The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Steve Harvey Roast Session + Charlotte Stand - Up Comedy | Ep. 136

Episode Date: June 23, 2018

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I can really say that. I study this business carefully. I've watched it for a long time. These three dudes right here are the three young lines patrolling the block. as we speak. These are the next great ones. If they stay together, this is king level stuff I'm talking here.

First of all, the one and only, he is the host of MTV's TRL, also on Wild and Out and a host of other things we're going to talk about today of one and only DC Young Fly. Good morning!

What's up, y'all? Also from Wild and Out, all these Wild and Out boys and trivia takedown. Please welcome. Number one and only, Chico B. Thank you. Yeah.

Chico. Yeah. He's in here. And from the Kevin Hart, uh, comedy specials. I like those, man. Just Kevin, Kevin Hart. Laughal loud comedy specials. And from the all-deaf comedy jam series on HBO,

please welcome Carlos Mello. Loz. Lo, yeah. Hello. Hello. These are the three young lions patrolling. I can, I can say that. I can get.

Give them that, fellas, how y'all doing today? Man, we good, oh, what's up? I'm good morning, oh, gee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, legend status. Yeah, I take statis. Yeah, I appreciate it. D.C., how you holding, man? Hey, man, this is it just a blessing to be on here, man.

This, this, did that Steve right here? Did that one right here? Oh, Steve! They are so crazy, C. No, I've actually sat with D.C. a few times at Family Feud on breaks and he's come on my talk show I saw this in him

but I saw this in all three of these dudes man I met Chico Beam my son introduced me to him and I said I started following him I follow all these cats man and Carlos Miller and I just said wow these three dudes got it man Carlos a beast

yeah that's the OG man most definitely we just sit back and watch him do anything we just learn man for real yeah but together these guys they are the host of 85 South podcast and they start on the new season of Nick Cannon's Wild and Out,

which I could never do. Yes, you could come on, you can never do. Matter of fact, not that you got to come on the show. I can't do it, y'all. Man, we got you. I can't do you speed hard. No, no, man, y'all be going, y'all be bridging people.

Y'all go hard, man. Yeah, y'all let people go up for the rebound, then bridge them. That y'all. Right. Hey, man, that's what we do. Yeah, but y'all ain't going to do my uncle, though. That's what I'm going to have me.

This thing, though, this is he home with the greats. I understand. That's what we learn from. He can't take, y'all, y'all know how y'all go in and the mama jokes could come out. He can't do that. He can't handle that. No, see, I mean, you can say, you can say what you don't want to be said. Yeah, but he'll take his bill off and everybody ass on there.

All y'all y'all got to answer. Everybody. He really should come on there. That'd be the dopeest, man. That'd be probably the dopeest show we probably had. Come on, man. Kings are coming on the while and out. Yeah, cross-in-what?

Who? Who was on there? Yeah, it was on there. And it was not pretty. It was not pretty at all. It was not pretty. Your old-ass-out-old. Your young-ass boys.

But y'all don't understand the celebrity already have the advantage. It don't matter what y'all say, the crowd going to go with y'all because it's y'all, we got to come up with all the, like, head, the fire that. We get booed, me. That would be like, no, we don't want to hear that. Yeah, but things, y'all are there next week.

All you got to do is say, my, my, my, my tattooed like a root. He went crying in the O.D.C. Like, for real, bro, for real, he just went crazy. Sometimes it don't be that funny. I'm like, he went crazy, y'all. Somebody hit you in the head with a banana. Yeah. It don't matter what the joke is.

They run over and over again. You're here, oh, you think you'd be like, ah, I guess they killed me. Okay. They got me. It's good to have a graceful buyout. So that's what I mean, Steve. You need to come on the show, man. Come on and give us graces with your presence.

Nah, because y'all ain't going to treat it. He's talking about y'all. Yeah, I mean, y'all ain't going to, you know, I mean, y'all did say it. After I saw it, I said, and say it like that kind of stuff. He'd be on drop the mic. He'd do karaoke. Say it like all that.

I'd be sitting and be going, what did you just say, dog? Don't, but have an attitude, though. I have security out on stage. I'm old school, dog. I can't take all that. But that's what we. We need, though. We need all that.

No, dog, I have a Cuban bodyguard beating your ass. It ain't got to be Cuban. That's a good ass whooping. I'm talking about that ain't nothing but steroids, man. He's supposed to go to the MLB. Now he's working security for Steve. But you know what? People who be so

scorn, they'll never work out of their neck. You put them in the yoke is over with. Over. All right. All right, me, let's talk about a couple things. First of all, D.C. Fly. You're the host of MTV's, T.R.L. You're starring on Wild and Out.

And we saw you Wednesday night on Hipop Squares. Yes, sir. Now, you also are a singer. Oh, yes, sir. And you got a new single out called Never Through. Never Thought. Never Thought, OG. It's Never Thought.

Yeah. On the paper, say, never though. Never though. And everybody got different words. Because I didn't think Never Though was in. Never though No it never thought With me and Tony

Romini man Yep I wrote the track She's from Chicago She's doing real big things I think she signed with RCA And I had to hit her probably Like two years ago

And I was like I messed with your music And she was like yeah man You know I messed with your music So I'm like back So we we kept in touch And then And I was like

There you go It was there I didn't I didn't know you sang I didn't know you sing I did a little Something So you did you

young Jamie Fox. Yeah. I'm also like Jamie Fox with Will Smiths and just putting the music and the comedy and just bringing it together

but I make sure I make it I keep them separated because I don't want nobody to take my music and I can't take them serious. I'm like no

I'm a different person when I'm doing music. I saw the video. You seen the video? Yeah, I saw the video. Yeah, you got to see the video. I got to see it man because of all of us

from the Def Jam era I've always said that Jamie Fox was probably the most talented of us all because the boy can act the boy can sing the boy can play and he can do stand like you ain't never seen hamburger before

or Shucky Duckie Ducky the most y'all wrong you're wrong you see y'all wrong you don't know that for you're going to be seen that universe you ain't seen the talents of Shuckie Ducky

that's why that's why I didn't say coming a while that number right there. Because that right there, that hurt me and it wasn't even about me. You never seen him. It's the most famous comic. What?

What happened to Chuck, man? Like you don't know, Deep Miller time. I hear so much about that. Hey, man, let me talk to Carlos for a second. Because Carlos, you work with Kevin Hart on the 9-5-Live comedy special. Right. And you're starred in HBO's All-Deft Comedy Jam.

And you're on the new season of Wild and out. What's all this been like for you? so far it's been a lot of work i feel like the people like my jokes in the uh the approach but they just want me to keep working i'm like you know this will go a whole lot smoother if y'all sent a few more them checks over there i mean the half hour special that was a dope look but that is a lot of work a lot of work yeah kevin hart he got a he got a dope platform and for him to just open it up and let somebody else come over there and be like look these the guys who need a shot I really appreciate that.

