Why is everyone talking?
We have a lot of money and horses.
There's a lot of people out here, Billy, who generals are not up the par.
Genitals.
I know a girl, her pussy smells like barbecue potato chips.
I like barbecue potato chips.
Yep, until you stick your head in the bag and you smell a bag of barbecue potato chips.
I like that.
Can I stick my head in her bag?
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, we're not going to do that.
Nope, nope, we're going to do that.
He's not going to do that.
Not going to do it.
She snapped chatting.
She showed me Kathy.
That's a pussy name.
She named her pussy Kathy.
It was Harry.
I really had to have it.
And every time I touched it and rub it, she let me grab it.
I had to dig up in my hand.
She won me stabby.
She said, Lose you.
You'll be fucking like a rabbit, and then I slowed it down here, though, with the turtle dick.
Got crazy.
Circle, circle, circle, circle dick.
Oh, she liked it.
She won't bite it.
Her home girl says she wants some, now they fight.
Well, I guess I said it here once, and I'll say it again.
Look, look, when we're talking about trash, we won't talk about garbage.
We really won't.
If you're talking about trash, you won't talk about garbage.
Yes, indeed.
I couldn't agree with you more in that one.
Welcome back to the 85 South Show.
This is a podcast.
Yes, indeed.
For niggas who do shit exactly like that.
They don't always, they don't never bring up, why they don't never bring up Peewee Kirk?
Hey.
Only niggas still be selling dope in the NBA.
They gave the nigga the contract.
He said, hell, I got that in my pocket.
They want them to play 82 games for $100,000.
Peewee said, shit, I just loaned the nigga $100,000.
You ain't going to let me have any more out there.
Look it up.
It's in the motherfucking book.
Let me tell you something like that.
I need to talk about Vernon Maxwell.
Talk about it.
Vernon Maxwell whooped everybody ass one season.
Everybody who tried to go out and got their motherfucking asses.
He also had a cocaine problem.
He was using cocaine at the orange car watch right there in Third War.
I knew Vernon Maxwell was a bad motherfucker when they named him.
Any nigga with two old nigger first name is going to be cold.
Well, the Shy Kids said this podcast is for niggins that take their shoes off when they race
because they make them run faster.
Only black people know that.
Yeah, that is an alternative black history fact.
Now, we don't have the exact name of the first nigger to take his shoes off.
Oh, it's Chanty.
Because black people weren't allowed to have shoes for so.
long, that's probably why we take
our shoes off. Now, if the Olympics
let niggas run barefoot, the record book
about to be fucked all the way up.
Because every nigga in here
got a cousin. That's a female.
That can't nobody beat when she take her shoes
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Go ahead Billy
So yeah so
We're picking up
Billy is currently telling us a story
About how his lady used to smash a bunch of raffles in Houston
Yeah and and he was getting his toes done
Yeah.
Thank you, brothers.
I appreciate it.
No ever time before this have I felt so supported.
I appreciate y'all.
Go ahead.
So we sit in there.
Uh-huh.
Who are you listening to now?
Please say Lil Flip.
No, we ain't listening to nobody.
It's Mike Jones.
Because we're in the fucking nail shop.
Bro, your girl fucking Mike Jones, you got to leave here.
Yeah, he'd be like, 8-0-0-4.
She'd be like, he got a new number.
You got to leave it.
It's a real number.
So I'm sitting there in a nail shop.
You know what I'm saying?
She got the little champagne.
We're sitting there.
Holding hands.
It's cool.
Who comes through the door?
Bad bitch
And right behind him
Slim thug
Damn
Of all places to be
I hate to be the asshole
But just
I hope this happened
In the story Nate
Before you tell her
I hope his girl
Jump up at the tub
Run and hug this nigga
Like because that nigga tall
I wanted to get on her tiptoes
And she just hug
Across the Houston
On his back
Just across the Houston
That you love so much
So
First off
Now
What did she do
What's your girl do
First off, first off, she tried to act like she didn't see the nigger walk through the goddamn little shot.
She saw this thing is like six, eight.
Look, she getting her feet done.
She's going to look all of a sudden.
She pick up a jet magazine.
Nobody reads Jets no more.
She all of a sudden start thumbing through Jett and shit.
So I tried to hide behind the jet.
She was the smallest magazine in it.
Jet is eight inches high.
Nigger, get the newspaper.
So I'm sitting there like, oh shit, this is looking right here.
And so she got that lock on my hand.
She won't let my hand go because she don't want to look like.
It's so tight that you.
You know that she got that grip.
You're in a lot.
We're in a lot.
So I'm like, ah, I'm trying to pull in my hand, but I'm like, fuck.
And then I can do what I'm looking weak right now.
I'm about to take this hell.
So he walks right over.
The girl walks over and say, hey, Billy.
Slim walk over.
Hey, boy, I see you out there doing your thing.
You got your little mama with you?
I said, yeah, man, this is my lady right here.
So she raises the magazine down.
He said, oh, what's up, pretty girl?
Good to see you again.
It's like, nigger.
Again.
Nick, hit you with that memory laying.
The dagger.
hit me right in my chest.
He was like, hey, man, look, I want to get you on one of my albums.
I want you to come fuck with me.
Ain't that the worst one of the nigga down?
The whole time he giving me his number.
I had to take it.
He's saying it loud enough where she can hear it.
I'm like, bitch, you better not remember.
She'd have scratched it into the Jet magazine.
He might as well just say, hey, take my number, but put it in your girl phone.
Right.
She'd have put it on the Jet beauty of the weak leg.
It hurt.
So basically, you could have just got the number from her.
She had it.
No, she didn't have that.
He got a new number.
That's what I said.
I went to compare notes.
And I was like, maybe she still got it.
Please tell me for the sake of all, niggas.
Please say you acted a fool in the car.
At what point did you act a fool?
Look, look, look.
I want to hear the voicemail you left slimmed up.
Fuck that.
I'd have been on the phone.
Nick, you got your goddamn mind?
You see me interlocked?
Hey, no.
I'm getting a seesaw scrub.
Nick, I got hot stones on my leg, nigga.
The witness's coming up.
To be honest.
Let me tell you, the nigg is such a gentleman, dog.
She's pregnant, nigga.
He's such a gentleman.
It's our baby.
Nick, why would you do this?
Hey, dog.
He was a gentleman, dog.
I seen the nigga out in the club with my lady, though.
Me and my lady was out of the club.
Oh, I thought he was with your lady and he saw him in the club.
You have to say that.
God damn it, Nate, no.
You said I saw the nigga out in the club with my lady made.
So Slim Thug, you're my lady in the club.
Right.
Having to bump into him.
You know what?
I don't mind.
I don't mind being vulnerable on the 85 South show.
Somebody got to do it.
It's fucked up the Slim Thug.
Listen to the 85 South show.
He'll be like, damn.
I ain't know the little brother felt like that.
He don't even know who he is.
Say the girl name.
Oh, you're talking about Cheryl.
Oh, loose mouth, man, Cheryl.
My loose mouth?
You went in love with Lucy.
You're talking about loose mouth?
Hey, this old I love Lucy.
Get his feet done ass thing.
So I got Nick.
Not only did he get his feet done.
They put the cleats on them.
I got the car.
I got the car.
So, you know, you first, when you want to do a pool of blow.
But God got a sense of humor, too.
Soon as he crunked the car,
guess what came on the radio?
Swimmy.
Who shit, motherfucker?
That's where I stay.
Hey, look.
And I run.
Hey, man, that shit to me.
So let me tell you, the saving grace for the whole situation was I did get in the car.
I went off a little bit.
But I didn't go right off.
You know, I had that look out the window.
You was passive, aggressive about it?
Yeah, it had to.
I was like, so.
She had to ask you what was wrong?
So.
What's wrong with you?
She had to pat your shoulder?
No, she knew what the time it was.
