The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Stardome Roast Session Show Pt2 - DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 127

Episode Date: April 20, 2018

The Stardome Roast Session Part 2 NEXT LIVE SHOW - WEST PALM BEACH - http://palmbeachimprov.com/mobile/sho... 85 SOUTH SHOW MERCHANDISE https://www.85southshow.com/shop/ In the second of three sold out shows in Hoover Alabama, Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly & Chico Bean freestyle, roast, and bring the laughs to The Stardome! You know these guys always do funny stand-up comedy sets and then get the podcast going with real conversation and improv! It's the 85 South Show with all new original songs, jokes and comedy from the next generation of comedy! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And you ain't gonna Have no fucking dog With your stagin' ass If you don't bend I'll see you with the shit Kill it too Fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about

Them niggins fucking hang With that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now hey I'm telling What you might see me

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I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty Hey hell Nigger went to Germany

And felt some different tities I say they're small and they round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitch is walking out Bitches pulling up

I'll apologize When I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't like a crazy man I'm crazy man For a fucking crazy man If you give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl

I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if they did pussy is great Than Carlos really want some of that pussy girl I don't like that

Pussy got a smell I want to fuck no Pussy got a smell but I won't fuck no Pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck don't Pussy got a smell but I want Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got to smell but I'm a pussy got to smell but I'm a fuck no

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Baby can you Grip Turn the pussy Down Fellas don't you Go home And regret When you turn the pussy

Down sometimes You just be sitting there Like man Fuck she gonna accuse me And keep fucking These holes And then the bitches I could be fucking

I'd be having Ignore their ass Because I'm fucking With her goof ass I should be able to write This shit off On my taxes Or summer

At least get a break On my insurance and something. Don't nobody give a fuck when you tell the whole, no. I will, my nigga, because I'm tired of this shit. Martin Luther King.

From Birmingham to Montgomery. That's a long goddamn draft. You'd be walking with some church shoes and a bottle water. Martin Luther King used to get carried sometimes like, hey, fuck that shit, nigga, come on. But you say, we're stealing? Listen, this. I put my life on the line for this damn child.

You fucking. See the nigga a damn old-ed chill. Chell smell like segregation. Trying not to make no noise. Amen. Why don't y'all sing, chump? That nigger had sung from the Negro spiritual. Them niggas was like this.

I've got nothing but love for you. you, baby. Exactly. It show is, nigga. You know how you eat a cereal around, that Lato, boy. I'd be mad as a motherfucker. You know how much I love cereal?

I can't eat that shit, man. Like, nigga. Can you, do you imagine, like, can you think you'd be a slave? I don't think I could have did it, man. I'd be mad as fuck up. I wake up the next morning, all my niggins that ran off in the middle of the night,

didn't tell me shit. Now I got to work twice at hard. Look at the waiter. Hey, nigga. Did you put your hat through your hat? Stupid eye, that nigga made a section. He's like, yeah, I got the hat. It's through the hat right here.

I'll tell you what that. I'll let you all right this. Just so I can show you bitch. There's about to scutter y'all. That's how you been. You got about two more, bitch. You got about two more, bitch. You got about two more, bitch.

You got to get a phone. Is that season yet? Two. people foul early. Y'all ain't get your shit? It's over? Damn, nigga, you ain't playing this shit. You didn't spend it already?

You didn't? I don't blame you. You was just gonna spend it on big-ass hats. With those little bitty braids, oh, take your hood off, nigger. Take your hood off, nigger. Take your hood off, nigger. Take your motherfucking hood

off, niggum That's a whey-up Dance Dance little brothers Don't give up to tomorrow

It's a celebration It's a celebration It's strange food Dance, little sisters, don't give up the day Hang on till tomorrow Tonight we celebrate, celebrate Black bodies on the wall call it from years ago It's spirit on the way that them tears they fell to snowing

We don't stand, where this goddamn free time, boy, they like this shit We make it a little easy Guarantee y'all can't do it I'm gonna'n't hold my nuts on the podcast, I don't care Do it. Guarantee none you can't do this shit None. Nothing one.

Not an am, not a man. We see, niggas, we let y'all niggas get all to shine. We let y'all niggins get the TV shows. We let everybody do their thing. But guess what? You see, niggas starting to sell? Trying to sell tickets. We see.

We see. It's enough room for everybody. But we see where you're getting to style. Come on, now. Come on, you, you're fucking with the sauce. You're fucking with the sauce. We'll see you. Well, thank you about.

Can't fuck with the cook. Come on, now. We could give you the recipe, but the sauce still ain't gonna taste the same. Yeah, bitch you. Your fat mouth, fuck your bitch. Take these out of rest. Yeah, those shit's hard, yeah. It's hard, buddy.

Pins. That nigga said, don't. What's up, Ogee? You good? How you doing, man? I'm Bruce. It was nice to meet you. Bruce.

When I'm coming high last, that means it's a good show. You guys sell a few more fucking tickets? Just a few more? How do you need it? Clean, baby. Everything is fucking clean. Both every fucking one of them. Well, we need to come back. That's a freaking awesome wrong.

Let's do it. On the Sunday, right? On the Sunday, it's on a Sunday at 4, fucking 15. Exactly. And they're here. Exactly. Holy shit. Right now.

Right now. Right now. It's all good, man. I appreciate y'all coming. I just need you all to do a couple things for me. Make sure you subscribe to the 85 South Show on YouTube. We are black on doing this ourselves. Don't nobody tell us what the deal.

That's why the boys can come say whatever they won't. For one, subscribe on all our social media, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, y'all. And make sure you tell somebody when you leave here, because these dudes are going to be the next Kings of Comedy. Shit. That's what I'm talking about. You all ready to have a good time? All right, y'all, I need that energy.

When y'all get these boys energy, they give it back to you. So start clapping right now. I've got to bring somebody out. Y'all seeing this dude on Wild and Out, one the funniest men in the country right now. He half of the old school battle on Wilden Out. Start clapping right now. Make some noise for Chico, bitch! I just fucked him up.

I said, turn it off. Fuck, he wants me to be a DJ. Fuck. Look at this shit, man. Birmingham, what's going on? Nah, fuck that I need more energy than that. Burmah, what's going on? Love this shit, man.

Look at all these real niggas in this motherfucker. What's up, G? God damn, what's your name, big man? Huh? John. He said John, man. Move the fuck on, bro. Nobody come here be a part of these.

shit, my niggle. I respect it, my name. You got that original afro, my name. That's that OG afro. You look like you bust out and go, ooh. That's what it is. That's your lady with you right there? Right here. That's what it is. How long y'all been together? She looked at him like, nigger. Quiz, your turn. Two and a half years. That's what's up, man. Y'all from Birmingham? Where you from? Atlanta, man? All right. Oh, I love Atlanta nigger, man, because the way they talk. They fought that pussy-a-nigle, bro. Get fucked by what that pussy-ass-a-nig nigga talking about real street shit, bro, real street shit. You ever watch the interviews these new rap niggas do now? Ain't nobody regular. Everybody come in the game rich and then sold

all the dope. Like you see everybody, every rapper and already sold all the dope. Watch a interview. Let's go home and just look at a random new rapper interview and see how them Hey man, real scre shit, bro. Like, I grew up, fucked up, bro. On my mama, bro. We ain't even had no motherfucking shy at my house, bro. My mama used to just hold her thumb over the sink, bro, and spray us, my nigga.

I ain't never get clean on a whole body, bro. I used to be stinking like shit on the back of my thigh, bro. Every day, bro. I had to sell dope, bro. On my fucking kids, bro. Shoot any nigga, bro. Why you got your hoodie on, man? You all right?

This the nigga that did the interview right here. He got an interview like that. This nigga right here, this little Nike jacket. That's your rap name. He goes, yeah, I was in there fucking with them pussy-ha-n-nick. Chico said something on stage, bro. Had to park that nigga, bro. Parked the shit out that nigga, bro.

I was saying this at the last show, man. I love Alabama because, like, this was my first introduction of real southern shit. Like, I'm from D.C. So my first time coming out here, I got introduced to a lot of different type of shit. Like, first of all, women with gold teeth. Boy, y'all motherfuckers don't play down here, man.

You're, listen, straight up. Neagle, yeah, my name, Keisha. Nice to meet you. I want to eat you, nigga. You're like, whoa, baby. I don't know if I want to fuck with you. You got all gold teeth in your mouth. I bet your pussy smell like felonies, ma'am.

I'm not messing with that. Nope. Another thing I got introduced to down here was that hole in the wall music. I was saying this last show, man. I love that shit because the niggie, it don't matter what you sing about. You can sing about anything like my man got the afro. I was in Birmingham, yeah, with a nigger from the 70s. He had his lady with him, and she had a nice set of tittyes, but I ain't going to suck him, because that's his girl.

And she is his world Saw it down at the food line with a nigger named Earl And I was like, hey, don't you cheat on my nigger with the afro boo? I said, hey, don't you cheat on the nigger with the afro boo? And she was like, yeah, oh yeah. I was like, nigger, play this shit louder, nigger. Who is this? You ever see the cover of them niggins be always an old nigger with a jury girl standing in like this.

Nigger, I love this shit, man. I was, I said I toured around the city a little bit. You know what I mean? I was talking about Enzley last show. You said, woo-wooop. See, I ain't fuck around in Birmingham. If you're excited to be from there, you're a lady, I know what you're into. You got a motherfucker, razor blade under your tongue.

Fuck you say, nigga. Come get that bullshit cut out your face, fuck, nigger. Jesus. What's that other place? Engle book or angle, ingle nook? The nook, nook, nook, that you're from the nook? The nook, look, look at everybody here in the gang and this motherfucker. Nook, nook.

That shit hard as fuck to be. Y'all know y'all niggas gangsters, y'all walk around talking about, nuke, nuke, nook. Nook, nook, niggle. shit crazy, man. I was just reading something. No, that's crazy. Not to, you know, no disrespect if there's any gay people in here. I think y'all, you know, some of the most brave people in the world, man. I really do. And they said they don't think they should let, you know, gay people in the military. That's bullshit. Nigger, you want to have a nigga like that besides you when some shit go down. That niggas not going to let nothing happen to you,

me. You fucking around get shot with a gay nigga besides you. He'll suck the bullet out you, niggum. Come here. Why? Why get it? You can't tell me, Chico. No. You'd be like, get off me, nigg. You don't know whether to tell a nigger to stop. Well, keep going. Well, save my life, but stop doing it with so much pleasure. Shit. I'm gonna get in trouble for that one.