That's good. Yeah, but I really had a whole different approach to the comedy game because I came in and right at, like, the end before the social media got, where you really had to go out and let people see your face. Like, I actually had to come to the J-Spot. And catch him. Jay after me in that one weekend, he'd be like,

let me get a weekend on. I ain't know if he's seen me or not because he was in the kitchen back and forth selling hot sauce. Yeah, he's selling frozen chicken wings of the breeze and everything. He was back there trying, he was actually back there trying to get them late-ass tacos that you order on Tuesday, but they arrive on Wednesday. I'm trying to get my own sandwich at the J-spot.

No, a comedian got his own sandwich in there. That's when you then made it. Yeah, he ain't even funny. He got a whole sandwich. You'll get your own sandwich. I'm going to change them in you tomorrow. You'll have your own sandwich. I need a whole pool of pork.

How long? All right. Hey, y'all, we'll be right back. We got more with the three young. lines of comedy right now. We got Carlos Miller. We got Chico Bean and D.C. Youngfly. We'll be back with all these boys right after this. 85,000. All right, let's go. All right, y'all. We've been talking with the Three Young Lions. That's what I've labeled them. Three Young Lions right here. I got D.C. Youngfly, Chico Bean, and Carlos Miller. I want to talk to you for a minute, Chico. You're on

the new season of Wild and out. You're starring on Trivial Takedown on Fused TV. Yes, sir. Is Is this what you always saw yourself doing? Had you always had this as a plan? No, I did not. I didn't have a plan for myself for a long time. I'm going to be honest, I didn't. No, I'm not one of the people that tell you. I always knew that that now.

I didn't know what I was supposed to be done. You know what I mean? And I figured it out as I went. But when I did realize that I wanted to be a comedian, it was honestly just I got a degree from Winston-Syllam State, and it was communications. I went and found out how much I was going to be making entry, level at a job and I said if I'm gonna be pouring struggling I much rather be

porn struggling building my own legacy than helping somebody else build theirs so I always been in the comedy I used to watch you know old death jam tapes earthquakes and you and J Anthony Brown you know I mean like I and so I just always was into it and I went to an open mic in Greensboro North Carolina and I started doing it in August of 08 and I've been doing it ever since that day has been the greatest decision that it made in my life yeah but I mean this is the thing though you got it like I realized like how accomplishments work this is a major accomplishment this is an accomplishment to be in a situation where

we're talking to you like you is one of those guys that have set the trend that'll last forever so we just to be recognized by you in that capacity is amazing man no man you are you all are the three young lines as walking the block because see this is this is a difficult business i tell people this all the time you know comedy is the one business where there is no school for you could take lessons to be a drummer, a singer, a tap dancer. You can take airplane lesson. You can go to school, be a doctor, lawyer, scientist, dentist.

You can go to school and learn how to do anything. Ain't no school for this. This is what you purely have to be born this way. Can anybody teach you timing? Can't anybody teach you stage present? And can't nobody make your ass funny. You either is or you ain't. And that's the sentence for it, right?

You either is or you ain't. And I ain't really. got no time for you if you ain't i know talk talking now 100 oh now we're talking now we're getting yeah i'm with all them non-funny ass people running around here man because you got a little five-minute youtube tape can't stand on stage for 20 minutes but you know but you know that what the pressure come from from us quote unquote internet social media internet you feel what I'm saying like yeah I was one-on-one to actually pick it series like seeing the doors that it was open it was like I need you know what I'm saying stand up now you know what stand-up

now you know what stand-up here my first time I tried it I was like, that one, that one, that one, that one was stand-up war. I need to sit out and find out what stand-up bill. Yeah, it wasn't even by class. It was just like, you need to go find what stand-up bills. Yeah, this started your journey right now. Go find what stand-up. The internet can make you famous, but stand-up make your ass work.

No, stand-up makes you funny. It really does. But you got to put the work in, man. You got to really hit them stages, man. And, let me ask the three of you this question. Because of social media, how do you all, make the balance because if your stuff gets out there on social media it's kind of hard to go to a room or a theater and tell that same joke that's already been out there so how do you all

balance what you release on social media and what you don't when it's kind of that it's more so now you really can't stop your jokes from being on social media because like now I'd be thinking of stuff like that when I'm but now it's just like I don't care if you didn't hurt it you gonna hear it again because you know what these it took me three three years to get this joke how I wanted it and now I don't care you're going to hear today you're going to hear tomorrow and I don't care if you said with me I already got paid you're going to hear this again I like that we can't we can't we're going to bust your and some people come to hear that joke they know some people and then it's like for me being

a young gun I'm learning that too but I also it's a stress where it's like you see him record he recorded your whole hour that bothers me man everybody on Facebook, that's ain't your whole hour. You're like, law, and I got to do this again tomorrow. I got to do this again 30 minutes from now. But it's like we just got to, sometimes you just got to know certain stuff to put out there where you're like, I'm going to just throw that out there. Not really say it as a joke, joke, but it's just like, they know you funny.

You're like, yeah, I'm going to say it, but you know you're going to wrap it up. You're going to change it up a little bit, right? Yeah, that's good. I know for me how I balance it and one of the blessings of being in this group right here, comedians is that we build off of each other just us being in each other's presence and having conversations build so much material you're steady right because we always and it's and it's not even something that we're intentionally doing we're just always having conversation or tripping out or riding and talking and it just builds so much camaraderie but it ended up going to the stage so effortlessly

because you're around two other people that are in the same mind state same mind frame as you so even if something does get out on social media the beauty of what we do we're not restricted to that material It's not like, oh, my joke gone, because the way we work is just always something coming up, and we all help each other and build off each other. So it's not as difficult as it could be if you didn't have, like, you know, a circle that was kind of built like this. I try to stay aware of what I put on, like, social media. Like, if I'm tweeting something, like, nah, hold up.

You tweet too good. You tweet too much weird. You're going to put that in the set. I'm with you right. See, what I thought about calling, he tweeted too much wisdom, though. It'd be like, ooh, that was a good guy. That made a lot of things. Oh, that made a lot of sense.

Okay, man, here's another question because I'm watching. This goes to you, D.C., because, you know, what I worked on earlier in my career was a brand. I had made a decision, a conscious decision, about I was going to be this brand. This, I was going to, because when the Kings first came out, I was the only one that wore a suit. Said wore shirts and Bernie wore just shirts and Western shirts and stuff. And then, you know, man, when it came out and they go, oh, Steve Clean. And everybody started wearing suits.

I always knew that about me. When you're on stage, D.C., I see totally different gear. Like, you'll walk out there with just no damn shirt on at all, which would be a complete disaster if I do that. How are you? That photo shoot. I remember when you had a picture. Yeah.

