The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Tampa Comedy Special wit DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 220

Episode Date: January 24, 2020

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Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect podcast Network, tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Amen, man. What's up, Tampa? The 85-stop show is in the building. I'm saying, what's up, Tampa? Yeah, this is not just a show.

It's an experience, Tampa. We appreciate all you guys coming out to rock with us, the 85 South Show. How many of you guys watch the show on YouTube? You know, yeah, Tampa, we're about to have some fun. Make sure you go on YouTube, tell two people, subscribe to YouTube, go on all social media, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, follow the 85 South Show. How y'all doing up top in the back?

Up top on the side, how y'all doing? On this side, how y'all doing? Tampa, we got something special for you tonight. You are witnessing greatness in here tonight, Tampa. You are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy! The first member of the 85 South show, you see this man on MTV smiling out. You can see him in this Nike campaign all across America.

He is the pole and dressed man in comedy. Tampa, out of Washington D.C. Washington DC we got Chico Bean in the house the next member of the 85 South show you seen this man everywhere you seen them on MTV whiling out you see them as a host on MTV TRL you see them in the movie almost Christmas and you can see him in theaters right now in the movies I got to hook up to with Master P, Tampa from the west side of Atlanta DC Y'all fly is in the house. The next member of the Andy Fine South show,

he needs no introduction. But we don't give a wine anywhere for my ladies ahead. You see this man on MTV falling out. He's half of the old school rap food. He is the creator of the movement. Black men don't cheat. He is the coldest in the game right now. game right now ladies your baby daddy carlos millers in the building

champa stand up i need everybody up in the top i need everybody up take your phones out champa take your phones out you got to somebody you guys got to show this to somebody that make sure you give him energy you guys ready have a great time give them energy that give it right back to you you guys ready for the show to start saying hey oh yeah Tim, I get you a little bit louder, sing hell yeah! Tampa! That's clapping right now! This is the 85 show!

Yo! Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Temple! Don't know! Tampa! Temple!

What are you are! I said Temple! Tampa! Tampa! Tampa, Taubo, Tape Dampo! Time for! Time for!

Time for! Time for! Yeah! Yeah! So we are Tampa winning. Tampa, we're in Temple winning. We're Tampa winning. We're Tampa winning.

Tampa Winnie Tampa Winnie Tampa Winnie. Tampa Winnie. Tampa Winnie. Tampa winning. Tampa winning. We're a M-A-O. We have A-A-A-A-O. We're T-A-M-A-A-O.

We're at the one. Sampa. Eighty-five South Show! Where'd be it? We're in Tampa, South, show, we're in the Eastman. We're in a Madem South Show I said that, it's fine.

Oh, well. You're going to make an on the beat. We in Tampa is cool. Yeah, we're in Tampa, but that after come down full. All the parents are happy kids and start back school. We in Tampa, Tampa, Tampa, Tampa, Tampa. DC on Beach, piano like Ray Charles right now

DC on piano like Ray Charles right now DC on piano like Ray Charles right now DC on piano like Ray Charles right now yeah You know we're up in Tampa I said you know we're up in Texas We don't took this year to Jamaica then Come on Nick Oh we in Tampa

We in Tampa Outside, we're in temper. Number! I'm talking the roof, take the temper. Fire! And your last one, they're calling off. We're in Tampa. Ain't no need for explaining temper.

The sun it didn't start raining. Tampa. It's hot outside in Tampa. Yeah. Yeah. Come in a thumpa, tamba, tamba, tamba. We're gonna'all in your leg. Watch this.

God, damn. Look at all. God damn, look at all these niggas on here. She got her! Oh! She got on this all white looking like a kid cocaine in this bitch. Oh, shit in the building! Oh, them is...

Look, those are white looking like a kid cocaine in this bitch. Oh, shit. That's that. She looked like a good-ass bandane with the body school. Oh, fucking looking like a moorat. What is that? That prig is that? Hold up, hold up, yeah, yeah, hold up.

Before we cut the music, man, let's wriggle these things with some saxophone. Okay. Talk your shit. Huh, yeah. Talk your shit! Yeah. That's how you feel? Talk your shit!

Go! You are now tuned into the midnight crews of the 85 South Show. We want to thank everybody for coming out tonight in Tampa, Florida. We got a smooth group. We're setting up for you guys tonight, so we hope you're here to have a good time. Shout out to everybody in the war, Disney Theater, even though Ward ain't never been in this bitch. We still live. My sex phone player going through some shit. You can hit on it.

Yeah, you hear the pain in that nigga blow. That shit hurt. That shit hurt. We don't go. That's what he's saying. We don't go. We don't go. Stay warm on night.

in your life Don't make me cry You're stupid, man Let me see where my drama got going on Cause Lou, what you're going to? Let me see some, let me see some I think ain't been doing shit Just beating

That nigga sick of life, that nigga hate life There you go. There you go. DC, that shit he played looked just like his ass loud, don't it? Yep. That shit was all over the place. Do it again! Go crazy!

Oh! That's the top part. That's the two side braids. That's the two side braids. That's what a little dress. They ain't dress yet. They almost drizzed. Uh-huh.

She ran out of rubber bands. Our drummer, the only nigga that took us to see Alice and his dreads got hard. That's what they happened. That's what happened to him. Hey, O'Man, what you are, too, Braleam? Yeah. Yeah. See, he's going to fuck your mama.

You better leave him alone. Ha, ha. Hey, well, all the good time, we have the big-ass booty. We're in here. Back on the piano, uh-oh. Oh, hold on. D.C. Young-Fla-Chall. Let me see what my piano play are up to.

DC Young-Fla-Charles. Man, you made to tell me, we've put this whole ass piano up here, and you're gonna. Hey, love as you look like, you know what you're doing, a nigga, you're a winner. You ain't shit, man, we'll put this whole goddamn piano up here, and you don't even know how to play this shit. You got to play that shit. I don't know how to play that shit. Well, fucking I play it. Go ahead.

Tokyo shit Talk yo shit Yeah, yeah, yeah ya Them niggas gonna break them white people piano We ain't gonna never be able to come back to the table Wait wait wait wait wait y'all fucking my solo up y'all too loud they can't hear hold up Boy that shit sound like a monster coming don't it? Sound like you got there playing for the cheers and quiet.

Say it. I don't want to say. That niggas sound like he grayed. Y'all niggins is jealous. Jason Boyes. They got that shit at a church yard sale. What's up, Tampa? What y'all are too?

Shit. Nah, nah, no, no, no. We need more energy to that. We're in Tampa. What's up with y'all, man? Oh! This is a nice-ass theater! It's Walt Disney's theater.

Man, I was just about to say so the niggas on the ceiling just ain't gonna say shit huh hey they're VIP VIP man we got niggins all up on the ceiling in this village y'all is in the back i'm god level that we got seven layers of niggas in here tonight but the niggas all the way up top hell yeah oh hey sit down nigger for you falling fuck to show up that nigga fixing the leak on the roof that motherfucker looked like he on a boat that's about to sing help nigger i got the light and we got a black people lasagna this bitch man look they're all up here nika look they're all up there oh look at this man damn it's everywhere in Tampa came out and show love tonight man

that's what it is real Tampa we got all different types of people in here you see the lady right there with her hair cut like look like she got like this shit cut like Wesley Snipes on blade god damn no you're like you silly vampires you see vampires you feel vampires She looked like she went to court and pleaded insanity just to beat the charges. I'm crazy! Hey, she looked like that gay dude on Loddard Dota Shad. Sausage is, you want wine? You got your shit kind of like demolition man.

I like it. Hey, bro. I like it. Ah! She got a busted open hot leg hat! Oh shit looked like she just had surgery. She'll fool with it. She got a landed strip on her head, not her pussy.

That's crazy. She's on an ibuprofen, ain't haunted. Nah, you know what happened? She was getting to fade, then something happened. She had to get up and leave. Fuck it. Just leave it like this. I got to go.

I know what happened. She went to sleep, got there. God damn it. You know what? Just go ahead do the whole thing like that. The thing the teacher used when she fuck up right with the mark and she had erased some shit. Drive board or race.

That's exactly what it is. I think it's trying to get her to mirror. You want to look at it. I know what it looked like. Don't do that. Don't do that. Let me accept my reality on my own, sir. That's your lady right there, G.

He said, hell no, nigh, I wouldn't let my girl get her shit cut like that. She'd have to get the part or something like that. I told her where a scarf. I told him. Oh, okay. She just ain't hit by herself with a crazy-ass haircut. Yeah. I like your hair cut.