Right.
It was arguing time.
It was time to argue.
I said it off time, nigga.
So I'm sitting there, I'm like, yeah, I'm just chill.
Take your time, breathe.
You know, you get too mad.
You don't get your point out.
You'll just be mad.
Yeah.
Because you, like, when the man get mad, don't nothing come out but cover.
I had to think.
That's it.
What I had to do was, I needed to use this moment to leverage some bullshit that I had
already, but you can't.
Oh, so you saved an argument from before?
No, no, no.
What I did was.
You got some sisters, that's a.
I got it.
No, no, no, no, no.
You got no, no, no, no, no.
I do have some shit.
That's some shit.
So what I did.
So what I did.
So I said, hey, I don't want to hear you say nothing no more about how you feel when you run into people I used to fuck with.
Oh, here she go.
We got to chalk all that shit up and charge it to the fucking day.
I'm gonna tell you what you fucked up at.
You was too selfish with you demand.
You should have started your argument off stronger.
You can't just jump out there demand the shit.
You fucking nigger.
Stop looking through my phone.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You just got to focus.
Uh-uh.
You should have came in that bitch with some common sense and be like, look, you see this
the type of shit that happened.
And then compared your situation.
Well, see, then you really look like a hole for bringing up old shit.
You got to just understand that as a man.
You don't get to say shit.
You just got to take every goddamn thing.
And I know, and she always.
Oh, shit.
Some most shit happened.
Okay.
So we're there in the club.
Okay.
Bet.
Chilling.
Everything good.
Now who I'm thinking about.
You was dancing?
Yeah, I was showing my nap, nigga.
No, show I'm how you was dancing.
I was there.
The story good is fuck.
This nigga got his nails and toes done in the club dancing like this.
Boom, I was there.
You know you're happy when you got the two snap.
Because you know, that's how you dance with your lady.
It's like, it's a good week.
Ain't an argue.
What the fuck was playing?
My girl?
It don't matter.
I was just having a good time, nigga.
That boy, you were love.
It don't matter.
I was in the club in 1958.
Man, look, I'm out there.
I got my little two-step going.
We're out there.
All I see is a trail of bottles.
Okay.
That's the first day.
With the sparklers on.
Sparklers.
Make sure you seen.
I'm talking about the line.
You know, now they do the lines.
Yeah, yeah, the VIP train.
So now this is two years after the original meetup.
Wow.
Sparkless come through.
And I'm like, damn, there's a lot of got them bottles.
I know where the fuck they're going.
You got to shoot this, man.
That's the third story.
So the bottles are paramounting at the top of the club.
It seemed like the whole.
club just got higher because the sections was
in levels. At the pinnacle
or the top of the club, they're
slim thug a lot with 28 bottles
and like 13 bad bitches around them.
And so I'm standing at the bottom of the floor
on the dance floor looking up. We down
there with our little drink, I'm two-step, man.
Like a peasant. Now I'm like, damn. I'm looking
real peonish right now. But did you look
like that with your neck? I couldn't. I was
it was one of them looks like to the
did. Did the nigga take one of the bottles and pour the alcohol
in your mouth? No, he did.
No, he did. No, he did. Why you do
I'm a pardoning like, I'm just asking.
You ain't shit, Nate.
Don't be playing.
Hey, you ain't shit, Nate.
Something happened.
What's Slim Thug do when he's locked out of him?
So what he did was, I tried
to act like I didn't see it.
I'm crying.
Emotion for me.
He said, hey, hey.
And I can hear this nigger voice over there.
Because you're down.
He got acoustics.
Hey, peasant.
It's so, look.
Hey, my nigga down there and the broke VIP.
Come up here with the rich niggas.
Yeah.
And so it looked like, it looked like,
Mount Olympus up there
with all the bitches
and the bottles
and all the shit
He got so many bottles
the club dog
but his section lit up
because this thing
got bottles everywhere
Mount Olympus
I'm trying
I kept my snap going
I was like I don't see the
nigga I'm not going
up there I'm not fend to get
put on this type of pressure
I can't buy no bottles
tonight so I'm chilling
I'm sitting there like
it's good
snapping
baby he'd be talking about
he's trying to get your attention
I said him
but see that's when you should
have got man like
bitch why you're paying attention
I know what the nigga said
drink your drink
so look
we're sitting there
and then at the last
minute bottle girl comes over hey slim one y'all to come up to the section man he
really don't want you to come i know he don't i know he don't and so i'm like i'm like all right
he's seen loose now so i go up shut up down shut up when i had that from you so i go up to this
he's seen loose mouth i go up there we get up there he hits me with a dab and the arm grab
hey boy i just want to let you know i'm proud of you you you're putting houston on the map you're doing
your goddamn thing out there keep doing your shit right i'm proud of you boy you're taking big
steps. Congratulations on your wedding and your marriage
and all of that. Who told him?
How that nigga know about your wife?
Sit back. Let me see his face.
Who told him? How do you know about, uh,
Jack? That's what his fucking story's about.
Nate. You're not said that. You're so obvious.
Bleak the name. Yeah, thanks.
Jack ain't the name. I spoke in code.
Is that close enough? Yeah. Yeah.
All right, well, just let me. Yeah, well, it's fine.
It's like, it's, I took it to the stage.
Everything's out in the old.
He already talks about this shit everywhere.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I talked about it on stage.
But I had to talk about it in front of that.
I hadn't heard it in this much detail, though.
This is incredible.
He came to the improv in Houston one night when I had my show, and I just had to let it out,
and then we laughed about it again, and then it's over.
So now it's cool.
I think he had a better laugh than you did.
He had better laugh than you did.
Oh, I bet he did.
Yeah, yeah.
He's still laughing.
He's going to see this and laugh.
That shit still hurt that little bit.
That was a hundred bitches ago.
He's gonna see you in a couple of years
You know what episode
My favorite one found
He's gonna get
He gonna put it in the rap
Like the tone-nove episode
Can't be mad at me
Cause I tap you broad ass
Niggas
Niggas still talk about it
All the podcast
Yeah
I can hear
That shit gonna be hard too
We're gonna be air
A nigga favorite
Man he killed that nigga man
It hurts
You know what
To get over some of this pain
Let's read some fan comments
Mo K said this podcast
Is for niggas
That always have an emergency
This is what should stash somewhere.
Oh, my God.
This thing can know exactly who the podcast is for.
My nigga Robert McGill said this podcast is for niggas that get high as fuck
and listen to the TVs with their eyes closed when the TV is off.
Man, that nigga's high.
That nigga's on next level high.
Nigger, if the TV off, what the fuck is you watching?
That's what I'm saying.
This niggins imagining this show.
You watch with your ears, though, bro.
You don't watch what your ears when you sleep?
You can't.
You can't off.
Ain't no sound coming out.
That's still watching them.
That's basically said this show is for niggas with pure imagination.
That niggas said, this show is for blind niggas.
That's what he just said.
Hey, shout out to my man, Paco Boy.
Paco said this podcast is for niggas who make minimum wage but got a lot saved up.
That niggas on it.
Go ahead, Paco.
Stop taking them pictures with that money on your face on Instagram.
I knew some niggas who used to deliver pizza just because they'd like to eat pizza.
Man, look.
I promise you.
Let me tell you who I'm fucking with right now.
I'm fucking with King Dutie, though.
King Dutie said I spent two weeks in the country.
I know what Billy was talking about with the sauce.
Thank you, King Dutty, for defending my honor out here.
I appreciate you.
King Duty.
Oh.
Open to tell fuck knickle, shit the fuck.
Hey!
I bought these noodles.
They may not tell my mama.
Hey, because if she see her empty package, don't be drummer.
Hey, yeah.
She's like you wasted food.
You dumb food.
Get what?
Hey.
I ain't getting you no money to go to school.
Hey.