I already know. It'll be an Instagram post tomorrow. Man makes fun of gay people sucking bullets out of individuals. But I'm happy, man. This is the second show-out show. First of all, Birmingham. Man, thank y'all, man, for doing, like, this is, we doing this ourselves. So to see all of these people come and support us, the way y'all supporting us, man,

we thank y'all so much, man. We appreciate y'all and make some noise for yourself for supporting young niggas, man. You know what I'm saying? Salute to everybody up there in the first 48 booth of that motherfucker. Y'all niggas look like you're about to snitch on everybody. That's what you know when the nigger do the interview and he block his face out. That's what everybody looked like. Well, I started selling dope when I was in the third grade.

And Big Keith, he was the one who sold it to me. That shit is crazy. But we're about to keep this show rolling. This is the 85 South Show just in case you didn't know. And I'm about to bring my brother to the stage, man. You've seen them everywhere. You see them on T.R. You've seen them on your phone.

You've seen them in almost Christmas. You know what I mean? She got ice cream in this motherfucker. And you black, you are the man. I know that's going to fuck your stomach up. You ain't going to move you to the back. Hey, put her up there in that goddamn. Boof, niggas, she's about,

nigga, by the time Carlos get out here, she's gonna be ready to shit, quick, get a mother. You got a whole Sunday in this mother. You know we're not made to eat that shit, ma'am. You must have just broke up with a nigga today. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. I'm eat some ice cream. Jesus Christ, your shit gonna come out like,

frrh-chop-a. You're gonna sound like them, niggas from the nuk, that's what it's gonna sound like. But like I said, man, I'm about to bring my brother out to the stage. I need y'all to stop making some noise right. now Birmingham for the motherfucking coldest niggas in the game right now young nigger two put your head together for the one the only my brother DC young flak!

Man, how you doing, love, mom, let me whisper in your ear, tell you something that you might like that you got six days, body and your head looks soft, mind if I touch you see if it's soft, now I'm just Let's just say I can't, hey, I'm known to be a real ass. Oh shit, that nigga whispered. What's up, Alabama? Manga! Hey, little mama, like a whisper in your head. Give you a little something that can like the head.

You got to step, a little. Hey, boy, I missed a year and you. You ain't two here, boy. That ain't a little mama, let me whispered here. Hey, that thing got fed up in the middle of that song. That he was like, shit. Wait to you see my death. That nigga, here come find a date, stupid eye, boy, that nigga.

Hell, law. Why are you getting at, bro? That nigga sit close to hell, man. Where you get around at? That nigga isn't the tension. Look, you need somebody to talk, too. Let me talk to you. You shit fucking out, man.

Why, watch a leader, man. Watch a leader. You don't need this child, nigga. Fuck you, bitch. What's that bullshit? That was clear. What's up? Boy, you're asking all black.

Boy, who the fuck you weren't fit? The funeral home? Stupid that man? That nigga be burning bodies. Hey, you know that nigga who died died the street? Yeah, you know, we just burnt this hand the other. We get this bullfucking.

This nigga. He ain't got his hood on. Look at that boy. That's fuck wrong with you. Nika, 13, man, with the hair row, too. They got some Pokemon cards in this back pocket. You like Pokemon? Yeah, I fuck a Pokemon.

We in this motherfucker tonight. Look, you can't wait, big. God damn. You already got a napkin on your plate. Damn, nigga. How long y'all been in here? What's your name, brother? Ray.

What did you do for a living? Ray. You do what? Play football. Food, nigg. Who? Miles County. Oh, all right.

Yeah, man, see like he played for the NFL. I play football, nigga. You still a grown-ass kid. Fuck around with you. Ah! That nigga playing a red ball. Ugly, boy. A nigga playing for 25 and none the stupid eye, dick.

Ah, man. I have a birthday. I ain't a lie, man. I brought my motherfucker with me. I told that, nigga. I said, that nigga ain't never been no way. I said, pack it bad, you feel the goddamn, uh, uh, Huntsville. We ain't didn't in Huntsville, either.

Yep, I fucked up. Fuck you. Oh, geeked up, fuck you. Look, this is your purse, bitch. This freak-ass purse. What's in here? Let me see where it's in here. Big-a-a-a-a purse with some chapstick and a wallet.

You could have put this in your pocket. What you do for a living, drink? Working at a P.R. Furn. Working at a P.R. Furn. You gotta break that down. I'm from the hood. What that means? Public relations, communications. Bitch, you're an operator. Bid, an operator.

She worked for public communications. Hello, you need help. I'm finished. Need to send this ass. Need to sit this as a girlfriend, public relations. Fuck, right. Look at everybody up there in the little top golfing section. I see y'all.

What going on top of the car? We is lit in this motherfucker in hell. Look at this nigga here. This is look at the way. Hey, nigga. Did you put your house through your hat, stupid eye? That nigga made a section. He's like, I got the head.

It's through the hat right here. That nigga fucked up, put it on wrong. He was like, no, it ain't a month, got to have some old hat covered out of that. What's your name, hat? Come here, nah, n'all, nigga. What's your name, hat? Dissal. That's not Densale.

Densale. Densale. Who you stay with your? Grandma, Densale. Densale. What's your dad? that doing putting that hat through that hat what you do for a living in there you go to school what you do what what's your classification is there

same what's your uh uh you major yeah yeah you know I ain't go to school I'm trying to figure out the word I'm like nigga what the fuck you doing for who forensic chemistry oh so you're gonna be on CSI then what's your little stupid ass all right niggie you fuck around with you y'all ready to keep this How are you going? Yeah. You good, bro. A little cold of hell in the front row.

You straight. What's your line, bro? Quinn. A heck of a laugh. Quinn. That's that real shit. What you do, Quinn? What you do, Quinn?

You work at a minor league baseball field? You work at a minor league baseball field? Yeah, you work at a minor league baseball field? field. That what I'm saying? So what do you do at the minor league baseball field? You're a caterer. You're the nigga that be walking around with the, with the, I got a bald light.

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Y'all, my fucking they're stupid. Now the next motherfucker I'm about to bring it to this stage is the motherfucking OG. You dig what I'm saying? You don't see this thing on Wilder now. You don't see this thing on MTV. Just see this nigga on BT, Covey, everyone. Y'all makes you know it right now. Stop makes you know it right now.

But Carlos Miller! Love and a hybrid dance. Wait a minute, something's going. That's that shit. It's Sunday, too. Somebody break me a fish sandwich up here. Turn that shit up. That's that shit.

How she can make it right. Your grandma used to cheat that is right here. Turn that shit off. Turn it off, please. What's up, man? How y'all doing? Make some noise. Let me see you.

Let me see you. Hell yeah. You mean, we ain't fly here, we drove here With the weed tucked in our shoe Fuck you mean They really didn't want us to come The speed limit 55, fuck that's my nigga We got to get to Birmingham

This niggas out here With their main lady, see their side bitch across the room You wonder who the fuck she's sitting with But it's dog You don't want no problem with the side, nigga It's Sunday, let him live Y'all can argue next week Much love to all the ladies in here on birth control

But you scared to tell your nigger Because you know he won't pull out That was my special request How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all just left church? She got quiet The nigga had the blunt In the ashtray in the parking light

Hell yeah, Jesus Thank you, Lord My nerves bad Who we got in here? Is the income taxi? yet? Two people filed early. Y'all ain't get your shit? It's over? Damn, niggie, you ain't playing this shit.

You didn't spend it already? You didn't? I don't blame you, you was just gonna spend it on big-ass hats. That's a big-a-haired hat. That's a big-a-haired hat. This goddamn hat you wear when you don't have no father. Don't owe me. This is a comedy show.

Fuck y'all. We got Deacon Jones in here. What's up, real? Look like that uncle make them good rills. Won't let you put no sauce on it. You don't need no sauce on that meat. Take it like I bought them real. They ain't bought them real. Then you got the grill hook up to the back of the truck. That's your man right there. How long you've been with him? About two and a half year. What made you do you do? What made you do that?

And I'm just saying, what made you stay? He's a good man. Nigger makes them real with him. He cooked your ass. You was going to leave him, that nigga, baby, take this. I get a nigga one more chance. That's some soft meat you got there, baby. Where you made him at?

In Atlanta, you had to go all the way to Atlanta, meet a nigga stay three blocks from you. Y'all from Leland? Y'all drove down here the four with this? Hell yeah. Cut shirt early. Went in 10? Bro, this is a real nigga shit.

Y'all just don't know. Like, when people come out and support it, I'd be crying, because I know these ain't the type of niggas who come to comedy show, bro. These are the type of niggins who go to court with the bell money, right here? Like, that's our audience. The nigga who be talking shit to the judge

with that ain't shit, bro. I ain't doing no probation. I bought that with me. Don't let them put you on that shit. Shout out to all the ladies in here who got that girdle on. Take that bitch out. You ain't going to be able to enjoy the show all the way

because it's on too tight. You're trying to give it. No. Take that bitch out so you can have fun for real. You're having it on four hours. Now your titty's sweating right here. That underpart of the titty is sticky in here. Take that bullshit off.

How you doing a little bit? You think it's going to rain? You got a whole Nike outfit on. Ready to go jogging like a motherfucker. What's you doing, little bro? That little brother sell them dying bag. He got two of them. Got that loud, Cud.

How much you got $20 a word? Man, give me 15 and smoke the rest. Fuck that shit, Cuck. I'm trying to support you. Where all these rich-ass women in? I heard Birmingham had a lot of ladies down here that sell dope. I'm trying to get cuffed. I want one of them big-ass grand marquis driving-ass bitches.

bitch with the police car with the 26es on it two Alabama flags on the back with the eyelashes on the front of the Crown Vic bro you seen the Crown Vic with the eyelashes on the front ran through this bitch

who is that gangster bitch with the 26es and the eyelashes on the Crown Vic trying to pull my dick out on the front seat we got any single ladies here tonight nobody single talking about all the away single and you ain't texting nobody.