She's going to beat the shit out as after the show. Which one of you motherfuckers want to talk now? That is a CEO of somewhere crazy. No, your shit, cute, on you, on you. You're like, you couldn't do this shit, uh-uh, don't do that. You know how you got to make a compliment out of everything? Yeah, you got the right ears for that. You got the right.

Your shoulders, they compliment your head. Yeah, yeah, your shit, your slender is all right there. Hell yeah. That's what's the same. What, you ain't even do shit, bud? Hey, man, what's that dad, man? What's the dad on the old TV show? Rock.

Yeah, a nigga like rock. That's how you get like rock. That's how you get mad. Don't do shit. Let that niggin' long. He drive the church bus. He'd be late. Every Sunday, stupid-eyed, by.

I know she ain't secured it. Somebody looks up. I was talking about it. That's her birthday. Her shirt, Biggie Fuck. Them the wrong pants for this job. She like, I don't need a white color, sir, anything. She got on a nigga that got five yesterday.

She just put that on until we get your size, and he ain't coming back. Yeah, it's a 3X, but you're gonna be straight. You ain't gonna do too much. You throw that 3X on. She wore her burger king pans with the shirt. I got some black pants back to do that. What's her big in hair?

hurry up and sit down your titty jiggling that's a nigger he's talking to too that that nigger had a whole titter just who shooosh where I sent your big teeter head down she got two drinks she spilling that shit over everybody excuse me I'm about to slap that bitch you can tell about that nigga legs he got bronchitis look at that little Nick, you got on the insane asylum shoes. Nigga, where the fuck you get them from? They got on the white slippers. What would you just got out the crazy house?

You skateboard? That was a skateboard shoes. You counted niggas in Temple. Hey, D.C., them the shoes that give you on your first day of jail, that you told on everybody. It is like, you know what? You get the white ones, nigga. This widows, shout out to JJ from good times right there.

That's Jay and a nigga alone. That nigg got goals. I ain't think talking about this, nigger. He got the clothes you put on when you're peeing your clothes in preschool. Put this on to your mama get here. Her nigga, I don't change clothes. He's sitting over there by the door by himself because he smelled like Pete. Look at them.

They hope we'll talk about them. Ah, your wish is coming true. She got that stupid and stuff. She got that button like Doc McStuffins. I like that. What it is? Doc Mc Stuff is. in the building.

Look, they just said, bitch, sit down. I don't know. You got y'all two niggas ride together. Yeah, they hit you got on Timberlands in a sweater. This nigga got on swim trunks. What the fuck the job did y'all was coming to?

He said insurance. It looked like his mama stopped him at the door. Ah, take your little brother with you. That nigga got on Timberlands in Tampa, what you do for a living, bro? You a teacher. I told you. chaperone ass knicker oh this one of his trouble students maybe if i take him to an

environment where he can be himself he'll stop acting out in class any nigger that where timber lands in august is a gangster with your feet fat what you're trying to lose weight in your ankles nick i'm sweating feet um timbalaz zone boy sweating feet ad boy how they fuck outside what what the fuck wrong with you he was looking through his closet and forgot he ain't wet him bitch like god damn i'm gonna bust them bitching I've been there before, niggas just had to wear everything he didn't get the well. That's a look, that's a big brother. That's your kid.

He said, that's my cut, man. God damn, my bad, I ain't no more with you. Man, leave them niggas alone. They're going through some shit in that family. I can tell it, like, I sent something. I don't know what it is. I'm getting a bitch, and somebody on trucks. See, somebody.

Somebody, I don't know who it is. It's a family member. It's a woman. I don't know who it is. Let me see. I can see yeah I'm from the hood that's so dope it might be alcoholism is some is some sort of substance abuse I can't feel it out we in Tampa all I know if I hear a nigga yell out I'm gonna be right bike let me see your arms let me see your arms see these veins Dave, baby, you is too far for us to hear that. You, it sound like you just yelled out.

What's she at anyway? You like walled, though. That bitch is behind the wall. That bitch is stuck. Who? You know what's fucking crazy? What if the girl of your dreams is at this show? But she's sitting all the way to fuck up there. Well, that is a nightmare.

That is a nightmare. Yeah, that ain't no dream. That's a nightmare. Why are you? You gotta make it through all these tamper niggas to get up there hell now. You're gonna have to fight the niggas with some dreads like our drummer and some flip-flops. Oh, they can fight like the motherfucker. Look at the niggas at the top throwing dollars.

Y'all niggas, stupid. You should to use that money to buy you a closer seat, dumb-ass boy. This motherfucker is not, you're stupid. That is not falling. You are stupid. This niggas like, hey, yeah, I'm fucking this shit up. This niggil bought the cheap and see all the money. Next thing, you know, you're going to see her usher walking that nigga downstairs.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, I drop some dollars down here, excuse me. I need that to get my Uber back home. I ain't got no bank card. That nigga came in here with a hundred ones. You're going to be outside. What you're going off like a real floor of Nick? We want of you push-sad nigga picked up my money, Mike. Yeah.

I ain't fucked up at the money, part. I ain't bought though about the money part. I just wanted the shit, bite. That's all. Get it, bike. Yes, shit. Stupid-ass trying to throw it over all those people. The fuck-up part is, you ain't see it.

He was up there like, babe, give me a few dollars. She was mad. For what? I'm just trying to show these niggas. It don't matter that we're sitting in the goddamn top road. Who got the money? What did he throw? Did he throw a dollar?

What did he throw? Because y'all motherfuck of grind. They're like, uh-uh, bitch. Give me that. Hey, that's it, Craig, that shit went from all, that's it went from the third row. They were like, what the fuck? Hey, D.C., the shit came up from so high. The people on the bottom didn't know who's doing.

Look at God, throwing money in this bitch. Right. Little do y'all know, that nigga got that shit on a fishing string like the motherfucking commercial. Oh, you almost had it. You got to be quicker than that. Ah, somebody going to bite that screen. Man, Tampa, real place. Last time I was in Tampa.

driver pick me up with a suspended license I was like damn they go at all he's like thought door but that shit nigger they let me drive so I had to ask that Nick I'm like bro you a real Uber driver you about to set me up as a shit I you get an Uber job boy you better I don't know your license is spinning nigger you get the job and then they get suspended you like shit I'm going to way hey Chico you better be careful fucking around in Tampa they got some shit out here called E-Boer City huh what the fuck yeah they call That shit called E-Boid City.

E-Boy City. E-Boy, don't go out there. What did he have been on the E-Boid City? I would know why they call it E-Boy. Because them niggas do everything. That ain't what? It must be a Latin word for same sex or something, right? I was down that bitch.

I was saying a bunch of niggas standing in the line to get in the club. I was like, nigg, there might be some holes in that bitch. Then I heard the music, poof, poof, poof. I was like, oh shit. They are the holes trying to get in that bitch. Oh, hell, what is this? Oh, hell, ah! Where is the Uber driver with a suspended license?

You need them. You need that, that's why they let you drive with the suspended license in time, but you'll get the car with anybody, you get that. Boo, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh. That nigg's probably walking the girl. Yeah, it is stupid. It's a whole show. So soon as they get it, it's a runway.

Turn that fucking shit on. Y'all d'nick is stupid. Turn that shit on. Y'all dick it is stupid. Turn that shit. It's going to come from the ceiling. She said, sure he is. Y'all is crazy.

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They can be bullishin. Big women be thinking they won't get the work. Don't you? Shit, shit. Get all the ball and all. Get all. All that pussy, about eight pounds of pussy down now. Big girl pussy looked like two fists pushed together.

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last summer but I started fucking back because I was fucking this big girl and her pussy look just like a crab cloth

yeah you know she big you heard her she bitch let me use my outside voice Carlos Miller She took a deep breath with that one.

I like big girls because they pussy far at first. But I'm saying like if you one of them big girls who don't take a bad if you just be throwing the rag all around, I ain't fucking with you. Uh-uh. See, I like a big girl because her pussy far at first. Mm-hmm. When they wake up in the morning, they don't just open up. It'll be like... Shit, I feel you.

I like big girls because they know how to make meals you've never seen before. You wake up in the morning and got a bacon egg sandwich on a little Debbie Honey bun. bun you like damn how you put that together did you heat up the honey button so that's what you like right yeah she made you a baking and egg on a honey bun you know what I like about big girls what when they eat they hold a food right here you know what they like about being what they breathe like they j got through running like bitch you just said I have you know what else I like about big what you like they have amazing strength. Big girl can pick this goddamn couch up by herself.

Bang, get the chill. I got the couch. Put that bitch on the shoulder. Especially the big girls that can sing a little bit, like not a whole song, just her favorite part. Shit. Big girl got a body odor. I like it. You do? It like sweat, but it like, it like, it got like a little. It's sweat, but it's, it's good. It's like, it's like, maybe proud of sweat. Yeah. All the big girl, I never came in contact with, smell good than the motherfucker.