Remember that photo shoot? He was built like Buster Douglas. I was like, look it. O.G. I remember that Judge Freeman about to have it and Steve

ordered of like Go to Corral Biscuit Oh, room full of comedian Yeah See And that picture Got out by accident

I said But you took it on purpose You know Some media They'll revamp it But they'd be like But they're going to find That picture

They're talking about Yeah I took it on purpose But I said Hey, that don't look right And they went Yeah That photographer Out there and sold that thing

so fast I'm playing with him but what's what's your thinking on how you dress out there DC uh I'm at the crazy part

because we talk about that all the time like Chico he he's in the fashion he's the freshest of us all like he'll go boss his long yeah he'll go crazy

this me I would pack the same thing the piece chico got but will wear my sweatsuit on stage because I just want to feel comfortable right

if I don't feel comfortable like I want to look for it I don't want to be the guy fresh but they go like it don't match with what I'm saying right you feel what I'm saying if I'm talking about roaches and I got on a little of a time what do you think what happened if you wore a suit on stage with a tie in the shirt he gonna tell it when it wouldn't it wouldn't I would be talking about who funerals or me

situation where I wore a suit because it ain't it ain't uncomfortable I just left court I went to court probation don't think I kept the suit on don't know I'm still me don't play now and you don't listen and listen Stick around. We'll be back with more. We got the Three Young Lines of Comedy. I got Carlos Miller, I got Chico Bean, and I got D.C. Youngfly. This on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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That'd be nice. That'd be great. Yeah, the three young lines of comedy, DC Young Fly, Chico Bean and Carlos Miller. The host of D.C. the host of MTV's TRL and Wiling Out. Chico Bean is on trivia, takedown and Wiling Out.

Carlos Miller is on Wiling Out. Kevin Hart's Laugh-How-Ly Comedy Special and the all-deaf comedy jam. So we got him here, man. We're talking about, really, man, just some of the differences in the way it was and the way it is, but there's still a lot of commonality in it all

because at the end of the day, like I was trying to explain to this young boy who was telling me he was going to change the way comedy is because he 18 ain't nowhere for 18 year olds to tell jokes it is but you ain't going to make no money at it because at 18 you have nothing to talk

about you ain't got no you ain't never been fired you ain't lived enough huh you ain't got bad credit yet you ain't got no baby live living what he was doing from 12 to 18 living living but don't nobody give a damn right unless a story

interested yeah not at 13 you don't have an interesting story for me at 13. I know 13, so crack. Okay. That was interesting to me. Yeah, but that. Your mama let you do that.

You was a cromac. What kind of fear do C.C. have in the morning, boy. You know, my mom, D.C. Got energy, boy. All the way, live. I grew up a lot of west side. Yeah, me, baby. That was a real life.

Your mom let you do that? Your mama let you do that. Hey, fellas, let's talk about 85 South, this podcast you got. Oh, this podcast. And 85 South Show, man, that's the community's podcast, bro. That's for all the- What y'all talk about? Hey, man, we talk about everything.

Everything? Everything? We talk about everything. Everything. Like, you want to start now, I'm talking about some stuff. Steve, you remember we used to record in your studio, Steve? You remember Steve? Yeah.

Yeah. You remember guy named Chad, Steve? Yeah. Like skinned Chad. Tad, come here, Chad. He had been with us for a long time. Chad, come here, Chad. Him and pretty ass Joe.

Joe got the camera right now. Joe ain't here on the camera looking like he reported to Ronnie King beating. That's what we got to make it working. Can I tell you all something, though? That damn Joseph got a ball game. Yes, he does. He got a ball game.

Oh, dog. He do know how to hoop. the rebound right you know why they gone though steed why they go man it was word that they stole some money steed yeah i heard that from you steed yeah i heard and i want to come to clear the record steed they didn't do it still no money for you steed they didn't steal no money steen you i made a song about it we've been talking about this for two years if you go listen to the car podcast we don't a little voice message and everything steed call call us back all we can't record in your studio Oh, no more, Steve?

Yeah. How did this story come about? What happened? Well, first of all, let me tell you this. They didn't, they didn't steal any money. Okay. Okay. They didn't steal any money.

That's good news. Somebody laughed. All the listeners from 85 South shows will be like, I knew my little. Yeah. Yeah, they had a whole misunderstanding going on my. They really good dudes. They are. They broke his hell.

We just wanted to know that. Yeah. They're doing. We didn't. We were doing it. We were working. It was like 15. It was like enough for that day.

And it really wasn't enough. It was like lunch money, parking space money. It was important at that time. I didn't really see it as that way. No, it wasn't really the principal because it really wasn't nothing really to me. You know, but when you got a lot of people working for you, talking about we can't have this

and we can't have that. I got too many people work for me. And then that's kind of far away from my other businesses. So, you know, they became careful. casualties of war. That's all it was. That's a boss talk right there.

You know, sometimes when you run a life. But they got freed up, though. Yeah. They got freed up to go beat who they really could be. They were too confined here. They weren't on the job. They didn't want to be nobody. I know they'd rather work for meeting you three idiots.

Well, y'all, y'all just dog and nothing. We're working for love, right? We're building over here. Yeah. But y'all are going to miss Ron to have something because they call hustlers. They do get it right. One thing about it, man, they're real good on their computer work, man. And that's why we still have as a family.

It's more so when we do these shows, it ain't about no money. Like, I don't do these shows. Like, last night. It ain't about the money. We were playing with the owner. He was like, you ain't going to get your coins. I was like, we're going to get the coins. It ain't about the money over here.

I come over here, and it's like therapy. You did what I'm saying? Doing comedy is like therapy? Yeah, doing comedy like therapy. That's a major difference between us and y'all. because it's all about to damn. Yeah, we got to get that check. Oh, Jesus.

We got to get that shit. No, yeah, but I need my money. We need it. But I'm saying with this, it ain't about no money because, you know, that was going to break up the family. This is a family right here. Once the money starts tripping, we got to put somebody to the side,

be like, hey, brother, I hope you ain't really paying no bills off it. Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. What? I know we had said, Diego. But you ain't paying no bills. I hope you ain't trying to pay your mortgage with this.

We're talking about the podcast. No, no, no, we're not saying. I'm talking about just for as a mind state. The money is coming. Don't, don't get me wrong. We makes the money now. But it's not about the money. No, not over here.

It's about being a family and just telling you. How long have you been together? As a family. Yes, a family. Please believe it, the money gets broke off. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Three years.

