The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Trap House | Ep. 41

Episode Date: September 16, 2016

We've changed studios to an undisclosed location, also know as the traphouse. Karlous & Clayton have invited B.Simone & Teresa Topnotch to talk about mercury retrograde, Lil Wayne & Baby and teacher bae. Clayton also give advice on how to take advantage of Chick fil a's quality customer service. We're going to always remind you #whothispodcastisfor. Subscribe, download, then tell two people! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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85. 85. 85, hi, hi. Welcome back to the 85 South show, man. We in here. I don't even know where we have. Once. We in LA.

We're in a bungalow in California. You said it in a big. So that's where we're at. We're in a bungalow. We're in a bungalow. What's a bungalow? I don't know. I think it's a round house.

For your shit to be a bungalow, it's got to be round. No corners. Ain't no corners in my house. I think a bungalow, that's the shit that's it right above the ocean. That sounds like some shit in New York do. Ain't no corners in my house, B. I don't think you can live in a bungalow. I think a bungalow is just a getaway type shit.

Like when you rob a bank and you need somewhere to lay low, you being a bungalow. I thought, okay. Okay. man this is the type of shit that I'm talking about we gotta introduce all right hold up wait one second this is the 85 South show this is a podcast for niggas who eat skittles they pour them out the bag and put them in their hand and just eat them like this and shake them up like that's motherfucking right and then when you open your hand it'd be look great and spaces some what sunflower seeds or about they're like popcorn who are these ladies

man we got the beautiful B Simone in here and we got the amazing and beautiful Teresa top-notch okay so B. Simone The reason to introduce y'allself so they hear your voice. Everybody know who they do. I know, but I just want them to distinguish. We're in good company today. We're right here. Okay, good.

Yeah, this's me. How you living? Okay, good. How you living, son? You know what I'm saying? We're making sure you're real life. If I ask you, if I'm here sometimes, just to make sure I'm here. Clayton, I told you that our life was going to get better.

We are on the podcast today with two movie stars. Yes. Actresses, self-made online stars. You know what I mean? What else they do? These, hey, what they do? Somebody do hair. They trans-settles.

I know I do hair. Somebody rap. Hell, yeah. Somebody sing. Yes. They make, somebody. They do sketches online. Plus it open and a split.

Hell yeah. Drink Hennessy out the bottle. Petron. Like Patron. Love, lemmy pepper flat wing. Drive with no shoes on. Yes. Star shit once a week with their niggis just because ain't shit else to do.

Hello. Oh, do y'all really do that? Do you board like that? I mean, sometimes it's re-insurance. These real-haired chicks right here. You think I'm fucking stupid? It's reinsurance. You know, sometimes you just want to know your nigga love you.

Like, I just want to know and see how much you love me. That's not letting you. It's love. No, that's seeing how aggravating you can be. If you give me what I won't, you love me. But if you don't, oh, so you just don't give them. You see what we're going with this today, right?

What if you don't want? What if you... We brought these evil motherfuckers up here. It's reinsurance. Are y'all the one. the twins of people, bitter as women? After that, it's, no, it's, first off, it's not called being, well. It's bitter. She drank

lemons straight. She got a jug of lemons. She got a jug of lemon. There's more lemons in that jug than water. You know what else in that jug? It's alcohol. You know what else in that jug? It's Brach up tears in there.

It's unread texting that jug. Read the facts. Read the facts. What's the ingredients on the back? Hey, it's 2,000 screenshots per service. in that jug, my nigga. It's all type of broken dreams and hopes. It'd be floating at the bottom. You got to shake it up before you drink.

It's like apple cider vinegar. That's the mother. It's apple cider vinegar in there. See? It's hurt felons in that bitch. Damn, that battle sounds like a just it sounds hurt. I don't know about it. But your bottle is totally good. You know what? Right, she's making for drunk. Your bottle, and she opens her bottle, all you hear is

Empire! Impo! Impo! Hipon! Up! No, no, my bottle says, I don't get a fuck. She gets real patron from Mexico. You, y'all hear that? Her bottle said, yeah, yeah, yeah. Her shit is a pet wrong.

She's like, it's me. It's the space in between it. Y'all not about to sit here and pick on my nigga B. Simone this point. I'm not in the mood today. She said it's a reason why she's acting like this. Y'all already know why I made movies. What's the reason? I already told you all the Mercury Retrograde.

Mercury Retrograde. What is the Mercury Retrograde? What is the Mercury Retrograd? It's an upgrade. It's an upgrade if you drive a mercury. Okay. If you drive a mercury, you can take it down to spin. That's the photo mercury. If you can get the retrograde, put all your heart.

That's the photo mercury with the level six. Okay, y'all cannot tell me y'all have been feeling like yourself for the past two weeks. I never feel like myself because I got six different mes. You should get some more used. Be Simone, you might be right. That is true. I have been in six text arguments, and all of them ended with the Mario Weinings. See? I don't want to know.

If you play. me keep it on the low Come on somebody gave it because my heart can't take it I knew she wasn't going to let me that Yeah come on I used to hate that song That's when I thought it was the Fuji song

Because at first you think it's the Fuji You gotta grow up and really Go through some shit with a chick that you was really No I mean I make sense but I just always used to think with the Fuji song because a little beat Oh yeah Because of the issue Yeah, do the sexy boys

Yeah, a bit of love like skin She hit you with the martyr boy. You have admitted it up. No. Oh, as love found. What's the following by that? Do you like cigarettes? No.

If love has found it's wearing a real hard, if you get it. No figurative. Oh, my gosh. Your character on Snapchat. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, it's the Mercury retrograde for real, y'all. What is going on with the record? Explain that the people.

Okay. So Mercury. First of all, can I say this, too? Can I say B Simone is somebody who will learn something? And then be an expert on it immediately afterwards. She found out about this shit this morning, and now she's an expert. Look, she got to look at the screen shot. She's got it.

Here it is right here. She's seen it on Instagram. Look, this is factual. Bresby Raw's posted this shit. You know it's the truth. This was on Media Blackout. It was on Bosset home page. No, you guys.

When the Shade Room posted it, I knew it was God. It was God because I seen the shit through. This is real. So Mercury is just in retrograde. It's like it has the illusion that it's going backwards, but it's really not. So really, Mercury connects us with communication, like travel, electronics and stuff like that. So if you've been having bad communication with your... So you're not supposed to buy electronics right now?

You're not supposed to make any big purchases because you'll probably regret them after the 22nd. Why? Because... Well, when is this over? I'm about to buy a whole of the car. Mercury retrograde is the time to chill and just reevaluate. rethink, revisit. You know, I believe that shit beats a month.

So, no, 22nd, you're going to be good. Correct. So Mercury Retrograde happens around this time of year? Yeah, it's four different times a year. It's four different times a year. Yes. But one of those times happens to be when the summer's over. Oh, shit.

No, I know this shit. She's talking about real. And now all of a sudden, your life is just fucked up. It had nothing to do with. No, this shit real. I mean, I know. Any nigga who listening to this right now will tell you, bro, when you get on Porn Hub and

homepage is keep refreshing seriously something is wrong it's the mercury retrograde it got to be bro so yeah what you're saying it's been a little has your phone been messing up have you had any weird conversations I don't fuck my phone like that shut out to the absolute update I bet my phone like an associate

the mercury retrograde guys do not fred it'll be over September 22nd back to your life I think it's only you no it's so many people talking about so your life been booming since Mercury retrograde shit I'm here hey this shit working in your face

He'll be like, you know, I'm over here chilling, you know. I mean, we're sticking on the same thing. So can Mercury retrograde only fuck up? You can't benefit from it? Well, it does. Maybe she's from Mercury. No, it does the yin to your yank. So if you're usually upbeat, fun, entertaining, you're going to feel kind of blah.

But if you're down and you're depressed all the time, you'll be the light for the park. I know what's some niggas listening to the year? I'm like, gross. What the fuck does that man? Woo! I fuck with this shit! No, because there's some niggis listening to the party. right now who don't know what that shit means. And you don't know why you're upset. I'm telling you

why. I'm about to tell what the feeling is. It's the same feeling when you got a baby on the way. Mercury retrograde. When you be sleeping, you just keep eating these $5 dollar boxes from Popeye's. That's not true. That's what happened. I knew some shit being I don't even fuck with Popeyes. And I've been up in life. And I've been putting up

like, I pull up at Popeyes with my same Chick-fil-A attitude, not realizing that Popeye's and Chick-Ley. They do not have the same standards of service. Look, Chick-fil-A, they come out to the car. It's a little hot today. Didn't watch you out in the sun. He came to go to the car with me one time.

He said, what do you want? What? Hey, just pull me up to the window. Oh, my God. And then you can ask one of each sauce, you guys, and they'll give you one of each. It will not question why you need it. They don't ask you.

Well, you say, I want four of them. They don't like, oh, what, I said if I said, no. They just give you four. They say, how many of each you put? My pleasure. I'm going to give you a little game, too. I'm going to give you a little game too.