How long you been single? Long time. You didn't forgot. What you're looking for in a nigga? It's just a good personality. Fuck everything else. Why you can't be honest. You don't give a fuck about no good personality. You've been single a long time. You want some good dick. Tell the truth.

You don't a nigga with some good dick that can cut some grass. Nigger put an alternator on. Be specific This Birmingham That nigga in here right now It's a nigga looking at you right now I like the girl with a little bird now He up there

You can't see him But he can see you Ma'am you say you sing her too How long? Two years What the fuck? That pussy gonna close up like ear ringhole What's you doing?

Say what? Ain't no loyal niggas. What that mean? I'm just saying what that mean to you? What's loyal? You think a nigger ain't a good nigga because he got some pussy? You just don't understand.

When the nigger out here being good, that's when he gets all the pussy. Because the women see how good he treating you and be like, damn, I'm gonna get him with some pussy. So don't let that think, like don't let that change your perspective of a nigga. He can't turn down all that pussy. He's been trying.

Trust me. A nigga be out here trying and it ain't no reward when you turn the pussy down. Fellas, don't you go home and regret when you turn the pussy down sometime? You just be sitting there like, man, fuck, she gonna accuse me or keep fucking these holes. And then the bitches I could be fucking, I'd be having to ignore their ass because I'm fucking with her goof ass.

I should be able to write this shit off on my taxes or something. At least get a break on my insurance or something. Don't nobody give a fuck when you tell the hos, no. I will, my nigger, because I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of being accused of fucking these holes. Bro, you out here being a good black man and shit,

and then all you come on, you're in these bitches, you're like, bitch, if you only knew the half of it. You know, I had to cut all my holes off just to fuck with you? That shit stressful on the real nigga, bro. That's why a niggas just be sitting at home. Don't even be looking at the TV. Just be looking up at the ceiling, bro.

We'd be thinking of all the hoes who really just want to suck everything. But we can't because we love your stupid ass. You tell you, girl, don't even love you all the way. She's hitting you with the quick dick suck every time. Look at the fellas laughing silently. Got the quick dick suck earlier. You know what the quick dick suck is? That's when you want some head real bad.

You get about 33 seconds. You ready? Ready for some more head? women's selfish as fuck want you to eat pussy till your ears lock up you can't even bring you ever eight pussy so long you couldn't hear no more

my nigga I gotta call you back I can't hear then leave you down there you have ate the pussy so long you had to pop your jaw back oh shit Oh, shit. Talking about your ass.

Knock your food on the floor. Evil, add one. Look, your niggas won't even look up right now. He's been able to even pussy since Ladd Thursday. He just finished on the way here. Huh? That's my wife. Oh, for real?

You're a good-ass lesbian. You found a bitch look just like a nigga. That shit, crazy. This bitch got a hat on and everything. She got all the nigger accessories, boots, a belt. Then hear them titties wet. What the titty's at, girl? He hid the shit out of them titty.

Got eight bras on, titty big and fuck. Catch that bitch at home with a double D. Out in public, no titties. Talking loud, shut up. You fuck about no lesbian. What? Ain't nobody mad. You think y'all do,

y'all think y'all did something about taking two awful pusses off the market. Y'all ain't the type of bitch that nobody in here won't. Ain't now a nigga in here saying like, damn, she were cute. Take that goddamn, defective ass, pussy. So, what they're gonna do?

Not give me some? I don't give a fuck. What I lost? Two best friends? I give less than a shit. I can't believe y'all laughing at this shit, bro. These jokes for me and that nigga up there. How you doing, Miss Lay?

You look like such a good lady, type of lady to curl her hair in the kitchen. Fuck with you. I know you got a little burn mark on your ear. What's your name? What's a little kill? You drive a kid? You don't have a kill? You single?

I knew it, by the little curled by your ear. That little ear curl let me know you were looking for a name. How long have you been single? God damn, we've been in jail or something? She said three years. Pussain't hit since 15. That nigger up there, my cousin.

I'm convinced. The rest of y'all fuck this ad. Them niggas over there like me. What is? What you're looking for in a minute? Somebody who treat their mother well? Hell yeah. You ain't gonna even get to see the nigger mama for a minute.

You stay optimistic. You think a nigga's just gonna, come here, let me show you how I treat mom. You're gonna be out here for a man. You're going to be out here for a minute. Your pussy got to be real good for a nigga introduce you to it, Mama. Mama, come here.

This is the one I was telling you about. Make that good macaroni. Suck there's her. You're going to get enough to introduce a nigga in the living room. It ain't never the nice ones that she's like. You can meet a chick with a collar. master's degree, her own business. She's got some money saved up.

She'd go to church every Sunday. That ain't even the one your mama liked. Your mama liked the bitch who low-killed stripper. Yeah, you introduced her to your mom on accident. Your mama caught you coming at the Walmart. Hey, mama, this kill. Don't look at me like that, Kea. All right, I'll leave your ass for bird nests, bird nests.

How you doing? You got some kids. You don't? I don't trust that. Why not? Why ain't got no kids? Why not? Why not?

Everybody, Birmingham, got some kids. Don't nobody believe in you? You proud of that? Mm-mm. Y'all ain't got good pussy. Good pussy women in here got a new to you old. Fuck you're talking about. Every nigga fuck her getting her pregnant on purpose.

Leave it in there. Leave it in there. I wanted a little boy. I want a little boy. Look at the good pussy women. They ain't even look up eating their chicken. Talk your shit, bro. Ma'am, who you in here with?

I'm hoping you wasn't here with your neck. You got all the teddy out, girl. I see the brown part. Every time you laugh, a little ariola pig guy. No, don't put them up. I appreciate it. It's inspiration keeping me going. I'm going to fuck about them people up there.

Them titties right there, long as I can make that little nibble poke out. I know I'm cooking something. Pull your hood on, bro. You're gonna be here for a little bit. Trying to hide them braids. You got them little bit ad braid. The best start right though, boy. Niggie braids look like a kick cat sitting up there.

Bro, wait to flash so you don't brave. He's going to give you the business. What's up, O.G. Got the blaze on. What's up, G? How you living? In here looking like a good father and shit. Like your son about the same

in the community college. You're digging? Yeah, no. All right. That's your lady. Yeah, yeah. Y'all fuck with the 85 South show. Be watching it at the crib.

I just don't believe you, my name. For some reason, I just think you was just looking for some shit to do and just ended up here. Who watched the 85 South Show? See, that's why I ain't believe you. You see how belligerent they got? You was too cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a nigga one of your uncle friends. Hey, hey, Randy in there. Tell him Steve's out here.

How you doing Miss Lader with the head rap? Selling that Nona juice. You got the head rap, your niggie got the dreads. Y'all take turn, greasing each other's scalp. Be sitting there listening to Jill Scott. Is it the way you love? Niggins with dreads, either be killers or computer geeks. Ain't no in between.

All right, we're getting ready to move on. I don't like how y'all judging me. Now, I had y'all until I got into the argument with the lesbians, and then y'all turned your back on me. I don't want it to be no aggression lesbian couples if y'all want to shoot some three-pointers or something after this. Take it to the court, sell out of beef. Kea, stop looking at me like that, I fuck your curls out.

Because you're looking at me with the eyes like, yeah, you can get it. I don't know if I want some pussy that's been off the market for two years, though. You probably need an ox cord to plug up to that pussy. That pussy ain't got no Bluetooth. I know, bro, I haven't fucked most of my life up, trust me. I know I had to live this shit. Shout out to all my niggas who buy the three pack of condom wear one and go raw the rest of the time.

You wore that first one like you was a good nigga, and then she believed you. Now y'all trust is up. Women got too much confidence and they birth control. They think because the doctor's been stuck the IUD in there they could just fuck all free. That ain't even for everybody. I had an IUD grab my dick like a tarantial, isn't it?

I'm pulling my shit out. I'm weighing the birth control. Now I'm walking around the house talking shit. You can get this dick. I'm on birth control. Got a damn IUD string all around here. I'm good. Shout out to all my niggas who come quick and blame it on her.

It's nut everywhere. You're not it. This is you, baby. This is all yours. That pussy wet. You see how people want to laugh, but they co-workers in here. Like they want to laugh, but they don't know the people they're sitting by, they have to laugh a little bit. I don't give a shit.

I got my money. Bro, where your day at? She ain't coming? You're going to, huh? You're at work. She's at work. You're just going to sit there by yourself. Bro, you look pathetic at hell.

Ain't none of this shit going to really be funny knowing your girl at work with her work husband. Laughing at some work shit. Ah, the bitch said, Susie in the email. Ah! You stupid! You stupid and fuck, boy! Send me those statistics and start playing.

Oh, I can't stand home. That shit hurt, don't it? Fellas, don't never try to find out if your girl cheating, bro. She is. Just make sure you good. See how quiet shit got? Stop investigating, fellas. She's cheating.

Trust me. And the niggins she cheated on you with is way better than you. The nigger taller. He got more money saved up. He exfoliate. A nigger will fuck about her feelings. He listens. He got two calls.

He don't even drive the other one. He's talking about getting that one to her. Look at these niggins like, bro, for real. Yes, he's a great nigger. Just know that you're lucky. Your replacement already been replaced. Look, a nigger, if that's your girl, choke that bitch. She doesn't let everybody know that your replacement is in there.

You what? You met her in the line? All right, bro, just know. Make sure you wear the rubber. She's going to have your ass standing in line for some results. They got athlete's foot now. Oh, let me stop, bro. Y'all didn't let me get too comfortable.

I feel like I'm at the crib. Sitting in the goddamn old-a-ed chel. Chell smell like segregation. They're gonna get a chair back to that white man, who they got, black man's sitting your chair. Bullshit, take it back outside. That chair's for white men only. Y'all want me to keep talking shit

that bring the rest of these things out, because I'll bring them back. They're gonna talk way more shit to me. Hold up, before I bring... Hey, Pimp, play me some real pimp shit, like on the guitar. You know what I'm saying? On the guitar.