I like my noodle with a little bee finny.
Be finny.
Cut that sauce.
Saucid jump and then I skied in it.
Walsh, chest, a sauce.
Hey, niggins stop the beat.
Hey, man.
Hey, niggins stop hitting the table.
Everybody stopped doing shit.
Somebody died.
When did they have a sausage flavor?
No.
Ever.
When did.
He cut sauces up in it.
Wait.
So the only nigga that got your back name is King Duda.
Give a shit.
This is stupid.
This is stupid, nigga.
Did you?
But you're going to act like you ain't seen?
Who's responsible for the names?
Are these real people?
No, they made their own...
These people leave comments in the comments section.
A nigga named herself King Duty.
Okay, but act like you don't see Pablo Escobar say this podcast is not for niggins who skeet in your noodle.
Nasty mama bitch.
Boogie Black said this podcast is for niggas that interrupt your prayers with suggestions.
Niggie, make sure you bring your mommy in because, you know, she has said her well.
The Shy Kids said this podcast is for me.
for niggas for niggas that take their shoes off when they race
because they make them run faster.
Only black people know that.
Now, see, now, that is an alternative black history fact.
The first nigga to take his shoes off.
Now, we don't have the exact name of the first nigger to take his shoes off.
Oh, it's Chonty.
Because black people weren't allowed to have shoes for so long.
That's probably why we take our shoes off.
Now, if the Olympics let niggas run barefoot, the record book about to be fucked all the way up.
Because every nigga in here got a cousin.
That's a female.
That can't nobody beat.
when she take her shoes off.
Gravel, black top, in the street, grass, whatever.
You can't fuck with her with no shoes.
She fastened them up.
When she run, her booty, get lower to the ground.
I'm so country.
I got cousins that take their shoes off when they get ready to fight.
This nigga talking shit.
Yeah, I put my shoes back on when I'm from the fuck, though.
Just me.
For the grip.
I need that trash.
I learned that shit from Mr. Market.
Yep.
You got put your shoes back on.
I can't get over King Duty.
That's an incredible day.
Hey, Mo K.
This podcast is for niggas that.
still remember the intro with the 85-5-5?
For My Heart Podcasts in Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road.
I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that
meant.
In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a
secret life of abuse.
Why did I think that way?
Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that
if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor.
But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt.
For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey.
And then he became the prey.
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Yo, bring it back.
We're getting too many requests.
That's like the 200 one.
They want the old fucking intro.
You know what?
People love the old intro so much.
This is going to be the first podcast
with two motherfucking intro.
We're just going to do it.
Pop the old intro randomly throughout the show.
And the people who don't get it just won't fucking get it.
It ain't for you.
Hey, Joe, anytime you need to cut to some shit, guess what we need to hit them with.
That's the one that put us in the game.
They was like, who the fuck is that?
Nicky, that's me.
They didn't even know that.
Oh, really?
They didn't even know that.
I was like, you can't put that shit together.
That was some original shit from a studio, and then he took the shit and put it together.
We was like, remember I told you the second episode?
So we figured out this show with the shit.
That's round the time.
That's round the time.
What else we got on this motherfucking board?
Chain O.P.
Chain old P.
That nigga said this.
This guy's bars are under investigation.
I don't know about that nigga Billy.
And 34 minutes and 25 seconds.
I've been skipping through this show since he said the word skeet.
I guess some niggas like listening to Trina.
Goddamn, Billy.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
It's another.
O.P. It's nothing you can do about that.
Man, you can do about that. It's just there.
What's what's Trina got to do?
This is your man, Steve.
Woo-hoo!
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Now you know you didn't got Randy piss off.
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You don't got my brother all excited.
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Me and my brother Randy over there,
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At Steve Harvey, because they think Chats stole it.
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My niggins.
My niggins says this podcast is for the young niggas with their uncle that you can't leave.
around because that nigger might pull it.
We always show respect to the O.Gs on the 85 South show.
Speaking of showing respect to the O.G., we've been getting a lot of requests for
Uncle Tyrone.
We got to bring Uncle Tyrone, babe.
You don't know O.G. Tyrone.
This nigga, 80 years old, he remember when Hose was out here selling pussy for a dollar.
That's not something that I made up.
That's a fact.
He told me out of his own mouth.
Man, that's where they turned $20 pussy?
If they did that today.
He didn't want to be disrespectful to the latest.
And I understand that completely.
You get a four for four.
Fuck win this.
Shout out the easy money.
This podcast is for bitches
who play band and boozy
while taking the city bus to work.
We love that.
We love that.
We love that.
It's business a living oxymorra.
Shout out to all the mixed bitches
who don't know how to do their hair.
Got that same struggling ponytail.
We love you, though.
With the waves in it.
We fuck with you.
Shout out to all the bitches
that cut their eyebrows off
and then had the rush to work without them.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
I draw them on.
Wow.
You, hey, that you draw,
You struck a nerve.
You know what?
I want to give a shout out to all the women who can't cook
but know how to heat up everything in the microwave good as fuck.
The bitch told me you can't put styrofoam in the microwave one time.
She don't know what you're talking about.
What the fuck you talk about.
That shit would be melting and shit.
I mean, it depends on how long you leave it in there.
But the shit I'm doing it ain't going to be in that long.
Because my plate already in the microwave, you punk motherfuckers.
Hey, man, when you start fucking with the 8-5 South?
When you start fucking with it?
What was it that made you fuck with this what we do over here?
And, nigga, I really fuck with you in D.C.
What you mean?
That's true.
Nigger, we did wilding out, and I've known you for hell.
And, man, I fucks with D.C., man.
This nigga, I feel like this nigga, a little young-ass star.
Yeah.
And he, but some people are just like, he's just wild.
I'm like, that's the essence.
They're not knowing what he might.
I know the nigga good because you pointed over there like he was over there.
Yeah, that's where I'm at with it.
But he's like, this, man, and his afro is sticking all above his ears and shit.
He really don't give a fuck.
I eat the booty.
I eat the booty.
I know what he'd be doing if he was here,
but I fucks with him tough.
That's my pardon.
On several different projects,
because I'm grinding in Hollywood, you know what I'm saying?
That's a strange place.
And every time y'all come out, we link, you know what I'm saying?
And so I seen him working on like, what was it, VH1's Hip Hop Square?
Yeah.
I did all the warm-up for the show.
Right.
So I try to have his back best as I can from behind the camera.
Like, look, man, there's two cameras over here kind of turn a little bit.
I want him to win.
I want the young bull to win.
I've been fucking with y'all, man.
Man, I appreciate that shit.
Billy, when you start fucking with you.
Shit, man, I've been fucking with it, man, tough, though.
When you niggas first hit the first, this podcast is for, they own it.
They own it.
I said that shit was coming across my timeline, and I was like, y'all don't even know the niggas
where this came from.
See, Billy, and you know what we got a lot of feedback from?
When I told the niggas about motherfucking Dr. Jay, that's what it was.
Niggas didn't want to see it until I put it on the motherfucking Twitter.
Dr. Jay played it last.
That's four season wearing Adidas,
Shell to Adidas.
Yeah.
They wasn't even hot top.
They was the mid.
First nigga to play a whole game with his shoes,
not even all the way tied up.
Scored 32 points, had seven rebounds and six assists and four still.
Yeah, well, you did that.
That was Dr. Jay, and there would never be another one like him.
A lot of niggins don't even know that black people started the NBA.
Yeah.
They had the ABA first.
And then they said it's going to be niggins basketball alive.
Exactly.
Exactly.
When Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was so motherfucking good,
they said the nigger couldn't dunk.
They stopped and let the niggas dunk when Kareem Abdul-Jabbar come up.
You don't believe it.
Look it up.
Well, first of me.
Hell yeah.
That's how cold he was.
Change his name.
On Monday, had a game that wins.
God damn, that's a lot of that.