It's like y'all got bottles up, bars of a dove up under your arms. You know what it is? It'd be like that sweat, then it mix with like the smell of an empty Doritos bag. Hell now. Toritos tight, nigga. Doritos tight. You didn't smelt the inside of a Doritos bag. What was you supposed?

Because I was trying to figure out what that smell was. Oh, okay. It smelled like, old girl. Who's some of your favorite big girls? I know one of mine is Jill Scott, boy. Mr. Eliot, ooh, I love Missing. You see Jill Scott when she was sucking that microphone, boy, it was like, she loves me.

Let me tell you, Mr. Elliott, any big girl that can move in a trash bag and still look good. Boom, boom, bang. Like, you already been, you put some old bitch shit on you? I can't stand the rain. I was like, ooh, I love her. Ooh, I just want to bust it.

No, my all-time favorite big girl, Ms. Sophia. Miss Sophia, all-color purple. Oprah. Hell no. That pussy is hairy. That shit is coming out. No, quick question. Quick question.

Miss, Miss Sophia, before or after the fight? Both. Oh. You know he never had that. Because the one after the fight was hilarious. The crooked. You don't remember when they was about to fight at the dim table. Yeah.

And then Ms. O'Phillville was like, hush up your fool, Ms. O'Field on things about to change. I like Della Reese, too. Plus, Miss O'Field, the first black woman that knocked out of white men. Yep, clean. Oh, film. Yep, it's the first. Clean. I like Deloress.

I got one better for you, though. Ooh. Ooh. It might seem, hold your nose. Oh. Precious. I ain't going that. I'm going that.

I'm going to say. She's done here. Pussy paint ooh I'm gonna tell you the exact moment I fell in love with pressure when when she stole that goddamn chick Oh how to do it Well you got you gonna shout out when I'm feeling you got a shout out Monique too Monique was she was a real big girl in that movie You ain't shit bitch she too aggressive though it would be like just in that movie She'll fuck you without taking the bamb you like I can't do that Whatever

Della Reese is one of my favorite too just because of the way she came out the house on thin line between love and I quick you cross the head leave my goddamn son alone I was like ooh shit take care of me if I took her trash out this y'all see this ain't a famous big girl but I'm gonna go on through it no who do what my home boy mama cause she's the only later I know that could smoke a whole cigarette and never ash that bitch but she don't drop the ass and y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna be running these holes in and I just motherfucker ha this ain't a motherfucker hole how shit give me something out Give it to them not. Oh, shit, in that case, Smoky Mama on Friday.

She was the original. Hell, no, that bitch was loud. Y'all, yes and did. That's what she said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about sugar? Sugar. What the fuck is that?

Oh, Friday, or that Friday? Sugar. It's still auntie. Oh, yeah, no, y'all. She good. Yes, yeah. What's her name? Kim.

Yup. Yep. Yep. Ladies, y'all don't know. That's how nigg is remember y'all. We don't remember shit. shit, we just remember what the fuck you. You know, Kim, honeybun. Yeah, big boarie. Nah, then we do some type of motion.

Kim. Oh, that Kim. Oh, that's the wrong. Kim. Kim, Kim, crooked-eyed Kim. Oh, no, no, not Kim. Not Kim. No. You don't like him. Huh's shit. Yeah. Not that that. Kim. Not that kid. The Kim, you know the Kim. That kill. Oh. Oh, Kim. That Kim. That Kim. Yeah. Yeah. You have a kill. You know Kim?

Yeah, that's the only game they can do that. Look at Kim, she's in here somewhere. I don't know them base, what a God. Women do that shit too, but y'all be disrespecting when you were describing a nigga. You know Ron? Who is Ron? You know Ron?

Uh-uh, you're talking about Ron. Over with? Yeah, Ron. No, Chassaport, Run. You're talking about Instagram, I away placing, but ain't he money, Ron? No, you know Ron, throw it off the top balcony, Ron. You know. Oh, I don't know that Ron.

Oh, Ron. Okay. We ain't have a ride after the show run. The nigga had to run, run. How you doing, Miss Lady? I just wanted to let you know. I'm feeling that big titty energy that you're throwing to the stage.

What I said? Oh, shit. Right there. Those are amazing. We should have a spotlight. Like, how the NBA going. City cam. Right there, booby cam.

Man, boy, your titty's amazing, ma'am. God bless you, you got this thing, the Negro National Anthem, you see them motherfuckers. What's the idea? Humongous. 30A.m. 30A.m. We need to have a whole little, just like a blueprint. Hey, fellas, that's how you know the Tidys big.

They got a bad grade, 38F. Titties didn't even try. Big stupid-ass Titties. Tid didn't give her like three questions right on the pop quiz. Dumb-ass Titty. Big dump two of stupid-a-dits. I want to separate them, but they brothers. This motherfucker says you lift every voice and see if she got nipple rings.

Let your titty swing down low. Won't you let us see tities that's bigger than double D. I know it's wrong, but your teetis are strong. Oh, all the titty's in the back. Sing a song for titty's so big you need help when you suck them. Sing a song, you don't need pussy because titty is fun. Wait a minute, let's stop. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you gotta finish it.

Wait, bro, hold up before you finish, we can take a moment, shit, I ain't got light-headed. Man, look at the stud lady, right? Oh, the stud lady, all right, right? We're gonna continue on you. DC, come see the stud, so these motherfuckers is huge. God damn, now, you could not be game with those days. You made my, shit!

You make my penis. Right Even though you don't like guys I'll still get on your tities Because they're strong Sing it again, Chico Big old tis She's got a dildo she hides in her closet

Big old tis When you take off your shirt, your tits are drop it. Finito. Do you know how time out? Do you know how much black we're going to get from the woke community for making the titty black national anthem? So what? We ain't had a good black titty song since the last time we made one.

Yep, exactly. Somebody told us we talked about Titties too much on this show. much on this show. I don't give a buck. We own this shit, oops. I feel like we're the voice of the community, and we need a platform where black men can talk about tetties. What else are we going to hear this? Right. We don't have shit. Can't talk about that. You can't. Yeah, but the only way they talk about it on the news. The last time of black titty was on the news, bro, they banned some people from the Super Bowl. They did it. A little nipple top, boop. It was no way. Black tithes offend people.

I remember that. But those are the same tithes that made this country. Right. Titties that nursed all types of children and just beautiful. Black Titties are magical. All of them. All the way from A to whatever size that is. You say triple F? 38F.

38th. Fuck you. Titties are amazing. And we feel like showing love to the beautiful black ones. See, that's the thing. In America, y'all are the most, you know, undermined people in the country. Because you got to think about it like this. You're going to think about it like this.

Y'all are the best shit on this planet. women we as black men are persecuted and been persecuted since we be here but y'all are the support system for us and they treat y'all like y'all ain't shit y'all like a triple minority so we do here on the 85 South show as black men who was successful entrepreneurs who do it ourselves to show y'all that we love black women fuck all that bullshit that they say when a nigger get famous they don't like black women not only do we like black women we love black tities We love it! I don't care what condition they in,

long as there's two of them. Play that shit, bro. This gonna be, we're gonna do another tini song back to back. It don't matter to me. This is dedicated to all the women who got them purple pushy lips. Black women are black women are mad. Black women are magic hey, what you say? Black women are black women are magic.

Come on now. Even the ones with a little bitty-tail with one rubber band over. And you got that one little braid, that little braid in front of your wings, that the one of the braid. Charlie Hood, bids, who ran out of perm so you just did the inches.

Black women are magic Magic You walk your child To the school bus Balfeed it bitch, you don't give a fuck Black women are magic We love you Raised A key is black women

Got the coal linens under their week Black women are magic They raise their kids Black women got the cool white lenders under they will Come on They magic That's shit right now Black women is magic.

What are they magic? Black women is magic. What makes a magic, D.C. I'm talking about what the hell round the ariola. Oh, I love that shit. What? That little half, it'd be like one, two, three, maybe four, five. Oh, I love that shit.

Black women are magic, even if they don't like dick. She's still got big tits because you're mad. She liked black dick on Tuesdays She do This song is dedicated to all the women who got kids by two home boys And they still cool And they still cool Because they're magic

They magic Shout out to all the women that got to pick their hands up every time they stand up. Oh, I got you, motherfucker. Ah, ha ha ha. All right, stop. That's enough. Shout out to all my niggins, and I ain't no pussy in a long time. That's shit, all my baby, we cried, nigga.