We're down here in Hoover, Alabama. We're a dime cost of dollar. Ain't no easy wins down here in Birmingham. Yeah. Dedicated to all the women who've been single longer than 365 days. To that bad bitch who met a new nigger in the line. To my nigger who drove down here from the early service from Atlanta.

To my other nigger on the left side who keep getting accused of fucking these hoes and he really ain't doing shit but being a good faithful black men because black men don't even cheat. To my girl bird nest on the front. Who looking for a nigger with a great personality? Yeah. To my nigga, little braids, you thought I forgot, nigga? Hell no.

This just a funky-ass intro. Shout out to my nigga who girl at work. Don't worry about that shit, my nigga. Yeah. To the girl with the motherfucking hair rat with the knot in the front. Her nigga got dreds. He gonna slick his edges down while she's slicking her husband. why she's slicking hers down the night too.

Yeah, they're sharing dew rags in their house. Shout out to all my niggas who got their own crib, but don't have no towels. Nigger washing this nuts with a dish rag. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Carlos Miller, and I'm a magnificent motherfucker. I want to introduce you to my brothers. Me and this nigga right here,

we've been kicking off that old school shit on wilder now since they put us on. You know what I'm saying? All the way out of D.C. You know, that's the District of Columbia. Yeah, show some love, my nigga Chico Bean. You already know who the third member of this shit is. You catch this nigga all day, every day on MTV.

Host a TRL. That's the one you got to push in. He represent the west side of Atlanta. Somebody give me an ink pen or something. Some black folk shit. Anybody in the church know how to turn this bitch on? Send that tall white dude down here, bro. But don't let that fuck up the intro

because this nigga right here out the west side of Atlanta. He's a host every day of MTV, TRL. And if you did some fuck shit on Instagram, he probably roasted your ass. Show some love, my nigga D.C. Young Fly. Yeah. That nigga sang his ass off. There's a lot of single ladies in here, D.C.

Who ain't had a nigga in three, four years. That's how the youth path is to be. Take your time, brother. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, amen. Wow, wow, wow. Welcome to start on Laptists. With those little bitty braids Oh, take your hood off, nigger.

Take your hood off, nigger. Take your motherfucking hood off, nigger. I told you. Hey, fly. Didn't I tell you, that nigga Braves look like a kid cat? Y'all remember the whole snake game on that no kill phone?

I mean got a high school in this motherfucker. Oh, my God. Oh, shit, that nigg was able to get that hairstyle, but God, that's... They turn my mic on. Oh, my God. Chico, you see the praise. Oh, I have mercy. Damn.

Oh, shit. What? That nigger had him stole my phone. That nigg. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Lord have mercy. You didn't take it off now.

Don't put it back on, nigga. You know it. Yeah, just leave it. Hey, I would not approve, motherfucker. The braid, tight in hell. That nigga, eyebrow, way to fuck up here. Oh, my goodness. That shit hurt.

Somebody needs to say, oh, this nigga some bundles. You need some extra hair on the back of that. Fuck that. You need to shoot. You need to shoot whoever did that shit. That nigga needs some bundles, nigga. Oh, shit. Shout out to the lady who braided that shit.

I don't know how she did that. She stole your money. owe your money. Whoever bring that shit a finger strong in a bitch. I said, oh, finger strong in their bit. She had the grip, grip, strong in that bitch. It's the best, said spider grip. It's a bitch, say, spider grip.

Grip. Grip. Grip. Grip. Grip, grip. Grip, grip. Grip, grip. Grip, grip.

Grip, grip. Grip, grip. Grip, grip. Grip. Can you grip, grip, grip, let me see that grip, grip, grip, grip, can you grip, grip, grip, baby, can you grip, grip, grip, let me see your grip, grip, grip. Amen, we're going to pray for the brother in the front with the little bitty braids. Amen.

Amen. A lot of people said God can't, but I know God will. You two, my brother, can have some braids. You just got to have faith. And some grip, grip, grip. And some grip, grip, grip. Easy bit, spider, grip, grip, grip, yeah. Grip, grip, yeah.

Grip, grip. But can you grip, grip, grip. One more time, D.C. Can you grip, grip, grip, grip, grip, grip, grip, grip. Is he, bitty, spider grip, grip, grip, grip. Is he busy spider grip, grip, grip, grip. Who wrong with you? Everybody in Birminghamham.

Who wrong with you? Hey, D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. We got to get everybody. We got to get everybody. Everybody in Burmaham one time to respect the grip that it took to make them shit.

So Burma'am one time, Easy-Bincy Spider-Grip. It's he busy spider grip. That gripeas-Bin-Bincy Spider-Grip. She should have left away of. It's a bitchy spider grip. That easy-busy spider grip. She heard that easy-bizzy spider grip.

That is it-Bin-Spotter grip. Easy-Bin-a-Pi-Pi-S spider grip. It's it bitsy spider grip Issy bidsy spider grip That incy bitty spider grip She had that it's it bitty spider grip That mrs mrs That gritty.

That nigger be still in the pussy Don't worry about it Take that whip me How long that shit take, bro? Three days? Ain't take long It didn't take long You lying like a motherfucker

Nick that shit took forever That thing got Look like you got some dreads Lay down on the top of your shit Damn God, man What's your name, Grip? Doug

Nick a name Doug How are you, Doug? 19 11 Yeah 19 That means your scalp strong as fuck That's why that shit

Ain't bother you She was That nigga was like That nigga got up Doug you're like You're 19 Doug, there's some game from a nigga older than you, bro. If a girl ever tell you to do her first, then she's going to do you.

You ain't going to get done, bro. I don't want you to get tricked out here. Hey, he looked like the dude that Martin Lawrence and Will Smith scared on a bad boy, too. Shit, nigga, you at least 30. You at least 30. That grip. Leave Doug alone, man. All right, Doug.

I fuck with you. What cause to ski that egg lab? Oh, you ain't know his man's right now working for the mini league. He got them, do the... Who? He do the beans with the bill and shit. Popcorn.

Popcorn. Popcorn. We got hot popcorn nuts. My man be down there to the mini league. Yep. That's the popcorn, nigger? That's the popcorn, nits. The popcorn nuts, nigga.

Hot popcorn, get your popcorn here. Popcorn nuts. So if a nigga got even ten, you'll let them slide because you know the beer's two at all. That ain't what you do? What you do? He's like, nigga, that ain't, that ain't what I do.

Oh, so you're the nigger that's running the niggas to do the popcorn shit. You're like, yeah, put that in the bin. Everybody get three popcorns in the bin. Okay, you're the headquarter, okay. The popcorn coordinator. He's the popcorn coordinator. I see what's going on. They could be having meetings and shit about, hey, look, I need everybody to meet me at 1.30.

Can we have a group meeting right quick? So, from what I see, I feel like you guys have been giving away popcorn for free. Now, now, listen, listen, listen, listen, you know, I respect the fact that everybody got a job to do. But it's my job to make sure that your job is done right. Okay, okay. So I'm going to need you to charge everybody $5.95 for popcorn. Oh, hell not. So you're saying, we stealing?

Listen, I put my life on the line for this damn job. You motherfucker said, I'm stealing. Look, look, look. Look. Do you see how hard it is to go down these steps with this spin, nigger? Listen. Listen. Listen.

Listen. I'm not saying you don't do your job. Do you know how hard it is to come back up these? You say you want another popcorn? That's not what I'm saying. What are you saying, bro? I'm not saying that you guys don't do your job well. What's you saying?

I'm just saying you guys need to pay more attention to detail, all right? It's people in here that want popcorn and nuts. You deliver popcorn. than nuts. It's my job to make sure that the popcorn So you're saying they ain't giving them nuts? You're not giving them enough nuts. So you're giving them more popcorn? No, you're not. So you're trying to tell me how many nuts I'm giving? Yes, I am.

Bro, you ain't out there when I'm bussing nuts? When I'm out there on the hustle, bro, you just sit back and look at the paperwork, bro. You don't know what it's like I just slain nuts, bro. I got to need converses, niggas. Real talk. That's what you be doing. You'd be having had a meetings like that. You don't do that even. Well, you ain't in charge. You got to have a corporate mean, Nick. He looked like a little manned

I worked for the popcorn one time Two motherfucking scoops It ain't hard Shit I worked for the baseball league one time I was doing that same shit That why I asked you did they have Even change you

I used to be stealing like a motherfucker You got even change This shit $12 you got $10 You got a dub Ah shit You gotta get two That's crazy Every nigga I don't care who you is

If you're a nigga from the hood Even if you ate a nigga from the hood You'd have had a scheme before Look at everybody Like, every nigga, like, hell yeah. You know that shit real, because they ain't even say yeah. They were like, mm-hmm. Nigger, no, shit.

Mm-hmm. Damn-hmm. Damn 25. Nick, I'm going to get this little escrowal. Nigger. Nigger. Nigel feel good, making that little escrow 80. Boy, I feel like.

That's what, see, that's when you got to, you're a real one, because you know when to stop. When you're still in that work, you set your goal, then you quit. It's when you get greedy. Can't get greedy. Look at my nigga from the nook. He was like, right, my nigga. You can't, you can't steal a thousand. That's my house.

That's my house. Workplace is two weeks just long. If you go and planning on stealing 100, don't steal 150. Mm-mm. You was Gucci with the 100. You should have just stopped. This is how you got to do it. You can't go off the deep end.

You can't steal a thousand. You just got caught. Still a Hummel. Be there for three years. You had a hundred thousand. This nigg is stupid. Niggum up. Nigger wonder how you got a Porsche and shit.

Like, hey, my nigga, don't worry about that. A hundred of a day. Exactly. The pain goes away. Man, I remember my cousin was working. at the amusement park, six flags. Man, they was busing heads. When you go and play them little games

and you get them motherfuckers that dollar and they put that shit in the sack, they was putting their shit in a whole other sack, nigga. They was going back every day with $13. We're like, only 13 people played the game. Hell yeah, it was a slow day, gee. I don't know where the rest of that shit at. Hey, you ever pulled up in the window

at the fast food restaurant and realized they're stealing so you start adding extra shit because you know they can't put it in the register. Like you saw the nigger put the five in it. Yeah, I ain't get my pie either. either. Yeah, my frie's not in the bag. It always been a nigga in the back. And they got them drink, nits.