What's the game? This is for people out there. This is for the people. This is for 85 South people that really listen. We are here. You really out there. Look, you go to a chick filet by a business center during lunch, right? You go in there and you say, hey, we just order to order.

Y'all left out two of our chicken sandwiches and they're going to be so fucking busy that they just go give you the fucking sandwich. Maybe don't try for two, but you definitely try for one or if you try for an eight-piece nuggets, they just going to fucking give it to you to get you out of there. But you need to be dressed right. You need to be dressed like you work at the office park. Appropriately. You can't be up in there slouching.

How often do you do this? You just hit Chick-fil-A throughout the city? No, you need to find a few chick-fil-a's because there's quite a few, and they always have lunch rushes. Right. Yeah, same thing in the morning. You can hit them in the morning, too. Y'all left out of a chicken bench guy just came to the drive-through.

Here, get out of here. We're making so much money. But if they ask for your receipt. They don't. They're just going to apologize. Oh, we're so soft. You go to the right one. They're going to ask you for a receipt.

Oh. I just, I mean, all that. I fuck with Chick-fil-A, though. They got a whole deal. You don't have to do that for a free sandwich, man. 85 South people, if y'all out there and y'all want a free sandwich, you heard me. You heard what Clayton said, man. But then you go to Popeyes, it's a totally different experience.

They're pissed at Popeyes. They come on the speaker telling you what they don't have. Ain't no more spicy, ain't going to be no more, we're not cooking no more, and we're out of it. One time they said, all we have is chicken. I said, okay, can I get the spicy tenders? I said, always. have is chicken. I said, well, what the fuck is the tentas?

That's what they do. No, but she meant the chicken with the bone in it. I know, but they all do shit that they don't even have. Would that be white meat a dog? White. We all have a white. What the fuck you just offered me this shit for? That's what they feel.

What kind of drink would you like? Can I get a Pepsi? No. The Pepsi is not working right now. Guess what? We don't have no ice. You ever pulled up, ever pulled up at the end of the month, and they tell you why the shit ain't there.

Look, we don't got no nugget sauce because our truck didn't come. We're looking for it. We ain't heard nothing back from. I'm like, you just told all the business. Like, we don't need to know that. Well, look, if you want to order something, it's going to take a minute. I'm in here by myself because these trailing the motherfuckers ain't come to work.

But you could just pull up to the right. We'll break it out to you. I love going to order shit at the hood. Fast food is so bad for you, though. We've got to stop. It's extreme situation. All the food killer. But fast food is, yeah.

But at least it's going to be bad for you. At least it should give you some superpowers for a little while. A little bit. It's all bad. At least why you're eating it? At least why you eat it. What's the worst shit that you can't stop eating? I'm going to be honest.

Carves. I'm going to be honest. I'm waiting on the McRibb. I don't give a fuck. Ew. I cannot believe you eat that. I haven't had McDonald's in years. I'm not going to lie.

McDonald's is pushing it. Oh, no. You ate McDonald's. You used to eat McDonald's. It's organic. Shut out of this. It's vegan. We out here, though, man.

Fucking with it. Peace alone, you don't eat pork. Yes, I just ate pepperoni pizza. Don't do me. Why are you putting that out there? Like, even though I don't, even though I don't eat pork, we don't be broadcasting that shit like,

you eat pork? Man, go on, man, what that's the muck, man? And you thought we were trying to explain why you eat pork now, my auntie be making this shit, bro. My auntie. Because the peas tried to get her when I was little, no, the way my auntie do it,

she cut the bone out the pork shop and smothered in the grave and she'd make it like a chicken frass. I had to get you. You ain't going to get it if I tell you about it. Yeah, go on with your little judgment. I hear you, my name. I don't know why niggas act like

them telling you about the food about to stop you from eating. Hey, man, I don't know if that chicken really chicken was shit. These J.R. Cricket's wings be hidden at 2 o'clock in the morning. People who don't eat porkers out of judgment. Man, fuck them people. They don't want to eat that shit. They're eating.

We all got to go in there. Hold on. This is my point. If meat so bad, why the fuck they always trying to find some meat, substitutes meatless burgers and shit don't you don't get burgers you chose not to eat meat don't try to make a fucking egg plant burger you that's just egg plant you gave up on meat you don't get to just take the shit with you and recreate the shit we got this meatless chili y'all don't got no fucking chili y'all got a bunch of fucking beans and some soup that's been soup

we're gonna keep that shit a thousand with a bean stew right just like boneless chicken they're not chicken, they're not, ain't no such thing as a bowlless wing, nigga. Them is grown nuggets. Them is nuggets that got chicken nugget kids, my they're like chicken nugget parents. Because really we need to be moving towards veganism. Well, I get passionate about my

food. Why? Because, help me. You know what's going to happen? I drink that green juice with the baby shell and the baby spinach in it, but I'm not fucking with no vegan. You're just soul searching right now, okay? I'm trying to find myself dirty the but you are. You know, shout out to the

nigga who ruined. all be Simone balance. She don't eat meat no more. She drank lemonade with no sugar in it. I don't know what this nigga did. Oh, my God. He said the edges is growing back. He fucking hands was growing back. He stuck his tongue in her booted. Licked the G. Sprite from the inside. This nigga

got all her matronics. Oh, the reset the whole system. Hell, yeah. She can't even wear hard bottom shoes no more. Oh, man. You got your bearings fucked up. All right, guys. She still got the CD player with the CD player on the top.

Niggas she'll be working out to that. She's fresh it, bro. That nigga got to be Simone fucked up. No, this is serious, y'all. You know you, you know you heart broke as fuck when you're at work looking for a job, man. When you're using the work computer to print your resume out, you're sick.

You're like, I got to move to Dallas, man. Man, this, nah, this bitch cheated on me in the city. Everybody saw them together. I'm going to move to Houston, man. Hey, you know how? Niggie get cheated on and go. back to Wells in school. Like, God, damn, this nigga than join one of them ITT programs.

Bram. You know, I always wanted to cook. Hey, man, you know, this show is fan-driven, Theresa. You know, we fuck. You know what, on social media. I know you know, because you're real active on social media. You too, be. And Clayton, he fucked with the shit when he wanted to, man.

That shit be fucking. Hey, social media, fuck y'all. But on this podcast, right here, on this podcast, we fuck with the media in the comments, man. Hey, I'm with you. Because there be some funny shit. I'm over down. I'll be getting overlooked.

You know what I'm saying? Some funny shit. We're going to talk about this shit in just a minute, man. We love to read the comments on this from my YouTube page, the 85 show. This is a nigga Mike Jack say, from one side nigger to another nigger, you did that real smooth until you said pussy was overrated. Ha ha, she caught on. Look, I did say pussy was overrated. I said everybody else degraded pussy at 100 and I gave pussy a 98.

That's my personal opinion. You can disagree all you want to. I mean, I get boozy and that way. What's the other two percent? It's only overrated because where the fuck was I going? Thank you. No, no, no, no. It's only overrated because it's so free.

It ain't free, though. No, I'm saying. It's so easy to get. How easy is it? If a nigga had to work for it, then it wouldn't be overrated. No, actually, this fiscal year, the price of pussy has plummeted to. to an all-time low. It's actually all-time low.

Right now, it's just really tragic right now. See, look, it's the worst. The value's not there. The value's not there because the people the people who have a commodity aren't placing the value in the commodity. And it's the beginning of the fourth quarter. This is the worst time.

It's too many other aspects of their growth. It's the worst time to invest any capital in the pussy market. They are. I know that for a fact. Cuffing season is a monster. Oh, man. It should be, it should be peeking out right about now.

We'll see what it does. You know what got the market real unstable right now? This is the season where everybody dust off the XX. You know, that's the X that was before your X. Oh. This day season. Because they're always there. It's like, you know you're going to marry that person if all else fell.

Quit bullshit. You got somebody like that? Yeah. You got a back-pocket marriage person? They weren't shit in the future. I have somebody that if I'm not in a relationship by the time I'm 30, I'm going to marry him. You should just do that now. You're not going to marry him.

Yes, I will. Because he's always there. Like, that's why I'm going to marry him. That's the point. That's the reason why you don't hear me. Why are you still here? I feel bad for that dude. Wait a minute.

Y'all started together. Now you differentiate. Let's discuss. Let's do it. Let's fuck up. You at him shopping his... I'm sorry, my bad. Sit them next to each other.

No, I'm just worried. I would hate to be that nigger. If all else fails, I'd fuck with you then. You out here shopping the pussy around until some better shit come along. I know. I know I've been fucking for three years, but I ain't find nobody. No. So does he send you a text every now and then?

just to let like, you-hoo. I'm still here. How is it out there? It's a cold world, huh? He got five more years. He locked up? Oh, just be in with. Oh, I'm going to.

He's locked up? I said until I'm 30. Oh. No, he's locked up. Let me tell him from a nigga who 33. But yes, he is. You got him locked up. You got him locked away at a tower like that.