But that's the thing, like, we blessed enough to make money, you know, just in comedy all around. You know, we all do things that we make money individually. And when we come here and get amongst each other, it's just something that, Like he said, it's therapy. You're talking about, like, I don't know if it's ever been done before. You know, I've researched it, but I know in our generation, there's never been three guys to get on stage together, especially who have three comedians who can individually say,

I'm me, and pay attention to me, all get on stage together and share the stage and be able to create comedy that's bridged between the gap that nobody has ever really bridged before. So it's not about the money. That is kind of innovative if you're on stage at the same time, you know. That's kind of innovative. jay i've known jay jay was the first black headliner i had ever seen in a comedy club ever in 1985 this is the first dude i ever saw that was black he made eighteen hundred

dollars a week i was getting two and a quarter black slavery time for the week first black man to make eighteen hundred and this dude right here and i i looked at him and he taught me he taught me how to be funny because we had to learn it all because there was no black rooms back then. There was no place for blacks to go. The comedy act wasn't popping back then. None of

that. The Steve Harvey's comedy house wasn't there. All jokes aside wasn't there. Quakes clubs wasn't there. None of that was there, man. So we had to learn it the hard way. I mean, you guys have something. But y'all open, but see like those small company clubs is what help made like

the comics today. You know what I'm saying? Like, I Mike Epps. You feel what I'm saying? It's generations of the coming. Like, look, look at the doves that y'all open up for it to be the Mike Epps and the Kevin Hart's and the trailblazing. And then for us to be like, but y'all don't even know what. Like, it wasn't no rules for us to go. Y'all can go anywhere. It's a thousand little small room. We did that. You feel what I'm saying? Like, yeah, we don't get the, you see the

movie stars and all that. But get what? For them little small rooms and all that for them to become them stars, we did that. Okay, let me ask y'all a question. D.C. Where are you from? I'm from Atlanta, West Side, born, and raised. Chico. Washington, D. D. Carlos.

Oxford, Mississippi. Okay, cool. Here's a deal. That's all for show. I'm striking a deal right now where I'm about to open up a series of college. Oh, we're going to get a million dollars. Oh, Lord. Oh, my God.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, chef. Whatever it is, I want a piece of. You should have announced that, like, the family feud. All right, for the next. So what I'm going to do is I'm looking for, like, great acts that are.

can run these rooms, host rooms. You know what I mean? Because that's how you have no idea what they did for my career, what they did for Quake's career, what it did for, what's my dude that had the comedy act, deceased. Oh, Michael Williams. Michael Williams. What's the dude that ran it, though?

What's the brother, baby kids? Robin Harris. Robin Harris. These cats had rooms. I had a room, and the greats came to the, rooms and that's what I'm about to do I'm about to strike a deal man I can't tell you what it is right now but we're putting the paperwork together right now and I'm about to open up a series of clubs around the country what's the

winter first show so I can make sure I get a cut exactly give me an outfit get my out there me some time to get my outfits up I wear the suits me too now man I'm gonna find y'all man I'm gonna need some people to these rooms so we could start giving these young cats a place to go because like you say y'all ain't got the selection of rooms we had we was everywhere man we worked i would i would stay gone for 13 weeks and do one-nighters for 13 weeks gone in a different spot every night there some weekend clubs was friday saddy but it was so much work the comedy's on the punch lines the the uh money bones all that funny bone improv improv we could

Those comedy clubs, they still there, but they just don't do the... And it's because of black comics that they're still open. But they don't do the, like, open nights, though, yeah. Yeah, if it had not been for the black comics and you guys and the new jacks coming up, those clubs would have been closed a long time of those. Some of them clubs are starting to reopen, like, because... But it's because of you guys. Billy Chucklebucks can't fill a house.

He just can't, and he's never going to be able to. The black comics... The black dollar has been strong in the white... comedy clubs that's why they have black comedy yeah they give us the weekend and they do like the Monday night that's what I was and then Wednesday they cut theirs off and then be like Carlos can you come Thursday yeah 15 shows every every white club in this country had what I call Negro night yeah they do and and then the Virginia

Bernie bone got two headliners they got a white headliner for the 8 o'clock show and they have a black one for the 10 of course it is 25 dollars you know all right now here's a bit of history the very first African-American comedy night in the history of comedy was 93 D.W. BLX in Mobile, Alabama. I went there to 93 BLX

met a guy named J.B. Bridges, a dude named Skip Cheatham, a dude named Ben Gordon, and a dude named DJ Greg Street, who I used to call King. Greg Street. They all worked at one radio station. They met me. They said, man, come on the radio. I convinced

the club to do a 93 BLX night where all the blacks could come and get in for 93 cent. Get out of it. That was a mistake because they was arguing so hard about to have seven-cent change. You would think that blacks would just pay the dollar and gone, but that damn seven-cent created more hell at that door. So I sold 100 tickets that night.

They bought me back again. I sold out two nights. And they bought me back again. I sold out Tuesday through Sunday. And that's when Black Knights were born, and that's how I started. And I started doing George Wallace. I told J. Anthony Brown about it.

And next thing, you know, Black Knights and Radio Stations was born. That's how they got started. That's from the O.G. right there. Come on now. That's his original story. But I like his story like that. I know, right?

Keep telling them. You know, granddad. Those type of stories kind of like are hard to come by now. We started the comedy room for 93 cent. We got all the booze from Specky Johnson. Because they don't know. I'm the last, like, you know what I'm saying? Generation.

I remember the sense. You feel what I'm saying? I remember they don't teach the sense sign no more. No, for him to say they, they paid 93 cents. I was like, ooh, that old. That's a long time ago. They don't have the sent sign no more. They don't use the sense sign no more.

I didn't know that. That's real. They don't teach the sense sign. They don't teach the cursive on the sense sign no more. They don't teach. The cursive is out of here. The scent sign is gone. That's terrible.

That's over it. These children don't know about those sins. We have been grace. with the three young lines and comedy these boys. I'm telling you, man. They're ignorant, but I got to tell you, man,

they have a business savvy about them that's pretty impressive, man. I think these cats going to be around for a long time. And if they can maintain the camaraderie, they got their king stuff on the horizon, man. You can make a lot of money together.

They really can. So they're here. Don't forget to check them out on their podcast on 85 South. Don't forget to watch Carlos Miller on Kevin Hart's Laugh Our Live Comedy Special and on the all-deaf comedy jam series.

Chico Bean, you can catch him and all these boys on Wild and Out and trivia takedown and the one and only D.C. Youngfly, the host of MTV's T.R.A. And Wilden Now, ladies and gentlemen, you have been listening to the Young Lines of Comedy.

Give it up for them. Yeah. Yeah. Nick is the host of Wild and Out of this on the show. Make sure you go to 85 Southshow. That way we can get y'all schedule, right? And get the merchandise.

Get that merch. Hey, y'all was eating Nick's ass up a while and out. Nick be standing there just be taking punishment. He's got a spirit about him. If I was Nick, I'll fire all you all right. Hey, now when you're making that money off us telling them jokes to him like that. He love it. Keep them coming.

Keep him coming. Yeah, he's going to get jealous when he sees us on your show. We all getting fired. He don't like when people make moves with us. Now, y'all turn to come up, cut the episode. Cut the episode. He'll do me like that. He's like a struggling.

Yeah, he got a struggle. I told my aunt I was going to be on Steve Harvey. She's got so excited. She was like, only other person you could have been on and made me feel like this was Michael Baysden. I said, really? What happened to him? Is he still on the radio?