I know. That was a very beautiful soul. All the niggas are here, that's where white women was like, it's okay, baby. It's cool. We love you, too. I play that's in the funeral, man. He know he's going to have it, but that thing's a cold,

You didn't see the white dude. He was selling this girl. Babe, you're pretty cool, too, bro. Pretty all right. You're going to make this song. It would be different for y'all. White women are awesome. They're awesome. White chicks are awesome.

They're so cool. They like to hang out and drink some brutes with the crew. And she's pretty. You get a drunk enough. She'll let you see both her tities. Both are tities. Because white women are awesome. They like to do.

things like cook without seasoning but there is a reason because they're white they'd like to drink all night then get drunk and look oh my motherfucker ain't weed any more hey chico if you ever want someone to count your calories let me hook you up with my home girl Valerie valerie oh don't know what he say don't know Don't nobody fuck with them white bitches. Damn. Don't nobody fuck with them white bitches. What you say?

No, nobody fuck with them white bitches. Time off. You lie. He's up with the white bitches. He ain't a real nigga that nigga like skin. Nicker. Talk about Marlon Luther King. Yeah.

This nigga right here. They will put him in check. Yeah. Because this is some bullshit. Yep. Don't you know that black pussy is the best in the way. Black Pussy is the best in the world. Black Pussy is the best in the world.

Black Pussy is the best in the world. I said, Black Pussy is the best in the world. It's the best in the world. Yeah. In the whole wide world. What? What? What?

Yeah. We had to do it. We had to do it. We had to do it. Yeah. That nigga said, black pussy is so juicy. You get something that wipe down like little boozy. Come on.

It's so good. It's so juicy. It's so warm. You ever seen a black girl in a porn? They get freaky just like the white girl. girl but they got real tight little curls and then you know the pussy ain't no shit black pussy so good get a haircut like this what you know about it let's talk your shit keep going DC the whole wide world

Yeah Yeah Yeah In the whole world In the whole world In the whole world In the whole galaxy In Australia

Africa too In America Yeah Brazil food Everywhere you go Even Canada Black pussy is the best Everywhere you go in the whole world. Black pussy is so good.

Then my whole world's everywhere you go, because it's so good. Black woman got the best pussy in the whole hood. Loose leg. Loose leg for the pussy. Black pussy, how you like it. Loose leg for the woman.

Blue leg for the pussy. Loose leg for the pussy. When you fought the white women you like, I should have took my ass home. We say it all let us say this. What we say, Jiko? Black pussy is the best in the world. You put up with that white pussy, your ass go to prison and come home looking like this.

You selling cans, you selling cans, you selling cans, you selling cans. They're like, what happened to Charles? I was fucking with this white bitch at the 85 South show and shit. Selling cans, selling cans. D.C. is the new can man. That's the can man. His name, can man. That's the can man.

He's the can man. That's the can man. He that can man. It all way, big, nigga like this. Want to wash the car. Hey, can I wash the car? Oh, hold up. Ha, ha.

Hey, why the hood ain't shit? And I give him a fucked-up nickname. Hey, man, leave him alone. That's my boy hip-hop. He, all right? Hip-hop, you cool? Yeah, I'm just looking for my materials. You got it in there.

I'm just looking for my brush and my soul. You got it in there. Ah, man, that's how I make my money. Yeah, you got it in there. Ain't know... You gotta keep looking in there. No, I ain't do not. I wouldn't have to read them.

Oh no, wait a second. We gotta help. We gotta help. We gotta help. We gotta help out hip hop. What happened? What do you lose, hip-hop? Me, you know about nobody.

So I want them better ray, right there every day morning, they want to cover. I, well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, this car, now, this car, now, this cart, now, you had the cart last night. Remember you watched Little Ronald Car? Yes, I brought in a Ronald. Ronald said you said you gave his money, you know what I mean? Yeah, hold on the banana. There ain't no banana.

Man, I ain't no goddamn banana. You look like you got to go to God damn me or E-boy World or whatever it is. That's the rain. That's the rain. What? I hear my material. I want to run, roll. I'm like, man.

Somebody throw your material. One need time for niggas, hold on. Wait a second. What one of you motherfuckers stole my brother shit to watch cars with, niggil? You turn that motherfuckers. What's one of you niggas got my brother got there more a shing, niggil? Amen. You in the back.

Fuck you there, nigger. I come back there right now. Motherfucker, get my god there. It's the nigger with the white bitch. Bitch. I'm coming back there right now. your motherfucker. I feel you.

I'm gonna steal my guy. Brother. You got me. Where you going, nigger? You fuck wrong with you. Hey, white lady. You know what happened? My brother stuff?

I don't trust you. Look out. What's up? God damn, but none good in the mother. You did? Don't be giving me stuff because you. Did you steal my brother's shit? Don't get beat up, Ray.

Hey, we're going to be at Sell Lee. Hey. Don't get beat up, right? Hey, that's on my man in the wheelchair. He might have me. You did the biggest wheels go quicker. You stole my brother's stupid. Hold on, man.

That's him, girl. I think that's him. Hold up. You know I can't get now. Hold up. Hey, hey. How the hell I'm going to get down these stuff? Oh, damn.

Hey, wait a minute. Mama right here says she stole it. She wants some sugar. Well, give me some sugar. No, man. Oh, Lord. I don't know how the hell I'm going to get down. My neck's meant like cigarettes.

Excuse me, excuse me. I'm gonna get drunk at me. Ain't nobody scared to you. Uh-uh, uh-uh. Oh, uh-uh. Happy Thursday, baby. Happy Thursday, baby. Watch up, watch on.

I'm gonna see about this nigga back here. What's up, baby? You know that me? Oh, what's up? Who? Who? Hey, one of you guys back here stole my brother's shit. What one of y'all told it?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, how you doing? What's up, OG? We got a banana head. What's up OG? You're in here. I smell like penicence. You're dressed like you're in. Like you're going to see the goddamn.

Oh, she smelled like penicillin. Hey. Penicillin, though. Hey, my man. Oh! Antibiotics. She smelled like antibiotics. Hey, hey, br, I got the guy who stole your stuff back here, D.C.

She smelled like antibiotics. She smelled like vitamin D. vitamin D? Yeah. We back here in the back with the baldhead white man. It looked like the white version of little bill. She smelled like fish old. You ain't black. Don't worry about that. Black as black, baby. He said his daddy black. I don't believe him. You just look at that. Hey, what's up? Give it up with my aunt right here. Yeah, he just came from a Earth 145 concert. He bought his wife. He bought his wife man from the Earth and Fire concert. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney. The podcast were is broken and stories are set free.

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Just pay $5 for the shipping. Again, that's Blue B-L-U-E-Cue. Like a period. come blue chew is the better cheaper faster choice and we thank them for sponsoring our podcast yeah hey white man you protecting me well walk in god damn there we go yeah you ain't never see the nigger tell a white man what you do yeah it's hard walk straight but stop being in your back stop bending your back what's up walk straight up walk straight white man walk straight

Yeah, he built like Peter Griffin off goddamn family guy. Get your ass at the front. Yeah, that's for my ancestors. He ain't even the police. He's the paramedics. Ain't that bitch. That's a good. How's going on, Rock?

How you feel, you street? Rock ain't hear me up to step. Fuck, Rock. Hey, y'all. Hey, somebody gave us some pictures. Come on that shit. This one, this one me. Looking for my goddamn materials.

This one. you. Who that is? This you here. That ain't me. That's you. That's you and that's me. No, that is me. Thank you to the dude who drew these. Thank you. Hey, this shit cold, bro. What's your name, bro? It's David McLean. What's your name? Come here, G. Come here, G. David McLean. David McLean. David McLean.

Who that did all those pictures that David McLean. What's up G? This shit. Yeah. That n'i got dressed and got glasses. Ah, ah! Niggas are painter for real. Man, tell the people your name.

Tell the people your name and your information and where they can find your artwork at, G. Uh, is David McClain? No, it's... This nigga don't know his name. This nigga don't know his name. I tried to help him. It's David McClain. Oh, no, no, that ain't there no more. They call me Dave-old. What's your name, nigga?

Got his polo button to the top. That's how we do it at Tampa. It's David MCC at Tampa, yes. They ain't going to remember that. Say it again. My shit hard. I'm hanging mine in the bell for. Yeah, that shit goes. My Instagram is, it's David MCC. It's David MCC.

And they can find this type of good art that you do on. It's David MMC. Absolutely. All right. MCC. Thank you, David. Appreciate the love, bro. Yeah, yeah.

Appreciate you, man. Appreciate. That's the thing. We appreciate all the people, all the 85% of that do stuff like this for us. Man, we appreciate the love. This is beautiful. We got the coldest fan. Look at the audience, bro.