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So you haven't discussed this with him. This is just something you just go. I mean, he said to Look, we were saying if we both ain't married by 30 We're just going to get married Oh, and you're just the one that took it serious No, he did too. No, I'm just trying to bring it up. This is real. If I don't have nobody by 30

So what you're saying is he out there He said that to make you feel good right now. He's out there. Bitch we're married this weekend. Because after that, you felt special, didn't it? No, I told him. Oh, no, la, like, because I don't want to marry him. He's using that.

He's just a good guy. I know that nigg. If that shit true, that nigger using that to get over on bitch. You're gonna leave me, bitch. You don't give a fuck! I got a wife in Atlanta better at herself for both of us. Short head, bald head, girl.

I thought you're gonna say this, man. Let me come back. I was gonna see me, but I'm more respectful. My mama right me better than that. Oh, my God. Hey, I, hey. You just never know. You never know.

If you wanna fuck with me in the future, say I ain't doing shit when I'm 41. Put that future beard in. future be it in. Hey, when I'm 60, look, depending on how my life was. You might as well just gonna be all the way real. Look, when all else fails, I'm fucking with you.

Hey, when I die, I'm gonna see you in here. So look, I'm gonna fuck with you. She ain't really working out out here. Remember that shit we talked about? You still with it? Yeah, exactly. Don't do that. Y'all make a suicide.

When that nigger just show up at your house, hey, I need somewhere to stay at. Shit, you said. Remember what you? You said, how you're going to turn your back on your husband? You know how many, that bitch, I turned down to be with you? Just put some money under the dough. I'll be back tonight.

But you got to give me something. Y'all are not right. Niggins show up itching. Yeah, listen, the whole point. What's the whole point? Neither one of us were just friends. And we were like, if we don't find love of our lives by the time we're 30, we'll marry each other. But what if it is, don't let Merger.

retrograde fuck that up for you oh that mercury retrograde you know you need to text that nigga to make sure it's over Bissomor okay I'm not just gonna be standing around waiting this retrograde has my eyes open I'm woke

he gonna hit her with the emotional shit you know I was thinking this nigga said I'm woke I am up I'm hip to what you're doing you're just using you just using me cut the shit he's gonna throw the shit in it

Once you transferred your student loan balance to my name, you stop texting, you don't answer my face time, you're out all the time, and your fucking nipple was out, okay? Hey, let me, speaking to which, my nigga Travis Hampton

on Twitter said, this podcast is for niggas who don't fuck one bad bitch in his life, now his standards are through the roof. That is the reason why I get up in the morning and call my niggins and be like, we're doing the podcast today. I know it's a nigger who went to the club last weekend,

met one bad... Way out of range. Right. I am. It's going through some shit. It's the mercury retrograde. It's hot. It's a new car.

That's exactly the movie. This is 2017 Mercury Retrograde. That shit gets like 45 miles per gout. It ain't just me. That's fucked up, man. Oh, speaking of which. What? Mercury retro.

You got another one. What? Oh, you didn't read the first one? I read the, read the comments. Does everybody have the same paper? Well, we got the same. Mine isn't the same. These are just, uh, sad.

Well, don't worry, it's different. Oh. Is your name on there? No. Yes, it is. Your name right there and say, B. Simone. Read where your name is. I know what?

I know B Simone does not like to read. Read your part. She don't. She don't. Yeah, look. She hates reading so much. She hate reading so much. I got her tutor, my name.

She'll act like there's nothing on the paper. My place is blank. Turn it over. Turn it over. I don't see my part. Turn it over. I don't have the same paper. My nigga Big Baby and B Simone been working on compound words.

We got our tutor. Hell yeah. I hate reading out loud. This is not just a podcast. It's an after-school program. This is what they said to be Simone. Simone. Yes.

Simon. Simon. Sim one. Sim one. Sim one. Sim one. Sim one. Sim one.

Don't put it together. But still one. This podcast is for niggas who hate to read out loud. They're good at math. Yeah, they're good at math. You're good at math. But you don't really like, you don't like words. I can read.

I just said, you can read. But look, check this out. This nigga Charlie, this nigga, this nigga Charlie Wingate said, Bissamone Toes probably tastes as scrumptious as Chick-fil-A-Nugget. Wow.

Have you tasted your toes? You would be accurate. You tasted your toes? Yes. And then Nicole said... That's kind of nasty and intrigued. You ain't never sucked your toes. What the fun?

I'm saying like when you was little, bro, you put that big, the big toe in your mouth? First of all... Especially when you get out of the shower. First of all... Come on, bro, like, get with it. No, first of all, I always had long legs

so my toe couldn't reach my mouth. When I was a baby, I looked like Kermit the Frog when they show him full body. First of all... Let me test them. Go ahead, Teresa. You did. So you did.

You didn't suck your toes. No, you suck. And we're going on baby toes? Them toes is grown. Did you hunt your cousin? Did you hunt your cousins? Huh? Thanks for ask.

There you go. He said, huh. You hunched her cousins. It's official. That's different. That's different. That's different. Thanks for asking.

That's different to suck in my own toes. What are you talking about? Everybody in this place house. They're hunting. Played house. Hey, says everybody being up front today. What is it like when you see their cousin now, to real? Oh, my God.

Look, look, let me tell you. Y'all got nothing ever. She's still trying to get it in. What close? Let's drive home. Now you don't want to hunch because you're grown. You have to keep him. Oh, you too grown to hunch now?

That's exactly how you get out of it. What's your cuss? That's my cousin right there, ain't a cousin. You liked it back then? No. I was around my cousin. No, look, I brought it up. I was like, so y'all don't remember we used to hunch.

Like, everybody was like, ugh. I'm like, bitch, you did it to my son. Man, I wish Theresa. Everybody's not everybody. Everybody hunched. Like, you can. My rule was like, if my grandmother had no pictures.

Okay, what did you do? Paint the picture, paint the picture. The parents come over. They're playing cards. I might hunch a groin. And then what? The kids came to be in the room, so we had to go downstairs and we hunt.

And don't let one of my mama friends. Oh, she hunched everybody. And the friends bring their sons and shit on. And daughter. What do you hit me? My life was not the fuck. No, nigga. It was lit.

It was lit. It was lit. It was lit. I didn't do all that. So you were over there to sleep over. It's rules to hunt you. It's a freak point. Everybody is Scooby-Dood draws.

It's a freak point. Wait the grandma go to sleep. Where did the grandma go to sleep? Oh, y'all getting hunts. You get hunched. No, that was a guy. Why are you crying, Clay. To Lisa, keep trying to hunch on me.

I'm tired. My dick threw up. I don't know what's going on. Why you don't want to go up your grandma? Because the wrist would be over there. She'd be watching on me. You said my dick and this stuff. No, she'd be doing that.

She'd be making my thing get hard. What she'd be doing, Clay? When we'd be going on, when grandma go to sleep, she'd be sleeping with her bra, but she'd be raising her shirt up, acting like she's sleep. Hold on. First off, if you got a bra and you hunting, that's something wrong.

Check this out, Teresa. It's rude as kids. Right. Don't say it because it's how to the word. We were three. Stop! Stop! Stop!

What are you talking about? You're wrong now. That's what I'm saying. If my mom don't have no pictures of you, we got a different last name. And my daddy don't come over your dad's house and get drunk in your yard. We're really cousins. No, you just can't. Not like that, like that, like that.

Not like that, like that. Like that, like that. I think they let you know. right from wrong. He'd be like, hold up, wait a minute, cousin. Yeah, we got a whoop. We are in the ninth grade. We got to stop this shit.

You got a woman? Bro, ninth grade. I went hunting in the ninth grade. That's too much. That was fun. What did you quit? Well, so what you was doing in ninth grade? Right.

Fucking. Uh, no. When you're trying to act like you just got good? But who had sex in nine grade? The whole world. No. I'm not talking. I had to teach you at the high school,

but I'm saying all my friends are out. I mean, I mean, say they was, but I'm saying, like. That's when you get your first little permit, your first little freedom. Shit, everybody was fucking left, right. But it's maybe, maybe, you're 15 at the end. Nah. Shit.

What was we hunting then? Wait a minute, is this the function of it? We're in California so we can leave the Cali life. We could, we good. This is really not California. This is just a part of Atlanta that looked like a bungalow. No, we're in the bungalow, man. Clayton, you got comments, man.

We're going to go show love because that's really what the whole show is, man. Like, Teresa, that's the home girl. Be Simone, that's the home girl. You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody in the room. Man, get a shot of the room. The room, this is all family in this, motherfucker, man. So it's just like, there's some shit that we would be talking if we were just somewhere talking shit.

Yeah, that's my nigga Tyler. Yeah, that's my name. Shout out, big, shout out Remo Ride. Remo ride. All up in this motherfucker, man. We got started late as fuck because we had some. Is that Rose? Is that Rose?

Is that Jose? Because I bought 3,000. You want to buy 3,000 over here. zeroed in on the Rose. Tell them what we're doing, man. The podcast is... Is that rosé? Somebody get a cup, man.