I guess neither one of you niggas ever heard of a man by the name Wilter Still Chamberl.
Who?
Wilter still chamber.
Oh, you're talking about you.
Oh, you're talking about buckshot.
Listen, me the nigger bucks.
We call him buckshot.
Let me tell him.
Let me tell you about him.
The nigger, the niggas scored a hundred points in the basketball game without a three-point line.
Oh, that ain't shit.
They used to do that shit all the motherfucketeering time.
A hundred points.
He used to do that shit all the motherfuckold fucking time.
100 points ain't shit.
He had 18 and that horse scored a hundred points in the first goddamn hair.
He was playing against all white boys.
That's why he started.
Don't matter.
Now you're going to bring that shit up.
Don't matter.
You don't get to pick who you play again?
You don't get the pick?
Then what they sat down with the best motherfucker.
The only white man was a guy wasn't a guy.
The damn is Larry Bird.
The nigger had to have an animal.
Larry Bird is a black man.
Why you think he never seen a picture of his daddy?
Why are you thinking only white man that could grow a full, goddamn Afro?
For real?
Come on, man.
And it's why we're talking about famous Celtics.
He really Larry Spitz.
He's talking about the man who got all the goddamn reason.
Who?
Bill Russell.
He's still taking bitches down now.
I've seen them at the goddamn All-Tal weekend.
Bill Russell just said, he had three strippers in his hotel room.
He just did the dedication speech.
Bill Russell looked at everybody.
Michael George, Kill him near.
He looked at him.
I still kick your head.
Bill Russell said, I whoop all your hands.
Today.
Today.
Not what I used to do.
Today I'll whip your motherfucking ass.
He meant it, too.
The nigga said, if I take my shoes off, I'll run all you dicks, too.
Shit.
Bill Russell got down in rings.
They ain't talking about what Rob Lerick.
They always don't never bring up.
Why don't they don't ever bring up Pee-Wee Kirk?
Hey.
Only niggins still be selling dope in the NBA.
They gave the nigga the contract.
He said, hell, I got that in my pocket.
They want them to play 82 games for $100,000.
Pee-wee said shit.
I just loaned the nigger $100,000.
You ain't going to let me have any more out there.
Look it up.
It's in the motherfucking book.
Let me tell you something like this.
They need to talk about Vernon Maxwell.
You talk about Vernon Maxwell.
Wipped everybody ass one season.
Everybody who tried to call them got their motherfucking ass whooped didn't even suspend.
He also had a cocaine problem.
He was used cocaine at the orange car watch right there at the Third War.
I knew Vernon Maxwell was a bad motherfucker when they named them.
Any nigga with two old nigger first name is going to be called.
Well, this is what you don't know since you're all over in the damn sick.
Dominique William is supposed.
Dominique William got him.
a hundred kids. There's a hundred
niggins in Atlanta. Look, just like Dominique Wilkin right
now. Dominique Wilkin was the goat in
Atlanta. You guess you was. I'm a business from downtown
all the way up with Nett County. He was the first
ball player to ever be on the Duke box.
You know, he started that whole tree. He had, he was on
both boxes. Yeah, and then they brought Dionne in on the
Duke box. Now, Dion Sanders,
he had a natural Jerry Curl.
A lot of people don't know that neither.
They don't know how fast. They didn't know how fast. Deion's
made so much money in college. He let the coach borrow some.
Yeah, yeah, you know
Swet of God
Shit, I know the nigger
Let me tell you something about Deon Santer
So cold
Let me tell you something
Dion Santa intercepted the ball
Took it back for a pick six
You know who else was bad
They could get you lined up on the other side
Yeah
He fucked two bitches out there by the popcorn stand
Look his daddy
Yeah
Bucket
Bucket
You're talking my bucket
You're talking about there
That's Bucket sanders son
You're talking about it with no bottom teeth
No not that one
That's the other bucket
That's Bucky!
Oh, I was talking about Fucky Bucket.
You're talking about Bucky Bucket.
Yeah.
Funky Bob them, little brother.
How big goddamn.
Yeah.
That's why the nigga's so fast.
Yes, why yeah.
Funky Bob.
So you run away from that funk on Funky Bob.
You got to be fast outrun the smell, god damn it.
Shit.
Tell you who else with Cole.
Who?
Jesse Owen.
She is.
They just know it from track.
Jesse Oren one of the most athletic niggas ever born, man.
God damn right.
The only nigga I shouldn't outrun a cheater.
Jackie Robertson can jump after the motherfucking gym.
Hey, hey.
But let me tell you about Jesse Owens.
What about Jesse Owens was a beast.
He was over there in Berlin and the Berlin games.
The game's the things you didn't know about.
This is what you don't know.
He was over there.
He was on the ping pong team too.
Yeah, he was on there.
Look it up.
You got damn laughing.
You think everything's funny.
Look the shit up.
Have you seen the nigga?
Have you seen the nigger tap dance?
Shee.
You think he's fast in a straight line.
You should see that nigger in one spot.
Shit.
Adelae Tomm is one of the best basketball players.
Adelaire Thomas wasn't six feet tall.
neither. Isaiah Thomas, 5'9, man.
Which Isaiah Thomas?
The first one. Not the one to play for the Celtics.
That's bullshit. That's some bullshit.
Shout out to Tacoma, Washington.
I'm talking about that.
From Chicago.
Zeke.
Hey, let me tell you something about Isaiah Thomas.
Talk to him.
You know how he scored all them bookings and gave them assistance?
Who?
The goddamn shorts was high.
The damn show what?
Got them shorts was right under his nuts hat.
Trying to get that game over.
We get them shorts off them balls.
Like a bull and a rodeo.
Yeah, well, he's made it happy.
You know who the part.
Who are the podcast for?
Who are the podcast?
The podcast is for old bitches who used to have a nipple piercing.
Now the nipple then grew over the pissing.
Oh.
I see that on the internet.
You got an ing-grown nipple.
Hey, hey, hey.
You know exactly who.
The podcast, let me tell you, this podcast is for this.
Podcast is for old niggas who fuck their women without taking all their clothes on.
Exactly.
Shirt on or their work shirt on.
Niggins, they say, who can you just...
You see it.
Yep.
If you fuck through the dickhole.
You got to fuck through the dickhole.
You got to fuck through the dickhole in your drawers.
Bro, if you fuck through the dickhole and she don't wet your lap all up, she ain't the one.
You're supposed to be wet all on your chest.
Your chest's supposed to be wet.
If it don't look like chalk fell on your men's section, two hours later.
Exactly.
She ain't going on.
I told it, I said, suck my dick like you're going through show.
That's what I told you.
I want to feel the truck.
You know what they got to do, Carlos?
They got to tuck their teeth like this.
You know what else I did?
You got to tuck your teeth like that.
You might not believe in one that day, you did it.
William.
William, we call them Billy.
Yeah, William.
Yeah, I left my first wife.
What happened?
Learned how to put my whole dick in my mouth.
You're not gonna disrespect me in my own house.
You know what I told her.
You know what I told them.
Any woman who could fit your whole dick in her mouth
don't respect you as a man.
She don't respect you.
Why would you put my whole dick in your mouth?
The entire deck.
Who running shit if you could fit my whole dick?
If you could press your nose up under my belly button,
you don't respect.
You got to get the fuck on out of here with that evil spirit.
Carlos, you know what I asked for my first wife?
Before I married her, this thing that got me to take it down the aisle.
I was giving it to it, right?
I was hitting with your stroke.
I said, baby, reach down there and see how much dick ain't in you.
Fucked the mind up.
He had to do some calculation.
That's algebra right there.
That's a lot of dick.
Well, you got dick left over that ain't in there.
I said, how much dick ain't in you?
How much dick is you got to have some leftover dick?
If you ain't got left over dick, that's what it's fucking.