He's your boy, Michael Bayson. Coming to you live today, we're going to talk about black men who need help from their mothers. All right, good morning. Michael Bays is live directly in the morning. Brother, calling, what is your name? I don't like hugs. Yeah, well, brother, if you don't like hugs,

you need to open your arms and close your eyes more. All right, we want to move on. It's Michael Bays, then live in the morning. You ain't live. That's exactly good. That's what it is, man. But like I said, man, we're happy to be here. I want to see who we got in here.

What's up, baby? How y'all are doing? What's going on? That's your lady right there? That's right. That's what it is. Good lesbian loving in the building. That's what it is.

How long y'all have been together? Going on two years. Let me ask you a question. What made you give up dick? Like real dick. No, for real. I'd be wanting to know because it'd be probably good reasons. You know what I mean?

That you go from real dick to plastic dick. Like that's... Because they don't give up dick all the way. They just give up dick with a vein in it. They go to the... I'm serious. Like y'all acting like y'all know. But what made you give up real dick?

Huh? The clit? You just like clit. You don't like dick. You don't like dick. So y'all don't use the strap. Y'all don't use none of that. Every so often.

Would that mean you still like dick? That's what it is. And I know she's the aggressive one I can tell because she got the, you know what I mean, the Florida dreds and everything. But guaranteed if you strap dirt out, she'll like dick too. I'm telling you.

She'll like dick too. I guarantee you. I fuck you in the getting it just for me. I guarantee it. You'll be like, fuck these dreds. I'm gonna put a perm back in my shit. That nigga Chico just fuck me back into a motherfucking roller

set, nigga. Salute to you, man. How are you? We got the lovely white lady in the front. Thank you for coming. I don't know if I want you to record, though. I don't know who you're going to show this shit to. Who you recording this for?

You look kind of like that lady. They called the motherfuckers police on the people barbecue. I don't want that. They just snuck her ass in here with a new hairstyle, nigger. Don't record me. Who you record? What's your name, man? Natasha.

Natasha, you're going to record the whole thing. You're just going to make sure that somebody you know not coming. come and you promised them they was gonna get the show too you must be from Bates Ford doing some ghetto ass shit like that fuck it don't even worry about it I recorded for you I'd one ticket we'll get the whole family on the 85 side show I'll bring it home plug it into the computer fucking laugh all night no money that's what it is how you doing gee the fuck was that me somebody stopped playing some country music while I'm up here see ma'am stop recording that's your people

your people, they're in the back. Hey, fuck that. Leave, leave her alone, God damn it. But we tear this son bitch to shreds. Guaranteed. That's what I know. I started in, like, I'm from D.C., but I started my comedy career in North Carolina.

Like, I started in Greensboro, and then one of the first places, one of the first places that I ever performed that paid me was right here in Charlotte, so I always had love for this building, man. But I learned a lot about white people starting in Greensboro, North Carolina, and down here.

Y'all don't play no games. Like, if you ever hear a country, white person say the word, Fucker, get the fuck out of there, nigga. When they say, hey, fucker, watch yourself. That's like, oh, niggins, time to go. Guaranteed. Oh, shit, man, but this is a beautiful thing.

We've sold this show out, man. Make some noise for yourselves. We're selling the show out. That's what it is. What's up, OG? How you doing? What's going? This nigga, like, fuck, yeah, nigga.

They sent you in the right spot. You got that just came home white tea on, nigga. I might leave you alone. What's your name, G? Tonyo, where you from? South Carolina, Greenville, South Carolina. That's what it is. Greenville, South, what should you do for a living, G?

You a project manager. Okay, this niggas tell dope in the projects, y'all. That's what it is. You manage all the dope in the projects in Greenville. That's what it is. I fear you, digger. How many projects you got? Don't laugh.

Digger, we're talking. That's your lady right there? No. You don't know her? Y'all just met them, so they just set you out together. All right, well, welcome to the 85 South Show Love Connection. What's your name, beautiful? Shadee, you have a boyfriend?

You sure do? What, what the fuck is he at? Why that nigga? He's at home. Why you ain't bring him to the show? You wanted to come with your cousin? Oh, okay, that meant you're looking for some side dick. How you doing?

I know that y'all in the group chat together. Fuck this, bitch, we're going out tonight. Make sure they sit us at a table with a project manager, nigga. That's what it is. Hey, there it is, my nigga. There is, you in the game, bro. There you go. How about you, big man? What's your name?

Daryl? What you do for a living, Daryl? You're an HR director. Y'all niggas know each other? Yeah, yeah, you manage the projects and you fire and kill all the niggas that fuck the money up. That's what it is, man. Y'all are some big dudes.

Y'all play football, work out, or something like that? No, you just big for no reason. What the fuck is you big? I hate big-ass, no-reason-ass niggas. You walk around all big, can't secure shit, just big as a motherfucker. Probably eat Captain Crum. No milk, nigga, just big and shit for nothing.

Man, listen, man, we got a great show on deck for y'all, man. We're going to go ahead and get it started because we started a little late. Y'all ready to keep the show rolling? Now, I need more energy than that, baby. We got a dope show on deck for y'all. Y'all ready to keep the show rolling, Charlotte? That's what I'm talking about. All right, man, the first gentleman I'm out to bring to the stage is my motherfucking brother.

My partner, you've seen them everywhere. You've seen them on your TV, on your cell phone screen, but you're about to see them live right here tonight at the Charlotte Comedy Zone. So I need everybody stop making some noise. right now. Put your hands together. Start clapping, niggas. Don't ever disrespect my man like that. Make some noise

for the one and only. The motherfucking nigger, D.C. Yonk Fly! I know you know this shit. Come on white lady You know you know this shit too white girl Hold on y'all gotta wait till you say this shit Hold on look Listen to the shit

Hold on my favorite part they came on yeah Hold up You know you know this shit This your favorite shit lady She think my track the sexy Ah! Oh my God! Ah!

What? When I found out white bitches were fucking for tractors, I did not know that! That's what y'all be doing? She named my tractor's sexy, yeah. Y'all don't be fucking for tractors? So what the fuck you're talking about it? Bitch, you know you'd be fucking for trackers.

What's your name, Auntie? Natasha? No it ain't. That's a black man. woman name. She's been to say Laura or some shit. Your name is not Natasha. What you do for a little, Auntie? You a manager, Domino? Ah. Bitch, I said I said I want cheese. Hey, listen, if you ever got drunk in the drink machine and your ass walk in the back, we're still in all them two leaders, bitch.

I just want you to do this. What's your night, Auntie? Why these mics on low? Hello, hello. What's your night, Auntie? What did you do for a living, Shaaday? You were in banking? You're in banking or you go to school for banking, man?

You already graduated? So what did you do for a living? You in banking? So, like you work at a bank? Like doing what? Are you just at the dough business? Or is you at the... You just greeting people?

She's ain't my tractor, sexy. Ah! We got the bread in this motherfucker. I got the bread! Are you fine that's the bread? I'm telling you where you're getting to think. I know what's going to do. That's your boyfriend right there.