Please. So, the podcast is mobile. A cup. We going hood to hood. Shout out to God is dope. We were in God is dope last week. Oh, that's dope. Hell yeah.

Right now, we're in the... I like their brand. We're in the bungalow studio. Sweating. Cally. With some light-skinned girls fresh from a flight off from Poland. Man. Living like the weekend.

Poland Spring. Salvador Domingo. Shut out. Hey, Salvador Domingo, aka Doc Holliday. I got a new one because they shoot different when I'm in the build. Right. Shut out the D.C. Young Fly.

He out in Cali right now putting in some work. Putting in more work. When do we stop working? We'll never stop working. Let me read these comments. Go ahead. Who can we talk about the other shit? KMCD7 of YouTube.

He said, I watched this twice and I have absolutely no idea what the discussion was about in this video, but it was really good. I think it was probably very informative and exciting. and exciting and KMC-D-7, we need to work on your comprehension skills. I don't know how you watch the whole shit. He assumed it was very informative. That niggins said it looked like they said. I should have learned something, but the way my brain works is, I didn't.

Mercury retrograded this nigga all the time. And then the other one said 85 South Show, we need a freestyle from Clayton English. Oh, that's nothing, man. Come on, we do this. That's what it is. We do this. We'll do one before we get out of here. We will.

Because we got B. Simone here. Be some more on. You're going to freeze on? You can say some written shit. Oh, okay. Oh, I can do my So Gone Challenge. Oh, you killed that shit. Yeah. Did you do that shit? Did you do that shit?

Teresa would have killed it. That shit would have been funny as fun. When I saw it, I was like, I ain't even going to put this shit out because I had a little verse I was going to do. It was all hurt feelings. He cried in his. He started singing. He forgot the rap. You know what?

It started off original, but I just kept dripping in the Nate dog shit. Riding in my car. Man, I'm listening to the radio. I'm just about to say, fuck these. And then I was like, what? Niggas got mad out of nowhere. Can I read my comments? You can do your...

You're real. The niggins says your toes taste like chicken. No, I have totally different things in y'all. You got a different one. Let me... Do you want me to read it first to approve it for you? No, she already did it. We studied early.

Antoine Beavers. The way he spells his name is weird. That's why I pause guys. Don't. It looked like Antione's. She got it, bro. Anto, I, me. Anto. No, you know, they do every syllable. Ah, n, w, ah, ooh.

Anto, I, n. Hey, damn, you try to do every letter. Read the big letters. Bebers, but eh, ah, but. If you see a big, we're, replace it with a little. one that you think is appropriate. Antoine, believers. Okay, no.

He said, be Simone. Ooh. Come on. Bevers. Be Simone, I'd be your side, nigger, and put you in something foreign to drive, boo, real talk. Something foreign.

Like, who are the oldest? No, you're not going to say that the nigger's foreign. That was nice, but I hate your guys do that. You're not going to do that. I don't like the guys do that. Because he did, in his mind, I know when the nigger typed it, he put more into it than that.

He said, I have put you in something foreign. Dot, dot, dot, real toe. There was no dot, dot, dot. But I'm saying, I'm letting you know from a nigger perspective, it's a pause in that. I put you in some foreign. Too big continued. I don't like when guys do that, though. Well, that nigga got money.

Oh, I like this comment, though. This is cute. Vanessa Caviar, I'm straight, but she's beautiful as fuck. I would love to be with her. What that mean? They want to lick on each other. No, what they mean? They want to, ooh.

They want to, ooh. That's nice. That's a nice comment. You call it Stephanie, I call it Hempany. I love it. I love that girl. Yeah. She can give you my girlfriend.

Young Ma? Yes. You give Young Ma to pussy? I don't know. I feel like me and young mom will be trying to fuck the same dish. And be like, I ain't go here. You got it. You know you, baby.

You got it. I ain't tripping. See, you're a nicer dude than me. I'd be sitting on the couch with her just trying to wait out. It's 2.30. They ain't sleeping either. What you're going to do? What you're going to do?

I mean, I'm going to stay up as long as you are. You are not going to defeat me, Young Ma. It's young M.A. She's going to start rapping a song. Yeah, they hate them, but they broke, though. Whatever. Young M.A. I know what M.A.

I know what M.A. You know what M. Young Mission Accomplish. I'm gonna say what I saw. What you said? Young mom. Okay. It's M.

It's a period in there. I don't give a fuck. Do you get it? It's a period in there. I call the CIA. The CIA. These jokes write themselves. It's a period in there.

Period. We need a nigg on the drums for that one. I don't get it. I mean, the joke ain't funny if I explain it. Yeah. The people who are watching it, the people watching it, they already laughing at. I want to get it, I want to get it.

No, it's a, it's over. It's a period in there. Young M.A. Oh, because she's gay. Oh. No, because she a girl. I know. You still.

It's a period. She's still, she's a girl. Don't do that. Don't do this. She was so, it was beautiful way of war. No, because now it's becoming an after school space. No, listen. We came to play.

I still got a period and she's like a dude. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Oh, okay. That's what I'm like. How the fuck that's what you're saying, but you ain't say that shit when you said the shit.

Because you're saying she's right. It's fine. It's fine. You know what I feel like right now? This show is brought to you by this slow class. You know what I feel like right now, Teresa top notch? I feel just how Drake felt when he got on his tour bus and realized most of his shit was

had been stolen. I know the feeling right now. I feel like you didn't stole my ovio. chain. Where is my owl? Who the fuck has my owl? Lil Wayne quit rapping. No, he didn't.

Mercury is in introspect, my nigga. He ain't quit rapping. No, you know what it is? Okay. So, baby, he has one more album. Do you know that Lil Wayne can't not rap his song if it comes on? If you play a little Wayne song around him, he can't help but rap all the water. He don't know most of him.

He like a robot. Baby said he got to give him one more album and then the contract's over, but he won't let him release that album. because he wants him to sign on for another nine albums. I don't like the way you said it when you was like... He won't let him release it until he signs another contract. You know a lot of cash money stuff. You know all the country.

Well, baby said he needs nine more album. That's crazy. The baby told B Simone that. Look, baby, B Simone. Who knew that the B's stood for Beatrice? That's who baby be talking about. Look, B Simone, I know you're going to keep it with him. That's Beatrice.

She's my son. When you get on the 85 south, so I want you to tell him, I want you, I want to get another album, baby. If you want to be gone, I'm going to need them nine albums. Play ball, that's just what it's going to be. You're my son. You're my, I love you. I love you. You've been my son.

You're going to keep being my son. That's my son. Nigga, your kids look like me, nigga. I look like you. You got my name wrote around your belly button in cursing. Matter of fact, I'm my son. I am you. You are me. Nigger, you don't remember the blood transfusion?

Yeah, I'm you. Where's your lawyer's at? That's my son. I feel so bad for Wayne. I feel terrible for a little win. That's sad for real. But you know what's funny? Then a motherfucker, everybody on Twitter the other day,

when they played all nearly old shit because the IRS came out and said nearly oh about two songs. And some change. Ain't that much hot in here in the world. Nick, I don't play it all in the shit. Ain't that much hot in the world. Wait, they're playing it why?

E-I-I-I-O-O-O. Nica Nellie had some lyrics. Why they play it? Watch my hands are under a cold spout when feeling icky. Niggie cared about germs back then. Feeling icky. Listen, listen to it. Let me in-up.

Let me in-up. Bill Gates on my coldsbound. I'm in-n-out. I'm in-n-law. And I'm money to live my friend now. E-N-A. Here it goes. Hey.

Hey, y'all don't remember the second verse, though. That song was. You thought that was some catchy shit. Nelly shot a club up in that second verse. Who's that pretty boys? Hey, me wild niggas. Proud niggas running the ground, niggas. I was like, hold up, niggas.

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Nellie and Tim McGraw had that song. They're good in every hood. Nellie should never. He never had to buy no weed. Yes, he should. Nellie broke a lot of hip-hop records. Because it's all in my hell. He broke his god down.

Well, I think about it over and over again. You remember it. And it hurts so bad. Every time I close my hair. Hold on, hold on. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest on the 85,000 show tonight. We have Tim McGraw here in the building. Every time I close my heart,

I realize. Is that Nellie? I love that song. Hey, man, I like, hey, man, on some real shit. I don't know. I don't know why everybody got mad at Nellie and turned their back on Nellie,

but I don't know. It's just like one day everybody decided to quit fucking with Nellie. You know, at one point, you know, when I stopped fucking with Nellie, I remember one day I was sitting down and I was drinking some pimp juice and I looked down in my vocal jersey. No, look.

And I couldn't believe how I felt in that instant. I felt disgusted. You know what I fucked with Nellie? It's because he always gave shout-out to the crew. That nigger put the whole St. Louis in the video. Except that nigger with the mask. That nigger was like, without trailcooter and coach it just wouldn't be.