You're out here using your whole dick.
If you're using your whole dick, you're doing too much.
She don't post a bill to handle all that.
I just used the front of my dick.
Oh, the front.
Just the light skin part.
You knick's going to talk about it.
When your dick gets long and hard, that motherfucker ain't the same color.
Let me tell you this podcast.
This is like a strawberry, nigga.
It got two different tones on that motherfucker.
One part looks sunburned.
The other part looks like it ain't been exposed.
Hey, man, we don't even know.
We don't even condone that shit over here.
I don't know what that was about.
Hey, this podcast is for, this podcast is for any nigger that had to fold some dick up in the head.
That word, your base be hard, you know, but the tip be hard, but the base be soft.
And you can fold that motherfucker in any direction.
This podcast for the niggins that don't get hard all at once.
They get hard like a devil you.
It'd be hard soft, hard soft.
Your dick is to S-O-S.
You know what they used to call me, Captain Hook.
Hey, let me tell you something, I fucked the woman on the other side of the dining room table.
I was sitting in this chair.
She was in that chair and I was giving a dick just like this.
Nobody saw it.
I was turning my body in a roller chair just like this dick running right in.
Oh, well there's nothing.
I ain't been positions all the time.
One time I push my dick down and step my leg over it and just hit her with some dick like I'm playing a motherfucking big old cello.
Yeah, that's what night is.
You ever hit it with the backward side under the leg dick.
Let me tell you something.
I'm trick-socking in that pussy.
I'll do a trick shot.
Let me tell you something.
I'm gonna put the dick on your clip, rub it up and down three times.
Rub it down your boot and ram it in your pussy.
On the counter three.
Take a deep breath.
Already did it.
You see, it was fainted.
Let me tell you what this dick.
Sometimes I take my dick out, throw it over my shoulder,
and hit bitches behind me.
That way it looks like I'm blessing myself, but I'm fucking these ho.
This podcast is for niggas that do the three tap before they put their dick in.
You slap that dick on the ass real quick.
They didn't put it right in there.
You got to get that tap, let them know.
I'm on the way in.
See, this part- I don't knock on the ass.
Somebody might come out and answer the door.
You're stupid.
This podcast is for niggas who know how to pre-pull out.
That's the pull-out.
We pulled the pull-out.
That's the first buck.
When you first go hit and get out of their eye.
Get out of the eye and go on and get the rest of that in your hand.
This podcast is for niggas who pull out with a condom on just to make sure they don't have no misspires.
This podcast for niggas that make that pussyqueef and keep going harder.
You're going to make it beatbox.
The niggas who had the pussy that was way better than you expected it to be.
And she called you and say, I'm pregnant.
And in your mind, you're like, shit, I know.
Yeah, because I let that's a boy.
Ain't no way you ate, preaches.
It's a boy.
Nutter than you 15 minutes ago.
You thought it was over.
You fucking for a long time.
I've been nutted.
I've been nutted.
Yeah, I pushed that all up into there.
That first one.
That's that first.
About 42 sperms hit that egg.
I've been pushing them up in now.
Shit.
Ladies, if you ever want a nigga to pull out, just tell him he ain't got to pull out.
That nigga is going to pull out.
He's getting out of there.
That shit sounds like a sit-up done.
You ain't got to pull out.
Yes, the fuck I do.
You let me make that decision.
You don't authorize me for that.
No, where's your resistance, ma'am?
It's too easy.
This has got to be an argument for me.
No, not at all.
Now, Carlos, you're quite familiar with drug usage.
No, I'm not.
Wait a minute.
What motherfucker you're trying to make it seem like I do a lot of drugs?
I'm just saying.
I smoke a lot of weed.
And weed ain't drugs.
Shout out to Washington.
Why are you trying to out me like I'm a drug addict?
Maybe I'm a drug addict.
Maybe I have problems.
Well, start it out like that.
Hey, guys.
I was looking at the slim thug shit.
So now I'm a drug in it.
Go ahead.
No, that's all good.
I do my own drug.
No, no, I'm just saying.
I mean, if you got some drug.
It was some comments I was reading,
and they were talking about in the comments section.
What they say?
They were just making debates about different things,
about different drugs, Males.
I tell us, you had a good Mollett story.
Man, look, I got several Mollet stories.
First Mollet story was one.
You have a pop some Miley?
You didn't have a Pondon Mollet?
You have a lot of a whole story to yourself?
What?
What'd you say?
I just asked, dude.
He wanted to talk about popcorn.
I have never done Molly.
So go on with the story and I'll just participate.
He looked at you like, niggas, like we didn't know.
And fucked white women.
That's as wildest going to get for me.
You ain't, no ecstasy?
No.
No.
I don't know what's in it.
I ain't see it getting grown.
Shrooms is a conversation that definitely needs to happen.
Us is black men.
We're not discussing the drugs.
That's out of you on the street.
Shrooms.
Everybody don't do drugs.
We don't do drugs.
But go on with your.
Woodstocks called.
But we all got a partner like Billy in the crew.
Kurt Cobain with your story.
He asking you about shit you ain't even know what's still out.
All his friends are dead.
Y'all never did some peyote?
What's no,
niggas.
What are you getting this shit from?
Never discovered your spirit animal in the middle of the woods.
Y'all ain't never had no skittles with no acid on them.
No, Billy.
Where are you getting this shit from?
All my friends are black.
Niggins got weed and liquor.
That's pretty much what we do.
A burger set because somebody's sister had a baby.
That's it.
Nobody, no lien, nobody.
Yeah.
Man.
What's your story?
Go ahead, drug addict.
I feel like, you know what?
I'm probably going to have to withhold this story to someone else who has drug.
Well, fuck it.
I wish DC was here.
That name got all the dope story.
Oh, literally.
He used to sell dope.
Oh, we, I'm glad.
Shout out Al Sharpton.
I think it's funny that we said dope and you thought of Al Sharpton.
Al Sharpton is dope.
I remember when he was fat.
That's what we talked about.
That's what we're talking about.
Al Sharpton weighs 62 pounds right now.
He's been permed out so long.
He's telling bitches that's his natural hat.
Out here taking selfies looking.
If Al Sharpton was a dog, the city would have came and took him back.
You're right.
You can see his rib.
Al Sharpton out here looking like somebody, grandmama.
Not grandma.
Grandmama.
This nigger here.
Oh, man.
That nigger looked like he makes the fuck out of a collagraised.
He knows his body looked fucked up, too.
He know it.
That's why he keep putting these goofy-ass videos out.
Either he don't know it or his, whoever it is, that's his assistant.
and they keep recording him,
ain't shit.
It's him.
He got the mirror line them, too.
Because he got a direct connect
with Shade Room.
Them holes go straight to Shade Room.
Shout out to Al Sharpton.
Soon as he post that.
Al Sharpton, what the hell do?
Yeah.
Slick back.
Martin Luther with the church shoe.
Yeah.
Get that.
Get down over here, man.
We fuck with Al Sharpton.
We fuck with Al Sharpton.
Yeah.
Fuck with Al Sharpton.
Yeah.
It's for the bitch.
They have done.
Uh-huh.
It looked like Al Sharpton.
Right
Because my nigger taking selfies
Do it all the time
Please I saw Al Sharpton
With a young bitch
Yep
Damn she was thinking shit
I'm like Al
You be still on that old shit
You are old niggas
So you need an old bitch
He was like no
I like him young
Instagram
They out there having fun
He a sugar daddy
Got three young bitches
And I ain't got one bitches
I really need some bitches
Some hos or some fun bitches
I don't want to show no love
Hope the bitch don't do me
Like that girl did you with Slim Thug
That's the way it happened to him
I'm Lose and I be rapping to him
Side nigger Sunday
I might hit your main lady one day
You won't see my name and a phone
Because I didn't took it out bro
Because I didn't took her out bro
I don't took her out bro
Fuck to pull it out bro
Put it in her mouth bro
She was nasty
She said she had some pussy
and she needed to get at me.