We got a hood niggins. Then we got a science teacher sitting right here. Hey, that nigga, Drew, you for real. That nigga gave you some abs. That is a lie. Shut the fuck up. That nigga gave you my body. Yeah.

He gave him some abs and a blunt. Ah! That you gave him my body. thing's gonna let you have shit nice can't have a nice shit around niggins he got a dude put it up i bet you will shit we're in the game so all the ladies who got the body shape on take this shit oh ah you said uh hell no hell no that's why your adam apple hurt cause you can't swallow bick she better not have no god i'm gonna tell the dot that my neck hurt i bet it is she they take that waist train on their body gonna drop like meg the stallion

They're my brother right there. Oh, shit. What that shit got to come from? That shit got to come from back down. You know what the weight shape is? It's the thing that they use to check your blood pressure with at Walmart. They just made a bigger version

and let them rock it around their body. They walk around with blood pressure bands. You always fucking with people. You started this thing. And my auntie had a weight train all that other day. That shit was so funny. She would hold the groceries, bro. She was trying to get the groceries out of the car.

Man, waist trainer make you walk like the tin man. Hey, man. That should be funny as fuck. Hey, when you hung up out with a weight trainer and you feel it, they always give you that eye, like, like, that's what I felt. That's what you feel. She got her tactical vest on.

Good tactical vest. Excuse me. Shut up. Shut out to all the niggas that be hiding their girl's stomach in the picture. You'll grab it a little bit. You got to do it. Oh, the girls do it in the pictures. Y'all be slick taking the pictures like this.

Don't nobody get a fuck about that stomach, man. Show that stomach. Show it. We know what it came from. We didn't think I want to see that shit. Then you get home, you're trying to show that shit. They always try to lay on their back so they can try to even their stomach out. Like, nah, bitch, I see something.

Something is booed now. Hey, this is not. Nick Carlo's so dumb. I got to talk about it. We had a show. We had a show in Boston after the show. This lady came up after the show with her stomach hanging out of her shirt. That nigga Carlos looked at her and said, hey, baby, I just want to go on your

stomach and go, boom. Hey, that shit was so I'm talking about her shit, but literally. It was looking like a face is supposed to be right there. That nigga went in it and were like bleb-b-b-b-b-lissing. Listen. I couldn't resist. She were like, what? We were like, bitch, you know what?

I just didn't know I didn't know that people was insecure about shit like people insecure about a lot but I'm saying to the point with like somebody can say some shit and they really be fucked up about it oh yeah because they've been trying to fix it they whole life they don't know how to fix it or they don't shit you get what it is you got it when that's the thing about being uh you know a black person like you got to accept the shit that the society say is wrong with you because if you don't you're gonna be fucked up with yourself and the world gonna be fucked up with you you ain't gonna make it you ain't gonna make nothing to happen

That shit gonna drive you crazy. Don't everybody care? My head big as a motherfucker. I'm gonna talk about swole. Sean McGill. I can care less. Nick, I'm a big head. It show he is.

Give a fuck. I love it because I ain't got no choice but to love it. Ain't no head surgery they can get you, nigga. Yeah. You just got to accept your flaws. Man, they used to tease me when I was growing up. Oh, look at Carlos. His dick so big.

He's a freak. He's a freak. He's not like the rest of us. Oh, my God. Don't sit by Carlos Miller. This nigga retort. Hey, man. You used to get picked on, too?

He used to tease me, bro. Oh, look at his big dick. We're only in second grade. That's what we all got to come, and everybody. You two, Carlos, I thought I was the only one. Oh, my God. Everybody one for my teacher who believed to me, leave him alone. He is one of my exceptional students.

She was a pedified. And that's another thing. Salute if there's any school. She went like this over most people here. Only the white people in the mixed dudes. She was touching you. Hey, salute to all the school teachers in here and here. That is a tough job.

They're a real tough job. And I don't like the fact that all the rap niggas act like is y'all thought that they made it. My teacher said I wasn't going to be shit. No, she didn't, nigger. You never tell you that teacher who is telling all them students that they ain't going to be shit. Report that bitch. She is fucking up the future. up the future yeah right shit in the bag and put it on her desk it's gonna be

hilarious real but salute to the school teachers y'all don't y'all should be the highest babe motherfuckers in the country because not the highest page they give a little bit more money no no no if you ain't never seen a parent teachers conference with them wretched parents that don't never come and tell you tell they student not to do some shit that's a lot to deal with who the fuck said my baby is having trouble at the house bitch first of all don't tell me how to raise my motherfucking child whole okay you got me fucked up I said might take good care of my baby well ma'am your son is in the 12th grade and can read I don't give a fuck he don't need to read I read for him

bitch I didn't have a babysitter a nigga we gotta give us another shout out too to to the people who work at the school that's not teachers like the janitors and the cafeteria lady and the 10th lady what yeah perfect attendance bitch you know I skip school bitch appreciate you Shout out to all the lunch ladies in here too. Y'all special. We remember some of y'all for our whole life. Y'all give a nigga that extra apple juice and breakfast and that extra milk at lunch. We love you forever, man.

And you know, that need to be the federal law. All lunch ladies need to be black women. For real. You ever had that black lunch lady who gave a fuck about not only your education but your well-being? Come here, baby. You look so hungry. Come here. Look at him.

He just look hungry. Reaching and get you a one of them apples out there. Get you another one of them. I wish you would grab another chocolate milk at my school. What? I'm just trying to have some cereal. You don't get no goddamn chocolate milk for cereal. You get a regular milk out of there.

I was a nigga that a lot of chocolate milk. I just, the whole line. Just a bunch of chocolate milk. Excuse me. No, no, I'm going to get that. That's why we fucked up now. Think of the shit we had with chocolate milk. Fis sticks.

Nigger that grease-ass spaghetti with that goddamn big-ass Texas toast. Nah, no. Third kid, you know, what's the best of milk? Who like a bit? That square piece of with the square pepperon is on it. That square pizza. Oh, boy. That she used to be lit.

I mean that shit. Damn. Oh, damn, boy. Oh, look. Where the niggas who used to put Tator Tice and shit in their pocket? I know they're in this bitch. This nigga put a hat on me. Tatertize shouted.

This nigga put a... Tatar Tats out shaking them like Skittles. What's up with y'all niggas, man? Y'all straight. Nick, who you get some Tater type from? Yesterday. out who used to start food fight so you mean you took the business home and brought him back you was a killer me right I used start food fight I ain't never been in the food fight before I said be lit you're I'm from Mississippi

I'm from Mississippi they got to be really quick they got they ain't throwing they food is they take one piece of food one for that's the thing but you in elementary school boy hey man you ever remember that nigga that family had the good shit that nigg used to come to school with lunchables and the nacho con Nogges and be stingy as fuck. Hey, man, can I get a cracker? No, no. We're going to beat your ass by these lunchable.

Nigger. I bet we stood over a nigga and watched that nigga eat his whole lunchable. That's how you feel. Bitch-ass-ass niggong come in here with an extravagant snack. That's a thing that did not give a fuck. He was like, you were like, bro, we get this shit is not working. Niggas get disrespect.

We're eating that luncheon, but we don't nobody else got one. Okay, cracker, cheese, meat. Another cracker, another piece of cheese, another cracker, triple stack. Hey, I mean, one time I thought they cheated me, nigga. See, I ain't know it was just supposed to be like a crocker ham cheese. That's it. I was crack a ham cheek, crocker, crocker, ham cheese, crocker, chocker. Hey, crack a hell, tea, cracker, cracker, crack a ham cheese, croaker hell cheese, crockle, cracker.

Cracker ham cheese, cracker, cracker, crack. Cracker hell cheese cracker Cracker hell cheese Cracker Now finish this shit We gotta hit the rest Yeah, that was it We're fucking

But now Cracker Hell tea Cracker Cracker Hair Tea Cracker Cracker Hair Chee Cracker Cracker Hell Chee Cracker Cracker Hell Tea cracker

Cracker Hell cheese Cracker Cracker Cracker Cracker Cracker Hell cheese Cracker Cracker Cracker

Hair tea Cracker Hell Tee Cracker did a move and his weed his knees went cracker crack crack crack crack crack oh oh I can't do this shit I can't do that shit I can't do that shit ever show I can't do that shit I can't do that shit ever show I can't do this shit ever show is in jeopardy right now nigga good crazy that damn loose leg done toe is ACL but no no for real no bruce to come in like like four look five look crocker you know about time I get my little third sound I'm like they I need some more cracker

Oh yeah, you ain't supposed to do it like that. I was on, I was in LA and seen some kids on a field trip and all of them had luncheables. I was like, what has the world changed to? Hey, nobody had no smush sandwich in a plastic bag, no fried chicken wrapped up in a grocery store bag, nothing. I'm like, what the fuck didn't change in regards to the black family now? These kids all got lunchables, nigger.