Hey, bro, no, don't pull out. Don't pull out. Don't pull out. Don't pull out. Don't pull out. Bigger, we got to go. We steal it. Fast food workers is be disrespectful in that window, my nigga. First of all, I don't know what's up with niggas in the cup of water. But these motherfuckers got the smallest cups behind that counter when you asked them for some water. You want a cup of water? Okay, here you go. I'm like, nigga, what the fuck? gonna do with this get some water or pay for a drink asshole like nigga what the fuck like this shit is crazy i'm trying to punish you for their bad decisions welcome to pretty private with ebony the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free i'm ebeney and every tuesday i'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you

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No nigga you gotta pay a quarter for extra sauce You gotta pay a quarter I ain't paying no goddamn quarter You crazy for McDonald's sold me 20 goddamn nugget for $1.99 Then gonna give me two goddamn sauce I slap all this shit off the rest Hey real talk

You gotta go hard about your shit To eat one nugget It's gonna be a choked the goddamn hell like you It's gonna be a quarter You got a double deal It's gonna be a quarter for another sauce But then what I hate though I just left change

I left by 80 cents. And I said, let me get an extra 100 months. That's 60 cent. Bitch, I just left an 80 piece in him. Don't try me. Then she's like, huh, and I got an extra 20. I'd be petting, like, going that carry up to get my 20 cent, bitch. Since you want to do that, I'm trying to help this broke-ass establishment.

And that's the thing. You got to be careful. My daddy is fuck. My daddy then made defaults that Chevron count the whole goddamn register down for $3. Chevron been shut down four goddamn hours. That nigga in there going on. Bitch, I gave you a motherfucking $20 dollar bill, bitch. You owe me $3 worth of gang.

The motherfucker pumped to stop those 17, bitch. We'll call the motherfucking people. I'd be right here by the juice. Know the nigga me ain't bidding when he put his leg up. He put the leg crossed like that. This shit is all right here. Yeah, this shit kind of decent. You should change colors?

Yeah, it sure did change. I thought it was all white. Uh-uh. This is the star dog. Oh, look at these nigg. You got to be on cocaine. any motherfucker. This is the stage

of five heartbeats performed when they first made it, nigga. I've got nothing but love for you baby.

I don't know that. I've got nothing but love for you baby. That ain't my era. I've got nothing but love

for you baby. Okay. You don't know that y'all, you don't know about that. I got nothing but love for you

baby. Can't say that but look. That was one that song. I hate that motherfucking soul. man what that was one of the saddies ever in the movie when them niggas had to sing that shit wasn't they in Alabama when they got poured over matter of fact

that niggas they got poured over Alabama had to sing that shit oh say y'all a singing group won't y'all sing chum niggins sung from the negro spiritual them niggas was like this i've got nothing but love for for you, baby. I've got nothing but love for you, baby. Nigger, nigger, that shit was sad as fuck. You just like, I ain't never going down there. Then you come to Alabama and see all these niggas.

It's like, oh, they was hiding y'all. Damn. That's why I keep saying. Then nobody had it harder than Negroes, bro. Oh, Negroes had it to hard. It was called Negro. The Negro? I don't think the Negro's era was...

Shut up, Negro. I think that hurt worse than niggas. Negroes headed hard. They had to march in church shoes, bro. Nick, I don't know how they do it. It wasn't never in a short way neither, bro. Skeeters were you ever thinking about that shit? Martin Luther King.

My fucking March from Birmingham to Montgomery. That's a long goddamn draft. Be walking with some church shoes and a bottle of water? Martin Luther King used to get carried sometimes like, hey, fuck that shit, nigger. Come on. They ain't gonna show them bitch. Hey, nigga, camera down, nigga, fuck that.

Hey, you know what made me have a respect for them, niggas? My car broke down one time, right? I used to have a Saturn view. That motherfucker used to break down like every other week, like a pay scale, nigga. And I had to walk home one night after a wedding, and I had them hard bottoms on, man. It was like a mile

and a half, my nigga. I was like, I don't know how Martin Luther King and them niggas did this shit. Man, my feet was on fire. I took my shoe off, nigga. Look, remember, I'm going to get you sucker when the nigga shit got the swelling up. That's what it felt like. I don't know how them niggas did that shit for it. I don't know fact them shit's hurt.

That's why when they started throwing the rocks, the niggas took the fuck off. They were like, shit, my feet been her and they got in it, got that way. They got the fuck off. They throw the rocks, Martin, let go on. I get mad watching the Civil Rights footage because they don't show all of it. They want to make you think that niggas ain't fight back.

It's the footage somewhere of some niggas whooping a German shepherds' ass. I'm talking about a hand off. Let the goddamn dog go if you want to. Let the goddamn dog. all go. Let it go. Okay, all right, let the motherfucker go then. How you had a dog flat? Oh!

You're going to tear your master back. How you let them go, D.C.? Let him go. Ah. I want to see that footage. Exactly. I just don't like how sad the music be from back in them times. I mean, just the, like, not going all the way back to the shit that niggas used to sing In them slave movies, them be the scariest songs. Like, if you heard that shit in the middle of the night and woke you out your sleep, Ligger, you'll be terrified.

And before I be a slave, I be buried in my grave. Like, nigga, hello? Hello? Nick, I just heard a nigga name Earl singing in my shit. Nigger, what the fuck is going on? Follow the drinking god. Like, nigger. Can you imagine, like, can you think you'd be a slave?

I don't think I could have did it, man. I'd be mad as fuck. I wake up the next morning all my nigger that ran off in the middle of the night didn't tell me shit. Now I got to work

twice at hard. Where's Chico in D.C.? I don't know, master. They followed the drinking. But you know a nigga trying to wake you up with your drunk ass. Loose.

Go ahead, bro. I see y'all in the morning. Go here, boy. Nah, a nigga wasn't talking like that. The nigga was talking shit. Nigga ain't got made all the nigga, but that nigga booed and shit.

Let go, let go, let go, let go. Let go, let go. I had them they got to run, so they don't make that all that noise. The nigga moving fast at him. Trying not to make no noise. Hey, man. Hey, man. That's what I said.

That's why Hurry and Tubman is the baddest motherfucker ever walked to planet. Hey, well, that's a big bitch, you got to be to escape from slavery and then say, you know what, I'm going to go back get some moll niggas. And then get them niggas out and be like, this ain't enough. I'm going to go back and get some more. Over and over again, that bitch was a gangster. Man, that bitch was a trap. With all the new technology, we're just finding out this year that Harry Tubman had a fat ass, and she was fine.

No, I wasn't. Every picture you're sure. That's what they want you to believe. Every picture you see her hair and tummy, she ain't cute, but it's always just right here with the rag on. Then I've got the new picture with the color. She got a fat ass. Yeah. Now I see why niggas was following her air well.

Black men are follow a fat ass anywhere. Where she goes in the morning? I'm going off in the morning. Shit, we're going off. That's yeah, it's just going from tree to tree. Hell yeah. Yo, this nigga, D.C. got the most... They definitely wouldn't have caught you, nigh.

The way you run, you run so smooth, I can't even make my feet do that shit. Do you not know how hard it is not to step on leads when you really trying to get the fuck on? D.C. the nigga that had to get away and lead you because you can't do this. Can't nobody else walk like that, nigga? You're going to walk like...

Yeah, exactly. Nick going to get caught. bro you know black folks even though in under the worst condition we'll make the best stuff you know niggins was out there picking cotton roasting all god damn day you know they all day oh you look at that nigga he ain't got me one foot hey coutah ah one leg have a laddie somebody push him exactly you know how fucked up that is man you had to come back on the field after they to chops your foot off me That's fucked up, nigga.

You didn't got your whole shit cut all. He's like, yeah. Looking at the nigger who told that when you don't. Oh, y'all niggas going to hell, bro. That shit tough. My ancestors laughed for a little bit of this shit. They laughed for them like a motherfucker. They liked it.

They didn't, them niggas in Alabama tell us saying that shit. We didn't came a long way. A long way. Usually the nigga, it was the 60s, a goddamn. One of them old white men with them. That big hat on the bin here. All right.

Enough of this goddamn congregating going on around this motherfucker. Listen here, guys. We don't mean to bust up the show, but violating the fire coat, so we're going to have to shut the whole thing down. They always say we're violating the fire code.

We're doing good. By lighting the fire coat, black attracts heat, so you might start a fire. It's going to make it at least 13 to 14 degrees hotter when the fire starts, so we're going to have to get you guys out of it. And we're going to have to use two trucks, and the other truck is down.

in mobile. Just for the safety of all the people involved down there, we're just going to get everybody out and try to, you know, it's going to be a huge ticket. It's really a fire code, man, and then you got the guy there with the little braids. You know how quick those will catch? Oh, my God.

Oh, those little blades, I mean, it'll catch fire so fast, man. That's how we got the news. Somebody called and said, hey, it's a little guy up there with some little braids. It's fire catchable. I mean, I'm not. That's exactly how it happened. I'm not here to spoil the fun.

But if we could at least just get the guy with the little braids up here by a door or something, we could. Yeah, we're going to have to move you closer to the door, man. It's rough out here. Look at Kia. She don't like none of this shit. Who was keeping her? Yeah, Kea. Oh, you with the girl that was eating ice cream.

No, he ain't with her. She'd by herself. She'd rather be on pricey right. No, they're together. No, but I'm saying she's by herself. They just rode together. Oh, yeah. Y'all together?

They're best friends. Both y'all together. Yeah, yeah. So you may tell me, you got that ice cream. then you're about to put french fries on top of that. You're a whole thing. You're a whole thing. You're a whole thing.

Listen. She said salty and sweet. You like salty and sweet? Freaky ass. Oh, I love me a big girl. Yeah. I'll tell you one thing. I'll let you all right to do it just so I can show you bitch.

There ain't about to scutter y'all. That's how you been. You got about two more bitch. You got to get up on me. Get on me. Get on me. Your pelvis, man. can even breathe.