She snapped chatting.
She showed me Kathy.
That's a pussy name.
She named her pussy Kathy.
It was Harry.
I really had to have it.
And every time I touched it and rub it,
she let me grab it.
I had the dick up in my hand.
She won't me stab it.
She said, Lose, you be fucking like a rabbit.
And then I slowed it down here, though,
with her turtle dick.
Got crazy.
Circle, circle, circle dick.
Ooh, she liked it.
She wanted it.
Her home girl said she wants some.
Now they fight it.
She shouldn't have told her about that dick.
I hit her home.
Girl off real quick.
Yep.
And now they say,
I'm community dick
because I hit one or two chicks
with it.
Hey!
I can do this shit all day.
I thought the rabbit
was going to eat the cabbage.
No, I was waiting on cabbage.
You didn't get what I was doing?
Hell yeah, I got it all.
When you listen back to it,
this shit always better.
I was present as fuck.
That shit was fire right there.
People going to listen back to it
and be like, that shit was fine.
I'm here now saying this shit.
Watch this shit, though, man.
You are a guest.
on the show, and I know you fuck with shit.
Chad, give me a big pimp.
Show Nate Jackson how we get down over here.
We're going to make a whole song.
Give me something.
We're making a whole song, hook and all, God damn it.
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No, you do the beat first.
Do the beat first.
Watch this shit.
A dry eraser racer?
A nigger we've doing that shit with erasers.
Doing it.
Yeah.
When I get the pussy from the girl, I pull the panties to the side.
Hey.
To the side.
To the side.
I get the pussy from the girl.
I pull the panties to the side.
Hey.
To the side.
Hey.
To the side.
Hey.
To the side.
Hey, hello.
To the side.
Hello.
To the side.
Hello.
Pull that pussy.
Hey, hey, hold on.
Is this a song about pulling those panties down?
Yeah.
Because if it is, then I'm down.
I met her yesterday.
She had the Vicky Secret song.
You know the ones, red with the thong.
I saw the front was kind of sticking out.
What's up with that?
And then I learned she had some hair up on the cat.
And you know, that's the old school.
I like those.
So shout out to Amber Rose.
She let me see it and touch it and rub it.
No, she did.
but she should have
because that would have really been some shit
because I'm the type of dude
who love to touch vaginas, man
but when I get it
I pull the panties the side
and everything
When I get the pussy from the girl
I pull the panties to the side
I will
Shout out to that clitoris
And all the time
I get the pussy from the girl
I pull the panties to the side
Look
What you do?
I pulled the panting to the side
Took a little look inside
I pulled my dick out then I put my dick up
All inside
Slead it in and out, they're like a robot.
She used to call me names, Robocop.
Robocop, when I be bashing all them good, she's gonna give me some bad head,
and I'm gonna smash it till it stuck.
Dick is stuck like dogs fucking in the street.
They call me that because I got that crippled me.
It's cryptomeet.
I better yet, it's kryptonite.
I get that bitch that dick, and then I tell that bitch good night.
I pull the pissing out, and I pull the panties to the side.
You got to.
To the side.
To the side.
It's a must.
It's a must.
Hey.
I had to.
To the side.
To the side.
I had to.
To the side.
I get the pussy.
Yeah, you know, I'm going to fuck.
Okay.
And I'm hitting and I'm hitting it in the truck.
Fuck that.
I pull up and I back out.
Get that pussy.
You think I am playing, but my nigger ain't bullshit.
Skischoo!
I'm gonna fit the pass.
Skiskekeke on the track.
Billy says skisky.
There's some noodles.
That was wax.
It is what it is.
I am the golden kid.
I'm going to switch up the flow of the rhyme to stop the Bible.
Hold on.
When I come up in that thing, I had to do another round, bro.
I want to pull them panties down, yo.
The first time I hit it, the panties was to the side,
but I got to flip her over.
And then I'm letting her ride, because when she got down with my pimping,
I told her what the fuck it was.
Sad nigger Sunday, and she was loving all the stuff.
85 South Show.
That's what it's all about, though.
She says she wanted to come over and give me a little mouth, though.
Get her on my couch, bro.
We never made it to my room.
And then I skied it on a shirt because she was sucking way too soon.
She wanted to get to know me, but she is.
That ain't what it's about 85 South Show making love all up in your mouth.
When I get the pussy, I'm going to pull the panties to the side.
Yeah.
Skid to side.
To the side.
Go ahead.
I'm going to pull the panace to the side.
You bet.
I'm going to pull the panace to the side.
What kind of brag?
What kind of panties?
Do she have the granny panties on or is it a damn thorn?
Hey.
I think she had the boys shorts on.
Yeah.
Hey.
I think she has some boys shorts on.
Right.
No, I think she had the girl's shorts on.
She's the type of girl that has a bunch of different type of varieties.
That's why I just keep it inside of me when I'm talking about feelings.
The pussy that I'll be killing this sometimes I need the sexual healing.
And you'll be hitting them nasty feelings.
We'll be hitting them nasty holes who need that pen of cellar.
Have the room smell like shellfish when you're drilling.
Now, hey, all of y'all nasty.
You keep doing that your dick and boss gonna be ashy.
And that ain't really no treat because you don't want your genitals out here smelling like feet.
Genitals smell like feet.
There you go.
But you really don't want that.
You really, that's really a little bit of problem.
To the side.
You know what I was thinking the other day, Carl.
What are you going to think, Billy?
Well, you know.
If your generals smell like feet, then there's possibly something else going wrong.
Well, Billy, there's a lot of people out here who are a lot of money and horses.
There's a lot of people out here, Billy, who genitals are not up the par.
Genitals.
I know a girl, her pussy smells like barbecue potato chips.
I like barbecue potato chips.
Yep, until you stick your head in the bag and you smell a bag of barbecue potato chips.
I like that.
Can I stick my head in her bag?
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
We're not going to do that.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
We're going to do that.
He's not going to do that.
I'm not going to do it.
Well, I guess I said it here once and I'll say it again.
Look, look, when we're talking about trash, we won't talk about garbage.
We really won't.
If you're talking about trash, you won't talk about garbage.
Yes, indeed.
I couldn't agree with you more in that one.
Welcome back to the 85 South Show.
This is a podcast.
Yes, indeed.
For niggas who do shit exactly like that.
What is Black China doing that makes everyone spend money on our pussy?
I want to know.
I want to know right now.
It's not on her pussy.
in which he was requesting to actually fill the insides of her womb.
Therefore, all of this is off of seeing two nipples that he also doesn't like very much.
Speaking of Black China.
This will be the perfect time. Before you move on, before you move on, I see where you're going.
I want to give a special shout out to my man Conceded.
He has a very funny meme that's popular all over social media where he's making the meme face.
Someone took the conceited meme face, replaced the lips with Black China's vagina.
Classic comedy moment.
Oh, he's got
Pussy mouth ass con
Pussy mouth
Pussy mouth
And when you speak about
Black China like that
That's a
That's a pussy mouth
That's got to hurt
That has got to hurt
That has got to hurt
Speaking of people
That Black China has had sex with
TIA is doing big things
Whoa whoa
I don't speak on TI
He's a goddamn general
I respect that man
You can't disrespect the king on this show
Billy. We live in Atlanta and he has niggins that will come and see us.
We're not going to disrespect you. This is not what I heard. This is what I saw.
This is what I also know.
Yep.
Nobody will slender tip. If he won't respond, neither will we.
Tip, we wish you and the family much love.
Shout out to Damani King. Tip.
The baby is beautiful.
Ares. Everybody. The whole Harris family, Tiny Harris.
I want to give a shout out to Tamika and Tiny.
To Temeca.
Tomika and Tiny get a shout out.