Yes, he did. He's talking about, oh, don't do that. Nicky, you... Nicky, you're stronger hair, nigga, I see you. You, you right now, big ass, you can't even sit up under the table. Fat leg, have an eye.

That nigg, I don't know. That niggles on Swinto. Look at a man. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all know he's on. Yeah, I know he only strong in one arm. Look at the man.

Oh, hell. What you do, O.G.? You're a project manager. How the fuck you manage that? You're a project manager. Like, you just walk in, like, you're, nigga, you're secure in a nigga. You ain't nobody no project manager.

How the fuck you managing some shit? Oh, so you manage your apartment? Do you stay in the apartments you manage? You know this how niggas do? They stay in the apartment they manage because it's free, stupid. Yeah, I got a full bet, bro, man. This is,

Nick, I own this, motherfucker. You be evicted a nigga who got roaches. Man, you're fucking up my property, bitch. You fucking... You're gonna call that studio, damn, bitch! You fuck it up, my-p-frey. Look at this motherfucker, but look at this motherfucker. My look at the weak-ad goddamn wall, boy.

I ain't lie. That's y'all city? Well, they made Charlest City a little goddamn, that shit, fuck, but I ain't like. My four niggas died over there. I don't know what that is. Get up, nigga, you on the graveyard, stupid at it. Is this what you thought it was?

You thought you were coming to Dave Chappelle, nah, bitch, you go. She's a name of a tractor's sexy. I love that song. I see you, Miko. I ain't nobody call it you, nigga. What's your name? Who?

Trevor. Your name ain't no trouble, nigga. What's your real name, nigga? Treve. Why don't you teach you to say it like trouble? You don't been pulled over too many times. What's your name about? Trevor.

Oh, God. Damn, no, senor. I'm not a Mexican seor. I'm not. That's your brother? No, just two Mexican niggins in the cross from each other. What a goodie dick. Oh, glad.

All right. Look at the white boy. Uh-huh. Take your last swallow. Look, ugly, boy. What's your name, OG? Dylan. Dylan.

You don't get your sweet life with Zach and Coat ahead. Ah, Dillon Sprout, look at that, nigga, but... You have a good time? All right, you know, we texting right in front of me. I see you. Where you date at? Oh, shit, the banker? Uh-huh, y'all cash a fake cheques.

I know what the fuck going on. Uh-huh, I know what going on. What bank you work for? Why? I need a bank. account, man. I'm tired of you the Western Union, man, shit.

They don't pick up on the weekend, bitch. I mean, had to wait for my money, then. I need direct deposit. I never had that. I never had my money to hit straight away.

Like, please. Who you banked with on trying to get you customers because, you know, they're going to fuck with you, you know what I'm saying? You get them on account, bitch. You might go, I don't know how promotions go,

but I think you do that when you get. White man, that's how black people get promotions, white lady. We just, we were like, yeah, bitch, you was hanging on me, bitch, but I'm going to go to my desk. Oh my God, Dylan, you're learning anything? Are you learning? All right now. I can do this all day.

This shit is lit. This shit's thug. Yeah. They got these little bit ab baby speakers in them motherfuckers. This shit. I got knock that shit down, they got this shit put up, right, okay. People in the back, what's all, y'all, y'all, good?

Okay, see y'all, but I hear y'all, okay. Bit, man, what's up? Big, what's up, boy? You barbecuing? You be barbecuing bit? Do a little bit. Every time, niggas say a little bit, boy, you do a whole lot, boy, stop playing, boy.

N'n' like, do a little bit, come on the grill, big head, boy, I do a little bit, boy, this shit. Okay. Okay. You sish them off everything. Yeah, I got a whole bunch of the motherfuckers on the stick right now, you go. Okay.

Okay, I stop. I'll stop. I'll do this all day. Dylan. You might want to pay attention because this next thing I'm about to bring up with a motherfucking nut. You ready?

Yeah, this is an OG right here. Yeah. Dillon, don't be scared, Dylan, it's okay. Shit feeling to get real. Y'all start making some noise for my dog. You don't see them on BET, MTV, the OG Carlos Smiller. Man, turn that shit off, that ain't the song I told you to play. I ought to come up there and snatch that goddamn microphone.

How y'all doing? Why y'all clap like I rode with y'all? What the fuck? Did you all expecting another nigger? This is some bullshit, bruh. I'm gonna fuck my son. What made you think I wanted that? Trust this little bitty-ass, big-ass club.

Look like we're in a tall, long-ass baseman. Yeah, the club, nice till you look up, and you're sitting under an accredition event. You're gonna wake up with your goddamn allergies acting up tomorrow. My eyes edged. You had to take off work. How y'all doing tonight? It's a lot of ladies in here.

in here looking delicious as fuck and then it's some ladies in here I love them humble ladies I mean I ain't all that but I'm so deep okay damn you just got cute as fuck look at you

a what now we're taking over this something fellas we bring it back sucking titties, finger, and all that. Sweaty off-work titties, that's what we're doing. Ladies, help them out. When you lead this show tonight, pull your titty out on the way home.

See how far y'all get before he'd notice. And be at the red, like, baby, mm-hmm, ah! Let me see who we're here tonight. What a married people at, y'all are here? How the fuck is 11 married people? That ain't so odd number. Where's the 12th?

Let me see. What are the people at who just fucking around a little bit, fucking around? Intertaining a few numbers. We don't have no. Okay. Where the lady's at who got three dick pictures in their phone? You got two niggas text you earlier. You ain't hit nobody back. You don't know what time this over.

I'm looking for a real bit. I don't want nobody all the way single. You got too much time to fuck with me. I'm looking for a bitch who need a Sunday nigger, like a Wednesday afternoon between 7 and 9 type nigga. I'm like an old cell phone playing. I'm free after nines. What a dude who think they're your boyfriends? Clap if they're here tonight.

You do clap. Show them love. This, nigger, yeah. Wouldn't you hate to be somebody boyfriend and your girl give you this? What the fuck? Did the trap door open? I told y'all to get me the fuck out this basement.

White dude, this you right here? Sleap and got a sister, huh? For the summer. That's how you got fat. She was feeding you all that season food and shit. Was it good? Probably went home and cussed your family out. Don't put the fucking macaroni in the refrigerator.

refrigerator. Kisha puts it in the oven somehow and it comes out delicious. Went home, cussed his whole family out there. Chicken is not fucking done. You know what? I'm out here. I'm sick of white people. How long you've been with it, bro?

Five years. Pussy good, ain't it? Tell the truth. Tell the truth, bro. Tell the truth. It's way better. Tell the black pussy got nutrients in it, don't it? Don't it?

Your beard thick and shit. I see you white dude. That's what black pussy do. Look how he nodding on beat and shit. Ma'am, we don't know you, but you have a hell of a pussy on you. She got the white dudes screaming, Black Lives Matter. I see a lot of mixed couples in here.