Lunch on a field trip used to be the greatest shit ever. See it what people would come with? Nigger have a whole Thanksgiving plate. You know a nigga will pull about what he brings. But you'd be mad, you got it as a young nigga, but as a grown man, you wish you had one of them place. Your mama would say, look, take some of them pork chops and put some green beans on there.

I'm gonna wrap it up, all right? They ain't gonna be able to heat it up, but it's gonna be good. Ain't nobody else gonna have this. See, you had pork chops and shit, my mom would say, look, grab two of them sausage pad, they get two pieces of bread, take your ass on their field trip. Niggins, we eat lunch at two o'clock, this shit gonna be cold, ma'am.

Back in the day, Philtrits with black schools to be like a potluck. Niggas used to have all type of shit, man. You said to reminisce, I'm thinking, bro. I'm thinking. What happened, bro. I can't believe this much time has passed. She passed, but she, you know. And ain't nobody opened up the goddamn sandwich shop that sell, them little smush dance field trip sandwiches.

Them shit was the best. I used to know it a bitch. Nigger when they'd have to wait all day and the sandwich be thin, like the motherfucking envelope. That shit gets stuck. Oh, my boy! Nicky, your sandwich started off a regular sandwich. You had a whole goddamn sandwich bag full of sandwich.

By the time you ate that bitch, it was thin and this bag. You fuck around, look around, nigga, about five niggins doing the same shit. That's shit good, though. That's a good ass goddamn sandwich. Hey, I'm glad school started back. You know, this is one of my favorite times, yeah. Me too. Get on Instagram and see them kids with their fucked up attitude in the morning.

This is the picture you'd be having your kids taking. Take it with the backpack on in the school uniform. Motherfocus, still can't smile. Stop buying them little boys, them loose-ass belts. That belt are ripped around the little boy two or three times, and he got some shit hanging down his leg. Nick, a little crazy. Get that little nigga his own belt.

Cheapel. How many y'all got kids? Makes some noise, you got kids. That's everybody, huh? That shit went out like a wave. Yep. Y'all happy as fuck the kids about to go back to school, late you.

What? Yeah, you get the fuck around the house now, huh? Get naked. Huh? They ain't back yet. Oh, they already went back in Florida. Oh, y'all winning that. What?

They are, oh, yeah. They already- Look, you know, in the black house, school started bad last week. You know, black parents make up their own rules. Go to bed so y'all can practice, going to sleep. How do that shit? How the fuck you practice going to sleep?

That's a bout. That's the best feeling in the world when your kids have been waking your ass up all summer early in the morning that you get to walk in there on the first day of school Hello everybody wake up guess what day it is What's this cheek on? Hey parents make some noise if you got the kids they're crying when you wake them up He's mad at the kid wake your stupid ass up Man man man get up time to go to school man school bus to be here in a minute you know slept it's 9 6 o'clock man come in hell too you know early in the morning that's it cold like 50 degrees they'll never get right up you had to come back two more time it ain't been for two minutes come on you got to take a wash up yeah I go get up now school bus come get up get up you got in the last hour them over sitting on the edge of the bed looking like he's going through something

man man man come on you need to get ready man the bus going to be here in a minute you can still sleep get your stupid ass up why That's what parents started talking shit. See, that's what I told you. Take a bam last night and turn that goddamn game off. Because it has time to get up. You don't want the goddamn get up. You want to sneak and play that goddamn game all night. Oh, look, black parents act like that game is the root of all evil.

Whatever going wrong in a black child life. Your son fell off his bike. Well, if you turn that goddamn game on, he can learn how to fucking pedal. That's what's wrong with these kids. Now, they don't go outside, they sit in their room all goddamn day with their goddamn game. That's what they do. And you bought the game. Now you're mad he's playing it.

Goof-ass. Now you got to learn how to play it with your stupid ass. Ma. Listen, the worst thing. The black kids be like, I'm hungry. Turn that goddamn game off and get you something. There's plenty of food in that. You won't turn that goddamn game on.

It's lessons you learn. It's lessons you learn when you're getting up to go to school. Like, I don't, I'm going to tell you how I learn how to watch my. face real good like I never allowed myself not to wash my face real good after this I didn't wash my face one time I had the little tear that the crust tear and my mama came up to me and said come here nigger that was the what the fuck you to rub some slime on me at least at least your mama stayed at home nika my mama worked at my school oh my mama used to wear like different wigs every other day oh your mama was super fly

No, nigga, that shit was traumatized. I never get, nigga. She broke up a fight, nigga. And she told one nigga to go. I'm in the hallway. I see this shit. She told one nigga to go to Claire. That nigga walking down the hall and told him,

but that lady with that wig will make me slap up. You should have beat his ass. Uh-uh. I said, hey, bro, that lady with the wig. My mama, nigga, don't do that. Yeah. I don't think I was been able to deal with my mama working at my school. That's tough.

That lady with that wig going to make me slap up. I was like, see, this is why I can't do this, bro. It's too much pressure, bro. I don't even like to fight like that. You went through some shit, you did that turn into a cold caster, bitch. Wait, like, why are you in the streets, nigger, let me tell you something.

You ever been to school with your mama? All day. And she wore different wigs every other day. Every day. You had a lot of pissed up aggression. So, time about school, like, like, 277 days a year. So your mama had enough wig.

They weren't kids are still going to school back in. They go in the day, too. No, they not. You go to a middle school right now, it's a Honnold student. You like, God, damn, this is a community school, for real.

I just, the schooling change now. You know what they do? Listen, you got to be real. They get too many goddamn holidays. You got to be involved in your kids' life because you got to make sure that you influence your kids more than the internet.

Because I know the shit that we used to say in doing school without the internet. Boy, I'm, talking about all types of curse words that's why you got to respect black like how many y'all been cursing since you was a kid when nobody was looking how many guys to this day still scared the curse in front of your parents nigger you've been cursing she was in the second grade shut up bitch somebody

bitch but you know what the whole part about it is you knew exactly how to use this shit soon as your mama walked down said okay I'm in charge of this motherfucker We ain't doing none of that weak-ass bullshit Your little glass cooking the noodles We're about to watch this shit sit the fuck down Don't break shit we can do what the fuck we want to do Long as shit don't get fucked up Let me tell you some of these kids is they don't give a fuck

See when I when I first learn how to curse That shit was real that nigga you had to look around first before you Right Fuck you But when you at school The man recess boy that was the cursing central Reese says everybody was cursory. Hey, bitch, give me the ball.

Bitch ass, nigga. Fuck you. We in time, but I know y'all, fuck you, nigga. I be bike. You said you're going to get your bike? No, nigga, I'd be bike, nigga. That means he's coming back in a minute. Man, I'm, we, that's salute to the black birds

because they instill a fear that lasts forever in black people. I'm still scared of my mama. Somebody asked me, had I ever called my mama by her first name. I'm like, nigga, what the hell no? I wish I would show up and be like, hey, Wanda, was good with you. I don't know what the fuck she'll do. She might shoot me. My mother had a cane.

Walk away if you want to. I said come him. Damn. Your mama was a sandman after Apollo nigger. That ain't, that ain't. That ain't what you do with that? That's probably why you sing so good. She'd have made your vocal cord strong in the motherfucker. Hooking your ass with that cane. Hey, but when you ever had a whole person squinched their eyes

like this, run. Oh, everybody in my family. What? Yeah, everybody in my family. Yeah, I remember me and Satan got to fighting. Everybody in that, man. She whooped everybody, nigga. Everybody.

Everybody. You know you ain't want no problems. I ain't want no problems. No smoke. No smoke. You don't want no smoke with that black mama boy. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

That's a girl. Like, my sister, reason why my little nephew is so throw it all right now because my sister is crazy. She wanted to whoop you and talk like one of them bitches. Yeah. It's crazy. Crazy. She'd be like, bitch, then I tell you not to do that over hell stupid nigger.

Never. Never. Never. Damn. I heard that. Alright. Yeah. I'm like, that nigga gonna be a murderer.

You need to stop. Don't do him like that. Yeah. When the black mama start talking without opening a mouth on. Damn. That that nigga got a vise on. Excuse me. A car chain, nigga, what the fuck you go?