Did you see Tiny on the beat, Tia Awards?
Oh, yes!
Fuck these voices!
Shout out to Escape.
Listen, they came out in a murder.
You love Escape, huh?
No.
Yeah, you do.
I do, but I'm saying.
Yeah, you do.
I felt like in the midst of all of this thing that's
in the ass, niggins of all this shit that's been going on,
I'd like to see her come out and get that little victory.
Tiny was out that bitch singing.
And it didn't even sound thick and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
It didn't sound thick.
Okay.
Because on the show, she'd be like,
yeah, okay, she's singing it.
She's sang and it.
It was beautiful.
It was beautiful.
She got so much talent.
She's a very talented singer-performer.
She was very talented.
Songwriter.
Much loved to her.
And Candy Burris, and the Scott sisters, Tasha and Tamika.
And Candy sang her ass off too.
Candy sang her ass off too.
Candy, hey.
Candy been singing her ass off forever.
She needed to just keep singing the Skype songs, God damn.
Because she killed that shit.
Candy is, yes.
She killed that.
She's very dope.
That was out of no.
I was like, God damn.
I was at the words.
I was sitting there looking like.
I feel.
bad as black people because we discard a lot of our talent we do it's some real talented
motherfuckers no you could be sleeping on we don't sleep on them we just i feel like we don't appreciate
them until something happened just like prodigy passed away you see they messed the mirror up yeah man
that's some hate a ass shit we really got to start punching people back in the motherfucking face
yeah yeah man i really feel like they should bring that back punching niggas in the mouth
punching motherfuckers and not a whole not fighting just punch him in the mouth in the words of
mike tyson everybody got a plan till they get punched in the mouth
fucking face.
Yep.
Yep.
You got to get
punching your
fucking pussy-ass mouth,
cocksucker.
You son bitch.
There's a little hot in here.
Bro, I try to make sure
we use all the words
that are offensive on this show
so nobody feels left out.
Are we ignoring the heat
in the room as a production?
It's you.
I got a little extra meat on me.
I'm going to bullshit you.
But I just wanted to know
should I continue
in fact.
So you knew you was prepared
to be hot.
You knew this was the big boy.
Can we get my nigga
a glass of water?
Glass of water.
We came me down here running these white folks electric bill up.
They was already nice enough to teach us the coach.
I'll ignore it from now on.
It is, listen, the way y'all got this AC blowing in here, man,
it's so quality to have it.
You need a break?
You need to step out?
I feel like we're on dating on the set.
We can take a break.
That's the beauty of this shit.
It's not live.
This would be a perfect time of us to step out and smoke some more weed
and then come back and let these people hear the fucking intro.
This shit might come out in eight months.
How the intro sat?
How the intro sat right there?
Bro.
The intro is actually.
dope. No, do the first one. Which one?
85-5. Eighty-five. That was this shit.
That's the shit, man. We've been having a lot of, we've making a lot of progress over
here on this show, Billy. Can you feel it? Man, I can feel it. Man, this shit is groundbreaking.
Ain't nothing like this nowhere. And if you already own this, you're a trendsetter and you're ahead
of all of your homies. Hey, man. Get your friends on it, man. Tell, I got you. Because I'm just
about to ask. You just turned the mic. Let me tell y'all something. If you watch the 85 South
So when you fuck with this show, you need to do more.
You need to tell more people.
You need to leave your house right now.
Put this on pause.
You think I'm fucking with you?
Go down to the mall and tell people that look like you.
They need to be jamming 85 South.
Ain't nothing like this.
Bus up in the mall and say, we got today's in the building.
Do that.
Change your name to 8555.
Go on Facebook.
Make your profile picture of 85 South Show logo.
Go on the Instagram page.
Push the show for a day.
How about that?
24 hours.
You got shit to talk about?
Every listener, change your profile picture to 85,000.
Because ain't nothing like this.
You can't go on no TV channel, no radio show,
and get unadulterated,
just black boy joy,
black girl, magic, and just nigginess.
This shit is beautiful.
And now a message from our good friends
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We've been checking the numbers,
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Now listen here, if me and my cousin
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whip some ass. Hell, hell, if they want
to whip some ass, let me tell you what you can do it in. You can do
it in a brand new 1998, Dodge Durango.
You got a brand new
1999. You got a Dodge Durango. I'm talking about
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Listen, we got one of our satisfied customers, Nathania, who bought a car from us three weekends ago.
Yeah, I bought a car three weekends ago, and I'm glad because I used to talk about my voice, but now my car so goddamn big and my hands are so strong.
These niggas respect me.
Now, Bill, what kind of car did you sell it?
Well, well, when he came down there, I said, hell, he's a big fellow with a small voice, and we won't compensate for that.
So what I made sure he had was, was in 2000, this is probably the newest car ever sold my goddamn live.
but it was a Dodge Magnum with the back chopped off
that had a goddamn toe exchange on the back.
I told him, I said, listen, man, I never go broke
if I got a truck in my life.
And I knew I wanted that Dodge.
I wanted that hit me on that beat,
but I also want to be able to tow my baby mama car
and that bitch start tripping and shit.
Let me tell you something.
So I got that whole head giving me both, Nick.
I need a double, double.
Let me tell you about that car, man.
Let me tell you about the car.
The car's got a four-cylinder motor.
I took it right out of an 84-100 Civic,
and I did an overhaul on it.
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motherfucker.
That's classic bits right there
We got bits
You know what inspired us to get some bits on this show?
LeVar Walker
Because LeVar Walker came on this show
And did bits
I saw that episode
He did his whole sats
We did bits
We were like slowly
We were like you know what
We need bits
Yeah we're not going to let it
At the time you weren't with the shit
I wasn't with the shit
Let me tell you something
And you know what
Sometimes you got a nigga out bit
My show he brought bits
We didn't have it
When you are sitting
Amit's greatness
Sometimes
I'm just hard to notice.
I give you two examples.
One, Bernie Mac's classic set.
I ain't scared of you, motherfucker.
It's two bitches in the front row not laughing.
Looking at each other, go, fuck, he's, I'm out.
Go back and watch it.
Second point in my case, I'm making.
Exhibit B.
On wild and out, while Carlos and Chico are doing
what is now classically known as the old school bits.
It's other niggas on stage trying to get the mic.
Yep
Come on, fan
Let me get that man
I got some shit
I want to say
Sometimes you just got to let Gray be great
When Lavar hit them bits
I watched the show
I was like
First of all
This nigga is way slower
Than he should be
Because the var be like
Well
My mother
See she used to
She was born
A Leo
But she didn't like
what the newspaper said
that the Leo's
was going through that month
so she switched
to Sagittarius
Hey
it's nothing like
when LeVar call you
and tell you
story he already told you
Hey man so look I just
Let me take you on the tour
I was man I was
Man so how is this shit
gonna work out
With Wail or not with y'all
you and Nate
y'all are both kind of washed up
That knee didn't call
Nobody said that about Nate
He called me and said that shit
Hey, man.
Y'all both kind of washed up.
Y'all niggas do great LeVore impressions.
Oh, man.
I get a call from LaVar at least three times a week.
And it's usually for 30 minutes.
He's going to get you for 30 minutes.
And he's going to do a shit.
That's one of our partners who believe in talking on the phone still.
Oh, he burned.
He talked to his phone and get hot.
Remember when your phone get hot?
You used to let his cool off.
It's too hot.
That's why I got to ask with me one night.
My daddy says, stay off the phone.
Boy, until you finish your work.
And my daddy came in and checked on me at like five in the morning.
going with sizzling hot.
Bro, your dad a real nigger.
You remember we was in Houston, man?
And we was fucked up going through the airport.
Man.
And your daddy was with us.
And they wouldn't let us on the plane.
And then we went up there and acted a motherfucker-fucking fool.