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Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. That scared me. The club keep trying to set me up, sending the big titty wait for sitting there. Can I get you anything? Yes, Tamika, that's what you can get me. That black wagers with that little bit ass pony tail. That's exactly what I want. I'm not fucking round with you in here, amen.

that dough. Help. So white lady in here trying to seduce me. Y'all ready to have a good time tonight. We're about to talk that shit tonight, bro. Anybody can get it. Old people, young people, old young people.

Make sure you tip the weight staff and shit because one of them girls got her little boy in the car playing with the iPad. A couple dollars go a long way. I was at a show the other. the night, bro, the checks came out, nigger, what the fuck out?

He was like, hey, excuse me, wait a dude. Come here. Who the fuck ordered all this gratitude, my nigga? I'm like, bro, you don't fuck the whole show up to say that shit. What is gratitude, nigga? That's attitude and negativity. What the single lady's at tonight?

Did they make it? Hold up. You're the same lady. clap for a boyfriend. Did you change your mind about this nigger or something? Boy, these women ain't shit these day. They're just using us for dick and car washes. That's it.

Ladies, you know your pussy good if a nigger come get your car early Saturday morning and wash it and drop it off and you don't even know he's been there. Yeah, bro. This weather break. Y'all about to get some good pussy privilege, yes. Letting you cut all some at the grocery store. Go ahead, get them kids snacks. Fellas, if you're about to get some pussy

and a brush strap dirty, don't do it. That's from me to you. I don't have no bullshit to tell you. Y'all supposed to be familiar with the 85% show. I don't know, I talk this kind of shit. For real, for real. I might move up here. I move everywhere I fucking go,

but I really might move up there. Because y'all got women up here who just ain't doing shit, and they need a nigga like me to help them figure out the... Bro, y'all got fine-ass women working on that family dollar, bro. All that the family dollar

with the fat old ass, make it $1.17 a week. What the fuck is she doing with this family dollar check. Chicken fuck with a nigger like me. But I went to the McDonald's, the girl had the fat old ass in the drive, doing like, grab a girl, just

quit. I'll give you that 175 today. You better than this shit. The ice cream machine don't even work in this mother. I went to a bojangers up here. I thought that was a strip club. All those pretty bitches with them tall ass half-stuffs. With the glued on

edges? Oh my God. Y'all got some of the finest hood rats in America up here. I swear to God. This bitch, glue a whole helmet on. Welcome to Bowjangle. What's up, Titties? Hey! What the fuck is you doing in here?

With your tithies all on the gravy mix. You're laughing because you know this shit true. Y'all got fan women all over the fucking place. Them sex-ass aunties working at the gas station. Fucking up. don't know how to put the gas thing, go ahead, just stop it. You don't know, I'm not going to have too many goddamn police out here. Police all over the goddamn place.

And all y'all police think they're the FBI. Who is it? All these unmarked-ass cars and shit, leave me to fuck alone. I don't have to tell you anything. You need to tell me something, sir, because you didn't pull me up. Well, I pulled you over because your tent's too dark. On the car of me, sir, because... You're not being real specific right now.

But they hate it when you follow their commands. You got your license on you? Yeah. You mind reaching for them? I ain't reaching for shit. I heard this how you get fucked up out here. You reach for them. Get it.

You want it? Get it. How you doing, Miss Lady? Are you ready for this shit? I don't know if you're. ready for this shit. You look like you might not be ready for this shit. Because have you watched the 85 South show? Who

the podcast for then? Who is this podcast for? You ain't been watching it. You're lying. But I'm gonna help you out. This podcast right here is for white ladies named Tanya who got black kids. Listen to Tupac on her break at the

Woffel House. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this podcast right here is for all the dudes who got the colors in their yard, and they're going to fix it up this summer, allegedly. We record this podcast right here for all the ladies who let a nigga hold some money out your income tax, and he actually flipped it for you. Not the failures, the success stories. Right, right.

This podcast right here for all the faithful black men, because everybody know black men don't cheat. Shit. I ain't never seen a black man cheat on nothing. Not taxes, not basketball, especially not his girl, not as Barbara. Niggas faithful as hell. If a nigga smokes Swiss, that's all he smoked.

If a nigga smoke backwards, that's all he smoke. Come on now. This is a real nigger podcast. If your weed man, baby mom ever called you and told you your weed man was locked up, man, you put some money on getting this nigga out. This podcast is for the women who got that little bad proponent to us, just in case you need to go somewhere. We keep buying shit so true. This podcast is for everybody who got a lot of tattoos, but no matter how many tattoos you get, You still got one that you ain't proud of.

It hurt the laugh at that one. You see how I lost a few of them. We ain't judging you. You're doing your thing. This podcast is for all the women who are 24 years old with four kids. You're taking care of all four of them. You might have four more

because it puts the good in you young. Ain't nobody judging you. We all got this little thigh cousin keep bringing them killers to the family functions. Little niggas who look like cheap keeps in there do this all day Act like he don't want nothing to eat but that nigga ain't up everything Yeah, that's this kind of podcast, Miss White Lady Are you familiar yet?

Yeah, this podcast for all the little bitches who like their fake nails off And when the niggins try to look at their hand They're like, what on for? Yeah I talk my shit for this. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to all the ladies who got this smooth pussy in the front, but you missed that little spot by the ass.

That ass got a pony tail on you. Fingers don't care, who's still gonna hit that shit. Fellas you ever know this woman with that fat ass, their booty always be cold. That's just something to think about it. Yeah, much love to all the ladies who still like dangling. Yeah, they like that dangling, bro. I think they like dingalink more than dick, bro. You remember when we was growing up what they used to ask to see?

That dangling, bro. They ain't never asked to see that dick till you got grown, brother. We bring a dingalane back this summer later. Yeah, dinkoline, bro. That's what I call my shit. It sound long, don't it's a three-piece. Dinger, lean. Some niggas just be giving it a dinker.

I'll be giving it a dinker. Lean, the whole lean. Put that lean in there, bro. She want that link. Trust me. Trust me. I'm older than y'all. I've been out here.

Yeah. Until my real niggas, I'm eating pussy with your ass in the aisle. Lay down, bro. lay all the way down you are not you too freaky my nigga you too freaky

what if somebody break in he gonna shoot you you too freaky in the house bray down get under some cover bruh ladies call him out you catch a nigga

eating your pussy with his hands in there like sir you're booted call it a booty so he'll get embarrassed your booty sir I'm gonna close my leg, you better put your booty down. Too freaky out here.

Yeah, much love to all the ladies who watch you eat the pussy. Thank you for the inspiration motivation and your quality time. If the speaker come unplug, yeah, a nigger with a hat on back was gonna fix you. That's my man Joe right there. This nigga do everything. Shout out to the comedy zone. Letters come in here, you know, and fix y'all's shit. Black man's work is never done.