I don't know them niggas. But I appreciate them niggas for doing what they did to make Nellie possible. What about the dude with the mask? That nigger didn't have a one job. Was he in St. Lunatics? Yeah, he didn't have a one job. He said, man, they didn't want to give me my shout. I said, you had a mask.

I didn't want to shine. You didn't want to shine. You had a mask. You didn't want the shine. We tried, nigga. You wouldn't take the mask off. That's wild. For your scene.

I think Nellie got that money just off Apple bottoms alone. Because when Floodder made this song, Apple Bottom got right back in hiding. Because Oprah, remember Oprah said I like Apple Bottom. Did she? Ooh, if Oprah said she's like it,

your stock go up for at least like two years. think that song made the apple bottom sales rise? I'm talking about apple bottom jeans. Everybody is with the fur. And motherfuckers is in school literally wearing apple bottom jeans.

But I think that's just what they had all. That was just the teacher. I remember I went to an apple bottom audition to try to be an apple bottom Did you go to the Nelly thing? Speaking of teachers, did you look for the apple bottom? Speaking of teachers, did y'all see the teacher's made?

Let's see the apple bottom. Let's see. Was it the same? You're talking about Apple bottoms. I'm talking about a teacher with the apple bottom. Did you see the fine-ass teachers? Oh, yes. I have seen that.

Let me see. Show Bissimo. I would love to go to school. Y'all let's see teacher, babe. Where was this at? Damn. With an apple for the teacher, because I knew I get a kiss.

I always got mad when the ass got dismissed. But when I was in session, I'm probably, I'm the most excited about this to all y'all, because my son is currently in the second grade. You know what I'm saying? And I'm trying to do everything in my power to get him in helpful. What she's wearing is inappropriate.

Is that what we said? They said that? Yeah, they said it was too tight. They basically saying you can't. ain't be that goddamn fine and teach these kids. Yo, whatever she put on that ass don't. These kids ain't even old enough to know what fine is. Oh, I knew what, I knew what ass and tities was.

But you didn't know what fine was. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Speak on that. There'd be that one teacher, and you'd be like, man, I wish I was in that classroom. Right. I wouldn't pay attention, but I love.

Not because she was fine because she gave the kids cooking this. In school, it's like, you want to see that ass, like, do a little more. So, like, as a kid. When the teacher lean down to help you and your elbow on my teeth. That's how you see some tities and stuff. Right.

But you want to see the ass do a little more. So if she got a fat ass and she erased that board, that's like 30 minutes and just, like, that's like 15 minutes just ass shaking. Like, you know what I'm saying? No, I'm, fuck you. I like, at a young age. The way that you say in this shit is flowing so freely,

you didn't have to think about this. Like, that shit doesn't happen. Like it's been in your mind for years. Yeah, you didn't did this shit before. You're like a serious thing. I just told you I did it. But you were, how long? Hey, man, you've been yelling at people ever since Pop Daddy brought the bad boy

Yeah, man, I'm mad about that man. Why? Because I'm a bad boy too. No, I'm just saying like, bro. I've been a bad boy. No, stop that shit, man. I have. I have my drinks to rock all that shit, man.

No, see you laugh. I listen to victory every morning. Clayton fuck with Pub Daddy and people don't really know that shit, but we're not, you're not saying the bad boy. You can stop that. I'm a bad boy though. Okay. I watch bad boys one and two.

I know the lyrics is a bad boy. Yeah. Bad boys, bad boys, what's you gonna do? What's your favorite puff daddy lyric? Huh? What's your favorite puff daddy lyric? Um, it's probably gotta be, uh, the sun don't shine forever, but as long as it's here, we might as well shine together.

I like that. Man, say something we don't know. My favorite punk daddy line. What, I'm gonna go deep into the puff daddy catalog? I like the B side. My favorite puff daddy line. It don't matter if I'm like. The D.

The D. The I. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. What the fuck did he? Hell, Daddy. This motherfucker's bill, hey, diddle-diddle.

I'd be like, I fuck when the niggas say that don't matter if I write rhymes. I write checks. That's lovely. That's a great one. Woo! Hot. No, that's a good one. I like that.

But it's some bullshit lyrics out there, boy. The nigger, little yottis said, Nigger did a show's been a check on my mama. Just randomly. I'm mad as fuck. It rhyme with anything. I'm mad as fuck. I like that shit.

I like that shit. I like that shit. the Merchery perspective. What little, look? What little Yaddy said? I fell out with my dean. Yo, Dean. What are you doing?

Do you go to born school? I didn't even have a dean. I went to college. I went to FAMU. We had a dean, but we didn't. That motherfucker was an interim. Did you go to the Kanye West concert any one? I went on Snapchat.

I went to the Kanye Southam Show. Talk to me. Did you get to stand under the East? I was not about first off I'm not about to go it was just too much but they was up under him dancing round and he was on a he came out of like this look I saw this shit like he came out there with a tape record like this thing was just on the magic he came out magic carpet and y'all was amused so you're talking Kanye West was floating over the crowd on a big as BCL he was floating

floating and Patron he was floating so look and flirting look I said his Kids, just say that, that way, bring it full circle. This nigga grabbed on the platform and was trying to climb up this shit. And Kanye was like, and the nigga fell. Yeah, yeah. As soon as he listened to Kanye. No, no, no, Kanye got it electrified. It's shocking.

All he has to do is give him the sick. Get up! You didn't see that shit. I'm telling you, it's Kanye. He has a hennie slushy in the back. That shit, he got a hennie slush machine. Have you ever had a hennie slush? I haven't.

Oh, you haven't. You know, I'll be having a little Twitter shit, right? They had a little Twitter facts or whatever. and they say, hey, it's been such and such amount of years since Kanye West ran on stage. I think it was seven when he ran on stage with Taylor Swift. They made a picture before the shit. The nigger was drinking Hennessy with Joe Jackson.

I was like, see? That's what the part happened when you drink Hennessy with Joe Jackson. He was drinking out the bottle. Hennyson, let me see it right quick. It felt like he can do what the hell he wanted to do. Hennessy. As most of you know, this show ain't brought to you by this, but Hennessy, it can be.

This show was, like, y'all got some extra money. This show was-in-you-know-we got good slogans. Give them one. Feel like a good night out? Anything can happen. Anything can happen. Then you're going to give to beat. Anything can happen.

Anything can happen. Anything can happen. Get on your nose, bitch. Anything can happen. That was a mind. So, okay, okay. The commercial, imagine this, right? It's a tight shot on the microphone.

It fades out. It's a luxury. bungalow. The music slowly comes in. We've got here on ice. We've got Coca-Cola. We've got everything. We've got food. We've got beautiful women there. We've got everybody in here. Smoke's fell in the air. Everybody's smoking expensive for Cuban cigars. Everybody's dressed their best. They got to come in at me. He's in the police line. And then as soon as the girls walk in, they looked to each other and say, anything can happen.

And then that's the commercial. Paid the flag. And then there's a working show. Yes. Anything can happen. Yes. Hey, bro. We just shot you a commercial

for fucking free, Hennessy. Hey, bro. At least you can do is give us some bottles. Hey, when you look at this bottle, this is the perfect amount for, like, when a nigga get fired. Like, when the nigga going through something, this is the perfect.

This is enough liquor right here to help you figure out the rest of your life. Nigger, wife leave him. This is how much you need. And one more sip is enough to ruin. Hell yeah. You take that extra sip and call her back over. Hey, this shit is at the volume where you drink the shit all day and it still be this

much left in this motherfucker man. See that? Hennessy has been there. Hennessy was there for niggas when wasn't a lot. Shut up, I appreciate it, man. The nigga and did you see this shit? We was watching the documentary, the leader of North Korea. That nigga spent a million dollars a year on Hennessy.

Oh, yeah, I saw that. What? The old one. Dr. The old one. The old one. Kim Jung unfather. Oh, yeah. What did you do with it?

Jim Jones. One point two million dollars a year on Hennessy, man. We'd be dropping facts on the 85 South Show for my niggas. We dropped a lot of facts. He was the biggest buyer in Hennessy. In the world. Biggest customer. More than...

We got to get him in the commercial. Well, we did. We don't want him. He did. They declared war on the U.S. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Last week. Hey, I'm not going that far.

If you listen to this shit in North Korea, they might kill your motherfucking ass, but big shout out to you. What the fuck you doing with a radio? Big shout out to you. I don't know how the fuck you got the internet, but keep tuning in. You're risking your life of this show. Okay. I'll fuck with you the long way.

If Kim Jong-un come in that bitch and hear you listen to this ignorant-ass shit, it's over, it's a rap. What if there's some of the shit he let him listen to it off? Like, you're allowed to. That's okay. This is black people.

Real nigger shit. You need to hear. Real nigger shit. They talk about everything. Oh, no, no. Real nigger shit, fine. Go ahead. Go ahead.

We don't matter. I try to feel that out bullshit. When they be from other. They don't even know how to say this shit. We don't man at black people. We don't mad. We don't mad. We don't mad.