You look like the dealer of life. All about the Benjamin's. Look a lie, nigga. Excuse me, bro. Oh, that's her boyfriend. She's like, I told you, babe. That nigga said, yeah, I'm going to fuck him up with the doo-Doo Brown and the visor tonight.

They ain't going to be able to fuck with me. She bought him that visor. You look, babe, it's like M-ZM. You're my man, Chris. Every day. Nigger, a player. Y'all good. Hey, look at my boy right here, built like a bar.

Musta. He with his white girl trying to show her teacher how to be some seasoning right there. He got a reminder that it's mustard. Mustard. With my girl. Hey, remember. Mustard. Seasons. Mustard. That nigga got the mustard. What did you learn today? I know babe. No man ain't just a man right there with the with the straw hat all. That's what it is. You don't know. He ain't been out of town. Nicks. They got a straw hat. Where you been? That nigga. Big as a motherfucker. He got. He got a a straw hat and an African stripe on his shirt you just representing all the cultures

ain't you Puerto Rican african probably got some joan's on look at this that's a real nigger right there the dude behind him look like the villain on grand theft auto ah the yellow ass jacket ah that they're trying to blend in you are that is that is the villain nigger of granddaddieff auto you walk in he he man get the goddamn cook off the table hey pick really over on the other side of town is acting like he doesn't want to pay me my money go over there and get him or you're going to have a problem just like he is, where's the Coke? Yeah, that's him.

Niggas sell, I'll use cars. Why don't I want no car from you, bud? Shout out to all the niggins who got sunglasses on, but you can't see, but you're too cool to take him off. You got a sky, you got a bad-ass sky on your eyes. This nigga right here, trying like him over. That nigga right here, look like he dressed like you great going to Tom, join the cruise.

Nigger, what's going on with you? Like, you're about to listen to some Frankie Beverly. This week and chat. Come on, come on. Come on, everybody. And always a nigga on the boat like this. Come on. And I don't care.

I want to love you. You shouldn't. What the fuck is you doing? There we go. I want to make sure I'm right now. Come on. white guy come on you know I think the sunrise it shines on you know there's nothing total nothing I would not do you sang it bitch

Look at the white people! Hey! Before I let you... Y'all don't need to know when to run come in, ain't this? They're like, oh! I would never, never, never, never, never, never, never let you go before I go. Ah, y'all. Y'all do not know when to come in.

And she come in. Everything in that, nigg, and I just jump up and go like this. and go like this. That reminded me, bro. Old niggas don't never be standing by who they want to dance with. Old niggas song, come on, you gotta go get a bit. Hey, go get Gladys! Go get Charite Gladys.

Go get Charit Gladys. Come here. Hey, Chico, you should have heard their ass on that old part. They did not know when to come in. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Did nobody know the words but the white girl, she knew all of them. She knew it! Yeah.

I heard it on YouTube. Yeah. I have an iPod still. Nah, she went to the club with her man one time. You know this play when the club about to let out. You see, niggins are all happy. She was like, what is this song that's making everyone move the same? I have to find out what this is.

Hey, this is a good-ass electric slide song. I ain't lie. I know. I said, D.C. do the electric slide. Come out. Hey, yeah, DC do the electric slide down low. Hey, will you find out how to dip? Oh, you're the real electric slide.

Oh, this, this, my dad. When you find out how to dip? This right. Bring it back. Ah, uh, uh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, come on. Ah, come on. Which one you are on?

Hit that shit. Hit that shit. Ah. Ah! Alright, your turn, Carlos. There you go. Hit the, oh, oh. Oh, oh.

I never do it. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Second and that. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! One more time. Bang, make it. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Oh. Here it is! Oh! Real that pussy ends! That thing is stupid, he tired right now.

It's always gonna be one nigga, like he fishing on that part. That is a state boy in the black community. That's the classic. I don't know that other one everybody be doing, though. Which one? That goddamn, that wobble. I don't know how to do that one.

To the left top. That's the cha-cha slide. Y'all slide. No, hot one time. That's shit. That ain't did. Come on now. Right.

Left foot. Come on. That's that bullshit. You all allowed to do the wobble. You got to get a big girl. That's their shit. Yeah, yeah. Get in there.

Wobble, baby, Waffle, baby. Wobble, baby. They come out of nowhere. They said, join the motherfucker. They say, ah! Come on. Come on. Ah!

Ah! Get low, get low, get low, get low, get low. Get low, get low. Oh. Oh. Uh-uh. Y'all niggas can't do that. These young niggas got them goofy-ass dances.

Demo. The fuck is wrong with you. You're having a seizure yon? My daughter, and that's all they was doing. Daddy, look. Like, what is wrong with y'all? But you got to think about it. It's generations from stupid shit.

Y'all started this shit. I got a brand new shoes. Why would I want to kick your shoe? This is stupid. Look at us. We are stupid. That's a dope-ass dance, though. We are stupid. I guess you right, because I guess a nigga doing this shit

looked dumb as fuck when it first came up. You know what's funny about that dance? Somebody did that bitch in the club. did that bitch in the club and got some pussy doing that dance that stupid-ass dance the running man the running man but my old niggas old niggas used to just two steps so good i seen uh o j's video them niggas was who that's what you're going to hear to it ooh oh my old niggins are kilt tore right out to a bitch Hey there, y'all girl, you ain't anybody? Hey, that's exactly how they pull up, how they pull up, do you see?

That's the new dance. We got a look back just care to the bitch sit up. Oh, that bit nothing left for right, that bit. That's the new dance from the 85 South Show, the old nigger walk. Hey there, young girl, how you doing? Uh-oh, got my Wattah Gee in the motherfucking bearded! Hey! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

You know how we get down. First of all, Tampa, is we in the building? If we're in the building, Tampa. You already know what time it is. You already know what time is. You know what time is. Every time I come to the city, my nigger. to the city my nigga my nigga always makes you i'm good bro and this been family for a long time

and i tell him right now this nigga is running tampa hey y'all gotta show this niggins some love papa this nigga feel the total talk go crazy go crazy go crazy go crazy hey hold on they're doing dances right tampa y'all know what's all we gotta keep keep playing keep playing come on city boy with it sit it uh oh sit there boy with it let's sit there boy with it Oh, the city boy with it, hey, city boy with it, with the city boy with it, with a city boy with it, with a city boy with it, with a city boy with it, with a city boy with it, with it, city boy with it, city boy with it, watch a city boy with it, city boy hit it, city boy hit it, city boy hit it, city boy with it, yeah, one time. Right now.

That's enough for Ty. Time to make some noise for y'all, man. That's what it's about. Support your people. This is my live, guys, audience, girl. Hey, my first time and time, that nigga took me to the crib. And we ate so much food. And we went to what club that was?

That gangstead club. What that ain't got no ace event? What's that gangstand club, Tom? Skyline. They already know. They said, skyline. They said, skyline in the crowd. If you ain't never been to prison, that's a prison.

That's a prison. Don't do that. Everybody in there got felonists, choppers, they do cocaine. Listen. In your face. You will get in Tampa, you will get shot by a nigger with some thong flip-flops or a nigger. A whole gangster got on some rainbows.

So a nigger. And my toes pretty pussy, niggil. If you got asthma, don't go in that club. You got any breathing medical condition, don't go in that club. Skyline. I'm telling. For real, they got an A-back problem.

That shit got black mold everywhere. That's probably one of the greatest clubs in town, but I have fun at. You walk in that ball, folks. Shout out to that nigga who threw that money earlier. Now, you regret that shit. Now, he left.

He's an Uber driver. He got to get that back. That nigga tripped out. That nigga is up there stupid. Niggas. He said lost everything. Not everything. Chico, who auntie was that you

feeling on? man auntie lick my neck my shit smell like new ports now maybe yes he licked your neck and were like come in I was like oh-uh you she said come in I stole this shit I want some sugar I was like some sugar which one about yeah yeah she says she wants some sugar you know that pussy oh she gonna give me some goddamn cootie cat when we leave you can't held her that cootie cat different she hang with she hang with a bunch of motherfuck old ladies goddamn a group of she grabbed me She grabbed me and whispered in my head talking about this ain't what you want.

I said I know. Yeah, no, exactly. This is not what I want, ma'am. I am young. Fuck the whole. She's hanging with the skeezers. She got a group of skeezers. I'm scared of her.

Now, you know who she hanged with some hussies. Huffis. Her coochie hat on the ain't grow no more. He'd be like, you know what? Fuck that shit. She's about to turn her girl. Her and her girl's about to hit the club made of Jezebel. That's what we is. She hanged with the Jezebel's in the flusus. She got lashes on her car.