And then Phonester our way on that goddamn
plane.
Bro, that shit, we was on a spirit plane.
That bitch were packed so goddamn tight.
I swear with more people on that motherfucker.
It was more than supposed to.
That was the last goddamn flight coming up out of Houston
that day, man.
We on that bitch packed.
It felt like we were all the middle arms up
and had things riding three.
I was, I know I was fucked up.
I'm fucked.
I still, I smelled like a lit blunt going through that, man.
Because I'm the type of nigger, like, when I go to a city, it don't matter how much we get.
It got to be gone before airport time.
Like, I take the bag and be like, there's too much for me, fellas.
Somebody needs to start rolling this shit.
Hey, I ain't saying it's too much for me to smoke, but I-a-day-to-the-air-air-ball.
Nigger, man, hey, we tapped you out in Washington.
Who, Billy?
You?
Oh, that shit was different.
No, that was definitely.
No, because look, this is the thing.
Carlos is like, hey, man, God damn.
I don't know what you're going to do with the rest of this week.
Because this is what it was.
But, nigger, I'm hot.
This was, I didn't want the shit to go to waste.
And I had way too much.
Because you remember the nigger for a week, man.
The nigger gave me.
Remember you took me to the nigger house.
It's a nigga that owned a dispensary.
This nigger gave me.
I told the nigger how much I wanted.
They need, all the listeners, you got listeners all over the world.
You got to understand, there's certain states that it's legal in.
Washington state is legal.
So when he landed.
I said, we gotta get you right.
We're going to the weed store, and I'm not bullshit.
They got a wall, as long as this wall,
and it's set up, like, they, like, a...
Right, more than that.
No, it's more than that.
It's like, uh...
McCann.
What's that store in the mall with all the earrings and shit?
Clairs?
Like that.
That's how much weed is hanging.
Just like earring.
Nigger, we went to the nigger house that owned the shit.
Yeah.
I told him how much weed I wanted.
And then, no, I told him how much weed I want.
Yeah.
And he said, no, fuck that.
Put your money
I was being real respectful
I was gonna like look
I want this much
Hig on my little money for
He was like no
Fuck that
The nigga had a big
You know the big pickle jar
The nigga had a big ass pickle jar
He stuck his fucking elbow
In that bitch
And was like
This you
And I was like
My flight leave
In a
Tomorrow nigga
What the fuck I'm
So I'm smoking all day
This and I'm smoking
And I'm like
Nick
Please slow down
The nigga to show us tonight.
I'm smoking blunts like this cat.
He's like, nigga, you're going to be straight.
I'm like, nigga, I'm going to smoke two more before the shirt.
That nigga was putting out some long-ass roaches.
I was snoop-dogging them bitch's cap.
There are other niggins whole blunts.
Hey, ain't nothing like having too much.
It was a good problem to have, though, man.
Much love to all the people who look out for the week
because they know a nigga be from out of town.
Yeah.
And I'm not trying to have an obscene amount.
I really just, I'm going to tell you when I'm leaving
and you try to gauge that shit, you know what I mean?
I need, I figured out on the average trip,
I need like 9 or 10 grams.
That's it.
I need like 10 grams.
Do you do edibles?
That shit don't, I smoke so much.
It don't make me trip out like the other people.
I could take some and be cool as fuck.
Hey, we did a podcast.
I'm going to find the episode.
What's the episode number?
I ate two bags of fucking weed edibles when we did the L.A. shit
and did the whole podcast.
And that shit didn't fucking.
I don't think.
I don't think.
You gave me them edibles on Wiling Out.
This nigga was like he popped the goddamn.
High.
He was fucked.
Oh, it was high.
Then I got,
I didn't I thought they knew I was high and this is how you know the nigga was hot, Nate.
The nigga was so high.
He tried to wear a leather jacket on that hot-ass.
Like, nigga, you're going to die.
Hey, I was high.
You got up like, nigga, you can't,
don't tie that shit around your waist.
You look like a lesbian.
It's not, I'm not tied around my waist.
I don't know.
I don't trust me who tie shit around that way.
They tied this leather jacket around the waist like a
I did not tie something around his waist.
Got an oldest sister that he looked up to.
Nigger tried to tie a flannel shirt around his waist think he got style.
Nick, you're sassy as fuck.
What y'all ain't here doing?
I'm a grown-ass man.
What y'all niggins are here doing?
If it ain't a belt, don't supposed to be around your waist, nigga.
What do y'all ain't here doing?
No, nigga.
How did a DJ stop playing slim thunders?
This nigga here is on my ass, dog.
This nigga be tying shit around his waist, man.
I don't trust that you never told him.
The first time you ever came to my house.
Oh, man, this nigga walking around.
You and damn food,
you and damn food came to my house
and it was your first time ever
coming over there.
Man, come over this nigga house.
Wait, how did damn food
pep talk before you came over there?
That nigga was like, look, man.
When we get in here,
ain't no telling what this nigga.
Y'all damn you sound like that.
You sound like food.
No, look.
This nigga barely different, man.
Man, the nigga might have
three white businesses
reading the Bible
smoking a motherfucker weed out of hookah.
The nigga is crazy.
Man, I go over this nigga house, bro.
As soon as we get in there, that shit is exactly what he said it was.
This nigga got motherfucking, I ain't going to say the nigga's name,
but this nigga got a well-known producer over there editing some comedy sketches for him.
Like, if you knew who the nigga was,
you'd be surprised that he was over at this nigga house actually working.
Billy walking around this motherfucker looking like Black Hugh Hefner with a smoking robe on.
he got about three pretty bitches playing chess
I'm like this ain't even
this is a odd
that's what I'm saying
three two bitches on a team
trying to beat this other super smart
it was just a wow experience
and I had champagne
I think that's a problem
I was drinking champagne
eating motherfucking strawberries and shit
I'm like this video set
how much money is this nigga getting
because he is way too rich
right now
Before we do this
We must take a break right now
Wait till you see
What's coming up in the second half
Of the third quarter
Of this episode
Of the motherfucking 85 South show
My nigga Ronnie Joon
God damn it
You know a break coming in
When this nigga show up
Joe what are we looking like
Because there's nobody
There's nobody growing in it
There ain't no farm club
There's no constant funny happening
There's no, just niggas in the back, just, you know what we should do.
There's no energy.
There's nothing to be born in the back.
It's like going to a football game and ain't nobody playing catch.
Like something missing.
And so whilst they have the engine right and they know how to make big dollars with it
and pay big dollars and run it through agencies, that's fine.
But the relationships is what comedy runs on.
Because we've seen comedy clubs come, close, open, go, rooms, start up.
They go two years and then the promoter.
Man, it just to goddamn steal the money.
All of that.
What's going to remain true is we're still going to be in the game.
We might have a full beard now.
We might be ball-headed, but we're going to still be.
The comics is still going to be.
If we go to a comic club and a comedian around the culture,
the comedy culture in the area just ain't buying.
No, that club particularly, because, like, you can take Hollywood, for example, right?
The comedy store is like a college dorm.
Like, there's so many comics.
Shows are not at the end.
end of the night, everybody going to this comedy store.
I mean, that's about it's lit.
And then you standing at there, you're Louis C.K.
and Russell Peters, and, like, it's lit.
You're like, it's literally a millionaire
standing out here drinking, Michael O'Bulcher,
just talking.
And nobody wouldn't want to hear business.
We're just chilling.
And you go down to the Laugh Factory,
and the only comics allowed in the building of the ones
on the lineup.
Unless it's a promoter night,
then you could go upstairs.
Until it's packed, they'd be like, hey, no comments, y'all.
And you just look, and they'd be on the wall like you.
Everybody outside, they didn't know how to go Boulevard.
Hey, they're tripping, man, damn, man.
You know, so Parma's a good club.
85.
85.
85.
85, hide, hide, hey.
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