We don't mad at black people. We don't mad at black people. We don't mad. We don't mad. We don't mad. We don't mad. You mean we, we, we original. Hey, you went to the one music fest, though.

Y'all, anybody? I don't go to none of this shit. There's so much. Are y'all going to attend BT festivities this weekend? Excuse me? Is it this weekend? I'm out of town. Is it the hip-hop?

Yeah. I gotta go. When this come out? This is the future. This is gonna be the day of. Hey, shout out to everybody in the past. West Niac, what's up? That shit was live.

And I'm gonna be in goddamn Columbia, South Carolina, Comedy House. But by the time you get it, I'm probably already gonna be there. Why are you talking to the past from the future? I'm talking to the future. Let that shit go, man. Okay, man.

I just want you to know that the present is a gift. If it's anybody who listening to this shit Friday, I'm gonna be in New York. Where are you gonna be? Shit, I'm being a A. What are you doing right? I'm in the A right now.

We're in the future, right? Hell yeah. Man, we didn't even, we really didn't even. That's really how we test people. We've been talking all those. Are you in the future? Are you right now? Because you ain't in the future, you can fucking leave. But we've been talking all this type of thing.

You can get the fuck out. You can get the fuck out of here, buddy. Don't let the door hit you. You can get out of here so fast. You're goddamn here to spend, buddy. Hey, did you know somebody sent me to imminent? him when he was like so fast you got them headless me, don't?

They said that. Shout out to whoever sent that to on the Twitter, man. What did he say it on? He said it on that Lil Wayne song. I picked the whole word and wrapped it on your fucking head. Oh, yeah.

That shit, yeah. Yeah, that shit. Is that where you got it from? No. Oh. We got it from actual experience. Oh, yeah, B-Simone. Oh, yeah, they were talking about her watching.

So, wait a minute, where you had on your movie game? Because you're young. They just, they was in the movie. She was hunting that, too. She doesn't seen all the bike movies. I was not hunting at two. She was in.

Thank you very much. She was deprived as a child from all those grump movies. Much love to them cousins who let you watch. Mercury retrograde. Mercury repression. You see how Mercury had to go into depression

for people to admit that she was deprived from dick. No. We're going to get to listen. Hey, look, for all our parents that's listening, just know we was responsible but when we was hunting his kids, we kept our clothes on

because we knew that was family. Yes, clothes was on. We knew that was family. We didn't pull up, we had respect for each other. You didn't pull out your week. Anybody who tried to pull your clothes down wasn't playing no more.

Like, hold up, we don't hush like that. What you doing? I'm about to tell. I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna tell you trying to pull my clothes down. Hold up. We just be played hunting. You want to do the grown up.

You're trying to do the growing up. Oh, I'm gonna tell my mama you try to for real hunts. I'm gonna tell you try to for real hunts. Yeah, you're trying to for real hunts. Yeah, you're trying to do a real hunch. You're trying to hunch like nasty. Pulling out his hot dog. I don't want to spend the night over here no more.

Oh, man. We live from Black America. Teresa, we appreciate you fucking with us, man. We didn't even tell them all the good shit about you. I enjoy being on it. Take this time. You tell these motherfuckers a little bit know where they can reach you and what you be doing.

They know. And all the things. She's so funny. You know, you can find me on Instagram. Snap drive, Facebook. That's why we're in him. On the right of this, motherfucker. That's why we're in him.

You know. We got a YouTube video together with me and her. Or Top Nog's World, 2Ds. Make sure you give me my 2D. Check this out. People was like, man, you gotta get to Lisa. And then we got some more and that shit to be dope. So now we got found out.

No, this my dog. I know, man. How was it working on the movie with, you know, digital lives matter with, you know, both of y'all? Well, see, I wasn't in it. I thought she was in the shit. No. Look, so how wasn't.

She's all about a resume. I wasn't in it. I was like, so how wasn't? I'm like, I can't give you anything. We did, was on a set of a movie together, but then it was something else. Oh, yeah, no, no, it was another movie. That's when I met her. That's how you know.

Leave that in there because they need to know we'd be fucking enough. Oh, Digital Lives Matter.com, and you can buy it. It's only one-time watch. It's like going to the movie. She's only watch the movie one time. I think a nigga should take a 20 and just watch it full or five times. Yeah, that's nice. Do that.

See, he thought the shit, too. With them? What? Digitalized man. Did you just say? You was on set that day. But I'm saying I wasn't casted on there. Like we, I didn't even know she, the day I was on there, she wasn't on there.

Oh. What was you there doing? She was, you was behind the camera. You had one of the big microphone. Yeah, yeah. I was behind. I was behind. You said you wasn't in it.

I was, I was behind. I'm saying I wasn't on there like with her in the set saying so I can't be like, yeah, this is how it was. But Clayton, we really, we really got a whole bunch of of info right here because look both of them be on social media talking a whole bunch of shit it'd be funny though right just talking about what's the scene were you in we was outside and I had a dog I was on an extra scene oh so you were in it but I wasn't we wasn't working he was asking he said how does it feel working with and I'm like we wasn't I think he was just asking how did they feel to be in the movie I thought she no it wasn't

even like you should get yourself more credit this motherfucker didn't it I wasn't in it what movie I know what the fuck is a movie like what the fuck like what it's a movie no I don't say we wasn't like yeah yeah I can't I get it okay you were to say off that the fucking like look look fuck it you was in there see that but you was in the movie congratulations you know what fuck you at this boy what's next like I don't know Shit, I wasn't in there either. I didn't know you were extra in the movie. I didn't even know.

You're my friend. Why don't I know you were in the movie? See, they didn't tell me you was in there until the next day I seen in your snatchet. I was like, damn. I was like, um, because my home girl, uh, what is J.Nell? She the one told me about it. She called me that morning. Like, hey, um, can you come down?

No, that's not how Janelle sounds. Do her voice. How does Jainel sound? That's how she sounds. Okay, do it. Yeah, thank you. Do it. Thank you.

Why did you interrupt me? Do you know her? Thank you. I know J-Nell. Yeah. How does she talk? Who is? You know J-Nell.

You know. Oh, my gosh. You know what? Don't do J-Nell like that. I don't know J-Nell. I feel like this. Stretches every word out. That's J-N-N-A.

But I'm saying. But I'm saying. All right. All right. I said, hey. It's fine. Okay. All off of one fucking question.

I don't know shit. I got to start this. Ask other questions. Right. You got to do your research for you ask. I was just about to ask y'all from For some advice of, you know, side-nigger season coming up. Is there anything, you know, from the latest point of view

that you like to tell the niggas out here who are out here hoping and wishing? Yes. Because I know a lot of niggas ain't going to make it. I'm not saying. Be a real side-niggin' like, I call my side-nigger and the bitch answered. And I was like, you should be dry. She was really sweet, though. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, respect goes a long way.

Wait a minute. She was so nice. I wanted to ask her what her Instagram was. I'm surprised you did it. I almost did at the end, but I was just like, bye, girl. Just follow me. Yeah. Follow me on Instagram.

How do you know? Maybe we can hang out. Huh? You had one of them conversations? No, she's like, hello. I was like, hey. So you had one of them? Let his sad chick talk to you.

At least he ain't lying. Was he in a relationship? No. Oh, so that was just one. Okay. Yeah. They could have been his mama. So you said, could have been his sister.

Did she say, yeah, he's over there asleep? No, she's like, we're talking. He'll call you tomorrow. I was like, all right, girl. Oh, so you know what? y'all that was slick disrespectful when she told you they are now teammates they are in agreement but you felt slighted a little bit i was baffled like you guys i was appalled y'all might as well hang out you were appalled y'all what did you say what did you know gosh sister wives right

she went full scoopie do ro-ro what did you do i was nice you didn't know what else to do so you yeah because she was nice so i wasn't going to be like nice way yeah that was kind of talking right now. He'll call you back. He'll give you a call back tomorrow. What the fuck was they talking about? That was going to take you tomorrow, though. Yeah.

I was like, all right, girl. He'll call you back tomorrow because I know he's on the side. You know what you should have hit it with just to be padder here? What? All right. Be sweet. All right. Stay sweet. No, stay sweet or not.

You all know if I'm sweet or not. Right. That's real condescending. All right. Stay sweet. Yeah. Stay fast. Keep it classy.

All right, girl. God bless you. God bless But yeah Anyways my point was If you're gonna be a side nigga Just be a real sidingke I should never come in contact

With any of your side You know what that's the What time did you call though? It was late That's the struggle I called 53 times She answered on the 54th Wow

She was fed up Actually He probably had her answer No no no no We got the facts Actually We got the facts Actually

After calling him 54 times He probably went and found A random bitch just to answer the phone to queep you from fucking calling. Because you're, yeah, I didn't say it with a cute. Y'all got me on a phone.

You need. I didn't call this man 54 times. I'm exaggerating. So I'm going to knock that down at 12. And I would still say that's all the language. I called three. And it was late. Because it was late.