Yeah, we're going to have to do that shit tomorrow. We're going to have to finish this. I don't think I can move. Bro, fucking the big women have you tired than the motherfucker, boy. And that nigga, D.C. look like somebody knocked him out of his wheelchair. You're stupid at him, man. And they look like somebody knocked him out his wheelchair. You got to let your leg be loose.

D.Z, move your legs, bro. I can't. Move your leg. Yeah, the Joe Swanson legs. Oh my god. Damn, I don't know her whole purse. I'm sorry, but here you go put that bag of it up. Alright, put that bag of it up.

Damn, is that her purse? I was gonna go sleep on that pillar. Damn, that purse made out of Elmo, nigger. Let me see that motherfucker. God, damn, let me see that. She got a column in her purse. Whoa. She got a column in a purse.

This is a duress, though, but I can't fuck with that. I can't fuck with that. Yeah. You know, I'm a motherfucker balder when they go in and say, now I need my shit made out of Elmo fur. I can't get no other type of fur. This shit, beautiful. You made this yourself? You know you're going to get some pussy if your girl got a person like that.

Oh, yeah, you got to fuck with your person. Oh, I ain't like them other bitches. But what is this then, bitch? This person, I'm going to get you spent. That goddamn purse. You need a Michael Coors purse, bitch. Go to church. They wouldn't be bound.

He'll booze you. You see how they were laughing when you drugged yourself out? under the big girl. These people know exactly when they don't fuck the shit out you. I have to bring that shit to life, man. They'd be laughing why a nigga's sleep. They'd be looking at you taking pictures. Look at it.

I'll fuck the shit out of him. She's talking about a smile. Ladies, quick question. Do y'all, y'all take pride and fucking the shit out of nick? Tell the truth, don't you? When you fucking shit out of that,

Nick, he's just laying down like a big-ha-ha baby. I'd be trying to figure, like, sometimes when I be fucking girls, I'm like, but I fuck her, did she fuck me? I'm like, she did a little song. but I did majority of the movement, you know. So when do y'all fuck us? How do y'all determine? How do y'all determine if you fuck?

We fall asleep immediately, no, bitch. I was high. Oh, yeah. That's the real shit right there. I had to bust another and go to sleep, man. Fuck you're talking about us. That's the thing. You only remember going to sleep.

You just remember waking up. No, what the fuck? It's 9.30 at night. We was fucking at two. You don't went to sleep, not a nap. So I didn't want to know. When do y'all say that y'all fuck us? Like, how did y'all know?

not going to sleep because that's not going to work for me I'm tired all the time y'all don't know any ladies ain't nobody been fucking shit all y'all ladies in here with boyfriends oh y'all was just saying we be yeah so we all the bids that were doing that shit yeah why y'all hold that now

y'all don't know she like did bitch how do we know we be fucking if you ain't never fell a slick with a condomone she would last last longer to us anyway bitch that ain't okay she said because we last longer than they do y'all be talking shit sometimes too you know damn well you don't want to fuck again you just want to fuck with a nigger confidence come on baby do it again bitch no my balls are empty what you don't get what she said women don't know how to count fuck time that's true they don't get you credit for all your fuck time fuck time start as soon as you get

naked once we both all way naked that's all fuck time yeah and y'all want to do goofy shit like before you give a nigga to pussy just sit there and just play with a nigga dick the whole Don't touch you wasting right there. Don't touch me, bitch. My dick's sensitive. I'm ready. When I say I'm ready, let's go now. Now.

Now. Anything else? No, bitch. Don't grind on me. Don't do none of that. This could be. This Sunday, this is one of the freak-ass days of the week. She said when we last-

You ever had a business to play with you all night? You dig your dick on hard. And as soon as you get the pussy, you come quick. Shit, it is what it is, bitch. My dick was hard at 9. You fucked me at 2. Yep. We don't watch three episodes of sports.

sitting in here bullshit and you mad, bitch. I've been mad for five hours. Fuck you're talking about. Hard dick, you plan, not right now. Maybe want you to feel guilty about this shit. Nope. Mm-mm. You feel guilty about coming quick, blame it on her.

That's you with that good-ass pussy. Ain't nobody tell you to do that. You brought this good-a-puss over here and expect me to just land long. I'm not rocking. I like, I don't care. Who are you going to tell? I lie.

I deny it. This is when you kill them. All y'all bitch is lying. on y'all pussy. Okay, I got you. Nobody would never know. That's why I, you know what I mean? I can't, I'm one of them niggas.

I salute to all the niggas that got a strong pull-out game because I don't. My shit is weak than a motherfucker, nigga. My shit weaker than this couch, I guarantee it. Because I always misjudge whatever the last pump going to be,

I can't, I mean, I got a count down I don't know if niggas do it, But I got a countdown. I start from like 10, like 10, 9. And ladies, I'm going to tell you. A lot of y'all think y'all know when y'all man about the nut, but you don't. You think you know because he's shaking and all type of shit like that. That ain't it.

That nigger probably got a cramp in a toe that he ain't even no work. And he's trying to work his way through that shit. This is how you know your nigga about the nut. When he hitting that motherfucker, bow, bow, bow. And all of a sudden, he stopped and say, this shit good to the motherfucker. I ain't anybody. You like this shit, don't you? Look at me.

Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Shit. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. I love you. I love you. You my motherfucking baby. I love the shit out you. Ooh shit. Oh shit. That make about the nut like a motherfucker. He's trying to talk his way through that nut, nigga. That's what he doing. Nick. Now, I always did. I go 10. 9. Ah, shit. Yeah. God damn. I'm so glad you came to visit me. You hungry. God damn. They got these furry red purses. That is true.

That is true. I get you one of those. Ah, seven, six, five, ha, four, three. Oh, shit. Then y'all always ask that dumb-ass question. Did you nutting me? Go check. You'll see. Then y'all be liking that shit, ladies. That's the thing.

You be in there. Oh, my God. It's a lot coming out. I know, bitch. It was a lot in there. You got all of it. Did you nutting me? I just nutting in both of us.

Exactly. Got nothing coming out. Your leg and my leg. It's nut everywhere. On my shoulder, on the fan. It's on the ceiling fan. I'm trying that's a horrible experience, man. Sound like you're trying to land a plane.

You ever had that shit where you're just making noise, ain't got shit to do with the... Ooh. Ha ha. What? Oh. Shit. My shoulder locked.

Sound like you were conned, nigger. Uts us. U. Fuck that. I'm pulling out. Right there. Nobody not better be in reach either. I don't know.

I don't look around. When I pull out, I just pull out. So somebody there, blah. Block. Block. I'm pulling out. It'd be fire, too, to watch their face. Yeah, there's a nut on the girl.

She don't know you about to do it. Oh, my girl. Yeah, that's the meaning that. Ah, ha, ha, ha. This, shut up, ain't about some nut, bitch. For real, that pull-out shit, man, I'm just, I didn't have, every time I didn't try it, nigga, I feel horribly, man. And this, I'd never forget, like, just change my perspective on pulling out. Like, my baby mama.

You know what you gotta start doing. Listen, I'm going to tell you some shit. This is some real shit, man. It happened to me to traumatize me, nigga. Thank you, D.C. Story time. So me and my baby, me and my baby mama fucking, right? And she on top.

And, you know what I mean? You know, when y'all get on top, ladies, you like to, you know, get busy, show a nigger, show out. So we're doing a, we plan the pullout game. She's riding the dick and I'm like, nigger. You know, ladies, like I said, you think when you're a man shaking, when that nigger leads go from like this to just, ha, shit. Straight out, I'm like, ha, I think I'm on the nut, baby.

She's like, no, you're not. I'm like, cool, ha. Because you want to be a man. I'm like, all right, keep going. Ah, shit. Nigger, she got the bouncing on my shit. I'm like, I'm out of the nut. She's like, right now?

I'm like, yeah, I'm out of the nutter. She's like, really? I'm like, get your ass to fuck up. Nigger, swear to God. She jumped off my dick. I looked down and nutted in my own face, nigg. Nah.

Ah. Ah. Ah, shit. Ah, shit! This the motherfucking story, nigga? That, nigger. That happened. That happened.

That is a true story. Fuck that. I ain't let nobody else tell her. Nick, that's what I'm saying. I couldn't be mad at her, nigger. She laughed me out. And to this day, if we ever act like we're about to get into something, she was like, all right, nigger.

Fuck around, nut on your face. And chill out. But the thing is, how long did you wait until you got some pussy kept? That shit, skied in your face to get a way some years. Nah, you remember. You didn't, everybody. Everything shit was backed up. That's what let you know you getting old.

When your nuts stop having that range on it that it used to have. Like fellas, you remember back in the day, you would be able to just, ha, ha, ha, ha, think you dig, bah, wow, ha. Shoot the fire fire up. You can hit everything you were talking about. Watch me shoot it on the light bulb. Like Spider-Man, Nick. Well, yeah, you know, type of this y'all niggins got. Y'all niggins tripping, man.

There ain't no shit. No, you better enjoy being young, my name. That's what lets you know you're getting older when you go to... I'm 30-something. Sometimes I busts nuts. I don't know where they're at. Every nigger here 30-something and tell you don't know what... Well, where's that?

You walk in the bathroom, that shit on the bottom of your foot. Exactly. I don't know how I nutted on the bottom of my foot. Exactly. I ain't even see it come out. It's a surprise to me, too. That's what I'm saying. Let's go through a version of menopause too.

When you bust that nut and it just come out and run down your own dick and hit your balls, you be like, oh shit, no, nigga, what the fuck happened? My shit ain't got no distance on it no more. You're going through menopause, nigga. You get out the game. That nigga said he don't know where you're nut at. Well, that's hilarious.

That's scary, too. Could you imagine that, thing? You bust a nut and you know what nobody around and you get to looking for the motherfucker? You through fucking, you'd have made the bed up and everything. You still ain't found this nut. Where is this nuts? It's on your back the whole time.

You don't need nothing. It's in the glob on the back of your t-shirt. I smell it. I smell it. You don't know where that shit goes on. Exactly. Shout out to all the ladies in here, that squirters who only want to squirt on your side of the bed. That's hilarious.