That'd be one of those type of ladies that'd be cooking all day. I'll be cooking all day for no reason. I got some turkey necks on in there. You walk in her house all you here. Surely, this is Barbara. Carb and outside, bitch, you're about to kill everybody. You don't have the stove on all day. Type of lady get drunk and custard grain for yourself. You said what? You said what? drunk and cuss her grandkids down I don't know why y'all my man came to get y'all ugly a little ugly girl her great kid like 14 years apart right sit down white man we don't know what you about to do calm down

don't sit your ass down check his pocket check him check him check him uh oh look at him put him on the ground check him he on some crazy white dude dude fuck my girl bro she's right here Dude, there she is right there. Fuck my wife, girl. Just let me record it, bro. That's all I ask. White people are hilarious.

My phone account is almost in the top 5%. If she fuck you guys, we're going number one, bro. It's her birthday. Let me tell you what we do in black community. We don't give a bug, dude. Dude, it's my girl's birthday, bro. Make sure you tell my girl, happy birthday, bro. She's going to party.

She's like, Jacob, sit down. Fuck. You always embarrassing. Jacob I was up playing let's let's give her a nigger welcome how we see happy birthday happy birthday to your day happy birthday to your pay happy birthday all right that's all you fuck y'all sit out and you smell like one two that's my favorite part of happy birthday you look like a monkey and you smell like one night who else birthday it is we just can't do that for the white people All my niggas, here we go.

One, two, three. Happy birthday to ya. Happy birthday to ya. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Keep on. Happy Burr.

Burr. All right, stop. All right. And let that mother drug her hammer time. Oh. Oh. Oh. Happy birthday.

Birthday. Birthday. Happy birthday to all my niggas. Birthday, birthday, birthday to all my niggas. I said that happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday. Happy birthday, happy birthday. Let's thank you. Happy birthday, happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. You need to see another day. You better pray. Every day you wake up, go get some cake. Because every time you slide, nigger, you gotta ride. And if you want nigger, better kid. nigga better keep your phone hey my nigger hey birthday you was born oh my nigger hey you was born

i said my nigger right you was born i know yeah nigger that's how you got here you right hey birthday birthday you know how we go august birthday shout out to the leo oh yeah and you know that i'm right gee i'm a motherfucking place c birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday Don't fall, Russ. Fuck that. I'm a motherfucking tall, Russ. Birthday, birthday. What you know?

Shout out to the freaky-ass, Scorpio, say a birthday. Oh, no. You don't want, dude? Shout out to the mean, crazy-ass Ares. Yeah. Hold on. Hell no, don't lie. Shout out to them crazy ass.

Fuck the chimini. Hey, hey. And my girl is a dancer. She got a bad personality. She has a cancer. She said some tithets to my phone. Her birthday in December, I think she's a Capricorn. Yeah, they be daring us.

Shout out to all the sexy as Aquaria. What's another way? Uh-oh, listen. We cannot end the show without saying hello to vocals. Hey, oh, we really don't need you, but shout out to them crazy. unstable as Libra! Ah! Birthday!

How many left? Birthday, birthday, birthday. Who? That's it? Hey, hey, hey. I got another one. Yeah, my man got destroyed had he wearing a

shout out to the Sagittaria. Oh, it's one more. We forgot. Who? Listen, we can't be mean. Shout out to all the dope face. Shut the fuck up. They got birthdays, too.

They just forget. But we forget. Birthday. Croak hats. We see y'all. He said Leo's first. Birthday. Birthday.

Jiminize. Birthday. Birthday. Birthday. Birthday. Birthday. Birthday. Birthday.

Birthday. Birthday. Birthday. Birthday. I can't stay y'all. But I love y'all. Happy birthday. Birthday.

Birthday. Birthday, birthday, birthday, the Geminius is crazy. Jimonize, they so crazy, they want you to punch them and love them at the same time. This bitch, crazy! Jimonize is crazy. I fucking hate you, I love you. They'd be dead serious too. They love you, but they'll kill you.

Birthday. Happy birthday. The burgos, they show up in the best way. Burgos, y'all are emotional. goes y'all are emotional y'all be crying y'all be like you forgot my birthday I'm like bitch is next month oh oh just like I said that about it that I ain't gonna do that damn I did forget but damn love is got that proud time bar time oh we in time for time my boy right here he really got no sign okay he born on February 29th leave year so he like four years

Every seven years? Every four and a half years? Every four and a half years? Yeah, so this nigga, nine. Nine years old. She's a girl, seven-year-old. A nigga got to celebrate his birthday on the day. It ain't even is.

March 1st. That ain't your shit. You stupid. Tampa, y'all had a good time in this bitch tonight. Oh! Nah, up top, but we couldn't see nobody. Y'all had a good time up top. My would fall out of everybody's shit.

Man damn. Ooh. Them niggas way to fuck myself. Oh, oh. You know what they say about skinny. Shit be right here. What she thinks is hell. Yeah, she is.

Yeah, she thinks like a kindergarten pencil. That bitch thick. Yep. I've been trying to put my dick to the side of the whole show. I was like, they keep looking. Just yourself. Yeah. What's up? Maybe he ain't here dressed like a piece of winter fresh.

I like that. The juicy kind, you know your brucey steak. Hey, let me tell you, anytime you eat some mint gum and you got to do that. Your shit, stipe there. Y'all so stupid shit sound like a graduation. Don't make, you was just screaming for D.C., you can't like that. No, that was another bitch. My bitch off top.

Oh, okay. Yep. I was about to say, don't like, don't like, don't like both of you. I'm a real nigga now. She want to fuck you, bro. She can't like, can't like both of us, God damn. I'm a real nigga. I was like, uh, go get that, go get that. You sure? Oh, what does she feel like I make a graduated? I know, right? They're screaming the name. I love it. I love it. That shit like a nightmare. That shit like, you can see all this pussy behind the glass, which you can't reach none of it.

None of it. Like in jail. What these bitches be after the show? Going back to whoever they fucking right. Going back to whoever they fucking. Talking to fucking. Who bought the ticket? No rule.

I saw Chico. He was cute. But you get the pussy. He don't. So we got all her laughs out. She's like, I guess you can get some pussy. Don't yell at me if you ain't got no pussy. Don't do that.

You scan off the other. No, you know what they're going to do? No, don't yell at me. You know what they're going to do? They want you to talk to them while you're out of town. They ain't going to get you no pussy while you're here. When you're coming back, bitch never. Why are you waiting for me to come back?

I'm here now. And when I do come back, I'm not calling your stingy ass. You can't even setting up a date. Hey, man. If a bitch doing this, why she ran you, she is not at joan herself. side to side that is not rocking her world okay I ain't never seen that before if she doing that that mean her legs and got tired that's what it is y'all let y'all ladies be talking about niggas be in the shape you can ride dick for three and a half seconds before

your thighs start burning oh shit oh my god oh shit oh my god oh shit oh now you and that bitch just going like this. They think that shit feel good. They're about like that stupid-ass shit. Bitch, if you don't get off my dick doing that lazy-ass shit. Get out my belly, bitch. Then y'all always request.

Let me get on top. No, you ain't got no knee power, ma'am. You know your knees fucked up. You will get on my dick and do three pumps. Oh, my knee. Oh, my thighs. Oh, my thighs is burning. Oh, my God.

It's my legs. It's my leg. Whoa. Then you get real tired and kick your shit out like this I'm like get your goof ass up That ain't gonna do it Hey they be on that bull shit right there Nigger bad to breathing the whole time

Now you mean while you fellas we're supposed to be getting our dick row Now you and that motherfucker gotta work your whole goddamn solar plexing Shit. You're going to be wild. They ain't shit. It's throwing off sexy as hell. You'll be fucking over the couch. She'll be like, yeah, get this pussy, daddy.

You get one. Oh, oh, shit. I'm going to land on the couch grinding on each other. You got to keep it giving it to them. I like when they try to run. I go with them. The only nigger in the world that can fucking reverse. You're not going nowhere, ma'am.

The fuck is wrong with you. Hey, Tampa, man. We're about to get the fuck out of hell that. We love your Tampa! We are the 85 South Show. We love y'all, Tampa! Tampa! We love you, motherfucker!

Give it up for the 85 South Show one more time, Tampa! Give it up for Chico Bean, one more time, Tampa! Give it up for G.D. Young Fly! One more time, Tampa! Give it up for the Ditchie, Carlos Miller! One time! You guys are all officially 85% of Tampa. We love y'all.

We appreciate y'all for me to shell and it's out. If you were a part of the show, make your way down to the front. We got a force to you to sign. Everyone who has a meeting brief make your way down to the front. If you already have meeting free tickets, wake your way down to the front. You guys got meeting free. Meet free. Can you know that pussy's magic?

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