I was on patrol. I was like, you need to enter the phone. I'm serious about this. I was like, this was not the agreement. Hey, you know what, don't, hey, I'm glad you brought that up. You like to try to, you think she thinks she got Pokemon. Wait, no. She got them in her pocket.

She just pull them out. That's a good point that need to be made, man. If you want some dick, you need to make prior arrangements. I did. That was my point. You don't. You need to call in. We had a date.

I'm drinking. What time was it? But I might swing that pussy through there about two something. Like, give a nigga hands up. Like, y'all don't give us no chance to create no ambium. Give me a hands up so I can get up And she's gonna call it in a nice middle Do some push up

Hey I'm going on in a little bit I'm gonna drop that pussy off to you round three Give a nigga something to look forward to I can take a nap I can record my favorite shit I can roll up one and a half It's so much that I can do to make this shit better if you give me the hands up

I do I do tell them to do that That's what I'm saying Because I always make appointments No you can't put people in You just want to have people just at Ready. Yeah, don't order the dick, but at least give a heads up. You're trying to Uber the dick up.

Say the code for something. You're trying to request it right then and there. And then it says no dick in your area. And then you piss off. Oh, and you be mad like, how could you? Like, really? Like, what the fuck? But before that, before Uber, you had the goddamn call and schedule the dick up.

In advance. If you wanted to get dicked up, you had to schedule it. They don't know y'all. I know how to make my dick appointment. You only got lazy, man. Y'all gonna stop trying to treat us bad I'll make them weeks in advance Like look next Friday

There's the party at compound I'm gonna be in the area You're overzealous So be ready Yeah She's too aggressive with it Three weeks from now I'd like to come

We don't know We're on the other line Right now I feel like in about a month and a half We should get together When this merch is over About the 23rds 24 I'm sitting on this thing till then That's when you're

You get to play hardball. You get to say all the silly shit C-Sysay. I don't know. We'll see. I might get you some dick. I'll let you know. Then you can text. You can wait.

You can wait two hours and then text and be like, look, what's you going to do? I'm sleeping. I'm about to go to bed. Well, I just catch you tomorrow because you're not about to come over here all late and disrespect. It is. If you wanted some dick. No, I'm on the way now. I'm on the way now.

You're going to leave the club. I'm on the way now. I'm on the way now. I'm an Uber. I'm an Uber. It's okay. Take my card. Take my cards. Y'all be hanging up the phone. Girl, you got it. I mean. He's mad. I got to go. He's man.

He's stupid. Oh, shit. I got money. We're going to make you, man. We got somebody jumping at him. We got it. Are we done? No, hey, man. Yeah. How long we've been?

It's eight. We got about a little over an hour. We got about an hour. All right, man. We need it. We need to wrap up. Yes. That'll work. Yeah, it's hot in this bungalow. Hey, man. For real.

First of all, first of all, y'all not understanding what we're doing right here. This is the, uh, we're going on the ghetto national tour, man. So we're going to go every hood, every week we're going to find a new, right, because we're trying to generate, we're trying to generate some commerce in black neighborhoods. We came, we had a black delivery driver. This studio is black on the microphone black. everybody in here black or associated with some kind of blackness it took so I can I can I can't right it's not a lot of black people in media you know what I'm saying

this shit gonna be all over the place and one day we're gonna look back at this and say damn I see what's going on it's kind of like being signed this shit kind of like being signed to Motown in the early days you know what I'm saying just stick with it I promise you that because this podcast right here this podcast is for niggas who still got hope That mean they ain't doing shit right now, but they believe in the future and shit gonna get better.

That's why I was asking you, what can niggas? Y'all was asking y'all, what can niggas do to get the shit together? Because we're about to have another year of failures. Y'all, y'all not really helpful. We got it really good.

I think we got to communicate better. That was my point. I really think it's the end of it. That's what it is. It is. Because women are so tangible. And not only that. In the day, you have to meet, if you met a girl,

you had to meet her through somebody in person. You really got too many options. On the internet, you could just find any bad bitch and DM her. I can slide down my timeline and see the next bad bitch. Like, but wait, there's more. There's more where you come from. I know. You tripping this.

The bad bitch matrix of Instagram, it's real. That's the problem. It's about 12,000 bitches on there with the same face. I don't know whether this shit is scary. Look the same. My Explore. page and you want to know something that's because the women are on Instagram like oh

I want that I want to be like you know what I'm saying they look and want to be exactly like who they see scrolling down hey man you know what y'all niggas like it though that's how the bitches keep doing it I feel like once she starts selling that it's an endless cycle she belongs to the game I know you belong to the game

you're gonna pay my rent in two seasons if you ain't on basketball wise Atlanta you fucked your hustler if you ain't somebody girlfriend one of these reality shows fake pregnant you fucking up the tea works it's not a hoax hey man if you need some tea to make you

boo-boo you need a child diet that's fucked up man but that's why it's like me out here to give other niggas hope hey my nigga hang in there hang in there they don't stay fine for a long time

some of them fall off fast and you never know when she's gonna have a flat or she needs a nigga that's gonna help her move because she got put out because she was flexing on the ground You could be that nigger You could be a nigga with the truck Or the nigger who could just

Hey, stay over here until you get on your feet You could be that nigger To you get on your feet Who's trying to explain to her Why you don't have no girls soap at your house How long do guys allow girls to get on their feet Shit Just like until you stop fucking

Then you got to look Like when you bring niggas to the crib You're like oh that's my roommate Like this bitch got to go She's disrespectful She'll make that bed up when she wake up, and all she eat is fruit of bubbles. She did not pay the pussy bill. You're not staying with a nigger right now.

Mm-mm. Oh, okay. Well. I never say what a guy before. Why not? That's another episode all together. Yeah, we're done. Anything you would like to say in closing.

Did you enjoy your 85 South Shore experience? I did. I did. Even though it took so fucking long to get this shit started. But then again, we, I understand because you did say this is black. This is some. This is we on CD time. Let me show you how black, everybody didn't get here.

Let me show you how black this show is. This show is like ashtray penny black. Like the brown that's on the ashtray pinning, that kind of dark school. The podcast really for dark-skinned niggas with light-skinned mama. That's who we really, that's more of our core audience. This podcast right here that we do, it's for niggas who got three brothers and y'all all look exactly alike. that's who we grind it for who you do this podcast for

a piece of a moment thank you exactly you hate that question yes because I never have a good one so what I don't know who you doing this podcast you might be doing this shit for part-time

strippers you know what I'm saying no I know part-time strippers I know some part-time strippers who try to act like they ain't dancing just because they fly to Vegas once a week anything thing else. What's y'all got coming out? What's the next move?

I'm putting out a mixtape. Yes. What's it called? You're really about to drop this mixta? Yes. I've been waiting. Listen, you know how long? I'm like, what are you doing? Like, why are you sitting on this? It's fucking amazing. Yeah. The streets is. I got to feed the streets. It's what they want. Really, the streets is. But I'm just saying, it's room for your shit. The streets is waiting. What's your plan? Tell me your plan before we get out of here. How are you going to fuck the game up? Because I can tell you how to do it. No, okay, no, I'm not telling you my plan. The game is to be.

So, and I told. All right. Well, I'm just saying, man. You go out there and you dance. When is it? When is it coming out? I think I'm going to drop it in January. You think?

Mm-hmm. That's a minute. No, January is right on the corner. The streets need that shit. We got about eight more weeks. What's the single? What's the first single? Huh?

What's the first single? I'm rounding down. I don't have it yet. Dang. Are you my manager? I said I was rounding down That's two months October and November December

I told you that was a good tutor I said I was rounding down And he's my reading tutor Not my math tutor I know I know So we're waiting on your mix tape What you got coming out

I actually just got finished doing his pilot And it's great It's dope You got a show You know See, you're a little sneaky-ass. You can't just tell everybody what you're doing. You just got to do it.

I don't know. I'll be telling them. I tell them. I get my head plenty of ammunition. Hey, nigger, in a few months, y'all nink going to be sick. It's coming. I promise you. But you don't tell them why they're going to be sick.

I'm telling all the niggas who thought I wasn't going to make it to start getting your rest in and eating breakfast. You're about plenty of shit to talk about. Hell yeah. Oh, I hear that. Yeah. I'm telling you. of you nigger i just sold the idea to HBO i'm about to do the black game of thrones this shit about to be crazy nigger i got my cigarette lighter rebuilding service jumped off

when i fix lighters like if you don't just buy a different lighter i'm i'm working on the app that's like an uber for niggas who don't have no debit card it's called we'll come get you we'll come get you that shit hard no it's just like that's just what I do I'm just always thinking of how I can get some money and shit oh my boy like I'm telling you hey one one thing

for sure a nigga gonna get some money I'm trying to figure out a way to come up with a spray to make the weave last two two weeks longer a spray yeah but I don't really want to get into chemicals I'm trying to keep it organic trying to go on natural right you feel what I'm saying

I was thinking about doing the rest of restaurant that's just said chicken wings and sandwiches don't matter what time it is a nigga just pull up on you with the wing sandwiches what kind of sandwich just sandwiches you niggins just put you nick you're it's nigga I don't even hey it's a sandwich build your sandwich yeah yeah building because it's hard as fuck to turn down a sandwich man ain't my nigga want a sandwich shit I don't man gonna tell me a piece of that motherfucker off man Oh.