Niggie got the flu laying in the west butt. I love me a squirrel. A man with the fan on. Now you got the goddamn flu. Them some real niggas right there. They didn't have the flu from laying in the west by right. Right. So he said two times, niggum.

And I ain't got no health insurance. You don't have the flu? Nigger that pussy. Niggins look like the oldest off the temptation. That's what you look like. I'm gonna ask y'all the question. We're gonna try to settle this right now on the 85 South Show. I'm gonna get my brother.

Settle this shit. Is squirt piss? Yes it is. Look at her. It is. I'm a squirt on y'all. Ladies, do y'all know that we don't give a fuck just long you do it. Trick us.

We're stupid. We men. Trick us. Go home the night and pee on your nigger. Watch how your relationship go up a level. That nigger fall right back in love with you. He's going to announce when you come in Walmart. Ladies and gentlemen, my baby's coming in.

Hey, nigger. I thought you was about to do that shit like the nigger from the circus. Ladies and gentlemen. All the way from Birmingham, Alabama. It's wet, wet, my baby. It better not be yelling, nigga. Fuck you're talking about. I don't want no bitch to pee on me.

He's stuck at that nigga, say, it smell like piss. That nigga, he just had to flip. That nigga, I know what it is. Ladies, y'all stay away from that nigga. That's the type of nigga who'll be smelling the beard. Give me a rag. Give me a rag.

That's a nigga who'll be smelling the beard once you get up. That shit be burning. D.C. Ah, shit, bitch. What the hell that is there, bitch? No goddamn squirt, miss. Give me a rat. Ha.

Hold up. I know your neighbor got one. Yo! God. Damn, what that is? Stupid. They went down there. Dukeie down there.

Oh, my God. This is the 85 South Show. This is the podcast for all the women who squirt, but they know they're peeing on the nigger. We ain't mad. Fuck that. You mad. Who me? No, I'm just, you said, fuck that.

No, I'm just saying. I mean, it is what it is. If it's pee, man, you know, shit. That's some nigger's shit to say right there. I mean, you know, what I mean? Fuck it, you all right? Shit happens. If anything, if I need this bitch, come

give you out of jail, she knows what's happening. I'll be on the phone like, bitch, you peeved on me. Bitch, you owe me one. Go ahead and drop that little 2,000, y'all. Come on get a nigga. Fuck you mean. All right, baby. All right, babe.

Hey, I got like 10 more minute, though. What you doing? Niggas always talk like that when they try to make light of a situation. I mean, yeah, it's a old car, nigga, but it's running. Give me where I need to go, nigga.

I ain't really tripping it is what it is, bro. You better be thankful. You're from the hood, but he better be thankful. Trying to live up to these dope bars who ain't really got no money living on the couch. That's how they got money. It ain't got no room.

People don't ever realize that. Do you realize the whole movie paid in full Mitch lived in the house with his mama? The whole time. All that money, all them beemers and all that, that nigga lived there home with his mama the whole time. Yeah, they lived in New York. He had to help with that rent.

What rent? That nigga paying taxes on that bitch for the year. That shit was been paid up. Yeah, it was on Section 8, especially in the 80s. Most dope dealers live with their grandma or their mama anyway. Look, and she knows because she can't. She stayed with the nigga. Exactly.

Bitch, you're in the basement. Shut your stupid ass up. That nigga coming up. Grandma, give me a rack. Ah, shit. This thing. peat on me. You go get out of my grandma's house, that stupid ass shit. Don't you talk about her, D.C. That's my type of woman.

She said they show do. She'd be mad as fuck. All right, we great. Go to the crib. Cool. You got a creed on you and get an attitude. You peed on me so in the fuck. You said you like freaky shit. So you got it. Y'all, I do a little damn. What that dad do at the end? That she was since you those real talk. I'm glad y'all laugh at them lesbian girls

tried to jump on me early. Which lesbian girl? What, what? You don't even know she a lesbian. What is? Oh, I thought that was a nigger. Oh, I thought that was a nigger too. Well, you're doing a good job, ma'am.

You got that shit down back. I told you. You're doing a great job. I told you he didn't want no smoke. I thought that was a little webby in this month. I was like, oh, shit. I and D-E-E-N-D-N-T. Police.

Go get your ass out of the call like, sir, this is not you, okay. Like, that is me. Yeah, she tried to start some shit earlier, bro. What's he do? What's she saying? Now, she's trying to check me because her girl would, hey, yelled out some shit

and we were going back and forth. And she was like, this, my wife. Yeah. She ain't said it like that. Yeah, she did. She did my wife. Yeah, you fuck around. But the crazy part is, Lozzi.

She pissed on her. She's going to turn right back into a girl. Oh, my God. Baby, why would you do that? That's when the girl going to come back. Piss all in my face like that. You know real lesbian don't walk the same when they're naked.

They're what? Uh-uh. The dikes don't walk the same when they're naked. How do they walk? They turn feminine. They'd be like this thing. We need to get D.C. a TV show where he just showed different types of walks, a nigga.

He did the slay. They got all the walks. They got all the walks. D.C., time out. Let me show you how good this nigga is. D.C. Do the pop. going to walk.

All right, now, D.C., do the slavery, get away, walk. All right. Do the dyke butt, neck, and walk. Look at that. Look at that. This nigga talented is in.

Fat-ass-ha booty. Fat-ass booty. Y'all, um, big old booties. Now, this is a question that I have, you know, I mean, for you. And this is a real question. Like, I'd be wondering this shit. Like, what you do, like, when, like,

when you get, like, cramps and shit on your period. Like, you just get more, like, what do you, what you do? They be getting cramps together. Hold on, hold on, bro. She just told her the truth one time. She said I'm still a real question because, you know what I mean? I got a home girl that's gay and she like got mad at me one time, right? She over the, it's a true story. She over the crib. And she was like, man, my shit hurt. I say, what? You ate something? She was like, nah, a nigga fitting to come on his period. I'm like, what?

Oh, well, my mama got some pads downstairs. She's going to talk about I don't use them. I'm like, what, what the fuck? I didn't think you used nothing, nigga, what the fuck? What I was supposed to do? I'm trying to help her out, and she wouldn't explain this shit to me. So since we don't know each other, I figured you can help me help her. She said, man, I don't know, my nigga.

I just take some might all, smoke a blunt, nigger, and do some push-ups. That's the best thing I happen for me. Bro, you got a gay home girl? Hell yeah. I got a gay friend. She's cool a couple of them. You with the gay home girl. She cramping and she said, hey, bro, this shit might sound weird, but, uh,

She'll hold a bitch. You feel me? Like a bitch didn't really want to be held, you know what I'm saying? I don't know foo shit, bro, I'm like, no. You like to be what you want to be held? Like this thing just come hold you one time, make the pain go away, rub your stomach. Like, nigger, rub my stomach real quick, man, right here. I thought the nigga got their hair cut.

I thought that was quick, motherfucker, that's it. Do y'all ever discuss, like, bringing some dick to the relationship? She said, I got enough dick. Not an option. I got a draw full of them, motherfucker. But they need to have a TV show with, like, lesbian relationship. So we can be like, ah, hell, no, they be doing that stupid-ass shit. Yeah, so you can learn.

I feel you, yeah. You just snuck that hood back on, too, nigga. I feel you. It's all good. He was planting that shit. Now it's the perfect time. Hey, the nigger was sneaking. That nigg was a...

Exactly. That nigger was like, oh, he's talking to the gay girl about cramps. Perfect time. The nigga tried to slide back up like a new nigger. These niggas ain't see me. All right. Kea, you all right? You good?

She only knows she yet. She don't. I thought you would take me to Dave Chappelle. Oh, people, I always think they're going to see Dave Chappelle. Kea, your name, Kea? Yeah, that's here. Kea look like the type of woman fuck you to that Anita Baker, nigger, niggas. La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Oh, shit, I think I'm about to make love. This motherfucker. Wanted to a Catholic church. That's what you did. That's what Anita Bega sing. Like, she sang, she had that voice, like a motherfucker, an old Catholic. La-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, no, no.

Mm-hmm. I change. Need me no fucking fans. Oh, no. Oh. And no. Fuck shit outta. That's up in there, Bob.

Told you. Told you by playing with a young, nigger, girl. I got it, this thing is that fucking fast to the need a baby. This is stupid in head, yeah. Oh, my God. I think y'all niggins fuck fad just to see a bitch face like. Nah, you just got that energy. Yo, y'all, y'all that shit, talk that shit, talk that shit.

You remember like, like, man, Loz, when we were talking about that, Lose, how good getting pussy used to be, like, how excited you used to be to get pussy? Bro, you used to be able to do all kind of shit when you were young, fuck all fast and hard, then you get older, your nuts hang too low to fuck fat like that. I think they just get those things, though. Nigger, you've been in bust three nuts. Literally, my ball's long like a German shepherd. When I fuck from the back, I had to scoop them. Nigger, time out. Time out.

This is my old niggins shit. Before you sit down, you got to make sure your balls ain't under you. Time out. My niggum. My niggas just said. Nigger, fuck around and sit on one of them nuts and feel like you're in labor. Hey, bro, you ever sat on one of them? Oh, that Shaw Paine shoot up to your brain?

My cerebral cortex is hurting. This thing, he was fucking a bitch from the back and hold his own nuts, grown niggins, no, you got to, your nuts don't never stop growing. What you doing? Why are you on my balls, baby? Chill out.

Shout out to the ladies who like them grown women balls. No, you got to cup them up. Some ladies like them all day I have to work balls, not them fresh out of the chat. They're grown women balls. Yeah, grown women like them. Been working on the truck all day. in the yard balls.

Like, you better bitch we have some grown women balls. Niggick, if I see some girl woman balls, me. No, balls for grown women. They like the, uh, nigga been cutting grass all day putting in a transmission type balls.

That's how that nigga face looks when you see some balls, Hank. What that bitch that was in the bathroom? Where's she go? Don't walk up on me, bro. Don't walk up on me, bro. You retorting on me, bro. I don't know if this little camera been on, but we got some footage.