Got it, bro. Fix it. Get off your knees, bro. I don't want to watch these niggas to try you. Okay, little hat. I had to stop doing jokes about them people, bro. They're trying to jump me. I left the show we were three of men on my car like cats,

they were just on the hood. They were mad to tell, no, say what you said. Now say your joke that you said, say what the fuck you said. This is the only part that scared me, this little hand. Say what the fuck you said. Because he was underhanded. Real niggas, no, you ain't strong underhanded. Them niggas strong underhanded.

They drive underhanded and shit be turning. Try that shit, you'll break your wrist, OJ. Yeah. Okay, I believe we vibed in here tonight, bro. Much love to everybody who got some weed on them, right? got some weed on them right now, fucking coffee. I know it's in there. I smet it.

Every time I take a deep breath, I smelt them. My people are in here. Before I get out of here, I got to get one more shout out, bro. One more, because these ladies are really special to me. To all the women who got their $40 in their bra. Just in case anything might happen, that little emergency-titted money. You don't know how many times that can save the neckline. Yes

So all the ladies who let the nigger live in your living room That you don't fuck with no, but we appreciate that No, they mean they broke up, but they just moved to the living room She thinks she can have company The niggins just walk off man Ooh, pussy, in my house Ladies, if you fucking with a nigger And your kids don't like them, leave that nigger alone, bruh.

My kids won't lie to you. Mama, I don't like the other man. Who, baby? That man with them bangs on his neck. That's a whole other story. Okay, well my name is Carlos Miller, the magnificent day from Mississippi. It's my home boy, Jay Owen.

I keep trying to walk off like my cord along. I ain't used to not having a long chord. This is here you're weird right here. And this thing is my church. We wasn't at the church, we were just sitting out there. Play that shit, man. Replace something for the lesbians. They'll be playing with the dildo when ain't nobody around.

I see you, boo. Y'all together. Y'all look good together. I'll see, this dude, this is a good, a little healthy look. You all just get great. That's too fast, bro. Turn your music back.

I want some guitar shit for my homeboy now. This dude is hot. You hear me? Yeah. This dude is the truth. I'm going to tell you something. I knew when you go from comedy and R&B, yeah, man, you're doing something, dog.

Bro, he plays some tracks for us. The tracks are fired, bro. I'm telling you, dude. I said, man, you know, I'm just sitting up there one time. Fannie Fue talking to DC man, never knew he had all that in them, though. But the fact that he sang and he had music videos with shirts open is beyond me. That's a level that I will never reach.

I was jealous. You know what I'm saying? All his videos, his shirt off ain't got no chest, not now, muscle. And women going crazy. This is what you want to aspire to be. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know. Yeah.

I don't want to see right here, I'll get him on it. All right, give you the NBA inside. And I might go Rick Buecker over you. I'm going to play the lab. We all the time just together and played a media games. I'm feeling like we just thugged the whole drive out. We was just driving like we was transporting dope. That shit was crazy.

But I'm excited, man. I'm excited, man. You know what I mean? Greg, go ahead and do what we do, promote the Long Beach Show. You know what I mean? But again, I got to respect that drive. We just made a hell of a drive. Off just straight up in the morning.

Standing in looking crazy. Straight three-hour drive. Added an hour and, what, an hour and 45 minutes on a two-hour drive. At this point, man, to, like, the ability to, you know, have condition. I watch that for me, Kimmel and Cruz Skins. Excellent. You always catch me down. You should have been the police, why?

You could catch a criminal man. Hey. That's the nigga that film. Oh, Rodney King, just like that. Rodney King got his in. Ronald King being news, a nigga, just like Joe. All in the helicopters hanging out of their motherfuck like this. I'm gonna get every shot.

They're fucking killing them. Stay in the world, Gary's shot. Staying all right. Hey, man. What's up? Hey. Hey, man. What's all with you, man?

How are you doing? What's up? You're missing one, anyway? Yes, sir. Call you on the way. Okay, good, good. So Steve will be talking to you on. Okay, come.

Okay. Hey, man. Hey, good morning. This shit and stuff, man. Ah, I'm just bullshit. Came in here to, you know, say hello to the world, man. the world, man. I'm like, hello motherfuckers. How y'all do? How y'all mama do? Your sister's still working the hospital. Your brother's still. Okay.

Girl's stopping. For real? See, I'm here. How old the baby is? That type of shit. Hey, you come in here like you're about to tell us we ain't make the team. I'm tired, man. You're tired. You're a dad. No, you're the last player. I know you're glad for it. No, he's a whole time. You gotta talk you, man.

You're gonna have y'all in a minute to make sure you're on stress. Joe, what is you doing? Joe, I can't even talk to you just without his skin. No, no, no. This moment's too important. Man, I'm like, I don't even know, don't. Oh, shit. Oh, shoot.

Hi! Hey! I got a hug him first. This is Monica. She, uh, he produces himself. That's my child, y'all. What's up, Ma'am. Oh, the real one.

The real one. And my home boy first. Oh! Woo! You know, but he got me. Oh, he got me. Oh, he got me. Brickle made my numerae fall out.

Come up, pregnant. What's your boy, girl. Small feet. Small feet. I'm so many out here. Hey, we got so nasty, though. Hey, y'all so. Somebody got to sit.

Hey, friends. Y'all's so clean. Uncle Luke video just now. Oh, my goodness, y'all made it. Steve's excited. He's like this odd shit right here. Hey, what's the Wi-Fi? What's the Wi-Fi?

I don't know. Stay here. Okay. I'm calling. Okay. Oh. Damn, man. That shit's my man.

Oh, what's real, man? Oh, what's real, man? I'm glad you. I'm glad. Hey, look, how's your son. Hey, man. I squawk with that nigga had me. I'm like, yeah, man,

you don't know your mom. Like, you know your mom's show. Look, man, but you're gonna love young meat, man. We did. You might want to sit on down. You got to strap back and you put that inflection on meat like that. Young meat, right? See me, bro.

That ain't waste. You got to tell the young nigga for me in here. They put no meat on my mom. You want that young meat, y'all. No, no. Me all right. My boy, stop, man. We straddling every day.

We're going to eat at him. We're gonna eat better than we fight, you fucking mama. They're just saying, y'all, boy, stop. Y'all, cut that. Stop, stop it. Hey, cut it. Uh-huh. I told you.

I told you. Y'all just, I got hurt. You ain't right for it. You can't tell you, y'am. Man, imagine. That many people are talking about that, though. Imagine you go home and see your mama nigger and Takashi 6'9 on your motherfucking couch.

Sit. We got that. Ain't need to talk about it. Ain't need to talk about it. I'm on his chest. Hey baby. Man, man. You got to do money. Come straight over there to that name, man. I thought right now, man. I don't want to hit nothing. I don't want it. I don't want to, but you know it's coming out. It's a ass. I don't want it. So even if you ain't even if you ain't got it, but you better say, hold on, I'm going to make a call or something.

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