Oh. You're all right? Look who's back. Man. You know how you get one of the phone calls is like that? Yeah. What they say? What they say?

What they say? You know what them phone calls? Man. Hey, let me get one more shout out. Who? Shout out to my future wife. I know she out there somewhere talking shit, not passing the blood fast enough. Probably didn't like to know.

Your future wife. Yeah, she doesn't let the little coochie how to grow in on the inside and the side. Speaker into existence, brother. I'm talking about it. Tell us more. You know, if I really had to just tell you about it, I feel like she'd drive one of them, Honda Coupes, the round ones. The round ones?

Yeah, one of the other obsidian colors. What color is hot in the year? She's a thug bitch, so she'll never wear a seat-up. One of them bitches who drive. Drive with their head? What are they? I drive like this. You dry like that?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Put your heel in your coochie. No, I take my left shoe off. Oh, you put your heel in your coo. If she don't take one. One shoe all, when she's driving, I don't want to fuck with it. She ain't real. I'm talking, I'm looking for a real-ass chick, bro.

If the bitch can't parallel park or box shit. What's important, man? What's important, man? What's important to me? This is for your wife, dude. So this is, when are you going to retire the side-nigger? Hey, this already got the game mapped out. When I retire from side-nigger Sunday, guess what I'm transitioning to?

You're going to be like paid baby. May-Nig a Monday. Oh. You're going to be an analyst. You're going to be an analyst. You're always going to be. somebody said yes what i'm gonna step it up i'm gonna step it up then it's gonna be i'm gonna be on some super lame shit guess what i'm gonna do faithful fridays when i do all the good shit be like oh

faithful fridays you're going to miss what i did and i'm gonna do like pitting shit every week i'm gonna have all the bills lined up in a row be like guess who paid all these guess what the wife thanks great hashtag great husband it's gonna be you're gonna be that guy happy wife happy Happy life. Oh, man. That shit's going through. Man. I already got the shit plan.

Main nigga Monday going up. I'm going to have niggas getting back in the gym. But this is in the future, man. This is in the future. Watch. This is in the future. You ask, what I mean, we are in the future right now. When I retire side, nigga, Sunday, I'm going to leave the game somewhere

where I know it's going to keep pushing forward. I'm not going to let that. That shit not going to die when I retire in my jersey. All the grace eventually lead the game. Keep pushing it. Nigger. Push it to the limit. Push it to the limit.

Women just really want a nigger they can trust And somebody they can be ratchet with That's what they're wrong They just sometimes they just want a nigga They can be real with When they get to sit with Oh, I'm so sick of this nigga calling me Put your dick up

I don't want to be disrespectful Like I do that type of shit Because that's the lifestyle You gotta act like you don't see You're arguing with a nigga walk off Oh you mean when So you wait wait wait wait wait wait Side niggas provide a lot of tough love

Okay so you mean if she arguing with her dude you over there you'll put your dick up hey out of respect if I'm at her house oh I would you at her house bro because without no order guess what it's gonna be chaos yeah you need everything to be in order you got to police yourself I don't need a mother to come tell me what I'm doing wrong because I'm gonna make sure everything is I'm laying all my cars on the tape so you'd be like oh that's hill no I'd be like hello my name is Carlos Zane shit my Wednesdays and Tuesdays are open though my favorite shows come on let me come

let me get to know you you ain't shit your nails ain't done you need to fill in look at that little speck of paint let me talk to you don't know you can't keep your nails done and you gonna try to sit here and tell me you're gonna convince me you don't need a nigga come on come on man you're getting three dollars worth of gas what the fuck three dollars if I'm talking to a chick and her brakes are scrubbing it's I'm just trying to get home it's never that's all I had she obligated my nigga your brakes is squeaking and shit all types of orange lights, amber lights on your dashboard, you need a nigga.

You think, they think when the light go out is okay. Brough, any, any fine that shit, any fine that shit who had, like, fucked up under the hairstyle, that's who I'm talking. Who got what? Like, that shit fucked up under the hairstyle, like, right here, where you have to look under, and that shit

be like, whoa. What is that? I look, my target audience is, but it's, bro, like. No, my target audience. You have been never for, you know. Yeah, that shit that's under there. You'd be like, my target audience, though,

is bitches who have to put the emoji under their armpit up. It's my bad. You didn't hear what I said, bro. Pick it up. You didn't hear what I said. My target audience is the fan bitches who had to put the emoji under their armpit. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, and the pictures? Yeah. Hey, I have a picture like that. Hey, B Simone. Hey, I do this shit for you. You thought that was smooth? Hold on, but what's the emoji under the? What's that, what is that?

No, because I took a picture my armpits weren't shaved, so I put it in emoji right there. Right, like you had a little smiley face in the headlock. That's stupid. What does the back of mine look like? We knew what you was, though.

It's cool. You'll be all right. Yeah, you're all right. You ain't got the, you ain't got the nata. Do it, Teresa. I don't, I don't. That's what you need to know. Do it, Teresa.

I don't want to be top-notch. Look, hold on, hold on. But listen, hold on. You see how she had to come back to a dollar. Hold on, let me come back. Because, bitch, I want to see what your shit look like. She ain't. After she got her shit.

After she got approved. Yeah, I'm good, see. No, you're a good. No, my shit is good. No, my shit is good. Teresa good. He said, show the camera. Her shit good.

You ain't got to lift your shit up. Show the shit good. I'm hot. But that's who I'm talking to, but, man. We wrap, look, we're wrapping up. They got, look, don't open up a can a side-niggin' words that you can't handle, man. Don't ask me shit, because you.

You know I had redirected my life to this shit. I don't know what happened while I was gone, but you got some shit. No, I got passionate, man. Okay. You know, no, it's just like, they just want to tiptoe around and shit. And that's why the game in Shamble's niggas doing it wrong. That's why they call you Coach Kay. Bruh, I give a fuck.

You're playing the game out. Hell, yeah. Yeah. Because I'm telling you, man, this shit got to be said. Because I got her nails done at makeup. You're motherfucking right. I'm talking to all the women that make sellers and put the tailchip on it. You put some black magic on your nails.

You stupid. What are you at next in the future? I'm in South Carolina right now. I'm in Columbia. Where I'm going to be after that? I don't know. Hello to myself. I love me.

Nobody can do it like you do self. This is some motivation. I'm going to need to hit this shit. Oh, shout out to Russell Simmons, man. For what? Because he put me on the show. You put you on the show? You ain't telling about what the shit I did?

What you did? Don't worry about it. You do the show. I do the show. You do the show. Tell them about your friends. What's up, Russ? Hey, hey, let them know

them out of this. Hey, man. See if you'll listen to my name, man. Hey. Hey. Ask him if they're going to bring back

Platinum Fubu. Tell them I bought all the Fubu and now I bought all the fat farm with the bull on it. Yeah.

All right, man. With the bull? We the fuck out of here. Are we? Anything y'all want to say in conclusion? Oh, yes. You guys see my shirt

dropped his ass like a mixtape. Y'all can get my t-shirts on my website. They're about to drop. Mixtape coming October 88. When you're on mixtape drop.

Take us out. We go out with freestyle. January. We're freestining out. Be Simone going to go. Y'all better play the Sogong. Play the sogown, instrumental. Can I play that or no?

You need the instrumental? It's your website. Oh. Thank you, T-Tudor. Oh, yeah. You can get the t-shirts. Wait a minute. What time is?

This is the most necessary never ever. Are we going to get another one in? Everything, E-V-E-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G-B-X-O-X-O-X-com. I didn't see here for nothing. So check this out. I can't. It's about to go down again. My name is Carlos Miller.

This is my home girl, Teresa. You know. I'm so glad Teresa came. Teresa time night. Yeah. You got to come back on the world. Bring some air conditioner with you next day. Hey, y'all should have had it prepared.

How you feel about the bungalow before we go? You know, I mean... We're here. It has a good little... Bro, we're really in a real trap house. Yeah. We're here. I'm here.

You're here. Yeah, it's definitely... It's definitely that. It's boring up. Black lives matter. We do matter. Oh, yeah. to everybody who, yeah, just ain't scared to say the shit

that they feel. Black Lives Matter, you bitch. Yeah. Collin Capone. I got the journey, though. Hey, don't burn the jersey, white people. Just let me add. Shit, fuck up.

You don't want it. We out here. 85 steps out here. Bad. Yeah, bitch. Let's go outside, y'all. You want to go outside? We did.

Man. That's just how to go, though. Eighty-five. Five. Eighty-five, hide, hey. Summer's here, and with the kids home and off to camp, it's easy for moms to get lost in the shuffle. On good mom's bad choices, we're making space to center ourselves with joy, rest, and pleasure. Take the kids to camp.

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