Man, that shit, Ben started working battery, Ben died. They go around getting these tips, y'all better hurry up and get them. A couple people already got half their ass out of the seat. Everybody get a bite of here. They're like, Carlo, they don't need to come on with that lad. A little joke. Come on to get the fucking... And they got boo-boo.

Sitting in there with the... We lit. Bubble guts, man. Y'all got a bell. Oh, ain't nobody going to have the bubble guts like her name. Listen, she didn't fart it in that chair We ain't even gonna be able to use that motherfucker next show Something smells funny in here

That chair she was sitting in ice cream French friday That's a hell of a combo She's a freak Her stern wheel got that little fur on it I know her hands get sweaty all the time Bitch why you're hands sweaty all the time I don't know what's happening Who for real was eating ice cream and French frat

She ate ice cream She had a whole Sunday It wasn't a regular ice cream She ain't have a scoop She had cherries and chocolate and peanuts She bowed It's a brownie Sunday Listen, I'm just surprised that you being

A Negro being able to eat milk That's crazy That lactose shit is real Anybody else in here lactose Nigger, look at my man Say y'all, y'all stupid-a-nick hey I eat milk stupid-ass And I love cereal

Cron, good it fuck Exactly It's your ears, nigga Now you eat the cereal round, nigga That lactose boy I'd be mad as a motherfucker You know how much I love cereal, I can't eat That shit, man.

Can't eat that shit. Only on weekends. Not even on weekends. Not even on weekends. Nah. You ain't some cereal Thursday night. You ain't shit yet. You're nervous all next week.

You don't know when the shit coming, but you know it's coming. That shit hurt, bro. You might not shit the Tuesday morning. Sir, you'll get good in hair around, niggins and lactose. I don't know. I can't, man. And I try to push through cereal sometime, nigga, and every time my stomach be like, mm-mm, okay.

I'm a black man. Uh-oh. Last time I had some lactose. I thought I was going to get served. I know, it feel like that. My shit be like that when I eat Popeye. Every time I eat Popeye, I don't tell my it don't matter if I smell Popeye. Damn, I should have went the other way.

I should have went the other way. What are you playing booty-shacky music? No. He said, Papa, that's what I'm told about. To get that shit lit. It's a soldier boy beat. Oh, that came out here in fur with that little ugly brayed. Boy, that nigga thought you were cool.

Oh, my dick. Go kill him. Now, now, brave me up. I'm going to the little comedy show. Hey, hey, I ain't leave out of the house. Hezzi. Oh, my bitch, go killer! Let the show head first.

It is him. Boy, that nigga had fucked up. Hey, if you was my friend, I let you know. Every time you're about to hit the door, I'm like, put on a hat, bro. Hey, put on a hat, bro. If I was your friend, I let you know every time you're about to hit the door. Hey, my nigga, put on a hat, bro. Put on a hat, bro.

Put on a hat, bro. Put on a hat, bro. You seen them braids. You know they wasn't good. That's why you sitting indoors wearing the motherfucking hood. In the hood. Put on a hat, bro. Put on a hat, bro.

Put on a hat, bro. 10-4. We need a nigga with a hat down here right here now. Bring about three hats. I don't know what size you wear. 7-1-8. 7-3-8. Hold up.

You look like you got a big head. Let me get an 8-1-8. Just bring a fit it. Just bring a fit. Y'all ain't shit, bro. That nigga out of a head of a third basement. Ugla, that, boy. Huh.

Strike. That nigga play baseball good at hell. Strike. You know we play baseball at? Where that nigga sell popcorn and nuts? That's my cousin out there. Oh, shit. That's how y'all treat the customers, man.

Whoever brandy here has sold, they club, these couches. Bro, they don't give a fuck about us. We got a piece of a sectional. I'm wondering what the rest of it is. Two parts, missing. Off her up. This is what alpha-up Alabama looked like. You've won nothing.

You said you want to be on the prices, right? Hey, Charlie. Ah! Oh, my God. Bro, what the TV doing, bro? I ain't know we were having a giveaway. Make sure they'd be at work. They had niggas do when they're stealing out of the nigger house.

Let me make sure they bit work. Hurry up, nigh out, niggas, just look out the window, niggins shit. Let me see, I gotta make sure they'd be at work. We can't celebrate a bro, TV, nigga, nigga. Go in the car, go crank the car, go create the car. I don't think it'd be at work, dog. Hurry out, nigg. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, new walk, new walk, new walk, new walk. New walk. New walk. You see that? New walk, nigga. Whole new walk. Take a TV walk. That nigga is a legend. Hey, man. That's exactly how that nigga walk that's still. They got them walks down, nigga. D.C., walk back out here. Show them. Show them to still a TV walk one more time. Hey, man. I'm not stole it now. So this stuff, I'm trying to sell it walk.

All right. I'm trying to sell a walk. Look, now, before I bring the TV out, now, you know, you're going to buy it for real. Oh, I ain't got time. Now, you ain't going to buy it. This shit worked, my name. I can show you videos that are working. You want to see it, I plug it up at the house right here. Look, it worked.

So if he ain't going to buy, I ain't going to, you're going to buy? How much it is? How much you got? 3.325? I do it for 3 home. Yeah, I do it for 3. You going to buy? Let me see what?

You got three home? Let me do. One, two. Two, 220. Come on, man. Stop playing, man. Stop playing, man. Stop playing, man. Two-twenty.

Don't worry about it. You gonna buy, bro. Hello. You gonna buy it for real. I got a nigga on line, they're gonna buy. Let me see. Fort and sixty, three. Alright, three-hundred.

I'm gonna call you right back, bro. Over your truck. Open your truck, bro. All right. Walt D.C. Walt D.C. Open you truck, bro. Oh, don't you truck, bro.

Oh, don't you drop, bro. Oh, my. Hey Hey man, this is the 85-7-7-0. Oh my God. Thin can't get caught with that TV, both! Oh, my God. Oh, be a truck, bro.

We got any questions before we dip set. Y'all good. Did you learn anything? Hey. Was this educational? Hey. Little braids. I wish I could change that nigga hairstyle like 2K.

style like 2k let me get on fade right quick let me get up oh let me up let me see yep uh-huh right change this nigga eyebrows oh shit huh oh you just want my head situation to be fucked up because his is huh you can't have my hat thing you like my ball head you like you with that nigga that's her that's your sister oh yeah oh well yeah yeah you're On the low, you braided his hair for him, dude? Yeah. He worried the shit out of you. That's crazy.

Be soot. That ain't going to take that shit out in the car, man. I just realized. I didn't know that shit. That's a good one hand, too. That's a hood all one time. Hey. I didn't realize what your braids look like.

Your braids look like Timberland shoe strings. That shit crazy is a motherfucker. You stupid. Just hold your head down like this. Yep. Black Timmy. He's going to be in a Miss Elliott video. Oh, that's that Omarion B2K Braes right there.

It's a Mervipin Nipin-Yat. Touch! You remember when Missyelli said that, it's a Nurephibbitt. That's what that is. That's a Nurember Nippa, Dan, Dumbipa. That's a very remember Nipuanyat right now. Ah, it is a man. Man, you booze, man.

You ain't tried to buy no TV. You boys. You had the remote, bro. Oh, there it is. again to walk. Listen, if you ain't learned nothing else, you'd learn four different walks tonight. Oh, my God.

Everybody's going to be, going to be walking to their car. Baby, do the slave walk. Oh, you know somebody still is here going to do all the walks that. Hey, man, thank y'all for coming out to the 85th South show. Thank y'all.

Hold up one second, bro. Y'all do us one favor, man. Y'all let everybody know you came out and had a good time tonight. Put that shit on social. man go on YouTube and catch up on all the episodes of the 85 South show go subscribe follow us on everything man we love this it's independent man y'all continue to support this hey we're gonna continue to if you want a fucking famous niggins you can do it today

yep she'll line up let me know him i'm taking votes cut it off jailing what you're gonna tell him yeah i just want to uh before we go shit got deep dude honor you in honor of you my brother All you've been and all those braids have been for us. One more time before we get out of here, Birmingham. What did she have to have a braid that shit? That grip, grip. Insie Bissy. So we're going to do it one time. She had that itsy Bissy Bidcy Spider Grip that

she had that Missy Bissy Bitsy Spider-Grip. She had that Incy Bissy Spider-Grip. Issy Bicy Spider-Rap. She had that itsy Bitsy Spider-Grip. Grift. Grit.

You eat her chicken? What are you, what is she? Niggas, she looked like she's holding that for you to stick your nuts in it. That's what I'm about to do. Put your balls in the basket, DC. That's what I'm trying to tell. Told you these ladies was freaking. She gonna be calling the home girl.

Yes, girl. Hey, DC over here. Had a whole basket of dick. Yeah, the nigger had a whole basket. I thought with Alabama. This real ass state right here. right here, boy. It's a real... Yeah, man.

And y'all showed us so much love, man. We just want to say thank y'all for setting out the second show of the night, man. My name is Chico Bean. I'm moving down here. Oh, look, I'm moving down here. Oh, you're moving down here? Time. We found me a two-bedroom for $1.50 a month. Yep. Yep.

You'll be able to... You can count me in, nigga. And me too. We're going to be living right under the lady to braid his hair. Yeah, oh, we know you. It's a busy spider grip. That's what it is. That's that you're never many big one yet.

One more time, B.C. I said, Nogh, we need to be win yet. Hey, but for real, Birmingham, we love y'all, man. Thank y'all for y'all support. Appreciate that, Burmah! If you got a VIP ticket, we all, we're going to get in the VIP room? Yeah, we got the VIP tickets.

D.C., I'm walking off like the popcorn, Nick. Yeah, y'all. You know your ankles ain't that. Yeah, I know you old, then. That's an ankle with a pop, for real. My shit. My shit. My shit, going to hurt tomorrow.

Nigger will be going to walk dragging his foot off. Thank y'all, man. Thank y'all, everybody, for coming out. If you have a VIP ticket, can y'all raise them here real quick so we can think we's here? Oh, wow, that's about. All right, cool. Because it sure looks to me like, them niggas ain't playing. Them niggas ain't playing.

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